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Speaker 1: Whom what are you bite sized?

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Speaker 2: Were there last night Maps back on Channel nine, biggest

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Speaker 2: show on TV. Maps as always, one of the contestants,

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Speaker 2: Al spoke about the woes of having ratty legs. Do

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Speaker 2: you have any insecurities?

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Speaker 3: Oh, am, I like my legs. Yeah, that's like muscle

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Speaker 3: as I want them to be.

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Speaker 4: It's great to see it on commercial TV, you know,

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Speaker 4: just normalizing rat legs.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's bloody.

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Speaker 1: Hard because you do.

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Speaker 2: You have got very ratty legs. And for a lot

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Speaker 2: of people who are joining the show, you one of

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Speaker 2: you across the fact that Rodent sticks over here has

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Speaker 2: struggled with it for a while because you have got

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Speaker 2: quite ratty legs.

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Speaker 1: Your calves are a bit ratty.

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Speaker 2: I'd call them dental floss legs, but they're probably more

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Speaker 2: analogous to dental floss after you've used them, and they're

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Speaker 2: a bit.

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Speaker 1: Skanky rat legs. Actually that unattractive.

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Speaker 5: Maybe your girlfriend Mim should.

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Speaker 4: Calls no, actually, wouldn't see a physio legs over the

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Speaker 4: holder murder true story.

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Speaker 5: He said, they're the weakest calves And I ever came

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Speaker 5: across in my life, and it is a true story.

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Speaker 1: So you got very ready legs.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought, what we do right now?

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Speaker 2: Great opportunity because we've got alprom Maps, who's going to

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Speaker 2: join us to talk about his ratty legs.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's kick it off, though, shall we? All right,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about him twigg legs. A little breeze could snuff.

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Speaker 5: Him at any more walking around on that.

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Speaker 2: I can't stand for any moments.

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Speaker 1: I can't stand any moments?

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Speaker 3: Is this a thing? Found? Right? Very good?

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Speaker 5: Rat legs chat with Al Perkins? It joins us now

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Speaker 5: from Maps?

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Speaker 3: Can I aw? Hey, boy, how are we mat?

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Speaker 1: I'll ask you if you were standing, but it'll be treacherous.

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Speaker 3: What are you up to? I'm actually in Macca's car park.

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Speaker 4: Just you got you gotta get the calories up with

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Speaker 4: the rat leg I get it, mate, You got to

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Speaker 4: fill them out.

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Speaker 3: And we're going to hit the gym together. All right,

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Speaker 3: we're going to train legs.

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Speaker 4: I've been training for years. They haven't made any difference.

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Speaker 4: When did you realize how you had ratty legs? Because

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Speaker 4: for me, it was only three or four years ago

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Speaker 4: that I started seeing photos. And I remember I tried

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Speaker 4: to buy some tights and things were very whispy down

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Speaker 4: at the carf region.

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Speaker 5: When did you realize you had rat legs out?

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Speaker 3: I only realized probably once I entered the experiment, and

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Speaker 3: I Will sitting there doing the interview and I couldn't

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Speaker 3: come with an answer. Yeah right, that's the first thing

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Speaker 3: that came to mind.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh right, them asking about you made you realize

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Speaker 4: for the first time that you have rat legs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean that was just an insecurity of mine

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Speaker 3: that I haven't really thought about. And yeah, it just

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Speaker 3: it just came up on the spot.

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Speaker 4: Because we bury it. We bury it for years, don't we.

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Speaker 4: Are we suppressed these emotions around having ready legs?

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Speaker 3: I get it, mate, of course.

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Speaker 5: And obviously last night you didn't get a kiss.

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Speaker 1: Didn't get a kiss last night?

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Speaker 5: Mate? Are you blaming the ruddy legs on that? Sam? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: good question.

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Speaker 3: I probably I probably can blame the ready legs. But hey,

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Speaker 3: look it was on like at the moment was happening,

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Speaker 3: the sun was setting, that had a couple of marks. Oh,

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Speaker 3: I'm like, what can go wrong? And went in went

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Speaker 3: in and yeah, got got brushed.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she knew about the pins.

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Speaker 2: Has she mentioned something about the fact that your legs

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Speaker 2: aren't bigger than met thermometers or is that just totally

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Speaker 2: hasn't come up between you two.

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Speaker 3: No, I haven't come up. Sounds pretty good. She doesn't

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Speaker 3: really say too much about my legs. It's it's just

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's going to work on it.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, my partner's the same ount she she totally

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Speaker 4: respects it, does she.

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Speaker 2: I lost my SIM card on the weekend and I

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Speaker 2: had to use one of those pins to put in

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Speaker 2: my phone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it reminded me a lot of your legs.

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Speaker 5: Wow, that's strat of offensive.

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Speaker 4: Well can I just say, I mean just talking to

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Speaker 4: you has helped me, and hopefully how you talking to

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Speaker 4: me has helped you.

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Speaker 5: And I think rat leg men need to get around each.

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Speaker 4: Other, of course, So so our with your permission made,

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Speaker 4: would you like to start with me the rat leg

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Speaker 4: support group?

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Speaker 3: Jesus, Oh, let's do a rat leg support group. Any

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Speaker 3: guys out there who have rat legs? Here we join

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Speaker 3: our group. Here we go, buddy, we will harpe you

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Speaker 3: are We all get together and we just hide each

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Speaker 3: other up. Bloody, I talk about that's support group. Let's go, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: get on you.

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Speaker 1: There won't be any steps up to the clubhouse, though,

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Speaker 1: of course.

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Speaker 4: That's a health hazard. That's a health hazard, of course

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Speaker 4: ramps only. But thirty one O six five, I'm serious

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Speaker 4: about this. Let's let's get the feelers out there. Do

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Speaker 4: you want well, if there are any blugs out there

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Speaker 4: listening to this right now who want to join the

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Speaker 4: rat leg Support Group, the r l SG, what are

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Speaker 4: you providing them?

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Speaker 1: What do they get out of this support?

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Speaker 3: Love?

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Speaker 4: We're trying to normalize this. You know, rat leg it

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Speaker 4: really hurts, and we keep these secret. We suppress the

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Speaker 4: emotion of a rat leg quite seriously. Okay, So if

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Speaker 4: you want to call this show right now and just

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Speaker 4: talk about your experience with having.

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Speaker 5: Rat legs right thirteen one oh sixty five is the number.

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Speaker 5: Let's get around each other.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you me Al from maps ol, let's talk about

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Speaker 2: it right now.

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Speaker 1: We've got Al from Maps who joins us. Maps is

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Speaker 1: back tonight channel nine seven thirty.

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Speaker 2: We are going to be talking about his legs very shortly,

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Speaker 2: largely just how ratty they are.

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Speaker 1: But how before we get into the rat legs chat?

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Speaker 1: Straight up, mate, are you on maps so that you

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Speaker 1: can be an internet phenomenon?

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Speaker 3: The heck? Now, that's a love baby?

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Speaker 2: Sure you are We love that about you, man, love

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Speaker 2: that about you? And that was said with an earnestness

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Speaker 2: that I blew me away. All right, let's get into

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Speaker 2: the rat legs support group.

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Speaker 4: Yes, because al you and I have agreed to be

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Speaker 4: the face of a new movement. We are getting around

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Speaker 4: men everywhere who have pins for legs, who have rat legs.

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Speaker 5: It's called the rat Legs Support Group.

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Speaker 4: This is a safe space for those suffering under the

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Speaker 4: weight of Marles stiff support.

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Speaker 1: It's Woody rat Legs Support Group.

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Speaker 2: I'm not part of the support group, by the way,

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Speaker 2: I will just be here. I had peaking duck on

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Speaker 2: the weekend, delicious peaking duck. Peaking duck pancakes. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 2: they give you that very very thin, flimsy bit of

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Speaker 2: cucumber that goes in with the peaking duck.

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Speaker 1: Yes, reminded me of your legs.

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Speaker 5: That sort of chat doesn't stand in the rat legs.

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Speaker 5: And don't laugh, ol, don't laugh at him, because.

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Speaker 3: Now, yeah, you know what we're going to raise. You know,

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Speaker 3: it takes a lot of courage to come on the

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Speaker 3: radio and you admit that you have rat legs.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 3: You know, I applaud you.

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Speaker 5: You're on commercial. Let's go to Dylan's joining us.

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Speaker 1: Dylan, you've got rat legs.

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Speaker 6: Mate, Mate, I should be the president of the rat

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Speaker 6: leg Committee. I swear to god, I've been supporting rat

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Speaker 6: legs since three mates. I'm well into it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, And when did you realize you had rat legs? Mate?

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Speaker 6: Honestly, not that long ago. I've been embracing him a

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Speaker 6: whole life, but only realized that quite shortly when that

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Speaker 6: took me shorts and all the boys started laughing at me. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: and now I get jealous staring at a chicken drumstick.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I have similar moments, still on,

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Speaker 4: similar moments do you?

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Speaker 5: And there's question for you as well.

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Speaker 4: Ow do you find that most socks when you buy socks,

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Speaker 4: I mean, they're just so loose down there.

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Speaker 1: They just don't hug the ankle kidding the socks?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's even getting better because you know you can

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Speaker 3: you can buy any size sock having a rat leg

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Speaker 3: and it won't cut the circulation off.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, bloody good point exactly right.

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Speaker 6: As well as that people don't realize rubberbands do the trick? Mate, Cole,

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Speaker 6: still in.

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Speaker 5: Your legs, in your legs.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like you've just got a You've just

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Speaker 1: got a nine.

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Speaker 2: Iron for pins.

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Speaker 5: He's going on support.

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Speaker 1: Using rubber pants to keep your socks up.

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Speaker 5: Appreciate his vulnerabilities.

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Speaker 6: I am joking.

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Speaker 3: I am.

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Speaker 5: But let's go to Freddie. That is good stuff. I

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Speaker 5: don't believe that, Freddie.

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Speaker 4: You want to join the rat legs support group? Mate, Freddy, Freddy, Freddie.

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Speaker 4: We can only hear your legs strapping in the wind.

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Speaker 5: Fred I scared him right off.

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Speaker 1: I scared him right off. Jewels, who's got Oh, Jewels,

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Speaker 1: you've got rat legs?

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Speaker 2: He am.

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Speaker 3: My ankles are so skinny.

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Speaker 2: They're the same size as my wrists.

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Speaker 3: So I used to get.

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Speaker 2: Called at school.

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Speaker 1: Straight down shot, straight down shot. Yeah, you can't tell

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Speaker 1: the difference.

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Speaker 5: Could use Dylan's move if you're struggling with socks. By

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Speaker 5: the way, Jewels lay bands.

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Speaker 2: Well, thanks for joining us, mate, been a pleasure to

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Speaker 2: have you on. Maps is back tonight on Channel nine.

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Speaker 2: Still haven't got a smirch with Sam yet. The honeymoon's begun.

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Speaker 2: You tried Burrs, You've tried, You've tried everything. Really, have

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Speaker 2: you got any new tactics?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah, I'm running out of ideas. Boys watch I do,

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Speaker 3: and you're gonna get anything, anything your sleeve.

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Speaker 4: Just just some just some long pants, one of the

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Speaker 4: boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to