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Speaker 2: anything good?

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Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Pats, morning, Good morning, Alex morning, Good morning Rio.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hello.

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Speaker 2: Who watched the Night of Nights?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: My word, the brown low as much as I could stunning.

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Speaker 2: It's hard going too. It was such an exciting sport.

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Speaker 2: Why have a really long winded, dull night.

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Speaker 4: It's a really really good question.

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Speaker 5: They've never really figured out how to do it well once.

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Speaker 4: I've never seen a good brand.

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Speaker 6: So many?

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Speaker 1: Did you watch it? Pats?

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Speaker 7: I watched it up to about round two? Just to explain.

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Speaker 7: All I care about.

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Speaker 4: Is the red carpets.

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Speaker 1: Who caught your eye? Oh?

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Speaker 8: They all look stunning.

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Speaker 7: Actually, I don't think there was one single standout, but

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Speaker 7: I will say my friend Rebecca Madden looked absolutely What

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Speaker 7: about the old the hair? Now, see Beth, who has

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Speaker 7: done my hair and makeup.

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Speaker 1: Look, I recognized that dodgy bidy no no.

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Speaker 7: I took care of Beck last night, and she always

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Speaker 7: is an absolute masterclass.

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Speaker 1: To read that with one eye though, that's her good eye.

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Speaker 2: Maybe yeah, yeah, but maybe she had a pinky, you know,

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Speaker 2: and she needed.

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Speaker 1: It covered something.

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Speaker 7: Beck always loves to do something different, like sheer mainstream

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Speaker 7: and she has a different look. Every time I thought she.

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Speaker 6: Looked beautiful, she did, she did, she absolutely.

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Speaker 8: And smashed it too, by the.

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Speaker 2: Way, long night for her and Ham. Yes, now some

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Speaker 2: of the other moments. Then if if you're in the

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Speaker 2: running like Matt Row, Okay, he won it by a

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Speaker 2: lot of votes. I think by about round three he

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Speaker 2: had a thousand votes. Feeling the AFL really want him

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Speaker 2: to win, even in some games when it wasn't even playing.

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Speaker 6: He's got three undred points twelve votes from twelve across

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Speaker 6: his first four games.

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Speaker 2: Crazy crazy, And then but you know you're one of

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Speaker 2: the favorites.

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Speaker 1: So when you get up there, and what a big

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Speaker 1: pinnacle for these guys to get the brown over.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're always going to go down a history, but

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Speaker 2: they're not a lot of umming.

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Speaker 1: And a ring.

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Speaker 6: He had a lot of You can't be surprised. Yes,

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Speaker 6: you've had hours sat there.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be me. It's going to be me.

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Speaker 2: Maybe go to the toilet, go for a lot of

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Speaker 2: walk with a notepad or a Napkin think about something

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Speaker 2: to say rather than of yehnas.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, well done Hamish getting that stuff out of

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Speaker 6: those players.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a blood out of stoness.

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Speaker 6: It really is.

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Speaker 2: And even when Matt was announced as a winner, Haym

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Speaker 1: Up sort of a decos as well, Yes.

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Speaker 2: He didn't, he was just getting up there and well

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Speaker 2: done and coming second. How about this guy, so old

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Speaker 2: Ginger getting up here with two thousand votes.

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Speaker 6: For Old Jacob's second time he's been runner up to

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Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing I've got right, This is a

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Speaker 2: big question. Okay, so the umpires do the voting now?

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Speaker 2: Is a crazy game to be an official of right

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Speaker 2: for two k massive Megrooval, bigger than any kind of

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Speaker 2: job of trying to work out which one was that?

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Speaker 2: And they're still making all the calls in a really

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Speaker 2: chaotic games Why is it the umps?

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Speaker 5: I've always always wondered this because they've got it's the

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Speaker 4: Crazy, They've got to run so many kilometers.

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Speaker 1: Various moments they might have to throw the ball backwards.

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Speaker 4: Yes exactly, and they were like, how are they?

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Speaker 2: I actually don't wish one of the Decoss boys was

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Speaker 9: That Well, it's funny you say that because Matt Row

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Speaker 9: he was It's really good in the clearance, is really

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Speaker 9: umpires and so many of those votes.

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Speaker 1: Are you saying he plays to the umps pretty much?

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Speaker 2: That he's running past to go see I'm having a

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Speaker 2: great game. Put in the notepad. Take a note of

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Speaker 2: it now. Otherwise back in the locker room when you're

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Speaker 2: getting changed, you won't remember me.

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Speaker 1: Do it now? I just did this.

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Speaker 6: And there were no coaches votes for so many of

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Speaker 6: those games, so the coaches and the umpires saw matt

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Speaker 6: ral very differently.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel bad for the umpires. Always cop it

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Speaker 4: after the end of every brown. What do you expect

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Speaker 1: I've got another But who should be doing the voting? Us?

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Speaker 4: We're not asked.

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Speaker 6: Now, I say us.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this viewers text like Australian idol.

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Speaker 6: Yes it works.

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Speaker 1: Some music we owned his shows all over the world.

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Speaker 1: Would give the power to us.

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Speaker 10: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: If you choose you on the show for the first

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Speaker 2: half hour, we find out your day yesterday? How was

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Speaker 2: your Monday? How did you start the week? Would you

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Speaker 2: say you're a Monday winner or loser? Text me which way?

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Speaker 1: And why? Four?

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Speaker 2: Seven, five, three, one oh four three? Patsy, what's it

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Speaker 2: for you? How's your day yesterday?

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Speaker 1: Mate?

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Speaker 8: A very busy day. And I do have to say the.

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Speaker 7: Scales are tilting slightly to loser because day one of

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Speaker 1: Oh no, and Beth was doing Beck Madden's hair, so

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Speaker 1: you couldn't get your your low lights done day.

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Speaker 7: One of school holidays and I'm already exhausted, I have

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Speaker 7: is a teenager and decided at nine o'clock last night

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Speaker 8: And she is a bit of a night owl. Like

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Speaker 2: How It's amazing how they just have these when they

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Speaker 4: Yes, you know.

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Speaker 2: Often you're watching a sci fi thing, right, and there's

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Speaker 1: And cooking at ten o'clock is an option.

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Speaker 8: It's random.

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Speaker 7: And she just announced that she might bake a cake,

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Speaker 7: and I sort of, I said, why don't you You

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Speaker 7: know that'll give you something else to do tomorrow. You're

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Speaker 7: wondering what to do? What't you do some baking?

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Speaker 8: No, I have to bake now.

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Speaker 1: And did you like any mumold you were?

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Speaker 2: You then worried about I can't go to sleep until

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Speaker 2: I know, like the ovens off and stuff like that.

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Speaker 7: It's more about the miss I said, can you please

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Speaker 8: I love that you cook. I love that, but please

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Speaker 4: Yeah, ma'am.

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Speaker 6: Good.

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Speaker 7: So I went to bed and woke up this morning

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Speaker 8: At nine o'clock she decided to bake a cake for

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Speaker 4: Quite noisy as well.

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Speaker 5: At nine of them, very noisy.

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Speaker 7: It's very noisy, and I can overhear Chris saying, oh

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Speaker 7: when can I have a taste?

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Speaker 8: When will they be ready?

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Speaker 6: Seconds past nine o'clock?

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Speaker 7: You're doing so this is going to be my next

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and next, how was you doing? How was your

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Speaker 1: day yesterday?

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Speaker 2: I saw your one o'clock on Channel seven winnings.

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Speaker 1: Very good mate, world.

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Speaker 6: Thank you guys, thank you for all your support. It's

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Speaker 6: been really nice. It was great yesterday, really good. Just

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Speaker 6: TV Land at Channel seven. Everyone was very supportive there

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Speaker 6: as well. Everything went out that coin.

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Speaker 2: Drop almost without a hitch, and the Melbourne Royal Show

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Speaker 2: called me afterwards they need their coin machine backs. I've

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Speaker 2: never seen you suddenly pivot so dramatically into a coin

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Speaker 2: drop Palestine you can win cash and also and you

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Speaker 2: this will how she got five kids?

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Speaker 1: Mate, I'll tell you what it's going to help. So

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Speaker 4: This isn't winning with a broken clock.

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Speaker 6: Yes, winning mornings from Sebastopol an era and a half.

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Speaker 6: Where did Melbourne with their five children age eight months

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Speaker 2: So one of them at the end just sort of

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Speaker 2: one of the elder kids stuck her head into the

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Speaker 2: frame as it would say, really one hundred dollars the

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Speaker 2: first one. You couldn't give it a quick shape that

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Speaker 2: they deal with the carnival.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's a bit dodgy. It's a thousand dollars.

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Speaker 6: And said, hey, you've got to be in it to

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Speaker 1: I reckon that fixed.

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Speaker 2: Well, how many big amounts we're going to I'm going

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Speaker 2: to do my own podcast about the coin drop on

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Speaker 2: winning our votes. I supposed the man who used to

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Speaker 6: You know what the funny thing is, that's not going

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Speaker 6: to be the only contraption that we're going to be using.

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Speaker 6: There are three others, three others. There are producers right

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Speaker 6: now in a cave.

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Speaker 1: I know they're going to get They're going to be

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Speaker 1: wandering around them at the showgrounds from Thursday. What's that

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Speaker 1: tatty old thing over there?

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Speaker 6: All right.

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Speaker 2: It used to coconuts thousand dollars Coconut shy.

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Speaker 1: The last couple of weeks.

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Speaker 2: So I try to put something in my calendar on

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Speaker 2: a Monday that's pleasurable, some small thing to look forward to.

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Speaker 2: So on a Sunday night, I go, oh, I've got

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Speaker 2: that thing. So at the weekend, I thought, you know

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Speaker 2: what I'm going to get is a hammock.

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Speaker 5: Starting a resort in No, no, I need, I need

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Speaker 5: a hammock.

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Speaker 2: We've got a week off, and I thought, I'm going

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Speaker 2: to know what I'm going to do during that week off.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to spend a lot of time suspended above

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Speaker 1: So I ordered too. So they amal selfish.

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Speaker 4: You will use it three times.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but they'll be magical three times. Rio get ready

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Speaker 2: Christian, I thoroughly recommend you not being in a hammock

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Speaker 2: likely you're going to need how to dismount, and it's

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Speaker 6: Two hundred and fifty wasps.

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Speaker 2: But apart from that, enjoy, thank you, Mark, I will

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Speaker 2: this thing is. It's like a small Viking longboat.

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Speaker 5: It's a solid pun wooden't frame like a big How

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Speaker 4: How did you possibly get this okayed by your wife.

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Speaker 4: Where can you think two of these things they're mad?

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Speaker 1: They actually don't know they're going to be we're going

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Speaker 6: They have to get bedroom.

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Speaker 2: It's a sort of galley ship to they in the

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Speaker 1: Maybe I haven't thought this through.

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Speaker 2: What is it about human nature where just because they

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Speaker 1: You get a week with this? Y? Yeah, if all

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Speaker 4: Do you know what they released Free Willie? Was it

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Speaker 5: Or when did Dina record Life for Brands? I'm not

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Speaker 4: No, what's the year again? What's the year?

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Speaker 6: My friend?

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Speaker 6: Songs?

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Speaker 2: Movies, TV shows? I asked the team, what was the

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Speaker 2: year we'd go to a movie? The Great comedy Zoolander.

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Speaker 4: My mistakes Hill, You're a mistake of d.

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Speaker 1: The great villainous President Mugatu.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna say two thousand and two oh.

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Speaker 4: And one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, that old technique. The film was banned in

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Speaker 1: Do you remember all that? Yes, I accomplieve this movie

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Speaker 2: I watched it over Christmas and I was watched it

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Speaker 1: Ben's stiller. Honestly, Owen Wilson, I forgot. There's a cameo

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Speaker 4: David Bowie.

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Speaker 2: Just because they're not on Channel seven beautiful.

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Speaker 1: But Ben still it looks the age. He's always a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you just say used to seeing him young

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Speaker 1: and people get old, my friend, I know, all right,

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Speaker 1: really there, okay, all right, let's go to a song

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Speaker 1: now Total Eclipse of the Heart Bonnie Tyner.

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Speaker 6: Banger.

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Speaker 8: I want to say he's nineteen eighty six for some reason.

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Speaker 1: Say eighty four.

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Speaker 2: Wrong way eighty three for this banger, fifth biggest selling

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Speaker 2: single of nineteen eighty three and remains Bonnie Tyler's big

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Speaker 2: right now as well.

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Speaker 1: I want to know about that.

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Speaker 8: He's incredible.

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Speaker 6: She's still Touring's older than Ben.

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Speaker 8: Still she does not Actually she looks phenomenal.

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Speaker 6: Let's say something. Wow, who old Alex?

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Speaker 2: You know he's back on TV. He's throwing shade over people.

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Speaker 2: They can't wear makeup in the middle of the afternoon,

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Speaker 2: and you were heavily catin foundation on my TV. Some

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Speaker 6: Although I did get asked when I got my hair

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Speaker 6: cut the other day, do you want me to wax

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Speaker 6: or shave your ear?

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Speaker 3: Here?

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Speaker 2: I thought it was so much making. I thought it

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Speaker 2: was Trixy Mittel's the news. I'm down with the kids.

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Speaker 6: I know my tricksy matail. Yeah, I know my tricksy man.

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Speaker 1: Tell my friends all right, name the TV show?

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Speaker 6: Ah, come on, this a.

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Speaker 1: Great Peaky Blinders.

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Speaker 2: Great show. But what was the year, my friend Peaky Blindness.

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Speaker 2: When did it first drop?

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Speaker 4: I have no idea twenty ten?

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Speaker 8: Oh was it nineties?

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Speaker 2: No, Cilia Murphy would have been about ten then Morphy,

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Speaker 2: I'll say twenty eleven, twenty thirteen, l Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: One of the great cartoon bend.

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Speaker 6: Yes, such a good time.

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Speaker 4: Twoine four, Oh.

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Speaker 2: So coach, you're going to give it to you anyways?

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Speaker 2: Two thousand and fine, good.

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Speaker 5: Guess, thank you, great great album, one of my favorite.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the illustrator that did the cartoon grillers, Jamie Hewlett

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Speaker 2: all right.

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Speaker 1: Final one?

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Speaker 2: Than this movie, What a great movie. Baz Luhman, Romeo

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Speaker 2: and Juliet love the thing. Now this is my weddings,

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Speaker 2: well was my weddings? Say it is getting married this weekend?

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Speaker 10: Again?

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Speaker 1: Really slow one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's way too slow as we had not facted

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Speaker 2: it in. How do you even move in that circular

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Speaker 2: our team meeting, goes to me, we met your wife

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Speaker 2: last week, and I hope you don't think this is inappropriate?

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Speaker 1: I say, bloody or what was she going to say?

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Speaker 1: That you should be with someone better than She goes,

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Speaker 1: she's a smoke show. Thank you? Why did you think

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Speaker 1: that's inappropriate? I tell my wife. She thought it was

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Speaker 4: Oh she's a beautiful lady, she is.

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Speaker 1: It's really inappropriate to say that. Okay, sorry, what was

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna because you were married? No, hang on, when

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Speaker 6: Ninety nine?

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Speaker 1: I can give away no clues.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna say ninety maybe ninety seven, pick a number

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Speaker 1: Pressor on, but no emotional wide out that pats lermon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah when when, Oh my god, you've won the coin

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Speaker 2: drop when In Mornings.

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Speaker 10: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We used to call it small thing, big rage. But

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Speaker 2: the way of the world right now, I've had no

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Speaker 2: rags on this show. Part from Patsy with a podcast

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Speaker 2: Rage against Machine. She hes always raging, but we are

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Speaker 2: now calling this things that make you go small thing,

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Speaker 2: Big Annoise. Basically that's coming up after seven. You can

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Speaker 2: text me now yours seven five three, one oh four three?

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Speaker 2: How is everyone? Have you worked out what team you're

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Speaker 5: Good question because I've been burnt by obviously the Lions

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Speaker 4: I'm leaning towards Lions though, I just I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what it is about the Cats. They're

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there is a smam to them us say that, Yes, school.

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Speaker 2: Captain vibe, Yes, ye, yeah, you're quite right.

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Speaker 1: But are we all going to perhaps if you picked

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Speaker 1: a team yet, you're.

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Speaker 7: Gonna watch showing Geelong Cats. Some of my family go

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Speaker 7: for Geelong, die hard Geelong fans. Band wagon jumper, No,

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Speaker 7: I'm not bad wagon jumper.

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Speaker 4: Is it used to go for the Bulldogs?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Years ago?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, then it was the Pies when they went the

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Speaker 8: What about it.

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Speaker 6: All right, start sending that much.

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Speaker 1: And what is happening? You've got to tell us about

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Speaker 1: this this fall out chat.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So there's an apartment Facebook group here in Richmond

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Speaker 5: for the apartment block that I live in and things

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Speaker 5: are already kicking off.

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Speaker 1: Was this one that was formed during lockdown? It's just

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Speaker 1: given when we all got those WhatsApp groups street.

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Speaker 5: This is just a Facebook group. So it's like everyone

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Speaker 5: in the apartment block. There's you know, six hundred people

453
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Speaker 5: there or whatever. It's mostly people bickering about the bins

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Speaker 5: or the bins, or that dog's barking, Tell it to

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Speaker 5: shut up. Who keeps throwing blah blah blah, stop putting

456
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Speaker 5: stuff in the bins after eleven?

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Speaker 4: All this kind of rubbage.

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Speaker 5: It's just bitching. But sometimes people ask for favors. So

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Speaker 5: this person's written in posted yesterday. My friend's here for

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Speaker 5: the Grand Final. Does anyone have a caspot they can

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Speaker 5: borrow for the weekend? Someone replied, I do. Who do

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Speaker 5: they follow? Question mark? Thanks so much, that's amazing. They're

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Speaker 5: Lions fans. Oh sorry, assume they'd be driving from July.

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Speaker 5: I'd rather keep it free for a Cats fan.

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Speaker 4: I love this.

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Speaker 1: That is so funny.

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Speaker 4: Are you serious? Yep, sorry, you're.

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Speaker 2: Because you are like a five minute walk from them

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Speaker 2: is a prime parking spot.

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Speaker 6: Why don't we give it? Have you got an allocation?

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Speaker 4: I have my car in there.

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Speaker 6: On to the work card park. Gay, it's a price deal.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's an amazing price. It's incredible.

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Speaker 2: Oh, May Jealous says he'll be giving that away soon

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Speaker 2: on his winning vot Yes.

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Speaker 10: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: He's one of the worst things my two daughters ever

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Speaker 2: did to me. There was a horrible face where teenagers

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Speaker 2: were pranking their parents right and filming it so they

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Speaker 2: were like, dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, come in the kitchen,

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Speaker 2: I go flying him. In an aw for news, Bruce

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Speaker 2: Springsteen is dead. He's died in a plane accident on tour.

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Speaker 2: And for a moment I literally started to cry and

484
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Speaker 2: they were like, prank.

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Speaker 9: Oh that's cruel, cruel, cruel.

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Speaker 2: For three seconds, I thought my beloved boss was gone

487
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Speaker 2: from this mortal I didn't want to be in this world.

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Speaker 2: It's so specific because I thought he's always touring.

489
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Speaker 1: I what a horrible way to go. He's spreading joy

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Speaker 1: around the world.

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Speaker 6: Buddy, Hi, life.

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Speaker 1: We're going to put this on.

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Speaker 2: Was that we are not, and they were going, we

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Speaker 2: can it's hard, fine way it isn't. I paid the bills,

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Speaker 2: so it's actually my phone destroy the whole.

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Speaker 1: Your friends won't like that. No one's gonna was going

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Speaker 1: to give a thun up light to see it. You

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Speaker 1: made your dad cry by telling that Bruce Springsteen is dead.

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Speaker 2: Two weeks later, was it was King Charles? That guy

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Speaker 2: was with Trump an actor, big conspiracy.

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Speaker 1: Theory that he died. He's just got some other guy

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Speaker 1: we need to hire. And look like he's got really

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Speaker 1: fat fingers.

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Speaker 8: Hasn't he got massive fingers?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a condition.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a condition.

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Speaker 8: Oh I feel really bad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what the other condition is is

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Speaker 2: getting the wrong Darcy winning Mark of the Year.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that great news to Luke.

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Speaker 6: Mark of the Year still playing at the age of

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Speaker 6: fifty five.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that Ben Steller.

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Speaker 6: All right, things that make you go girl.

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Speaker 8: Need to make you get started today.

516
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Speaker 1: He needs to make you go.

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Speaker 6: I'll tell you what things that make you go gir

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Speaker 6: of this? What do you make this theme?

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Speaker 1: To ady? Don't all right? Things that make you go girl?

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Speaker 1: For me?

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Speaker 2: Socks that have weak elastic that will fall around the ankle.

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Speaker 1: Yes, why who wants that?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 4: And it gets stuck under your.

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Speaker 6: Exactly, it ruins your day.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, right, they need to be a gentle kind.

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Speaker 1: Of hug around the ankle.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you need to.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't spoon, it's it's.

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Speaker 2: A caress, Okay, It's not a slow strangle or a choking.

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Speaker 2: I don't like it when you take some off and

533
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Speaker 2: they've like they strangled your feet.

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Speaker 4: Yes, the higher ones tend to strangle your Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, trady socks, I hope you didn't put them back

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Speaker 7: in the wash to go back in the cycle.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll see. You've got yourself to blame.

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Speaker 4: Why we'll throw them out. They've had it.

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Speaker 2: Listen, that's an eco terrorist. You wash the machine, you

540
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Speaker 2: rip the door off, you buy a new one. Now

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Speaker 2: socks get thrown in the bin.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, but you're.

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Speaker 8: Gonna just wear them again.

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Speaker 2: You're just setting yourself what I'm going to get on

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Speaker 2: your podcast to chat to you, Greta Thumber, Please, do

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Speaker 2: you need to come here and.

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Speaker 4: Tell you off rage against the environment?

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Speaker 8: Echo to just to cause Graef to throw them out.

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Speaker 2: I've had a good scolding by Patsy in a while.

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Speaker 2: The other thing that bothers me as well is bin

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Speaker 2: bangs in my house. Is my job to empty the

552
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Speaker 2: bins and put the new bin bag in. Okay, I

553
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Speaker 2: have very low level menial responsibilities. Yesterday I was in

554
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Speaker 2: chance of finding out fighting out some new home and

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Speaker 2: contents insurance.

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Speaker 1: My wife just goes, could you do this? I of

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Speaker 1: course again, and then I was sort of actually.

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Speaker 2: Go no, no, no, no, no, don't actually pay for it,

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Speaker 2: come back to meet with figures.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm just now just doing basic research.

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Speaker 5: We get a message from Christian in the group chat

562
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Speaker 5: like on Sunday, but you're like, who do you guys

563
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Speaker 5: use home?

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Speaker 1: And you're my Google.

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Speaker 6: Answered me as well. It was crazy.

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Speaker 4: Wow, I didn't know what the angle was. You just

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Speaker 4: wanted advice on.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, When I was replacing the bin, yes, sir, I've

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Speaker 2: had it with these weak bin liners, gossamer, gossamer, wafer thin.

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Speaker 2: So when you then, because people then cramp too much,

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Speaker 2: crap in and you do that, you don't think we

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Speaker 2: gold to put the bin between your leggs a dry

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Speaker 2: hump it it's a head of everything to walk in on

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Speaker 2: sometimes my wife and I'm like, I'm trying to get

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Speaker 2: the bin bag out. She's like, you dirty swine for

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Speaker 2: me once anyway, and then it's a nightment because you

577
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Speaker 2: got a yank it and it tears in half.

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Speaker 4: There's a hole in the bottom.

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Speaker 8: To put it in another bee yea eco.

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Speaker 2: Terraces back off again thro the bin thrown attire. You

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Speaker 2: got no choice.

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Speaker 8: You know what the female equivalent to your sock situation.

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Speaker 7: Halfering back to that is is when you're wearing panty

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Speaker 7: hose and they fall down.

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Speaker 2: It was just about me my third one actually, because

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Speaker 2: I am to do wearing panty hose is a.

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Speaker 1: New thing to get into.

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Speaker 8: Is like halfway down.

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Speaker 2: I had to get my wife tohike me up today,

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Speaker 2: just help into my pantio.

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Speaker 1: My man spanks Patsy. What's smaller? What's it for you

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Speaker 1: than things?

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Speaker 7: A where you go guru at ld when you are

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Speaker 7: unpacking your groceries on the belt. You know they go

595
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Speaker 7: at a rapid pace there. You've got to be on

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Speaker 7: top of your game.

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Speaker 1: Now, do you right.

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Speaker 5: They get a hell of a lick on because they

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Speaker 5: actually break out and sweat because I just know it,

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Speaker 5: like you've got to bring it.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you've got to be in top shape.

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Speaker 2: They should have signs up saying hey, be ready, all right, be.

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Speaker 1: Ready, it's time.

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Speaker 8: They could make it an Olympic sport. I should God anyway.

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Speaker 7: What I hate is you've only done half your trolley

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Speaker 7: and the person behind you in the queue has already

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Speaker 7: started unpacking and putting their stuff on.

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Speaker 1: The That guy, I am that guy. No, you leave

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Speaker 1: me no choice because you are a doordler. No no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you need what I call nature's nudger. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: just dummy starting to put down my Lebanese cucumbers.

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Speaker 7: It's like, just back off for a minute. I haven't finished,

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Speaker 7: and I will only shove it up.

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Speaker 2: I'm a big that little thing they have next customer

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Speaker 2: police and putting that little.

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Speaker 1: Rue of down.

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Speaker 2: No, that's not for you to put down there. It's

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Speaker 2: my responsibility to touch that. I respect a boundary. I

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Speaker 2: respect a boundary. I'm saying, this is your land, this

620
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Speaker 2: is now my land.

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Speaker 5: You're putting in the boundaries should be the one deciding whether.

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Speaker 2: That slow rummaging around in that big old person. I

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Speaker 2: think I've got some coupons.

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Speaker 4: It is almost like.

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Speaker 6: I get two cents of.

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Speaker 4: It is almost like a.

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Speaker 8: Starter gum that bath.

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Speaker 7: It's like, not until I put it down do you

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Speaker 7: start unpacking your.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you this thing, guys. Side note on

631
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Speaker 1: this one.

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Speaker 2: Whose responsibility is it to place that next customer? Please

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Speaker 2: thing down the baton?

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Speaker 8: I reckon it is the current person being.

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Speaker 2: Hundred What happens if they don't do it? That's bad manners?

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Speaker 2: So I then have to.

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Speaker 5: But you can only do that once all the goods

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Speaker 5: are out of the.

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Speaker 1: Because what I would do?

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Speaker 2: And I ball it and guess, okay, you need about

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Speaker 2: another two foot space you've got You've got melons there.

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Speaker 1: You know you've got a pineapple.

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Speaker 2: I used to be on the ten items or less

644
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Speaker 2: till when I was eighteen.

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Speaker 1: I went straight at the top gun academy on that till.

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Speaker 6: I put the divided down the other day and the

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Speaker 6: lady behind me thanked me for putting the divided in.

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Speaker 2: This is this is how it should be in an

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Speaker 2: ideal world. I gave her a little nod alex, what's

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Speaker 2: it for you?

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Speaker 6: Leaving the milk and or the butter out for a

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Speaker 6: prolonged amount of time, meaning that the butter goes all soft.

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Speaker 1: Therefore, how what was your house? Well, pretty butter lives

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Speaker 1: outside in his little house the butter dish, butter dish. No,

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Speaker 1: it's a good old China one mane. I love a

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Speaker 1: butter dish your but wouldn't it be really really not

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Speaker 1: at all? Because she's quite chilly at the moment.

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Speaker 4: Still have a little lid on it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, of course it's a little yeah it is. Actually

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Speaker 1: it's a not to home.

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Speaker 2: Every morning when I'm making my toast, I went, I

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Speaker 2: may be here behind enemy lines to in frontier work

663
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Speaker 2: on the radio, but the Englishman always has a button

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Speaker 2: you take his little hat off. It's like a closh

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Speaker 2: silver service.

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Speaker 6: Your sir, you have a do you have a toast stand?

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Speaker 6: You know, the little toast?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Actually I should get one from them on my Christmas list.

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Speaker 2: I love they have a nice hotel.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Oh they put it in that little presentation for.

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Speaker 6: You, the langham pa.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, Rea, what's it for you?

675
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Speaker 5: Small thing mine is when you're in a group chat

676
00:30:38,805 --> 00:30:41,485
Speaker 5: on WhatsApp and for some reason they have the little

677
00:30:41,605 --> 00:30:45,125
Speaker 5: video chat emoji very close to the settings button, too close,

678
00:30:45,205 --> 00:30:47,365
Speaker 5: and then you just fire off to the grip chat

679
00:30:47,405 --> 00:30:51,045
Speaker 5: a whole video call and then someone's on there online

680
00:30:51,045 --> 00:30:53,205
Speaker 5: and now you've got to talk with someone for god

681
00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:54,805
Speaker 5: knows how long and you never wanted.

682
00:30:54,565 --> 00:30:55,085
Speaker 1: To talk to them.

683
00:30:55,165 --> 00:30:58,325
Speaker 2: And also that sort of image of you as well

684
00:30:59,045 --> 00:31:01,405
Speaker 2: based down into it is chilling.

685
00:31:01,445 --> 00:31:02,565
Speaker 6: From chin up.

686
00:31:03,605 --> 00:31:05,965
Speaker 2: I've yet to see any even Hollywood directors do that

687
00:31:06,005 --> 00:31:08,885
Speaker 2: to anyone. You know, we love Brad Pitt beautiful, look man,

688
00:31:09,125 --> 00:31:12,165
Speaker 2: chin up? Is he still looking a fuggly not the

689
00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:13,005
Speaker 2: rest of us.

690
00:31:14,325 --> 00:31:19,125
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell shower on podcast Things that make You.

691
00:31:19,005 --> 00:31:29,365
Speaker 12: Go Girl, make you get started, and she feels really

692
00:31:29,365 --> 00:31:29,965
Speaker 12: good to do that.

693
00:31:31,365 --> 00:31:35,205
Speaker 2: Anyway, Thank you to everyone who's paying attention today and

694
00:31:35,245 --> 00:31:38,045
Speaker 2: they get the name change. Everyone is texting with Christian

695
00:31:38,085 --> 00:31:40,005
Speaker 2: Things that make you go Guru, you're making it too

696
00:31:40,045 --> 00:31:42,405
Speaker 2: hard work in yourself. Let's agree with the number of ours.

697
00:31:43,085 --> 00:31:45,285
Speaker 2: Someone are putting five hours after the g some are

698
00:31:45,285 --> 00:31:48,365
Speaker 2: doing seven, some are doing eight. What's the standard rule

699
00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:51,325
Speaker 2: now on how we are spelling gura g and how

700
00:31:51,365 --> 00:31:51,845
Speaker 2: many ares?

701
00:31:52,085 --> 00:31:52,965
Speaker 4: I was going to go three?

702
00:31:53,605 --> 00:31:55,365
Speaker 8: Yes, I think three is reason.

703
00:31:55,325 --> 00:31:56,805
Speaker 1: They don't need to wear themselves out.

704
00:31:57,685 --> 00:31:58,765
Speaker 6: Who's to less?

705
00:31:58,845 --> 00:32:01,925
Speaker 2: Yeah it is, yeah, yeah, three is perfect. Christian Things

706
00:32:01,925 --> 00:32:03,725
Speaker 2: that make me go gurer, and he's respectfully on the

707
00:32:03,885 --> 00:32:05,885
Speaker 2: three arts. When you go and get a servo coffin,

708
00:32:05,925 --> 00:32:07,805
Speaker 2: it starts the process and the machine tells you is

709
00:32:07,805 --> 00:32:10,005
Speaker 2: out of milk. Then you go to the next one

710
00:32:10,205 --> 00:32:14,685
Speaker 2: that's also out of milk, gets my beans and a

711
00:32:14,725 --> 00:32:17,965
Speaker 2: twist xanto with on your beans twisted.

712
00:32:18,405 --> 00:32:19,005
Speaker 8: I hope he does.

713
00:32:19,045 --> 00:32:21,685
Speaker 7: He's not getting coffee while his car is still at

714
00:32:21,725 --> 00:32:24,525
Speaker 7: the bowser though, I hope he's kind of pulling up that.

715
00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:25,485
Speaker 8: That's also a guru.

716
00:32:25,685 --> 00:32:28,605
Speaker 2: You know that is a major one. Yes, you're right.

717
00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:31,085
Speaker 2: Christian things make a good GUR. When you buy a

718
00:32:31,125 --> 00:32:34,085
Speaker 2: new pair of jeans has two tiny cotton stitches attached

719
00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:37,765
Speaker 2: to the label, suddenly need neurosurgeon precision to detach the

720
00:32:37,845 --> 00:32:39,805
Speaker 2: stitches without cutting your new jeans.

721
00:32:40,005 --> 00:32:40,525
Speaker 6: Bridget.

722
00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:41,005
Speaker 1: That's wrong.

723
00:32:41,245 --> 00:32:43,045
Speaker 4: I just.

724
00:32:43,925 --> 00:32:46,965
Speaker 2: The amount of jumpers I've ruined yanking that label out.

725
00:32:46,685 --> 00:32:48,685
Speaker 2: I think I've got three dollars. We've got a whole

726
00:32:48,725 --> 00:32:52,845
Speaker 2: pinprick in the back. Christian things. That made me go gur.

727
00:32:52,965 --> 00:32:56,405
Speaker 2: How news readers keep using the word allegedly, that's some key. Yeah,

728
00:32:56,805 --> 00:32:58,965
Speaker 2: that's the law. If you can't just accuse people of

729
00:32:59,005 --> 00:33:01,285
Speaker 2: doing it. We don't want to be the law has

730
00:33:01,285 --> 00:33:05,725
Speaker 2: to protect people out of court. Yes, Keith, you make

731
00:33:05,805 --> 00:33:09,805
Speaker 2: me go gurl right now show, but in prison let yeah.

732
00:33:09,805 --> 00:33:14,685
Speaker 2: Things that make you go guru the law defamation, excuse

733
00:33:14,685 --> 00:33:18,285
Speaker 2: anybody of anything that would be like America, Christian. My

734
00:33:18,405 --> 00:33:19,925
Speaker 2: small thing big raids is when I go to a

735
00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:23,085
Speaker 2: petrol pump and the hoses are twisted around each other,

736
00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:24,965
Speaker 2: so I have to do a juggling act with multiple

737
00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:27,445
Speaker 2: nozzles in each hand to untangle them before I can

738
00:33:27,525 --> 00:33:29,685
Speaker 2: fill up my car. This week, Christian, already I've had

739
00:33:29,685 --> 00:33:32,685
Speaker 2: to twist two hoses six rotations, which has to be

740
00:33:32,805 --> 00:33:33,885
Speaker 2: a new peebee.

741
00:33:38,165 --> 00:33:39,045
Speaker 1: Things make you go guru.

742
00:33:39,165 --> 00:33:42,645
Speaker 2: They're wrapping around single cheese slices finding the opening.

743
00:33:42,685 --> 00:33:43,525
Speaker 6: There needs to be.

744
00:33:43,485 --> 00:33:46,125
Speaker 2: A dot there, and that you think they just a

745
00:33:46,165 --> 00:33:49,405
Speaker 2: dot will solve it. It's so hard that there's a

746
00:33:49,565 --> 00:33:52,245
Speaker 2: perforated thing which just goes tear here.

747
00:33:52,525 --> 00:33:54,965
Speaker 4: It really works, yes, yes, tiny.

748
00:33:54,725 --> 00:33:56,445
Speaker 1: The perforations don't work, Christian.

749
00:33:56,565 --> 00:33:58,965
Speaker 2: I hate it when their lights go green, the car

750
00:33:58,965 --> 00:34:01,725
Speaker 2: in front of you takes too long going through the

751
00:34:01,805 --> 00:34:03,845
Speaker 2: red light and you have to wait for another round

752
00:34:03,845 --> 00:34:04,205
Speaker 2: of lights.

753
00:34:04,285 --> 00:34:05,725
Speaker 1: Mark. That is actually the worst.

754
00:34:05,925 --> 00:34:09,765
Speaker 2: That is the same as our situation the supermarket. If

755
00:34:09,805 --> 00:34:13,364
Speaker 2: the person unloading doesn't respectfully take the little bats on

756
00:34:13,605 --> 00:34:16,685
Speaker 2: that says next customer, please same ruling.

757
00:34:16,845 --> 00:34:20,325
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, come on Australia, I'm willing to try your system.

758
00:34:20,445 --> 00:34:20,885
Speaker 1: Please do.

759
00:34:21,165 --> 00:34:22,925
Speaker 2: Thank you all right, keep the test coming. Things that

760
00:34:23,005 --> 00:34:25,685
Speaker 2: make you go Guru that's one G three hours, probably

761
00:34:25,725 --> 00:34:29,844
Speaker 2: a radio station somewhere in Australia G Triple R.

762
00:34:31,725 --> 00:34:37,245
Speaker 3: Balaner FM, the Christian O'Connell show podcast Christian.

763
00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:39,845
Speaker 2: Things that make you go Guru when you go to

764
00:34:39,885 --> 00:34:42,205
Speaker 2: pay for your petro at the servo and the person

765
00:34:42,325 --> 00:34:44,805
Speaker 2: is filling up the two empty milks at the coffee station.

766
00:34:45,205 --> 00:34:50,445
Speaker 2: But Santo needs that doing. They work so hard, those

767
00:34:50,485 --> 00:34:51,964
Speaker 2: people because it needs to be a two or three

768
00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:56,484
Speaker 2: person job. Now we cut backs profits. They're constantly in motion,

769
00:34:56,645 --> 00:34:58,725
Speaker 2: aren't they. I feel like it's so sorry them, Like

770
00:34:58,765 --> 00:35:02,964
Speaker 2: we just get the rum roader skates. They're constantly moving.

771
00:35:02,965 --> 00:35:06,364
Speaker 2: They're filling up that milk bladder. Then they got the

772
00:35:06,365 --> 00:35:07,965
Speaker 2: they're gonna go and press that button so that we

773
00:35:07,965 --> 00:35:10,444
Speaker 2: can fill up the car. It's a night met job.

774
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:12,805
Speaker 2: It must be exhausting being there, I reckon, even when

775
00:35:12,805 --> 00:35:14,605
Speaker 2: they're at home there hearing that alarm going.

776
00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:14,925
Speaker 1: Off that.

777
00:35:17,685 --> 00:35:22,045
Speaker 2: All right, So over the weekend, imagine this. Then we

778
00:35:22,165 --> 00:35:24,925
Speaker 2: got this couch last year, right, my wife loves this couch.

779
00:35:24,965 --> 00:35:28,685
Speaker 2: O caame lounge love is some cream thing wuli, Oh

780
00:35:28,805 --> 00:35:33,285
Speaker 2: yeah time, I'm not sure I can handle cream. Saturday night,

781
00:35:33,325 --> 00:35:37,205
Speaker 2: I pulled myself a generous paw of red wine.

782
00:35:38,405 --> 00:35:39,125
Speaker 1: I sit down.

783
00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:42,444
Speaker 2: The game's about to start, the pies game, okay, And

784
00:35:42,565 --> 00:35:45,364
Speaker 2: for some reason I raised my glass.

785
00:35:45,045 --> 00:35:46,205
Speaker 1: To toast the game.

786
00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:50,285
Speaker 2: Can I just say, for a couple of days, had

787
00:35:50,285 --> 00:35:51,485
Speaker 2: had a fever, hadn't.

788
00:35:51,285 --> 00:35:51,844
Speaker 1: Been very well.

789
00:35:51,845 --> 00:35:56,565
Speaker 2: It's the acts of a madman. Oh hell, the game

790
00:35:57,725 --> 00:35:59,285
Speaker 2: James commenced.

791
00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:02,325
Speaker 5: Like a mad king, actually on his meat.

792
00:36:02,845 --> 00:36:05,565
Speaker 2: There was no one there. They were yet to join

793
00:36:05,605 --> 00:36:08,605
Speaker 2: me on the cream couch. And then I don't know

794
00:36:08,645 --> 00:36:11,884
Speaker 2: what happened next, But suddenly I don't know if some

795
00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:14,885
Speaker 2: kind of spas him overcame me or I actually do

796
00:36:14,925 --> 00:36:17,085
Speaker 2: believe I was telling my wife this. I actually think

797
00:36:17,165 --> 00:36:22,205
Speaker 2: a ghost, a pranky ghost, like a jackass poltergeist fripped

798
00:36:22,205 --> 00:36:26,085
Speaker 2: my arm and before my very eyes, the gods, it

799
00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:32,645
Speaker 2: went all over the couch, red angry stain, like a

800
00:36:32,725 --> 00:36:34,045
Speaker 2: turin shroud of wine.

801
00:36:34,245 --> 00:36:36,445
Speaker 6: Oh no, now we've.

802
00:36:36,245 --> 00:36:38,285
Speaker 2: Got this stuff the Scotch guard stuff, you know, the

803
00:36:38,365 --> 00:36:40,845
Speaker 2: one the guardsmen. So I got the two different sprays.

804
00:36:41,045 --> 00:36:43,965
Speaker 2: The next hour, I'm cleaning the bottle. The game is

805
00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:45,165
Speaker 2: carrying on behind me.

806
00:36:45,405 --> 00:36:46,285
Speaker 4: Does that stuff work?

807
00:36:46,285 --> 00:36:47,125
Speaker 6: Because I've always won?

808
00:36:47,365 --> 00:36:49,885
Speaker 2: Ninety five percent of it has gone. But there is

809
00:36:50,085 --> 00:36:53,165
Speaker 2: admittedly some heavy duty blotching.

810
00:36:56,085 --> 00:36:58,725
Speaker 6: Our crane couches, but I with three small children, we've

811
00:36:58,765 --> 00:36:59,325
Speaker 6: got the same one.

812
00:36:59,405 --> 00:37:03,525
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's this carnage. So I had to ring the

813
00:37:03,525 --> 00:37:06,365
Speaker 2: company yesterday. If you heard the guardsman.

814
00:37:06,085 --> 00:37:06,925
Speaker 4: So you actually written.

815
00:37:06,965 --> 00:37:10,805
Speaker 2: I took out the warranty because I realized it's going

816
00:37:10,845 --> 00:37:13,805
Speaker 2: to happen. The begun called the big guns and this

817
00:37:13,845 --> 00:37:14,844
Speaker 2: isn't early one of the odds.

818
00:37:15,045 --> 00:37:15,245
Speaker 6: I go.

819
00:37:15,365 --> 00:37:16,525
Speaker 1: The guy goes, what's your address?

820
00:37:16,565 --> 00:37:18,525
Speaker 2: And I'll get I'll get Glenn to come out next

821
00:37:18,525 --> 00:37:19,765
Speaker 2: week again, and I'm like, you know when they just

822
00:37:19,805 --> 00:37:23,045
Speaker 2: mentioned names, I look out for Glenn, I guess some

823
00:37:23,085 --> 00:37:24,125
Speaker 2: guy is going to be a big part of my

824
00:37:24,205 --> 00:37:26,405
Speaker 2: life next week. What a fun thing or any of

825
00:37:26,405 --> 00:37:28,525
Speaker 2: my calendars filling up next week on our week's break,

826
00:37:28,805 --> 00:37:33,165
Speaker 2: Glenn's coming around to clean my anyway, He goes, what's

827
00:37:33,205 --> 00:37:35,165
Speaker 2: the what's the address? The please, sir, and I'll give

828
00:37:35,205 --> 00:37:37,685
Speaker 2: him address. He goes, you're not going to believe this.

829
00:37:37,685 --> 00:37:39,445
Speaker 2: This is the second time we'll have come to your

830
00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:40,925
Speaker 2: street in the last week.

831
00:37:41,405 --> 00:37:43,205
Speaker 4: Oh, you've got to someone out.

832
00:37:43,365 --> 00:37:46,645
Speaker 2: Maybe there's a quake going on. Camplain that there's a.

833
00:37:46,645 --> 00:37:52,845
Speaker 6: Ghost going house to help get your sin that cheers

834
00:37:52,885 --> 00:37:53,404
Speaker 6: to the game.

835
00:37:54,485 --> 00:37:56,805
Speaker 2: I want to cheers the game again this Saturday, just

836
00:37:56,845 --> 00:37:59,085
Speaker 2: to tempt the ghost because the guy Glenn is coming

837
00:37:59,085 --> 00:38:00,005
Speaker 2: next Monday and tuesdays.

838
00:38:00,085 --> 00:38:02,005
Speaker 1: I will actually part of me wants to trash.

839
00:38:01,685 --> 00:38:04,005
Speaker 6: The couch to see him work.

840
00:38:04,005 --> 00:38:06,925
Speaker 1: It's magic. What's god that I haven't got exactly?

841
00:38:06,965 --> 00:38:08,245
Speaker 4: You know, as well get bang for your buck if

842
00:38:08,245 --> 00:38:09,004
Speaker 4: he's going to come.

843
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:10,645
Speaker 6: It's a crazy staying that couch.

844
00:38:11,285 --> 00:38:13,245
Speaker 4: Someone comes and cleans your couch.

845
00:38:13,845 --> 00:38:17,045
Speaker 5: So like like a Ghostbusters, but for couches, just race out.

846
00:38:17,245 --> 00:38:19,125
Speaker 2: I remember years ago there was a I just got

847
00:38:19,485 --> 00:38:22,485
Speaker 2: a really small ding on one of the panels of

848
00:38:22,525 --> 00:38:25,325
Speaker 2: my car, and I found some recommenders. Guy called the

849
00:38:25,445 --> 00:38:28,725
Speaker 2: dent Magician. Right, this guy turns up, right, he's all

850
00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:31,565
Speaker 2: logoed up. He's got the baseball comp he's like one one.

851
00:38:32,325 --> 00:38:35,325
Speaker 2: He's got locos on his shirt, on his van, he's

852
00:38:35,365 --> 00:38:35,925
Speaker 2: got a hoodie.

853
00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:38,245
Speaker 1: He is the dent. He's very proud to be the.

854
00:38:38,285 --> 00:38:41,725
Speaker 2: Dent Magician, and he goes, listen, this is half an hour.

855
00:38:41,805 --> 00:38:45,925
Speaker 2: You know, I've developed the system myself, one hundred percent guarantee. Okay,

856
00:38:45,965 --> 00:38:47,565
Speaker 2: I'll have this out. And I go, oh, well, I'm

857
00:38:47,605 --> 00:38:48,844
Speaker 2: really curious to see what he did. You mind if

858
00:38:48,885 --> 00:38:49,925
Speaker 2: I watch? He went, I do.

859
00:38:50,085 --> 00:38:53,285
Speaker 1: Actually, I went, listen, I have a job. I'm very

860
00:38:53,325 --> 00:38:54,005
Speaker 1: happy in that job.

861
00:38:54,325 --> 00:38:58,125
Speaker 2: I have no intention of learning the tools of your trade, oh,

862
00:38:58,245 --> 00:39:01,005
Speaker 2: dent Magician and sending up a rival company.

863
00:39:01,565 --> 00:39:03,445
Speaker 1: I go, what's to stop me? Anyway? Just looking out

864
00:39:03,485 --> 00:39:04,765
Speaker 1: my window and seeing what you're doing.

865
00:39:04,845 --> 00:39:07,605
Speaker 2: Do you know what he erected a around the car?

866
00:39:08,565 --> 00:39:09,205
Speaker 6: No, I'm not.

867
00:39:11,245 --> 00:39:15,165
Speaker 2: We're going to deal with a horse steal what the

868
00:39:15,245 --> 00:39:16,285
Speaker 2: dent magician did.

869
00:39:16,365 --> 00:39:18,205
Speaker 4: That's the magician's code. You are right, You're right.

870
00:39:18,325 --> 00:39:21,645
Speaker 2: I'm not invited that magic circle anyway.

871
00:39:21,725 --> 00:39:22,325
Speaker 1: It worked though.

872
00:39:22,645 --> 00:39:23,245
Speaker 4: Wow.

873
00:39:23,565 --> 00:39:25,645
Speaker 2: Anyway, that's not the point of this break. The points

874
00:39:25,685 --> 00:39:28,445
Speaker 2: is we're looking for you. I want your furniture stories today.

875
00:39:28,725 --> 00:39:35,965
Speaker 2: So anything to do with furniture, so sofas, couches, hammocks, bets.

876
00:39:35,365 --> 00:39:37,405
Speaker 4: Yeah, bets, tables.

877
00:39:36,965 --> 00:39:39,805
Speaker 1: Chez chas, what about nest of occasionals.

878
00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:41,844
Speaker 4: Absolutely, we're going to get We're going to.

879
00:39:41,845 --> 00:39:45,165
Speaker 2: Be wall to wall with those stories. All right, lines

880
00:39:45,245 --> 00:39:48,245
Speaker 2: up and now then Furniture Stories No. Thirteen fifty five

881
00:39:48,325 --> 00:39:51,605
Speaker 2: twenty two, Thirteen fifty five twenty two. I think actually

882
00:39:51,645 --> 00:39:55,765
Speaker 2: starting away the number of the Godsman Company yesterday.

883
00:39:56,285 --> 00:39:57,845
Speaker 1: There's such a big part of my day.

884
00:39:58,125 --> 00:40:01,365
Speaker 10: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

885
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:02,925
Speaker 1: Your Furniture Stories.

886
00:40:04,285 --> 00:40:06,445
Speaker 2: Christian, we live for Views in Scotland and we spilled

887
00:40:06,485 --> 00:40:09,885
Speaker 2: their local drink of choice, iron Brow, on a cream couch.

888
00:40:10,485 --> 00:40:13,605
Speaker 2: Nothing and I mean nothing gets iron Brew out of

889
00:40:13,605 --> 00:40:18,005
Speaker 2: fabrics if you're not aware of Ironbrew, carbonated bright orange drink.

890
00:40:18,285 --> 00:40:21,205
Speaker 8: All right, fantas, Oh yeah, yeah, they love it.

891
00:40:21,725 --> 00:40:24,485
Speaker 2: We even got a professional cleanings come around. He just

892
00:40:24,525 --> 00:40:31,365
Speaker 2: shook his head and said, no, that's permanently staying. No

893
00:40:31,565 --> 00:40:36,205
Speaker 2: human is a match for iron Bruce made of girders, Richard, Christian.

894
00:40:36,245 --> 00:40:38,605
Speaker 2: I love this one from Spencer. We're looking for your

895
00:40:38,605 --> 00:40:40,765
Speaker 2: furniture stories, Christian. When I was in high school, my

896
00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:43,245
Speaker 2: dad brought his first ever brand new couch.

897
00:40:43,285 --> 00:40:44,805
Speaker 1: This is a peak moment for any dad.

898
00:40:45,165 --> 00:40:47,765
Speaker 2: The only rule was no eating or drinking on or

899
00:40:47,965 --> 00:40:50,925
Speaker 2: near it near it, so of course, when he was

900
00:40:50,925 --> 00:40:53,565
Speaker 2: out one night, I spilled orange juice all over it.

901
00:40:53,805 --> 00:40:56,805
Speaker 2: I rang my eighty year old nan at eleven PM

902
00:40:57,085 --> 00:40:59,045
Speaker 2: in a panic to ask how to clean the cushions

903
00:40:59,045 --> 00:41:02,964
Speaker 2: before he got back them. To this day, he has

904
00:41:03,085 --> 00:41:04,405
Speaker 2: no idea what ever happened?

905
00:41:05,205 --> 00:41:05,645
Speaker 6: Do you know what?

906
00:41:05,725 --> 00:41:08,965
Speaker 2: Maybe tomorrow we should do stories about what don't you parents?

907
00:41:09,005 --> 00:41:09,325
Speaker 1: Stall?

908
00:41:09,405 --> 00:41:09,445
Speaker 11: No?

909
00:41:10,365 --> 00:41:13,645
Speaker 2: There must be so much stuff as the years go by,

910
00:41:13,725 --> 00:41:16,085
Speaker 2: you said, I think in a minute, they didn't find

911
00:41:16,085 --> 00:41:18,485
Speaker 2: out the time, and now it's like two three decades,

912
00:41:18,845 --> 00:41:21,045
Speaker 2: Like Spencer, I don't know when this happened. I'm guessing

913
00:41:21,085 --> 00:41:23,885
Speaker 2: quite a few years ago. Dad Stall, no idea.

914
00:41:23,965 --> 00:41:26,245
Speaker 1: Yeah, tomorrow the show what don't your parents Stall?

915
00:41:26,285 --> 00:41:26,325
Speaker 11: Know?

916
00:41:27,045 --> 00:41:27,404
Speaker 1: Right now?

917
00:41:27,405 --> 00:41:30,605
Speaker 2: Furniture Stories thirteen fifty five twenty two, What's yours?

918
00:41:30,605 --> 00:41:31,085
Speaker 1: Pets?

919
00:41:31,325 --> 00:41:34,925
Speaker 7: I remember very very well my father was moving my

920
00:41:35,205 --> 00:41:38,325
Speaker 7: brother into UNI and he had a wardrobe. We'd bought

921
00:41:38,325 --> 00:41:41,845
Speaker 7: his second hand, old wooden wardrobe from about the nineteen thirties,

922
00:41:42,165 --> 00:41:43,645
Speaker 7: way a time all those things used to.

923
00:41:43,645 --> 00:41:46,364
Speaker 1: Wear and absolute old wardrobes. Now they're all light, aren't they?

924
00:41:46,365 --> 00:41:49,765
Speaker 7: The ones you just flat packet now? Anyway, he had

925
00:41:49,805 --> 00:41:52,165
Speaker 7: it strapped to the top of his ute.

926
00:41:52,245 --> 00:41:54,205
Speaker 6: Oh my God with ropes.

927
00:41:53,965 --> 00:41:55,685
Speaker 8: But not strapped well enough.

928
00:41:55,845 --> 00:41:59,565
Speaker 7: Anyway, he went down this big hill and he had

929
00:41:59,605 --> 00:42:02,645
Speaker 7: to the car in front of us, I can remember

930
00:42:03,125 --> 00:42:05,844
Speaker 7: broke really hardly, so Dad had to break and this

931
00:42:05,965 --> 00:42:10,445
Speaker 7: thing flew a tornado.

932
00:42:09,965 --> 00:42:12,165
Speaker 1: Rock ski loo taking.

933
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Speaker 8: It really was luckily there was no one too close

934
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Speaker 8: to us.

935
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Speaker 2: That kind of killed someone because those are wardrobes were

936
00:42:18,725 --> 00:42:20,765
Speaker 2: just to hollow our oak tree in the day.

937
00:42:21,885 --> 00:42:25,245
Speaker 7: Skid it onto the road and spun as it skidded

938
00:42:25,365 --> 00:42:29,005
Speaker 7: and just probably didn't even break because those things were solid.

939
00:42:29,165 --> 00:42:31,805
Speaker 7: It fell off and it was like the legs came

940
00:42:31,845 --> 00:42:32,405
Speaker 7: off it.

941
00:42:32,405 --> 00:42:34,885
Speaker 8: It was just hilarious. So there was no wardrobe, but

942
00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:36,765
Speaker 8: then what's what's the next move there?

943
00:42:36,765 --> 00:42:37,925
Speaker 4: The wardrobe on.

944
00:42:37,925 --> 00:42:41,125
Speaker 2: The road passes like the Odco Terrace, so we just

945
00:42:41,165 --> 00:42:42,725
Speaker 2: drove by getting new one to leave that.

946
00:42:42,805 --> 00:42:48,125
Speaker 3: There faces still there this day.

947
00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:49,165
Speaker 1: It's a local monument.

948
00:42:49,205 --> 00:42:51,325
Speaker 6: Who is.

949
00:42:52,725 --> 00:42:55,685
Speaker 1: You've been there, Alex? What's your furniture story?

950
00:42:56,205 --> 00:42:58,844
Speaker 6: Speaking of Dad's and furniture, we went to pick up

951
00:42:58,885 --> 00:43:01,765
Speaker 6: a beautiful big dining table from Mossman a few years ago.

952
00:43:01,805 --> 00:43:03,405
Speaker 6: And moss Man's a very nice part of Sydney on

953
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Speaker 6: the Lower north Shore. And as we were loaning up

954
00:43:06,405 --> 00:43:11,525
Speaker 6: this beautiful, big sort of oak dining table. We start

955
00:43:11,725 --> 00:43:14,844
Speaker 6: hearing this quiet sobbing as we're loaning and into the

956
00:43:15,005 --> 00:43:18,005
Speaker 6: into the truck, and it turns out it's the dad

957
00:43:18,645 --> 00:43:21,765
Speaker 6: having a little cry as we load up the table

958
00:43:21,805 --> 00:43:25,645
Speaker 6: because it shared so many family memories around that table.

959
00:43:26,165 --> 00:43:28,125
Speaker 6: He had like foot and I'm like and his wife's

960
00:43:28,165 --> 00:43:31,045
Speaker 6: consoling him as we're as we're taking the table putting

961
00:43:31,085 --> 00:43:33,645
Speaker 6: it into the back of the truck and we're like, oh,

962
00:43:33,885 --> 00:43:36,165
Speaker 6: I didn't know what to do, and he's like, no, no, no,

963
00:43:36,205 --> 00:43:37,885
Speaker 6: it's it's it's time we're downsizing.

964
00:43:38,005 --> 00:43:39,045
Speaker 1: So did you take it back?

965
00:43:39,245 --> 00:43:42,445
Speaker 6: No, we thought about that because no, no, no take it no, no, no, no,

966
00:43:42,845 --> 00:43:43,405
Speaker 6: it's yours.

967
00:43:43,685 --> 00:43:46,285
Speaker 1: I want you to have met at that table. Now.

968
00:43:49,485 --> 00:43:52,245
Speaker 1: I could never you know, certain things I just never unsea.

969
00:43:52,565 --> 00:43:53,085
Speaker 4: But he loved the.

970
00:43:53,085 --> 00:43:55,085
Speaker 6: Fact that we had three kids, and he's like, now

971
00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:58,085
Speaker 6: I want you to share memories around this table yourself.

972
00:43:58,285 --> 00:43:58,565
Speaker 1: Do you know what?

973
00:43:58,645 --> 00:44:01,085
Speaker 2: We still have a dining table like that, And it's

974
00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:03,285
Speaker 2: we still from when the girls were like little kids,

975
00:44:03,325 --> 00:44:04,805
Speaker 2: when they're in booster chairs.

976
00:44:05,085 --> 00:44:07,165
Speaker 4: Are you you're downsizing? Actually we need a new one.

977
00:44:11,405 --> 00:44:15,205
Speaker 2: Rap me like your Springsteen passed away fause they taken

978
00:44:15,285 --> 00:44:17,805
Speaker 2: up into the try not selling it to some guy

979
00:44:17,885 --> 00:44:21,445
Speaker 2: on news at one pm in the afternoon taking my.

980
00:44:21,725 --> 00:44:23,045
Speaker 6: Having one hundred dollars.

981
00:44:26,005 --> 00:44:28,205
Speaker 1: All right, it's got to were go ahead, Ray, Welcome

982
00:44:28,245 --> 00:44:28,645
Speaker 1: to the show.

983
00:44:28,725 --> 00:44:32,205
Speaker 11: Ray, Good morning everybody. My story is about my mother.

984
00:44:33,405 --> 00:44:35,805
Speaker 11: For years she used to burn couches. She burned about

985
00:44:35,845 --> 00:44:39,965
Speaker 11: four four hobby cigarette. Yeah, fall asleep with a cigarette

986
00:44:40,005 --> 00:44:41,924
Speaker 11: and wake up they'd be a burnold in them.

987
00:44:42,525 --> 00:44:44,925
Speaker 2: There used to be TV adverts to stop people dozing

988
00:44:44,965 --> 00:44:46,005
Speaker 2: off a countery cigarettes.

989
00:44:46,085 --> 00:44:47,965
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was such a bobbing back in the eighties.

990
00:44:48,405 --> 00:44:50,364
Speaker 11: Yeah, it never worked any here. I brought a real

991
00:44:50,485 --> 00:44:53,444
Speaker 11: nice ancy one said you ever burned this, I will

992
00:44:53,445 --> 00:44:58,085
Speaker 11: never buy you another thing, all right. So anyhow, he

993
00:44:58,165 --> 00:45:00,845
Speaker 11: brotherrings me one day and says, oh, I got to

994
00:45:00,885 --> 00:45:03,085
Speaker 11: tell you something, but I don't want you to get angry.

995
00:45:03,645 --> 00:45:05,364
Speaker 11: Your mother's mom burnt the couch.

996
00:45:06,205 --> 00:45:07,924
Speaker 6: How many counches you are now? Three?

997
00:45:08,045 --> 00:45:09,725
Speaker 1: Four, four or five?

998
00:45:09,805 --> 00:45:12,645
Speaker 11: She's doing over the time and he has me. He says,

999
00:45:12,765 --> 00:45:14,725
Speaker 11: I've gone and pick it up when you go home.

1000
00:45:14,805 --> 00:45:17,085
Speaker 11: Don't go crooked, mum. She's a bit upset and worried.

1001
00:45:18,005 --> 00:45:20,005
Speaker 11: So I walk in the house. I go straight out

1002
00:45:20,045 --> 00:45:22,525
Speaker 11: to the backyard. Remember the old cocky cages, and I

1003
00:45:22,605 --> 00:45:24,325
Speaker 11: had a tin tray at the bottom were used to

1004
00:45:24,325 --> 00:45:27,605
Speaker 11: slide out to clean them. Oh yeah, yes, Well we

1005
00:45:27,645 --> 00:45:29,565
Speaker 11: had one of them in the backyard. So I walked up,

1006
00:45:29,725 --> 00:45:31,645
Speaker 11: grabbed that, took it up in the lound room, place

1007
00:45:31,685 --> 00:45:34,125
Speaker 11: it in where a chair was supposed to be. We

1008
00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:36,565
Speaker 11: an't got another old wooden hit. It was in the backyard,

1009
00:45:36,845 --> 00:45:38,925
Speaker 11: sat there on the and said, mum, that's where you

1010
00:45:38,965 --> 00:45:39,485
Speaker 11: sit now.

1011
00:45:39,605 --> 00:45:45,045
Speaker 1: So hey pressed so fireproof couch.

1012
00:45:47,925 --> 00:45:48,565
Speaker 4: In lundroom.

1013
00:45:52,285 --> 00:45:53,885
Speaker 6: Yeah there in a cloud of smoke.

1014
00:45:54,005 --> 00:45:57,125
Speaker 1: Yeah. Honestly, how we got out the eighties with our cancer,

1015
00:45:57,205 --> 00:46:01,364
Speaker 1: I'll never know. My grandparents would smoke during the meal.

1016
00:46:02,125 --> 00:46:04,605
Speaker 2: There'd be a cigarette on the side of the plates,

1017
00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:09,085
Speaker 2: yet the other one was red. She was trying her car,

1018
00:46:09,485 --> 00:46:13,285
Speaker 2: she'd be smoking because belly, even a five minute car trip.

1019
00:46:13,165 --> 00:46:14,605
Speaker 1: Down to the shops, you can't have a You gotta

1020
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:15,965
Speaker 1: have a dart then, And.

1021
00:46:15,885 --> 00:46:18,325
Speaker 2: So as a treat she would let me take it

1022
00:46:18,365 --> 00:46:20,685
Speaker 2: from my mouth, flick the ash out of the window

1023
00:46:20,805 --> 00:46:22,085
Speaker 2: and back into her mouth.

1024
00:46:22,285 --> 00:46:22,485
Speaker 6: Oh.

1025
00:46:23,365 --> 00:46:27,445
Speaker 1: There used to be as trees in lifts one floor

1026
00:46:28,325 --> 00:46:29,365
Speaker 1: on planes.

1027
00:46:30,885 --> 00:46:31,725
Speaker 4: I can't imagine it.

1028
00:46:32,085 --> 00:46:32,405
Speaker 6: To us.

1029
00:46:32,445 --> 00:46:34,325
Speaker 8: It was to Christian and I there was normal.

1030
00:46:35,765 --> 00:46:39,325
Speaker 1: The next morning all your close stank of you couldn't

1031
00:46:39,325 --> 00:46:40,885
Speaker 1: watch the footy with Grenny because you were coughing the

1032
00:46:40,885 --> 00:46:41,245
Speaker 1: whole time.

1033
00:46:41,245 --> 00:46:43,964
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, babies to be yellow in their little front

1034
00:46:44,045 --> 00:46:46,565
Speaker 2: room and there it's chain smoking the whole time.

1035
00:46:46,725 --> 00:46:48,645
Speaker 6: Those cancers, sticks and drunken whiskey.

1036
00:46:50,525 --> 00:46:52,045
Speaker 2: I remember when we slept my mum and dad used

1037
00:46:52,045 --> 00:46:53,965
Speaker 2: always go and during the school holidays I have to

1038
00:46:54,005 --> 00:46:55,845
Speaker 2: go and stay with my nan and grand there for

1039
00:46:55,885 --> 00:46:56,165
Speaker 2: a week.

1040
00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:58,485
Speaker 1: I used to dread it. They were like lethal.

1041
00:46:59,205 --> 00:47:02,805
Speaker 2: They were always like getting wasted and falling a cigarettes

1042
00:47:02,845 --> 00:47:05,605
Speaker 2: on the go and stuff like that. These are dangerous people.

1043
00:47:05,685 --> 00:47:06,765
Speaker 1: These are not cares for me.

1044
00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:14,245
Speaker 10: Yeah, Christian O'Connell Show one podcast.

1045
00:47:14,205 --> 00:47:17,445
Speaker 2: It's a brownlow. Last night, congratulations to the Sun's gun.

1046
00:47:17,565 --> 00:47:20,685
Speaker 2: Matt Raw won easily in the end, about a thousand

1047
00:47:20,725 --> 00:47:23,525
Speaker 2: million points, and a lot of the people are.

1048
00:47:23,645 --> 00:47:26,885
Speaker 1: Demanding that there's an investigation. I just saw as well.

1049
00:47:26,805 --> 00:47:29,605
Speaker 6: Would they get to do by he's going on in

1050
00:47:29,605 --> 00:47:29,844
Speaker 6: the world.

1051
00:47:29,885 --> 00:47:31,565
Speaker 1: I mean he's been a great player for years.

1052
00:47:31,605 --> 00:47:35,485
Speaker 2: Let yeah, anyway, yesterday, obviously he gets up there and

1053
00:47:35,805 --> 00:47:38,205
Speaker 2: he was one of the favorites and even during the

1054
00:47:38,285 --> 00:47:40,645
Speaker 2: night he must have been aware I'm running away with this.

1055
00:47:40,725 --> 00:47:42,645
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm starting to really put it away from decos.

1056
00:47:42,965 --> 00:47:44,765
Speaker 2: So you start to think that he's going to have

1057
00:47:44,805 --> 00:47:47,605
Speaker 2: a speech ready, I'm gonna have some not so. There

1058
00:47:47,645 --> 00:47:51,325
Speaker 2: are quite a few ums in the speech. What I've

1059
00:47:51,365 --> 00:47:54,165
Speaker 2: done now is we've edited his speech and it's all

1060
00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:56,605
Speaker 2: the ums. None of these we haven't actually played around

1061
00:47:56,605 --> 00:47:59,565
Speaker 2: with this, None of them a duplicated. These are legitimately

1062
00:47:59,685 --> 00:48:02,525
Speaker 2: every single arm that went out last night during Matt

1063
00:48:02,605 --> 00:48:06,005
Speaker 2: Row's speech. As a competition today, I'm going to see

1064
00:48:06,005 --> 00:48:07,765
Speaker 2: how much you're paying attention right now?

1065
00:48:08,205 --> 00:48:10,845
Speaker 6: How many arms can you hear.

1066
00:48:10,925 --> 00:48:13,245
Speaker 1: In this super cut? How many arms? Call me?

1067
00:48:13,325 --> 00:48:17,365
Speaker 2: Thirteen fifty five, twenty two the prize first one that

1068
00:48:17,445 --> 00:48:18,085
Speaker 2: gets it right?

1069
00:48:18,245 --> 00:48:19,445
Speaker 1: Here we go. Let's play the.

1070
00:48:19,405 --> 00:48:27,285
Speaker 4: Tape mum.

1071
00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:37,125
Speaker 13: From uh uh um um um.

1072
00:48:40,845 --> 00:48:41,085
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1073
00:48:41,405 --> 00:48:44,405
Speaker 6: So yeah, thanks very much, guys.

1074
00:48:45,165 --> 00:48:48,565
Speaker 2: Now, I promise you that is exactly what went out yesterday.

1075
00:48:48,685 --> 00:48:50,765
Speaker 1: It's a lot of arms. How many arms were in that.

1076
00:48:51,365 --> 00:48:54,605
Speaker 10: The Christian o'connall show podcast.

1077
00:48:55,045 --> 00:48:58,725
Speaker 2: Right now for the Matt rowl m megamix, we're asking

1078
00:48:58,725 --> 00:49:00,765
Speaker 2: you how many times did he say the word um

1079
00:49:01,245 --> 00:49:06,125
Speaker 2: during his Brown Low acceptance speech last night, Christian, you

1080
00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:08,965
Speaker 2: were talking about smoking. In the eighties, my ballet teacher

1081
00:49:09,005 --> 00:49:12,965
Speaker 2: would walk around correcting arm angles with a smoke in

1082
00:49:13,045 --> 00:49:17,205
Speaker 2: his mouth, just like v. Once he even asked me

1083
00:49:17,245 --> 00:49:23,925
Speaker 2: to hold it whil was he demonstrated a term. I

1084
00:49:23,925 --> 00:49:26,004
Speaker 2: can imagine it all right, let's play about the tape.

1085
00:49:26,045 --> 00:49:29,205
Speaker 2: This has not been doctored in any way. This is

1086
00:49:29,245 --> 00:49:32,285
Speaker 2: the tape with just the arms from Matt Row's acceptance

1087
00:49:32,285 --> 00:49:34,924
Speaker 2: speech for his brown Low Well deserve Brownlow last night.

1088
00:49:35,165 --> 00:49:36,405
Speaker 1: How many arms?

1089
00:49:37,445 --> 00:50:01,925
Speaker 13: Uh uh uh, yeah, thanks very much, guys.

1090
00:50:01,445 --> 00:50:04,325
Speaker 2: It's it's a lot in I think it was only

1091
00:50:04,325 --> 00:50:06,765
Speaker 2: about us minute or so his speech. Anyway, let's get

1092
00:50:06,805 --> 00:50:08,725
Speaker 2: a Steve here has got to guess how many. I'm

1093
00:50:08,845 --> 00:50:12,245
Speaker 2: Steve forty and they look one there yourself as well

1094
00:50:12,285 --> 00:50:16,005
Speaker 2: as adding this up there, Uh no, tough luck, Steve.

1095
00:50:16,005 --> 00:50:17,605
Speaker 1: That's got a Sue. Good morning, Sue.

1096
00:50:18,285 --> 00:50:21,325
Speaker 11: I heard about thirty Christians.

1097
00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:20,765
Speaker 1: So.

1098
00:50:23,125 --> 00:50:28,005
Speaker 2: Close sessco to Josie now, good morning, Josie. Hi, good morning.

1099
00:50:28,565 --> 00:50:31,485
Speaker 7: I think you said at thirty seven times.

1100
00:50:31,245 --> 00:50:37,565
Speaker 2: Mingo, you are a winner, and you are winning a

1101
00:50:37,685 --> 00:50:38,285
Speaker 2: family pass.

1102
00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:39,765
Speaker 1: You're off to the Melbourne roll shirt. We've got a

1103
00:50:39,845 --> 00:50:40,444
Speaker 1: family pass.

1104
00:50:40,565 --> 00:50:40,605
Speaker 11: You.

1105
00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:42,565
Speaker 7: Thank you so much.

1106
00:50:42,885 --> 00:50:45,085
Speaker 2: And the winning doesn't end there, my friend, this is

1107
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:48,965
Speaker 2: no winning rvos. It's a lot better. It's you get

1108
00:50:48,965 --> 00:50:51,405
Speaker 2: the family pass, you get one hundred dollars ride voucher,

1109
00:50:51,605 --> 00:50:54,245
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty food and drink voucher and one

1110
00:50:54,285 --> 00:50:55,925
Speaker 2: hundred dollars showbag voucher.

1111
00:50:56,405 --> 00:50:58,365
Speaker 10: Oh my grandkids will be so happy.

1112
00:50:58,725 --> 00:50:59,045
Speaker 11: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Great well, school holiday's a lot of fantastic time. Sadly

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00:51:02,965 --> 00:51:05,405
Speaker 2: the good times must end. We also insist you have

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Speaker 2: one of our Christian O'Connell Underwhelming showbag.

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Speaker 6: Oh the bag's great.

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00:51:11,165 --> 00:51:18,205
Speaker 1: What's inside with toothpaste? Yeah? Yeah, toothpaste and a one

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Speaker 1: round tea back in as well. Alright, you can trust me, Josie.

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Speaker 1: Well done. It was thirty seven arms.

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Speaker 10: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and in a show we have three of you

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Speaker 2: and three listeners into our op shop scammenger hunt and

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Speaker 2: it's great fun. We gave each one of them fifty

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Speaker 2: dollars over the weekend go to the local op shops

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Speaker 2: who could bring in the best loot and we picked

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Speaker 2: the winner and it was a lovely guy. I param

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Speaker 2: had it been to a Paramot for twenty five years Lawrence,

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Speaker 2: he won one hundred and eighty dollars gold carriage clock

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Speaker 2: that you bought over the weekend as the Star prize.

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00:51:52,085 --> 00:51:55,125
Speaker 2: A bit odd that Rio had actually paid. That's show

1131
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Speaker 2: money we don't have for a clock that actually is broken.

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Speaker 2: So the star the Star prize yesterday was a broken clock, Lawrence.

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Speaker 6: Is this email going thank you.

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Speaker 2: For every one of the team made me feel very

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Speaker 2: welk and I really enjoyed it. I just wanted to,

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Speaker 2: you know, question.

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Speaker 14: I'm taking the price to the watchmakers today. Actually, what

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Speaker 14: kind of show gives your prize that you're spending money

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Speaker 14: to mend so that it works show?

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Speaker 4: I guess I could have taken into the watchmaker.

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Speaker 6: That would have been the right way to Lawrence. Just

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Speaker 6: do it.

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Speaker 2: You know, he's on leave, hard earned leave to be

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00:52:28,525 --> 00:52:30,965
Speaker 2: in a parama. He's got time go and take it

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00:52:30,965 --> 00:52:33,525
Speaker 2: to the watchmaker to see if you can be fixed.

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00:52:34,125 --> 00:52:36,004
Speaker 1: Question whether it's working or not. It'd be a great

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00:52:36,125 --> 00:52:38,805
Speaker 1: keepsake for my time on the show. What broken con

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00:52:39,205 --> 00:52:44,045
Speaker 1: It is a tubob watch all right? Time waste today.

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00:52:46,285 --> 00:52:48,565
Speaker 2: So just like Josie just now saying prize up for

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Speaker 2: grabs some a time was off to the Melbourne Royal Show.

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00:52:51,445 --> 00:52:53,725
Speaker 2: We've got a we've got a family pass with no

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00:52:53,885 --> 00:52:56,485
Speaker 2: angel limit one hundred dollars, Ryan found to one hundred

1153
00:52:56,525 --> 00:52:58,924
Speaker 2: and fifty food and drink and one hundred dollars show

1154
00:52:58,965 --> 00:53:02,245
Speaker 2: bag and once more you will have to have it.

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Speaker 1: We insist we.

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00:53:04,445 --> 00:53:07,085
Speaker 2: Haven't even spoken yet about don't well high pitch?

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00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:07,285
Speaker 11: Then?

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Speaker 6: Whoever about the in.

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00:53:10,965 --> 00:53:15,685
Speaker 2: This Christian O'Connor showbag? Right there really is randomly toothpaste?

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Speaker 1: Who put this stuff?

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Speaker 10: Was it?

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00:53:17,645 --> 00:53:21,165
Speaker 1: Jack roy Left? Just couldn't couldn't one last thing we asked?

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Speaker 1: He is.

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00:53:23,525 --> 00:53:26,365
Speaker 6: A crazy idea Colgate or one of those sort of

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00:53:26,365 --> 00:53:26,805
Speaker 6: big brand.

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Speaker 1: It's a random brand. It's toothpaste.

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00:53:29,245 --> 00:53:32,765
Speaker 2: There's a tea bag and then also there's an inflatable radio.

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Speaker 5: Yes, what situation would you ever use that?

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00:53:37,365 --> 00:53:39,205
Speaker 7: I think it's meant to be like a hip pillow

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Speaker 7: by the beach or something.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you've got a tiny head, you've got baby's

1172
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Speaker 2: head drunks instead of a goon bag?

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Speaker 1: Is that exactly? Anyway?

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Speaker 2: I insist it's yours? Is that a broken clock? Don't

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Speaker 2: be fussy?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Today on World Automobile Day, this is amazing self driving

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Speaker 2: cars will be legally operation operational in Australia as of

1179
00:54:03,845 --> 00:54:06,884
Speaker 2: this week. Wait, are we the world's guinea pig? How

1180
00:54:06,965 --> 00:54:08,805
Speaker 2: they just started? Listen If if you bumble a few,

1181
00:54:08,805 --> 00:54:09,205
Speaker 2: what's he done?

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00:54:09,245 --> 00:54:09,404
Speaker 10: Matter?

1183
00:54:09,405 --> 00:54:11,045
Speaker 1: Then not really doing much for the world? Are they

1184
00:54:11,085 --> 00:54:11,605
Speaker 1: down there?

1185
00:54:12,525 --> 00:54:16,205
Speaker 2: Tesla has updated it software to take over driving responsibilities,

1186
00:54:16,605 --> 00:54:23,565
Speaker 2: changing lanes, breaking, navigating interchanges and even performing hooked turns. Wow, Wow,

1187
00:54:24,685 --> 00:54:29,285
Speaker 2: bow down to our new Tesla overlords. Uber is hoping

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Speaker 2: to have completely driverless cars in the next five years,

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Speaker 2: completely like.

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Speaker 4: A ghost car.

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Speaker 6: Yes, this for years?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, car movies, dude, where's my Nascar?

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00:54:44,525 --> 00:54:52,005
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oceans eleven? Yeah, local, the Peninsula Link.

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Speaker 2: Take Him was a great movie, wasn't it? And you

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Speaker 2: know he's a very fast driver.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Overtake Harry pothole. Silver hashbags are quite small cars. But

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Speaker 2: are you imagine if you're Quasi Modo squeezing into one

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Speaker 2: around Notre Dame. That's right, you're the hatchback.

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Speaker 4: Boom silver double plus.

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Speaker 1: Quinten write and confuse me.

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Speaker 6: That's it.

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Speaker 1: I've got it now. It's tough sometimes, parking tough if

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Speaker 1: you are a great ape. That's right.

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Speaker 6: Parking Colm parking calm.

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Speaker 1: What have you got car movies?

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Speaker 5: It's also hard to park if you're a t Rex

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Speaker 5: with those little.

1209
00:55:40,445 --> 00:55:41,005
Speaker 6: Arms, of course.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like Patsy. That's how she drives me.

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Speaker 4: It's Jurassic parallel park.

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Speaker 15: Oh yeah, he judges me.

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Speaker 5: Bronze, a fish called Honda, very good, Silver, Lord of

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Speaker 5: the Rims sorry, Lord of the Rims.

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Speaker 15: Right, okay, yeah yeah. The car, the car, the car,

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Speaker 15: the car. Yeah, Gold, Dusky and clutch clutch is good.

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Speaker 2: I want them to be an ultimate your business called

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Speaker 2: stasking clutch.

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Speaker 4: So old though, Owen Wilson, Oh.

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Speaker 1: God, don't even get rid. He's not winning Lavos and old.

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Speaker 4: Curious Case of Benjamin Bugatti.

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Speaker 1: What you just Croaviat in a car? Brown? There you

1223
00:56:23,765 --> 00:56:24,125
Speaker 1: must do?

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00:56:24,285 --> 00:56:29,844
Speaker 2: Subaru Curious Case of Benjamin Subaro, bron minus.

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Speaker 1: You know what you're going to have now?

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00:56:31,165 --> 00:56:35,325
Speaker 2: An inflatable radio pillow head or your thumb?

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Speaker 1: All right, what have you got a text me?

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Speaker 10: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Before we get into marking today's time wasters, Happy birthday

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Speaker 2: to Deacon. Deacon and his Muma Sonya won the early

1231
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Speaker 2: starters of the time Waster almost seven years ago.

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Speaker 1: He's twenty one.

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Speaker 2: Today the young kid on the school run when we

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Speaker 2: first started marking his time wasters. Deacon, Happy birthday, my friend,

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Speaker 2: and having a great day today with your mum as well.

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Speaker 2: All right, today's car movies is your time waster? I

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00:57:08,765 --> 00:57:11,005
Speaker 2: know what ute did last summer.

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Speaker 1: Silver. Bruce Willis has got a new vehicle.

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00:57:14,165 --> 00:57:17,885
Speaker 2: It's a high end die Hard Gold camshaft me if

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00:57:17,885 --> 00:57:21,125
Speaker 2: you can Silver plus the fault in our cars.

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00:57:21,165 --> 00:57:23,405
Speaker 1: Silver you mean Grand Prix.

1242
00:57:24,005 --> 00:57:26,445
Speaker 2: At Tony with an eye, Willie Honker and the Chocolate Factory.

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00:57:26,685 --> 00:57:31,445
Speaker 2: He's on that horn, k Pop Demon Hummers Gold as well.

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00:57:31,525 --> 00:57:34,605
Speaker 2: That's very good, Lauren. Ten things I hate about hook

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00:57:34,685 --> 00:57:37,485
Speaker 2: Turns Bronze. Oh my god, that I should.

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Speaker 1: Have wanted you.

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00:57:37,565 --> 00:57:42,165
Speaker 2: That is deacons entry. Today's twenty one. What did you

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00:57:42,205 --> 00:57:43,605
Speaker 2: get from your favorite radio show?

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Speaker 1: Gold?

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00:57:44,365 --> 00:57:49,885
Speaker 2: Better than a broken clock though, Toyota Story, Silver plus, Amma,

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00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:57,285
Speaker 2: Rocky Balboa, Peter Oil, Pan, Heaven's Tailgate, Wheelie Wonka, I

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00:57:57,285 --> 00:57:59,885
Speaker 2: love that one. To cinder World done, Tesla and Louise

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00:57:59,925 --> 00:58:02,405
Speaker 2: to the film with Luise plus and we bought a

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00:58:02,445 --> 00:58:04,885
Speaker 2: day Wu Silver, Mortal Kombie.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's very good.

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00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:11,325
Speaker 2: Joe Jaman, Jeep gold Well and finally, captain hook turn Silva.

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00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:14,645
Speaker 2: Who's today's winner, Kin Willie Honker. All right, we're bout tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Have a great day.

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Shower on podcast