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Speaker 1: Get a fresh way to drive home with Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Everybody says, who does he think he is?

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Speaker 1: I just told you who I thought I was.

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Speaker 3: God, It's tremendously big and tremendously wet.

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Speaker 1: Only ask for gus to or Acada.

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Speaker 4: Will and Woody's Awards of the decade Best Instant Karma.

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Speaker 1: Been a week of sensational gear. It's been a week

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Speaker 1: of phenomenal stuff. You guys chose the five categories. Congratulations

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Speaker 1: to all the winners. Thank you Will that have been

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Speaker 1: on the radio. You did win dumbest things said this decade. Woods,

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Speaker 1: congratulations to you and your dad. But look, there's only

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Speaker 1: one of these beautiful bronze limited edition medallions left, all

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Speaker 1: thanks to Awards and Trophies dot Com dot USTA's largest

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Speaker 1: trophy retailer, comes in a beautiful little mahogany box.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to give that away to somebody today.

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Speaker 1: And it is arguably for my favorite category. I mean,

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Speaker 1: instant karma stories is what we're after here. When the

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Speaker 1: universe just bitch slaps someone after they've done something totally unacceptable.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. Every example of this is phenomenal, and

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Speaker 4: we are talking about right now will the best examples

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Speaker 4: in the last ten years, So strap yourselves in. What's

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Speaker 4: the first nomb will? All right?

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Speaker 1: So first the first nomination. Again, these are nominations that

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Speaker 1: come from you guys on Instagram and Facebook. This is

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Speaker 1: actually one that came out of Australia a couple of

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Speaker 1: years ago and it's about a couple of thieves, a

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Speaker 1: couple of thieves central West Australian place called Laverton. They

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Speaker 1: went to go and siphon some petrol from a bus,

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Speaker 1: which if anybody, I mean, you know what you need

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Speaker 1: to do if you're gonna siphon anything from anything, you

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Speaker 1: need to get some flow going on, right, So you

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Speaker 1: need a bit of hosing and then you need to

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Speaker 1: put your mouth over the end of one and need

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Speaker 1: to suck on the end of the on the end

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Speaker 1: of the tube.

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Speaker 4: Suck and field will suck and feel suck and field.

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Speaker 1: That's right. So these guys, these guys went to go

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Speaker 1: and get petrol out of a bus in central West Australia.

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Speaker 1: With the take they put their mouth in the end

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Speaker 1: and they actually put the hose into the wrong tank

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Speaker 1: and then ended up tapping into the sewerage tank.

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Speaker 5: On the bus.

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Speaker 1: So that's nomination number one. Very good mouthful of you

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Speaker 1: know what. Yeah, so you get for steel and will

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Speaker 1: those thieves in w A.

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Speaker 4: Nomination number two is from a woman called Hanna actually

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Speaker 4: called the show last week and told us this.

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Speaker 2: So I am a teacher at a high school and

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Speaker 2: on your duty a student was being really rude to

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Speaker 2: a teacher and a bird has food straight onto this

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Speaker 2: student faith.

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Speaker 1: On the face, right in the face. Only on our

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Speaker 1: show would we have two nominations so similar. The third

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Speaker 1: one here actually is a nomination that goes all the

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Speaker 1: way out to Italy.

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Speaker 4: International International norm ones.

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Speaker 1: Goes to Venice. The regional council this is this year

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Speaker 1: actually voted against climate change mes measures, voted against them,

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Speaker 1: and then due to global warming, only an hour later,

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Speaker 1: the entire council's chambers was actually flooded for the first

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Speaker 1: time in history.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 5: So there the no'ms, the thieves that ended up with

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Speaker 5: the sawage in the mouth, the kid that ended up

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Speaker 5: with the pool on the face, or the Venice Regional

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Speaker 5: Council that ended up with water around their ankles.

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Speaker 1: But we always open it up to a last ditch pitch.

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Speaker 1: If you're tuning in for the first time. If you've

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Speaker 1: got an instant karma story and you think it's deserves

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Speaker 1: a nomination, call now and you could be the one

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Speaker 1: going home with a limited edition medallion.

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Speaker 2: Everybody says, who does he think he is?

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Speaker 1: I just told you who I thought I was. God.

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Speaker 3: It's tremendously big and tremendously wet.

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Speaker 2: And they asked for things to be Awards of.

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Speaker 1: The decade, Best Instant Karma. It's the final category, the

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Speaker 1: final category of our awards of the decades. Would somebody

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Speaker 1: will go home with the bronze beautifully adorned medallion with

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Speaker 1: a Yin Yang today suited for Best Instant Karma. Yes,

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Speaker 1: our final limited edition medallion to wrap up our awards

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Speaker 1: of the decade. These are always phenomenal stories. The nominations

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Speaker 1: are very hot, very good.

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Speaker 4: We had some criminals stand some criminals will in Western

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Speaker 4: Australia who were siphoning fuel out of a bus but

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Speaker 4: unfortunately actually siphoned some sewerage. That's good stuff. The second

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Speaker 4: a boy at her school who has been particularly naughty

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Speaker 4: and then a bird popped on his face.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 4: Nomination three the city of Venice. The council sat down

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Speaker 4: and voted against climate change, and an hour later their

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Speaker 4: chambers got flooded, and that was caused by the first time.

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Speaker 1: For the first time. That's pretty much just God saying

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Speaker 1: you're wrong, guys, and I'm gonna have to prove you

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Speaker 1: here and we'll played God. Yeah, good work God. I

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Speaker 1: I look, I'm interested. I mean, like, who do you

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Speaker 1: think is currently in the lead? I mean thirty one

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Speaker 1: or six five? We will always take a last ditch pitch.

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Speaker 4: I think the beautiful city of Venice is currently the

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Speaker 4: lead for mine.

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Speaker 1: Will you think the Venice Council is currently in the lead?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And okay, so if they win the medallion, how do we.

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Speaker 4: We just ship it to them? Would we just ship

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Speaker 4: it to them? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And who would you address it to?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, the captain of the council.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Perfect, We've got Lea here.

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Speaker 4: Do you know anyone in Venice?

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Speaker 2: Lea just quickly, look, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Find something taking it, but look later. The Venice City

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Speaker 1: Council is currently in the lead with the best karma

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Speaker 1: of the decade. We think they voted against climate change.

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Speaker 1: Their chambers got flooded within an hour. What have you

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Speaker 1: got for us? The last ditch pitch you could go

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Speaker 1: home with the limited edition medallion today hit us?

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Speaker 6: Well, my best mate sold one of his cars. It

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Speaker 6: was afford and it was so dodgy. I mean there

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Speaker 6: was like current leaking inside the car. He had painted

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Speaker 6: the tires so that all the all the scratch rocks

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Speaker 6: like he was dodgy. And he sold it for quite

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Speaker 6: a lot. I think he got like eight grand for it,

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Speaker 6: bought a brand new high Lorks and then that same

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Speaker 6: weekend drove it down to the snow and hit a

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Speaker 6: kangaroo and wrote it off.

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Speaker 4: Oh I just incredibly sacrificial act from the kangaroo to

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Speaker 4: make sure he was punished kangaroo. That's a phenomenon. It's

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Speaker 4: a very good story coma.

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Speaker 1: It's a very good story layer.

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Speaker 4: Geez hlere you put a spanner in our words.

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Speaker 1: I mean, do the thieves in w A get an

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Speaker 1: honorable mention for siphoning the sewerage rather than the petrol?

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Speaker 4: I mean that they're up there, they've had a nomination,

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Speaker 4: They've a lot of and in the awards a decade. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that that's get a nomination. I just think Venice is better.

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Speaker 4: Do I think the car? I mean Lea's story there

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Speaker 4: about the car, it's pretty good. It's you know, they're

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Speaker 4: both car related. I mean, I like it. I also

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Speaker 4: don't mind the idea of just calling Venice up next, though,

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Speaker 4: and announcing that they've won an Award of the Decade.

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Speaker 2: Let's give it to them.

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Speaker 5: Has won the award a decade.

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Speaker 1: Instant Come, Leah. I'm sorry, Leah. There it was a

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Speaker 1: wonderful story. But look, I think that we're going to

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Speaker 1: need to I think, you know, Italians are proud people.

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Speaker 1: I think they're going to hate the fact that we're

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Speaker 1: going to get in touch with them and give them

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Speaker 1: an award for the time they voted against climate change

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Speaker 1: and then had their chambers flooded. I mean, it's just

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Speaker 1: too good a story. I'm glad that you agree.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we call them up next Venice phone call one.

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Speaker 1: It's not Jairs, that's Mexican Spanish.

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Speaker 4: I learned some Italian.

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Speaker 1: We're we're not going to call it. Well, first of all,

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Speaker 1: it's the middle of the night.

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Speaker 4: Probably ye'll wake them up. Sign a party. Guys, get

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Speaker 4: back up. You've just won an Award of a decade.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's going to go down. Well, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna go to the traffic on the other side of

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Speaker 1: a great suite. We were ever going to call, We

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