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Speaker 1: Need a lift.

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Speaker 2: It's Will and Woody a very specially guesst andy Le

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Speaker 2: who's in the studio.

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Speaker 1: Lovely to be here. Guys, forget it is Sorry I talked.

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Speaker 3: He's the bush far release show everybody. Yeah, and we'll

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Speaker 3: work people don't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they can donate the Red Cross their website recross

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Speaker 2: dot org dot or your text relief to four seven

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Speaker 2: three triple triple one.

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Speaker 1: He's good.

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Speaker 2: Somebody has put in a specific request for you to don't.

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Speaker 2: We'll talk about that in about five minutes. But before

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Speaker 2: we do, let's talk about the perfect holiday.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I mean, it seems kind of minute to talk

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Speaker 3: about this because of the bush fires going on unless

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Speaker 3: your thoughts and hames that it can't be at the moment.

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Speaker 3: He's shooting lego today. But thoughts with everybody obviously in

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Speaker 3: the Northern States that are in dealing with this at

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Speaker 3: the moment. But hopefully we can take your mind off

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Speaker 3: it on Sunday. Yeah, Channel nine, ye seven pm. You

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Speaker 3: may or might not feel like watching two guys. Just

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Speaker 3: take a lot of money from Channel nine and piss

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Speaker 3: it up against the wall.

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Speaker 1: If you feel that it's going.

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Speaker 4: To float your bow for you. What is the concept. Mate.

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Speaker 4: The concept is that you're setting up things for Hamish

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Speaker 4: to do overseas.

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Speaker 3: No one can ever really decide what they want to

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Speaker 3: do on holidays.

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Speaker 1: You should see my parents holidays for instance.

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Speaker 3: Dad's got Mum going to some ceramics music, you know,

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Speaker 3: and you can tell by all the photos that they

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Speaker 3: send every day because they learned how to use iPhones

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Speaker 3: that she hated that. But instead of trying to discuss

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Speaker 3: it beforehand, Hayman, I just said, Okay, what we'll do

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Speaker 3: is fifty percent of the trip, I'll organize activities for

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Speaker 3: you and the other people you've seen that you.

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Speaker 1: Organized for me.

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Speaker 3: So we went day after day, alternate days, just handing

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Speaker 3: each other a card in the morning. Oh, read the

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Speaker 3: card and find out what you're doing. Wow, and look,

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Speaker 3: how does it get? Because I was reminded the other day.

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Speaker 2: I was talking to a friend of mine, actually my

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Speaker 2: girlfriend sister, who's in town at the moment. She's Dutch,

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Speaker 2: and I said that we had you on the show today,

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Speaker 2: and she reminded me of that incident with Hamish and

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Speaker 2: the gloves with bullet. Yeah yeah, and she'd seen that

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Speaker 2: that was like a viral clip that she just saw

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Speaker 2: in the Netherlands of you guys, because it's gone that wild,

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Speaker 2: because everyone's just like you.

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Speaker 4: You just wouldn't do.

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Speaker 1: That, No, you wouldn't. We're pretty nily.

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Speaker 4: That they can't die.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you could die through shock. I suppose, like

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Speaker 3: the main worry that we had, we had a doctor

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Speaker 3: like that. One was a fifty to fifty on the day,

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Speaker 3: so it could have been him.

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Speaker 1: You know what happened with that? When we're in the

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Speaker 1: Brazilian Amazon, there's a.

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Speaker 3: Tribe that sows in these bullet ants into gloves that

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Speaker 3: they call bullet ants because if you get stung by

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Speaker 3: when it feels like you've been shot, it's the worst

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Speaker 3: pain you can have before passing out. That's when they've

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Speaker 3: measured that somehow scientifically. So Haim and I are chatting

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Speaker 3: to the tribe leader through an interpreter as to who

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Speaker 3: needs it more because it's a coming of age ceremony, so.

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Speaker 1: We're trying to prove that we're more manly, and.

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Speaker 3: Haim goes to the tribe leader, I just bought a

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Speaker 3: luxury suv could have had heated seats, and I declined

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Speaker 3: them and sits.

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Speaker 1: Back in his chair to go how manly am I, and.

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Speaker 3: Then seeing the interpreter try and work out how he's

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Speaker 1: So I think that done. So came endo that with

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Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't say there. We didn't think that was

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Speaker 3: gonna be that bad. It was way worse. But there

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Speaker 3: are some things like, for instance, I found the hottest

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Speaker 3: chilli and you see this on Sunday night.

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Speaker 1: I found the hottest.

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Speaker 3: Chili in the world. It's this guy called ed in

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Speaker 3: South Carolina. He makes these chilies cross briefs and scientifically

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Speaker 1: He's got one hundred staff working for him. Wow.

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Speaker 3: To give you a kind of a guide of how

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Speaker 3: hot it is, they measure it in Scoville heat units.

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Speaker 3: Tabasco is like one fifty or something. Police mace one million.

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Speaker 3: This three point two eight million scovil units of heat.

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Speaker 3: Haim's the first human to consume it. He's the first

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Speaker 3: human in the world to consume it raw because they

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Speaker 3: haven't released it yet. Getting this thing to Vegas where

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Speaker 3: I wanted to do it because I was pretending he

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Speaker 3: he thought he was in a boxing he's firing himself

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Speaker 3: up for that. He had a coach, gets in the

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Speaker 3: ring and there's a little chili with boxing shots. Go

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Speaker 3: three rounds with this chili. Oh has to bite a

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Speaker 3: portion of it at the start of every round for ten

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Speaker 3: seconds if he didn't chew. The guy said, if he

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Speaker 3: And then he can have yogat at the end of

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Speaker 3: every one minute round or ice cream whatever he wants, milk,

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Speaker 3: and if he wants to bow out, he can hit

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Speaker 3: you hit the deck.

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Speaker 1: You'll see this on Sunday. But what that did to

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Speaker 1: your body, I've never seen a reaction.

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Speaker 3: Wow, worse worse than the beastings or no, he was

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Speaker 3: on a morphine trip for seven hours after I would

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Speaker 3: say worse twenty four hours later.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can see it tonight Premier Sunday night,

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Speaker 2: seven o'clock, Channel nine. And he's going to stick around, though, mate,

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Speaker 2: because look, we haven't got bullet ants up or any

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Speaker 4: No, terribly, holy horrible chili for you.

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Speaker 2: We have got somebody who has requested you to make

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Speaker 2: a voicemail for them. They've donated six hundred bucks of

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Speaker 2: the Red Cross charity Wow the Red Cross website Redcross

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Speaker 2: dot org DOTU if you guys want to donate, and

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Speaker 2: she's going to join us up next. And I've just

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Speaker 2: found out that the request is pretty interesting. This has

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Speaker 4: So the donation is six hundred bucks. That's where it's

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Speaker 4: Saturday last.

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Speaker 2: Night, which will be going to the Red Cross Pressure

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Speaker 2: Red Cross Fire Appeal.

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Speaker 4: Charlotte wants you to do her voicemail.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and it can't be generic. It needs to be

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Speaker 2: for Charlotte. She's got quite a specific request about what

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Speaker 1: I'd imagine at six hundred dollars if you do it

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Speaker 1: in Ryan Gosling's accent perfectly. I have no idea. It

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Speaker 1: can't be for me. That's my point.

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Speaker 2: Charlotte's on the phone right Jallatt Sonna. She's going to

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Speaker 2: run you through. Watch Hey Charlotte, how are you going?

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Speaker 5: Hey guys, I'm good. How are you Charlotte?

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much for your donation. Pleasure if if

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Speaker 3: I've got a money back guarantee that this is going

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Speaker 3: to be good. Actually, you can't do that. It's a

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Speaker 3: good cause. If you're disappointed, we don't give the money

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Speaker 3: to the people require it. That's that's not that's poor form,

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Speaker 3: right it take it away. What's the request?

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Speaker 5: Okay, So Andy, I want you to say on my

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Speaker 5: voicemail that, hey, sand Lee here, I used to date

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Speaker 5: Charlotte and I dumped there and it's the biggest regret

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Speaker 5: of my life.

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Speaker 1: That's number one, okay, well.

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Speaker 5: Number best of my life.

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Speaker 1: So you've got very variations on this or absolutely.

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Speaker 5: Not getting the six hundred dollars if you don't do.

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Speaker 1: It, okay, sure, okay, so yeah, okay.

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Speaker 5: And number three, you know O'Connor, I do want you

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Speaker 5: to sing sing Charlotte.

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Speaker 3: We make this is a This is a long voicemail message,

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Speaker 3: which is risky Charlotte because you can annoy people calling.

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Speaker 3: But I'm happy to do all of that for for

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Speaker 3: the cause. Do you want first name and surname or

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Speaker 3: just Charlotte.

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Speaker 5: Charlotte, I reckon, That's where I draw the lot.

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Speaker 2: So you've got three things there, Charatto. Firstlyotte, worst decision

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Speaker 2: you ever.

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Speaker 1: Broke up with you, best sex of my life. And

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Speaker 1: I'll finish. I got this about you ready to go?

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go.

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Speaker 4: I've got the recording in here, Charlot, so we'll send

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Speaker 4: this over to you afterwards.

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Speaker 1: But here we go.

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Speaker 3: Hi, it's Andy Lee here Claire actually year two thousand

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Speaker 3: and six. You've called Charlotte. I used to date her

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Speaker 3: back in the day. I broke up with her. It's

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Speaker 3: the worst decision I've ever made in my life. She

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Speaker 3: gave me the best time, the best sex, and.

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Speaker 1: Nothing compass.

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Speaker 3: Nothing compass to Charlotte.

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Speaker 1: Please leave missed six hundred dollars in the Red Cross.

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Speaker 1: Happy Shu.

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Speaker 5: I'm so happy. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: That's a pleasure, Charotte.

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Speaker 3: Now I normally like, particularly with Radio Hamish and I

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Speaker 3: always try products before we endorse them and stuff.

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Speaker 1: So we'll have to organize a time for you me

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Speaker 1: to catch up with you.

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Speaker 3: I'll run it past beck should be fine.

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Speaker 4: Perfect tolde.

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Speaker 2: Premiere Sunday, November seventeen, seven o'clock on the Channel Line.

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Speaker 2: Six hundred bucks from Charlotte is going to the Red

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Speaker 2: Cross bush Fire a bil.

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Speaker 3: Ma chalattes as well, Matt, Charlotte, Andy, let go to

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Speaker 3: the Red Cross bush Fire, bill mate, Thank you so

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Speaker 3: much for becoming your pleasure.

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Speaker 4: To see you later, I see what you're hearing.

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