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Speaker 1: Jersey and Amanda gam Nation. Fierce debate has broken out online,

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Speaker 1: not over.

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Speaker 2: The war in Ukraine, not over the reemergence of COVID nineteen,

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Speaker 2: but the correct way to wipe after using the toilet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, not wipe the toilet, wipe yourself.

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Speaker 1: And this is why to know that we're getting into

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Speaker 1: good times now.

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Speaker 3: Well, this is the stuff of life. Everyone has to

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Speaker 3: do it. And when my children say, what did you

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Speaker 3: do during the war, Mummy, what topics did you cover? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I will say this. I'm very proud of what we're

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Speaker 3: about to discuss because we all do it. But I'm

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Speaker 3: shocked to discover we don't all do it the same way. People.

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Speaker 3: Apparently some people wipe their bottoms by putting their hand

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Speaker 3: their arm through their legs.

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Speaker 1: Which is just insanity.

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Speaker 3: There's different ways, everyone says. You know, you need to

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Speaker 3: wipe from when, even if you put your hand at

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Speaker 3: the back, you need to wipe from front to back, wiping,

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Speaker 3: particularly for a girl, from back to front.

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Speaker 1: From the center up there. Don't do it because that's

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Speaker 1: why you've got a bum crack. That's why it's there,

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Speaker 1: Why it's there for the wiping.

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Speaker 2: No, yes, have you ever thought why you've actually got one?

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Speaker 2: Have you really thought about it? You've got to have one.

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Speaker 1: You got to just be like a moon and have

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Speaker 1: it hanging out there is do we.

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Speaker 3: Have a bum crack so we don't have to have

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Speaker 3: a protruding anus?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 4: So what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: He's got a name and what this morning? He dropped

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Speaker 1: the bombshell that he's.

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Speaker 3: One of those.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the best way to do it. It's the

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Speaker 4: most effective way straight in.

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Speaker 3: You For you to go straight in, you've got to

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Speaker 3: reach right through and do you wipe, so you're wiping

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Speaker 3: back to front And what isn't it easier? Isn't it

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Speaker 3: a quicker journey to go around the back and scoop up?

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Speaker 4: But then you've got to carry the toilet paper around

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Speaker 4: like your clothes and you might actually get it on

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Speaker 4: your who ever get a ticket tape.

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Speaker 3: For in the world has ever smeared stuff on their

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Speaker 3: clothes after wiping their bottom? You don't bring it all

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Speaker 3: the way around the front and do a show and

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Speaker 3: tell at school.

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Speaker 2: When I had motorcycle accident number twelve, I think and

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Speaker 2: I broake my shoulder, remember that whole thing.

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Speaker 1: There was a time when I had to do it

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Speaker 1: that way, do the Ryan way, and that is the

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Speaker 1: worst way in the world.

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Speaker 3: The only time I've ever had to do the Rhyan

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Speaker 3: way was if you say, got one piece swimming costume

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Speaker 3: on and you go to the lout just to do

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Speaker 3: a WII and you do pull across and you go,

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Speaker 3: oh no, it's more than a Wait.

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Speaker 1: When does that happen? Well, when I have to do

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Speaker 1: more than a will when you're swimming, not in.

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Speaker 3: The ocean now, I'm talking about on the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you get out of the if I get

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Speaker 1: out of the pool, the lord, but you get your

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Speaker 1: time it.

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Speaker 2: So if you go for a swim, you obviously do

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Speaker 2: all that before you go for a swim.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how your system works, but I can't

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Speaker 3: say I'm going to go now my body that way.

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Speaker 3: My body doesn't work that wa when we go to

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Speaker 3: a pub. But if you go for a swim and

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Speaker 3: then you're sitting around in your cozi for a while,

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Speaker 3: you can't dictate when it's going to hit you.

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Speaker 1: But not in a part robot. I just know my schedule.

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Speaker 1: I just know I plan it, So it's going to.

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Speaker 3: Work out of having a schedule where I plan it

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Speaker 3: everyone dreams of that, or else you'd never use a

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Speaker 3: public toilet. If everyone dreamed of when to go to

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Speaker 3: the toilet, there'd be no.

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Speaker 1: There's times when it happens. But it just seems that.

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Speaker 2: When you bring up this, this mention of the pulla

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Speaker 2: side and the one piece, but.

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Speaker 3: What we're discussing here a rabbit hole, we just it

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Speaker 3: never occurred to brendan or people put their hand through

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Speaker 3: their legs to do the.

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Speaker 1: Wiping and then gemay, why.

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Speaker 3: It's blown this right out of the water pub test

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Speaker 3: this morning. There's nothing Rubby. We all do it.

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Speaker 1: It's nothing.

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Speaker 3: No, we all do it. Most of us normally are

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Speaker 3: thought wiping your bottom through the front. Does it pass

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Speaker 3: the pub test?

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Speaker 5: The first way is the proper way, the fact way,

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Speaker 5: otherwise you cause infections. I think that's the most important subject.

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Speaker 5: Nobody ever teaches about it yet. Years old. This is

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Speaker 5: the first I'm going to have been coming up. It's ridiculous. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: whenever you learn as a tear old, you take on

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Speaker 5: to the next rest of your life. Say yeah, whether yes, grunch,

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Speaker 5: you're a fold that's going to get right Number.

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Speaker 4: One and two. I stand it should be like about

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Speaker 4: ten seconds to do both. So yeh, when I'm going,

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Speaker 4: I'm going on that quick for number one and two

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Speaker 4: and regular every day plenty of five porridge, wheat picked bananas.

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Speaker 4: You shouldn't have any problems and that's how you keep

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Speaker 4: your weight off.

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Speaker 2: I don't like it at all.

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Speaker 3: I've got too bas in my so so I don't

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Speaker 3: wipe it all.

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Speaker 5: I just pan of dry. So yeah, I think it's

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Speaker 5: about but just to wiping it off, you need to

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Speaker 5: be washing it with water first. Absolutely ridiculous. What is

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Speaker 5: Ryan thinking about? I don't know what the young generation

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Speaker 5: are doing. I can't believe you're resorting to talk about

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Speaker 5: how you wipe your fash them in the morning. I

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Speaker 5: think my week pick with hot water and you know

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Speaker 5: what that looks like when it goes all subject looks

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Speaker 5: really it should wipe. If I'm from the back end,

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Speaker 5: well

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Speaker 1: Never before have we had a bigger response to a

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Speaker 1: pub test