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Speaker 1: It's a women woody podcast. Meaning, but when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour, can.

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Speaker 2: You guys give us a real advertisement for what having

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Speaker 2: kids is like? Thirty one and six five, Can you

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Speaker 2: give us a real description of what it's like to

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Speaker 2: have kids, because, look, it's something I'm definitely considering at

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Speaker 2: the moment. I'm just a little bit worried that the

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Speaker 2: people that have kids and this is probably a real

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Speaker 2: thing as well, they're kind of trying to convince themselves

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Speaker 2: that it's a good thing. So they're always talking about

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Speaker 2: how good it is, and you're talking about social media

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Speaker 2: and stuff as well, and absolutelyting the you know, the

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Speaker 2: happy snaps and all, look how good it looks amazing. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but the question is is it fake news? There's a

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Speaker 2: lot of fake news out there online in the moment,

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Speaker 2: and I think it must be obviously a very hard

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Speaker 2: thing for parents to say that having kids is a

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Speaker 2: really tough time. So thirty one and six y five,

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Speaker 2: I want an honest appraisal of what having kids is like. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so the way we're going to do this is we're

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Speaker 2: going to do it as an infomercial. So you'll hear

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Speaker 2: the music behind you. There, we've got there gel on

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Speaker 2: the music. You hear that kick off and then when

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Speaker 2: you hear that, just just get into your advertisement as

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Speaker 2: to what having kids actually like. Now we've got Nathan

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Speaker 2: who called. Now, Nathan, just to be clear, you love

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Speaker 2: your kids, your pro kids?

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Speaker 1: Oh bloody hell, I've got three hunder five mate. If

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Speaker 1: you don't love them, you're in trouble.

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Speaker 2: All right, well I think that's what I'm implying, Nathan.

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Speaker 2: We're in furious agreement there. But let's let's do it,

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Speaker 2: shall we. I'll hit the infomercial, go for it, all right.

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Speaker 1: They've got a message for you Australia in the same

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Speaker 1: kickovich lamb ad style. And the fact is there's nothing

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Speaker 1: more satisfying in life than having kids. My only regret

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Speaker 1: is that I didn't start earlier.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it can be.

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Speaker 3: It can be.

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Speaker 1: You can have ten hours of shit, and I mean

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Speaker 1: literal shit, who who whatever, But it takes ten seconds

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Speaker 1: of cuteness from one child to reverse all of that

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Speaker 1: in a heartbeat.

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Speaker 3: I got it.

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Speaker 2: He's got In fact, that's pretty good actually, from ten

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Speaker 2: years of shit to ten seconds of love. I mean,

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Speaker 2: what a final line. Thanks for the gold knave. He's

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Speaker 2: brought it back there. His kids will love him when

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Speaker 2: he gets home. I'm like you, Joel, you miss a

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Speaker 2: cuddle from the kids in the way in after your

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Speaker 2: advertisement Matte Terry on thirty one and six five, ooday Terry, Hello,

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Speaker 2: Hi Terry, you're coming on to give us an advertisement

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Speaker 2: for kids. Are you ready to go far away?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 3: Being bored with life? I've got the answer for you.

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Speaker 3: The thrilling idea of being able to go to bed

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Speaker 3: at night knowing that you're not going to get eight

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Speaker 3: hours straight sleep. Yes, you can be working up at

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Speaker 3: all hours of night and being thrown up on. Do

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Speaker 3: you find the idea of going to a fancy restaurant

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Speaker 3: boring having a conversation with an adult. You can be

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Speaker 3: at McDonald's with streaming children having a look shaped stills

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Speaker 3: on you. The answer is children. If you want today

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Speaker 3: and pay by credit cards, we'll throw in the space

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Speaker 3: of the Twins.

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Speaker 2: For three about your twins your tory? No, oh no,

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Speaker 2: just to be in the gag. They wouldn't do it pulsedly.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to alex Hello Ellie.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, guys, love your show.

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Speaker 2: How are you So?

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Speaker 1: That's my two and a half year old in the back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's the negative advertisement right there.

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Speaker 1: So the advertisement don't ever do it.

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Speaker 3: If you like sleep and you like freedom.

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Speaker 1: Don't do it. You will regret it forever and you'll

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Speaker 1: love them. So it's the track.

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Speaker 3: It's a total track.

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Speaker 2: Can your children hear you?

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Speaker 3: And she can't really understand me. I say it lazy.

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Speaker 2: Off.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Wow, that's awful.

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Speaker 2: More of the voice on the full show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to