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Speaker 1: You're listening to Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: It was we're live in Fiji here at the Radisson

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Speaker 2: Blue and the best way.

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Speaker 3: To get.

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Speaker 4: Resort replays.

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Speaker 2: Love this concept, Woods because we are in Fiji for ourselves.

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Speaker 2: Sure how we managed to tack on our families our kids, absolutely,

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Speaker 2: but we are here for you. That's important to remember. Guys.

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Speaker 2: You can be here thanks to Fiji Ways. They're gonna

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Speaker 2: do your flights, they're gonna do your way come they

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Speaker 2: get it. They're going to send your families, they're going

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Speaker 2: to do your spending money as well. You just gotta

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Speaker 2: go to willamwhoy dot com. Tell us your most memorable

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Speaker 2: holiday resort moment, and if we reenact that moment here

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Speaker 2: at the Radison Blue during our week in Fiji, you

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Speaker 2: go on the running to win that prize. And right

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Speaker 2: now the resort reenactment is hectic. I mean, we had

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Speaker 2: a very embarrassing story from Annabel.

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Speaker 1: From Annabel, she's in the running to come to Fiji,

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Speaker 1: by the way, because.

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Speaker 2: But it was focusing on making a fool of yourself

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Speaker 2: or embarrassing yourself at an open mic night on a resort.

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Speaker 2: So we thought the most embarrassing way that we could

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Speaker 2: do that was go to the stage down here, as

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Speaker 2: he said, by the ocean. They've got a live mic

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Speaker 2: set up. They've got a crowd every night.

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Speaker 1: Ye, and I was going to do a stand up comedy, Yes,

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Speaker 1: except you doing stand up comedy would actually be quite good.

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Speaker 3: Not so good if I'm actually in your ear.

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Speaker 1: So you're wearing an earpiece and you had to say

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Speaker 1: everything that I was telling you to say, And obviously

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Speaker 1: I am trying to say the most cringe awkward, awful

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Speaker 1: jokes possible, and the results were extraordinary.

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Speaker 3: We're in beautiful fig and.

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Speaker 1: The lovely people here are about to experience Will doing

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Speaker 1: some stand up.

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Speaker 3: Only thing is I'm going.

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Speaker 1: To be in his ear and he has to say

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Speaker 1: everything that I tell him to say.

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Speaker 5: Hey, what's well you guys ready for some comedy?

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Speaker 2: You guys ready for some comedy? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I spell it for me, spell it for me, Go

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Speaker 5: see see oh oh why? And then go yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 5: You guys know how this one goes.

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Speaker 2: Many guys know how this one goes.

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Speaker 1: Knock knock, knock, knock.

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Speaker 5: Room service, room service, room service is.

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Speaker 3: Here to clean the room.

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Speaker 2: Room service is here to clean the room.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's gonna go into black hat in the middle

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Speaker 5: there like, Hey, it's great that you're here on holiday. Great,

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Speaker 5: you're here on holiday.

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Speaker 1: I really like that shirt.

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Speaker 2: I like your shirt though, it's really good.

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Speaker 1: Does it come in mens?

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Speaker 2: Does it come in men's.

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Speaker 1: Now say, hey, make some noise if you're single.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it makes a noise of you.

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Speaker 5: My wife and.

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Speaker 2: Baby are here.

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Speaker 4: My wife and baby. But as they say, whatever happens

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Speaker 4: on holidays stays on holiday.

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Speaker 2: If you know what they say, what happens on holiday

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Speaker 2: stays on holiday.

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Speaker 5: My right, Hey, you've heard the knooks are good here.

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Speaker 2: I've heard the milkshakes are pretty good here. Who's had what?

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Speaker 1: And that explains why there are so many boys in

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Speaker 1: the yard.

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Speaker 2: And that explains why there are so many boys in

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Speaker 2: the yard? Am I right?

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Speaker 1: Announcing the chorus of milkshakes?

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Speaker 2: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

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Speaker 3: And they're like, it's better than yours.

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Speaker 2: Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach him.

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Speaker 5: Look at the ocean and go, ah the ocean, Ah,

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Speaker 5: oh the ocean.

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Speaker 1: Every time I look at the ocean, I think about

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Speaker 1: this dream I had.

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Speaker 2: Every time I look at the ocean, I think about

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Speaker 2: this dream I had.

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Speaker 1: Where I was floating in a sea of orange soda.

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Speaker 2: I was floating in a sea of orange soda.

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Speaker 1: I guess you could say it was more of a fantasy.

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Speaker 2: I guess you could say it was more of a fanta.

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Speaker 3: See, wow, people are walking out.

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Speaker 4: People are walking out.

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Speaker 1: You've officially lost everyone. You didn't get out anyone.

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Speaker 3: You guys have been.

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Speaker 4: Great and just engage. You need more evidence and proof

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Speaker 4: of the fact that you're not only like well, not

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Speaker 4: only did they hate the performance, but you actually offended

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Speaker 4: almost all of them. We got to produce the LJ

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Speaker 4: to go and speak to a few of the crowd

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Speaker 4: and just give you a review.

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Speaker 2: It was fantastic.

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Speaker 3: Hope he's not getting.

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Speaker 2: Paid for it. But I don't know what to say that.

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Speaker 3: It was a really tough crowd to please. You could

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Speaker 3: have done a better job, though, try hard the next time.

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Speaker 2: It was pretty pathetic.

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Speaker 3: The milkshakes, that was the worst.

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Speaker 2: He's not a.

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Speaker 5: Very funny guy.

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Speaker 2: He's decidedly.

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Speaker 3: He's not a very funny guy.

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Speaker 2: I think I've decided that the worst part about this is, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we had just done this random comedy night in a

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Speaker 2: city in Australia, but you'll never see those people ever again.

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Speaker 2: We're here for a week. Yeah, and we arrived on

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Speaker 2: the day that most people arrived for the week.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I see those people every hour.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they hate you, like we're talking about you.

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Speaker 2: It's not an hour of the day that I don't

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Speaker 2: see one of their eyes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you're the most unpopular person in the result.

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Speaker 3: I just think we didn't think that through.

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Speaker 2: Like, I'm going on an island tour tomorrow and I'm

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Speaker 2: a little bit worried the boat's.

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Speaker 3: Going to leave without me. Most likely.

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Speaker 2: Most likely it's Will and Woodies Resort replays live from Veigi.

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Speaker 2: If you want to win a trip to Fiji, get

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Speaker 2: to Willanwoody dot com.

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Speaker 4: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast,

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