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Speaker 1: You can catch Carlson's new stand up show Just No

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Speaker 1: at HbF Stadium on May the twenty seventh. Tickets are

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Speaker 1: on sale now through Live Nation and Ursula is joining

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Speaker 1: us this morning.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, how are you? So?

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Speaker 1: The show is called Just No? Because I believe you

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Speaker 1: Ursula Carlson have discovered what really brings us together as people.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and it's saying no, is it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It's not sport, it's not love, it's not peace. It's

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Speaker 1: our frustrations.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is because we are sick of each other.

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Speaker 2: We're sick of all of the situations we find ourselves in.

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Speaker 2: We have sick. You know, everyone's got an opinion these days,

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Speaker 2: and they're very happy to tell you about it. And

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Speaker 2: I've just gotten to a point where I'm like, no,

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Speaker 2: thank you, I'm done. Done.

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Speaker 1: Once you might have let it slide. Now it's just nope, no,

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Speaker 1: just no.

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Speaker 3: Just put the hand on.

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Speaker 2: You know what, every time you have a birthday, like

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Speaker 2: you like, everything in life is on a little, a

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Speaker 2: little scale right now, older, you get the least time

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Speaker 2: for other people's nonsense, And you're like absolutely, yeah, yeah, what.

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Speaker 3: About comments on somewhere like a Facebook when everyone wants

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Speaker 3: to have their says or I've started to go I'm

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Speaker 3: not looking.

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Speaker 2: No, No, I can't. I can't because people who have

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Speaker 2: time to comment on there obviously don't have real life. No,

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Speaker 2: It's like, do you have time to sit and sift

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Speaker 2: through comments and give feedback and feedback on other people

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Speaker 2: who you'll never meet? By the way, you'll never meet

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Speaker 2: these people. What are your No one cares, No one cares.

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Speaker 2: Just prod on, get a hobby.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're quite right. Now Between now and the Perth Show,

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Speaker 1: which is on May the twenty seventh next year, you're

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Speaker 1: heading to the UK to tour. What do you like

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Speaker 1: about doing stand up there? And is there anything you

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Speaker 1: don't like about doing stand up there?

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Speaker 2: Look? I mean honestly, stand up is so universal and

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Speaker 2: it goes like everyone goes are we different? How are

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Speaker 2: the Ausies different to the Kimis Or how are the

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Speaker 2: Kimis different to the Brits? How are they? And at

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Speaker 2: the end of the day, we are all all people

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Speaker 2: in all countries, for the exception of Germany and Russia,

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Speaker 2: we are all the same. We all just want to

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Speaker 2: have a few points, have a laugh with our mates

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Speaker 2: and hope not to get in trouble with our mom.

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Speaker 2: You know, so there's so much bodder that we could

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Speaker 2: just joke about that. People go, I get that. You know,

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Speaker 2: I've got a difficult partner and I've got a wife

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Speaker 2: who doesn't trust me to fold the towels.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exclusions in there too, isn't you.

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Speaker 2: We all sheet Yes?

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Speaker 1: Those things strip from Yeah, those things all break your

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Speaker 1: hand putting them on.

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Speaker 3: Are you're playing your stadium? We're playing HBO Stadium, which

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Speaker 3: one stage was known as Challenge Stadium, and a young

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Speaker 3: performer from America called Pink play there? Can we expect

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Speaker 3: you to hang from this from the ceiling? From on silks?

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Speaker 3: What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Jokes? Yeah? No, no, no, I'm currently being studied for

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Speaker 2: a harness. They're going to try and bring me in like,

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Speaker 2: you know, sort of a cross over between think Miley Syrus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they love us because you know, they need a

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Speaker 2: lot of anchors there or I can kill a lot

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Speaker 2: of people.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I love the idea of you coming in on

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Speaker 1: a wrecking book. It reminds me of the old, the

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Speaker 1: old Bet Middler shows, and you know she would have

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Speaker 1: these great I mean I was I've never been lucky

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Speaker 1: enough to go to a live bet middle of show.

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Speaker 1: But I know she would always have these great entrances

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Speaker 1: and once she came in on King Kong's really on

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Speaker 1: the hand of the Great Beast. I think that would

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Speaker 1: be so cool.

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Speaker 2: I might get your local rockie team to carry me

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Speaker 2: out that idea.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, We'll get the Force Boys to bring out and

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Speaker 3: be a big game.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and then we can just afterwards, we're gonna

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Speaker 2: slap me on the button. We can talk about what

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Speaker 2: great two halfs as well?

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Speaker 1: Two halves And there's the name for the next show,

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Speaker 1: A great game of two halfs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and don't drop in the shower, drop to drop

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Speaker 2: the start.

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Speaker 1: Yeah alright, well it's la. Tickets are on sale now

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Speaker 1: through Live Nation for your show Just No at HbF

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Speaker 1: Stadium next May the twenty seventh. We can't wait to

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Speaker 1: see you as always.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm propping. I can't wait to come and fly

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Speaker 2: a bit of golf and have a few laughs.

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Speaker 3: Awesome and a bit of rugby.

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Speaker 1: Thanks thanks a Sler, Bye bye.