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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. I've got to thinking

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Speaker 1: about toilet paper a bit lately, because it's become part

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Speaker 1: of our top of mind. It's been pretty much top

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Speaker 1: of mind everywhere.

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Speaker 2: No one's embarrassed anymore to buy it. You're embarrassed if

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Speaker 2: you don't have eighteen rolls on your shoulder at any

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Speaker 2: given moment.

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Speaker 1: And this is the curious thing about toilet paper. Maybe

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Speaker 1: this is the turning point, the tipping point, if you will,

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Speaker 1: for us not using toilet paper come anymore? Come on,

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Speaker 1: just look to the teachings of Sylvester Stallone.

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Speaker 2: Do I have to?

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Speaker 1: The movie Demolition Man features Sylvester's character going into the

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Speaker 1: future to chase down Wesley Snipes, who's a bad guy,

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Speaker 1: and then in the ensuring period Sly cracks onto Sandra Bullock.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, there's a scene in the movie so slies

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Speaker 1: in the future and the very subject of toilet paper

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Speaker 1: comes up.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys, but you're you're out

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Speaker 3: of toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: Did you see toilet paper? Oh, they used handfuls of

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Speaker 1: whited paper back in the twenty.

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Speaker 2: I'm happy that you're happy, But the place where you're

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Speaker 2: supposed to have the toilet paper. You got this little

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Speaker 2: shelf with three seashells on it.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

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Speaker 2: See, I'm using a giant cornch.

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Speaker 1: So what I'm saying, it's okay toilet paper. Just hear

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Speaker 1: me out, okay. So Joseph Gaiety was the first person

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Speaker 1: that embedded toilet paper roll as we know it in

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Speaker 1: eighteen fifty seven. That's relatively recent, so it's been pretty

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Speaker 1: much unchanged in that time. We've been using toilet paper

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Speaker 1: and we've just been happy with it. Maybe it's the time.

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Speaker 1: Now there's a new thing. It's a new thing.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's go back to the old things. The Greeks

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Speaker 2: and Romans used a sponge on a stick.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you want? Do you know what?

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Speaker 2: The colonial Americans used?

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Speaker 1: Corn cobs?

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Speaker 2: I remember that it's little house in the prayer.

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Speaker 1: My wife's been talking about corn cobs endlessly because she

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Speaker 1: likes the whole Civil War era, and that comes up

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Speaker 1: in their books.

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Speaker 2: Of them about going to the toilet and using.

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Speaker 1: You eat the quest of you eat the corn first,

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Speaker 1: use the cob, not the corn. There's a lot left,

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Speaker 1: and you don't do that you do this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand the nature of the action right aca.

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Speaker 1: Last night there was a story of Michael. Michael has

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Speaker 1: some vintage toilet paper. Vintage vintage toilet corn cop it's

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Speaker 1: forty years old. Apparently his father was a hoarder.

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Speaker 3: It's over forty years old. I believe dad hoarded these

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Speaker 3: basically back in the day. He must have got them

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Speaker 3: on special. Absolutely real, not a problem with this toilet paper.

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Speaker 3: You can even use a one if you want.

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Speaker 1: Why would your dad hoard some toilet paper.

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Speaker 3: Look, when he migrated to Australia, they came him and mum.

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Speaker 3: They came with nothing, absolutely nothing. So whenever there was

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Speaker 3: something on special, what have you, they'd buy a lot

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Speaker 3: of stock of them.

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Speaker 1: So on Sunday he's a by the way, Michael's in Merrickville.

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Speaker 1: He'll be handing out that toilet paper, some old toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: You're not going to see that on Antiqu's road show.

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Speaker 1: Would to date it. Although he's in Mackville, there'll be

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Speaker 1: a lot of hipsters. Hey man, I want to some

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Speaker 1: viage toilet paper. Yeah, I'm just saying, maybe it's time

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Speaker 1: we got rid of toilet all.

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Speaker 2: Right, you start, you start until it's how You Go

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Speaker 2: with the Corn Cops

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Speaker 3: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning at one point seven,

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Speaker 3: tell you