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Speaker 1: It's the rym Woo podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so the greatest chicken and I'm gonna I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: be honest to you, the greatest trigger groundsman ever pulled.

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Speaker 2: Youre probably thinking of yourself, Oh god, you know those

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Speaker 2: poor people, those poor people that got.

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Speaker 3: Swashbuckled by a groundsman. But the reality is it's probably

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Speaker 4: That's been swashed buckles. Yeah, I've been swashed back.

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Speaker 2: I've all been swindled by a groundsman. And I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: go out here and say this, And I've been thinking

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Speaker 3: A long time.

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Speaker 2: I think grounds people could be the dodgiest people on

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Speaker 4: WHOA, Now that's a big sweeping statement.

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Speaker 2: Cool grounds people. I like for a long time, there

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Speaker 2: was a lot of times when I was looking at

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Speaker 2: those guys going like, what are you actually doing?

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Speaker 4: As in so you by dodgy, you're just saying they're

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Speaker 4: lazy with their work. Do you also think there's a

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Speaker 2: To the park and there's like a guy on one

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Speaker 2: of those huge mowers that looks like a traff like

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Speaker 3: It's that big cutting the grass on the oval.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you have seen him?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, how long is that meant to take? Yeah, No,

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Speaker 2: it's very true.

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Speaker 3: No one really has any idea.

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Speaker 4: I reckon he brings the blades up at about ten

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Speaker 4: in the morning and then just drives around until four

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Speaker 3: He works in podcast on he puts it on auto pilot.

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Speaker 2: And if he came to me at the start of

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Speaker 2: the day, and let's let's be honest, the council who's

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Speaker 2: paying them, they've got no idea how long it takes

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Speaker 2: him out an oval he walks in there at the

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Speaker 2: start of the day, is like, right, guys, how many

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Speaker 2: ovals have you got? Like just the two got the

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Speaker 2: and was like, it's going to take me a week,

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't think that was unreasonable.

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Speaker 4: No, I'd be the same. Yep, I'd be exactly the same.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's just showing that nothing about their caper.

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Speaker 4: But no people are similar though no one knows about

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Speaker 4: the ground people's Keep Lives. I don't know what happened.

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Speaker 4: Then anyway, we shig get into the full show.

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Speaker 3: Keep Keep Lives. Guys, we can edit that now it's in.

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Speaker 2: We're also going to be talking guys, or you're you're

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Speaker 2: going to find out the resolution to the great white

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Speaker 4: Can I just say as well, the follow up in

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Speaker 4: this full show is better than you could ever imagine. Yes,

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Speaker 4: frightfully awkward. So you'll get it about halfway through this podcast.

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Speaker 3: Enjoy. Here's the show. Ye, who along?

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Speaker 5: And where is Bondboddy doesn't care what care?

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Speaker 3: Listen, listen, listen, Let's get down to it. Australia, here's

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Speaker 3: the question for you.

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Speaker 2: Is a rogue g string on your balcony an accident

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Speaker 4: That is exactly what has happened to my good friend Dave,

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Speaker 4: who joins on the phone right now. Welcome Dave.

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Speaker 6: Hello, boys.

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Speaker 4: Now we spoke to you about this yesterday, the rogue

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Speaker 4: white G string that's on the balcony. A whole bunch

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Speaker 4: of females called Dave, and I mean they were pretty

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Speaker 4: sure that this is a play from the woman who

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Speaker 7: I definitely think it's a play. It is definitely no

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Speaker 8: Upstairs.

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Speaker 9: Knock on the door. That is an invitation waiting light there.

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Speaker 4: So it's been twenty four hours, Dave, where's your head

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Speaker 6: Well, I didn't take up Carol's suggestion to knock on the.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I think I need to try to

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Speaker 4: Ex Me So and Dave to confirm you actually have

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Speaker 4: the number of the woman who lives on top of

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, we've texted around the sexy topics of shared

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Speaker 4: Okay, great, so there's a relationship.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I was going to say, so you actually have,

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Speaker 6: Her no no, Like we've moved here on the same

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Speaker 2: Okay, Can I can I just ask that, like just

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Speaker 2: this yesterday, Like you just found a white lacey g

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Speaker 6: Yeah, on my balcony.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, because I was running this past my

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Speaker 3: You'd have to be out of your mind.

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Speaker 2: To be putting a pair of underwear out in front

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Speaker 3: Just yeah, Well, I think we're all well, look to

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Speaker 3: be honest, mate, Like, I kind of hope she's right.

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Speaker 2: But the great thing about this phone call that you're

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Speaker 2: been left out there and she's keen on you massive

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Speaker 2: moment on the radio. Absolutely, if it's been left out

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's also a win for the people in

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Speaker 4: Really appreciate you putting your body and reputation on the

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Speaker 4: line here. Let's go to a song. Everyone. Right up next,

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Speaker 4: Dave makes the phone call and ask the question, was

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Speaker 4: it a play throwing the G string on his balcony.

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Speaker 2: Is a rogue G string on your balcony an accident?

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Speaker 2: the question posed to us by our friend Dave yesterday

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Speaker 4: Is no hypothetical day found a white G string on

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Speaker 4: And the amazing thing is Dave joins on the line

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Speaker 4: right now, and Dave, you are willing to call the

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Speaker 4: the G string throw was a ploy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds sounds.

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Speaker 3: One of them.

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Speaker 2: Nowhere.

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Speaker 6: We're all under that expectation.

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Speaker 3: Every result is a good one.

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Speaker 4: Mate.

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Speaker 3: All right, mate, you're ready to go. We're ready to go.

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Speaker 3: Let's give her a call.

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Speaker 10: Hey, Stevie, it's David from downstairs.

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Speaker 7: There you going, And what are you going to tell me?

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Speaker 10: I remember a good of a sorry to tell you

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Speaker 10: other bloom and a little bit of a pickle. I

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Speaker 10: want to woke up yesterday morning, I found a white

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Speaker 10: trying to return it to its owner. So I I

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Speaker 10: told my friend Woody, who worked on Kiss FM radio station,

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Speaker 10: Now is.

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Speaker 7: The time home?

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Speaker 6: There?

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Speaker 4: We go, Well, we'll throw it back to Dave. He

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Speaker 4: wants to ask you a few questions, Stevie, could it.

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Speaker 8: Be yours that you could well be?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: Right?

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Speaker 6: What's that? Yeah?

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Speaker 10: I mean it's the white one. It's very clean.

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Speaker 6: Good to know.

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Speaker 10: And was it deliberately thrown down there or accidental?

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Speaker 1: Probably accidental?

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Speaker 6: I reckon it's been wendy lately.

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Speaker 10: It has Would you like it back or do you

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Speaker 10: think it could be someone else's?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 11: I mean, look, you keep it, you go for your

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Speaker 10: No, I'm not into it. I'm just king to return

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Speaker 10: it to its owner.

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Speaker 11: I mean put it through my light box.

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Speaker 2: Perfect, Okay, I'm glad we sort of that.

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Speaker 3: This is super.

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Speaker 4: So through the.

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Speaker 3: Just just just before you.

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Speaker 2: Go, Stevie, just is it again? This is just a hypothetical.

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Speaker 2: Just what if Dave left his undies on your balcony.

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Speaker 11: I mean, i'd probably give you guys are called by

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Speaker 4: All right, we'll talk to you tomorrow, Stevie perfect.

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Speaker 2: Did you see a pair of bart Simpson's silky boxes

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Speaker 11: Just make sure they're clean.

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Speaker 4: That's on you, Dave.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much, and make sure when we're in

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Speaker 3: Thanks so much.

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Speaker 10: I'm still here, okay.

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Speaker 4: Was an entertainment perspective, goes, I mean I was, I

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Speaker 10: She shut me down. I'm pretty quick.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: You put your pride on the line for the rest

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Speaker 2: of the country's entertainment and for that, you know, we

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Speaker 3: There's absolutely no doubt that she has zero interest in you.

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Speaker 2: And then definitely weren't her jocks. And I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 2: she's close to moving, but a part with that shee's

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Speaker 2: That was good gear, the most all good phone call

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Speaker 10: Yeah, perfect, boys yourself.

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Speaker 4: It's the Will and Woody podcast right now on thirteen

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Speaker 4: one oh sixty five. We're trying to find the person

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Speaker 4: with the job that does the least amount of work

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Speaker 4: in Australia. Now you can dub someone in as well,

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Speaker 4: or it can be a previous job, of course. And

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about it because there was a dude in

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Speaker 4: Italy will who just stopped rocking up to work for

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Speaker 4: fifteen years. It took them fifteen years to realize.

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Speaker 3: I was talking about the vo yesterday. I've heard about

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Speaker 3: this guy. He's civil seven.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a civil seven and it took him fifteen

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he earned the equivalent of eight hundred and fifty

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Speaker 4: So and clearly when he was there, he was doing

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Speaker 4: like nothing because you didn't miss him. What I see

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Speaker 2: Think because I meant the clickbait for the article was

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Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely. If you missed the details yesterday, here it

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Speaker 11: I went to a Meghan Trainer concert. Meghan Trainer herself

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Speaker 2: where's your Megan Train or the CD from It's no

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Speaker 2: Welcome back, CALLI, Hi, thank go, I Hi very well,

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Speaker 3: Who you think of the suspects who stole the CD.

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Speaker 7: Well, I've got a couple, Like all my girls are great.

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Speaker 7: There's like Leah, she's got two daughters. Could have borrowed it.

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Speaker 7: Let it, let the girls listen to it. Okay, Snaze

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Speaker 4: Hi, do you want to tell everyone doctor Louise Marla

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Speaker 15: Do what I do?

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Speaker 4: This is great. Would you say you're a bit of

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Speaker 16: Harry was angry, angry. Harry had clinched fists while he

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Speaker 17: He was he was look, he was was disrespectful.

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Speaker 15: They had one job. How is a he's a black ship.

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Speaker 3: He's gone right, He's gone right. Wow.

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Speaker 3: In here to tell who stole the c D. Stay

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Speaker 14: Maria it's will and Woodies, unsolved mysteries.

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Speaker 2: It's hot and happening, it's hot property, unsolved mysteries. Everybody's

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Speaker 2: doing it. It's it's in vogue woods and we're not

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Speaker 2: So gearing the whole show towards a mystery that we

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Speaker 2: say she's a human light detector. She's a human light detector.

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Speaker 2: Here are the facts of our unsolved mystery.

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Speaker 11: Fifteen. I went to a Megan Trainer concert. Megan Trainer

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Speaker 11: find it. No one had ever owned up to it,

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Speaker 2: Just to confirm, carl the unmissible mystery that we're going

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Speaker 2: to be solving is where's your Megan train or CD?

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Speaker 5: From?

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Speaker 3: All right, So there's our mystery.

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Speaker 2: We've got a missing Megan train or CD given to

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Speaker 3: On the phone right now. Good afternoon, Kathy, Good afternoon, Stairs.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Hi, First question to you, Kathy. Keep in mind

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Speaker 4: to you right now. Kathy, did you take the CD?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: Wow, Okay, just fight back there, Snares. Did you steal

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Speaker 18: I absolutely did not.

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Speaker 11: I've got no idea what you're talking about.

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Speaker 4: Extra wow, Kathy? Did you were you there when the

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Speaker 4: Were you enjoying the Megan train or songs?

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Speaker 18: I quite enjoy.

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Speaker 3: Snares, have you got anybody else?

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Speaker 2: In your life that you know might have enjoyed a

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Speaker 2: Megan Train or CD if you had have taken it.

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Speaker 18: No, no, I do not.

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Speaker 4: So are you not a fan of Megan Trainer either? Snaars?

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Speaker 11: I don't mind be a Megan Trainer, but I would

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Speaker 11: say it's quite a a niche.

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Speaker 1: Sort of style of music.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm gonna throw to a human light deitector at

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Speaker 4: this point, are there any questions you'd like us to ask?

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Speaker 15: Oh? Could you spell Snares for me? Snars? S n

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Speaker 15: e zed Okay, and Kathy, how long have you been

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Speaker 15: working together?

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Speaker 18: We've been working together probably just over a year and

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Speaker 18: a half.

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Speaker 15: Great, And do you enjoy your job?

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Speaker 18: I love my job? I love it.

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Speaker 4: M hmm.

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Speaker 3: I love how obscure these questions are, like, can you spell? Snares?

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Speaker 3: I mean, gee, we all got goosebumps there? What'd she

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Speaker 3: get out of that? Who knows?

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Speaker 4: What's your favorite? What's your favorite color? Snares?

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Speaker 17: I'm going to go with blue that helped to Marlow.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, just because she has interesting questions and knows the

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Speaker 13: truth doesn't mean you can just throw out random.

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Speaker 17: Kathy's got my suspicion going.

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Speaker 3: Wow, why is it why why? Why?

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Speaker 16: Well, when you asked initially whether she took it, we

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Speaker 16: got an over effusive no, and I thought, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 16: that was weird and Jen, so I asked her if

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Speaker 16: you enjoyed a job it?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 17: And then Snares came right in and wasn't just you

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Speaker 17: know it?

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Speaker 15: It had a pattern.

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Speaker 16: She hasn't altered her pattern, whereas Kathy is altered to

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Speaker 16: her pattern.

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Speaker 3: Kathy, your patent altering bastard. Well let's let's talk about it.

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Speaker 2: So do you think we can just do you think

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Speaker 2: we can dismiss Snares as a suspect in this?

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Speaker 15: Absolutely?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Wow, you may walk free.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 18: I'm very relieved, no worries all.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us. Have yourself a wonderful Thursday. We

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Speaker 2: happy stay with us. Right up next towards you and

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Speaker 2: I are absolutely elbow deep in a cold case. Here

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Speaker 2: an unsolved mystery, all thanks to Binge.

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Speaker 13: This is a.

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Speaker 3: Bust on a good Dear Maria.

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Speaker 1: It's Will and Woodies unsolved mysteries.

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Speaker 2: So once we rifled through thousands of applications, you know

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Speaker 2: whose mystery We're going to solve them. We've stumbled across

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Speaker 2: the mystery of Kathy, who once upon a time rocked

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Speaker 2: up to work. Carl, I should say, forgive me that

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Speaker 2: look which said I had it wrong.

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Speaker 3: Carl rocked up. Carly rocked up to her workplace with

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Speaker 3: a Meghan train or CD given to her by Megan

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Speaker 3: train Or. The CD then vanished.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. We have then had two suspects delivered

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Speaker 4: to us from Carly. She believes it was either Snares

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Speaker 4: or Kathy. We have a PI in here or a

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Speaker 4: human light detective, Doctor Luise, who is asking these women questions.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we've got Carli on the phone here as the

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Speaker 2: original owner of the CD.

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Speaker 3: Carlie.

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Speaker 2: We've just found out that Kathy, according to our human

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Speaker 2: light detector and PI in the studio.

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Speaker 3: Doctor Lui, is mala is very much a suspect.

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Speaker 7: That's okay, Kathy.

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Speaker 16: You also said if we like Megan Trainer, you also

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Speaker 16: went high and.

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Speaker 15: You went yeah, no, I like some of the songs.

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Speaker 15: Yeah yeah, and you changed.

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Speaker 3: Your peach change change your pattern again. We've got you.

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Speaker 7: Again, Kathy, though she's always like that.

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Speaker 8: Like.

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Speaker 3: This is a conspiracy.

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Speaker 2: Are you girls working together or something? Here, carl why

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Speaker 2: are you defending her? You try to find the CD mate.

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Speaker 7: But because you know what like she she is like

534
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Speaker 7: that one minute, she's you know, she's a scorpio. You

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Speaker 7: know what cops are like, they're down.

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Speaker 15: I'm a scorpio.

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Speaker 4: So so sorry, doctor Marla, would you say that if

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Speaker 4: Kathy is always like that, she's always lying?

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Speaker 15: No, No, that's her pattern.

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Speaker 16: But isn't it interesting she's got a hypnotic trance over Carly.

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Speaker 17: Carli cannot accept her.

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Speaker 7: Guilt because I work with them all the time. I

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Speaker 7: know what they're like, how they react to things.

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Speaker 3: Anything, Kathy, with everything?

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Speaker 4: Can I ask you with everything we're talking about? And

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Speaker 4: you've got Carli defending in now, which is really interesting.

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Speaker 4: But doctor Marler, I think still believes that there might

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Speaker 4: be a little bit of forging of the truth here. Kathy,

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Speaker 4: I'll give you a chance right now. Do you want

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Speaker 4: to come clean? Did you take the c D?

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Speaker 18: Look, if I had taken a CD, I would one

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Speaker 18: hundred percent complaint because I know how much it means

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Speaker 18: to Carley.

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Speaker 17: Okay, and that's a classic Lives response.

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Speaker 15: The answer was no.

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Speaker 16: The answer was no, not if I had taken it,

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Speaker 16: why would you be asking me this because if I had,

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Speaker 16: I would have done that.

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Speaker 17: That's what the murder.

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Speaker 18: I don't want to come clean.

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Speaker 15: What you don't want to come clean?

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Speaker 18: Well, wouldn't it? Isn't that what I would say if

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Speaker 18: I had taken it. I don't understand.

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Speaker 17: You're going to defict of what if I had murdered them?

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Speaker 15: Why would I be here now? And you'd be asking.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, this is true?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well that's a shame. We've already passed your details

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Speaker 2: onto the police.

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Speaker 3: Kathy. We've got you for a CD steal and for

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Speaker 3: a murder. Now, it's really slip really gold.

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Speaker 2: Off a cliff for you the first d afternoon, Kathy,

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Speaker 2: we're going to have to get doctor Louise Malo out

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Speaker 2: of your woods.

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Speaker 3: She's been amazing to listen.

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Speaker 2: If you want to go anything about Louise Louisemila dot

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Speaker 2: com dot A. You fascinating, Louise. Thank you so much

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Speaker 2: for joining us. That was truly awesome. Kathy, are you there?

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Speaker 2: I'm here mate, You're back on the show tomorrow. You

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Speaker 2: are in the stand, my friend.

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Speaker 3: We have got you on the ropes for the CD steal.

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Speaker 4: Have a good meal tonight, Kathy, it might be your last.

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Speaker 4: We're putting away.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Well, and whatdy Andrew Denton yet to come this afternoon.

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Speaker 2: He's going to join the boys. Very excited for that, Woods,

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Speaker 2: But you're very excited about something else over there.

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Speaker 4: Well, I think we both could be onto something. Yesterday

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Speaker 4: on the show, we were talking about the great film

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Speaker 4: ace Ventura. The on screen romance in that film is

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Speaker 4: Jim Carrey and Courtney Cox. This was our discussion on that.

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Speaker 2: Would you say, name James Jim Carrey betting about his

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Speaker 2: average with Courtney Cox?

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Speaker 4: What do you reckon based on purely physical attributes?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's really at the peak of her powers. There

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Speaker 3: isn't she.

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Speaker 4: Jim was still finding himself I think physically.

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Speaker 3: A whole.

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Speaker 4: The question is, with on screen romances, is one of

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Speaker 4: the people always batting above their average?

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Speaker 3: Great question.

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Speaker 4: I'll give you an example straight up. Yes, the movie Titanic.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Jack, I.

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Speaker 19: Want you to draw me like one of your French

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Speaker 19: girls wearing this, wearing only this.

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Speaker 2: Now you've played the sauciest Winslet scene on there, and

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Speaker 2: we all know that she is batting well above her

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Speaker 2: average with DiCaprio in that movie.

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Speaker 4: I disagree completely because she also has the money as well.

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Speaker 4: He's the poor boy.

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Speaker 3: He's a pauper. He's a pauper, he's a poor pery.

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Speaker 4: So I actually think that Jack is batting above his average.

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Speaker 2: I reckon Winslet's batting above her average in two areas

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Speaker 2: there as well, because' obviously got the romance with Billy Zaye,

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Speaker 2: who's the sauciest bloke on the Titanic, rolls around in

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Speaker 2: a white tuxedo and a revolver.

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Speaker 4: I mean, Jesus Christ, Yeah, Zaye is sexy, but we're

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Speaker 4: not bringing up keep Billy zaying to one side. I

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Speaker 4: would love to hear the.

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Speaker 3: It's just a laydown mozaire.

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Speaker 4: No, of course.

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Speaker 2: I mean he's in the Phantom and Catherine Zeta Jones

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Speaker 2: is his personal and Captain Zeta Jones.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and still it's Zane laid down.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm going to stop talking about that. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: fair enough, But right now, for you guys listening, thirteen

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Speaker 4: one oh sixty five is our number. We've all watched Titanic.

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Speaker 4: We all love Titanic. The question to everyone listening is

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Speaker 4: between Jack and Rose between leon ad and DiCaprio and

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Speaker 4: Kate Winslet. Yeah, who is batting above their average?

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Speaker 6: There?

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Speaker 2: I can't believe that you think that Winslet is a

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Speaker 2: chance here it's DiCaprio, like peak boyhood hot DiCaprio, it's

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Speaker 2: before he puts on any of that like weird weight.

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Speaker 4: No, Kate Winslet has that. She has the elegance. She's

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Speaker 4: dressed well all the time. And have you not seen

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Speaker 4: him pale? Shit well? But that paleness is beautiful.

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Speaker 3: DiCaprio spends his life sketching French nude women.

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Speaker 4: She's one of the nude women.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the good point you guys.

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Speaker 2: Over to you, guys, thirty one oh sixty five? Who

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Speaker 2: is batting above their average in the Titanic?

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Speaker 4: In this movie Titanic, of course the on screen romance

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Speaker 4: Jack and Rose, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Kate Winslet, which one

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Speaker 4: of them is batting above their average? Now I've opened

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Speaker 4: up to you, guys, thirteen one oh sixty five, give

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Speaker 4: us a call with your opinion on who is batting

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Speaker 4: above their average?

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Speaker 13: Now?

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Speaker 4: Will you think that Winslet is batting above our average?

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Speaker 2: With DiCaprio, she has a slice of nineties Leo, right,

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Speaker 2: which is arguably hottest Leo. I don't think anyone had

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Speaker 2: photos of Kate Winslet pinned up in their room at

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Speaker 2: that stage.

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Speaker 4: Do you also remember the scene though, where she's the

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Speaker 4: former ballet dancer and she has the toughness amongst all

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Speaker 4: the men drinking their beers to balance on her toes.

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Speaker 3: That's right, yes, I remember that scene.

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Speaker 4: That was hot.

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Speaker 2: But I think what takes away from Winslet in Titanic

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Speaker 2: is that she's just got a little bit of this

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Speaker 2: like a bit of a rich sort of a pong

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Speaker 2: about her if we remember, if we remember correctly, like

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Speaker 2: Leo's got this like underdog, vagabond adventurous thing. Like he

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Speaker 2: wins a card game to get himself on the Titanic.

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Speaker 3: That is just wild.

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Speaker 4: If it he's flaky. If that ship docked, he would

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Speaker 4: have bailed on Rose and played another card game, got

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Speaker 4: another ship. He's flaky, makes him a investment, you know,

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Speaker 4: winning a card game onto a ship is hot. It's

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Speaker 4: pretty sexy. We've got Adele here. We need a female opinion.

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Speaker 4: You've caught on thirteen one oh sixty five Adele, who's

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Speaker 4: batting above their average in Titanic? Is it Kate Winslet or.

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Speaker 2: Le Leo one hund Right?

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Speaker 3: Why what's so hot about Winslet?

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Speaker 8: That hair is to die for?

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Speaker 18: And what he touched on the skin?

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Speaker 8: Her skin is beautiful.

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Speaker 4: It's beautiful, pale skin and like that.

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Speaker 11: Rich pong that you're talking about.

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Speaker 7: Think she didn't come across as like.

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Speaker 11: Lady in the street freaking the sheets in that scene.

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Speaker 3: That so well, Oh you mean in the car? You

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Speaker 3: mean in the car?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: And that draw me like a French g She killed it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the DiCaprio drew her like a friend. The other

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Speaker 2: thing I'd like to point out here, Adele, is you know,

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Speaker 2: great point, you know, but they've got the car scene.

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Speaker 2: We see her hand on the window. But can I

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Speaker 2: just point out any man that can make a car

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Speaker 2: steam up like that and make a woman put her

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Speaker 2: hand on the window like that?

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Speaker 4: She was providing the steam as well, that.

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Speaker 10: On her own.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, had the podcast left on two time speed there

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Speaker 1: sounded like a chipmunk. It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Wellds've all been in the position where we've had a

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Speaker 2: very sick friend or relative, someone we love who's really

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Speaker 2: at the end of their tether are they're about to die

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Speaker 2: and we all have that really shocking situation where they're

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Speaker 2: in hospital at the end, looks like they want to go,

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Speaker 2: You want them to go.

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Speaker 3: But they can't.

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Speaker 2: And it's this really interesting, dynamic, polarizing, icky field that

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Speaker 2: is euthanasia or voluntary.

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Speaker 3: Sist the dying.

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Speaker 4: And I think any conversation around death is one that

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Speaker 4: we usually don't want to have, yeah, because it's heavy stuff.

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Speaker 4: But one person that is diving headfirst into those chats

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Speaker 4: is Andrew Denton.

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Speaker 2: I've got to mention before we get into Andrew, the

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Speaker 2: number for Lifeline is thirteen eleven fourteen. If this conversation

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Speaker 2: triggers anything for you and you need to talk to

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Speaker 2: someone immediately, thirteen eleven fourteen for Lifeline. Otherwise, please strap

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Speaker 2: yourselves in for what I think is hopefully going to

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Speaker 2: be one of the most interesting chats you're going to

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Speaker 2: hear this week.

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Speaker 14: Our next guest. It's one of Australia's best creative forces.

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Speaker 2: Us of all.

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Speaker 14: You might say he's worked on TV shows for years,

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Speaker 14: The Money or the Gun, Will Anderson's Juggernaut, Bruin and

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Speaker 14: blah blah blah.

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Speaker 1: That's actually a TV show.

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Speaker 19: He's also the guy responsible for reinventing Australia's Night of Nights,

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Speaker 19: the Loogies. I wonder if he worked in getting one

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Speaker 19: of those little golden trophies for himself. When he's not

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Speaker 19: working his magic on TV, he's taking his talents to

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Speaker 19: podcast and that's why he's here today to talk about

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Speaker 19: his glove breaking series Better Off Dead. Welcome to the show,

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Speaker 19: The Unstoppable Force and rud Enton.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Andrew Denton, mate, pleasure to have you on the show, mate, genuinely,

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Speaker 2: an absolutely pleasure to have you on the show. It's

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Speaker 2: a real tone shift for us here at Willam Woody,

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Speaker 2: So congratulations and taking us away from fart jokes into

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Speaker 2: voluntary assisted dying which not many people could do.

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 8: Look, I feel a slight sense of pride at having

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Speaker 8: moved you on from fartjo, switches and tech a good

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Speaker 8: half of my career as well.

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Speaker 11: It might have.

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Speaker 4: Empathy, light and shade. It's all about light and shades absolutely,

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Speaker 4: But Andrew Better Off Dead, let's talk about it. This

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Speaker 4: is all about well, well, where it started. Was you

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Speaker 4: an experience you had with your own father kid?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's right, dad died back in ninety seven of

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Speaker 8: heart congestice heart failure, went to our local hospital. They

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Speaker 8: did everything they could do. They did the best they

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Speaker 8: could do, but it was really painful last three days

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Speaker 8: and it trauatized our family and it kind of set

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Speaker 8: me on the path eventually to asking why don't we

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Speaker 8: have laws in Australia to help someone in my dad's position?

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Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, so, which is as he said, set you

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Speaker 2: on the path now to season two of this podcast

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Speaker 2: called Better Off Dad, which people can get anywhere wherever

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Speaker 2: they get their podcasts. The first season of the podcast

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Speaker 2: was essentially you interviewing people to try and get more

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Speaker 2: of a picture of exactly what this is. But now

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Speaker 2: season two, now you're actually talking to people who are

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Speaker 2: looking to use it. I was going to say have

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Speaker 2: used it, but that would have been tough. And also,

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Speaker 2: and importantly and something I'm really interested in, the resistance

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Speaker 2: to it. Yeah, this fascinates me. My girlfriend's mum works

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Speaker 2: in a hospice in the Netherlands where she works exclusively

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Speaker 2: with young men who have chosen to die, and she

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Speaker 2: psychologically prepares them and their families for the decision they've made.

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Speaker 3: So this is quite close to home with me.

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Speaker 2: But what are the arguments around why someone wouldn't want

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Speaker 2: this to be a choice that someone can make.

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Speaker 8: Well, first of all, probably best to get the reason,

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Speaker 8: and the reason almost always when you come down to

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Speaker 8: it is it's a moral objection, and almost always it

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Speaker 8: comes down to a religious one, which is God decides

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Speaker 8: our days and our deaths, and it's not for us

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Speaker 8: to end it ahead of the appointed hour. So that's

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Speaker 8: the reason why people do that. The argument they most

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Speaker 8: commonly put is, look, you can't ever write a law

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Speaker 8: like this to help people to die that's safe. I

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Speaker 8: don't know if I can use the word bullshit, but

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Speaker 8: that is a bullshit argument.

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Speaker 2: Is there anything to do in here with like suicide

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Speaker 2: and this being close to the bone in that respect.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Look, people, particularly those who oppose these laws, do

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Speaker 8: describe it as suicide. Nobody disagrees that suicide is a

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Speaker 8: tragedy and we should do everything to stop it. But

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Speaker 8: the way I explained this is this is not suicide.

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Speaker 8: And the example is what happened with the Twin Towers

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Speaker 8: when they're attacked back on nine eleven. We all remember

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Speaker 8: the images of those people jumping from the buildings because

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Speaker 8: the buildings were melting, they were on fire, and the

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Speaker 8: coroner of New York didn't find those deaths to be suicides.

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Speaker 8: But homicide is that they were forced from the building.

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Speaker 8: So voluntary assistance dying is for people who are clearly dying.

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Speaker 8: It's a choice between two forms of dying. It's not

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Speaker 8: suicide as we understand it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, okay, I've never heard it described like that.

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Speaker 2: Please stay with us. Got more androde Etine right up next,

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Speaker 2: he's going to be talking more aboutvoluntary assisted dying again.

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Speaker 2: If this is triggering anything for you, the number of

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Speaker 2: Lifeline is thirteen eleven fourteen. If you need to speak

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Speaker 2: to someone immediately, Hey, zwill and what he were brought

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Speaker 2: to you by Binge on a Thursday afternoon right now. Look,

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Speaker 2: we've all been in the position we've had a very

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Speaker 2: sick relative or a friend, an older person that we've

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Speaker 2: loved in hospital and they're kind of in that really

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Speaker 2: yuck in between phase where.

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Speaker 3: They're obviously not sick enough to stay alive.

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Speaker 2: And functioning on the planet, but at the same time,

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Speaker 2: you know, we can't let them go quicker than that

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Speaker 2: because of the rules and the laws that dictate around this.

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Speaker 2: So there's obviously a really fascinating conversation around voluntary assists

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Speaker 2: are Dying or youth in Asia. And Andrew Denton joins

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Speaker 2: us right now on the phone. He's got a brand

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Speaker 2: new podcast talking about that, and Woods, you and I

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Speaker 2: are just firing a billion questions with Andrew, who spent

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Speaker 2: the last year essentially interviewing people who are about to

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Speaker 2: use the legislation which allows them access the Voluntary Assists.

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Speaker 4: Are Dying legal in Victoria.

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Speaker 2: Now legal in Victoria's spoken to priests, nurses, doctors, But

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Speaker 2: right now we're talking about wo you want to talk about.

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Speaker 2: The different is that people can actually access voluntary system dying.

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Speaker 4: With yes, specifically, Andrew, what about dementia? Where do you

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Speaker 4: stand on that? Andrew?

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Speaker 8: Look, it's the question I'm most often asked. I've seen

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Speaker 8: dementia in my own family, and I know how hard

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Speaker 8: it is. The core of these laws is you've got

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Speaker 8: to be mentally competent to ask for acestans to and

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Speaker 8: you've got to be mentally competent all the way through

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Speaker 8: the process, so that precludes dementia. The doctor who I

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Speaker 8: spoke to that deals with these unusual requests said that

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Speaker 8: person has to choose to leave the ball before midnight

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Speaker 8: to end their life earlier than it would naturally happen

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Speaker 8: while I still know what's going on, Andrew.

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Speaker 4: Do you think we as a society, and this is

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Speaker 4: more of a philosophical question, but do you think we

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Speaker 4: fear death too much?

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Speaker 8: Too much? I don't. Well, this may answer your question,

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Speaker 8: but I don't know if you can fear it too much.

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Speaker 8: I've certainly pretty averse to the idea. Yes, I'm generally

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Speaker 8: against it. I think it's more the way we deal

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Speaker 8: with those fears that perhaps we're not so good at.

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Speaker 8: And there's one of the I heard a great thing

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Speaker 8: a few days ago, which is in Victorian times, they

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Speaker 8: talked about death all the time and never about sex,

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Speaker 8: and now it's the other way round. And so it's

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Speaker 8: maybe that we don't talk about it enough, We don't

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Speaker 8: open our eyes to it enough. So it's very confronting

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Speaker 8: to us. But you know it is. Our deepest instinct

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Speaker 8: is to be alive, and our deepest fear is to

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Speaker 8: not be alive. It's very primal.

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Speaker 3: Well, if you want to hear more about it, Better

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Speaker 3: Off Dead. Season two. The podcast is available now.

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Speaker 2: Andrew Dendon is the host of it, and he navigates,

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Speaker 2: weaves through, or I imagine, treads on quite frequently andrew

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Speaker 2: all the landmines surrounding this issue in Australia.

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Speaker 8: I try and tread on without losing limbs. And I've

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Speaker 8: got to say for those it's not going to be

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Speaker 8: for everyone, but it's also there are just some beautiful

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Speaker 8: stories of love and tenderness and humanity which I defy

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Speaker 8: anyone not to walk away feeling misty eyed about.

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Speaker 2: Great awesome sounds like a great listen. Mate, Well done

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Speaker 2: and all your work. Thanks for joining us next time.

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Speaker 2: Fart jokes flat chat of them.

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Speaker 8: That's the deal you're on, But I don't know if

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Speaker 8: I can keep it a five.

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Speaker 3: I'm there, thanks mate, have a wonderful afternoon.

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Speaker 8: Thanks well, Thanks wood.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, just a quick remind you guys.

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Speaker 2: If that was a trigger for you in any way

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Speaker 2: Thirteen eleven fourteen is the number for Lifeline, and there's

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Speaker 2: someone there who will answer the phone that you can

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Speaker 2: speak to immediately. So Please call them if that's triggered

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Speaker 2: anything for you.

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