WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: When did you FAIL as a parent? 💩 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:12.920 Laura. 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:22.000 Come on, Britt, Laura, Mitch minus Britt. It's just just us, Laurie. 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:24.680 Why do you sound so depressed about it? Britt, Laura 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:27.800 and Mitch. Here we are again till the Tuesday. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:30.200 Well we say it every day and I'm just becoming 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:32.640 very joy Mitch say it like you mean it. Then 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:34.760 Britt's gonna listen back when she gets out of Africa 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:37.320 and be like, why were you so overjoyed? Hey, Brits, 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:39.000 we've escaped bread everywhere. 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:40.879 Okay, well if you've missed it. So Britt is in 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:43.040 the African jungle. She's away for I'm a celebrity at 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:45.879 the moment, and she's doing so well last night because like, 0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:47.920 I know that we want to vote for her to 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:50.040 keep her in the show, but I also want everyone 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:51.440 to vote for her so that she can do the 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:55.120 challenges because it's the most entertaining party. Last night she 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:58.320 did so well. It was the deep freezer. They got 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:00.360 to get plunged into ice cold water, and I know 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:02.560 that that's all the health thing at the moment. People 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:06.960 are doing the ice barslebs as well. Horrible, Like, there's nothing. 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:09.600 I can't think of anything worse except for maybe being 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:11.400 burnt alive than being in ice cold water. 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:12.160 I can't do it. 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:14.800 Yeah, she did well though, like she actually she nailed it. 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:17.600 I'm so actually proud of her as a friend. 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:19.080 I'm genuinely proud of her. 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:21.440 She's been doing incredible, her with the snakes, her with 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:22.959 the deep freeze, She's done so well. 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:24.080 You know what I've noticed that I don't know if 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:26.160 you have as well. Her energy is like low. I 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:28.520 think the actual food, all the energy is low. But 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:30.600 I genuinely think she's exhausted and tired. 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:31.880 How do you think you would go if you were 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:35.000 just eating beans and rice, just beans and rice. Two 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:35.839 weeks now, it's been. 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:36.479 By four o'clock. 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:38.559 If I haven't had my like three forty five chocky 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:41.520 am big m milk a demon and I. 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:43.160 Am currently on my third coffy. 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:44.959 Hey still come on the show though. 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.400 We are going to hear from brit in another exclusive 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:50.120 I'm a celeb interview. So Britt has been doing these 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:53.120 while she's been in the jungle. Today she's chatting to 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:56.720 Michelle Bridges, which is the biggest Loser fame, one of 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:59.240 the biggest fitness names in this country. You wouldn't have 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:01.120 heard this chat on tea. It's exclusive for us who 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:02.440 at the pick up, So we'll play that coming up. 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:03.600 And look, also coming up. 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:08.400 I try really hard as a mum, I do genuinely, 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:11.760 and sometimes things just don't go to plan. And I 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:14.320 had a real mum fail this week and I'm still 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:14.800 paying for it. 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:16.560 Yeah, that's coming up as well. All right, we'll get 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:17.000 that on the way. 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:21.000 Welcome everyone, just Mitch and Laura because our beautiful Brittany 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:23.000 Hockey is in the arm of Celebrity, Get me out 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:23.840 of here jungle. 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:25.799 Princess Britt soon to become Queen Britt if we have 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:27.080 anything to say about it. 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:29.480 Yeah, vote for Britt go ten play, make an account, vote, 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:30.640 vote ten votes a day. 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:31.720 Ten votes a day. Okay. 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:33.359 But one of the very cool things is while she's 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:35.680 been away in the jungle, we've been getting access to 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:37.160 some exclusive chats. 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:39.400 Wait, can I say one thing? What the way you say? 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:41.639 BRIT's in the Army Selig jungle, Like my aunt Julie 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:43.359 could do it as well. Yeah, BRIT's just off in 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:44.280 the Armislet jungle. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:46.280 Now I've seen like some of the stuff that they've 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:49.760 had to do. I couldn't do it. It's rightful, it's rawful. 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:50.720 Yeah, but you might go. 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:52.919 You guys might have seen on Sunday Night Britt was 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:56.320 having an intimate conversation with Michelle Bridges around dating and 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.200 it aired on TV and Britt did a call out. So, 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:01.760 Mitch and I we're manning BRIT's socials at the moment. 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:03.919 We've got access to her Instagram to the back end, 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:06.880 and Britt did a call out for Michelle Bridges and said, 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:08.720 if you want to date her, if you're a man, 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:11.480 if you're single, if you think she's amazing, DM her, 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:14.440 get into her Instagram or DM me. And now I 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:17.120 have been fielding all of Michelle Bridge's dating requests. 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:18.400 Fine, we went off. 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:20.839 Yeah, we've had so many. But there was so much 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:22.960 more of that conversation that you guys didn't see. So 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:25.639 we have an exclusive chat that happened between Britt and 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:28.240 Michelle and this is it were you guys, especially here 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:28.680 on the pickup? 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:32.040 How old were you when you started perimedipors. 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:34.640 I want to say fifty, but it just seems too late. 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:38.320 It was about then that I started getting really sporadic periods. 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:41.720 So you're in your day to day life, do you 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:46.080 notice the symptoms that something in your body's changing, or like, 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:47.240 what did you think was happening? 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:47.920 What did you feel? 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:49.880 Well, that was the first sign of it was my 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:52.400 periods were late, and they were then they weren't, then 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:55.520 they were. They were actually never light, they were very heavy, 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:56.920 because I've always had light periods. 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:58.800 That always your periods always been. 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:03.400 Really light and pretty regular. But then I started getting 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:08.600 really hot in bed and I was like, oh my god, 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:11.640 I couldn't regulate my temperature. And then I was awake 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:13.560 a lot at night because of that. Then I was 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:15.480 just awake a lot at night because of no other 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:17.640 reason other than just waking up and couldn't get back 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:23.240 to sleep. And I just really didn't think about menopause 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:26.360 that much because it just wasn't really top of mind. 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:29.880 And so I went to my doctor about it instead 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:33.600 of said, oh, you know, i'm not feeling myself. I'm 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:37.839 not feeling motivated, which is really unlike me. And then 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:42.160 so she prescribed me any depressants. 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:45.320 Wow, So she didn't even click that it could be 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:46.400 perimenopause either. 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:48.640 We didn't discuss it. 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:54.320 Straight to antidepressants, which I didn't date it didn't take, so. 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:58.000 Came back to Sydney, and I thought, right, I'm going 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:00.240 to get on top of all of this. So I 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:04.719 went to a doctor here in Sydney. We went through 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:08.240 the whole process again and I was like, Okay, this 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:09.760 is all starting to fall into place. 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:10.000 Now. 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:13.599 Also better to I imagine, it's better to actually just 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:14.479 have an answer so you. 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:16.240 Can deal with it rather than what's going on. 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:21.640 Well, that's why it's so important to get with a specialist, 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:25.800 a GP but who specializes in menopause, so that you 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:29.200 know they've got the information that they can sider go. Yes, Well, 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:33.320 this directly ticks that box, and directly ticks that box. 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:35.640 It's very different for every woman, Like every woman is 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:38.480 going to have a different symptom and a different severity 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:39.240 of that symptom. 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:42.360 Wouldn't it be awesome if Britt found Michelle Bridges love. 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:45.839 Oh, that'd be so beautiful. Also Bachelor, real full circle 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:47.520 story that, let's get Michelle Bridges. 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:47.720 On the Bachelor. 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:49.760 Oh, we got the Bachelorette and we can talk about 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:52.800 perimenopause on there. You know, people need people need a 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:54.440 perimenopause A woman on the Bachelor. 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:55.039 I'm sick of. 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:57.719 Seeing twenty hot year olds dating twenty hot year olds 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:00.760 take a twenty hot twenty year olds say, I'm thinking 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:04.400 about it. I want to see someone who's like middle age, 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:05.960 she's already been married once. 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:09.200 And I could be the bachelor. Shut up the gay Oh. 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:09.880 The gay bachelor. 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:11.719 Yeah we did, and I could have been the Bachelor 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:15.040 before the forty kilo eight loss, I could have been 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:15.559 what a missed. 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:17.600 I'll put it back on. I'll do anything. 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:21.680 Yourself the glor Alright, coming up, I've had I've had 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:24.200 a really bad mum fail and I'm questioning whether I'm 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:25.080 a good parent or you. 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:27.800 Come on the show and you say these and oftentimes 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:29.800 we get calls from the mum's listening, going, Laura, we've 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:31.120 all been there, so don't. 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:33.200 Don't talk down to yourself. You're a brilliant mum. 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:34.040 Yeah. 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:36.200 I don't know if my kids agree. I don't know 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:38.160 if my kids educators agree. Put it that way, all right, 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:41.680 we'll find that next here at the pickup guys, I 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:44.200 never pretend like I have it down pat you know, 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:46.880 like the parenting thing, the juggling work, it's a lot. 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:48.599 And I think for anyone out there who is a 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:52.480 working mum, you can sympathize that sometimes it's really really hard. 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:54.520 So it's all real, is it? The chaos is real. 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:55.960 It's it's beyond chaos. 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:58.400 And there's a whole adage of like, you can have 0:06:58.520 --> 0:06:59.919 it all, but you can't have it all at this 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.440 same time. And what they mean by that is any 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:05.120 sort of organization or order to your life, because I 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:09.040 genuinely feel like I run between my chaotic work schedule 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:11.200 and then having two little girls, which is just chaos 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:12.280 at home twenty four to seven. 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:15.360 Or you do have a very busy life, you've also 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:18.280 got a beautiful husband, which doesn't really help with the schedule. 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:19.160 It already is handsome. 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:20.640 I'm gonna find time for him as well. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:22.520 Okay, but some days you have days where you feel 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:23.880 like you're winning, and then you have some days where 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:25.640 you feel like you'll lose what's happened to and you've 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:27.320 got to pick your battles along the way. And so 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:29.600 this morning I woke up both her like, both of 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:30.120 my girls. 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:30.480 Are in a mood. 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:33.160 Neither of them had slept properly, and so getting them 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:34.440 out of bed was a pain in the ass. 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:35.080 Getting Pete. 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:37.520 For about two weeks now, every couple of days we 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.720 get a chance to wash it. It's a Christmas T 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:42.800 shirt part of Lola. It's a Christmas T shirt that's 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:45.680 part of her pajamas, right, and it's trash. But you 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:47.240 know what, They're going to daycare, So I don't care 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:48.360 if they wear trash to daycare. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:48.560 Yeah. 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:52.160 So on one hand, I've got Lola, hair's not brushed, 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:54.560 she's wearing her pajama top and a pair of pants 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:57.280 that she'd chosen. None of it goes. She looks like trash. Yeah, 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.720 crawled out of the gutter. Then I have Marley May. 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:02.080 At least she's let me brush her hair. But the 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:05.040 outfit is something else. She's dressed herself and it's wild 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:05.760 and it's fabulous. 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:07.680 But you know what you do, you boo. I don't care. 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:09.480 So I get them out the door. 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:12.520 We're rushing. They've just had breakfast. One of them still 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:14.360 got crapple of their face. I get him in the car. 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:16.480 I get them to daycare and I was so rush 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:18.160 and their teacher was trying to chat to me, and 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:21.000 I was like, yeah, yeah, anyway, the kids. You literally 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:22.840 threw my children at them and I run out the 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:25.360 door and anyway, I get to work. About forty minutes 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:26.880 after dropping them off, and I get a phone call 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:31.080 and it's from their educator and they were like, sorry, Laura, 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:33.160 we were just trying to stop you because I'm not 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:35.400 sure if you realized. We thought maybe you'd pack them 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:38.960 in their bags. But today's school photo day. So my 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:42.120 children went to daycare looking as though they had just 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:45.240 woken up, and it's the cute school photos days. And 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:46.640 so then do you know what I had to do. 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:50.320 I'm not proud of it. I'm at work, so I 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:52.280 can't go home and fix them or sort them out. No, 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:54.400 So I had to uber some clothes to daycare. I 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:56.920 to uber two dresses to daycare for the kids, and 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:58.800 I had to ask their teacher to brush their hair 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:01.320 and do a plaid. And it's in these moments where 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:03.520 you're like, you do win some and you do lose some, 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:06.920 and right now I'm losing some loss. I feel also, 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:08.560 how boogie is it though that my kids are like 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:10.120 my dress just arrived in an uber. 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:11.680 No, that's that was what I was about to say. 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:13.720 I actually think your kids are gonna get clout all these. 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:15.360 They're going to get teased. 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:17.280 No, no, no, these kids are in oshkosh, but gosh, 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:19.160 and their parents have pinched their cheeks. They're all rosy 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:21.440 and yor kids have an uber black arriving with their 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:22.120 custom girl. 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:24.480 And it sounds it sounds a lot class you know 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:26.040 what it really was, My poor poor children. 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:27.240 It's a try. 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:29.320 They're like the Kardashi into the glam squad. How they 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:30.480 carry around a glam squad. 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:32.280 I also sent my maykeup out of some as well. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:33.800 I was like, fixed my children and check them. 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:35.720 Put a bit of rouge on the little one. He's 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:36.320 got otmeal on. 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:41.400 Your just brush it's hair, just brush its hair. Well 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:43.559 what she looked like when she left the hair she's like, cousin, 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:44.840 it was everywhere. 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:45.520 Brush your hair. 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:48.120 Do you get sent a schedule from KINDI or yeah, 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:48.920 yeah we did you know? 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:51.840 Yeap, yes it's in the calendar. We got center schedule. 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:53.840 We also got sent a reminder and we've paid for 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:54.280 the photos. 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:56.640 It's not like we didn't know, Like it's not there's 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:57.640 not one part. 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:58.839 Of this that we didn't know. But both Matt and 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:00.360 I both forgot. My husband I forgot. 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:02.120 So you know, Laura, these photos are going to be 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:04.079 the pigs that you play back at their twenty first 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:05.920 and it's fine you want these moments. 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:08.199 I also think sometimes, you know, when we were kids 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:10.240 and we were at school, not one of us had 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:12.679 a good school photo, like we all looked like just 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:15.120 weird and pimply and crazy, and kids these days they 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:15.840 look too good. 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:17.760 Not my kids, but other people's kids do. 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:20.240 No my parents. So I'm a good kid, Like, I'm fine, 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:22.520 I got a career. I'm happy. You're the same my parent, 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:23.280 my mom. 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.720 Right, I feel going about yourself, so glad it worked out. 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:27.800 I was just reading impressed about my Google myself was 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:30.560 reading the headlines. No, what I mean is myma had 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:32.760 a major parenting fail. I went to the doctor recently. 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:34.679 I don't know why. I just was getting a check up. 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:36.600 He goes, You're all good, He goes, but did you 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:38.400 get your vaccines when you're in high schools? Like I 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:40.080 never got vaccines in high school. It's like you're not 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:43.440 vaccinated for any of the hepatitis strains. My mom just 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:45.600 didn't get me. She forgot to get me vaccinated. 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:47.160 You've just reminded me. I don't know if Molly May 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:48.760 has had a four year old ones Oh. 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:52.160 No, no, okay, look if you've had a parenting fail, 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:55.199 if you've experienced something where you think you could have 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:56.400 done parenting a little bit better. 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:58.480 I need to know because I need you to make 0:10:58.520 --> 0:10:59.560 me feel a bit better about this. 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:01.640 Yeah, as a call thirteen one oh six five. We'll 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:05.000 take your calls. Next on the pickup Laura Burn. I 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.600 beloved Laura Burn, one of Australia's sweethearts, thinks she's a 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:08.160 bad mum. 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:08.720 I don't. 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:10.120 I don't think I'm a bad mum. I had a 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:13.520 bad mum moment. Yeah, I think I'm a reasonably okay mum. 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:15.600 I'm I'm Yeah, I'm the best mum those kids ever 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:16.439 going to have. Put it that way. 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:17.800 That's you're a brilliant mum. 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:19.599 So I want to I want mums of Australia and 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.559 dad's parents of Australia to band together make Laura feel 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:24.760 better because she sent her kids to school dressed like 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:26.360 little hobbits and it was photo day. 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:28.480 They looked like they crawled out of a trash can 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:30.280 and I didn't want to fight them on it, and 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:31.960 I sent them on their merry way to daycare. And 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:33.520 I was quite happy with the fact that they still 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:35.559 you know, one of them had like matted dreadlocks in 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:36.600 their hair and at school. 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:38.360 Photo day, and we'll remember it forever. 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:43.760 We will uber clothes to thember black time. Actually, oh, 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:45.800 that's even worse. You super pulled. It took half an 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:47.199 hour to get there because someone was going to. 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:51.240 Work with my kids cotton on dresses. 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:52.800 Hey, I think your mum wanted me to give you 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:55.640 this all right, Sorry, Ashley, I'm thirteen one oh sixty five. 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:57.760 What was your parenting fail? Make Laura feel better? 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:02.160 So taking my two kids to a three in one 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:05.120 grocery shopping and I'd put the baby in the car. 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:07.080 We'll both kids were in the car, shut the baby in, 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:11.040 I put all the groceries away, and then proceeded to 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:14.360 drive away from the supermarket. And my three year old 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:16.480 yelled out, Mom, you haven't strapped me in. 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:19.480 You know, it's good when they're at an age though, 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:21.840 that's it's very good when they're three and up and 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:23.240 they can tell you what you've done wrong. 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.440 It's really good when they developed speech on their own 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:28.920 so they can say we haven't. 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:32.160 Well because sometimes the buckle actually just comes undone if 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:33.960 you haven't clipped it in hard enough. And my four 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:38.960 year it will be like momay, can't tell you. 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:41.280 That was the case. I had not even attempted to. 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:47.640 Actually dig in a deeper hold. I feel better, Amy, Hello, 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:48.720 what does your parenting fail? 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:50.160 Oh? 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:53.480 So I always bring the wet white and I just 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:55.400 did it this day. I was visiting a friend in 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:57.360 a city. She would let me her car and her 0:12:57.400 --> 0:13:01.120 car feet driving to the shops, I heard my son 0:13:01.240 --> 0:13:04.840 grunting and strength and you know what sound is? And 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:06.840 I opened the door. He gives me the cheekyt smile 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:09.480 and there's who leaking out of his shorts into my 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:10.280 friend's car seat. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:13.559 Booh yeah, mich that's what kids do. They pooh and 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:14.160 their nappies. 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:14.640 Do you know? 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:16.600 Okay, did you ever have to what do you do? 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:16.760 Like? 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:18.840 Did you did you take one of your clothing items 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:19.360 off and use it? 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:19.480 Like? 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:21.679 What was your resources in that moment? 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:24.280 So I literally picked him up out of the carseat, 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:25.520 put him in the back of the car, and then 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:27.520 I'm just in this car park trying to make desperate 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:30.040 eyes at anyone who could be a mum who would 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:33.320 have wet whites? No one, No one's making eye contact 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:35.840 with me. The old man diverted eye contact and walked 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:37.560 very fast, quickly away from me. 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:39.800 It's it's like when you're at a dog park and 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:41.000 your dog does a pooh, but you don't have a 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:41.400 poo bag. 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:42.160 You got to find someone. 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:45.719 Mum's experience this, but it's baby wipes exactly. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.240 And yeah, I end up finding some man he cial white, 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:51.400 kind of wiping him down, racing home and just like 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.480 apologizing so profusely on the French moment. 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:56.280 I can tell you what this conversation is like for 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:58.280 someone without kids. It's like one two crazy people on 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:01.880 the street of bibing at each other. That's what you 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:04.040 two sound like? What is wrong with your parents? 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:05.720 All it were sleep deprived? 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:09.240 Ashley's called hello, ash why don't you admit what you 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:10.640 did wrong by your children? 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:12.720 There's er judgment here when I feel better about it. 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:17.480 So, my son was having his third birthday and I 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:20.240 rock up with his big beautiful cake that says happy 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:24.800 second birthday day on it. I didn't even realize until 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:26.800 I went to light the candle and I was like, hold, 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:29.640 I much meant to be three, and then realize I 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:30.960 had got ron. 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:34.120 That's good, he's not gonna remember, I reckon. They start 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:36.520 forming memories from about four or five. We've got plenty 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:38.480 of time to keep messing things up, is what I'm saying. 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:39.480 I agree. I agree. 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:43.160 Also, if there's cake, that's true. The photos don't lie. 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:44.640 Neither will my children's photos either. 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:48.640 That's the real problem. Get rid of all of the evidence. 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:51.360 Laura, You're not a bad mum. Everyone's a bad mum. 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:53.080 I think that's it's not just you. 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:54.720 No, I don't think I have a bad mum, and 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:56.840 I don't think anyone that's calling up as a bad mom. 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:00.040 I just think sometimes things go wrong. Yeah, and you 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:02.000 what you can be a little bit more kind to yourself. 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:04.400 Yes, yes, no, I agree. I agree Like Ellen, look 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:04.760 at you. 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:06.560 And I might throw away my kids T shirt that 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:07.840 she's worn for seven weeks straight. 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:09.360 Thanks for listening everyone. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.760 If you missed anding the show podcasts on the iHeartRadio, 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:14.240 just search the pickup vote for Britt tonight and I'm 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:15.000 a celeb Anyway. 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:16.680 That's it for us, guys. You tomorrow.