1 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:09,480 Speaker 1: Really recapping the end of what has been out another 2 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:12,239 Speaker 1: beautiful journey with Rude Jersey. She's closed down in her shop, guys, 3 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: after forty one years in the game, Judy's browse in 4 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,079 Speaker 1: the Baitan Tackle shop in Western Queensland with the Naughty Corner. 5 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:20,120 Speaker 1: If you've missed the journey, have a listen to this. 6 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 2: It's absolutely going off in here because Rutu, the seventy 7 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 2: four year old woman from central Queenslander runs at Baiton 8 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:33,879 Speaker 2: Tackle Store with the Noughty Corner, is shutting up her 9 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,879 Speaker 2: doors after forty. 10 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:43,240 Speaker 1: One years, jud how you going when we came in, 11 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 1: jo could beare to get in There's people lying for 12 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 1: like the fishing ride or the actual baitan Tackle that's leaving, 13 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,559 Speaker 1: not the contraband I was talking to and I'm going 14 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,479 Speaker 1: to call this because you call it this, and he 15 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: with the Big Fanny yesterday she was in here packing 16 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 1: everything up and whatnot, and she was saying that you've 17 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 1: been absolutely useless with the closing of the shop because 18 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 1: you've got so many people in here that want to 19 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 1: come in here and talk to you. 20 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 3: So's we are not the only surprise for you for 21 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 3: your final day in Judy's browsing. 22 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: It is the one and only shouting. 23 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:31,400 Speaker 4: No It's noisy live from the Nordy Corner here on 24 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:32,320 Speaker 4: Mili Money. 25 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 5: Due Noun and then char the chill in. Charl In 26 00:01:53,400 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 5: Child said, she said, well, there's just so much going 27 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 5: on here. I don't know what to beat. 28 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: You've got to tackle over there, and there's plenty of 29 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 1: tackle in the corner. That's unbelievable. 30 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 5: I can't believe it. 31 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,959 Speaker 6: On my last day. 32 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 1: Oh, it was really a cracking show yesterday doing the 33 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,520 Speaker 1: show from Milk Crates in the corner of Rude Dude's 34 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 1: shop to say farewell to our favorite listener and one 35 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 1: of our favorite people on the planet, let's be honest 36 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: with She's back on the show as well, Jude. How 37 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,560 Speaker 1: are you feeling up for yesterday? Mate? 38 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 7: I can't believe it. 39 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:35,959 Speaker 8: I want to day. 40 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 1: What a day? What a Dan? And you got to 41 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,800 Speaker 1: see Nulesey in his jocks as well, I mean she is. 42 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 9: We saw that, dude, We did see that. 43 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 3: And now, Jude, we've had so many people get in 44 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,639 Speaker 3: touch with us through social media and people phone in 45 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 3: the show wanting to talk to you. They just want 46 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 3: to express you know how much you mean to them 47 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 3: and you know the influence you've had on them. 48 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,840 Speaker 9: We've got Tabby here. Tabby, you'd like to say something 49 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 9: to Jude, Jude Darling. 50 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:05,639 Speaker 8: We just wanted to say that we love you and 51 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,359 Speaker 8: thank you for everything you've done. 52 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 6: Take this as an example of all the hard work 53 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,560 Speaker 6: you've done and how much do you make a big difference. 54 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:17,639 Speaker 7: Oh shit, Candy cat Tay. 55 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks Tad. There's loads of people calling out if 56 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,679 Speaker 1: you want to say if you want to say something 57 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 1: to Jude. Thirteen one and six five is another they're 58 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 1: pouring in online as well. Jude. Nick Nikita said, you've 59 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,120 Speaker 1: made driving home for me so much better. I love 60 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: you and the stubby caller you signed all the best 61 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 1: in the retirement era. Oh someone else said, what a 62 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: bloody incredible human. We did more rude dudes in the world. 63 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: Are you there, Jude? You're right, dude on mate, Now 64 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 1: come on, it's all right, Jude, Yes, yes, stay with us, mate. 65 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: I've got something it's going to warm you up, because 66 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 1: we have got a lot of people that want to 67 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 1: tell you they love you, so you need to keep 68 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: it together. But I think this one's going to make 69 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 1: you laugh. 70 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 10: Right. 71 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 1: So there's thousands of comments that are online now of 72 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: this video of you with Nlesy singing Hey Jude to 73 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: you okay, and Belinda said, Jude just warms my heart 74 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 1: like the warm shit in her pants. We've got Scott 75 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: here if you want to see that. It's Instagram and 76 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,720 Speaker 1: TikTok Nlesy singing Hey Jude to Jude on her final day. Scott, 77 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: what do you want to say to Jude? 78 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 11: Hey Jude, Firstly, congratulations on retirement. And secondly, I'm just 79 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:38,280 Speaker 11: wondering if you would like to be up for adoption 80 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 11: because I'd love to adopt you as my grandmother. 81 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,520 Speaker 12: You're such a beautiful person. 82 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 11: I've got plenty of beers for you. So if you 83 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,160 Speaker 11: ever round your harbor way down in New south Well, 84 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 11: come and see me, mate, shit, come and get me there. 85 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 9: He's your grandson, Jude. You can't be like that. Let's 86 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 9: go to Kathy. Now, Kathy, you want to say sign 87 00:04:59,040 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 9: to Jude? 88 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 13: Yeah, Hey Jude, how are you? 89 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,120 Speaker 14: I just wanted to say you are the bum did 90 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 14: LIASTI My whole family thinks you're amazing because you're just hilarious, 91 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:08,600 Speaker 14: Like I want to adopt you. 92 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,799 Speaker 1: That's nice, Cat. Thank you. We've got more coming in online. 93 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:15,719 Speaker 1: Another one here online. I mean I said, there are 94 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,360 Speaker 1: so many to pick from here, but some of these 95 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,600 Speaker 1: are beautiful. Have you retirement, Jude. Every time I've heard 96 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 1: you on the radio, I've never lasted so hard in 97 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,680 Speaker 1: my life. You are a true blue Ossie gal who's 98 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,360 Speaker 1: got a heart of gold. All the best, lovely lady. 99 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:30,719 Speaker 1: I'm going to miss you. Sounds like you're dying. Jesus Christ. 100 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 1: She's still alive, still alone. 101 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,719 Speaker 9: And you'll live for much longer. You'll live for much longer, Jude. 102 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 9: We've got to live here now. Olivia. You want to 103 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,720 Speaker 9: say sign to Jude, I do. 104 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:45,040 Speaker 7: Hey, Jude, congrats on the retirement. I'm hoping that with 105 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,240 Speaker 7: all your spare time, you're going to have more time 106 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 7: to come on this show and give your new adventure. 107 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 8: That you're going to be on. 108 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,040 Speaker 7: Just imagine what they're going to be like. 109 00:05:53,320 --> 00:06:03,719 Speaker 8: Yeah, I wait to hear love your guts open. 110 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,080 Speaker 3: And still coming on the show, aren't you, dude? But 111 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 3: whatever whatever life. 112 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 10: Is, employer Yes, and Jude. 113 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:08,960 Speaker 1: One of the things, one of the things that's come 114 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,800 Speaker 1: up through all this is just the amount of people 115 00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: that have been to Judy's browsing and since you've been 116 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 1: on our show, I've got another one here, Ashley who 117 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 1: said happy retirement, Jude. You made my year. 118 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 15: I got to go and meet you a. 119 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:23,360 Speaker 1: Couple of weeks ago in Charlaville. Love your guts. You've 120 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 1: done so much for my mental health and my goals 121 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:30,919 Speaker 1: moving forward. Absolute legend x X. How nice, How nice. 122 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 7: We've got, Sarah. 123 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:43,960 Speaker 9: Oh, you're right, Jid. 124 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:51,200 Speaker 11: Sarah. 125 00:06:57,839 --> 00:06:59,600 Speaker 13: All the time in the world to knock that those 126 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:00,279 Speaker 13: study is now. 127 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:01,559 Speaker 12: Happy retirement, Jude. 128 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:06,760 Speaker 13: I want to thank you for setting a prime example 129 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,440 Speaker 13: not only how to work your guts out all your life, 130 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 13: but we hit an age they expect us to behave 131 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,840 Speaker 13: and act your age. You taught us that we could 132 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 13: be staffy and sexy all the way into retirement and 133 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 13: well beyond. So thank you for setting a good example. 134 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 7: Thanks d I believed the sex. Yeah, never look at me. 135 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:31,679 Speaker 1: Oh that was lovely, Sarahah, they were all so nice. 136 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 5: Jude. 137 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 1: Everyone loves you so much. Another truly amazing bit. Another 138 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,800 Speaker 1: chapter in the book that is Rude, Jude and Will 139 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:45,280 Speaker 1: and Woody, God, so many, so much. Good gear mate, 140 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:46,200 Speaker 1: It's been awesome. 141 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:51,120 Speaker 7: Thank you because it's been unbelievable. I never thought this 142 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 7: would ever happened. 143 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, good luck with the rest of the closing 144 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,120 Speaker 1: of the show. I know why we're playing the Gladiator music, 145 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:01,000 Speaker 1: My God every time, every time. I mean, it's perfect drama. 146 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 15: But she is not dying. 147 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,600 Speaker 1: We are going to see more of Rude Jude. Mate, 148 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,480 Speaker 1: surely a weekly segment on the show with the boys. 149 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,240 Speaker 7: Thank you very much, you've made mind day. 150 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 14: I love you all. 151 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:16,280 Speaker 1: I love you. 152 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,960 Speaker 3: We're very very lucky we've met you, dude. But looks 153 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,320 Speaker 3: like you just ignored Will's question. 154 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 9: There are you up for a weekly segment coming on 155 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 9: the show once a week. 156 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:34,520 Speaker 3: Yesterday we did a show from Western Queensland in Rude 157 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,199 Speaker 3: Jude's Bait and Tackle store with a naughty corner, and 158 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 3: we did the show there because she's actually shutting up shop. 159 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:41,520 Speaker 9: She's just an extraordinary woman. 160 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,040 Speaker 3: And we've got Shannon Noel down there to perform from 161 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:47,000 Speaker 3: the naughty corner to celebrate the end of the store. 162 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:52,360 Speaker 3: But just after he performed, well he got this reaction 163 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,440 Speaker 3: from Jude noltea why she reacted like this straight after? 164 00:08:55,920 --> 00:09:01,480 Speaker 9: So so the reason she's get here is because Shannon no. 165 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 3: Pretty much nude flashed Rue Jude, I gotta say to 166 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:14,640 Speaker 3: give more context to the flash, it really was a 167 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 3: perfect flash because of the timing. We were getting a 168 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:20,760 Speaker 3: photo with Jude and kV our digital producer. She wanted, 169 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,160 Speaker 3: you know, the classic organic laugh smile for the photo, 170 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,800 Speaker 3: and so we're going, oh, dude, say something funny, you know, 171 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,480 Speaker 3: so we can get like a real laugh. Shannonole heard 172 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:33,080 Speaker 3: this from deep in the store while he was getting changed, 173 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,920 Speaker 3: and that was the moment he came out just in 174 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,720 Speaker 3: Jocks and I mean, will you tell Australia? 175 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:40,720 Speaker 9: He looked extraordinary? 176 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,920 Speaker 1: Well, I'll mate you tell us Jay. I mean we 177 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,880 Speaker 1: did this on the podcast for it's got to be 178 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,640 Speaker 1: half an hour last guy. Oh we did was talking 179 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:51,400 Speaker 1: about Shannon Knowles Rick he looks great, believable. Yeah, yeah, 180 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,360 Speaker 1: here we go. Yeah, why did you say you tell Australia? 181 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,280 Speaker 1: Will when you because he wanted to tell us Jolia. 182 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,040 Speaker 9: I didn't want to sound creepy, but here we are. 183 00:09:58,600 --> 00:09:59,679 Speaker 9: But he looked extraordinary. 184 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,760 Speaker 3: But I do want to focus more on how epic 185 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,880 Speaker 3: the flash was and how good the timing was. And 186 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,080 Speaker 3: thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. 187 00:10:06,679 --> 00:10:09,680 Speaker 9: I just I just want to hear more of these. Yeah, 188 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,559 Speaker 9: epic flashes. 189 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:13,719 Speaker 1: I thought we were going to do how much do 190 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:17,160 Speaker 1: you love Nlesy's rig But yeah, we can. 191 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:20,880 Speaker 3: Also ask that question. That's totally fine, that'll be your 192 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:24,840 Speaker 3: warm up question. But then I want stories of epic flashes, 193 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:25,920 Speaker 3: So like, did you just. 194 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,240 Speaker 9: Nail the timing of it? 195 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:28,040 Speaker 13: Was it? 196 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,360 Speaker 9: Who did your flash? How good was the reaction to 197 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:31,960 Speaker 9: the flash? 198 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,560 Speaker 1: We were getting a family photo and we were kids, 199 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,679 Speaker 1: and obviously really hard for mom to get all four 200 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,040 Speaker 1: of us kids to laugh at the same time. Yeah, 201 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,319 Speaker 1: and she'd paid this photographer just a hell of a 202 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,160 Speaker 1: lot of money. What you can now do with the 203 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,520 Speaker 1: Instagram filter, but back in the day getting getting a 204 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:48,679 Speaker 1: black and white photo of your kids was like, you know, 205 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,960 Speaker 1: this big thing that your parents had money for. It's 206 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,720 Speaker 1: all four of us were just you know, you never 207 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,160 Speaker 1: get as I said, to smile at the same time. 208 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,040 Speaker 1: So Mum's like, you know what, bugger it. And then 209 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,120 Speaker 1: right towards the end of the photo shoot, she just 210 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:03,040 Speaker 1: flashed four of us kids and we've still got the photo. 211 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,160 Speaker 1: I mean, there is some joy in there, but a 212 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,280 Speaker 1: lot of it's shock. But she was like, you know what, 213 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:12,520 Speaker 1: I wanted that. I needed something close to a smile, 214 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:13,719 Speaker 1: and I got it, and I thought it was the 215 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:14,320 Speaker 1: perfect flash. 216 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,199 Speaker 3: Oh yes, we do want to hear just about some 217 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:21,160 Speaker 3: more epic flashes. For me, what makes an epic flash, 218 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:25,480 Speaker 3: it's about who you flash in front of, obviously, and 219 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,439 Speaker 3: then the timing of it. 220 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,920 Speaker 9: I remember, we'll we're at book club. 221 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:28,320 Speaker 16: Now. 222 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,280 Speaker 9: Usually wild stuff doesn't happen at book club, you know, 223 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:30,760 Speaker 9: we just like to. 224 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,720 Speaker 1: Sit down, very civilized club talk about. 225 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,719 Speaker 3: The themes of a book. Anyway, we always get a 226 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,880 Speaker 3: photo at each book club. And these these two women 227 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,840 Speaker 3: from the street were walking past, and they said, oh, 228 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,679 Speaker 3: do you want us to take a photo? And we're like, oh, absolutely, 229 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:46,240 Speaker 3: what phenomenal timing and the phone over and then one 230 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,040 Speaker 3: of the girls said to the other one she goes, oh, 231 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,400 Speaker 3: should we put the flash on? 232 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:51,240 Speaker 7: Yeah? 233 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,240 Speaker 9: When do whatever you like? 234 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:56,240 Speaker 3: Anyway, that was obviously code because we meant to take 235 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:56,800 Speaker 3: the photo. 236 00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:00,119 Speaker 9: The friend just bang out there on the street. 237 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,720 Speaker 1: Got to say, seven men over the age of thirty two, 238 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:12,440 Speaker 1: that photo the shock shock, the shar is shock. Oh god, 239 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,079 Speaker 1: that was actually one of the great moments. I don't 240 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:17,400 Speaker 1: know where those girls are, but you made men's lives 241 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,760 Speaker 1: that day, like truly, you can see it on their faces. 242 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:22,040 Speaker 9: You've obviously done it before though they had the whole code. Yeah, 243 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:25,199 Speaker 9: put the flash on. Let's go to fill here on 244 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:29,040 Speaker 9: thirteen one six five genius Phil. 245 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:31,520 Speaker 10: Good. 246 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:33,640 Speaker 9: We're talking about epic flashes. What do you got for us? 247 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,559 Speaker 16: That's the way, hey, legend. So look, I used to 248 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:40,000 Speaker 16: date this girl with let's say, a really large chesty 249 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,440 Speaker 16: and we're out having. 250 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:46,280 Speaker 1: A nice filming. What's that nice code? Sudden broke? 251 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,760 Speaker 16: Anyway, anyway, we're out, I had a few drinks and 252 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,240 Speaker 16: one of my friends had started this guy and this 253 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:56,480 Speaker 16: this fight was about to start, and he really matt. 254 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,080 Speaker 12: Missed off, misped off this huge guy, and. 255 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,360 Speaker 16: We're looking at and going, what's happening here? How is 256 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,040 Speaker 16: this going to work? And we're just off to the 257 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,080 Speaker 16: side and this guy goes to run at my mate 258 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,160 Speaker 16: and he just like looks like a mammoth charging. This 259 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:12,120 Speaker 16: guy is so huge, and then my missus just goes whoop, 260 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:16,040 Speaker 16: whips him out and he's looked at her distracted, gone 261 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,959 Speaker 16: whack and knocked himself out on a pole, fell to 262 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:24,479 Speaker 16: the crowd, and were well, now what how old time. 263 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,959 Speaker 5: Fell whole time. 264 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,240 Speaker 9: A very nice It's so simple. 265 00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:37,480 Speaker 1: Hilarious, hilarious. I'm knowing that these little chicks have caught 266 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:37,920 Speaker 1: up as well. 267 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,480 Speaker 15: O good Sarah, How are you good? 268 00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:40,880 Speaker 13: How are you? 269 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:41,440 Speaker 9: Yeah? 270 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:42,240 Speaker 5: Very well? 271 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,959 Speaker 1: Epic flashes talk to us six five. 272 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,559 Speaker 6: My partner at the time, we were teenagers having a 273 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:55,480 Speaker 6: house party and my mate, one of the mates, rocked 274 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:57,120 Speaker 6: up at the door, knocked on the front door, and 275 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,240 Speaker 6: I said to my partner at the time, I said, 276 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:04,320 Speaker 6: I dare you to answer the door butt naked. He did, strip, 277 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:07,599 Speaker 6: stripped down, did the good partner thing, and tower the 278 00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:10,120 Speaker 6: door butt naked. There's my mate standing there with his 279 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,000 Speaker 6: mum behind him. 280 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:18,959 Speaker 9: A good unrel What he's so seriou? 281 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:19,880 Speaker 5: What did she sound like? 282 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 1: Was there any interaction? What did he say? 283 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,760 Speaker 9: He just shut the door and run, of course he did. 284 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,720 Speaker 3: When I was getting your let's go to Steve O. Here, 285 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,480 Speaker 3: Steve O, we're talking epic flashes. What's your story? 286 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:32,800 Speaker 9: Mate? 287 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,320 Speaker 10: We I was hosting a party and we'd all had 288 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,400 Speaker 10: a bit of strength, and one of my mate's girlfriends 289 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,480 Speaker 10: was running late. So it seemed a good idea that 290 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,520 Speaker 10: would form a pyramid of brown eyes to greet. 291 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,000 Speaker 16: Her at the door. 292 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,760 Speaker 7: You're going to need to explain or. 293 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,560 Speaker 14: I had to explain what it was to the producer. 294 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,640 Speaker 1: Can I ask before we go on? Maybe, Steve, you 295 00:14:56,680 --> 00:15:01,520 Speaker 1: can clarify here when you hear pyramid stacked so. 296 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,040 Speaker 17: That on all fours, everyone's on all four, all fours, 297 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:14,760 Speaker 17: one yeah, one, right, and we're already loaded and one 298 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,640 Speaker 17: of the others has got to do that last second. 299 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,240 Speaker 10: Due are just exposing the last at the last bit 300 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:20,920 Speaker 10: and you. 301 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:22,920 Speaker 5: Hang on. 302 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,840 Speaker 9: Sorry, sorry, Steve, you all completely nude in the human period. 303 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,040 Speaker 12: No, no, no, no, we're just dropping trout, just dropping 304 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:31,600 Speaker 12: brown eyes. 305 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,080 Speaker 16: She's in the car, she said, she's. 306 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,080 Speaker 10: Just pulling into the car parks and we thought beauty. 307 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,600 Speaker 10: And then someone opens the door and it wasn't her 308 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,000 Speaker 10: at the door. She was there, but she was standing 309 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,120 Speaker 10: behind the two coppers that had come because there was 310 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,000 Speaker 10: a noise complaint. 311 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:04,560 Speaker 1: That's brilliant, Go suf h Van Coleenberg back in the 312 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,000 Speaker 1: studio for pick a card. 313 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,200 Speaker 5: Pick a card, pick a card, pick a card, pick 314 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,560 Speaker 5: a card, pick a card, pick a card, pick a card, pick. 315 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,680 Speaker 9: Don't leave your thoughts in our head, pick a card 316 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:14,880 Speaker 9: and take a leap. 317 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 1: Alrighty, so we get one of the beautiful boys from 318 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,720 Speaker 1: the Imperfects in here to pick a card. Now, traditionally 319 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,120 Speaker 1: this was Esther Perell's card deck. 320 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,360 Speaker 9: Yeah, but we got over est Where should we begin? 321 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,040 Speaker 3: But we've moved on because because the imperfect have a 322 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,520 Speaker 3: card game, it's the vulnerabilitea House cards. 323 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,680 Speaker 9: Hugh, were you inspired by Esther perell binding chans? 324 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,440 Speaker 15: I don't know. I don't think we were. And then 325 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,600 Speaker 15: we found out she did them, Like everyone's gonna think 326 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,040 Speaker 15: we stole her idea, but we have a Matt finish 327 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,360 Speaker 15: on ours. She went with a gloss fish, and I 328 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,680 Speaker 15: think Matt is class. 329 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,080 Speaker 9: Gets glary under Aly. 330 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,440 Speaker 1: I think Matt is beautiful, the class in Matt. He's 331 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,720 Speaker 1: no doubt about that. Anyway. 332 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,560 Speaker 15: There's actually one card in here that I didn't know 333 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,520 Speaker 15: Ryan had done this. But one of the cards said, sorry, 334 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,880 Speaker 15: this card is not meant to be in here. That's 335 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,960 Speaker 15: all it says on the card. I love that, and 336 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,119 Speaker 15: I was looking through it and I was like, I. 337 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,840 Speaker 1: Haven't had a more Ryan Shelton a bit in my 338 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 1: whole life. It's very good. Hey, So if you want 339 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:17,120 Speaker 1: to hear the boys doing the Vulnerability House to head 340 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,639 Speaker 1: along to the Imperfect podcast. This is an episode that 341 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,720 Speaker 1: you do what is it? Is it once a. 342 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:25,119 Speaker 15: Then yes, every five weeks. 343 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,040 Speaker 1: But yeah, it is a wonderful episode and you really 344 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:31,600 Speaker 1: dissect with one of the questions in the deck and 345 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,400 Speaker 1: that's what we like to do here in about five minutes. 346 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,919 Speaker 1: So it is a bit rushed here on William Woodye. 347 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,920 Speaker 1: Now you did pick a card last time you're in here, 348 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,720 Speaker 1: which is a cracker, which is the thing you are 349 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,359 Speaker 1: most scared of. And we've got lots to talk about. 350 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,520 Speaker 1: I know you've got another story to share. It turns 351 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:46,639 Speaker 1: out I'm a very scared man. I've got more than one. 352 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,320 Speaker 9: It was a horrific one where you were you always 353 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,800 Speaker 9: got robbed last week. 354 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,840 Speaker 15: Who knows what happened, but someone smashed on our front 355 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,840 Speaker 15: door when it was like pitch black because it was 356 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,840 Speaker 15: night and I was nearly asleep, and then there was 357 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,200 Speaker 15: no one there. But the why, I don't know. The 358 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,600 Speaker 15: door was like they're trying to smash it in, and 359 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 15: I thought, well, I don't know how to fight, but 360 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,199 Speaker 15: looks I'm about to fight for my life here. 361 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,760 Speaker 3: And you were in a crop top and but Simpson 362 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,040 Speaker 3: box of shorts. But that was supposed to be a 363 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:12,520 Speaker 3: quick little story. There's another story which you were more 364 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,280 Speaker 3: scared in this? 365 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 15: Yeah, definitely. I definitely was, also because I was a 366 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,560 Speaker 15: lot younger and I actually look back on it now 367 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,320 Speaker 15: and actually relivering it in my mind now, So I 368 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,159 Speaker 15: should have been, like I was a lot closer to 369 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,760 Speaker 15: death on that particular occasion. 370 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,280 Speaker 1: So we're going to hear that very much looking for 371 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,159 Speaker 1: hearing that, But would did you have one before we 372 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,119 Speaker 1: get to that? Within think the thing that you were 373 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,240 Speaker 1: most scared of in your life moment you're most scared of? 374 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,120 Speaker 9: What came to my mind? 375 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,760 Speaker 3: Actually, I know you're telling a kayak story up next, 376 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,760 Speaker 3: and I had sort of a kayak story. It's sort 377 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,119 Speaker 3: of water based. When I was doing the Rottenest Swim, 378 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,120 Speaker 3: which I swam from well, I was in a team 379 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,760 Speaker 3: of four and one of them was a former Olympian 380 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,479 Speaker 3: and one of them was Shannon x Stine, So they 381 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,480 Speaker 3: swam eighty percent of the leag but that doesn't matter. 382 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,440 Speaker 9: I was in the water and I Astralia on the 383 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:53,959 Speaker 9: team as well. 384 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,359 Speaker 1: In the team I like, so I put in a 385 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:55,800 Speaker 1: bit as well. 386 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,160 Speaker 9: You definitely put it more than me. I do very little. 387 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,840 Speaker 1: What he would have found about two hundred meters. 388 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,399 Speaker 9: Yeah, at one time, one time somehow. 389 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,200 Speaker 1: Like like like total, it's nineteen point seven k's. 390 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,680 Speaker 3: By the way, swim from Coddslow Beach to Rottenest Island, 391 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,080 Speaker 3: right And at some stage I started swimming the wrong 392 00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:12,080 Speaker 3: way and they noted on the boat, they were like, 393 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,720 Speaker 3: I don't know how he's done it, but he's swimming 394 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,160 Speaker 3: the wrong way. 395 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,920 Speaker 9: So actually reverse. 396 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,480 Speaker 1: Case, Shannon. Next time, who's you know, possibly Australia's best 397 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,280 Speaker 1: over more to swimmer And we were we were we 398 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,720 Speaker 1: were in the top three, like we could look like 399 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,359 Speaker 1: we're going to be in the top three. Only because 400 00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:25,080 Speaker 1: he had swum like ten k's of this thing. He 401 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,040 Speaker 1: was unbelievable. 402 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,199 Speaker 9: This guy extrawdinary and. 403 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,800 Speaker 1: Would he like we had to put Woody in the 404 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,480 Speaker 1: water at this stage because he hadn't swum enough to 405 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,080 Speaker 1: like quantify his bit to make it a team before, 406 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,080 Speaker 1: so like we'll check Pooty in. 407 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,359 Speaker 9: I think they felt bad for me. I was doing 408 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:38,560 Speaker 9: a lot of strategy. I fully waxed my body as well. 409 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,320 Speaker 1: He started he started swimming the other way like like 410 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,160 Speaker 1: parallel to the to the shore of Rottenests and I'm 411 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,760 Speaker 1: on the boat with Shannon, and Shannon looks at this 412 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:50,679 Speaker 1: and he goes, he goes, oh, he puts his swims 413 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,000 Speaker 1: over to Woody and just taps him out and he's 414 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,280 Speaker 1: like you're out, mane like yeah. 415 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,840 Speaker 3: Play of times Overlaishon was like, get back on the 416 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,360 Speaker 3: you're going the wrong way. 417 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:00,680 Speaker 15: Oh my gosh. 418 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,840 Speaker 3: Anyway, so one of the times I was in the water, 419 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,719 Speaker 3: I don't think it was this little part. I did 420 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,080 Speaker 3: get back in the water later, but Wa is very 421 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,200 Speaker 3: well known for sharks. And I was swimming along and 422 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,200 Speaker 3: on the bottom of the water just underneath me. This 423 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,960 Speaker 3: is not uncommon. I saw a shark like, oh yuck, 424 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,600 Speaker 3: right like underneath me and just swimming along, just like 425 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,360 Speaker 3: at ly swimming along. 426 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,800 Speaker 9: And I had the moment as I was swimming, I 427 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,080 Speaker 9: was like, there's there's nothing I. 428 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:20,560 Speaker 16: Can do here. 429 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,399 Speaker 3: The boat's about fifty meters sixty meters away, so if 430 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,000 Speaker 3: I go for the boat, the shark's definitely going to 431 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,359 Speaker 3: get me. And I had that momentare I was just 432 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,399 Speaker 3: accepting to the fact that I'm going to get killed here. 433 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,880 Speaker 3: I'm going to get eaten by this shower. 434 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,200 Speaker 15: Oh my god, So do I do? 435 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,920 Speaker 9: I go for the boat. Do I just sit with it? 436 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,399 Speaker 9: Do I try and stay Do I duck down and 437 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,399 Speaker 9: try and hit it or something? 438 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,040 Speaker 15: So I was just so, what's the how far away 439 00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:37,520 Speaker 15: from it was? 440 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,719 Speaker 3: That it was just right underneath me? And I can 441 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,000 Speaker 3: see the bottom of the ocean, so it's very clear 442 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,159 Speaker 3: water there. But I'm going to say it was ten 443 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,520 Speaker 3: meters away from him, ten twelve meters away from me anyway. 444 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,320 Speaker 3: I then look up, I sort of put my head 445 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,920 Speaker 3: up and go, okay, fifty minutes of the boat, I reckon, 446 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,560 Speaker 3: I'm going to have to go for the boat. So 447 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,160 Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure it out and figure out the time. 448 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,399 Speaker 3: And when I go, this shark's still really calm underneath me. 449 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,439 Speaker 3: And then the second time I put my head up, 450 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,760 Speaker 3: I was like, hang on a second, And there was 451 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,520 Speaker 3: a kayak in front of me that had a balloon 452 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,719 Speaker 3: attached to it, and the balloon was in the shape 453 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:08,879 Speaker 3: of a fish, and. 454 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,199 Speaker 9: The shark I was looking at was actually just a shadow. 455 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,080 Speaker 15: It was a balloon casting a shadow. 456 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,920 Speaker 9: And it looked like it was moving because the balloon 457 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:16,800 Speaker 9: it was moving. 458 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,800 Speaker 15: Oh my god, Pick a card, Pick a card, Pick 459 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:21,280 Speaker 15: a card. 460 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,000 Speaker 9: Leave your thoughts in a heap pick a card and. 461 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:25,800 Speaker 5: Take a leap. 462 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,040 Speaker 1: Can I can? 463 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,840 Speaker 15: I ask what you just drew? Then, very quickly after 464 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,560 Speaker 15: you did the intro. 465 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,040 Speaker 1: No, no, I just draw my I. 466 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:36,159 Speaker 7: Was drawing it. 467 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,720 Speaker 1: I was drawing a fish fish shaped balloon, and I 468 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,520 Speaker 1: was wondering how you might have confused that from a 469 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,480 Speaker 1: five meter great white. 470 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,720 Speaker 15: But he did. If you miss, you just drew your story. 471 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,520 Speaker 1: I play pictionary. 472 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:50,520 Speaker 15: What what do you talk? That's where he takes me. 473 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,679 Speaker 1: It's just like a five year old anyway, I've got 474 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,960 Speaker 1: the Vulnerability House cards in the studio. Huh. We picked 475 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,760 Speaker 1: card every fortnight with one of you guys from The Imperfect. 476 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,200 Speaker 1: Get the podcast for Revulous to your podcast. The card 477 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,040 Speaker 1: we've chosen is thing you're most scared of about to 478 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,040 Speaker 1: crack in that story, which I'm very very excited about. 479 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,680 Speaker 15: Hopefully this doesn't go for too long, but I will 480 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,240 Speaker 15: do my best. When I think the scary thing of 481 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,120 Speaker 15: it been through. This is the thing that scared me most. 482 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,960 Speaker 15: Year nine school camp, we went sea kayaking along the 483 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,000 Speaker 15: oh yeah, East Coast. It was like illustrated, not the 484 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:23,600 Speaker 15: whole thing. That's a massive camp three months kids, it 485 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,360 Speaker 15: was like it was like four days. 486 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:27,280 Speaker 1: Whoever makes it back gets new Year ten. 487 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:31,960 Speaker 15: I don't remember who he was. We had a special 488 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,560 Speaker 15: instructor taking a sea khyaking. He played rugby union for 489 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,960 Speaker 15: Australia this year and he said, oh, look, I've heard 490 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,359 Speaker 15: the record for year nine boys is this far. And 491 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,440 Speaker 15: he said, do you guys want to have a crack 492 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,480 Speaker 15: at it? We're all boys and I was like, yeah, 493 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,399 Speaker 15: let's try to buy the record all so we just 494 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,120 Speaker 15: went for it. It was exhausting, but we would kayake 495 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,600 Speaker 15: from like six or six every day up and anyway, 496 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,040 Speaker 15: the last day comes along and we've paddled so far. 497 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:53,480 Speaker 15: We got to the finish a daily so he said, 498 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,040 Speaker 15: why there's a little line we can stay out And 499 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,439 Speaker 15: the next morning's a forty five minute kayake across them 500 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,920 Speaker 15: to the to the main beach and there was a 501 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,000 Speaker 15: storm when we woke up in the morning. 502 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,040 Speaker 1: He's just so kind of says while that you're doing 503 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:06,440 Speaker 1: this at school, it happened now these days you know 504 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,159 Speaker 1: you're signing waivers and it's bloody hard to go and 505 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,320 Speaker 1: play a game of football, let alone see kayaking on 506 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,840 Speaker 1: the open ocean. We're going to go and stay on 507 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:14,800 Speaker 1: an island for the night. 508 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:19,080 Speaker 15: Yeah, so he goes, right, yeah, la minute last, like, 509 00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:20,040 Speaker 15: you guys stay in this island. 510 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:20,440 Speaker 1: Yeah. 511 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,160 Speaker 15: So we get up in the morning, he said, guys, 512 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,600 Speaker 15: he got us in like a huddle, and he looked 513 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,439 Speaker 15: genuinely scared, and he goes, there's a pretty big storm, 514 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,679 Speaker 15: but we need to get back to the mainland now. 515 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,200 Speaker 15: It's just getting worse and worse, so we've got to 516 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,200 Speaker 15: go now. And he's like, the waves were pretty big, 517 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,600 Speaker 15: but we're going to huddle up before we get to 518 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,000 Speaker 15: the waves and we'll talk about our strategy. So I 519 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,040 Speaker 15: don't know how we're going to get in properly with 520 00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:38,520 Speaker 15: the swell. 521 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,200 Speaker 9: So he's winging it as well, and he's been honest. 522 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,720 Speaker 15: Ship. It was meant to be forty five minutes. It 523 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,439 Speaker 15: took us four hours because we're going to train into 524 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,960 Speaker 15: a headwind. Some of the boys are crying, like he's 525 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,920 Speaker 15: towing one group in because they just weren't that fit, 526 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,119 Speaker 15: and he's telling them because they couldn't. If you stop paddling, 527 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,360 Speaker 15: you start going backwards straight away. I want to say 528 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,879 Speaker 15: four meters when we say three meter waves that were 529 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,040 Speaker 15: like they were monsters, like absolute monsters. And he's like, look, 530 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,399 Speaker 15: we've got an ambulance ready. This is going to be 531 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,320 Speaker 15: pretty full on because we don't really have an option. 532 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,760 Speaker 9: The teacher said that we have an ambulance ready. Yeah, 533 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,760 Speaker 9: it's just want to hear before you head in, isn't it. 534 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,240 Speaker 15: If you go under, just do whatever you can. You 535 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,560 Speaker 15: get your hand in the air, so as soon as 536 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,200 Speaker 15: the wave goes past, your paddle off the back of it, 537 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,600 Speaker 15: right and then when the next one comes you turn 538 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,440 Speaker 15: sight on and you lean into the wave and hopefully 539 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,000 Speaker 15: you go side on on a bit of a DIAGONO. 540 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,439 Speaker 15: He goes. I'll be surprised if anyone can pull that off. 541 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,320 Speaker 15: But that's what that's what we're trying to do. 542 00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:30,879 Speaker 1: Agree with difficulty, you've done it before. 543 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,840 Speaker 9: That's not going to work anyway. 544 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:33,600 Speaker 7: Yeah. 545 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, that is inside. 546 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,280 Speaker 15: That is inside, and there's just there's no teachers. There's 547 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,440 Speaker 15: just one rugby man like. So the first group going, 548 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,920 Speaker 15: the first two going, and I remember seeing them just 549 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,440 Speaker 15: take off. I had tears and I don't want to 550 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,440 Speaker 15: show up. I was crying, and then they just disappear 551 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,520 Speaker 15: behind this wave goes over the top of the disappear 552 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,399 Speaker 15: and then all of a sudden, you just see this 553 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:57,840 Speaker 15: kayak just go shooting straight up into the air. No, 554 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,520 Speaker 15: one a kayak you strapped in. You have to like 555 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,080 Speaker 15: when you go on, you have to pull this thing. 556 00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:04,760 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 557 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,200 Speaker 15: So the kid's just gone yeah. And then so we're like, 558 00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,240 Speaker 15: oh my god, where are they? And then and then 559 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,200 Speaker 15: like a minute later, I just saw one of the 560 00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:14,879 Speaker 15: like paddles honestly one hundred meters down the beach. I 561 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:18,720 Speaker 15: was like the next group going, where's the kid? The 562 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,119 Speaker 15: group wore just got they got absolutely no no, they 563 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,640 Speaker 15: got nailed by the wave and so it got washed 564 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,200 Speaker 15: up on the beach. So it's me and my mate 565 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,040 Speaker 15: paddling and I'm in front. I just could There was 566 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,720 Speaker 15: no daylight him. I was just this dark thing. It 567 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,560 Speaker 15: looked like ten meters above me. And we went to 568 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,800 Speaker 15: we went to jam our paddles into it to do this, 569 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,160 Speaker 15: but we went too early and we just toppled straight over. 570 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,440 Speaker 15: So we went over knowing that there was like a 571 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,560 Speaker 15: three meter away on top of us. But that was 572 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,840 Speaker 15: the moment of like I could die nothing, that feeling 573 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,760 Speaker 15: is there, and it was just this flurry of activity. 574 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,879 Speaker 15: And then I remember just being dragged out of the 575 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,720 Speaker 15: water by this guy like I was just I don't 576 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,200 Speaker 15: know who he was. Yeah, my shins were there was 577 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,080 Speaker 15: no skin left of my shines. I tried. So it's 578 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,280 Speaker 15: the most scared of it felt in my entire life. 579 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,440 Speaker 9: Drug man still doing kayak tools is a good business. 580 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:07,040 Speaker 15: I reckon he probably retired. Yeah, I'm nearly killed twenty 581 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,080 Speaker 15: four nine boys. 582 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,240 Speaker 5: Wow, what would have been. 583 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,480 Speaker 9: A shocking experience for him? Did he nail the move? 584 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,760 Speaker 9: By the way, when he went. 585 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,639 Speaker 15: In he almost surfed it in. Yeah, he got us 586 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,840 Speaker 15: all in and then he just nailed it at the end. 587 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:20,440 Speaker 15: That's my memory. 588 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:26,160 Speaker 1: I guess this is how it's done. What's we're giving 589 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,760 Speaker 1: a trip away to Fiji To be in the running. 590 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,639 Speaker 1: All you got to do head a lone willandwood dot 591 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,879 Speaker 1: com tell us your most memorable moment from a resort 592 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,600 Speaker 1: holiday and if we reenact that moment for you. We 593 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,640 Speaker 1: are going to be in Fiji next week, so we've 594 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:43,520 Speaker 1: got the whole week in Fiji to reenact your memorable 595 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,639 Speaker 1: moments from resorts. If we reenact your moment, you go 596 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,359 Speaker 1: in the running to win a family trip to Fiji. 597 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:55,440 Speaker 18: It's Will and Woodies Resort rere Please, that's what we're covering. 598 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,399 Speaker 18: Your flights we're covering your a car, We're giving you 599 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,320 Speaker 18: spending money. It's everything a lot. 600 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,159 Speaker 1: It's all thanks to Fiji Airways. These guys, if you 601 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,640 Speaker 1: haven't flown with them, it's brilliant, it's seamless, it's only 602 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,480 Speaker 1: a three or four hour trip, depending on you're leaving 603 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,960 Speaker 1: from the East coast of Australia, all thanks to Fiji Airways. 604 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,159 Speaker 1: Fiji it's where you want to be. Book now fajiways 605 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,280 Speaker 1: dot com. We are so excited about next week I 606 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,440 Speaker 1: can't even tell you. We'll be broadcasting live pool side 607 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:21,359 Speaker 1: huge and re enacting your memorable moments from resorts. So 608 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,960 Speaker 1: we're literally going to get a list of and I 609 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,960 Speaker 1: know there's already a heap of these that are in 610 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,320 Speaker 1: there and they are crackers. 611 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,040 Speaker 3: So get in there by the way, because we are 612 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,400 Speaker 3: going to decide this next week. So Williamity dot com 613 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,840 Speaker 3: to go and submit your memorable story. What sort of 614 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,240 Speaker 3: stories are we after? Well, for me, a very memorable 615 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,639 Speaker 3: moment from a family holiday was when my dad was 616 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,639 Speaker 3: trying to wake up me and my brother because we 617 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,480 Speaker 3: were going on this fishing, fishing trip or whatever, and 618 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,560 Speaker 3: he unfortunately went to the wrong room, kicked in the door, 619 00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:53,800 Speaker 3: just abusive language, swearing the house, dam where the. 620 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,159 Speaker 9: F are you boys? Wake the f up? Turns that 621 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,840 Speaker 9: he'd walked into a well a German couple's room. Wasn't 622 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:00,360 Speaker 9: me my brother? 623 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:04,840 Speaker 3: The German woman actually was in the shower, So that 624 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:10,200 Speaker 3: was pretty bloody memorable photominik. We were in the room 625 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,320 Speaker 3: next to it was extraordinary. 626 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,000 Speaker 1: It's get into these tenure thirty one and six five. 627 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,560 Speaker 1: You want to win a trip to fej what's your 628 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,480 Speaker 1: most memorable resort moment. 629 00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:20,520 Speaker 8: On fiftieth birthday? 630 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:23,000 Speaker 7: Oh? 631 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,560 Speaker 9: Sorry, Tan you your line is a bit dodgy. We'll 632 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:25,920 Speaker 9: come back to you. 633 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:30,840 Speaker 3: Let's go Alisha here, Alisia, you've got a memorable resort 634 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,160 Speaker 3: moment from when you were five. 635 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:33,360 Speaker 13: Yeah. 636 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,480 Speaker 14: So we were staying in Hamilton Island and it was 637 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,080 Speaker 14: summer and it was really hot. We were having a 638 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:43,080 Speaker 14: great time and I was saying to Mama, had a 639 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,520 Speaker 14: belly ache, and she was like, no, I meet your 640 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,400 Speaker 14: brother up at the slide. 641 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,480 Speaker 12: Like it was a really good. 642 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,040 Speaker 7: Pirate ship slide. 643 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,440 Speaker 8: And I went down and what happened? 644 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,120 Speaker 14: I pood myself down slide. 645 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,360 Speaker 8: It was floating everywhere and. 646 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,520 Speaker 14: It's literally been at the top of the like conversation 647 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,840 Speaker 14: at the sinner table, always embarrassing me all the time, 648 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,360 Speaker 14: And what did my mom do? She holds me out 649 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,160 Speaker 14: the front of me, like you know when you pick 650 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,360 Speaker 14: a kid up and you're holding them out in front 651 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:10,560 Speaker 14: of you. 652 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,080 Speaker 13: And she took me straight to the shower and she 653 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,840 Speaker 13: was like, why didn't you go to the toilet. 654 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,360 Speaker 1: I was like, I told you, yeah, hosed you down 655 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,040 Speaker 1: like an animal. 656 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,320 Speaker 9: Bloody good. 657 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,400 Speaker 3: I'm not sure if we can reenact that one next 658 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,040 Speaker 3: week when we're in Fiji. Hard one to reenact. But 659 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,120 Speaker 3: let's go to Dania. Now, Dania, you've got a memorable 660 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:28,760 Speaker 3: moment from a. 661 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,320 Speaker 9: Resort I do. 662 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,480 Speaker 8: It was my mum's sixtieth birthday and there was like 663 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:37,480 Speaker 8: one of those resorts shows with fire dancing and hola 664 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:41,560 Speaker 8: dancing and everything and free carbor and I'd never had 665 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:45,040 Speaker 8: it before and it didn't seem to have much effect. 666 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,960 Speaker 8: So I took five things from the bowl, like steps 667 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,440 Speaker 8: from it. The locals were laughing at this point, so 668 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,640 Speaker 8: I sort of figured maybe I'd had too much, And 669 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,960 Speaker 8: so when they asked for volunteers holo dancing, I'm an introvert, 670 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,360 Speaker 8: but I very enthusiastically put my hand up and they 671 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,160 Speaker 8: put the skirt on, and I'd seen them dance, and 672 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,360 Speaker 8: I'm so elegant and easy. So I just started moving 673 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,400 Speaker 8: my hips and forgetting like thinking I was at home dancing, 674 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,200 Speaker 8: got really into it. 675 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:14,720 Speaker 7: I got tangled. 676 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,360 Speaker 8: I'm not even sure how my arms. I think my 677 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,480 Speaker 8: bracelet got caught on the skirt, and so I looked 678 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:24,520 Speaker 8: a bit more like a human tumbleweed. And I just 679 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,800 Speaker 8: and my I was wearing like a cotton dress, but 680 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,800 Speaker 8: that had ridden up with my tasty legs or mingo unders. 681 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,600 Speaker 8: I'm just embracing it and going with it, like I'm 682 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,920 Speaker 8: not even thinking. If I don't notice it or attention, 683 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,880 Speaker 8: no one else is going to notice. But everyone was 684 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,600 Speaker 8: laughing and just yeah, like my face was thread was 685 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,320 Speaker 8: sort of like my body just left and my brain 686 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,480 Speaker 8: was like stopped doing this, but I just kept doing 687 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,000 Speaker 8: it and the family still bring it up. 688 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:52,720 Speaker 11: Regulation titled to. 689 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,720 Speaker 1: Thanks Janie, I've been when six five. We're gonna be 690 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,920 Speaker 1: in next week if you want a family trip to 691 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,800 Speaker 1: Faji Flights I com Works Willingwood dot com. Just your 692 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,520 Speaker 1: memorable resort moment, Ben, What have you got for us? 693 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:05,360 Speaker 13: Hey? 694 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:09,000 Speaker 12: Mate? So I was on a on a cruise ship 695 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,760 Speaker 12: with both sets to grandparents, mom and dad and my sister. 696 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,200 Speaker 12: Yeah yeah, and we had a bit of dinner. I 697 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,360 Speaker 12: had a few dreams, playing some cards, and everybody's going 698 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,640 Speaker 12: to bed. I was fresh eighteen, so having a couple 699 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,920 Speaker 12: of drinks with the old man, he has decided it's 700 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,720 Speaker 12: time for bed, and I've gone nasack that. So I've 701 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,360 Speaker 12: run into the elevator and run away from him, gone 702 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,040 Speaker 12: down to the bottom of the ship, where I've found 703 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,720 Speaker 12: they had a dance competition going on. 704 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,000 Speaker 9: Oh yeah, classic, so gone, yes, sweet, this will be great. 705 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,280 Speaker 12: I had cotton candy pink hair at the time because 706 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,800 Speaker 12: I'd just come out of school, so they told me 707 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,640 Speaker 12: and went, yep, put me straight into it. So I 708 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,239 Speaker 12: gave my phone and wallet to the random lady who 709 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,200 Speaker 12: was next to me. Dad's chased a stand in the 710 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,400 Speaker 12: elevator and sand me up in this dance competition. Come third. 711 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,120 Speaker 12: We got a one little hat from it. And then 712 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,440 Speaker 12: for the rest of the week on the cruise, every 713 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,080 Speaker 12: single granny and grampire up knew our family. Then you, oh, yep, 714 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,040 Speaker 12: your Ben's mom and dad, your Ben's sister loving it. 715 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,320 Speaker 9: Fuddy, well done, Benny. You must get you. You must 716 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,160 Speaker 9: be able to move, Benny, you must be able to move. 717 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,520 Speaker 1: I'm you're going to keep the competition open. I mean 718 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:22,480 Speaker 1: never all been good, been in particular my God, entry 719 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,600 Speaker 1: stay open for another week, if I can just summarize story. 720 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,800 Speaker 3: Immediately entered the dance competition, and then people knew who. 721 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,120 Speaker 5: He was on the gay. 722 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,680 Speaker 15: You further than that, Oh, God. 723 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,200 Speaker 1: Would put right now surprise for you as promised. 724 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:44,880 Speaker 9: Can't wait? 725 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,520 Speaker 1: Can't wait? Look nervous. You look nervous. You've been nervous, 726 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,400 Speaker 1: farting in the song. 727 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,680 Speaker 3: I have a little I've got some sore guts. I'm 728 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,160 Speaker 3: not sure if that's related to my nerves. Could be 729 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,200 Speaker 3: because generally when you're a surprise for me, it doesn't 730 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:57,640 Speaker 3: end up. 731 00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:01,120 Speaker 1: Good for me. That's true. Ah, this is good day. 732 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,720 Speaker 9: It's good surprise. No, I don't believe you. 733 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,080 Speaker 1: Hold it a little bit longer, just a little bit 734 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,640 Speaker 1: more doubt, just squeeze a bit more out of it. 735 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:13,680 Speaker 1: But no, it was your daughter, Remy's birthday yesterday, Yes, 736 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,080 Speaker 1: and so we thought it was a very special. 737 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:17,200 Speaker 10: Day for you. 738 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,920 Speaker 1: So we made some an audio package of Remy's life 739 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,080 Speaker 1: effectively on this show. 740 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,200 Speaker 9: Oh wow, Yeah, that's great, that's awesome. 741 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,760 Speaker 1: Which would love to play for you now it's a 742 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,640 Speaker 1: bit of a birthday. Yeah, oh great, it's nice. Have 743 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,040 Speaker 1: a listen. 744 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,520 Speaker 9: Can I get the entire team in here, you guys 745 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,720 Speaker 9: know Beyonce. 746 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:45,400 Speaker 1: For everyone listening. She's pregnant, Woods, your partner could give 747 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,840 Speaker 1: birth at any moment. You said, you want to feel 748 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,800 Speaker 1: what it feels like to be giving birth yourself. It's 749 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,400 Speaker 1: a full pregnancy simulation here on Miller Buddy contraction coming. 750 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,480 Speaker 9: Any pregnant woman knows that a bit of constipation and comes, 751 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,600 Speaker 9: but mins this theory that the best way to get 752 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:04,360 Speaker 9: a bout movement. 753 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:13,400 Speaker 1: She yells, what he is a dad, which is bloody huge. 754 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:18,040 Speaker 3: Remy, Jean Whitelaw's not crying, You're just crying. 755 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:19,280 Speaker 5: Why are you crying? 756 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,839 Speaker 9: Just overwhelmed with joy? 757 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,320 Speaker 1: Start crying. Believe it's happened again, I thought. 758 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 15: I. 759 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,959 Speaker 9: Think, like nothing else matters. It's so funny how quickly 760 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:30,439 Speaker 9: that's happened. 761 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:32,680 Speaker 1: That's okay, mate. 762 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,600 Speaker 9: We were just one on one and it was a 763 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,000 Speaker 9: pretty one sided conversation. But we were just talking about 764 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:38,960 Speaker 9: the adventures. 765 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,120 Speaker 2: That we're going to go on, and I was telling 766 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,319 Speaker 2: her that let mummy sleep in the morning, and I'll 767 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,359 Speaker 2: be thinking of the radio show. 768 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,319 Speaker 9: I didn't really like her to come, but like, it's 769 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,719 Speaker 9: not a free ride. She's going to have to bring 770 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,440 Speaker 9: a few ideas. 771 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,799 Speaker 3: But she's just got the zero to two demographic covert. 772 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:54,200 Speaker 16: Give. 773 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,200 Speaker 9: She like vomits after I've just breastfed. 774 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:57,600 Speaker 12: He licks the vomit. 775 00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,120 Speaker 8: But then the other day he did it and it 776 00:34:59,239 --> 00:34:59,919 Speaker 8: was just vomit. 777 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,120 Speaker 1: Oh, and then started to fame. 778 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:07,520 Speaker 9: Please they'll use that. I can't throw out her umbilical cord. 779 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,120 Speaker 9: I feel like I have to hang onto that to 780 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,080 Speaker 9: then give to her. 781 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,279 Speaker 1: You've just got it in a jar. Next year, spare 782 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,200 Speaker 1: bed Woody, it's going to Africa. 783 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,399 Speaker 3: I haven't been away from Remy for more than three 784 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,799 Speaker 3: days since she was born. You just start having thoughts that. 785 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,920 Speaker 9: Like, is she going to remember me when I get back? 786 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,080 Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that sucks. 787 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,120 Speaker 9: That's a that's a really awful thought to have. 788 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,719 Speaker 1: You will be able to reel out the footage of 789 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,840 Speaker 1: you on TV nude at like Remy's eighteenth and stuff 790 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:33,040 Speaker 1: like that. 791 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,959 Speaker 9: Probably be like Daddy was kind of a big deal 792 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,320 Speaker 9: twenty years ago. Here I am on a reality TV shot. 793 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,080 Speaker 1: Wood His daughter's first memory is probably going to be shocked. 794 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,040 Speaker 3: Well, the thing that it's referring to is me taking 795 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,640 Speaker 3: a pill in a bush in Africa. Like she was 796 00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:47,640 Speaker 3: making eye contact with me while I was doing it. 797 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,239 Speaker 3: She was strapped to me when it started. My beautiful girl, 798 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,320 Speaker 3: Remy had her first sleepover at my parents' place. 799 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,480 Speaker 9: She was boring her eyes out. 800 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,960 Speaker 3: It was revealed that my mum at five am ran 801 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,560 Speaker 3: a boot camp for Remy. 802 00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:04,680 Speaker 9: My mom got all of her toys and put them 803 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,360 Speaker 9: out of her reach and then was like, if you 804 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:16,080 Speaker 9: want your toys, you'll crawl to Happy birthday, little rim dog. Yeah, 805 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:17,520 Speaker 9: she's the best. 806 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:22,240 Speaker 1: He's currently well, I also got crook in the guts, 807 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,360 Speaker 1: the white lay a little birthday present. 808 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,680 Speaker 9: We're all in the trenches actually, so yeah. 809 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,880 Speaker 3: On her actual birthday, she woke up just in a 810 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,359 Speaker 3: pool of her own vomit, and I actually I've never 811 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,400 Speaker 3: been more proud because I had the footage of it up. 812 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,120 Speaker 3: We've got a camera over her cot and I got 813 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,560 Speaker 3: to witness my beautiful daughter and this is just proof 814 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,000 Speaker 3: that she's my daughter. She does the biggest view you 815 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,000 Speaker 3: have ever seen, just bang, big yak all over the bed. 816 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,120 Speaker 3: She sort of sits up, has a look at the 817 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,080 Speaker 3: spew and then just goes whatever, puts her head straight 818 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,880 Speaker 3: into the spew and falls back to sleep.