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Speaker 1: Welcome to them Christian no show podcast Yesterda even now

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Speaker 1: I got conned. I find it very hard sometimes to

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Speaker 1: say to my kids. My oldest daughter Ruby had already

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Speaker 1: asked my wife if she would take it to a supermarket, yes,

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Speaker 1: Leavening at eight, and my wife we didn't even did

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Speaker 1: I don't think Ruby even finished the centers or no,

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Speaker 1: and just actually turned away.

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Speaker 2: The house is closed after it. I feel like you

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Speaker 2: should be.

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Speaker 1: It's like, come on, we've done enough for you guys today.

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Speaker 1: There needs to be some time for the butler to

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Speaker 1: have it, like an hour's break to put his feet up.

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Speaker 1: And then they come find me and will you take

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Speaker 1: me to a supermarket? Mom said no, get one up

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Speaker 1: on the old of course. Of course. So we go

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Speaker 1: to the supermarket, right, and I go, hang on a minute,

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Speaker 1: this isn't for a shop, is it or anything? So no, no,

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Speaker 1: I just want to get a few snacks. I went fine,

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Speaker 1: and I wasn't paying enough attention.

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Speaker 2: You need snacks at eight o'clock or not? Teenagers do?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what they're like?

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Speaker 2: Vampires?

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Speaker 1: They're half asleep throughout most of the day, right at

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Speaker 1: school day jam in the evening they are starved. What

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Speaker 1: happens is they go, I'm not that hungry. Whenever you

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Speaker 1: make them right, they go, I'm not that hungry. Ten

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Speaker 1: minutes after they've eaten.

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Speaker 2: So they go, oh god, there's no snacks.

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Speaker 1: So I heard them doing before yesterday before she went

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Speaker 1: to someone snacks in this house. In this house, there's

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Speaker 1: snacks in this house.

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Speaker 2: Like this fakes this.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, we go to get snacks. And as I

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Speaker 1: pull up at the car park, I see her that

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Speaker 1: she's got five bags for life with that. My oh god,

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Speaker 1: I've been calmed. What's going in though? She went, oh,

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Speaker 1: there's a few excerpts I need as well that mum

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Speaker 1: said to ask you to get as well. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: this is some sort of sting operation.

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Speaker 2: I said.

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Speaker 1: It's eight o'clock at night.

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Speaker 2: I don't have it in me to do a big shop.

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Speaker 1: Not Now, have you ever been to a supermarket in

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Speaker 1: the evening, like at eight o'clock?

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Speaker 2: It's weird. It feels like this for hours, like something

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Speaker 2: from the Walking Derb.

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Speaker 1: It is, and it is. It's zombies walking around. There's

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Speaker 1: people who've like finished work or the Bindler gym. No

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Speaker 1: one's quite there with it. They're all over the shop.

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Speaker 2: And no one should be doing a full shop at

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Speaker 2: that time. It's get the essential items that you need

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Speaker 2: to get.

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Speaker 1: To get the big basket. I was literally almost very

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Speaker 1: close to you. When you see a five year old

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Speaker 1: throw him south to the ground and do like snow angels,

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Speaker 1: and I was really close the one that broke me

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Speaker 1: right while I was there, I took four calls to

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Speaker 1: my wife with fresh things to get, and the last

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Speaker 1: one I said, this will be the last court.

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Speaker 2: I'm not kidding any more.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if the house is on fire or

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Speaker 1: the old Melbourne Earthquakers back right, don't call me why

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Speaker 1: I'm here. I actually can't handle it. I'm very close

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Speaker 1: to divorcing you right now. Can't handles. I'm tired and

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Speaker 1: I need to get out this supermarket. The lights are

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Speaker 1: too right, she goes, I need to do pick up

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Speaker 1: five passion fruit. Oh, so I get off the phone,

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Speaker 1: Like what, I know what they look like? Chopped up

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Speaker 1: on the plate. They are lovely.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's it from the outside, I don't know what

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Speaker 2: it looks like.

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Speaker 1: So I see some kid who works there, right, he's

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Speaker 1: one of those barely looks like he fits the uniform.

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Speaker 1: Of the high visit. You know, it's like you maybe

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Speaker 1: grow into that when you're an actual adult. And I go,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, do you know where the passion fruits are?

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Speaker 1: And he goes, what, I go, passion fruits? He goes,

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Speaker 1: oh god, I wouldn't even know what one of those

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Speaker 1: looks like. He gets his phone out and goes on

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Speaker 1: to Google. I went, right, the answer isn't on there.

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Speaker 2: It's in this.

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Speaker 1: Super it's got thirty two hours. I know it's in

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Speaker 1: the fruit section in the product. If my only hope

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Speaker 1: is you go on Google. Then I saw a woman

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Speaker 1: and looked smart enough to know what it was, and

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Speaker 1: I found.

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Speaker 2: Where they were. You didn't talk to a non employee,

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Speaker 2: Yeah I did.

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Speaker 1: It's a big step for me.

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Speaker 2: You don't worry people at that time, I know.

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Speaker 1: And also the other thing is is like I reckon

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Speaker 1: if my wife and I split up? Right, I wanted

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Speaker 1: to meet the future missus o'c. Eight o'clock in the supermarkets.

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Speaker 1: When I find you're the function the lady, I asked,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, where are the passion fruits? I think she

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Speaker 1: looked at me like, oh, this is code. We easy

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Speaker 1: could have been ten minutes downstairs in that basement car

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Speaker 1: park doing it? Is your daughter still with you at

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Speaker 1: this point, she's in a deli aisle. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: there was a lot going on last night. Anyway.

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Speaker 2: Would you know what a passion fruit looks like?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I've got.

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Speaker 1: All right, I've got genuinely got your fruit line up here?

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Speaker 1: What are these three fruits?

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Speaker 2: Is a passion for?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Do you think it's number one, two or three?

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Speaker 1: One of those genuinely is a passion Okay?

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Speaker 2: Well you're going with fruits that all look so similar.

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Speaker 1: Because that's what I had yesterday in the in the

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Speaker 1: fruit line up there, one and three looks so similar.

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Speaker 1: I almost went for tomato. What's what's At first I

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Speaker 1: thought maybe I'm could just pass it off and go bloody.

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Speaker 1: Shop assistant told me this Australia.

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Speaker 2: What's a plumb and what's a passion fruit? I'm going

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Speaker 2: to go for plumbs, the smaller, aren't they number one?

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Speaker 2: Damn it?

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