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Speaker 1: Well, hello, Amanda, he's our podcast.

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Speaker 2: The tribal drum today is beating for petty revenge. The

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Speaker 2: kid edition a man's on a plane, he seats getting kicked.

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Speaker 2: He says to the child, who's about ten, please stop

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Speaker 2: doing that. A few minutes later it starts again, so

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Speaker 2: he goes, that's it, cranks his seat right back. The

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Speaker 2: for it. That kid was annoying. Sometimes petty revenge against

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Speaker 2: a child is very satisfying.

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Speaker 1: Also, what's Bruce Lherman up to now?

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Speaker 2: You'll be surprised at what his lawyer thinks he can do. Also,

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Speaker 2: doctor Chris Brown's going to be joining us. He took

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Speaker 2: the first national pet census. The results may surprise you.

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Speaker 1: That's all coming up.

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Speaker 2: The miracle of recording.

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Speaker 1: We have so many requests for them to do it again.

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Speaker 3: Mistress Amanda's MS call Amanda doesn't work alone.

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Speaker 4: Good friend is in a back room making the tools

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Speaker 4: of the trade.

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Speaker 1: I've heard the describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 5: I've been doing a legendary part Jersey Amanda the Actress,

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Speaker 5: Congratulations murder.

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Speaker 1: We're rather any right now and Amanda, you're doing a

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Speaker 1: great job.

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Speaker 2: It could anyone, biggest selfie, good radio.

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Speaker 3: Sorry but it's a twist set Amanda. Shoot Timy, we're

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Speaker 3: on the air some of the morning to you, missus Moods.

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Speaker 2: Let me just say this this time yesterday, actually all

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Speaker 2: through our show given up to nine o'clock, you said,

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Speaker 2: beautiful day. The beer I says it's going to rain,

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Speaker 2: three o'clock God said, hold my beer.

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Speaker 1: Bang and don't use your plenty. How did you get

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Speaker 1: did you get some at your house?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Massively? Everyone did. Sydney was smashed with the rain. Blackouts

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Speaker 2: hit the city, flash flooding. It doesn't take much for

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Speaker 1: The light rail was shut down.

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Speaker 3: Dare say a moth landing on the tracks could shut

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Speaker 3: down the light rail?

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Speaker 2: But still a unicorn tier the Waitcast Parkway that went

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Speaker 2: within a.

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Speaker 3: Second out of all the wiis or floodways in Sydney,

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Speaker 3: Wakecurast Parkway versus orderly weir from two different compass points

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Speaker 3: of our city.

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Speaker 2: Same thing tier in each bank.

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Speaker 3: Which one is the worst, though, I'd like to find

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Speaker 3: out is the Wayerst Parkway open. At the moment, I

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Speaker 3: think it would be the orderly we'd just is hopeless.

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Speaker 2: There were almost three thousand lightning strikes between two thirty

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Speaker 2: and three thirty four thousand homes across Northern Beaches loss power.

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Speaker 3: I went for a paddle. The water was dead calm,

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Speaker 3: and I was paddling. I was watching the light What

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Speaker 2: Don't you tell your kids to come in when there's

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Speaker 2: lightning and you're on the water.

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Speaker 1: I was paddling. I was just paddling along and I

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Speaker 3: I said, oh, that is so impressive, and they went, oh,

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Speaker 3: hang on a minute, I'm on a stand up paddle board. Franklin, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm a conduit in your armor. And then all

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Speaker 3: and then the wind came up, and I had this

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Speaker 3: like biblical moment. I was like Jesus years ago, this

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Speaker 1: Education coming through. Not saying that I'm Jesus, but he

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Speaker 3: Clarifying, and he got that's when he started walking on

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Speaker 2: And how did you go?

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Speaker 1: Well, I got home. I'm here. I'm just showing. I'm

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Speaker 1: getting the Christians in. We're getting everyone in on our show.

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Speaker 1: That's good. That's what we need. We need the Christians.

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Speaker 2: You get the Christians on this demographic. We really need

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Speaker 1: That's true, you know. And then tomorrow, like.

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Speaker 2: You comparing yourself to Jesus.

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Speaker 1: I never said.

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Speaker 3: I just said it reminded me of Jesus because he

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Speaker 2: And I'm saying, come on home.

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Speaker 1: I got some bread, some wine, good enough, and I

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Speaker 1: may go around. Ryan is here as well. He wearing

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Speaker 2: Where did it go?

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Speaker 1: The expensive coat off?

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Speaker 3: I told him in because he lives, because he's on

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Speaker 1: And yeah, how much did you pay for that coat?

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Speaker 2: I don't make him say it's like two.

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Speaker 3: Grand, two thousand dollars, Yeah, exactly, wonder it's a forever coat.

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Speaker 2: No, it really is. And I agree with that kind

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Speaker 2: of thinking. And the more you wear it. Do the

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Speaker 2: maths eventually be worth one dollar? Aware if you live

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Speaker 2: to be one hundred and fifty eight million years old,

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Speaker 2: like Brendan, Yeah, do a bit of boy math and

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Speaker 1: I don't know if boy math's buying a nice coat

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Speaker 2: Mate, Brendan, I think it is, is it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: If a man who gets all his clothes for free, yes,

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Speaker 2: it is fair enough to shout out to John Lennon

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Speaker 2: English Laundry, whose laundry provides John and shirts and they're

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Speaker 1: Do you like this one today?

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Speaker 2: I do not really.

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Speaker 1: You're wearing a broach, a ray gunbroch.

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Speaker 2: Which you got for free from you. It was a gift.

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Speaker 2: What's called a gift? So on Christmas Day do you

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Speaker 1: All that for free?

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Speaker 3: Losers that slotcast and you got that for free.

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Speaker 1: We have an excellent, big show for you today. Guess

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Speaker 1: he's joining.

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Speaker 2: Us, doctor Chris Brown.

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Speaker 1: He'll be in the studio.

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Speaker 2: Have a cup of tea with him and Buried the bat.

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Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. What's happening is the band getting back?

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Speaker 2: Just incidentally, Barry and I were having a cup of

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Speaker 2: we kicked at Miguel and said we have to get

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Speaker 1: Where was Miguel?

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. It was an incidental catch up, Yes, sir,

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Speaker 2: it wasn't intended.

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Speaker 3: Nice nice people will be talking about Did you get

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Speaker 2: I don't think so.

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Speaker 3: No, that could be a thing. What there could be

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Speaker 2: We're friends, it's like we catch up.

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Speaker 1: It would be nice, maybe a show.

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Speaker 2: And it was one of those great incidental surreptitious catch ups.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, did you eat anything?

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Speaker 2: I think Chris and I shared a salad okay, and

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Speaker 2: Barry had some corn fritters. Of course he did, because

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Speaker 2: we'd all eaten beforehand. It wasn't an intended catch up.

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Speaker 1: What bit of advice slash annoying advice did Barry give you?

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Speaker 2: Tell you? What he told me? A very funny story

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Speaker 2: about an incident he encountered in a toilet. Okay, so

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Speaker 2: I'll share that with you a bit later on.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you've gotten me through. Well, I'm looking forward to

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Speaker 2: Get the religious people in and we'll get the toilet

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Speaker 3: We've got it always straddling all demos, and we can't

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Speaker 2: Mestion one, what's the white, frothy looking part of a

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Speaker 3: We have for you the Magnificence seven. There are seven questions?

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Speaker 3: Can you go all the way and answer all seven

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Speaker 3: questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda will say.

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Speaker 2: See what our prizes are today, samsonight b light five

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Speaker 2: bag and you've got one hundred and fifty bucks to

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Speaker 2: spend it Breadfern Bakery. I like it in Red Furon.

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Speaker 1: I like it as much as I like you in Red.

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Speaker 1: You were in Red. Today it's got a little bit of.

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Speaker 2: The woman in Red.

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Speaker 1: The Woman in Red. Remember that movie Kelly le Brock.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Kelly le Brock. Wow, she could certainly put

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Speaker 1: some bombs on seats back in the day.

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Speaker 2: These days people are allowed to age Brendan.

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Speaker 3: The time has just not as been as kind as it. No, No,

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Speaker 3: it just happens sometimes. Don't do that face?

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Speaker 2: Have you seen recent photos of her? Is that what

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Speaker 1: There was one where Yeah, I just thought.

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Speaker 2: I thought, what a shame she's lived long enough to

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Speaker 2: aid see this sort of stuff, and I don't want

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Speaker 2: to be a harpy. It's very hard for women to

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Speaker 2: be allowed day to say, look at bridgerd bad people age,

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Speaker 3: Of course, of course, but sometimes like you'll see a

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Speaker 2: He's great, he says he's going to pack. None of

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Speaker 2: become obese.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you saw him in the Sino man,

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Speaker 3: Say, well, you know, I'm a pragmatist.

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Speaker 2: But no one says he's old.

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Speaker 3: To say, I never said she is old, older chosen

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Speaker 3: cuss Joe.

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Speaker 2: How are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm good?

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Speaker 1: How are we this morning?

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Speaker 2: Thank you? What's the white, frothy looking part of a wave?

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Speaker 1: Call?

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Speaker 6: I haven't had a coffee yet, but let's call it.

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Speaker 2: See that's exactly what it is.

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Speaker 3: Curly shoe, string and waffle are all types of what

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Speaker 3: it's nice.

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Speaker 2: Girl's names Joe, breakfast, curly shoestring, and waffle.

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Speaker 1: Fries. And that's time for waffle fries.

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Speaker 2: No, let's play lyrical assassin Joe, how does this go again?

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Speaker 1: We quote the lyrics to a song in spoken words.

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Speaker 2: Spoken word, Joe, you have.

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Speaker 1: To work out where those lyrics are from, Jo?

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Speaker 2: Are you ready? Who's going to do it? Brandon?

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Speaker 3: I'll do it, Joe. My loneliness is killing me, and

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Speaker 3: I must confess. I still believe, I still believe.

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Speaker 1: When I'm not with you, I lose my mind. Give

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Speaker 1: me a sign.

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Speaker 5: I know this.

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Speaker 6: And it's just not coming to me right now.

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Speaker 2: I apologize, guys, I apologize.

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Speaker 1: Show James is in Windsor.

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Speaker 2: Hello James. Let me have a read of this, and

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Speaker 2: I'll try not to do the phrasing because that would

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Speaker 2: give it away. My loneliness is killing me, and I

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Speaker 2: must confess. I still believe, still believe. When I'm not

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Speaker 2: with you, I lose my mind. Give me a sign.

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Speaker 1: Now you get it?

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Speaker 5: Say you one more time?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Britney spears well done.

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Speaker 3: The very first performance of the Sydney Opera House was

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Speaker 3: before the construction of the sales had even begun, which

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Speaker 3: artists climbed the scaffolding and sang sang to the construction workers.

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Speaker 2: It was Noel Robson. Is Paul Robeson? Is that famous

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Speaker 2: It was more one hundred and fifty different verses for Hallelujah.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm going to go I have no idea that

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Speaker 3: I'm going to go, Meg, Yes, James is going youre

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Speaker 2: You know, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: You're kind of easy?

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Speaker 2: It's not James's fault. James is a genius, which TV

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Speaker 2: saying we're playing hard to get now James.

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Speaker 1: Doctor christ Bian.

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Speaker 2: He's on our show today and James James Jones is

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Speaker 1: Do a big fact worse rap come up with stuff, James.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations is another thing we're trying to sell.

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Speaker 1: Well done, James, well done. You won the James package.

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Speaker 3: Sam SAMSONI b like five bag sam DESI is seriously tough, peace.

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Speaker 6: Always awsome to listen to and keep up the.

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Speaker 2: Band, James James Well done podcast. I love that song

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Speaker 2: No, I think what you've decided is you want to

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Speaker 3: Anyway, that the pool was half billed and all the

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Speaker 2: All the dogs were hanging around.

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Speaker 3: So James, thank you for being a Smarty Pants, Jonesy

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Speaker 3: I'm a big gobsmacked because I always imagine it was

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Speaker 3: I love this song, and I like the fact that

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Speaker 2: Well, I haven't seen anyone for a long time. I've

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Speaker 3: Deal with Johnny ice Pipe shoving a blood instrument in

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Speaker 2: That's very handy. So Barry then deals with life pulls

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Speaker 1: It's like I'm a guy for episode.

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Speaker 2: Phone, the nuns quick.

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Speaker 3: WSFM, their kids Jonesy and Amanda shower too easy today

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Speaker 3: Now, look at that the Harbor Bridge almost spectral as

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Speaker 2: on the TV. It was spectral today.

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00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,520
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, they're rating dildos on other radio stations. I'm doing

446
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Speaker 1: theater here.

447
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,240
Speaker 3: The butterfly effect of two millennials out on the town

448
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,200
Speaker 3: in Canberra one night has resonated from the corridors of

449
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Speaker 3: power to us like this Bruce Lherman and britt Britney

450
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:39,240
Speaker 3: Higgins thing has gone on for some time, for many

451
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Speaker 3: many time, for a long time, many many times. But

452
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 3: I was walking past the TV last night and I

453
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Speaker 3: usually I treat this like with a bit of like,

454
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Speaker 3: but this really peaked my interest.

455
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Speaker 4: Only fans now.

456
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Speaker 8: The only option for Bruce Lherman, his ailely employment prospects

457
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Speaker 8: revealed in.

458
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Speaker 1: Court and I looked at the teveryone.

459
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 2: So we're supposed to feel a bit sorry for him.

460
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 2: Now I can't get a job, so I.

461
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 1: Leaned into the TV.

462
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Speaker 8: It is slim pickings for former political staffer Bruce Lehreman.

463
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 8: That's according to his lawyer, who claims that her clients

464
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 8: few options for making any money include adult content services

465
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Speaker 8: like OnlyFans?

466
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,680
Speaker 4: What is that? What?

467
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Speaker 2: So she's saying he's been brought so low. He brought

468
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Speaker 2: a defamation case against a variety of people and lost,

469
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Speaker 2: as to pay court fees, etc. He's been brought so

470
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Speaker 2: low that he might have to do only fans. Yeah?

471
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:39,960
Speaker 2: Really would people pay to see Bruce Lehreman's only fans account?

472
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Speaker 1: Is that the only opportunity for kids these days is that?

473
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Speaker 1: What happens? What are you going to see?

474
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Speaker 2: Said? When you go to parents, what's it called? You

475
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 2: know your career is counseling? Do they say, well, let's

476
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 2: have a look here, we've crossed out astronaut Only fans,

477
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 2: that's your only list.

478
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Speaker 1: That's all you can do.

479
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,879
Speaker 2: People make a lot of money from only fans, but

480
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 2: not everyone does. Surely wouldn't make money on OnlyFans.

481
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 3: Surely, what would you say, leave your hat on, mate,

482
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,120
Speaker 3: leave everything on, don't go back and get your hat?

483
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would.

484
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 1: Be Jonesy's top tip for you. Well, at least it's

485
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,120
Speaker 1: a step up from what he was doing before jam

486
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Speaker 1: Jam nation. Right now, what's a free money instance?

487
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 2: Jones and Amanda's.

488
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Speaker 1: Leave your hat on? Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.

489
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 1: You can pass if you don't know an answer.

490
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,879
Speaker 3: We'll come back to that question of time permits you

491
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 3: get all the questions right, one thousand dollars.

492
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,399
Speaker 2: You can turn it into two thousand dollars by answering

493
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Speaker 2: a bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

494
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Speaker 1: Shannon is in Golden Hi.

495
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Speaker 2: Shannon, Hello, how are you very well? Thank you? Ten

496
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Speaker 2: questions I'm looking at them in front of me. Here,

497
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Speaker 2: sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say passed, okay, because

498
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Speaker 2: we usually have time to come back. Perfect, Thank you

499
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:56,879
Speaker 2: real Joe? You ready to go? I'm hoping so all right?

500
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Speaker 2: Well here it comes. Here's question number one, how many

501
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,879
Speaker 2: eggs are on a horse?

502
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 4: Four?

503
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 2: Question two traditionally what color are golf balls? White? Question three?

504
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 2: On which TV channel would you find the project ten.

505
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 2: Question four Mount Panorama is found in which regional Australian

506
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 2: city exactly? Question five true or false? The Beatles were

507
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 2: from Manchester, England, par question six. The Toronto maple Leafs

508
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 2: play which sport? Question seven? What direction does the sun

509
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 2: set in England?

510
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Speaker 9: Very path?

511
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 2: Question eight. Dungarees are also known as what.

512
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Speaker 1: Overall?

513
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,919
Speaker 2: Question nine? Which comedian voice dory in finding Nemo.

514
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 6: Gellen de General?

515
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 2: Question ten? What's James Bond's drink of choice?

516
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 4: My pen?

517
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 2: Back to question five? True or false? The Bitters from Manchester,

518
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Speaker 2: oh question six, Toronto maple Leaves play sport wife And

519
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Speaker 2: if I'd ask you what direction does the sun set

520
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 2: in England? What would you have said?

521
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Speaker 7: Now?

522
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 2: It's it's the same all over the world. Oh you,

523
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,639
Speaker 2: you're caught up, but not quite enough. I'm sorry, Shannon,

524
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Speaker 2: but one hundred bucks be getting on with perfect Thank you,

525
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Speaker 2: Thank you for shout.

526
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Speaker 1: Out to your brains trust as well, Shannon, who was

527
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Speaker 1: that mom?

528
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Speaker 2: Thank you Mom?

529
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Speaker 6: I was gonna say she was for me a bit so.

530
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Speaker 1: Okay, So the opposite of useful will leave you to

531
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Speaker 1: settle that out.

532
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 2: Podcast? What about this? There's and this has happened?

533
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 4: To all of us.

534
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 2: You're on a small plane, everyone's tired, everyone's over it,

535
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 2: and the kid in the seat behind you starts kicking

536
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 2: your seat. So this happened to a girl who was

537
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Speaker 2: on a flight. The kid behind her, who is maybe

538
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,360
Speaker 2: nine or ten, not a little toddle or anything, kick kick,

539
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 2: kick kick. So ELL's father said to the kid, please stop,

540
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 2: and he did for ten minutes, and then kick kick kick.

541
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 2: So the dad swap seats with the girl and pushed

542
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 2: the seat back as far as he could and scrunch

543
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 2: the legs of this kid. It's that kid's father complains

544
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 2: to the flight attendant, who had witnessed the boy's behavior

545
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 2: and said, no, this man is well within his rights

546
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,239
Speaker 2: to recline his seat. But it's funny, isn't it When

547
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 2: a kid does something wrong and it irritates you, and

548
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 2: you're the grown up and you should be better than that,

549
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 2: but you can't help you.

550
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: You should be, yeah, you have.

551
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:39,360
Speaker 2: You should be, but you still take your petty revenge.

552
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 3: And the kids these days, they seem to get away

553
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 3: with a lot more than back in my day when

554
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Speaker 3: I was young, When I was nine or ten, you

555
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 3: just get yelled at by random old blakes, What are

556
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 3: you like to do it?

557
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 1: And then they'd make you move bricks to something.

558
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 2: I have to do that on a plane.

559
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Speaker 1: That's what you would do in the seventies and eighties.

560
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: A generation X people will relate.

561
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Speaker 2: With this, But there's something for these Was it pleasurable

562
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 2: about extracting your pety revenge on a child.

563
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 3: I couldn't imagine you doing anything I've lived me. I

564
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 3: could imagine me doing. Have you case in point Sharks

565
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 3: Melbourne Storm Grand Final? Sharks haven't won a Grand Final

566
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 3: ever in their life because there was eight of us

567
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 3: at the stadium were you know, we had this regular

568
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 3: posse and we needed eight tickets. The only way we

569
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 3: could secure eight tickets we had to sit in an

570
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Speaker 3: enemy territory.

571
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 1: The Melbourne Storm part of that. And there wasn't.

572
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 2: Annoyed that they were barracking for their own team, you.

573
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 6: Know I was.

574
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 1: I was quite cool about it.

575
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,679
Speaker 3: You know, I might have gone a little bit crazy

576
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 3: with my superstitions. We all had to sit in a

577
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 3: various like in our various positions, and there was this

578
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 3: little kid in front of me. It was about nine

579
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 3: or ten, and so every time we were at Sharky

580
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 3: s hed go sack, you know, and I was I

581
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 3: was bigger than that.

582
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 2: I went there, good on your mate, and so I

583
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,160
Speaker 2: can imagine.

584
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 1: And this went on. And then when the arcs one,

585
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 1: I went and I had a beer in man and

586
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you that little kid, Well, what happened

587
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: standing up in your honor?

588
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 2: My beer?

589
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 3: Bottom of my beer chipped on the back of his

590
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 3: and the beer went down the back of his shirt.

591
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,400
Speaker 1: That's me. And because I said to him, I said, mate,

592
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. And the dad he said, that's

593
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 1: all right, mate, you deserve it. It's a great win.

594
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it.

595
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 3: So it was okay. So the kid, the dad wasn't

596
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,360
Speaker 3: involved the kid and I I bought the kid. I said,

597
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 3: that's all right, mate, you'll be all right.

598
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 2: See I've I've been in a Grand Final when Jack

599
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 2: was about eight and the Rooster's lost us and George

600
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 2: and as we were leaving, grown men like yourself would

601
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 2: lean into his face.

602
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: And that's me. This is totally different, is it. Well,

603
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: Jack's just wasn't wondering out in his little little rooster's.

604
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 2: Drawing no front teeth.

605
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: But on the southside, that is totally different.

606
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 3: That is totally different to this this kid throughout the game,

607
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 3: every time we take he and he turned around and

608
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 3: look he's been a whole I will accept. I imagine

609
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 3: Jackie's all a ton figure in that rooster's jersey coming

610
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 3: out tea straight.

611
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: I would never do that to a little A right

612
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: to different.

613
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 2: But did you get a frist song a huge pleasure

614
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 2: and lost that kid?

615
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: And sorry about that, mate.

616
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 2: All right, I accept that your honor. All right, Well,

617
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 2: the tribal drum is going to beat for this tribal

618
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 2: drum is beating for petty revenge. The kid edition pretty dog.

619
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 2: That's a recent reference for everyone to be getting on with.

620
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 2: It's like a show called Friends, but it's older and

621
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 2: it's a movie.

622
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: It's you know, I thought it was thirty rock.

623
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 2: Well, I've been reading a story about a kid on

624
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 2: a plane keeps kicking the back of the seat of

625
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 2: the people in front. The kid's only nine or ten,

626
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 2: so the dad reclines the seat right back to scrunch

627
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 2: the kid's legs. And that feeling of pleasure you get

628
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 2: when you punish a small child.

629
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the petty revenge. Petty revenge, that's what it's

630
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: about the dramas beating for this.

631
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,479
Speaker 2: How got you My Pretty and your little dog too?

632
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,239
Speaker 2: Digital Jenna Award winning Digital Jenna. I'm surprised to hear

633
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 2: that she took pleasure in petty revenge on a child.

634
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 2: What happened, Jenna?

635
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 10: Okay, So I was on the bus and there was

636
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 10: this child behind me. He was so so annoying, kept

637
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 10: kicking the seat, screaming and all that, and over the

638
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 10: course of like half an hour, the mom was like, Okay,

639
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 10: don't push the button yet, not yet, and the child

640
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 10: was like now now, and it's like no, no. So

641
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 10: when when it was close to their stop, the mom

642
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 10: was like, only two to go. So I was like, oh, okay,

643
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 10: let's see how this goes. So stop just before right

644
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 10: the people get off and it starts moving and I

645
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 10: pushed the.

646
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: Button before the child.

647
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 2: That's what he deserved it.

648
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 4: He was a little bracked.

649
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 2: And did he dissolve into tears?

650
00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, he started screaming.

651
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: I didn't even get off the bus. Wow, that's what

652
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: went Wow.

653
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, But that's life that you know.

654
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 1: Good bring bring back to the old side. Daddy.

655
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 2: Ella has joined h Dannyelle, What was your petty revenge.

656
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 6: This morning guys. Okay, so my daughter was about thirteen

657
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 6: fourteen at the time, so that starting at hormonal age,

658
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 6: she was a bit of a sperril. Anyways, she had

659
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 6: a really bad habit of clamming doors, in particular her

660
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 6: bedroom door. Anyway, this is because she could get her

661
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 6: own way. I walked in her one day and said, mate,

662
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 6: I said, dropped your attitude or I'm dropping the door.

663
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 6: And she looked at me and said, you look okay,

664
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 6: went no worries, let it go. Next, bang went the

665
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 6: door again. That seat I've had you stormed out the garage.

666
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 6: I grabbed the drill, walked into her bedroom and she

667
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Speaker 6: looked at me and said, what are you doing. I said,

668
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Speaker 6: I told you to drop the attitude, So now I'm

669
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Speaker 6: dropping your door. Okay, so talking teachers.

670
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Speaker 2: You took the door off.

671
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Speaker 1: Yes, that is so good.

672
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Speaker 2: Wow Wow, how exposing for a teenager to not have

673
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Speaker 2: a door is so good? Wow, Danny L.

674
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Speaker 3: My daughter and I were when she was young because

675
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 3: she just tup away cantatas and I just put it

676
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Speaker 3: all under a in her bed sheets.

677
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Speaker 1: Scary thing was she didn't notice all the bowls and stuff.

678
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 2: Oh no, Well, that's what we're looking for. Petty Revenge

679
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 2: the Kid edition, Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

680
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Speaker 1: She glad we're not the only ones up at the

681
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: sungardly hour.

682
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Speaker 3: Her father in the US on a plane has reclined

683
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 3: his seat so the kid behind there would stop kicking

684
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 3: his daughter's seat.

685
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they swapped seats and he reclined it way

686
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 2: back so her seat wouldn't be kicked. And the kid goes.

687
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 2: The flight attendant, who's seen the whole thing, said no,

688
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 2: he's entitled to do that.

689
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 3: I may or may not have accidentally tipped beer on

690
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 3: a young child's down the back of his shirt when

691
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 3: he kept heckling during a certain grand final back in

692
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Speaker 3: twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 2: Sure, and Jenna, who works with US Digital. Jenna was

694
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Speaker 2: on a bus where a child was irritating and the

695
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 2: mother kept saying, you can ring the bell the minute

696
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Speaker 2: we in any minute now, And Jenny goesep impresses it

697
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Speaker 2: as soon as she could.

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Speaker 1: I particularly like that one. The tribal drama's beating for

699
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Speaker 1: this Petty Revenge the Kid edition.

700
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Speaker 4: How did you my pretty and your little dog?

701
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: So I did a bag of the good old days.

702
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Speaker 2: Hello Chris, what happened. Y.

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Speaker 6: I love the show goings.

704
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Speaker 1: Thanks Chris, You're welcome.

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Speaker 11: So a couple of years ago, I took my son,

706
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Speaker 11: who was about two and a bit at a time,

707
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 11: to treatop a venture bar and they've got trampolines and stuff,

708
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 11: and they've got different areas that you can go to.

709
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 11: In one area had the giant exercise balls and as

710
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Speaker 11: this kid who was significantly older than him, and he

711
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 11: kept throwing balls.

712
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,239
Speaker 5: At kids and you know, just hurting kids, and I thought, oh,

713
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 5: this is probably not good. Anyway, my son happened to

714
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,959
Speaker 5: get a ball to him and then he falls over

715
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 5: and cries. I thought, right, well, let's just go that's

716
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 5: the safest thing to do. Anyway, my father in law

717
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 5: all the time, this kid deserves a tasty medicine. So

718
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 5: he picked up a exercise ball and sconded at this

719
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 5: kid's head and he went kartwheeling for about three meters,

720
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Speaker 5: leaned against the wall of the trampoline and started crying.

721
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 5: I thought, well, this is child a goose, but.

722
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Speaker 1: You are kid that you moved on father in law

723
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Speaker 1: old school dads and.

724
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Speaker 5: Pulled him in the head with him yeah, completely like

725
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 5: full throttle, and he said wow, And.

726
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Speaker 1: Chris, did you get a sense of satisfaction out of that?

727
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Speaker 9: I did?

728
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 5: I walked away smiling, yes, thank.

729
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Speaker 2: You, Chris. Laurence choice, Hello, Lauren. What was the crime

730
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Speaker 2: and what was the revenge?

731
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Speaker 9: Well, my teenage daughter had bought these tiny white short

732
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 9: denim shorts. There was threadbar like these string things. But

733
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Speaker 9: she paid all this money. I couldn't do anything about

734
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 9: it because she bought them and there were thread thread

735
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Speaker 9: thread bear and one day she got tanning cream on

736
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 9: them and she put them in the WORL machine and

737
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 9: I knew now I had. What it would take was

738
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 9: one good strong wash and they would dissolve. And that's

739
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 9: all it took. And for shorts, they just they dissolved.

740
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Speaker 9: There's nothing less of them.

741
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Speaker 6: They were just hanging on by the by the denim side.

742
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Speaker 4: That was it.

743
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 2: But you took great delight in knowing that they were

744
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 2: going to be ripped a cart in the washing machine.

745
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 9: And I didn't do it. She put them in the

746
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 9: washing machine. Wasn't my fault?

747
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Speaker 1: And did you buy some sensible replacement shorts and.

748
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 2: Some cotton towels to be getting on with? Thank you, Lauren.

749
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Speaker 1: That's what it's about. Thank you for all your course podcast.

750
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Speaker 1: Let's get on down to the drudgy the matter answer

751
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Speaker 1: the pub test. Did you know you can now match

752
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: with your dog. These new dark.

753
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 2: Croc pet clogs crocs for dogs.

754
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Speaker 1: Croc pet clogs, I can't say that.

755
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Speaker 2: It's crocs were little sockets that keep them on for

756
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 2: your pet are being released in October. Yeah, there, it

757
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 2: is fifty dollars. They'll be released alongside a pair of

758
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 2: clogs for humans for sixty five, so you can match

759
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 2: with your own dog, Which brings us to the question

760
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Speaker 2: of dressing up. And I want to ask Chris about

761
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 2: this that I thought that putting dogs shoes on your

762
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 2: dog was bad because you see dogs walking funny and

763
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 2: lifting their feet up because they sense so much of

764
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 2: the world through their feet. Yeah, I think dressing them

765
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Speaker 2: up for fun with shoes isn't great, but I could

766
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Speaker 2: be wrong. But I'm the sort of person who loves

767
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Speaker 2: my dog doesn't like a dress up. I love a

768
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 2: dress up on my dog. Most dogs don't like it.

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Speaker 2: You want to put reindeer antlers on their heads and

770
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Speaker 2: put little jackets on them, or you make them dress

771
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 2: up for Halloween look like Chucky coming at you with

772
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Speaker 2: a knife, all that stuff.

773
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Speaker 1: The part time dog that we have, your daughter's dog. No,

774
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 1: so my daughter's doll. It's my daughter's boyfriend's dog.

775
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Speaker 6: Right.

776
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Speaker 1: He got the dog to appease my.

777
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Speaker 3: Daughter because I never let her have a dog, because

778
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Speaker 3: I knew that she'd never look after it. And she

779
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 3: has enough trouble looking after a part time dog. But

780
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Speaker 3: that's all by the bye. But at Christmas they do

781
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Speaker 3: Lilah the dog.

782
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Speaker 2: You love it.

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Speaker 1: That is a cute. Look at you. This is a cute,

784
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Speaker 1: little cute picture of the dog dressed up as.

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Speaker 2: That's adorable in the sand outfit with a hat next

786
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,399
Speaker 2: to the Christmas tree. That is adorable. And I've seen

787
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 2: that dog Delilah also dressed up in a cute little

788
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 2: Paddington Bear raincoat.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's cute.

790
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Speaker 2: So see, that's all cute. We love it when our

791
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 2: dogs dress up. But is it good for them? I'm

792
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 2: looking at some of the information here. I mean dogs

793
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 2: like being the center of attention. They like the folks.

794
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 2: They love it when everyone's fawning over them. Most dogs,

795
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 2: I think like that. The cons are You can they

796
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 2: can overheat, restricted movement, they can get stressed. So you know,

797
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 2: maybe that doesn't suit all dogs or all pets.

798
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Speaker 3: Didn't your boys have trouble when you put like a

799
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Speaker 3: little bandanna around mini.

800
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Speaker 2: Oh if she goes and gets goes to the groomer

801
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 2: to get clipped, and they put a bandanna around her neck,

802
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 2: they hate it. No, take it off, Take it off.

803
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,280
Speaker 4: She looks like a punce.

804
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Speaker 2: So it doesn't stay on for long, so you know,

805
00:37:58,239 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 2: but they still think it's cute if she's dressed like.

806
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: How do you get a punsy dog? Smells like backside

807
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: to me?

808
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 2: Oh, that's nice, smells like cavia. So how do you

809
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 2: feel dressing your pets up? Does it pass the pub test? Maybe?

810
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 2: Years ago I thought it was really clever when I

811
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 2: first heard Lombard. Remember Lombard, what that meant? Lots of

812
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 2: money but a real dickhead? Remember that. You're wondering now

813
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 2: where people called you that? And Dink's double income, no kids,

814
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 2: all these sort of Well, I've come across a list

815
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 2: of nicknames for co workers. I'm going to quiz you, Brandon,

816
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 2: because I reckon you're good at this. I hadn't heard

817
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Speaker 2: any of these.

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Speaker 12: Go on.

819
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: Wheelbarrow needs to be carried and pushed around.

820
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 2: Only works when pushed.

821
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:46,280
Speaker 1: Ye deck chair folds under pressure.

822
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,280
Speaker 2: Folds under pressure.

823
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: Sensor light only works when someone comes in the room.

824
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 2: Works when someone walks by. This is boring. You know

825
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 2: them are sorry noodles. Maybe your wife calls you this,

826
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 2: thanks all job take two minutes.

827
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: Times you're about speaking to my wife.

828
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Speaker 2: By the way, what about MasterCard?

829
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 3: MasterCard takes credit for everyone else's work. Cordless only works

830
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Speaker 3: for two hours. Fetter h crumbles out of pressure.

831
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Speaker 2: You're taking all the fun out of this, because if

832
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Speaker 2: you've been called all these things. Lantern not very bright,

833
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 2: but it has to be carried. Koala no protected species

834
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Speaker 2: beautiful Lona Ona.

835
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Speaker 3: Could understand my own one. Rusty gun is a bit

836
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 3: like koala. What that means doesn't work and can't be fired.

837
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Speaker 2: Oh that's good, Loana, l o na lights on nobody home, Okay.

838
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's old yeah or so on.

839
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Speaker 3: The acronym ones dam works much about showbag, showbag full

840
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Speaker 3: of shit excellent?

841
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 2: He called all that stuff.

842
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: That's when you're walking down the car and they say

843
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: he comes showbag.

844
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 2: So be prepared if you're being called those things that work,

845
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 2: they're not cute little nicknames. They're having a gun.

846
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Speaker 1: Isn't that right?

847
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 2: Cordless Podcast?

848
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: When God I wanted to get on right now your

849
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: windows stick.

850
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 12: Your head on a yell.

851
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 1: The pub test today. Dressing your pets up. I'm not

852
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: talking about Miss September. She don't need no clothes. It

853
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 1: doesn't last the pub test.

854
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 2: I'm not going to value you out of that sentence.

855
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 2: This what made us talk about this was as hr

856
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 2: rushes into the is it crocs are releasing clogs for

857
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Speaker 2: your dog and you can get matching clogs and crocs yourself.

858
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 1: So likely do you look mentally deficient? Now your pet

859
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:48,319
Speaker 1: will as well.

860
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 2: Well, it's cute. And the little crocs that have socks

861
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 2: on them, so the dogs are all little bits that

862
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 2: hold them onto the dog. Dressing up your dog is fun.

863
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 2: People do it at Christmas, they do it at Halloween,

864
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 2: to all that kind of stuff. A lot of people

865
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 2: feel that it brings them close to the dog. The

866
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 2: dogs are center of attention. They love all of that.

867
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 2: Some dogs get stressed, don't like it, feel constricted in

868
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 2: the clothes. How do you feel dressing your pets up?

869
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 2: Does it past the pub test?

870
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Speaker 12: Not?

871
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 6: Absolutely ridiculous? What's the world coming to? If only the

872
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 6: pets could talk, so.

873
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 2: I would say, no, it's not good for them.

874
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 9: Yes, I think the topcat dress mine the wine shirt

875
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 9: and he had the datim dragon and we love it.

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00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 2: Christmas definitely not.

877
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: I think it's really cruel.

878
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,240
Speaker 6: Actually, I've seen a lot of dogs looking very stretched.

879
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 9: Why don't they give them money to the homeless.

880
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 6: I saw the movie Cats and Dogs the other day,

881
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 6: and you should have seen at the end of the

882
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:48,439
Speaker 6: movie how they dressed up pats. It was unbelievable. Maybe

883
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 6: for a short time, but if you saw the end

884
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 6: of that movie, it was like dressing humans up if

885
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 6: you just look at the hook on their focus when

886
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 6: they're walking around. So absolutely, what is going on? And

887
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 6: also when I knew that used the bar room and

888
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 6: that I saw Florence a someble a restricted evening. Never

889
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 6: region restricted.

890
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 1: They're the regions no one wants.

891
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 2: That can't get your nose in there. What's the point.

892
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 2: Now you may know this stuff, but I saw an

893
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 2: obituary from twenty thirteen, the mother of Matt Groening, who

894
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 2: is the Simpsons creator. Yep, and this is how the

895
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 2: obituary goes. Groaning common Margaret Ruth died peacefully in her

896
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 2: Sleep April twenty two, twenty thirteen, in Portland born Margaret Wigham.

897
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 2: Margaret's parents, Matt and Ingeberg Wigham, met on a boat

898
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 2: coming to America from Norway. She graduated from Lyndfield in

899
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety four. A married classmate Homer Groaning, whom she

900
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,320
Speaker 2: chose because he made her laugh the most. Margaret and

901
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 2: Homer supported the Oregon Symphony, the Portland Trailblazers, and many

902
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 2: local yarn shops besides Homer. Margaret was preceded in death

903
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 2: by her eldest daughter, Patti. She is survived by her

904
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 2: brother Arnold, her children Mark, Matt, Lisa, and Maggie. So

905
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 2: all those names, obviously and there have come from his

906
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 2: own family. As someone here has said, Flanders and Lovejoy

907
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 2: are major streets in Portland. It's an interesting point, someone

908
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 2: said shortly before meeting James L. Brooks, who was the

909
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 2: I guess the executive producer of The Simpsons. Matt Groening

910
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 2: scrapped the idea he had been planning to pitch and

911
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 2: come up with an outline for The Simpsons. A little

912
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 2: or no time to come up with character names, so

913
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 2: he simply used the ones from his family. So you've

914
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,479
Speaker 2: got Homer. Marge Bart is an acronym for Bratt Lisa,

915
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 2: you've got Maggie, you've got Chief Wigham, and you've got Patty,

916
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 2: one of Marge's sisters.

917
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: So good, so cool. So let's say The Simpsons has

918
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: always been a touchdown for me and my kids.

919
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 3: My eldest son, Morgan, you know, whenever there's an Instagram site,

920
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 3: it's called criminal Simpsons, and I just constantly at him

921
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 3: in that whateverever something comes up, like I could say anything,

922
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 3: I could say.

923
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: We could be saying, like Helen will say what do

924
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: we having for dinner? And I'll say steak, And then

925
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: this ensues steak.

926
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 2: Money's still tight for steak. Steak, sure steak.

927
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 1: Helen hates it. What Helen hates it because all the kids.

928
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 3: One time we're out there and someone mentioned dettl plan

929
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 3: and I said, and I said, Lisa needs braces, and

930
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 3: Helen goes, what are you talking about?

931
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 1: And I said, all the kids know this.

932
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 3: I put a text out, a group text deadl plan,

933
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 3: and I got within my kids don't respond to anything

934
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 3: within two minutes.

935
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 6: I had so long that a plan, that old plan,

936
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 6: Lisa needs braces, that old plan Lisa needs brace.

937
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: That goes for ten hours. AA is a women that

938
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: get the Simpsons as a women on the side.

939
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 2: I love the Simpsons, but those catchphrases and things. I

940
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 2: remember being at school the morning after Happy Days started

941
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 2: and someone said sit on it. I thought, oh God,

942
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 2: here it goes. You know that that's just the stuff.

943
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 2: And when I was growing up it was you know,

944
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 2: the boys I went to school with would quote Monty

945
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 2: Python as to who I loved. But when you hear

946
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 2: the quotes, it's the stuff that men do.

947
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: What about them?

948
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 2: Don't quote memes like that to each other?

949
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: Okay? What about nothing impossible I go wrong? I always

950
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: say that thought.

951
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 2: I don't know where that's from.

952
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: It's when they're going to Itchy and Scratchy World and

953
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,240
Speaker 1: the amusement Park of the future where nothing can possibly

954
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: go wrong, no possibly go wrong.

955
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 2: I wonder why you say that that's the first thing

956
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 2: that's ever gone wrong.

957
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: Look at you right with his little faces.

958
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,720
Speaker 2: My kids are into it, and I love the Simpsons,

959
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 2: but I just don't requote them.

960
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: This is okay, this is for you. Ryan. What if

961
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: I said stupid sexy Flanders, right, I did?

962
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 2: Hold shut in boots.

963
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 4: Flanders.

964
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 2: That suits a little revealing, isn't it. Well, it allows

965
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,879
Speaker 2: for maximum mobility. Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.

966
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: Quite must wash.

967
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,280
Speaker 2: Okay, don panic remember what the instructor said.

968
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: They ever get into trouble, all you need to do.

969
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 3: Is he looks like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing

970
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 3: at all, nothing at all, stupid sexy Flanders.

971
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 2: This explains why you've been looking at that computer screen

972
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:19,800
Speaker 2: and giggling.

973
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 13: Like a girl.

974
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 1: I'm wondering with Ryan podcast don't play.

975
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 4: That's so amazing.

976
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 2: Chris Brown is Australia's favorite vet TV host, a very

977
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,720
Speaker 2: close friend of ours, and he's always caring for animals

978
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 2: and quite sincerely Chris, I've walked with you through King's

979
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 2: Cross in the middle of the night and you will

980
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 2: have you will answer every single person's request about their pet.

981
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 2: You were a very sincerely an animal guy. So you

982
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 2: did a pet census recently, the truly important pet sensors

983
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 2: to find out about the role that pets actually playing

984
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 2: the lives of Australians and hello and welcome.

985
00:46:59,360 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 4: Thanks.

986
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think our pets probably aren't really included in

987
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 7: our lives as much as they as they could be

988
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 7: and probably get a bit of a rough go considering

989
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 7: we have over thirty million pets in Australia. But when

990
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 7: you say, when you travel to North America or Europe,

991
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 7: they're a lot more included. You'll see them in cafes,

992
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 7: on planes, you'll see them in hotels. It's easy to

993
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 7: get rentals with pets there. It's just a bit harder

994
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 7: than it should be here. So the census was all

995
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 7: about learning more about pets. Pets are never included in

996
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,839
Speaker 7: our human census really, and there's never been a single

997
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 7: question about pets. Yet you know, they're supposedly our best friends.

998
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 7: So it was about trying to learn more about them,

999
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 7: to I guess, to help them out a bit more,

1000
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:40,760
Speaker 7: and all the while that we get some pretty interesting

1001
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 7: findings out of the census about the role they the

1002
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:45,359
Speaker 7: quirky little role they play in our lives.

1003
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 2: Well, we just did in our pub test before they've

1004
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 2: released crocs matching crocs for you and your dog. And

1005
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 2: I think you've said before that dogs don't like things

1006
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 2: on their feet. But what role does dress ups play?

1007
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 2: Did you ask that question?

1008
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 7: Not specific, but we asked you know whether whether pets

1009
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 7: sleep in your bed. Fifty eight percent of people share

1010
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 7: a bed with their pet. Another eighteen percent of people

1011
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 7: the pet is in the bedroom, So that's pretty significant.

1012
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 7: But the thing about dressing up your pet, you've got

1013
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 7: to be really, really careful. They get really sensitive about

1014
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 7: haircuts and clothing if you laugh at them, And there's

1015
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 7: scientific studies that show that if you laugh at a

1016
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 7: pet's haircut, they'll go through a period of almost mourning

1017
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 7: or grief or extreme stress and anxiety because of the

1018
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 7: fact that they know you're laughing at them.

1019
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 2: Wow.

1020
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 7: I I've had dogs brought into the vet hospital where

1021
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 7: they're not eating and the only identifiable cause is the

1022
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 7: fact that you laughed. The owners laughed at that dog's haircut,

1023
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,919
Speaker 7: and they just went off their food. It's like having

1024
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,760
Speaker 7: your wife. You've just got to you know, the missile

1025
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,320
Speaker 7: comes into the house with a haircut.

1026
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 2: Don't say anything. Laugh and don't laugh when your wife

1027
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 2: comes in with on the cone of shame around a net.

1028
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,280
Speaker 7: To be fair, Jonesy, you did Booker into the grooming salon,

1029
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 7: which was unfair.

1030
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:04,720
Speaker 1: They do everything.

1031
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 2: So what are some of the more surprising things that

1032
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:08,800
Speaker 2: you've discovered.

1033
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think.

1034
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 7: Probably that when asked whether who do you go to

1035
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 7: for emotional sport. Do you go to your pet or

1036
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 7: do you go to your human partner. Seventy seven percent

1037
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 7: of people go to their pet when when they're having.

1038
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 4: A tough time. So that's that's pretty damning, to be honest.

1039
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 2: Not if I damning or refreshing.

1040
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:30,760
Speaker 4: You're refreshing.

1041
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 7: Do you look at it does show that the lack

1042
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 7: of judgment that we get from from our pets.

1043
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 4: They feel a certain role in our lives.

1044
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 7: They certainly make us feel a bit complete, you know,

1045
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 7: and and that that's that's enlightening. Seventy six percent of

1046
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 7: people support pets being on planes on domestic flights in

1047
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 7: the cabin with.

1048
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 2: It having to be the small ones you put under

1049
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,280
Speaker 2: the front though, don't.

1050
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:57,280
Speaker 4: They Yeah, they do of a certain certain size.

1051
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: There, what are you going to take on a jet

1052
00:49:58,719 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: staff flight.

1053
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 3: You'll have to take the the smallest chiuara in the world,

1054
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 3: like a miniature chihuahua.

1055
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 4: Pay a small fee for a chiu hour. Yeah, it's

1056
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 4: so that that's certainly one.

1057
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 7: Only about thirty percent of people feel like there are

1058
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 7: enough exercise areas, yeah, for pets, and they're local.

1059
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 2: All those areas are getting closed down, aren't they? That's

1060
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 2: how it feels dogs and dogs can't be off the

1061
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 2: lead anywhere.

1062
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 3: Also, snake people are they weird as they're actually in

1063
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 3: the studio right now waiting for you. Just always fine,

1064
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 3: And I'm not slagging snack people because I don't want to.

1065
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 3: But unless you're in Motley crue or you're a little

1066
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:31,760
Speaker 3: bit of a weirdo, you've got a snake.

1067
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 7: There are hard There are harder animal than average to

1068
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 7: emotionally bond with. I think, speaking of emotionally bonding, what

1069
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 7: do you reckon how many? What percentage of people do

1070
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 7: you think kiss their pets on the lips? Just kiss

1071
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 7: them but actually like lip to lip, tongue to tongue.

1072
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 2: No, I'd say seven percent thirty three? Is that bad

1073
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 2: for us?

1074
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 7: It's actually it's this is an interesting one. So people

1075
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 7: often worry about where that tongue has been. Yeah, quite

1076
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 7: often your.

1077
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:03,399
Speaker 2: Pets worry about where your tongue has.

1078
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:06,359
Speaker 7: Been been their private areas, usually in the minutes before

1079
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 7: they give us a lick. So typically they have their

1080
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 7: bugs and we have ours, so their bacteria can't infect

1081
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 7: us and vice versa. So it is very hard to

1082
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 7: get sick from what your pet licks you with.

1083
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 1: Sounds like you're one of these thirty three percent weird.

1084
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 2: He's buzz on the lips. So there's buzz sleep on

1085
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 2: the bed. No, the cricket does.

1086
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 4: If Buzz slept in the bed, I wouldn't be there,

1087
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 4: wouldn't be rude.

1088
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 1: What about when there's things are getting hot and heavy.

1089
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 2: In the room, do you put the dog outside the door?

1090
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 4: I think you've got to, yeah, because you can't have

1091
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 4: a watch in their form judgments. I think we've got

1092
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 4: very judging eyes. You have that side eye looks like

1093
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 4: what you are you doing?

1094
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 1: The dog might be looking at you. He's singing, I'm next.

1095
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 4: Someone getting hurt.

1096
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 3: This is a slice of the life. Doctor christ Is

1097
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:01,439
Speaker 3: always could talk to your head. You drool dot pet

1098
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 3: to see the census results. And do you have the

1099
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 3: range of vet made treats and wash?

1100
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 2: It got all of them? Can I sound? I know

1101
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,839
Speaker 2: you don't want to say this stuff about yourself. Those

1102
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 2: those treats are amazing. The washes, the anti allergy stuff

1103
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 2: for dogs.

1104
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 1: What's a wash?

1105
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 7: Is it like a face washer or a wash wash

1106
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 7: like a whole body wash. And then at this time

1107
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,760
Speaker 7: of year, every pet is licking their feet with that sound,

1108
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 7: which is the worst sounds sound. You can't you can't

1109
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,359
Speaker 7: block it out. So these these washes and creams help

1110
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 7: with that.

1111
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 2: Don't You also have like a like a wash that

1112
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 2: you can sort of spray on them so you don't

1113
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 2: have to douse the whole dog.

1114
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 4: No time to wash, spray. I actually have brought some

1115
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 4: in Jonesy for me.

1116
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 2: No time to wash.

1117
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: I'm not the one, Chris. It's always.

1118
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 2: Jonesy and Amanda.

1119
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 3: Someone would just like to extend our good like vibes,

1120
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 3: goodli like vibes. Going to tash Lee, she's going for

1121
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 3: her driver's test today. Firstly, Tash, how old are you now?

1122
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 2: I'm thirty eight?

1123
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 1: Thirty eight? How many times have you gone for your

1124
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 1: driver's test?

1125
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 2: This is going to be number three? And what happened

1126
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 2: the first two times?

1127
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 13: The first time I mounted the curb while trying to

1128
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 13: do a reverse park. The second time I was much better.

1129
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 13: But the thing that sent me over the edge was

1130
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,720
Speaker 13: I was at the traffic lights and it was green,

1131
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 13: and I went, but I didn't do a head check.

1132
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: You do the head check.

1133
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 2: I didn't know you had to do that. The light's green.

1134
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 2: Green is low. How do you do a head check

1135
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,399
Speaker 2: if everyone's going because it's green.

1136
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 3: Someone could be Johnny ice Pipe could have just stolen

1137
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 3: the car and going through the intersection, or you know,

1138
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 3: me on the motorcycle riding home after a hard day at.

1139
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: The fun Factory.

1140
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 2: Lane filtering Tash with lane filtering by the way is Lee.

1141
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 2: We did a competition, remember about probably about ten years ago,

1142
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 2: there was a TV show on here about bad drivers

1143
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 2: or whatever, and Jonesy and I and about ten listeners

1144
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 2: all went for our driver's license. No one passed.

1145
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 3: We all had our driver technicality, we all did and

1146
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 3: you didn't stop it at a pedestrian cross.

1147
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 2: It is not true.

1148
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: It's true.

1149
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 2: That is not true.

1150
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 13: It is true.

1151
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 2: It's not true. But the same sort of stuff that

1152
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 2: Tash is talking about. Don't you think, well, it's a

1153
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,879
Speaker 2: green light. Do I have to do a head check.

1154
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,839
Speaker 2: I've only got one head Yeah, good luck.

1155
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: We're passing on the good vibes.

1156
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 13: Thank you.

1157
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 2: I feel sick. I'm actually really nervous. I'm just what

1158
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 2: to day. What time o'clock.

1159
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: Might be? All right?

1160
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 2: I mean, good luck weather.

1161
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:50,959
Speaker 4: Can I get a pity pass because of the weather.

1162
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 2: You think so, wouldn't you you do a management trick?

1163
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: Just shove a fifty dollars note down your price.

1164
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 2: I see I used coins?

1165
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: That was my What have you got down there?

1166
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 2: Made a good noises around the corner, Tash.

1167
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,800
Speaker 3: Tomorrow we are going to be saying congratulations because you

1168
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 3: will have your license.

1169
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 1: I hope so it happened, so positive vibes like you

1170
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:18,720
Speaker 1: share Notion podcast WSPM. Hello there, it's Joonesy Demanda.

1171
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:20,360
Speaker 12: Right on.

1172
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1173
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 2: If you had to see nine on the screen, would

1174
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:23,799
Speaker 2: you be calling that out?

1175
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:25,760
Speaker 1: I don't like what you over for twenty minutes.

1176
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 2: You should see she should do an Chisel collab.

1177
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 3: The amount of feedback I've had from that night my

1178
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 3: co lab with Cold Chisel, and the amount of feedback

1179
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 3: we've had about our win at the accross. I usually

1180
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 3: don't like to bang on about ourselves or myself. I'm

1181
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 3: not that sort of person. No are No, I'm not.

1182
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:45,720
Speaker 1: Do you think I'm that sort of persose?

1183
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,400
Speaker 4: I do? Do you? What do I do that?

1184
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 2: Anyway? We don't often blow our own trumpet, but we

1185
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 2: got best show in Australia Saturday night, the Two Peter.

1186
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 2: As you say some people have said, repeat, but two

1187
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 2: pizza a much better way of pras.

1188
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:01,720
Speaker 1: T shirts made, and we were thrilled.

1189
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,800
Speaker 2: We were absolutely thrilled, and thank you to everyone for

1190
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 2: their kind words. Crazy Bull Miguel has said, we'll deserve

1191
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 2: to the greatest team on air period, well deserve all

1192
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 2: these lovely things. Todd has just said, where is he?

1193
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:18,399
Speaker 1: Well done? Handclapp, Yeah, that's lovely. Expected a bit more from.

1194
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 2: Him, a lot of people. Congratulations. We love you guys.

1195
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 2: It's so nice, and thank you for your support. We

1196
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 2: appreciate it is it.

1197
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: Is a great deal, and it is a big deal.

1198
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 3: It's a big deal. It's a big deal, and that's

1199
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 3: what I was thinking. Maybe we need some jingles because

1200
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 3: we've got jingles and better than that's you know, I

1201
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 3: know it's a two grand Tuesday.

1202
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:44,359
Speaker 1: Better than the team who's offering. We've got that. I've

1203
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 1: got some professional jingles.

1204
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 3: Fox he's been at work coming up with some jingles

1205
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 3: for our winning show, win, for our winning show.

1206
00:56:51,680 --> 00:57:00,879
Speaker 1: Here you want to hear them? Shoa wow, I like it. Yeah,

1207
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 1: we got this one as well.

1208
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 2: Winning. That's cute.

1209
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: Charles rump function on w U S that's cute.

1210
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 2: Ye you don't like that one.

1211
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: So I just feel that you gotta go deeper. You

1212
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 1: gotta be about the winning, about the damp of the show.

1213
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: This is a bit rocky out here. John C.

1214
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 4: Chohncy Johncy.

1215
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 5: They yeah, John won't see John C.

1216
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 1: He did walk the streets. True, he's the best. He's

1217
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: the best. I'll go on, Cho Diner, the warm leader.

1218
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 1: He didn't walk the streets. Jot see there's a moon

1219
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:04,919
Speaker 1: as well.

1220
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 2: I'm sorry what I forgot?

1221
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 4: There's a moon as well?

1222
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 2: Me a moonda.

1223
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 1: Come on, let's go.

1224
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 2: Right.

1225
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 1: I want that every fifteen minutes across the whole day.

1226
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 7: Said.

1227
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: Jam Jam Nation.

1228
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 2: Twenty thousand dollars. Imagine that twenty thousand dollars could be

1229
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 2: yours if your favorite goolie of the year. What have

1230
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 2: we got, Hi, Joined and Amanda?

1231
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 12: What gets my gulies? Are barcode sets. They're on everything

1232
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 12: and they're impossible to remove. I bought individual bowls at

1233
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 12: a well known hardware store. Every one of them had

1234
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 12: a barcode. Thought of you, clever border box off the

1235
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 12: bolts inside the box, every bolts. They're ridiculous. They should

1236
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 12: come with a year's supply of eucalyptus oil. That's what

1237
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 12: gets my goies.

1238
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 1: They are hard to get off your bolt.

1239
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 2: If you're doing a job and you cannot use your

1240
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 2: bolt while it's got a barkcoad on it.

1241
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 3: Sometimes you can, but if it's a tight you've got

1242
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 3: a tight fit there, you've got to pick it all off.

1243
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's ridiculous. It's like every individual piece

1244
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 2: of fruit is marked unbelievable, Isn't it? Is that necessary?

1245
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 2: What else have we got, Hi, James and Amanda.

1246
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 6: What gets my ghoulies is every.

1247
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 9: Single year, at this time of the year that commentators

1248
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 9: cannot pronounce Bafist.

1249
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 13: It's not bath Hurst, It's Bafist, always has been, always

1250
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 13: will be true.

1251
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 2: There I'll set on Penrith.

1252
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 1: What about Have you heard how the guys from top

1253
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 1: g you say it, Jeremy Clarkson.

1254
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 3: Attist, they say Bathhurst Paths because that's what they say

1255
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 3: of it.

1256
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 2: We probably mangle all of their places as well, Shropshire

1257
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 2: and Lincoln. Ma Sheer and Blaber, Marie Bousher full there.

1258
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 3: And with a good if you did, Dad, You can

1259
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 3: always contact us via the iHeartRadio app.

1260
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 2: At seven to nine, our favorite caller email or Facebook

1261
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 2: friend gets a Shandon Sydney Harbor long lunch for two

1262
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 2: that on board the Jackson Sydney's hot at Super Yocht.

1263
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: This spring we should go cruiser on the harbor. Maybe

1264
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 1: not today, No, today is the best day. Look at it,

1265
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 1: it's it's quite steel. But at the same time, Gray Steely.

1266
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 2: Well, this morning we're talking about the father on a plane.

1267
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,080
Speaker 2: The seat was being kicked by a little kid. He

1268
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 2: took great delight in reclining his seat to scrunch the

1269
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 2: kid's leg sitting behind him, and that kid's parents were

1270
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 2: complaining to the flight attendant and said, no, I saw

1271
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 2: what went on here.

1272
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 1: We stopped the little jerk.

1273
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 2: So the tribal drumas beating for petty revenge. The kid edition.

1274
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 4: Pretty and you're a little dog.

1275
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 2: His Christian pen who took his child along with his

1276
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 2: father in law to treat top adventure part for a

1277
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 2: wholesome day out.

1278
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 11: One area had the giant exercide falls and as his kid,

1279
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 11: who was significantly older than him, and he kept throwing

1280
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 11: balls at.

1281
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 5: Kids and you know, just hurting kids. Anyway, my son

1282
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 5: happened to get a ball to him and then he

1283
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 5: falls over and cries and thought, right, well, let's just go.

1284
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 5: That's the safest thing to do.

1285
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 12: Anyway.

1286
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 5: My father in law though, all the time, this kid

1287
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 5: deserves a tasty medicine. So he picked up a pictures

1288
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 5: eized ball and sconded at his kid's head and he

1289
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 5: went kartwheeling through about three meters, leaned against the wall

1290
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 5: of the trampoline and started crying. I thought, well, this

1291
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 5: is child of Goose, but you are kid.

1292
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 3: That's he moved on father in law old school dads

1293
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 3: and pulled him in the head with it.

1294
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:51,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, completely like full throttle, and he said, wow.

1295
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 1: That's what it's about, right Au.

1296
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:59,680
Speaker 2: Two, that's enough. Don't forget sometime between now and six

1297
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 2: pm you were going to hear I want to break

1298
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 2: Free by Queen. The first call through thirteen ws FM,

1299
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:09,200
Speaker 2: you get two thousand dollars. Sure is.

1300
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:13,919
Speaker 1: We'll be back from six to nine for jam Nation.

1301
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,320
Speaker 1: See then, good dat to you. Well, thank god, that's over.

1302
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 4: Good bite, good bite, wipe the two.

1303
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 2: You can catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio

1304
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 2: app or wherever you get your podcasts. Good catch up

1305
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:42,680
Speaker 2: on what you've missed on the Free iHeartRadio app,