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Speaker 2: Right from Santa's Grotto.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, surrounded by Christmas
Speaker 1: lights and tinsel Malcolm's Gold one o four point three.
Speaker 3: Good morning, It's a Christian O'Connor breakfast show God one.
Speaker 4: Four point three.
Speaker 3: This is coming up for four minutes past six Wednesday
Speaker 3: Morning Buzzy show today. Then we're into the last three
Speaker 3: shows of this year. Today's show we will give you
Speaker 3: the last Facebook marketplace of the year.
Speaker 2: The price is right.
Speaker 3: Also got another big prize to be one actually twelve
Speaker 3: days of Christmas and Chapel Street. What is san to
Speaker 3: listen to on his Ensleigh radio today? Staying in the
Speaker 3: Penhouse is staying in the Penthouse sweep. I just found
Speaker 3: out that Jack can only drive automatic sums up everything.
Speaker 4: You know what you don't need to I've never come
Speaker 4: across a situation where not being able to drive a
Speaker 4: manual car has in him.
Speaker 2: A right say.
Speaker 3: Then bad bad things are happening in the city, right
Speaker 3: and you need to flee in area And there's a
Speaker 3: car at the side of the road and it's a manual.
Speaker 4: What are you going to do?
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to carry on foot. Some bees are coming.
Speaker 4: Why can't you know how to use a clutch? Or
Speaker 4: is this drive a toy car? She might be able
Speaker 4: to drive manuals, So I'll say, I bet.
Speaker 2: She knows that a drive a minute, Pats, do you
Speaker 2: know the driving You've.
Speaker 5: Got a manual license? Yeah, of course my car was manual.
Speaker 3: I was going to be a tracks or something, that
Speaker 3: farm girl. The reason what we were talking about this
Speaker 3: is because we just found out. Patsy's only just found
Speaker 3: out what the little taber is at the bottom of
Speaker 3: the rear view mirror.
Speaker 2: Yes, the little anti cleare thing.
Speaker 3: And the only reason I know what it is, Pats
Speaker 3: is when I was having my first driving test.
Speaker 4: You when we got in there and it felt like
Speaker 4: you were in the cockpit of a plane.
Speaker 3: There was just too many instruments, like an instrument panel,
Speaker 3: didn't it that was? And he went, well, this is
Speaker 3: for the anti glare and stuff that. So they obviously
Speaker 3: never told you that. So but I learned to drive
Speaker 3: in a manual my dad just insisted. And also back
Speaker 3: when I learned to drive out lessons automatic cars, weren't
Speaker 3: really as popular as they are now.
Speaker 4: Will you have the patients when your girls are turning sixteen?
Speaker 3: The kids albody decided that it's me taking them out,
Speaker 3: But they will be learning in a manual.
Speaker 4: I reckon your patients, really, you know, like getting the
Speaker 4: automatic because.
Speaker 2: We now drive an automatic.
Speaker 4: Be it's just so much easier.
Speaker 6: But they won't buy a car that's a manual, like
Speaker 6: when they get their first little card or be automatic.
Speaker 5: What would you about?
Speaker 3: Don't you think you learn more about the actual mechanics
Speaker 3: of driving.
Speaker 5: Listen to you too, need to know that, especially driving
Speaker 5: in this.
Speaker 4: They won't even need to drive at all, like all
Speaker 4: these automatic cars.
Speaker 3: To be fair, most of our driving now there's so
Speaker 3: much traffic on the roads. You're just nudging forward. You're
Speaker 3: not really getting out of even you've got a manual.
Speaker 3: I don't even drive a manual anymore because it's so
Speaker 3: much more convenient just driving.
Speaker 2: You've got kids. You just want to be easy.
Speaker 4: It will all be automatic. But you know what, how
Speaker 4: a major.
Speaker 2: Won't be automatic drivers?
Speaker 4: Drivers, That's what I mean.
Speaker 2: And then dogs driving cars?
Speaker 4: Why do they put the dogs in there just in.
Speaker 2: Case there's a problem.
Speaker 4: I had yesterday ran my phone ran out of battery
Speaker 4: for Google Maps. It's the first time in years and
Speaker 4: years and years that I've been lost because I don't
Speaker 4: have I don't have the mailways, I don't have the
Speaker 4: original map because.
Speaker 2: Ago you wouldn't set off without an app. That's no
Speaker 2: tuke to wait.
Speaker 3: So it's behind the driver's seat and that little you know,
Speaker 3: that little thing behind you have to reach and go
Speaker 3: get my appless and page fifty nine it goes, it's
Speaker 3: gone over.
Speaker 2: I'm in another page.
Speaker 3: You have to pull over. I'm in another page. I'm
Speaker 3: on sixty one to sixty two.
Speaker 4: I had to drive around until I saw a guy
Speaker 4: in his front yard and I asked him how to
Speaker 4: get to EastLink.
Speaker 3: It's frightening how we just become reliant on technology, right,
Speaker 3: we just read the phone now, don't need to go anywhere,
Speaker 3: all right, So Pats, he's only just.
Speaker 2: Worked out at this point in life.
Speaker 3: Then well, what the little noveltists, the little tab at
Speaker 3: the bottom of a rear view mirror? What did you
Speaker 3: only discover late in life? Give us a call this morning.
Speaker 3: Did you discover late in life?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: So we're talking about late in life discoveries this morning
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 3: Perhaps you just found out what the little thing is
Speaker 3: at the bottom of the tap at the bottom of
Speaker 3: your rear view mirror, the anti glare thing. Just found
Speaker 3: out some modern cast. Now there's is automatic. It's not
Speaker 3: even there.
Speaker 4: I thought you would be one to use all the
Speaker 4: time because you're driving on those rural roads.
Speaker 2: Coming in from wherever.
Speaker 3: Behind some pigman you a truck, some big old mac
Speaker 3: in the rear view mirror.
Speaker 2: You know that's me.
Speaker 6: I knew, I know, I knew to tip it down
Speaker 6: for the anti glear, but I didn't know that it
Speaker 6: actually had a button where you didn't have to like
Speaker 6: man handle the mirror to physically push it down.
Speaker 5: You're just with the push of a button.
Speaker 7: You know what.
Speaker 4: It's what she does with this microphone, you know when
Speaker 4: she's sitting.
Speaker 3: Here, like time when you come in the studio to
Speaker 3: join us for a little chat out of that selling there.
Speaker 3: So why are you yank that microphone arounds? I could
Speaker 3: catch up bottle or something that stop bringing the end
Speaker 3: of it. We've eight hands just came in and just
Speaker 3: rip ripped it off the other day.
Speaker 5: Didn't she.
Speaker 4: Trying to like shove it back into the soccer, Like,
Speaker 4: give up on that one. Just move around to the
Speaker 4: next snap break that. Hey.
Speaker 3: By the way, you know Monday, our studio got these
Speaker 3: lovely Christmas decorations. It is like we're in the Santa
Speaker 3: s Grotto. Looks fantastic. Patsy, you know, collects done an
Speaker 3: amazing job.
Speaker 4: So pretty she's done. Yours up.
Speaker 2: It's lovely, isn't it.
Speaker 5: It's fairy lights everywhere.
Speaker 3: You're not the only person that uses that studio, Huggy.
Speaker 3: Huggy apparently doesn't like change and.
Speaker 2: Is going to lose about that too. Bride is known
Speaker 2: for years that he's going to drop to the floor.
Speaker 5: In a fatal position. He's not going to come.
Speaker 4: So what do you have to do? Do you have
Speaker 4: to pack away there?
Speaker 3: You're only going to be upset about that whole Tumblr
Speaker 3: decision as well. That was announced yesterda And now there
Speaker 3: is so much change into the world. So fucking all right,
Speaker 3: So this morning we're talking about in life discoveries. I'm
Speaker 3: a couple of years ago I took the kids to
Speaker 3: one of these petting zoos you've done this with order.
Speaker 4: You know where you go.
Speaker 2: In there you pay the money.
Speaker 3: With Children's farms, eat the goats and what it was
Speaker 3: Eddie on the handles there is he he owns Everything's
Speaker 3: a president of everything to do with Collinwood Farms, whatever
Speaker 3: it is. So I took the kids and we were
Speaker 3: looking at some I think there were lambs, and I
Speaker 3: said to them, I don't know whether that's a lamb
Speaker 3: or a sheep actually, And they looked at me like
Speaker 3: you joke, and I went no, So I can never
Speaker 3: tell the difference between a lamb and a sheep?
Speaker 2: What were the same thing? Dad? This is when there
Speaker 2: was seven and nine.
Speaker 4: If your kids have to tell you, there's only seven nine.
Speaker 4: I looked at them, went is that right? I can
Speaker 4: see there was a there's.
Speaker 3: A couple next to me and they were like, you
Speaker 3: know when you move a little bit closer to like,
Speaker 3: we need to get that closer, all of.
Speaker 4: Us on their conversation self, just like there's something juicy.
Speaker 2: Here, and I go, lambs a sheep?
Speaker 4: A sheep? Is is that right?
Speaker 3: It's the same some one told me I'm a submitted,
Speaker 3: I'm sick or someone they did that school I didn't
Speaker 3: know lamb and sheep same thing.
Speaker 4: I look at us like we're going to go, oh
Speaker 4: my god.
Speaker 2: Did you know this?
Speaker 4: Yes, we knew.
Speaker 2: Perhaps you knew.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a baby sheep.
Speaker 2: I only knew a couple of years ago.
Speaker 5: Well, there you got huge.
Speaker 3: Discovery, huge moment in my life. The kids were just
Speaker 3: laughing at men. He's in charge of us. All right,
Speaker 3: So what's your late in life discovery?
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Speaker 3: You're all right, here's something on the show and you
Speaker 3: still want to chip into A couple days later, we
Speaker 3: call it late to the party. No topic on the
Speaker 3: show has ever fully arrested. Can email me Christian at
Speaker 3: Gold one four three dot com dot au Luis has
Speaker 3: done that. Good Morning Christian was just a Monday show.
Speaker 3: Jack asked if you open your Christmas presents on the
Speaker 3: twenty fourth or the twenty fifth, and you said the
Speaker 3: twenty fifth, like the rest of the world, So that
Speaker 3: you know there are some countries that do not do this. Portugal,
Speaker 3: on the Czech Republic they open all their Christmas presents
Speaker 3: on Christmas Eve on the twenty fourth. Spain get this.
Speaker 3: I didn't know this Spain and Europe. Spain opened their
Speaker 3: Christmas presents on the sixth of January.
Speaker 4: How's the patience or are they doing that thing which
Speaker 4: my dad would love to do, where you wait for
Speaker 4: the Christmas sales to come and then we do Christmas
Speaker 4: can take advant of all the discounts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do have the sixth of January because that's
Speaker 3: apparently traditionally the history of the Nativity story when the
Speaker 3: three Wise Kings finally arrived in Spain and gave the
Speaker 3: presents to the baby Jesus.
Speaker 2: I do not know.
Speaker 4: I just feel like they're missing out.
Speaker 3: Do they know the rest of the world or they
Speaker 3: lied to in Spain and the Spanish kids said no,
Speaker 3: everyone does six or j But we're seeing on our
Speaker 3: Instagram feeds people opening presents that's from last year's the
Speaker 3: sixth of January.
Speaker 2: Trust me.
Speaker 3: Okay, this morning you can kill us up on nine
Speaker 3: four one four one o four three. What did you
Speaker 3: find out late in life? U? We got Gary on
Speaker 3: the line.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Yeah, good morning, isn't there you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Pretty good? Gary?
Speaker 2: Hope you well this morning, Gary? What did you find
Speaker 2: out late in life?
Speaker 7: A few years ago when you buy your sew him
Speaker 7: in your instant noodle's cup. When you open the cardboard
Speaker 7: and feel it is the two plastic bags of the flavors.
Speaker 7: And on those bags, each side of the edge is
Speaker 7: a sparted edge. And I didn't know one day. I
Speaker 7: just a sort of all open it this way and
Speaker 7: use the serrated edge, and it's an easy turner bag.
Speaker 7: Rather than touring a fight that a little toy bag
Speaker 7: to open at what some people do? You just use
Speaker 7: a serrated edge and a tear straight across.
Speaker 4: Real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm terrible like you.
Speaker 3: I can never have the patience to find those serrated edges,
Speaker 3: that little perforated one.
Speaker 2: I just what do you didn't find? Just use your
Speaker 2: teeth and rip it off?
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, you just used to part of the bag,
Speaker 7: but that's coming. Just hold the bag horizon, they're left
Speaker 7: and right and you just tear it and a sprake line.
Speaker 3: Real eady Garha's all love about this. I can just
Speaker 3: pick up the joy in this discovery. There's been a
Speaker 3: game change of you and the way you enjoy instant noodles.
Speaker 4: And then the problem with the bite open is it
Speaker 4: can explode the powder everywhere, So you go to bye
Speaker 4: a bank. All the flavors go all over your top.
Speaker 3: So do you find that you're now enjoying your instant
Speaker 3: noodles in entirely different ways?
Speaker 2: Improve your relationships with them?
Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah, well it's about to cut me two minute class.
Speaker 2: There's all right, Gary, thank you very much. You'll take
Speaker 2: care mate.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: Yesterday we start a new game we're playing this week
Speaker 3: with you, testing your knowledge of Christmas movies.
Speaker 2: We call it this Flixley done?
Speaker 4: Is this sect have been in the Christmas film?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 9: You are Christmas?
Speaker 3: You are whenever I hear this. Oh, he has mended
Speaker 3: the awful cut he made yesterday. Mark, our audio producer,
Speaker 3: he chopped it up yesterday in a butcher's block.
Speaker 4: I'm going to find the old one and stick it
Speaker 4: back in. I mean, that's not much better, It's not
Speaker 4: is it shocker? All right?
Speaker 2: Then this is how it works, Jack breaking down for them.
Speaker 4: Well, actually I have changed the rules of the game
Speaker 4: this morning. Yesterday it was do you know what this is?
Speaker 2: Brave new cheritory.
Speaker 3: I'd hoped you'd this week finally gets you where you
Speaker 3: can evolve and learn from mistakes.
Speaker 2: This is brilliant, how exciting.
Speaker 4: I definitely wouldn't call yesterday's game and mistake.
Speaker 2: Of course you wouldn't.
Speaker 4: It was just a fifty fifty answer is too easy?
Speaker 3: Yes, I decided so well, not for I don't remember
Speaker 3: our friend last week, a couple of weeks ago on
Speaker 3: the Brian Adams Share Yeah Radio.
Speaker 4: Yeah, five fifty fifties in a row, she lost.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm going to talk about this forever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because if you go around for months on the
Speaker 2: radio show, go.
Speaker 3: Oh big Brand Adams and you can't wait his coming,
Speaker 3: give me the give me the tickets. We designed a really,
Speaker 3: really easy quiz. You stuff it up on day one two.
Speaker 5: What's the new rules of your new game?
Speaker 3: Jack?
Speaker 4: Thank you for asking Pats yesterday. It was just I
Speaker 4: would name an actor Tom Cruise. You'd have to tell
Speaker 4: me yes or no. Easy in a Christmas film. Yes,
Speaker 4: it's not so easy. Today I will name an actor
Speaker 4: who is in a Christmas film. You have to name
Speaker 4: the film. Wow, all right, same rules of buzzers, So
Speaker 4: you can pick a Christmas mistletoe and perk slay they
Speaker 4: will be your buzzers. The actor is Tom Hanks.
Speaker 3: Missiletoe, Christian Sea, Cincinnato, Pats. It's got Christmas Tree one
Speaker 3: of the scenes.
Speaker 4: That's it. It does feel around Christmas time.
Speaker 3: That's not.
Speaker 5: Is it Philadelphia?
Speaker 4: The answer is Polar Express.
Speaker 2: Did you see Philadel? Do you know what that movie
Speaker 2: is about?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 5: But isn't there a scene at the party it's Christmas time?
Speaker 5: Or is it New Years? She's kidding me, No, it's
Speaker 5: New Year's.
Speaker 4: That's right, Philadelphia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that well known Christmas movie Field, good Christmas movie.
Speaker 3: I gathered all the family around in it to put
Speaker 3: Philadelphia on.
Speaker 4: You're both wrong. The answers Polar Express.
Speaker 3: You say Liam Nees and she's gonna bust you and
Speaker 3: go Shinder's List Fast?
Speaker 2: Is it a Christmas list?
Speaker 5: He's got Philadelphia dress up?
Speaker 6: And I thought it was Chris It's New Years.
Speaker 3: There is Hi calling down to play Frosty nine four
Speaker 3: one four, one oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: We're playing our new game. We're playing testing your Christmas
Speaker 3: movie knowledge.
Speaker 10: Flix novi don is this sect of being in Christmas fields?
Speaker 11: You a movie?
Speaker 5: Christmas how?
Speaker 12: You are moving.
Speaker 3: Christa mine the game. All right, then, so there's a
Speaker 3: new change to the game. The last twenty four hours,
Speaker 3: which is.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, it was o'l name an actor. You say yes
Speaker 4: they're in a movie or no, they're not in a
Speaker 4: Christmas movie. Today all actors are in the Christmas movie.
Speaker 4: You have to name the.
Speaker 2: Movie in a word.
Speaker 3: Fiendish, what you've done there for grabs. It's a nice surprize.
Speaker 3: They finllaged Cinema Gold Class voucher. Get in for our
Speaker 3: winners this morning, Marty, good morning, Good morning, Marley. Welcome
Speaker 3: to the show and plix labnat So all you need
Speaker 3: is to pick a Christmas word, any Christmas word.
Speaker 2: For your mouth buzzer.
Speaker 8: I'm going to go with bell.
Speaker 4: Gonna go bells, all right, Marny, you and our bells.
Speaker 4: Good luck, Bells.
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Taking on Terry, Terry, what what are you going to
Speaker 4: go for?
Speaker 13: Mate, Rudolph, I hope you quicker than that when you're.
Speaker 4: Answering to satellite delay. Terry, You're right, Terry, that's Kerry.
Speaker 2: It's carry producer. Chack did mention to it.
Speaker 3: One of our producers today, the the Dream Team that
Speaker 3: he touched his shirt just pants today to try and
Speaker 3: affect the air of a more professional producer and Terry Kerry.
Speaker 2: Oh, anyway that's made.
Speaker 4: So carry you are now, Rudolph.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, good luck, Rudolph chat the all yours.
Speaker 4: The first actor or actress is Cameron Diaz. Name the
Speaker 4: Christmas film? Oh I heard bells?
Speaker 1: Money?
Speaker 4: Oh I'm going away, but you're going away for Christmas?
Speaker 4: Or with this brainstorming here, it's not called going away, Kerry.
Speaker 4: You can have a steal yep.
Speaker 2: Oh, what's happening you? Let's control the show.
Speaker 4: It is called the holiday Kerry goes one point out
Speaker 4: Rudolph Kerry's Rudolf, Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 12: Money, huh bells money, go ahead, money, go ahead, No bells, No,
Speaker 12: not coming to America.
Speaker 14: Murphy's just happening.
Speaker 2: I can cross time, Harry.
Speaker 4: You can take the steel if you think you know
Speaker 4: that Eddie Murphy crystals film, Rudolph, I.
Speaker 11: Just got blake, mate, that's all right.
Speaker 4: That one was trading places, trading places, no points awarded, not.
Speaker 13: Hilarious scoring stuff today Arnold Swartz and easy one. Oh,
Speaker 13: don't giggle while you playing? Say you buzza?
Speaker 2: Did Kerry? Did I hear you say?
Speaker 4: Carrien, Rudolph, go ahead jingle.
Speaker 3: Yes, well.
Speaker 2: That's so weony today.
Speaker 4: You have the tickets.
Speaker 2: But Cinema's Gold cast coming your way.
Speaker 7: Okay, well done, awesome, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: That's all right.
Speaker 2: I have a great Christmas. Rudolph, tough luck bells say
Speaker 2: my best, Terry.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three, beautiful looking morning. I've already had an email from
Speaker 3: one of my old listeners in England. They've heard, they're listening.
Speaker 3: Obviously it's a late night show now in the UK
Speaker 3: and the perhaps you talk about the weather, what it's
Speaker 3: getting up to tomorrow, and then what it's going to Friday,
Speaker 3: and they've.
Speaker 2: Just gone London's never been that hot. That's all they
Speaker 2: want to keep saying to it.
Speaker 3: At the moment, I keep going, we're really looking forward
Speaker 3: to the summer, and people are like, oh, you're going
Speaker 3: to struggle.
Speaker 4: What is the hardest temperature in London? Has that you remember?
Speaker 3: Thirties early thirty I remember it getting to early thirties
Speaker 3: around the UK where I grew up when I was
Speaker 3: a kid, and I'm not making this up.
Speaker 2: They closed roads because the tarmacs started to melt.
Speaker 5: That happens here, is it? They don't close the roads
Speaker 5: though we're tough.
Speaker 4: Just drive over it.
Speaker 3: Well, I've sinning years about the tailgating you the worst
Speaker 3: in Australian Victoria.
Speaker 5: Which you're always going on about Melbourne drivers.
Speaker 3: No friendliest people in the world until you're geting cars,
Speaker 3: and then it's all the rules are off.
Speaker 2: All right, there's so busy show today.
Speaker 3: We've got one of your favorite features that you love
Speaker 3: on the show, Facebook Marketplace surprices right coming up during
Speaker 3: the next hour.
Speaker 2: Before that, though, there's something about older brothers and sisters.
Speaker 3: And I speak as an older brother myself, you and
Speaker 3: older brother too, Yes, the firstborn club, that's you.
Speaker 5: I'm the youngest of four.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 5: Well the rest of boys, all.
Speaker 2: Right, so they all looked after you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, they were fiercely protective, but held me down
Speaker 6: quite often and gave me Chinese burns and stuff.
Speaker 3: Heard that phrase in a long long time. When was
Speaker 3: the last time you had to worry about.
Speaker 2: Someone leaping out from a school corridor and giving you
Speaker 2: a Chinese bone? Imagine if part.
Speaker 3: Of your praise or they went O'Connor. It has not
Speaker 3: been a good show today. Give me a four please, so.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't want to do it hurts me, that
Speaker 2: hurts you. When it's time for the old Chinese burn,
Speaker 2: I think it an.
Speaker 3: Effective way to encourage staff morale, you know, their performance,
Speaker 3: sort of a performance bonuses. The opposite would be listen,
Speaker 3: we have a couple more links like that. Then you're
Speaker 3: back in the office and it's Chinese burn time for you. Okay,
Speaker 3: give us your four arm roll up the sleep. So anyway,
Speaker 3: the reason one I'm talking about being an older brother
Speaker 3: sister is they've had an amazing email from Philippa. She
Speaker 3: was listening to show this week when we're talking about
Speaker 3: losing fingers. On Monday, I met that AFL guy who
Speaker 3: elected voluntarily to have a finger removed because it kept
Speaker 3: getting injured. When he was playing AFL Christian, I was
Speaker 3: in the garden with my big brother and he was
Speaker 3: messing around with his bike. The bike was upside down,
Speaker 3: the will's pointing upwards clean.
Speaker 2: As soon as I.
Speaker 3: Started to read it before the show today, my stomach
Speaker 3: started to get creasy because you know, bad.
Speaker 4: Things are just about to happen, and they do. He
Speaker 4: is pretending to fix it.
Speaker 2: This older brother.
Speaker 3: The deviousness already of the older brother. He's pretended to
Speaker 3: fix it. He says he needs my help and asked
Speaker 3: me to reach up and put my hand in the chain.
Speaker 3: He uses that exact moment to start peddling furiously and
Speaker 3: I lose. Basically I losing the end of my right
Speaker 3: index finger. My mum is also the blaming the story
Speaker 3: because I might actually because she decided to the best
Speaker 3: thing to do was to run my hand under the
Speaker 3: tap to see what the damage was. That's when the
Speaker 3: end of the tip of my finger finally detect with
Speaker 3: the water pressure and went down the plug. Oh sorry, darling,
Speaker 3: thanks to my immediate family, I cannot have a manicure
Speaker 3: now where that happened to tell this entire story, Philip,
Speaker 3: that's a great email.
Speaker 2: I love that so this morning.
Speaker 3: Then what did your older brother not just brothers, not
Speaker 3: just older brothers, just older sisters as well.
Speaker 4: They can do this too.
Speaker 2: What did they do to you?
Speaker 1: Nine four one one four three The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show,
Speaker 1: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three?
Speaker 3: What did your older brother or sister do to you?
Speaker 3: We have had to do a lot of judicious editing
Speaker 3: about calls. We simply cannot broadcast some of the stuff.
Speaker 4: Just I, I do you think that kid who cycled
Speaker 4: the bike with his fingers in the chain? Is it
Speaker 4: come from a place of evil? I just always remember
Speaker 4: the feeling of a kid of not thinking about something
Speaker 4: in retrospect. Of course, that was a stupid thing to do.
Speaker 3: You have no impulse control. You're You're left to the
Speaker 3: week that people have those urges, don't they? You know,
Speaker 3: but we can't give in to them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what will happen if I put all my sister's fingers.
Speaker 3: I can't do that because she probably lose a finger.
Speaker 3: All right, there's Pauline's on the line. Good morning, Pauline,
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 15: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good, paul In hope you well, this one that's
Speaker 2: to call on the show. So what happened?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 14: I've got an older brother.
Speaker 9: It's two years older than me, and I'm not just gis.
Speaker 9: Remember the film Gremlin?
Speaker 16: I love that movies great, Yeah it is great now,
Speaker 16: but when you're little and thought for the first time,
Speaker 16: it was the most serifying movie I had ever seen
Speaker 16: in my life, apart from watching Jaws in three D.
Speaker 9: That was scariencing. So that night, after watching Gremlins, my
Speaker 9: brother snuck into my room and hitting my cupboard, and
Speaker 9: when I went into my room, he left that leaving
Speaker 9: like a banshee and terrified the living dowlights out of me.
Speaker 9: And I'm now forty three years old and to this
Speaker 9: day I still check my cupboard before I.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. It stayed with you, the fair that he
Speaker 2: could be luking in the.
Speaker 9: Cupboards, terrifying, terrifying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's prettying. Thank you very much. You cool, no worries.
Speaker 8: Thanks.
Speaker 2: Do you know what, maybe there's a phone in one day?
Speaker 2: What happened to you? Were you still to the stay
Speaker 2: have to do something? I love that fact to the
Speaker 2: stage she still us to check in the cupboards.
Speaker 3: Stacy, good morning. Hey, hey going, we'll going Stacy. So
Speaker 3: you the older brother sister and the story or what
Speaker 3: happened to you?
Speaker 14: It was my older brother. We used to walk to
Speaker 14: and from school and he used to hide in people's
Speaker 14: houses and we used to have these trees. We used
Speaker 14: to call them itchy bomb trees, right, and they've had
Speaker 14: these bolts on them and if you cut them in half,
Speaker 14: you brought them on your skinny For hours.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 14: He used to jump out behind me or in front
Speaker 14: of me while I was walking home from school and
Speaker 14: rub them all over me. And I'd be itching for
Speaker 14: hours and hours.
Speaker 3: Many mates, What I mean, does he now work for
Speaker 3: the CIA as an interrogator at Guantanamo or something?
Speaker 14: It just if that memory has stuck with me all
Speaker 14: the time, and he's I'm trees and leaves.
Speaker 2: Me up there, Stacy, thank you very much. I'm keeping
Speaker 2: a Tandy.
Speaker 4: By the way of how many stories involve an older brother,
Speaker 4: an evil older brother.
Speaker 2: And an older sister.
Speaker 3: At the moment, it's three nail, two evil older brothers.
Speaker 3: Let's see what Claire has got.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Claire, Good morning, how are you? I'm good Claire?
Speaker 2: And older brother, little sister?
Speaker 4: What did they do to you?
Speaker 14: It's an older brother, okay?
Speaker 2: And what did what dides terror do to you?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 15: He did a few things, but I guess the top
Speaker 15: of the list was we had a very big chest
Speaker 15: freezer back in the eighties and he would take the
Speaker 15: meat out and put me in there Insteadnam so I
Speaker 15: couldn't get.
Speaker 4: Out what I mean.
Speaker 2: The kids listening right now, people can die, Sandy. Kids
Speaker 2: have died that way.
Speaker 14: Yet yeah.
Speaker 15: Yeah, and he also in the eighties. I don't know
Speaker 15: if you remember those plastic mats in the house with spikes.
Speaker 15: Hold me up on those and stand on me.
Speaker 4: Who was this hit that you grew up with?
Speaker 15: He's beautiful. I love him very much, but yeah, not
Speaker 15: when he was you know, the teenager.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much, you cool, Thank you.
Speaker 2: These are the ones we're putting.
Speaker 3: To Air's a whole load of awfulness that I've heard from.
Speaker 3: Now we're going to he counseling after today's show. The
Speaker 3: stories have heard Robin Coome oning.
Speaker 2: Hello, older brother or sister, sister? Right for one? Okay,
Speaker 2: what did she do to you?
Speaker 9: She electrocuted me?
Speaker 17: Should we really love it?
Speaker 4: What did she do to you?
Speaker 9: We shared a bedroom and which she hated, and she
Speaker 9: didn't want me using her lamp, so she just out
Speaker 9: of One day she takes the bulb art so I
Speaker 9: couldn't you hurt? Idyboy Land And I didn't know what
Speaker 9: was on, and I went to pitch it on and
Speaker 9: touched with the globe goes and yeah, I've got sort
Speaker 9: of not quite film across the room for being a
Speaker 9: executed Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Really is like that thing in Jurassic Park where he
Speaker 4: blows backwards. You actually got airborn.
Speaker 3: Go if you want that on today's show, Happy to
Speaker 3: set it up for you. You know, there's a lot
Speaker 3: of lights in the studio you can touch to see
Speaker 3: how far we can take.
Speaker 2: Guess is how how far is Jack Gonnet? Whe's gonna land?
Speaker 4: Robin? Thank?
Speaker 2: What's she call.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show? Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three?
Speaker 4: So I played?
Speaker 3: Then our last Facebook Marketplace price is right of the year.
Speaker 3: This is where we take a deep trawl through all
Speaker 3: the strange, unusual and at times tat the people are
Speaker 3: selling on Facebook Marketplace. Jack and Pat's taking each other
Speaker 3: on to try and guess how much they're asking for.
Speaker 10: It's the Facebook Marketplace price.
Speaker 18: Write Christmas Edition, Petrina Jones tume on down yep, Christian?
Speaker 2: All right then, so kind of Christmas edition.
Speaker 3: There's a couple of Christmas items, couple of classics as
Speaker 3: well in here.
Speaker 2: All right then? So you too ready to take each
Speaker 2: other on? I bring it on all right?
Speaker 3: Then I read out the scription. You've got to both
Speaker 3: guess how much they're asking for. If you've never heard
Speaker 3: the game before, please We're always looking for contributors to
Speaker 3: have a look on Facebook marketplace. Do you see anything.
Speaker 3: It's not just the unusual item, it's also what people
Speaker 3: describe and what people put into the text that they've
Speaker 3: got a good long bit of time to really think about.
Speaker 3: They're sharing it with the world. Like this large bag
Speaker 3: of moss. You you've got to take a photo of
Speaker 3: the bag of moss. Time put upload it. Use the
Speaker 3: very small amount for decoration at wedding pickup in emerald.
Speaker 2: Bag of moss, the large bag of moss, real moss.
Speaker 2: Who's selling faint moss recently?
Speaker 4: Moss is a decoration?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can buy it fat Yeah? But how much
Speaker 5: is it a bag?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: How much is it? That's the game?
Speaker 5: No, I mean like the size of the Genie of
Speaker 5: the week. What's it like a supermarket bag for it's
Speaker 5: a zip lock bag.
Speaker 3: Oh so a little bag, but it's a large one.
Speaker 3: Fit your sandwiches in this yeh yeah, that you decorate
Speaker 3: with it. Listen, I think we're done on asking the
Speaker 3: questions and cross examining this sacred document.
Speaker 2: A tearing shrouds. It's a large bag of moss.
Speaker 5: I'm going to say ten dollars.
Speaker 2: People often put them on like Nativity decorations. They put decorations.
Speaker 2: I said ten fifteen dollars. You take an early lead there.
Speaker 2: This is an amazing one.
Speaker 3: Prehistoric yep, prehistoric sabertooth tiger skull replica on stands. Look
Speaker 3: great in any home this. Who wouldn't love to own
Speaker 3: a prehistoric sabertooth tiger skull a replica on stand? The
Speaker 3: sale right here in Melbourne only put up thirteen hours ago.
Speaker 4: Any materials listing, Nope, just.
Speaker 2: A sabertooth tiger skull replica.
Speaker 5: On stand plaster or paras or something.
Speaker 2: How much do you think this is going for?
Speaker 5: Fifty bucks?
Speaker 4: Twelve?
Speaker 3: Come on, wait, it's a prehistoric replica? One three five,
Speaker 3: one hundred and thirty five dollars. Yes, what about this one?
Speaker 2: Then this one?
Speaker 3: I'm staggered to believe that anyone would go to the
Speaker 3: effort of this empty cheese rapper.
Speaker 5: Oh you're kidding.
Speaker 3: No, empty cheese rapper. This is someone in Melbourne, empty
Speaker 3: cheese rapper, excellent condition.
Speaker 5: It's some the lavorable Are you having this on?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 10: No, no, no.
Speaker 3: The guy there's a photo of the guy with his
Speaker 3: hand in the photo modeling the empty cheese.
Speaker 5: Wrap like one of those individual wraps.
Speaker 3: You get your tasty cheese, don't you enough singles? Insane
Speaker 3: the singles, and they've got that little sleeve they're in.
Speaker 2: You've got to open up to keep it file fresh.
Speaker 4: So didn't have cheesy bits on the inside as he
Speaker 4: cleaned it.
Speaker 3: Oh look, the guy doesn't lie. It is in excellent condition.
Speaker 3: I get the thing, he's rinsed it out. However, I mean,
Speaker 3: you're going to go and drive round this guy's house
Speaker 3: for one of these, and I'm here.
Speaker 2: For the empty cheese wrapper. You're honest as well. I'm
Speaker 2: looking at how much asking for it.
Speaker 3: Go and buy a tent mack of cheese, get ten
Speaker 3: of these empty cheese wrappers.
Speaker 5: You go first check.
Speaker 4: I was going to say low thirty cents, but now
Speaker 4: I go four dollars.
Speaker 5: I'm going to go twenty dollars, seven dollars.
Speaker 2: Jack managed to get his first one this morning. Christmas
Speaker 2: treat for horses.
Speaker 3: This was an adelaide filled with yummy Lucerne cubes and
Speaker 3: possibly deliver it if you buy more.
Speaker 2: All right, so Christmas treat for horses. It's a sack.
Speaker 2: It's not soccer pay. It's a sack.
Speaker 3: All those Santa faces on the sack and inside are whatever.
Speaker 3: Lucerne cubes are Christmas treat for horses.
Speaker 4: I think you can charge a pretty penny for.
Speaker 2: Horse style anything.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say one hundred.
Speaker 2: Six dollars.
Speaker 5: It's another one to Pet's all right.
Speaker 3: Coming up next some classic items on this the Christian
Speaker 3: O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three
Speaker 3: second round for this, it's the.
Speaker 10: Facebook Marketplace price.
Speaker 4: Right Christmas Edition.
Speaker 17: Patrina Jones Tume.
Speaker 13: On downs with her today he stole one Christian.
Speaker 2: All right round two.
Speaker 3: Then as I read out some of these strange mutue
Speaker 3: items that are being sold on Facebook or marketplace, if
Speaker 3: you ever spy anything for us a lot to have them.
Speaker 3: Christian at Gold one four to three dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: Everyone's so busy album. It's just so busy, just trying
Speaker 3: to get through the day. I'm most curious. Sometimes I'll
Speaker 3: see an item and I'll read it out and I think,
Speaker 3: is it really worth that.
Speaker 2: Much time and effort.
Speaker 3: You're taking the photo, typing out the description, then people
Speaker 3: bothering you going you know, okay, well you take this
Speaker 3: amount of money I can't come round on a Saturday,
Speaker 3: but can I let you know about the Sunday at five?
Speaker 3: You got to wait in for them just to sell
Speaker 3: this a bottle of engine oil? Is it really worth that?
Speaker 4: Mate?
Speaker 3: Golf Western Premium Gold engine Oil, fifteen W forty five
Speaker 3: liter brand new engine oil. I bought it less than
Speaker 3: one month ago. I got it just in case of
Speaker 3: my trip last week, but I didn't use it. Shut up,
Speaker 3: now finish my trip. So I'm selling it.
Speaker 4: Engine oil something. I've never bought a.
Speaker 2: Toy automatic car of yours.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's fairly dear the supermarket and the server. You can
Speaker 5: get it at the supermarket.
Speaker 8: What do you?
Speaker 4: I don't know how often you mean to do it? Oh,
Speaker 4: don't wait until that red light comes on, because it
Speaker 4: can just seize up.
Speaker 2: How are you an adult?
Speaker 3: How did you get to thirty one after one hour?
Speaker 3: You've just glided through life engine but you've got cars?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, someone.
Speaker 4: Does that point.
Speaker 5: He's got people for all that now he's famous.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll go twelve dollars.
Speaker 5: I'm going to say eighteen.
Speaker 4: Oh, Patsy is so good on this game.
Speaker 2: Twenty bucks.
Speaker 5: For one?
Speaker 2: All right? The last two items we're going to hear
Speaker 2: about this year. It's two classics. We go to the
Speaker 2: engagement rings?
Speaker 5: Are you and your rings?
Speaker 3: Diamond engagement ring up in cans purchased from Angus and
Speaker 3: Cook Canes Central approximately twelve ago, selling due to obvious reasons.
Speaker 2: That's sad, but we don't know the obvious reason. Doing.
Speaker 4: Someone could have changed their mind. That's somebody else. We
Speaker 4: don't know one. At least one person in the relationship
Speaker 4: changed their mind.
Speaker 2: But we don't know.
Speaker 3: Is it obvious why they changed their mind? We don't
Speaker 3: know doing. How much is it going for? Diamond engagement ring?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: No, description? How bigs of stone?
Speaker 4: You know? We need the four seeds? Old craft forgot
Speaker 4: We've got the old Master jewel in Melbourne's Master.
Speaker 5: Julian got my eye glass?
Speaker 4: What are the four seeds? Wait?
Speaker 5: What current clarity?
Speaker 4: Clarity engine oil? That clarity color color?
Speaker 5: And what's the other one?
Speaker 4: Carrot?
Speaker 2: Good chat? How much we're going for?
Speaker 5: What's the size?
Speaker 2: It doesn't say, Okay, I could be anything.
Speaker 5: I'll say eighteen hundred.
Speaker 3: Eight hundred dollars. Jack, you get that one? Last one
Speaker 3: of the year. Then here in Melbourne white gold diamond
Speaker 3: engagement ring, excellent condition, no longer le did Lol?
Speaker 2: Is that the right thing to say? That excellent condition
Speaker 2: no longer needed?
Speaker 4: Lol?
Speaker 3: White gold diamond engagement ring here in Melbourne, excellent condition,
Speaker 3: no longer needed.
Speaker 2: Lol. It was long at the end of that fourth
Speaker 2: says someone's obviously made up.
Speaker 4: We don't know anything about that.
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful looking ring.
Speaker 4: Has he got a stone in it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a definite stone.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh, we're guessing here. Can we see a photo of it?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: Miss just got on with it.
Speaker 5: I'm going to go lower. I'm going to say six hundred.
Speaker 2: Dollars six fifty.
Speaker 1: Yes, says the Winds the Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: So we're going to try this now an exact snapshot
Speaker 3: of what is going on in the cars of Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's t taime.
Speaker 3: My wife was telling about a huge argument her and
Speaker 3: the kids had had in the morning, just after eight
Speaker 3: o'clock school rum.
Speaker 4: It's a flash point.
Speaker 3: Two daughters, two girls arguing with each other, starts in
Speaker 3: the house, spills into the car ugly scenes. Older sister
Speaker 3: use younger sisters hairbrush to me. It says the hair brush,
Speaker 3: you know, just use it some of that. But they've
Speaker 3: got they've got their own. They've got their own hair brush,
Speaker 3: and it's getting nasty in the car and a massive
Speaker 3: argument yesterday evening. As my wife is telling me about it,
Speaker 3: they get back into it. Suddenly there's my two daughters
Speaker 3: and my wife arguing with each other. It's not the
Speaker 3: scene in Whserwoir Dogs where they're all pointing goes to
Speaker 3: each other. I try and make a joke to line up.
Speaker 3: They all stop and glare at me, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh god, I think like a un peacekeepers sort of
Speaker 3: hat or something, you know, waving a flag. So I
Speaker 3: thought we should try this this morning.
Speaker 2: Car wars.
Speaker 4: What are you arguing about right now in your car?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: It might be a school run, it might be you
Speaker 3: in a work mate, one of you's running late. I
Speaker 3: want to know exactly all the details about how boring
Speaker 3: you think they are. Let's find out what are people
Speaker 3: arguing about in your cars right now here in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: You know the traffic's probably bad. You're not going into anywhere,
Speaker 3: so give us a call nine four one four one
Speaker 3: o four three. Let's find out what are you arguing
Speaker 3: about in your car right now?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three looking car wars. We're trying to find out radio
Speaker 3: experiment right now, snapshot? What is happening in your car?
Speaker 3: What are you arguing about right now? Nine four one
Speaker 3: four one oh four three?
Speaker 4: Will our job to be helped settle the argument? Or
Speaker 4: are we just called fly on the wall? Mediate? Okay?
Speaker 3: You know I tried it yesterday almost as any You
Speaker 3: do not want to get in an argument for two
Speaker 3: girls and a mum. It is cat fight if you're
Speaker 3: using the reservoirser shut up, you loser.
Speaker 5: That's just Sarah and me.
Speaker 2: Christian, Well, it's so easy though.
Speaker 3: It just ignites and it becomes this really big, high
Speaker 3: energy argument about something quite simare What was it?
Speaker 6: You and Chris were arguing that We're on the way
Speaker 6: into town on Sunday on the whist gate there's a
Speaker 6: new billboard for the Aquaman movie and Chris goes, I
Speaker 6: can't wait to see Aquaman.
Speaker 5: And I said what?
Speaker 6: He goes Aquaman? I said, what is your man or somethingmen?
Speaker 6: He goes, it's aqua. I said, the color is aqua?
Speaker 5: It was like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: How does he pronounce the color aqua?
Speaker 2: No, he's wrong.
Speaker 5: I know he's wrong. He's always from.
Speaker 2: Why is he trying to get all fans? He's not.
Speaker 4: We need.
Speaker 3: Frank's aline. Good morning, Frank Christian, Good morning mate, Frank.
Speaker 3: Tell us what's going on in the car right now?
Speaker 3: What are you arguing about?
Speaker 11: Well, I'm about to pull up in school late. I've
Speaker 11: got my two daughters and my eldest one is just
Speaker 11: checking the makeup on and we seem to argue in
Speaker 11: morning about it. She's always late, but she seems to
Speaker 11: think that she's never late.
Speaker 3: This is this is my life. You know, my kids,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get the house on time. They're always late.
Speaker 3: I find it so stressful.
Speaker 11: But they're always late. And it's like grand home day
Speaker 11: and a certain point the court of mascaret comes here.
Speaker 11: Ever about the past the car and you know what.
Speaker 11: I love you guys so much, but the kid's got
Speaker 11: a guy. Now, kid, you gotta go.
Speaker 7: I love you.
Speaker 2: And Frank, is this where you go for the first
Speaker 2: time this morning?
Speaker 11: Now, I've still got the silent, relentlessness of it.
Speaker 4: All right, Frank, thanks for giving.
Speaker 11: Us a come mate, so they guy's gotta go. You're
Speaker 11: make me light.
Speaker 3: Sorry, add into more frank stress more Frankie, Ricky, good morning,
Speaker 3: how you mate?
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good, Ricky? So what's going on your car right now?
Speaker 3: Why you are arguing?
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm safe because she's not in the car, so
Speaker 8: there's no way I could tell you that that she
Speaker 8: was here. A long story show A drop her to
Speaker 8: work every day to this bus stop, and eight times
Speaker 8: out of ten it's always the same bus stop. So
Speaker 8: I'm driving to the same bullstop we usually drop her off.
Speaker 8: Her and I take a turn and she says, well,
Speaker 8: what are you doing? And I said, what what do
Speaker 8: you mean? I'm dropping you to our usual spot. No,
Speaker 8: I want to go to the other one. I was like,
Speaker 8: that's fine, but just you know, let me know in advance,
Speaker 8: because we're against the cash as it is. So yeah,
Speaker 8: big argument. Then I went around she she barely saying
Speaker 8: goodbye to me.
Speaker 3: So what does she expect you to be a mind
Speaker 3: reader and somehow know which stop to go to?
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, that's what I say to her. I'm not
Speaker 8: a mind reader. Just let me know in evance. I
Speaker 8: don't mind. But she's she's thinking, and she's thinking like
Speaker 8: we're picking up on each other when they're talking, which
Speaker 8: is cute. But I can't read her mind.
Speaker 2: How many times do you think a man has yelled
Speaker 2: out in frustration? Am I a mind reader?
Speaker 8: Lots of times? Also, there's no chance in the world
Speaker 8: I'd be telling her the story if she was sitting here, because.
Speaker 3: You're brave, but you're not stupid, right, Yes, yes, I
Speaker 3: hope she doesn't hear this from anyone else.
Speaker 5: Awesome accent.
Speaker 2: It's the best, Ricky, Thank you very much, she called me.
Speaker 11: She has all the best loved the show, all the
Speaker 11: best guys.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, buddy.
Speaker 4: So let us know, then, what are you arguing about
Speaker 4: in your car right now?
Speaker 1: The Christian who Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 3: Car was What are you arguing about in your car
Speaker 3: right now? That's what we're trying to find out this morning.
Speaker 7: Kerry, good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 19: I've got two five year olds who argue about looking
Speaker 19: at each other.
Speaker 2: We got some presenters at this radio station. I can
Speaker 2: get like that.
Speaker 19: Every morning of my life. They do this for a
Speaker 19: fifteen minute car ride.
Speaker 4: So what's the rule?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, there is no rule.
Speaker 19: Just if if one does something wrong and looks at
Speaker 19: the other one, then there's a screaming match and then
Speaker 19: they end up screaming at each other and fired over everything.
Speaker 2: I could just this the image so that both five years.
Speaker 3: So they're in the booster seats in the back seat, right,
Speaker 3: they're sort of trying to reach over and kick each
Speaker 3: other and kick in the chairs.
Speaker 19: It's just at that age fling the do it will
Speaker 19: hit him in the head. But if I fling in
Speaker 19: the Spider Man, it will hit her.
Speaker 8: In the head.
Speaker 2: Also, don't you find kids at that age right?
Speaker 4: Five? What is that superhuman strength they've got When you
Speaker 4: try and buckle them into that booster seat and they
Speaker 4: stop bridging up, they.
Speaker 3: Don't want to go in any there are you? I'm
Speaker 3: about eighteen times stronger than you. Where are you getting
Speaker 3: this titanium superhero strength from? They won't go with them.
Speaker 19: She tried getting shoes on them when they don't want
Speaker 19: to do it.
Speaker 4: Carry that's a great call.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Have a good day, mate.
Speaker 7: He's enjoyed by Belinda.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Belinda car Wars. What are you arguing about
Speaker 4: in your car right now.
Speaker 14: Well, we're on the way to work.
Speaker 9: My husband drops me off and we just post John
Speaker 9: Sign on a song and we started talking about the
Speaker 9: day in the green yep and I said, you know
Speaker 9: he's doing with spring Jack. My husband, Rea is going
Speaker 9: to do every song for me with spring Deck And
Speaker 9: I'm like, oh, you can't do everythingle song. So we're
Speaker 9: having an argument over.
Speaker 8: Why can hear him?
Speaker 2: Is he's still chipping in?
Speaker 3: You know when someone's been pulled off someone after a
Speaker 3: fighter won't get.
Speaker 4: You later.
Speaker 3: Report And it's just the fact that you've had genuinely
Speaker 3: and arguing about this where and it doesn't really matter it,
Speaker 3: does it? Because they do a load of songs and
Speaker 3: you're gonna it's beautiful surroundings out there at that gig
Speaker 3: as well. The weather's going to be great. It's all good, really,
Speaker 3: isn't it. Why do you need to get into it now?
Speaker 4: I do you know what?
Speaker 15: And the funny thing was, which I wondering, we're not
Speaker 15: having an argument right now?
Speaker 4: Where did you put him? By the way, have you
Speaker 4: sent him to the back seat?
Speaker 2: He's in a booster seat. She starts him into booster
Speaker 2: seat in the back seat.
Speaker 9: There I'm currently blaming you guys, But.
Speaker 2: Linda thanks to giving us a call.
Speaker 4: Daniel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Christian, good morning, Good morning Daniel. Welcome to
Speaker 3: La Shaw and welcome to car Wars. What are you
Speaker 3: arguing about right now?
Speaker 11: Well, again, you guys are at fault for this one.
Speaker 7: We're actually arguing about the name of this topic. I
Speaker 7: like the name car.
Speaker 11: Wars, thank you Star Wars.
Speaker 7: But my daughter here, Caitlin has other ideas.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm happy to do speak to Kate. Didn't take
Speaker 3: our ideas on the floor. Okay, is there is Caitlin there?
Speaker 5: Yes, she's grumpy already.
Speaker 4: Caitlin. How old are you let me get as teenager?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 3: Indeed, right, Okay, I've got one a teenager. I know
Speaker 3: how to handle teenagers with care. Yeah, Kaitlyn, you know
Speaker 3: you've got about your better idea than car Wars. Yes.
Speaker 7: I just heard you.
Speaker 19: Said something no longer along the lines of arguments.
Speaker 14: That you've had in your car, and I thought about
Speaker 14: it for a second. I was like, what are the
Speaker 14: name of arguments?
Speaker 3: Argument is a very very good thing, because what I'm
Speaker 3: thinking straight away, Caitlyn's think we do a spin off one?
Speaker 3: What have you argued about in the pub for arguments
Speaker 3: as well. There are various of the spinoffs, but the
Speaker 3: teenager over Caitlin's warming.
Speaker 2: Up a bit.
Speaker 4: Car Wars is a bit more you know, there's a
Speaker 4: bit more energy to it's Car Wars.
Speaker 2: It's a war in the car Car Wars?
Speaker 7: Well, who wins?
Speaker 2: Christian?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: I get the feeling with the frosty silence. Someone from
Speaker 3: the tough crowd there, Caitlyn. So Caitan's had enough of this,
Speaker 3: have you?
Speaker 14: I'm going to be like.
Speaker 3: She's leaving me hanging vicious? Caitlyn, are you made to
Speaker 3: listen to the show in the morning?
Speaker 8: Not really a.
Speaker 4: Katelyn.
Speaker 3: I'm going to pay you over the summer to be
Speaker 3: like a human billboard for the show the christianer Connor
Speaker 3: Breakfast shame. I enjoy it, Okay, listen, Caitlyn, and I
Speaker 3: love chatting to you. I'm going to give you a
Speaker 3: little price here. We've got a family pass to go
Speaker 3: to the zoo because I know teenagers love going to
Speaker 3: the zoo.
Speaker 2: He's taking us to the zoo tomorrow. At the zoo tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the zoo.
Speaker 3: I enjoy all the lines over the giraffe. I'm going
Speaker 3: a better name for the giraffe long neck. All right, guys, Kate,
Speaker 3: then you can call the show any time with better
Speaker 3: ideas than ours. AKA all right, Daniel, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Stay there, guys, will give you.
Speaker 1: A prize the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
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Speaker 2: Jack and I just wrote that song It's going to
Speaker 2: work out.
Speaker 3: How can we get more reluctant teenage listeners talking to
Speaker 3: us on the show?
Speaker 2: I love Channel Kiln. I thought that was just great.
Speaker 3: All right, Then another chance you to win another big
Speaker 3: prize thanks to Chapel Street. Twelve Days of Christmas, we're
Speaker 3: giving away a twelve thousand dollars worth of gifts all
Speaker 3: thanks to Chapel Street Stay number twelve ten sorry already.
Speaker 3: And today we're giving away a penthouse stay for two
Speaker 3: at the Cunnon this Christmas shop plane stay at the
Speaker 3: iconic Chapel Street. So we're doing this because we're giving
Speaker 3: away so many these amazing prizes. Yesterday it was a
Speaker 3: year's worth of dumplings from mister Markie, one thousand dollars
Speaker 3: worth of old school vinyl on Monday.
Speaker 4: So many prizes, so many winners. How do we how
Speaker 4: do we play this all back?
Speaker 3: Jack sings it reluctantly like a kind of teenager on
Speaker 3: the show. Actually, rist o'connells.
Speaker 4: Christmas on the tenth day of Christmas, Christian gave to
Speaker 4: you because the col and Steward from Croydon years worth
Speaker 4: of dumpling, Shanny from beller At one old school, Vinyl
Speaker 4: Andy in firm, one thousand dollar bit I can in
Speaker 4: Caroline Springs years worth of ice cream. Rachel and Crampon
Speaker 4: got theater tickets, hell On Scott a bit just became
Speaker 4: Danny Ellen Brighton seeing them and Boucher Andy from Mendo
Speaker 4: one free burgess for a whole year. Kind of did it?
Speaker 16: Did it?
Speaker 2: One of the worlds fed off patch?
Speaker 3: It was? It was?
Speaker 2: It was the insake of breath.
Speaker 4: All right, are too fast now do you think?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, trust me.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow goes up by another twenty percent, and then one
Speaker 3: thousand percent on Friday.
Speaker 2: You will fall, You will stumble on Friday.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Before that, then, okay, this is how you'm gonna win
Speaker 3: this penthouse stay for two a great price. What's more, then,
Speaker 3: Father Christmas is flying over to Australia. He has to
Speaker 3: leave earlier, you know, to make it all the way here.
Speaker 3: And he's got the inslay car radio, and of course
Speaker 3: there's only one station wants at Locksit. He wants to
Speaker 3: win the golden tickets for him in the Elves next year.
Speaker 3: I mean, they get all that downtime, don't they from
Speaker 3: January to November? So what are they gonna do? Go
Speaker 3: and see all the bigger shows in town? But however,
Speaker 3: what song is he listened to on his inslay car radio?
Speaker 4: Have a listen?
Speaker 17: Who's changed the channel again?
Speaker 10: I don't want to be falling asleep back in the.
Speaker 4: Wheel point three?
Speaker 10: Turn this up. This is the first bit bu bloody health.
Speaker 10: It's cold up here. I'll be back soon. Don't touch
Speaker 10: any of my stuff.
Speaker 3: He's very possessive about his stuff today, isn't it. I
Speaker 3: hadn't heard that part of the so part this week for.
Speaker 4: A man he gives, so ny, don't touch this stuff
Speaker 4: all right? Give us.
Speaker 3: What was the song Sante was enjoying night? Don't get
Speaker 3: rubber graws.
Speaker 5: Don't need to come in there and.
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one o four three give us
Speaker 2: a cool please.
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Speaker 2: Do you think this is odd behavior?
Speaker 3: Just exiting the men's toilets here and our sales director
Speaker 3: Pete Yep, you know, yep, that guy he is walking
Speaker 3: in with his phone out, walking into the men's toilet
Speaker 3: with his phone out in his hand like on camera
Speaker 3: mode on caram.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not making this up as what I just saw.
Speaker 2: Do you think that's odd? What's he He's not taking
Speaker 2: those pictures in there? Is he?
Speaker 3: You know? It's an get to clients and saying unless
Speaker 3: the AdSpend goes up, then what's he doing?
Speaker 4: Well, I've seen I see guys at the urine or
Speaker 4: using their phone while that is just you can't I mean,
Speaker 4: how busy are you?
Speaker 5: I take my phone into the low here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we know what you do with your phone
Speaker 2: during the show.
Speaker 3: Pats personal stuff on your social media Facebook page.
Speaker 4: Apology, What do I need to apologize?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, just to some of us when we're at
Speaker 2: work doing the show.
Speaker 5: We're not done today doing the show.
Speaker 4: No, no, not just the same.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you just like to post a little post up
Speaker 2: your Facebook on the show.
Speaker 6: Actually I put a picture of this studio is Elf
Speaker 6: on the show Elf on the Shelf.
Speaker 5: Yeah, her latest escapade Overnight. That's all right?
Speaker 2: Do you aware the show? Ours are six talk ten? Okay,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 4: Are you ready to sing? Yep?
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 3: So we're giving one of these big prizes the twelve
Speaker 3: Days of Christmas, all thanks to Chapel Street. Huge prices
Speaker 3: showed day number ten on this We've given away so
Speaker 3: many prices so far. The easiest way to do it
Speaker 3: is Jack sings them back now as obviously the price
Speaker 3: is mount up, so does the pressure on Jack with
Speaker 3: the singing.
Speaker 2: You just had to stumble. Hopefully this is all going
Speaker 2: to go fine now you ready?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 10: It's Christen o'coddles twel Days of Christmas.
Speaker 4: On the tenth day of Christmas, Christian gave to you
Speaker 4: a penthouse at the Curl and stew It from Croydon,
Speaker 4: years worth of dumpling, Shanny from bellarrat one Old School
Speaker 4: final and the infirm one thousand dollars bit Tabcam in
Speaker 4: Caroline Springs, years worth of ice cream. Rachel and Cranburn
Speaker 4: got theater tickets. Alana from Linbrook's got ourselves some pizza.
Speaker 4: Penny from Colfield one Specialty Cakes, Danny Ellen Brighton seeing
Speaker 4: him about you, Andy from under one free Burgers for a.
Speaker 3: Look at that casual walks to the finished line with
Speaker 3: this one this morning well done. Okay, so each day
Speaker 3: this week, trying to give you the big prizes. Today
Speaker 3: is a penthouse stay for two at the cunn and
Speaker 3: you're listening out for the song that Santra's enjoying on
Speaker 3: is in slake our radio?
Speaker 17: Who's changed the channel again?
Speaker 10: I don't want to be falling asleep out of the.
Speaker 4: Wheel four point three?
Speaker 7: Turn this up.
Speaker 17: This is the first fit bloody health. It's cold up here.
Speaker 17: I'll be back soon.
Speaker 10: Don't touch any of my stuff.
Speaker 3: Sat still does like he's a guy. He still does
Speaker 3: like a stuff being touched, you know. All right then,
Speaker 3: so let's go to the lines. Now, what do you
Speaker 3: think the song is?
Speaker 2: Good morning, Chris, Good Christian, mate, I'm good. What do
Speaker 2: you think the song is? Chris?
Speaker 4: I think it might be bon Jovi Living on a Preer.
Speaker 2: Living on a Bret bon Jovi. No, it's not that one.
Speaker 2: Thanks try Chris. Donna, Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Good morning, Donna.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. Let's try and win you this Penthouse,
Speaker 2: stay for two at the Cunning. What do you think
Speaker 2: it is?
Speaker 15: I think it's You're the Voice Man by Johnny Farnan.
Speaker 2: You're the voice man.
Speaker 4: You're the voiceover man.
Speaker 2: You're the voice over man man put it in a
Speaker 2: decade that she hung up.
Speaker 4: She didn't appreciate that.
Speaker 3: To stop it, guys, le Lannie, good morning, good morning,
Speaker 3: good morning, Lei Lannie?
Speaker 2: How are you this morning?
Speaker 7: Good?
Speaker 17: Thank you?
Speaker 2: How are you pretty good? Ley Lannie? And let's try
Speaker 2: and win you this penthouse staying for two at the Cunning.
Speaker 7: Who would you be taking with you my boyfriend?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure about the use of the word um,
Speaker 2: my boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Why did you have to think and put a little um?
Speaker 3: All right, let's see if you can win it. What's
Speaker 3: the song?
Speaker 9: I think it's never Terrorist Apart by niss.
Speaker 17: Well Yet turn it up.
Speaker 2: It's the final countdown, Wow, Lalani.
Speaker 3: Then you get the penthouse, stay for two at the Cunning,
Speaker 3: and have a fantastic time you and your brifriend.
Speaker 2: Okay, have a great Christian.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much Christian.
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 3: I have a great time. Doan's to listen to the show. Okay,
Speaker 3: another big chance to win tomorrow morning.
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Speaker 2: Time for the days that word time waste. It's gonna
Speaker 2: make you hungry.
Speaker 4: Do I have time for my news anecdote or no?
Speaker 2: This is a time.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's happening in Melbourne right now, this story.
Speaker 4: But the standoff with the standoff. My friend is a
Speaker 4: carpenter who's working in the building is on lockdown for
Speaker 4: like six hours last night while they tried to come in.
Speaker 3: It's one of your Mexican builders, is its.
Speaker 7: Jack stand up?
Speaker 4: We built Reynolds Anyway, he was meant to be an
Speaker 4: testant on the Chase the seven Game show and you
Speaker 4: had to call and say, I can't do it because
Speaker 4: I'm in I'm locked up in the building. Would you kidding?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't know that. How you missed out? Alrighty?
Speaker 3: So this is a new weekly feature calls Jack news anecdotes.
Speaker 3: All right, then, So today's that one time I said
Speaker 3: today you'll probably be aware National Cookie Day.
Speaker 4: God, that's making me so hungry.
Speaker 3: All right, So we're looking for your cookie movies on
Speaker 3: National Cookie Day. I've got twelve angry gingerbread men. So
Speaker 3: what catch me if you can? Oh yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3: Thank you murder on the Aureo Express Gold, Thank you
Speaker 3: Texas Chainsaw Macaron gold. There will be red velvet.
Speaker 4: What for their moving blood?
Speaker 2: Oh I'll do it so well. All right, y's forget
Speaker 2: that one. An officer and a gingerbread man. Okay, what
Speaker 2: have you got?
Speaker 4: Jingle all the wafer? That's good Cookie of the year.
Speaker 3: So I thought we're gett another news out and though
Speaker 3: finder mimas on that grassy knole.
Speaker 4: Cookie of the year if a Rookie of the year.
Speaker 4: Film yea the Last King of Scotch finger and paint
Speaker 4: your wagon wheel?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, classic wagon wheel. Good stuff there, all right,
Speaker 3: send us your sin on National Cookie Day.
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Speaker 3: Judging from the huge amount of entries today for the
Speaker 3: time was stuff actually, hundreds of.
Speaker 2: You people love cookies.
Speaker 4: We're all hunging in here now.
Speaker 3: Time day where you know people get into work, don't
Speaker 3: they and they get to put the kettle on, they
Speaker 3: want a coffee and you want something there have with it.
Speaker 3: This is that time, I think nine p fifteen is
Speaker 3: your coffee break time, isn't it? What are your favorite cookies?
Speaker 4: I like love a Tim Tam.
Speaker 2: Tim Tams are amazing.
Speaker 3: We have a UK version that people always in the
Speaker 3: UK always said that you stole from us, called the Penguin.
Speaker 2: Similar thing, similar thing?
Speaker 5: Does it come in different varieties like the Tim Tam?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and great for sucking up a team?
Speaker 8: Oh yes?
Speaker 5: Or port? Have you ever done it with port?
Speaker 4: I like a wagon wheel?
Speaker 3: Wagon wheels great, but as an adult now would you
Speaker 3: really chuck down a wagon of.
Speaker 4: The day rushing into a wagon wheel these days?
Speaker 5: I like a Monte Carlo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right?
Speaker 3: And so anyway, our favorite two cookies for your cookie
Speaker 3: movies Bump Tredition Today, Tim Tam spotting.
Speaker 4: What's silver?
Speaker 2: Michael giong yo yo only lived twice? You only live?
Speaker 3: That's all a male, the short red Redemption, Gold Field
Speaker 3: of a sort of creams, gold plus Croydon.
Speaker 2: Well done, risky biscuits.
Speaker 4: That's great gold.
Speaker 3: That's a very good one. I didn't put your name
Speaker 3: on that, but thank you very much. Three men in
Speaker 3: a biscotti.
Speaker 4: Gold.
Speaker 2: Glenn one flew over the cookie jar silver.
Speaker 3: Ronda one flew over the Cooking Nest, Silver, Kevin Bohemian
Speaker 3: Buttonup Snapsody, that's all right, Gold Mosa Cloudy with the
Speaker 3: charts of Rumballs.
Speaker 4: Got a biscuit Bronze.
Speaker 2: Willie Wonker and the Jaffa Cake Factory.
Speaker 4: I didn't love it. Bronze plus.
Speaker 2: I think you're gonna love this one. Macaron Air.
Speaker 3: Macaron Air, one of my favorite mini movies. Gold Chris
Speaker 3: im Baronia, well done for Ragna rock Cakes. Silver, I
Speaker 3: saw Tom Philip Biden, Good morning Tim Tam Tim Gold
Speaker 3: plus in Werribee, always a Hall of Famer on this
Speaker 3: Green Lamington.
Speaker 4: Green Landing and not a biscuit points I thought.
Speaker 3: Luke kupp in NUSA, still listening illegally, he's gone down.
Speaker 3: There's that van coming up to track you down, my friend.
Speaker 2: They don't like it. The sound of muffins. No, I'm
Speaker 2: afraid that's will we my son.
Speaker 1: Today The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 3: We've only got like two and a half more shows
Speaker 3: left of the year. Friday Show as always, as all
Speaker 3: requests Friday, these will be the last songs you play
Speaker 3: for twenty eighteen. So let's make them brilliant. You pick
Speaker 3: all the songs every Friday. He to our Facebook page
Speaker 3: O C one four three you yesterday's show, we were
Speaker 3: talking about when you know you used to have video cassettes,
Speaker 3: have something that you really treasured recording and you have
Speaker 3: those big signs down the spine do not record over
Speaker 3: And we're asking to call in and tell us what
Speaker 3: got recorded over. And there was that amazing someone's moment
Speaker 3: was recorded over because the dad had recorded the news.
Speaker 3: He's still just he watches the news real time, then
Speaker 3: is recording it to watch it again in.
Speaker 4: Case he's missed anything. You're so nicely watch it twice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this comes from Alex, a listener in Hawthorne lates
Speaker 3: La party. But on yesterday's show, one of the callers
Speaker 3: of the dads records the news and watches it twice
Speaker 3: every night. My uncle records the news too, except he
Speaker 3: records and watches ABC, SBS ten, seven and nine news
Speaker 3: just in case he misses anything.
Speaker 5: That's commitment.
Speaker 2: We need to get this uncle on for a news quiz.
Speaker 3: I mean, must know more about the news in Melbourne
Speaker 3: than any other person around.
Speaker 4: It's like four hours a night.
Speaker 5: It's a big commitment. I should get him to do
Speaker 5: my news.
Speaker 2: It gives you more time for Facebook.
Speaker 5: That's right.
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Speaker 2: Thank you very much to listen to the show. What
Speaker 2: do you guys like to after the show today?
Speaker 5: I'm hanging out for the Golden Song.
Speaker 4: I got a meeting with the big big Bus.
Speaker 2: Yeah me too. I've got a meet him with the
Speaker 2: not the big big one. He's gone. I've got a
Speaker 2: meeting with the boss. And also I've got to do
Speaker 2: blood tests. Oh that's today, fasting for the last six years.
Speaker 5: That's why you're so grumpy.
Speaker 4: So that makes so much sense.
Speaker 5: Can you have water?
Speaker 3: I've also not just blood tests. They also do something
Speaker 3: else today. You really don't want to.
Speaker 5: Know the finger?
Speaker 3: No, no, anyway, anyway, Tyler, today's show is not that okay,
Speaker 3: it's arguments.
Speaker 2: We're back tomorrow morning. Have a great day. I'm off
Speaker 2: to get tested.
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