Speaker 1: Come on.
Speaker 2: Oh hi, Happy Tuesday, lady.
Speaker 3: Hello, how are you guys? Good? Were you sorry? It
Speaker 3: was that funny? I won't ask you how you are?
Speaker 3: I was just feel very serious. That's all I'm doing.
Speaker 4: You are you?
Speaker 3: Britt Are you? Just generally that's what friends say when
Speaker 3: they meet each other, they say how.
Speaker 4: I know it's only just because we've been together for
Speaker 4: so long so far that it felt like an odd question.
Speaker 3: But I'm good.
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 3: Well, No, I'm not. Thanks for asking. Okay, you're gonna
Speaker 3: be okay. In all seriousness, I'm a bit like a
Speaker 3: bit of anxiety today. That's a little update. If you
Speaker 3: guys have been following you along for a while. Remember
Speaker 3: my dog Delilah, my Aussie shepherd.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Mitch.
Speaker 4: How could we forget Tornado? In a small small dog?
Speaker 3: Minnie, Brittany, Hurry Brittany. So she has been on probation
Speaker 3: for the last month with her dog walking group because
Speaker 3: she's been a bit rough and tumble and she hasn't
Speaker 3: been fitting in much anymore. So they put her on
Speaker 3: a probation and they were like, if we can work
Speaker 3: on her in the next month, she can stay. And
Speaker 3: I've been trying to work on her. But she officially
Speaker 3: got kicked out. She's officially out of dogs. This has
Speaker 3: been going on for weeks now.
Speaker 4: So, like I don't know if you guys heard on
Speaker 4: the show, you were talking about how she was given
Speaker 4: a one month probation but from two separate dog dog walkers.
Speaker 5: So she's been kicked out of both.
Speaker 3: Not that bad, and now she's been kicked out of one. Okay,
Speaker 3: she's still holding on my thread thread by a piece
Speaker 3: of fur to the other one. But today's the first
Speaker 3: day with a new walk.
Speaker 4: You need to stop talking about it on the show though,
Speaker 4: not because I don't want to hear it, but because
Speaker 4: the people of Australia, no one's gonna want to walk
Speaker 4: your dog and you're gonna be stuck.
Speaker 3: No, she's amazing, it's just that there's a couple of
Speaker 3: dogs in the group. She doesn't get along with the
Speaker 3: other one she loves. But if there's if dog's in
Speaker 3: a group clash, the newest dog has to go.
Speaker 2: So what's the update she's got.
Speaker 3: She got kicked out and she started today with someone new,
Speaker 3: just for a little while until I figure out what
Speaker 3: I'm going.
Speaker 1: To do with it.
Speaker 3: It's like the first age is when your kids starts,
Speaker 3: you know, in new preschool. No, she ran off this morning.
Speaker 3: Didn't even look back. She's like, bye, didn't even glance
Speaker 3: over her shoulder. Yeah, so that's my pap. You okay, Britt,
Speaker 3: it's been a hard one.
Speaker 2: That's why you wanted us to ask how you were, Britt. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you weren't good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's okay not to be Okay, thanks forrus
Speaker 3: it's so nice.
Speaker 2: But your dog is the problem. It's really quite a
Speaker 2: terror I had.
Speaker 3: I was speaking of the problem.
Speaker 4: I have a question for you guys, and it's something
Speaker 4: that you know, I want to unpack coming up next.
Speaker 3: Am I the asshole? Probably that's rhetorical.
Speaker 5: The question is rhetorical.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll find out why. After this, we'll go
Speaker 2: to the pick up.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I think we've lost the art
Speaker 4: of Yeah, the art of writing a complaint letter.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're such a Charen.
Speaker 4: I know I'm not a Karen, but I do take
Speaker 4: after Shirley Phillippy, my late nana. She used to love
Speaker 4: writing a letter to the editor. She'd write letters to
Speaker 4: the Mercury all the time, complaining about something that happened
Speaker 4: in the world.
Speaker 3: You're one of those people that just like doesn't write
Speaker 3: any good feedback, but like you'll write to a restaurant
Speaker 3: review or no, disagree.
Speaker 4: I'm all for good reviews, but I'm also all for
Speaker 4: bad reviews when it's like, you know, a metered response.
Speaker 4: The reason why we're talking about this is because there's
Speaker 4: been a debate that has been sparked across the internet
Speaker 4: over the last couple of days, and now a lot
Speaker 4: of these sort of leaving a note like you know
Speaker 4: you're I'm angry about this. I'm going to leave a
Speaker 4: note or come back to parking, or it comes back
Speaker 4: to cars. So here's the note, and tell me if
Speaker 4: you think that this is in fact or not in fact.
Speaker 2: Polite Lauri, you wrote this note.
Speaker 3: I did not write this note.
Speaker 4: No, no, this is just something that I found very interesting.
Speaker 4: Polite notice. Would you kindly refrain from parking your vehicle
Speaker 4: outside my house for days on end. A few hours
Speaker 4: or a day is acceptable. Although you are of course
Speaker 4: legally within your rights to park outside my home, please
Speaker 4: have some common courtesy and consideration and park on the
Speaker 4: opposite side of the road when there is space available.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: So, what is happening in this situation is the person
Speaker 4: is parking the car. There's no other houses on the
Speaker 4: opposite side of the road, but they've parked their car
Speaker 4: in front of this person's house and they will leave
Speaker 4: it there for weeks on end, Like they're not using
Speaker 4: the car all the time, and they just leave it.
Speaker 4: We live in like the city, which I think when
Speaker 4: you live in the city, you don't really get the opportunity,
Speaker 4: like you're not really paying attention to it's parking in
Speaker 4: front of the house. But if you're in the suburbs,
Speaker 4: you know, if there is a car that's been left
Speaker 4: there for weeks on.
Speaker 3: End, it doesn't matter where you are. You don't own
Speaker 3: the road. Anybody can park anywhere they want. If it's
Speaker 3: a public parking area, yeah, I mean it is public.
Speaker 3: I mean it annoys you because you don't want to
Speaker 3: look at the same car every day. Sorry, you don't
Speaker 3: get that choice. Okay, what about if it's like a
Speaker 3: boat or a trailer that.
Speaker 2: Is different.
Speaker 3: They've got to be a limit.
Speaker 2: Yes, you can't leave your caravan. Brittany, God, you're such a.
Speaker 6: Why tell me why not if it's a public If
Speaker 6: it's public parking, you as a taxpayer, pay for those roads.
Speaker 6: Tell me, tell me why you can't park it, because
Speaker 6: I can guarantee which if you could afford a boat,
Speaker 6: you'd want to park it.
Speaker 1: You're Rupert Murdock in this very thank you. If it
Speaker 1: is a street, if you are Trump and I'm come,
Speaker 1: I'm in the right.
Speaker 3: If the street is full of residence.
Speaker 1: If the street is full of residents, Brittany, the residents
Speaker 1: have a right to park outside their house.
Speaker 2: You should not take up three, four or five spots
Speaker 2: with your boat.
Speaker 3: Do you know what this reminds me of.
Speaker 4: It reminds me when you get on a plane and
Speaker 4: people get angry about the overhead baggage and people always
Speaker 4: want to put their bag above their seat, and if
Speaker 4: they get to their seat and it's full, people kick off.
Speaker 2: Laura.
Speaker 1: That annoys me too, because there's nothing worse than going
Speaker 1: up to your seat. Someone's got all their baby bags
Speaker 1: in there, so you've got to go halfway up the
Speaker 1: cockpit to put your bag.
Speaker 5: I totally agree.
Speaker 3: I'm saying this is the same situation, very different stretch,
Speaker 3: Laura Burn, Can I say something, girls, I had the
Speaker 3: opposite of this on the weekend out the front of
Speaker 3: your house, Britt.
Speaker 2: Parking is pretty hard in the city area.
Speaker 1: And I got to my car and there was a
Speaker 1: note on it that said, Hey, I'm struggling to find
Speaker 1: a park. I'm trying to visit my elderly nan. When
Speaker 1: you leave, can you text me? And I thought, is
Speaker 1: this a prank?
Speaker 2: Is this round? I don't know?
Speaker 1: So I text her I said, hey, leaving, not joking.
Speaker 1: Two minutes later, a car turns around, hiding from around
Speaker 1: the corner and.
Speaker 2: Goes, oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 1: I gave him my spot. She cried her eyes out
Speaker 1: and said I just could not get a park.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Well, that's that's a really nice one.
Speaker 4: I mean, I was talking about the complaint letters the
Speaker 4: left on cars, but that's a lovely one.
Speaker 3: Mitch. It's nice.
Speaker 2: What I mean, well, just.
Speaker 3: Away from the complaints, it was nice to have it.
Speaker 3: It was nice to have a positive vent. Talking about
Speaker 3: positive vents. I need to talk to you about something
Speaker 3: that you did on the news a couple of months ago.
Speaker 3: I saw you make a news appearance. Mitch, Wait, what
Speaker 3: was this? What did I miss?
Speaker 2: I didn't even know, Laura that I was on the news.
Speaker 5: You are pretty popular, bitch. I'm not surprised.
Speaker 1: No, I mean I did something, but I didn't realize
Speaker 1: would be sent and put on the news. I wasn't
Speaker 1: aware that it wasn't live, it was recorded. And I've
Speaker 1: made it. I've made him full of myself.
Speaker 7: Laura.
Speaker 3: Wait, do you see the old Mitch saying I didn't
Speaker 3: even know I was on the news. When you see
Speaker 3: what he did, you'll know that he knew.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 5: Okayn't wait to find out.
Speaker 2: Maybe I put a bit of powder on. I'll play
Speaker 2: the audio to.
Speaker 3: After this on the pick up, which I don't know
Speaker 3: how you do it, but I need to know because
Speaker 3: I want to be a part of your world you're creating.
Speaker 3: Last week, last week you went to the Hamilton premiere,
Speaker 3: which was like a huge event. I was talking about
Speaker 3: it all weekends. Yeah, like huge.
Speaker 1: Well, Hamilton's the hit musical from Broadway. Like you could
Speaker 1: not get tickets for a decade. Obama couldn't even get
Speaker 1: tickets to this music.
Speaker 3: I think that's a lie. Obama wanted to go head
Speaker 3: get know in.
Speaker 1: The early days, that was the drama. It was in
Speaker 1: such high demand. Even the president couldn't get tickets.
Speaker 3: Well, there was like the who's who at this premiere?
Speaker 3: I'm talking like in excess the wiggles of them. Larry
Speaker 3: Emder was there, we had Malcolm Turnbull like like, there
Speaker 3: was a lot of star power there, but then none
Speaker 3: of them made the news on my screen. Pops up
Speaker 3: your face with possibly the funniest I have ever seen.
Speaker 3: I've got it here too, because I'm going to play
Speaker 3: this is a nightly news. This is just the nightly news. Yeah,
Speaker 3: listen to this magic Mitch.
Speaker 5: How how are you here?
Speaker 1: Angela Bishop? I'm here and I know what you're insinuating. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm an understudy for all the roles tonight.
Speaker 2: They don't know it, but I know every line. I
Speaker 2: know every number. I'm ready.
Speaker 1: I know him that.
Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Now stop, people are looking broke out. Can you just
Speaker 3: play that again? I help yourself? Can you? Mitch?
Speaker 2: I was asked by gentle Tan's Angela Bishop for singing.
Speaker 2: I thought, well, Studio ten got cuts on you to
Speaker 2: throw a bone, so I sing.
Speaker 3: But Mitch, you this is this is what I think.
Speaker 3: It's funny. Right, you actually have a beautiful voice, but
Speaker 3: you you got so nervous. Listen to how breathy you
Speaker 3: are you so breathy and like you can't get it out.
Speaker 2: He's just the singing. I know him. That can't be.
Speaker 3: How do you feel listening back to that, knowing it
Speaker 3: could have been your shot, Like you're embarrassed?
Speaker 1: Well, hey, the show was on, they were about to
Speaker 1: go on stage, so I wasn't going to get the
Speaker 1: wrong but I was nervous.
Speaker 4: Nervous you Mitch, you say that, and and Bishop is
Speaker 4: the one who set you up for this. You literally
Speaker 4: went in and said, I've practiced my whole life.
Speaker 3: I know everything. Okay, Well, she was gonna ask you
Speaker 3: to sing, Laura.
Speaker 4: You know you were a performer through and through, like
Speaker 4: you every chance you get, you were, like I studied
Speaker 4: in New York.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, guys, what you don't know about showmanship
Speaker 1: is that you put it on. Okay, And there was
Speaker 1: television crew and Angela Bishop. I thought, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give them what they want, good TV. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you Channel ten ratings nightly news through the
Speaker 1: roof that skyrocket.
Speaker 4: They wish, they wished Toudio time was bad. But anytime
Speaker 4: Mitch sees a camera, sees the microphone, it's like you
Speaker 4: just snap into character.
Speaker 3: It's a real it's a business.
Speaker 2: Then wouldn't you say that? Good? Good for me?
Speaker 3: Give us one line now, this is your chance to
Speaker 3: redeem yourself because you were a bit breathy.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it. It's mortifying.
Speaker 3: I'll do the breathing and you can do the thing.
Speaker 2: Gives sound And it's really a sticky point.
Speaker 3: He always he always claims the health. Doesn't he just
Speaker 3: give us one health? No, just a little one. Come on,
Speaker 3: you said you give the pick what they want? This
Speaker 3: is what they want turning off. No, go for it.
Speaker 3: You're almost there.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3: We just got all sit in silence to do it.
Speaker 2: Listen, I can't be the only person that's been on
Speaker 2: the news.
Speaker 4: No, look, I mean I would love to know. Give
Speaker 4: us a call. Have you ever been on the news
Speaker 4: and it kind of backfired for you?
Speaker 5: A little bit? So backfired? But just what was your
Speaker 5: big highlight moment?
Speaker 3: Because Mitch is peaked, I know him.
Speaker 2: That can't be.
Speaker 3: Why is it so breathy? Yeah, because he's nervous relaxing
Speaker 3: to it. You should die for him. It's the asthma.
Speaker 3: All right, Let's get all.
Speaker 2: The songs back after this on the pick Up.
Speaker 4: We're just reveling in the fact that Mitch. Look, he
Speaker 4: made the news on the weekend.
Speaker 5: Because he's a star.
Speaker 4: One would think that he would make the news for
Speaker 4: things like being, you know, in the pick up or
Speaker 4: well having.
Speaker 5: A having a success podcast.
Speaker 3: But no, was there. The Wiggles were there, Malcolm to Hernbull,
Speaker 3: Larry Emder like, there were so many superstars there, but
Speaker 3: they didn't make the news. Mitch, you did.
Speaker 2: This was the premiere of Hamilton Magic.
Speaker 3: Mitch, how how are you here?
Speaker 1: Angela Bishop? I'm here and I know what you're insinuating. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm an understudy for all the roles today. They don't
Speaker 1: know it, but I know every line, I know every number.
Speaker 1: I'm ready, I know him.
Speaker 2: That can't be. I'm embarrassed. Now stop people looking?
Speaker 3: Can I just how did we bypass the part where
Speaker 3: Angela Bishop says how are you here?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 3: She says a magic Mitch, how how are you here?
Speaker 2: What She's like?
Speaker 3: You're on the red carpet? Who let you in?
Speaker 1: Okay, we're taking your calls. Laura thought it would be
Speaker 1: a good idea. Have you been on the news?
Speaker 3: When did you make the news?
Speaker 4: I made the news once and it was the real
Speaker 4: My mum cut it out and she put it on
Speaker 4: the fridge because she was so proud. I got stung
Speaker 4: by blue bottles and it got stung so bad and
Speaker 4: there was like an outbreaking woolengong at the time, and I.
Speaker 3: Ended up up in the newspaper. My mum cut it
Speaker 3: put on.
Speaker 5: That's cute me holding a bottle of vinegar.
Speaker 2: That's what I was. You're on the news, remember all
Speaker 2: that honey, bag of stuff happened? That was big. I
Speaker 2: was on the news.
Speaker 3: It's always too soon. Yeah, I got dumbed on national television.
Speaker 3: It's nice. So it made the worldwide news. Actually, it's
Speaker 3: good how.
Speaker 5: It all turned out. Though, look at you now.
Speaker 3: He'd be jealous, right, she's not jealous. He's married with
Speaker 3: a kid. He could not care. Again, he does not
Speaker 3: ever think about me.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go, honey, honey, honey, Hello, honey.
Speaker 2: What happened to you on the news when we on
Speaker 2: the news? Honey?
Speaker 7: Hey, guys. So, back when I was younger, I used
Speaker 7: to be obsessed with Justin Bieber. So I was one
Speaker 7: of those crazy girls who like used to just like
Speaker 7: wait outside the radio station, or like wait outside his post.
Speaker 3: Into his room, crazy girl.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like struck into his room Like I thought that
Speaker 7: was totally normal. I was like a thirteen year old anyways,
Speaker 7: So obviously Channel nine were there all the time, and
Speaker 7: they filmed me once saying I love you just now.
Speaker 7: It's stock footage and it haunts me, like I could
Speaker 7: just turn on Channel nine at any point and if
Speaker 7: they are talking about Biber, they will use me.
Speaker 3: You're in the Biber package.
Speaker 5: What did your friends say when they saw it? Do
Speaker 5: they say it all?
Speaker 3: We love you justin? Oh?
Speaker 7: Like look, it's it was part of me growing up.
Speaker 7: So like anybody brings up Justin Bieber to me, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 7: and I'd.
Speaker 1: Probably rolling that out lot when the Canadian Prime Minister
Speaker 1: Justin Trudeau wins the next election.
Speaker 2: I love you justice, imagine all right.
Speaker 1: Alexandra sent us a DM on the pickup Think So
Speaker 1: she said she got on the news because her dog
Speaker 1: swallowed an entire tennis ball.
Speaker 5: Is the dog Okay probably that's the way.
Speaker 3: I think it just made that up, But you can't.
Speaker 3: That's that's not funny. Because there was a dog at
Speaker 3: my dog park that recently passed away. Because it swallowed
Speaker 3: a tennis ball.
Speaker 5: You feel bad, now, don't you?
Speaker 3: Mitch with your breath is singing.
Speaker 2: I know him. That can't be here, Angela Bishop really mean,
Speaker 2: what the hell are you? Don't need Fay.
Speaker 4: She just knew that you were going to turn it
Speaker 4: on and you were going to perform for her. She
Speaker 4: literally just walked up with a microphone, didn't have to
Speaker 4: say anything. Cordy, magic Mitch, and off you end.
Speaker 2: Hell did you get here?
Speaker 3: Did you notice how Mitch Laura put on like a
Speaker 3: full fake voice, like that's not how he speaks.
Speaker 5: It's I love that about you and Mitch.
Speaker 4: It's about time that you end up in a theater
Speaker 4: performance like properly, like paid.
Speaker 3: For it, not just Laur a TV show like the
Speaker 3: ones we wrote.
Speaker 2: Okay, moving on the let's get out of he out,
Speaker 2: We're done.
Speaker 1: We'll be back tomorrow. Well, what are you ready to
Speaker 1: drive you home? If you're standing the show, you can
Speaker 1: podcast it. Laura loves leaving notes on cars, like angry notes.
Speaker 4: I just think that we should bring back if she's
Speaker 4: on the MP I think we should bring it back.
Speaker 4: I think can you fader out if something is upset
Speaker 4: you in life?
Speaker 3: You should.
Speaker 2: She's gone, Laura's Mike's been turned on, and we'll see
Speaker 2: you well tomorrow. Goodbye, bye,