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Speaker 2: Richmond Gold one four point three hgs Melbourne, Australia, procusting
Speaker 2: to the world that Christian, I'm stuffed a taxi dermist
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Speaker 3: It's actually quite hard on skin. So I heard a
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Speaker 4: Show, I Love myself in the toilet for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Stars Well see the big news announced the last twenty
Speaker 2: four hours. Then that talking about Queen is star of
Speaker 2: Bohemian Raps, of the movie Raimon Mannock is going to
Speaker 2: be the next Bond bad baddie. That is great casting.
Speaker 3: He actually would make a good bad guy. He something
Speaker 3: I don't want to say evil about his face, but
Speaker 3: he has some evilness about him.
Speaker 2: Don't you think He's mom listens to the show every day?
Speaker 2: What are you doing about? He has got large eyes,
Speaker 2: Boggley eyes. I didn't say that. I said large, you
Speaker 2: say boggley. I think it'd be great if he was
Speaker 2: the baddie as Freddie Mercury.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well a lot of Bond.
Speaker 2: As he butchering and planning on pointing a laser at
Speaker 2: the sun or something is singing Queen songs bars alone,
Speaker 2: you will die, mister Bondes bicycle bicycle I lied.
Speaker 3: To but they make his teeth even bigger than they
Speaker 3: wearing the queen?
Speaker 2: Is he eating all the planets? All right? Welcome to
Speaker 2: Friday's show. It's just coming up for ten minutes past six. So, Patsy,
Speaker 2: what's going on with the weather last night? Very very windy?
Speaker 2: I'm hearing about the biggest storm coming this way in
Speaker 2: what fifty years?
Speaker 4: Yeah, really windy, and it's going to pick up lighter
Speaker 4: today and that's going to have big ramifications over at
Speaker 4: Bell's Beach for the surfing today, massive.
Speaker 2: Swells and how highre they going to get?
Speaker 5: What were I saying something about Tom?
Speaker 2: When you say what were they saying? I'd heard something?
Speaker 2: I was hoping that you would call it? Take the
Speaker 2: They into you as into news weather say, I don't know,
Speaker 2: hang on, let me just flick on a trip to
Speaker 2: see what the nice person said. I rewind it.
Speaker 4: Guys at the bomb Bureau, they're calling it a fifty
Speaker 4: meters storm, five meter swells down there?
Speaker 2: Five meters. Do you think people with who are into
Speaker 2: their server will take today off just go and catch
Speaker 2: that like Johnny Utah break.
Speaker 3: Actually, can you go and surf during a competition? Like
Speaker 3: what if just some random guy went and surfed out there?
Speaker 3: But how do you control the whole beach?
Speaker 2: They have surf bouncers?
Speaker 5: Well that, yeah, it's all riped off, isn't it a beach?
Speaker 2: Isn't it some guys swearing out there with a red
Speaker 2: velvet rope.
Speaker 4: You're not on the list, shuts on patrol, but it's
Speaker 4: anyone that comes into the zone. Yeah, so that should
Speaker 4: be interesting to see what happens. It will be a
Speaker 4: bit of point break action down there.
Speaker 2: And where is Winky Pop? Is that out on the
Speaker 2: Great Ocean Road?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That's the next next run along, isn't it, Jack?
Speaker 3: I think I think if they can if there's not
Speaker 3: enough surf a Bells beach surfit Winky Pop?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, do you guys realize how odd that sounds
Speaker 2: winky pop? Are you aware of what it sounds like?
Speaker 2: Winky pop? You know, surfing is a cool kind of thing,
Speaker 2: isn't it. You know, winky pop doesn't sound quite right.
Speaker 2: You didn't hear that at any point during point break,
Speaker 2: Johnny Utah and the Presidents of the America of the USA,
Speaker 2: and not talking about going catching some waves down at
Speaker 2: Winky Pop.
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Speaker 3: I had to give you one side of an argument
Speaker 3: when my wife isn't here to defend herself.
Speaker 2: That way to do it. I mean, I've done that
Speaker 2: for last twenty years in the radio. I come here
Speaker 2: for therapy to be honest. Why give them their chance
Speaker 2: to speak?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 3: My therapy this morning is I think there's an area
Speaker 3: where I'm being a good guy at home and she's
Speaker 3: been the bad guy. We have a pretty agreeable agreement
Speaker 3: that when somebody's cooking dinner, the other person has to
Speaker 3: do the washing out.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. That system has been going on since people living
Speaker 2: in caves. I believe you take it down to the
Speaker 2: stream and wash the rocks. I guess they eatel.
Speaker 3: We have this huge cooking board that is great fun
Speaker 3: if you're the one preparing the meal. Great fun to
Speaker 3: use because you can get everything on it. It's huge.
Speaker 2: You can use it for little portions like the chilies
Speaker 2: all chopped up over their top left.
Speaker 3: The problem is that when you get to the washing
Speaker 3: up stage, it's it's too big to fit the dishwasher.
Speaker 3: You can't really get it under the sink. You have
Speaker 3: to wrestle it into the sink and then stuff.
Speaker 2: Who puts your chopping board in the dish.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's one of the plastic ones. It's like a
Speaker 3: big industrial plastic one. So but washing it off like you,
Speaker 3: you'd spraying water up on you and everything. So I
Speaker 3: go for when I'm cooking, I try to, even though
Speaker 3: it's fun, not use the big huge cooking board because
Speaker 3: I know that it would put pressure on her later
Speaker 3: on with the cooking up. She uses the big huge
Speaker 3: cooking board when she's cooking willy nilly, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Out of consideration for the clean up guy afterwards, no
Speaker 2: her concern.
Speaker 3: So there I am again last night, as I am
Speaker 3: pretty much most nights that she cooks with the water
Speaker 3: spraying all over me.
Speaker 2: Right, here's the thing, right, master chef, I believe starts
Speaker 2: again next week. Okay, I want to see the judges
Speaker 2: doing the wash up. They're not cooking it. Don't rock up, Gary,
Speaker 2: start stuffing it down your pie hole without sticking around
Speaker 2: to the plates afterwards. Wouldn't you'd have to see that
Speaker 2: the last thing with the three of them with their
Speaker 2: sleeves rolled up doing the washing up. Catch it, tune
Speaker 2: in for the next episode, and don't splash me with
Speaker 2: all the water. Turn it down as they try and
Speaker 2: do the trouboards. You're right, chopping boards are oversized. You
Speaker 2: have to put it up on. It's on one edge
Speaker 2: of it, don't you in.
Speaker 3: Well, when we stayed at your house, when we were
Speaker 3: babysitting your caps, use those. There's round sinks you got.
Speaker 3: I don't like to set up at your house.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, well that's why we're moving out around sinks.
Speaker 2: One of us has got to go round sink. I'm going, okay,
Speaker 2: it's rental, I'm going them. But no. And then you
Speaker 2: got the top board. You wedge it in and you're right.
Speaker 2: You turn the tap on if it's one of those
Speaker 2: mix or ones and that and the water jet hits
Speaker 2: it because you turn it on high because you want
Speaker 2: to blast the whether the food. Therefore you think for
Speaker 2: a plastic way, I don't have to touch it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but then it splashes you in the face, it does
Speaker 2: it. It soaks you.
Speaker 3: Is there any way to clean a big chopping board er?
Speaker 3: Do you have to go outside and spread it down
Speaker 3: with the garden.
Speaker 2: No, do you know what I do in mine? I
Speaker 2: take it in the shower with me. See work together,
Speaker 2: A good old clean The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three Big game yesterday. I thought it was an amazing game.
Speaker 2: The Anzac Day clash deserves a great game for special
Speaker 2: day like that, and it really lives up to it.
Speaker 2: You should call VIC Police today and reporter robbery.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I wasn't sure if you were going to
Speaker 3: be on side or offside.
Speaker 2: It's a great game. I actually thought you were robbed.
Speaker 3: I mean, I actually love the game and even though
Speaker 3: as a big Essen fan we lost by three or
Speaker 3: four points, it was frustrating in the last quarter to
Speaker 3: see some decisions not go our way.
Speaker 2: But you know what, especially when you lose by that
Speaker 2: closer margin. So I've not seen many footy games end
Speaker 2: that closely. They're more definitive, aren't they. There's normally a
Speaker 2: big gap, so you know, win a loser. Well, when
Speaker 2: it's that tight, I understand why people are upset at
Speaker 2: the end of it. But then I think the game
Speaker 2: has There were so many major highlights that Danaher kicked
Speaker 2: right before halftime is incredible. Yep, But then I want
Speaker 2: to don't I want to think it's a real standpoint,
Speaker 2: isn't No one's talking about the great game or talking
Speaker 2: about the booing afterwards which was horrendous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, it is not a good look. But as
Speaker 3: an Essendon fan, can I say where? I think it's we've.
Speaker 2: Got an apologist given the floor. Get the news clip ready, Pats.
Speaker 3: It was such a look. I don't want to blame
Speaker 3: the umpires for that. For the last quarter, like Colling.
Speaker 2: They were absolutely bonn They should be sucked. Don't even
Speaker 2: let them referee kids games anymore. Some of the umpires
Speaker 2: this season are atrocious. Throw them under the bus.
Speaker 3: I think it's that pressure cooker of a last quarter
Speaker 3: that really led to what happened when Pendlebury accepted the
Speaker 3: Anzac Day Medal. They do it really soon after the
Speaker 3: final siren, so they pretty much get straight into the
Speaker 3: speech by Hamish and then award the winner of the
Speaker 3: Anzac Day Medal. I think what we heard because he
Speaker 3: did get booed, there was it's no doubt that when he's.
Speaker 2: Exactly when you got that war veteran, it's an act date,
Speaker 2: it's there too. Yeah, it's not you for you boot
Speaker 2: the umpires. Sure, let them know and let the AFL
Speaker 2: know how you feel, but when the war veteran gets out,
Speaker 2: there is just a lack of class and respect on
Speaker 2: and you do that so well. Hansat Days has done
Speaker 2: so well and it was just ugly. I know you're
Speaker 2: upset about your sport. Do you how lucky you are
Speaker 2: to have the freedom to go and watch that game
Speaker 2: because of their sacrifice. You show a real awful lack
Speaker 2: of perspectives.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's not a good look and my feelings.
Speaker 2: Are upset, so I'm could have boom out because I'm ten.
Speaker 3: If there was I mean, we would be the umpires
Speaker 3: if I would love for after the game for Hamish
Speaker 3: McLaughlin to go all right now the umpires will walk
Speaker 3: around the ground, but you know.
Speaker 4: To criticize them, there are protected spaces they get all
Speaker 4: yeah pea coats in a twist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well this is where you get this game wrong.
Speaker 2: Biggest mistake. If I was in charge of AFL, do
Speaker 2: what we do in England with soccer, the whole game,
Speaker 2: the referees, there's chance the referees and awful swear words,
Speaker 2: the whole game. Whole game. They're getting abuse and stick.
Speaker 3: I think it used to be worth that. In recent
Speaker 3: times there's been a lot of like protect the umpire
Speaker 3: time stuff why newspapers and in the midas.
Speaker 4: They come out, the umpiring Association comes out. If you
Speaker 4: could to size them, does it really got to be
Speaker 4: respected now they're bullying them?
Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 2: I've been bullied. It's all part of it. They get
Speaker 2: it wrong. It's all part of the game, isn't it,
Speaker 2: Because otherwise if you have the instant video replay. They
Speaker 2: just brought that in soccer in the UK and it's
Speaker 2: killing it. It's so slow and clunky. Part of the
Speaker 2: human areas are part of the things that arenoys about
Speaker 2: sport as well.
Speaker 3: Yes, so I just want to I don't want to
Speaker 3: apologize firstening fans on the word and yesterday's game, but
Speaker 3: I think what we saw was a bit of fury
Speaker 3: and pent up anger at the decisions in the last quarter,
Speaker 3: unfortunately spill over into when Pendlebury was accepting the Anzack.
Speaker 2: Mental Perhaps I think we've met a dad like Jack.
Speaker 2: You're the dad that gets called into school when the
Speaker 2: horrific brat of a kid has punched some other kids
Speaker 2: unpressingly going. I think what we saw there was a
Speaker 2: little bit of bubbling over. Can you go and work
Speaker 2: for the d's as the brand new press officer, you know,
Speaker 2: don't sound goodie out anymore? Try and spin it? You
Speaker 2: should go out there. I think what we're seeing at
Speaker 2: the moment is a spinning over or well.
Speaker 1: Sahid the Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: On this day, mystery on this day, all right, April
Speaker 2: the twenty six, On this day in history all the
Speaker 2: most famous unrest and overthrowing to mutinies ever Mutiny on
Speaker 2: the Bounty in the eighteen hundreds. Do you know the
Speaker 2: story about Captain blibing overalled by his master's mate, Master
Speaker 2: Christian was there British ship. Yeah, they didn't agree with
Speaker 2: how it was being run, so the ship's mates Master
Speaker 2: Christian stage. Yeah. I think I should be renamed myself
Speaker 2: on the posters and on the promos to Master Christian.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But if there's a mutiny in here, who are
Speaker 3: we taking down?
Speaker 2: It's probably you, I reckon, Pats, Perhaps was stage mutiny here? Actually,
Speaker 2: Pats can talk today. You know that spray that I
Speaker 2: carry with me all the time.
Speaker 3: The child stuff.
Speaker 2: Pats was struggling during the five thirties, so she's had
Speaker 2: a spray of it. Now that that throat you're purring again.
Speaker 5: Pass woman? Yeah, what's in that.
Speaker 2: Other stuff that makes you nice? Nothing illegal?
Speaker 3: Feel that gorud?
Speaker 5: It's got to be alle.
Speaker 2: Ho's got a buzzet. I did warn you. It does
Speaker 2: bring tears to your eyes. It's called thieves. If anyone
Speaker 2: wants eye it's great.
Speaker 3: But's the other day. I forgot about this. The other
Speaker 3: day Christian went to spray the chibe stuff in his
Speaker 3: mouth and he sprayed.
Speaker 2: Lens cleaner class lens cleaner. Do you know what? I
Speaker 2: actually fell ill for the rest of the day. There's
Speaker 2: a big old anyway. So yeah, mutiny on the bounty.
Speaker 2: It was a very very civilized mutiny, though, as Captain
Speaker 2: Bly was overthrown and putting a little boat with eighteen
Speaker 2: of his crew and set a drift. They gave them
Speaker 2: twenty five gallons of water, one hundred and fifty pounds
Speaker 2: of bread, thirty thirty pounds of pork, six quarts of rum,
Speaker 2: and to be fair, six bottles of wine. Now, if
Speaker 2: we did a competition where sold won all that, and
Speaker 2: it's but tocky hams. That's a great price. But it
Speaker 2: didn't mind six bottles of Why if I get kicked
Speaker 2: out of here and the Morscoes get out, okay? And
Speaker 2: she then gave me six bottles of bread wine. I'm like,
Speaker 2: thank you, that's pretty good. Have you got any pork?
Speaker 3: But did they kick him off onto a desert or no?
Speaker 2: Tiny little boat I went, But to be fair to
Speaker 2: Captain Bly, six weeks later he steered that voat to
Speaker 2: East timor they survived.
Speaker 3: And then what is there some kind of court ruling
Speaker 3: or anything, or you just add on international waters. You
Speaker 3: can do what you want.
Speaker 2: I'll be real honest with you as as far as
Speaker 2: I read. We've got enough here, little skim on this
Speaker 2: don't do me. I'm my journalist, all right. But today's
Speaker 2: question on this day mystery. Number one movie on this
Speaker 2: weekend in the nineties ended like this.
Speaker 8: Welcome now, Hollywood, what's our dreams?
Speaker 2: Number one movie this weekend in the nineties ends like this.
Speaker 2: This is the final scene Great Big, a nineties movie.
Speaker 2: Welcome Now, Hollywood's Dreams, one of the defining movies of
Speaker 2: the nineties.
Speaker 8: Welcome now, Hollywood's dream So instead of telling you more
Speaker 8: about the dinner bout, I've got you that.
Speaker 2: Instead of I.
Speaker 3: Can't even tell who the actor is.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Miss, it's misleading. It's not necessarily someone
Speaker 2: who's in the movie. All right? Nine four one four,
Speaker 2: one oh four three. Give us a call with your guesses.
Speaker 2: Which movie the nineties ends like this?
Speaker 8: Welcome now, Hollywood, what's your dreams?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four, one oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three on this day, Mystery on this day, just coming
Speaker 2: up for ten to seven. So I'm asking you this morning,
Speaker 2: number one movie on this day, Friday, the twenty sixth
Speaker 2: in the nineties. Big nineties movie ended like this. It
Speaker 2: was the number one movie on this day in the nineties.
Speaker 8: Welcome now, Hollywood, what's your dreams?
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to the lines. Lots and lots
Speaker 2: of people calling in this morning. Sue, you're one of them.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Sue, Good morning right now, Sue? I uh,
Speaker 2: what do you think it is? It's pretty warmn no hesitation.
Speaker 2: All right, let's play back a bit more the final
Speaker 2: scene in that movie.
Speaker 8: Welcome to Hollywood. What's our dream? Everybody comes here. This
Speaker 8: is Hollywood land to dreams.
Speaker 1: Some dreams come true, some don't. But keep on dreaming.
Speaker 8: This is Hollywood, always time to dream, So keep on dreaming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well done. Yep, so you could guess. So I
Speaker 2: didn't think anyone would get there. I thought i'd have
Speaker 2: to give more clues. Partsy came straight and said straight
Speaker 2: away as well, pretty woman.
Speaker 4: Yep, we've seen that location in LA when we went that.
Speaker 4: You know how you do those festy star tours and
Speaker 4: you go past all the locations and it's so unassuming.
Speaker 4: It's just like this tiny little apartment building that you
Speaker 4: wouldn't even give a second look at as you go past.
Speaker 2: So did you love that movie?
Speaker 5: I love that movie.
Speaker 4: And of course Brian Adams is or has written the
Speaker 4: music for the stage production.
Speaker 2: They do a stage New York.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, hoping to bring it to Australia, right.
Speaker 2: I didn't know he was doing that. I know that
Speaker 2: Madonna was the first person they offered it to, was
Speaker 2: she Yeah, instead of Julia Roberts. And that would have
Speaker 2: been a terrible movie because there's so Julie Roberts and
Speaker 2: Richard gear they're great in it, and Richard gear wasn't
Speaker 2: the first choice either. It was Sylvester Stallone who turned
Speaker 2: it down. No, yeah, straight up. Stallone was obviously the
Speaker 2: biggest star in the nineties and so totally different movie
Speaker 2: with Julia Roberts and Stallone yelling up for Vivian at
Speaker 2: the bottom of the fire escape as well, and also
Speaker 2: John Travolta was offered the role after Stallone as well,
Speaker 2: which would have been a different movie too. Do you
Speaker 2: know Pat's been a triviafore you found out? Originally was
Speaker 2: going to be called three thousand Dollars.
Speaker 5: Oh that's a stupid title.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know why?
Speaker 6: Why?
Speaker 2: How much money do they agree on for the weekend
Speaker 2: for Vivian and Richard Getz? Three thousand dollars was it?
Speaker 2: There you go, that's what they went for a pretty
Speaker 2: woman in the end. All right, well done, every one.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you knew so much about pretty Woman the.
Speaker 1: First time O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Right now, Jack? Two days ago Wednesday, we were having
Speaker 2: a meeting. I got called out that meeting to go
Speaker 2: into another meeting with the big Boss Boss's boss Boss boss.
Speaker 2: I wasn't in the meeting when the boss kind of
Speaker 2: find me and she caught Jack going into the store
Speaker 2: cupboard and stealing radio station merchandise red handed. Caught out,
Speaker 2: weren't you with your hand in the old cookie jar?
Speaker 2: Jackie boy, Hey, let's get Jack on now. There he is, Jack,
Speaker 2: So you were caught red handed.
Speaker 9: I'm joining you from outside the storeroom where I was
Speaker 9: caught red handed just two days ago. Well, actually I
Speaker 9: wasn't caught red handed. I quickly threw away the jumper
Speaker 9: and pretended I was just perusing the storeroom.
Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, because this is it. The boss then said
Speaker 2: to me when I saw she went, oh, just caught
Speaker 2: Jack stealing some merchandise. She presumed you were after stationary
Speaker 2: and could work out white like, it's no big deal.
Speaker 2: Help yourself. It's not like there's only one one or
Speaker 2: two bits of compliment slips she didn't want as you
Speaker 2: were stealing one of the They are actually really nice,
Speaker 2: those thicker sort of warmer jumpers, the gold one o
Speaker 2: four point three jumpers at the street team were.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's actually the station's done a really good job
Speaker 9: of picking a good bit of merchandise. You know, sometimes
Speaker 9: there's stinky old things in this T shirts are just
Speaker 9: boxing yack'.
Speaker 2: Too tight around the neck or they look flammable as well.
Speaker 9: But these ones are so good, and they won't give
Speaker 9: you them, even if you work at the station. They
Speaker 9: won't give you.
Speaker 2: I've asked the one a couple of times ago. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're sort out warm. I haven't had one. You stolen.
Speaker 9: I stole on for me. I still want for the anchor.
Speaker 2: Well, you understand, you want to rock around impressing people
Speaker 2: with who you are the JP and the big morning show.
Speaker 2: That's fine. One for your wife.
Speaker 9: That's actually what I was going. I didn't tell you
Speaker 9: I've already stolen one in the past.
Speaker 2: I was feeling this, you are a shot that okay.
Speaker 2: So the thing is, I want one of these, right
Speaker 2: and now Jack stolen one. I want you to steal
Speaker 2: me one as well. This way, if I get told off,
Speaker 2: I go with Jack stole it, you know so? And
Speaker 2: he's you are you? Are you in the store cupboard? Now?
Speaker 10: Yes, it's the best time to come because I mean
Speaker 10: most of the employees are here at the station. Yes,
Speaker 10: but Boston coming to about eight o'clock. So I'm just
Speaker 10: entering the store cupboard. Now, oh, I got it's like
Speaker 10: really want his chocolate factory here?
Speaker 2: But what can you see?
Speaker 9: They have big like rain jackets, gold embroidered. That's embroidered,
Speaker 9: so you know that's good. They've got T shirts.
Speaker 2: See, I can't rock around on the rain jacket. It's
Speaker 2: too sad. It's one thing that a poster everywhere. If
Speaker 2: you still wearing a rain jacket, I'll be hanging around
Speaker 2: out underneath my posters, going hoping that people go, oh
Speaker 2: is that you up there? How do you know? It's
Speaker 2: written on your back.
Speaker 9: We've got the T shirt. We'll come back for those
Speaker 9: in summer, but now I see them jump in.
Speaker 2: Okay, can you grab me a large and extra large?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure which I'll be, so if you could
Speaker 2: get me one of both, past you on one, I'll
Speaker 2: have the one that doesn't fit.
Speaker 9: Plays extra large of God.
Speaker 2: Do you want you one for Chris?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And for audio. They got kids sizes down.
Speaker 9: There, there is no kids.
Speaker 2: I'll take a small adult then for the kids, and
Speaker 2: I'll get one for Sarah and my wife as well.
Speaker 2: The family that brands together stays.
Speaker 9: Together, guys, I got to move quickly. Jason the music
Speaker 9: guy who's just entered the building, and I.
Speaker 2: Mean he can't come. My mate, that guys from Brisbane.
Speaker 2: Just chuck in one of the Excel ones. He'll be
Speaker 2: absolutely fine.
Speaker 10: Okay, all right, I'm going meet, I'll go, I go
Speaker 10: about three, I'm coming, I'm coming back.
Speaker 2: And no, no, no, I need you to stay there
Speaker 2: because I think I think that our dear listeners would
Speaker 2: love some of this much as well. Seeing as you're there,
Speaker 2: why don't we grab an extra one or two while
Speaker 2: you're there. The boss won't be in for a little
Speaker 2: while yet, so if you want to have one of
Speaker 2: these exclusive jumpers, they're nice, thick wooden one. They are
Speaker 2: a decent quality. Calling now I'll in duct you straight
Speaker 2: away into our street team nine four one four one
Speaker 2: o four three nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: It's a live radio heist right now. Jack Pots got
Speaker 2: caught stealing the other day from the supply cupboard here
Speaker 2: normally locks. He managed to kick open the lock or picket.
Speaker 2: Why stealing, But I was just himself so much astonishing
Speaker 2: for here for his wife. His wife one of our
Speaker 2: very very snug, very nice and warm gold normally worn
Speaker 2: by the street team jumpers. So I'm asking jack to
Speaker 2: obviously get me and phats one because we want some now,
Speaker 2: and I'm going to give Robin Hood. I'm giving some
Speaker 2: of you dear listeners some of these jumpers as well.
Speaker 2: Jackie is still there.
Speaker 9: I come from live in the bank vault, and that's examp.
Speaker 9: Some more merchandise, cap drink bottles. We've even got leggings,
Speaker 9: gold leggings.
Speaker 2: Are we are we arming a gold militia at some point?
Speaker 2: Are waiting for the big off? What's doing in there? Honestly?
Speaker 7: Say what?
Speaker 9: The ladies afore? There's also and the rain jackets hang.
Speaker 2: On a minute cold one four point three sunglasses.
Speaker 9: Even weirder than that, they're the parent company Australian Radio
Speaker 9: Network aarr and branded sunglasses.
Speaker 2: All right, let's give away some of these gold jumpers.
Speaker 2: Then let's go to Susie. First of all, Morning Susie,
Speaker 2: good morning, Hey, welcome to the show. Susie. You fancy
Speaker 2: one of our gold jumpers.
Speaker 11: I do fancy one of your goals jumpers would be lovely.
Speaker 2: I know you're happy to wear this and promote the show.
Speaker 11: Absolutely. I'm a ride shared driver with Siva and I
Speaker 11: have ladies in the car all day and all night,
Speaker 11: and I'd be very happy. They're prisoners in my car.
Speaker 11: So they have to listen to gold see any station
Speaker 11: I play.
Speaker 2: Well, you're in the street team now. And also Siba,
Speaker 2: that is a great idea that yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's good for the ladies that they well, a lot.
Speaker 2: A lot of parents now are getting Sheba to do
Speaker 2: school pickups and stuff like that.
Speaker 11: I'm waiting to pick up a child in about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Is unbelievable. This is the world we live in now.
Speaker 2: This is un people. All right, So what size do
Speaker 2: you want, Susie?
Speaker 11: Oh well, I'm a whole lot of woman song going
Speaker 11: to need the biggest size you have.
Speaker 2: Great, Okay, that's fantastic, Jack, can we sort out our friends?
Speaker 2: Susie here with the first one that we're giving away,
Speaker 2: stole them.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm going to throw in a drink bottle, Susie,
Speaker 9: thank you.
Speaker 2: Hey, why don't you chuck in a bear of sunglasses
Speaker 2: for when it's getting ahead, for when the summer comes back?
Speaker 8: Brilliant?
Speaker 2: Why not chucking a spare pair with the old arn
Speaker 2: parent company on as well. Brilliant Susie. We send it
Speaker 2: out today. Have a good weekend.
Speaker 11: Thank you all right.
Speaker 2: Lenny, Good morning morning, Lenny. Welcome to the show. You're
Speaker 2: in the street team. How are you going to promote
Speaker 2: this show and the job.
Speaker 12: Well, we're off to Chazy to do a caravan show
Speaker 12: on Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Very important demo market over there in Chazy, especially the
Speaker 2: caravanning listeners. You know, they're very loyal listeners. You're a
Speaker 2: human billboard for me, Lennie. I thank you for that.
Speaker 2: What size, Jenisa large?
Speaker 12: The extra large?
Speaker 6: I think they used the.
Speaker 2: Jane if you got one for Lenny.
Speaker 7: Got an extra large?
Speaker 9: Lenny?
Speaker 2: You sor that's right, Lenny. Have a good weekend. You
Speaker 2: two guys enjoyed the caravan. Thank you very much. Lenny.
Speaker 2: You love the jump as well. Change a jumper, change
Speaker 2: your station, change your life. Kimmy, Yes, Jimmy.
Speaker 7: Yes, kim Yes, we're.
Speaker 2: Gonna We're gonna wear the jumper, are going to promote
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna wear it everywhere out in about to work,
Speaker 7: walking the dogs, shopping, do you name it.
Speaker 6: I'll wear it.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Kim. Welcome to the Gold One
Speaker 2: I four point three street team, and what size can
Speaker 2: we get your Kimmy?
Speaker 11: I'll go the extra large tree absolute.
Speaker 2: Why not you want it? You don't want it too tight?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 11: I like it baggy and coverly and you.
Speaker 2: Know, yep, cool jack, we got something for our friend, Kim.
Speaker 9: Kim, you're lucked in. I'm glad you're gonna wear it
Speaker 9: around because the one I told for my wife, she's
Speaker 9: only wearing it as pajamas. She's not actually wearing it
Speaker 9: out on the street.
Speaker 2: She's gonna wear that out. I need that back street
Speaker 2: team for indoors, theff out and about they're on the streets.
Speaker 2: It's not the bed team.
Speaker 9: Guys. You won't believe the last bit of merchandise I
Speaker 9: found right at the back. It is a gold embroidered
Speaker 9: business shirt.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 9: A business shirt? The kind of shirt you'd wear to
Speaker 9: a business meeting, like a button up black collar shirt.
Speaker 2: Okay, no more jumpers. Who wants the business shirt? Who
Speaker 2: wants to look the business and listen to the business.
Speaker 9: There's only one size, medium.
Speaker 2: Size medium only, Okay, no more excels nine four one
Speaker 2: four one oh four three. Who will win the Golden
Speaker 2: shirts calling now the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: So I've raided the store cupboard here at the radio station.
Speaker 2: I've got my jumper, Now you've got your jumper bats. Yes,
Speaker 2: they look, they look. I've gotta be honest. They are
Speaker 2: very nice, often very comfy radio station merchandise. The clothing
Speaker 2: stuff isn't the best. They go for the cheapest place
Speaker 2: they can find in China and sweatshop guarantee where it's
Speaker 2: actually stuff. They've got the swag Dave stock it got.
Speaker 2: It's very very good. However, that shirt.
Speaker 3: You bought in now, this is a one off. This
Speaker 3: is right in the back of the store.
Speaker 2: It's a one off. They must have got as like
Speaker 2: a demo one that went. No more of those. It's
Speaker 2: a black shirt that my be worn by an umpire
Speaker 2: or cheer lord. What is that? Why has he got
Speaker 2: the gold emblem above the breast pocket? Why would they
Speaker 2: bring out business shirts.
Speaker 3: I can't think of one situation where this is the
Speaker 3: shirt that you need to wear.
Speaker 2: Were attending like a dance tournament or we're looking to
Speaker 2: sponsor a load of umpires.
Speaker 3: But what's up I just had a brainwave. I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure it's Huggies from Producer Gold Live.
Speaker 2: Sorry, not Produce Gold Pure Gold Life.
Speaker 5: I can't speak.
Speaker 2: There's no way that's hug I don't want to say,
Speaker 2: but there's no way that's not Huggies. Okay, that's not that.
Speaker 2: That is a monstrosity shirt. If I saw someone walking
Speaker 2: down a street rocking that, I'd make a note whatever
Speaker 2: that station wasn't go never to tune in based on
Speaker 2: such a foul piece of clothing. But anyway, it needs
Speaker 2: to be out there on the streets morning learning, Sandra.
Speaker 2: I hope we've done a good job of selling this
Speaker 2: shirt to you. You you're going to win the business
Speaker 2: shirt with the station on.
Speaker 11: Yeah, thanks, that is the question.
Speaker 2: And where are you going to be wearing this proudly, Sandra?
Speaker 2: We need to know that's going to be out there
Speaker 2: promoting the station.
Speaker 11: Oh well, it'll be doing in the morning Santinentula.
Speaker 2: And to bingle. Oh wow, you're going to look great
Speaker 2: around there with this beautiful last year. Yeah you will,
Speaker 2: I promise you. Yeah. All right, So that's the corning.
Speaker 2: You have a good weekend.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three Have I been ripped off by my twelve year
Speaker 2: old daughter right the last couple of months. The biggest
Speaker 2: thing in her life this year is Billie Eilish Live
Speaker 2: next Friday night. I'm taking her and two of our mates.
Speaker 2: We're all going to Billie Iirish. She has had an
Speaker 2: outfit hung up for the last six weeks. That's how it?
Speaker 2: Do you remember? You were that excited about something as
Speaker 2: a young music fan. And this is only going to
Speaker 2: be the second gig that I've ever taken her to.
Speaker 2: The first one she doesn't like talking about anymore because
Speaker 2: there's a deep shame. But I love bringing up one direction.
Speaker 2: But she fair to my daughters, they said twenty minutes
Speaker 2: in this is rubbish? Can we go? I went absolutely,
Speaker 2: whatever you do now in your life, I don't care.
Speaker 2: You've you've peaked now. You saw one direction that I went,
Speaker 2: this sucks.
Speaker 3: It was midway through the Q and A section, Remember correctly.
Speaker 2: When they run out of their three hits and then
Speaker 2: in front of twenty thousand people, we're going to stop
Speaker 2: the music now and do a Q and A. I'm
Speaker 2: not joking that actually did a Q and a twenty
Speaker 2: minutes when you're you going to see the food fighters
Speaker 2: and he goes enough when the music, who wants to
Speaker 2: know what I love for my team? That's what they did,
Speaker 2: so he left. So anyway, Billy Eilish next week. Everyone's
Speaker 2: getting very, very excited. And she's really into this kid,
Speaker 2: Billy Elish. She's one of the most exciting new voices
Speaker 2: in music right now in the world. And she wants
Speaker 2: a pair of Billy Eilish. She rocks around these Dr
Speaker 2: Martin boots. I had a pair of DMS when I
Speaker 2: was a teenager. They laugh for they last years. She
Speaker 2: wants a pair, all right. She saved them one hundred
Speaker 2: and twenty bucks of her own money.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she needs another one hundred and twenty bucks. Okay,
Speaker 2: and the gig is next Friday, And I said, you
Speaker 2: need to earn the extra money. I'm not getting them
Speaker 2: for you because she got new trainings a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago, so she'd absolutely, I'll do whatever. So I
Speaker 2: started to sort of work out, I need a load
Speaker 2: of ironing done. There are a lot of chores around
Speaker 2: the house that she needs to do. Now. I went in,
Speaker 2: I thought this is a pretty fair rate. I said, Okay,
Speaker 2: Puss shirt said you need to watch a YouTube video
Speaker 2: abou how to iron a shirt as well, because it's
Speaker 2: a pain in the back. So I hate it. I
Speaker 2: went in at ten bucks. My wife then walks in
Speaker 2: the conversation, we have to have one of those? Can
Speaker 2: we just Chris? Can you just come out here? And
Speaker 2: straight away Lois goes, they know what we're up to.
Speaker 2: Oh dad's being told off? And she goes for ten
Speaker 2: bucks for shirts. Wait too, she didn't googles what the
Speaker 2: going rate? It's just two bucks. Then they could go back.
Speaker 2: I go back in and go do you know what?
Speaker 2: It's five dollars. I think it's fair, she went, She
Speaker 2: only saying that because mum told He said was about
Speaker 2: to about that as well. So it's five dollars. We've
Speaker 2: agreed on a shirt two hours yesterday. Do you know
Speaker 2: how many shirts she did?
Speaker 3: Well, you could get in two hours, you get through
Speaker 3: through fifth few.
Speaker 2: I'd say, well, I gener many of me.
Speaker 3: She did three, three in two hours.
Speaker 2: Not just that I can't wear this. I can't wear these.
Speaker 2: It looks like I've been run over. I'm like, what
Speaker 2: happens to the back? No one sees your back. I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't wear a shirt.
Speaker 3: That's how I am. I don't really worry about the back.
Speaker 2: You start with the back. You can't ever crumbled up.
Speaker 2: You're gonna toilettle someone, take your jacket off. People are
Speaker 2: going to know that you've done the poor man's She
Speaker 2: then hits me, I'm not making this up right. She
Speaker 2: hit me an invoice supposed it note with two shirts
Speaker 2: and one of my wife's tops that just says blouse
Speaker 2: misspelled as well, So I owe her. She's already fifteen dollars.
Speaker 2: But the thing is, these days, the going rate, what
Speaker 2: kids charge and what they get for stuff has changed
Speaker 2: since we were kids. Tooth Fairy used to get a
Speaker 2: chart of the eighties. Fifty cents.
Speaker 3: Yep, I'm still getting fifty cents in the nineties.
Speaker 2: I want to note. I expect to note.
Speaker 3: Them too much anymore?
Speaker 2: Can you actually get with fifty cents inflation? What could
Speaker 2: you actually walk into anywhere with now and buy for
Speaker 2: fifty cents? Do you think you could get like some
Speaker 2: sweets or chocolate bar baby or something?
Speaker 6: Nothing?
Speaker 2: I think under a door these days is there? What
Speaker 2: do you pay for chores? Pats or do.
Speaker 4: You get ten dollars a week most weeks? But she
Speaker 4: has to do a lot for that. She has to
Speaker 4: unpack the dishwasher and put her washing in the laundry
Speaker 4: and help around the house.
Speaker 2: We needed, I need to help us one of them.
Speaker 2: What are you paying kids for? If you've got kids,
Speaker 2: what are you paying them for these days? What is
Speaker 2: the going rate for various chores? And also when you
Speaker 2: were a kid, what did you get paid to do?
Speaker 2: Because normally you have to get paid to do stuff
Speaker 2: that you don't want to do yourself, that isn't the standard.
Speaker 2: Stuff like that, well obviously won't dishwashers back in the day.
Speaker 2: We have to pay the kids to take the dog
Speaker 2: out to the park with the back and stroker with
Speaker 2: this special brush that gets all her coat off because
Speaker 2: she's constantly just dropping hair in the house. So they
Speaker 2: have to go to the local park and I have
Speaker 2: to pay them because it's it's a horrible and it's
Speaker 2: a German shepherd dog, right that thing does not like
Speaker 2: a metallic spiky brush being dragged a course as far
Speaker 2: as it scoops.
Speaker 3: Up and then bayside residents seeing all her hair flowing through.
Speaker 2: The sky, it's put in the bag, okay, nine one
Speaker 2: four three? What do you pay your kids to do?
Speaker 2: And what did you get money to do when you
Speaker 2: were a kid? Nine four one four one four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: So next Friday night, taking my twelve year old daughter
Speaker 2: highlight of her year. It's been counting down for the
Speaker 2: last couple of weeks ago And see Billy Irish Live.
Speaker 2: I didn't when I was. Billy Onish is just seventeen,
Speaker 2: selling out all over the world. This concert sold out
Speaker 2: in nine minutes. So I also tell you that I've
Speaker 2: got to have my nails painted if I to go
Speaker 2: as well with them. I'm not joking. Billy Irish has
Speaker 2: black feernails and I've got to get all of mine
Speaker 2: done black nose to paint them.
Speaker 3: The real stuff that stays on for a week or whatever,
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 2: Like just some of the stuff that stays on for
Speaker 2: a couple of hours then gets wiped off when we
Speaker 2: get back home. So anyway, she trying to earn extra
Speaker 2: pocket money at the moment to get some brand new
Speaker 2: Dr Martin boots because Billie Eilish wears them and she
Speaker 2: wants to go in her so, so that's fine. You've
Speaker 2: got to earn your way. So it's five dollars per
Speaker 2: shirt for ironing. At the moment, I want to know
Speaker 2: what do you pay kids? What's the going rate? And
Speaker 2: what do you get paid to do when you were
Speaker 2: a kid as well? On nine one four three, So
Speaker 2: you would did you get paid by my mo and
Speaker 2: daddy post? Yep?
Speaker 3: I got a weekly allounce. I think I got twenty
Speaker 3: bucks a week.
Speaker 2: What there back in the day that would have been
Speaker 2: decent money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I had to do all the classics, dishwasher,
Speaker 3: take the bins out, and make my bed that sort
Speaker 3: of thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, PA's what about you? I guess that living out
Speaker 2: on the farm with your would you have to kill
Speaker 2: a cow? Kill a cow? Six am is slit his throat,
Speaker 2: not a rip cent, punch it out, it's knock it out.
Speaker 4: I got not a red scent, and I used to
Speaker 4: mow lawns and do the dogs crazy.
Speaker 2: That's another new whatever. Not a red scent. That farm talk.
Speaker 4: Not nothing, not a nothing s ripped off.
Speaker 2: Kelly, Good morning, good morning, good morning, Kelly welcomes for showmte.
Speaker 2: So tell us about your experiences there were pocket money.
Speaker 13: Okay, So I pay my children to twenty dollars a
Speaker 13: week to wash the dishes and keep their room cleans.
Speaker 13: But I wanted to tell you my story about when
Speaker 13: I was younger. Yep, my uncle Bernie used to pay
Speaker 13: me two cents per grey hair to puck out of
Speaker 13: his beds.
Speaker 2: Two cents.
Speaker 13: Two cents yes perk right here?
Speaker 2: Wow? And how many would their uncle Bernie have pulled
Speaker 2: out in a good session you think.
Speaker 13: I just think got about fifty cents worth away.
Speaker 2: Right, that's about so he would just come around, sit
Speaker 2: there and then you'd have to put out the gray hair.
Speaker 11: No, thank you.
Speaker 13: My my parents used to go and play cards there,
Speaker 13: and while they were playing cards, I could.
Speaker 2: Like an elephant sing out of David Attenbrough Keady. That's priceless.
Speaker 2: That is brittiant, candy. Thank you very much for coding
Speaker 2: you with that.
Speaker 6: No problem, fine, have a good.
Speaker 2: Mate, Dusty. I'm pretty good, Dusty. I hope you're well. Uh,
Speaker 2: tell us about you. Then, what do you pay your kids?
Speaker 6: I don't pay my kids anything. I think if you
Speaker 6: pay your kids for doing general stuff around the house,
Speaker 6: you're teaking them a sense of entitlement, and they grab
Speaker 6: the sports brat nothing. I've got six kids and uh
Speaker 6: and they washed the dishes, they cleaned the toilet, they
Speaker 6: cleaned the floors, they clean their rooms. I don't believe
Speaker 6: anyone I would pay their kids to clean their rooms.
Speaker 2: Well, it cost your fortune.
Speaker 6: You've got six kids, they got six, six boys, so
Speaker 6: they aren't money eting.
Speaker 2: Blimey, that's how do you co? I felt exhausted with
Speaker 2: two daughters, six boys. I'm bored.
Speaker 9: I'm board.
Speaker 6: My wife's gray.
Speaker 2: That's unbelievable. All right, justy, thank you very much. She
Speaker 2: cool have a good weekend.
Speaker 12: You're welcome, you very It's good a.
Speaker 2: Jeanie, Jeanie, Jeanine Janine. Sorry, how is that written down
Speaker 2: on my phone system?
Speaker 3: He I mean it looks like Jeannie double ni.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, welcome to the show. Welcome, thank you, welcome.
Speaker 2: We welcomed each other to each other's shows. Right now,
Speaker 2: what did you get paid to do? Well?
Speaker 7: I wasn't paid anything to do anything at all to
Speaker 7: do with any of the chores. None of us were.
Speaker 7: Mum and dad had seven kids, so there was no
Speaker 7: way they were going to pay us to do anything.
Speaker 7: On the other hand, my daughter I used to pay
Speaker 7: her five dollars a week, and that was a dollar
Speaker 7: a day.
Speaker 3: And so she got weekends off.
Speaker 11: She had right to work on the weekends.
Speaker 2: And what does she have to do for that?
Speaker 7: Empty the mody, the dish washer, hang out washing, bring
Speaker 7: washing in, do the dishes, vac You mean you knowed
Speaker 7: anything around the house.
Speaker 3: How does a kid hang out in the washing? You
Speaker 3: get her up on a step ladder.
Speaker 9: Still you could reach.
Speaker 7: She could reach. She was probably about seven. She could
Speaker 7: reach uppy.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, listen, have a lovely weekend. Thanks very
Speaker 2: much for calling you. Coming up after eight then we're
Speaker 2: about ten minutes away from the first winner on my
Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars phone frenzy, I could be calling you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melviourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: All right, that's fine. Who's coming to the first winner
Speaker 2: on this? Are you ready for Christian O'Connell's fifty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars phone frenzy. We're about to find out who is
Speaker 2: our first winner five one thousand dollars every Friday. All
Speaker 2: you have to do during the week every single out
Speaker 2: between nine and five. You're listening out for a certain song.
Speaker 2: As soon as you hear the song, you call in
Speaker 2: and you're added to my contacts list.
Speaker 3: You've got your contact list here today you've yeah, I
Speaker 3: got to sorry? Are we now? Are we saying the winner?
Speaker 3: Because we've now we've picked it out, the worker bees
Speaker 3: have drawn drawn the name. Do we say the name
Speaker 3: or do we just call the number?
Speaker 2: Well, there's been a lot of the phone frenzy that
Speaker 2: the frenzy mainly it mainly has been internally with people
Speaker 2: are arguing about this. I don't know why it's so complicated,
Speaker 2: but why have we got one hundred and four backup names?
Speaker 2: How only think we're going to be here doing this telethon?
Speaker 2: Or will now they give you two or three? And
Speaker 2: then we crap our pants if no one picks up
Speaker 2: then and people just go, oh, I get it one hundred.
Speaker 3: And four and how long will that take us? All right, guys,
Speaker 3: it's twelve thirty in the afternoon Sunday.
Speaker 2: All right, So that's how it works. That's the phone.
Speaker 2: Friends who've got fifty thousand dollars Every Friday, we call
Speaker 2: one of you up. If you're on the contacts list.
Speaker 2: All right, so we're about to phone the first number. Yes,
Speaker 2: if you got a name, James Calder. Don't think you're
Speaker 2: meant to give out the sturday. It's James. There's no
Speaker 2: radio undo button, is there? It's James. Forget her out
Speaker 2: the other bit? All right, let's call him up now.
Speaker 2: So we're saying if he doesn't pick up in five
Speaker 2: we move on five rings. Is that right? I don't
Speaker 2: know you counting? Is that two? Three? Hello, mister Calder?
Speaker 2: It James, Jimmy, that's me. Yep, who do you think
Speaker 2: this is?
Speaker 7: I haven't actually been listening to the radio.
Speaker 10: And the kids said, I think I heard your name.
Speaker 2: You are the first ever winner on the phone, Frenzy.
Speaker 2: You've got five thousand dollars.
Speaker 7: Ah, that's fantastic, thank you.
Speaker 2: Hey, well done. So the kids gave you a nudge.
Speaker 12: Well, I think you know, driving the kids to school's
Speaker 12: a it's a pretty good bonus doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well done. What are you going to do with
Speaker 2: your five thousand dollars if you just want?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 6: Look, I hate to be boring, but I'm probably going
Speaker 6: to pay off the credit card.
Speaker 12: But that means I can put a whole lot of
Speaker 12: new good stuff on it.
Speaker 2: Well, that's all right, wipe it out and start again,
Speaker 2: can't you?
Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 3: But shuldn't you spend some of the money with the
Speaker 3: kids saying as they heard the call out, yeah like
Speaker 3: a finder.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm sure they'll be onto that as an idea.
Speaker 2: How old are your kids?
Speaker 12: I have got a fifteen, a thirteen and an eleven.
Speaker 2: You don't sound too short.
Speaker 7: I do have to think about that.
Speaker 2: And are they all in the car now? You're on
Speaker 2: your way to school?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Exactly right? So do they know that dance disc won
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars? That's awesome? Yeah, well done, Well listen,
Speaker 2: enjoy spending your money, all right?
Speaker 12: Thanks?
Speaker 2: Bye? All right, Well now, mister calder our first winner
Speaker 2: so far, all right, more chances you to get called
Speaker 2: next Friday, coming up between now and the end of
Speaker 2: the show. Then the song you're listening out for play
Speaker 2: between nine and ten is Mark Cohen walking in Memphis
Speaker 2: when you hear that call him for five minutes. We'll
Speaker 2: keep the lines going for five minutes on nine four one,
Speaker 2: four to three one on Jimmy Colder this morning, First
Speaker 2: Winner still got loads of money to give away. Could
Speaker 2: be you next Friday. Keep listening to Gold one oh
Speaker 2: four point three, the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: I've often thought of times AFL does look like a
Speaker 2: game of quidditch, and then yesterday I see one of
Speaker 2: your players looking like Draco Malfoy. I think, wow, you
Speaker 2: but really really embraced it.
Speaker 3: It was a odd choice to come out on ans
Speaker 3: Ac Day with a brand new look, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I liked it, though, but I wonder if it was
Speaker 2: at times distracting to fellow teammates because it's an incredible
Speaker 2: hairdoo to suddenly roll out, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It was distracting all of us at home because first
Speaker 3: they show on the whole team running out through the banner,
Speaker 3: so you see that somebody's bleedged their hair, but you
Speaker 3: can't quite tell who is yet, and I kept wanting
Speaker 3: them to show who it was like this every now
Speaker 3: and again, someone pops up in the corner of mark.
Speaker 2: First I thought it was a game you play where
Speaker 2: the first one is what's which player is wins a
Speaker 2: cash prize at the MCG. Maybe it's something you should
Speaker 2: do for the losing team. They all have to the
Speaker 2: next game, have their hair dyed like that, and all
Speaker 2: play like that until they start winning. All right, So
Speaker 2: what would you do, by the way, if you did
Speaker 2: win an instant five thousand dollars like our friend there,
Speaker 2: I would We've got.
Speaker 3: A gaping hole in the living room where a fireplace
Speaker 3: should be at the moment.
Speaker 2: You want to get that?
Speaker 3: So were.
Speaker 2: You want to get that? Sort of that? Winter's coming?
Speaker 3: I know, And because now I guess with the fireplace
Speaker 3: not there, the chimney's got straight access just to blow
Speaker 3: wind down the chimney.
Speaker 2: It'd be just blasting in around the whole place. Perhaps,
Speaker 2: what do you do?
Speaker 5: I'd be off to Disneyland, Yeah, take the kid.
Speaker 2: Or just you.
Speaker 5: They probably just get me there for that, but I'm
Speaker 5: open to going on.
Speaker 2: Hey, just reading has been Chris? Can I need you
Speaker 2: to look after order for I'm off to disney Man?
Speaker 2: How did it go?
Speaker 5: Well, wouldn't it?
Speaker 2: I would use my five thousand dollars, I'd fly to
Speaker 2: New York in two weeks time, and I would get
Speaker 2: the first available copy of Howard Stern's new book, Mate
Speaker 2: is all about that for me?
Speaker 3: Well, so, you're lineup at the bookstore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they come out a couple of days before they
Speaker 2: do over here, and I would I'd go, that's what
Speaker 2: I would do.
Speaker 3: So is it autobiographical? Because I thought you.
Speaker 2: Were in he's done two books? Not that a big fan.
Speaker 2: I think he's done two books, and one of which, obviously,
Speaker 2: Private Parts, was a very good movie as well. But
Speaker 2: this one is a huge, big old book. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be like three hundred pages, and it's a lot of
Speaker 2: him talking about and transcripts of his interviews, which are
Speaker 2: the best interviews that around TV or radio, and then
Speaker 2: loads of other stuff as well, including one big secret
Speaker 2: that's been harboring for years and why he's kept it secret.
Speaker 2: And everyone's going to speculate at the moment what they
Speaker 2: think Howard Sterne's secret is?
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 2: I think it's the fact that he's bored. He's been
Speaker 2: wearing a wig. For years.
Speaker 3: Really does he start?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I think it is. I don't know who.
Speaker 4: He's got eyebrows though, hasn't he like he's got bushy eyebrows?
Speaker 2: Will be a double cruel blow for a bald man.
Speaker 2: If you lost your top of your head and your eyebrows.
Speaker 2: People don't have no eyebrows? Some No, they don't. I
Speaker 2: don't know when you crash your car if you're driving
Speaker 2: along the albino man? Or why's he got no eyebrows?
Speaker 2: To be more disconcerted than the fact Bruce Willis has eyebrows.
Speaker 5: Fair Howard's a really thick and dark but there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't got anything to do with it. There's there's bordered
Speaker 2: people who've got eyebrows about all of them. All right,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. This will be the quickest phone
Speaker 2: and we've ever done. Are you bald with no eyebrows?
Speaker 2: Calling now to bring us wrong? Nine one O four
Speaker 2: three The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Yesterday I saw the trailer for the new Elton John
Speaker 2: movie Tara and Edgerton is a great actor can be
Speaker 2: playing Elton John. It looks brilliant. You seen the trailer? Yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: can't wait. We'll hope to get any do an exclusive
Speaker 2: exclusive early preview of that as well. Elton John. I'm
Speaker 2: still standing on God one I four point three. So listen.
Speaker 2: If you are a ball gentleman and you ever meet
Speaker 2: Patrina Jones or news lady, you know that she is
Speaker 2: stoning at your face thicking. Oh, he's wearing eyebrow wigs.
Speaker 2: Eyebrow A two pay? How's he got those fake eyebrows on?
Speaker 5: Six to one?
Speaker 2: Dead centerpiece? That's what he's got there above his eyes.
Speaker 2: All right, it's time for this week's don't judge me,
Speaker 2: but the next half an hour radio is judgment free.
Speaker 2: You call up, confess something you do. We do not
Speaker 2: judge you. Some of the stuff we hear on this
Speaker 2: don't judge me.
Speaker 7: But I'm forty six and I'm completely and utterly addicted
Speaker 7: to a PlayStation four game which is named a teenagers.
Speaker 2: What's the game? It's called Dead by Daylight.
Speaker 9: It's survival horror game.
Speaker 13: My son has been playing it for a while, and
Speaker 13: I just happened to glance over his shoulder and go,
Speaker 13: hell that.
Speaker 9: Actually they're terrifyingly fun.
Speaker 3: What's your son's name, Hayden? Have you playing upstairs on
Speaker 3: the video? Go and going Hayden, what times dinner?
Speaker 13: Don't judge me, but some days we'll go to the
Speaker 13: drawer and this note phone underfinished.
Speaker 12: So were the missages?
Speaker 6: So I don't give me buck kicked or put them
Speaker 6: back in the drawer so she has no water.
Speaker 14: Don't judge me, but I cannot stand people doing silly
Speaker 14: things on the road. And I sometimes fit the horn
Speaker 14: when my husband's driving, so I will lean over and
Speaker 14: fit the horn and he'll get angry at me, and
Speaker 14: I'll get angry at him, and then I'll get angry
Speaker 14: at the driver in front of it.
Speaker 3: I love that, and I.
Speaker 14: Also do the wipers if I can't see.
Speaker 2: All right, that's all the ones we've had so far.
Speaker 2: Then don't judge me. But nine four one four one
Speaker 2: o four three the best Confessions we get to that
Speaker 2: half of now, some amazing brizes. I'm just looking around
Speaker 2: the studio, including a breakfast show mug and I brought
Speaker 2: this when I went to hero and Iland last week.
Speaker 2: A Heron Island from the gift shop there. Coaster, Oh
Speaker 2: very nice. It's just one. It's only only only you
Speaker 2: get to use the coaster and nobody else. All right,
Speaker 2: then give us a call nine.
Speaker 1: Four four three The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three Friday morning. We're taking your calls down your confessions
Speaker 2: in a judgment free zone. We call it judgment Friday.
Speaker 2: Christian o'connalls. Don't judge me, but all right, so mine
Speaker 2: this week. And I found yesterday what a great surprise
Speaker 2: this was. I found where my wife is hitting the
Speaker 2: kids chocolate Easter eggs because they had too many. So
Speaker 2: I tell you what those kids, But I hung up
Speaker 2: and find that secret stash. Just Papa's tearing through it.
Speaker 3: Why say she's going to drip three feed them chocolate eggs?
Speaker 5: Yep, they get so much.
Speaker 2: You've got it way too much as well.
Speaker 3: I used to eat or on the Sunday and my
Speaker 3: brother was good at keeping them, so for the rest
Speaker 3: of the next few weeks, I was always so angry
Speaker 3: at him that he still had eggs and I didn't
Speaker 3: have any. The drip feed is such a great, great
Speaker 3: way to.
Speaker 2: Do it well, the drip feed. That old bag of
Speaker 2: drip feeds getting small and smaller because I keep eating it,
Speaker 2: and soon my wife is going to discover there's hardly
Speaker 2: any left for those kids. So I guess I'm saving
Speaker 2: them from getting their type two diabetes. So that's why
Speaker 2: it's a selfless gesture. Really, don't do.
Speaker 3: No judgments, thank you very much. What is your confession,
Speaker 3: simple one, probably a classic one for a lot of households.
Speaker 3: But I've noticed that I've started if and I don't
Speaker 3: do it very often. If I audibly fought, just blame
Speaker 3: it on the dog.
Speaker 2: Well like a ventriloquist. You're going to go you could throw.
Speaker 3: Your well, usually it will happen from a different runs,
Speaker 3: so Bianki, it actually goes. I heard that that was Luna.
Speaker 2: But that's why they're called man's best friend. They're also
Speaker 2: there to take the blame for that as well.
Speaker 3: If she can't defend herself, all right, just go to Matt.
Speaker 2: Now, good morning, Matt, Good morning. You're boding Matthew, And
Speaker 2: what is your don't judge me, but all right, judge me.
Speaker 12: But I am forty five, im, I'm a father of
Speaker 12: four kids, and I'm completely addicted to that new ABC
Speaker 12: show called Blue first thing in the morning. Now, I
Speaker 12: hear a lot of listeners out there going yes because
Speaker 12: it is one of the best cartoon family, I should
Speaker 12: say family, But it's a kid's TV shows always starts
Speaker 12: at eight am in the morning. The kids will be
Speaker 12: getting ready for kinder going dad, come on, get me ready.
Speaker 12: It's like, hang on in a second, but it is
Speaker 12: one of the best cartoon It's this Australian TV cartoon.
Speaker 12: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: And what is Blue? Tell us about Blue?
Speaker 12: Okay, I'm forty five and I'm telling you now. It's
Speaker 12: a cartoon and it's about a blue healer who's a cartoon.
Speaker 12: His name, of course is Bluie. Well she is, should
Speaker 12: I say? She's like I think six years old, and
Speaker 12: she's got a sister called Bingo. And there's the mother
Speaker 12: and father who are Bandit and Chili and their voice
Speaker 12: by Australian. It's like Miss Warhurst and who else is it?
Speaker 12: The excellent singer of the Australian band Custard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that sounds pretty cool.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of it.
Speaker 12: Don't blame me if you get addicted, all right, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that that's my Yeah, yeah, I used to really
Speaker 2: get into some of that when my kids were your
Speaker 2: kid's age. There used to be a TV show called
Speaker 2: The Night Garden and I'd actually it was a highlight
Speaker 2: of my day watching that. I would fall asleep watching that.
Speaker 2: Every the kids would stop waking outing. You're leaning on me, dad.
Speaker 2: There's the theme tune. Yes, my name is Eagle Biggle,
Speaker 2: Big Wiggle Wigle Woo and I like sleep Town, still
Speaker 2: love that, and then Dog with the Blog. Have you
Speaker 2: seen Dog with a blog?
Speaker 12: It is that there's a lot of adult jokes in
Speaker 12: there too, which go over the kids' heads, which is great,
Speaker 12: like you'll be scrubbing.
Speaker 2: Have to go and watch this. Now, I'm going to
Speaker 2: check out blue and some of all the other stuff
Speaker 2: I got banked up on Netflix stuff to watch this week.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to check out Bluey.
Speaker 12: There's one thing where he's scrapping the toilet and he's saying,
Speaker 12: when the kids walking, we come on, My goodness, what
Speaker 12: have I been feeding you? It's amazing.
Speaker 2: You got to be there for that one. You're Matt's
Speaker 2: all getting on a seat, folks. All right, Matt setting
Speaker 2: up the Melbourne Fang Club online now for Bluey. Matt,
Speaker 2: thank you very much for calling in and confessing. Thanks buddy,
Speaker 2: all right, hav a good weekend. Back to more Bluey?
Speaker 2: All right, then, what's your don't judge me, but we've
Speaker 2: had We're not asking Patsy's because we found out earlier
Speaker 2: on what it was and no one needs to hear
Speaker 2: what she's putting down there. Nine four one for one oh.
Speaker 1: For three, the Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point three.
Speaker 2: I've just found out that Blue is the ABC's biggest
Speaker 2: and most popular TV show. I'm not joking. Since it
Speaker 2: started in October, that kid's TV show that Matt was
Speaker 2: turn us about twenty three million times has been downloaded
Speaker 2: from the ABC website. Wow, it's huge and it's they've
Speaker 2: just on a globe will deal for it. But the
Speaker 2: creators here in Australia refused to read dub out for
Speaker 2: America and the UK the Aussie accents. They're keeping them
Speaker 2: and good for you rightly. So what was that on.
Speaker 5: The other side of the building?
Speaker 2: I can hear it sense of world's worst soundproofing. What
Speaker 2: kind of crap box is this? We can hear some
Speaker 2: of the other side of the building. I don't meant
Speaker 2: it being the most sound brufe building in the world.
Speaker 2: The other day, two days ago, we were showing you
Speaker 2: the story about this amazing story, one of the most
Speaker 2: interesting news stories I think of the week. It's an
Speaker 2: amazing story. It's a miracle. Lady who's been in a
Speaker 2: coma for twenty eight years has suddenly woken up. Nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety one is when she went into a coma and
Speaker 2: she's she's alive, She's woken up. It's incredible. I can't
Speaker 2: stop thinking about this will be her first weekend awake
Speaker 2: in twenty eight years. You MEAs, what's she going to do?
Speaker 3: Are you assuming she's already watched Titanic and Sixth Sense
Speaker 3: and all the things you recommend.
Speaker 2: She's had four days and played bop it to going
Speaker 2: near a Nintendo snares, played Sonic, had a cheeseburger. But
Speaker 2: I can't help but think a couple of things about this, Right,
Speaker 2: I know this is the other around. If I heaven forbid,
Speaker 2: I hope this never happens. But if I was in
Speaker 2: a deep comba for twenty eight years, right, I know
Speaker 2: that my wife would have moved on?
Speaker 3: How quickly?
Speaker 2: Well, Tom Hanks, even though that lady's married to Tom
Speaker 2: Hanks and cast away? How many years she moves on?
Speaker 7: Years?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Four years she moves on? Was he shacked up in
Speaker 2: the eye? Were just old Wilson for company? Doing goodness?
Speaker 2: Now with Wilson, you know he's a guy, he's got need.
Speaker 3: They've both moved on, and this.
Speaker 2: Is my new friend, what's her name? Wilson? Do you
Speaker 2: think do you think it's going to be awkward where
Speaker 2: you know, they're catching up the husband and all that,
Speaker 2: and obviously twenty eight years he's he's probably.
Speaker 3: You're talking about Seriah's new husband.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, No, the guy, the coma lady, her
Speaker 2: husband found. He's not going to wait to twenty eight years.
Speaker 2: She's going to wake up and I'll say, God, it's
Speaker 2: a miracle your alive. It's going to get awkward and
Speaker 2: she going to go, who are those people there? Oh? Ah,
Speaker 2: that's my wife? Who those are there? There? My kids?
Speaker 2: Who are the little people there? Are? Grandkids? Twenty eight
Speaker 2: years is a long.
Speaker 3: Time can get a luck down, yew.
Speaker 2: They would have moved on, wouldn't they? And also, do
Speaker 2: you know what if I was in a coma for
Speaker 2: twenty eight years? That's never not been mentioned in every
Speaker 2: argument we ever had. Well, I'm not the one that
Speaker 2: was asleep for twenty eight years. Every single argument that's
Speaker 2: been brought up the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three today is that? What time? Waster? Bond the twenty
Speaker 2: fifth Bond movie, no idea on the title yet, but
Speaker 2: they have announced that the new Bond Baddie, which is
Speaker 2: great casting Oscar winning, brilliant as Freddy Mercury and Bhamian
Speaker 2: Rout seat Raymie Mallick. Also they revealed that it will
Speaker 2: be in his character as Freddie Mercury as well. Amazing
Speaker 2: singing crazy Baddie. Awesome, what a great idea along with
Speaker 2: Daniel Craig. What's not so Light Today? Then the op
Speaker 2: word time waster is a Bond tip and it's ruin
Speaker 2: a Bond movie. Have you seen any Bond movies I've seen,
Speaker 2: because early on I found out you haven't even seen
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Speaker 2: The Nan with the Golden Gun. We find out more
Speaker 2: about James Bond and his grandmother in The Nan with
Speaker 2: the Golden Gun and the Spy who loved Meat and
Speaker 2: my last one Skype fell, Let the sky fell? All right?
Speaker 2: What have you got them? Ruined a Bond movie?
Speaker 15: Octopussy pussy. Yeah a long title, moldy eye so moldy yeah.
Speaker 15: Are we gonna get like an extra line on all
Speaker 15: of them?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Man with the Golden mom.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you've got the Golden mom and the
Speaker 2: man with the Golden gun. It's the whole family of Bonds.
Speaker 3: And quantum of sandwich. I didn't like that one.
Speaker 2: Let's not end on a band. Okay, let's go back
Speaker 2: to Octopus, pussy Puss, powerful stuff, all right, Send us
Speaker 2: yours ruin a Bond movie. It's Friday. Would expect oh
Speaker 2: four seven five three one oh four three ruin a
Speaker 2: Bond movie this morning? That's the outwork time waste to
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Speaker 2: o four three? What them in ten minutes time? After
Speaker 2: some music The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three Genesis Icon't Dance Good Song. One of the worst
Speaker 2: music videos ever. It's just the three of them just
Speaker 2: going from the left of the screen to the right
Speaker 2: the screen, then back the other way. That's it.
Speaker 3: They bother to dress up though they're in Texas.
Speaker 2: That is the only effort they made in that music video.
Speaker 2: Genesis icon't dance. The song you're listening out for this
Speaker 2: hour between now and ten o'clock is Mark Cohen walking
Speaker 2: in Memphis. That's you try and get all my contacts.
Speaker 2: This is part of our fifty thousand dollars phone frenzy
Speaker 2: by you the way. No more will I hear any
Speaker 2: more jokes about THEES fans being very partial Evan cheeseboards.
Speaker 2: What's that about the food poising outbreak at the Chairman's
Speaker 2: lunch for the bombers? For Rabbit Terrienne, Rabbit Terene. What
Speaker 2: sad bombers person who's got food bois? He has to
Speaker 2: call him work today? I've had a Dongey teren.
Speaker 3: That's what they were booing at the end of the Man.
Speaker 2: This Rabbit Tarene is too so alright. Then they announced
Speaker 2: recently the twenty fifth Bond movie. They're announcing a title
Speaker 2: next week, but they have announced it. Rebbie Mannik from
Speaker 2: Bahamian Rhapsody. It's going to be the Bond Baggy Addi
Speaker 2: with Daniel Craig Switch on a ruin a Bond movie, Tachi,
Speaker 2: you're ready to mark dr no idea Silver plus dodr
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Speaker 2: Silver leaf Breaker, Anita in Mays or till well done?
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Speaker 2: who Gloved Me ex definitely unmarkable. I'm probably unbroadcastable. But Bes,
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Speaker 2: from Russia with hate? Silver Dr No idea weeth what's
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Speaker 15: Don't know what's going on there Front Moon Breaker, Better Silver,
Speaker 15: Live and get Pie.
Speaker 2: Well that's it. We're backing track now World Undrell, thank God,
Speaker 2: Norell and the Spy flash mob me.
Speaker 3: I want to give it a bit of mark because
Speaker 3: there wasn't many golds, but it's only silver.
Speaker 2: All right? And how to bart?
Speaker 1: What up the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three Mark Cohen Walking in Memphis. That was the winning song.
Speaker 2: This out to get on my contacts list. You could
Speaker 2: be getting a phone call next Friday on our fifty
Speaker 2: thousand dollars phone Frenzy Next chance to win get on
Speaker 2: my list is after ten o'clock with Higo this morning
Speaker 2: on Gold one. I four point three. After today's show,
Speaker 2: I'm going to meet someone for breakfast. This person has
Speaker 2: no idea what we've met before. It's an Australian comedian
Speaker 2: called Matthew Hardy, who wrote a great book quite a
Speaker 2: few years ago about footy and growing up as a
Speaker 2: young footy fan, a Saints fan. It's called Saturday Fever,
Speaker 2: Saturday Football Fever. It's a great book. And we got
Speaker 2: talking on social media and he invited me out for breakfast.
Speaker 2: He's been listening to the show, but he used to
Speaker 2: be he was in his early twenties. He came over
Speaker 2: to England and became a very big stand up star.
Speaker 2: He was a really great stand It must have been
Speaker 2: only in his early twenties. And I've met him in
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety five and he doesn't know it, and I've
Speaker 2: hated him so that ever since.
Speaker 3: Well before you even doing standing up yourself and before
Speaker 3: you're on radio.
Speaker 2: I was at college, okay, and I went to every
Speaker 2: week at our college a load of comedians. Three comedians
Speaker 2: would come and they taught they get the best of
Speaker 2: these standarup comedians outside of London and they would do
Speaker 2: a tour. Young Matthew was one of them, and he
Speaker 2: he was brilliant. He was young, cool, he was Australia.
Speaker 2: It's like an exotic thing, and he was brilliant. Afterwards,
Speaker 2: I'd gone with this girl and nothing had happened between us,
Speaker 2: but I was hoping that it would. It was imminent.
Speaker 2: She became quite swimt with the young Matthew Hardy. Right.
Speaker 2: She went up to and started talking to him. He
Speaker 2: took her off. Your date.
Speaker 5: He snatched your date.
Speaker 2: He was wearing leather trousers. I know I just had
Speaker 2: five at once. You knew that to another guy? He
Speaker 2: took her off?
Speaker 3: Is that why you got into comedy and entertainment after
Speaker 3: that night?
Speaker 2: To try and win jump. I'm seeing him for breakfast.
Speaker 2: He doesn't not know that. For the last like twenty
Speaker 2: odd years, wherever it is, it's nineteen ninety four, I've
Speaker 2: hated him. Whenever I heard the name Matthew Hardy was
Speaker 2: that bloody Australia and leather pants. So I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: honest when I see him today, is going to bring
Speaker 2: back I'm going to send him you don't even remember
Speaker 2: her name. I bet what was her name? I do Joanna.
Speaker 2: If he walks into those leather pants, I think I'm
Speaker 2: going to chin him. So I'm looking forward to meeting him.
Speaker 2: But when should I bring up our breakfast? Should I
Speaker 2: just do it at the end, at the very end,
Speaker 2: I think, no, do it.
Speaker 3: Get it out of the way, because over your smashed avocado.
Speaker 3: You'll just be glaring.
Speaker 2: You'll have no idea why you hate it, may thine.
Speaker 2: If he's listening to this right now, he's turning the
Speaker 2: car around, going I do not want to meet some
Speaker 2: angry guy who's harbored a grudge for twenty five years.
Speaker 2: He's been better bit he stole Joanna and it was
Speaker 2: all about those leather pants.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Next week we got a big week on the show Monday,
Speaker 2: We're lucky to be joined on the show by our
Speaker 2: good friend Hamish Blake's coming in. Check out his new
Speaker 2: TV show Lego Wars is on Sunday night. And then
Speaker 2: next week we have a huge trip to go to
Speaker 2: London see one of the greatest rock and roll bands
Speaker 2: of all time, The Who Who, The Who. Don't forget Okay,
Speaker 2: you're a little bit too quick. Get it right for Monday. Okay,
Speaker 2: a trip to London. Go and see one of the
Speaker 2: greatest rock and roll bands, The Who Who. No, it's
Speaker 2: the band Ah comedy like that. Next week on the
Speaker 2: show When You Wake Up. Eddie Vedder is also on
Speaker 2: the same bill. Now, don't deal with that one, it's no.
Speaker 2: Just do it with the Who to celebrate the launch
Speaker 2: of this amazing new exhibition Revolutions, Records and Rebels at
Speaker 2: the Melbourne Museum. That's the big prize. On the show
Speaker 2: next week.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: That is it for us? Oh no, it's not. Actually
Speaker 2: we are not just back Monday morning. We're back tomorrow morning,
Speaker 2: either at seven or at am. Of course, after one
Speaker 2: hundred and eighty two shows, what a time to be alive.
Speaker 2: We've finally been given her best off. I reckon. The
Speaker 2: boss has realized, probably like a lot of you, that
Speaker 2: is better as a three day week breakfast show. She's gone.
Speaker 2: Now they're really good. We're allowed two hours, two hours
Speaker 2: out to twenty odd. We do a week she's gone.
Speaker 2: I think they're good for a two hour best of
Speaker 2: on a Saturday that is either seven am or eight am,
Speaker 2: so it's either seven till nine or eight till ten.
Speaker 3: No, I mean the fifty thousand dollars phone frenzy this
Speaker 3: week has caused a friends in here This Saturday show,
Speaker 3: what's even caught?
Speaker 2: No idea?
Speaker 3: Is it on seven or eight am?
Speaker 2: Does anybody I need to know because obviously I'm coming
Speaker 2: in line. Yes, Brad the producer is saying eight, Beck
Speaker 2: saying seven. So I tell you what, get there at seven.
Speaker 2: You won't be disappointed if if we're not there, You've
Speaker 2: got an hour of good music on Cold one oh
Speaker 2: four point three, So we'll join you tomorrow morning seven
Speaker 2: or am one of them? We're there? Oh we got
Speaker 2: a best off. But anyway, we speak to you tomorrow
Speaker 2: morning with the best of I net forget you got
Speaker 2: the big trip next week to Window showed a good
Speaker 2: to London and see the Who Live Who? Thank you?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: And title of today's show is eyebrow Wigs. Enjoy your weekend.
Speaker 2: I'm off to go and have a fight with a
Speaker 2: man who stole my lady back twenty five years ago.
Speaker 2: When there's leather trousers.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melvine's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three