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Speaker 1: Got anything good.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian Connell Show.

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Speaker 1: Podcast Christian O'Connell Show. Good morning, Patty, looky, looky, looky Hello,

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Speaker 1: come back.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the middle of the week. You know the old

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Speaker 3: disco pills over the weekend. I know the lifestyle.

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Speaker 1: I know the lifestyle. This guy canes it hard at

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Speaker 1: the weekend. Monday was too hard for him, Tuesday was

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Speaker 1: in rehab. Wednesday he's sprightly come back to work, so

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Speaker 1: we can have another big one this weekend.

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Speaker 4: I'm clean. I'm clean in.

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Speaker 1: Between clubs at the moment. Then, is that what it is?

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Speaker 1: It's another one opening up in brand at nine that

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Speaker 1: can get have a little cheeky midweekie session.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just waiting for the rent Wednesday night sish. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but it's good.

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Speaker 3: To celebrate that. Swan's went hard.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, over the mighty North Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you guys, don't don't come back like that. Real?

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Speaker 5: Are you feeling genuinely you're feeling better.

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Speaker 4: I do feel a lot better A couple of days off.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't really that bad.

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Speaker 3: I was just that's the kind of high performance team

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Speaker 3: that I build around me.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't that bad, just could be bothered lived literally three

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Speaker 1: minutes from the station.

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Speaker 4: In the studio, I had a moderate a moderate cold,

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Speaker 4: but I didn't want to come in all gross and

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Speaker 4: sniffley and get on my germs all over you.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, our friend Jack Post, I didn't bother him Monday,

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Speaker 1: three hours in this small studio where it's recycled air conditioning,

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Speaker 1: spluttering into a microphone, croaking his way through every break.

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Speaker 1: So he's still he's still off sick. So they've been

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Speaker 1: like over half the team had been ill this week.

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Speaker 1: There's so many bunks going around.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, everyone's sick. Video producer Quentin sick, Jack Sig,

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Speaker 4: I mean all men. I've noticed.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't look good for us as it. You know,

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Speaker 1: they took him out man flu. The season changes for

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Speaker 1: about three grease drops, and suddenly the men can't make

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Speaker 1: it into work.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: I fly back home to see mom and Dad tomorrow evening.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so exciting.

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Speaker 3: It is actually really signed.

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Speaker 1: It's almost two years since I've seen them, so I

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Speaker 1: really am looking forward to seeing them and my sisters

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Speaker 1: that is fifty this year as well, so I'm seeing

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Speaker 1: her as well, and lots of other relatives.

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Speaker 3: It's like a whistle stop talk for.

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Speaker 1: Ten days, and it's like a moving press conference because

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Speaker 1: what happens is, even though I speak to my mom

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Speaker 1: and dad throughout the week and now, it's a great

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Speaker 1: time actually to be the other side of the world

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Speaker 1: because video calls and stuff like that.

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Speaker 3: Thank god, it's not just your voice.

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Speaker 1: So I can see them and they get their little

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Speaker 1: laptop out and they show me around the house.

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Speaker 3: Have they've done anything?

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Speaker 1: Or the guard of what the weather's like and all

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Speaker 1: stuff like this. But they save up these basic questions

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Speaker 1: about life in Australia. So over the last two years

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Speaker 1: they could have asked me that what's it like today?

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Speaker 3: What's freed? You might like? You know?

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Speaker 1: Can you see this Sydney Harbor Bridge from your house?

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Speaker 1: I live in Melmy, No, no, it's do they really

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Speaker 1: put shrimp on the barbie? So from when I land Friday,

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Speaker 1: for two weeks, every day fresh relatives and the same question,

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Speaker 1: So do you live on the beach? Are you in

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Speaker 1: shorts every day? Do you go to work in shorts?

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Speaker 1: Are they barbecuing all the time? Do they like you do?

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Speaker 1: They still doesn't take much me to fall back in

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Speaker 1: the negative column.

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Speaker 4: Please keep a record of these questions.

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Speaker 1: I'll bring all the basic Australian questions about what it's

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Speaker 1: like here. They seem to think as well, that it

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be odd just to drive to Sydney for the day.

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Speaker 1: There's a perception that the country's massive, that you're crazy

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Speaker 1: in this country and we all just pop to c

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Speaker 1: any but trump as though you are crazy. You will

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Speaker 1: go to Sydney for a weekend. You would drive there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't think, oh to go on like an eleven

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because how long would it take to go from

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Speaker 4: one end of England to the other.

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Speaker 3: About eleven hours? Then you run out of land.

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Speaker 1: I've driven to Scotland from London before, right, so you

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Speaker 1: can fly that like an hour and a half. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then you just run out of land. There would

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Speaker 4: I've never even been to Western Australia. It's just too

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Speaker 4: I don't think I ever will. I think I'll die before.

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Speaker 1: I've been there three times. It's a beautiful part of Australia.

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Speaker 4: I can go four hours and I'm in New Zealand

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Speaker 4: or something. Yeah, Perth is too far for that amount

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Speaker 1: But you've got beautiful bit so you've got like Margaret

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Speaker 1: River and there's some stunning bits broom up in the

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Speaker 3: It's a beauty and there to Barley tattoo. That is

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Speaker 3: most Australians.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, I think I'm one of the few

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Speaker 1: people in this team on this team that's actually been

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Speaker 6: Have you been, Pat know how bad is it on

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Speaker 6: the team?

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Speaker 3: If you've been to w A that's it? Yeah, Sarah yep.

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Speaker 3: So there's this three of us on a team of

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Speaker 3: nine and Mary that's it one. We have business there

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Speaker 3: and we love we love them right now in a

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Speaker 3: bustleturn crying into that corn flakes. That's sad.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, at the moment then life's really busy getting

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Speaker 1: everything ready. You know, you're going to get the adapters

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Speaker 1: to the Australian plug goes into that thing and then

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Speaker 1: I can use English electricity to charge my Australian. It's

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Speaker 1: the finest electric too we have I tell you what,

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Speaker 1: it is a lot better and that's the Wi Fi

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Speaker 1: there that is a lot better than the average one.

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Speaker 3: You have it.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, yesterday, can you imagine what a life kicks

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Speaker 1: me in the balls. Yesterday, I'm doing some last minute

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Speaker 1: shopping to get dinner to cook for my wife and

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Speaker 1: I and suddenly, as I'm driving from the supermarkets and

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Speaker 1: I've been shot in a John Wick movie. I just

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Speaker 1: suddenly the car got a bit wobbly and I heard this.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I kind of got flat tie. You've got

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Speaker 3: to be kidding me. There's so much to do.

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Speaker 1: I'd really really can't be doing this right now. Didn't

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Speaker 1: even pull over. I just counted on driving with people

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Speaker 3: Were like cars flash to me, and it was just

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Speaker 3: thing is this flat flat flat. Yeah I did that thing.

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Speaker 3: We're just going kick it. Like what's that?

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Speaker 4: I bore?

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Speaker 3: I see the cars upsided. It's flats. Certainly going to

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Speaker 3: go yeah, yeah, do that anymore again? Problem sol And

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Speaker 3: I was like this changes time. It's six o'clock.

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Speaker 1: This can roll over until tomorrow. It's ben sat out

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Speaker 1: there all one key car great way. There's been a

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Speaker 1: whole load of breakings on my street over the last

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Speaker 1: couple of weeks and car's been stolen.

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Speaker 3: Shame on those.

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Speaker 1: What a great way to make sure your car doesn't

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Speaker 1: get stolen. Just leave one time, even.

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Speaker 2: Would just go oh God, absolutely like that Christian Connall

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Speaker 2: Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show. Sometimes it's the tiny little things that

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Speaker 1: can provoke a very, very very big reaction in my household.

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Speaker 1: My wife does this really tiny thing. You're probably gonna

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Speaker 1: think I'm really are, but it tries me nuts. The

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Speaker 1: bin is where tea bags go. They don't just get

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Speaker 1: dropped in the sink. They leave a brown residue stain, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: and it compounds. It doesn't rush straight away, but a

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Speaker 3: It compounds.

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Speaker 4: Does she have a justification for it? Does she sound

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Speaker 4: like it's to drain it out before it goes in

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Speaker 4: the bin or is it just.

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Speaker 3: This is what it is?

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Speaker 5: I clear up more of all than you.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't think that's true.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a story you've told yourself. Focused man.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, small thing, big rage. This happened to you, Patsy.

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Speaker 1: What's I for you in your household?

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Speaker 6: I lost it yesterday when I got home. I don't

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Speaker 6: know how many times I have to tell my family, Please,

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Speaker 6: when you shower, can you do like a courtesy sort

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Speaker 6: of hose with the shower head to get rid of

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Speaker 6: the body wash? Because if you do that, you can

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Speaker 6: go a couple of weeks without having to wash it.

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Speaker 6: But if you don't every day, it looks dirty every single.

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Speaker 3: Day and it compounds.

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Speaker 6: It's like ten seconds at the end of your shower,

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Speaker 6: just to you know, across the glass everyone's happening.

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Speaker 4: I've always wondered what the second shower head. I never

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, you've got to do it.

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Speaker 4: I never do that.

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Speaker 6: So you've got the rain head shower and the shower

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're supposed to spray your showers. Well, we've only.

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Speaker 5: Had the shower rail. We don't have. I hate those

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Speaker 5: rainhead rain shower.

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Speaker 1: To be kidney when you get in a hotel, yes,

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Speaker 1: like a waterfall.

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Speaker 3: TV advert.

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Speaker 5: No, I want an atomic blast of water to wash

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Speaker 5: my hair. I don't want the.

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Speaker 3: Chet washing the car.

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Speaker 7: It's like that.

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Speaker 5: It's like a gurney. I want a gurney when I shower.

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Speaker 3: It's not like you're a minor or a tuddeler do

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Speaker 3: my hair.

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Speaker 5: It's a lot of hair, but.

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Speaker 4: I want that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm on Niagara.

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Speaker 5: Yes, wash the soap off with that.

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Speaker 4: It's not really about that. It's just about it's about

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Speaker 4: water on head.

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Speaker 3: Don't you have to shower?

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Speaker 1: I think people don't give enough credit for just how

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Speaker 1: good you feel after shower, even if you're not at

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Speaker 1: a great day.

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Speaker 3: It's at least ten percent. Yes, Yeah, it's like a

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Speaker 3: spiritual rebirth.

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Speaker 4: It is, especially in winter in Melbourne and it's cold.

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Speaker 3: But if I'm being you know, sprayed down with a

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Speaker 3: nine X yeah, criminals or.

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Speaker 6: Stomach, but it drives me insane and I just I'm

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Speaker 6: kind of sick of saying it, to be honest, It's like,

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Speaker 6: how easy is it at the end of your shower?

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Speaker 5: I just spray the glass. I'm not asking for much.

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Speaker 4: It's not it's not a big ask. I have one

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Speaker 4: for Will my partner he doesn't, And I don't know

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Speaker 4: if anyone else does this. Before I get out of

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Speaker 4: the shower, I will, like fully, like, I'll wipe my

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Speaker 4: body down to get all excess liquid off. So like

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Speaker 4: why my arms, wipe my legs? He doesn't do it,

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Speaker 4: and so when he gets out of the shower.

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Speaker 3: It's like a peach. It's ripe. Shave that peach now.

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Speaker 3: All the fun.

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Speaker 4: Wait, what sort of are you using those old timy

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Speaker 1: You get given these real lightweight to spoke all razors aren't.

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Speaker 3: There's not that much hair that's going to damage your blades.

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Speaker 1: Right, you can have your say no, you can have

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Speaker 1: I told you that's your own life bleeding into areo again.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Family shows pj PG guys, all right, small thing,

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Speaker 1: big rage for me, Big.

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Speaker 3: Rage for me.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Sarah, So small thing, big rage?

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Speaker 3: What's it for you?

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Welcome to the Christian o'connells Show. If you

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Speaker 1: We're getting it. We're getting it looked up. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: be okay. But we get through this together. Pers We're

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Speaker 3: Can't help it, you can't one of us. It's just

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Speaker 1: It's like buses, you know, wait for ages and three

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Speaker 1: You know what really grinds my gears? Smart Christian? Nothing

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Speaker 1: irks me more. It's a great word, isn't it. You

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Speaker 1: Nothing irks me more because you can also have it

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Speaker 1: my housemate leaving his rubbish on the bench above the bin.

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Speaker 1: It's the same dirty plates and stuff like that above

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Speaker 3: Yes, wash is just there. Really inches away, Christian?

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Speaker 1: Big rage for me as well. Sand at my three

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Speaker 4: Where it is now? Sorry, they've been playing that clip

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Speaker 4: now when Patty's laughing, I don't know if.

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Speaker 1: It's Yeah, Christian and the sisters. The sisters are still

448
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Speaker 1: strong today, very very on. There's estrogen seeping through the speakers.

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Speaker 1: The one thing that shoes me crazy is where my

450
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Speaker 1: wife leaves all of her dresser drawers.

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Speaker 3: Open after getting changed for the day. My wife does this.

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Speaker 3: It is a knee and shin minefield.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and we've got those sliding sort of doors. I

454
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Speaker 4: can't slide to get onto my side.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, ankles and shins always bruised. Christian.

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Speaker 1: For me, it's leaving dirty clothes on the floor, literally

457
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Speaker 1: right next to the dirty clothes basket.

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Speaker 6: Started on the clothes teenage girls. Did you find this

459
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Speaker 6: with the girls? Audie will have a T shirt on

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Speaker 6: for about three minutes, decide to change, and she puts

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Speaker 6: it in the law anything that's been on it, regardless

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Speaker 6: of the amount of time that's lapsed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, five or six outfit changes, and certainly, rather than

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Speaker 1: fold it up, the freshly cleaned launder thing gets chucked

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Speaker 1: in the laundry.

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Speaker 5: Being we're on the of the dream.

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Speaker 6: I just launder all week. That's all I did last

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Speaker 6: weekend was washing. I did about six loads of washing

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Speaker 6: because I don't know what's c what's dirty?

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Speaker 4: You told me, Patty want the how many loads of

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Speaker 4: washing do you do every day?

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Speaker 5: Two to three?

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Speaker 1: Two to three every day? Seriously, it would be three

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Speaker 1: to five for us with two girls. So about a

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Speaker 1: week and a half and one Sunday, my wife and

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Speaker 1: I now were empty nest is.

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Speaker 3: We were having a moment. It was like really, like

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Speaker 3: my god, this is so depressing.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know it'd be this hard, and so we

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Speaker 1: all talked about it and I said, look now this

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Speaker 1: also balanced that out there is there are some glimmers.

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Speaker 1: I said, have you noticed all the way only any washing? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I said, s I don't think I've done a single

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Speaker 1: wash point. I've been joining them. It's in like two

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Speaker 1: or three a week.

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Speaker 5: Wow, it's magic water, Bill.

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Speaker 3: You're let me run out of what were the pros?

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Speaker 3: But anyway, small thing, Big.

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Speaker 2: Rage Christian Connor Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Small Thing, Big Rage Christian.

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Speaker 1: But my fiance leaves her bowl of cereal with milk

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Speaker 1: and any uneaten cereal in the sink.

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Speaker 3: I know at that site.

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Speaker 1: Nathan, my daughters came back home Monday for my birthday.

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Speaker 3: They stayed the night.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday I get back from work, the house is empty

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Speaker 1: and it's literally full of how it used to be.

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Speaker 1: There was something not pleasing about that anymore. Actually, and

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Speaker 1: it was the first It was just a bowl of seal.

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Speaker 3: You're right. So it's welded the muse lely and it's

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Speaker 3: like I'm scrubbing away.

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Speaker 1: It actually took simiously a couple of minutes boiling hot water.

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Speaker 4: To try and chip away barnacle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it's a barnacle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a crustacean on the side of the flipping bowl.

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Speaker 1: So Nathan, I get it hardens within like ninety seconds

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Speaker 1: against the marinading in it Christian small thing.

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Speaker 3: Big rage.

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Speaker 1: When our cat claws the leather lounge sofa, I literally

510
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Speaker 1: get the brim out and chase her around the house.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, honestly, our cat, Larry, that guy literally

512
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Speaker 1: is the king of the house, big cat. Do you

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Speaker 1: know what I have to I had to buy ay

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Speaker 1: this is Chris right, and had to buy a double

515
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Speaker 1: cat timer. So I feed him. I feed him in

516
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Speaker 1: the evening right, but I often then have to set

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Speaker 1: one to open at two thirty am.

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Speaker 3: Then because monkeys. I don't remember when we had that

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Speaker 3: animal psidekick.

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Speaker 1: She said that Larry the cat in a previous life

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Speaker 1: that was a professor and he used to come up

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Speaker 1: with like new sort of ideas on a bean bag

523
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Speaker 1: getting high.

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Speaker 3: So I think he's he's an eaty cat. He's still

525
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Speaker 3: got that monkey part of him. It's still there.

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Speaker 1: So it's hammers because it is. We've got this big

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Speaker 1: sort of cat. He would otherwise here barrel up against

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Speaker 1: the door that shut and stop shoulder by to.

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Speaker 3: Get it up. It's Larry.

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Speaker 1: There's no way who can sleep during this small cat

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Speaker 1: big rage.

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Speaker 3: And then my wife wilgoes, is that Larry? Wait?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And this he got real polite burglars say, excuse me,

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Speaker 3: where the car kis? So now, so he leaves us low.

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Speaker 1: I had to buy this thing that had the program

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Speaker 1: every night, so he gets fed at two thirty am.

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Speaker 1: Otherwise we get the old wake up call from the

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Speaker 1: cat shoulder barging.

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Speaker 4: The door like an automatic cat feeding.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, wow.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, this morning I get the old oh my god,

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Speaker 1: why is it what's happened, Chris? But must have flipping cat.

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Speaker 1: I go out then and obviously forgot to set it.

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Speaker 1: Last night rushing around was like the bangings, it's not opening.

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Speaker 1: What is going on? So yesterday on the show, Oh,

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Speaker 1: if you weren't listening, you missed a hell of a

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Speaker 1: show yesterday.

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Speaker 4: I go for one. I know, bum story.

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Speaker 1: Bum stories came out of nowhere, but what a show.

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Speaker 1: We had booty calls yesterday on the show, so many

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Speaker 1: stories about how did you hurt your backside?

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Speaker 8: We went to the Melbourne Cricket Ground to watch the

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Speaker 8: wonderful Hodes Is the critics. They hit a magnificent six.

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Speaker 9: We stood up, I did.

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Speaker 8: The Mexican wave.

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Speaker 10: The steat flipped up. I went to sit.

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Speaker 8: Back down and I cracked my cockstick phone on this see.

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Speaker 11: I got a mattress in a box, popped it on

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Speaker 11: my bed, opened it up, being so excited to try

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Speaker 11: it out, and it knocked me over and broke my

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Speaker 11: sa craul vertebrae. Ten months later, I'm finally allowed to

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Speaker 11: go back to work.

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Speaker 9: Went hiking with my eggs and my kids went through

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Speaker 9: these trees. There was a wastness and I got repeatedly

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Speaker 9: stung on my butt. Eventually got home and put the

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Speaker 9: coll packs on him, and I was on my stomach

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Speaker 9: for quite.

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Speaker 10: A few days.

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Speaker 1: Let this email come through the last ten minutes right

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Speaker 1: from a listener called Tom McCready, and he's got my

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Speaker 1: attention because it says here broken booty.

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Speaker 3: Then he goes to caps lock must reach.

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Speaker 1: Wow, you have me, mister McCready. Christian I broke my

575
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Speaker 1: cock six when I was thirteen whilst on a ski

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Speaker 1: trip with the school. It was our last day and

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Speaker 1: my friends and I decided to try snowboarding. I regretted

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Speaker 1: it immediately and for the rest of my school life.

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Speaker 1: Whilst trying to stop on my toe edge brackets facing

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Speaker 1: the slope, I didn't quite come to a halt. When

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Speaker 1: I put my heel down, the edge dug into the

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Speaker 1: show and sent me over backwards onto my ass.

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Speaker 3: Oh it was excruciating.

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Speaker 1: I had to be rescued off the mountain by a

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Speaker 1: snow patrol on a stretcher straight to go and see

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Speaker 1: this snow doctor.

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Speaker 3: Kind of doctor is that? Is that? What he didn't

588
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Speaker 3: quite qualify?

589
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Speaker 1: While you could go and work at the ski resorts,

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Speaker 1: kids were damaged asses.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to do that. Well, it didn't work hard.

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Speaker 1: I'm afraid Mount Bullers where you're heading, Well, that's not

593
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Speaker 1: a slope, it's a slight one. They told me there

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Speaker 1: was nothing to be done again the snow doctor Jack.

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Speaker 1: There's another thing you can do apart from oh my god,

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Speaker 1: poor guy sit on an inflatable doughnut. RN coach journey

597
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Speaker 1: was fourteen hours long. I just sit on a donut.

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Speaker 1: Needless to say, oh my friends and the whole school trip.

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Speaker 1: I was given the nickname for the rest of my

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Speaker 1: years at school as Donut. There was nothing I could

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Speaker 1: do to ever escape the curse the name.

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Speaker 3: You're right at school. Maybe we should talk about this week.

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Speaker 1: Once you were assigned a nickname at school, no matter

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Speaker 1: what you went on to do. You might be a

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Speaker 1: captain that takes your sports team to win a state title.

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Speaker 1: It does not matter you are Donut. Once you get crowned,

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Speaker 1: there's no going oh no, can I have a cool one?

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Speaker 3: That's it. And this poor lad here for years later

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Speaker 3: at school is simply die ye, Tom McCready, this was

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Speaker 3: a muster read Thank you very much. If there are

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Speaker 3: any more booty calls out there, The.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian Small Thing, Big Rage. My hospital is incapable of

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Speaker 1: sealing food after opening it wraps taco shells, biscuit lollies,

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Speaker 1: spice packets. Hey, I'm really going to upset you, Kelly,

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Speaker 1: but I am also guilty of that. Yeah, it's my

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Speaker 1: wife is constantly teaming off and throwing out stale food.

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Speaker 3: And you know, sometimes I even get the taco If

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Speaker 3: there's taco shells left they didn't get used, are simply

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Speaker 3: the box had been opened. I just sort of position

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Speaker 3: it to the wall and move it to the back of.

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Speaker 1: A cover and think it seals it that that that

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Speaker 1: the seeming world.

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Speaker 3: There, anhing's getting in there. It's like a submarine. Those

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Speaker 3: tacos are going to be foil fresh.

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Speaker 5: So you're the blame for the weavel infestations.

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Speaker 3: Hanging in the air. It's just there's looks exchanged.

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Speaker 1: And I have not I can't pleae and not guilty

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Speaker 1: because it is the weavils there, because I'm there. The

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Speaker 1: only way we're really going to get with those weavils

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Speaker 1: is getting rid of me, and we don't want to

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Speaker 1: start those rumors again.

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Speaker 3: Well, this is exciting.

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Speaker 1: Just a couple of minutes ago, I was asked to

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Speaker 1: leave the student video while the studio was prepared by

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Speaker 1: producer Rio. Who has something here? What are we going

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Speaker 1: to receive right now? A unique transmission from.

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Speaker 4: You, Christian. Since Sunday, I've been holding onto something which

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Speaker 4: I think could be a part of human history. We

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Speaker 4: are right now, in this very moment, standing on the

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Speaker 4: cusp of something that has never happened before, with the

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Speaker 4: potential to go even further.

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Speaker 3: Wow, you've got me.

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Speaker 4: Are you ready, Patrina Jones, Christian O'Connell to risk delight

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Speaker 4: with me?

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Speaker 3: Weekday? We must risk delight?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 4: Let me take you back to Sunday, Sunday morning making

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Speaker 4: scrambled eggs. Will and I do it every every weekend.

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Speaker 4: Crack the first egg, Oh wow, a double yoka. Can't

651
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Speaker 4: remember time that happened. Was pretty excited. You guys, remember

652
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Speaker 4: the last time you've had a double yoka? I've never had,

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Speaker 4: never had, Yes for me, I cracked the second one,

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Speaker 4: double yok Oh wow, this two double two double yoka

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Speaker 4: on the bounce, bang bang on the bounce. I look

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Speaker 4: it up. Okay, that's pretty crazy. I was getting excited.

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Speaker 4: One in one thousand chance of a double yoka. I've

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Speaker 4: just had two in a row.

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Speaker 3: What are the odds?

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Speaker 4: And then that's one in a million.

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Speaker 3: He said, I actually, do you have it? Is it is?

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Speaker 4: It's one in a million?

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Speaker 3: A million is one one in a million?

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Speaker 5: Crazy.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's your new nickname one.

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Speaker 4: It might have to change. I cracked the third deck.

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Speaker 4: No way, I leave my body. At this point, I'm

668
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 4: freaking out. I actually call my dad because amount and

669
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 4: I called. I said, three double yokas in a row.

670
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 4: He goes in China. That means a baby's on the way.

671
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 3: A lot of doctors you'll be calling.

672
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 4: That is huge, incredible, incredible passive. Three double yokers, three

673
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 4: double yokas, one in a million, where you.

674
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 3: Got two back to back. What's it with one.

675
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 4: And a billion? No, I said, because I know at

676
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 4: this moment where something crazy is going on, something bigger

677
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 4: than all of us is happening. I said, We'll get

678
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 4: your phone. We need to record this for the fourth egg.

679
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 4: Christian play the audio that says egg number four.

680
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 3: There's a clip labeled egg four. Let's play it happen.

681
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 3: What is happening?

682
00:32:54,800 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 4: Five double yokers might have were not opening, might have

683
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 4: mislabeled it. But five we got not just four double yokers, guys,

684
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 4: five double yokers in a row. At this point, I'm

685
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 4: telling every group chat.

686
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 3: Tell me you filmed four and five.

687
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 4: I filmed four and five.

688
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 3: We've got to put them up on Instagram. We will

689
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 3: guys about to go viralistic.

690
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,719
Speaker 4: And everyone's I played a guy in tennis at midday

691
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 4: that day. I told him about it. He goes, you've got

692
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 4: to crack the rest of them. I said, I'll wait,

693
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 4: I will save it for my beloved radio show.

694
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, in three days time, you had enough energy

695
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: to crack eggs and play tennis Sundays. But they did

696
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: fancy work Monday on Tuesday, free Wednesday for some mangled audio.

697
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 3: Of egg nine or something. But anyway, we're missing the

698
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 3: really big thing here. This is insane.

699
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 4: This is crazy in my hands right now.

700
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 3: So you watched the thing. Why did I have to

701
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 3: leave the studio? No way.

702
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 4: I have saved the remaining seven eggs. I have cracked

703
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 4: five eggs, five double yokers in a row. The odds

704
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 4: of that are one in a trillion. I'm not kidding.

705
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 4: We are a trillion rarefied here.

706
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 3: So five double yokers back to back, back to back

707
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 3: to back to back to back.

708
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:26,760
Speaker 4: Yes, could we possibly pull off the never before double

709
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 4: yoke dozen jackpot?

710
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 1: All right, let's just take a moment here. Three minutes

711
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: ago you said we're on the verge of history. Big words. Yeah,

712
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: but now I see those were exactly the right words

713
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: to you. Thank you, so the only way to describe

714
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: what we are. However, right now, let's just take a moment.

715
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: Everything's moving very very quickly right now. Yeah, people around

716
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: this great city all want to hear you will open

717
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,439
Speaker 1: up the next eggs. I want to hear them cracked open?

718
00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: What is there?

719
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Speaker 3: Do we go to? Do? We go to seven? Can

720
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 3: history be made? Right now? Live on the show has

721
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,839
Speaker 3: taken a moment. We're back with this after the.

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Speaker 12: News Christian O'Connell show, Gone podcast.

723
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: Good morning, It's to Christian O'Connell's show on no normal

724
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 1: day and no normal show. Because right now, you, me,

725
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: whoever's listening, wherever you are in the world, right now,

726
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 1: we're always going to have this moment, an incredible moment

727
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 1: of radio intimacy.

728
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Speaker 3: Me, you and some eggs seriously got goosebumps, Patsy, I feel.

729
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: That all of our lives have been leading to this moment.

730
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 1: April nine, seven, four to two. It feels significant when

731
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: you say that, oh I don't crunch those numbers.

732
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 3: What do you get? That pyramid opens up? Seacrivilege of

733
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 3: Atlantis is there. This is the febinashy sequence on air.

734
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 3: So let's just rewind everything.

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00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 1: If you just joined us on Sunday, you're getting ready

736
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: to make scrambled.

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00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 3: Eggs, a romlok scrambled eggs. Okay, so you have a

738
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 3: packet of eggs.

739
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 4: Yep, just a regular packet of eggs. I've got to say,

740
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,760
Speaker 4: this is just Sunrise eggs. They're not a double Yoka

741
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 4: pack I know that those exist. This is not that

742
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 4: I've been buying these same eggs for as long as

743
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 4: I've been in Richmond. Never ever have I had a

744
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 4: double yoka.

745
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 3: So I'm looking at the egg packet as well.

746
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: I can verify it. This is to your normal eggs.

747
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: These are not double yokas. I know you can buy

748
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: double yokas. These are not double yokas. These are accidentally

749
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 1: just one in a million, yes, double yokas.

750
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 4: There's a one in one thousand chance a chicken at

751
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 4: any time will lay a double yoka. Not only did

752
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 4: I have one double yoka, the next egg was a

753
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 4: double yoka. The egg after that was a double yochk.

754
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 3: So if you cancel, so we've got three so far.

755
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 4: That's three. At this point I say to my partner,

756
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 4: will get your phone because you might be recording history.

757
00:36:56,719 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 4: This is egg number four so far, three double yokas

758
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 4: in a row, six yokes, three cracks, fourth yoke? What

759
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 4: the is going on? Those are the right words?

760
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 3: Four double yokus? And what are the odds? What is it?

761
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 4: One in a trillion?

762
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 3: Gosh? So what it is?

763
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 4: One in a trillion for four double yokas in a row.

764
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 1: But then it doesn't stop there no four double yokas,

765
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:30,919
Speaker 1: goes to does it happen?

766
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 3: What is happening?

767
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 2: Wow?

768
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 3: What if it's a.

769
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 4: Whole carding them? At this point we'll got bored of it.

770
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 3: And bless him. Should have cut that guy out? Not

771
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 3: a radio voice hard We so like Jack.

772
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,720
Speaker 4: And the eggs at this point are getting very yoki.

773
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 4: For the scrambled egg had to pull the trigger. And

774
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 4: then everyone that I'm telling family group chat's friend group

775
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 4: chat's footy. Everyone says, my dad, he's a doctor.

776
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 3: He must have been so proud of his song.

777
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 4: I've ned that Chinese dad.

778
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:20,959
Speaker 1: To please give five double yolkers, especially after he's calling

779
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: the homeland. This goes right to the press. You'll get

780
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: a special commendation.

781
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, so you have this holy carton of eggs.

782
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 4: Yes, I've got what could be the first ever double

783
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 4: yolk dozen jackpipe.

784
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god, egg man, eggman crack away. That'd be

785
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 3: the chant that people around schools will be chanting today, Eggman,

786
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 3: eggman crack.

787
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 4: Away, egg number six, one in quintillion chance. And I

788
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 4: must say, if this is just, if this isn't a

789
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 4: double yoke, it's just some guy cracking eggs radio.

790
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 3: Doesn't it?

791
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: All?

792
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 3: Right?

793
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 4: Here we go, egg number six.

794
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 3: It's a double yoka.

795
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 4: It's a double yoga.

796
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 3: What quarter chillion.

797
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 4: Wa yoka?

798
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 3: Do you know what?

799
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: Genuinely, thank you very much for bringing the cartlevas, and

800
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: so the pats and I could actually be part of this.

801
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 3: Now in shade, and anyone listening one one in quintillion.

802
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 4: One in quintillion chairs.

803
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 3: Six double eggers.

804
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 4: Something bigger than this's all is going on right now?

805
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 3: Six double yokas?

806
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 4: Do we just call it?

807
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 3: There? No, no, you gotta keep going.

808
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 5: Go for seven?

809
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, egg number seven?

810
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 3: All right?

811
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 1: This is now egg number seven. We don't even know

812
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 1: what the odds are. Oh my god, he's done it

813
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: again again. I've got goose bumps. It's another double yoka.

814
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:09,879
Speaker 1: It's just seventh one?

815
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 4: Actually cool?

816
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:21,320
Speaker 3: Or Lee get it, mister Lee. You've got to carry on. No, no, no, no,

817
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 3: carry come on, come on?

818
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So this is agnomorate ignomorate? Is it a

819
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 1: double yoka? Let's find out?

820
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's another double yoka.

821
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 9: Kay.

822
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 4: I have not tampered with these, I know, like, how

823
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 4: could you? I have not these eggs?

824
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 3: Eight double yokas on the bounce a regular.

825
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 4: It's just the same eggs I've always bought.

826
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 3: All right, this is number nine.

827
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 4: It's another.

828
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 3: You know, even a reaction.

829
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 4: I'm actually like this point like, I'm I'm actually scared.

830
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,760
Speaker 4: I don't know what is happening. I don't know what's happening.

831
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 4: There's no explanation for this. I've googled online and then

832
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 4: there's nothing.

833
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 3: So is this egg number ten? Egg ten or egg ten?

834
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 4: Bang?

835
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:17,720
Speaker 3: It's another double yoka? Ten on the go double yokas? Okay,

836
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 3: all right, sore two left, now eleven and twelve.

837
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 4: Surely, surely, never before in human history has there been

838
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 4: a whole dozen double yokers. Even if you're like, no.

839
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 3: I've never heard of it. No, I've never even had one. Okay, okay,

840
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 3: all right, it's going in now, Okay.

841
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 4: Let's do it.

842
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 3: This is number eleven, number eleven, number eleven? Is it

843
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 3: double yoka? Is it? See? It is double yoka?

844
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 10: Wow?

845
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

846
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:51,399
Speaker 3: Okay, that bowl is now breaming with double yoke eggs.

847
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 4: If this is if this egg in my hand is

848
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 4: a double yoka. Ladies and gentlemen, you've been a part

849
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 4: of history.

850
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 3: Do it, do it?

851
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 4: Do it?

852
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 3: Double yo, double yoke.

853
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go. Let's go.

854
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: So we just saw real just what in front of

855
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: our eyes, six six seven doubles.

856
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,399
Speaker 3: We have filmed all this. You'll be going to watch

857
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 3: this very soon on Instagram, Christian O'Connell show, and on

858
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 3: Facebook as well. The bowl is a mess. There's so

859
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 3: much egg yolks there.

860
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 5: This is you should be records.

861
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, Pat, Let's find out as quick as

862
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 1: was what is the current Guinness Big records for double

863
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: yokas randomness? This is and again must just remind you

864
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: this is not a packet. You can see the packet.

865
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: It's just a normal carton of normal eggs that any

866
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 1: of us would get. These are not special double yokas.

867
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: I know you can get this. This is not the packet.

868
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 4: I've been buying these eggs for years. I've ever had

869
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 4: a single double yoke.

870
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 3: I've never had one in my life.

871
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 5: You find that surprising you've never had one?

872
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 3: But no, just witness sounds in.

873
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 4: Life can't get better, but actually can't get better?

874
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,280
Speaker 3: That is amaz Wow?

875
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 4: Where to now?

876
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 3: I think we just have to finish the show at eight?

877
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 3: How can we top.

878
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 2: That Christian Connell Show podcast?

879
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: I don't think what historians refer to the last ten

880
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: minutes has big egg Wednesday? Who knows it's not for

881
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,240
Speaker 1: us to rewrite history. That brings to the next generation

882
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: cracking the truth. That's what she's on news. Christian Rio

883
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: should contact the company. He may justus have opened the

884
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: golden ticket and might get a personal tour. You're right,

885
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: he's Eggie Wonka of a Chuck Farm Love.

886
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 3: I'm jealous?

887
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 4: Can I take my dad?

888
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:57,439
Speaker 3: Yeah?

889
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: Lee a fucking good time? Now if you just tuned

890
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: in something incredibles has happened. But youuce area at the

891
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: weekend was cracking eggs and not one, not two, not three,

892
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 1: and not four five double.

893
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 3: Yokas on the bounce. And this is just a normal

894
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 3: carton of twelve eggs. It's not the double yok as

895
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 3: you can buy. He brings the carton of eggs in

896
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 3: because this guy realizes just maybe maybe there might be

897
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,720
Speaker 3: a six, seven, eight, dare we nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

898
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 3: It's just happened live on the show. So an entire

899
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 3: twelve egg carton, all double yokas. So what are the odds?

900
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 4: Well, the odds are and it's a number I've never

901
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 4: even heard because it's so it's a one in one

902
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 4: thousand odds for any chicken to lay a double yoka,

903
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 4: a single double yoka, a single double yoka. So to

904
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 4: get twelve in a row. I mean, I don't even

905
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 4: know what this word means. But it's one in one undercillion.

906
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 3: Oh, I've never heard of that. So it's either a trillion.

907
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 4: Ah, yeah, yeah, it's like a trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion.

908
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm shaky, it's incredible now, But USI kelying, what

909
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 1: have you found out about the current Guinness Book of

910
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: Records where they stand on this.

911
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 13: So Guinness World Records do not officially recognize a record

912
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 13: for the most double yolk eggs found in.

913
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 2: A single game.

914
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 3: Maybe it's about time they rethought that.

915
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 13: However, there have been some notable instances in history where

916
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 13: people have had a lot of double yolks before the

917
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 13: first one was in twenty twenty with Kareem Finch from

918
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 13: Australia right reported finding six double yolk eggs in a

919
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,240
Speaker 13: single carton.

920
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,320
Speaker 3: Only six. We just smashed it, just doubled that, my friend.

921
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 4: That's child's play.

922
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 13: But then a guy called to set, Tom Tassetti from

923
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 13: the UK had twelve double yokess hands over there carton.

924
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 13: Now it is stated he stated that there is only

925
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 13: sixteen thousand times less.

926
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 5: Likely than winning the lotto. That is how unlikely unlikely

927
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,359
Speaker 5: it is that sent.

928
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 3: It's hard to understand sixteenth by the way you said.

929
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 13: It, ten thousand times less likely than winning the lottery.

930
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 6: That doesn't sound so it's easier to win lotto than

931
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 6: it is an entire.

932
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 4: You said it the other way around.

933
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: You're sixteen times more likely to win the lotto than

934
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: getting a cant of.

935
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 3: Twelve double yocres. Yes, wow, there we go. We weren't

936
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 3: there there? What are the odds?

937
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 4: Then this was past?

938
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 3: You're right, you're right. I'm sorry I should have still think. Sorry, yes,

939
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:26,879
Speaker 3: quite right.

940
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 4: It actually throws shade over the Royal Melbourne Home lottery call,

941
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 4: which we're going to do.

942
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 3: I'm not sure it's a five dollar house tomorrow.

943
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: Well, all right, coming that next time pass.

944
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,799
Speaker 3: He's got the eight o'clock news. Is the lead story? Rio?

945
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 10: No?

946
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 5: No, sorry, Royo?

947
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 3: Is he the and finally no? Oh okay.

948
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,760
Speaker 12: Christian O'Connell Shoe podcast.

949
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: Your stories of coincidence and chance in this week's What

950
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: Are the Odds?

951
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Speaker 14: I was fishing years ago with my ad and lost

952
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 14: a lure, which is a crime punishable by death in

953
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Speaker 14: our family.

954
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:05,280
Speaker 15: Usually.

955
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 14: He rebaited my hook put another lure on for me.

956
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 14: Later that day, we dropped off all the fish we'd

957
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 14: caught to an old Greek friend of his that wanted it.

958
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 14: He picked up the tub a couple of days later

959
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 14: with a lure in it. It was inside one of

960
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 14: the fish, so we had caught the same fish twice.

961
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 7: I was sitting on the side of the Gunner bought

962
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 7: out of my brain.

963
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 8: Please just make five dollars fight across the road.

964
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 7: And I look up and the leaves are blink and

965
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 7: there's literally the way I'd imagine it in my mind.

966
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 7: There's five dollars fighting across the road.

967
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: Manifestation station, Christian, I, maybe Rio needs to change the production.

968
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 1: Were you a Rio who cracked twelve double yokus?

969
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:47,760
Speaker 3: Yes for the next time.

970
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 1: Good morning, Caddy, she's got one to get us go

971
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: And CHRISTI and I sold something on Facebook market place

972
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 1: yesterday as the buying spank to the goods. They found

973
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 1: the original receipt in the box from my initial purchase

974
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: seven years ago, exactly to the day, the eighth of April.

975
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 1: What are the odds? Double yokers?

976
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 3: Patsy, you got one for us today?

977
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 6: Funniest thing last week with Rio, don't you love? This

978
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 6: hasn't happened to me in so long. I put on

979
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 6: a jacket that I haven't worn since last sort of autumn,

980
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 6: and in the pocket was a fifty dollar note.

981
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 3: Someone's cashions like a gangsters.

982
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 5: I thought, what is this in my pocket?

983
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 3: Pemp Mama?

984
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 5: It was fifty a fifty dollar note? Anyway, I was

985
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 5: so excited.

986
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 6: I had to tell Rio, and then that night on

987
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 6: the WhatsApp group, he sent me a photo. What did

988
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 6: you find in the jeans pocket?

989
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

990
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 4: I took my jeans out of the wash fifty dollar

991
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 4: note in that little inn of that little pocket that

992
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:52,799
Speaker 4: you never used.

993
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: Yes for Constira semptives that's actually what it was created for.

994
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 15: Really, Yes, that's a one yeah, yes, yeah, now we

995
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 15: know anyway, You're right, fifty fifty.

996
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 3: It's it's just my house keys getting double yochas in

997
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 3: the game. Believe it.

998
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: Nine four one four one oh four three. All right,

999
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: let's go to giving you time to put her through.

1000
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 3: Sally.

1001
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: With all the commotion, we've forgotten how radio works. You've

1002
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: been away for a couple of days now, Sally, Sally, Sally,

1003
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: welcome to the show game.

1004
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning, Sally. What are the odds you

1005
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 3: got it? My friend? All right, Sally? What's your story

1006
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 3: for us?

1007
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 10: So very coincidental. I also cracked twelve double yokus from

1008
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 10: and every Day of Cold Eggs, and then a wee

1009
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,959
Speaker 10: week later I won ten thousand dollars in Cole's gift

1010
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 10: cards at the same coals that and I bought.

1011
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 3: The this is incredible.

1012
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 4: It was a sign if you have to.

1013
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 10: Come, Yes, I think you're going to be lucky. You

1014
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 10: got to get a tax ticket, yeah, marketing Sloto.

1015
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 6: Well your dad said it would be babies, but maybe

1016
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 6: it's cash.

1017
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:38,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, the best baby cash. Sanny, what incredible, two incredible

1018
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 3: moments there.

1019
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 10: Amazing, amazing And you know obviously now I am a

1020
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 10: bigger because shopping at calls.

1021
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sally, what were you more excited about the double

1022
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 4: yokas or the ten k?

1023
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 3: I think we can?

1024
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 10: What do you think?

1025
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 3: Double?

1026
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 9: Was amazing?

1027
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 3: It was awesome.

1028
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 2: Christian Show Gone Podcast.

1029
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: What are the Odds? Your stories every Wednesday of coincidence

1030
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 1: and chance? Donna, Welcome to the show.

1031
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,280
Speaker 8: Good morning, Christian.

1032
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,280
Speaker 10: What are the odds?

1033
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 3: What are the odds? Donna?

1034
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 8: Well, my sister and I decided to go out to

1035
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:22,760
Speaker 8: the Posties and play, and we came home losing fifty

1036
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 8: dollars each. And on the way out she joked that

1037
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,399
Speaker 8: we're going home broke, and I said, oh, I might

1038
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 8: win Pats Flato tonight. I've got a ticket in the

1039
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 8: twenty four million dollar draw. So when I got home,

1040
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 8: checked the ticket and sure enough I'd won first Division.

1041
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 3: Oh, we're all doing to know, Donna. How much did

1042
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 3: you win?

1043
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 8: Well, it was a random syndicate ticket, So we won

1044
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 8: two point four million and I walked away with two

1045
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,760
Speaker 8: hundred and forty five thousand.

1046
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 3: Quarter just under a quarter of a million dollars.

1047
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:00,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, and I only paid seventeen dollars for the ticket.

1048
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 3: Pretty good return on your investment. Yeah, wow, he is insane.

1049
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 4: We can't give you a call of the week.

1050
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,720
Speaker 3: You had enough money? Okay?

1051
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: Wow, So you go on fifty dollars down, then suddenly

1052
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,399
Speaker 1: you're a quarter of a million dollars up.

1053
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet you couldn't believe us. What did you

1054
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 3: actually do? Do you? How does what happens? Next? You

1055
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 3: call someone is a twenty four hour sort of helpline.

1056
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 8: Well, it taught me six hours to convince it that

1057
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 8: I won. We woke up a friend about four o'clock

1058
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 8: in the morning to confirm the numbers. Next, I don't

1059
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 8: drink red wine. I think we drank about six bottles

1060
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 8: of red wine.

1061
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 3: Wow, the next morning over Yeah, that lovely call for

1062
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 3: that someone who get nine am the next day.

1063
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 8: Oh, they put the ticket through the machine and said

1064
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 8: it was we've held and the ladies doing that before

1065
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 8: so I had to go into who are petswato in

1066
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 8: the city.

1067
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: I didn't know they had a headquarters in the city

1068
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,240
Speaker 1: with a big special machine.

1069
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:11,240
Speaker 3: You go with your chick in oh with held?

1070
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what are the odds you don't want to

1071
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 1: pay me cough of a million call in coins. So anyway,

1072
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 1: and what happened, It all got sort of out. It

1073
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: was with held and then what was there? Just an

1074
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: adminara or.

1075
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 8: Oh no, no, you've got to go in and register

1076
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 8: it in uh fank Kilda there in the head office

1077
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,919
Speaker 8: and you were checked two weeks later.

1078
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 3: Wow, now if you don't mommy asking what did you

1079
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 3: do with the money?

1080
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 10: Well?

1081
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 8: I paid off my house, I bought a new car,

1082
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 8: new furniture, took my son to Queensland to the same

1083
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 8: parks Sydney, bought him a new dog a motorbike.

1084
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what a spree went on. So what

1085
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 3: was it all gone? Within three months?

1086
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 8: Longer than that?

1087
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 3: Well, john oh.

1088
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: My god, you really did make some big life changing

1089
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: decisions and things with it.

1090
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 3: How amaze am Yeah? I love it. Great story, Johnna,

1091
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,439
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for give us a call. Take care.

1092
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 10: Thanks by Damien.

1093
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 7: Good morning, Good morning, team, how you're going.

1094
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 3: Jamien, Thanks for calling the show. Now, what's your story?

1095
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 7: So I'm a builder and I meet a lot of

1096
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 7: people out on the road and in amongst me trade

1097
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 7: every day, and I'm hopeless of remembering names. So I

1098
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,359
Speaker 7: have a contact list that's got like thousands of people

1099
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 7: in it, and they're all got either nicknames or little

1100
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 7: suggestions of how I remember them. So recently I've moved

1101
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 7: into Bentley and we've got this lovely street of neighbors

1102
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 7: and all that, and we've got a guy up the

1103
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 7: road and his name was Mike, and I've got a

1104
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:59,399
Speaker 7: heap of mics in my contact list, so I'm like, well,

1105
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 7: how am I going to remembering? So I've written Mike neighbour. Anyway,

1106
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 7: a few weeks go by, we're just be about to renovate

1107
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,760
Speaker 7: our house. We're actually leasing one of his investment properties

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