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Speaker 2: Goome on in Rio, good morning, Come on in Pats morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning. The man who's screwed up his wife's fortieth
Speaker 2: over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Alex, thank you for bringing it up again more, that's okay.
Speaker 2: Every day this week Bonnie's asked me to be you
Speaker 2: never let him forget it for all of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: I'll be making up for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: You will, You really will. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I drove past that pace yesterday evening and I chuckled
Speaker 2: to myself. Do you know what they should have plaques
Speaker 2: outside buildings? Yes, when some guy screwed up, there should
Speaker 2: be loads of them day fifteen to twenty, probably every Monday,
Speaker 2: something else being nailed up there for some guy to
Speaker 2: melt down there over a Weekend.
Speaker 1: The Day Dad Stuffed Up yep, well and truly and.
Speaker 2: Part of an ongoing series as well. Now Tuesday. The
Speaker 2: first half hour the show, we go around the team
Speaker 2: and we ask you guys listening as well, how was
Speaker 2: your Monday? How did you start the week? Are you
Speaker 2: a Monday winner or loser? Text me which way? Are
Speaker 2: you Monday winner or loserse seventy five three one oh
Speaker 2: four three, Patsy, how was your day?
Speaker 5: I'm afraid I'm a loser yesterday, or rather my husband is.
Speaker 6: We had our daughter had like a voice concert at
Speaker 6: school last night.
Speaker 5: They do like a showcase for the musical students.
Speaker 2: It's very exciting, interesting way to describe as a voice concert.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a voice concert, so all the singing students
Speaker 6: will get up and sing a song.
Speaker 2: It's that was known as a singing Yeah, I went
Speaker 2: to a voice concert of the weekend.
Speaker 5: It's the room stones they call the subject voice. That's
Speaker 5: what I say, voice concept.
Speaker 7: What did you sing? Billy?
Speaker 5: Of course A love or La da Ville or la
Speaker 5: la mayvie? Whatever this song? News?
Speaker 1: I already uh we touched you, but he made a note.
Speaker 1: But last whatever the song is.
Speaker 6: I hadn't heard it before, so it was lovely Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: He s evaporated quickness, guys.
Speaker 2: Okay, whatever it was, blah blah blah.
Speaker 7: Still singing. Anyway.
Speaker 6: My husband was working from home yesterday, so he was
Speaker 6: business up top. So I had the business shirt on
Speaker 6: and stuff, but had his slippers on because he's just
Speaker 6: working from home.
Speaker 1: I was that nervous about what was down below.
Speaker 6: Budgie smugglers, slacks on, trinywhere sock suspenders as well, his
Speaker 6: smart trousers hanging up.
Speaker 2: Gets up on one's around the house with a business
Speaker 2: shirt up top, and then party down below, party down below,
Speaker 2: great song.
Speaker 6: Anyway, we were halfway to school and he goes, oh no,
Speaker 6: and I thought, oh my god, what's happened?
Speaker 5: And we about to hit something. Look down at his feet.
Speaker 6: He's still got his moccasins on for the school concept.
Speaker 1: But you said business up top because not for school.
Speaker 6: So I had to do a quick U turn and
Speaker 6: dart back home and get his good going out shoes on,
Speaker 6: otherwise he would have turned up. To imagine Audrey's reaction
Speaker 6: if he'd come in to school with his slippers on.
Speaker 5: That would have been highly embarrassing.
Speaker 8: I thought he would be the sort of man who
Speaker 8: would easily go to a school concert with moccaso.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, shameless man,
Speaker 9: shameless when he's out, he's smart out horrified by that patch.
Speaker 6: Oh it's just I'm have to miss it. No, hurry up,
Speaker 6: we've got time.
Speaker 1: But I've seen and you I'm sure you back me
Speaker 1: up on this, pansy.
Speaker 2: I've seen lots of school events, some mums and mocks.
Speaker 6: Yeah no, sorry, no, no, no, there is no place
Speaker 6: even for trackies, I reckon, like, if you're going to
Speaker 6: an event, no, don't wear your track He's certainly not
Speaker 6: your slippers.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people are can be disagreeing
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 1: Read the big room that is Australia.
Speaker 6: Oh no, come on, we've got a certain what about
Speaker 6: a nice pair of trackies, A really nice I've got
Speaker 6: a nice.
Speaker 7: Tracking tomorrow, I've had a nice periofile or something. They're
Speaker 7: just a bit more elevated than you know. They're not
Speaker 7: something like.
Speaker 5: Lemon or something.
Speaker 1: I do have a Lula limon, but that's a leisure
Speaker 1: what it's called.
Speaker 7: These are more of a like a formal, a formal.
Speaker 2: Yourself only in Australia because someone actually say ironically a
Speaker 2: formal tracksuit pants.
Speaker 8: Like I wouldn't wear it to a wedding, but I
Speaker 8: think I could wear it to a dinner.
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Speaker 1: Now I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm poised whether I'm a Monday winner or loser. Yester evening,
Speaker 2: I went out with an old boss of mine and
Speaker 2: he offered me a ticket to go and see England
Speaker 2: play at the World Cup. Never seen England play at
Speaker 2: the World Cup, any World Cup, and it's the Panama game.
Speaker 2: He's got a spare ticket for the England Panama game
Speaker 2: in New Jersey. Now it just so happens that we're
Speaker 2: on a break then. But here's the problem. I'm flying
Speaker 2: back to the UK to see my mom. I haven't
Speaker 2: seen my mom my dad in since last Easter last year.
Speaker 2: It's been a long time. So my whole mission for
Speaker 2: the two week break at the Inner Junes to go
Speaker 2: back to England see my mom and dad. However, I
Speaker 2: could delay it by day to go change my flights
Speaker 2: to go via New Jersey, go and see England Panama
Speaker 2: at the World Cup.
Speaker 1: Fly on from New York. It's a seven hour hop to.
Speaker 2: London, but it would mean delaying arriving and seeing my
Speaker 2: mom by a day. She's already organized a lunch for her,
Speaker 2: my sister and my dad to welcome me back on
Speaker 2: the Sunday, which you better move that to the Monday
Speaker 2: so I can just drop into the World Cup see
Speaker 2: England take on Panama.
Speaker 8: Rewind a week ago when you told your mom about
Speaker 8: you coming to England.
Speaker 1: Yeah, burst of che She was so happy.
Speaker 5: She nearly collapsed.
Speaker 1: She did pass Yeah, yep, yep on zoom.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just a day, It's only a hell long
Speaker 7: are you there for? Total?
Speaker 2: I'm literally I think I'd be in there for about
Speaker 2: fourteen hours. It literally would arrive, drop a bag off,
Speaker 2: go see the game, and then head back to the airport.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that does to your body.
Speaker 2: With the time zone you do, it doesn't matter, you know,
Speaker 2: when you start making calculations and you think, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I start to im start to think, of course I
Speaker 2: should do this. You only get one life, and I'm thinking,
Speaker 2: hang on a minute, I'm not twenty. You've got to
Speaker 2: factor and what does that do those time zone? You
Speaker 2: got this crazy time zone?
Speaker 10: What is it?
Speaker 1: Am?
Speaker 2: I going back in time, going to America, and I
Speaker 2: don't mean politically, we don't want to get to that,
Speaker 2: and then go to how mean time zones a my
Speaker 2: going through in England playing in the past.
Speaker 7: Oh this makes me so.
Speaker 2: I got home evening and my wife when you cannot
Speaker 2: do that, you have to I can't do it to
Speaker 2: your mum.
Speaker 5: And I went, I don't know, twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she'll understand if I asked my mum. Actually, my
Speaker 2: mom would not go go and do that. She'd be
Speaker 2: saying like, oh, no, we're looking forward to seeing you.
Speaker 8: She wouldn't she would understand the sort of magnitude of
Speaker 8: going to see your first World Cup game.
Speaker 2: In England Panama, Panama, got a ticket, spare tickets.
Speaker 1: I do it.
Speaker 5: Life's too short. And you know what, it's not like
Speaker 5: you're not skipping seeing your mum altogether. It's just delayed.
Speaker 2: It's only I've only got nine days with her, so
Speaker 2: it takes off a day because we've got that two
Speaker 2: week break and I've got to get back in time.
Speaker 8: What did they say about delayed gratification makes it moment
Speaker 8: even more special.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to have one less day and night
Speaker 2: with my mum, so I can go and see England
Speaker 2: probably loose, but could you make something probably lose, It
Speaker 2: isn't going to come home. Have you seen what England's
Speaker 2: formers like? Can World Cup? You are on paper should
Speaker 2: smash them, but there has been so many games.
Speaker 1: So I've sat there, going this would be a formality
Speaker 1: for England.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a cricket score and they're bloody
Speaker 2: rubbish at the World Cup at times.
Speaker 1: I've had my heart broken countless times.
Speaker 6: Oh, this is hard, genuinely quantity though with your mum,
Speaker 6: it's about it's quality time.
Speaker 5: It doesn't mean the numbering.
Speaker 2: Imagine then in ten twenty years from now, or is
Speaker 2: not living in the same country as you? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: And suddenly she said, mum and coming back and not
Speaker 2: wait to seem surprising you. You break down in tears
Speaker 2: a week later. Hey mum, I'm going to be coming
Speaker 2: back two days later so I can go and see
Speaker 2: the Matilda's play.
Speaker 5: You live out your dream.
Speaker 1: You don't have that in you.
Speaker 6: There's no way you go to fill your dreads.
Speaker 1: You can't go Christian now, how do you put it
Speaker 1: like that? Don't care?
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Speaker 1: Real, Are you a win Monday winner or loser?
Speaker 7: I am a Monday winner.
Speaker 8: I'm in a constant battle to try and get with
Speaker 8: my next door honors, which is our neighbor who's anna.
Speaker 1: Can't get with her truck.
Speaker 7: Came out, get into her good.
Speaker 2: Books, right, okay? And then what happens? You're in the
Speaker 2: good books and wants to pay out here.
Speaker 8: Well, maybe she brings up like delicious pisada and pasta,
Speaker 8: maybe some of her oranges I've.
Speaker 1: Noticed, So you become like an adopted son.
Speaker 7: That is my dream, right, and it's getting there. It's
Speaker 7: getting there.
Speaker 2: So me and my oil love a surrogate nono mum,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, exactly. There should be only fans, but a
Speaker 2: decent one only mean finish. It's only knowledge. It's basically
Speaker 2: twenty four to seven on a stream hot non her actions.
Speaker 2: By that, I mean in the kitchen, making that rago,
Speaker 2: stirring some kind of lamb dish.
Speaker 7: James Packer, invest in that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but we're definitely making some ground because she started
Speaker 8: calling us her nice boys.
Speaker 7: She goes, oh nice boys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, that's so sweet.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, I don't know if she thinks, if
Speaker 8: she knows that we're a couple. I think she maybe
Speaker 8: she thinks.
Speaker 1: Of studs. Sort those chicks out. Actually haven't seen them
Speaker 1: bring any bad no meatballs for you lads.
Speaker 7: So she asked me to pop over yesterday and help her.
Speaker 8: She's got this really like you know, the old school trampolines,
Speaker 8: like no netting or anything.
Speaker 1: Like why do you take a video cameraund so no
Speaker 1: a trampoline.
Speaker 11: That's our first series and only nons. She got someone
Speaker 11: from Facebook micro places to see some non as follocking
Speaker 11: on a trampoline backlips.
Speaker 1: She got someone.
Speaker 7: I think she just had.
Speaker 8: She's been she's been in that house since nineteen seventy five,
Speaker 8: so that she's got grand kids. They all come over.
Speaker 8: This guy comes over. It's him, his wife and his
Speaker 8: two kids. Kids are maybe I don't know, ten twelve.
Speaker 8: We put the trampoline on top of his car, just
Speaker 8: a normal size car. Then they'll hop in the car
Speaker 8: and I go, oh, do you want me to help you?
Speaker 7: Like tie it down, like have you.
Speaker 8: Got ropes or the or dismantle it with all This
Speaker 8: man's what's like one of those big one piece the
Speaker 8: old school ones, like the clickery clack of the thing.
Speaker 7: The pulleys that you do. He goes, no, no, no,
Speaker 7: she'll be right, should be right.
Speaker 1: Not a trampoline. How's it takes it down?
Speaker 8: That's exactly what I was asking. And then I said, oh,
Speaker 8: you just live around the corner. And he goes, he
Speaker 8: actually lives out where Patsy lives. She's forty five minutes
Speaker 8: drive for me with a trampoline.
Speaker 1: Alone. Shape.
Speaker 7: He goes, she'll be right, and then he's just no, no,
Speaker 7: she won't be right.
Speaker 8: She will not be I've never been more sure that
Speaker 8: she will not be right. Then I just see they
Speaker 8: start to roll away too. Hands at the top, two
Speaker 8: adult hands.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, not the old reach, just clamping it on.
Speaker 8: And then two little kid hands.
Speaker 12: Swear to God, and they just drive off.
Speaker 1: She's windy and at the moment.
Speaker 8: And they just got their little kid, the tiny little
Speaker 8: hands gripping this old, rusty trampling.
Speaker 7: Right now, it's probably on the.
Speaker 1: I was that kid once. I could have headed towards
Speaker 1: that rat ship.
Speaker 7: I don't know what to do with that situation.
Speaker 8: Like well, well, I said, I think you really need
Speaker 8: a time there were he was very insistent, very ausy,
Speaker 8: like I should like I was some idiot like I
Speaker 8: was some knark being like so using.
Speaker 2: Only four hands, two which are kiddy hands, clamping it
Speaker 2: up on top to.
Speaker 7: The room, just gripping it over there.
Speaker 2: There's no way, there's no way. Tramplges are heavy things.
Speaker 7: Yes, it took a lot to get it on.
Speaker 1: I don't they drove off like that.
Speaker 7: They just drove. I don't know if they got there.
Speaker 7: I don't know how this story ends.
Speaker 1: But they d trampoline in the garden right now.
Speaker 8: Or they just drove incredibly slowly across like the bridge
Speaker 8: and the freeway.
Speaker 2: I don't know how slow. Speaking of oj pursuit the trampoline,
Speaker 2: what kind of cars did they have?
Speaker 7: It was kind of just like a hatchbag, not a hatchback.
Speaker 7: What's it called a wagon STV?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's not legal.
Speaker 7: No, no, I don't think so. But I'm not a policeman.
Speaker 1: But you member the public, you could have just said no,
Speaker 1: you can't do that.
Speaker 2: Year you should have done a citizens arrest and use
Speaker 2: that trampoline as a makeshift prison.
Speaker 1: I just I've always dreamt of doing his citis arrest.
Speaker 1: Like what do you do? What's the law? How long
Speaker 1: do you say something?
Speaker 7: Yeah? How long can you hold them down?
Speaker 1: And also how do you call when it's time to
Speaker 1: do one? Yes? Yeah, yeah, he's going to.
Speaker 2: Put a trampoline in trouble of the car. No, no,
Speaker 2: that you can't go resting people for that. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's not the chit. It's dangerous, but you can't arrest
Speaker 2: them for that for that?
Speaker 1: Yeah much.
Speaker 7: I don't know where the citizen the rest line start?
Speaker 1: Can anyone?
Speaker 4: Advisers Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 2: Today we're doing It's the time and the time Waster
Speaker 2: for grabs for the best and shown for the next
Speaker 2: five minutes, we've got a goal class double passed. You
Speaker 2: can go and see the best movie we've seen so
Speaker 2: far this year. We all love Project Hell. Mary cannot
Speaker 2: recommend that enough. And Patsy loved Billie Eilish in three
Speaker 2: DS so much she saw it with a daughter twice
Speaker 2: over the weekend. There's loads of great stuff to see
Speaker 2: at the moment. We are looking for a part two
Speaker 2: on your messy movies. There were so many yesterday. I
Speaker 2: have to say yesterday they were quite childish.
Speaker 7: They were they were.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of brown adjacent which.
Speaker 7: We it's not necessarily we didn't lead them.
Speaker 1: There, didn't need them. There is where they were playing yesterday.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was a Monday thing, but anyway,
Speaker 2: we see hopefully some smart material. That's what we're looking
Speaker 2: for this morning for your messy movies. The best ones
Speaker 2: we had yesterday We live in a Zoo, Crumbs of anarchy,
Speaker 2: filthy club, Nappy Gilmour, Sloppenheimer, and the winner was order
Speaker 2: is who Sloppinheimer is Fuddy thirty. All right, extra time
Speaker 2: in your messy movies? Text me seven five three one
Speaker 2: O four three. I've got tango and trash, silver ghost dusters,
Speaker 2: Oh God, diarrhea of a wimpy kid.
Speaker 1: That's messy. That's a smart reference.
Speaker 2: Diarrhea diarye very clever wordplate. Always need my example, Will
Speaker 2: Ferrell's got a slot problem, mold School and Devil wears
Speaker 2: tracky dacks. One of my first Aussie slang words when
Speaker 2: I moved here eight years ago was trackydacks.
Speaker 7: It's a goody.
Speaker 1: It's a great one.
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's a goatd one. Trackydacks
Speaker 2: trackydx is a great Ossie slang.
Speaker 1: All right, rio, what have you got?
Speaker 8: Messy movies, Scruffy the Vampire Slayer, it's your color.
Speaker 2: I didn't need that bit silver for the reference, brownze
Speaker 2: for the performance.
Speaker 8: I now pronounce you muckin Larry, mucking Larry silver and
Speaker 8: crumb Dog millionaire.
Speaker 1: Oh that's very good.
Speaker 4: God, Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 2: Extra time and a time waster for your messy movies.
Speaker 2: And I contending now we thought the ones yesterday were childish.
Speaker 1: Exactly the same. This is what they want.
Speaker 2: We are by public service, all right, messy movies, Mary.
Speaker 1: Pooping, what do you say? That's hilarious, that's funny.
Speaker 2: Mary poop is very good to come up with that
Speaker 2: at six forty seven am. Come on, Anthony Patterson, take
Speaker 2: a bow slop gun silver, Uncle Buck, unkept Buck.
Speaker 1: That's a smart one.
Speaker 7: He is a smart one.
Speaker 2: God, I don't crust the teacher with those smarts. You
Speaker 2: can see why you're top of the glass. The vominator
Speaker 2: silver Dumpster's eleven silver class poopy poopy bang bang, Come on, Jenny,
Speaker 2: dirty rotten scourers, go clever.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: Men who bathed with goats hmm, Bronze doesn't make sense, Jordan,
Speaker 2: how to trash your dragon?
Speaker 1: Silver flushing Nemo. That's not messy, that's just cruel.
Speaker 12: Are you getting rid of the mess like, no, no, no,
Speaker 12: they're not making a mess.
Speaker 7: Bronze.
Speaker 1: There was a terrible Tom Cruise movie called Far and Away.
Speaker 1: The worst thing about it was his Irish accent.
Speaker 2: It's the worst one Hollywood's ever done with Nicle Kibbon. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's right, yeah, fart on a spray, Bronze.
Speaker 1: Come on, why is everyone laughing?
Speaker 2: If you go, you're sending you're laughing and they go,
Speaker 2: come on, two wolves inside me?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, which what are you going to feed? Uncle
Speaker 1: Mark Silver?
Speaker 2: There will be mud silver spill, bill O Gold, very good,
Speaker 2: Rumnado gold, that's very good.
Speaker 1: Where's my sham? Wow silver? Jennifer. I liked it.
Speaker 2: Earl Harbor Cold skid Marks on a plane Bronz and
Speaker 2: the Shark Knight Bronz.
Speaker 1: All right, who is today's kind of winner?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 7: The wolf I'm listening to is Mary Pupins.
Speaker 1: Gave them hypocrites on the show.
Speaker 2: Definitely, it's the winner with Mary Prupen's a All right now.
Speaker 2: I was saying ten minutes ago, how I think one
Speaker 2: of my favorite OZ slang words is tracky dacks, okay, Adams,
Speaker 2: and maybe we should do like an at z of
Speaker 2: oz slang love tea obviously for TRACKI dacks and just
Speaker 2: so I'm I'm writing my spelling of it, t are
Speaker 2: a double ky Well, I would have gone on the
Speaker 2: ear phonetically it's sounds like it's trackys as in two k's,
Speaker 2: but you're saying.
Speaker 7: C K y Yeah, I mean they're the same.
Speaker 1: And then the dax what about that d A K
Speaker 1: d A K s there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely I would have gone d A c K
Speaker 7: the crowd d A K s Okay, Hey.
Speaker 2: The producers got their hands up, what do you reckon?
Speaker 1: Chuckle? Sisters foot both k K y k s.
Speaker 7: What do you got against track like tracksuit pants is tracky?
Speaker 1: But then the dacks doesn't sound like track is dax?
Speaker 7: It very short?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it tracky das d A K s Yes,
Speaker 2: tracky dacks.
Speaker 1: No hands up in there? What's up?
Speaker 7: Still?
Speaker 4: Quack?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 2: What about sacks? The reason why I didn't win?
Speaker 1: Anything? Can debate them.
Speaker 2: I proved the opposing team's points, all right?
Speaker 1: So what else the eight has said of our slang?
Speaker 2: At the moment, you kin't of even agree on one
Speaker 2: entry Trackie Ducks.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Half an hour ago was saying that when I first
Speaker 2: moved to Australia, oh two weeks time, eight years ago,
Speaker 2: that eighties has gone so quickly. One of my first
Speaker 2: Australian slang terms and it was tracki dacksky makes sense,
Speaker 2: you understand it. It's actually pleasing to say, you get it.
Speaker 2: It's better than the same tracksuit pants. Yes, trackydacks that
Speaker 2: Australian way of just less effort in speaking and doesn't.
Speaker 7: Have a nice lot of sound to a Trackie dacket
Speaker 7: a lovely rhythm.
Speaker 2: Yes, so I said today, maybe this is the thing
Speaker 2: we do on the show now, an occasional thing. We
Speaker 2: have our aight z of oz slang Australian slang t our.
Speaker 2: First ever entry feels right, that is trackydacks. However, we
Speaker 2: can't quite agree on how to spell it us within
Speaker 2: the show and you listen as well, Lisa is saying,
Speaker 2: is spelling it wrong?
Speaker 1: The dax is d a.
Speaker 7: X or No?
Speaker 1: No, why would you horrible? I hate that? Sorry, Lisa,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I know you're a long time listener as well, longtime listener,
Speaker 2: first time falling out, Lisa, But no, there's no one
Speaker 2: is saying d.
Speaker 8: A X S, and especially if you've got the X,
Speaker 8: you definitely don't need the s no x's.
Speaker 2: So at the moment I'm default into the Oxford English Dictionary,
Speaker 2: the Global Reference for etymology.
Speaker 4: Trackie das TRACKI das trackie dacs.
Speaker 2: Now they're spelling over os is in first word track
Speaker 2: t r A c k I E.
Speaker 1: Second part dax d A k S. Do you know
Speaker 1: what we should do.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow on the shows? He spelling b yes? Has Gala
Speaker 2: got one L or two ls?
Speaker 1: Tell me this? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't want to play that. I'll be quiz
Speaker 2: master Gala Gala? Are you flaming Ghala? It's not quite
Speaker 2: the same burn, is it? So let's put TRACKI dacks
Speaker 2: in so our spelling of.
Speaker 7: It is why and the cake?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Patsy, what have you got then for
Speaker 2: our ads of Australian slang, I've.
Speaker 5: Got an f F Your reo Flanny.
Speaker 2: Sounds like you had then a little bit rough then
Speaker 2: as any other day speak to like that on air.
Speaker 1: Always pretend that we get on, well.
Speaker 6: Guys, Flanny for flannel it shirt, Yes, flanny or flannel.
Speaker 7: Maybe it's some regional thing. Maybe it's a victorious New South.
Speaker 5: Wales maybe maybe, So what would.
Speaker 1: You call it? Pats Flanny down with Pats actually here.
Speaker 8: On funny is very close to fanny.
Speaker 1: As well, so yes, no, no, no, no, it's flanny.
Speaker 5: It's flanny double n one. Whack it up there on.
Speaker 1: Which is right? Two against two?
Speaker 5: Here you got Chrastina.
Speaker 1: She studied journalism.
Speaker 2: She didn't pass it, but she studied its funny.
Speaker 5: I've got another one.
Speaker 6: You've got to put mockys up there, as in moccasins.
Speaker 2: A bogan No, no trackidacs yes, m for mockys No
Speaker 2: absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Ria, what do you think should go up there?
Speaker 7: I love having a squize one of my.
Speaker 2: Squiz have a squize at this lovely almost a poetry
Speaker 2: to it as well.
Speaker 1: Squeeze, it's a lovely would.
Speaker 7: You expel that s q you Isaip?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah, there's no ee on
Speaker 1: that having a squize, Yeah, you're.
Speaker 5: Right there having a squeeze.
Speaker 2: Yes, squeeze, Alex, what do you thinks you go on
Speaker 2: out of Australian saying you must have some good one.
Speaker 13: He's got to be Durries or Dunny.
Speaker 1: What's more bogan out of that? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Durries is more bogus. There's quite a few d on
Speaker 2: was darts as well for cigarettes?
Speaker 13: Yes, yeah, yeah, Also like rip snorter or ripper.
Speaker 1: That's absolute ripper, mate, that's ripper. I love Ripper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: put that one in. Rip Snorter is also great as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And what else have we got here?
Speaker 13: W Wally or you know, I'm going to say that.
Speaker 7: You can you use Wally in a center.
Speaker 1: In context? What about g goombag?
Speaker 2: It definitely has it's it's to me, it's it's iconically Australian.
Speaker 2: It doesn't that phrase would make no sense to anyone
Speaker 2: who isn't Australia. Yeah, and then who it doesn't even
Speaker 2: sound like someone to have booze in Why would booze be.
Speaker 1: In a bag?
Speaker 7: That's an Australian invention.
Speaker 1: And the world has gone no, thank you.
Speaker 2: If there was a global Shark tank, a lot of
Speaker 2: what you're pimping out here, the world's gone no thank you. Hey,
Speaker 2: what about AFL We've told you no, hey, India are
Speaker 2: you which is not really either over old mate? You
Speaker 2: got to have old mate, I would say that's put
Speaker 2: my favorite one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It can be used affectionately as a and also as
Speaker 2: a mild term of abuse old mate. Hey, haven't word
Speaker 2: with old mate. It's time for him to go home.
Speaker 2: It's such a great phrase.
Speaker 4: That Christian Connall Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show, Christian, can you please let Alex know
Speaker 2: that Michael Voss has just resigned from coaching?
Speaker 1: Come on, mate, can you just have.
Speaker 2: A squizz at the old sports bulletins there?
Speaker 13: I was just to be able to say minutes ago,
Speaker 13: Massive Afield news guys, Michael Voss the coach of the
Speaker 13: Carlton Football Club, Big big, big afil club for those
Speaker 13: in our Northern States, the equal bottom of the ladder.
Speaker 1: They've had just one win this season. He's been under
Speaker 1: so much pressure. This poor man snap Now, well that's
Speaker 1: a good pint. Now he got his TRACKI dacs on.
Speaker 2: He gets in the car today and he's going to
Speaker 2: know what, screw it, I'm not doing it choose day morning.
Speaker 1: He's just crack crack the.
Speaker 2: Shits, he said his blues tracking.
Speaker 1: Acts at the back'smat of the darry.
Speaker 2: He's had a squizite there who were playing this week
Speaker 2: case sod that. No, Yeah, moss out, moss out.
Speaker 1: This is huge.
Speaker 13: So and the hanadly of the Elijah Holland saga as
Speaker 13: well his mental health episode some weeks ago where he's
Speaker 13: kept on the field for three quarters or more.
Speaker 1: Awful, awful everyone at the job. Yeah, and so I
Speaker 1: think the pressure just must have got too much of him.
Speaker 1: So yeah.
Speaker 13: Channel seven reporter sports reporter Tom Morris reporting that news
Speaker 13: earlier this morning.
Speaker 1: That'll be on the agenda, citisenda. I'll probably get him
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 2: All right, So signs signs you an adult? We're doing now,
Speaker 2: then what are the signs you're an adult?
Speaker 1: You can text me?
Speaker 2: Oh four seven five three one oh four three. This
Speaker 2: comes from Rachel McLean. Christian finally swept and mopped the floors.
Speaker 2: Now I'm getting old when I say that. Recently I've
Speaker 2: dropped to day off work. Now have time to do
Speaker 2: my floors on a Monday off. Love love walking on
Speaker 2: my tile with no shoes, so clean and smooth under
Speaker 2: my feet before the family and pats make the mess.
Speaker 2: I get it. Rachel heard me last week so much.
Speaker 2: I love getting my mop on and pino clean and
Speaker 2: that death all half a bottle.
Speaker 6: My lord, it stinks like a surgery.
Speaker 1: It is. Actually it's more like a more ghost. It's
Speaker 1: too harsh.
Speaker 13: But that.
Speaker 2: Burn when it burning the nostrils, it's also cleansing the
Speaker 2: nasal hairs as well.
Speaker 1: Patsy, what are the signs you're an adult?
Speaker 3: Got my geek on yesterday?
Speaker 14: There is this column I got my geek on yesterday,
Speaker 14: and I did my geek gua k my geek geek
Speaker 14: and did my annual chick of my insurance.
Speaker 1: Her passion of a geek doesn't speak like that.
Speaker 2: He can hear, he can't see, he can't see me,
Speaker 2: he can hear.
Speaker 6: No, I do like a little audit every year of
Speaker 6: insurances to check that you know we're covering enough and
Speaker 6: are we paying too much?
Speaker 5: And our premiums look good.
Speaker 6: But a funny thing happened because I was on the
Speaker 6: website of one of our insurers and I needed to ring.
Speaker 2: Some of the Chris ayer. I'm not I'd sleep with
Speaker 2: one eye open right now, mate. I just had to
Speaker 2: have something up to life assurance, and I was looking
Speaker 2: at the sums my wife gets. She makes more money
Speaker 2: if I'm half dead, so she must be meeting up
Speaker 2: with the girls seeing that we can't kill him, but
Speaker 2: it's near death. It's near to death, like you can't ah.
Speaker 2: One of the things was what they get a big
Speaker 2: power if I can't take a message on the phone.
Speaker 2: There's like five things I'm not good at that now
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm only just one more away from me
Speaker 2: technically half dead, the corner dead.
Speaker 6: I had to click on one of the insurers you
Speaker 6: know on the website, give us a call, just click
Speaker 6: on it. Only they've obviously put the wrong number up
Speaker 6: there because it went through to a funeral director's.
Speaker 2: I guess, actually, if it's like you're probably putting in
Speaker 2: your stats and they're like, technically you dead.
Speaker 6: Got straight to the chase and I thought, oh no,
Speaker 6: there must be a mistake, so I wrung it again
Speaker 6: and no, I went straight through to So you.
Speaker 1: Can't be making crank.
Speaker 2: Course the funeral they're going to know it's you Jones
Speaker 2: again on a Monday.
Speaker 1: She does. All this is that she's pretendingly that geek
Speaker 1: character Alex will see if you what's society' getting that
Speaker 1: you're around adult?
Speaker 13: Well, you pull muscles doing those you know, banal things.
Speaker 13: I pulled a muscle in my left butt cheek pulled
Speaker 13: putting away the slow cooker, the left glute left, the
Speaker 13: bottom of the shoulder.
Speaker 1: Look of the heavy.
Speaker 2: They are heavy, heavy, it's about ten kilo.
Speaker 1: And then that's slightly awkward. That oval shave is quiet.
Speaker 1: It's got no handles.
Speaker 2: They just got that lip the edge, this little sting.
Speaker 2: Some handles, will you slow cooker makers?
Speaker 1: Otherwise you caused twinges and budgets Like I.
Speaker 4: Had Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: I have a listened to this.
Speaker 2: This is how our Patsy thinks geeks sound.
Speaker 3: Got my gaeke on yesterday.
Speaker 1: No geekers ever.
Speaker 2: So it's part cold and part old person, kind of
Speaker 2: Bob Dylan, but there's nothing geeky about it.
Speaker 3: I got my gaeke on yesterday.
Speaker 1: She is a little bit wheezy today. You're on the
Speaker 1: dance last night was yeah, come on? Why so we
Speaker 1: you never normally this wheezyzy school? Get out of it?
Speaker 1: You know, I know you vake you do when the news.
Speaker 1: She's at the back. She loves that cherry one.
Speaker 2: It's a cherry. If you're just breathe in the left speaker,
Speaker 2: that's Patsy speaker. You can cherry vaicon yesterday.
Speaker 1: Christian signs you an adult.
Speaker 2: I've started moisturizing my elbows and knees.
Speaker 1: Oh, I em can't be having dry elbows and knees.
Speaker 2: I love that one you start using shot glasses as
Speaker 2: a boiled egg holder. Um, no, Christian, you signed you
Speaker 2: an adult when the never ending story is now the
Speaker 2: washing and not a beloved children's movie. Uh luitha in
Speaker 2: in Sydney, Christian, I.
Speaker 1: Know an I don't know.
Speaker 2: Recently did some research and purchased a brag better close
Speaker 2: air dry that extends.
Speaker 1: Oh we got one of those.
Speaker 2: It is my wife was going christ becaus, I actually
Speaker 2: think this is the best close era we've ever had.
Speaker 2: When please, can we keep some mistike in a relagion? Please,
Speaker 2: it's not this is like twenty twenty five years ahead
Speaker 2: of us. We don't don't. It's not given right now.
Speaker 2: Raving about an extendable, solid, sturdy era and closed dryer,
Speaker 2: I think it must be the same one, Luisa.
Speaker 1: She's very very excited about it.
Speaker 8: Pats, he actually recommended the one we bought that co
Speaker 8: one a frame. It is an a frame, yeah you
Speaker 8: and patting you the exact price. She goes, oh, that's
Speaker 8: one from k Mark. That's our thirty and the skew.
Speaker 5: Number is six to no.
Speaker 6: I really stepped it up last year at Aldi and
Speaker 6: it's coming up I think this week or next week
Speaker 6: in special bars with a heated step to close horse
Speaker 6: like you plug it in and it actually hates Oh
Speaker 6: my god, fantastic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like someone got my geek on yesterday. On you, Christian.
Speaker 2: And when you can enjoy a couple of scoops of
Speaker 2: ice cream without feeling it, you start up into a
Speaker 2: thick shake Christian rummaging around in your purse or back
Speaker 2: to find the right money because you don't want to
Speaker 2: break a fifty dollars note. Even that phrase breaker note
Speaker 2: is an old phrase? Is breaking a note? You say
Speaker 2: to a TikTok and our teenager, do you're not breaking
Speaker 2: a notice?
Speaker 1: They have no idea but breaking a note? Can you
Speaker 1: break this for me? As yourn adult?
Speaker 2: When you're driving around, you have to turn the radio
Speaker 2: down to concentrate with a street sign or turn into
Speaker 2: a driveway. I have to have complete I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I think it's a guy thing. I don't think women
Speaker 2: need to do that.
Speaker 7: Because we can't multitask.
Speaker 1: No, we really can't. That radio is going to be
Speaker 1: turned completely off. You're right, just to do a U turn.
Speaker 2: Christian, what about you suddenly have fish oil tablets? Yes
Speaker 2: this morning, yet in the morning having my Omega three tablets.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Sheer be right Transporting big Things. Rio saw an amazing
Speaker 2: scene yesterday. He's in a complicated relationship with the none
Speaker 2: other that lives next door. Very true, it is, it's complicated.
Speaker 2: It's your missus Robinson, none Robinson. The graduates like that.
Speaker 2: I hope she doesn't listen. She sounds a lovely lady.
Speaker 7: She's beautiful.
Speaker 12: Wow, she's looking. You've got a mother thing, have you well,
Speaker 12: she's a grandmom. Oh wow, that's hot.
Speaker 8: No, i've been she's our like direct next door neighbor,
Speaker 8: and we've been trying to sort of not woo her,
Speaker 8: but we want to get in her good We want
Speaker 8: to get in her good grades.
Speaker 1: Get food to get left over. He had to get
Speaker 1: me by students.
Speaker 7: Don't you don't you like wouldn't you love to have?
Speaker 7: And she in my head she passes us food over
Speaker 7: the thing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I want to live in that world exactly.
Speaker 7: Yes, we're working towards that. We're getting there. She calls
Speaker 7: us her nice boys every time we go over.
Speaker 1: She's I bet you're good neighbors as well.
Speaker 7: I think so.
Speaker 8: I think we we we have a good relationship. And
Speaker 8: she asked if I could jump over and help her.
Speaker 8: She's getting rid of this old trampoline she must have
Speaker 8: had since I don't know, the seventies eighties.
Speaker 2: One of those royal old rusty spring ones with like
Speaker 2: tetnus on the spring.
Speaker 7: Yes, on that, just like a complete.
Speaker 1: Virus been there since seventy five.
Speaker 8: Would have broken about six kids arms on that definitely.
Speaker 8: And it's time and some guys coming with his family
Speaker 8: to grab the trampoline off facebook marketplace take it back
Speaker 8: to theirs. So I go over. His family pulls up.
Speaker 8: They're in a sedan, I guess you call it. Husband, wife,
Speaker 8: two little kids, maybe ten to eleven. I help them
Speaker 8: put the trampoline on top of the car.
Speaker 2: So just so we were all imagine this, it's upside down,
Speaker 2: So the legs are in the air.
Speaker 8: Correct, Yeah, upside down, legs are in the air. And
Speaker 8: then they all jump in the car and I go, oh, hey, do.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna help you with the ropes, bungee cords or
Speaker 2: anything to start strapping her down.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you got that side. I'll go this side.
Speaker 2: Boop it through, loop it through, go again, go again,
Speaker 2: keep looping, and he kind of waves me off like
Speaker 2: an idiot.
Speaker 8: He goes like a chilly right mate like and goes
Speaker 8: to get in the car. I go, hey, what are
Speaker 8: you guys just driving around the corner like he just
Speaker 8: literally down the street and he has oh no, no no,
Speaker 8: And he lives actually forty five minutes away out where
Speaker 8: Patsy lives.
Speaker 7: And this is across bridges.
Speaker 8: And large LAS free ways passally freeways, and so then
Speaker 8: I'm sort of like, maybe I'm not really taking the
Speaker 8: whole situation in.
Speaker 7: They start to drive off.
Speaker 2: With an unshae killed trampoline on the young kids hats.
Speaker 1: So then I see.
Speaker 8: These two hands pop out the front, two adult hands.
Speaker 1: Not even the.
Speaker 2: Rock right could hold down a trampoline. And you start
Speaker 2: going to seventy or eighty K, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: There's no ways like a missile.
Speaker 1: Yes, something's coming off and going into somebody.
Speaker 7: They also had the hands of the two little kids.
Speaker 2: Anyone who has had the strongest devices known, aren't they
Speaker 2: a child's bicep.
Speaker 7: Surely yanking their shoulder out as.
Speaker 1: Well, selling their phone ping someone snapchatting them. They let
Speaker 1: and go for sure, the dad yelling hold it.
Speaker 2: Down from many another forty two minutes to go.
Speaker 1: Maybe traffic lights should stop up. The thing's going to
Speaker 1: go forward, isn't it. And then.
Speaker 8: If I had my time over, I would have been like, hey,
Speaker 8: you really, you really shouldn't. But he had seniority, that
Speaker 8: he was older, he had, he had a beard, seniority.
Speaker 7: I don't feel like.
Speaker 2: There was an accident. Oh he had seniority. He had
Speaker 2: say he had a beard. Wow, oh someone elect that man.
Speaker 7: So they they drove off.
Speaker 1: I don't know a mystery did they make it?
Speaker 2: If anyone's driving to work today and you see a
Speaker 2: trampoline by the Solar road or in a river, that's
Speaker 2: the trampoline. That's the non a trampoline, all right, So
Speaker 2: they have you got a story like this, Maybe it's
Speaker 2: something you've seen. I guess it's transporting large things, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I remember when we moved here and we're getting a
Speaker 2: lot of stuff off marketplace. My wife was so as
Speaker 2: every day it was, can you can you go and
Speaker 2: drive to this unknown suburb, go and pick up this house,
Speaker 2: and want you to say, listen, it's only a five minute
Speaker 2: easy for you to walk there and carry back a
Speaker 2: solid wooden dining table.
Speaker 1: The guy, the guy is waiting for you. This guy
Speaker 1: i'd met a couple of times. He was x sas.
Speaker 5: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: I always felt very very intimidated around him because actually,
Speaker 2: but he was Special Forces. And she said he's gonna
Speaker 2: he's gonna be waiting there and carry it with you.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, I no why I'm going
Speaker 2: to be strong as him. His hands are not for
Speaker 2: carrying wooden tables. They're for handling CDs and stuff like
Speaker 2: that and faders. Anyways, sure enough, my wife goes, nothing
Speaker 2: is ever five minutes away?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 1: It's a lie.
Speaker 2: It was a fifteen minute walk with a solemn wooden table,
Speaker 2: and I don't know. He did not look like he
Speaker 2: needed to keep pausing. I I must have a bad grip.
Speaker 7: I've got the slipper.
Speaker 2: I must have said five times, think I've got the bad,
Speaker 2: Think I've got the bad. He just had a thousand
Speaker 2: yard stare. He was in some war zone. Somewhere else.
Speaker 2: I actually thought he's going to put it on his
Speaker 2: back at one point, just jogg it over or something.
Speaker 2: He had no it was crunching at me at one point.
Speaker 2: It was the hardest thing of my life. It took
Speaker 2: for ages, sweaty. He didn't break a sweat. I was
Speaker 2: like sweating and your hands getting He must have the
Speaker 2: good end or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you wearing gloves you chalk on or something.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Moving very large objects. What's your story? Rio took part
Speaker 2: in a crime yesterday. I'm willing Actually that's the true
Speaker 2: story here. All it took for you to be persuaded
Speaker 2: was a bearded man's.
Speaker 7: True story of my life.
Speaker 1: Okay, the trampoline story.
Speaker 2: Christian likely to be Kiwi's half of New Zealand transports
Speaker 2: large items on the roof of their car.
Speaker 1: That is a great just it's so true. You're right.
Speaker 1: How did they pronounce trampoline? Was it linked?
Speaker 7: I weren't kews. But it's good to have a new stereotype.
Speaker 2: We were going to say we were going to do
Speaker 2: a phone shouldn't we Things that should come back stereotyped.
Speaker 1: Jess, this is a great one from Jess.
Speaker 2: We're looking for your stories of moving very large objects.
Speaker 1: Christie, not my name, that is Christy. I've heard Chris before, Chris,
Speaker 1: so I've had but Christy and just that it's not time.
Speaker 1: It's i E.
Speaker 7: That's deliver.
Speaker 1: It's a lady's name.
Speaker 2: My husband decided he'd be able to lift the big
Speaker 2: mongk table onto our trainer by himself. It resulted big
Speaker 2: mon table falling on top of him and cracking two rips.
Speaker 1: Wow, we.
Speaker 2: All right, James is on the line. Now it's got
Speaker 2: a great story. Good morning, James.
Speaker 15: Hey Christian. Now again mate, I'm good.
Speaker 2: To welcome to the show, James. So what is your
Speaker 2: story about moving a very large object?
Speaker 15: I was at work one day and there was some
Speaker 15: plumbers out of the back fixings and plumbing, and they
Speaker 15: had to remove a palm tree because the roots were intrusive.
Speaker 15: And they were like, oh, I'm going to get rid
Speaker 15: of this flaming seeing someone like that's right, I'll take that.
Speaker 15: I got a new hoss, I'll plant it in the garden.
Speaker 15: So I strapped it on the top of my uth.
Speaker 15: This thing was twelve meters long.
Speaker 1: They weigh a ton.
Speaker 15: Literally about two hundred kilos. Yeah, took four blokes, four
Speaker 15: blokes to load it onto the uth A Sair forward strap.
Speaker 15: The root Paul was in the windscreen in front of
Speaker 15: me and the palm fronds were dragging on the on
Speaker 15: the road behind me.
Speaker 1: Basically that that palm tree. Your cars like auld roller
Speaker 1: skate for it totally.
Speaker 15: So I drove all the way to town. It's about
Speaker 15: a twenty minute drive. I took the back rode. At
Speaker 15: one stage there was even a cop behind me and
Speaker 15: I'm going, come on.
Speaker 1: Probably giving you a double thumbs up. Legend, legend.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he loved it, he loved it.
Speaker 15: I get it home and my wife's like, oh look
Speaker 15: what I today as you head to Magave cuttings and
Speaker 15: I'm like.
Speaker 1: Come, that's not a tree. This is a tree.
Speaker 13: A tree.
Speaker 2: James, brilliant story. Thanks to calling the show. Have a
Speaker 2: good day, Cat, Good morning, Cat, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 10: Hi, how are you.
Speaker 1: I'm good Cat. So what's your story about moving a
Speaker 1: large object?
Speaker 10: Well, I was driving along a road here at Richmond
Speaker 10: in Sydney, and then I can see what looked like
Speaker 10: something wave out the one that the passenger side windows
Speaker 10: sort of being out the back and I drove closer.
Speaker 10: I'm like, it's really, what's what's in the back seat
Speaker 10: of that sedan? It was a pony. So yeah, that
Speaker 10: was the horse's tail going out the back and then
Speaker 10: all of a sudden you'd see the face of the
Speaker 10: horse going out the arm window. Yeah yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 10: like you know, driver's seat, you got behind the front seat,
Speaker 10: you know where you put your feet when you sit down.
Speaker 10: It was obviously standing on the floor and the windows
Speaker 10: were open at both ends, and it would sort of
Speaker 10: like stick its head out every.
Speaker 2: Once in a while and head out one window and
Speaker 2: then the other one. That's ass was sticking up.
Speaker 1: The bat with his tail.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So yeah, that was That was an interesting way to
Speaker 10: transport a horse. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How the hell do you get a pony into.
Speaker 7: A cart.
Speaker 10: And they come.
Speaker 1: Cat? Great story, Thank you very much.
Speaker 10: No worries, Thank you bye.
Speaker 4: Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 2: This morning on the show, we've been taking your stories,
Speaker 2: brilliant stories today. Thank you very much of moving very
Speaker 2: large things. Because I was driving on one morning I
Speaker 2: saw something strapped to a very expensive Audi suv. It
Speaker 2: was a king sized mattress that old mate must have
Speaker 2: brought cheap from Facebook, Marketplace or something. No sooner do
Speaker 2: we pass, old mate? Does the entire roof rack assembly,
Speaker 2: mattress still strapped to it, ripped from the vehicle by
Speaker 2: the window. Christians selling the bar. This is some story.
Speaker 2: My ex husband built a huge bar, took him forever,
Speaker 2: took up a half dollar garage and needed the space
Speaker 2: back and the cash.
Speaker 1: So I sold his bar to a neighbor up the road.
Speaker 2: I got my boys and their boys mates with skateboards
Speaker 2: so they could move it up the road. We put
Speaker 2: the bar on nine skateboards and wield it to the
Speaker 2: neighbour's backyard. What an incredible scene.
Speaker 1: A mobile bar genius.
Speaker 2: I got the cash and my garage back and a
Speaker 2: pretty peed off. Now, ex husband, what came for us?
Speaker 2: Keep this coming? We do it part two tomorrow. If
Speaker 2: you've got any more stories about moving large objects, we
Speaker 2: love them. We've gone back to this tomorrow. Christian at
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell dot com dot AU.
Speaker 1: Time wasted today? Oh my word, what you're sitting down
Speaker 1: in your track? He'd acts for the budget. Wows get
Speaker 1: your popcorn? Who needs project hell Mary?
Speaker 2: No disuspect to the Prime Minister, but he wanted to
Speaker 2: come onto the show this week and have a good
Speaker 2: half out chat about the budget No, thank you, No
Speaker 2: one wants to hear that.
Speaker 7: On skateboards. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: All Right, I forgot today for the best in show
Speaker 2: for your budget bands.
Speaker 1: Time waste of those budget bands.
Speaker 2: Two hundred and fifty dollars Sole Origin, Voucher, sol Og
Speaker 2: and Tiger Mun's taste it so crunchy, it raws.
Speaker 1: Try it. That's Sole Origin all right, budget bands? Who's
Speaker 1: on stage at budget Fest?
Speaker 2: Tell me Johnny cash in hand, Debt Leopard.
Speaker 1: Yeah they're stony broke guys were old Debt Leopard? Oh ass?
Speaker 1: Oh they owe money? Oh yeah, they owe the tax
Speaker 1: amoun a lot of money from that big tour.
Speaker 2: Tony who's uh raking it in Country and Western singer
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