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The man who's screwed up his wife's fortieth 0:01:47.165 --> 0:01:48.205 over the weekend. 0:01:47.965 --> 0:01:50.405 Alex, thank you for bringing it up again more, that's okay. 0:01:50.445 --> 0:01:53.245 Every day this week Bonnie's asked me to be you 0:01:53.325 --> 0:01:57.045 never let him forget it for all of twenty twenty six. 0:01:57.085 --> 0:01:58.645 I'll be making up for the rest of my life. 0:01:58.685 --> 0:02:00.165 You will, You really will. Yeah. 0:02:00.205 --> 0:02:02.845 I drove past that pace yesterday evening and I chuckled 0:02:02.885 --> 0:02:05.285 to myself. Do you know what they should have plaques 0:02:05.325 --> 0:02:09.805 outside buildings? Yes, when some guy screwed up, there should 0:02:09.845 --> 0:02:13.125 be loads of them day fifteen to twenty, probably every Monday, 0:02:13.525 --> 0:02:15.445 something else being nailed up there for some guy to 0:02:15.484 --> 0:02:17.325 melt down there over a Weekend. 0:02:17.685 --> 0:02:20.605 The Day Dad Stuffed Up yep, well and truly and. 0:02:20.645 --> 0:02:24.565 Part of an ongoing series as well. Now Tuesday. The 0:02:24.565 --> 0:02:26.285 first half hour the show, we go around the team 0:02:26.285 --> 0:02:28.405 and we ask you guys listening as well, how was 0:02:28.445 --> 0:02:30.125 your Monday? How did you start the week? Are you 0:02:30.165 --> 0:02:33.125 a Monday winner or loser? Text me which way? Are 0:02:33.165 --> 0:02:36.445 you Monday winner or loserse seventy five three one oh 0:02:36.485 --> 0:02:38.085 four three, Patsy, how was your day? 0:02:38.285 --> 0:02:41.325 I'm afraid I'm a loser yesterday, or rather my husband is. 0:02:41.445 --> 0:02:44.044 We had our daughter had like a voice concert at 0:02:44.045 --> 0:02:44.965 school last night. 0:02:45.005 --> 0:02:47.485 They do like a showcase for the musical students. 0:02:47.525 --> 0:02:50.245 It's very exciting, interesting way to describe as a voice concert. 0:02:50.325 --> 0:02:52.565 Yeah, it's a voice concert, so all the singing students 0:02:52.605 --> 0:02:53.805 will get up and sing a song. 0:02:53.845 --> 0:02:57.045 It's that was known as a singing Yeah, I went 0:02:57.085 --> 0:02:58.285 to a voice concert of the weekend. 0:02:58.325 --> 0:03:00.445 It's the room stones they call the subject voice. That's 0:03:00.485 --> 0:03:01.645 what I say, voice concept. 0:03:01.725 --> 0:03:03.445 What did you sing? Billy? 0:03:03.645 --> 0:03:07.045 Of course A love or La da Ville or la 0:03:07.205 --> 0:03:09.005 la mayvie? Whatever this song? News? 0:03:09.845 --> 0:03:11.965 I already uh we touched you, but he made a note. 0:03:12.045 --> 0:03:13.725 But last whatever the song is. 0:03:13.725 --> 0:03:16.485 I hadn't heard it before, so it was lovely Mother's Day. 0:03:16.485 --> 0:03:17.925 He s evaporated quickness, guys. 0:03:17.925 --> 0:03:22.245 Okay, whatever it was, blah blah blah. 0:03:21.605 --> 0:03:23.245 Still singing. Anyway. 0:03:23.525 --> 0:03:25.965 My husband was working from home yesterday, so he was 0:03:26.045 --> 0:03:28.485 business up top. So I had the business shirt on 0:03:28.525 --> 0:03:30.405 and stuff, but had his slippers on because he's just 0:03:30.405 --> 0:03:31.085 working from home. 0:03:31.605 --> 0:03:33.285 I was that nervous about what was down below. 0:03:33.365 --> 0:03:41.525 Budgie smugglers, slacks on, trinywhere sock suspenders as well, his 0:03:41.845 --> 0:03:43.085 smart trousers hanging up. 0:03:44.085 --> 0:03:45.925 Gets up on one's around the house with a business 0:03:45.965 --> 0:03:49.245 shirt up top, and then party down below, party down below, 0:03:49.405 --> 0:03:49.925 great song. 0:03:50.445 --> 0:03:53.845 Anyway, we were halfway to school and he goes, oh no, 0:03:54.165 --> 0:03:55.805 and I thought, oh my god, what's happened? 0:03:55.805 --> 0:03:58.605 And we about to hit something. Look down at his feet. 0:03:58.645 --> 0:04:01.805 He's still got his moccasins on for the school concept. 0:04:02.125 --> 0:04:07.165 But you said business up top because not for school. 0:04:07.525 --> 0:04:09.285 So I had to do a quick U turn and 0:04:09.725 --> 0:04:13.085 dart back home and get his good going out shoes on, 0:04:13.565 --> 0:04:16.205 otherwise he would have turned up. To imagine Audrey's reaction 0:04:16.325 --> 0:04:18.285 if he'd come in to school with his slippers on. 0:04:18.325 --> 0:04:19.805 That would have been highly embarrassing. 0:04:19.925 --> 0:04:21.645 I thought he would be the sort of man who 0:04:21.645 --> 0:04:23.925 would easily go to a school concert with moccaso. 0:04:24.284 --> 0:04:27.404 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, shameless man, 0:04:28.085 --> 0:04:34.844 shameless when he's out, he's smart out horrified by that patch. 0:04:34.964 --> 0:04:38.085 Oh it's just I'm have to miss it. No, hurry up, 0:04:38.125 --> 0:04:38.764 we've got time. 0:04:38.844 --> 0:04:41.565 But I've seen and you I'm sure you back me 0:04:41.645 --> 0:04:42.284 up on this, pansy. 0:04:42.364 --> 0:04:46.085 I've seen lots of school events, some mums and mocks. 0:04:46.245 --> 0:04:50.204 Yeah no, sorry, no, no, no, there is no place 0:04:51.005 --> 0:04:53.804 even for trackies, I reckon, like, if you're going to 0:04:53.844 --> 0:04:57.525 an event, no, don't wear your track He's certainly not 0:04:57.604 --> 0:04:58.245 your slippers. 0:04:58.364 --> 0:05:00.085 I think a lot of people are can be disagreeing 0:05:00.085 --> 0:05:00.925 with you. 0:05:00.964 --> 0:05:02.684 Read the big room that is Australia. 0:05:02.765 --> 0:05:04.805 Oh no, come on, we've got a certain what about 0:05:04.804 --> 0:05:08.044 a nice pair of trackies, A really nice I've got 0:05:08.085 --> 0:05:08.645 a nice. 0:05:10.205 --> 0:05:15.164 Tracking tomorrow, I've had a nice periofile or something. They're 0:05:15.205 --> 0:05:17.044 just a bit more elevated than you know. They're not 0:05:17.044 --> 0:05:17.404 something like. 0:05:18.044 --> 0:05:18.804 Lemon or something. 0:05:19.404 --> 0:05:21.325 I do have a Lula limon, but that's a leisure 0:05:21.364 --> 0:05:22.044 what it's called. 0:05:22.645 --> 0:05:26.365 These are more of a like a formal, a formal. 0:05:27.044 --> 0:05:31.964 Yourself only in Australia because someone actually say ironically a 0:05:32.085 --> 0:05:33.725 formal tracksuit pants. 0:05:33.645 --> 0:05:35.085 Like I wouldn't wear it to a wedding, but I 0:05:35.085 --> 0:05:39.964 think I could wear it to a dinner. 0:05:40.525 --> 0:05:42.765 Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:05:43.604 --> 0:05:45.005 Now I don't know. 0:05:45.205 --> 0:05:50.244 I'm poised whether I'm a Monday winner or loser. Yester evening, 0:05:50.245 --> 0:05:52.164 I went out with an old boss of mine and 0:05:52.205 --> 0:05:56.164 he offered me a ticket to go and see England 0:05:56.205 --> 0:05:59.485 play at the World Cup. Never seen England play at 0:05:59.525 --> 0:06:02.684 the World Cup, any World Cup, and it's the Panama game. 0:06:02.724 --> 0:06:04.964 He's got a spare ticket for the England Panama game 0:06:05.044 --> 0:06:08.885 in New Jersey. Now it just so happens that we're 0:06:08.924 --> 0:06:13.124 on a break then. But here's the problem. I'm flying 0:06:13.205 --> 0:06:15.964 back to the UK to see my mom. I haven't 0:06:15.964 --> 0:06:19.685 seen my mom my dad in since last Easter last year. 0:06:19.724 --> 0:06:22.525 It's been a long time. So my whole mission for 0:06:22.525 --> 0:06:24.045 the two week break at the Inner Junes to go 0:06:24.164 --> 0:06:28.565 back to England see my mom and dad. However, I 0:06:28.765 --> 0:06:33.445 could delay it by day to go change my flights 0:06:33.484 --> 0:06:37.685 to go via New Jersey, go and see England Panama 0:06:37.844 --> 0:06:38.724 at the World Cup. 0:06:39.164 --> 0:06:42.165 Fly on from New York. It's a seven hour hop to. 0:06:42.164 --> 0:06:45.404 London, but it would mean delaying arriving and seeing my 0:06:45.525 --> 0:06:51.284 mom by a day. She's already organized a lunch for her, 0:06:51.445 --> 0:06:53.365 my sister and my dad to welcome me back on 0:06:53.404 --> 0:06:56.245 the Sunday, which you better move that to the Monday 0:06:56.685 --> 0:06:59.564 so I can just drop into the World Cup see 0:06:59.604 --> 0:07:00.924 England take on Panama. 0:07:02.164 --> 0:07:06.124 Rewind a week ago when you told your mom about 0:07:06.364 --> 0:07:08.044 you coming to England. 0:07:08.164 --> 0:07:10.325 Yeah, burst of che She was so happy. 0:07:12.085 --> 0:07:13.045 She nearly collapsed. 0:07:13.445 --> 0:07:15.805 She did pass Yeah, yep, yep on zoom. 0:07:16.045 --> 0:07:18.765 Yeah, it's just a day, It's only a hell long 0:07:18.765 --> 0:07:19.645 are you there for? Total? 0:07:20.285 --> 0:07:22.325 I'm literally I think I'd be in there for about 0:07:22.485 --> 0:07:26.725 fourteen hours. It literally would arrive, drop a bag off, 0:07:26.804 --> 0:07:28.845 go see the game, and then head back to the airport. 0:07:29.565 --> 0:07:31.124 I don't even know what that does to your body. 0:07:31.165 --> 0:07:33.045 With the time zone you do, it doesn't matter, you know, 0:07:33.045 --> 0:07:35.685 when you start making calculations and you think, but yeah, 0:07:35.725 --> 0:07:37.325 I start to im start to think, of course I 0:07:37.325 --> 0:07:39.525 should do this. You only get one life, and I'm thinking, 0:07:39.565 --> 0:07:41.965 hang on a minute, I'm not twenty. You've got to 0:07:42.085 --> 0:07:44.605 factor and what does that do those time zone? You 0:07:44.725 --> 0:07:46.124 got this crazy time zone? 0:07:46.445 --> 0:07:46.805 What is it? 0:07:46.845 --> 0:07:46.965 Am? 0:07:46.965 --> 0:07:50.965 I going back in time, going to America, and I 0:07:50.965 --> 0:07:52.605 don't mean politically, we don't want to get to that, 0:07:53.765 --> 0:07:56.005 and then go to how mean time zones a my 0:07:56.125 --> 0:07:58.645 going through in England playing in the past. 0:07:59.725 --> 0:08:01.005 Oh this makes me so. 0:08:02.765 --> 0:08:05.205 I got home evening and my wife when you cannot 0:08:05.205 --> 0:08:06.845 do that, you have to I can't do it to 0:08:06.885 --> 0:08:07.405 your mum. 0:08:07.245 --> 0:08:09.364 And I went, I don't know, twenty four hours. 0:08:09.525 --> 0:08:13.925 Yeah, she'll understand if I asked my mum. Actually, my 0:08:14.205 --> 0:08:16.564 mom would not go go and do that. She'd be 0:08:16.605 --> 0:08:18.285 saying like, oh, no, we're looking forward to seeing you. 0:08:18.325 --> 0:08:21.085 She wouldn't she would understand the sort of magnitude of 0:08:21.245 --> 0:08:23.124 going to see your first World Cup game. 0:08:22.965 --> 0:08:28.325 In England Panama, Panama, got a ticket, spare tickets. 0:08:28.525 --> 0:08:29.204 I do it. 0:08:29.245 --> 0:08:31.085 Life's too short. And you know what, it's not like 0:08:31.525 --> 0:08:34.885 you're not skipping seeing your mum altogether. It's just delayed. 0:08:35.285 --> 0:08:37.405 It's only I've only got nine days with her, so 0:08:37.445 --> 0:08:39.405 it takes off a day because we've got that two 0:08:39.405 --> 0:08:40.845 week break and I've got to get back in time. 0:08:41.045 --> 0:08:43.925 What did they say about delayed gratification makes it moment 0:08:44.005 --> 0:08:44.885 even more special. 0:08:44.925 --> 0:08:47.005 So I'm going to have one less day and night 0:08:47.045 --> 0:08:48.885 with my mum, so I can go and see England 0:08:49.245 --> 0:08:52.405 probably loose, but could you make something probably lose, It 0:08:52.444 --> 0:08:55.324 isn't going to come home. Have you seen what England's 0:08:55.324 --> 0:08:57.645 formers like? Can World Cup? You are on paper should 0:08:57.684 --> 0:09:00.085 smash them, but there has been so many games. 0:09:00.125 --> 0:09:01.844 So I've sat there, going this would be a formality 0:09:01.885 --> 0:09:02.325 for England. 0:09:02.405 --> 0:09:04.725 It's going to be a cricket score and they're bloody 0:09:04.765 --> 0:09:06.125 rubbish at the World Cup at times. 0:09:06.525 --> 0:09:08.405 I've had my heart broken countless times. 0:09:09.165 --> 0:09:13.845 Oh, this is hard, genuinely quantity though with your mum, 0:09:13.885 --> 0:09:15.725 it's about it's quality time. 0:09:15.804 --> 0:09:17.085 It doesn't mean the numbering. 0:09:17.285 --> 0:09:19.564 Imagine then in ten twenty years from now, or is 0:09:19.605 --> 0:09:22.405 not living in the same country as you? Okay, yeah, 0:09:22.444 --> 0:09:24.324 And suddenly she said, mum and coming back and not 0:09:24.405 --> 0:09:26.484 wait to seem surprising you. You break down in tears 0:09:26.485 --> 0:09:28.445 a week later. Hey mum, I'm going to be coming 0:09:28.485 --> 0:09:30.885 back two days later so I can go and see 0:09:30.925 --> 0:09:32.204 the Matilda's play. 0:09:32.285 --> 0:09:33.324 You live out your dream. 0:09:37.165 --> 0:09:38.204 You don't have that in you. 0:09:38.324 --> 0:09:42.125 There's no way you go to fill your dreads. 0:09:42.405 --> 0:09:44.845 You can't go Christian now, how do you put it 0:09:44.885 --> 0:09:46.405 like that? Don't care? 0:09:47.765 --> 0:09:50.564 Christian Connor Show Podcast. 0:09:50.605 --> 0:09:53.085 Real, Are you a win Monday winner or loser? 0:09:53.165 --> 0:09:54.405 I am a Monday winner. 0:09:54.645 --> 0:09:57.365 I'm in a constant battle to try and get with 0:09:57.444 --> 0:10:01.125 my next door honors, which is our neighbor who's anna. 0:10:00.965 --> 0:10:02.444 Can't get with her truck. 0:10:02.525 --> 0:10:05.285 Came out, get into her good. 0:10:05.084 --> 0:10:08.045 Books, right, okay? And then what happens? You're in the 0:10:08.045 --> 0:10:09.604 good books and wants to pay out here. 0:10:09.885 --> 0:10:13.485 Well, maybe she brings up like delicious pisada and pasta, 0:10:13.645 --> 0:10:15.204 maybe some of her oranges I've. 0:10:15.045 --> 0:10:17.085 Noticed, So you become like an adopted son. 0:10:17.365 --> 0:10:20.084 That is my dream, right, and it's getting there. It's 0:10:20.084 --> 0:10:20.525 getting there. 0:10:20.564 --> 0:10:23.564 So me and my oil love a surrogate nono mum, 0:10:23.684 --> 0:10:27.604 oh yeah, exactly. There should be only fans, but a 0:10:27.725 --> 0:10:36.084 decent one only mean finish. It's only knowledge. It's basically 0:10:36.165 --> 0:10:38.485 twenty four to seven on a stream hot non her actions. 0:10:39.005 --> 0:10:42.605 By that, I mean in the kitchen, making that rago, 0:10:42.925 --> 0:10:44.765 stirring some kind of lamb dish. 0:10:44.765 --> 0:10:45.964 James Packer, invest in that. 0:10:46.204 --> 0:10:53.045 Yeah, but we're definitely making some ground because she started 0:10:53.084 --> 0:10:54.445 calling us her nice boys. 0:10:54.444 --> 0:10:56.125 She goes, oh nice boys. 0:10:56.165 --> 0:10:57.765 Yeah, my god, that's so sweet. 0:10:57.885 --> 0:10:59.245 Yeah, I mean, I don't know if she thinks, if 0:10:59.285 --> 0:11:00.885 she knows that we're a couple. I think she maybe 0:11:00.885 --> 0:11:01.485 she thinks. 0:11:03.444 --> 0:11:08.525 Of studs. Sort those chicks out. Actually haven't seen them 0:11:08.525 --> 0:11:15.405 bring any bad no meatballs for you lads. 0:11:16.765 --> 0:11:18.925 So she asked me to pop over yesterday and help her. 0:11:18.965 --> 0:11:21.564 She's got this really like you know, the old school trampolines, 0:11:21.605 --> 0:11:24.204 like no netting or anything. 0:11:23.925 --> 0:11:26.005 Like why do you take a video cameraund so no 0:11:26.405 --> 0:11:27.205 a trampoline. 0:11:27.684 --> 0:11:33.005 That's our first series and only nons. She got someone 0:11:33.005 --> 0:11:35.964 from Facebook micro places to see some non as follocking 0:11:36.005 --> 0:11:38.005 on a trampoline backlips. 0:11:39.925 --> 0:11:41.165 She got someone. 0:11:42.965 --> 0:11:43.724 I think she just had. 0:11:43.845 --> 0:11:46.525 She's been she's been in that house since nineteen seventy five, 0:11:46.645 --> 0:11:49.125 so that she's got grand kids. They all come over. 0:11:50.564 --> 0:11:53.084 This guy comes over. It's him, his wife and his 0:11:53.204 --> 0:11:55.725 two kids. Kids are maybe I don't know, ten twelve. 0:11:56.324 --> 0:11:58.605 We put the trampoline on top of his car, just 0:11:58.645 --> 0:12:02.885 a normal size car. Then they'll hop in the car 0:12:03.285 --> 0:12:05.645 and I go, oh, do you want me to help you? 0:12:05.684 --> 0:12:06.925 Like tie it down, like have you. 0:12:06.845 --> 0:12:08.964 Got ropes or the or dismantle it with all This 0:12:09.125 --> 0:12:12.285 man's what's like one of those big one piece the 0:12:12.324 --> 0:12:14.684 old school ones, like the clickery clack of the thing. 0:12:14.885 --> 0:12:17.324 The pulleys that you do. He goes, no, no, no, 0:12:17.405 --> 0:12:18.444 she'll be right, should be right. 0:12:19.405 --> 0:12:22.885 Not a trampoline. How's it takes it down? 0:12:23.405 --> 0:12:26.365 That's exactly what I was asking. And then I said, oh, 0:12:26.405 --> 0:12:28.005 you just live around the corner. And he goes, he 0:12:28.204 --> 0:12:31.045 actually lives out where Patsy lives. She's forty five minutes 0:12:31.084 --> 0:12:33.045 drive for me with a trampoline. 0:12:36.365 --> 0:12:38.525 Alone. Shape. 0:12:38.925 --> 0:12:40.885 He goes, she'll be right, and then he's just no, no, 0:12:40.925 --> 0:12:41.564 she won't be right. 0:12:41.845 --> 0:12:44.204 She will not be I've never been more sure that 0:12:44.245 --> 0:12:46.604 she will not be right. Then I just see they 0:12:46.605 --> 0:12:50.245 start to roll away too. Hands at the top, two 0:12:50.245 --> 0:12:51.285 adult hands. 0:12:51.005 --> 0:12:54.125 No, no, no, not the old reach, just clamping it on. 0:12:54.204 --> 0:12:59.245 And then two little kid hands. 0:12:56.845 --> 0:13:01.444 Swear to God, and they just drive off. 0:13:01.525 --> 0:13:04.285 She's windy and at the moment. 0:13:04.165 --> 0:13:06.245 And they just got their little kid, the tiny little 0:13:06.285 --> 0:13:09.405 hands gripping this old, rusty trampling. 0:13:09.525 --> 0:13:11.085 Right now, it's probably on the. 0:13:12.645 --> 0:13:17.245 I was that kid once. I could have headed towards 0:13:17.245 --> 0:13:18.005 that rat ship. 0:13:19.204 --> 0:13:20.685 I don't know what to do with that situation. 0:13:20.845 --> 0:13:23.845 Like well, well, I said, I think you really need 0:13:23.925 --> 0:13:26.725 a time there were he was very insistent, very ausy, 0:13:26.845 --> 0:13:29.805 like I should like I was some idiot like I 0:13:29.885 --> 0:13:32.245 was some knark being like so using. 0:13:32.084 --> 0:13:36.005 Only four hands, two which are kiddy hands, clamping it 0:13:36.125 --> 0:13:37.285 up on top to. 0:13:37.285 --> 0:13:40.085 The room, just gripping it over there. 0:13:40.125 --> 0:13:43.165 There's no way, there's no way. Tramplges are heavy things. 0:13:43.564 --> 0:13:45.245 Yes, it took a lot to get it on. 0:13:45.485 --> 0:13:47.325 I don't they drove off like that. 0:13:47.405 --> 0:13:48.724 They just drove. I don't know if they got there. 0:13:48.765 --> 0:13:50.285 I don't know how this story ends. 0:13:50.725 --> 0:13:54.725 But they d trampoline in the garden right now. 0:13:55.125 --> 0:13:58.245 Or they just drove incredibly slowly across like the bridge 0:13:58.245 --> 0:13:58.965 and the freeway. 0:13:59.005 --> 0:14:04.964 I don't know how slow. Speaking of oj pursuit the trampoline, 0:14:04.965 --> 0:14:06.085 what kind of cars did they have? 0:14:06.485 --> 0:14:09.285 It was kind of just like a hatchbag, not a hatchback. 0:14:09.324 --> 0:14:11.045 What's it called a wagon STV? 0:14:11.365 --> 0:14:12.965 Yeah that's not legal. 0:14:13.204 --> 0:14:15.645 No, no, I don't think so. But I'm not a policeman. 0:14:16.045 --> 0:14:18.285 But you member the public, you could have just said no, 0:14:18.324 --> 0:14:19.085 you can't do that. 0:14:19.485 --> 0:14:22.965 Year you should have done a citizens arrest and use 0:14:23.085 --> 0:14:24.765 that trampoline as a makeshift prison. 0:14:25.605 --> 0:14:28.765 I just I've always dreamt of doing his citis arrest. 0:14:28.805 --> 0:14:31.045 Like what do you do? What's the law? How long 0:14:31.045 --> 0:14:32.045 do you say something? 0:14:32.565 --> 0:14:34.645 Yeah? How long can you hold them down? 0:14:36.205 --> 0:14:38.765 And also how do you call when it's time to 0:14:38.765 --> 0:14:41.365 do one? Yes? Yeah, yeah, he's going to. 0:14:41.405 --> 0:14:43.165 Put a trampoline in trouble of the car. No, no, 0:14:43.205 --> 0:14:45.604 that you can't go resting people for that. I mean, 0:14:45.645 --> 0:14:48.445 it's not the chit. It's dangerous, but you can't arrest 0:14:48.445 --> 0:14:49.165 them for that for that? 0:14:49.245 --> 0:14:49.725 Yeah much. 0:14:49.765 --> 0:14:51.685 I don't know where the citizen the rest line start? 0:14:51.805 --> 0:14:52.325 Can anyone? 0:14:52.365 --> 0:14:57.565 Advisers Christian O'Connell show on podcast. 0:14:57.805 --> 0:14:59.805 Today we're doing It's the time and the time Waster 0:15:00.285 --> 0:15:01.845 for grabs for the best and shown for the next 0:15:01.845 --> 0:15:05.685 five minutes, we've got a goal class double passed. You 0:15:05.685 --> 0:15:08.645 can go and see the best movie we've seen so 0:15:08.765 --> 0:15:11.765 far this year. We all love Project Hell. Mary cannot 0:15:11.765 --> 0:15:14.485 recommend that enough. And Patsy loved Billie Eilish in three 0:15:14.565 --> 0:15:17.045 DS so much she saw it with a daughter twice 0:15:17.245 --> 0:15:19.085 over the weekend. There's loads of great stuff to see 0:15:19.085 --> 0:15:23.485 at the moment. We are looking for a part two 0:15:23.565 --> 0:15:26.405 on your messy movies. There were so many yesterday. I 0:15:26.445 --> 0:15:32.045 have to say yesterday they were quite childish. 0:15:32.845 --> 0:15:34.045 They were they were. 0:15:34.365 --> 0:15:38.885 There was a lot of brown adjacent which. 0:15:38.685 --> 0:15:41.045 We it's not necessarily we didn't lead them. 0:15:40.925 --> 0:15:43.405 There, didn't need them. There is where they were playing yesterday. 0:15:43.405 --> 0:15:46.125 I don't know if it was a Monday thing, but anyway, 0:15:46.165 --> 0:15:49.125 we see hopefully some smart material. That's what we're looking 0:15:49.165 --> 0:15:52.045 for this morning for your messy movies. The best ones 0:15:52.085 --> 0:15:56.285 we had yesterday We live in a Zoo, Crumbs of anarchy, 0:15:56.765 --> 0:16:01.005 filthy club, Nappy Gilmour, Sloppenheimer, and the winner was order 0:16:01.365 --> 0:16:06.885 is who Sloppinheimer is Fuddy thirty. All right, extra time 0:16:06.885 --> 0:16:09.805 in your messy movies? Text me seven five three one 0:16:09.845 --> 0:16:14.645 O four three. I've got tango and trash, silver ghost dusters, 0:16:15.085 --> 0:16:17.604 Oh God, diarrhea of a wimpy kid. 0:16:19.205 --> 0:16:23.605 That's messy. That's a smart reference. 0:16:24.365 --> 0:16:33.005 Diarrhea diarye very clever wordplate. Always need my example, Will 0:16:33.045 --> 0:16:38.645 Ferrell's got a slot problem, mold School and Devil wears 0:16:38.685 --> 0:16:43.604 tracky dacks. One of my first Aussie slang words when 0:16:43.605 --> 0:16:45.445 I moved here eight years ago was trackydacks. 0:16:45.565 --> 0:16:46.085 It's a goody. 0:16:46.205 --> 0:16:46.885 It's a great one. 0:16:46.925 --> 0:16:49.485 I think it's I think it's a goatd one. Trackydacks 0:16:49.765 --> 0:16:51.405 trackydx is a great Ossie slang. 0:16:51.525 --> 0:16:52.645 All right, rio, what have you got? 0:16:52.645 --> 0:16:56.484 Messy movies, Scruffy the Vampire Slayer, it's your color. 0:16:56.805 --> 0:16:59.725 I didn't need that bit silver for the reference, brownze 0:16:59.765 --> 0:17:00.405 for the performance. 0:17:01.645 --> 0:17:05.004 I now pronounce you muckin Larry, mucking Larry silver and 0:17:05.085 --> 0:17:06.245 crumb Dog millionaire. 0:17:06.405 --> 0:17:07.205 Oh that's very good. 0:17:07.245 --> 0:17:11.485 God, Christian o'connal show podcast. 0:17:11.845 --> 0:17:14.645 Extra time and a time waster for your messy movies. 0:17:14.645 --> 0:17:17.685 And I contending now we thought the ones yesterday were childish. 0:17:17.765 --> 0:17:20.885 Exactly the same. This is what they want. 0:17:21.445 --> 0:17:30.405 We are by public service, all right, messy movies, Mary. 0:17:30.125 --> 0:17:34.005 Pooping, what do you say? That's hilarious, that's funny. 0:17:34.205 --> 0:17:36.965 Mary poop is very good to come up with that 0:17:37.005 --> 0:17:41.285 at six forty seven am. Come on, Anthony Patterson, take 0:17:41.285 --> 0:17:47.565 a bow slop gun silver, Uncle Buck, unkept Buck. 0:17:48.645 --> 0:17:49.485 That's a smart one. 0:17:49.605 --> 0:17:50.445 He is a smart one. 0:17:50.485 --> 0:17:52.605 God, I don't crust the teacher with those smarts. You 0:17:52.645 --> 0:17:55.205 can see why you're top of the glass. The vominator 0:17:55.845 --> 0:18:02.925 silver Dumpster's eleven silver class poopy poopy bang bang, Come on, Jenny, 0:18:03.605 --> 0:18:06.165 dirty rotten scourers, go clever. 0:18:06.485 --> 0:18:06.885 That's good. 0:18:09.125 --> 0:18:16.605 Men who bathed with goats hmm, Bronze doesn't make sense, Jordan, 0:18:18.045 --> 0:18:19.244 how to trash your dragon? 0:18:19.725 --> 0:18:24.245 Silver flushing Nemo. That's not messy, that's just cruel. 0:18:24.365 --> 0:18:26.325 Are you getting rid of the mess like, no, no, no, 0:18:26.525 --> 0:18:27.605 they're not making a mess. 0:18:27.885 --> 0:18:28.565 Bronze. 0:18:30.285 --> 0:18:33.285 There was a terrible Tom Cruise movie called Far and Away. 0:18:34.285 --> 0:18:37.125 The worst thing about it was his Irish accent. 0:18:37.245 --> 0:18:40.205 It's the worst one Hollywood's ever done with Nicle Kibbon. Yes, 0:18:40.245 --> 0:18:44.085 that's right, yeah, fart on a spray, Bronze. 0:18:45.685 --> 0:18:48.445 Come on, why is everyone laughing? 0:18:48.485 --> 0:18:53.045 If you go, you're sending you're laughing and they go, 0:18:53.205 --> 0:18:55.525