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Speaker 5: Good morning, Monday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell's Show
Speaker 5: on Gold. Have been a great weekend. Good morning, Patsy,
Speaker 5: Good morning Jackie boy. Honey, guys, So did anyone actually
Speaker 5: watch The Brown Low yesterday? I gave up after a
Speaker 5: couple of rounds. Did you say red carpet? You are
Speaker 5: addicted to red carpets, aren't. You're surprised you weren't actually
Speaker 5: on it yesterday.
Speaker 6: Patsy, No, I wanted to say the fashion.
Speaker 5: Do you know this is the first time ever that
Speaker 5: they didn't ask the partners and the women what they
Speaker 5: were wearing.
Speaker 6: Yes, I saw that, but it was on the banner though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love they still had it. Yeah they still
Speaker 5: they still They still kind of did it passively, didn't they.
Speaker 5: We we'll go half woke, we go woke, light diet woke.
Speaker 5: They should have at.
Speaker 4: Least had a few more questions to ask the people
Speaker 4: on the red carpet though, because she asked everybody who's
Speaker 4: going to win this weekend? And then they kind of
Speaker 4: dried up out of questions like, all right, who do
Speaker 4: you think will win this weekend? I don't know, Swans,
Speaker 4: Thanks for coming.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was the same, just like one question. It
Speaker 5: was like, I wouldn't mind as you said, Hey, what
Speaker 5: have you seen recently on Netflix? Anything good? That would
Speaker 5: have been quite interesting. You know, we would learnt something
Speaker 5: from it. Now, Jackie boy, you actually might actually get
Speaker 5: some photos with some of the well you've got Petraga
Speaker 5: and Lucky Neil.
Speaker 4: I was down there yesterday last night, by coincidence, bumped into.
Speaker 5: Yes, I've seen the photo. He's about sixty yards back
Speaker 5: from you as well. Rupert Pumpkin like the King of Comedy.
Speaker 5: He looks terrified. He's using his partner as a human shield.
Speaker 5: You look like he looks. He looks terrified, like when
Speaker 5: Huggy insists on getting one of those selfies with various
Speaker 5: people that come in the building for interviews. That's what
Speaker 5: that looked like.
Speaker 4: Because I wasn't in a suit, so that's why he's
Speaker 4: already seen me and He's like, this is just one
Speaker 4: of those first.
Speaker 5: Of all street they're all dold up right black tie event,
Speaker 5: the Brownlow. Why are you at the Crown.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to film one thing with our old
Speaker 4: friend Hamish McLaughlin and I've been bugging him, do.
Speaker 5: You agree to do it?
Speaker 4: He agreed to do it. So he lives down on
Speaker 4: his farm in the Peninsula. So I've been saying, whenever
Speaker 4: you're up in Melbourne, please please let me film this
Speaker 4: thing with you. So it's like, well, i'll have half
Speaker 4: an hour before the Brownlow, come into the hotel and
Speaker 4: you can film it.
Speaker 5: Good man, He's it's.
Speaker 4: Such a lovely guy. So I'm there and then I
Speaker 4: filmed the thing with Hamish and I'm walking through the
Speaker 4: halls and waiting for the elevator and Lucky Neil and
Speaker 4: his partner you're on his floor, just by coincidence, waiting
Speaker 4: for the lift, and we're doing that awkward nod that
Speaker 4: you do when you wait for the lift.
Speaker 5: And what is it when you do that awkward thing
Speaker 5: and your way to lift it takes the slowest. It's
Speaker 5: like someone sees it on a camera, some disgruntled employee go,
Speaker 5: oh my god, I dream of these days half speed.
Speaker 4: So there's a couple of beats of silence, then a
Speaker 4: nod of like acknowledgement. Then I plucked up the carriage
Speaker 4: to win this weekend as if it had just occurred
Speaker 4: to me. I said, you guys wouldn't mind a selfie?
Speaker 5: Are you hearing that moment? He ain't gonna ask a photo?
Speaker 5: Is he? Does he know We've got a billion photos coming.
Speaker 4: Up to really say no. If they say no, they
Speaker 4: just have to stand in the awkward host for long.
Speaker 5: And you've got to get in a small room and
Speaker 5: the doors are going to shut. They're going to be
Speaker 5: in a confined space with you.
Speaker 4: So we took the selfie. The lifting we climbing. You
Speaker 4: should have seen the relief on his face when he
Speaker 4: saw other footballer. Is that safe man?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 5: Podcast sixteen minutes past six five four three two. Shall
Speaker 5: I say to team run about this part of the
Speaker 5: show every single day? Start my way neatly out of
Speaker 5: that one PERATSI, how was your weekend? What do you
Speaker 5: get up to?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 6: The love guard yesterday was a bit bored, bit lost
Speaker 6: for stuff to do, so he thought, what do you do.
Speaker 6: When you're lost on a Sunday, you go to Bunnings.
Speaker 5: Wander around. Must be something, there's all.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 6: There's always something you can get. And in fact, we
Speaker 6: did need some more. You're kinda bag me out for this.
Speaker 6: We do need some more fairy lights ahead of Christmas.
Speaker 4: You've already got Santa's Wonderland.
Speaker 5: When you say a head of Christmas, don't you mean
Speaker 5: like ahead of like two or three weeks time? When's
Speaker 5: that tree up?
Speaker 6: End of October? Visited a Christmas shop on Saturday?
Speaker 5: Are they even open?
Speaker 6: No, you've got it getting quick because they sell out
Speaker 6: of stuff.
Speaker 5: There's always an abundance of Christmas stuff always, not.
Speaker 3: The good stuff.
Speaker 6: Good stuff goes early because smart people like me that
Speaker 6: love Christmas get their hands on the good stuff.
Speaker 5: Stuff love Christmas. We don't need to put the tree
Speaker 5: up in October.
Speaker 6: You know every year you lose a couple of sets
Speaker 6: of lights because someone steps on the.
Speaker 5: They never put away correctly, are they? You just sort
Speaker 5: of bundle it all up and you think I'll worry
Speaker 5: about that come December Christmas Eve.
Speaker 3: There was one.
Speaker 6: Bundle christ just couldn't be bothered last year because it
Speaker 6: was just so tangled. He's like, nah, I'm just not
Speaker 6: even deal with that.
Speaker 5: I reckon ninety nine percent of landfill is fidget spinners
Speaker 5: and fairy lights twelve bucks.
Speaker 6: So anyway, he went for a pilgrimage to Bunnings, but
Speaker 6: of all things he comes home with not fairy lights.
Speaker 6: He found this thing for Halloween, this big jack o lantern.
Speaker 5: When do you say he found it? It's not like
Speaker 5: he was, like, you know, with a metal detector, there
Speaker 5: would have been a large neon sign advertising Halloween.
Speaker 4: Which Halloween before Christ.
Speaker 5: He's not Indiana Jones of Bunnings.
Speaker 6: He got his seasons mixed, mixed up and came back
Speaker 6: with Halloween.
Speaker 3: This thing is terrifying.
Speaker 5: So I describe it? What is it? I'll play it
Speaker 5: in a minute, But what is it?
Speaker 6: It's like a big pumpkin jack, like a big plastic
Speaker 6: orange pumpkin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how big is big?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 3: What would he be? Maybe?
Speaker 6: I don't know, sixty centimeters high by about thirty one.
Speaker 5: Sometimes just sort of sort of compare it to something
Speaker 5: rather get a rule of listeners.
Speaker 6: Sixty about that size. And it's got big triangular eyes
Speaker 6: that flash red, and it's got a battery that has
Speaker 6: this horrendous like.
Speaker 5: So that's it. This is that one's cheap, doesn't it?
Speaker 5: This is not terrifying. I've got my eyes to right.
Speaker 5: If I walk past the house with that, I think
Speaker 5: it's an old man wheezing out the front on the
Speaker 5: porch I got. I think the batteries low made. But
Speaker 5: I could barely hear it.
Speaker 4: That's like for.
Speaker 6: It's terrifying, and it's got a censor so every time
Speaker 6: we walk past it. But this thing is going off
Speaker 6: like through the night and everything.
Speaker 3: So I've ripped the batteries out of it. It was
Speaker 3: just going off.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: I took my eldest daughter to Ruby. We went to
Speaker 5: cinema last night to see a beautiful but devastating movie.
Speaker 5: It is not a Sunday night hang but this way Patsy. Afterwards,
Speaker 5: we both walked out in silence, sat in the car.
Speaker 5: My daughter was still sobbing.
Speaker 7: Ah.
Speaker 5: We sat there for like five minutes of ore driving on.
Speaker 5: It's a stunning, beautiful movie. But anyway, we went yesterday
Speaker 5: and whenever you hear the cinema, I like to get
Speaker 5: there early to watch all of the adverts.
Speaker 4: Really, I'm trying.
Speaker 5: Now, But why do I miss out any forthcoming attractions?
Speaker 5: You know of movies that are coming out. I want
Speaker 5: to see all the acts. So we get there and
Speaker 5: they're doing one. Are these days as well? They shut
Speaker 5: they getting something about movie and we'll be like, this
Speaker 5: looks really good, and then it goes coming and it
Speaker 5: was March twenty twenty three. I gotta forget the title
Speaker 5: of that. It's September.
Speaker 4: I want to slee, there's twenty twenty four?
Speaker 8: What right?
Speaker 5: Why did they do that? I mean, I'm not getting
Speaker 5: my phone out and I just woke quick diary entry
Speaker 5: for March twenty twenty three, new bleak looking Olivia Coleman
Speaker 5: movie Olivia Carmen Agent needs to balance out with a
Speaker 5: few comedies. Doesn't she do something? We will fail light
Speaker 5: the loads. There's always some harrowing mood piece. British needs
Speaker 5: to go back and then right it goes from so
Speaker 5: it starts out Hollywood movies and then it goes from
Speaker 5: Hollywood to ultra local adverts. And obviously Ruby isn't used
Speaker 5: to seeing those, right because they streamed so much stuff
Speaker 5: we grew up when you went to cinema, they were
Speaker 5: mainly those very local cheaply made shonky adverts, weren't they,
Speaker 5: With a cheap voiceover and just five hundred meters They
Speaker 5: always recorded really better with a lot of reverberation to
Speaker 5: five hundred meters from this summer house, Raoul's Curry House
Speaker 5: open seven days a week, just behind the Renow.
Speaker 4: Garage, and it's all just one study, yes, from the cinema, with.
Speaker 5: Just five minutes from the cinema house, the carpet showroom
Speaker 5: now free parking, complimentary coffee. They're all like that, and
Speaker 5: they're all right out shonky cinema as anyway, they're still
Speaker 5: to like those ads. There are a couple that had
Speaker 5: obviously I don't know where they'd wrote in friends, so
Speaker 5: it's badly lit, aren't they. It's like you could get
Speaker 5: like your teenage kids would make better videos for your
Speaker 5: company on their phones these days and edit it. But
Speaker 5: they're still there. Those local cinema adverts. There were some
Speaker 5: some financial institution where it looked like it must have
Speaker 5: been a nine hundredth take for this old dude who
Speaker 5: was going come and have a couple of Monty coffee
Speaker 5: with us a lot office and morven. I love those
Speaker 5: local cinema ads.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: So we're all going to be watching the funeral today.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, absolutely, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 5: Watching it tonight and we'll get into this later. But
Speaker 5: I want to talk about the queueing today because obviously
Speaker 5: we've still got a lot of listeners in the UK.
Speaker 5: You just listen to me over there and I guess
Speaker 5: there's someone will be doing the big cues. David Beckham
Speaker 5: qued up over the weekend.
Speaker 4: Surely he gets a free jury cute not at the back.
Speaker 5: But there's no there's no sort of second entrance, is there.
Speaker 5: There's no be cute, but flat out.
Speaker 4: You go to someone at the front and be like, hey,
Speaker 4: I'm David beckettby surely, surely you know we'll do a
Speaker 4: late night one. Although people further down the queue then boo.
Speaker 5: You yes, and it's David beck It was not a
Speaker 5: good look for him anyway. One of our listeners, Alan
Speaker 5: Pryor Wore, actually did did the queuing and sent me
Speaker 5: this email aabouts I was curious to find out what
Speaker 5: it was like. Christian. The experience was amazing. We hugged
Speaker 5: the embankment on the south side of the River Thames
Speaker 5: with lots of people taking photographs of the London skyline
Speaker 5: at night. Others not in the queue sat eating at
Speaker 5: numerous restaurants, raising their glasses and cheering us. As we
Speaker 5: made a very slow queuing progress. Conversations between us and
Speaker 5: our que neighbors were struck up. Everyone got to know
Speaker 5: each other with health tips, sharing drinks and food, different
Speaker 5: hometowns and our life stories. The lady next to us
Speaker 5: had traveled down from Harlow, which is what up in
Speaker 5: the north of England. At four am that morning was
Speaker 5: counting down the hours she'd been awake for the entire
Speaker 5: twenty four hours. We celebrated with her when she reached
Speaker 5: that milestone. Marshalls were everywhere, as there were the police.
Speaker 5: At one point the que stopped for a while. The
Speaker 5: message came through the hall was being A ripple of
Speaker 5: applause filled the air. When we start moving again. As
Speaker 5: we entered the hall, the friendly chat all subsided. It
Speaker 5: went It's the most quiet thing I've ever heard, and
Speaker 5: as we all passed shufflebast the queen an absolute utter silence.
Speaker 5: I can only describe the experience as surreal. The guards
Speaker 5: stood motionless. They do not move. They like statues. You
Speaker 5: can't believe they're actually human. The only shame is that
Speaker 5: we've been split from our q neighbors, our new besties.
Speaker 5: It was an amazing experience. God Bless the Queen and
Speaker 5: God save the King. That's from Allan. Yeah, it's amazing
Speaker 5: that today is actually the funeral I think is at
Speaker 5: eight o'clock to.
Speaker 6: Eight o'clock our time, yeah, which is eleven over there.
Speaker 5: I was reading yesterday about what's going to happen over
Speaker 5: the sort of the hour and a half of it
Speaker 5: and then the rest of the day because it starts
Speaker 5: about I think it's half past ten in the morning
Speaker 5: Monday morning in the UK. And at one point, if
Speaker 5: you've ever been to London, you know Big Ben right,
Speaker 5: there's a special muffle that's going to be fitted to
Speaker 5: Big Bend. So when it rings out, it's got a
Speaker 5: very different kind of muted out on during the procession.
Speaker 5: It's going to rerun once every single minute for an hour. Now,
Speaker 5: if you're in London, how airy is that?
Speaker 4: Is kind of getting annoying When you accidentally leave the
Speaker 4: fridge open intermittently, it bings at you.
Speaker 5: What is the longest though? Seeing those big queues. I
Speaker 5: think they're actually visible from space, seeing the big queues
Speaker 5: over the last sort of five or six days. Can
Speaker 5: you remember the longest time there were in a queue?
Speaker 5: I mean us Brits do love a cue perhasily. What's
Speaker 5: the longest time you spent in a queue?
Speaker 6: I reckon it's probably about five and a half hours
Speaker 6: at Disneyland waiting for one of the rides there. I
Speaker 6: reckon it was five and a half hours. And XPO
Speaker 6: eighty eight wasn't bad either, because I can remember going
Speaker 6: there with school and you got to see like one
Speaker 6: exhibited day.
Speaker 3: The queues were that bad. It took all day.
Speaker 6: To queue for all the different countries, so you saw
Speaker 6: very limited things there.
Speaker 5: Wow. Wait, I mean, what's the longest you spent a queue?
Speaker 5: I remember queuing up for like gig tickets. I mean
Speaker 5: when you if you want to go and see your
Speaker 5: band or a new album coming out, I remember you
Speaker 5: would have to queue for hours.
Speaker 4: Mine's definitely Disneyland, and it was three or four years ago.
Speaker 4: Went with Biancha and her family on a sweaty day.
Speaker 5: In Florida, got the humidity.
Speaker 4: I honestly hated it. Two hours felt like twelve hours.
Speaker 4: And I said to be anchor this before we even
Speaker 4: thought about having children, I said, if we have kids,
Speaker 4: I'm never coming to Disneyland.
Speaker 5: The Magic Kingdom. One of my top ten experiences my
Speaker 5: kids taking them to Disney now for the first time. Jack,
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm the Magic Kingdom. Poor old Wall.
Speaker 5: We're spinning in his grave. I'm telling you now.
Speaker 4: You can take him, you can take you can take them.
Speaker 5: Jack is not coming here. Dumbo can do one? Do one? Dumbo.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christian o'carl's show podcast.
Speaker 5: This morning after the huge qus to pay respects to
Speaker 5: the queen ahead of the funeral today. What's the longest
Speaker 5: time he spent in a queue? You know when you're
Speaker 5: talking about going to Disneyland in Florida. Yep, I remember
Speaker 5: we took the kids first time to Disneyland, the original one.
Speaker 5: You know, where's it? Anaheim? And my wife was like
Speaker 5: for weeks, she was like researching it and like the
Speaker 5: quickest way of trying all the different acts and there
Speaker 5: aren't any You just have to queue anyway. She goes,
Speaker 5: I've read that you need to get up early and
Speaker 5: get right early in the queue. So she goes, why
Speaker 5: don't you get down there for four thirty I swear
Speaker 5: to got and I'm like me, what on holiday? Even
Speaker 5: earlier doing a breakfast show, I went all right, So
Speaker 5: I thought, well, you know, I want to be the
Speaker 5: good dad. Right. It was the first time the girls
Speaker 5: have ever been there, so it was a really big deal.
Speaker 5: So I get up at four am, sneak out the
Speaker 5: hotel and one my family's a sleep right, and even
Speaker 5: the receptionist is dozing. And where's this the loser going?
Speaker 5: I get down there, right, there's no one.
Speaker 4: There doesn't open till eight eight eight.
Speaker 5: I'm there at four thirty am. Right, I'm looking around, right,
Speaker 5: it's just so cold. Right, it's cold. I'm looking around.
Speaker 5: There's there's no one there. Right, you know where you go?
Speaker 5: I didn't even where does the queue start? I am?
Speaker 5: I am the queue. There's no one behind me anyway.
Speaker 5: And about sort of quarter to six, security comes out
Speaker 5: and goes, do you want to drink or anything? Ah,
Speaker 5: we're not opening, he goes, but do you want a
Speaker 5: hot drink? I was like yeah, and then he goes,
Speaker 5: you're obviously British, he went que I went what home?
Speaker 5: Did they get down and start? Q? And he goes,
Speaker 5: oh seven seven, I think it's no, won't go back,
Speaker 5: no hotel. There's photos of me right when we get
Speaker 5: on our first ride. It is the Dumbo ride. The
Speaker 5: sunny's even up. I look strung out. I don't know
Speaker 5: that happened to be on the Dumbo ride. The kids
Speaker 5: don't even look that happy. There's there's very little people
Speaker 5: around Issyland at ten past eight in the morning. On
Speaker 5: a waste, all right, so long as time in a
Speaker 5: queue nine four one four one o four three. Christian
Speaker 5: id seven hours in a queue to get to see
Speaker 5: Jeremy Renner. Yes, Hawkeye and in bourn he took of
Speaker 5: a mat. Damon didn't get his autographed when he was
Speaker 5: here to write Bourne Legacy, got to shake his hand,
Speaker 5: speak with him. Worth every minute of waiting. That's from Lisa.
Speaker 5: I waited seventeen hours in the windsor great part for
Speaker 5: Harry and Meghan to speed by in the carriage after
Speaker 5: the wedding. Jenny, I did two to three hours waiting
Speaker 5: in the line to see Buddy the cake Boss when
Speaker 5: he came to Australia at the Cake Expo.
Speaker 6: Who he's an American guy, He's got a shop in
Speaker 6: Queen's or somewhere like that. He's got like a show
Speaker 6: on streaming? Does all these cakes.
Speaker 5: A show on streaming? That well known channel stream the
Speaker 5: show show on the streaming dot net? Twenty five hours
Speaker 5: queuing for tickets to see The Rolling Stones? Is that
Speaker 5: it used to be? It's got a penny, Good morning, Penny,
Speaker 5: good morning. What's the longest time I'm in a queue
Speaker 5: for you? Penny?
Speaker 9: I waited approximately three hours for Christy Kream Donuts.
Speaker 5: But when they first came here, yeah, it.
Speaker 9: Was the day. I think they opened the day before
Speaker 9: and we went down one night thinking that we'll just
Speaker 9: pop in and get some quick donuts and it ended
Speaker 9: up being a three hour late.
Speaker 4: My friend Evan mccran and his family took a day
Speaker 4: off school to go to when it opened in Narry Warren.
Speaker 4: Why did we think donuts was the most amazing.
Speaker 5: Before there was the Apple Store and you know they
Speaker 5: were selling those phones for the first time. We were
Speaker 5: cue just to get a donut and you thought you
Speaker 5: were getting an American donut.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 10: I remember Sydney got their Krispy Kreme. Do you knew
Speaker 10: anyone traveling to Sydney?
Speaker 5: You say, again it's a Chris Penny. That's a great one.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much for sharing.
Speaker 9: Have a good day, No two things.
Speaker 5: Vicky. Good morning, Vicky, good morning.
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good, so, Vicky. Longest time in a queue?
Speaker 11: It was four hours with my daughter waiting to get
Speaker 11: our CD signed by Nicky Webster.
Speaker 5: Wow we wait over yah throwback to Nicky Webster, say
Speaker 5: that is a long time to be queuing for a
Speaker 5: Nicky Webster to sign something.
Speaker 4: But now you've got the science he imagine how much
Speaker 4: you can sell that for an.
Speaker 5: Oh that's that's the year's where the school fee is
Speaker 5: paid off with that.
Speaker 12: Right, So yeah, that was about twenty years ago.
Speaker 5: Oh well yeah you can we guess that it was
Speaker 5: actually twenty Vicky, thank you very much and cool. Thank you. Bye. Peter,
Speaker 5: good morning, Pete morning, Christian, how are we? I'm good man.
Speaker 5: Hope you had a good weekend. And what was the
Speaker 5: longest time in a que for you? Peter?
Speaker 13: I would have been whining up. It's a bag in
Speaker 13: non and I had a very far part for the
Speaker 13: Kicks concert and ricking your parents dropped us off at
Speaker 13: I think it would have been a bit still round
Speaker 13: o'clock at night and not be tall, and we end
Speaker 13: up the gates opened up early hours, early in the afternoon,
Speaker 13: at about two or three o'clock. When they did open up,
Speaker 13: I turned around to see my sister Faith and ended
Speaker 13: up yell at my Faith. So the Saint John's guys
Speaker 13: come running in with a little stretcher and picked her up,
Speaker 13: took them off and not to go off with her.
Speaker 13: So it was absolutely pointless getting there at we at
Speaker 13: the back of a line.
Speaker 5: That is harsh, is it?
Speaker 13: So I still have not forgiven her for a Christian.
Speaker 5: Some scars never fully heal Peter can't real do I
Speaker 5: would do, said night man, thank you very much. She
Speaker 5: killed pets. Have a good week. Noh is christan? Okay,
Speaker 5: good morning ka, Hi, good morning Kay. And what's the
Speaker 5: longest time in a queue?
Speaker 1: I for four days for AFL Grand Final ticket?
Speaker 5: Well, I didn't even know they let you do that
Speaker 5: four days. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Back in the seventies we had to chew up on
Speaker 1: the Sunday before the Grand Final at the clubs, so
Speaker 1: it punt road. I used to be queue up for
Speaker 1: four days and that was probably during the seventies and
Speaker 1: being Richmond, we played several grand finals. So I did
Speaker 1: it multiple times.
Speaker 4: And were you subbing out with people friends and family?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well there with friends and family. Well yeah, friends and
Speaker 1: family and the moms used to go home every night
Speaker 1: and cook up dinner and bring it all back in.
Speaker 5: And this is amazing.
Speaker 1: Sleeping dick chairs.
Speaker 5: I mean people talk about sort of twenty hours to
Speaker 5: pay respects to the queen, but four days of queueing absolutely,
Speaker 5: So what what did you How did you sleep? Do
Speaker 5: you have tents or no?
Speaker 1: We just slept in dick chairs with a blanket. Oato.
Speaker 5: It was a very different time. Okay, that's insane. Thank
Speaker 5: you very much. You're cool.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Tell us about your weekends. How would you sum it up?
Speaker 5: Tell us all about it in six words? Mine in
Speaker 5: six words? Is am I supposed to be naked? That
Speaker 5: is an opening line to an email I had to
Speaker 5: send yesterday evening. My wife over the weekend said, hey, listen,
Speaker 5: you know I've treated you to a massage next week.
Speaker 5: I went a great, she goes, look, you need to
Speaker 5: know I'm not winds you up. It's called a cohuna,
Speaker 5: and it's like a bit more of an unusual message
Speaker 5: in you're supposed to be naked. I won't come and
Speaker 5: I'm not falling for that. No, no, what it's called a COONa.
Speaker 5: It's like a Fijen thing, and so you're totally unincumber
Speaker 5: my clothing. I ain't doing that. She goes, and you'll
Speaker 5: have to say whether you want a man or so
Speaker 5: I won't come on. You're winding much because no, no, no,
Speaker 5: she says, Google. I'm not googling, so anyway, you know
Speaker 5: you have to. I then had to find the company
Speaker 5: she's put the mercers for. You have to do that
Speaker 5: POxy email info at someone's starting their work today, logging
Speaker 5: onto the work emails, and then it gets some nerve
Speaker 5: email from me, going, am I supposed to be naked?
Speaker 5: This is my first it's literally the second line. I go, Hi,
Speaker 5: they're having a nice weekend. Info at am I supposed
Speaker 5: to be naked next week? Two pm on a Tuesday.
Speaker 5: I can't believe that's a thing.
Speaker 4: What do they do around the usually clothed that has
Speaker 4: to be free?
Speaker 5: Not just that I've got the option if I want
Speaker 5: to to get up and dance with the person.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, this is a prank.
Speaker 5: My wife's maked. I'm naked, and now I'm dancing naked.
Speaker 3: Everything dangling around are the naked as well.
Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on there. I don't know
Speaker 5: when that's an optional extra.
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 5: Have you? I leave you two? Ever heard of the coon?
Speaker 4: And I've never dancing on the massage table.
Speaker 5: I'm worrying there's going to be an instant next week.
Speaker 5: I'm just laying this down as an alibi. I put
Speaker 5: the pants on, but somemmer's dancing up. Okay, I'll put
Speaker 5: some clothes on. I thought I was meant to put
Speaker 5: a little bit for more. Okay, all right, So yes,
Speaker 5: am I supposed to be naked? Jack? What's your six word? Weekend?
Speaker 4: This weekend, I climbed out the car window. So difficult
Speaker 4: to get a teething baby to sleep. He's six months old,
Speaker 4: going through the bottom teeth coming through, had to get
Speaker 4: into the sea for his midday nap. So I put
Speaker 4: him in the car. And that's such a magic thing.
Speaker 5: To do, because yeah, it's constantly just driving around. Then
Speaker 5: I tense up at the sight of any traffic light
Speaker 5: going red. I'd stop about ten meters before and just
Speaker 5: try and nudge nudge, nudgs, just to keep the car
Speaker 5: in a little bit of motion, because the moment that
Speaker 5: stops or something, they just wake up.
Speaker 4: So I drove him to Mum and Dad's and in
Speaker 4: their garage was able to pull in the car slow
Speaker 4: enough come to a stop where he was still asleep.
Speaker 4: And I thought, this is perfuse. He meant to sleep
Speaker 4: for an hour to an hour and a half. I
Speaker 4: just have to get out without making too much sound.
Speaker 4: So wound down the window of the car, took off
Speaker 4: my shoes. Drop the shoes out of the car, because
Speaker 4: I thought they'd be clunky and noisy.
Speaker 5: But of detail, you've got to do so quietly. You
Speaker 5: ain't throw them at that.
Speaker 4: Oh no, some cruise coming down the should imposs I
Speaker 4: can't even drop a sweat, can't even hit the gun,
Speaker 4: and he might hear that. So I clamb around the window,
Speaker 4: put my hands on top of the car, pull my
Speaker 4: body out, one leg down and a.
Speaker 5: Too man like you. It's like a snake. Get out
Speaker 5: of that car.
Speaker 4: And I was able to get out of the car
Speaker 4: back away.
Speaker 5: So it's a car still on.
Speaker 4: The car is off, but the Tessa, the future is here.
Speaker 5: Has got a baby mood.
Speaker 4: Has a thing called dog mode, So then you keep
Speaker 4: your dog in the car and it keeps the temperature perfect,
Speaker 4: keeps the air on so that they don't get too hot.
Speaker 5: Must think so everything, doesn't.
Speaker 4: He put something on the screen that said, hey, my
Speaker 4: owner nose, I'm in here. It's all cool. Don't smash
Speaker 4: the windows. The temperature is a perfect ve. So it's
Speaker 4: meant for dogs, but it works for babies as well.
Speaker 4: So he slept only another twenty minutes, But you take.
Speaker 5: That is great, Patsy, what's your six word weekend?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we touched on it earlier.
Speaker 5: I don't want to do it again. They've got to
Speaker 5: get up early. Have they touched on it earlier? Don't
Speaker 5: want to go through it again? No more questions.
Speaker 3: Husbands can't be trusted in bunnings?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah we heard this earlier? Yeah? For and what
Speaker 5: do you call three one of Naked.
Speaker 2: Story Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: And then you.
Speaker 14: Texted six words right from your phone hard to tell
Speaker 14: us just how your weekend was?
Speaker 5: Were you what the barber chilling at home? Text us now?
Speaker 14: But only you six words in your message?
Speaker 5: Powerful? Okay? Six word weekends let's get into yours. Karen
Speaker 5: her six World Weekends going to GF Ghost Swaney's.
Speaker 4: Who you go for this weekend?
Speaker 5: I think because of Rio, I think it might go Swanies.
Speaker 5: I know the Cat's fans are going to be throwing
Speaker 5: rocks and that Victoria and stuff like that. Just as
Speaker 5: I've finally been accepted by people, I'm gonna upset a
Speaker 5: lot of our listeners, but I think I will go
Speaker 5: for them. I loved the game Saturday Nights where I
Speaker 5: thought it was an epic, epic game, and my heart
Speaker 5: goes out to Pies fans. I mean, what has any
Speaker 5: other club given their fans such a wild ride? This
Speaker 5: year's been.
Speaker 4: An amazing season for the PI and it went.
Speaker 5: Right to the wire and it must be hard at
Speaker 5: one point lost. But I think because of Buddy as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd like to see Buddy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I did love the Buddy and Maynard show
Speaker 5: as well. With him trying to had worked out the
Speaker 5: Buddy would obviously greased his arms down. They that's why
Speaker 5: referees checked boxes before going into the casion. You have
Speaker 5: seen and boxible to make sure they don't have too
Speaker 5: much grease on because it makes them slippery. I think
Speaker 5: was South. That's just harder to catch.
Speaker 4: He used to have a play called Dustin Fletcher played
Speaker 4: four hundred games for the Bombers, and he really had
Speaker 4: the baby oil dripping, yeah, because he.
Speaker 5: Was just wiping oil off. It was all right, Rain
Speaker 5: Pj's Naps Binged Heartbreak High. My kids love that movie.
Speaker 5: That TV show on Netflix, Swans go to the Big Dance.
Speaker 5: Tell you what are these Sawneys fans? So you've never
Speaker 5: seen have any of the merch on Oh coming out
Speaker 5: of the woodwork this week? Do you reckon? There's a
Speaker 5: couple of these casual fans you know that. I've never
Speaker 5: mentioned the Swanyes all season that but now like yeah
Speaker 5: they after the Big Dance go Swanees Cats in finals,
Speaker 5: still not sober, that's Grissy Kings. Yeah, well done the
Speaker 5: Cats on a Friday night, huge win. Daddy can go
Speaker 5: to the Melbourne Show. Okay, sir, Mom, I'm board, Mum,
Speaker 5: I'm board. That is going to be every single mum
Speaker 5: this week with kids yiling. It's to start the school holidays.
Speaker 2: Well, Christian no Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much for telling us all about your
Speaker 5: weekend and six words Crips won, Collinwood lost, Happy days,
Speaker 5: Come on everyone, family Sydney road trips totally shattered. I
Speaker 5: love this from Lee in Sydney jail with Collinwood fans.
Speaker 5: What lost luggage arrived three months late? That's some Carl
Speaker 5: booked Hubbies sixtieth in the Moldies. My wife loves to plan.
Speaker 5: Yesterday she said, what do you want to do if
Speaker 5: your fiftieth? I went, it's in April. I've got no idea. Shees,
Speaker 5: what do you want you want to passy? I googled
Speaker 5: how many days until two hundred days. I've got no idea,
Speaker 5: absolutely no idea. I don't know. I just went, don't
Speaker 5: plan anything please. At the moment, I can't entertain any
Speaker 5: thoughts with that far ahead in my life.
Speaker 4: I think, do the house party and your wife's fiftieth
Speaker 4: and your that was good far your husband Pat making
Speaker 4: the beer bong in the backyard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it was an epic party, was an epic one.
Speaker 4: Are you guys watching obviously everyone's watching the funeral tonight.
Speaker 4: Are you gonna watch? In a group?
Speaker 5: We have the mother in laws come around And my
Speaker 5: wife said, yesterday, you know what, it's a it's a
Speaker 5: big occasion for us, okay, and it is actually And
Speaker 5: my wife said she's going to make some English food.
Speaker 5: I don't really own like English food, but she's like
Speaker 5: bangers and mash, and my mother laws going to come around.
Speaker 5: She's bringing some gravy, and I think we're gonna have
Speaker 5: some pudding as well. But we are, we're gonna we're
Speaker 5: gonna watch it together. Yeah, the girls are gonna watch
Speaker 5: it with us as well.
Speaker 4: So will people be having viewing parties? I guess party
Speaker 4: is the wrong.
Speaker 5: Word, but around me are people are going to be
Speaker 5: watching it together? People are going to come. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Is there anyone who's gathering at their house having friends over?
Speaker 5: Should fight your mum and dad round for our parents.
Speaker 5: It's a really big deal. The queen's passing. I think
Speaker 5: it's the passing of time, and she's been such a
Speaker 5: big constant.
Speaker 4: Well you'll hate this, Bank said, will we even watch it?
Speaker 4: Because she said she's not my queen, she's American.
Speaker 5: A lot of people feel like that, that's okay.
Speaker 4: But he's a citizen. Now, I say, well she technically
Speaker 4: I think she is your queen and he's your king,
Speaker 4: So get used to it.
Speaker 5: You all listen to Sky News f.
Speaker 4: Bolt no matter how you feel what watch it, just
Speaker 4: because it's such a.
Speaker 5: History is going to be unbelievable what you see tonight.
Speaker 5: I know you saw the royal wedding and the pageantry
Speaker 5: with that. Some of you might remember the amazing scenes
Speaker 5: that was Diana's funeral as well, but this will be
Speaker 5: nothing like it you've seen in the last eight or
Speaker 5: nine days of absolute overdrive. It's all buildingless. So were
Speaker 5: asking him, as anyone having people, we can't say you're
Speaker 5: having a funeral.
Speaker 4: Funeral, viewing, party, having a party? Are you.
Speaker 5: Party in funeral? Are you having a funeral gathering is
Speaker 5: the right word?
Speaker 4: Are you having a funeral gathering, hosting or attending?
Speaker 2: Yes, This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Of the weekend. This is barely believable. A man was
Speaker 5: arrested trying to touch the Queen's coffin. It's the most
Speaker 5: guarded thing ever in the world, right and also you're
Speaker 5: very easy identifiable. It's being filmed millions of people watching
Speaker 5: around the world. Plus spoiler, there's people with large guns
Speaker 5: and bang it's at the end of them all around it.
Speaker 4: And they got those huge pikes, you'll get javelin.
Speaker 5: I mean they must have been so excited when some
Speaker 5: loom comes running out the at last and it was
Speaker 5: my ship. Guys, fine, I've got to true stur him.
Speaker 5: I mean, he really didn't think it through. Obviously, he's
Speaker 5: been apprehended and arrested. I don't know whether he was
Speaker 5: driven mad by the lack of food he'd been cueuing
Speaker 5: and hallucinating. In fact, they had any energy after fourteen
Speaker 5: hours queuing out in the cold. Who actually run at anything?
Speaker 5: It's an amazing thing. But he obviously just apparently just
Speaker 5: wanted to touch the coffin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, we'd all I was gonna say, we don't
Speaker 4: want to. Maybe we don't know, but we all want
Speaker 4: to get.
Speaker 5: Are you going to tow with that story? Yeah? I
Speaker 5: touched it. I actually just touched it with his hand.
Speaker 5: I touched a dead lady's coffin. You have to hand.
Speaker 5: Do you want to shake the hand that touched the
Speaker 5: coffin of her Majesty the Queen? So this morning, we
Speaker 5: want to know what have you touched? What have you touched?
Speaker 5: We're ready touch this. We're looking for your stories.
Speaker 2: Carl Brighter, you're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 5: What have you touched? We've touched the Premiership camp we have.
Speaker 5: I can't believe that. Actually, let me just pick it
Speaker 5: up from a car park and drive it home and
Speaker 5: then drive it into work the next stage.
Speaker 4: Ymber though, too much trust, way too much.
Speaker 5: Trust to an englishman as well. Surely history can look back.
Speaker 5: Never trust an englishman.
Speaker 4: He'll be in the British Museum soon enough.
Speaker 5: All right, So what have you touched? That's what we
Speaker 5: want to know this morning on nine four three, let's
Speaker 5: go to Lacey. Good morning, Lacey, Good morning.
Speaker 15: How are you.
Speaker 5: I'm good Lacy. Have you a good weekend? Now? What
Speaker 5: have you touched?
Speaker 11: I'm probably about ten to nine. Ten years ago we
Speaker 11: went to the King Tuton Cameron exhibition at the Melbourne Museum, Wow,
Speaker 11: and I touched an artifact or something that was on display.
Speaker 11: And at the end of the day when we were
Speaker 11: going home, I slipped down the stairs heading down to
Speaker 11: the car park compacted.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've experienced the curse of tultuen hummel.
Speaker 11: Yeah. I compacted the bottom of my spine and tilted
Speaker 11: my pelvis.
Speaker 5: Oh it was really bad. Yeah, Well, Howard Carter, the
Speaker 5: guy that really originally found him, died shortly after finding too,
Speaker 5: and the street lights of London all dimmed.
Speaker 4: Giving me flashbacks at the lazy of the time we
Speaker 4: did Egypt on the shows.
Speaker 5: This is all very activating, exciting for me. All right, Lacey,
Speaker 5: thank you very much your story. No so yeah, look
Speaker 5: it up seriously. I can recommend podcasts, books AnyWho. Michelle,
Speaker 5: Good morning, Michelle, Good morning, Michelle. What have you touched?
Speaker 9: I touched Molly Meldrum's hat and took it off his head.
Speaker 5: What he touched? This not Molly's hat, the cowboy hat.
Speaker 9: That's the one.
Speaker 5: What happened.
Speaker 1: I was at a bar, probably a.
Speaker 9: Few drinks in, of course, and decided to take it
Speaker 9: off his head.
Speaker 7: It didn't go down very well and I got kicked
Speaker 7: out of the bar.
Speaker 5: Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And they say that all the lights in London dim dim.
Speaker 5: At the same time, the Curse of Molly Meldrum. Michelle,
Speaker 5: thank you very much. She called Luke. Good morning, Luke,
Speaker 5: Good morning guys.
Speaker 15: So when I was six years old, I was at
Speaker 15: dipping Pasa and being six natural, things not touched. So
Speaker 15: I touched and was the fire door opened and got
Speaker 15: nipping path that.
Speaker 5: God, you did you see that warning? Hot warning, do
Speaker 5: not touch, do not push. Every kid is going giving
Speaker 5: it a go just to see what happens. Yeah, that's great, Luke,
Speaker 5: thank you very much for your story. Have a good day, Joe.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Joe, Good morning, Joe. What have you touched?
Speaker 8: I've touched Michael Boublat's arm?
Speaker 5: Okay, and uh lucky Michael. And where was this?
Speaker 8: It was that his concert at Rod Labors back in
Speaker 8: the day, walking down. He walked down the aisle and
Speaker 8: we were seven rows from the front, and just as
Speaker 8: he got to the our row, security came in. But
Speaker 8: I managed to reach out and just touch his arm.
Speaker 5: I mean, that poor guy. Anytime he goes to walk
Speaker 5: about with the old super fans, it's touch and go
Speaker 5: for him. Is it those security? God, maybe should be
Speaker 5: signed up by Dana White or the AFL, because if
Speaker 5: they can stop those middle aged ladies trying to touch
Speaker 5: a bit of bootley, he.
Speaker 4: Needs to keV our vest under that nice dinner too.
Speaker 5: He needs to have that oil the buddy head of
Speaker 5: his arms.
Speaker 2: Christian o'connells show.
Speaker 5: Podcast Time Down the Show for today's misheard lyrics it's
Speaker 5: just another miss heard man day. Christian o'connall's misshard lyrics.
Speaker 5: Everybody on the show, we go into your misheard lyrics,
Speaker 5: Thank you very much. So many of you, every single day,
Speaker 5: seven days a week, are sending your misheards through when
Speaker 5: we play them back. Then, if you hear this, it
Speaker 5: means we agree with your misheard lyric. If you hear this,
Speaker 5: it means it's terrible and we do not hear what
Speaker 5: you think you hear. And then for the great ones,
Speaker 5: come on in Hall of Fame. It's our Brownlow all right,
Speaker 5: So Hall of Famous. Last week Ethan had this one
Speaker 5: from David Campbell when She's gone, Wedgie's gone, and Brett
Speaker 5: had this crumbling down John mellon camp My best friend Kate,
Speaker 5: she loves the kangaroos. That's a great one, isn't it?
Speaker 5: All right? Brand new ones, we've got John Poison Unskinny Bop.
Speaker 5: What's got you so jumpy? Or is it Bond Scott?
Speaker 5: You're so jumpy? Isn't it? It's subtle Bond Scott, You're
Speaker 5: so jumpy? Yeah? John Well spotted Christner noticed this and
Speaker 5: miss hurt during the Naked Hour on Thursday, jetliner, Steve
Speaker 5: Miller band, big old jet airliner? Or is it Big
Speaker 5: Old Jed had a rhino? Big Old Jed had a rhino.
Speaker 5: That's amazing that you that Thursday, Big old Jed how
Speaker 5: a rhino. That's a great one. E John's got there
Speaker 5: some Jimmy eat World, Grace on the middle, everything, everything,
Speaker 5: everything be all right? All right? Or is it? According
Speaker 5: to the ears of John Elvis, the pelvis will be
Speaker 5: all right?
Speaker 4: Listen, you can hear a little bit of Elvis at
Speaker 4: the front of Elvi.
Speaker 5: Tania Christian, I'm hearing my name in Banana ramas. Robert
Speaker 5: de Niro's waiting. Robert Dinnio is waiting, talking Italian, the
Speaker 5: original line. You can already hear opinion. Robert DeNiro is
Speaker 5: waiting talking to Tania. You know what, Yes, Roberts wait
Speaker 5: talking to Danya. Great spot by Dania, Hall of favor.
Speaker 5: He's talking about you. Is your song in Edwards huy
Speaker 5: Lewis and the News? If this is it? You'll say
Speaker 5: anything to avoid a fight? You say anything? Or is
Speaker 5: it you'll say anything to a butterfly? There's no possible way, camp,
Speaker 5: is there? We all know this. You can't go from
Speaker 5: fight to butterfly, you say anything. I think it's there.
Speaker 5: Let's go again. You'll say anything to a butterfly, you
Speaker 5: say anything. I hear butterfly once more. Back into the left.
Speaker 5: I was approve the footage anything Ian, I'm hearing it
Speaker 5: one final one Lynn, Mariah Carey, I stay in love
Speaker 5: and I try to front like, oh, well, or is it?
Speaker 5: And I'm trying to fart like a well, just say okay,
Speaker 5: this is from Lynn. Okay, I'm just a message of
Speaker 5: these and I'm trying to fight like a well, that
Speaker 5: is it there?
Speaker 4: That's a big far.
Speaker 5: Definitely is amazing, Lynn, And I'm trying to fart like
Speaker 5: a well.
Speaker 4: Remember what it us?
Speaker 14: Now?
Speaker 5: I want to hear this again and I'm trying to
Speaker 5: fart like a whale. Brilliant. Thank you very much. Everyone
Speaker 5: has always keeps them coming. Christian Christian O'Connell dot com
Speaker 5: dot au.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: So Grand Final this weekend back at the MCG for
Speaker 5: first time in three is it is amazing. We're excited
Speaker 5: and we're stunt about on Wednesday, only two days time.
Speaker 5: Putting your cars on the line, on the line, Come
Speaker 5: put your car on the line, Christian o'connells, put your
Speaker 5: car on the line. Any cars fine.
Speaker 3: For on this since lines.
Speaker 5: So we've been asking over the last week then to
Speaker 5: lend us your car. Put your car on the line,
Speaker 5: because come Wednesday, legends young and old are going to
Speaker 5: be rolling up kicking the footee over your cars to
Speaker 5: see how many cars can they clear. The winner gets
Speaker 5: five thousand dollars in cash thanks to Sheen Panel Service.
Speaker 5: Had a car accident, call Sheen first. They provide an
Speaker 5: excellent placement vile no costume. Twenty sixteens all across Victoria A,
Speaker 5: teas and seas applying. We've had all kinds of offers
Speaker 5: of all kinds of cars.
Speaker 7: Hi, Christian, my name is Maya. I'm ten years old.
Speaker 7: I want to nominate my dad to put the car
Speaker 7: on the line. His favorite thing is the car and
Speaker 7: it's the peacock green color an SSV redline. My dad
Speaker 7: can kick and football real far, and I've seen him
Speaker 7: do it before and he can do it from sixty
Speaker 7: five meters. Christiane, if you want to talk to my mummy,
Speaker 7: King Ringer and I'm sorted air.
Speaker 5: Yeah, look after the fat that beautiful girls. It's his
Speaker 5: favorite thing. His favorite thing is the cargs gorgeous daughter.
Speaker 5: His favorite thing. He likes me, but that car. So
Speaker 5: how many cars we got at the moment.
Speaker 4: We got twenty cars. Rum to squeeze a few more
Speaker 4: and people are still interested, including some amazing ones that
Speaker 4: have been given to us, donated all by listeners, the
Speaker 4: yellow Interceptor from mad Max. We've got a police cruiser,
Speaker 4: a fire engine, a nineteen to twenty five hot rod,
Speaker 4: a hearse, a cherry picker and is this right? We've
Speaker 4: added Sheen Company repair card. So is she going to
Speaker 4: have a repair car on site to fix any dint
Speaker 4: and d This is amazing, that.
Speaker 5: Is smart thinking. My scene is that they are the
Speaker 5: perfect sponsor for this. So it's an open challenge. We
Speaker 5: have the last few spaces then for last few cars.
Speaker 5: We want to get around twenty five, don't we? And
Speaker 5: then also the last few spaces are only room for
Speaker 5: about another few more kickers that want to come down
Speaker 5: as well. The big prize is five thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 5: This is a high pressure you're only going to get
Speaker 5: one go at kicking it as well. Now we need location.
Speaker 5: You know, last week we had a girl we were
Speaker 5: saying we need a location for this. We found it
Speaker 5: quite hard to get hold of overs because some of
Speaker 5: these people belly believable. They don't want twenty five carss
Speaker 5: precious about that over and about the cricket getting ready.
Speaker 5: But we do have a venue, thank you very much too.
Speaker 5: I mean this is going to be incredible obviously, the
Speaker 5: MCG in action this weekend. We've got our own MCG. Yeah,
Speaker 5: where's it going to be?
Speaker 12: Hey, Christian, it's no from the Middle Park Balls Club
Speaker 12: can't wait to have you here for them.
Speaker 5: Who's kicking?
Speaker 4: Sorry I was laughing at something earlier.
Speaker 5: You think footy, right, you think MCG. The next thing
Speaker 5: that comes to your mind for your family fortunes, you go,
Speaker 5: you go bowls club? You do you think bowls club?
Speaker 12: Sorry, it's from the Middle Park Balls Club. Can't wait
Speaker 12: to have you here for the longest kicked. We got
Speaker 12: plenty of space for all the cars and all the people.
Speaker 12: There will be bowlers on the bowling greens, so I
Speaker 12: hope you trust your kick is not to hit any
Speaker 12: one in the head. Looking forward to having the biggest
Speaker 12: thing going on in Melbourne here on Wednesday. Can't wait
Speaker 12: to see you all here. At Middle Park Bowls Club.
Speaker 5: What could possibly go wrong? Old timers to the left.
Speaker 5: No wait, we're not waking out. It gets better. At
Speaker 5: the end of the car part is a big old
Speaker 5: cycle track, right, so people are going to be sight
Speaker 5: that's an actual an extra point if you hit one
Speaker 5: of them. No, no, I'm not joking, but there is
Speaker 5: actually perhapsly there's a cycle track at the end of
Speaker 5: this car park. There's only about fifty meters long, isn't it.
Speaker 4: We thought covering the insurance for people hitting cars was
Speaker 4: the worst thing. That's like priorly number three old timers
Speaker 4: and people on BIEA major worries.
Speaker 5: Now, yes, not just that. You might think. There are
Speaker 5: so many great, big car parks here, right, loads of
Speaker 5: open space. The run up where the kick has been
Speaker 5: doing is from under some trees.
Speaker 4: We got shown an aerial photo of it with people
Speaker 4: driving by.
Speaker 5: Aren't going to think that's gonna be That's gotta be
Speaker 5: a breakfast show doing something a mesa right now? They say,
Speaker 5: who are those hoons? Are they drunk? Are they high?
Speaker 5: Right now?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: People playing balls? And well these idiots are running from
Speaker 5: under tree covers and kicking a car.
Speaker 4: Through the trees.
Speaker 5: A start kicker, Middle Park Bowling Club MCG Middle Bark
Speaker 5: Bowling Club. They go together, they go together. I'm for one.
Speaker 5: I'm excited me too, just as well we had no
Speaker 5: other offers. We weren't going to be able to do
Speaker 5: this without a bowling.
Speaker 4: Now you're giggling.
Speaker 5: No, no, I'm sobbing with the relief that we've actually
Speaker 5: found somewhere at the eleventh hour Middle Park Bowling Club.
Speaker 5: Oh what do you get when you come down there? Well,
Speaker 5: football's have been supplied by Pat Well have I got
Speaker 5: all this? Who comes back? This supplied the footballs, the
Speaker 5: winner's trophy, diamond Valley Trophy center, electromagnetic numbers one to
Speaker 5: twenty five balls, eye target for vehicles, fifty breakfast, bacon
Speaker 5: and their rolls if you want to come down, and
Speaker 5: fifty coffees. Just fifty, keep it.
Speaker 3: Limited, out with it said all the budget will allow.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, it's only got one old time and
Speaker 5: making the coffee up in the bowls old ted work
Speaker 5: in there, man and boy anymore? I tell you only fifty?
Speaker 5: All right? Who come down? Just to see what it
Speaker 5: looks like kicking competition in the car park of a
Speaker 5: bowls car. This is as well. We're off for a
Speaker 5: week and a half so we.
Speaker 4: Can distant tell sales cyclos who comes off the bark.
Speaker 5: I bumped into a rival breakfast show to their hosts
Speaker 5: right on Friday and they're off this week and they
Speaker 5: were like, what are you doing on the show this week?
Speaker 5: I didn't want to say balls club all big stuff
Speaker 5: all right, kickers, last chance to give and join us
Speaker 5: and cars coming to the bulls Club.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: John producers just told me, hey, listen Middle Park Bowls Club,
Speaker 5: one of Melbourne's oldest bowls club. That's right, some of
Speaker 5: the original stuff still working there. Hey, Ted, have about
Speaker 5: another one of those coffees come Wednesday. Then when we
Speaker 5: are all lining up to try and win five thousand
Speaker 5: dollars seeing how many cars can you kick the footy over?
Speaker 5: The first person kicking having a go at this who
Speaker 5: thinks they're going to be setting the gold standard clearing
Speaker 5: at least fifty is someone who has a swagger about
Speaker 5: him every single day in the studio with me and
Speaker 5: chat and that's producer Rio today. Extra the chest is
Speaker 5: even bigger out, isn't it.
Speaker 4: The Swan scarf is on he's had a big weekend.
Speaker 4: He's from Sydney.
Speaker 5: Originally he's going to the Grand Final. His team in
Speaker 5: the Grand Final and he's kicking. He thinks to glory
Speaker 5: come Wednesday.
Speaker 4: And already arrogant boy gets more agon. Yeah, it has
Speaker 4: been a hell of a weekend. It's gonna be a
Speaker 4: big week. It's gonna be a big week for me.
Speaker 14: I think I can inspire the Swans actually to Grand
Speaker 14: Final success on Wednesday.
Speaker 5: I know that I've been struggling this year, struggling.
Speaker 4: They'll be looking to me and they say, can he
Speaker 4: do it?
Speaker 14: He's up against it, fifteen listeners, all gunning for his head,
Speaker 14: all the pressure on him. The ball's gonna sail forty
Speaker 14: fifty sixty.
Speaker 5: That's a cycle park. We can't have that, Albert Park.
Speaker 5: We can't go that. All right, So you've got I've noticed,
Speaker 5: see you've got three songs for me to play here.
Speaker 5: What are these?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 14: I thought maybe just as a bit of you know,
Speaker 14: to give it a bit more on the day, I
Speaker 14: would like to personally request some walkout music as obviously
Speaker 14: the favorite as all.
Speaker 5: Right, so the listeners aren't going to walk out music,
Speaker 5: but you.
Speaker 4: I the Viper needs workout music.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, So now in my mind now it's
Speaker 5: like a w do we you're walking out there McMahon style. Okay,
Speaker 5: So what is this is the first option.
Speaker 14: Fantom, the Phantom of the Opera. I want to strike
Speaker 14: fear into the heart of my opponents.
Speaker 5: I gotta be honest. It just sounds like a school production.
Speaker 4: This is he is the scariest character in film history.
Speaker 5: If you're a joke, the hardest.
Speaker 4: Is the power of song. Of all the great villains,
Speaker 4: he's got a spooky.
Speaker 5: Face, so so.
Speaker 6: The power.
Speaker 4: And that's what this walkout song would do. Much like
Speaker 4: The Phantom.
Speaker 5: He hasn't got show tunes lined up as he.
Speaker 4: Andrew Lloyd Webber the scariest man in the world. Then
Speaker 4: that's not lame. That's very cool.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 4: This next one, that's a classic dark Vader. I feel
Speaker 4: like I'm in a similar position to Darth Vader. I'm
Speaker 4: the rightful heir to the throne.
Speaker 5: Here.
Speaker 4: I've got these pest real trunk for the weekend. Maybe
Speaker 4: you're just kicking's.
Speaker 5: Getting into his origin story. Jack.
Speaker 4: We're in the car club and that is where I'll
Speaker 4: find my glory.
Speaker 5: Then there's this one. We're in the Middle East of bizarre.
Speaker 5: It's what I'm iing, a Turkish rug. What is this now?
Speaker 4: I've really had to lean into the viper nickname.
Speaker 14: It's a nickname I gave myself when I moved down
Speaker 14: to Melbourne's. It hasn't really stuck as well as I'm
Speaker 14: like the Footy club, the guys the footy club kind of,
Speaker 14: that's the Viper.
Speaker 4: So this is snake Charmer music, the Viper.
Speaker 5: I really really, I don't know if you come out
Speaker 5: with recorder and then.
Speaker 10: Maybe some some robes, No Patsy, someone else, someone from
Speaker 10: the team should be playing the recorder.
Speaker 5: I hated him as he walks out and you.
Speaker 4: Come out of basket. Yeah, smoke machine.
Speaker 5: Machine. Those poor old people can think. The walls kicked
Speaker 5: off again. Blitz is back. Get to the shows. Smoke
Speaker 5: billowing out of a bolt? All right, what do we want?
Speaker 12: This is?
Speaker 5: Are we going? Are we really going for? Are we
Speaker 5: doing this?
Speaker 4: It's not even scary, you're just confused people.
Speaker 5: Rio. I'll let you check your pickets either this. No,
Speaker 5: we can't put it off.
Speaker 4: I'm going to go the snake.
Speaker 5: Sho it's so bad.
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Speaker 5: This week, we all know it. It was supposed to
Speaker 5: be Guinea Pig Awareness Week. We're all looking forward to it,
Speaker 5: regular fans of the show, and I've been counting down
Speaker 5: to g P as we call it, Guinea Big Awareness Week. However,
Speaker 5: there has been a statement by Guinea Pig Awareen this
Speaker 5: week in recognition of her majesty, Queen Liz with the
Speaker 5: second funeral, we are postponing Guinea Pig Aware this week
Speaker 5: because who's kicking? Because when you think about the Queen,
Speaker 5: you think about her life, you think about the Corkies,
Speaker 5: you think about the horses, and you think about the
Speaker 5: guinea pigs. I think Prince Andrew's looking after the Corgies
Speaker 5: and those the royal guinea pigs as well. Just so
Speaker 5: if we're can all love Dot of Diary, it's this
Speaker 5: next Monday is going to be now Guinea Pig Aware
Speaker 5: this week has been moved back a week. It's the
Speaker 5: right thing to do.
Speaker 4: Are you thinking? Do I bring all the decorations inside
Speaker 4: and put him out again next month?
Speaker 5: What she would have wanted? With all this news about rodents,
Speaker 5: we're looking for your rodent movies. Getting my time wasted?
Speaker 5: I don't woneize what a broad family the Rodent family is.
Speaker 5: As you're about to find out, Rodent movies. What are
Speaker 5: they all watching on the Old Rodent Channel? Wow, Saturday Night,
Speaker 5: Beaver Gold, Big Mama's Mouse, Silver, More to Wombat. Yeah,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, look it up. The Weasel of Oz, Silver,
Speaker 5: My Ferret, Lady Gold.
Speaker 4: I'd like to see that movie they're in, Picturing A Ferret.
Speaker 5: Tells Again, harnessing the power of music, A singing Ferret,
Speaker 5: My Ferret Lady. Ten things I hate about shrew Silver?
Speaker 5: Yeah right, all right, Jack, What have you got? Rodent movies?
Speaker 10: The Micey DUTs, Yeah, Silver, J're Billy Madison, Gold Edwards,
Speaker 10: Squirrel Hands, Silver, Chinchillas.
Speaker 5: In the Mist. No, Chinchilla's in the myst That's good.
Speaker 5: That's gol and great straying film.
Speaker 4: Two Hands, Heath led Joe, Two Hamsters.
Speaker 5: You've just put hamsters in there.
Speaker 14: You.
Speaker 10: Know, you know, the last puzzle piece in a dusaw,
Speaker 10: A thousand piece puzzle, so perfect.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian Wondering if you'll be doing the whole show live
Speaker 5: Wednesday from the Bowling Club. Dare We Dream? Wow? Thought
Speaker 5: of it. Now live from a car park, stop it.
Speaker 5: It's going to go to my head and the funeral today.
Speaker 5: What an epic week to have those two things forty
Speaker 5: eight hours apart. Just huge. All right, then we're looking
Speaker 5: for your rodent movies. Ferret Buner's Day Off, good but simple,
Speaker 5: silver killed Ja Bill Gold. Now that's more like a
Speaker 5: world and Nathan, we're looking for rodent movies. Dude wears
Speaker 5: my cheese gold, one of the best. Dude wears mine.
Speaker 5: We've had all variations of the year. Weekend at Ferrets Bronze,
Speaker 5: the Guinea Pig Lebowski silver, I know what you Beavered
Speaker 5: last Summer Bronze, Saving Private Ratty Cat. We've got you.
Speaker 5: We never need a rat down, John, that's very good.
Speaker 5: Twelve Angry Gophers Bronze, Bohemian Ratsody gold, that's what Sean
Speaker 5: Beaverly Hills cop gold plus Yes, excelsior. Matthew McDougal, well done.
Speaker 5: Dude wears my beaver silver, wonder one bat silver, ham
Speaker 5: Star is Born silver, Pus mice age gold from Angus
Speaker 5: Who's seven. Oh no, there's something about Mary becomes There's
Speaker 5: something about a flying mouse. No, no, Paul and cooee
Speaker 5: rare last week he should have had the week off.
Speaker 5: Retire the great see this one. Just come in The
Speaker 5: Greatest Show Rat. That's gold pluff. Will you win the show?
Speaker 5: The Greatest Show? Rat? I know what you did last
Speaker 5: Hamster Bronze.
Speaker 4: They're getting worse, they're getting better.
Speaker 5: The Place behind the Porcupines silver plus The Curious Case
Speaker 5: of Benjamin Beaver silver. Leave the Beavers alone now, I
Speaker 5: think the squirrel squad? What's the what's suicide card? Exactly?
Speaker 5: You're quite right, all right? Who wins? Who's the best
Speaker 5: one there?
Speaker 4: Beverly Hills copy.
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Speaker 5: Every week we do something called the Naked Hour, where
Speaker 5: we give you a theme and you pick all the songs.
Speaker 5: And we love doing this, but we thought we'd do
Speaker 5: a different one. Tomorrow. We're all going to be well,
Speaker 5: many of us will be watching the funeral tonight. Over
Speaker 5: four billion around the world. We'll be watching and paying
Speaker 5: respects to what's been an extraordinary life of the queen.
Speaker 5: And however you feel about the monarch and whatever comes
Speaker 5: next to Australia, I think it's just an amazing moment
Speaker 5: in time in history. To mark the parson of someone
Speaker 5: who has been what she said you do when she
Speaker 5: became the Queen of England. That's been an amazing servant
Speaker 5: to the country at the time. It's various parts of
Speaker 5: the world as well. So tomorrow we're going to have
Speaker 5: a Royal Hour. So if there's any song that sums
Speaker 5: up to you how you feel what the Queen means
Speaker 5: to you. The other thing I want to do tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Over the weekend, I was waiting for a coffee and
Speaker 5: I got chatting to one of our listeners who told
Speaker 5: me that he's been in fifteen car accidents, right, And
Speaker 5: I simply said, I don't believe you. You know, when
Speaker 5: someone says something so incredible, you actually say I don't
Speaker 5: believe you. He said. Everyone always says that, but I have.
Speaker 5: I've been in fifteen car accent. So tomorrow I want
Speaker 5: to know what is your story that is so barely believable.
Speaker 5: People actually don't believe it's true. We've got this ready.
Speaker 5: Nobody's Christian, believe it or not. I swear this is true.
Speaker 5: We're all we will hear your stories, okay.
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