WEBVTT - FULL: The Kahuna 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:00.840 Quest. 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:04.280 Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:09.520 I don't call in the wearer be love God for nothing. 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:12.119 The handle is a handle? Is a handle, isn't it? 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:15.200 Daddy? Please take me back to see those clams. 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:18.680 Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:22.279 Good morning, Monday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell's Show 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:24.800 on Gold. Have been a great weekend. Good morning, Patsy, 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:29.840 Good morning Jackie boy. Honey, guys, So did anyone actually 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:32.239 watch The Brown Low yesterday? I gave up after a 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:38.200 couple of rounds. Did you say red carpet? You are 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:40.840 addicted to red carpets, aren't. You're surprised you weren't actually 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:41.839 on it yesterday. 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:43.199 Patsy, No, I wanted to say the fashion. 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:46.000 Do you know this is the first time ever that 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:48.319 they didn't ask the partners and the women what they 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:48.839 were wearing. 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:52.040 Yes, I saw that, but it was on the banner though. 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:54.920 Yeah, I love they still had it. Yeah they still 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:57.720 they still They still kind of did it passively, didn't they. 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:01.640 We we'll go half woke, we go woke, light diet woke. 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:02.480 They should have at. 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:04.399 Least had a few more questions to ask the people 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:07.160 on the red carpet though, because she asked everybody who's 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:08.720 going to win this weekend? And then they kind of 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:10.480 dried up out of questions like, all right, who do 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:12.880 you think will win this weekend? I don't know, Swans, 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:14.520 Thanks for coming. 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.800 Yeah, it was the same, just like one question. It 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:19.560 was like, I wouldn't mind as you said, Hey, what 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:22.600 have you seen recently on Netflix? Anything good? That would 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:25.200 have been quite interesting. You know, we would learnt something 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:27.560 from it. Now, Jackie boy, you actually might actually get 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:30.600 some photos with some of the well you've got Petraga 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:31.440 and Lucky Neil. 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:35.400 I was down there yesterday last night, by coincidence, bumped into. 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:40.560 Yes, I've seen the photo. He's about sixty yards back 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:43.039 from you as well. Rupert Pumpkin like the King of Comedy. 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:46.440 He looks terrified. He's using his partner as a human shield. 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:49.600 You look like he looks. He looks terrified, like when 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:52.440 Huggy insists on getting one of those selfies with various 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:54.400 people that come in the building for interviews. That's what 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:54.920 that looked like. 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:57.640 Because I wasn't in a suit, so that's why he's 0:01:57.680 --> 0:01:59.720 already seen me and He's like, this is just one 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:00.600 of those first. 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:02.880 Of all street they're all dold up right black tie event, 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:04.520 the Brownlow. Why are you at the Crown. 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:07.320 I just wanted to film one thing with our old 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:10.080 friend Hamish McLaughlin and I've been bugging him, do. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:10.800 You agree to do it? 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:14.000 He agreed to do it. So he lives down on 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:16.239 his farm in the Peninsula. So I've been saying, whenever 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:18.200 you're up in Melbourne, please please let me film this 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:20.400 thing with you. So it's like, well, i'll have half 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:22.959 an hour before the Brownlow, come into the hotel and 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:23.640 you can film it. 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:24.720 Good man, He's it's. 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:26.760 Such a lovely guy. So I'm there and then I 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:28.720 filmed the thing with Hamish and I'm walking through the 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:31.840 halls and waiting for the elevator and Lucky Neil and 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:35.080 his partner you're on his floor, just by coincidence, waiting 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:37.640 for the lift, and we're doing that awkward nod that 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:38.880 you do when you wait for the lift. 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:40.520 And what is it when you do that awkward thing 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:42.720 and your way to lift it takes the slowest. It's 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:46.000 like someone sees it on a camera, some disgruntled employee go, 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:49.120 oh my god, I dream of these days half speed. 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:54.040 So there's a couple of beats of silence, then a 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:57.519 nod of like acknowledgement. Then I plucked up the carriage 0:02:57.880 --> 0:03:02.400 to win this weekend as if it had just occurred 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:05.880 to me. I said, you guys wouldn't mind a selfie? 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:11.280 Are you hearing that moment? He ain't gonna ask a photo? 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:13.760 Is he? Does he know We've got a billion photos coming. 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:16.600 Up to really say no. If they say no, they 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:18.679 just have to stand in the awkward host for long. 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:20.720 And you've got to get in a small room and 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:22.480 the doors are going to shut. They're going to be 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:23.960 in a confined space with you. 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:28.160 So we took the selfie. The lifting we climbing. You 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:29.960 should have seen the relief on his face when he 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:33.280 saw other footballer. Is that safe man? 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:36.480 The Christian O'Connell Show. 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:42.560 Podcast sixteen minutes past six five four three two. Shall 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:44.520 I say to team run about this part of the 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:47.960 show every single day? Start my way neatly out of 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:49.840 that one PERATSI, how was your weekend? What do you 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:50.200 get up to? 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:50.960 Well? 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:53.520 The love guard yesterday was a bit bored, bit lost 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.520 for stuff to do, so he thought, what do you do. 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:58.760 When you're lost on a Sunday, you go to Bunnings. 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:00.440 Wander around. Must be something, there's all. 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:01.040 That's it. 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:03.360 There's always something you can get. And in fact, we 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:07.240 did need some more. You're kinda bag me out for this. 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:10.760 We do need some more fairy lights ahead of Christmas. 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:13.160 You've already got Santa's Wonderland. 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:15.800 When you say a head of Christmas, don't you mean 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:17.800 like ahead of like two or three weeks time? When's 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:18.360 that tree up? 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:23.880 End of October? Visited a Christmas shop on Saturday? 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:24.799 Are they even open? 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:28.080 No, you've got it getting quick because they sell out 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:28.560 of stuff. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:32.480 There's always an abundance of Christmas stuff always, not. 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:33.279 The good stuff. 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:36.520 Good stuff goes early because smart people like me that 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.120 love Christmas get their hands on the good stuff. 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:40.960 Stuff love Christmas. We don't need to put the tree 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:41.839 up in October. 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:44.599 You know every year you lose a couple of sets 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:46.480 of lights because someone steps on the. 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:49.600 They never put away correctly, are they? You just sort 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:51.599 of bundle it all up and you think I'll worry 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:54.320 about that come December Christmas Eve. 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:55.520 There was one. 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:57.599 Bundle christ just couldn't be bothered last year because it 0:04:57.640 --> 0:04:59.479 was just so tangled. He's like, nah, I'm just not 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:00.359 even deal with that. 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:03.720 I reckon ninety nine percent of landfill is fidget spinners 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:08.760 and fairy lights twelve bucks. 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:12.040 So anyway, he went for a pilgrimage to Bunnings, but 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.920 of all things he comes home with not fairy lights. 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:19.440 He found this thing for Halloween, this big jack o lantern. 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:21.600 When do you say he found it? It's not like 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:24.960 he was, like, you know, with a metal detector, there 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:28.719 would have been a large neon sign advertising Halloween. 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:30.839 Which Halloween before Christ. 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:33.800 He's not Indiana Jones of Bunnings. 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:38.360 He got his seasons mixed, mixed up and came back 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:39.000 with Halloween. 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:40.440 This thing is terrifying. 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:42.080 So I describe it? What is it? I'll play it 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:43.159 in a minute, But what is it? 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:46.039 It's like a big pumpkin jack, like a big plastic 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:47.520 orange pumpkin. 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:49.400 Yeah, how big is big? 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:49.920 Ah? 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:51.880 What would he be? Maybe? 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:57.400 I don't know, sixty centimeters high by about thirty one. 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:58.960 Sometimes just sort of sort of compare it to something 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:01.120 rather get a rule of listeners. 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:07.919 Sixty about that size. And it's got big triangular eyes 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:10.880 that flash red, and it's got a battery that has 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:13.240 this horrendous like. 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:19.240 So that's it. This is that one's cheap, doesn't it? 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:23.880 This is not terrifying. I've got my eyes to right. 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:25.400 If I walk past the house with that, I think 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:27.719 it's an old man wheezing out the front on the 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:33.400 porch I got. I think the batteries low made. But 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:35.200 I could barely hear it. 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:36.000 That's like for. 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:40.800 It's terrifying, and it's got a censor so every time 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:43.760 we walk past it. But this thing is going off 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:45.680 like through the night and everything. 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:48.479 So I've ripped the batteries out of it. It was 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:49.120 just going off. 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:51.480 Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:53.720 I took my eldest daughter to Ruby. We went to 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:58.760 cinema last night to see a beautiful but devastating movie. 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:03.200 It is not a Sunday night hang but this way Patsy. Afterwards, 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:05.400 we both walked out in silence, sat in the car. 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:06.919 My daughter was still sobbing. 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:07.480 Ah. 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:09.840 We sat there for like five minutes of ore driving on. 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:13.600 It's a stunning, beautiful movie. But anyway, we went yesterday 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:15.200 and whenever you hear the cinema, I like to get 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.640 there early to watch all of the adverts. 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:18.440 Really, I'm trying. 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:23.400 Now, But why do I miss out any forthcoming attractions? 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:25.200 You know of movies that are coming out. I want 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:27.640 to see all the acts. So we get there and 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:30.080 they're doing one. Are these days as well? They shut 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:31.600 they getting something about movie and we'll be like, this 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:34.680 looks really good, and then it goes coming and it 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:38.280 was March twenty twenty three. I gotta forget the title 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:39.880 of that. It's September. 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:42.320 I want to slee, there's twenty twenty four? 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:43.440 What right? 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:46.040 Why did they do that? I mean, I'm not getting 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.080 my phone out and I just woke quick diary entry 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:52.240 for March twenty twenty three, new bleak looking Olivia Coleman 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:55.360 movie Olivia Carmen Agent needs to balance out with a 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:58.680 few comedies. Doesn't she do something? We will fail light 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:06.560 the loads. There's always some harrowing mood piece. British needs 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:09.120 to go back and then right it goes from so 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:11.760 it starts out Hollywood movies and then it goes from 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:16.880 Hollywood to ultra local adverts. And obviously Ruby isn't used 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:19.120 to seeing those, right because they streamed so much stuff 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:21.280 we grew up when you went to cinema, they were 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:25.400 mainly those very local cheaply made shonky adverts, weren't they, 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:28.440 With a cheap voiceover and just five hundred meters They 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:30.600 always recorded really better with a lot of reverberation to 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:35.640 five hundred meters from this summer house, Raoul's Curry House 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.040 open seven days a week, just behind the Renow. 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:45.800 Garage, and it's all just one study, yes, from the cinema, with. 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:51.080 Just five minutes from the cinema house, the carpet showroom 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:56.000 now free parking, complimentary coffee. They're all like that, and 0:08:56.440 --> 0:09:01.440 they're all right out shonky cinema as anyway, they're still 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:03.920 to like those ads. There are a couple that had 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:05.560 obviously I don't know where they'd wrote in friends, so 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:07.880 it's badly lit, aren't they. It's like you could get 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:10.679 like your teenage kids would make better videos for your 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:13.360 company on their phones these days and edit it. But 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:16.000 they're still there. Those local cinema adverts. There were some 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:18.240 some financial institution where it looked like it must have 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.640 been a nine hundredth take for this old dude who 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:22.640 was going come and have a couple of Monty coffee 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:27.320 with us a lot office and morven. I love those 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:28.520 local cinema ads. 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:32.840 This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:35.679 So we're all going to be watching the funeral today. 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:37.880 Yeah, yes, absolutely, yeah, I'm. 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:40.800 Watching it tonight and we'll get into this later. But 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:42.920 I want to talk about the queueing today because obviously 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:44.520 we've still got a lot of listeners in the UK. 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:46.320 You just listen to me over there and I guess 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:49.000 there's someone will be doing the big cues. David Beckham 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:50.000 qued up over the weekend. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:54.400 Surely he gets a free jury cute not at the back. 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:56.839 But there's no there's no sort of second entrance, is there. 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:59.640 There's no be cute, but flat out. 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:01.439 You go to someone at the front and be like, hey, 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:04.360 I'm David beckettby surely, surely you know we'll do a 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:07.000 late night one. Although people further down the queue then boo. 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:08.319 You yes, and it's David beck It was not a 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:10.720 good look for him anyway. One of our listeners, Alan 0:10:10.800 --> 0:10:13.559 Pryor Wore, actually did did the queuing and sent me 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:15.520 this email aabouts I was curious to find out what 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:18.080 it was like. Christian. The experience was amazing. We hugged 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:20.240 the embankment on the south side of the River Thames 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:23.360 with lots of people taking photographs of the London skyline 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:25.800 at night. Others not in the queue sat eating at 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:29.040 numerous restaurants, raising their glasses and cheering us. As we 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:32.720 made a very slow queuing progress. Conversations between us and 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:35.160 our que neighbors were struck up. Everyone got to know 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:39.440 each other with health tips, sharing drinks and food, different 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:42.480 hometowns and our life stories. The lady next to us 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:44.480 had traveled down from Harlow, which is what up in 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:47.000 the north of England. At four am that morning was 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:49.679 counting down the hours she'd been awake for the entire 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:52.840 twenty four hours. We celebrated with her when she reached 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:56.559 that milestone. Marshalls were everywhere, as there were the police. 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:58.440 At one point the que stopped for a while. The 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:01.120 message came through the hall was being A ripple of 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:03.720 applause filled the air. When we start moving again. As 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:06.640 we entered the hall, the friendly chat all subsided. It 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:09.280 went It's the most quiet thing I've ever heard, and 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:12.920 as we all passed shufflebast the queen an absolute utter silence. 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:16.440 I can only describe the experience as surreal. The guards 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:19.880 stood motionless. They do not move. They like statues. You 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:22.400 can't believe they're actually human. The only shame is that 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:24.800 we've been split from our q neighbors, our new besties. 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:28.000 It was an amazing experience. God Bless the Queen and 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:31.480 God save the King. That's from Allan. Yeah, it's amazing 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:33.800 that today is actually the funeral I think is at 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:34.360 eight o'clock to. 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:37.120 Eight o'clock our time, yeah, which is eleven over there. 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:39.240 I was reading yesterday about what's going to happen over 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:40.400 the sort of the hour and a half of it 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:42.960 and then the rest of the day because it starts 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:46.000 about I think it's half past ten in the morning 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:48.480 Monday morning in the UK. And at one point, if 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:50.839 you've ever been to London, you know Big Ben right, 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:52.880 there's a special muffle that's going to be fitted to 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:54.680 Big Bend. So when it rings out, it's got a 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:57.280 very different kind of muted out on during the procession. 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:01.600 It's going to rerun once every single minute for an hour. Now, 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:04.199 if you're in London, how airy is that? 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:08.200 Is kind of getting annoying When you accidentally leave the 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:12.040 fridge open intermittently, it bings at you. 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:15.160 What is the longest though? Seeing those big queues. I 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:17.600 think they're actually visible from space, seeing the big queues 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:20.439 over the last sort of five or six days. Can 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.640 you remember the longest time there were in a queue? 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:25.240 I mean us Brits do love a cue perhasily. What's 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:26.679 the longest time you spent in a queue? 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:30.679 I reckon it's probably about five and a half hours 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:34.600 at Disneyland waiting for one of the rides there. I 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:36.640 reckon it was five and a half hours. And XPO 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:39.360 eighty eight wasn't bad either, because I can remember going 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:42.360 there with school and you got to see like one 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:43.200 exhibited day. 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:46.240 The queues were that bad. It took all day. 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:49.240 To queue for all the different countries, so you saw 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:50.720 very limited things there. 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:53.560 Wow. Wait, I mean, what's the longest you spent a queue? 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:55.320 I remember queuing up for like gig tickets. I mean 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:56.600 when you if you want to go and see your 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:58.719 band or a new album coming out, I remember you 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:00.120 would have to queue for hours. 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:03.800 Mine's definitely Disneyland, and it was three or four years ago. 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:07.600 Went with Biancha and her family on a sweaty day. 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.439 In Florida, got the humidity. 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:12.000 I honestly hated it. Two hours felt like twelve hours. 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:13.640 And I said to be anchor this before we even 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:15.960 thought about having children, I said, if we have kids, 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:18.760 I'm never coming to Disneyland. 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:22.280 The Magic Kingdom. One of my top ten experiences my 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:28.240 kids taking them to Disney now for the first time. Jack, 0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:34.200 Oh my god, I'm the Magic Kingdom. Poor old Wall. 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:37.640 We're spinning in his grave. I'm telling you now. 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:40.560 You can take him, you can take you can take them. 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:44.680 Jack is not coming here. Dumbo can do one? Do one? Dumbo. 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:49.560 You're listening to the Christian o'carl's show podcast. 0:13:49.600 --> 0:13:53.520 This morning after the huge qus to pay respects to 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:57.560 the queen ahead of the funeral today. What's the longest 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:00.959 time he spent in a queue? You know when you're 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:05.080 talking about going to Disneyland in Florida. Yep, I remember 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:09.640 we took the kids first time to Disneyland, the original one. 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:13.000 You know, where's it? Anaheim? And my wife was like 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:15.559 for weeks, she was like researching it and like the 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:18.160 quickest way of trying all the different acts and there 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:21.040 aren't any You just have to queue anyway. She goes, 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:23.440 I've read that you need to get up early and 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:25.760 get right early in the queue. So she goes, why 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:29.080 don't you get down there for four thirty I swear 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:34.960 to got and I'm like me, what on holiday? Even 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:39.280 earlier doing a breakfast show, I went all right, So 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:40.480 I thought, well, you know, I want to be the 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:41.920 good dad. Right. It was the first time the girls 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:44.040 have ever been there, so it was a really big deal. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:46.200 So I get up at four am, sneak out the 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.720 hotel and one my family's a sleep right, and even 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:51.960 the receptionist is dozing. And where's this the loser going? 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:54.360 I get down there, right, there's no one. 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:57.040 There doesn't open till eight eight eight. 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:01.320 I'm there at four thirty am. Right, I'm looking around, right, 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:04.640 it's just so cold. Right, it's cold. I'm looking around. 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:06.960 There's there's no one there. Right, you know where you go? 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:09.400 I didn't even where does the queue start? I am? 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:13.000 I am the queue. There's no one behind me anyway. 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:15.680 And about sort of quarter to six, security comes out 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:17.520 and goes, do you want to drink or anything? Ah, 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:18.840 we're not opening, he goes, but do you want a 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:20.760 hot drink? I was like yeah, and then he goes, 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:26.160 you're obviously British, he went que I went what home? 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:27.440 Did they get down and start? Q? And he goes, 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:31.080 oh seven seven, I think it's no, won't go back, 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:35.560 no hotel. There's photos of me right when we get 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:38.120 on our first ride. It is the Dumbo ride. The 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:42.960 sunny's even up. I look strung out. I don't know 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:44.720 that happened to be on the Dumbo ride. The kids 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:47.520 don't even look that happy. There's there's very little people 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:50.520 around Issyland at ten past eight in the morning. On 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:55.920 a waste, all right, so long as time in a 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:58.400 queue nine four one four one o four three. Christian 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:00.960 id seven hours in a queue to get to see 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:09.360 Jeremy Renner. Yes, Hawkeye and in bourn he took of 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:11.160 a mat. Damon didn't get his autographed when he was 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:14.000 here to write Bourne Legacy, got to shake his hand, 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:17.720 speak with him. Worth every minute of waiting. That's from Lisa. 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:22.040 I waited seventeen hours in the windsor great part for 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:25.440 Harry and Meghan to speed by in the carriage after 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:30.040 the wedding. Jenny, I did two to three hours waiting 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:32.680 in the line to see Buddy the cake Boss when 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:34.640 he came to Australia at the Cake Expo. 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.600 Who he's an American guy, He's got a shop in 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:40.520 Queen's or somewhere like that. He's got like a show 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:44.200 on streaming? Does all these cakes. 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:46.800 A show on streaming? That well known channel stream the 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:51.480 show show on the streaming dot net? Twenty five hours 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:53.920 queuing for tickets to see The Rolling Stones? Is that 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:57.080 it used to be? It's got a penny, Good morning, Penny, 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:00.520 good morning. What's the longest time I'm in a queue 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:01.120 for you? Penny? 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:05.560 I waited approximately three hours for Christy Kream Donuts. 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:08.560 But when they first came here, yeah, it. 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:10.760 Was the day. I think they opened the day before 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:15.359 and we went down one night thinking that we'll just 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:17.400 pop in and get some quick donuts and it ended 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:18.440 up being a three hour late. 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:21.280 My friend Evan mccran and his family took a day 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:24.960 off school to go to when it opened in Narry Warren. 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:28.480 Why did we think donuts was the most amazing. 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:30.159 Before there was the Apple Store and you know they 0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:31.879 were selling those phones for the first time. We were 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:33.960 cue just to get a donut and you thought you 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:35.320 were getting an American donut. 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:35.840 That's right. 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:39.880 I remember Sydney got their Krispy Kreme. Do you knew 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:41.000 anyone traveling to Sydney? 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:46.640 You say, again it's a Chris Penny. That's a great one. 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:47.720 Thank you very much for sharing. 0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:49.960 Have a good day, No two things. 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:52.600 Vicky. Good morning, Vicky, good morning. 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:53.240 How are you? 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:56.640 I'm good, so, Vicky. Longest time in a queue? 0:17:57.040 --> 0:18:01.400 It was four hours with my daughter waiting to get 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:03.480 our CD signed by Nicky Webster. 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:10.920 Wow we wait over yah throwback to Nicky Webster, say 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:14.960 that is a long time to be queuing for a 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:16.560 Nicky Webster to sign something. 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:19.480 But now you've got the science he imagine how much 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:20.440 you can sell that for an. 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:22.879 Oh that's that's the year's where the school fee is 0:18:22.920 --> 0:18:27.560 paid off with that. 0:18:25.880 --> 0:18:29.120 Right, So yeah, that was about twenty years ago. 0:18:29.480 --> 0:18:32.520 Oh well yeah you can we guess that it was 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:40.920