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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: I don't call in the wearer be love God for nothing.

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Speaker 4: The handle is a handle? Is a handle, isn't it?

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Speaker 5: Daddy? Please take me back to see those clams.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Monday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell's Show

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Speaker 5: on Gold. Have been a great weekend. Good morning, Patsy,

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Speaker 5: Good morning Jackie boy. Honey, guys, So did anyone actually

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Speaker 5: watch The Brown Low yesterday? I gave up after a

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Speaker 5: couple of rounds. Did you say red carpet? You are

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Speaker 5: addicted to red carpets, aren't. You're surprised you weren't actually

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Speaker 5: on it yesterday.

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Speaker 6: Patsy, No, I wanted to say the fashion.

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Speaker 5: Do you know this is the first time ever that

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Speaker 5: they didn't ask the partners and the women what they

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Speaker 5: were wearing.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I saw that, but it was on the banner though.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I love they still had it. Yeah they still

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Speaker 5: they still They still kind of did it passively, didn't they.

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Speaker 5: We we'll go half woke, we go woke, light diet woke.

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Speaker 5: They should have at.

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Speaker 4: Least had a few more questions to ask the people

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Speaker 4: on the red carpet though, because she asked everybody who's

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Speaker 4: going to win this weekend? And then they kind of

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Speaker 4: dried up out of questions like, all right, who do

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Speaker 4: you think will win this weekend? I don't know, Swans,

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Speaker 4: Thanks for coming.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was the same, just like one question. It

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Speaker 5: was like, I wouldn't mind as you said, Hey, what

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Speaker 5: have you seen recently on Netflix? Anything good? That would

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Speaker 5: have been quite interesting. You know, we would learnt something

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Speaker 5: from it. Now, Jackie boy, you actually might actually get

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Speaker 5: some photos with some of the well you've got Petraga

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Speaker 5: and Lucky Neil.

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Speaker 4: I was down there yesterday last night, by coincidence, bumped into.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I've seen the photo. He's about sixty yards back

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Speaker 5: from you as well. Rupert Pumpkin like the King of Comedy.

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Speaker 5: He looks terrified. He's using his partner as a human shield.

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Speaker 5: You look like he looks. He looks terrified, like when

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Speaker 5: Huggy insists on getting one of those selfies with various

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Speaker 5: people that come in the building for interviews. That's what

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Speaker 5: that looked like.

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Speaker 4: Because I wasn't in a suit, so that's why he's

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Speaker 4: already seen me and He's like, this is just one

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Speaker 5: Of all street they're all dold up right black tie event,

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Speaker 5: the Brownlow. Why are you at the Crown.

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Speaker 4: I just wanted to film one thing with our old

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Speaker 4: friend Hamish McLaughlin and I've been bugging him, do.

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Speaker 5: You agree to do it?

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Speaker 4: He agreed to do it. So he lives down on

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Speaker 4: his farm in the Peninsula. So I've been saying, whenever

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Speaker 4: you're up in Melbourne, please please let me film this

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Speaker 4: thing with you. So it's like, well, i'll have half

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Speaker 4: an hour before the Brownlow, come into the hotel and

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Speaker 4: you can film it.

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Speaker 5: Good man, He's it's.

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Speaker 4: Such a lovely guy. So I'm there and then I

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Speaker 4: filmed the thing with Hamish and I'm walking through the

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Speaker 4: halls and waiting for the elevator and Lucky Neil and

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Speaker 4: his partner you're on his floor, just by coincidence, waiting

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Speaker 4: for the lift, and we're doing that awkward nod that

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Speaker 5: And what is it when you do that awkward thing

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Speaker 5: and your way to lift it takes the slowest. It's

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Speaker 5: like someone sees it on a camera, some disgruntled employee go,

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Speaker 5: oh my god, I dream of these days half speed.

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Speaker 4: So there's a couple of beats of silence, then a

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Speaker 4: nod of like acknowledgement. Then I plucked up the carriage

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Speaker 4: to win this weekend as if it had just occurred

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Speaker 4: to me. I said, you guys wouldn't mind a selfie?

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Speaker 5: Are you hearing that moment? He ain't gonna ask a photo?

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Speaker 5: Is he? Does he know We've got a billion photos coming.

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Speaker 4: Up to really say no. If they say no, they

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Speaker 4: just have to stand in the awkward host for long.

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Speaker 5: And you've got to get in a small room and

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Speaker 4: So we took the selfie. The lifting we climbing. You

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Speaker 4: should have seen the relief on his face when he

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Speaker 4: saw other footballer. Is that safe man?

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 5: Podcast sixteen minutes past six five four three two. Shall

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Speaker 5: I say to team run about this part of the

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Speaker 5: show every single day? Start my way neatly out of

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Speaker 5: that one PERATSI, how was your weekend? What do you

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Speaker 5: get up to?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 6: The love guard yesterday was a bit bored, bit lost

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Speaker 6: for stuff to do, so he thought, what do you do.

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Speaker 6: When you're lost on a Sunday, you go to Bunnings.

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Speaker 5: Wander around. Must be something, there's all.

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Speaker 4: That's it.

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Speaker 6: There's always something you can get. And in fact, we

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Speaker 6: did need some more. You're kinda bag me out for this.

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Speaker 6: We do need some more fairy lights ahead of Christmas.

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Speaker 4: You've already got Santa's Wonderland.

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Speaker 5: When you say a head of Christmas, don't you mean

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Speaker 5: like ahead of like two or three weeks time? When's

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Speaker 5: that tree up?

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Speaker 6: End of October? Visited a Christmas shop on Saturday?

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Speaker 5: Are they even open?

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Speaker 6: No, you've got it getting quick because they sell out

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Speaker 6: of stuff.

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Speaker 5: There's always an abundance of Christmas stuff always, not.

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Speaker 3: The good stuff.

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Speaker 6: Good stuff goes early because smart people like me that

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Speaker 6: love Christmas get their hands on the good stuff.

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Speaker 5: Stuff love Christmas. We don't need to put the tree

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Speaker 6: You know every year you lose a couple of sets

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Speaker 5: They never put away correctly, are they? You just sort

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Speaker 5: of bundle it all up and you think I'll worry

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Speaker 3: There was one.

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Speaker 6: Bundle christ just couldn't be bothered last year because it

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Speaker 5: I reckon ninety nine percent of landfill is fidget spinners

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Speaker 5: and fairy lights twelve bucks.

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Speaker 6: So anyway, he went for a pilgrimage to Bunnings, but

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Speaker 6: of all things he comes home with not fairy lights.

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Speaker 6: He found this thing for Halloween, this big jack o lantern.

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Speaker 5: When do you say he found it? It's not like

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Speaker 4: Which Halloween before Christ.

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Speaker 5: He's not Indiana Jones of Bunnings.

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Speaker 6: He got his seasons mixed, mixed up and came back

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Speaker 3: This thing is terrifying.

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Speaker 5: So I describe it? What is it? I'll play it

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Speaker 6: It's like a big pumpkin jack, like a big plastic

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Speaker 4: Yeah, how big is big?

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Speaker 3: What would he be? Maybe?

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Speaker 6: I don't know, sixty centimeters high by about thirty one.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes just sort of sort of compare it to something

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Speaker 6: Sixty about that size. And it's got big triangular eyes

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Speaker 6: that flash red, and it's got a battery that has

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Speaker 5: So that's it. This is that one's cheap, doesn't it?

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Speaker 5: This is not terrifying. I've got my eyes to right.

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Speaker 5: If I walk past the house with that, I think

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Speaker 5: porch I got. I think the batteries low made. But

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Speaker 5: I could barely hear it.

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Speaker 6: It's terrifying, and it's got a censor so every time

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Speaker 3: So I've ripped the batteries out of it. It was

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Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: I took my eldest daughter to Ruby. We went to

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Speaker 5: cinema last night to see a beautiful but devastating movie.

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Speaker 5: It is not a Sunday night hang but this way Patsy. Afterwards,

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Speaker 5: we both walked out in silence, sat in the car.

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Speaker 5: My daughter was still sobbing.

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Speaker 5: We sat there for like five minutes of ore driving on.

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Speaker 5: It's a stunning, beautiful movie. But anyway, we went yesterday

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Speaker 5: and whenever you hear the cinema, I like to get

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Speaker 4: Really, I'm trying.

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Speaker 5: Now, But why do I miss out any forthcoming attractions?

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Speaker 5: You know of movies that are coming out. I want

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Speaker 5: they're doing one. Are these days as well? They shut

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Speaker 5: they getting something about movie and we'll be like, this

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Speaker 5: was March twenty twenty three. I gotta forget the title

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Speaker 4: I want to slee, there's twenty twenty four?

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Speaker 5: Why did they do that? I mean, I'm not getting

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Speaker 5: for March twenty twenty three, new bleak looking Olivia Coleman

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Speaker 5: movie Olivia Carmen Agent needs to balance out with a

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Speaker 5: few comedies. Doesn't she do something? We will fail light

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Speaker 5: the loads. There's always some harrowing mood piece. British needs

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Speaker 5: to go back and then right it goes from so

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Speaker 5: it starts out Hollywood movies and then it goes from

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Speaker 5: we grew up when you went to cinema, they were

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Speaker 5: mainly those very local cheaply made shonky adverts, weren't they,

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Speaker 5: With a cheap voiceover and just five hundred meters They

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Speaker 5: five hundred meters from this summer house, Raoul's Curry House

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Speaker 5: open seven days a week, just behind the Renow.

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Speaker 4: Garage, and it's all just one study, yes, from the cinema, with.

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Speaker 5: Just five minutes from the cinema house, the carpet showroom

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Speaker 5: now free parking, complimentary coffee. They're all like that, and

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Speaker 5: they're all right out shonky cinema as anyway, they're still

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Speaker 5: to like those ads. There are a couple that had

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Speaker 5: obviously I don't know where they'd wrote in friends, so

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Speaker 5: it's badly lit, aren't they. It's like you could get

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Speaker 5: like your teenage kids would make better videos for your

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Speaker 5: company on their phones these days and edit it. But

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Speaker 5: they're still there. Those local cinema adverts. There were some

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Speaker 5: some financial institution where it looked like it must have

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Speaker 5: been a nine hundredth take for this old dude who

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Speaker 5: was going come and have a couple of Monty coffee

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Speaker 5: with us a lot office and morven. I love those

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Speaker 5: local cinema ads.

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Speaker 5: So we're all going to be watching the funeral today.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, absolutely, yeah, I'm.

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Speaker 5: Watching it tonight and we'll get into this later. But

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Speaker 5: I want to talk about the queueing today because obviously

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Speaker 5: we've still got a lot of listeners in the UK.

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Speaker 5: You just listen to me over there and I guess

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Speaker 5: there's someone will be doing the big cues. David Beckham

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Speaker 4: Surely he gets a free jury cute not at the back.

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Speaker 5: The Magic Kingdom. One of my top ten experiences my

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm the Magic Kingdom. Poor old Wall.

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Speaker 4: You can take him, you can take you can take them.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christian o'carl's show podcast.

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Speaker 5: This morning after the huge qus to pay respects to

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Speaker 5: You know, where's it? Anaheim? And my wife was like

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Speaker 5: I've read that you need to get up early and

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Speaker 5: you're obviously British, he went que I went what home?

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Speaker 5: that happened to be on the Dumbo ride. The kids

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Speaker 5: Jeremy Renner. Yes, Hawkeye and in bourn he took of

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Speaker 5: I waited seventeen hours in the windsor great part for

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Speaker 6: Who he's an American guy, He's got a shop in

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Speaker 5: A show on streaming? That well known channel stream the

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Speaker 5: queuing for tickets to see The Rolling Stones? Is that

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Speaker 5: it used to be? It's got a penny, Good morning, Penny,

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Speaker 5: good morning. What's the longest time I'm in a queue

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Speaker 9: I waited approximately three hours for Christy Kream Donuts.

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Speaker 5: But when they first came here, yeah, it.

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Speaker 9: Was the day. I think they opened the day before

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Speaker 4: My friend Evan mccran and his family took a day

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Speaker 4: Why did we think donuts was the most amazing.

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Speaker 5: Before there was the Apple Store and you know they

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 10: I remember Sydney got their Krispy Kreme. Do you knew

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Speaker 5: You say, again it's a Chris Penny. That's a great one.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much for sharing.

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Speaker 9: Have a good day, No two things.

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Speaker 5: Vicky. Good morning, Vicky, good morning.

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Speaker 5: I'm good, so, Vicky. Longest time in a queue?

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Speaker 5: Wow we wait over yah throwback to Nicky Webster, say

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Speaker 5: that is a long time to be queuing for a

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Speaker 4: But now you've got the science he imagine how much

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Speaker 5: Oh that's that's the year's where the school fee is

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Speaker 5: actually twenty Vicky, thank you very much and cool. Thank you. Bye. Peter,

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Speaker 5: good morning, Pete morning, Christian, how are we? I'm good man.

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Speaker 13: So I still have not forgiven her for a Christian.

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Speaker 5: Some scars never fully heal Peter can't real do I

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Speaker 5: good morning ka, Hi, good morning Kay. And what's the

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Speaker 5: And this is amazing.

440
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Speaker 1: Sleeping dick chairs.

441
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Speaker 5: I mean people talk about sort of twenty hours to

442
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Speaker 5: pay respects to the queen, but four days of queueing absolutely,

443
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Speaker 5: So what what did you How did you sleep? Do

444
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Speaker 5: you have tents or no?

445
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,080
Speaker 1: We just slept in dick chairs with a blanket. Oato.

446
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:46,040
Speaker 5: It was a very different time. Okay, that's insane. Thank

447
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:46,920
Speaker 5: you very much. You're cool.

448
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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

449
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,439
Speaker 5: Tell us about your weekends. How would you sum it up?

450
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 5: Tell us all about it in six words? Mine in

451
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,920
Speaker 5: six words? Is am I supposed to be naked? That

452
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,040
Speaker 5: is an opening line to an email I had to

453
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:06,560
Speaker 5: send yesterday evening. My wife over the weekend said, hey, listen,

454
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:10,320
Speaker 5: you know I've treated you to a massage next week.

455
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,280
Speaker 5: I went a great, she goes, look, you need to

456
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,160
Speaker 5: know I'm not winds you up. It's called a cohuna,

457
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,440
Speaker 5: and it's like a bit more of an unusual message

458
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,639
Speaker 5: in you're supposed to be naked. I won't come and

459
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,919
Speaker 5: I'm not falling for that. No, no, what it's called a COONa.

460
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,000
Speaker 5: It's like a Fijen thing, and so you're totally unincumber

461
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 5: my clothing. I ain't doing that. She goes, and you'll

462
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,520
Speaker 5: have to say whether you want a man or so

463
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,720
Speaker 5: I won't come on. You're winding much because no, no, no,

464
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 5: she says, Google. I'm not googling, so anyway, you know

465
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,399
Speaker 5: you have to. I then had to find the company

466
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,000
Speaker 5: she's put the mercers for. You have to do that

467
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:45,160
Speaker 5: POxy email info at someone's starting their work today, logging

468
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,320
Speaker 5: onto the work emails, and then it gets some nerve

469
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,480
Speaker 5: email from me, going, am I supposed to be naked?

470
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,080
Speaker 5: This is my first it's literally the second line. I go, Hi,

471
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:57,160
Speaker 5: they're having a nice weekend. Info at am I supposed

472
00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:00,879
Speaker 5: to be naked next week? Two pm on a Tuesday.

473
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 5: I can't believe that's a thing.

474
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,400
Speaker 4: What do they do around the usually clothed that has

475
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 4: to be free?

476
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,880
Speaker 5: Not just that I've got the option if I want

477
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,520
Speaker 5: to to get up and dance with the person.

478
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 3: Excuse me, this is a prank.

479
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 5: My wife's maked. I'm naked, and now I'm dancing naked.

480
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,120
Speaker 3: Everything dangling around are the naked as well.

481
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Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on there. I don't know

482
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 5: when that's an optional extra.

483
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 3: That's weird.

484
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 5: Have you? I leave you two? Ever heard of the coon?

485
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 4: And I've never dancing on the massage table.

486
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Speaker 5: I'm worrying there's going to be an instant next week.

487
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 5: I'm just laying this down as an alibi. I put

488
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Speaker 5: the pants on, but somemmer's dancing up. Okay, I'll put

489
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Speaker 5: some clothes on. I thought I was meant to put

490
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,680
Speaker 5: a little bit for more. Okay, all right, So yes,

491
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 5: am I supposed to be naked? Jack? What's your six word? Weekend?

492
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:54,360
Speaker 4: This weekend, I climbed out the car window. So difficult

493
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 4: to get a teething baby to sleep. He's six months old,

494
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 4: going through the bottom teeth coming through, had to get

495
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,400
Speaker 4: into the sea for his midday nap. So I put

496
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:06,439
Speaker 4: him in the car. And that's such a magic thing.

497
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 5: To do, because yeah, it's constantly just driving around. Then

498
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,439
Speaker 5: I tense up at the sight of any traffic light

499
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 5: going red. I'd stop about ten meters before and just

500
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 5: try and nudge nudge, nudgs, just to keep the car

501
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 5: in a little bit of motion, because the moment that

502
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 5: stops or something, they just wake up.

503
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 4: So I drove him to Mum and Dad's and in

504
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 4: their garage was able to pull in the car slow

505
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Speaker 4: enough come to a stop where he was still asleep.

506
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Speaker 4: And I thought, this is perfuse. He meant to sleep

507
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 4: for an hour to an hour and a half. I

508
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 4: just have to get out without making too much sound.

509
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 4: So wound down the window of the car, took off

510
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Speaker 4: my shoes. Drop the shoes out of the car, because

511
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Speaker 4: I thought they'd be clunky and noisy.

512
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 5: But of detail, you've got to do so quietly. You

513
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 5: ain't throw them at that.

514
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 4: Oh no, some cruise coming down the should imposs I

515
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 4: can't even drop a sweat, can't even hit the gun,

516
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 4: and he might hear that. So I clamb around the window,

517
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 4: put my hands on top of the car, pull my

518
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,640
Speaker 4: body out, one leg down and a.

519
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,400
Speaker 5: Too man like you. It's like a snake. Get out

520
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 5: of that car.

521
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 4: And I was able to get out of the car

522
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 4: back away.

523
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 5: So it's a car still on.

524
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 4: The car is off, but the Tessa, the future is here.

525
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 5: Has got a baby mood.

526
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Speaker 4: Has a thing called dog mode, So then you keep

527
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Speaker 4: your dog in the car and it keeps the temperature perfect,

528
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,639
Speaker 4: keeps the air on so that they don't get too hot.

529
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 5: Must think so everything, doesn't.

530
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Speaker 4: He put something on the screen that said, hey, my

531
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Speaker 4: owner nose, I'm in here. It's all cool. Don't smash

532
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 4: the windows. The temperature is a perfect ve. So it's

533
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 4: meant for dogs, but it works for babies as well.

534
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 4: So he slept only another twenty minutes, But you take.

535
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Speaker 5: That is great, Patsy, what's your six word weekend?

536
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we touched on it earlier.

537
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Speaker 5: I don't want to do it again. They've got to

538
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 5: get up early. Have they touched on it earlier? Don't

539
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 5: want to go through it again? No more questions.

540
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Speaker 3: Husbands can't be trusted in bunnings?

541
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah we heard this earlier? Yeah? For and what

542
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Speaker 5: do you call three one of Naked.

543
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Speaker 2: Story Christian Connell's show podcast.

544
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Speaker 5: And then you.

545
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Speaker 14: Texted six words right from your phone hard to tell

546
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Speaker 14: us just how your weekend was?

547
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 5: Were you what the barber chilling at home? Text us now?

548
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 14: But only you six words in your message?

549
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:26,879
Speaker 5: Powerful? Okay? Six word weekends let's get into yours. Karen

550
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Speaker 5: her six World Weekends going to GF Ghost Swaney's.

551
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Speaker 4: Who you go for this weekend?

552
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Speaker 5: I think because of Rio, I think it might go Swanies.

553
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 5: I know the Cat's fans are going to be throwing

554
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 5: rocks and that Victoria and stuff like that. Just as

555
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Speaker 5: I've finally been accepted by people, I'm gonna upset a

556
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Speaker 5: lot of our listeners, but I think I will go

557
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 5: for them. I loved the game Saturday Nights where I

558
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Speaker 5: thought it was an epic, epic game, and my heart

559
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 5: goes out to Pies fans. I mean, what has any

560
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,199
Speaker 5: other club given their fans such a wild ride? This

561
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 5: year's been.

562
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 4: An amazing season for the PI and it went.

563
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Speaker 5: Right to the wire and it must be hard at

564
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Speaker 5: one point lost. But I think because of Buddy as well.

565
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd like to see Buddy.

566
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I did love the Buddy and Maynard show

567
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 5: as well. With him trying to had worked out the

568
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 5: Buddy would obviously greased his arms down. They that's why

569
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 5: referees checked boxes before going into the casion. You have

570
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 5: seen and boxible to make sure they don't have too

571
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,640
Speaker 5: much grease on because it makes them slippery. I think

572
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 5: was South. That's just harder to catch.

573
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 4: He used to have a play called Dustin Fletcher played

574
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 4: four hundred games for the Bombers, and he really had

575
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 4: the baby oil dripping, yeah, because he.

576
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 5: Was just wiping oil off. It was all right, Rain

577
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 5: Pj's Naps Binged Heartbreak High. My kids love that movie.

578
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 5: That TV show on Netflix, Swans go to the Big Dance.

579
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 5: Tell you what are these Sawneys fans? So you've never

580
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Speaker 5: seen have any of the merch on Oh coming out

581
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 5: of the woodwork this week? Do you reckon? There's a

582
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Speaker 5: couple of these casual fans you know that. I've never

583
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Speaker 5: mentioned the Swanyes all season that but now like yeah

584
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Speaker 5: they after the Big Dance go Swanees Cats in finals,

585
00:26:56,520 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 5: still not sober, that's Grissy Kings. Yeah, well done the

586
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 5: Cats on a Friday night, huge win. Daddy can go

587
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 5: to the Melbourne Show. Okay, sir, Mom, I'm board, Mum,

588
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 5: I'm board. That is going to be every single mum

589
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 5: this week with kids yiling. It's to start the school holidays.

590
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Speaker 2: Well, Christian no Connell's show podcast.

591
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Speaker 5: Thank you very much for telling us all about your

592
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 5: weekend and six words Crips won, Collinwood lost, Happy days,

593
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 5: Come on everyone, family Sydney road trips totally shattered. I

594
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 5: love this from Lee in Sydney jail with Collinwood fans.

595
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 5: What lost luggage arrived three months late? That's some Carl

596
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 5: booked Hubbies sixtieth in the Moldies. My wife loves to plan.

597
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 5: Yesterday she said, what do you want to do if

598
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 5: your fiftieth? I went, it's in April. I've got no idea. Shees,

599
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 5: what do you want you want to passy? I googled

600
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Speaker 5: how many days until two hundred days. I've got no idea,

601
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 5: absolutely no idea. I don't know. I just went, don't

602
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 5: plan anything please. At the moment, I can't entertain any

603
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 5: thoughts with that far ahead in my life.

604
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 4: I think, do the house party and your wife's fiftieth

605
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,160
Speaker 4: and your that was good far your husband Pat making

606
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 4: the beer bong in the backyard.

607
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it was an epic party, was an epic one.

608
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Speaker 4: Are you guys watching obviously everyone's watching the funeral tonight.

609
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 4: Are you gonna watch? In a group?

610
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 5: We have the mother in laws come around And my

611
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 5: wife said, yesterday, you know what, it's a it's a

612
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 5: big occasion for us, okay, and it is actually And

613
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 5: my wife said she's going to make some English food.

614
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 5: I don't really own like English food, but she's like

615
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 5: bangers and mash, and my mother laws going to come around.

616
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Speaker 5: She's bringing some gravy, and I think we're gonna have

617
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 5: some pudding as well. But we are, we're gonna we're

618
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 5: gonna watch it together. Yeah, the girls are gonna watch

619
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Speaker 5: it with us as well.

620
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Speaker 4: So will people be having viewing parties? I guess party

621
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Speaker 4: is the wrong.

622
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 5: Word, but around me are people are going to be

623
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Speaker 5: watching it together? People are going to come. Yeah.

624
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 4: Is there anyone who's gathering at their house having friends over?

625
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 5: Should fight your mum and dad round for our parents.

626
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 5: It's a really big deal. The queen's passing. I think

627
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 5: it's the passing of time, and she's been such a

628
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 5: big constant.

629
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Speaker 4: Well you'll hate this, Bank said, will we even watch it?

630
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 4: Because she said she's not my queen, she's American.

631
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 5: A lot of people feel like that, that's okay.

632
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 4: But he's a citizen. Now, I say, well she technically

633
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 4: I think she is your queen and he's your king,

634
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Speaker 4: So get used to it.

635
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 5: You all listen to Sky News f.

636
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 4: Bolt no matter how you feel what watch it, just

637
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 4: because it's such a.

638
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 5: History is going to be unbelievable what you see tonight.

639
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 5: I know you saw the royal wedding and the pageantry

640
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 5: with that. Some of you might remember the amazing scenes

641
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 5: that was Diana's funeral as well, but this will be

642
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 5: nothing like it you've seen in the last eight or

643
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 5: nine days of absolute overdrive. It's all buildingless. So were

644
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Speaker 5: asking him, as anyone having people, we can't say you're

645
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 5: having a funeral.

646
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 4: Funeral, viewing, party, having a party? Are you.

647
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 5: Party in funeral? Are you having a funeral gathering is

648
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 5: the right word?

649
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 4: Are you having a funeral gathering, hosting or attending?

650
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: Yes, This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

651
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Speaker 5: Of the weekend. This is barely believable. A man was

652
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 5: arrested trying to touch the Queen's coffin. It's the most

653
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Speaker 5: guarded thing ever in the world, right and also you're

654
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Speaker 5: very easy identifiable. It's being filmed millions of people watching

655
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Speaker 5: around the world. Plus spoiler, there's people with large guns

656
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Speaker 5: and bang it's at the end of them all around it.

657
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Speaker 4: And they got those huge pikes, you'll get javelin.

658
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Speaker 5: I mean they must have been so excited when some

659
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Speaker 5: loom comes running out the at last and it was

660
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Speaker 5: my ship. Guys, fine, I've got to true stur him.

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Speaker 5: I mean, he really didn't think it through. Obviously, he's

662
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Speaker 5: been apprehended and arrested. I don't know whether he was

663
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Speaker 5: driven mad by the lack of food he'd been cueuing

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Speaker 5: and hallucinating. In fact, they had any energy after fourteen

665
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Speaker 5: hours queuing out in the cold. Who actually run at anything?

666
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Speaker 5: It's an amazing thing. But he obviously just apparently just

667
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Speaker 5: wanted to touch the coffin.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, we'd all I was gonna say, we don't

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Speaker 4: want to. Maybe we don't know, but we all want

670
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Speaker 4: to get.

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Speaker 5: Are you going to tow with that story? Yeah? I

672
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Speaker 5: touched it. I actually just touched it with his hand.

673
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Speaker 5: I touched a dead lady's coffin. You have to hand.

674
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Speaker 5: Do you want to shake the hand that touched the

675
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Speaker 5: coffin of her Majesty the Queen? So this morning, we

676
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Speaker 5: want to know what have you touched? What have you touched?

677
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Speaker 5: We're ready touch this. We're looking for your stories.

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Speaker 2: Carl Brighter, you're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: What have you touched? We've touched the Premiership camp we have.

680
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Speaker 5: I can't believe that. Actually, let me just pick it

681
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Speaker 5: up from a car park and drive it home and

682
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Speaker 5: then drive it into work the next stage.

683
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Speaker 4: Ymber though, too much trust, way too much.

684
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Speaker 5: Trust to an englishman as well. Surely history can look back.

685
00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 5: Never trust an englishman.

686
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Speaker 4: He'll be in the British Museum soon enough.

687
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Speaker 5: All right, So what have you touched? That's what we

688
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Speaker 5: want to know this morning on nine four three, let's

689
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Speaker 5: go to Lacey. Good morning, Lacey, Good morning.

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Speaker 15: How are you.

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Speaker 5: I'm good Lacy. Have you a good weekend? Now? What

692
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Speaker 5: have you touched?

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00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 11: I'm probably about ten to nine. Ten years ago we

694
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 11: went to the King Tuton Cameron exhibition at the Melbourne Museum, Wow,

695
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Speaker 11: and I touched an artifact or something that was on display.

696
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Speaker 11: And at the end of the day when we were

697
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Speaker 11: going home, I slipped down the stairs heading down to

698
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Speaker 11: the car park compacted.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you've experienced the curse of tultuen hummel.

700
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Speaker 11: Yeah. I compacted the bottom of my spine and tilted

701
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Speaker 11: my pelvis.

702
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Speaker 5: Oh it was really bad. Yeah, Well, Howard Carter, the

703
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 5: guy that really originally found him, died shortly after finding too,

704
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 5: and the street lights of London all dimmed.

705
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Speaker 4: Giving me flashbacks at the lazy of the time we

706
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Speaker 4: did Egypt on the shows.

707
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Speaker 5: This is all very activating, exciting for me. All right, Lacey,

708
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Speaker 5: thank you very much your story. No so yeah, look

709
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Speaker 5: it up seriously. I can recommend podcasts, books AnyWho. Michelle,

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Michelle, Good morning, Michelle. What have you touched?

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Speaker 9: I touched Molly Meldrum's hat and took it off his head.

712
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Speaker 5: What he touched? This not Molly's hat, the cowboy hat.

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Speaker 9: That's the one.

714
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Speaker 5: What happened.

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Speaker 1: I was at a bar, probably a.

716
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Speaker 9: Few drinks in, of course, and decided to take it

717
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Speaker 9: off his head.

718
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Speaker 7: It didn't go down very well and I got kicked

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Speaker 7: out of the bar.

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Speaker 5: Wow. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And they say that all the lights in London dim dim.

722
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Speaker 5: At the same time, the Curse of Molly Meldrum. Michelle,

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Speaker 5: thank you very much. She called Luke. Good morning, Luke,

724
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Speaker 5: Good morning guys.

725
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Speaker 15: So when I was six years old, I was at

726
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Speaker 15: dipping Pasa and being six natural, things not touched. So

727
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Speaker 15: I touched and was the fire door opened and got

728
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Speaker 15: nipping path that.

729
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Speaker 5: God, you did you see that warning? Hot warning, do

730
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Speaker 5: not touch, do not push. Every kid is going giving

731
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Speaker 5: it a go just to see what happens. Yeah, that's great, Luke,

732
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Speaker 5: thank you very much for your story. Have a good day, Joe.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Joe, Good morning, Joe. What have you touched?

734
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Speaker 8: I've touched Michael Boublat's arm?

735
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Speaker 5: Okay, and uh lucky Michael. And where was this?

736
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Speaker 8: It was that his concert at Rod Labors back in

737
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 8: the day, walking down. He walked down the aisle and

738
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Speaker 8: we were seven rows from the front, and just as

739
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Speaker 8: he got to the our row, security came in. But

740
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Speaker 8: I managed to reach out and just touch his arm.

741
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Speaker 5: I mean, that poor guy. Anytime he goes to walk

742
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Speaker 5: about with the old super fans, it's touch and go

743
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 5: for him. Is it those security? God, maybe should be

744
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 5: signed up by Dana White or the AFL, because if

745
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,399
Speaker 5: they can stop those middle aged ladies trying to touch

746
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 5: a bit of bootley, he.

747
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 4: Needs to keV our vest under that nice dinner too.

748
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 5: He needs to have that oil the buddy head of

749
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Speaker 5: his arms.

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Speaker 2: Christian o'connells show.

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Speaker 5: Podcast Time Down the Show for today's misheard lyrics it's

752
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 5: just another miss heard man day. Christian o'connall's misshard lyrics.

753
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Speaker 5: Everybody on the show, we go into your misheard lyrics,

754
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Speaker 5: Thank you very much. So many of you, every single day,

755
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 5: seven days a week, are sending your misheards through when

756
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 5: we play them back. Then, if you hear this, it

757
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,760
Speaker 5: means we agree with your misheard lyric. If you hear this,

758
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 5: it means it's terrible and we do not hear what

759
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 5: you think you hear. And then for the great ones,

760
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 5: come on in Hall of Fame. It's our Brownlow all right,

761
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 5: So Hall of Famous. Last week Ethan had this one

762
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 5: from David Campbell when She's gone, Wedgie's gone, and Brett

763
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Speaker 5: had this crumbling down John mellon camp My best friend Kate,

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Speaker 5: she loves the kangaroos. That's a great one, isn't it?

765
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 5: All right? Brand new ones, we've got John Poison Unskinny Bop.

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Speaker 5: What's got you so jumpy? Or is it Bond Scott?

767
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:26,359
Speaker 5: You're so jumpy? Isn't it? It's subtle Bond Scott, You're

768
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 5: so jumpy? Yeah? John Well spotted Christner noticed this and

769
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Speaker 5: miss hurt during the Naked Hour on Thursday, jetliner, Steve

770
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Speaker 5: Miller band, big old jet airliner? Or is it Big

771
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 5: Old Jed had a rhino? Big Old Jed had a rhino.

772
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Speaker 5: That's amazing that you that Thursday, Big old Jed how

773
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 5: a rhino. That's a great one. E John's got there

774
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 5: some Jimmy eat World, Grace on the middle, everything, everything,

775
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 5: everything be all right? All right? Or is it? According

776
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 5: to the ears of John Elvis, the pelvis will be

777
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 5: all right?

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00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 4: Listen, you can hear a little bit of Elvis at

779
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 4: the front of Elvi.

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00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 5: Tania Christian, I'm hearing my name in Banana ramas. Robert

781
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 5: de Niro's waiting. Robert Dinnio is waiting, talking Italian, the

782
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 5: original line. You can already hear opinion. Robert DeNiro is

783
00:37:53,640 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 5: waiting talking to Tania. You know what, Yes, Roberts wait

784
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 5: talking to Danya. Great spot by Dania, Hall of favor.

785
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,439
Speaker 5: He's talking about you. Is your song in Edwards huy

786
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 5: Lewis and the News? If this is it? You'll say

787
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 5: anything to avoid a fight? You say anything? Or is

788
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 5: it you'll say anything to a butterfly? There's no possible way, camp,

789
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 5: is there? We all know this. You can't go from

790
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 5: fight to butterfly, you say anything. I think it's there.

791
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 5: Let's go again. You'll say anything to a butterfly, you

792
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 5: say anything. I hear butterfly once more. Back into the left.

793
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Speaker 5: I was approve the footage anything Ian, I'm hearing it

794
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 5: one final one Lynn, Mariah Carey, I stay in love

795
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 5: and I try to front like, oh, well, or is it?

796
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 5: And I'm trying to fart like a well, just say okay,

797
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 5: this is from Lynn. Okay, I'm just a message of

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00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 5: these and I'm trying to fight like a well, that

799
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Speaker 5: is it there?

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Speaker 4: That's a big far.

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00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 5: Definitely is amazing, Lynn, And I'm trying to fart like

802
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Speaker 5: a well.

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Speaker 4: Remember what it us?

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Speaker 14: Now?

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Speaker 5: I want to hear this again and I'm trying to

806
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Speaker 5: fart like a whale. Brilliant. Thank you very much. Everyone

807
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Speaker 5: has always keeps them coming. Christian Christian O'Connell dot com

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Speaker 5: dot au.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

810
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Speaker 5: So Grand Final this weekend back at the MCG for

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Speaker 5: first time in three is it is amazing. We're excited

812
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Speaker 5: and we're stunt about on Wednesday, only two days time.

813
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Speaker 5: Putting your cars on the line, on the line, Come

814
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Speaker 5: put your car on the line, Christian o'connells, put your

815
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Speaker 5: car on the line. Any cars fine.

816
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Speaker 3: For on this since lines.

817
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Speaker 5: So we've been asking over the last week then to

818
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Speaker 5: lend us your car. Put your car on the line,

819
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Speaker 5: because come Wednesday, legends young and old are going to

820
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Speaker 5: be rolling up kicking the footee over your cars to

821
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Speaker 5: see how many cars can they clear. The winner gets

822
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Speaker 5: five thousand dollars in cash thanks to Sheen Panel Service.

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Speaker 5: Had a car accident, call Sheen first. They provide an

824
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Speaker 5: excellent placement vile no costume. Twenty sixteens all across Victoria A,

825
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Speaker 5: teas and seas applying. We've had all kinds of offers

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Speaker 5: of all kinds of cars.

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Speaker 7: Hi, Christian, my name is Maya. I'm ten years old.

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Speaker 7: I want to nominate my dad to put the car

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Speaker 7: on the line. His favorite thing is the car and

830
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Speaker 7: it's the peacock green color an SSV redline. My dad

831
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Speaker 7: can kick and football real far, and I've seen him

832
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Speaker 7: do it before and he can do it from sixty

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Speaker 7: five meters. Christiane, if you want to talk to my mummy,

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Speaker 7: King Ringer and I'm sorted air.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, look after the fat that beautiful girls. It's his

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Speaker 5: favorite thing. His favorite thing is the cargs gorgeous daughter.

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Speaker 5: His favorite thing. He likes me, but that car. So

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Speaker 5: how many cars we got at the moment.

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Speaker 4: We got twenty cars. Rum to squeeze a few more

840
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Speaker 4: and people are still interested, including some amazing ones that

841
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Speaker 4: have been given to us, donated all by listeners, the

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Speaker 4: yellow Interceptor from mad Max. We've got a police cruiser,

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Speaker 4: a fire engine, a nineteen to twenty five hot rod,

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Speaker 4: a hearse, a cherry picker and is this right? We've

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Speaker 4: added Sheen Company repair card. So is she going to

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Speaker 4: have a repair car on site to fix any dint

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Speaker 4: and d This is amazing, that.

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Speaker 5: Is smart thinking. My scene is that they are the

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Speaker 5: perfect sponsor for this. So it's an open challenge. We

850
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Speaker 5: have the last few spaces then for last few cars.

851
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Speaker 5: We want to get around twenty five, don't we? And

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Speaker 5: then also the last few spaces are only room for

853
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Speaker 5: about another few more kickers that want to come down

854
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Speaker 5: as well. The big prize is five thousand dollars in cash.

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Speaker 5: This is a high pressure you're only going to get

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Speaker 5: one go at kicking it as well. Now we need location.

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Speaker 5: You know, last week we had a girl we were

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Speaker 5: saying we need a location for this. We found it

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Speaker 5: quite hard to get hold of overs because some of

860
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 5: these people belly believable. They don't want twenty five carss

861
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 5: precious about that over and about the cricket getting ready.

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Speaker 5: But we do have a venue, thank you very much too.

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Speaker 5: I mean this is going to be incredible obviously, the

864
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Speaker 5: MCG in action this weekend. We've got our own MCG. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: where's it going to be?

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Speaker 12: Hey, Christian, it's no from the Middle Park Balls Club

867
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Speaker 12: can't wait to have you here for them.

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Speaker 5: Who's kicking?

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Speaker 4: Sorry I was laughing at something earlier.

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Speaker 5: You think footy, right, you think MCG. The next thing

871
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 5: that comes to your mind for your family fortunes, you go,

872
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 5: you go bowls club? You do you think bowls club?

873
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 12: Sorry, it's from the Middle Park Balls Club. Can't wait

874
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 12: to have you here for the longest kicked. We got

875
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 12: plenty of space for all the cars and all the people.

876
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 12: There will be bowlers on the bowling greens, so I

877
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 12: hope you trust your kick is not to hit any

878
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 12: one in the head. Looking forward to having the biggest

879
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 12: thing going on in Melbourne here on Wednesday. Can't wait

880
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 12: to see you all here. At Middle Park Bowls Club.

881
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 5: What could possibly go wrong? Old timers to the left.

882
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 5: No wait, we're not waking out. It gets better. At

883
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 5: the end of the car part is a big old

884
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 5: cycle track, right, so people are going to be sight

885
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 5: that's an actual an extra point if you hit one

886
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 5: of them. No, no, I'm not joking, but there is

887
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 5: actually perhapsly there's a cycle track at the end of

888
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 5: this car park. There's only about fifty meters long, isn't it.

889
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 4: We thought covering the insurance for people hitting cars was

890
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 4: the worst thing. That's like priorly number three old timers

891
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 4: and people on BIEA major worries.

892
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 5: Now, yes, not just that. You might think. There are

893
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 5: so many great, big car parks here, right, loads of

894
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 5: open space. The run up where the kick has been

895
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 5: doing is from under some trees.

896
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,479
Speaker 4: We got shown an aerial photo of it with people

897
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 4: driving by.

898
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 5: Aren't going to think that's gonna be That's gotta be

899
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 5: a breakfast show doing something a mesa right now? They say,

900
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 5: who are those hoons? Are they drunk? Are they high?

901
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 5: Right now?

902
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: Oh?

903
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 5: People playing balls? And well these idiots are running from

904
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 5: under tree covers and kicking a car.

905
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:29,280
Speaker 4: Through the trees.

906
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 5: A start kicker, Middle Park Bowling Club MCG Middle Bark

907
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 5: Bowling Club. They go together, they go together. I'm for one.

908
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 5: I'm excited me too, just as well we had no

909
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 5: other offers. We weren't going to be able to do

910
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 5: this without a bowling.

911
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 4: Now you're giggling.

912
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,720
Speaker 5: No, no, I'm sobbing with the relief that we've actually

913
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 5: found somewhere at the eleventh hour Middle Park Bowling Club.

914
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 5: Oh what do you get when you come down there? Well,

915
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 5: football's have been supplied by Pat Well have I got

916
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 5: all this? Who comes back? This supplied the footballs, the

917
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 5: winner's trophy, diamond Valley Trophy center, electromagnetic numbers one to

918
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 5: twenty five balls, eye target for vehicles, fifty breakfast, bacon

919
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 5: and their rolls if you want to come down, and

920
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 5: fifty coffees. Just fifty, keep it.

921
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 3: Limited, out with it said all the budget will allow.

922
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 5: No, no, no, it's only got one old time and

923
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 5: making the coffee up in the bowls old ted work

924
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 5: in there, man and boy anymore? I tell you only fifty?

925
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 5: All right? Who come down? Just to see what it

926
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 5: looks like kicking competition in the car park of a

927
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 5: bowls car. This is as well. We're off for a

928
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 5: week and a half so we.

929
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 4: Can distant tell sales cyclos who comes off the bark.

930
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,959
Speaker 5: I bumped into a rival breakfast show to their hosts

931
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 5: right on Friday and they're off this week and they

932
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 5: were like, what are you doing on the show this week?

933
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 5: I didn't want to say balls club all big stuff

934
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 5: all right, kickers, last chance to give and join us

935
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 5: and cars coming to the bulls Club.

936
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

937
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 5: John producers just told me, hey, listen Middle Park Bowls Club,

938
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 5: one of Melbourne's oldest bowls club. That's right, some of

939
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 5: the original stuff still working there. Hey, Ted, have about

940
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 5: another one of those coffees come Wednesday. Then when we

941
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 5: are all lining up to try and win five thousand

942
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 5: dollars seeing how many cars can you kick the footy over?

943
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 5: The first person kicking having a go at this who

944
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 5: thinks they're going to be setting the gold standard clearing

945
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 5: at least fifty is someone who has a swagger about

946
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 5: him every single day in the studio with me and

947
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 5: chat and that's producer Rio today. Extra the chest is

948
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 5: even bigger out, isn't it.

949
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 4: The Swan scarf is on he's had a big weekend.

950
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 4: He's from Sydney.

951
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 5: Originally he's going to the Grand Final. His team in

952
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,280
Speaker 5: the Grand Final and he's kicking. He thinks to glory

953
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 5: come Wednesday.

954
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 4: And already arrogant boy gets more agon. Yeah, it has

955
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 4: been a hell of a weekend. It's gonna be a

956
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 4: big week. It's gonna be a big week for me.

957
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 14: I think I can inspire the Swans actually to Grand

958
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,280
Speaker 14: Final success on Wednesday.

959
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 5: I know that I've been struggling this year, struggling.

960
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 4: They'll be looking to me and they say, can he

961
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 4: do it?

962
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 14: He's up against it, fifteen listeners, all gunning for his head,

963
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,280
Speaker 14: all the pressure on him. The ball's gonna sail forty

964
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 14: fifty sixty.

965
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 5: That's a cycle park. We can't have that, Albert Park.

966
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 5: We can't go that. All right, So you've got I've noticed,

967
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 5: see you've got three songs for me to play here.

968
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 5: What are these?

969
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 7: Yeah?

970
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 14: I thought maybe just as a bit of you know,

971
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 14: to give it a bit more on the day, I

972
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 14: would like to personally request some walkout music as obviously

973
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 14: the favorite as all.

974
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 5: Right, so the listeners aren't going to walk out music,

975
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 5: but you.

976
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 4: I the Viper needs workout music.

977
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, So now in my mind now it's

978
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 5: like a w do we you're walking out there McMahon style. Okay,

979
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,800
Speaker 5: So what is this is the first option.

980
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 14: Fantom, the Phantom of the Opera. I want to strike

981
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,240
Speaker 14: fear into the heart of my opponents.

982
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 5: I gotta be honest. It just sounds like a school production.

983
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,240
Speaker 4: This is he is the scariest character in film history.

984
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,399
Speaker 5: If you're a joke, the hardest.

985
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 4: Is the power of song. Of all the great villains,

986
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 4: he's got a spooky.

987
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 5: Face, so so.

988
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 6: The power.

989
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 4: And that's what this walkout song would do. Much like

990
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 4: The Phantom.

991
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 5: He hasn't got show tunes lined up as he.

992
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 4: Andrew Lloyd Webber the scariest man in the world. Then

993
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 4: that's not lame. That's very cool.

994
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 5: All right.

995
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 4: This next one, that's a classic dark Vader. I feel

996
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 4: like I'm in a similar position to Darth Vader. I'm

997
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,320
Speaker 4: the rightful heir to the throne.

998
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 5: Here.

999
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 4: I've got these pest real trunk for the weekend. Maybe

1000
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 4: you're just kicking's.

1001
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 5: Getting into his origin story. Jack.

1002
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 4: We're in the car club and that is where I'll

1003
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:18,280
Speaker 4: find my glory.

1004
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 5: Then there's this one. We're in the Middle East of bizarre.

1005
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 5: It's what I'm iing, a Turkish rug. What is this now?

1006
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,720
Speaker 4: I've really had to lean into the viper nickname.

1007
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,879
Speaker 14: It's a nickname I gave myself when I moved down

1008
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 14: to Melbourne's. It hasn't really stuck as well as I'm

1009
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 14: like the Footy club, the guys the footy club kind of,

1010
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 14: that's the Viper.

1011
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 4: So this is snake Charmer music, the Viper.

1012
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 5: I really really, I don't know if you come out

1013
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 5: with recorder and then.

1014
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 10: Maybe some some robes, No Patsy, someone else, someone from

1015
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 10: the team should be playing the recorder.

1016
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 5: I hated him as he walks out and you.

1017
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 4: Come out of basket. Yeah, smoke machine.

1018
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 5: Machine. Those poor old people can think. The walls kicked

1019
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 5: off again. Blitz is back. Get to the shows. Smoke

1020
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 5: billowing out of a bolt? All right, what do we want?

1021
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 12: This is?

1022
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 5: Are we going? Are we really going for? Are we

1023
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 5: doing this?

1024
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 4: It's not even scary, you're just confused people.

1025
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 5: Rio. I'll let you check your pickets either this. No,

1026
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 5: we can't put it off.

1027
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 4: I'm going to go the snake.

1028
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 5: Sho it's so bad.

1029
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast.

1030
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 5: This week, we all know it. It was supposed to

1031
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 5: be Guinea Pig Awareness Week. We're all looking forward to it,

1032
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 5: regular fans of the show, and I've been counting down

1033
00:50:54,920 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 5: to g P as we call it, Guinea Big Awareness Week. However,

1034
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 5: there has been a statement by Guinea Pig Awareen this

1035
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 5: week in recognition of her majesty, Queen Liz with the

1036
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 5: second funeral, we are postponing Guinea Pig Aware this week

1037
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 5: because who's kicking? Because when you think about the Queen,

1038
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 5: you think about her life, you think about the Corkies,

1039
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 5: you think about the horses, and you think about the

1040
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 5: guinea pigs. I think Prince Andrew's looking after the Corgies

1041
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 5: and those the royal guinea pigs as well. Just so

1042
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 5: if we're can all love Dot of Diary, it's this

1043
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 5: next Monday is going to be now Guinea Pig Aware

1044
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 5: this week has been moved back a week. It's the

1045
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 5: right thing to do.

1046
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 4: Are you thinking? Do I bring all the decorations inside

1047
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 4: and put him out again next month?

1048
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 5: What she would have wanted? With all this news about rodents,

1049
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 5: we're looking for your rodent movies. Getting my time wasted?

1050
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 5: I don't woneize what a broad family the Rodent family is.

1051
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 5: As you're about to find out, Rodent movies. What are

1052
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 5: they all watching on the Old Rodent Channel? Wow, Saturday Night,

1053
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 5: Beaver Gold, Big Mama's Mouse, Silver, More to Wombat. Yeah,

1054
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 5: oh yeah, look it up. The Weasel of Oz, Silver,

1055
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,240
Speaker 5: My Ferret, Lady Gold.

1056
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 4: I'd like to see that movie they're in, Picturing A Ferret.

1057
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 5: Tells Again, harnessing the power of music, A singing Ferret,

1058
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 5: My Ferret Lady. Ten things I hate about shrew Silver?

1059
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,280
Speaker 5: Yeah right, all right, Jack, What have you got? Rodent movies?

1060
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:53,280
Speaker 10: The Micey DUTs, Yeah, Silver, J're Billy Madison, Gold Edwards,

1061
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 10: Squirrel Hands, Silver, Chinchillas.

1062
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 5: In the Mist. No, Chinchilla's in the myst That's good.

1063
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 5: That's gol and great straying film.

1064
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 4: Two Hands, Heath led Joe, Two Hamsters.

1065
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:07,959
Speaker 5: You've just put hamsters in there.

1066
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 14: You.

1067
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 10: Know, you know, the last puzzle piece in a dusaw,

1068
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 10: A thousand piece puzzle, so perfect.

1069
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1070
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,840
Speaker 5: Christian Wondering if you'll be doing the whole show live

1071
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:30,319
Speaker 5: Wednesday from the Bowling Club. Dare We Dream? Wow? Thought

1072
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,800
Speaker 5: of it. Now live from a car park, stop it.

1073
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 5: It's going to go to my head and the funeral today.

1074
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 5: What an epic week to have those two things forty

1075
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:49,879
Speaker 5: eight hours apart. Just huge. All right, then we're looking

1076
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 5: for your rodent movies. Ferret Buner's Day Off, good but simple,

1077
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 5: silver killed Ja Bill Gold. Now that's more like a

1078
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 5: world and Nathan, we're looking for rodent movies. Dude wears

1079
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 5: my cheese gold, one of the best. Dude wears mine.

1080
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:18,240
Speaker 5: We've had all variations of the year. Weekend at Ferrets Bronze,

1081
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 5: the Guinea Pig Lebowski silver, I know what you Beavered

1082
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 5: last Summer Bronze, Saving Private Ratty Cat. We've got you.

1083
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:32,399
Speaker 5: We never need a rat down, John, that's very good.

1084
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:39,479
Speaker 5: Twelve Angry Gophers Bronze, Bohemian Ratsody gold, that's what Sean

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Speaker 5: Beaverly Hills cop gold plus Yes, excelsior. Matthew McDougal, well done.

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Speaker 5: Dude wears my beaver silver, wonder one bat silver, ham

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Speaker 5: Star is Born silver, Pus mice age gold from Angus

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Speaker 5: Who's seven. Oh no, there's something about Mary becomes There's

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Speaker 5: something about a flying mouse. No, no, Paul and cooee

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Speaker 5: rare last week he should have had the week off.

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Speaker 5: Retire the great see this one. Just come in The

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Speaker 5: Greatest Show Rat. That's gold pluff. Will you win the show?

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Speaker 5: The Greatest Show? Rat? I know what you did last

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Speaker 5: Hamster Bronze.

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Speaker 4: They're getting worse, they're getting better.

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Speaker 5: The Place behind the Porcupines silver plus The Curious Case

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Speaker 5: of Benjamin Beaver silver. Leave the Beavers alone now, I

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Speaker 5: think the squirrel squad? What's the what's suicide card? Exactly?

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Speaker 5: You're quite right, all right? Who wins? Who's the best

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Speaker 5: one there?

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Speaker 4: Beverly Hills copy.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Question Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Every week we do something called the Naked Hour, where

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Speaker 5: we give you a theme and you pick all the songs.

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Speaker 5: And we love doing this, but we thought we'd do

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Speaker 5: a different one. Tomorrow. We're all going to be well,

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Speaker 5: many of us will be watching the funeral tonight. Over

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Speaker 5: four billion around the world. We'll be watching and paying

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Speaker 5: respects to what's been an extraordinary life of the queen.

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Speaker 5: And however you feel about the monarch and whatever comes

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Speaker 5: next to Australia, I think it's just an amazing moment

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Speaker 5: in time in history. To mark the parson of someone

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Speaker 5: who has been what she said you do when she

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Speaker 5: became the Queen of England. That's been an amazing servant

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Speaker 5: to the country at the time. It's various parts of

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Speaker 5: the world as well. So tomorrow we're going to have

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Speaker 5: a Royal Hour. So if there's any song that sums

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Speaker 5: up to you how you feel what the Queen means

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Speaker 5: to you. The other thing I want to do tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: Over the weekend, I was waiting for a coffee and

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Speaker 5: I got chatting to one of our listeners who told

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Speaker 5: me that he's been in fifteen car accidents, right, And

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Speaker 5: I simply said, I don't believe you. You know, when

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Speaker 5: someone says something so incredible, you actually say I don't

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Speaker 5: believe you. He said. Everyone always says that, but I have.

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Speaker 5: I've been in fifteen car accent. So tomorrow I want

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Speaker 5: to know what is your story that is so barely believable.

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Speaker 5: People actually don't believe it's true. We've got this ready.

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Speaker 5: Nobody's Christian, believe it or not. I swear this is true.

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Speaker 5: We're all we will hear your stories, okay.

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