Speaker 1: It's a Christian comms show podcast.
Speaker 2: How long are the like podcasts available? They're not going
Speaker 2: to be still around like a hundred years time where
Speaker 2: people can listen back to what we did for a living.
Speaker 2: This is what we did with our time on planet Earth.
Speaker 2: And so I wonder when the kids are older, they
Speaker 2: are not not alive anymore and they're explaining to their
Speaker 2: kids what their granddad used to do, and they will
Speaker 2: hear what I actually did do and go what.
Speaker 3: I agree, they should be more disposable. I think they
Speaker 3: should maybe like a twenty four hour livespan and then
Speaker 3: they're gone.
Speaker 2: Just evaporates and we just don't talk about it. There's
Speaker 2: certainly no permanent record of it anyway. Good morning guys,
Speaker 2: Good morning Christian. So yesterday we were talking about how
Speaker 2: are we're going to be going out for a dinner
Speaker 2: yesterday evening with the big Big Boss, not just our
Speaker 2: daily boss, but like all bosses, there's always a boss
Speaker 2: of the boss of the bosses, boss's boss.
Speaker 4: It was the Big Boss.
Speaker 3: He made a joke last night about flying in our
Speaker 3: private chat. I actually it's not.
Speaker 2: Big on humor sometime, was that guy, Because when you're
Speaker 2: that senior management. It's a very serious business, you know,
Speaker 2: because they know about the spreadsheets in the head. So
Speaker 2: yesterday evening we went to a restaurant recommended by your wife.
Speaker 2: I have to say it was amazing. I thought it
Speaker 2: was a beautiful food. It's a really really nice place,
Speaker 2: very cool place. It was only the second time I
Speaker 2: ever been to Lygon Streets with it going back tonight.
Speaker 4: It's really cool. What an amazing little harry that is. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I loved it.
Speaker 2: What was the name of the restaurant, Lagoon Dining. It
Speaker 2: was the Cool Dining, very very cool place when we
Speaker 2: got there. It's one of these places where they have
Speaker 2: to explain the menu to you know, and sometimes I
Speaker 2: get a bit irritated. If you've got to explain the menu,
Speaker 2: it's just already too much of a fat going on.
Speaker 2: So start to explain the menu and the bigger dishes
Speaker 2: the smaller dishes. No straightaway because there was what was
Speaker 2: a six of us. Ye, no one took charge. And
Speaker 2: normally when I go out my wife does that. It
Speaker 2: starts ordering for me. There was a strange no man's
Speaker 2: land yesterday. No one wanted to be sort of the
Speaker 2: leader of the table. The boss obviously didn't want to
Speaker 2: sort of boss us. And there was that strange bit
Speaker 2: for five ten minutes where nothing was happening, drinks were
Speaker 2: being ordered, no food, Everyone just sort of sat there.
Speaker 3: We were at risk really of sitting there for two hours.
Speaker 2: We could still be there now politely not know what
Speaker 2: he's paying is the order for us?
Speaker 4: He's the big boss? How does this work?
Speaker 2: And then when we finally got to wad of some drinks,
Speaker 2: do you remember what you said to a lady.
Speaker 4: When she said the drink? And I said, and Jack
Speaker 4: actually said to her, don't think you heard it, Pats.
Speaker 4: You were in that little what was that strange end
Speaker 4: of the table where you were There was like no
Speaker 4: lights there, Pats, I know i'd hear a voice coming
Speaker 4: out the back of the cave.
Speaker 2: Is that Patsy in there? Jack actually said to the waitress,
Speaker 2: I have a beer?
Speaker 4: Please? Do you have beer?
Speaker 2: Like we gone to the only place in Melbourne that
Speaker 2: doesn't aim know of beer and might not have bit.
Speaker 3: In the you couldn't see it in the on the
Speaker 3: men drinks.
Speaker 4: Around for a couple of centuries. But if you'd have beer?
Speaker 4: Do you have beer?
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's fantastic it's ten minutes past six. Coming
Speaker 2: up next, we're telling about today's show.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: So tomorrow will be our last show of the year. Yeah.
Speaker 2: This morning I had to check my daughter drop her
Speaker 2: off at ten to five to go and do her rowing,
Speaker 2: and I said to her, I've only got two shows
Speaker 2: left this year. She was like, what what are you
Speaker 2: going to do. We've still got on the four weeks
Speaker 2: at school. Like, how can you finish in the middle
Speaker 2: of November when I know that those are the rules
Speaker 2: all breakfast shows around So we all finish tomorrow.
Speaker 4: It is obscene, especially here in.
Speaker 2: Melbourne where some of you are last chunk of you
Speaker 2: are only just back on the roads going to work.
Speaker 3: It doesn't really make sense because nobody's on holidays yet.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm taking it. I'm not putting my hand
Speaker 3: up to do more voluntary work up until Christmas. But
Speaker 3: it really doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: No, So tomorrow is the last show of the year.
Speaker 2: And so this week if you want one of our
Speaker 2: Christmas cars, we've got show Christmas car.
Speaker 4: We're signing them all. We've got a couple of hundred.
Speaker 2: We'll send them out to you just email me Christian
Speaker 2: gold one I four to three dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: Do you know we've had quest from Poland, Germany and Argentina. Yeah,
Speaker 2: people listening on the iHeart platform all over the world
Speaker 2: talking to Argentina. Argentina will be in a day of
Speaker 2: mourning right now, a week of morning because their greatest son,
Speaker 2: the Diego Maradonna, proper wayward genius of a football, the
Speaker 2: greatest player of my generation. I love watching Maradonna play,
Speaker 2: but I also hated him deeply as well. I think
Speaker 2: it sport throws up these nemesis, doesn't it. Where there
Speaker 2: are some players who are just they have an undeniable greatness,
Speaker 2: it's barely human. And that was Mara Donna. But to
Speaker 2: every England fan, he's also hated because of this. The
Speaker 2: hand of God.
Speaker 5: Just walked away from huddle, then.
Speaker 4: An appealing for our time.
Speaker 5: The ball came back after of Steve Hutch and Maradonna.
Speaker 5: This Argentina, the league, the England players protesting to the reverie.
Speaker 5: But the little man who started by walking past when
Speaker 5: Hoddle that's where the ball came from. Hans Mardonna had
Speaker 5: continued the run forward.
Speaker 3: And the goal is interesting, so that covent Tator didn't
Speaker 3: even say at the time that he's touched with his hand.
Speaker 2: So that was from nineteen eighty six. Dune the twenty
Speaker 2: second the Azteca Stadium. It's the quarter finals of the
Speaker 2: World Cup that was being hosted in Mexico, England versus Argentina.
Speaker 2: And you know these days it's all instant replay in
Speaker 2: var and there are so many different lines when the
Speaker 2: referee didn't have a clear view of it. When you
Speaker 2: look back now it's a clear handball. So not only
Speaker 2: should the goal been disallowed, but also Maradonna should have got
Speaker 2: a yellow card. But you know we all watching, everyone
Speaker 2: saw it and it was infuriatoring. I remember I was
Speaker 2: watching that game, so I was thirteen. It's the World Cup.
Speaker 2: England had made through the quarter finals. We had a
Speaker 2: great team then as well. But you're up against one
Speaker 2: of the greatest players ever, Maridonna. In that commentary from
Speaker 2: Brian Moore when he says, Mara Donna just walks past Hoddle,
Speaker 2: Hoddle was one of the greatest players as well of
Speaker 2: the modern game. English player hes Marion just walked past
Speaker 2: him like it was a kid in the part, but
Speaker 2: there was no I remember my dad got so upset
Speaker 2: with that he stormed out the front room where we
Speaker 2: watched the game with his brother and my uncle, and
Speaker 2: he didn't return to watch the rest of the game.
Speaker 2: My dad was so angry he went for a walk
Speaker 2: because the cheating Argentinian as he called. My dad was
Speaker 2: so angry that and the annoying thing was Maradonna was
Speaker 2: so great. So four minutes later in the same game,
Speaker 2: so they got one of the most controversial dodgy goals ever.
Speaker 2: The after the game, Mara Donna just said he shrugged
Speaker 2: it off and said it was the hand of God.
Speaker 4: It wasn't a cheating aid right.
Speaker 2: Four minutes later, the England team are just crestfalling their angry,
Speaker 2: their heads are down. Mara Donna then goes to score
Speaker 2: another goal four minutes later. That goal go on YouTube
Speaker 2: today and see it. One of the greatest goals ever.
Speaker 2: They called it goal of the century. And so England
Speaker 2: crashed out two to one and then four. Whenever we
Speaker 2: talk about the World Cup, Mara Donna's name always gives up.
Speaker 3: And then your dad got home from his walking.
Speaker 4: Again, He's got another one.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jack and I just remembered another thing the big Big
Speaker 2: Boss said yesterday about the show, because they he flew
Speaker 2: in from Sydney, the big boss that run this radio station,
Speaker 2: quite a few others around Australia came in.
Speaker 4: Yes, they took us out to dinner. What were his
Speaker 4: words about the compliment he gave the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard to suck a compliment out of him,
Speaker 3: but he goes at one stage, he goes, I guess
Speaker 3: the show is pretty established now.
Speaker 2: And that's as good as a compliment you can get.
Speaker 2: You know, is that actually a compliment?
Speaker 4: Is it like twenty percent of a compliment?
Speaker 2: So listen, if you're listening to the show, feel good
Speaker 2: about yourself that you are listening to a show that
Speaker 2: is pretty established right now.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Everyone who's emailing asking for a Christmas card, I have
Speaker 2: to be honest, every single email that comes to I
Speaker 2: haven't those of people's addresses. Just to sort of see
Speaker 2: the street names thing, Oh I know that one or
Speaker 2: I don't know that one. I'm thinking, do you know,
Speaker 2: by the way, how many of us googled this? How
Speaker 2: many streets are there in Melbourne?
Speaker 3: A great questions. Half a million. No, that's too many,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 2: Half there's no city in the world, right, London or Paris.
Speaker 4: Half? The answer is two hundred and ninety nine. It is.
Speaker 3: It says here there's more than two hundred and ninety
Speaker 3: nine street.
Speaker 2: There are two hundred and ninety nine streets in Melbourne. Yeah,
Speaker 2: two hundred ninety nine. Google to it out of interest.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you know what I want to do next year?
Speaker 2: Out of all of next year, across next year, I
Speaker 2: want to see if we can see if we can
Speaker 2: speak to a listener who lives in every or something
Speaker 2: to do with every single almost three hundred streets of Melbourne.
Speaker 3: You know, Tony Martin, the comedian walked every street in Melbourne,
Speaker 3: well half a million he took. He took a year
Speaker 3: off comedy and him and his wife walked every street
Speaker 3: in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: What do you mean, so they do one street and
Speaker 4: then we'll do a couple more.
Speaker 3: Just cross it off. Yeah, every day, just across a few.
Speaker 2: He took a year off comedy to do that. That's
Speaker 2: such a Tony mark thing to do. How amazing?
Speaker 4: All right, Haysler Party is your home for all your emails?
Speaker 4: The bulkho ons.
Speaker 2: We've got since yesterday's show are about the weakest claim
Speaker 2: to fame, which is something we do every Wednesday on
Speaker 2: the show. We're asked going to call up until us
Speaker 2: your weakest claim to Fane, Rennie has got this one, Christian.
Speaker 2: My weakest claim to Fane is that my three year
Speaker 2: old son plays Toady's illegitimate love child on neighbors.
Speaker 4: It's too good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you all three yeld boy is Toady's an
Speaker 2: interestimate love child?
Speaker 4: No, Christian.
Speaker 2: My weakest claim to Faine this comes from Sally. About
Speaker 2: fifteen years ago, my husband and myself were gone to
Speaker 2: see keillying Heidi at the Middle Hotel in Ferntree Gully.
Speaker 2: After an awesome night, we were standing out front waiting
Speaker 2: for our taxi home when a limousine pulled up. By coincident,
Speaker 2: one of our friends knew the driver and he offered
Speaker 2: us a lift home. The driver informed us that he
Speaker 2: had just dropped off Delta Gudram from an appearance, and
Speaker 2: I was I was sitting in the seat where moments
Speaker 2: before Delta Gudram had week.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's more, thank you, Sally. Christian.
Speaker 2: My sister once sat on a plane next to a
Speaker 2: guy who was the drummer from Joan Armour Trading's band.
Speaker 2: Second mention of a drama this week. Remember Darren Costam
Speaker 2: when he found out We didn't know he was until
Speaker 2: yesterday's show, the drama from Wang Chung.
Speaker 3: Third drummer. Actually, remember someone was married knew someone who
Speaker 3: was married to the drummer friends the rum.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's right, yeah, third drummer. Yes, that's perfect. Film.
Speaker 2: Christian I sold Shirley Strachan from Skyhook's Cocktail Frankfurters. I
Speaker 2: worked in the Delia Safeway back in nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 2: That's some recall to remember a week claim to fame
Speaker 2: from nineteen eighty three working on the deli counter at Safeways,
Speaker 2: and I remember he remember giggling and so did some
Speaker 2: of the other girls work in there when he asked
Speaker 2: for some little boys, which is what everyone wants to
Speaker 2: call the cocktail Frankfurters.
Speaker 4: That's from Michelle. And then last one here from Scott.
Speaker 2: Back in the late nineties, we went to see We
Speaker 2: Will Rock You in Melbourne on the in the first week,
Speaker 2: We're sitting in the back grow on the ground seating
Speaker 2: behind us was a mixer or a lighting box anyway.
Speaker 2: Halfway through the show, I caught something at the corner
Speaker 2: of my eye. It was Brian May, guitarist with Queen,
Speaker 2: leaning over the seats a few meters away. I tapped
Speaker 2: my friends the shoulder and whispered, that's Brian May from Queen.
Speaker 2: We both started staring and I was trying to point
Speaker 2: in the darkness to Brian May exactly the same time
Speaker 2: Brian May looked at us and then back to a
Speaker 2: way into the shadows. That is my lamest claim to fine.
Speaker 2: Thank you Scott. That is perfect. Have you ever got
Speaker 2: any emails for the show? Weakest claim to feine or
Speaker 2: anything late to the party? No topic that we ever
Speaker 2: talked about is completely dead. If you can verify Jack's
Speaker 2: claim that there are half a million streets in Melbourne,
Speaker 2: email me Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot aus.
Speaker 1: Christian i'connell the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, so once a week on the show, run
Speaker 2: about this the secret of the show, the partner show.
Speaker 2: The boss doesn't listen too. Will just ask you a
Speaker 2: simple question, what are you up to right now? And
Speaker 2: that's all we need to answer That question. Don't need
Speaker 2: to tell us a story of try and make it funny,
Speaker 2: to simply tell us the answer to the question what
Speaker 2: are you doing right now? While the show is on
Speaker 2: in the background, to forget this is a pretty established
Speaker 2: show now these days, not our words words of senior
Speaker 2: management last night at dinner.
Speaker 4: Pretty established. What are you up to right now?
Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast?
Speaker 2: All right, we're asking you what are you up to
Speaker 2: right now? I'm doing this show, but I've also got
Speaker 2: a tab open up on my Google search at the moment,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to find out more information about the two
Speaker 2: hundred and ninety nine streets.
Speaker 4: In Melbourne and the CBD.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at top ten here that people have ranked
Speaker 2: people of Melbourne of their the best streets in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I would put my guests at number one
Speaker 3: for Flinders Street.
Speaker 4: Number five. Oh no, Patty, I'll give you a.
Speaker 6: Guess, Colin Street, because it's beautiful.
Speaker 4: It's a perising Number three. Number one is Elizabeth Street.
Speaker 2: Elizabeth Street, get this, According to one reviewer, a street
Speaker 2: for now and the future.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to lines and ask what you
Speaker 4: up to right now?
Speaker 7: Nicole good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good Nicole. What are you up to right now? Mate?
Speaker 8: I'm just picking up my daughter from msect from water
Speaker 8: polo training five thirty am.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, drop my daughter off to school at ten
Speaker 2: to five. She was off to go row in this morning.
Speaker 2: So how many times a week have you got to
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 8: Three times a week?
Speaker 4: Oh my, how old are kid?
Speaker 8: She's only stay and I've got two the same age
Speaker 8: as yours.
Speaker 2: Right, and do you have the same trouble I do
Speaker 2: of getting them out of that bed in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's a nightmare at twenty plus four getting a teenager
Speaker 2: out of bed. They're so yesterday evening I had to
Speaker 2: get everything to you do you have to? Don't think
Speaker 2: where you get everything ready? So there's a little kind
Speaker 2: of conflict in the morning.
Speaker 9: My goodness.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The water bottle, yeah, the water bottles there, everything's labeled up.
Speaker 4: Your food for grunting, christal grunting. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And they love to have a bit of chit chat
Speaker 2: on that drive to school. I got told to turn
Speaker 2: it down when you're not doing the radio show yet.
Speaker 4: How many Yes, you're quite right, So you've got to
Speaker 4: have three times a week.
Speaker 3: Yes, and you sit in the car while you wait
Speaker 3: for him to do it.
Speaker 10: Sometimes I run around out, but Park I can swallow.
Speaker 4: So that's kind of you.
Speaker 2: That is that part of an environmental agency that you do.
Speaker 2: That is just a voluntearity work, voluntary.
Speaker 8: Work that you dope, volunteer work. So I'm doing my bit.
Speaker 2: Listen, if you ever sat there in that car board
Speaker 2: give us a show.
Speaker 4: We'll put you to you so you can be a
Speaker 4: researcher for the show.
Speaker 2: We're always needing to set of hands. At the moment
Speaker 2: we're trying to work out how many streets are in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: If you're ever.
Speaker 3: Board ways out.
Speaker 4: Yes, be part of the show. All right, Nicole, thank
Speaker 4: you very much you call. Have a good day.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Bye bye. Rob, good morning morning. That's a safe.
Speaker 9: Christian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good Rob.
Speaker 4: What are you up to right now?
Speaker 11: I'm driving a school bus at Manon, heading here for
Speaker 11: Patsy's neighbor of neighborhood at the moment.
Speaker 4: And are the kids all on board?
Speaker 1: No, not a yet.
Speaker 9: I'm heading there to pick them.
Speaker 4: Upright And do you have the show on the radio
Speaker 4: on the school bus?
Speaker 1: I certainly do, good Man.
Speaker 4: That is great. There's no other station I have, good Man.
Speaker 4: And what's the reaction from the kids.
Speaker 2: Do you ever look in the mirror they sing along
Speaker 2: to the songs or laughing at the hilariously funny bits
Speaker 2: we do.
Speaker 11: Oh yes, some of the songs I get it so,
Speaker 11: especially by Jackson. So when you play a bit of
Speaker 11: the old music, they're not too bad.
Speaker 2: Rob, you have a great day, Thanks to God again, mate,
Speaker 2: have a great excellent I have all the artists.
Speaker 4: You had to pick that one. Jackie. Good morning in
Speaker 4: Christine here going. I'm good Jackie. What are you up
Speaker 4: to right now?
Speaker 10: I'm driving home from night jeps?
Speaker 4: All right, what have you been doing overnight? Overnight?
Speaker 8: I waked down at boy Scouts stealing Hastings pak paint
Speaker 8: color burn. So yeah, we're listening to.
Speaker 4: You all night as well.
Speaker 8: Sorry about Scooby.
Speaker 12: Doo and your milk and cheese sandwich from yesterday's show.
Speaker 2: So yes, often when we're reminded of what we said yesterday,
Speaker 2: it's nothing but a deep shame. Imagine you said that
Speaker 2: to another adult. Hey, that job you did yesterday, you know,
Speaker 2: Scooby Doo. All right, Jackie, have a good rest and sleep.
Speaker 12: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: All right, take care mate, Bye.
Speaker 1: Hello Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So tomorrow's show with the last one you hear from
Speaker 2: us this year. The band news about that is already
Speaker 2: My wife yesterday starts to give me a list of
Speaker 2: tasks that now I'm captive at home, no ex use
Speaker 2: of the radio show. Mysterious phone calls that I need
Speaker 2: to go and make, and stuff like that I can't
Speaker 2: hide from the to do list that's been building. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and the number one thing in there is when we
Speaker 2: went to lockdown, like a lot of people, we all
Speaker 2: started to buy stuff, didn't we. We all thought, well,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need this. And one of the things that
Speaker 2: I got was a full size table tennis table. Put
Speaker 2: it in the garage, and I thought, we're gonna use
Speaker 2: We're gonna be on this every single day.
Speaker 4: I don't know what I was thinking.
Speaker 2: I really every time I see it now, it's like
Speaker 2: it's in half, like in a shame corner of the garage. There,
Speaker 2: big full size, unwieldy thing in half. The bats discarded
Speaker 2: sadly on the floor like toy story. I think they
Speaker 2: cry at night, those bats, unused and unloved.
Speaker 3: How many how many games do you think you honestly played?
Speaker 2: I'm ashamed to say under twenty yea. The saddest thing
Speaker 2: was what happens is when you got teenagers. They're a
Speaker 2: tough crowd, right, and so every Friday and Saturday night
Speaker 2: I'd be going, I turn up with the two bats
Speaker 2: and go who fancies a game?
Speaker 4: And they would barely even look up at me, barely
Speaker 4: even look up at me. There's nothing sad when you've
Speaker 4: got to walk away by yourself. Were two two is useless?
Speaker 2: You can't even play by yourself, you know, there's nothing
Speaker 2: you can do. They barely even look up for the phones.
Speaker 2: And then I would do this, I go just five minutes.
Speaker 2: I guarantee willing not play for ten, but let's just
Speaker 2: agree five. So yeah, I think eighteen tops eighteen sad
Speaker 2: games on that. It breaks my heart that I've got
Speaker 2: to say goodbye to that full size table tennis table.
Speaker 2: So that's my lockdown left over, Jack, What did you
Speaker 2: get mine?
Speaker 3: Is sadly. Something that we all lorded on the show
Speaker 3: was the air fryer.
Speaker 4: You're not usually anymore.
Speaker 3: I just don't use it anymore. Those first magical weeks
Speaker 3: were we're making the chicken.
Speaker 4: It wasshionate romance. It's wild.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: It was like a summer in the middle of lockdown.
Speaker 3: And now we put it away in the cupboard, and
Speaker 3: I never think to get it out, out of sight,
Speaker 3: out of mind.
Speaker 4: No one puts baby in the corner. Get that air
Speaker 4: fryer out.
Speaker 3: I haven't used it in two much.
Speaker 4: Bring it out today. There's no better day to start
Speaker 4: that air fry relationship. We kindle that love you.
Speaker 2: It'd always be there for you the air fryer. Don't
Speaker 2: shove that way, it's too good. Perhaps did you do
Speaker 2: panic and get anything? My wife brought a lot of
Speaker 2: sort of long life goods that are still in the
Speaker 2: garage now our garage right, Honestly, it looks like we're
Speaker 2: on these doomsdays preppers.
Speaker 4: About ten kilos of flour.
Speaker 2: Still got loads of bags of rice, and for some
Speaker 2: reason I still don't work out who in the house
Speaker 2: eats this stuff.
Speaker 4: It's like about three full sized lead jars of prunes.
Speaker 6: Swhere it all went. We got tins of peys and
Speaker 6: tins of corn. But we're never going away. But I
Speaker 6: grabbed it just in case we couldn't get frozen stuff
Speaker 6: or fresh stuff.
Speaker 12: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we all did that. Okay, So what did you
Speaker 4: get in Lockdown? Your Lockdown leftovers?
Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow's show all vinyl.
Speaker 2: We're testing it out later on this morning to some
Speaker 2: training for the team and how to use the world's
Speaker 2: greatest music format, vinyl. Right now, then leftover from Lockdown?
Speaker 2: What did you buy in Lockdown that you still got
Speaker 2: those kind of rash purchases?
Speaker 4: We all did this. I am the owner full sized
Speaker 4: table tennis table.
Speaker 2: I think when I look back at twenty twenty, I think,
Speaker 2: why did I think teenage girls and one join playing
Speaker 2: their old man and their mum in Doubless is Great?
Speaker 3: Like I can really imagine Chuck Up.
Speaker 4: A town movie.
Speaker 2: This is how it plays out, the last scene with
Speaker 2: a lovely song underneath it. Right is them all playing
Speaker 2: that laughing as it goes on the floor. You know
Speaker 2: the reality is a Friday night and me just going
Speaker 2: table tennis.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it's only been played.
Speaker 2: On about a handful of times, So I need to
Speaker 2: find a home for what is your leftover in Lockdown?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much to the text that this came
Speaker 2: in simply saying Forrest Gump played table tennis by himself.
Speaker 3: Okay, that means it's proving that can work, so you
Speaker 3: can play by yourself.
Speaker 4: Are you saying I'm like Forest Gum? David? Good morning here,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Christian David. Welcome to the show. What did
Speaker 4: you get in lockdown? Then? What's left over?
Speaker 7: A bumwasher?
Speaker 4: Right? Okay again?
Speaker 7: Not a bid a not a bid? No, No, it
Speaker 7: looks like the sort of garden hose you with the
Speaker 7: squeeze trigger that you have to wash your car, except
Speaker 7: just designed for washing underneath. I bought it online when
Speaker 7: the everyone was going crazy and buying up every piece
Speaker 7: of toilet paper they could find.
Speaker 4: You're a smart man, is the car so, isn't it?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: So how does it work? Do you attach it to
Speaker 4: the toilet sink or yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, you you attach it like it's got a
Speaker 7: hose on it about a meter or so long. You
Speaker 7: just attach it to a t junction on your inlet
Speaker 7: water for the toilet system, and then you squeeze it
Speaker 7: like you would if you were washing your car. And
Speaker 7: it's only a little like it's probably.
Speaker 4: Afterwards.
Speaker 7: Yeah, all stainless steel, and yeah, you just wash yourself down.
Speaker 4: But what while you stood in the bathroom, you are
Speaker 4: you're doing this?
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're sitting on the toilet.
Speaker 3: I see right, though you don't go into the bedroom.
Speaker 4: I thought you were in the bath and then you
Speaker 4: got to do that thing like you're do in the yard.
Speaker 4: You know, we gotta swish it all away, how do you?
Speaker 3: David?
Speaker 7: For me, very different. My wife's Indonesian and they virtually
Speaker 7: never used toilet paper. They always themselves. Yeah, so she
Speaker 7: was quite used to it and she was happy to
Speaker 7: see it turn up. But for me, yeah, it was
Speaker 7: a bit of an odd sensation. But now it's just yeah,
Speaker 7: you still use it every day. Yeah. Well we've cut
Speaker 7: down from going through maybe three rolls a week to
Speaker 7: one roll a week.
Speaker 4: This is you're for the whole bumwasher campaign movement, aren't you.
Speaker 7: No one would want to see my bo I tell you.
Speaker 4: Okay, David? Second, the term giddiness isn't it to the
Speaker 4: show this week? David?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, you caol. Maybe next year we
Speaker 2: do a feature listeners bums. I'm joking, Dukes. Yes, are
Speaker 2: you the guy every day who delivers great time wasters?
Speaker 13: That would be me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're really funny. You were the one the first
Speaker 2: people when we started to do that two off years ago.
Speaker 2: I maybe you were the first ones who was there
Speaker 2: most mornings were in the early days the show. Would
Speaker 2: always be grateful that there. They always make me laugh
Speaker 2: every day do so thanks for taking part in that.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Now, what have you got in Lockdown?
Speaker 13: I've bought a driving simulator from my PS four which
Speaker 13: had good intentions of using, and it now sits in
Speaker 13: the garage.
Speaker 2: It's where everything we bought Lockdown goes to die. It's
Speaker 2: your house. Graveyard is the garage and was the driving simulator.
Speaker 2: When we were in Lockdown, we weren't had to drive anywhere,
Speaker 2: so the next best thing is sat there in front
Speaker 2: of you PS four driving around.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 13: I'd like to think so, yes, but no, it's wore
Speaker 13: off pretty quick. The novelty.
Speaker 3: Is there any games where you're not doing races but
Speaker 3: you're just driving, like to and from work?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Uber Driver, there's a PS four Uber Driver.
Speaker 13: Game, but you could be onto something jack byby I
Speaker 13: read the talk off one. Yeah with something all.
Speaker 2: Right, dudes, thank you very much. You cool, just buddy,
Speaker 2: all right, what did you get in Lockdown? Your Lockdown leftovers? Hello,
Speaker 2: good Christian O'Connell show podcast asked him this morning, what
Speaker 2: are your Lockdown leftovers?
Speaker 4: What did you get in Lockdown that you've still got?
Speaker 2: So I need to offload a full size Benny used
Speaker 2: tables at this table even now?
Speaker 4: It just what was I thinking? Why don't you gut
Speaker 4: to stop me?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 3: I loved the idea at the time.
Speaker 2: Teenage Carls don't want to play on a table tennis
Speaker 2: at the weekend.
Speaker 4: Kirsty, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 8: It's actually Christy, but that's okay.
Speaker 4: I forgive you, sorry, Christy. Christian, what did you get
Speaker 4: in lockdown?
Speaker 8: I bought a motorized eski.
Speaker 4: What do you mean like that you can actually sit
Speaker 4: on it and ride it?
Speaker 8: Yes, so it's like a probably a forty fits a
Speaker 8: nice Luberbier with a fifty cc motor on the back.
Speaker 4: Can you go on the roads on that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: And so where did you drive it around the garden?
Speaker 8: I've got ten ages. So obviously during lockdown, we weren't
Speaker 8: allowed to go anywhere, and we weren't allowed to really
Speaker 8: see anyone. So my neighbors and I were really good friends,
Speaker 8: and I used to ride to the fence line and
Speaker 8: we used to have a little basket up there. We
Speaker 8: called it the border Land far that's right, like our reprieve.
Speaker 2: Yes, so you would head for the Borderlands bar and
Speaker 2: the motorized eski yes, yeah.
Speaker 8: And if I couldn't get through the bush area because
Speaker 8: it was too wet, I used to ride down the
Speaker 8: medium strip on the side.
Speaker 4: Amazing.
Speaker 2: What great thing to see someone sat on an eski
Speaker 2: and does it must pick up quite a bit of speed.
Speaker 8: Then yes, yeah, I think it probably maxes out about
Speaker 8: forty or fifty whoa out? So yeah, it boogies, it
Speaker 8: gets up and goes Maybe we.
Speaker 2: Do a motorized eski Grand Prix. We're trying to work
Speaker 2: out everything we should come up with Penny farthing so
Speaker 2: far the ride or mowers and now maybe the motorized
Speaker 2: sc Grand Prix next year.
Speaker 4: That's amazing.
Speaker 8: Well you could do like a super series of that
Speaker 8: because they come up to a one ten.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, you were going to pick up some speed
Speaker 4: on that. Where did you buy it? By the way,
Speaker 4: I'm fascinated by this now.
Speaker 8: I bought it off a guy off the marketplace, but
Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure you can buy them from eb Yeah.
Speaker 4: All right, but there's people have done their modifications to
Speaker 4: them and stuff like that.
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, so it's like little side steps you put
Speaker 8: your feet on, see not just like dangle in your legs,
Speaker 8: and you can upgrade them to heavy judy tires and
Speaker 8: things like that.
Speaker 4: Awesome, that's pretty Christy. Thank you very much. You could
Speaker 4: have a good day, Yes you do. Dr Harry. Hello,
Speaker 4: is there a doctor in the house?
Speaker 14: There is, there is, yes, doctor Harry.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, it's me, doctor Harry. How are you and
Speaker 4: what did you get in lockdown?
Speaker 14: Ah, Christian, I made the biggest mistake of all. I'm
Speaker 14: the world worship and every sauceman and Pam, I buy
Speaker 14: the handle brakes off.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 14: I used to buy those cheap saucepans all the time,
Speaker 14: and you you'd flipping pancakes and the handle and break
Speaker 14: off and the pana go up in the air and
Speaker 14: have a mess everywhere. So I get those catalogs in
Speaker 14: my mailbox all the time. You know, you open the
Speaker 14: marp you can buy ten of these and three of
Speaker 14: these and you get a free popcorn maker. So I
Speaker 14: just started ticking the boxes. I said, well, I need
Speaker 14: a new sauceman. A new fry pan and this so
Speaker 14: I ticked all the boxes. Should have read it a
Speaker 14: bit more carefully. Every box you tick you get five off.
Speaker 14: So I ended up with fourteen sets of things.
Speaker 3: My bloody well don't need.
Speaker 14: But the saving grace is I've got a free popcorn
Speaker 14: make and I still have a use. And now I'm
Speaker 14: giving them saucepans away at the surgery.
Speaker 9: I hope my wife doesn't find out about this.
Speaker 4: This is amazing. So you come get your teeth done,
Speaker 4: you get a free saucepan. That is brilliant.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, who weather dentist is doing this in town?
Speaker 2: You're onto something.
Speaker 4: Talk to Harry Nobody.
Speaker 14: Don't let don't let my wife find out if she
Speaker 14: finds a stack of saucemans in the garage.
Speaker 4: I'm dead, all right, Dodter Horry. Nice it taught you.
Speaker 4: Take care. See Brenon's on the line, brent Hello, Hello, Brenton.
Speaker 4: How are you mate? How can we help you? Brenton?
Speaker 13: I'm good.
Speaker 9: Well here, I'm only calling because my children trust the
Speaker 9: phone into my hands and said Dad, win us a
Speaker 9: table tennis table. So here I am talking to you,
Speaker 9: trying to table for my children.
Speaker 4: This is great Brenton. Normally is the other way around.
Speaker 2: We have a lot of pushy parents getting kids to
Speaker 2: call us try and win Christmas trees this week. Now
Speaker 2: it's the other And so were you just carrying on
Speaker 2: with your morning duty? So like car radio? Table tennis?
Speaker 10: Dad?
Speaker 4: One table tennis table?
Speaker 9: Yes, So I was just seeing here, minding my own business,
Speaker 9: eating my breakfast, and a phone was thrust into my hands,
Speaker 9: Dad winners a table tennis table, and I went, what, how?
Speaker 4: Who? When? And here I am a new feature on
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 2: First of all, who are the little legends that listen
Speaker 2: to the show that heard us talk about this and
Speaker 2: then thrust the phone into your face?
Speaker 4: Who's that?
Speaker 9: So my twin daughter's Finley and Freyer have thrust the
Speaker 9: phone into my face and said, Dad, get that table.
Speaker 4: And how old are the twin girls?
Speaker 9: They are ten?
Speaker 4: And do they like playing table tennis?
Speaker 9: They've never played table tennis a dawn.
Speaker 4: They're low. Now come on listen. I can't.
Speaker 2: It'd be the same thing if I give you this table,
Speaker 2: it'd be the same fate of my warning. It would
Speaker 2: just become a prop that you can hang stuff off
Speaker 2: in the garret.
Speaker 9: Brinton Well it's true we are a games family. But
Speaker 9: it's true. The table tennis table will probably sat there
Speaker 9: with all the toys we worchering lockdown.
Speaker 4: Do you want the table tennis table?
Speaker 9: We'd love the table tennis table.
Speaker 4: You guys can have it. Let the girls know they
Speaker 4: can have it.
Speaker 9: That'll be trill the other room.
Speaker 4: This thing. We'll get it out to.
Speaker 9: Where are you We are in Geelong?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Well Jack's got a ute, so you put it on
Speaker 2: the Yeah, we've got seven weeks off. You can take
Speaker 2: a little trip out there to Glong.
Speaker 3: No, I'm sure the girls would love a trip out
Speaker 3: to Melbourne. Haye, Brenton to come and pick up the
Speaker 3: table tennis table.
Speaker 4: Halfway where it can we can staff there that little
Speaker 4: chugger bunch.
Speaker 3: It looks great.
Speaker 2: What would what we need to do though, Brenton? Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll get it to you all right, first show back
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty one. I need you to call me up.
Speaker 2: I want to tell how many games the girls have
Speaker 2: played it.
Speaker 9: Okay, no problem. Yeah, it'll probably sit outside next to
Speaker 9: the pool table.
Speaker 4: So grand awesome.
Speaker 3: If it's under twenty you're going to give it over.
Speaker 4: Yeah next year if the gift that keeps on giving.
Speaker 4: Next year, perfect the girls, they can play.
Speaker 1: Christian than Hello, good Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: This week we are gifting the junior listeners to the
Speaker 2: show often made to listen to us forcibly. On the
Speaker 2: school run, We're giving you a little Christmas gift. We're
Speaker 2: giving you a Christmas tree. Patsy, what are you after
Speaker 2: for Christmas?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 6: The love God's got the radio on at the moment.
Speaker 6: On the school run, I really really really want to
Speaker 6: dice in the eleven this year?
Speaker 3: Really really you plug in that cording?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's lovely.
Speaker 6: Suck up all that dog here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the amazing things. Jackie boy, what are you after
Speaker 4: for Christmas this year?
Speaker 3: I don't want for much really.
Speaker 2: Amazing, true at all. You are the probably one of
Speaker 2: the most high in demand people on this team. You
Speaker 2: want for a lot.
Speaker 4: You think shoes mean you get your pair of shoes?
Speaker 4: What do you want to Darling? I've got you those shoes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw you looking at the shop window of
Speaker 2: the day, those dress shoes you want for that non
Speaker 2: job of yours. My wife asked me yesterday, and I
Speaker 2: don't know about if you're the same as there's this Patsy,
Speaker 2: will you be made for a while?
Speaker 4: I just went, let's not bother this.
Speaker 3: I'm already up to that.
Speaker 2: I think, good selfish, it's not the effort of having
Speaker 2: to go and pick went out for my wife, and
Speaker 2: you know what, I don't worry about it this year.
Speaker 4: But then she said, oh, I got to get you something.
Speaker 4: You could have something under the tree for you. I
Speaker 4: know what I want. This is really sad, right, I
Speaker 4: just said, a new backpack.
Speaker 3: You've got enough bad pack.
Speaker 4: She said that, what are you my wife, my radio wife.
Speaker 4: I can have another backpack one you've got one for
Speaker 4: each their other week. Let's go to the lines. Grace,
Speaker 4: good morning, Hi, good morning, Grace. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: How old are you Grace?
Speaker 1: I'm twelve twelve?
Speaker 4: Okay? Are you looking forward to Christmas?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And what are you after for Christmas this year? Grace?
Speaker 12: I would love a cat.
Speaker 4: Well I started to wrap that up, shove it under
Speaker 4: the tree for a couple of weeks. You might have
Speaker 4: a clue. Oh you'll never guess what's in there. Shout out,
Speaker 4: mister Timmle's a cat. And do you think you might
Speaker 4: get one. I don't know what color you told Momode
Speaker 4: what kind of color cat you want?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I want to blue Beernies A.
Speaker 4: Blue Benny, A blue Benies, Pernie beautiful blue though.
Speaker 2: Black one.
Speaker 4: They changed their minds so quickly, Grace. Would you like
Speaker 4: a Christmas tree? Yes?
Speaker 9: Please?
Speaker 4: Awesome? Grace. Are you made to listen to the show
Speaker 4: every morning or do you choose to? I choose to?
Speaker 2: Oh, assume, Grace. Well, you've got great tastes in music, Grace,
Speaker 2: you have a great Christmas? How you get that Burmese cat?
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you?
Speaker 2: All right, Grace, have a good day at school. Bye
Speaker 2: bye bye, Now we got here. Riley Christian Hello, Riley?
Speaker 4: How are you mate? Are you yeah? Pretty good? Yeah?
Speaker 4: And what have you got a school today? What is
Speaker 4: Thursday for you? Riley?
Speaker 9: Well today I've actually got my exams?
Speaker 4: And what's your exam today?
Speaker 9: Am I?
Speaker 6: Humanities?
Speaker 5: On?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: And are you looking forward to that?
Speaker 1: Not?
Speaker 12: Really?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 4: Not at all? Have you done any revision? Riley?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I have listen. I'm not your mum or dad? Have
Speaker 4: you really done someone you just pretended to in your bedroom?
Speaker 4: And then the moment the door gets shut, the phone.
Speaker 6: Comes out I haven't really.
Speaker 4: Well listen, good luck anyway. What are you after for
Speaker 4: Christmas this year? Riley?
Speaker 9: I actually love a pet?
Speaker 4: A pet?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What you got any pet in mind? Or just genuinely
Speaker 4: just a pet?
Speaker 15: Well?
Speaker 9: I once had a bird and that was great, so
Speaker 9: i'd love another bird.
Speaker 4: What you got bird for Christmas?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 4: I got it for my birthday a few years ago.
Speaker 4: What kind of bird?
Speaker 13: Cocka TiO?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah? What would you like another little mate
Speaker 4: for it? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Well I don't have my other one anymore.
Speaker 8: A little way flew away?
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's what he said.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's my best friend.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is heartbreaking. And who left the
Speaker 4: case door open? Mum? Or dad? Oh?
Speaker 11: Dad?
Speaker 4: Oh dear? Oh dad, Dad Dad? And it just flew away? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh no, do you put any posters up looking for it?
Speaker 4: What was he called? And Leo? Leo?
Speaker 2: You've got to hope that Leo's out there right now
Speaker 2: and he's missing you, but he's still having a good life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's hope. So oh but I hope you
Speaker 4: get a new cockatil for Christmas?
Speaker 14: Thanks?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Leo? Part two? Okay, would you like a Christmas tree?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I'd love a Christmas tree.
Speaker 4: All right, do you know what We're going to sort
Speaker 4: you out with a couple of other as well, from
Speaker 4: us to you as well.
Speaker 2: All right, thanks, that's all right, righty, Thanks for calling
Speaker 2: in and good luck today in the exam.
Speaker 13: Thanks.
Speaker 4: It is a sad old story, Dad, This is best mate?
Speaker 4: Why didn't they replace a little cockatail? All right? Here
Speaker 4: we got here? Eloise?
Speaker 9: Yes, hi Christian, Eloise, Hello Christian?
Speaker 4: Hello Eloise. Isn't exciting? You're on the radio? Eloise? How
Speaker 4: old are you? Mate? I'm eleven and now you're on
Speaker 4: Do you want to sell O to any of your
Speaker 4: friends that might be listening?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 4: Sure, why not?
Speaker 12: Hello? Yeah? Emily?
Speaker 4: Is that your crew?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 4: All right, okay, but you go around school course in trouble.
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's what the teachers say.
Speaker 4: Just chant. I'll bet your trouble. You're getting those little
Speaker 4: kids and flushing their heads down the toilet. Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: got to stop. Get out of it. I know it's you, Luis.
Speaker 4: What do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Not?
Speaker 12: Actually? I mean we just want to see all my
Speaker 12: friends and family Christmas because we haven't been able to
Speaker 12: do that all year long.
Speaker 4: What a sweetheart you've got you just just see your
Speaker 4: family and friends. Yeah, that's lovely. Yeah. It's been a
Speaker 4: tough year, isn't it. Yeah, you're still looking for the Christmas.
Speaker 12: Though, Yes, definitely, We've got the decorations up, they already.
Speaker 12: Oh you need a Christmas tree though?
Speaker 4: All right? All right, I get the hint.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened to that sweet little earlier on that
Speaker 2: just want to see a family of friends?
Speaker 4: Pick it up, mister DJ, I've got a lot going
Speaker 4: on today. We will give you a brand new Christmas tree, Okay,
Speaker 4: a real one.
Speaker 15: Right, Oh my gosh, thank you, hey.
Speaker 2: Pleasure, you have a great Christmas. Hope you get to
Speaker 2: you get to see all your family and friends. Never
Speaker 2: found sick Christmas? All right, you two, all right, blessure,
Speaker 2: thank you very much for calling him.
Speaker 4: All right? Should we take one more? Team, one more?
Speaker 4: Who have we got here? Leila? Hello Christian, Hello Leela.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show. Leita. What are you after for Christmas?
Speaker 12: For my set samily to be happy at an xbox?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Imagine right, because I know that Father Christmas listens to
Speaker 2: this show at the North Pole and all that layoffs
Speaker 2: every day, right, and they be listening. If you could
Speaker 2: only get one of those happiness for your family or
Speaker 2: the Xbox. Which one are you going for?
Speaker 12: Probably the x box?
Speaker 4: The right call, the right call. The elves are all
Speaker 4: agreeing with you right now. Listen to this. That's great.
Speaker 2: We will send you a Christmas tree. Okay, Hello, Patton,
Speaker 2: I said, we'll send you a Christmas tree. Okay, lovely,
Speaker 2: all right, have a great Christmas.
Speaker 4: Bye, Leila, I will bye bye bye bye you hang up.
Speaker 9: Christian christ.
Speaker 1: Christian Show podcast.
Speaker 4: All right, before we crack on with the show. About
Speaker 4: five minutes ago, we were tepicon calls.
Speaker 2: Were chatted to some great kids and giving them some
Speaker 2: Christmas trees, and one of them was a guy called Riley,
Speaker 2: and Riley was telling us about his his cockatil that
Speaker 2: flew away, and we just wanted to get Riley back.
Speaker 4: Riley, Hello, hello mate, listen Riley, stay there. Someone's on
Speaker 4: the line.
Speaker 2: They heard you chat to was just now about Leo,
Speaker 2: your pet cockatail that flew away. Simon, Good morning, Garry Christian.
Speaker 7: How are I I'm good?
Speaker 2: So you're chatting to Riley? Now, Riley, this is Simon.
Speaker 2: He was listening earlier and he's got it's not something
Speaker 2: to say to you, Simon.
Speaker 15: Off you go, Riley here. I was a bit saddened
Speaker 15: by your story about cockatills. So I actually break cockatils
Speaker 15: and I've got some babies at the moment, and I'll
Speaker 15: give you one for Christmas issues. I'm serious, mate, I'll
Speaker 15: give you one. Thank you so much. You're welcome.
Speaker 4: No, Simon, that is such a lovely thing to do.
Speaker 2: And Riley's both it was so clear that did they
Speaker 2: love that you had for your little Leo, your cockatil.
Speaker 4: So Simon's going to give you a new baby one.
Speaker 4: You can have a new bust mate now for Christmas.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is, isn't it. That's great.
Speaker 2: You've got to now you've got to think of a
Speaker 2: new name to replace Leo with a right, yeah, yeah, Riley,
Speaker 2: have a good day at school you too, all right,
Speaker 2: take care, Happy Christmas. Simon, you're a great man. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much for doing that, mate.
Speaker 4: That's awesome. Cheers, have a great Christmas.
Speaker 15: Charlie welcome.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Cheers, Simon Christian Christian Christian o'connalds show podcast.
Speaker 4: So Lort, Riley, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Like the kindness of Simon hearing that we all, we
Speaker 2: all had a little lump in our throat when we
Speaker 2: heard Riley there. It was only fourteen talking about his
Speaker 2: pet cockatil that flew Away's mom and dad I have
Speaker 2: just called in. They're swo in the station. His dad
Speaker 2: left that case door open on purpose. He's fuming and
Speaker 2: Mama dad just got into to say thank you to Simon.
Speaker 2: All right, So tomorrow's show to our show, their last
Speaker 2: show of the year, and we're going all vinyl. So
Speaker 2: in about twenty minutes time we've got the turnti, we'll
Speaker 2: plugged him. We need to check we still know how
Speaker 2: to use vinyl. It's not a very easy musical format
Speaker 2: to use when it's albums, which is what a lot
Speaker 2: of the songs that they've donated for us to play tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Before that, the other big thing we're going to be
Speaker 2: doing tomorrow is I'm sure, like you guys, a lot
Speaker 2: of us just don't want to hear certain words next year.
Speaker 2: Everyone's all going, I hope next year is gonna better.
Speaker 2: Are the words that have come out of this year
Speaker 2: that we've never said before. Super spreader. I don't want
Speaker 2: to hear that word anymore, you know, super spreader. There
Speaker 2: are these words that we don't want to hear next year.
Speaker 2: It will be something that we'll always remember together twenty twenty,
Speaker 2: but not twenty twenty one. So all we want to
Speaker 2: do is we've hired a wood chipper. Thank you very
Speaker 2: much for Kenyards.
Speaker 4: They're back. They helped us capture the gig couple of
Speaker 4: weeks ago. Kenyards are back.
Speaker 2: We've got a wood chipper, and what we're going to
Speaker 2: do is we're going to write the words that we
Speaker 2: want to see the back of at the end of
Speaker 2: this year and never hear again next year. We're going
Speaker 2: to put them on a little logs and then Jackie
Speaker 2: Boy is going to feed them in to the wood chipper.
Speaker 2: So what words do we want wanted you call up
Speaker 2: this morning? What word do you not want to hear
Speaker 2: again next year? Patsy, what's it for you?
Speaker 6: Unprecedented? Oh yeah, I heard it used in a different context.
Speaker 6: Is awaken?
Speaker 3: Us are cringed?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: This year's has been the year of unprecedented steps and
Speaker 2: unprecedented actions.
Speaker 4: Jack what's it for you?
Speaker 3: Stage with any number after it? Stage one, Stage two,
Speaker 3: Stage three, the dreaded Stage four.
Speaker 2: You can all go in the chipper and at one point.
Speaker 2: There was a stage four point two we would take it.
Speaker 4: To as well. What was four point one? Yeah? All right?
Speaker 4: What other words can we put in the woodschipp.
Speaker 1: Before you the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: What are the words from this year you do not
Speaker 2: want to hear to be uttered next year? In twenty
Speaker 2: twenty one, Christian, This is from Sunshine Machado. An awesome name,
Speaker 2: like a folk singer. Sunshine Machado, What a lovely name.
Speaker 2: We're all in this together. That's going in hotspot, Yes,
Speaker 2: Marion homeschooling. Yes, it'll be cathartic to hear that being
Speaker 2: shredded tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Marie, we can't hear you. You're on mute.
Speaker 2: You're on mute, Zoom zoom. Meeting can go in as well.
Speaker 2: Microsoft teams sooner shredder. But then COVID happened. I think,
Speaker 2: I think even I've said that a couple of times
Speaker 2: this year as well, But then COVID happened.
Speaker 4: Staying apark keeps us together, All.
Speaker 2: Right, let's go to lines Jacobo. Yes, you're right, Iso, Yeah,
Speaker 2: straight in the isolation. It's just Iso, isn't It was
Speaker 2: all about isou.
Speaker 3: We used to abbreviate no.
Speaker 2: No iso goes in Jacob were shoving in? Okay, thank
Speaker 2: you mate.
Speaker 4: Alright, Judy, I.
Speaker 10: Never want to hear the phrase Karen from Brighton again.
Speaker 4: Yes, Karen, that can go and thank you very much, Judy.
Speaker 14: Michelle Christian, I never ever want to hear d of
Speaker 14: steel ever again.
Speaker 4: Yes, the ring of steel never again in the shredder.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Michelle.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 4: It's like therapy for us. This isn't you can feel it,
Speaker 4: cathartic release. Have we got here? Olivia?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 2: Hello, christ I'm good Olivia. I hope you're well as well.
Speaker 2: So the word you do not want to hear again next.
Speaker 10: Year social distance because there's a lot of single people
Speaker 10: out there. How can you meet people when you have
Speaker 10: to social distance?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it must have been really really hard, actually awful. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so can you go out now meet people again?
Speaker 10: Well you can, but there's not many people out there.
Speaker 10: Everyone's you know, at home or keeping the distance obviously
Speaker 10: because they're scared. Everyone's scared, and you have to wear
Speaker 10: a mask when there's a lot of people in a
Speaker 10: restaurant or in a bar role.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I guess it's hard to have an early
Speaker 4: date when it's like that.
Speaker 13: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 10: So for all the people that I don't want to
Speaker 10: hear that word social distance, because you just want to
Speaker 10: socialize and get out there and meet.
Speaker 13: People and be happy.
Speaker 4: You want to get you all right, we'll put it
Speaker 4: in the wood chipper tomorrow. Kay. Great, Thank you a
Speaker 4: great guys, and you Olivia. Bye, Elizabeth, I'm Peters. He
Speaker 4: doesn't believe in woodschippers. Yeah that's funny, Elizabeth. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much. You're cool. Have we got here, lucky, I'm good.
Speaker 4: What do you want to put in the wood chipper man?
Speaker 9: I want to check the word quarantine and the wood
Speaker 9: schipper bar.
Speaker 4: Yes, quarantine, yeah, the treaded quarantine word. Yeah, that can go.
Speaker 4: And thank you very much, mate, have a good day.
Speaker 7: Thanks, thanks, uh, Kytie, Hi there, I.
Speaker 1: Never want to hear stay the course, Yes.
Speaker 4: Stay the course. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I'm gonna chuck
Speaker 4: pivoting as well, Kytie. That's a great one. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Let me paint a picture for you. Jack and I
Speaker 2: right now are in white silk gloves. The reason why
Speaker 2: we're wearing these white silk gloves is if you're going
Speaker 2: to start handling precious materials like vinyl, you can't be
Speaker 2: getting grease marks on the vinyl. You will damage the
Speaker 2: grooves and the deep sounds, the magic within. Tomorrow morning,
Speaker 2: when you tune into the show, you're gonna hear a
Speaker 2: very different kind of show. You're going to hear crackle,
Speaker 2: this amazing emotive sound that is the sound of a
Speaker 2: needle going into deep ruse on vinyl records.
Speaker 4: We're going all vinyl tomorrow. You're also going to hear scratching.
Speaker 3: Did you bring your spressure brush that wipes the dust
Speaker 3: off the.
Speaker 2: Of course or vinyl will be pre brushed tomorrow before
Speaker 2: being played. I have got those brushes as well. So
Speaker 2: Jack is sat in front of the vinyl turntable that
Speaker 2: we've plugged into our studio now normally same with every
Speaker 2: radio station all over the world.
Speaker 4: It's all off hard dry, so you click play and
Speaker 4: it's easy. That doesn't mean it's better.
Speaker 2: Viney's got this lovely, warm sound, so however, it's not
Speaker 2: the easiest thing to use on a busy breakfast show,
Speaker 2: So tomorrow it won't be the normal world class champagne
Speaker 2: radio fluid show you get from us, there are going
Speaker 2: to be quite a few jumps. And I don't just
Speaker 2: mean the needles. I mean Jack and I scratching songs
Speaker 2: anyway tomorrow or vinyl.
Speaker 4: Christian, let's get out.
Speaker 1: Roopy on.
Speaker 4: Christian.
Speaker 1: Drop the needle.
Speaker 4: It's time for the vinyl countdown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, last show, it's the vinyl countdown tomorrow, all vinyl.
Speaker 4: So before that, you're not too familiar with vinyl and
Speaker 4: how to use it.
Speaker 16: I've hardly ever done it.
Speaker 2: Okay, look on look on YouTube yesterday and I found
Speaker 2: this instruction video.
Speaker 4: If you have he does can you hear?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 13: Is that the.
Speaker 3: That's the unit before it's even got vinyl. It's making
Speaker 3: a lot of buzz.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, let's pray YouTube tutorial. How do you
Speaker 4: use vinyl if you have a dust cover?
Speaker 16: Lift up the lid carefully, grab your record.
Speaker 4: All right, Lift up the lid right, okay, done right.
Speaker 16: By its edge and place it down over the spindle
Speaker 16: and onto your platter.
Speaker 3: Oh am, I already meant to Okay, we have to
Speaker 3: pick up the pace.
Speaker 4: I mean to my show. It's the last one of
Speaker 4: the year. Let's let's make it the worst one of
Speaker 4: the year.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm using the gift that Crawf gave the show.
Speaker 3: Champagne Polka is the name of this final Runeah.
Speaker 4: He genuinely did turn up with an album of polka hits.
Speaker 4: We don't even know. Why would change have such a thing?
Speaker 3: Side one or two?
Speaker 4: Christian, I go side one track.
Speaker 2: No, we need to be realistic. Let's go side one
Speaker 2: track three. Okay, this is what it's going to be
Speaker 2: like tomorrow morning. All right, let's go back to this, nerd. Sorry,
Speaker 2: let's go on YouTube.
Speaker 16: Now you can turn on your record player.
Speaker 4: Done.
Speaker 16: Next, lift your tone arm and place it down over
Speaker 16: the first track of the record, the track for this. Okay,
Speaker 16: when you're ready to play the music, push.
Speaker 1: Yeah, drop it.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no no, we can't have this tomorrow.
Speaker 1: It's moving.
Speaker 4: What you mean it's not turn it on? Oh it's
Speaker 4: not movie. Don't worrow would have this sold out for tomorrow?
Speaker 4: I promise what God, this was a bad idea.
Speaker 3: There we go back.
Speaker 4: Hey, we have Polker Gold's Gone or Poker today.
Speaker 2: Now hit the forty five here when it sounds like
Speaker 2: a forty five up the end.
Speaker 4: Oh, the comedy we can have tomorrow and can I
Speaker 4: do that thing. We're out DJ hang on, hang on?
Speaker 4: What's that? Can I do that thing?
Speaker 2: We're at it's cross record. Don't worry about it. Oh
Speaker 2: live polka mixing? Hey, all right, now take it off. Okay,
Speaker 2: I can imagine show conditions tomorrow morning jack you up
Speaker 2: the next song.
Speaker 4: It's the next side. Yep at four right.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get it in under ten seconds. Oh no,
Speaker 2: what's happen the slip map. Keep the slip map.
Speaker 4: We need that. We can't have slip discs. Okay, track four.
Speaker 4: I don't want that.
Speaker 3: Scratch track four?
Speaker 2: Now stop it now, rewind it? Okay, and then once
Speaker 2: you get the start of it, do a quarter turn.
Speaker 2: That's how we used to have to queue up vinyl.
Speaker 4: Back in the day.
Speaker 2: How do you know when you're at the start, that's
Speaker 2: it there? Now do a three quarter turn backwards and
Speaker 2: forwards backwards? Is that forwards? Reverse'?
Speaker 3: That's reverse?
Speaker 4: Keep going so you hear nothing? I hear something.
Speaker 3: I might be on the previous sun.
Speaker 4: Oh no, tomorrow, we're going all back to the hard drive.
Speaker 4: This was a mistake.
Speaker 8: What's it doing?
Speaker 4: I said, get to them, get to the beginning of
Speaker 4: Do you have to do jack. We've got a show
Speaker 4: of All Vinylrow morning. Come on?
Speaker 7: Is that it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's silence.
Speaker 4: Silence now no, I could still hear so and I
Speaker 4: go back three quarter turn.
Speaker 3: I can't hear anything.
Speaker 4: Now press.
Speaker 2: Yep, ready now to go back the other way. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's it now press play this ship. This should work.
Speaker 3: Okay, and then announce it like it's a brand new song.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's got one O four point three. Good mornings
Speaker 2: to Christian O'Connell Show. Let's get some polkron are.
Speaker 1: Not bad.
Speaker 4: We don't worry listeners. We'll have this all sort of
Speaker 4: it tomorrow morning, All Vinyl.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 4: All right, today's time waster once more.
Speaker 2: One of you is going to end the time waster
Speaker 2: with a hamper Haiges Chocolates for the most delicious gifts.
Speaker 4: This Christmas.
Speaker 2: Great news yesterday finding some good news in twenty twenty,
Speaker 2: hipster gorillas out your neck of the words, Patsy, where
Speaker 2: are we open rain Zoo?
Speaker 4: Did you see them all?
Speaker 2: Oh? The keepers have got them like sushi. And they
Speaker 2: were using their finely developed motor skills to enjoy a
Speaker 2: smoker's board of sushi, rice, paper rolls and even corn
Speaker 2: huss parcels. Typical Melbourne tone of for hipster apes out there.
Speaker 2: So today apparently they also watch TV in their enclosures
Speaker 2: as well. So today's time waste is primate TV shows.
Speaker 4: How I Met You, Ma.
Speaker 2: Cac, Gold, Chimp My Ride, Gold plus, The Monkey Wants
Speaker 2: a Wife Silver.
Speaker 4: I would watch that show. One hundred, Tamarin in the Middle.
Speaker 3: Bronze dr God plus, all right, thank you, Jackie Way.
Speaker 1: What have you got?
Speaker 2: Primate TV shows Mkacking and Murderer, Oh, very good, Gold,
Speaker 2: The Gorilla, More Girls, Silver.
Speaker 3: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie starring The Chimple Gold and
Speaker 3: the MERV Gibbon Show.
Speaker 4: Oh that's also gold as well.
Speaker 2: Great use of the gibbon bonus points today for different
Speaker 2: types of primate share.
Speaker 4: Don't just go on.
Speaker 2: I had a load of mc cacs. Yeah all right,
Speaker 2: what have you got them? Primate TV shows, The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show, Podcast.
Speaker 2: Primate TV shows, Primate TV shows at work time waste
Speaker 2: of this morning, Jackie Boy, don't forget best and show
Speaker 2: gets the Haigs chocolates Christmas Hamper.
Speaker 4: I will not forget rung A TONGUEO and cash. It's
Speaker 4: a movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't market Downton ap Gold, The Big Banana Theory,
Speaker 2: Silver plus, Silver, Backadder, Silver.
Speaker 4: Glenn Wodam The Power Rangers.
Speaker 3: Now are you allowed to say, I don't know they
Speaker 3: mean Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Silver, I'm sure they mean that one given every minute.
Speaker 4: Don't know the show one gibbon.
Speaker 2: I think they mean one gibbon, Yes, Amanda, Fly to
Speaker 2: the Chimpanzees, Bronze, Buffy the Marmoset Slayer, Gold Breaking Baboon, Gold,
Speaker 2: Monkeys at First Sight, Silver, Midsummer Mandrills Bonus s martl
Speaker 2: for Mandrels, Gold, Gorilligan's Islands Gold, Different Gray Strokes, Bronze,
Speaker 2: The Chimpson's Gold, Two and a Half Chimps Silver, Everybody
Speaker 2: Loves Gibbons, Silver, Yo Gabba Gibbon Gold, Escape to the Chimpanzee.
Speaker 4: That's funny. Seat of Escaped to the Country.
Speaker 2: Silver, I'm an Orangutang, Get me out of here, Bronze,
Speaker 2: Homo Sapien Improvement, Bronze, Tough Up peet a rung a
Speaker 2: tongue is a new black Old that's very good.
Speaker 4: Gold, The ape.
Speaker 2: Renis Yeah, yeah good, Silver plus Game of throwing Pooh,
Speaker 2: I wonder when we were going to get those your
Speaker 2: flying feces.
Speaker 3: Ah, that's our front runner gold plus.
Speaker 17: It's very good, Mandril about the house, Silver chims have Hazard, Gold,
Speaker 17: Chimpy blinders, Silver, home in an Ape, Silver Chimpy Practice, Silver,
Speaker 17: I Dream of Gibbons, Bronze, Baboondalorian.
Speaker 4: Alright, we're running, running, Luke and Noosa getting desperate. There.
Speaker 2: I can guess who's getting the chocolates. Game of throwing, Yeah,
Speaker 2: game of throwing poop that goes to back. You get
Speaker 2: the Hayes chocolates.
Speaker 4: All right, guys, we are back. Last show of the year,
Speaker 4: last show of twenty twenty. Tomorrow, we're gonna work. We're
Speaker 4: going to be woodchipping all the words that we don't
Speaker 4: want to hear again next year. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Everyone has been sending those in. So it's therapy tomorrow
Speaker 2: at eight o'clock. All Vinyl, I'm now nervous about to
Speaker 2: watch show based on how we did this morning.
Speaker 3: We ship are coming in and we're going to Robbie.
Speaker 4: Le perfect.
Speaker 2: That's tomorrow's show, and I forget one of you is
Speaker 2: going to win the ten thousand dollars Golden gift card,
Speaker 2: good Luck.
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