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<v Speaker 1>It's a Christian comms show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>How long are the like podcasts available? They're not going

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<v Speaker 2>to be still around like a hundred years time where

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<v Speaker 2>people can listen back to what we did for a living.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what we did with our time on planet Earth.

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<v Speaker 2>And so I wonder when the kids are older, they

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<v Speaker 2>are not not alive anymore and they're explaining to their

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<v Speaker 2>kids what their granddad used to do, and they will

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<v Speaker 2>hear what I actually did do and go what.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree, they should be more disposable. I think they

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<v Speaker 3>should maybe like a twenty four hour livespan and then

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<v Speaker 3>they're gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Just evaporates and we just don't talk about it. There's

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<v Speaker 2>certainly no permanent record of it anyway. Good morning guys,

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning Christian. So yesterday we were talking about how

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<v Speaker 2>are we're going to be going out for a dinner

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday evening with the big Big Boss, not just our

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<v Speaker 2>daily boss, but like all bosses, there's always a boss

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<v Speaker 2>of the boss of the bosses, boss's boss.

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<v Speaker 4>It was the Big Boss.

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<v Speaker 3>He made a joke last night about flying in our

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<v Speaker 3>private chat. I actually it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Big on humor sometime, was that guy, Because when you're

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<v Speaker 2>that senior management. It's a very serious business, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>because they know about the spreadsheets in the head. So

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday evening we went to a restaurant recommended by your wife.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to say it was amazing. I thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was a beautiful food. It's a really really nice place,

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<v Speaker 2>very cool place. It was only the second time I

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<v Speaker 2>ever been to Lygon Streets with it going back tonight.

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<v Speaker 4>It's really cool. What an amazing little harry that is. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the name of the restaurant, Lagoon Dining. It

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<v Speaker 2>was the Cool Dining, very very cool place when we

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<v Speaker 2>got there. It's one of these places where they have

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<v Speaker 2>to explain the menu to you know, and sometimes I

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<v Speaker 2>get a bit irritated. If you've got to explain the menu,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just already too much of a fat going on.

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<v Speaker 2>So start to explain the menu and the bigger dishes

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<v Speaker 2>the smaller dishes. No straightaway because there was what was

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<v Speaker 2>a six of us. Ye, no one took charge. And

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<v Speaker 2>normally when I go out my wife does that. It

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<v Speaker 2>starts ordering for me. There was a strange no man's

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<v Speaker 2>land yesterday. No one wanted to be sort of the

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<v Speaker 2>leader of the table. The boss obviously didn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>sort of boss us. And there was that strange bit

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<v Speaker 2>for five ten minutes where nothing was happening, drinks were

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<v Speaker 2>being ordered, no food, Everyone just sort of sat there.

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<v Speaker 3>We were at risk really of sitting there for two hours.

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<v Speaker 2>We could still be there now politely not know what

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<v Speaker 2>he's paying is the order for us?

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<v Speaker 4>He's the big boss? How does this work?

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<v Speaker 2>And then when we finally got to wad of some drinks,

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<v Speaker 2>do you remember what you said to a lady.

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<v Speaker 4>When she said the drink? And I said, and Jack

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<v Speaker 4>actually said to her, don't think you heard it, Pats.

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<v Speaker 4>You were in that little what was that strange end

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<v Speaker 4>of the table where you were There was like no

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<v Speaker 4>lights there, Pats, I know i'd hear a voice coming

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<v Speaker 4>out the back of the cave.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that Patsy in there? Jack actually said to the waitress,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a beer?

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<v Speaker 4>Please? Do you have beer?

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<v Speaker 2>Like we gone to the only place in Melbourne that

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't aim know of beer and might not have bit.

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<v Speaker 3>In the you couldn't see it in the on the

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<v Speaker 3>men drinks.

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<v Speaker 4>Around for a couple of centuries. But if you'd have beer?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you have beer?

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it's fantastic it's ten minutes past six. Coming

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<v Speaker 2>up next, we're telling about today's show.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>So tomorrow will be our last show of the year. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>This morning I had to check my daughter drop her

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<v Speaker 2>off at ten to five to go and do her rowing,

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<v Speaker 2>and I said to her, I've only got two shows

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<v Speaker 2>left this year. She was like, what what are you

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<v Speaker 2>going to do. We've still got on the four weeks

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<v Speaker 2>at school. Like, how can you finish in the middle

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<v Speaker 2>of November when I know that those are the rules

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<v Speaker 2>all breakfast shows around So we all finish tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>It is obscene, especially here in.

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<v Speaker 2>Melbourne where some of you are last chunk of you

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<v Speaker 2>are only just back on the roads going to work.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't really make sense because nobody's on holidays yet.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I'm taking it. I'm not putting my hand

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<v Speaker 3>up to do more voluntary work up until Christmas. But

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<v Speaker 3>it really doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 2>No, So tomorrow is the last show of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>And so this week if you want one of our

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas cars, we've got show Christmas car.

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<v Speaker 4>We're signing them all. We've got a couple of hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll send them out to you just email me Christian

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<v Speaker 2>gold one I four to three dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know we've had quest from Poland, Germany and Argentina. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>people listening on the iHeart platform all over the world

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<v Speaker 2>talking to Argentina. Argentina will be in a day of

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<v Speaker 2>mourning right now, a week of morning because their greatest son,

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<v Speaker 2>the Diego Maradonna, proper wayward genius of a football, the

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<v Speaker 2>greatest player of my generation. I love watching Maradonna play,

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<v Speaker 2>but I also hated him deeply as well. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it sport throws up these nemesis, doesn't it. Where there

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<v Speaker 2>are some players who are just they have an undeniable greatness,

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<v Speaker 2>it's barely human. And that was Mara Donna. But to

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<v Speaker 2>every England fan, he's also hated because of this. The

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<v Speaker 2>hand of God.

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<v Speaker 5>Just walked away from huddle, then.

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<v Speaker 4>An appealing for our time.

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<v Speaker 5>The ball came back after of Steve Hutch and Maradonna.

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<v Speaker 5>This Argentina, the league, the England players protesting to the reverie.

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<v Speaker 5>But the little man who started by walking past when

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<v Speaker 5>Hoddle that's where the ball came from. Hans Mardonna had

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<v Speaker 5>continued the run forward.

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<v Speaker 3>And the goal is interesting, so that covent Tator didn't

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<v Speaker 3>even say at the time that he's touched with his hand.

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<v Speaker 2>So that was from nineteen eighty six. Dune the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>second the Azteca Stadium. It's the quarter finals of the

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<v Speaker 2>World Cup that was being hosted in Mexico, England versus Argentina.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know these days it's all instant replay in

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<v Speaker 2>var and there are so many different lines when the

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<v Speaker 2>referee didn't have a clear view of it. When you

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<v Speaker 2>look back now it's a clear handball. So not only

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<v Speaker 2>should the goal been disallowed, but also Maradonna should have got

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<v Speaker 2>a yellow card. But you know we all watching, everyone

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<v Speaker 2>saw it and it was infuriatoring. I remember I was

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<v Speaker 2>watching that game, so I was thirteen. It's the World Cup.

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<v Speaker 2>England had made through the quarter finals. We had a

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<v Speaker 2>great team then as well. But you're up against one

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<v Speaker 2>of the greatest players ever, Maridonna. In that commentary from

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<v Speaker 2>Brian Moore when he says, Mara Donna just walks past Hoddle,

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<v Speaker 2>Hoddle was one of the greatest players as well of

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<v Speaker 2>the modern game. English player hes Marion just walked past

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<v Speaker 2>him like it was a kid in the part, but

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<v Speaker 2>there was no I remember my dad got so upset

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<v Speaker 2>with that he stormed out the front room where we

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<v Speaker 2>watched the game with his brother and my uncle, and

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't return to watch the rest of the game.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad was so angry he went for a walk

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<v Speaker 2>because the cheating Argentinian as he called. My dad was

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<v Speaker 2>so angry that and the annoying thing was Maradonna was

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<v Speaker 2>so great. So four minutes later in the same game,

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<v Speaker 2>so they got one of the most controversial dodgy goals ever.

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<v Speaker 2>The after the game, Mara Donna just said he shrugged

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<v Speaker 2>it off and said it was the hand of God.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't a cheating aid right.

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<v Speaker 2>Four minutes later, the England team are just crestfalling their angry,

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<v Speaker 2>their heads are down. Mara Donna then goes to score

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<v Speaker 2>another goal four minutes later. That goal go on YouTube

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<v Speaker 2>today and see it. One of the greatest goals ever.

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<v Speaker 2>They called it goal of the century. And so England

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<v Speaker 2>crashed out two to one and then four. Whenever we

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<v Speaker 2>talk about the World Cup, Mara Donna's name always gives up.

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<v Speaker 3>And then your dad got home from his walking.

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<v Speaker 4>Again, He's got another one.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack and I just remembered another thing the big Big

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<v Speaker 2>Boss said yesterday about the show, because they he flew

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<v Speaker 2>in from Sydney, the big boss that run this radio station,

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<v Speaker 2>quite a few others around Australia came in.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, they took us out to dinner. What were his

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<v Speaker 4>words about the compliment he gave the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's hard to suck a compliment out of him,

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<v Speaker 3>but he goes at one stage, he goes, I guess

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<v Speaker 3>the show is pretty established now.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's as good as a compliment you can get.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, is that actually a compliment?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it like twenty percent of a compliment?

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<v Speaker 2>So listen, if you're listening to the show, feel good

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<v Speaker 2>about yourself that you are listening to a show that

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<v Speaker 2>is pretty established right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone who's emailing asking for a Christmas card, I have

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<v Speaker 2>to be honest, every single email that comes to I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't those of people's addresses. Just to sort of see

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<v Speaker 2>the street names thing, Oh I know that one or

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know that one. I'm thinking, do you know,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, how many of us googled this? How

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<v Speaker 2>many streets are there in Melbourne?

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<v Speaker 3>A great questions. Half a million. No, that's too many,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Half there's no city in the world, right, London or Paris.

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<v Speaker 4>Half? The answer is two hundred and ninety nine. It is.

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<v Speaker 3>It says here there's more than two hundred and ninety

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<v Speaker 3>nine street.

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<v Speaker 2>There are two hundred and ninety nine streets in Melbourne. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred ninety nine. Google to it out of interest.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Do you know what I want to do next year?

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<v Speaker 2>Out of all of next year, across next year, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to see if we can see if we can

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<v Speaker 2>speak to a listener who lives in every or something

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<v Speaker 2>to do with every single almost three hundred streets of Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, Tony Martin, the comedian walked every street in Melbourne,

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<v Speaker 3>well half a million he took. He took a year

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<v Speaker 3>off comedy and him and his wife walked every street

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<v Speaker 3>in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean, so they do one street and

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<v Speaker 4>then we'll do a couple more.

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<v Speaker 3>Just cross it off. Yeah, every day, just across a few.

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<v Speaker 2>He took a year off comedy to do that. That's

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<v Speaker 2>such a Tony mark thing to do. How amazing?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Haysler Party is your home for all your emails?

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<v Speaker 4>The bulkho ons.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got since yesterday's show are about the weakest claim

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<v Speaker 2>to fame, which is something we do every Wednesday on

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<v Speaker 2>the show. We're asked going to call up until us

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<v Speaker 2>your weakest claim to Fane, Rennie has got this one, Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>My weakest claim to Fane is that my three year

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<v Speaker 2>old son plays Toady's illegitimate love child on neighbors.

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<v Speaker 4>It's too good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you all three yeld boy is Toady's an

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<v Speaker 2>interestimate love child?

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<v Speaker 4>No, Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>My weakest claim to Faine this comes from Sally. About

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen years ago, my husband and myself were gone to

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<v Speaker 2>see keillying Heidi at the Middle Hotel in Ferntree Gully.

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<v Speaker 2>After an awesome night, we were standing out front waiting

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<v Speaker 2>for our taxi home when a limousine pulled up. By coincident,

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<v Speaker 2>one of our friends knew the driver and he offered

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<v Speaker 2>us a lift home. The driver informed us that he

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<v Speaker 2>had just dropped off Delta Gudram from an appearance, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was I was sitting in the seat where moments

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<v Speaker 2>before Delta Gudram had week.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's more, thank you, Sally. Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>My sister once sat on a plane next to a

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<v Speaker 2>guy who was the drummer from Joan Armour Trading's band.

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<v Speaker 2>Second mention of a drama this week. Remember Darren Costam

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<v Speaker 2>when he found out We didn't know he was until

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday's show, the drama from Wang Chung.

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<v Speaker 3>Third drummer. Actually, remember someone was married knew someone who

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<v Speaker 3>was married to the drummer friends the rum.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's right, yeah, third drummer. Yes, that's perfect. Film.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian I sold Shirley Strachan from Skyhook's Cocktail Frankfurters. I

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<v Speaker 2>worked in the Delia Safeway back in nineteen eighty three.

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<v Speaker 2>That's some recall to remember a week claim to fame

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<v Speaker 2>from nineteen eighty three working on the deli counter at Safeways,

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<v Speaker 2>and I remember he remember giggling and so did some

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<v Speaker 2>of the other girls work in there when he asked

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<v Speaker 2>for some little boys, which is what everyone wants to

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<v Speaker 2>call the cocktail Frankfurters.

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<v Speaker 4>That's from Michelle. And then last one here from Scott.

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<v Speaker 2>Back in the late nineties, we went to see We

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<v Speaker 2>Will Rock You in Melbourne on the in the first week,

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<v Speaker 2>We're sitting in the back grow on the ground seating

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<v Speaker 2>behind us was a mixer or a lighting box anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Halfway through the show, I caught something at the corner

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<v Speaker 2>of my eye. It was Brian May, guitarist with Queen,

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<v Speaker 2>leaning over the seats a few meters away. I tapped

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<v Speaker 2>my friends the shoulder and whispered, that's Brian May from Queen.

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<v Speaker 2>We both started staring and I was trying to point

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<v Speaker 2>in the darkness to Brian May exactly the same time

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<v Speaker 2>Brian May looked at us and then back to a

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<v Speaker 2>way into the shadows. That is my lamest claim to fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you Scott. That is perfect. Have you ever got

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<v Speaker 2>any emails for the show? Weakest claim to feine or

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<v Speaker 2>anything late to the party? No topic that we ever

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<v Speaker 2>talked about is completely dead. If you can verify Jack's

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<v Speaker 2>claim that there are half a million streets in Melbourne,

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<v Speaker 2>email me Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot aus.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian i'connell the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so once a week on the show, run

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<v Speaker 2>about this the secret of the show, the partner show.

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<v Speaker 2>The boss doesn't listen too. Will just ask you a

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<v Speaker 2>simple question, what are you up to right now? And

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<v Speaker 2>that's all we need to answer That question. Don't need

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<v Speaker 2>to tell us a story of try and make it funny,

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<v Speaker 2>to simply tell us the answer to the question what

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing right now? While the show is on

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<v Speaker 2>in the background, to forget this is a pretty established

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<v Speaker 2>show now these days, not our words words of senior

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<v Speaker 2>management last night at dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>Pretty established. What are you up to right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we're asking you what are you up to

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<v Speaker 2>right now? I'm doing this show, but I've also got

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<v Speaker 2>a tab open up on my Google search at the moment,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to find out more information about the two

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and ninety nine streets.

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<v Speaker 4>In Melbourne and the CBD.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at top ten here that people have ranked

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<v Speaker 2>people of Melbourne of their the best streets in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, I would put my guests at number one

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<v Speaker 3>for Flinders Street.

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<v Speaker 4>Number five. Oh no, Patty, I'll give you a.

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<v Speaker 6>Guess, Colin Street, because it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a perising Number three. Number one is Elizabeth Street.

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<v Speaker 2>Elizabeth Street, get this, According to one reviewer, a street

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<v Speaker 2>for now and the future.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's go to lines and ask what you

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<v Speaker 4>up to right now?

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<v Speaker 7>Nicole good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good Nicole. What are you up to right now? Mate?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm just picking up my daughter from msect from water

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<v Speaker 8>polo training five thirty am.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, drop my daughter off to school at ten

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<v Speaker 2>to five. She was off to go row in this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>So how many times a week have you got to

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<v Speaker 2>do that?

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<v Speaker 8>Three times a week?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my, how old are kid?

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<v Speaker 8>She's only stay and I've got two the same age

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<v Speaker 8>as yours.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, and do you have the same trouble I do

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<v Speaker 2>of getting them out of that bed in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a nightmare at twenty plus four getting a teenager

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<v Speaker 2>out of bed. They're so yesterday evening I had to

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<v Speaker 2>get everything to you do you have to? Don't think

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<v Speaker 2>where you get everything ready? So there's a little kind

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<v Speaker 2>of conflict in the morning.

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<v Speaker 9>My goodness.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The water bottle, yeah, the water bottles there, everything's labeled up.

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<v Speaker 4>Your food for grunting, christal grunting. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And they love to have a bit of chit chat

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<v Speaker 2>on that drive to school. I got told to turn

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<v Speaker 2>it down when you're not doing the radio show yet.

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<v Speaker 4>How many Yes, you're quite right, So you've got to

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<v Speaker 4>have three times a week.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and you sit in the car while you wait

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<v Speaker 3>for him to do it.

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<v Speaker 10>Sometimes I run around out, but Park I can swallow.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's kind of you.

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<v Speaker 2>That is that part of an environmental agency that you do.

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<v Speaker 2>That is just a voluntearity work, voluntary.

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<v Speaker 8>Work that you dope, volunteer work. So I'm doing my bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, if you ever sat there in that car board

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<v Speaker 2>give us a show.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll put you to you so you can be a

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<v Speaker 4>researcher for the show.

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<v Speaker 2>We're always needing to set of hands. At the moment

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<v Speaker 2>we're trying to work out how many streets are in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're ever.

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<v Speaker 3>Board ways out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, be part of the show. All right, Nicole, thank

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<v Speaker 4>you very much you call. Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 10>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Bye bye. Rob, good morning morning. That's a safe.

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<v Speaker 9>Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, good Rob.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you up to right now?

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<v Speaker 11>I'm driving a school bus at Manon, heading here for

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<v Speaker 11>Patsy's neighbor of neighborhood at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>And are the kids all on board?

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<v Speaker 1>No, not a yet.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm heading there to pick them.

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<v Speaker 4>Upright And do you have the show on the radio

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<v Speaker 4>on the school bus?

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<v Speaker 1>I certainly do, good Man.

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<v Speaker 4>That is great. There's no other station I have, good Man.

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<v Speaker 4>And what's the reaction from the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you ever look in the mirror they sing along

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<v Speaker 2>to the songs or laughing at the hilariously funny bits

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<v Speaker 2>we do.

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<v Speaker 11>Oh yes, some of the songs I get it so,

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<v Speaker 11>especially by Jackson. So when you play a bit of

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<v Speaker 11>the old music, they're not too bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Rob, you have a great day, Thanks to God again, mate,

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<v Speaker 2>have a great excellent I have all the artists.

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<v Speaker 4>You had to pick that one. Jackie. Good morning in

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<v Speaker 4>Christine here going. I'm good Jackie. What are you up

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<v Speaker 4>to right now?

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<v Speaker 10>I'm driving home from night jeps?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, what have you been doing overnight? Overnight?

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<v Speaker 8>I waked down at boy Scouts stealing Hastings pak paint

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<v Speaker 8>color burn. So yeah, we're listening to.

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<v Speaker 4>You all night as well.

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<v Speaker 8>Sorry about Scooby.

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<v Speaker 12>Doo and your milk and cheese sandwich from yesterday's show.

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<v Speaker 2>So yes, often when we're reminded of what we said yesterday,

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<v Speaker 2>it's nothing but a deep shame. Imagine you said that

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<v Speaker 2>to another adult. Hey, that job you did yesterday, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Scooby Doo. All right, Jackie, have a good rest and sleep.

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<v Speaker 12>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, take care mate, Bye.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So tomorrow's show with the last one you hear from

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<v Speaker 2>us this year. The band news about that is already

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<v Speaker 2>My wife yesterday starts to give me a list of

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<v Speaker 2>tasks that now I'm captive at home, no ex use

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<v Speaker 2>of the radio show. Mysterious phone calls that I need

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<v Speaker 2>to go and make, and stuff like that I can't

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<v Speaker 2>hide from the to do list that's been building. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and the number one thing in there is when we

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<v Speaker 2>went to lockdown, like a lot of people, we all

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<v Speaker 2>started to buy stuff, didn't we. We all thought, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna need this. And one of the things that

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<v Speaker 2>I got was a full size table tennis table. Put

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<v Speaker 2>it in the garage, and I thought, we're gonna use

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be on this every single day.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 2>I really every time I see it now, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>it's in half, like in a shame corner of the garage. There,

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<v Speaker 2>big full size, unwieldy thing in half. The bats discarded

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<v Speaker 2>sadly on the floor like toy story. I think they

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<v Speaker 2>cry at night, those bats, unused and unloved.

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<v Speaker 3>How many how many games do you think you honestly played?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ashamed to say under twenty yea. The saddest thing

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<v Speaker 2>was what happens is when you got teenagers. They're a

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<v Speaker 2>tough crowd, right, and so every Friday and Saturday night

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be going, I turn up with the two bats

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<v Speaker 2>and go who fancies a game?

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<v Speaker 4>And they would barely even look up at me, barely

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<v Speaker 4>even look up at me. There's nothing sad when you've

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<v Speaker 4>got to walk away by yourself. Were two two is useless?

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<v Speaker 2>You can't even play by yourself, you know, there's nothing

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<v Speaker 2>you can do. They barely even look up for the phones.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I would do this, I go just five minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I guarantee willing not play for ten, but let's just

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<v Speaker 2>agree five. So yeah, I think eighteen tops eighteen sad

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<v Speaker 2>games on that. It breaks my heart that I've got

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<v Speaker 2>to say goodbye to that full size table tennis table.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's my lockdown left over, Jack, What did you

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<v Speaker 2>get mine?

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<v Speaker 3>Is sadly. Something that we all lorded on the show

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<v Speaker 3>was the air fryer.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not usually anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't use it anymore. Those first magical weeks

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<v Speaker 3>were we're making the chicken.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasshionate romance. It's wild.

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<v Speaker 2>It was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like a summer in the middle of lockdown.

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<v Speaker 3>And now we put it away in the cupboard, and

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<v Speaker 3>I never think to get it out, out of sight,

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<v Speaker 3>out of mind.

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<v Speaker 4>No one puts baby in the corner. Get that air

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<v Speaker 4>fryer out.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't used it in two much.

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<v Speaker 4>Bring it out today. There's no better day to start

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<v Speaker 4>that air fry relationship. We kindle that love you.

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<v Speaker 2>It'd always be there for you the air fryer. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>shove that way, it's too good. Perhaps did you do

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<v Speaker 2>panic and get anything? My wife brought a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>sort of long life goods that are still in the

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<v Speaker 2>garage now our garage right, Honestly, it looks like we're

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<v Speaker 2>on these doomsdays preppers.

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<v Speaker 4>About ten kilos of flour.

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<v Speaker 2>Still got loads of bags of rice, and for some

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<v Speaker 2>reason I still don't work out who in the house

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<v Speaker 2>eats this stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like about three full sized lead jars of prunes.

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<v Speaker 6>Swhere it all went. We got tins of peys and

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<v Speaker 6>tins of corn. But we're never going away. But I

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<v Speaker 6>grabbed it just in case we couldn't get frozen stuff

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<v Speaker 6>or fresh stuff.

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<v Speaker 12>It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we all did that. Okay, So what did you

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<v Speaker 4>get in Lockdown? Your Lockdown leftovers?

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Tomorrow's show all vinyl.

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<v Speaker 2>We're testing it out later on this morning to some

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<v Speaker 2>training for the team and how to use the world's

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<v Speaker 2>greatest music format, vinyl. Right now, then leftover from Lockdown?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you buy in Lockdown that you still got

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<v Speaker 2>those kind of rash purchases?

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<v Speaker 4>We all did this. I am the owner full sized

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<v Speaker 4>table tennis table.

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<v Speaker 2>I think when I look back at twenty twenty, I think,

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<v Speaker 2>why did I think teenage girls and one join playing

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<v Speaker 2>their old man and their mum in Doubless is Great?

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<v Speaker 3>Like I can really imagine Chuck Up.

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<v Speaker 4>A town movie.

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<v Speaker 2>This is how it plays out, the last scene with

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<v Speaker 2>a lovely song underneath it. Right is them all playing

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<v Speaker 2>that laughing as it goes on the floor. You know

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<v Speaker 2>the reality is a Friday night and me just going

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<v Speaker 2>table tennis.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, it's only been played.

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<v Speaker 2>On about a handful of times, So I need to

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<v Speaker 2>find a home for what is your leftover in Lockdown?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much to the text that this came

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<v Speaker 2>in simply saying Forrest Gump played table tennis by himself.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that means it's proving that can work, so you

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<v Speaker 3>can play by yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you saying I'm like Forest Gum? David? Good morning here,

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Christian David. Welcome to the show. What did

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<v Speaker 4>you get in lockdown? Then? What's left over?

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<v Speaker 7>A bumwasher?

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<v Speaker 4>Right? Okay again?

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<v Speaker 7>Not a bid a not a bid? No, No, it

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<v Speaker 7>looks like the sort of garden hose you with the

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<v Speaker 7>squeeze trigger that you have to wash your car, except

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<v Speaker 7>just designed for washing underneath. I bought it online when

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<v Speaker 7>the everyone was going crazy and buying up every piece

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<v Speaker 7>of toilet paper they could find.

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<v Speaker 4>You're a smart man, is the car so, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>So how does it work? Do you attach it to

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<v Speaker 4>the toilet sink or yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, no, you you attach it like it's got a

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<v Speaker 7>hose on it about a meter or so long. You

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<v Speaker 7>just attach it to a t junction on your inlet

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<v Speaker 7>water for the toilet system, and then you squeeze it

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<v Speaker 7>like you would if you were washing your car. And

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<v Speaker 7>it's only a little like it's probably.

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<v Speaker 4>Afterwards.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, all stainless steel, and yeah, you just wash yourself down.

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<v Speaker 4>But what while you stood in the bathroom, you are

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<v Speaker 4>you're doing this?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, you're sitting on the toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>I see right, though you don't go into the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought you were in the bath and then you

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<v Speaker 4>got to do that thing like you're do in the yard.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, we gotta swish it all away, how do you?

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<v Speaker 3>David?

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<v Speaker 7>For me, very different. My wife's Indonesian and they virtually

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<v Speaker 7>never used toilet paper. They always themselves. Yeah, so she

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<v Speaker 7>was quite used to it and she was happy to

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<v Speaker 7>see it turn up. But for me, yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 7>a bit of an odd sensation. But now it's just yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>you still use it every day. Yeah. Well we've cut

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<v Speaker 7>down from going through maybe three rolls a week to

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<v Speaker 7>one roll a week.

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<v Speaker 4>This is you're for the whole bumwasher campaign movement, aren't you.

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<v Speaker 7>No one would want to see my bo I tell you.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, David? Second, the term giddiness isn't it to the

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<v Speaker 4>show this week? David?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much, you caol. Maybe next year we

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<v Speaker 2>do a feature listeners bums. I'm joking, Dukes. Yes, are

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<v Speaker 2>you the guy every day who delivers great time wasters?

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<v Speaker 13>That would be me?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're really funny. You were the one the first

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<v Speaker 2>people when we started to do that two off years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I maybe you were the first ones who was there

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<v Speaker 2>most mornings were in the early days the show. Would

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<v Speaker 2>always be grateful that there. They always make me laugh

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<v Speaker 2>every day do so thanks for taking part in that.

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<v Speaker 13>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, what have you got in Lockdown?

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<v Speaker 13>I've bought a driving simulator from my PS four which

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<v Speaker 13>had good intentions of using, and it now sits in

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<v Speaker 13>the garage.

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<v Speaker 2>It's where everything we bought Lockdown goes to die. It's

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<v Speaker 2>your house. Graveyard is the garage and was the driving simulator.

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<v Speaker 2>When we were in Lockdown, we weren't had to drive anywhere,

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<v Speaker 2>so the next best thing is sat there in front

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<v Speaker 2>of you PS four driving around.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 13>I'd like to think so, yes, but no, it's wore

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<v Speaker 13>off pretty quick. The novelty.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there any games where you're not doing races but

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<v Speaker 3>you're just driving, like to and from work?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Uber Driver, there's a PS four Uber Driver.

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<v Speaker 13>Game, but you could be onto something jack byby I

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<v Speaker 13>read the talk off one. Yeah with something all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, dudes, thank you very much. You cool, just buddy,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, what did you get in Lockdown? Your Lockdown leftovers? Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>good Christian O'Connell show podcast asked him this morning, what

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<v Speaker 2>are your Lockdown leftovers?

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<v Speaker 4>What did you get in Lockdown that you've still got?

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<v Speaker 2>So I need to offload a full size Benny used

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<v Speaker 2>tables at this table even now?

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<v Speaker 4>It just what was I thinking? Why don't you gut

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<v Speaker 4>to stop me?

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<v Speaker 13>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I loved the idea at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Teenage Carls don't want to play on a table tennis

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<v Speaker 2>at the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Kirsty, good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 8>It's actually Christy, but that's okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I forgive you, sorry, Christy. Christian, what did you get

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<v Speaker 4>in lockdown?

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<v Speaker 8>I bought a motorized eski.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean like that you can actually sit

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<v Speaker 4>on it and ride it?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, so it's like a probably a forty fits a

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<v Speaker 8>nice Luberbier with a fifty cc motor on the back.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you go on the roads on that?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>And so where did you drive it around the garden?

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<v Speaker 8>I've got ten ages. So obviously during lockdown, we weren't

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<v Speaker 8>allowed to go anywhere, and we weren't allowed to really

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<v Speaker 8>see anyone. So my neighbors and I were really good friends,

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<v Speaker 8>and I used to ride to the fence line and

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<v Speaker 8>we used to have a little basket up there. We

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<v Speaker 8>called it the border Land far that's right, like our reprieve.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so you would head for the Borderlands bar and

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<v Speaker 2>the motorized eski yes, yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>And if I couldn't get through the bush area because

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<v Speaker 8>it was too wet, I used to ride down the

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<v Speaker 8>medium strip on the side.

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<v Speaker 4>Amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>What great thing to see someone sat on an eski

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<v Speaker 2>and does it must pick up quite a bit of speed.

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<v Speaker 8>Then yes, yeah, I think it probably maxes out about

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<v Speaker 8>forty or fifty whoa out? So yeah, it boogies, it

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<v Speaker 8>gets up and goes Maybe we.

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<v Speaker 2>Do a motorized eski Grand Prix. We're trying to work

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<v Speaker 2>out everything we should come up with Penny farthing so

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<v Speaker 2>far the ride or mowers and now maybe the motorized

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<v Speaker 2>sc Grand Prix next year.

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<v Speaker 4>That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 8>Well you could do like a super series of that

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<v Speaker 8>because they come up to a one ten.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah, you were going to pick up some speed

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<v Speaker 4>on that. Where did you buy it? By the way,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm fascinated by this now.

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<v Speaker 8>I bought it off a guy off the marketplace, but

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<v Speaker 8>I'm pretty sure you can buy them from eb Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, but there's people have done their modifications to

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<v Speaker 4>them and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, yeah, so it's like little side steps you put

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<v Speaker 8>your feet on, see not just like dangle in your legs,

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<v Speaker 8>and you can upgrade them to heavy judy tires and

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<v Speaker 8>things like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Awesome, that's pretty Christy. Thank you very much. You could

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<v Speaker 4>have a good day, Yes you do. Dr Harry. Hello,

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<v Speaker 4>is there a doctor in the house?

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<v Speaker 14>There is, there is, yes, doctor Harry.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh boy, it's me, doctor Harry. How are you and

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<v Speaker 4>what did you get in lockdown?

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<v Speaker 14>Ah, Christian, I made the biggest mistake of all. I'm

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<v Speaker 14>the world worship and every sauceman and Pam, I buy

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<v Speaker 14>the handle brakes off.

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<v Speaker 13>You know.

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<v Speaker 14>I used to buy those cheap saucepans all the time,

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<v Speaker 14>and you you'd flipping pancakes and the handle and break

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<v Speaker 14>off and the pana go up in the air and

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<v Speaker 14>have a mess everywhere. So I get those catalogs in

0:27:06.400 --> 0:27:08.320
<v Speaker 14>my mailbox all the time. You know, you open the

0:27:08.400 --> 0:27:10.159
<v Speaker 14>marp you can buy ten of these and three of

0:27:10.200 --> 0:27:12.560
<v Speaker 14>these and you get a free popcorn maker. So I

0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:14.760
<v Speaker 14>just started ticking the boxes. I said, well, I need

0:27:14.800 --> 0:27:17.159
<v Speaker 14>a new sauceman. A new fry pan and this so

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<v Speaker 14>I ticked all the boxes. Should have read it a

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<v Speaker 14>bit more carefully. Every box you tick you get five off.

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<v Speaker 14>So I ended up with fourteen sets of things.

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<v Speaker 3>My bloody well don't need.

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<v Speaker 14>But the saving grace is I've got a free popcorn

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<v Speaker 14>make and I still have a use. And now I'm

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<v Speaker 14>giving them saucepans away at the surgery.

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<v Speaker 9>I hope my wife doesn't find out about this.

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<v Speaker 4>This is amazing. So you come get your teeth done,

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<v Speaker 4>you get a free saucepan. That is brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, who weather dentist is doing this in town?

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<v Speaker 2>You're onto something.

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<v Speaker 4>Talk to Harry Nobody.

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<v Speaker 14>Don't let don't let my wife find out if she

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<v Speaker 14>finds a stack of saucemans in the garage.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm dead, all right, Dodter Horry. Nice it taught you.

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<v Speaker 4>Take care. See Brenon's on the line, brent Hello, Hello, Brenton.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you mate? How can we help you? Brenton?

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<v Speaker 13>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 9>Well here, I'm only calling because my children trust the

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<v Speaker 9>phone into my hands and said Dad, win us a

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<v Speaker 9>table tennis table. So here I am talking to you,

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<v Speaker 9>trying to table for my children.

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<v Speaker 4>This is great Brenton. Normally is the other way around.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a lot of pushy parents getting kids to

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<v Speaker 2>call us try and win Christmas trees this week. Now

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<v Speaker 2>it's the other And so were you just carrying on

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<v Speaker 2>with your morning duty? So like car radio? Table tennis?

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<v Speaker 10>Dad?

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<v Speaker 4>One table tennis table?

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, So I was just seeing here, minding my own business,

0:28:31.160 --> 0:28:33.960
<v Speaker 9>eating my breakfast, and a phone was thrust into my hands,

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<v Speaker 9>Dad winners a table tennis table, and I went, what, how?

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<v Speaker 4>Who? When? And here I am a new feature on

0:28:40.800 --> 0:28:41.080
<v Speaker 4>the show.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, who are the little legends that listen

0:28:43.640 --> 0:28:45.600
<v Speaker 2>to the show that heard us talk about this and

0:28:45.720 --> 0:28:46.920
<v Speaker 2>then thrust the phone into your face?

0:28:46.960 --> 0:28:47.280
<v Speaker 4>Who's that?

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<v Speaker 9>So my twin daughter's Finley and Freyer have thrust the

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<v Speaker 9>phone into my face and said, Dad, get that table.

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<v Speaker 4>And how old are the twin girls?

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<v Speaker 9>They are ten?

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<v Speaker 4>And do they like playing table tennis?

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<v Speaker 9>They've never played table tennis a dawn.

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<v Speaker 4>They're low. Now come on listen. I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>It'd be the same thing if I give you this table,

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<v Speaker 2>it'd be the same fate of my warning. It would

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<v Speaker 2>just become a prop that you can hang stuff off

0:29:09.400 --> 0:29:09.920
<v Speaker 2>in the garret.

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<v Speaker 9>Brinton Well it's true we are a games family. But

0:29:13.560 --> 0:29:16.760
<v Speaker 9>it's true. The table tennis table will probably sat there

0:29:16.760 --> 0:29:18.400
<v Speaker 9>with all the toys we worchering lockdown.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want the table tennis table?

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<v Speaker 9>We'd love the table tennis table.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys can have it. Let the girls know they

0:29:24.560 --> 0:29:25.320
<v Speaker 4>can have it.

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<v Speaker 9>That'll be trill the other room.

0:29:27.840 --> 0:29:30.360
<v Speaker 4>This thing. We'll get it out to.

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<v Speaker 9>Where are you We are in Geelong?

0:29:32.480 --> 0:29:32.720
<v Speaker 4>All right?

0:29:32.760 --> 0:29:35.960
<v Speaker 2>Well Jack's got a ute, so you put it on

0:29:36.040 --> 0:29:38.600
<v Speaker 2>the Yeah, we've got seven weeks off. You can take

0:29:38.600 --> 0:29:40.160
<v Speaker 2>a little trip out there to Glong.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm sure the girls would love a trip out

0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:43.560
<v Speaker 3>to Melbourne. Haye, Brenton to come and pick up the

0:29:43.960 --> 0:29:44.960
<v Speaker 3>table tennis table.

0:29:45.360 --> 0:29:51.200
<v Speaker 4>Halfway where it can we can staff there that little

0:29:51.240 --> 0:29:51.720
<v Speaker 4>chugger bunch.

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<v Speaker 3>It looks great.

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<v Speaker 2>What would what we need to do though, Brenton? Okay,

0:29:57.200 --> 0:29:59.320
<v Speaker 2>I'll get it to you all right, first show back

0:29:59.640 --> 0:30:01.840
<v Speaker 2>in twenty twenty one. I need you to call me up.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to tell how many games the girls have

0:30:04.200 --> 0:30:04.600
<v Speaker 2>played it.

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<v Speaker 9>Okay, no problem. Yeah, it'll probably sit outside next to

0:30:08.520 --> 0:30:09.080
<v Speaker 9>the pool table.

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<v Speaker 4>So grand awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>If it's under twenty you're going to give it over.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah next year if the gift that keeps on giving.

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<v Speaker 4>Next year, perfect the girls, they can play.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian than Hello, good Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>This week we are gifting the junior listeners to the

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<v Speaker 2>show often made to listen to us forcibly. On the

0:30:32.840 --> 0:30:34.840
<v Speaker 2>school run, We're giving you a little Christmas gift. We're

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<v Speaker 2>giving you a Christmas tree. Patsy, what are you after

0:30:37.520 --> 0:30:38.080
<v Speaker 2>for Christmas?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what?

0:30:39.040 --> 0:30:40.800
<v Speaker 6>The love God's got the radio on at the moment.

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<v Speaker 6>On the school run, I really really really want to

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<v Speaker 6>dice in the eleven this year?

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<v Speaker 3>Really really you plug in that cording?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, it's lovely.

0:30:50.600 --> 0:30:52.080
<v Speaker 6>Suck up all that dog here.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the amazing things. Jackie boy, what are you after

0:30:54.520 --> 0:30:55.360
<v Speaker 4>for Christmas this year?

0:30:55.760 --> 0:30:57.760
<v Speaker 3>I don't want for much really.

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<v Speaker 2>Amazing, true at all. You are the probably one of

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<v Speaker 2>the most high in demand people on this team. You

0:31:03.120 --> 0:31:03.960
<v Speaker 2>want for a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>You think shoes mean you get your pair of shoes?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you want to Darling? I've got you those shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I saw you looking at the shop window of

0:31:19.760 --> 0:31:25.960
<v Speaker 2>the day, those dress shoes you want for that non

0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:30.920
<v Speaker 2>job of yours. My wife asked me yesterday, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know about if you're the same as there's this Patsy,

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<v Speaker 2>will you be made for a while?

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<v Speaker 4>I just went, let's not bother this.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm already up to that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, good selfish, it's not the effort of having

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<v Speaker 2>to go and pick went out for my wife, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I don't worry about it this year.

0:31:45.280 --> 0:31:46.960
<v Speaker 4>But then she said, oh, I got to get you something.

0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:49.680
<v Speaker 4>You could have something under the tree for you. I

0:31:49.760 --> 0:31:51.720
<v Speaker 4>know what I want. This is really sad, right, I

0:31:51.800 --> 0:31:52.880
<v Speaker 4>just said, a new backpack.

0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:54.880
<v Speaker 3>You've got enough bad pack.

0:31:55.080 --> 0:31:57.840
<v Speaker 4>She said that, what are you my wife, my radio wife.

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<v Speaker 4>I can have another backpack one you've got one for

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<v Speaker 4>each their other week. Let's go to the lines. Grace,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning, Hi, good morning, Grace. Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>How old are you Grace?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm twelve twelve?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? Are you looking forward to Christmas?

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah?

0:32:12.920 --> 0:32:13.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>And what are you after for Christmas this year? Grace?

0:32:15.880 --> 0:32:16.880
<v Speaker 12>I would love a cat.

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<v Speaker 4>Well I started to wrap that up, shove it under

0:32:18.880 --> 0:32:20.800
<v Speaker 4>the tree for a couple of weeks. You might have

0:32:20.880 --> 0:32:25.400
<v Speaker 4>a clue. Oh you'll never guess what's in there. Shout out,

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<v Speaker 4>mister Timmle's a cat. And do you think you might

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<v Speaker 4>get one. I don't know what color you told Momode

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<v Speaker 4>what kind of color cat you want?

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<v Speaker 12>Oh?

0:32:36.400 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I want to blue Beernies A.

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<v Speaker 4>Blue Benny, A blue Benies, Pernie beautiful blue though.

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<v Speaker 2>Black one.

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<v Speaker 4>They changed their minds so quickly, Grace. Would you like

0:32:51.760 --> 0:32:53.400
<v Speaker 4>a Christmas tree? Yes?

0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:53.880
<v Speaker 9>Please?

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<v Speaker 4>Awesome? Grace. Are you made to listen to the show

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<v Speaker 4>every morning or do you choose to? I choose to?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, assume, Grace. Well, you've got great tastes in music, Grace,

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<v Speaker 2>you have a great Christmas? How you get that Burmese cat?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Grace, have a good day at school. Bye

0:33:09.400 --> 0:33:14.880
<v Speaker 2>bye bye, Now we got here. Riley Christian Hello, Riley?

0:33:14.960 --> 0:33:17.760
<v Speaker 4>How are you mate? Are you yeah? Pretty good? Yeah?

0:33:17.920 --> 0:33:19.800
<v Speaker 4>And what have you got a school today? What is

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<v Speaker 4>Thursday for you? Riley?

0:33:22.480 --> 0:33:24.200
<v Speaker 9>Well today I've actually got my exams?

0:33:26.080 --> 0:33:27.440
<v Speaker 4>And what's your exam today?

0:33:28.360 --> 0:33:28.600
<v Speaker 9>Am I?

0:33:28.760 --> 0:33:29.320
<v Speaker 6>Humanities?

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<v Speaker 5>On?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>And are you looking forward to that?

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<v Speaker 1>Not?

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<v Speaker 12>Really?

0:33:33.400 --> 0:33:33.440
<v Speaker 13>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Not at all? Have you done any revision? Riley?

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah?

0:33:37.360 --> 0:33:39.280
<v Speaker 4>I have listen. I'm not your mum or dad? Have

0:33:39.360 --> 0:33:41.440
<v Speaker 4>you really done someone you just pretended to in your bedroom?

0:33:41.440 --> 0:33:42.960
<v Speaker 4>And then the moment the door gets shut, the phone.

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<v Speaker 6>Comes out I haven't really.

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<v Speaker 4>Well listen, good luck anyway. What are you after for

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<v Speaker 4>Christmas this year? Riley?

0:33:51.000 --> 0:33:52.280
<v Speaker 9>I actually love a pet?

0:33:52.960 --> 0:33:53.320
<v Speaker 4>A pet?

0:33:53.440 --> 0:33:53.600
<v Speaker 11>Yeah?

0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:55.600
<v Speaker 4>What you got any pet in mind? Or just genuinely

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<v Speaker 4>just a pet?

0:33:56.720 --> 0:33:56.880
<v Speaker 15>Well?

0:33:56.920 --> 0:33:59.080
<v Speaker 9>I once had a bird and that was great, so

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<v Speaker 9>i'd love another bird.

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<v Speaker 4>What you got bird for Christmas?

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<v Speaker 13>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I got it for my birthday a few years ago.

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<v Speaker 4>What kind of bird?

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<v Speaker 13>Cocka TiO?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah yeah? What would you like another little mate

0:34:10.280 --> 0:34:11.839
<v Speaker 4>for it? Yeah?

0:34:12.360 --> 0:34:14.320
<v Speaker 9>Well I don't have my other one anymore.

0:34:14.440 --> 0:34:16.200
<v Speaker 8>A little way flew away?

0:34:16.480 --> 0:34:18.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, that's what he said.

0:34:19.680 --> 0:34:20.879
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, he's my best friend.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, this is heartbreaking. And who left the

0:34:25.160 --> 0:34:27.520
<v Speaker 4>case door open? Mum? Or dad? Oh?

0:34:27.680 --> 0:34:27.919
<v Speaker 11>Dad?

0:34:28.680 --> 0:34:35.719
<v Speaker 4>Oh dear? Oh dad, Dad Dad? And it just flew away? Yeah?

0:34:35.960 --> 0:34:37.759
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, do you put any posters up looking for it?

0:34:37.760 --> 0:34:40.399
<v Speaker 4>What was he called? And Leo? Leo?

0:34:41.280 --> 0:34:43.040
<v Speaker 2>You've got to hope that Leo's out there right now

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<v Speaker 2>and he's missing you, but he's still having a good life.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, that's hope. So oh but I hope you

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<v Speaker 4>get a new cockatil for Christmas?

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<v Speaker 14>Thanks?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Leo? Part two? Okay, would you like a Christmas tree?

0:34:56.440 --> 0:34:56.640
<v Speaker 13>Yeah?

0:34:56.640 --> 0:34:57.640
<v Speaker 9>I'd love a Christmas tree.

0:34:57.640 --> 0:34:59.040
<v Speaker 4>All right, do you know what We're going to sort

0:34:59.040 --> 0:35:00.680
<v Speaker 4>you out with a couple of other as well, from

0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:01.359
<v Speaker 4>us to you as well.

0:35:01.360 --> 0:35:04.439
<v Speaker 2>All right, thanks, that's all right, righty, Thanks for calling

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<v Speaker 2>in and good luck today in the exam.

0:35:06.760 --> 0:35:07.080
<v Speaker 13>Thanks.

0:35:08.320 --> 0:35:14.360
<v Speaker 4>It is a sad old story, Dad, This is best mate?

0:35:14.880 --> 0:35:18.319
<v Speaker 4>Why didn't they replace a little cockatail? All right? Here

0:35:18.360 --> 0:35:19.960
<v Speaker 4>we got here? Eloise?

0:35:21.000 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 9>Yes, hi Christian, Eloise, Hello Christian?

0:35:28.160 --> 0:35:34.960
<v Speaker 4>Hello Eloise. Isn't exciting? You're on the radio? Eloise? How

0:35:34.960 --> 0:35:38.440
<v Speaker 4>old are you? Mate? I'm eleven and now you're on

0:35:38.520 --> 0:35:39.600
<v Speaker 4>Do you want to sell O to any of your

0:35:39.640 --> 0:35:40.640
<v Speaker 4>friends that might be listening?

0:35:41.520 --> 0:35:41.719
<v Speaker 6>Ah?

0:35:42.600 --> 0:35:43.560
<v Speaker 4>Sure, why not?

0:35:45.360 --> 0:35:47.040
<v Speaker 12>Hello? Yeah? Emily?

0:35:48.680 --> 0:35:49.319
<v Speaker 4>Is that your crew?

0:35:50.520 --> 0:35:50.719
<v Speaker 12>Yes?

0:35:53.320 --> 0:35:55.960
<v Speaker 4>All right, okay, but you go around school course in trouble.

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:58.520
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, that's what the teachers say.

0:35:59.680 --> 0:36:01.600
<v Speaker 4>Just chant. I'll bet your trouble. You're getting those little

0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:03.960
<v Speaker 4>kids and flushing their heads down the toilet. Yeah, that's

0:36:04.040 --> 0:36:08.320
<v Speaker 4>got to stop. Get out of it. I know it's you, Luis.

0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:09.719
<v Speaker 4>What do you want for Christmas?

0:36:12.200 --> 0:36:12.239
<v Speaker 1>Not?

0:36:12.360 --> 0:36:13.960
<v Speaker 12>Actually? I mean we just want to see all my

0:36:14.000 --> 0:36:16.640
<v Speaker 12>friends and family Christmas because we haven't been able to

0:36:16.719 --> 0:36:17.480
<v Speaker 12>do that all year long.

0:36:18.239 --> 0:36:20.440
<v Speaker 4>What a sweetheart you've got you just just see your

0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:24.719
<v Speaker 4>family and friends. Yeah, that's lovely. Yeah. It's been a

0:36:24.800 --> 0:36:28.600
<v Speaker 4>tough year, isn't it. Yeah, you're still looking for the Christmas.

0:36:28.280 --> 0:36:32.600
<v Speaker 12>Though, Yes, definitely, We've got the decorations up, they already.

0:36:33.560 --> 0:36:35.839
<v Speaker 12>Oh you need a Christmas tree though?

0:36:36.440 --> 0:36:37.600
<v Speaker 4>All right? All right, I get the hint.

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what happened to that sweet little earlier on that

0:36:43.560 --> 0:36:44.840
<v Speaker 2>just want to see a family of friends?

0:36:45.160 --> 0:36:47.040
<v Speaker 4>Pick it up, mister DJ, I've got a lot going

0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:52.479
<v Speaker 4>on today. We will give you a brand new Christmas tree, Okay,

0:36:52.520 --> 0:36:53.080
<v Speaker 4>a real one.

0:36:53.239 --> 0:36:55.480
<v Speaker 15>Right, Oh my gosh, thank you, hey.

0:36:55.400 --> 0:36:57.320
<v Speaker 2>Pleasure, you have a great Christmas. Hope you get to

0:36:58.239 --> 0:36:59.680
<v Speaker 2>you get to see all your family and friends. Never

0:36:59.719 --> 0:37:02.920
<v Speaker 2>found sick Christmas? All right, you two, all right, blessure,

0:37:02.960 --> 0:37:04.319
<v Speaker 2>thank you very much for calling him.

0:37:04.520 --> 0:37:06.919
<v Speaker 4>All right? Should we take one more? Team, one more?

0:37:07.480 --> 0:37:12.439
<v Speaker 4>Who have we got here? Leila? Hello Christian, Hello Leela.

0:37:12.560 --> 0:37:15.120
<v Speaker 4>Welcome to the show. Leita. What are you after for Christmas?

0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:20.320
<v Speaker 12>For my set samily to be happy at an xbox?

0:37:22.760 --> 0:37:22.920
<v Speaker 4>Now?

0:37:23.560 --> 0:37:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Imagine right, because I know that Father Christmas listens to

0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:29.920
<v Speaker 2>this show at the North Pole and all that layoffs

0:37:29.960 --> 0:37:32.480
<v Speaker 2>every day, right, and they be listening. If you could

0:37:32.480 --> 0:37:34.520
<v Speaker 2>only get one of those happiness for your family or

0:37:34.600 --> 0:37:36.279
<v Speaker 2>the Xbox. Which one are you going for?

0:37:37.600 --> 0:37:38.839
<v Speaker 12>Probably the x box?

0:37:39.200 --> 0:37:41.279
<v Speaker 4>The right call, the right call. The elves are all

0:37:41.320 --> 0:37:43.720
<v Speaker 4>agreeing with you right now. Listen to this. That's great.

0:37:44.000 --> 0:37:50.200
<v Speaker 2>We will send you a Christmas tree. Okay, Hello, Patton,

0:37:50.400 --> 0:37:53.320
<v Speaker 2>I said, we'll send you a Christmas tree. Okay, lovely,

0:37:53.440 --> 0:37:54.680
<v Speaker 2>all right, have a great Christmas.

0:37:54.880 --> 0:37:58.480
<v Speaker 4>Bye, Leila, I will bye bye bye bye you hang up.

0:37:59.200 --> 0:38:00.000
<v Speaker 9>Christian christ.

0:38:01.480 --> 0:38:03.440
<v Speaker 1>Christian Show podcast.

0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:05.879
<v Speaker 4>All right, before we crack on with the show. About

0:38:05.920 --> 0:38:07.440
<v Speaker 4>five minutes ago, we were tepicon calls.

0:38:07.440 --> 0:38:09.120
<v Speaker 2>Were chatted to some great kids and giving them some

0:38:09.280 --> 0:38:11.600
<v Speaker 2>Christmas trees, and one of them was a guy called Riley,

0:38:11.960 --> 0:38:14.840
<v Speaker 2>and Riley was telling us about his his cockatil that

0:38:15.680 --> 0:38:18.319
<v Speaker 2>flew away, and we just wanted to get Riley back.

0:38:18.520 --> 0:38:22.400
<v Speaker 4>Riley, Hello, hello mate, listen Riley, stay there. Someone's on

0:38:22.480 --> 0:38:22.799
<v Speaker 4>the line.

0:38:22.840 --> 0:38:25.160
<v Speaker 2>They heard you chat to was just now about Leo,

0:38:25.280 --> 0:38:30.680
<v Speaker 2>your pet cockatail that flew away. Simon, Good morning, Garry Christian.

0:38:30.719 --> 0:38:31.640
<v Speaker 7>How are I I'm good?

0:38:31.719 --> 0:38:34.480
<v Speaker 2>So you're chatting to Riley? Now, Riley, this is Simon.

0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:36.480
<v Speaker 2>He was listening earlier and he's got it's not something

0:38:36.520 --> 0:38:37.360
<v Speaker 2>to say to you, Simon.

0:38:37.400 --> 0:38:41.120
<v Speaker 15>Off you go, Riley here. I was a bit saddened

0:38:41.160 --> 0:38:44.879
<v Speaker 15>by your story about cockatills. So I actually break cockatils

0:38:45.000 --> 0:38:47.480
<v Speaker 15>and I've got some babies at the moment, and I'll

0:38:47.560 --> 0:38:52.799
<v Speaker 15>give you one for Christmas issues. I'm serious, mate, I'll

0:38:52.800 --> 0:38:56.720
<v Speaker 15>give you one. Thank you so much. You're welcome.

0:38:57.000 --> 0:38:59.040
<v Speaker 4>No, Simon, that is such a lovely thing to do.

0:38:59.280 --> 0:39:01.480
<v Speaker 2>And Riley's both it was so clear that did they

0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:03.640
<v Speaker 2>love that you had for your little Leo, your cockatil.

0:39:03.719 --> 0:39:05.719
<v Speaker 4>So Simon's going to give you a new baby one.

0:39:05.760 --> 0:39:07.720
<v Speaker 4>You can have a new bust mate now for Christmas.

0:39:08.000 --> 0:39:08.800
<v Speaker 2>That's awesome.

0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:10.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it is, isn't it. That's great.

0:39:10.560 --> 0:39:11.600
<v Speaker 2>You've got to now you've got to think of a

0:39:11.680 --> 0:39:15.400
<v Speaker 2>new name to replace Leo with a right, yeah, yeah, Riley,

0:39:15.440 --> 0:39:18.040
<v Speaker 2>have a good day at school you too, all right,

0:39:18.080 --> 0:39:20.680
<v Speaker 2>take care, Happy Christmas. Simon, you're a great man. Thank

0:39:20.719 --> 0:39:21.879
<v Speaker 2>you very much for doing that, mate.

0:39:21.920 --> 0:39:24.080
<v Speaker 4>That's awesome. Cheers, have a great Christmas.

0:39:23.840 --> 0:39:24.440
<v Speaker 15>Charlie welcome.

0:39:24.640 --> 0:39:24.880
<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

0:39:25.239 --> 0:39:30.800
<v Speaker 1>Cheers, Simon Christian Christian Christian o'connalds show podcast.

0:39:31.200 --> 0:39:33.080
<v Speaker 4>So Lort, Riley, thank you very much.

0:39:33.200 --> 0:39:35.960
<v Speaker 2>Like the kindness of Simon hearing that we all, we

0:39:36.040 --> 0:39:37.360
<v Speaker 2>all had a little lump in our throat when we

0:39:37.440 --> 0:39:40.200
<v Speaker 2>heard Riley there. It was only fourteen talking about his

0:39:40.719 --> 0:39:43.920
<v Speaker 2>pet cockatil that flew Away's mom and dad I have

0:39:43.960 --> 0:39:46.920
<v Speaker 2>just called in. They're swo in the station. His dad

0:39:47.040 --> 0:39:50.120
<v Speaker 2>left that case door open on purpose. He's fuming and

0:39:50.239 --> 0:39:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Mama dad just got into to say thank you to Simon.

0:39:53.400 --> 0:39:56.239
<v Speaker 2>All right, So tomorrow's show to our show, their last

0:39:56.280 --> 0:39:58.160
<v Speaker 2>show of the year, and we're going all vinyl. So

0:39:58.560 --> 0:40:00.560
<v Speaker 2>in about twenty minutes time we've got the turnti, we'll

0:40:00.600 --> 0:40:02.520
<v Speaker 2>plugged him. We need to check we still know how

0:40:02.560 --> 0:40:07.600
<v Speaker 2>to use vinyl. It's not a very easy musical format

0:40:07.680 --> 0:40:09.840
<v Speaker 2>to use when it's albums, which is what a lot

0:40:09.880 --> 0:40:13.000
<v Speaker 2>of the songs that they've donated for us to play tomorrow.

0:40:13.280 --> 0:40:14.600
<v Speaker 2>Before that, the other big thing we're going to be

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<v Speaker 2>doing tomorrow is I'm sure, like you guys, a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of us just don't want to hear certain words next year.

0:40:21.320 --> 0:40:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's all going, I hope next year is gonna better.

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<v Speaker 2>Are the words that have come out of this year

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<v Speaker 2>that we've never said before. Super spreader. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to hear that word anymore, you know, super spreader. There

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<v Speaker 2>are these words that we don't want to hear next year.

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<v Speaker 2>It will be something that we'll always remember together twenty twenty,

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<v Speaker 2>but not twenty twenty one. So all we want to

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<v Speaker 2>do is we've hired a wood chipper. Thank you very

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<v Speaker 2>much for Kenyards.

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<v Speaker 4>They're back. They helped us capture the gig couple of

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<v Speaker 4>weeks ago. Kenyards are back.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a wood chipper, and what we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>do is we're going to write the words that we

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<v Speaker 2>want to see the back of at the end of

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<v Speaker 2>this year and never hear again next year. We're going

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<v Speaker 2>to put them on a little logs and then Jackie

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<v Speaker 2>Boy is going to feed them in to the wood chipper.

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<v Speaker 2>So what words do we want wanted you call up

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<v Speaker 2>this morning? What word do you not want to hear

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<v Speaker 2>again next year? Patsy, what's it for you?

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<v Speaker 6>Unprecedented? Oh yeah, I heard it used in a different context.

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<v Speaker 6>Is awaken?

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<v Speaker 3>Us are cringed?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>This year's has been the year of unprecedented steps and

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<v Speaker 2>unprecedented actions.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack what's it for you?

0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:23.640
<v Speaker 3>Stage with any number after it? Stage one, Stage two,

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<v Speaker 3>Stage three, the dreaded Stage four.

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<v Speaker 2>You can all go in the chipper and at one point.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a stage four point two we would take it.

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<v Speaker 4>To as well. What was four point one? Yeah? All right?

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<v Speaker 4>What other words can we put in the woodschipp.

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<v Speaker 1>Before you the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>What are the words from this year you do not

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<v Speaker 2>want to hear to be uttered next year? In twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty one, Christian, This is from Sunshine Machado. An awesome name,

0:41:48.480 --> 0:41:52.640
<v Speaker 2>like a folk singer. Sunshine Machado, What a lovely name.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all in this together. That's going in hotspot, Yes,

0:41:58.680 --> 0:42:03.239
<v Speaker 2>Marion homeschooling. Yes, it'll be cathartic to hear that being

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<v Speaker 2>shredded tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>Marie, we can't hear you. You're on mute.

0:42:09.200 --> 0:42:14.279
<v Speaker 2>You're on mute, Zoom zoom. Meeting can go in as well.

0:42:14.440 --> 0:42:19.040
<v Speaker 2>Microsoft teams sooner shredder. But then COVID happened. I think,

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<v Speaker 2>I think even I've said that a couple of times

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<v Speaker 2>this year as well, But then COVID happened.

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<v Speaker 4>Staying apark keeps us together, All.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, let's go to lines Jacobo. Yes, you're right, Iso, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>straight in the isolation. It's just Iso, isn't It was

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<v Speaker 2>all about isou.

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<v Speaker 3>We used to abbreviate no.

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<v Speaker 2>No iso goes in Jacob were shoving in? Okay, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you mate.

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<v Speaker 4>Alright, Judy, I.

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<v Speaker 10>Never want to hear the phrase Karen from Brighton again.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Karen, that can go and thank you very much, Judy.

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<v Speaker 14>Michelle Christian, I never ever want to hear d of

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<v Speaker 14>steel ever again.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, the ring of steel never again in the shredder.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much, Michelle.

0:43:10.160 --> 0:43:10.440
<v Speaker 8>Thank you.

0:43:11.360 --> 0:43:13.320
<v Speaker 4>It's like therapy for us. This isn't you can feel it,

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<v Speaker 4>cathartic release. Have we got here? Olivia?

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<v Speaker 13>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, christ I'm good Olivia. I hope you're well as well.

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<v Speaker 2>So the word you do not want to hear again next.

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<v Speaker 10>Year social distance because there's a lot of single people

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<v Speaker 10>out there. How can you meet people when you have

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<v Speaker 10>to social distance?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it must have been really really hard, actually awful. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and so can you go out now meet people again?

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<v Speaker 10>Well you can, but there's not many people out there.

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<v Speaker 10>Everyone's you know, at home or keeping the distance obviously

0:43:45.360 --> 0:43:48.600
<v Speaker 10>because they're scared. Everyone's scared, and you have to wear

0:43:48.640 --> 0:43:50.560
<v Speaker 10>a mask when there's a lot of people in a

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<v Speaker 10>restaurant or in a bar role.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, I guess it's hard to have an early

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<v Speaker 4>date when it's like that.

0:43:57.400 --> 0:43:58.440
<v Speaker 13>Yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 10>So for all the people that I don't want to

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<v Speaker 10>hear that word social distance, because you just want to

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<v Speaker 10>socialize and get out there and meet.

0:44:06.520 --> 0:44:07.440
<v Speaker 13>People and be happy.

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<v Speaker 4>You want to get you all right, we'll put it

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<v Speaker 4>in the wood chipper tomorrow. Kay. Great, Thank you a

0:44:13.920 --> 0:44:23.160
<v Speaker 4>great guys, and you Olivia. Bye, Elizabeth, I'm Peters. He

0:44:23.239 --> 0:44:29.960
<v Speaker 4>doesn't believe in woodschippers. Yeah that's funny, Elizabeth. Thank you

0:44:30.120 --> 0:44:35.239
<v Speaker 4>very much. You're cool. Have we got here, lucky, I'm good.

0:44:35.320 --> 0:44:37.239
<v Speaker 4>What do you want to put in the wood chipper man?

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<v Speaker 9>I want to check the word quarantine and the wood

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<v Speaker 9>schipper bar.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, quarantine, yeah, the treaded quarantine word. Yeah, that can go.

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<v Speaker 4>And thank you very much, mate, have a good day.

0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:51.600
<v Speaker 7>Thanks, thanks, uh, Kytie, Hi there, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Never want to hear stay the course, Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Stay the course. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I'm gonna chuck

0:44:56.239 --> 0:44:58.680
<v Speaker 4>pivoting as well, Kytie. That's a great one. Thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me paint a picture for you. Jack and I

0:45:10.920 --> 0:45:15.480
<v Speaker 2>right now are in white silk gloves. The reason why

0:45:15.480 --> 0:45:17.840
<v Speaker 2>we're wearing these white silk gloves is if you're going

0:45:17.920 --> 0:45:20.960
<v Speaker 2>to start handling precious materials like vinyl, you can't be

0:45:21.040 --> 0:45:23.960
<v Speaker 2>getting grease marks on the vinyl. You will damage the

0:45:24.040 --> 0:45:28.160
<v Speaker 2>grooves and the deep sounds, the magic within. Tomorrow morning,

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<v Speaker 2>when you tune into the show, you're gonna hear a

0:45:29.600 --> 0:45:32.080
<v Speaker 2>very different kind of show. You're going to hear crackle,

0:45:32.520 --> 0:45:35.120
<v Speaker 2>this amazing emotive sound that is the sound of a

0:45:35.239 --> 0:45:37.560
<v Speaker 2>needle going into deep ruse on vinyl records.

0:45:37.680 --> 0:45:40.800
<v Speaker 4>We're going all vinyl tomorrow. You're also going to hear scratching.

0:45:41.600 --> 0:45:44.359
<v Speaker 3>Did you bring your spressure brush that wipes the dust

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<v Speaker 3>off the.

0:45:45.000 --> 0:45:48.359
<v Speaker 2>Of course or vinyl will be pre brushed tomorrow before

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<v Speaker 2>being played. I have got those brushes as well. So

0:45:51.920 --> 0:45:54.080
<v Speaker 2>Jack is sat in front of the vinyl turntable that

0:45:54.080 --> 0:45:57.319
<v Speaker 2>we've plugged into our studio now normally same with every

0:45:57.440 --> 0:45:58.719
<v Speaker 2>radio station all over the world.

0:45:59.040 --> 0:46:00.920
<v Speaker 4>It's all off hard dry, so you click play and

0:46:01.000 --> 0:46:02.560
<v Speaker 4>it's easy. That doesn't mean it's better.

0:46:02.680 --> 0:46:05.680
<v Speaker 2>Viney's got this lovely, warm sound, so however, it's not

0:46:05.880 --> 0:46:08.560
<v Speaker 2>the easiest thing to use on a busy breakfast show,

0:46:08.600 --> 0:46:12.560
<v Speaker 2>So tomorrow it won't be the normal world class champagne

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<v Speaker 2>radio fluid show you get from us, there are going

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<v Speaker 2>to be quite a few jumps. And I don't just

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<v Speaker 2>mean the needles. I mean Jack and I scratching songs

0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:21.360
<v Speaker 2>anyway tomorrow or vinyl.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian, let's get out.

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<v Speaker 1>Roopy on.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>Drop the needle.

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<v Speaker 4>It's time for the vinyl countdown.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, last show, it's the vinyl countdown tomorrow, all vinyl.

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<v Speaker 4>So before that, you're not too familiar with vinyl and

0:46:50.400 --> 0:46:50.840
<v Speaker 4>how to use it.

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<v Speaker 16>I've hardly ever done it.

0:46:51.800 --> 0:46:55.439
<v Speaker 2>Okay, look on look on YouTube yesterday and I found

0:46:55.480 --> 0:46:56.439
<v Speaker 2>this instruction video.

0:46:56.480 --> 0:46:58.080
<v Speaker 4>If you have he does can you hear?

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<v Speaker 5>That?

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<v Speaker 13>Is that the.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the unit before it's even got vinyl. It's making

0:47:03.640 --> 0:47:04.200
<v Speaker 3>a lot of buzz.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, let's pray YouTube tutorial. How do you

0:47:07.239 --> 0:47:08.719
<v Speaker 4>use vinyl if you have a dust cover?

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<v Speaker 16>Lift up the lid carefully, grab your record.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Lift up the lid right, okay, done right.

0:47:15.719 --> 0:47:18.480
<v Speaker 16>By its edge and place it down over the spindle

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<v Speaker 16>and onto your platter.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh am, I already meant to Okay, we have to

0:47:22.680 --> 0:47:23.359
<v Speaker 3>pick up the pace.

0:47:23.400 --> 0:47:25.040
<v Speaker 4>I mean to my show. It's the last one of

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<v Speaker 4>the year. Let's let's make it the worst one of

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<v Speaker 4>the year.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I'm using the gift that Crawf gave the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Champagne Polka is the name of this final Runeah.

0:47:32.800 --> 0:47:35.520
<v Speaker 4>He genuinely did turn up with an album of polka hits.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't even know. Why would change have such a thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Side one or two?

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<v Speaker 4>Christian, I go side one track.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we need to be realistic. Let's go side one

0:47:43.360 --> 0:47:45.279
<v Speaker 2>track three. Okay, this is what it's going to be

0:47:45.360 --> 0:47:48.479
<v Speaker 2>like tomorrow morning. All right, let's go back to this, nerd. Sorry,

0:47:48.520 --> 0:47:49.320
<v Speaker 2>let's go on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 16>Now you can turn on your record player.

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<v Speaker 4>Done.

0:47:52.280 --> 0:47:54.879
<v Speaker 16>Next, lift your tone arm and place it down over

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<v Speaker 16>the first track of the record, the track for this. Okay,

0:47:57.840 --> 0:48:00.080
<v Speaker 16>when you're ready to play the music, push.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, drop it.

0:48:06.640 --> 0:48:08.880
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, no, no no, we can't have this tomorrow.

0:48:09.040 --> 0:48:09.720
<v Speaker 1>It's moving.

0:48:09.920 --> 0:48:13.439
<v Speaker 4>What you mean it's not turn it on? Oh it's

0:48:13.560 --> 0:48:19.360
<v Speaker 4>not movie. Don't worrow would have this sold out for tomorrow?

0:48:19.360 --> 0:48:24.080
<v Speaker 4>I promise what God, this was a bad idea.

0:48:24.400 --> 0:48:25.680
<v Speaker 3>There we go back.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, we have Polker Gold's Gone or Poker today.

0:48:34.120 --> 0:48:36.080
<v Speaker 2>Now hit the forty five here when it sounds like

0:48:36.160 --> 0:48:37.279
<v Speaker 2>a forty five up the end.

0:48:38.360 --> 0:48:41.640
<v Speaker 4>Oh, the comedy we can have tomorrow and can I

0:48:41.680 --> 0:48:43.440
<v Speaker 4>do that thing. We're out DJ hang on, hang on?

0:48:43.960 --> 0:48:44.920
<v Speaker 4>What's that? Can I do that thing?

0:48:44.960 --> 0:48:48.160
<v Speaker 2>We're at it's cross record. Don't worry about it. Oh

0:48:48.400 --> 0:48:54.080
<v Speaker 2>live polka mixing? Hey, all right, now take it off. Okay,

0:48:54.719 --> 0:48:57.799
<v Speaker 2>I can imagine show conditions tomorrow morning jack you up

0:48:57.800 --> 0:48:58.279
<v Speaker 2>the next song.

0:48:58.400 --> 0:49:01.160
<v Speaker 4>It's the next side. Yep at four right.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna get it in under ten seconds. Oh no,

0:49:04.400 --> 0:49:05.879
<v Speaker 2>what's happen the slip map. Keep the slip map.

0:49:05.920 --> 0:49:08.919
<v Speaker 4>We need that. We can't have slip discs. Okay, track four.

0:49:10.400 --> 0:49:11.000
<v Speaker 4>I don't want that.

0:49:11.080 --> 0:49:14.480
<v Speaker 3>Scratch track four?

0:49:14.640 --> 0:49:18.200
<v Speaker 2>Now stop it now, rewind it? Okay, and then once

0:49:18.280 --> 0:49:20.120
<v Speaker 2>you get the start of it, do a quarter turn.

0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:21.760
<v Speaker 2>That's how we used to have to queue up vinyl.

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<v Speaker 4>Back in the day.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you know when you're at the start, that's

0:49:25.160 --> 0:49:28.040
<v Speaker 2>it there? Now do a three quarter turn backwards and

0:49:28.120 --> 0:49:34.000
<v Speaker 2>forwards backwards? Is that forwards? Reverse'?

0:49:34.320 --> 0:49:34.880
<v Speaker 3>That's reverse?

0:49:36.880 --> 0:49:40.359
<v Speaker 4>Keep going so you hear nothing? I hear something.

0:49:40.880 --> 0:49:42.200
<v Speaker 3>I might be on the previous sun.

0:49:42.640 --> 0:49:48.040
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, tomorrow, we're going all back to the hard drive.

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<v Speaker 4>This was a mistake.

0:49:50.719 --> 0:49:51.319
<v Speaker 8>What's it doing?

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<v Speaker 4>I said, get to them, get to the beginning of

0:49:55.560 --> 0:49:57.680
<v Speaker 4>Do you have to do jack. We've got a show

0:49:57.960 --> 0:50:00.400
<v Speaker 4>of All Vinylrow morning. Come on?

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<v Speaker 7>Is that it?

0:50:03.239 --> 0:50:03.359
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:50:03.480 --> 0:50:04.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's silence.

0:50:04.440 --> 0:50:06.120
<v Speaker 4>Silence now no, I could still hear so and I

0:50:06.239 --> 0:50:07.319
<v Speaker 4>go back three quarter turn.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't hear anything.

0:50:11.120 --> 0:50:11.800
<v Speaker 4>Now press.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, ready now to go back the other way. Okay,

0:50:16.400 --> 0:50:18.600
<v Speaker 2>that's it now press play this ship. This should work.

0:50:18.520 --> 0:50:20.799
<v Speaker 3>Okay, and then announce it like it's a brand new song.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, it's got one O four point three. Good mornings

0:50:22.800 --> 0:50:25.040
<v Speaker 2>to Christian O'Connell Show. Let's get some polkron are.

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<v Speaker 1>Not bad.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't worry listeners. We'll have this all sort of

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<v Speaker 4>it tomorrow morning, All Vinyl.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, today's time waster once more.

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<v Speaker 2>One of you is going to end the time waster

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<v Speaker 2>with a hamper Haiges Chocolates for the most delicious gifts.

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<v Speaker 4>This Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Great news yesterday finding some good news in twenty twenty,

0:50:56.040 --> 0:50:59.120
<v Speaker 2>hipster gorillas out your neck of the words, Patsy, where

0:50:59.200 --> 0:51:00.560
<v Speaker 2>are we open rain Zoo?

0:51:00.600 --> 0:51:01.319
<v Speaker 4>Did you see them all?

0:51:01.800 --> 0:51:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh? The keepers have got them like sushi. And they

0:51:04.520 --> 0:51:07.480
<v Speaker 2>were using their finely developed motor skills to enjoy a

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<v Speaker 2>smoker's board of sushi, rice, paper rolls and even corn

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<v Speaker 2>huss parcels. Typical Melbourne tone of for hipster apes out there.

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<v Speaker 2>So today apparently they also watch TV in their enclosures

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<v Speaker 2>as well. So today's time waste is primate TV shows.

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<v Speaker 4>How I Met You, Ma.

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<v Speaker 2>Cac, Gold, Chimp My Ride, Gold plus, The Monkey Wants

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<v Speaker 2>a Wife Silver.

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<v Speaker 4>I would watch that show. One hundred, Tamarin in the Middle.

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<v Speaker 3>Bronze dr God plus, all right, thank you, Jackie Way.

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<v Speaker 1>What have you got?

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<v Speaker 2>Primate TV shows Mkacking and Murderer, Oh, very good, Gold,

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<v Speaker 2>The Gorilla, More Girls, Silver.

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<v Speaker 3>Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie starring The Chimple Gold and

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<v Speaker 3>the MERV Gibbon Show.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's also gold as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Great use of the gibbon bonus points today for different

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<v Speaker 2>types of primate share.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't just go on.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a load of mc cacs. Yeah all right,

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<v Speaker 2>what have you got them? Primate TV shows, The.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show, Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Primate TV shows, Primate TV shows at work time waste

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<v Speaker 2>of this morning, Jackie Boy, don't forget best and show

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<v Speaker 2>gets the Haigs chocolates Christmas Hamper.

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<v Speaker 4>I will not forget rung A TONGUEO and cash. It's

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<v Speaker 4>a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't market Downton ap Gold, The Big Banana Theory,

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<v Speaker 2>Silver plus, Silver, Backadder, Silver.

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<v Speaker 4>Glenn Wodam The Power Rangers.

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<v Speaker 3>Now are you allowed to say, I don't know they

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<v Speaker 3>mean Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Silver, I'm sure they mean that one given every minute.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't know the show one gibbon.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they mean one gibbon, Yes, Amanda, Fly to

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<v Speaker 2>the Chimpanzees, Bronze, Buffy the Marmoset Slayer, Gold Breaking Baboon, Gold,

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<v Speaker 2>Monkeys at First Sight, Silver, Midsummer Mandrills Bonus s martl

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<v Speaker 2>for Mandrels, Gold, Gorilligan's Islands Gold, Different Gray Strokes, Bronze,

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<v Speaker 2>The Chimpson's Gold, Two and a Half Chimps Silver, Everybody

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<v Speaker 2>Loves Gibbons, Silver, Yo Gabba Gibbon Gold, Escape to the Chimpanzee.

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<v Speaker 4>That's funny. Seat of Escaped to the Country.

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<v Speaker 2>Silver, I'm an Orangutang, Get me out of here, Bronze,

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<v Speaker 2>Homo Sapien Improvement, Bronze, Tough Up peet a rung a

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<v Speaker 2>tongue is a new black Old that's very good.

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<v Speaker 4>Gold, The ape.

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<v Speaker 2>Renis Yeah, yeah good, Silver plus Game of throwing Pooh,

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder when we were going to get those your

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<v Speaker 2>flying feces.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, that's our front runner gold plus.

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<v Speaker 17>It's very good, Mandril about the house, Silver chims have Hazard, Gold,

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<v Speaker 17>Chimpy blinders, Silver, home in an Ape, Silver Chimpy Practice, Silver,

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<v Speaker 17>I Dream of Gibbons, Bronze, Baboondalorian.

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<v Speaker 4>Alright, we're running, running, Luke and Noosa getting desperate. There.

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<v Speaker 2>I can guess who's getting the chocolates. Game of throwing, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>game of throwing poop that goes to back. You get

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<v Speaker 2>the Hayes chocolates.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, guys, we are back. Last show of the year,

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<v Speaker 4>last show of twenty twenty. Tomorrow, we're gonna work. We're

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<v Speaker 4>going to be woodchipping all the words that we don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to hear again next year. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone has been sending those in. So it's therapy tomorrow

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<v Speaker 2>at eight o'clock. All Vinyl, I'm now nervous about to

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<v Speaker 2>watch show based on how we did this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>We ship are coming in and we're going to Robbie.

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<v Speaker 4>Le perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>That's tomorrow's show, and I forget one of you is

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<v Speaker 2>going to win the ten thousand dollars Golden gift card,

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<v Speaker 2>good Luck.

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