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Speaker 2: Sad good afternoon.

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Speaker 3: It is Willing Woody for your drive home.

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Speaker 2: And yes this is not the sound of their voice

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Speaker 2: at his button pushing Tom looking after you. As the

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Speaker 2: boys are away Wilson Holiday, Woody is in the jungle

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Speaker 2: it seems like the camp mates are getting quite bored.

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Speaker 2: I mean, even the smallest of things can excite you.

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Speaker 4: Someone socks are on fire.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, warm, No, they survive. Oh actually, you know what.

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Speaker 1: They're a bit crusty, but they survived. No holes, No,

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Speaker 2: com dot au. While the boys are away, we're playing

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Speaker 2: some of the very best bits of the show. Coming

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Speaker 2: up the awesome Michelle Brazier joins the boys and sings

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Speaker 2: an original song. But right up next, what do you got?

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Speaker 2: Will the absolute worst birthday gift?

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Speaker 1: Through thirtieth Let's talk about your thirtieth Obviously, this is.

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Speaker 3: Like, this is three years ago, but it came as

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Speaker 3: old as you might look.

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Speaker 5: Ten years old. But I'm not everyone.

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Speaker 3: I'm younger than now.

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Speaker 1: I thought I nailed your thirtieth birthday present. I'd heard

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Speaker 1: you mentioned on a photo shoot that we were doing

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Speaker 1: there once. Yes, And that's me as a good friend.

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Speaker 1: I always listen, great listener as a friend.

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Speaker 3: I heard you say, I think you were you didn't

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Speaker 3: have a birthday present, so you were just hanging on

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Speaker 3: my every word.

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Speaker 1: For anything that you could give me. But you said, wow,

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Speaker 1: aren't those steamers amazing? Look how they're you know, de

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Speaker 1: crinkling our shirts with that steamer. It's so quick and efficient.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, amazing, Will Will's thirtieth tomorrow, boom,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get him so insane. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: get him a ema. And actually I was, truly, I

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Speaker 1: was like, this is going to knock his socks off

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Speaker 1: because you're a practical guy. You are you love things

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Speaker 1: that you can just use. You don't like bs like

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Speaker 1: flowers and decorations and knickknacks. You're a practical guy. And

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Speaker 1: I was like, I have.

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Speaker 5: Nice sentimental.

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Speaker 3: Which is making the point where you didn't ever gift

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Speaker 3: and you were waiting for me to say something. We'd

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Speaker 3: have walked fast as street sweeper and I'd have been like,

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Speaker 3: well those street sweepers are cool.

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Speaker 5: You would have rocked up with a brush the next.

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Speaker 1: Day, bloody Earth would have my friend. I would have

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Speaker 1: got your the whole street sweeper because money is not

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Speaker 1: a thing when it comes to your birthday's big way.

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Speaker 1: So I got you. I got you the best steamer

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Speaker 1: out there from Jbhi Fire I think. Anyway, Yes, on

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Speaker 1: the show this was brought up again and well you

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Speaker 1: said this.

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Speaker 3: Moving house recently. Sam was like, do you want this steamer?

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Speaker 3: And I was like, but I'd be keeping it for

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Speaker 3: sentimental value. And she was like why why is this

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Speaker 5: And I was like, because what do you to me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: I was.

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Speaker 3: By the way, we had to have the same conversation

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Speaker 3: about the telescope you got me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did get you.

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Speaker 5: It was just like a pile of stuff.

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Speaker 3: It was like, I know you got this for you

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Speaker 3: and it's shit, but can we throw it out?

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Speaker 1: It was a big telescope, wasn't it. It was like a legit,

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Speaker 5: I do love space. I'm wearing a shirt anyway.

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Speaker 1: I just thought, clearly these presents have not been received

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Speaker 1: well on significant birthdays.

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Speaker 5: So I made the contention on the show that I.

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Speaker 3: Think that that is the worst best friend present for

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Speaker 3: a significant birthday in the history of mankind.

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Speaker 5: A Steamer.

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Speaker 1: I think it can be beaten, or I hope it can.

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Speaker 3: Be well well, Button Bush and Tom nearly beat it

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Speaker 3: on the day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my good mate of fourteen years his thirtieth birthday.

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Speaker 2: I baked him muffins, his favorite.

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Speaker 1: Muffeint his faith.

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Speaker 3: Don't try and qualify it.

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Speaker 5: Raspberry, you're the same as Woody.

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Speaker 3: You're just you're just grabbing for something which might make

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Speaker 1: Your favorite.

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Speaker 2: But you said it to me the other day that

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Speaker 1: A car I don't believe in card.

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Speaker 5: I didn'tink you even wrapped it.

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Speaker 3: You just rocked up with a box and I was like,

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Speaker 3: oh cool steamer, dude, and you were like, happy birthday, bro.

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Speaker 1: I wrapped it in newspaper. I got newspaper from the lobby. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: let's see how bad these presents get. Thirteen one oh

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Speaker 1: sixty five is our number. What's the worst present you

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Speaker 1: got on a significant birthday from someone close to here?

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Speaker 1: Like some from them quite close to here.

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Speaker 5: No one can beat steamer.

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Speaker 3: Sure, the worst present you've got on a significant birthday.

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Speaker 3: And I and I'm not talking about like you know,

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Speaker 3: the receptionists at work, you know, gave you a Fredo frog.

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Speaker 5: They don't know you well enough.

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Speaker 3: We're talking best mates. We're talking pink slips here. The

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Speaker 3: example on the table woods you got me a steamer

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Speaker 3: for my thirtieth, a closed steamer for my thirty.

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Speaker 1: Really well thought out gift.

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Speaker 3: Everybody in the team, Like I left, and I just

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Speaker 3: heard everyone. I heard our producer at the time, ta,

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Speaker 3: I have quite it like a serious station with you.

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Speaker 5: She was like, what do that?

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Speaker 3: Can't actually be your present for Will for his thirtieth.

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Speaker 1: She actually said to me, She was like, Okay, this

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Speaker 1: So you're going to reveal on air his real present.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, I've cooked it,

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Speaker 1: haven't I you actually thought.

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Speaker 3: This was it was almost a laughing but about it.

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Speaker 3: I knew that you thought you nailed it. Yeah, so

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Speaker 3: it knows like, we can only talk about this openly

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Speaker 3: now three years later that you did cook it, because

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Speaker 3: at the time I had to be like, you think

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Speaker 3: this is awful.

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Speaker 1: I think everyone was sort of gaslighting me a bit

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Speaker 1: because I was going, you are not the same I

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Speaker 1: was because I was walking around going I got.

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Speaker 3: A statement from my thirtieth from my best friend. You

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Speaker 3: want the victims, let's go to Isabella.

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Speaker 1: Isabella, this was your sister who got you something on

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Speaker 1: your fiftieth Wow, big one.

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Speaker 8: Yes, I think I can beat your steamer too.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. What was it?

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Speaker 8: She gave me a magazine and I was building a

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Speaker 8: Subscription never came. It was a magazine. She gave me

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Speaker 3: But see again, are you closer there, Isabella?

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Speaker 1: nice you know you're doing your innovation and she's present

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Speaker 1: waiting fiftieth birthday.

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Speaker 3: You found out so quickly with presents, you found out

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Speaker 3: so quickly because the good ones, like when someone now

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Speaker 1: It's like, oh flaws you Yeah, well you know, let's

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Speaker 1: go to I've never had that. By the way, let's

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Speaker 1: go to page.

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Speaker 5: What about when you got mim?

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Speaker 3: Those there, the pajamas that were engraved that never arrived.

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Speaker 1: I was well thought through, I got catfished, I got.

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Speaker 5: You're the victim.

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Speaker 3: You're the victim in your present A page.

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Speaker 10: Hi.

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Speaker 11: So my boyfriend at the time it was my twenty

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Speaker 11: first birthday, he said, we're going out for dinner. We

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Speaker 11: and he asked to split it down the middle.

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Speaker 3: Oh, on your twenty first And where did he take you, Paige?

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Speaker 1: So it was obviously like a pretty high end restaurant

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Speaker 1: that he took you on your twenty first you'd think so.

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Speaker 12: But it was Hog's Breath.

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Speaker 5: Hogs Breadth down in the middle. Wow, Okay, that's good

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Speaker 5: stufy areas.

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Speaker 3: Wow, these are quite amazing. Josh Mesher's messages on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: He said his sister gave him.

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Speaker 5: A bar of soap for his thirtieth.

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Speaker 1: So that's a subtle hint. He stinks, Josh. If you're listening, you.

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Speaker 5: Stinking from siblings.

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Speaker 3: That's all right for some reason, because you can't like

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Speaker 3: that's just the deal.

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Speaker 5: Man, my brother.

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Speaker 1: Wherever a rule, it's like just no gifts. We just

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Speaker 5: Just let's get around you.

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Speaker 3: I'll rock up to the dinner that mum and dad

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Speaker 1: And I'll text him let's go around Aeron. This was

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Speaker 7: Yeah, my twenty first birthday. My boyfriend at the time,

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Speaker 7: now X, brought me a shelf to go in the bathroom.

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Speaker 7: The worst part was like I didn't even get to

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Speaker 6: They got used to the spoiler paper story.

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Speaker 3: We've got a very special guest in Michelle Brazier who

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Speaker 3: joins the studio right now.

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Speaker 13: Welcome to Michelle.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 5: So, Michelle's got a brand new show legacy. I really

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Speaker 5: want to ask.

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Speaker 3: I think the premise of the show is really worth

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Speaker 3: going into because it's fascinating. So let me get this right.

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Speaker 3: So you've had it ten olls fifty in an envelope?

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Speaker 4: Yes, So okay.

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Speaker 14: So I went to a cinema where my friends were

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Speaker 14: hosting a screening. They had comp tickets for me, complimentary.

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Speaker 1: Tickets, a big deal.

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Speaker 4: So I went to ask my tickets.

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Speaker 14: They couldn't find them, look through the comps pile. So

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Speaker 14: there's no complimentary tickets. How embarrassing. And then they came

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Speaker 14: back there. I said, we did find this, and it's

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Speaker 14: an envelope with the cinema brand on it with Michelle

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Speaker 14: Brazier and then a dollar sign inside that branded envelope.

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Speaker 4: There's ten dollars fifty in mostly coins.

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Speaker 1: Is that the price of a movie ticket?

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Speaker 4: That's what I said?

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Speaker 14: I said it cross and they said no, and I said, well,

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Speaker 14: this isn't for me. And then they said, well, it's

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Speaker 14: got your name on it. And I said, it's not

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Speaker 14: for me and there's no other Michelle Braziers. I'm certain

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Speaker 14: this is some sort of weird mix up. Please take

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Speaker 14: it back, and they said, we don't accept cash. And

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Speaker 3: I try.

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Speaker 4: I'm a big believer in I think it's a good skill.

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Speaker 14: I think everyone should have that skill because then you know,

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: True, Yeah, if you're not laughing, you're crying.

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Speaker 5: Exactly, Michelle.

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Speaker 3: I want to play some audio of you because something

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Speaker 5: I'm for that. It is amazing.

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Speaker 3: So when you go and see Michelle live, you don't

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Speaker 3: which is astonishing. This is her with mom Symphony Orchestra,

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Speaker 14: It's good that the Symphony Orchestra is, you know, supporting

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a crazy gig. I can't believe I've.

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Speaker 1: Got to do you say your number one though?

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Speaker 5: Aladdin?

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Speaker 4: I think so. Scar, though I'm kind of into Scar.

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Speaker 5: Isn't the Lion?

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Speaker 3: Is that bad?

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Speaker 4: I don't know?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So sorry you go, Scar.

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Speaker 4: Scar the fastest, so boring.

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Speaker 14: Scar's gonna like show you the absolutely Scar can get it.

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Speaker 5: All right, let's I really want to hear it.

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Speaker 3: If you're willing to, We're gonna have to wheel in

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Speaker 5: But we'd love to hear seeing.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'll play this toy keyboard you speaker, should.

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Speaker 3: We let's do it right up next? If you want

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Speaker 14: So this song is about feeling isolated as an elderly

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Speaker 4: Yeah, making me feel old and disgusting.

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Speaker 1: As to people in the mid thirties. We totally feel that, Michelle.

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Speaker 14: Yes, this is just a song about you know, retiring,

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Speaker 14: When they've they they've said, I can't come back if

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Speaker 9: Once I was proud to be a millennial, beautiful case.

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Speaker 4: I said, people are mad at us because we're.

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Speaker 13: So yer.

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Speaker 9: They'll never see the world the way we see the.

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Speaker 16: World because they're too old and we are young.

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Speaker 9: And they were born old and all you were born young, the.

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Speaker 9: Oh, and then someone invented a new generation. Oh, someone

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Speaker 4: What about why two K?

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Speaker 13: What about quicksand.

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Speaker 16: What about impulse spray?

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Speaker 13: And I must except the on Woe March of time.

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Speaker 16: That it is cool now to do my little dancers.

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Speaker 13: I've learned with my friends online.

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Speaker 4: But I haven't a request before I slip away.

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Speaker 17: Oh.

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Speaker 4: One thing I beg of you in my dying day.

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Speaker 8: And that is.

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Speaker 16: Please let us keep our higher rise.

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Speaker 4: Gee. Let's keep these toms a secret. Let's keep these

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Speaker 14: When you're thirty, we'll do the same, Mercy.

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Speaker 4: Toms a secret. Let's keep these terms of secret.

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Speaker 9: What about right care?

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Speaker 14: What about quicksand Timothy Sham I was born in nineteen

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Speaker 5: I was broad to be.

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Speaker 13: Oh so good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty important. That's important.

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Speaker 3: Michelle Brasier, that was unbelievable. If you want to go

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Speaker 3: see her. She's currently got a show on Amazon Average Bear,

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Speaker 1: That paramount Paramount.

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Speaker 3: Perfect, Paramount, you idiot, perfect.

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Speaker 5: Don't check it out.

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Speaker 3: Otherwise you go and see Michelle Michelle Brasier dot com

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Speaker 3: all across the country.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 2: Michelle's happy Wednesday afternoon at He's Will and Woody for

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Speaker 2: what is on a little TV show Celebrity Get Me

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Speaker 2: you can watch him live every night at seven thirty

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Speaker 2: He said, Mate, anytime you go get wood, take a

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Speaker 18: If you need wood, then you're probably should get Wood

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Speaker 1: I love that. Chatting to a flug while getting the Lug.

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Speaker 2: Last night, Woody actually had a really deep chat with

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Speaker 2: Nathan who's from Jeordie Show, and Nathan revealed what it

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Speaker 1: Shot to fame with a show called jo Sure and

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Speaker 1: First same sex scene in a reality TV show. Obviously

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Speaker 1: there's going to be people that feel uncome do by

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Speaker 19: So I got trolled so much. Someone found my personal

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Speaker 19: Coming out When I was ready, I told them and

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 19: Everyone was so so supportive. The girls cried, the boys

451
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Speaker 19: all gave me a hug, but not even that. When

452
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Speaker 19: I looked up, some of the crew were crying yeah,

453
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Speaker 19: and I'm like, we're so proud of you. And I

454
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Speaker 19: was just like it was just a very wholesome, a

455
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Speaker 19: wholesome moment.

456
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Speaker 5: I was like, do you know what I've done?

457
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Speaker 19: The right thing?

458
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Speaker 3: Trailblazer, love you.

459
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Speaker 2: Nathan Tonight Woody has a one on one with the

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Speaker 2: Honey Badger and guess what, We've got the exclusive audio

461
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Speaker 2: before you'll see it on Channel ten. I'm going to

462
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Speaker 2: play that for you before the hours out up next, though,

463
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Speaker 2: what Woody does with chewing gum is going to gross

464
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Speaker 2: you out. I'll play it for you. Next it's Will

465
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Speaker 2: and Woody.

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Speaker 3: I want to talk to you. You had some chewing

467
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Speaker 3: gum in. Yeah, we're back to the shoot. You checked

468
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Speaker 3: the gum out. Yeah, you stuck the gum onto the

469
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Speaker 3: wall and I was like, gross, bro, you can't leave

470
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Speaker 3: that there, and he said, no, mate, I'll just chuck

471
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Speaker 3: it back in my mouth.

472
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Speaker 1: After totally fine, that's disgusting. Totally fine. I believe I

473
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Speaker 1: followed up this well display with a little anecdote I

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Speaker 1: have over the year.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if you want to. I don't know

476
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Speaker 5: if you want to.

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Speaker 3: I was, no, no, I think I thought about fringing

478
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Speaker 3: this up.

479
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Speaker 5: And I was like, I don't reckon.

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Speaker 1: That's I don't condone it. Like I'm a very special person.

481
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Speaker 1: And before I say this, I should say, like, kids

482
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Speaker 1: don't try this at home. But I'm a very special

483
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Speaker 1: individual and fair at the time and the time when

484
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Speaker 1: I did this, I didn't realize it was a bad thing,

485
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Speaker 1: Like I thought everyone was doing it. But let me

486
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Speaker 1: tell you what I did. So when I was a kid,

487
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Speaker 1: when I go to restaurants.

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Speaker 5: I know there's one restaurant in part.

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Speaker 1: I won't say the name though, just in case they're

490
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Speaker 1: not happy with this story.

491
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Speaker 5: McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: Okay, nothing against their food, but I thought when I

493
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Speaker 1: went into a maccus that there was sometimes you know,

494
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Speaker 1: the young kids would put their chewing gum underneath the table.

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Speaker 1: So I once discovered this as like a young boy

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Speaker 1: five five years old, six years old, and I would

497
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Speaker 1: feel the gum, and as a five year old, I

498
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Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, maccas, what an establishment. So

499
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Speaker 1: you have your meal and they provide free gum. I

500
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Speaker 1: genuinely believed this so fit for like a full year,

501
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Speaker 1: maybe more than.

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Speaker 3: How all were you when you stopped eating chewing gum

503
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Speaker 3: under the table at McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: Well, be honest, I would have started at five and

505
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Speaker 1: maybe stopped at seven, and I would have kept going.

506
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Speaker 3: Unless you ate chewing gum under the tail of McDonald's

507
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Speaker 3: for two years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I would assume that they were like providing it.

509
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Speaker 1: I was like, what an amazing service, freshened your breath

510
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Speaker 1: after a big mac or a happy meal. And Dad

511
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Speaker 1: caught me. Dad like saw me. It was like what

512
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Speaker 1: do you what are you doing? And I was like,

513
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Speaker 1: you don't know about this free freak.

514
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Speaker 3: Come under the table knowing your daddy was probably like.

515
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Speaker 1: Inside, right now, is it okay to bail on a

516
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Speaker 1: date early? If you don't like the date? It saves time,

517
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Speaker 1: It saves both of your time, you don't like him,

518
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Speaker 1: and actually, if you've done it, thirteen one oh sixty

519
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Speaker 1: five is our number. Just how quickly did you bail

520
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Speaker 1: on a date? I'd really love like, shortest time possible

521
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Speaker 1: where you just had the realization as soon as you

522
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Speaker 1: sat down, I don't like this person. How quickly did

523
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Speaker 1: you bail? You've done it? Thirteen one oh sixty five

524
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Speaker 1: now will really Interestingly, in the pre show chat that

525
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Speaker 1: we have here, you said you put your hand up

526
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Speaker 1: and you said, oh mate, I've done it. So I'd

527
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Speaker 1: love right now if you could just continue that story.

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Speaker 3: Well it wasn't that quick, but you're gonna regret asking

529
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Speaker 3: me because I was studying in Italy at the time.

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Speaker 5: I hate this well constantly you've walked into it.

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Speaker 3: Well, it was twice in my life actually because I

532
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Speaker 3: started in Tuscany twice.

533
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Speaker 1: But that what I'm talking about.

534
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Speaker 3: Anyway, I was going on a date with it.

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Speaker 1: I was I was at the opera v I p

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Speaker 1: of course, sitting on a nice YI himself.

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Speaker 5: No, I was. I was going for a walk along

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Speaker 5: in Florence.

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Speaker 1: Literally, everyone, can you get to the where you're leaving?

540
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Speaker 5: Sorry?

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Speaker 3: So I was going on this date with this Venezuelan woman,

542
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Speaker 3: god Gabriella, who was really lovely, but she couldn't talk

543
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Speaker 3: much English, like to the.

544
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Speaker 13: Point where we were.

545
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Speaker 5: We were not in it.

546
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Speaker 3: We were not in a very good spot. But anyway,

547
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Speaker 3: what happened is we ended up kissing.

548
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Speaker 1: Quick early in the date.

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Speaker 5: We've probably been.

550
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Speaker 3: Walking about half an hour, but I think we both knew.

551
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Speaker 5: It was on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we ended up kissing, and then I just

553
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Speaker 3: pretty much left after the kiss.

554
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Speaker 1: You hey, now hang on, sorry not immediately, but say

555
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Speaker 1: you stayed long enough to lock lips yep, and then

556
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Speaker 1: you went not for me, but.

557
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Speaker 3: I think we both think like kissing was almost feeling

558
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Speaker 3: the fact that we couldn't talk. Yeah, we're kind of

559
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Speaker 3: like just pointing at things and grunt at this stage.

560
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Speaker 5: So I was like, look, let's just kiss.

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Speaker 3: As soon as we kissed, I was like, great, loving

562
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Speaker 3: to meet you. We can't we can't communicate. That's as

563
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Speaker 3: good as it's going to get for both of us.

564
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Speaker 3: I'm going to go and head back to the opera.

565
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Speaker 3: Whatever I was doing at the time.

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Speaker 1: Andreas Pavarotti's waiting for me is keeping my seat warmth No, okay,

567
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Speaker 1: so how long? How long were you on there?

568
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Speaker 9: Now?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

570
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Speaker 5: Half an hour?

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Speaker 1: Half an hour? The bench right away?

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Speaker 3: Close the deal in half an hour? That's that's that's

573
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Speaker 3: special stuff anyway. No, that that's pretty good gear.

574
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Speaker 1: Really because in something in a half an hour, I

575
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Speaker 1: think I prefer to get to know a woman myself.

576
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Speaker 1: But you know you're a racer anyway. Thirty one six

577
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Speaker 1: five is our number. Will left the date thirty minutes

578
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Speaker 1: in because he didn't like the person. How quickly did

579
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Speaker 1: you bail on a date that you didn't like? Or

580
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Speaker 1: maybe you got bailed on? How quickly did someone bail

581
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Speaker 1: on you? And also like, what excuse did you give?

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Speaker 5: Right?

583
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 1: Because if you barely know, you've got to say something.

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Speaker 1: There more Will and Woody Goodness after this, it's the

585
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Speaker 1: Will and Woody Podcast.

586
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Speaker 3: How do you say goodbye when you're on a date? Woods,

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Speaker 3: that's what we're asking right now. Thirteen one oh six five.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so more specifically, we say, yeah, how quickly did

589
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 1: you bail on a date? And as you're allerting to

590
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,360
Speaker 1: we're like, what do you say there? Like, what's your

591
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: excuse for leaving so quickly?

592
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 5: For me?

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Speaker 1: When I was when I was single, I was a stayer.

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Speaker 1: So I would feel too awful wrapping up a date early,

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Speaker 1: so I would just stay for the entire night. I'd

596
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Speaker 1: have all the drinks.

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Speaker 5: Excess, also because you couldn't close on here he is.

598
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Speaker 1: But Will was talking just before the song there about

599
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Speaker 1: kissing a woman within thirty minutes. Her name was Gabriella.

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Speaker 1: She's Venezuelan, and you were in Florence, Italy. You're a

601
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: very impressive man. But as I said, as I said

602
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Speaker 1: before the song, I prefer to get to know someone. Will.

603
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: But the reason we are she, the reason we're talking

604
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Speaker 1: about it is because apparently the average time that people

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Speaker 1: stay on a date when they know it's bad, it's

606
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Speaker 1: fifty one minutes. That's the average of people.

607
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Speaker 3: I'll give it if they if they know it's bad,

608
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Speaker 3: I'll give it.

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Speaker 1: At least fifty one fifty one minutes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's the average, though, that's the average.

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00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I want to see how quick someone's left.

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Speaker 1: We've got Chantell here on thirteen one oh six five. Chantell,

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Speaker 1: you left a date early?

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Speaker 6: Yes, I left about half an hour into it. We

615
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Speaker 6: will mention to go out for dinner and we well,

616
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Speaker 6: we went bowling first, and then we were chatting and I.

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Speaker 19: Was making all the conversation.

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Speaker 6: He just kept looking at me and not saying anything.

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Speaker 6: It was really really awesome.

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Speaker 1: Was Was it a flag that he booked bowling as well?

621
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Speaker 5: Was that?

622
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Speaker 1: Honestly? Were you like years were off to a bad

623
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Speaker 1: start here with barling?

624
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Speaker 6: I don't know. It was one of my first dates,

625
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 6: so I didn't really come in with many expectations. But yeah,

626
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Speaker 6: I left saying that a family member is.

627
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Speaker 11: Sick and I have to go.

628
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 3: Oh gentel, that brings bad luck.

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Speaker 5: That's boy cride wolf stuff. Wouldn't recommend it?

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Speaker 17: I didn't.

631
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Speaker 6: I didn't say it was bad sick, like they could

632
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Speaker 6: have just been thrown up or something.

633
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Speaker 3: But I said that, yeah, fair enough, mate, very good touche.

634
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Speaker 1: Let's go to Rachel here, if anyone who's six five Rachel,

635
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Speaker 1: you left a date.

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00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 6: Yes, we've talked online previously and organized to meet in

637
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Speaker 6: a motel, so we knew what was going to happen,

638
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Speaker 6: and I just didn't feel comfortable, so I left within

639
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Speaker 6: fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 1: Wow, sorry, rach I liked that, well done, but sorry.

641
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Speaker 1: So a motel was booked? Yes, I had to sound

642
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Speaker 1: like a tight as here it was. I had a

643
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Speaker 1: fifty to fifty sort of deal or had he paid

644
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Speaker 1: for them? The no, I'm sorry, but if you both

645
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: agreed that, like, yeah.

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Speaker 6: No, So what was literally a ninety nine dollar motel room?

647
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: Class? Very classy it was.

648
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Speaker 6: And I told my friend later on and she said, oh, yeah,

649
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Speaker 6: that's literally what they class come and go, so.

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Speaker 17: To speak, good range, you aredy, thanks for that rage

651
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 17: gee whiz Yeah no, all right, right, come back to me, Stephanie.

652
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Speaker 3: Stephanie, we're talking about leaving dates quickly.

653
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Speaker 5: When did you bail?

654
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Speaker 1: How quickly?

655
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Speaker 12: So this guy was a nine out of ten?

656
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Speaker 5: Oh nice?

657
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Speaker 12: Yeahrch birthdate. He takes me this gorgeous restaurant and about

658
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 12: ten minutes a date, we've just got in the first cocktail,

659
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Speaker 12: he gets a call from his mum and I'm like,

660
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Speaker 12: oh my god, that's really cute. He's going to take

661
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Speaker 12: his mum's phone call, and he answer the phone. He goes, Mommy,

662
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Speaker 12: it's so nice to speak to you, and I went

663
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Speaker 12: stick sick and I he the first time was okay,

664
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Speaker 12: but then he proceeded to call her mummy about five

665
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Speaker 12: times and I had to so I got up, I

666
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 12: went to the bathroom. I saw that the bathroom was

667
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Speaker 12: connected to the back exit.

668
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Speaker 3: You didn't my car was just.

669
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Speaker 7: Sitting there, saying come to me, run away.

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Speaker 11: I had to too big.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, surely you sath. So did he

672
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Speaker 1: message you or call you after that?

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Speaker 12: So right, okay, this is really slack, so please don't

674
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Speaker 12: judge me. I got in the car and I started driving,

675
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Speaker 12: and I got a phone call and he's like, where

676
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 12: are you, babe? And I was like another red flag.

677
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Speaker 12: He doesn't even.

678
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Speaker 8: Remember my name.

679
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Speaker 12: And I said, oh, I'm so sorry. My dog's din

680
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 12: rushed to the bed. I have to go. I'm so sorry,

681
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Speaker 12: and then sent him a stock photo of a dog.

682
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Speaker 3: So I had three weeks in Mexico with Sem and

683
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 3: our little girl Max Jimmy fair. Sem did pack all

684
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Speaker 3: of Max's.

685
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Speaker 5: Stuff, which was a jobs, no doubt about that.

686
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Speaker 3: Yeah, formula for a baby. For three weeks, I am

687
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Speaker 3: I am playing the martyr here but I had to

688
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 3: pack all the and the adapters, mind you, I had

689
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Speaker 3: to get the ship.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and shampoo.

691
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 5: Don't forget her shampoo.

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Speaker 3: Two toothbrushes as well, electric toothbrushes, I'll add, Wow with

693
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Speaker 3: separate dock charging stations.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's very impressive. It's incredibly impressive going.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, packing for a baby looks like a nightmare. That's

697
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Speaker 1: MIM's job. I'm not allowed to day go through so

698
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Speaker 1: many clods.

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Speaker 3: And nappies as well? How many nap to put nappies

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Speaker 3: in my yoga bag in my yoga mat?

701
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Speaker 1: Oh no, not the yogo god.

702
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a tough, a tough moment.

703
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,719
Speaker 3: When she came and asked me about it, I was like,

704
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Speaker 3: it's not going in the bloody yoga mat.

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Speaker 5: How many did you take nappies? Yeah?

706
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Speaker 3: I couldn't tell you.

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Speaker 5: No, I reckon, I reckon.

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Speaker 3: We would have taken one hundred and fifty easily.

709
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Speaker 5: We had to buy more nappies there as well.

710
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Speaker 1: What a Mexican nappy's.

711
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 3: Like like a taco?

712
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Speaker 5: Really?

713
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 3: No, Paul's called when when you reckon, you reckon? Your

714
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 3: partner's the worst to travel with.

715
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Speaker 6: Well, we went on a road trip from Melbourne to

716
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 6: South Australia and he hadn't tracked it in any stopping

717
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 6: time for the bathroom there and.

718
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Speaker 2: Or on the way back.

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Speaker 8: And it's like it's it's not a short drive, a

720
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Speaker 8: good nine hours.

721
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Speaker 3: Yeah, how much bathroom time will you expect?

722
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Speaker 5: How much stop over time were you expecting for a

723
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Speaker 5: nine hour.

724
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Speaker 8: Drive when required?

725
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Speaker 1: Like, wouldn't that be the Lawyah?

726
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Speaker 18: But no, no, no, no no.

727
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 3: But like I'm not telling you to soil yourself in

728
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Speaker 3: the car pool. I'm just saying, how much would you like,

729
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 3: you know, a lot?

730
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Speaker 5: A nine hour drive? An hour all up?

731
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Speaker 6: Oh no, no, not not even I mean no, you

732
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Speaker 6: just need to do He would nip out, you know,

733
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Speaker 6: to do a win and get back in and you

734
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Speaker 6: go to the bakery and get you know, snacks again.

735
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Speaker 3: Well, all of a sudden it's turned into a were

736
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Speaker 3: in a bakery trip? Mate, Come on, it's fluid. It

737
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Speaker 3: was insane, insane both ways.

738
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Speaker 1: Where do you both stand on? Because you aren't you

739
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Speaker 1: are saving a lot of time. You don't stop.

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Speaker 5: We're still on, Paul, are we? Yeah?

741
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: We're still on? In what way? Where?

742
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 6: Well?

743
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: Where do you stand on? Just trying to punch it. No, well,

744
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: go to the tour in the car effectively, so into

745
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Speaker 1: some sort of vessel. Where do you stand on just

746
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Speaker 1: posing the question.

747
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Speaker 3: In a casual holiday trip.

748
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Speaker 5: I'm just against it. Pull the car over.

749
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Speaker 1: It saves a lot of time. It says a lot

750
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Speaker 1: of time in the car.

751
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Speaker 5: That's insane.

752
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: I was just posing.

753
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Speaker 5: That's insane.

754
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Speaker 3: Ali's called brilliant.

755
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Speaker 1: That's brilliant.

756
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Speaker 3: Ali. You've got got a worse travel buddy than me.

757
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Speaker 7: Yes, my partner, he is the worst. We have four kids,

758
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Speaker 7: and if we go away for a long weekend, it

759
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Speaker 7: doesn't matter if we're flying or driving, there is a

760
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 7: one bag rule. You're only allowed to We're only allowed

761
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Speaker 7: to bring one bag between the six of us.

762
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Speaker 1: What that's outrageous.

763
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Speaker 7: So he crams all this stuff into one corner angers

764
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 7: there's plenty of room, like bring it out, you know,

765
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 7: and so we all pack in and we just have

766
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Speaker 7: the one bag for all of us for one weekend.

767
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Speaker 5: That's insane.

768
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Speaker 3: I kind of like the challenge, though, what do you take?

769
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 5: What's your therew?

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Speaker 7: Well, I prioritize clothes, but I'll hide all shoes in

771
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 7: my handbags and stuff is just coming out from like

772
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Speaker 7: put in the kids, like if they have a little

773
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Speaker 7: like iPad, whole stuff that full of stuff.

774
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Speaker 3: Wow, I kind of appreciate it, like it's insane.

775
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I don't like overpacking, and I find myself

776
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Speaker 1: over I.

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Speaker 5: Don't know how to pack. I realized that. I realized that.

778
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Speaker 1: When did you realize it?

779
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,240
Speaker 5: When I was packing?

780
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 13: Yeah?

781
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Speaker 1: That makes sense.

782
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 2: Time right now, it's w and push your tom looking

783
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 2: after you. Will is on holiday and what he's on

784
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 2: a little TV show.

785
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: I'm a celebrity. Get me.

786
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,280
Speaker 2: You need to see him live every night seven thirty

787
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 2: Channel ten. Catch up on tenplay, but also head to

788
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 2: tenplay dot com dot Au and vote for Woody to

789
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 2: be saved from being eliminated, because we want our man

790
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,919
Speaker 2: in there for as long as possible tenplay dot com

791
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 2: dot you as we can do that. But before we

792
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 2: went into the jungle, we'll actually set Woody your task.

793
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 2: He said, Mate, anytime you go get wood, take a

794
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 2: celebrity with you and get them to reveal their deepest,

795
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 2: darkest secrets.

796
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 18: If you need wood, then you're probably shoes. Get wood

797
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 18: with Woody.

798
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Speaker 5: I love that chatting.

799
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Speaker 18: To a flug.

800
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 2: Will getting the lug now tonight you'll see on Channel

801
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 2: ten that Woody has a one on one chat with

802
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 2: the Honey Badger. Now it looks like there's a bit

803
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 2: of a bromance happening between the two. But guess what,

804
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 2: we've got the audio before channel ten and yeah, look

805
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,280
Speaker 2: it could be best friend alert between these boys.

806
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: One grand we genuinely have is the fact that we

807
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,399
Speaker 1: both have young babies back at home. So he's got

808
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: Billy seven month old sons and I've got Remy and

809
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: my little girl who's six months old. How has life

810
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: changed since Billy's come into the world.

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Speaker 10: You know, when you're a young bloke, you just want

812
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 10: to take on the world and rip into everything and danger.

813
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 5: What's that.

814
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 10: Big three climate, big mountain hike it, you know, deep

815
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 10: ocean dive.

816
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 1: It, just have a crack at life and that's you

817
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,359
Speaker 1: as well. I feel like that's the nick comment better.

818
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 5: I would like to be thought of.

819
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 15: One day by my youngsters as that think that's a

820
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 15: good example because that leads to a full life. Doesn't

821
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 15: mean it's going to be always safe, but without the risk,

822
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,359
Speaker 15: you don't have that.

823
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 10: True feeling of being alive. The risk was the reward

824
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 10: because that's when you feel in a fully alive and

825
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,720
Speaker 10: all that sort of stuff. But since having a youngster,

826
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 10: it's a very different game.

827
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Speaker 2: Now you pick your There's some absolute bonding happening between

828
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 2: those boys. Watch the full chat tonight on Channel ten

829
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 2: or head to Will and Woody on our socials.

830
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 5: You can see it there as well.

831
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Speaker 2: Hey, we'll be back tomorrow with more of the best

832
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 2: bids from the boys.