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Speaker 1: Well, most have done it, although we can't think of

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Speaker 2: Have done it, that I've broken a window. We want

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Speaker 2: to talk about how you broke a window or indeed

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Speaker 2: a wind screen this morning. Yes, it has been brought

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Speaker 2: to our attention. But last week there was an incident

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Speaker 2: That's not.

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Speaker 1: Like J Gray is it. That's different?

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Speaker 2: Involving J Division captain Neil and teammate Travis, also known

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Speaker 2: as Victim and culprit, Breaky and Breaker. But there's lots

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Speaker 2: to find out now, and we welcome, first of all

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Speaker 2: to the phone Neil the victim.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning, Neil.

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Speaker 3: Good.

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Speaker 2: We do have Travis on the line ready to join

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Speaker 2: us in a moment explaining, but we would like to

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Speaker 2: hear your story first.

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Speaker 1: What happened?

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Speaker 3: No problems? Well, usual Thursday night training. I was filming

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Speaker 3: the fielding drills out in the middle there and they

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Speaker 3: hadn't realized that slogger Carter.

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Speaker 1: Was having hit the net and slogger Carda.

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Speaker 3: And I noticed was a few like running around where

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Speaker 3: and mentioned just asked me did I have a crack

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Speaker 3: scends out that Carla decided to hit a few balls

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Speaker 3: out of the nets and managed to hit my windscreen.

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Speaker 3: So thanks very much.

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Speaker 1: We didn't get for nothing, no, I.

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Speaker 3: Know, but it was very kind. He brought me a

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Speaker 3: stubby after the after training and said that you go, mate,

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Speaker 3: that'll that should just about cover it tight, as tight

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Speaker 3: as I would have thought, maybe a six pack, but

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Speaker 3: one stubby was all I got.

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Speaker 2: All right, do I go anywhere?

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Speaker 4: Neil?

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Speaker 2: I think we probably should bring slogger traveling on slogger

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Speaker 5: Good morning, your honors.

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Speaker 1: In my defense, I.

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Speaker 5: Am a slogger. Yeah, And anyone who's fool enough to

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Speaker 5: park their car within radius of the nets is really

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Speaker 5: kind of asking for it themselves. And to be fair,

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Speaker 5: what was I supposed to do?

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Speaker 1: My son was bowling?

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Speaker 5: It was it was my last ball that I was

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Speaker 5: a go at it and look. And then I went

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Speaker 5: over and told Neil, you know, there's a tiny little

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Speaker 5: back to the clubhouse for a few juice boxes, he

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Speaker 1: Halfway across the darn thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think so. I think it's there to say.

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Speaker 3: If I had to park the car in the nets

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Speaker 2: But look, I'm not here to take sides.

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Speaker 1: I've tried to work out where legally we stand here, Travis.

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Speaker 2: I feel that you would there would be more sympathy

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Speaker 2: for your case if you didn't come at it with

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Speaker 2: a sort of blaming Neil type, from a blaming Neil angle.

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Speaker 2: You've come straight in with the did you already have

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Speaker 2: a crack in your windscreen? They're accused him of sitting

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Speaker 5: We we train, we trained to, you know, prepare for games, right,

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Speaker 5: And on the weekend I hit a couple of sixers.

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Speaker 5: I fulfilled my.

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Speaker 1: Beauty as I did, got the job job.

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Speaker 5: I did what one there to do, and I figure

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Speaker 5: Thursday night's training was all part of it.

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Speaker 2: Didn't you say that your son was batting as well?

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Speaker 2: Because I think you missed a golden opportunity to blame

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Speaker 1: Perhaps, No, No, he was bowling.

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Speaker 5: I think he's got to accept some of the blamers. Well,

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Speaker 5: he's going to put little dollies on my leg?

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Speaker 1: Yes, what could you do?

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Speaker 4: Mate?

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Speaker 1: Not when they're offered.

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Speaker 5: Understand I do not understand what you were saying.

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Speaker 1: Well, well, all I can say is one stubby is

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Speaker 1: that's a six pack minimum.

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Speaker 2: We're not gonna We're not gonna solve it here today.

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Speaker 2: I hope, I hope everything's okay at the club and

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Speaker 2: there's no sort of residual.

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Speaker 5: Not too much animal.

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Speaker 1: SUSI.

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Speaker 2: We're going to fall back to us, how guys, all right, boys,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much for joining us.

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Speaker 1: Thank you go away and have a stubby together and

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Speaker 1: just sort it out in your own time.

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Speaker 2: Dear, I feel like it wasn't Travis' first time.

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Speaker 1: He was He was too quick with the story. No

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Speaker 2: Paul and Judler, Hello, Good.

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Speaker 6: Morning, Paul morning, Happy Monday, Happy Monday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I used to work for a pair of identical twins

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Speaker 6: used to go there saturdays and make sinkers like it's

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Speaker 6: put some cars aside, like ones that were still whole

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Speaker 6: and complete, and he'd break all the windows of the

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Speaker 6: golf club just for a bit of fun, to keep

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Speaker 6: him entertained. Yes, And one day there was an E. K.

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Speaker 6: Holden station wagon there that'd come off a far good

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Speaker 6: nick and that, and I said, well, you better go

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Speaker 6: ask him if you can break it, and he goes, Yep, no,

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Speaker 6: worries don't know anything about it. But he'd asked the

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Speaker 6: wrong identical twin, got the wrong one, and someone.

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Speaker 7: Had actually put that pair. One of the semi drivers

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Speaker 7: that picked the stuff up had actually kept it like

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Speaker 7: without racking it.

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Speaker 6: He wanted it.

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Speaker 7: So he's coming, and he'd broken all the headlights, car lights,

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Speaker 7: every windscreen like front, back sides, everything, the whole lot

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Speaker 7: o car. Oh no, yeah, yes, yeah, nical you couldn't.

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Speaker 7: They even spoke the same, even their voices. Everything that

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Speaker 7: would just complete the identical.

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Speaker 1: Imagine walking out and seeing some blow go smash, she's

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Speaker 1: got a golf club going.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, It's just something that kept him entertained because you

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Speaker 7: didn't really want him machinery and could put it in

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Speaker 7: the corner and.

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Speaker 2: Healthy to me, like one of those one of those

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Speaker 2: places where you can smash stuff up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to go to one of those.

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Speaker 7: Just make sure you have the right one, going to

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Speaker 1: To exactly kind of like that, thanksball.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they call it a destruction room or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: goggled up and safety and clothes, and then you just

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Speaker 2: smash the Bejesus out of old TVs and stuff, or.

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Speaker 1: You can just get one of those clown things that

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Speaker 1: you're hit and it bouncers straight back up again. Very

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Speaker 1: very frustrated. But just something about a window that's just

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Speaker 1: a little bit more satisfying, isn't there?

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Speaker 2: Gina In Two Rocks, My girlfriend and I were driving

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Speaker 2: home in South Perth many years ago near the zoo

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Speaker 2: and a pelican flew into the wind screen. We screamed

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Speaker 2: it was stuck. I saw guys playing soccer, drove to them.

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Speaker 2: They got it out, wrapped it in a blanket, and

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Speaker 2: I drove it to the twenty four hour vet that

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Speaker 1: Imagine what the pelican had hope, I hope the pelican

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Speaker 1: was okay.

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Speaker 2: Well it sounds like it was.

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Speaker 1: Would have made a mess, Yeah, it would have been

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Speaker 1: like Fabio's face when he was on the on the

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Speaker 1: roller coaster all those years ago.

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Speaker 2: Well, Wayne in South Perth was the guard on a

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Speaker 2: tour bus driving from Greece to Turkey when the windscreen

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Speaker 2: suddenly shattered. Lucky for him he had a book in

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Speaker 2: front of his face at the time and.

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Speaker 1: It kept the glass off. The old guide book had

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Speaker 1: the old Lonely Planet.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Kelly and Canning Vale.

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Speaker 1: Hello Kelly, Kelly.

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Speaker 4: Hi, good morning.

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Speaker 1: What what did you do? How'd you do it?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Well, I have three young boys, so I've actually

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Speaker 4: got multiple stories. We've had balls breaking windows. We've had

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Speaker 4: a plastic lion get thrown at a couch and ricochet

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Speaker 4: and smash a window. We had three broken windows in

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Speaker 4: two months and that was seven hundred and.

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Speaker 7: Fifty dollars three boys or was it.

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Speaker 4: No, it was the same child, our two year old.

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Speaker 4: At that stage. We also had a golf a plastic

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Speaker 4: golf club, and broke our TV. Yeah, so I think

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Speaker 4: we've got a few broken windows in our future as well.

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Speaker 4: All sports lovers.

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Speaker 1: Yes, do you have a glazier on speed dogs?

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Speaker 4: We have actually saved it on our phone him a

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Speaker 4: few times.