Speaker 1: Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
Speaker 1: young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
Speaker 1: It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.
Speaker 1: They're both married, so please don't slide into their dms.
Speaker 1: Their name is are Ben and Leo.
Speaker 2: Good guy their podcaster?
Speaker 1: Hello, how are you?
Speaker 2: What brings you here?
Speaker 1: It brings you here? Probably another clue I bit for
Speaker 1: that secret stain? Well, yeah, no more clues in this episode,
Speaker 1: or will there be? Maybe? Maybe you know what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try and do. I'm gonna try and like weave
Speaker 1: in a clue that I'm not going to say when
Speaker 1: the clue.
Speaker 2: Is coming in this podcast. Yeah, a secret secret clue.
Speaker 1: It's a secret secret clue that even the bosses don't
Speaker 1: know about. And then I'm just gonna see if people
Speaker 1: pick up on it and it could give it away.
Speaker 1: Someone could win that five K next week.
Speaker 2: All right, well, let's jump into the podcast.
Speaker 3: Good Morning Adelaide, Big Daily, Am Freddy's third birthday?
Speaker 1: Yes, your son, my godson? Has it been three years already?
Speaker 2: It has flown?
Speaker 1: Time flies?
Speaker 2: I don't know if in your house.
Speaker 3: There's you know, to generalize here, there's there's jobs for
Speaker 3: the man and there's jobs for the lady.
Speaker 1: Well, and I suppose it depends how each household divvy's
Speaker 1: divvy's up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'd say, taken out the bins. That's obviously
Speaker 3: generally the man's job.
Speaker 1: It does fall traditionally in man realm.
Speaker 3: Yep, in our house. I don't know how this has
Speaker 3: become a man job, but it has. Blowing up balloons
Speaker 3: because we were getting ready for bed last night and
Speaker 3: Sam was like, what he were You're getting ready for
Speaker 3: bed now?
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, thought, you know, sorry, buddy.
Speaker 2: Sounded pretty good. I was going to go to bed.
Speaker 1: You got some huffin and puffin to do before?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: In the spare room, there's a fifty four pack of
Speaker 3: balloons that you blow up.
Speaker 2: Fifty four fifty.
Speaker 1: Four, he's three. Don't you do three for even maybe,
Speaker 1: like even if you did, like ten balloons for each year,
Speaker 1: that's thirty fifty four is excessive.
Speaker 3: And I was like, sorry, I I was under the
Speaker 3: impression that your lungs worked. I didn't realize that you
Speaker 3: were unable to blow up balloon.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be a team. Maybe you could sort of yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: or you can get you can go to kmart even
Speaker 1: especially if you want to healium. You can buy giant
Speaker 1: cans of helium. They do have it locked in a
Speaker 1: cage though, because I think people take it to the
Speaker 1: skatepark and you know, probably fair, yeah, probably fair. But
Speaker 1: yeah I went there recently and got some last night
Speaker 1: before bed we were up, or I was up blowing
Speaker 1: all the balloons.
Speaker 2: Sam was doing all the streamers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's all ready for Freddy when he wakes up,
Speaker 3: there'll be like his little teddies are on the couch
Speaker 3: to give him present.
Speaker 1: Oh day. Is that that thing that you see online
Speaker 1: sometimes where it's like when a kid goes to their
Speaker 1: first day of school, they line up all the toys
Speaker 1: to give them.
Speaker 2: I'd like to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that, so that the toys are there.
Speaker 2: Where a couple of his favorites are on the couch
Speaker 2: with the president ready.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's exciting.
Speaker 2: And I'll be here a slave to FM radio.
Speaker 1: It's so true. But where would you rather be? Where
Speaker 1: else would I be witnessing that or doing a show
Speaker 1: with me? Right now? You know what I mean? Good
Speaker 1: darting to Ryan in Blake Viewer gold member of our
Speaker 1: Ben and Liam Loyalty program. How are you?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Ryan, my fault mate. Are you there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry sorry Liam?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Yeah, you're good, You're good?
Speaker 4: Yeah, good, good, All.
Speaker 1: Right, wonderful. Well let's rattle through this, queiz. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what Ryan, it says your due here for a
Speaker 1: review on your status.
Speaker 4: Correct.
Speaker 5: I want to take a stab for platinum today. You
Speaker 5: have my knowledge and loyalty.
Speaker 1: Okay, you've been here Mark, how long have you been
Speaker 1: listening to the.
Speaker 5: Past since Fresh State? Do so? Like, if you want,
Speaker 5: I can all off everything I've been a part of
Speaker 5: as a listener.
Speaker 2: If you want, give me your favorite thing.
Speaker 5: Okay, So my favorite thing was back in the day
Speaker 5: you had a beloved Ben, you had a beloved twyed
Speaker 5: avalon that you loved it very dearly. I was a
Speaker 5: part of that. When you guys, obviously you know, chuck
Speaker 5: some stripes on it, chuck some good rooms on it,
Speaker 5: and yeah, gave it to a beloved listener. Obviously listen
Speaker 5: through all your charity so obviously trapped Yarrow River Pedal Bow,
Speaker 5: your marathon as well as November right.
Speaker 1: I think we've already heard enough. What I will say
Speaker 1: is you need to get the next three questions right,
Speaker 1: just to prove not only your loyalty but your snappiness
Speaker 1: on air.
Speaker 5: All Right, I'll give it, give it, my give it,
Speaker 5: my go three the whole.
Speaker 2: Quiz because I liked him?
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, all right, there's a sardine shortage in
Speaker 1: Australia at the moment. Can you aim another fish that
Speaker 1: comes in a tin?
Speaker 5: Salmon?
Speaker 1: Yep A. Congratulations to Matthew McConaughey who just met the Pope.
Speaker 1: Can you give us your best Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 5: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 1: Jake McGann's larr Attorney Barbecue Galore has been saved from extinction.
Speaker 1: Twenty seven franchise stores are going to be trading steal
Speaker 1: after dramatic last minute deal. What can you buy for
Speaker 1: platinum from barbecues Galore?
Speaker 2: Should we tweet?
Speaker 5: You can buy?
Speaker 2: Let me jump in? Should tweet? The questions say other
Speaker 2: than a barbecue?
Speaker 1: Once again, we can do that. I like Brian, but
Speaker 1: I think he's got to do him other than a barbecue?
Speaker 5: What can you buy other than a barbecue. They do
Speaker 5: beautiful barbecue, rub, four ribs and all sorts. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the tippy top of the Loyalty program. Well,
Speaker 1: since you're hear, we've got two questions left, you might
Speaker 1: be saying Delta as well. Adelaide's superstar succession actress Sarah
Speaker 1: Snook has surprised her former theater mentor at Scotch College.
Speaker 1: He and Adelaide what's the good luck? Saying that people
Speaker 1: say the actors before they go on stage?
Speaker 6: Oh it is, Oh, it's to do.
Speaker 1: This is why I said the best first three.
Speaker 5: One Yeah, break a leg, break a leg, yep.
Speaker 1: Or chookers yeah, tones and I fitz Oud has officially
Speaker 1: split from her husband as he's announced he's having a
Speaker 1: baby with another woman. Can you finish these lyrics?
Speaker 5: Dance for me, Dance for me, Dance for me baby?
Speaker 5: Uh oh oh all right, I'll tell you what as well?
Speaker 5: Are we able to give a questions for either the
Speaker 5: second and third caller and give away those tickets?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: You want to donate the tickets?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I was here for the platinum, here for the platinum.
Speaker 3: Listen to that, mate, Well, the next in line was
Speaker 3: actually James, who joins us now in glories.
Speaker 2: James, did you hear what Ryan just said?
Speaker 4: Mate?
Speaker 1: I didn't, Mate, Sorry, Oh, very honorable of him. He's one.
Speaker 1: He's taken out all five questions. But he wants to
Speaker 1: give you the Delta goodroom tickets.
Speaker 4: That's pretty excellent.
Speaker 6: Good on your own.
Speaker 2: Platinum move. I gotta say I'm chucked with that.
Speaker 1: That's classy.
Speaker 2: Good on your own class.
Speaker 3: Good on your James mate, big daily and Freddie, my
Speaker 3: son turns three today.
Speaker 2: Oh, I had good good boy, so cute big boy.
Speaker 3: Although you know, still still learning the ropes around, you know,
Speaker 3: going to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's it. Yeah, that takes a while.
Speaker 3: He actually to toilet training really well. He was really
Speaker 3: good at it. The one kind of tricky area I
Speaker 3: suppose is can be nap time. So yesterday he had
Speaker 3: his kind of midday nap that he has sometimes.
Speaker 2: And he was out like cold. He must have a big,
Speaker 2: big morning.
Speaker 3: He was out cold for a couple of hours and
Speaker 3: my wife Sam and I we were downstairs having some lunch,
Speaker 3: like a late lunch. He came downstairs after you woke
Speaker 3: up and straight away could see that he had wet himself,
Speaker 3: but he he hadn't pointed it out yet, and he
Speaker 3: was wearing like gray hands, giveaway, dead, giveaway. And so
Speaker 3: I said, oh, I reckon, I reckon. You might have
Speaker 3: wet yourself there, Freddy.
Speaker 2: And he said no. I said no. He said no,
Speaker 2: shrugging at so because you look like your legs look
Speaker 2: a little bit wet. He said no, I'm just sweaty.
Speaker 2: I'm just sweaty.
Speaker 1: I've been for a jog.
Speaker 3: I said, that's a lot of sweat. He says, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm just sweaty. I said, that's not where He said.
Speaker 1: Noop, he's been hanging around his dad too long.
Speaker 4: That feel.
Speaker 1: Ben is the king of shrug off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so I said, oh, that's value bit sweaty.
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, well we'll just.
Speaker 1: Take the pants off.
Speaker 2: We'll put some fresh unties on the way. He's a great.
Speaker 1: Now that I got away with that, an idiot, But
Speaker 1: that'll happen, you know, I mean, you know this is
Speaker 1: this is well documented. I was a bed better, quite
Speaker 1: a ferocious one at that.
Speaker 2: Ferocious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well to the I just when I'm out, I'm out,
Speaker 1: Like you know, these people like oh, they can sleep
Speaker 1: anything yeah, I'm kind of that guy. And I also
Speaker 1: have a very small bladder. So but now I get
Speaker 1: up even now it's probably a problem. Honestly, I get
Speaker 1: up every night two or maybe even three times a
Speaker 1: night to go to the toilet, which is better than
Speaker 1: wearing the band. But it got to the point when
Speaker 1: I was a kid. I don't know I've told you
Speaker 1: this before, but I had an alarm mechanism. So it
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, yeah, that's it. It got to the
Speaker 1: point where my parents were like, geez, we need to
Speaker 1: get this, go to a doctor, just like work this out.
Speaker 1: And so with like the alarm, when you would we
Speaker 1: yourself right, this little alarm that you would attach to
Speaker 1: the docks or whatever, you would sense it would sense
Speaker 1: a bit of moisture and then the alarm would ring
Speaker 1: and you would wake up.
Speaker 2: To try and train your body to be like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you just then you sort of trick
Speaker 1: your body into But I would sleep through the alarm.
Speaker 1: So so what happened is it got to the point
Speaker 1: where they would Mum and dad moved my mattress next
Speaker 1: to their bed, but then the whee alarm would go off.
Speaker 1: It would wake them up, and then they would wake
Speaker 1: me up so I would wake up. I've wet myself.
Speaker 1: I've woke up both my parents and an alarm screaming
Speaker 1: at me, and I'm just thinking, God, how could this
Speaker 1: get any worse? And I was doing Year twelve homework
Speaker 1: at the time, so you know what I mean. It
Speaker 1: was I had a lot on my mind. But what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is it's like bed in bed wedding. It's
Speaker 1: a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a thing.
Speaker 1: And I couldn't I couldn't say was sweat every night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a lot of bed wedding stories.
Speaker 3: Actually you got the one where you wet yourself at
Speaker 3: sports day.
Speaker 1: That's less bead wedding. That's just I've weed myself. But
Speaker 1: I did know I sort of what I did because
Speaker 1: I thought I ran faster when I would hold in weed,
Speaker 1: which is actually a good working theory because you normally
Speaker 1: run faster the toilet. Yeah, but yeah, I got too
Speaker 1: nervous and the gunshop went and I just weed myself.
Speaker 2: You also weed yourself at sleep over and you have
Speaker 2: to wake up your friends Mum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ben's Sport's house. Yeah, thanks Sue for cleaning that
Speaker 1: one up for me. Before ever run woke up. But yeah,
Speaker 1: there's tons of stories stories.
Speaker 2: Did the alarm worker up.
Speaker 1: The first?
Speaker 2: Come over, my house man, what's that giant alarm?
Speaker 1: Come over, bro, we're gonna what We're gonna play needs
Speaker 1: the speed and we're gonna watch scary movie too. Oh awesome? Hey,
Speaker 1: what's that big thing? No, don't worry about it. What
Speaker 1: is that giant thing there?
Speaker 2: Why are you playing video games?
Speaker 1: Oh? Geez, I forgot to go to the toilet.
Speaker 3: Hey, why do we do thirteen one oh six five
Speaker 3: bed wedders anonymous?
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're yeah, if you've got a story, if
Speaker 1: you're an out now and you're like, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: nothing to worry about, because you know, afraid if he
Speaker 1: wheez himself a few more times, you can always peel
Speaker 1: him off to you know, Uncle Liam, I'm always here.
Speaker 1: I've got tons of storiess. Nothing to be ashamed about,
Speaker 1: kid me, I'm always a shoulder.
Speaker 3: You can weie on plenty, don't do that, plenty of experience,
Speaker 3: old uncle William.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Beck in Salisbury North, you're a bed wetter, you there, beck.
Speaker 7: Yep, well, I was nicely has heavily pregnant, laying on
Speaker 7: a sex to day and then I dripped. I went
Speaker 7: to the tour and I had.
Speaker 8: Been a wake up.
Speaker 7: I found I'd gone to the toilet on the.
Speaker 2: Bed wat he watered, didn't break least, you know what happened.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you dream of going to the toilet and you're
Speaker 1: just going, wow, I'm so immersed. It's like seeing a
Speaker 1: movie in forty X. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've weed
Speaker 1: your nickers uh Trish, hello, go down? Yeah, good good.
Speaker 1: Bed wedding anonymous, Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 6: I'm not a regular bedd what it never was. But
Speaker 6: we went on a well trip with the parents and
Speaker 6: we were in London and we're in separate hotel rooms
Speaker 6: and I was about thirteen at the time, and jet
Speaker 6: Lad got to me and I wead the bed. But
Speaker 6: the only thing was we were in separate rooms and
Speaker 6: it wasn't next door. So I had to put a
Speaker 6: tower around my waist because the clothes were in the
Speaker 6: parents room as well, and walk down the hall past
Speaker 6: several people to my parents' room with a tower around
Speaker 6: my waist to notify my mom. I weed the bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And that'll stay with you. But thank you for sharing,
Speaker 1: and hopefully it's given you that sweet release you know
Speaker 1: and knowing that it's okay. You're don't alone for completely
Speaker 1: soak a mattress in Europe.
Speaker 2: Margie in Wingfield joins us, Now, how you doing, Maggie.
Speaker 7: Good morning, sell.
Speaker 1: Mag You caught up at the motorbike the other day.
Speaker 7: I did, and now I'm calling up a bit of
Speaker 7: Bedwaarther who I was friends with this sealent for forty
Speaker 7: years and we ended up hooking up and we've gone
Speaker 7: back to my house and Slate got up the next
Speaker 7: morning and I was all wet and I looked at
Speaker 7: him and by my wet and he's like, oh, and
Speaker 7: did you pass on me your territory like a dog.
Speaker 6: He's done it twice.
Speaker 2: He done it twice.
Speaker 1: He didn't obviously, Packy's we alarmed.
Speaker 2: Once it's shame on him. Twice it's shame on you, Margie.
Speaker 1: And third time you're asking.
Speaker 2: Seeing Margie always good to get.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you. It's We've still got another
Speaker 1: hour of the show, but I'm thinking a meat tray
Speaker 1: could be coming. Margie.
Speaker 2: She's a red hot contender.
Speaker 1: We have a loyalty program on this show. It's much
Speaker 1: like an airline. The more you get involved, frequent listener.
Speaker 1: You work your out through the tears. Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum,
Speaker 1: now uh and it was unfortunate, yes, sir, because we
Speaker 1: called one of our gold members made it, who is
Speaker 1: a regular contributor on the show. We love having her on.
Speaker 2: Yes, you submitted a birthday song request.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we were happy to play it out. But
Speaker 1: we got our friend Talia to call her and pretend
Speaker 1: she was from Triple M to see if she would
Speaker 1: do something for another radio show.
Speaker 9: Hello, Hey, Mada, it's Michelle here from Triple M.
Speaker 10: I was just calling to see if you wanted to
Speaker 10: play our quiz for your chance at five hundred dollars cash.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that's not Michelle from Triple Amon.
Speaker 6: Kiss.
Speaker 1: What do you have to say for yourself?
Speaker 6: That wasn't even me.
Speaker 8: I don't even listen to Triple M.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to demote you to Bronze, no stop.
Speaker 1: You can work your way back up, but it's going
Speaker 1: to be a long road. My friend, loyalty is a
Speaker 1: two way street. So he thought this morning, twenty four
Speaker 1: hours on, let's go two for two. So we've got
Speaker 1: Jackie from the newsroom in she's going to be helping
Speaker 1: us this morning. She is gonna call Mader and Potentials
Speaker 1: from Nova. This time. We're going to dangle some free
Speaker 1: tickets in front of Meda if she If she doesn't
Speaker 1: take the tickets redemption. But if she does, I don't
Speaker 1: know what I mean, I'll be filthy. She could even
Speaker 1: be the first person in the crumb tier, which no
Speaker 1: one has made it yet, that is below bronze.
Speaker 2: We are all crossing our fingers and toes.
Speaker 11: Hell.
Speaker 5: Hey, Maida, it's producer Erin from Nov here, just letting
Speaker 5: you know that thanks to Jody.
Speaker 3: And Hazy, you've won two tickets to the Brian Adams
Speaker 3: Roll with the punches.
Speaker 9: Well to her?
Speaker 12: Is this another joke on Maida?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 9: Well no, I'm my name is Erin, I'm from Nova.
Speaker 9: What sort of joke are you expecting?
Speaker 12: No, because I'm a loyal Ben and Liam listener and
Speaker 12: I don't know anyone by that name.
Speaker 1: The loyalty.
Speaker 13: Amazing.
Speaker 1: That's nice. You've been promoted to silver and we will
Speaker 1: actually give you those Brian Adams tickets.
Speaker 6: Oh that's amazing. Thank you. I love you guys.
Speaker 3: You're on your Maida and Liam said silver, you can
Speaker 3: go to gold.
Speaker 1: I think it's still a long road. I think, I
Speaker 1: think silver and the ticket's pretty good deal.
Speaker 12: Okay.
Speaker 2: I love you guys, We love you too.
Speaker 1: We love you too. It's nice to know you're loyal. Yep.
Speaker 3: Well you passed the second test like your gate keeping gold.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't have a short term memory. I
Speaker 1: was wrong twenty four hours ago, and we do need
Speaker 1: to sort of be stern with that. Thank you, Jackie,
Speaker 1: Thank you Jackie.
Speaker 3: Hey, if you're super hairy or not very hairy, I
Speaker 3: need you to call up the teen one oh six five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this audio from the seventies has been kicking around again.
Speaker 1: They're asking about chest hair. Do you like men with
Speaker 1: hairy chests? Well?
Speaker 2: I think they're much more interesting, much more sexy, much
Speaker 2: more exciting.
Speaker 9: Does my hairy chest do anything for you?
Speaker 10: It's revaulting, especially if it's not real beautiful.
Speaker 1: Does they drive you insane?
Speaker 9: With pretty hairy, isn't it?
Speaker 5: We're not particularly fussy, but you know, I guess you've
Speaker 5: got a pretty nice hairy chest.
Speaker 9: You'd love to rub me finger storre.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 1: Now I have to have a real chest, so I
Speaker 1: insist on real chests.
Speaker 2: My hairy chest drive you crazy?
Speaker 1: What do you think, honey, I like this reporting was
Speaker 1: different in the seventies. That was probably the height of
Speaker 1: chest hair. You know, you think of like the open
Speaker 1: shirts and that sort of stuff. That was kind of
Speaker 1: the time for it. You've got quite the pelt that
Speaker 1: you've been working on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't say it was super hairy.
Speaker 1: But it's more just the pat Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, yeah it was hairy.
Speaker 1: You're you're love to I'd love to get there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got more hair than I you used to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I've got about eight now.
Speaker 3: He mind's like from my neck and then the further
Speaker 3: down you go, the harrier it gets, whereas yours is
Speaker 3: like hairrier towards the neck and the further down you go.
Speaker 1: The What I like is that yours are sort of
Speaker 1: close together, thanks man, whereas mine get kind of long
Speaker 1: and puby, which is kind of weird. Do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like it's they're spread out and long,
Speaker 1: which is not what you want. You would rather them
Speaker 1: a bit shorter and closer together. I think, yeah, But
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: shave them and then you grow more chest hair, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know me specifically in general kind of just happens. One
Speaker 3: day you would just start getting more.
Speaker 1: I might go to Turkey four chest hair. I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously i'd get the hairline cleaned up postum there.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't know if they do that produce
Speaker 3: a Bell thoughts on hairy chests.
Speaker 10: I'm just having a great time in here because Ben's
Speaker 10: talking like he's a really hairy guy and you're just
Speaker 10: so not.
Speaker 2: I reckon, I'm pretty hairy.
Speaker 1: He's pretty. He's hairer than men.
Speaker 10: No, he's hairer than you. Liam, Absolutely everyone is. But Ben, honestly,
Speaker 10: you've got a little patch on your lower back. You've
Speaker 10: got like five on your chest, and that's it. I'm
Speaker 10: talking like I'm a big hair fan, as you guys know.
Speaker 10: I love the harrier the caveman. The better you've got
Speaker 10: to be able to like run your whole hand through it.
Speaker 2: M Okay, great, I've got to be great.
Speaker 1: Can we guess for Harry Leo in Morson Lakes?
Speaker 8: Hello, good morning, Berend and Liam.
Speaker 4: How are you going good?
Speaker 1: I'm starting to think producer Bell might have suggested this
Speaker 1: phone so we can parcel the phone number. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: sounds like Leo you might have a gray pelt of
Speaker 1: chest hair.
Speaker 8: Well a couple Latino half or Sabadorian half Mexican. I've
Speaker 8: got a great bid, you know, you know, but yeah,
Speaker 8: I'll keep guessing.
Speaker 4: I suppose.
Speaker 1: We were saying, Harry, you are hairy Leo.
Speaker 8: I have absolutely no hair on my chest, and people
Speaker 8: people really and and my beard stops perfectly at a
Speaker 8: line under my chin, and there's nothing that comes after us.
Speaker 8: And I I think common misconception that I get is
Speaker 8: do you work? So I've got nothing? It's just natural nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because quite often you when you see someone with
Speaker 1: the beard, Ben has a beard. If you're seeing the
Speaker 1: billboards or whatever, they know, the newspapers, where does it end?
Speaker 1: I mean, can we please get a bit of peace
Speaker 1: and quiet? We can't. We have no. I can't say
Speaker 1: the word what is it? And then anonymity it's hard
Speaker 1: hell from a party. You know the word we're trying
Speaker 1: to say when you're trying to be anonymous, what is it?
Speaker 1: And and then we don't get any anim around an
Speaker 1: that's the word.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I can't try it.
Speaker 1: So I suppose now we're trying to if you're hairy,
Speaker 1: kil absolutely's.
Speaker 2: Like we're damned if we do.
Speaker 1: We don't.
Speaker 11: I don't.
Speaker 1: Go for a guy.
Speaker 12: You can't offend me.
Speaker 1: I don't think you sound hairy. You're saying, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you're.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry girl that he said that.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 7: Well, I can let you guys know that I actually
Speaker 7: waxed every tree for three weeks.
Speaker 1: So you are hairy. Well, it's that's the question, isn't it. Yes,
Speaker 1: I get that's a baby everywhere.
Speaker 2: But she's hairy, hairy naturally.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I suppose everyone is to an extent. Will
Speaker 1: joins us. No, Hello, hello, Will boys. Okay, well you
Speaker 1: sound very hairy.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, on a scale from Chewbacca to Bob Ross, i'd
Speaker 4: just definitely be on the teebacer side.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean Will.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The hair is, man, has it got to the point
Speaker 1: where you have a little bit of shoulder hair some
Speaker 1: people like sort of grows over to the back as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's definitely creeping. It's a it's it's a
Speaker 4: companying blanket in the winter time, we'll call it that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's the thing I think
Speaker 1: the chest hair is. You know, you can you can
Speaker 1: go either way and say what's quite sexy? The back
Speaker 1: hair is a tougher cell people. I feel it gets
Speaker 1: a little bit silver backy. I walked in on my
Speaker 1: mum shaving my dad's back once. I don't know if
Speaker 1: they want me to share that story, but it's just
Speaker 1: something that's stuck in my head. I'm like, Oh, that's
Speaker 1: what marriage looks like at a certain point.
Speaker 2: Good on your will.
Speaker 1: Tap bed and Liam's one thousand dollars pop quiz?
Speaker 2: Good morning, A thousand dollars up for grabs right now?
Speaker 1: Lay yeah. Yesterday we had Jess on and unfortunately she
Speaker 1: didn't get off to a good start. Which fruit is
Speaker 1: on a Hawaiian pizza?
Speaker 7: Hem?
Speaker 1: Pineapple? Damn? Just answered too quick, ham not a fruit?
Speaker 1: And we've said Jess would like to get you back
Speaker 1: on for redemption, but disaster has struck. We're hearing you've
Speaker 1: lost your voice? Is that right?
Speaker 2: That sounds fake?
Speaker 1: It sounds like you you're calling in sick to work.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I do believe you. I do believe you.
Speaker 6: Are you?
Speaker 1: Do you think you can power on? Or would you
Speaker 1: like to pass on the opportunity for the pop quick?
Speaker 1: You can pass it on? It sounds rough. Have a strip, Selah.
Speaker 2: I feel bad making you come on the show.
Speaker 1: To yeah sorry, yeah, like we promised in redemption. I'm
Speaker 1: sad that you didn't get your redemption. But look, when
Speaker 1: these things pop up, opportunities present themselves. So if you
Speaker 1: would like to swoop in and take the cash that
Speaker 1: was potentially Jess's one thousand dollars on the line, thirteen
Speaker 1: one or six five is the number. It's already gone
Speaker 1: off once this week. We'll go off again this morning,
Speaker 1: A thousand dollars on the line. Calmen in Albert Park.
Speaker 1: Do you think you've got what it takes?
Speaker 5: Good morning, guys, Happy Friday.
Speaker 6: I've got my fingers crossed and my legs cross.
Speaker 2: You win one thousand dollars where you're going? What are
Speaker 2: you going to do?
Speaker 7: Well? Going to Japan scene to go towards that.
Speaker 14: And also I want to get some new thermals because
Speaker 14: it's bloody freezing.
Speaker 1: All right, yep, yep, n they do good ones. You
Speaker 1: can head. Look, we got sixty seconds on the clock,
Speaker 1: ten questions. If there's any you don't know, just pass
Speaker 1: and we'll get to it at the end of this time. Okay, yep,
Speaker 1: all right, let's do this. What word means to successfully
Speaker 1: complete an exam?
Speaker 12: Pass?
Speaker 1: A popular snow resort in New South Wales is known
Speaker 1: as Charlotte's.
Speaker 15: What popular snow resort?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Charlotte's what web? Okay? In FIFA, the X button
Speaker 1: on the PAS five controller does what?
Speaker 12: Uh pass?
Speaker 1: Finish this Gandalf quote? You shall not what pass? All right?
Speaker 6: I know what it is?
Speaker 1: Now? What four letter word can mean? Skip your turn?
Speaker 11: Pass?
Speaker 6: Do I get a life line?
Speaker 1: In? In sports, what do you want when you throw
Speaker 1: the ball to a teammate? Pass? A bridge is also
Speaker 1: known as an over what pass? The ID needed for
Speaker 1: international travel is known as a what passed?
Speaker 14: Do I get a life line?
Speaker 1: I remember?
Speaker 11: Give me a lift line?
Speaker 1: Pass? Give me a lifeline? If a bill is a
Speaker 1: proven parliament.
Speaker 2: Is what you spent too long asking questions?
Speaker 1: Get Carmen, do you understand what was happening there?
Speaker 5: Carmen, you're not in the beginning beginning?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the answer to every single question was passed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you you said Charlotte's Web early on, So if
Speaker 1: you Charlotte passed? So asking for lifelines, But we were
Speaker 1: trying to make you the easiest possible quiz in fact,
Speaker 1: you could have passed every question, then you would have
Speaker 1: won one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Carmen, Carmen, And.
Speaker 1: Then you're asking for lifelines, like we're giving you the
Speaker 1: entire quiz, but I thought you.
Speaker 6: Member I mlady got a bonus.
Speaker 1: Single. It was the easiest quizable time. You actually burnt
Speaker 1: up like twenty seconds of your time, but asking for
Speaker 1: something that we were already giving you.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Carmen, we put it on a plate for you, but.
Speaker 1: It was right there, it was all there, making oh no,
Speaker 1: all right, Well, look we tried. We really wanted it
Speaker 1: to go off.
Speaker 3: We wanted to go easier. I don't think we can
Speaker 3: do the past quiz again.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow because people were wise to it Monday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know there was.
Speaker 3: Lem and I want to know this morning, what did
Speaker 3: you do with your ex's stuff?
Speaker 2: Thirteen one oh sixty five.
Speaker 3: You're going to give us a buzz because a story
Speaker 3: out of Sydney. It's much like a scene in a movie.
Speaker 3: I believe it's in the Sydney CBD. There is a
Speaker 3: video of someone hurling it all out the window.
Speaker 1: Earlin from a sort of sky rise. And in the movies,
Speaker 1: of course, you're like, oh, yeah, you know, get out
Speaker 1: of here. But obviously, like you know, throwing a PlayStation
Speaker 1: off a back and he could kill someone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's coming off of it looks like the fourth
Speaker 2: or fifth story.
Speaker 1: It was crazy behavior. Yeah, and maybe why that person's
Speaker 1: not with you in the first place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it looks like I agree, it looks like
Speaker 3: they've thrown like an air conditioning, like little air condition
Speaker 3: like fan thing out that could definitely kill someone.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Not good. Well, the the polace were there and they
Speaker 1: sort of had the cordon off the area the until
Speaker 1: the person calmed down.
Speaker 2: All this stuff.
Speaker 1: Ah, but we're asking thirteen one oh six five, what
Speaker 1: did you do with your ex's stuff if you returned it?
Speaker 1: Obviously that's kind of boring. Yeah, but you know, maybe
Speaker 1: this is your stuff and your ex did something with it,
Speaker 1: or maybe you would you know, they did the dirty
Speaker 1: on you. I get some people just are not who
Speaker 1: you think they are. Maybe they cheated on you or
Speaker 1: something and you thought, yeah, what this is being said
Speaker 1: off the fire, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Look, I have had a rummage around in the prize
Speaker 3: cupboard and I've managed to find the last couple of
Speaker 3: Cole's vouchers on us. We'll pay for your food chopping
Speaker 3: if you get involved with this. One thirteen one oh
Speaker 3: six five is our number here at kiss Lem And
Speaker 3: I want to know.
Speaker 2: What did you do with your ex's stuff?
Speaker 1: Helen? And elizabethe's what did you do?
Speaker 14: I cut up all his clothes in tiny little pieces
Speaker 14: when he kicked him out, cut up all his clothes.
Speaker 14: When I left, I said, oh you can have the house, now,
Speaker 14: off you go. When you got home he found them
Speaker 14: in a pile, cut up in pieces.
Speaker 1: Well, now, Helen, he must have done up and bad.
Speaker 1: He must have really crossed you. Huh.
Speaker 7: Oh. Yes.
Speaker 14: We've been together twenty years and last year I've diagnosed
Speaker 14: with the illness and he thought, nah, I'm not going
Speaker 14: to look after you. Well, okay, no worry, I'll fix you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Helen, do what you do.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that, but yeah, it feels clothes
Speaker 1: cutting worthy. I think sometimes the you know there's a
Speaker 1: cause to the means, you know what I mean, When
Speaker 1: when it justifies it, you go, yeah, fair enough, you
Speaker 1: cut them clothes up.
Speaker 3: Good on you, Helen. And now you've also got a
Speaker 3: fifty dollar calls about you.
Speaker 14: Oh beautiful, Thank you, and this is the first time
Speaker 14: I've come on. I listened to you guys all the time,
Speaker 14: and I was surprised to get through Helen.
Speaker 1: I guess what will make it easier for you next time.
Speaker 1: You're a part of the Ben and Lamb Loyalty program. Now,
Speaker 1: in fact, because we like your story, we're going to
Speaker 1: upgrade you straight to silver. Oh my good, already calling?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so call anytime. I'd love to have you
Speaker 1: on again.
Speaker 12: Oh fantastic.
Speaker 14: Thank you so much, guys, you do a great job.
Speaker 1: He appreciate your time. Katie. What did you do to
Speaker 1: the exors gear?
Speaker 12: I told him if he wanted it back, he had
Speaker 12: to buy it.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, Well he.
Speaker 13: Owed me money, so I forget it was only fair.
Speaker 2: And did he buy the stuff back?
Speaker 12: He did?
Speaker 1: Did you run it at cost price or was it
Speaker 1: like marketplace price?
Speaker 12: I did it for what he owed me, so I
Speaker 12: got my money back?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, no, once again fair, that's totally fair, aktie.
Speaker 3: Also, I can see here that you aren't yet in
Speaker 3: the Benelum Loyalty program.
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 14: No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: You know what, I love your energy. I'm going to
Speaker 2: put you straight to silver.
Speaker 6: Amazing, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Feeling nice this morning. A lot of frequent listeners working
Speaker 1: their way up loyalty system. Tiana and smith Hill plains,
Speaker 1: what'd you do with the extra stuff?
Speaker 7: Told him to come and get it on and come over.
Speaker 7: I had it in a fire droom, drumm, and I
Speaker 7: set it on fire in front of him.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. I heard about the first word of that,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 1: I she said, you come over. It sounds like a
Speaker 1: bit of a hectic household there that Tiana. You said
Speaker 1: you come over, and then when he got there, you
Speaker 1: went bang in.
Speaker 2: Thet it on fire in front of him. Yeah right,
Speaker 2: I guess we Tiana? What that It's got you to silver?
Speaker 7: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, VIP invites, Kiss Events, Kiss Beneline, Fridge Magnet one
Speaker 1: priority call a year.
Speaker 2: We'll never cross you, matches in with you?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 3: Few good news, Liam, I know you're worried. Barbecuess Galore
Speaker 3: has been saved from extinction. There was that big story
Speaker 3: probably about a month ago now they were going under,
Speaker 3: but twenty seven franchise stores are set to keep trading
Speaker 3: after a last minute deal was struck.
Speaker 1: I wonder so who's come in there. I always think that, like,
Speaker 1: I wonder who comes in to.
Speaker 2: Say, just some capital investment firm Barbecue's.
Speaker 1: Clare, Yes, it's a giant conglomerate. Y right, it would
Speaker 1: have to be. It's not a mom and pipe investor.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I just I hope for Barbecue Glaw's sake that they
Speaker 3: diversify a little bit and they get outside of barbecues.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just yeah, barbecues and more.
Speaker 2: Barbecues and more is what we spoke about last time.
Speaker 1: That would be nice. It'd be nice to see just
Speaker 1: just from brand recognition point, you know, if people are
Speaker 1: only expecting barbecues. Yeah, they have come for barbecues.
Speaker 3: They have patio furniture, they have like the you know,
Speaker 3: the tongus and the spatulors, so they have everything you need.
Speaker 1: And barbecues and more. Also rhymes with the glare. So
Speaker 1: you could you could, you know, you could go to
Speaker 1: a radio station and they would make a little catchy.
Speaker 2: Barbecues, barbecues and more.
Speaker 1: We got sausage rills and tongues and grills. Barbecues got
Speaker 1: the law.
Speaker 2: Used to be go law. Now we're more. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: could work on something.
Speaker 1: We lost the stores, we've got them back coming and
Speaker 1: then buy some barbecues.
Speaker 2: Don't have had a lot of money to back in
Speaker 2: the advertising.
Speaker 1: I would be happy to do one free of charge
Speaker 1: pro berno for a barbecue. I'm not an idiot. I'm
Speaker 1: not an idiot, but if there is some barbecue contra,
Speaker 1: I'm happy to lend my jingle skills.
Speaker 3: The heart throb that is James Packer. Sorry, ladies, he's
Speaker 3: off the market for a third time. He has had
Speaker 3: a surprise wedding on an island in Italy, Italian island,
Speaker 3: very billionaire coded Kylie Lim is her name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean being married three times before sixties, it's
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's excessive. Yeah, that is excessive.
Speaker 4: Yeap.
Speaker 1: And like it's I always think with those weddings, like
Speaker 1: by the third time, it's hard for the MC to
Speaker 1: have some fodder without making jokes about that. Yep. Like
Speaker 1: surely it's elephant in the room, right, you got to
Speaker 1: you got to crack a few gags about it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you know yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know that sort
Speaker 1: of stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because of course there was Mariah Carey that was the big.
Speaker 1: One, right, yes, yeah, and they had the there was
Speaker 1: that place in Bondi and everyone's like, oh, that's Mariah
Speaker 1: carrying James Packer's place, like on the corner there near
Speaker 1: the beach.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a bit Shrek coded, isn't he? When you look.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at him now, Yeah, I'm kind of skimming
Speaker 3: the article him with all of his previous wives, and
Speaker 3: he just looks a bit like Shrek.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean that's probably it's a it's a
Speaker 1: safe thing to say, I think. Yeah. Look thirteen one
Speaker 1: oh six five, how many times have they been married?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't think many people have been married more than three,
Speaker 1: Like three obviously happens.
Speaker 3: That to me seems like the limma, right, like three
Speaker 3: people people get divorcedroy made all the time.
Speaker 2: Like twice is like married.
Speaker 1: Twice, that's not that's not that exciting.
Speaker 2: Three times when it starts excessive.
Speaker 1: If anyone, if anyone knows as anyone who's done more
Speaker 1: than three, yeah, my mind would be blown. Yeah, me too,
Speaker 1: My mind would be absolutely blown, especially if they're younger
Speaker 1: in life. Thirteen one oh six five, how many times
Speaker 1: have they been married? Don't bother calling if it's less
Speaker 1: than three? Less than three not interested three or more
Speaker 1: interested to hear from you. Rob in Alberton, this is you.
Speaker 1: How many times you've been married?
Speaker 15: Hey, good morning Ben and Laman, Good morning Row. Yeah,
Speaker 15: I've been married three times?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 15: My first marriage was seven years, my second marriage was
Speaker 15: seven years, which is not good. But my last marriage
Speaker 15: now I'm still married. I've been married fourteen years.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 1: I was hoping you at saying six and a half
Speaker 1: sweating a little bit, okay, And so I mean you
Speaker 1: don't have to get into it. You know, the first
Speaker 1: two just they just they weren't right for whatever reason.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, just just fell apart.
Speaker 8: I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well third time as a charm Rob, that's it.
Speaker 1: And I suppose your partner now would have gone into
Speaker 1: the third marriage knowing that was the case. But I'm
Speaker 1: glad to hear that you're happy.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Beck in Hope Valley. This is your dad. How many
Speaker 3: times has he been married?
Speaker 14: He's currently on his fourth marriage.
Speaker 1: Is your mum the first or yes? Okay?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: So is that like, is it a bit of a
Speaker 3: joke now every time he gets married and she's like,
Speaker 3: ha ha, it wasn't.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, it's just me and my siblings.
Speaker 11: And we made a joke when he got married to
Speaker 11: his current wife that the only time in the family
Speaker 11: gets together.
Speaker 15: Is at his weddings.
Speaker 7: Joke was the United Nations, the meeting of the United Nations.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're here for another marriage with Dade.
Speaker 6: Basically what and I were saying?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'd imagine a few siblings along the way
Speaker 1: as well. There's four marriages, wow.
Speaker 3: Beck, four that's hard to be We get a lot
Speaker 3: of calls for this to be fair, though, Lisa and
Speaker 3: Fuller to and four or more marriages?
Speaker 2: Surely not.
Speaker 3: You're there, Lisa, Lisa not working for Lisa. All right,
Speaker 3: let's go to a Rachel in Clemsy. This is your grandma.
Speaker 3: How many times has she been married?
Speaker 13: And she's unlucky number seven?
Speaker 1: God, has been legally married seven times?
Speaker 13: Yes, legally married seven times?
Speaker 2: What is gone?
Speaker 13: Is she the cats? What can I say?
Speaker 1: What the hell I mean? I you would be more
Speaker 1: when you said, Grandma, I'm obviously there's more years there
Speaker 1: can you run us through? Just like?
Speaker 13: Oh, she got married when she was eighteen and then
Speaker 13: she had I think she had two kids with my
Speaker 13: I guess he's my biological grandfather. And then yeah, just
Speaker 13: along the way. I think her most recent one she
Speaker 13: married him, I think in two thousand and five, two
Speaker 13: thousand and six.
Speaker 2: Still together.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, they're still together.
Speaker 1: So did any die or anything along the way? I mean,
Speaker 1: seven is so many.
Speaker 13: I think two through to six are dead, but one
Speaker 13: and seven are still going.
Speaker 2: And so how old was she?
Speaker 3: Obviously she's currently married. You said that two thousand and five.
Speaker 3: How old you know, roughly hold she was when she
Speaker 3: got married.
Speaker 13: The last time? No, that I know that. She's eighty
Speaker 13: this year.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's not year she was sixty?
Speaker 1: So what yea and bar this one? What was the
Speaker 1: longest marriage before that? There kin'd of been anymore than No.
Speaker 13: This is the longest one. I think.
Speaker 3: Wow, seven, grandmother, we're not a baddie baddie, we're not
Speaker 3: beaten seven seven. Wow, good on your angel. Great story.
Speaker 1: I want to interview your grandmother. I actually love doing
Speaker 1: like a podcast. You know, this whole idea of maxing,
Speaker 1: like I said, looks maxing and it's like looking the
Speaker 1: best possible you can. And it's a bit of a
Speaker 1: newer terminology maxing.
Speaker 3: I guess you would just explain it to someone who
Speaker 3: doesn't understand as you're just taking it to its limits.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Well there's a thing called sardine maxing where
Speaker 1: people are just eating eating lots of sardines. But it's
Speaker 1: a problem because it's caused a sardine shortage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and sardine maxing because sardines are really good for
Speaker 3: you because of like all the lot of protein in them,
Speaker 3: but also a lot of Omega three's, like more than
Speaker 3: you'd get with a fish tablet for example. People do
Speaker 3: just pound them.
Speaker 1: Well, they've been sardine maxing. I'm not too concerned about
Speaker 1: this because I'm not a trawler. I'm not a bird,
Speaker 1: I'm not a penguin like sardines.
Speaker 3: To be fair, I think I started sardine maxim. I'm
Speaker 3: not maxim but I do buy probably to pack the
Speaker 3: sardines a week, okay, and I will have them on
Speaker 3: the weekend sometimes with like if I have breakfast, my
Speaker 3: ideal breakfast in the morning would be eggs avo and
Speaker 3: then some sardines. That's the really good Yeah.
Speaker 1: I suppose you're not sardine maxing, but you're sardine mogging
Speaker 1: me a little bit, a little bit. Yeah, you're eating
Speaker 1: more sardines.
Speaker 3: You seem you know what I reckon if I had
Speaker 3: to put money on it, I don't know. Maybe I'm
Speaker 3: wrong here, but it seems to me like your dad
Speaker 3: Tom would eat sardines.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He has a heinous palette and does like things
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I don't know where. He doesn't
Speaker 1: have a great sense of smell, but yeah, loves a
Speaker 1: bit of like raw brown onion and like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he would actually like enjoy.
Speaker 3: That's a bit of the UK, And I feel like
Speaker 3: in the UK, especially like in the poorer times, they
Speaker 3: just lived off onions and sarde oh smashing.
Speaker 1: My mom used to give me a bit of chander
Speaker 1: along a sardine mash. Oh splendid. Yeah, yeah, a little yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like you don't have to eat like yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: In the forties they were starting maxing, but that's because
Speaker 2: they had.
Speaker 1: A war on yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, my dad wasn't born in the forties, thank you
Speaker 1: very much. He's in the sixties, you know. Anyway, Secret
Speaker 1: secret stain, Secret stain.
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Speaker 1: This ain't the secret sound, Oh no, this is the
Speaker 1: secret stain. This is different. So yeah, if you look
Speaker 1: at it, that's going to make your life easier. It's translucent,
Speaker 1: it's on a glass window. It's on the benlu socials.
Speaker 1: We've also given away two audio clues.
Speaker 4: And there's plenty of stromps on the bar.
Speaker 1: And there's a special bonus clue in the Ben and
Speaker 1: Lim podcast. So if you search Ben and Lium wherever
Speaker 1: you listen to your podcasts, Secret Stained Clue is the
Speaker 1: name of the episode. Pretty hard to miss. It's the
Speaker 1: last one up there, Shavin and Goffy heights. Have you
Speaker 1: listened to the podcast yet? Do you have that extra clue?
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 12: I wasn't even expecting to get through. It was a
Speaker 12: very spare of the moment.
Speaker 1: That's fair because if you if you heard that last clue,
Speaker 1: it might have just given it away. But what's your guess?
Speaker 12: My guess was like drawn like the barbie that's wrapped
Speaker 12: in bacon that people do it Christmas. Well, my family's
Speaker 12: done it Christmas.
Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, yeah, so run us through, run us
Speaker 1: through the How that ties into the clues.
Speaker 12: So the true like clues that I've heard, like on
Speaker 12: the radio. So we have like the troops on the
Speaker 12: barbie and then it sounds like a sheep or something barring.
Speaker 12: So that was kind of just my guess that I
Speaker 12: put the two of them together.
Speaker 1: But but you know, Bacon's pig, right.
Speaker 12: That is a great point.
Speaker 3: I was wondering how the bacon comes because of course
Speaker 3: there's this it's a stumpedy on the meat there.
Speaker 12: You never know what sound they might write, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Weird sound and pig pig and sheep's clothes, as the
Speaker 1: famous saying goes, sorry around Bacon, thanks for having to
Speaker 1: crack Amber and Manapara. Have you done your homework? Have
Speaker 1: you listened to the Ben Andline podcast from yesterday and
Speaker 1: heard that extra clue?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I've heard the clue.
Speaker 11: I've done my homework. I've seen so I'm leaving with
Speaker 11: like the sheep. It could be wool carpet like carpentry
Speaker 11: handyman style, like I know Paul Hogan. He was a handyman.
Speaker 1: Hogan actually back he used to paint the Sydney Opera
Speaker 1: House sorry sitting the Opera Sidney harbor Bridge. He was
Speaker 1: like one of the guys who used to work on that.
Speaker 3: Did the the rust paint, yeah, which is Australian job.
Speaker 13: Ever, Yeah, No, it's definitely.
Speaker 11: I've gone back into my homework. I'm just hoping I've
Speaker 11: got the right answer.
Speaker 2: And can I ask? Was that the first time you've
Speaker 2: listened to the podcast?
Speaker 11: No, I've listened to it before. I get off every
Speaker 11: morning at like six and like you guys.
Speaker 2: On, all right, well, we love to hear it.
Speaker 1: What's it? What's your guess?
Speaker 11: Well, I'm thinking it's a construction adhesive, maybe a PVA glue.
Speaker 1: A p v A glue, a glue. The last secret
Speaker 1: stained need, I remind you, was a glue stick. So
Speaker 1: I suppose logically would we have gone glue twice? Or
Speaker 1: you could say we're getting tricky with it and we thought, well,
Speaker 1: no one's going to think we're going to do glue again,
Speaker 1: so we'll just do that.
Speaker 3: Is it a polyvinyl acetate glue on the window? A
Speaker 3: water based synthetic adhesive used for porous materials like woods?
Speaker 11: Are scaring me?
Speaker 2: Fabric amber?
Speaker 12: I hope for.
Speaker 11: That is okay?
Speaker 1: Sorry, Thank you for doing your homework and listening to
Speaker 1: the podcast. Please continue to do that. Who knows, maybe
Speaker 1: we'll chuck in a few extra little clues in there
Speaker 1: for the people playing along. Look, we'll be back Monday.
Speaker 1: I think next week is the week. I think it's
Speaker 1: only a matter of time before people put the pieces together.
Speaker 2: It's not making it to Friday, no.
Speaker 1: No way. So yeah, listen to that pod from yesterday
Speaker 1: if you want to hear the extra clue that Amber
Speaker 1: was alluding to there, and maybe you can score five
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Speaker 1: I like that it does what it says on the tin.
Speaker 1: It's in goodwood. Yeah, it's quality. Yeah, and it is meat.
Speaker 2: They don't muck around, you know what I mean. There's
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Speaker 1: one lucky listener, our favorite caller a week is about
Speaker 1: to get award winning Trodessa. This was fun. We did
Speaker 1: she'll be right, but she wasn't. I think this is
Speaker 1: the last call that trickled through from someone who's now
Speaker 1: called a couple of times this week and has made
Speaker 1: us laugh every time she has. It's the wonderful Margie.
Speaker 7: We went out dirt by riding. I mean, nephew come
Speaker 7: off his bike. All he kept saying was me, ankle,
Speaker 7: my ankle, And we're like, you'll be white. Anyway. We
Speaker 7: took into the house through we broke the source disk
Speaker 7: in his neck.
Speaker 1: Ah. It's like one of those ones where you could
Speaker 1: end up like a paraplegic.
Speaker 7: If he had broken the disc up a bit higher,
Speaker 7: he would have been dead.
Speaker 1: Wow, you will get on with it, Get on with it,
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Speaker 1: to be a crusty demon or not. Congratulations marg you've
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Speaker 7: Trey aw Sam. Thank you so much, guys, that's amazing.
Speaker 7: I can't wait to have the barbie.
Speaker 2: No worries at all, Margie, you call any time. Okay.
Speaker 2: We love having you on.
Speaker 1: Thank you, no worries. Well, we've punched in Wingfield's coordinates,
Speaker 1: so we're about to shoot the meat over to you.
Speaker 1: Are you ready to catch it?
Speaker 7: Yep, I'm ready. I'm for the lunch fan because I'm
Speaker 7: just waiting for it to land.
Speaker 2: Are you working in the lunch fan? Are you getting
Speaker 2: some lunch?
Speaker 7: I am working in the lunch fan.
Speaker 14: I drive around in depth about that all day long.
Speaker 1: So what do you what do you have in the
Speaker 1: lunch van? What's what's the going everthinking?
Speaker 7: Is s Mittelburger's, hamburgers? What's up with the luck? Cheezburgers, sandwiches,
Speaker 7: rolls to slowly cakes mill?
Speaker 2: While you just drive around the industrial area and people
Speaker 2: hail you down.
Speaker 7: We have allocated stops, so yeah, I have timely met
Speaker 7: sketch to the stops and stuff. Yeah, basically just drive
Speaker 7: around all day. Say you ate everyone and because isn't.
Speaker 3: It funny When you were a kid, the ice cream
Speaker 3: trucks coming and you hear the music, whereas as an
Speaker 3: adult in the industrial area of Wingfield, you hear the
Speaker 3: lunch been coming.
Speaker 2: All right, let's shoot you to meet trade.
Speaker 7: That's well, great, steaky off the back of the truck.
Speaker 3: Good on your maggy the sky, Good hands on your muggy,
Speaker 3: I gotta say, and we are back.
Speaker 1: I seen to the swim. We like to get sloppier
Speaker 1: at the back on a Friday. But I'm just going
Speaker 1: to forewarn everyone here that Ben has a sweet, sweet boy,
Speaker 1: a sweet a newly three year old boy that he
Speaker 1: hasn't seen on his birthday yet. And I think we
Speaker 1: all got to do our dandas to keep things appropriately
Speaker 1: tight so he can rush back to said boy.
Speaker 2: I would love nothing more than to spend hours here getting.
Speaker 1: Sloppy, but he simply cannot because he has a family
Speaker 1: shield Sam.
Speaker 3: You know, Sam's done a nice thing. She's she's let
Speaker 3: Fordy open one present from his Teddies. But he knows
Speaker 3: there's more presence, so he knows to get.
Speaker 1: When Daddy comes. Daddy will come with the cream. Freddie
Speaker 1: will be like the cat that got the cream.
Speaker 9: Cream break in the pod. No, oh, that was fun.
Speaker 1: There's lots of fun, but people sometimes people need to
Speaker 1: let you know if they want extra bits of listening
Speaker 1: to and lame, you've got to listen listen for four
Speaker 1: hours a morning any given weekday.
Speaker 9: Okay, well it was. It was very funny.
Speaker 1: She's always do not always interest me when people ask me, like,
Speaker 1: what days do you work? Like in radio? Wouldn't it
Speaker 1: just wouldn't people just assume that it's like a normal
Speaker 1: working week like anyone else, that you work five days.
Speaker 10: Awa ah, but you do also have your Saturday show
Speaker 10: that is around the country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not in for that. We've never we've never worked.
Speaker 2: It's very noble and pretend. Yeah panel at all and
Speaker 2: you pretend, yeah, hey, they'll put your boys through.
Speaker 9: Yeah. I can't go a day without answering it.
Speaker 11: We know.
Speaker 1: I used to. My very first show was a live
Speaker 1: weekend show. But I don't think we've ever actually been
Speaker 1: in on the weekends apart from when you record stuff
Speaker 1: very occasionally, but I don't think we've ever done a
Speaker 1: live show together on the weekend.
Speaker 9: Remember that we did that Kendrick Lamar prank on a
Speaker 9: Saturday morning. That was fun.
Speaker 1: That was a good time.
Speaker 9: I didn't have to come in for that. I was
Speaker 9: in Melbourne that weekend.
Speaker 1: That was sbolutely shattered that morning as well. I was
Speaker 1: so hungover. So I'm so glad that it wasn't. But
Speaker 1: I also it's funny knowing that I had an early
Speaker 1: interview with Kendrick Lamar as far as I knew, and
Speaker 1: still went out. Yeah, that was really very early though.
Speaker 9: You would come in on a freaking Thursday and be like,
Speaker 9: I, I mean.
Speaker 1: Out last night. I did not recite myself wow when
Speaker 1: I lived in Sydney, not at all.
Speaker 9: It's crazy, I I.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I suppose it's just a pure age thing as well.
Speaker 1: And like when I think of that thirst year, I
Speaker 1: was like, for half of it I was twenty The
Speaker 1: other half of it was twenty one. I didn't have
Speaker 1: a partner and I had free tickets still literally every
Speaker 1: show under the sign festival and everything, oh, like it
Speaker 1: was triple JA was like the sweet you know, like
Speaker 1: it no one gets paid that much, but the perks
Speaker 1: are out of control and the sense that it's just
Speaker 1: like because they present all the cool things, you know,
Speaker 1: like the.
Speaker 9: Tickets spreadsheet gave me life. There was a spreadsheet that
Speaker 9: would just be like it would.
Speaker 10: Be sent around the office and it was a spreadsheet
Speaker 10: of that month's upcoming concerts, gigs and festivals, and you
Speaker 10: just put your name down for what you wanted to
Speaker 10: go to and how many tickets you wanted, and you
Speaker 10: could just be like like I'd just be like bell
Speaker 10: plus two, yep, cool, here's your festival t gets.
Speaker 2: I personally misses it the most would be Charlotte.
Speaker 10: Actually it was Amanda that used to come to everything
Speaker 10: with me, and she does miss it a lot and
Speaker 10: brings it up regularly and she always says, why did
Speaker 10: you leave Triple Jay when we could just go to everything?
Speaker 1: I got this sick good. This photo was like as
Speaker 1: it's ruined, so this black and white photo. I think
Speaker 1: it was like a Wednesday night. Dizzy death Rays were
Speaker 1: playing and the June Rats were there, and I've become
Speaker 1: quite chummy with the June Rats and every time they're
Speaker 1: in town, we go out to dinner together and they're
Speaker 1: they're legends. But so that was like a night before
Speaker 1: a show and they just said, oh, come on at
Speaker 1: the end and just like throw toilet paper out into
Speaker 1: the crowd. I don't really know why, but they were
Speaker 1: so they got this photo. I'm like launching this toilet
Speaker 1: paper but it's like a really high quality black and
Speaker 1: white photo, and the crowds like heaving, and I'm on
Speaker 1: stage at the end. We're throwing some toilet paper. But
Speaker 1: it's ruined because, as I said, I really liked Indian
Speaker 1: Home and Diner, and you know, not like I'm a
Speaker 1: specimen now, but I really wasn't looking after myself right then.
Speaker 1: And my shirt is so up and there's this big
Speaker 1: fat guts like sitting like really high quality photo and
Speaker 1: it's like hanging over my gene. Yeah, twenty seventeen almost makes.
Speaker 3: It more funny though, because it was just that reminds
Speaker 3: you of the debauchery. Also, imme it was talk because
Speaker 3: you're talking shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it was,
Speaker 1: but I'm also the same. But there is one called
Speaker 1: black and white photo if anyone has I can't even
Speaker 1: remember what album it was. There's one June Rats album.
Speaker 1: If you've got it on vinyl, let me just look up.
Speaker 2: This wouldn't be speaking to a large number of people.
Speaker 1: I reckon. Yeah, I hurry up and wait from twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: It's the one where it's the rat and the wheel,
Speaker 1: maybe two or three if you've got that on vinyl.
Speaker 1: If you open it up, there's a photo of me
Speaker 1: on the inside of it at a dinner with the
Speaker 1: Gooch Palms and the June Rats. Yeah right, good farms.
Speaker 1: Also legends from niw.
Speaker 9: Me I haven't name a very long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 9: Well, business wise, I know you've got to go Ben
Speaker 9: Platinum Lounge. Do we want to talk about that? Well,
Speaker 9: it's either in the pod or it's after the pod
Speaker 9: before you leave, because weve.
Speaker 1: Got to lock it in.
Speaker 2: Does a walk out of here, I'm a free man.
Speaker 9: Fine, fine you go. I'll lock in the Platinum Lounge
Speaker 9: with Liam.
Speaker 1: Thank you. But yes, there is also one line that I've.
Speaker 9: Just put on the screen that you need to record
Speaker 9: before you leave.
Speaker 3: Please check out the stain then listen eight a m Mumbay.
Speaker 3: I'll cover check out the stain. Then listen eight a
Speaker 3: m Monday.
Speaker 9: Perfect jobs hard, Their job is.
Speaker 1: It's just he live time, saw monmon day and he had.
Speaker 2: To you had I chose to leave it. I thought
Speaker 2: it would be funny, but he had to.
Speaker 1: Normally he would you have to use brain power and
Speaker 1: be like right, how so tough?
Speaker 6: So tough?
Speaker 3: Actually, I used so much brain power there because I
Speaker 3: saw it was spelled wrong as I was reading it.
Speaker 3: I could have self edited it, but I said, no,
Speaker 3: that'd actually be funny if I read it how it's written.
Speaker 1: A lot of people don't have that amount of brain power,
Speaker 1: amount of brain capacity.
Speaker 2: I think AI used a lot of water.
Speaker 1: He's gonna have to sit down for a big drink
Speaker 1: up to that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's you know,
Speaker 1: you see, I feel like you see these stories around
Speaker 1: every now and then it's like, yeah, data center build
Speaker 1: across the road. We can't even get pressure out of
Speaker 1: the tap. You're like, oh, that would be the worst.
Speaker 10: To now, but last year, last year, just chat GPT
Speaker 10: used as much water as a whole of New York
Speaker 10: City if you had a whole nother New York City built,
Speaker 10: And that was like that was early days kind.
Speaker 1: Of yeah, and then and then you got on top
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 2: I don't get stuck in a gro Have you've seen that.
Speaker 1: The footage of Elon Musk talk about using grock so roast. No,
Speaker 1: So I'm not really good at I've never I've never
Speaker 1: tried to do Anylon Musk impression before, but it's like,
Speaker 1: is doing this like interfiling. It's really awkward to A
Speaker 1: really fun thing to do at a party. Is like
Speaker 1: you can take like a photo at a party of
Speaker 1: someone and say to Grock, hey, can you do like
Speaker 1: a really vulgar roast of this person? And you can
Speaker 1: be more vulgar Grock, and it's just a really fun
Speaker 1: funny thing to do at a party. I know why
Speaker 1: I sounded like a little German backpack of it. I
Speaker 1: haven't really refined my Elon, but if you say it's
Speaker 1: super awkward.
Speaker 3: To me, it screams like someone like him who would
Speaker 3: struggle with humor, yeah, has made a computer to try
Speaker 3: and to humor.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then all of a sudden you got Elon
Speaker 1: Musk taking photo of you saying roast this AI is
Speaker 1: roasting physical features like your nose is big, exactly.
Speaker 10: You don't need to use all those to do it
Speaker 10: when you can just do it as a person. I
Speaker 10: think the podcast has a bald patch on his chin.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, fair, but you know I did. I'd rather
Speaker 1: that than a bold patch on my heads.
Speaker 9: True. And do you have a good head of hair.
Speaker 1: Well, it's you know, I've got a high hairline, but
Speaker 1: there's no bold patch.
Speaker 10: You guys picking up each other about your body hair
Speaker 10: today was very funny.
Speaker 9: You're so hairy. Ben's such a.
Speaker 1: Man, so Nathan Jender. Nathan Jender told me a funny story.
Speaker 10: Sorry, Ben's Ben's taking a photo of Liam. If you
Speaker 10: pull that face, leve, it's going to roast you.
Speaker 9: Smile. He is getting a passport photo.
Speaker 1: Done has to say about me?
Speaker 9: Are you using that one or are you using a different.
Speaker 2: I'm using the one I just took of him?
Speaker 9: Sorry, Ai, what was the question which Ai used?
Speaker 4: Chat?
Speaker 2: I imagine you are using gros, the one that is
Speaker 2: supposed to be more like non PC.
Speaker 10: That's right, you did say, because that's yes, yes, yep, yeah,
Speaker 10: well as we always do.
Speaker 1: But he said to use the words vulgar roast. Okay,
Speaker 1: you might have to sense yourself a little bit.
Speaker 2: I just said to roast my mate, okay.
Speaker 1: But he just he did say in this interviews, and
Speaker 1: then you can keep saying more vulgar, more vulgar.
Speaker 3: Okay, your mate looks I haven't read any of this,
Speaker 3: so we might have to censor someth your mate looks
Speaker 3: like the intern who got locked in the studio overnight
Speaker 3: and is now pretending that was part of the plan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was shit.
Speaker 2: Standing there in a barbershop promo.
Speaker 1: T well, well I am actually so that's clever that
Speaker 1: it give it.
Speaker 9: It says Barbershop, like.
Speaker 3: He's about to cut someone's fringe with a pair of
Speaker 3: kitchen scissors. Black trousers that stopped caring in twenty nineteen,
Speaker 3: and those pristine white clogs that scream I own one
Speaker 3: pair of shoes and they're for both the beach and
Speaker 3: the office. The headphones in his hands aren't a flex,
Speaker 3: they're a hostage situation. He's gripping them like they're the
Speaker 3: only thing stopping him from floating away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The soft little smile and polite clasp of his hands
Speaker 3: compliment the look.
Speaker 2: Yes I work at Kiss. No, I can't get you
Speaker 2: free tickets. Stop asking absolute radio station, Goblin energy.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you just say make it vulgar and then
Speaker 1: just and then after it makes a vulgar to say
Speaker 1: make it even more vulgar and then read the even
Speaker 1: more vulgar vb lgar.
Speaker 10: While you're doing that, just a reminder for our Facebook groups.
Speaker 10: It is Ben and Liams pod squad. Please don't join Ben,
Speaker 10: Liam and Bell's pod squad. I have had a few
Speaker 10: more over the last twenty four to forty eight hours
Speaker 10: joining that one, and I used to permit them in
Speaker 10: so that you'd get permitted in and you'd see the
Speaker 10: link to the new one. I'm just I'm just not
Speaker 10: accepting people anymore. So if you're like, why I accepted
Speaker 10: in to anything, it's you're in the wrong group. You're
Speaker 10: the wrong So just please, it's Ben and Liam's pod squad.
Speaker 3: I've only said make it more vulgar once. Haven't even
Speaker 3: done it again. Do you want to read this out
Speaker 3: and then we can decide.
Speaker 1: Bosses in the next room. But just we'll just have
Speaker 1: to make sure we censor.
Speaker 2: But yeah, hit, it's just saying I won't sensor this
Speaker 2: because I have to go.
Speaker 1: He does. It is his son's third birthday.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is just one more vulgar. Oh sure,
Speaker 2: I should Probably maybe we can make the podcast tile.
Speaker 9: The photo yeah, great, better than the current one.
Speaker 3: YEA love that your mate looks like he just got
Speaker 3: caught midwank in the green room and decided to lean
Speaker 3: into it, standing there with the soft little please don't
Speaker 3: find me smile, hands clasped over his crotch like he's
Speaker 3: protecting his last two brain cells. He hasn't already nutted
Speaker 3: out that barbershop t shirt is doing the absolute most
Speaker 3: TBC as the only thing he's taken care of businesses
Speaker 3: is his own lonely right hand after every shift when
Speaker 3: he has a wink.
Speaker 9: How did we go for in turn?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's for shifts at the goon.
Speaker 3: He's wearing. Absolutely, he's wearing absolute pussy repellent foot where
Speaker 3: it looks like he's nicked them off or retired lesbian
Speaker 3: yoga instructor.
Speaker 1: Okay, now that is pretty funny stuff.
Speaker 3: His headphones dangling like a pair of sad empty balls,
Speaker 3: radio station goblin energy so strong you can practically smell
Speaker 3: the lukewarm red ball, and suppressed hormones coming off him.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, that was one layer of cats.
Speaker 1: Go double, make it more used the word.
Speaker 9: What do we have to actually beep in that? I
Speaker 9: think we can leave it.
Speaker 2: You guys have to make that cool.
Speaker 9: I think that's fine. I didn't actually swear.
Speaker 1: I think you can't say.
Speaker 9: I think you can in a pod.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe they're right, there was, and Jeff and maybe
Speaker 1: maybe extra vulgar will be I mean, I don't Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was pretty vulgar.
Speaker 3: So I mean I've just kind of quickly speed read
Speaker 3: the first couple of bits. It seems like it's probably
Speaker 3: on the it's a little bit more vulgar I was
Speaker 3: reading it. Your mate looks like the human embodiment of
Speaker 3: a sticky studio couch, standing there with that soft, vacant smile,
Speaker 3: like he's just finished jerking it into a sock behind
Speaker 3: the soundboard, and it's hoping no one noticed the wet
Speaker 3: patch he left behind. What the hands class dead center
Speaker 3: over his crotch, protecting whatever sad overworked little prick is
Speaker 3: left after the radio station wanks and first for the
Speaker 3: night shift producer, This barbershop t is peak delusion TCB
Speaker 3: as if this can't say that word has ever taken
Speaker 3: care of anything except his own lonely.
Speaker 1: Nutsack, Why is it so obsessed with it?
Speaker 2: Obviously pitched certain things and yeah, and it.
Speaker 9: Looks at Liam and it's just like double down on.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Wow, Okay, take a photo bell and say get
Speaker 1: Grock to do one on her.
Speaker 2: It's only fair you have to leave.
Speaker 1: I do, but it would be funny for a Grock
Speaker 1: vulgar roast of Belle Jackson. Okay, you can so see
Speaker 1: Elamsk taking a photo with some like metaglasses and like
Speaker 1: trying to get gags to roast people from from Grock. Okay,
Speaker 1: looked that was like a hostage photo. That was pretty nervous.
Speaker 1: What does Grock have to say for himself?
Speaker 9: Well, I don't think it will know that I'm in
Speaker 9: a radio station because it was just in front.
Speaker 4: True.
Speaker 3: The other thing was picking and you don't have did
Speaker 3: you mean to say, okay, now do my radio producer, Yeah.
Speaker 9: And make it vulgar. Let's just skip the first layer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, true, yeah, okay, s thinking.
Speaker 2: Goes the resources, analyzing image and request.
Speaker 9: Actually this is the first.
Speaker 10: Time, well vulgar my knowledge, my photo has been put
Speaker 10: into AI.
Speaker 1: I think now you remember you did? Oh we did looks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, it's definitely used your face true.
Speaker 9: True, Sorry, Plus I shop at the supermarket. Yeah, but
Speaker 9: I don't. I've never used it, like gone out of
Speaker 9: my way to use it or put a photo in.
Speaker 2: It's just struggling with bell.
Speaker 9: Hang on, Maybe it doesn't know me. It's like, well,
Speaker 9: new person, never seen her before?
Speaker 1: Is it processing? It's just got it's got a lot,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, it's like too many gags, so
Speaker 1: many chins.
Speaker 9: I can't see past it.
Speaker 1: That's a you thing. I've no one has ever once
Speaker 1: said that or thought.
Speaker 9: That About's nice of you, but that's a you know, thanks.
Speaker 3: Well sorry, I think I said, okay, now do my
Speaker 3: producer and make it vulgar, and it made an image,
Speaker 3: but then I couldn't open the image because I have
Speaker 3: to pay for premium, so I didn't use the word roast.
Speaker 3: So I've now done it again and I've said roaster.
Speaker 1: Okay, thinking it's thinking thank you Groc.
Speaker 9: I don't know what image that would have done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't see that rock premium.
Speaker 10: Like knowing that it's like it's really picking my profile
Speaker 10: apart and storing it.
Speaker 2: Alright, it's just taken a while.
Speaker 9: That's okay, that's all right.
Speaker 1: Well it's at this point Grok is making Ben late
Speaker 1: for his own son's birthday. But let's not get angry
Speaker 1: at Grok because Grok might be our boss one day,
Speaker 1: you know, so let's or God for Beard. Potentially Grok
Speaker 1: will be the world leader yeah, you know, well the
Speaker 1: one the Supreme Leader groc big.
Speaker 10: Happy birthday to Freddie again, lovely messages in the WhatsApp
Speaker 10: group of people sending through happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Message bless them all, God, bless them all, and a
Speaker 1: lot of gift gifts like take another photo.
Speaker 9: I was like, are you pulling your headphones on just leaving?
Speaker 9: Should I take my headphones off? Or does it work
Speaker 9: with it.
Speaker 2: You're giving?
Speaker 9: Well, it's got the whole radio studio behind me now
Speaker 9: and my headphones on.
Speaker 10: And what was I going to say? Yeah, Freddy's birthday.
Speaker 10: I'm seeing Sam tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Night, which will be fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nice, it'll be fun.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we're going to watch pole dancing, which will be nice.
Speaker 1: I better and I are doing the same thing.
Speaker 10: I am actually curious because last time I went to
Speaker 10: Miss Pole was in Sydney and it was all girls.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I wonder, it's like a competition.
Speaker 10: It's to crown, like Miss Pole Australia is like the
Speaker 10: best dancer in Australia.
Speaker 9: So where that this is the.
Speaker 10: Adelaide division and it goes round and then it will
Speaker 10: have the big overall national and that's.
Speaker 1: When they would you ever compete I know absolutely not.
Speaker 10: I'm I'm such a sweaty person already when I do
Speaker 10: pole after you so much chalk. If I was competing
Speaker 10: and I was nervous, there's no way in hell I
Speaker 10: would be able to do the normal like good shit.
Speaker 9: But yeah, so we're going.
Speaker 10: But I am curious always like they're gonna be like creep,
Speaker 10: like anyone can buy a ticket to this, like anyone
Speaker 10: could just rock up and just watch this like four
Speaker 10: hour on competition like the best pole dancers.
Speaker 9: And I don't know, I'm just like.
Speaker 2: There's no vetting of like okay, you're ready for rock
Speaker 2: roasting bell.
Speaker 1: There's a need a sense that do you think as well?
Speaker 3: Definitely, okay, definitely i'd see Okay, all right, I've only
Speaker 3: quickly top line speed skim Reddit, so I might stumble
Speaker 3: through this, but I get my best shot. Look at
Speaker 3: this absolute unit standing there like she just woke up
Speaker 3: in the studio after a night of regrettable decisions. That
Speaker 3: oversized black hoodie is doing the lord's work, trying to
Speaker 3: hide whatever's going on underneath.
Speaker 1: So flared black pants need to stop this.
Speaker 3: Those flared black pants and chunky white dad sneaks still
Speaker 3: scream I gave up on being effable sometime in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: I never looked back.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, she she's she's grinning like she just
Speaker 3: shit her pants and is daring someone to notice, headphones on,
Speaker 3: like she's ready to take a call, but the only
Speaker 3: person calling is But the only call she's getting is
Speaker 3: from the dry cleaner, asking why her clothes smells so sad,
Speaker 3: lonely and like microwaved natchers, leaning on that desk with
Speaker 3: one hand like she's trying to look casual. Meanwhile, the
Speaker 3: rest of her body language is pure. Please don't stand
Speaker 3: me up. My back is already cooked from carrying this personality.
Speaker 3: That soft, that soft little belly under the hoodie is
Speaker 3: out here living its best life, while the rest of
Speaker 3: her is out here looking like a rejected background extra
Speaker 3: from a low budget lesbian crime drama.
Speaker 9: Okay, that's unnecessary.
Speaker 3: Kiss one or two three's finest, the human equivalent of
Speaker 3: a damp towel left in a gym bag for three days.
Speaker 3: Congrats on the producer, gig mate. Clearly the bar was
Speaker 3: buried underneath a mountain of mediocre penis and leftover uberittes.
Speaker 9: Jesus give up on looking at this is what I
Speaker 9: wear to work now.
Speaker 1: Wow, rock fow do you think you know at the moment, like, ah,
Speaker 1: it's crazy that I can do that. But at some
Speaker 1: point there will be robots that walk past us and
Speaker 1: go you are a damned out you will we will
Speaker 1: be oppressed by.
Speaker 2: It'll flip right. You will serve the robots like they
Speaker 2: will put us down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these dang clankers.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna have a bunker.
Speaker 9: Guys, can I come?
Speaker 2: You don't know where I live, so please can I come?
Speaker 9: I don't want to be you.
Speaker 2: Can find it. If you can find it. You know
Speaker 2: the code word.
Speaker 1: Plint No, not flimp.
Speaker 2: I don't actually thought code word yet.
Speaker 10: It's actually working on that right, Okay, Well shall we
Speaker 10: roast Ben on Monday?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, would be lovely. I think if we if
Speaker 1: we get a photo of Ben Monday, I think everyone
Speaker 1: needs to go past the grock hazing ritual.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, and I will the photo of Bell
Speaker 3: and the photo of Limb will make put him side
Speaker 3: by side, make that the podcast.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's funny when you can see.
Speaker 1: What you can visually sort of work with, and do
Speaker 1: we have to I don't know if we have to.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we have to bleep any of
Speaker 1: that stuff. Actually, I think right, I think you bleep
Speaker 1: yourself there and yeah, and we know this is not
Speaker 1: they're not our words. That's grox work.
Speaker 2: You want to do me quickly, you can do me
Speaker 2: before I go. And then yeah, okay, I can I
Speaker 2: read Ben's yeah, of course, all right, so you do that.
Speaker 1: Just take a selfie or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you take a photo of me.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think full body if you can. Well he's
Speaker 9: not even smiling, just straight face.
Speaker 1: So and then I just going vulgar roast my friend
Speaker 1: or something like that.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, now roast my friend vulgar.
Speaker 1: Now do a double vulgar roast.
Speaker 2: Don't do double because I feel like sometimes.
Speaker 1: It doesn't tries too hard. And now do a vulgar
Speaker 1: roast on my friend Ben.
Speaker 2: And then it'll think.
Speaker 1: So, let's say I said, now to a vulgar roost
Speaker 1: to my friend Ben. Oh, it's quick. Absolutely. From this
Speaker 1: photo alone, once again, CrOx word's not mine. Ben looks
Speaker 1: like the bloke who tells everyone who's between projects when
Speaker 1: the project is remembering to wash that gray T shirt.
Speaker 1: He's standing so stiff. He looks like someone paused a
Speaker 1: Sims character halfway through loading. That Beard's trying its absolute
Speaker 1: best givince people. He chops firewood, but those accurate. But
Speaker 1: those joggers are screaming. I asked mum if she could
Speaker 1: pick up the oat milk on the way home. The
Speaker 1: kiss logo behind him is the most charismatic thing in
Speaker 1: the photo. He looks like he'd spend forty five minutes
Speaker 1: explaining the optimal compost to chicken ratio, then immediately lose
Speaker 1: a fight with a stubborn wheelbarrow.
Speaker 9: This is government, so maybe it knows you actually really
Speaker 9: well maybe.
Speaker 1: And mate, those shoes I have seen more kilometers than
Speaker 1: your personality. They look like they've completed three half out ons,
Speaker 1: two bunning strips, and a messy divorce. The posture is
Speaker 1: incredible to arms hanging there like he's waiting for windows
Speaker 1: XP to finish booting. If Bayes was a human being,
Speaker 1: he did ask Ben for fashion advice. But to be honest,
Speaker 1: but to be fair, sorry, he does have the unmistakable
Speaker 1: look of a man who's about five minutes away from
Speaker 1: saying nah, don't buy it new I know it, bloke, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe it has been.
Speaker 2: This isn't even roasting.
Speaker 1: This is more like, this is just saying summary record.
Speaker 1: It's all in good fun based on the photo, not
Speaker 1: a reflection of who he really was.
Speaker 2: That even that wasn't even vulgar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'll go this, make it, make it.
Speaker 9: He likes marketplace.
Speaker 1: And I've done vulgar in big text. And then Ben
Speaker 1: really has to go because he's there would be tears
Speaker 1: welling up in young Freddy's face at this point.
Speaker 9: Did you FaceTime him during the show this I did? Yeah,
Speaker 9: that's cute.
Speaker 1: Alright, there we go. Interesting. Ben looks like the sort
Speaker 1: of bloke whould get bullied at his own intervention. He's
Speaker 1: standing there like someone just unplugged his brain mid update.
Speaker 1: That gray T shirt has all that this sucks t shirt,
Speaker 1: all the personality ever wet cardboard, and someone who's carrying
Speaker 1: the outfits still.
Speaker 11: Not that.
Speaker 2: It's scared giving anything to work with it.
Speaker 1: I think it's scared of him. I don't think it
Speaker 1: wants to cross it. Why only this would happen to
Speaker 1: you know, honestly, there is not a I'm scanning this now,
Speaker 1: not even a vulgar Hellan.
Speaker 3: Was like a big dirty masturbator. Bell was all frumpy,
Speaker 3: I'm a loser that look at this.
Speaker 15: All day.
Speaker 1: I can see he looks weak from it. Oh god,
Speaker 1: it's like this guy likes marketplace. His beard is actually
Speaker 1: pretty nice and trimmed. Wears a great T shirt though, haha, sucked.
Speaker 2: Worry about that.
Speaker 1: The frick Grock. It knows it's your Grock, like like
Speaker 1: because it's on Ben's phone. It's like, it's still like,
Speaker 1: I'm good to my master. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I don't know, weird.
Speaker 2: I'll screenshot all the three photos.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you Grock.
Speaker 9: For Happy birthday to Freddy. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 1: God bless you all. Safe voyage. Yes, finally clocking off
Speaker 1: after the twelfth day of work in a row, so
Speaker 1: probably would have accumulated a fair bit of annual leave
Speaker 1: from all that.
Speaker 10: You don't get annual leave, a crude because in your
Speaker 10: contract you get ample time off.
Speaker 1: You are fine, you get the same time though, right,
Speaker 1: you know this.
Speaker 9: Is so yeah.
Speaker 10: Going from talent to producer is a real punch in
Speaker 10: the face. Survey break when I'm like my computer again,
Speaker 10: It's so nice when you're on air and you just
Speaker 10: everyone goes goodbye, so nice, but no slaving away here, slaving.
Speaker 2: Away you got a massive team helping you.
Speaker 9: I know, right, thank God Odd me and my giant team.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Well, and feel free abounce ideas of Croc
Speaker 1: whilst we're not here.
Speaker 9: No, I'll still continue to message you guys.
Speaker 2: Kind of got like the infinite world's knowledge at your
Speaker 2: finger tips.
Speaker 9: If you just will, I will not be doing that.
Speaker 1: Reabs. If we've got Groc to produce the show one day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Groc's cool to air. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: What do we do next? What do we talk about?
Speaker 2: Right now? Ten seconds? Mike's going on? What are we
Speaker 2: talk about?
Speaker 1: Where's my rundown?
Speaker 2: One last thing before I go, One last thing before
Speaker 2: I go. I'll just test it out. I'll just I'll
Speaker 2: do video because I can just leading, just leading Groc.
Speaker 3: I'm doing a radio show right now and the mics
Speaker 3: are going live in ten seconds, and my co host
Speaker 3: Lima and I have nothing to talk about.
Speaker 2: What's the topic and what do we cover? Tell me now?
Speaker 16: It's thinking Trump's new executive orders on birth right citizenship.
Speaker 16: It's breaking right now. You just signed them today after
Speaker 16: the Supreme Court.
Speaker 3: Sho no, no, no, we're more of a funny show.
Speaker 3: We do more funny stuff, like we need some funny
Speaker 3: areas to talk about.
Speaker 16: Yeah, funny stuff is way better for you to go
Speaker 16: with the world's dumbest animal stories. It's perfect lead with
Speaker 16: those cappy bars crashing the Brazilian legislature like they own
Speaker 16: the place, acting all chill while politicizing.
Speaker 2: Shut up, Yeah you're off it.
Speaker 9: Well, thank you, thank you. Yes, yes, my job is
Speaker 9: not at all threatened by AI.
Speaker 1: I am safe, to be fair. I've just seen the Sorry,
Speaker 1: I didn't actually see the photo that groc did. Yep,
Speaker 1: and I do look a bit like a wanker in it.
Speaker 1: Can I see it? I know it was just happened
Speaker 1: quick and I just didn't really, it's an awful photo.
Speaker 9: Yeah, your hands are there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's maybe why.
Speaker 2: You chose though.
Speaker 1: That is the starts I chose, yeap and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: I also like one thing. I like the last thing.
Speaker 3: And then before I go is I like something I
Speaker 3: look at sometimes in photos, especially on radio shows, but
Speaker 3: just in general, is if there's a clock in the photo,
Speaker 3: I can see what time it is. Time that Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I like in this one, there's a clock behind
Speaker 3: Liam and you can see that it's nine to twenty five.
Speaker 3: Then you can see the clock behind Bell and it's
Speaker 3: nine thirty five, So.
Speaker 1: You can see that we're we're working tirelessly providing you
Speaker 1: the highest quality. I did day in, day out, slaving
Speaker 1: twelve days on.
Speaker 2: You also see off there is a triple whiteboard with
Speaker 2: not a single thing, a.
Speaker 1: Single single damn. It's because we use invisible link and
Speaker 1: we have a special we have a special light show
Speaker 1: so that other spies can't see.
Speaker 3: Actually get Bell to write it up every morning, and
Speaker 3: then when before the show starts, we get it to
Speaker 3: wipe it all off.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, no, look the premium and I don't know
Speaker 10: who's using a whiteboard in the tiny studio, the producer
Speaker 10: studio to map out an entire week, because I'd.
Speaker 1: Like to see it.
Speaker 2: I'd like to see each bit written up there.
Speaker 10: I like to spend as a little time in this
Speaker 10: windowless area as possible. So anyway, what was I going
Speaker 10: to say? Oh no, shut up, Oh well, I can't
Speaker 10: remember something about the show. Oh no, there was a
Speaker 10: show previously that just put a reel up the other week,
Speaker 10: another breakfast show and they made it out like they
Speaker 10: had some fun right before they went on air.
Speaker 9: But if you look at the video, if you look
Speaker 9: at the Zeta the system and.
Speaker 10: What's playing out, it's actually taken over multiple breaks.
Speaker 9: I was like, well, well, well go n well.
Speaker 10: Like ten seconds to go, like, look what happened right
Speaker 10: before the MIC's went on, And then they extended like
Speaker 10: the silence and stuff, and you can see it's been
Speaker 10: edited because they're not that they're in the middle of
Speaker 10: an AD break. You can see it's rolling through the
Speaker 10: middle of an AD break. Then it cuts to a song,
Speaker 10: then it cuts back to an AD break, cuts right back, and.
Speaker 2: The clock is very small and sidle.
Speaker 1: But if you know what you're looking at, you look
Speaker 1: at what's playing out. I was like, nah, and I
Speaker 1: would have the same thing, obviously. I'm very around the
Speaker 1: Zeta playouts.
Speaker 9: You, especially Ben, if you saw this real first thing,
Speaker 9: you would.
Speaker 1: Have looked at it.
Speaker 4: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: One last thing, we used Hybrid two this morning sound
Speaker 2: good Land, So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hybrid two. I thought it had a little bit
Speaker 1: more game because I think we needed to bump probably
Speaker 1: too dB because yeah, we were, yeah, we were sounding
Speaker 1: a little flat in some of those outer breaks. Specifically
Speaker 1: on the quarter hour last week, and I think that's
Speaker 1: probably gonna help our TSL because God knows, the cubes
Speaker 1: looking healthy. But it would be nice to get a
Speaker 1: nice TSL bump for Q five. Of course, that wave
Speaker 1: has been strong. Yeah, it's been a strong wave. Been
Speaker 1: a strong wave.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So so yeah, especially if we're doing more heartland sort
Speaker 1: of stuff, getting out there, pressing the flesh.
Speaker 3: Ben, what do you think of a strap line at
Speaker 3: the moment Adelaide's Greatest Variety.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they're throwing out radio.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sorry you guys, probably sorry. I should have filled
Speaker 1: you in on that. That that's just very much lingo
Speaker 1: radio lingo. It's very complicated business.
Speaker 3: Strap line is a thing where I've never heard it
Speaker 3: udded before we started here, and the words strapline gets
Speaker 3: thrown around a lot, which is kind of like the
Speaker 3: sign off, I guess, or the the branding.
Speaker 1: It's the line.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what Nevers was. It was nes
Speaker 2: We didn't.
Speaker 1: Really have freshets and throwbacks.
Speaker 2: That was what it was like six years ago. Well,
Speaker 2: it was just always it was that at some point.
Speaker 1: And then it was turn up to feel good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
Speaker 1: Then it was your fire. Oh no, sorry, that was
Speaker 1: just that was a private meeting. Sorry, get confused.
Speaker 9: And then it was quote, I'm never doing radio.
Speaker 1: Again, and then it was you can't actually start another job.
Speaker 9: And yeah, and then it was oh no, I'll get
Speaker 9: paid for a few months.
Speaker 1: Stardeningly well, long service leave. Many would call it long
Speaker 1: service sleeve. My tagline is I have a family, and
Speaker 1: mine is I have a side hustle. And it was
Speaker 1: either migroine, mine is I carry this F and D.
Speaker 2: All right, goodbye, bye, bye bye.
Speaker 4: I'm