WEBVTT - Ep 80: Liam’s bed wetting confessions 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:05.800 Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two 0:00:05.880 --> 0:00:11.600 young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast. 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:19.240 It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners. 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:24.680 They're both married, so please don't slide into their dms. 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:28.440 Their name is are Ben and Leo. 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:31.320 Good guy their podcaster? 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:34.600 Hello, how are you? 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:35.720 What brings you here? 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:38.600 It brings you here? Probably another clue I bit for 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:43.640 that secret stain? Well, yeah, no more clues in this episode, 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:48.199 or will there be? Maybe? Maybe you know what I'm 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:49.640 gonna try and do. I'm gonna try and like weave 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:51.319 in a clue that I'm not going to say when 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:51.839 the clue. 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:54.760 Is coming in this podcast. Yeah, a secret secret clue. 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:57.600 It's a secret secret clue that even the bosses don't 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:00.000 know about. And then I'm just gonna see if people 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:02.120 pick up on it and it could give it away. 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:03.639 Someone could win that five K next week. 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:05.200 All right, well, let's jump into the podcast. 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:10.280 Good Morning Adelaide, Big Daily, Am Freddy's third birthday? 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:15.600 Yes, your son, my godson? Has it been three years already? 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:16.680 It has flown? 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:18.039 Time flies? 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:20.200 I don't know if in your house. 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:24.800 There's you know, to generalize here, there's there's jobs for 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:27.160 the man and there's jobs for the lady. 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:31.400 Well, and I suppose it depends how each household divvy's 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:32.479 divvy's up. 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:34.800 Yeah, so I'd say, taken out the bins. That's obviously 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:36.199 generally the man's job. 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:39.720 It does fall traditionally in man realm. 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:42.760 Yep, in our house. I don't know how this has 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:45.880 become a man job, but it has. Blowing up balloons 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:49.120 because we were getting ready for bed last night and 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:51.200 Sam was like, what he were You're getting ready for 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:51.720 bed now? 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:54.360 I was like, yeah, thought, you know, sorry, buddy. 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:55.640 Sounded pretty good. I was going to go to bed. 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:57.800 You got some huffin and puffin to do before? 0:01:58.440 --> 0:01:59.040 No, no, no, no, no no. 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:03.480 In the spare room, there's a fifty four pack of 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:04.840 balloons that you blow up. 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:06.520 Fifty four fifty. 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:10.120 Four, he's three. Don't you do three for even maybe, 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:12.919 like even if you did, like ten balloons for each year, 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:15.120 that's thirty fifty four is excessive. 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:18.400 And I was like, sorry, I I was under the 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.760 impression that your lungs worked. I didn't realize that you 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:22.600 were unable to blow up balloon. 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:27.240 Wouldn't it be a team. Maybe you could sort of yeah, yeah, 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:29.680 or you can get you can go to kmart even 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:32.400 especially if you want to healium. You can buy giant 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:34.400 cans of helium. They do have it locked in a 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:36.600 cage though, because I think people take it to the 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:39.320 skatepark and you know, probably fair, yeah, probably fair. But 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:42.120 yeah I went there recently and got some last night 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:44.399 before bed we were up, or I was up blowing 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:45.000 all the balloons. 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:46.240 Sam was doing all the streamers. 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:48.800 Yeah, and it's all ready for Freddy when he wakes up, 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:50.440 there'll be like his little teddies are on the couch 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:51.240 to give him present. 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:53.720 Oh day. Is that that thing that you see online 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:56.240 sometimes where it's like when a kid goes to their 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:58.640 first day of school, they line up all the toys 0:02:58.639 --> 0:02:59.080 to give them. 0:02:59.360 --> 0:02:59.920 I'd like to do. 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:03.480 Yeah, I love that, so that the toys are there. 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:04.880 Where a couple of his favorites are on the couch 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:06.160 with the president ready. 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:08.000 Oh man, that's exciting. 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:10.440 And I'll be here a slave to FM radio. 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:12.320 It's so true. But where would you rather be? Where 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:15.560 else would I be witnessing that or doing a show 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:24.720 with me? Right now? You know what I mean? Good 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:28.160 darting to Ryan in Blake Viewer gold member of our 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:30.040 Ben and Liam Loyalty program. How are you? 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:33.799 Oh sorry, Ryan, my fault mate. Are you there? 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:34.440 Yeah? 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:35.480 Yeah, sorry sorry Liam? 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:35.920 Sorry? 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:37.720 Yeah yeah, Yeah, you're good, You're good? 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:39.080 Yeah, good, good, All. 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:43.880 Right, wonderful. Well let's rattle through this, queiz. I'll tell 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:46.880 you what Ryan, it says your due here for a 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:48.280 review on your status. 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:49.080 Correct. 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:51.360 I want to take a stab for platinum today. You 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:52.680 have my knowledge and loyalty. 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:54.680 Okay, you've been here Mark, how long have you been 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:55.240 listening to the. 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:59.640 Past since Fresh State? Do so? Like, if you want, 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:02.520 I can all off everything I've been a part of 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:03.280 as a listener. 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:06.560 If you want, give me your favorite thing. 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:10.840 Okay, So my favorite thing was back in the day 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:14.640 you had a beloved Ben, you had a beloved twyed 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:18.560 avalon that you loved it very dearly. I was a 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:21.600 part of that. When you guys, obviously you know, chuck 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:24.440 some stripes on it, chuck some good rooms on it, 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:28.600 and yeah, gave it to a beloved listener. Obviously listen 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:32.560 through all your charity so obviously trapped Yarrow River Pedal Bow, 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:36.480 your marathon as well as November right. 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:40.160 I think we've already heard enough. What I will say 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:42.599 is you need to get the next three questions right, 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:46.760 just to prove not only your loyalty but your snappiness 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:47.080 on air. 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:50.400 All Right, I'll give it, give it, my give it, 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:51.920 my go three the whole. 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:52.920 Quiz because I liked him? 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:58.800 Okay, fair enough, all right, there's a sardine shortage in 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:00.920 Australia at the moment. Can you aim another fish that 0:05:00.960 --> 0:05:01.600 comes in a tin? 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:04.160 Salmon? 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:09.440 Yep A. Congratulations to Matthew McConaughey who just met the Pope. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:12.680 Can you give us your best Matthew McConaughey. 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:16.039 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:16.440 all right. 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:23.480 Jake McGann's larr Attorney Barbecue Galore has been saved from extinction. 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:28.320 Twenty seven franchise stores are going to be trading steal 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:34.040 after dramatic last minute deal. What can you buy for 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:37.320 platinum from barbecues Galore? 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:38.080 Should we tweet? 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:39.080 You can buy? 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.240 Let me jump in? Should tweet? The questions say other 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:42.240 than a barbecue? 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:45.680 Once again, we can do that. I like Brian, but 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:48.560 I think he's got to do him other than a barbecue? 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:50.839 What can you buy other than a barbecue. They do 0:05:51.120 --> 0:06:03.000 beautiful barbecue, rub, four ribs and all sorts. Oh my god, 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:05.560 I know, I know. 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:09.120 Welcome to the tippy top of the Loyalty program. Well, 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:11.040 since you're hear, we've got two questions left, you might 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:15.560 be saying Delta as well. Adelaide's superstar succession actress Sarah 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:18.960 Snook has surprised her former theater mentor at Scotch College. 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:22.120 He and Adelaide what's the good luck? Saying that people 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:23.800 say the actors before they go on stage? 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:28.640 Oh it is, Oh, it's to do. 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:31.560 This is why I said the best first three. 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:34.039 One Yeah, break a leg, break a leg, yep. 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:37.920 Or chookers yeah, tones and I fitz Oud has officially 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:40.520 split from her husband as he's announced he's having a 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:54.040 baby with another woman. Can you finish these lyrics? 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:57.159 Dance for me, Dance for me, Dance for me baby? 0:06:57.279 --> 0:07:01.680 Uh oh oh all right, I'll tell you what as well? 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:06.120 Are we able to give a questions for either the 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:08.760 second and third caller and give away those tickets? 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:09.600 Oh? 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:11.800 You want to donate the tickets? 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:12.320 Yeah? 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:14.640 I was here for the platinum, here for the platinum. 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.680 Listen to that, mate, Well, the next in line was 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:22.520 actually James, who joins us now in glories. 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:24.280 James, did you hear what Ryan just said? 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:24.760 Mate? 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:28.760 I didn't, Mate, Sorry, Oh, very honorable of him. He's one. 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:30.720 He's taken out all five questions. But he wants to 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:32.280 give you the Delta goodroom tickets. 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:33.920 That's pretty excellent. 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:34.880 Good on your own. 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:38.640 Platinum move. I gotta say I'm chucked with that. 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:39.480 That's classy. 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:40.960 Good on your own class. 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:43.920 Good on your James mate, big daily and Freddie, my 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:45.440 son turns three today. 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.920 Oh, I had good good boy, so cute big boy. 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:54.720 Although you know, still still learning the ropes around, you know, 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:55.680 going to the bathroom. 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:58.040 Yeah, and that's it. Yeah, that takes a while. 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:02.240 He actually to toilet training really well. He was really 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:06.480 good at it. The one kind of tricky area I 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:10.720 suppose is can be nap time. So yesterday he had 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:13.480 his kind of midday nap that he has sometimes. 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:15.960 And he was out like cold. He must have a big, 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:16.600 big morning. 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:18.960 He was out cold for a couple of hours and 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:21.840 my wife Sam and I we were downstairs having some lunch, 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:24.040 like a late lunch. He came downstairs after you woke 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:27.480 up and straight away could see that he had wet himself, 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:32.160 but he he hadn't pointed it out yet, and he 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:36.960 was wearing like gray hands, giveaway, dead, giveaway. And so 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:39.960 I said, oh, I reckon, I reckon. You might have 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:40.920 wet yourself there, Freddy. 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:45.319 And he said no. I said no. He said no, 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:48.160 shrugging at so because you look like your legs look 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:50.640 a little bit wet. He said no, I'm just sweaty. 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:52.559 I'm just sweaty. 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:53.480 I've been for a jog. 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:55.640 I said, that's a lot of sweat. He says, yeah, 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:57.800 I'm just sweaty. I said, that's not where He said. 0:08:57.679 --> 0:09:01.719 Noop, he's been hanging around his dad too long. 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:02.200 That feel. 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:04.960 Ben is the king of shrug off. 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:07.680 Yeah, And so I said, oh, that's value bit sweaty. 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:08.800 I was like, all right, well we'll just. 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:09.559 Take the pants off. 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:11.679 We'll put some fresh unties on the way. He's a great. 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:18.200 Now that I got away with that, an idiot, But 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:20.760 that'll happen, you know, I mean, you know this is 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:23.240 this is well documented. I was a bed better, quite 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:24.600 a ferocious one at that. 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:25.400 Ferocious. 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.920 Yeah, well to the I just when I'm out, I'm out, 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:30.320 Like you know, these people like oh, they can sleep 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:33.200 anything yeah, I'm kind of that guy. And I also 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:36.440 have a very small bladder. So but now I get 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:39.679 up even now it's probably a problem. Honestly, I get 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:43.040 up every night two or maybe even three times a 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.160 night to go to the toilet, which is better than 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:48.719 wearing the band. But it got to the point when 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:50.040 I was a kid. I don't know I've told you 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:54.320 this before, but I had an alarm mechanism. So it 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:56.440 was like, yeah, yeah, that's it. It got to the 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:58.199 point where my parents were like, geez, we need to 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.880 get this, go to a doctor, just like work this out. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:02.599 And so with like the alarm, when you would we 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:07.480 yourself right, this little alarm that you would attach to 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:10.920 the docks or whatever, you would sense it would sense 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:13.720 a bit of moisture and then the alarm would ring 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:15.760 and you would wake up. 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:17.439 To try and train your body to be like. 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:20.600 Yeah, and then you just then you sort of trick 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:23.920 your body into But I would sleep through the alarm. 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:29.079 So so what happened is it got to the point 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:31.439 where they would Mum and dad moved my mattress next 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:34.079 to their bed, but then the whee alarm would go off. 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:36.040 It would wake them up, and then they would wake 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:39.120 me up so I would wake up. I've wet myself. 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:41.520 I've woke up both my parents and an alarm screaming 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:45.280 at me, and I'm just thinking, God, how could this 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:48.240 get any worse? And I was doing Year twelve homework 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:49.800 at the time, so you know what I mean. It 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:54.600 was I had a lot on my mind. But what 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:56.760 I'm saying is it's like bed in bed wedding. It's 0:10:56.800 --> 0:10:57.439 a thing. 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:58.240 Yeah, it is a thing. 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:01.880 And I couldn't I couldn't say was sweat every night. 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:03.200 Yeah, you got a lot of bed wedding stories. 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:05.600 Actually you got the one where you wet yourself at 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:06.240 sports day. 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:10.080 That's less bead wedding. That's just I've weed myself. But 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:12.160 I did know I sort of what I did because 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:14.400 I thought I ran faster when I would hold in weed, 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:16.920 which is actually a good working theory because you normally 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:19.280 run faster the toilet. Yeah, but yeah, I got too 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:20.959 nervous and the gunshop went and I just weed myself. 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:23.040 You also weed yourself at sleep over and you have 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:23.960 to wake up your friends Mum. 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:26.000 Yeah, Ben's Sport's house. Yeah, thanks Sue for cleaning that 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:28.240 one up for me. Before ever run woke up. But yeah, 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:30.160 there's tons of stories stories. 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:32.520 Did the alarm worker up. 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:34.880 The first? 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:36.959 Come over, my house man, what's that giant alarm? 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:39.319 Come over, bro, we're gonna what We're gonna play needs 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:42.200 the speed and we're gonna watch scary movie too. Oh awesome? Hey, 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:45.000 what's that big thing? No, don't worry about it. What 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:46.320 is that giant thing there? 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:48.880 Why are you playing video games? 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:51.679 Oh? Geez, I forgot to go to the toilet. 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.559 Hey, why do we do thirteen one oh six five 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:56.800 bed wedders anonymous? 0:11:56.880 --> 0:11:59.480 Yeah, if you're yeah, if you've got a story, if 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:01.360 you're an out now and you're like, hey, you know, 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:04.280 nothing to worry about, because you know, afraid if he 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:07.559 wheez himself a few more times, you can always peel 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:09.760 him off to you know, Uncle Liam, I'm always here. 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:11.400 I've got tons of storiess. Nothing to be ashamed about, 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:12.760 kid me, I'm always a shoulder. 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:15.439 You can weie on plenty, don't do that, plenty of experience, 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:17.000 old uncle William. 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:23.840 Yeah, Beck in Salisbury North, you're a bed wetter, you there, beck. 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:28.480 Yep, well, I was nicely has heavily pregnant, laying on 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:30.319 a sex to day and then I dripped. I went 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:31.600 to the tour and I had. 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:32.040 Been a wake up. 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:33.839 I found I'd gone to the toilet on the. 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:37.160 Bed wat he watered, didn't break least, you know what happened. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:39.600 Sometimes you dream of going to the toilet and you're 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:41.560 just going, wow, I'm so immersed. It's like seeing a 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:44.360 movie in forty X. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've weed 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:50.080 your nickers uh Trish, hello, go down? Yeah, good good. 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:53.679 Bed wedding anonymous, Yeah, pretty much. 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:56.760 I'm not a regular bedd what it never was. But 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:59.000 we went on a well trip with the parents and 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:02.480 we were in London and we're in separate hotel rooms 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:05.400 and I was about thirteen at the time, and jet 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:09.600 Lad got to me and I wead the bed. But 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:11.920 the only thing was we were in separate rooms and 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:13.880 it wasn't next door. So I had to put a 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:16.600 tower around my waist because the clothes were in the 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:20.160 parents room as well, and walk down the hall past 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:23.720 several people to my parents' room with a tower around 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:26.520 my waist to notify my mom. I weed the bed. 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:27.559 Yeah yeah, yeah. 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:30.720 And that'll stay with you. But thank you for sharing, 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:34.720 and hopefully it's given you that sweet release you know 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:37.680 and knowing that it's okay. You're don't alone for completely 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:40.160 soak a mattress in Europe. 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:45.000 Margie in Wingfield joins us, Now, how you doing, Maggie. 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:46.400 Good morning, sell. 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:50.440 Mag You caught up at the motorbike the other day. 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:52.880 I did, and now I'm calling up a bit of 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:57.920 Bedwaarther who I was friends with this sealent for forty 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:01.080 years and we ended up hooking up and we've gone 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:03.959 back to my house and Slate got up the next 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:06.080 morning and I was all wet and I looked at 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:10.280 him and by my wet and he's like, oh, and 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:15.480 did you pass on me your territory like a dog. 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:19.720 He's done it twice. 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:20.800 He done it twice. 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:23.080 He didn't obviously, Packy's we alarmed. 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:26.000 Once it's shame on him. Twice it's shame on you, Margie. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:27.680 And third time you're asking. 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:32.000 Seeing Margie always good to get. 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:37.040 I don't know about you. It's We've still got another 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:39.680 hour of the show, but I'm thinking a meat tray 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:40.880 could be coming. Margie. 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:42.400 She's a red hot contender. 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:47.960 We have a loyalty program on this show. It's much 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:50.600 like an airline. The more you get involved, frequent listener. 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:53.720 You work your out through the tears. Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum, 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.760 now uh and it was unfortunate, yes, sir, because we 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:00.400 called one of our gold members made it, who is 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:02.760 a regular contributor on the show. We love having her on. 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:05.080 Yes, you submitted a birthday song request. 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:08.320 Yeah, and we were happy to play it out. But 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:11.800 we got our friend Talia to call her and pretend 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:14.520 she was from Triple M to see if she would 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:16.000 do something for another radio show. 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:20.920 Hello, Hey, Mada, it's Michelle here from Triple M. 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:23.680 I was just calling to see if you wanted to 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:27.000 play our quiz for your chance at five hundred dollars cash. 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:33.880 Oh, yes, that's not Michelle from Triple Amon. 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:34.440 Kiss. 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:36.440 What do you have to say for yourself? 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:37.520 That wasn't even me. 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:38.920 I don't even listen to Triple M. 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:41.880 We're gonna have to demote you to Bronze, no stop. 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:44.120 You can work your way back up, but it's going 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:47.440 to be a long road. My friend, loyalty is a 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:51.720 two way street. So he thought this morning, twenty four 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:55.960 hours on, let's go two for two. So we've got 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:58.320 Jackie from the newsroom in she's going to be helping 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:01.920 us this morning. She is gonna call Mader and Potentials 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:04.520 from Nova. This time. We're going to dangle some free 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:06.760 tickets in front of Meda if she If she doesn't 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:11.760 take the tickets redemption. But if she does, I don't 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:15.120 know what I mean, I'll be filthy. She could even 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:16.760 be the first person in the crumb tier, which no 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.560 one has made it yet, that is below bronze. 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:22.640 We are all crossing our fingers and toes. 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:27.920 Hell. 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:32.000 Hey, Maida, it's producer Erin from Nov here, just letting 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:33.480 you know that thanks to Jody. 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:36.400 And Hazy, you've won two tickets to the Brian Adams 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:37.840 Roll with the punches. 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:38.080 Well to her? 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:40.880 Is this another joke on Maida? 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:41.520 Oh? 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:44.840 Well no, I'm my name is Erin, I'm from Nova. 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:46.800 What sort of joke are you expecting? 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:51.040 No, because I'm a loyal Ben and Liam listener and 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:52.880 I don't know anyone by that name. 0:16:57.320 --> 0:16:58.920 The loyalty. 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:01.880 Amazing. 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:07.560 That's nice. You've been promoted to silver and we will 0:17:07.600 --> 0:17:09.920 actually give you those Brian Adams tickets. 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:12.520 Oh that's amazing. Thank you. I love you guys. 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:16.800 You're on your Maida and Liam said silver, you can 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:17.679 go to gold. 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:20.879 I think it's still a long road. I think, I 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:23.879 think silver and the ticket's pretty good deal. 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:26.040 Okay. 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:28.200 I love you guys, We love you too. 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:32.960 We love you too. It's nice to know you're loyal. Yep. 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:41.240 Well you passed the second test like your gate keeping gold. 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:46.679 You know, I don't have a short term memory. I 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:49.320 was wrong twenty four hours ago, and we do need 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:51.640 to sort of be stern with that. Thank you, Jackie, 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:52.520 Thank you Jackie. 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:58.639 Hey, if you're super hairy or not very hairy, I 0:17:58.720 --> 0:18:01.960 need you to call up the teen one oh six five. 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:06.600 Yeah, this audio from the seventies has been kicking around again. 0:18:06.680 --> 0:18:09.960 They're asking about chest hair. Do you like men with 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:10.960 hairy chests? Well? 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:13.800 I think they're much more interesting, much more sexy, much 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:14.520 more exciting. 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:16.280 Does my hairy chest do anything for you? 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:20.080 It's revaulting, especially if it's not real beautiful. 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:21.439 Does they drive you insane? 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:22.520 With pretty hairy, isn't it? 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:24.560 We're not particularly fussy, but you know, I guess you've 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:25.720 got a pretty nice hairy chest. 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:27.160 You'd love to rub me finger storre. 0:18:27.680 --> 0:18:27.800 Oh. 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:29.119 Now I have to have a real chest, so I 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:30.280 insist on real chests. 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:32.640 My hairy chest drive you crazy? 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:36.040