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Speaker 1: The Jonesy demanded show as we know it started in

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Speaker 1: the aftermath of the two thousand and four tsunami in.

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Speaker 2: Pouquet, an under sea earthquake sent enormous way. Since then,

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Speaker 2: we've been here as you're constant, while the world changed,

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Speaker 2: social media climate changed. Three for Barack oil wedding, Deephill matter.

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Speaker 1: For affect Like a sentinel. We have watched over the

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Speaker 1: world since two thousand and five, and.

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Speaker 2: Thanks to a detailed set of diaries that Jonesy has.

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Speaker 1: Kept, well the kind of detailed, but we do have

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Speaker 1: a time travelers podcast of a highly successful radio show.

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Speaker 1: Highly successful, a podcast of a moderately successful radio show.

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Speaker 2: All right, well let's begin, shall we.

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Speaker 1: Well, here we are and yet another time traveler's adventure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're still looking at two thousand and eight notes

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Speaker 2: from Brendan Jones's diary. So this was our third year

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Speaker 2: of working together, fourteen years ago. Wow, it's a little

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Speaker 2: snapshot of life. Do we need to go into the I.

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Speaker 1: Was happening in two thousand and eight?

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Speaker 2: No, do we need to go into our time traveling deviceing?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, put on your helmet, press that button there, Okay, toilet, Right,

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Speaker 2: Yes, let's step out into the year two thousand and eight.

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Speaker 1: Well what a year it was. And I'm just opening

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Speaker 1: to February fourteen, Valentine's Day?

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Speaker 2: Would you buy me?

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Speaker 1: Ummm, I says he chopping block.

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Speaker 2: We were heading for the chopping block.

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Speaker 1: It just says chopping block. But that's pretty much it

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Speaker 1: in two thousand and eight.

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Speaker 2: For the whole year.

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Speaker 1: Yep, no chopping block, chopping block. Thursday, February fourteen. Roy

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Speaker 1: Schneider's passing.

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Speaker 2: Oh is he built a bigger boat.

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Speaker 1: That's when roych Schneider passed away?

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Speaker 2: Was Roy Schneider the one who was the captain? Was

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Speaker 2: he the big round faced one?

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Speaker 1: The round face one was Robert Shaw. Okay, eight hundred

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Speaker 1: men went into the water. Are you talking about movie?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm talking about that first one.

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Speaker 1: You said, Roy Schneider played old mate in Jaws.

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Speaker 2: The round phase one. I never understood a single word

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Speaker 1: Anyway, he was the other Quinn died, yeah, Quin, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he died. Robert Shaw died a long time. But Rob Schneider.

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Speaker 2: He he played Captain Brodie. Yes, Chief Brody, thank you please?

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Speaker 2: He died. Yeah, the movie Bob Fosse. Oh, he's a

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Speaker 2: fossy eater. That's all I remember.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't remember that. I remember him in Blue

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Speaker 1: Thunder he was a helicopter pilot. Dude. I was remembering

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Speaker 1: Jaws though, Missus Brodie, Chief Brodie's wife, was always up

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Speaker 2: I don't remember those scenes from Jaws.

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Speaker 1: I remember reading the book when I was at school,

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Speaker 1: Peter Benchley's book, and there was a pretty graphic sex scene

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Speaker 2: About him or about the round face.

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Speaker 1: About Matt Hooper Richard Dreyfuss's character. She was having attractive. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's an oceanographer. Everyone lives oceanographers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, remember him. And also in Goodbye Girl he was

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Speaker 1: She went on to star in Jaws four when the

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Speaker 1: was up and what was Michael Caine was in it

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Speaker 2: Please there was a whole speed of his palimony movies.

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Speaker 2: He was even in my wedding video.

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Speaker 1: We said, of course, so away from that as a

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Speaker 1: newspaper clip eating here Preggie host quits cac.

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Speaker 2: Carry on Kennerley's show. I'm assuming you mean because she

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, that was with Joe Bailey, Ray Esterden, David Campbell.

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Speaker 1: this was when we jump ship to Channel seven's The

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Speaker 2: I had to get on the back of your motorbike,

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Speaker 1: I remember it was difficult because you would leave here,

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Speaker 2: Then you had a series of accidents and I went

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Speaker 2: I did enjoy it, But then I lost I didn't

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Speaker 1: I didn't have like ten accidents that day.

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Speaker 1: Then I did have a bit of while I never

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Speaker 2: In the awful weather. I'd be on the back of

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Speaker 1: And remember we go over to that little cafe near

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Speaker 1: It was interesting on Larry and Kylie because remember I

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Speaker 2: TV and you should have been paying them to be fair.

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Speaker 1: And then we went out to Larry and Kylie's show

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Speaker 2: That's the only time it's ever been written about that.

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Speaker 1: That was the last time we get paid. No, we

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Speaker 2: We did it for the love of this show.

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Speaker 1: Remember it in the words. Then after I left, Joe

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Speaker 2: Negotiated for others, I negotiated for no money.

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Speaker 1: Here's a clipping Amanda Keller walking her dog in could

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Speaker 1: the Angel of Manley doing it? That was it? That

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Speaker 2: I don't think so, because then everyone started to roart it.

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Speaker 2: Radio shows had phone up and dobb In their co

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Speaker 2: host spotted reading some encyclopedias, and everyone go as if,

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Speaker 1: The tale of the guinea pig. Remember we had guinea pigs.

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Speaker 2: Oh the guinea pig, my daughter, how many did you have?

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Speaker 1: We had two.

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Speaker 1: My daughter just went through the stage. I want pets,

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Speaker 2: That was me. I and my parents only gave in

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Speaker 2: when first of all, I had goldfish. You know you

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Speaker 1: It was fineving wrong with me, you're wrong with me?

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Speaker 2: A bit of danger rub That's all I require.

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Speaker 1: My daughter, for as long as I've known, has wanted

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Speaker 1: That dog? We're living in Brisbane at the time, and

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Speaker 2: I promise it was. I think there are farm dogs

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Speaker 1: It was responsibly given away. Promise, yes, I promise, I

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Speaker 1: can we get a dog? And I said no, because

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Speaker 2: My mum used to say, when you get your own place,

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Speaker 2: you yeah, and that's what we did.

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Speaker 1: When you move out. Please you can have You can

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Speaker 1: be one of those crazy dog people have fifty dogs

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Speaker 2: Oh can I be that too?

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Speaker 1: Go and live with her. But while you're in my house,

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Speaker 1: because I know because her boyfriend, who I love very

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Speaker 1: He didn't really want a dog, but to curry favor

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Speaker 1: with Romany, he went and got a dog for himself. Yes,

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Speaker 1: You can't own a dog. It's beyond you. So guinea

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Speaker 1: pigs were a good entry level because I didn't think

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Speaker 2: To fall in love with a guinnes. I don't want

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Speaker 2: to offend people who love guinea pigs, but mine didn't

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Speaker 2: gone So what happened with the guinea pigs? They just

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Speaker 2: First you get your guinea pigs, Then you get a hutch, Then.

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Speaker 1: You get a hatch. I sound like I sound like

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Speaker 1: al Pacino. First you get the money, then you get

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Speaker 2: They do is we don't They have babies a lot.

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Speaker 1: They have babies a lot, and they wi.

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Speaker 2: Did yours escape?

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Speaker 1: I wish they lasted well beyond their years. Yeah, they

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Speaker 2: Years, went to a farm.

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Speaker 1: No. No, Then they they died.

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Speaker 2: Of natural course, of natural cassive smoking, their natural causes.

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Speaker 1: They died. They were like one of those loved to death,

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Speaker 2: I've had a good life playing the pan flutes.

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Speaker 1: That's how they die, okay, ye? So and then she

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Speaker 1: moved onto a rabbit.

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Speaker 2: Did you have a rabbit?

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Speaker 1: We had a rabbit.

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Speaker 2: I had two ducks, and I could hear them excreete

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Speaker 2: And then I saw in my diary I've written about this,

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Speaker 1: Did any offspring come of this?

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Speaker 2: No? But they went to a farm in Wiseman's Ferry.

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Speaker 2: And even recently I said to Dad, hand on heart,

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Speaker 1: Did a guy come around called Colonel Sanders, had a

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Speaker 1: large plot. That's the oil. That's what I said, boy,

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Speaker 1: I said, I hear you're giving away some chicken stuck. Actually,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't bother me as long as they went. Well

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Speaker 2: All right, Well we take a deep breath. Yes, you

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Speaker 2: know what, looking down here at your diary, we're heading

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Speaker 2: towards April. That's the month that you turned forty. Yes,

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Speaker 2: that was fourteen years ago.

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Speaker 1: Oh am I fifty four? Yes, ah ah, punch me

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Speaker 1: in the face.

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