WEBVTT - MINI! How did you ruin the wedding? 👰🤵

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<v Speaker 1>It's the pickup around Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy Tuesday afternoon with Britton, Laura and Mitch head into

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<v Speaker 2>chemist ware house today. Great savings every day. Britt Laura

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<v Speaker 2>still got her bandaged fingers.

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<v Speaker 3>I think she's got me banished for a while.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm here.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got my pointer finger and my thumb all bandaged

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<v Speaker 5>it up because I set myself on fire on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>To everyone, So, I had a friend's wedding. It was

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<v Speaker 5>a beautiful wedding, and I was put in charge with

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<v Speaker 5>lighting the sparklers, which seems like an innocent enough job,

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<v Speaker 5>but I took it really seriously and I tried to

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<v Speaker 5>light an entire pack of sparklers at the same time,

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<v Speaker 5>and they went up like a bomb.

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<v Speaker 3>You ruined your friend's wedding.

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<v Speaker 4>I almost set the place on fire.

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<v Speaker 5>I set the wedding cake on fire, and I set

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<v Speaker 5>myself on fire in the process.

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<v Speaker 1>Your bandage.

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<v Speaker 2>To tell the story, can I just say you threw

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<v Speaker 2>the sparkle bomb at the cake.

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<v Speaker 4>I threw it on the cake.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I didn't want to throw it on the bar

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<v Speaker 5>because the bar was wooden and the whole place had

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<v Speaker 5>a Hessian roof.

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<v Speaker 4>Bro It's not the fact it's wooden, it's alcohol. It's

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<v Speaker 4>also okay.

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<v Speaker 5>The fire alarm went off right at the like the

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<v Speaker 5>pinnacle beautiful moment when they were about to announce that

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<v Speaker 5>they were getting married.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a whole thing, you know, to make your

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<v Speaker 4>so feel better.

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<v Speaker 3>You got me thinking I ruined the wedding ones just

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<v Speaker 3>got back the reception. We'd only just started to eat

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<v Speaker 3>the main meals, so we're pretty early into the night.

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<v Speaker 3>I obviously was feeling happy. God only knows why I

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<v Speaker 3>decided to drink red wine. But I went up to

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<v Speaker 3>her to congratulate them and hug them, tripped and my

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<v Speaker 3>entire red wine went down her wedding dress, that's.

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<v Speaker 4>The bride, the whole, and I down in the front

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<v Speaker 4>of her.

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<v Speaker 3>I started crying.

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<v Speaker 1>I stood there and started crying.

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<v Speaker 3>I was shaking because I was like, you can bloy

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<v Speaker 3>shot it this day and I have just and I

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<v Speaker 3>was beside myself, and I was like, don't make this

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<v Speaker 3>about me, and I was like, what can I do

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<v Speaker 3>the weight stuff. She was fine, she was like, it's fine,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh we got the photos. And I was like, it's

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<v Speaker 3>not fine. It's your wedding day. Anyway, we poured leters

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<v Speaker 3>of soda water that they were getting.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm sure she loved dancing around in a wet

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<v Speaker 4>dress for the rest of the night. That would better.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you believe that?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like it's the ultimate thing besides setting the

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<v Speaker 3>whole venue on fire, is putting red wine on.

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<v Speaker 4>Some At least they didn't set the bride on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>Grace was thirteen. What happened at the wedding? What went wrong?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, well this wasn't me. This is actually what my

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<v Speaker 6>brother did at his own wedding. He got a little

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<v Speaker 6>bit excited the night before and had a few too

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<v Speaker 6>many drinks and he was so hungover that he actually

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<v Speaker 6>missed the ceremony. A look he did, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>we waited for a few hours and it was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, we're kind of all in damage. This is

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<v Speaker 6>a few years ago now, and we're also in damage control,

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<v Speaker 6>and you know, we got to the reception and he

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<v Speaker 6>came to the reception, but he looked like an absolute zombie,

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<v Speaker 6>Like his like eyes were all like blood spots and everything,

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<v Speaker 6>and we're trying to just make it this really like

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<v Speaker 6>chill situation to cover what was just an absolute awful.

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<v Speaker 5>How do you even go to the reception when there

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<v Speaker 5>hasn't actually been a wedding.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not married, but you paid for it. He's still

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<v Speaker 4>going to go party.

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<v Speaker 6>You paid well, a lot of money had been spent,

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<v Speaker 6>so you've just got to kind of roll with.

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<v Speaker 4>What did his fiance do?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I don't know what happened behind closed doors.

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<v Speaker 7>It wasn't great.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe, Hey, how did you ruin the wedding? What happened

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<v Speaker 1>to you?

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't ruin a wedding, but I was a wedding planner.

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<v Speaker 7>So this is about ten years ago, and I was

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<v Speaker 7>given the CD from a bride who was told who

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<v Speaker 7>I was told to put on at the start of

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<v Speaker 7>their ceremony. So as I put the CD in, having

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<v Speaker 7>not checked it, everyone was gasping. And when I looked

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<v Speaker 7>up at the four big screens that was above all

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<v Speaker 7>the wedding guests, it was actually a video of the

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<v Speaker 7>groom that was standing there and the bridesmaids having it

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<v Speaker 7>off together.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, bride gave it to you and you played it

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<v Speaker 5>for everyone.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, well, it was opposedly a montage of photos of them,

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<v Speaker 7>you know, in their life together before getting married, and

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<v Speaker 7>you know, beautiful images and whatnot. And that was a

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<v Speaker 7>very standard thing. It was actually something I suggested. I said,

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<v Speaker 7>a lot of brides do this, you know, if you

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<v Speaker 7>were having you know, some images and popus of CD

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<v Speaker 7>and we'll put it up to the ceremony. And I'd

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<v Speaker 7>actually had this a CD given to me a couple

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<v Speaker 7>of days before it and it was legitimate of their images,

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<v Speaker 7>so I didn't think anything to check it again. And

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<v Speaker 7>the other seating she'd given me the second time around

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<v Speaker 7>just happened to be this video that she catches.

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<v Speaker 4>She ruined her own wedding.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, no, she actually had a really good time because

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<v Speaker 7>her whole few whole family and friends were obviously mortified,

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<v Speaker 7>got up and left, and she continued to have the

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<v Speaker 7>reception with just her friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Too.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a movie.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah, oh yeah. It was tricky at the time,

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<v Speaker 7>but we got there.

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<v Speaker 4>My mouth is on the floor.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't I feel I'm so absolved of my mistakes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>my accidents that I did. No one invite me to

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<v Speaker 5>your weddings. I'm a liability, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Next on the show, we're discussing how old is too

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<v Speaker 2>old to have a baby. As from a man's perspective,

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<v Speaker 2>how old is too old for a daddy to be

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<v Speaker 2>a daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>Big discussion, we'll have it next time. The pick up