Speaker 1: It's the pickup around Australia.
Speaker 2: Happy Tuesday afternoon with Britton, Laura and Mitch head into
Speaker 2: chemist ware house today. Great savings every day. Britt Laura
Speaker 2: still got her bandaged fingers.
Speaker 3: I think she's got me banished for a while.
Speaker 4: I'm here.
Speaker 5: I've got my pointer finger and my thumb all bandaged
Speaker 5: it up because I set myself on fire on the weekend.
Speaker 5: To everyone, So, I had a friend's wedding. It was
Speaker 5: a beautiful wedding, and I was put in charge with
Speaker 5: lighting the sparklers, which seems like an innocent enough job,
Speaker 5: but I took it really seriously and I tried to
Speaker 5: light an entire pack of sparklers at the same time,
Speaker 5: and they went up like a bomb.
Speaker 3: You ruined your friend's wedding.
Speaker 4: I almost set the place on fire.
Speaker 5: I set the wedding cake on fire, and I set
Speaker 5: myself on fire in the process.
Speaker 1: Your bandage.
Speaker 2: To tell the story, can I just say you threw
Speaker 2: the sparkle bomb at the cake.
Speaker 4: I threw it on the cake.
Speaker 5: Well, I didn't want to throw it on the bar
Speaker 5: because the bar was wooden and the whole place had
Speaker 5: a Hessian roof.
Speaker 4: Bro It's not the fact it's wooden, it's alcohol. It's
Speaker 4: also okay.
Speaker 5: The fire alarm went off right at the like the
Speaker 5: pinnacle beautiful moment when they were about to announce that
Speaker 5: they were getting married.
Speaker 4: It was a whole thing, you know, to make your
Speaker 4: so feel better.
Speaker 3: You got me thinking I ruined the wedding ones just
Speaker 3: got back the reception. We'd only just started to eat
Speaker 3: the main meals, so we're pretty early into the night.
Speaker 3: I obviously was feeling happy. God only knows why I
Speaker 3: decided to drink red wine. But I went up to
Speaker 3: her to congratulate them and hug them, tripped and my
Speaker 3: entire red wine went down her wedding dress, that's.
Speaker 4: The bride, the whole, and I down in the front
Speaker 4: of her.
Speaker 3: I started crying.
Speaker 1: I stood there and started crying.
Speaker 3: I was shaking because I was like, you can bloy
Speaker 3: shot it this day and I have just and I
Speaker 3: was beside myself, and I was like, don't make this
Speaker 3: about me, and I was like, what can I do
Speaker 3: the weight stuff. She was fine, she was like, it's fine,
Speaker 3: Oh we got the photos. And I was like, it's
Speaker 3: not fine. It's your wedding day. Anyway, we poured leters
Speaker 3: of soda water that they were getting.
Speaker 4: So I'm sure she loved dancing around in a wet
Speaker 4: dress for the rest of the night. That would better.
Speaker 4: Can you believe that?
Speaker 3: I feel like it's the ultimate thing besides setting the
Speaker 3: whole venue on fire, is putting red wine on.
Speaker 4: Some At least they didn't set the bride on fire.
Speaker 1: Grace was thirteen. What happened at the wedding? What went wrong?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: Okay, well this wasn't me. This is actually what my
Speaker 6: brother did at his own wedding. He got a little
Speaker 6: bit excited the night before and had a few too
Speaker 6: many drinks and he was so hungover that he actually
Speaker 6: missed the ceremony. A look he did, like, you know,
Speaker 6: we waited for a few hours and it was like, oh,
Speaker 6: you know, we're kind of all in damage. This is
Speaker 6: a few years ago now, and we're also in damage control,
Speaker 6: and you know, we got to the reception and he
Speaker 6: came to the reception, but he looked like an absolute zombie,
Speaker 6: Like his like eyes were all like blood spots and everything,
Speaker 6: and we're trying to just make it this really like
Speaker 6: chill situation to cover what was just an absolute awful.
Speaker 5: How do you even go to the reception when there
Speaker 5: hasn't actually been a wedding.
Speaker 4: They're not married, but you paid for it. He's still
Speaker 4: going to go party.
Speaker 6: You paid well, a lot of money had been spent,
Speaker 6: so you've just got to kind of roll with.
Speaker 4: What did his fiance do?
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know what happened behind closed doors.
Speaker 7: It wasn't great.
Speaker 1: Joe, Hey, how did you ruin the wedding? What happened
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 7: I didn't ruin a wedding, but I was a wedding planner.
Speaker 7: So this is about ten years ago, and I was
Speaker 7: given the CD from a bride who was told who
Speaker 7: I was told to put on at the start of
Speaker 7: their ceremony. So as I put the CD in, having
Speaker 7: not checked it, everyone was gasping. And when I looked
Speaker 7: up at the four big screens that was above all
Speaker 7: the wedding guests, it was actually a video of the
Speaker 7: groom that was standing there and the bridesmaids having it
Speaker 7: off together.
Speaker 5: Wait, bride gave it to you and you played it
Speaker 5: for everyone.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, it was opposedly a montage of photos of them,
Speaker 7: you know, in their life together before getting married, and
Speaker 7: you know, beautiful images and whatnot. And that was a
Speaker 7: very standard thing. It was actually something I suggested. I said,
Speaker 7: a lot of brides do this, you know, if you
Speaker 7: were having you know, some images and popus of CD
Speaker 7: and we'll put it up to the ceremony. And I'd
Speaker 7: actually had this a CD given to me a couple
Speaker 7: of days before it and it was legitimate of their images,
Speaker 7: so I didn't think anything to check it again. And
Speaker 7: the other seating she'd given me the second time around
Speaker 7: just happened to be this video that she catches.
Speaker 4: She ruined her own wedding.
Speaker 7: Well, no, she actually had a really good time because
Speaker 7: her whole few whole family and friends were obviously mortified,
Speaker 7: got up and left, and she continued to have the
Speaker 7: reception with just her friends.
Speaker 2: Too.
Speaker 1: This is a movie.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, oh yeah. It was tricky at the time,
Speaker 7: but we got there.
Speaker 4: My mouth is on the floor.
Speaker 5: I can't I feel I'm so absolved of my mistakes. Yeah,
Speaker 5: my accidents that I did. No one invite me to
Speaker 5: your weddings. I'm a liability, all right.
Speaker 2: Next on the show, we're discussing how old is too
Speaker 2: old to have a baby. As from a man's perspective,
Speaker 2: how old is too old for a daddy to be
Speaker 2: a daddy.
Speaker 1: Big discussion, we'll have it next time. The pick up