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Speaker 2: We? Sorry? What you heard me? What? Where? When are

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Speaker 2: you holding your breath for so long? Why? I have

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Speaker 2: so many questions, mainly why.

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Speaker 1: Like in the ocean, you ever hold your breath for

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Speaker 1: a long time? No, and it makes you to wei what.

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Speaker 2: Just uncontrollably or just make it gives you the urge?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it doesn't take much just to let it

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Speaker 2: Do you think it's pressure? You're on your own anyway,

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Speaker 2: get that checked. Welcome back to two Dating Dads.

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Speaker 1: I am Mattie J And I'm Ash And this is

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Speaker 1: a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad, and they're relatable.

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Speaker 1: If you come for advice, Ash, just tell them.

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Speaker 2: We got none.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, moving on, how are you very well? Very well?

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Speaker 1: For people who may have not realized we had a

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Speaker 1: little break, we did not like Life on Cut?

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Speaker 2: What did you they have to be? Break?

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Speaker 1: Didn't put any episodes out slack?

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Speaker 2: I know that's what that is.

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Speaker 1: I like in Facebook, and because I comment a lot

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Speaker 2: And someone was like, oh, there's a big problem. There's

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Speaker 1: And I said, holidays must be not And I was like,

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Speaker 2: Wow, there you go. Everybody was like, shut up. I

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Speaker 2: would like to know. Are they committed to this? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we are. I don't think they are. Nah, they're not.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't take any holidays. No, well we kind

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Speaker 2: You took a holiday? I kept the wheels turned and

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Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't do anything. I just had kids

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Speaker 2: for the whole holiday. We are recording this.

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Speaker 1: We're going to let people in a little secret and

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Speaker 1: how we make this podcast.

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Speaker 2: The magic of podcasts.

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Speaker 1: Going to invite you into the inner sanctum. Oh be careful, okay, right,

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Speaker 1: the door is just like opened up slightly.

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Speaker 2: Come on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a jar and you're welcome to come on in,

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Speaker 1: So that's how that's how we could take a break.

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Speaker 2: Of school, and I want to say congratulations to all

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Speaker 2: They should have We should have like a party every

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Speaker 1: I don't want to judge your parenting ass. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: I'm not here to do that.

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Speaker 2: No good.

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Speaker 1: We're just trying to save you know what I mean, Like,

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Speaker 2: Well, last week we spoke about this toolbox and we

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Speaker 2: and I thought, I need to be more of a man,

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Speaker 2: and every man has what Matt, a screwdriver set, a toolbag, toolbag,

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Speaker 1: The suspense right now is reaching under the table.

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Speaker 2: I got the same one. Shut up, shut up, go

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Speaker 1: I got them right, the snaptools, super tools.

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Speaker 1: So I went out and I bought a tool bag,

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Oh, man, finally I have the same one. We're

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Speaker 1: Because I said I own to Bunnies and I said

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Speaker 2: All of the cashies, all the checkout dudes, we're like,

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Speaker 2: that's good. Do you know what also is good? Wait?

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Speaker 1: Why did you buy it? Why did you buy the

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Speaker 2: I recently purchased a simulator, a little toolbox. I needed

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Speaker 2: just bought the Allen key, not me, man, not you anyway,

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Speaker 2: So if anyone needs any home improvements guy.

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Speaker 1: We can give a special shout out to Trady Dad follows.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you think about that?

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Speaker 2: It's better. It's an upgrade from my my tool zip

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Speaker 1: And it's a great little it's almost like a lunch

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you look good, you look great? You think I

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Speaker 1: It's we have turned into the same person.

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Speaker 2: You're growing a mustache. I've got tools.

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Speaker 2: He went away. Tom deserves a break, he deserves a break.

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Speaker 1: And I thought to myself, I have two options here.

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Speaker 1: But then I thought to myself, no, I'm a man,

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Speaker 1: what's required. I can buy the materials and I will.

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Speaker 2: Do it myself. Okay, And how did that go? Really good?

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Speaker 1: roller door.

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Speaker 1: I saw, yes, And I was like, I can do that.

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Speaker 2: One cat put one kind of primer. Oh. Just as

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Speaker 1: And I come back and I messaged Tom. I said, hey,

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Speaker 2: You're relieved, you're going to come back in.

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Speaker 2: Like, very good.

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Speaker 1: Oh past, and anything that I touched I damaged.

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Speaker 2: I broke. So the roller door dried and warp the.

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Speaker 2: I always will remember this moment. As you trod off,

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Speaker 1: About But yes, Mandaray came out of nowhere and like it.

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Speaker 2: Was a big one. Fucking dude, it was. It was

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Speaker 2: That was bigger than the table, bigger than this table.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. That is huge, Like I wouldn't

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Speaker 2: How many times have you told this story? First, I've

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Speaker 2: Drummer fish, drummer drummer fish, yeah, drummer fish. So shot.

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Speaker 2: The drummer fish got shot off, got a shot off

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Speaker 2: that's more pirate. Captain birds are there. Was a guy

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Speaker 1: You know when you're like, you can't you're inquisitive. You know,

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Speaker 2: I'm just walking straight past. That is a lie.

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Speaker 1: If someone is on the wharf and Jetty and the

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Speaker 1: The fish is a fish man, You just don't get it.

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Speaker 1: But we were fillting the fish, like scaling them.

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Speaker 2: I like fill fish we are doing. Guy came over

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Speaker 2: And I was like, a couple of drummers. Yeah. As

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Speaker 2: She was like, oh great, he's going to cook it.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, you are like. Fish is one

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Speaker 2: Yeah, tell us about pony Club again. Just remind listeners

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're trying to make you're trying to make me

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Speaker 2: So your pony family.

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Speaker 2: Straight away, I was like, oh you know, we've got ponies.

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Speaker 1: It is an old farm, Trusty Steed.

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Speaker 2: Farm that was called Yeah, that's pretty good. Now I

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Speaker 1: And the lady who runs it is she's she's harsh,

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Speaker 2: At pony Club.

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Speaker 2: It was going to be real boom and they're all like.

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Speaker 2: I was like, this is going to be great. Finally

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Speaker 1: And then we get there and the first job you

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Speaker 2: One of those whip things, had a little helmet.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready and she gets there and I like hand

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Speaker 2: So I'll pick you up at three o'clock. What about Lola? No,

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Speaker 2: Lola too young? Too young, too young? And also now

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Speaker 2: I just got sick of my kids really quickly. There's

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Speaker 2: His name is Oscar. I'm not sure if you know.

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Speaker 2: He's six. And then he peeps out of his penis okay,

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Speaker 2: But Oscar's just I have my foreskin removed, six skin,

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Speaker 2: Oh weird, it'd be comfortable. I try that. It's great. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think it's one of the small things that's considerate. Yeah, forever,

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Speaker 2: I was insulted. I was like, Hey, there's two boys

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Speaker 2: that's fair, okay. And I said to ask her, Hey,

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Speaker 2: We've been together for fourteen years. Have I ever once

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Speaker 2: I think it's the bare minimum of being a human

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Speaker 2: I'd forgotten, and I was busting for a shit okay,

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Speaker 2: Realized and then I said to Oscarr, Hey, this is

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Speaker 2: All right. It was set up pe wash your hand,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, you ready toilet? Seat up, pee,

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Speaker 2: What I saw that he was doing is that instead

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Speaker 2: of adding in the extra steps, he was just replacing

439
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 2: current steps that were in his routine, which is really

440
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:36,119
Speaker 2: fucking annoying because it had a knock on. Right. So

441
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:39,640
Speaker 2: when I was okay, up, down, wash your hands, Okay,

442
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,399
Speaker 2: then I noticed a couple of days going past he

443
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:46,719
Speaker 2: was doing the Wii properly, not washing his hands, and

444
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 2: I was like, brod add the steps in, add them in.

445
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,879
Speaker 2: Have you got the written down somewhere? Good, good idea

446
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,840
Speaker 2: maybe to do that. He's only just learned to read,

447
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 2: though overloaded, but I want to overload too much. Figure

448
00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 2: it's I.

449
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 1: Got to read just pissing the the garden.

450
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm like, all right, let me give you

451
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 2: the basic rundown of how this should go all the

452
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,879
Speaker 2: time for the rest of your life. This is literally

453
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 2: a life lesson. I'm gonna give you right now. Toilet

454
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 2: set up, pe, toilet seat down, flush, you were missing

455
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 2: he was missing flushed, buty, do want to overcomplicate it

456
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 2: because it's not cess critical. This is a shit and

457
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 2: then go in, wash your hand with soap and leave. Okay.

458
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,400
Speaker 2: So I've given him all of that and he's at

459
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 2: the point where he's doing like seventy five percent. Sometimes

460
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 2: he'll leave the seat up, but he'll flush wash his

461
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 2: hand so he can't put all the steps together. It's

462
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 2: a lot, isn't it. I never thought I would have

463
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,679
Speaker 2: to go through such heartache as a parent, like putting

464
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:55,400
Speaker 2: up with this. It's like, bro, stop, don't just add

465
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 2: the steps.

466
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 1: In having a boy sounds awful.

467
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:03,400
Speaker 2: It's brutal. It's make him sit down with nah because

468
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 2: I don't know then. I don't know, he's.

469
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 1: Just he'll grow up to be a whimp like me anyway.

470
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 2: So I'm currently dealing with that and then also.

471
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 1: Sometimes to me between you and me, just but like

472
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 1: washing of the hands, especially when it's winter and they've

473
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,919
Speaker 1: got jumpers on, and like Marley and Lola hate getting

474
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 1: the jumpers were like the end of the jumper, like

475
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: the little ribbing on the end, they getting wet. Sometimes

476
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 1: if I'm wiping their bottom, I'm like, don't worry about

477
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 1: washing it.

478
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:45,199
Speaker 2: Okay, Well fuck that just came out of me. No,

479
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 2: Like I get it. Like no. I'm always like, wash

480
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,120
Speaker 2: your hands, wash your hands, and I know they're skipping it.

481
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 2: I know sometimes sometimes sometimes I'm like, I didn't hear

482
00:24:58,359 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 2: the tap, and even.

483
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: Dude will not hear the tap. And I go to

484
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: my did you wash your hand? She goes, yeah, smell

485
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 1: them and I'm like.

486
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 2: No, thanks and goes feel them. Oh, I don't want

487
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 2: your hands out here. It's discussing. And then I've got

488
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 2: Macie who she'll use the big toilet. But because we

489
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 2: only have one toilet, if oscars, they're doing a pooh

490
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 2: or something whatever poo routine on point, just Gonna says,

491
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 2: and he flushes that every time. Kids love buttons. I'm

492
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 2: not sure.

493
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 1: If I fucking flash that toilet before they get a

494
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 1: chance to it.

495
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, damn you. I wanted to see. It's

496
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,159
Speaker 2: your evil and I wanted to press the butt on

497
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,360
Speaker 2: my own God's sake. I get a great Also, I'm

498
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,639
Speaker 2: convinced with the toilet, how it has a full and

499
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 2: half flush, same flush. Oh, there's no different. It's just

500
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,920
Speaker 2: one of the biggest scams of our connects to the

501
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 2: same valve. Those bustards, I don't know what they're trying

502
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 2: to prove with it. But I'll figure it out anyway.

503
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 2: Macy sometimes she has to use the potty okay, which

504
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 2: is in the in the bathroom, and it's one of

505
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 2: those ones that has a lid so it closes like

506
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 2: it looks like a toilet. Be honest, have you used

507
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 2: it for what? N fuck off? No? I never, I'll

508
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 2: break if I sit on with this fat ass.

509
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 1: Imagine if Macy came in and you're doing a shit

510
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: in a toilet.

511
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 2: But because it has closed the lid, she sometimes she

512
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 2: goes uses it just on her own accord, ships in,

513
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 2: it shuts the lid, sits there all day and no

514
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 2: one knows.

515
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: And then she'll go to we need to incorporate the

516
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: toilet check into your daily routine.

517
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,199
Speaker 2: That's on you. I'm exhausted so many toilets I've got

518
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 2: to check. So it'll sit there all day and then

519
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 2: April will be like, oh, and maybe we'll go to

520
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 2: use it again, and she'll be I can't use it.

521
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 2: I was like why, and it's like there's pooh and

522
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 2: we in here and I'm like, who left that. She's like,

523
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 2: I don't know.

524
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: At least it's better that she's doing that as opposed

525
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 1: to trying to empty it herself.

526
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 2: But she tried that. Oh it just ended up. She'll

527
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,360
Speaker 2: never do that again.

528
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: I remember I'm back in the day Lola being like

529
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: I'm going to drive it, don't touch me. And it's

530
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 1: like having a bowl of full soup and it's just

531
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:25,119
Speaker 1: like sloshing around and you know you're gonna take me

532
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 1: half an hour of clean up after it.

533
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 2: Have you ever asked the girls to pick up that,

534
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 2: Like if you make them a bowl of cereal and

535
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 2: you're like, here it is, and pick it up and

536
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 2: take it? Oh? Yes, like a drunk with dementia. It's

537
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 2: like their first day working at the cafe and pot coffee.

538
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, So anyway, I've got Oscar who's pissed

539
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 2: on the seats, and Macy who's leaving fucking grenades and

540
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 2: storing them in a potty And then eventually we're finding

541
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 2: him like twelve hours later, and you can imagine the stench.

542
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 2: Thank guy, it's not summer. Oh we better snap it,

543
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 2: snapper out of it before summer.

544
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: Can I ask what you feed the kids for breakfast?

545
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 2: This is true question. Look, Macey loves a bit of toast.

546
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 2: Oscar is a combination between toast but of cereals and

547
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:18,400
Speaker 2: fruit and yah cereal. He loves rass bubbles. I thought

548
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 2: it was good. Yeah, they got you going.

549
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 1: And then we give them do you give them like

550
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,879
Speaker 1: the real like the good stuff, the good cereal, like

551
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,919
Speaker 1: the Coca Pops or the.

552
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 2: Nah we've gotten you, as Oscar calls it, news three grains.

553
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 2: That's also that's a huge big fan. Macon is in

554
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 2: this thing at the moment where she wants a bowl

555
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 2: of granola on its own, no, no milk, yeah, and

556
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 2: then doesn't touch it. We're like four days in a row. Now,

557
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 2: it's not cheap, I know. I said to her, you

558
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 2: just asked for it and now you're not eating it.

559
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 2: What's the deal? What's the deal? And she was like

560
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 2: shut up.

561
00:28:55,280 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: I was like, we we thought when I was growing up,

562
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: we would have you know, your standard nutri grain, corn flakes,

563
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: rice bubbles, special k, a special ki.

564
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 2: Actually, if you go after give you a bowl, don't worry.

565
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: But then my mom would say you can have Coca

566
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: Pops for the school holidays. Nice, right, and that it

567
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: would go in like a heartbeat. It would just get

568
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: scoffed down because five kids.

569
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 2: No one wanted to. Like, if you didn't five kids,

570
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 2: would be like, there's one going like two days.

571
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: You'd have cocoa pops for like lunch, like afternoons.

572
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 2: Let it go so quick.

573
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: And I and Marley was like, I want fruit loops,

574
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 1: fruit loops, fruity loops, whatever it's called.

575
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, it's holidays. I'll give you

576
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 2: a bowl.

577
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: Holy shit, like just amazing. You know how hard when

578
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: I'm trying to feed Marley in the morning, you know

579
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: she'll have sometimes she'll do it herself, but most of

580
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: the time it gets halfway through and she like wonders

581
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: off and feed me.

582
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 2: Dude, straight up in hell? Man, who'd have thought. I'm like,

583
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 2: I get it why. Parents are like, yeah, I have

584
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 2: the sugar. Yeah, kid was like off, she was like

585
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 2: the bowl. I was like, there's none left, give me some.

586
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, well, did you ever get like

587
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 2: on like the little packet of little cereals when you

588
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 2: go like camping and ship like that? Oh yeah? And

589
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 2: I was like, She'll going through one and there's always

590
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 2: this sustain left. Why's that funny? Because it's gross. I

591
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 2: liked it. You would be a shut do you want

592
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 2: to do parents? I do. I want to be preous,

593
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 2: you say what man, I feel like a parent.

594
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: Ask great feedback from the listeners about the new song.

595
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: I thought people were just taking the piss when they

596
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: were like, the song sucks the original one, and I

597
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: was like, ah, a good one, and they were like, no,

598
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: really like it, like burns it ruins my experience.

599
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 2: And I was like, so then we record a new one.

600
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: It's beautiful, great, Hey, it's nice to have the listeners happy.

601
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 2: And it was nice and short too.

602
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: I think that yeah, yeah, And for anyone who's new

603
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: and they don't know what pear rants are, as explained.

604
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 2: Well, if you've got something you want to get off

605
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 2: your chest, you can send it to us and we'll

606
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 2: get it off your chest for you and you feel

607
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 2: hurt and seene and relieved, hopefully or not.

608
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: I I'm going to start with and this one is

609
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: from Steph. Steph, it's great to have you here. Often

610
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: the ramp entrance to buildings like my local mall Male

611
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: is slightly off to the side of the building, and

612
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: this is how I have to enter with my newborn

613
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: in the pram. It seems to be the perfect spot.

614
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: For people to duck out of the building to smoke.

615
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 2: Siggy break.

616
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: The amount of times I'm running with the pram upper

617
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: ramp with other people in wheelchairs, gosh, trying just like

618
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: actually like a stampede of wheelchairs and prams.

619
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 2: Quickly, get in, quick, everyone get in.

620
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: Sorry, Steph, I don't mean to laugh at you around

621
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: trying to roll as quick as possible because sorry. People

622
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,479
Speaker 1: think this is a place to smoke.

623
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 2: It is absolutely not a place to smoke. But also

624
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 2: smoke away people still smoking.

625
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: Actually, actually I had to I had to walk past

626
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: a building yesterday.

627
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 2: Oh god, you had to walk past the building Jesus

628
00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 2: and two men smoking outside the building. It's weird, isn't it.

629
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 2: It's a different age, different day and age is what

630
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 2: I meant to say. It's age on because it's funny,

631
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 2: like there's way more tobaccoo shops now but less tobacco

632
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 2: out there gas we're onto something. I think illegal vapes

633
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 2: look fair rant I guess like it is, like there's

634
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 2: going to be brams and stuff walking up there. Like

635
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 2: we were at lunch the other day at Manly Wharf

636
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 2: and literally at the front of the restaurant, some old

637
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 2: dudes sparked up a fucking Winny Red and the wind's

638
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 2: just blowing it into everyone's food, and it's like, just

639
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 2: take ten steps away just to smoke a pack of

640
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 2: them a day. Yeah, but not like that. Where would

641
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 2: you smoke them in my car with the windows rolling up?

642
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 2: It was really trying to really trying to get that

643
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 2: nicotine into me, all right?

644
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: Is that when you were selling cars or you're a

645
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: painter both the imagine the sight you after punching half

646
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 1: a packer when he reads in your car, and.

647
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 2: Then trying to sell someone a car. Sorry, I'll be like,

648
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 2: is it the car of the price or something you

649
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 2: haven't mentioned yet, something like that. That's stinking hair slick back?

650
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 2: What do you got? This one's from Jessamine. I think

651
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 2: we've had Jessamine before with the rand or something of

652
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:22,399
Speaker 2: that nature.

653
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,439
Speaker 1: And that's absolutely fine. You can run as many. There's

654
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: no quota, there's no limit, There is no limit.

655
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 2: This one says being judged for the amount of screen

656
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,240
Speaker 2: time my thirteen year old has and the person judging

657
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 2: me is my eleven year old. Apparently he's not going

658
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 2: to give his children's screen time or allies. Oh wow, Well,

659
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,439
Speaker 2: that's rich. That's rich coming from an eleven year old,

660
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 2: I mean, has no idea.

661
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: You want to be shamed in your own house, by

662
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: your own family, by your own child.

663
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 2: Especially someone who's definitely uneducated in how to parent. And

664
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 2: also the younger one as well. Yeah, the old one,

665
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 2: I sai, it's like, you fucked me up? Don't fuck

666
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 2: o one? How do you know what I mean? Like

667
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 2: eleven year old butt out Jessumin. But also if my

668
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 2: eleven year old judged me on that, next time I

669
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 2: saw that kid on a screen, I'd be like, ah no, no,

670
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 2: no no, and I'd take it straight off him. This

671
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 2: one is from Mandy.

672
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:25,240
Speaker 1: Anytime anyone asks if you or your kids still do something, okay,

673
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's well intentioned, but when I hear the

674
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 1: words still, it's amplified or over exaggerated in my head.

675
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: For example, are you still breastfeeding?

676
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 2: Are you still co sleeping? Is he's still in nappies?

677
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 2: Still using the dummy? It's insulting, isn't it. It's like

678
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 2: when you say to me, are you still Paul? He

679
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 2: said it once last week when I was like, I

680
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,800
Speaker 2: lived in an old five R shack. You're used to

681
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 2: live anyway. I get it. That's it's got like a

682
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 2: real insulting connotation about it. It's like, oh, so you're

683
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 2: still it's like man alcoholic. Yeah, I'm no quitter. Okay,

684
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 2: very good. Last one from Sarah Okay, this one says.

685
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:20,399
Speaker 2: Now the rant is that it's school holidays and I'm

686
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 2: still working. Now bear with me. Yeah, I'm still still's

687
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 2: getting to work out. Still's get to work out? You

688
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 2: still work? Be nice not to anyway. My lovely children

689
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 2: seem to think that because I work from home, I

690
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 2: don't actually work, and will constantly ask me questions even

691
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 2: when I'm on a work call. Oh man, Now my

692
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 2: husband works from home two days a week, and they

693
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:47,280
Speaker 2: won't bother him because he says dad's working. April cops

694
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 2: it from because they literally can't not be near her

695
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 2: when she's home, and because they've been home for two weeks.

696
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 2: Is here and there, Like I'll go to the bathroom

697
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 2: and come back and both kids are in her office

698
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 2: and she's on a call and she's like it's fine though, right,

699
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 2: people get it?

700
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

701
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, Look, I think he did take a call the other.

702
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: Day and the guy on the zoom was just like

703
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 1: had his daughter like on the table, and she was

704
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 1: just like drawing on his face, and he was just

705
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 1: he was so far gone.

706
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 2: It was during school holiday. I used to bring Maisie

707
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 2: into my work meetings when I had a real job,

708
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 2: when I knew it was kind of going to be

709
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 2: like a bad meeting, you know what I mean. So

710
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,919
Speaker 2: it was like, oh, we're doing like a team performance meeting.

711
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:33,320
Speaker 2: I'll be like, oh, oh, this is so cute. Anyway,

712
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 2: you're fired. We'll fire him later, fire him. You can't

713
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 2: fire him now in front of his daughter. I was like,

714
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 2: what's you understand what that means? Yeah, you better not

715
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 2: fire me. Is that how you got away with not

716
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,760
Speaker 2: being fired for like three years? Yeah? Yeah, the cockerroach.

717
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:47,720
Speaker 2: Just quickly.

718
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: I just want to throw my parant, your personal parent

719
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 1: personal parant really quickly if I may.

720
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 2: That's okay, if that's allowed. We have time. You're a

721
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 2: co host on this podcast.

722
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: You do what you like?

723
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 2: Polystyrene? Polystyrene is that right? Polystyrene? All right? I don't

724
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 2: know what polystyrene.

725
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 1: Por Styring is a versatile plastic that can be found

726
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: in both solid and foamed forms.

727
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, stiring styrofoam.

728
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: Mate, Fuck that the kids love. That stuff gets everywhere

729
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 1: and it's a night medical because it's hard to vacuum

730
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: up and brush because when the little balls get separated,

731
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: like the moment you like move anywhere, that like bit

732
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 1: of air movement.

733
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 2: It's impossible to capture. It is impossible. It's like like

734
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,720
Speaker 2: a snow globe, right, and it's just like the slightest movement.

735
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 2: It's like so if you're just sweeping it, it counter productive.

736
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: And fly because it's so light, it flies everywhere. And

737
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,879
Speaker 1: then also I wasn't like putting it in the bin.

738
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 1: This is the biggest dick. I was literally like, if

739
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 1: Ash was watching me right now, he would be so disgusted.

740
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 1: A little chunk had like fallen out of the dust

741
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: pan and onto the floor, and the gust of wind

742
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: came and I was like, I did the bent over run,

743
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: so I was like almost getting it, and I was like,

744
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 1: I was like, this is a fucking joke.

745
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 2: I chased it for like three meters because you don't

746
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 2: want to be the bad guy who's littering, you try

747
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 2: and do it with your foot man. It's so bad,

748
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 2: like chasing a plastic bag and the wind is so

749
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 2: embarrassed I had this similar thing the other day with

750
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 2: a musically bar wrapper with the kids in public, and

751
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 2: I was like, I saw it come out and I

752
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 2: watched it slowly float to the ground, and I was like,

753
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 2: I should I should do something here, I should do

754
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 2: something before the wind gets up. And then when I

755
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 2: went to do something and the wind was trying to

756
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 2: get it, and I'm like legging it and there's all

757
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 2: these mums watching me. Gross Man, that's me right.

758
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 1: We are close to wrapping up Ash. Ye, but I

759
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: did get a lot of parent wins, but I'm not

760
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,879
Speaker 1: going to do it. I'm going to do it next week.

761
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,439
Speaker 2: I probably want to do it next week.

762
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: Next week if you submitted your parent win and it's

763
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 1: not being read out because I don't think it's great.

764
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:07,839
Speaker 2: I love them all. That's what you said before.

765
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: It's just Ash has a tight schedule and he's very

766
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: strict in how he runs his podcast.

767
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm very If I veer off the plan, he'll

768
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 2: beat me bitter. Taste your own medicine. I think, all right,

769
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 2: I'll go first, please things Parish.

770
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 1: What can you explain to the listener what the question

771
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 1: segment is.

772
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,439
Speaker 2: Let's not make this so come on, let's go, let's

773
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 2: get through this, right. This is what he's like, This

774
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 2: is what I have to deal with every day.

775
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 3: This is the.

776
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 2: Way do you think your pads off this segment? This

777
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 2: is how it works. People sending questions. I read the question, yep,

778
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 2: we answer the question. Good, You're not lost. Oscar Askar

779
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 2: will be like, flash the tour put the toilet teacher.

780
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 2: First you said put it up. Now you're saying put

781
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 2: it down? Which one?

782
00:40:58,719 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 3: Is it?

783
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 2: Both? Genius? Anyway, moving on, Matt, Yeah, things parents would

784
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 2: never say this, So it's either they would never say

785
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 2: to another parent or they would never say to their kids,

786
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 2: like you, yeah, what do you got? What do you

787
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 2: go for me? Go give me one? Oh no, that's

788
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 2: all right. You take your time putting your shoes on.

789
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 2: I've got nowhere to be. I got all the time

790
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 2: in the world. That's you tie your shoelaces. Yeah, I

791
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 2: wait here, I've got one. It's like, no, we're going

792
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 2: to the park for me. I always whip that out

793
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 2: with Oscar. I'm like he's like, oh, just dragging his

794
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 2: heels together, and I'm like, we are literally leaving the

795
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 2: house for you, dickhead. Me in April, we would just

796
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 2: sit here and in our underpants and just watch TV. Okay, literally,

797
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 2: I don't want to be here. I don't want to

798
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,399
Speaker 2: go to the park, but for some reason, they think

799
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 2: that we're going because we want to go where else

800
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 2: you go?

801
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 1: Oh great, I'd love to listen to Hop Little Bunnies

802
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: Hop Hop Hop for the.

803
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 2: Whole car ride. It's my favorite. I love this song.

804
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, or just like.

805
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: Hop Little Bunnies Hop Hop Hop Hop Little Bunnie is

806
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: hop hop pup.

807
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 2: Of course, I'd love to play that song again. I

808
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 2: go on here, which is yeah, I love it when

809
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 2: well that was yeah yeah, I love it when you

810
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 2: give me no personal space, which I'm fine. It's April.

811
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 2: Really She's like, oh come, I'm like, I'd love a cuddle.

812
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 2: O't come around the loungdry and both kids are sitting

813
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 2: on her. She's like, fuck's sake, where else you got?

814
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: Okay, last one, Well, if you don't feel like having

815
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: a nap today, we're going to skip it all together.

816
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 2: Big mistake.

817
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: There is nothing more heartbreaking when you're a parent and

818
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 1: they skipped start skipping the naps.

819
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 2: I missed the nap. I miss Macy's naps so much,

820
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 2: that little midday break. I miss it. I want it

821
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,919
Speaker 2: back so bad. Just force them into it. Yeah, Well,

822
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 2: at the moment she's in the car and she'll be like,

823
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,439
Speaker 2: can I have a little sleep, Daddy, And I'm like, absolutely, yeah,

824
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 2: me too. My last one I've got here is yeah, Oscar,

825
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 2: I love it when you wear your socks outside. Why

826
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,479
Speaker 2: they like wearing this sit? The bottom of the sock

827
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 2: is like brown shress. The other day he went out

828
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 2: of the front it had just rained, and I was like, oh,

829
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 2: for fox sake, it was already a bit muddy. And

830
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 2: then he stepped in dog shit on the sock and

831
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 2: I just folded the sock inside out and threw it

832
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 2: straight in the bin. Was like, that's it. I'm not

833
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:48,800
Speaker 2: that's that sock's done for. What do they like wearing

834
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 2: socks outside? It's funny. I think it's generational because I

835
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 2: used to do that. My mom fucking hated it. Would

836
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 2: you do it the same reason Oscar does it, which

837
00:43:58,880 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 2: is we're dumb?

838
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: Question here, Ash before we go, what age do you

839
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: think it's a from the Facebook group?

840
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 2: By the way, Oh yeah, the group as a whole.

841
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 1: An individual on the Facebook group asked the question from Shannon.

842
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 2: In fact, it reads what it's like if you're like

843
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,399
Speaker 2: reading it out like a politician, and it reads news

844
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 2: read I want to dramatize it. I'm doing it for

845
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 2: the listeners. This is entertainment people listening.

846
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: Was used to me, what age do you think it

847
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: is appropriate for a child to have a TV in

848
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: their bedroom? Would love to hear your pros and cons.

849
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 1: I feel like you would have been a kid who

850
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: had a TV in the bedroom.

851
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 2: You're one of those. Yeah, look, I had a TV

852
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 2: in my bedroom. I knew it. Let me tell you

853
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 2: about this TV. So my dad used to be a

854
00:44:55,640 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 2: medical rap Okay, he did selviagra for a while there.

855
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 2: I used to sell it at school. I was a

856
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 2: crafty young man. And what they used to do is

857
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 2: they used to have in the doctor's offices back in

858
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 2: the day, was like a looked like a microwave, but

859
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 2: it was just a VHS and that's it. So I

860
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 2: had one of those in my room that was connected

861
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 2: to a PlayStation, but it wasn't TV. I was a

862
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 2: bit older. I honestly, I at the moment hate tv s,

863
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 2: put it outside, hate TVs in bedrooms, hate them so

864
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 2: April she's like, I can't wait. You have a TV

865
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 2: in the bedroom again.

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Speaker 4: You had one in your old house, didn't you. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but it wasn't for me, it was for April. I

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Speaker 4: hate it, Like TV is for the TV room.

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Speaker 2: This is why people snip up that part. This is

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Speaker 2: my wife.

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Speaker 1: People don't need like white people, white men don't need podcasts.

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Speaker 2: No, exactly right the room. Something put some really insightful

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Speaker 2: music behind this. TVs for the TV room. I get it, bro,

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Speaker 2: I get it. I agree, Yeah, go on a hot girl. Look,

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Speaker 2: I don't think I just have to jump it when

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Speaker 2: we get I mean the pros are I could shut

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Speaker 2: the door and they just leave me alone in there.

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Speaker 2: I was like, they see your kids, but then I'd

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Speaker 2: forget about them.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's it's it's isolating.

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Speaker 2: It is isolating, well said.

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Speaker 1: And I know I said this in the Facebook group,

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Speaker 1: but I'm just going to reiterate my thoughts here on

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Speaker 1: the podcast. I feel like by the time our kids

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Speaker 1: are teenagers, like they will watch everything on their phone.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and so you know the TV is going

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00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 2: to be obsolete. Oh my god, are you Maybe you're

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Speaker 2: on something? Write that down?

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Speaker 1: So I'm sure they'll be in their room just like

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Speaker 1: scrolling on their phone, and I'll be like, come on, kids,

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Speaker 1: come on watch TV with me in the living room.

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Speaker 2: They'll be like, shut up, Dad, you fucking lose up.

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Speaker 2: I'll be like, love me. It's like TV.

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Speaker 5: How fucking old are you? I don't even make those anymore.

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Speaker 5: You're like, what do I listen to my discman? I, Well,

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Speaker 5: here we go. Let me flip the question a little

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Speaker 5: bit for you. At what age do you think that

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Speaker 5: your kids.

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Speaker 2: Will be allowed to have a phone, like a proper phone. Shit, okay,

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Speaker 2: now we're talking. Now we're talking. Now we're in the future.

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Speaker 1: Well, what my sister has done, which I quite like,

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Speaker 1: she has given their kids a phone, right, which is

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Speaker 1: like an old Nokia, So no internet, just as a

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Speaker 1: phone that you if you need. So if they come

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Speaker 1: like home from school, right, because the eldest is like

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Speaker 1: grade three, so he walks home from school. It's just

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Speaker 1: around the corner. And so if he gets home he

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Speaker 1: needs to call someone because I don't have like, no

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Speaker 1: one's got home phones anymore. Oh yeah, so if he

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Speaker 1: needs if there's an emergency, there's like a Nokia phone there.

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Speaker 1: And because you charge it once and it lasts for

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Speaker 1: a month.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and so they know they can a thirty

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Speaker 2: three ten or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they called me Actually one time I was like,

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Speaker 1: who is this?

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Speaker 2: It's like really crackly and help.

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Speaker 3: Over.

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Speaker 2: I've got a thirty three ten at home that I

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Speaker 2: found at Nam's house. What about hang on.

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Speaker 1: Wait, how old were you when you when you first

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Speaker 1: got a phone?

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Speaker 2: I think I was thirteen yees but it was a

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Speaker 2: different time though. It was a different time back then

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Speaker 2: the internet. Yeah, and it was like like now phones

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Speaker 2: are fucking everywhere, Like I've got a drawer full of

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Speaker 2: phones at home like a drug dealer. I shouldn't have

928
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Speaker 2: said that. I duped myself in there. You can. Actually

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Speaker 2: my kids are allowed to burn if you want to

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Speaker 2: buy a biagress from man literally fifty bucks for a

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Speaker 2: sample pack. I'm not joking anyway, but yeah, that's actually

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Speaker 2: not a bad idea.

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Speaker 1: So I think maybe I want to give them like

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Speaker 1: a like around thirteen fourteen. I want to give them

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Speaker 1: a phone that has like call and text only, like

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Speaker 1: not even a camera on it.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to say anything because it's that old

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Speaker 2: thing where it's like I said, I'd never do that,

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Speaker 2: and then I do it. I don't want to have

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Speaker 2: to oscar next week. And he's like, hey, there, what's

941
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Speaker 2: going on. We've got two phones, He's got two I phones. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but anyway, I think the TV in the bedroom should

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Speaker 2: be ruled out for kids because it is isolating. That's

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Speaker 2: what I think. I agree with you for now. Well,

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Speaker 2: well it's good to be back. Well, well, well it's

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Speaker 2: good for the kids to be back at school. It's great.

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Speaker 2: Well gone, no, no, I was just finishing that sentence.

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Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, it's nice to have a

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Speaker 1: break us. I didn't like it call me every fucking day.

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Speaker 1: I did not guilty anyway. Yes, it's good to have

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Speaker 1: a break from you, yess. And what else we got

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Speaker 1: not one? Just like I love how you just attacked

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Speaker 1: you Jess has been.

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Speaker 2: And you Matt. That is all we have time for

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Speaker 2: on this very pleasant episode of two doting dads.

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Speaker 1: And if you have enjoyed this episode and thought it

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Speaker 1: was pleasant as well, you can leave a review. Leave

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Speaker 1: in the comments. It was a pleasant episode.

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Speaker 2: I enjoyed it.

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Speaker 1: And give us some stars maybe five. Someone in the

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Speaker 1: Facebook group said I can only give a four star review,

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Speaker 1: not a five star and Spotify it won't let us

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Speaker 1: submit when it's five stars, and I think we're being sabotaged.

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Speaker 3: Is this for it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, yeah, go in there and if I go

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Speaker 2: and try and live a review at a five star.

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Speaker 1: Actually, someone then wrote, probably because you've already given a

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Speaker 1: review of five stars, so you can't re submit the

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Speaker 1: five star review.

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Speaker 2: You can only change your review. Oh so thin, doubling down. Yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 2: leave a review. I don't want to make you panic.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I leave a review and subscribe and follow us

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Speaker 1: on social media.

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Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads Instagram, TikTok and Facebook. Great, join the conversation.

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Speaker 2: We'll see you guys next week. Goodbye, Okay, see bye.

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Speaker 2: I'm listening. I don't wry about me bro after you guys. Yes,

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Speaker 2: we'll be trying to get through this podcast. Apparently I'm

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Speaker 2: in a funny mood. I'm in a mean mood. I'm

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Speaker 2: a bully. Anything else you want to throw at me today, guys,

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Speaker 2: you're an arshole. Thank you anyway.

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Speaker 1: Two Doting Dance podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land see and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present,

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Straight

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Speaker 2: Islander people's today,