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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, Monday morning, Christian O'Connell's show on Gold.
Speaker 5: Good Morne and Patsy Money Jack not joining us.
Speaker 4: That earthquake last night and not a wheely bin over
Speaker 4: and he's trapped under it. People are on the scene
Speaker 4: right now. But yeah, he's trapped under a wheellybin. Hopefully
Speaker 4: gonna be freed in the next half an hour once
Speaker 4: she gets those pecks and those guns move into a
Speaker 4: freehom sown on that fallen wheelibin, but he's trapped under
Speaker 4: the moment earthquake. So did you feel the earthquake? We need?
Speaker 4: My wife worked me up and it was just well,
Speaker 4: I thought it was at midnight, but I think you
Speaker 4: were just saying the news. It was about quarter two
Speaker 4: twenty to twelve. She goes, Chris, Chris, Chris, you know
Speaker 4: what sort of wakes you up like that? You'll you
Speaker 4: really are rudely awakened. It's like a quite horrible sort
Speaker 4: of feeling. You think that some of the house, what
Speaker 4: is that the house was actually shaking, and it reminded me
Speaker 4: when we were in the building where there was an earthquake.
Speaker 4: Was it last year early last year? Where there's that
Speaker 4: quake here in Melbourne. It reminded me of that again,
Speaker 4: like some big forces shaking the very foundation.
Speaker 5: So the whole house is wrapping right. And then she goes.
Speaker 5: My wife goes, you think it's possums.
Speaker 4: And I went, I won't said the swear word, but
Speaker 4: I swore and went, they must be big possums. They've
Speaker 4: got really big they must have. They've been up broken
Speaker 4: into a laboratory somewhere in wu Han over the weekend,
Speaker 4: and now they're.
Speaker 5: Coming for us. I said, this is an earthquake.
Speaker 4: And it went off for quite a few seconds, and
Speaker 4: then the dogs started barking, and then the kids are
Speaker 4: up and then this is the modern world round. Now
Speaker 4: I go, hang on, I know I'll find out. I
Speaker 4: turned my phone on and I google Melbourne earthquake, and
Speaker 4: sure enough it takes me like social media and they're
Speaker 4: saying aough three point six, three point seven whatever, it was.
Speaker 4: This is how we now find out what's going on in
Speaker 4: the world. We have to turn off phones on and
Speaker 4: google a couple of words to find out what's going
Speaker 4: to So what is the official word?
Speaker 2: Then, Pats, Yeah, so it was centered under Sunbury, about
Speaker 2: three ks under Sunbury and felt quiet.
Speaker 4: It's amazing how they have all that detail. Three what
Speaker 4: happened three k under Sunbury? Yeah, well, I guess so
Speaker 4: I'm in doing like a reno over the weekend and
Speaker 4: drill down to three k too far that you should
Speaker 4: have done. Now all of Melbourne gets shook up.
Speaker 2: We're trying to get onto the folks at Geoscience Australia.
Speaker 2: They've burnt the midnight oil the fellow.
Speaker 4: Then let them do what they need to do. The
Speaker 4: last and they want is some news reader on go
Speaker 4: go what happened speaking.
Speaker 2: Of people all through the night. And apparently they're based
Speaker 2: here in Richmond.
Speaker 4: So he's the center, isn't it? The San Andreas fault
Speaker 4: is right here? Enrichment?
Speaker 2: But it was felt wide area. Apparently people in Bendigo
Speaker 2: felt it as well.
Speaker 5: I did not feel off their faces.
Speaker 4: And then to go up and out there they will
Speaker 4: get on it on a night. They're just drunk then,
Speaker 4: and I wasn't fall out of bed. It's an earthquake.
Speaker 4: So did you feel out West?
Speaker 2: Not a thing. I was dead asleep, but that's not
Speaker 2: to say the West didn't feel it. But I did
Speaker 2: not hear a thing. Once my head hits that pillow,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 4: I tell you what my wife and I asked is
Speaker 4: about twenty minutes, half an hour, you really do feel something.
Speaker 4: I know it's not like a major earthquake. We're very,
Speaker 4: very lucky, but felt both of us felt quite you know,
Speaker 4: heart rate was up raising and stuff like your body
Speaker 4: on some level. No, something has happened that shouldn't happen anyway.
Speaker 4: I've got there some sleep aup and it's just messaged
Speaker 4: me saying, feelingless energize this morning. Your sleeping heart rate
Speaker 4: was ten percent higher than not. Yeah, I survived an earthquake.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Patsy, how was your weekend?
Speaker 4: Makeeh?
Speaker 2: We get up to you can help me with this.
Speaker 2: What do you think about when you go out? We
Speaker 2: went out for lunch yesterday and the whole topic of fries.
Speaker 2: So Chris ordered those beautiful double fried chips, you know,
Speaker 2: like beer batterage shit, really crispy crispy, crunchy away.
Speaker 4: They sell them in supermarkets, don't they beer batted fries
Speaker 4: that they're never as good?
Speaker 2: Nah? Nah No. I don't know what fat they use
Speaker 2: at pubs and stuff. When they do the fan goose fat,
Speaker 2: it's beautiful anyway. So he ordered that with his meal
Speaker 2: and it came to the table, and I sort of
Speaker 2: have a theory that if someone on the table orders
Speaker 2: fries and they kind of put it in the middle
Speaker 2: of the table, then it's open season, isn't it is?
Speaker 4: But I think the person that ordered them needs to
Speaker 4: declare the chips and fries are open. I think it's
Speaker 4: actually rude and affront It's like putting your hand down
Speaker 4: someone's underpants. Basically, you're gonna wait for the invite. Don't
Speaker 4: ever put your hand down there, asked no.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 2: I think it's about the placement of the plate.
Speaker 4: I think it may be an extreme example, but I
Speaker 4: survived an earthquake gas Okay, I'm all shook up.
Speaker 2: I think if the plate's put in the middle of
Speaker 2: the table like a platter would be, and it's just
Speaker 2: like the three of us, I think that's open.
Speaker 4: Seasons shoestring fries. Those everyday common or garden saw fries.
Speaker 4: I agree, but these are specialized, double dipped in fat.
Speaker 5: Whatever animal fan it was, who knows poss and fat?
Speaker 4: We don't know. Then they're they're they're more expensive, so
Speaker 4: you've got to wait for the invite. Interesting, did you
Speaker 4: just put that poor in there?
Speaker 2: Of course we did, got the poor in there, but
Speaker 2: not only.
Speaker 4: Clean those hands as well?
Speaker 2: Of course naturally before I ate every day.
Speaker 4: Do you know what's still now? You know, I nowhere
Speaker 4: out of COVID and all that, but still now when
Speaker 4: you watch an older movie and someone hasn't cleaned their hands,
Speaker 4: and I'm not a clean freak, and just starts like,
Speaker 4: you know, it's been picking their nose or you know,
Speaker 4: scratch a leg and they go and put a hand
Speaker 4: in with some fries, I'm like, oh my god, this
Speaker 4: is film before COVID.
Speaker 2: I is so aware of it now.
Speaker 4: HyperWare, So what happened? Did it all kick off?
Speaker 2: It all kicked off?
Speaker 4: But so what are where we love? God say, well,
Speaker 4: he said, no.
Speaker 2: They're actually my chips.
Speaker 4: Child would say, but I've been like Chris, you turn
Speaker 4: to a manchild, mine, you don't.
Speaker 2: Touch my chips. She started it, But what really kicked
Speaker 2: it off was I had a beautiful pasta dish and
Speaker 2: that served it with a wedge of lemon pasta dish
Speaker 2: to do it linguine seafood linguine?
Speaker 4: Why not on a Sunday you're living like a queen
Speaker 4: and you know what glus of white wine? Something crisp?
Speaker 2: No, actually I had an apparol sprits.
Speaker 4: Oh, I like ap sprit Europe.
Speaker 2: But I love that pasta because it's the seafood. It
Speaker 2: speaks for the pasta. It's not all about the past
Speaker 2: it's a had a wedge of lemon on it. So
Speaker 2: I just naturally picked up the wedge of lemon and
Speaker 2: squeezed it over the bowl of chips.
Speaker 5: Well, you don't do that.
Speaker 4: It belongs on the seafood. Yes, it adds a certain
Speaker 4: nice tartness to it. But you don't know. You don't
Speaker 4: squeeze lemon on fries.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, you do.
Speaker 4: The animal fat, kangaroo fat. I don't know what animal
Speaker 4: was fatted on it.
Speaker 2: Do you not have lemon or vinegar on your fish
Speaker 2: and chips?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Vinegar, yes, lemons. So it has a certain place.
Speaker 4: It's not you don't put it on. You don't put
Speaker 4: on hot chips.
Speaker 2: Well I did, and the Love God wasn't impressed, so
Speaker 2: he had to order another bowl.
Speaker 4: So did you then win? It's like you put your
Speaker 4: scent on those, So did you then have that one?
Speaker 4: Basically you've got all the chips, picked.
Speaker 2: Up the ball and put it on my place.
Speaker 4: Excellent. All right, Jackie boy is actually going to be
Speaker 4: on today's show. I warned on Friday, Jacks come down
Speaker 4: with this lurgie that's affected half the team and I'm
Speaker 4: sure half of Melbourne as well, this flu thing at
Speaker 4: the moment, and so it wasn't very well during Thursday's show,
Speaker 4: and so I said, look, why don't you just join
Speaker 4: us at half six on Friday? Well, guess what time
Speaker 4: he wants to join us today? Half six? What have
Speaker 4: we done?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Turns out you've got strong opinions about Patsy, believing that
Speaker 4: if someone else shure dining with orders fries, those fries
Speaker 4: are also for you.
Speaker 5: Christian.
Speaker 4: I think fries are the only food that you might
Speaker 4: possibly help yourself to. But you asked first of all
Speaker 4: and say can I have some of these. You don't
Speaker 4: just lean over to start taking it. It's sound like
Speaker 4: Patsy was saying, howbody else's's food? You can help yourself
Speaker 4: to any of it. Passy Winnie clarification. You weren't meaning that,
Speaker 4: were you?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Of course not.
Speaker 2: And I think the relationship is different too, like we've
Speaker 2: been married nearly twenty five years. What's his is mine?
Speaker 2: What's mine is his?
Speaker 4: Tell me one person I wouldn't dream of happening to
Speaker 4: their chips because they don't play like that.
Speaker 3: Jack posts, Good morning guys, year he.
Speaker 4: Is earthquake shook him out of it's bad and he
Speaker 4: fell onto your microphone.
Speaker 3: Jackie, did you talk about the earthquake already? That was crazy?
Speaker 4: No. No, something like an earthquake in the city would
Speaker 4: not be in Patsy's news or anything we'd address.
Speaker 3: Good boy, what do you think?
Speaker 4: We've just been playing Stay Away to Heaven twice waiting.
Speaker 4: We've been hard rocking since one am. Patsy Nighters came
Speaker 4: straight into the news truck.
Speaker 3: I was confused. At first. I thought it was a
Speaker 3: gusty wind, and then I thought it might be you know,
Speaker 3: local pranksters shaking the windows because it didn't occur to
Speaker 3: me until I wake up this morning.
Speaker 4: They've seen that's earthquake, that any any local wounds. I
Speaker 4: don't know if you've reported that in your long story career.
Speaker 4: Patsy shaking houses, how strong of the hooms out where
Speaker 4: you live now in the fifties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just did the windows. They didn't do the
Speaker 3: whole house. It was for us. It was the windows
Speaker 3: that rattled that work us up.
Speaker 4: So did you think, oh my god, is this now
Speaker 4: with it? Because it was going on for quite a
Speaker 4: few seconds.
Speaker 3: No, no, I thought it was. I thought it was
Speaker 3: a well directed strong wind or crancal teenagers pranksters.
Speaker 4: All right, let's get into extra time or time waste
Speaker 4: to them with this lurgie that is sweeping through everywhere
Speaker 4: at the moment. It's sick bands make a man sick.
Speaker 4: I did not know this. Australians take the most sick
Speaker 4: days per person than any other industrialized country, and in
Speaker 4: this state. It's not like you don't get a few
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Speaker 4: I get that point seven is one of those where they.
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Speaker 4: I'm happy to stay, but I'm worried about infecting you,
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Speaker 3: Well, we haven't seen them since COVID.
Speaker 4: No, that's a good point. Actually, where are they? M
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Speaker 4: all the instruments from a song, a song you might
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Speaker 4: Dancing in the Dancing Green, Dancing Queen Abba. Whilst most
Speaker 4: of you were sleeping, there has been an earthquake overnight.
Speaker 4: This is a very Melbourne thing. In a cool sitting
Speaker 4: like this, It's an earthquake. While I was asleep Sunday
Speaker 4: night earthquake. My wife woke me up. Chris, Chris Hell.
Speaker 4: The house was rattening. It was at the windows, the foundation.
Speaker 4: My wife goes, is it possums And I said, less
Speaker 4: there with a big swear word shoe possums. I think
Speaker 4: this is an earthquake. Aa, it's not possums. And then yeah,
Speaker 4: we turned our phones on. This is the modern world
Speaker 4: to google Melbourne earthquake return at like quarter to twelves
Speaker 4: whenever it happened. And then I said, I better go
Speaker 4: and check on the kids. And because there was half
Speaker 4: day stuff. What once it stopped? Sarah goes, no, no,
Speaker 4: to put some pants on, and oh god, yeah, they
Speaker 4: don't want You've already been starting to be awake that
Speaker 4: you don't need Dad's Geiger counter flapping around like that
Speaker 4: in the dark. It's there's too much. There's too much
Speaker 4: for a young family. Images that can never be removed
Speaker 4: or burnt out of your mind. So, Jack, did it
Speaker 4: wake you up? Yeah? I did?
Speaker 3: But what is it? What is going to wake up
Speaker 3: the kids to say there's an earthquake?
Speaker 4: Right, they're all awake, they're all scared, blessed, and I
Speaker 4: know they're sixteen eighteen. But what it reminded me is
Speaker 4: they still sometimes need the reassurance of their parents. I
Speaker 4: felt great. I think I think they're going to think
Speaker 4: I think Dad just did that on purpose to make
Speaker 4: us feel like there with And of course those pranksters
Speaker 4: that you spoke of, Jack, you know that you're wired.
Speaker 4: It was local.
Speaker 5: Pranksters Jackos doing quake pranks in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was. I raised like I woke up, but not
Speaker 3: enough to wake the anchor up. And then I asked
Speaker 3: her this morning, did you feel the earthquake?
Speaker 4: And she said no, You interrupted me talking to the
Speaker 4: newsery about this for that man's paining a Patsy. Do
Speaker 4: you get clipped that for the seven o'clock news. It
Speaker 4: got it hipster's hipster eyewitness account. I'm still, I'm still,
Speaker 4: I'm going to come around shake the house in a minute,
Speaker 4: Jack Patsy. So they've worked out it was Sunbury's fault.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, three k's under the ground in Sunbury.
Speaker 4: How do they know that? Under every suburb? And then
Speaker 4: got some sort of measure encounter where they can go
Speaker 4: it's Sunbury mucking around over the weekend.
Speaker 2: You know those people at the geoscience Australia. They live
Speaker 2: for this sort of moment. I'm sure they wish every
Speaker 2: night that they had action.
Speaker 4: Like you have never mentioned those people, those folks geo
Speaker 4: sites Australia.
Speaker 2: Seismologists, that's what they are getting in Australia.
Speaker 4: We had one two years ago, another one that's just
Speaker 4: happened that everyone was asleep. We just thought it was
Speaker 4: mega bossoms or windows rappling. Some wondering what an hour
Speaker 4: a day from home.
Speaker 2: I think they do work from home actually a special
Speaker 2: and not live on the sands.
Speaker 4: How do we know it really was Sunbury or they
Speaker 4: were just on the spot Suddenly my phone rang that's
Speaker 4: never rung for two years since the last quake and Sunbury.
Speaker 2: The back phone. They've got all the gear, you know,
Speaker 2: they've got all the meters and stuff, all the technical stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, those earthquake.
Speaker 4: Every summer.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you know those needles that you see on
Speaker 2: the movies.
Speaker 4: Yger count Yeah yeah, yeah. So do they know how
Speaker 4: long it went for? Because I in my mind right
Speaker 4: and obviously sometimes we're not the best sort of narrators
Speaker 4: of our own lives. I reckon it was about fifteen
Speaker 4: to twenty seconds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right. No, they haven't seen how long, but we are.
Speaker 4: One job. Sure they got those meters, one of them.
Speaker 4: It's how long it went on for?
Speaker 2: Well, I do believe we have someone coming up in
Speaker 2: the news at seven finished.
Speaker 4: Seven hours ago.
Speaker 3: Don't hold onto it. Pat's like you've got the exclusion.
Speaker 4: Just let us know.
Speaker 5: Jack Jack Jack.
Speaker 4: When she says GEO sides Australia, we know what it all,
Speaker 4: goes to Harald's son. So you forgot you forgot your
Speaker 4: email logging. No, yeah, we will see, we will see,
Speaker 4: says Harold Sun. Say you're here.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question you know, Carl's show podcast.
Speaker 4: So w aisk most of you were asleep. There was
Speaker 4: an earthquake three point eight I think it was last
Speaker 4: year we had the one in Melbourne. It turns out
Speaker 4: it was two years ago. We found out it last
Speaker 4: her for twenty seconds. That's according to the Financial Review.
Speaker 4: I mean everyone is gathering around while GEO whatever they
Speaker 4: called Australia I must have gone back to bed after
Speaker 4: midnight and go we picked this up in the morning
Speaker 4: when it gets mess of staff to come and and
Speaker 4: cover it. Twenty seconds is a long time for your
Speaker 4: house to be shaking like oswar Os was and rattling.
Speaker 4: But because we don't get a lucky here, we don't
Speaker 4: get a lot of earthquakes. You don't immediately in the
Speaker 4: middle of night think oh, this will be one of
Speaker 4: those earthquakes again. Now we also just found out this
Speaker 4: is the first in one hundred and twenty years to
Speaker 4: be this close to Melbourne in that it's Sunbury. The
Speaker 4: one two years ago was Mansfield. So if this carries
Speaker 4: on two years time is Flint's station. It's coming for
Speaker 4: us the quake, Jackie Warld, what have you found out
Speaker 4: about you? Everything gets ranked on this Richter scale. We've
Speaker 4: grown up with the Richter scale, don't you When you
Speaker 4: hear about an earthquake, you know it's on that Richter scale?
Speaker 4: What have you found out about it?
Speaker 3: Jae So he records the magnitude of the earthquake.
Speaker 4: Even that is a great word, isn't it. That's how
Speaker 4: footy score should be. The magnitude of the win is.
Speaker 4: Magnitude is a great word.
Speaker 3: It's officially called the Gutenberg Richter scale, named after two
Speaker 3: different signs, Steve Gunberg Steve Gutenberg, Charles Francis Richter and
Speaker 3: Beno Gutenberg, and probably in the originally Gutenberg would have
Speaker 3: been so tough that his name got first and then us.
Speaker 3: In society, we've dropped the Gudenberg and we've gone straight
Speaker 3: to Richter Scale.
Speaker 4: I'm glad you've cleared that up. Actually, Jack, I know
Speaker 4: we're worried that you were too sick to come back
Speaker 4: to the show today. But with this and that earlier
Speaker 4: one witness and report, the ACRO Award nominations are literally
Speaker 4: righting themselves right now. Just anytime you quote society, I'm
Speaker 4: looking at producers going, here's today's promo.
Speaker 5: He's dropped another society bomb.
Speaker 3: Guys, next time you hear on the news or the newspaper,
Speaker 3: the Royal Zensteiner of I have a thought for Beno
Speaker 3: Guttenberg that he's got dropped.
Speaker 4: They light a candle today, Guys, tell your kids, Jenny
Speaker 4: grand kids knocking the neighbor's door, and go, we've got
Speaker 4: it wrong all this time, correct it for seven thirteen years,
Speaker 4: Patsy ben Wir hashtag ben war All right, So in
Speaker 4: America they always name all these earthquakes, don't they, And
Speaker 4: I have like a earthquake, Ernie. Has there been an earthquake.
Speaker 3: I thought they don't they they name their hurricanes hurricanes
Speaker 3: and the quake.
Speaker 4: So we're looking for a name for the Melbourne earthquake
Speaker 4: that half of Melbourne we're asleep during it.
Speaker 5: Jack, what do you think we should call the Melbourne earthquake?
Speaker 3: I'm really happy with one and I feel like it's clever.
Speaker 3: Let's call it Ricky, like rick the shake.
Speaker 4: Let's not forget ben wo and all this. Of course
Speaker 4: you have today, today's very much ben War Day. I've
Speaker 4: got Jurassic possums after my wife thought it was possums.
Speaker 4: You do hear them, don't you? Rattling around your room?
Speaker 4: But it's a light sort of if they're not shaking
Speaker 4: and rattling windows. So Jurassic possums for me.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're asking us this morning to name the earthquake the
Speaker 4: Melbourne had overnight. Karen, and good morning. So you were
Speaker 4: awake when it all happened just before midnight?
Speaker 9: Yes, that's correct.
Speaker 4: What are you guys doing if you don't mind me asking?
Speaker 10: By the way, Oh, i'd actually gone off to bed.
Speaker 10: Have you gone out to pick up my teenager from
Speaker 10: his Maxter shift? They've gotten home. All of a sudden,
Speaker 10: the windows started shaking.
Speaker 11: I thought I was experiencing something from the Exorcist.
Speaker 10: I'd run out of the bedroom. My teenager are running
Speaker 10: out of the bathroom, saying, who's in my bedroom?
Speaker 11: Who's stomping around.
Speaker 10: In my bedroom?
Speaker 9: I've gone nobody.
Speaker 10: My husband's come in from outside, hanging and washing on.
Speaker 4: The line and going who productive is he?
Speaker 11: Ah, he's a good harby.
Speaker 6: He helps out a lot.
Speaker 10: He comes in and goes, who's moving furniture? And I'm going, no,
Speaker 10: who would be moving furniture at midnight?
Speaker 4: So he's like a vampire sort of domestic god. He
Speaker 4: comes alive overnights.
Speaker 10: Here's an accountant, so I mean.
Speaker 5: But even so, I know plenty of accounters.
Speaker 10: But I do have a name for you, Christian, for
Speaker 10: the for the earthquake.
Speaker 11: It has to be called the Bill Haley.
Speaker 4: Why the Bill Haley?
Speaker 10: Because it was a shake, It was a rattle and
Speaker 10: a role people.
Speaker 4: Yep, that's good, Jackie boy, give it a mark gold go,
Speaker 4: thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Counting, have a good day.
Speaker 4: Surely, no one, no one, no one other than Counter's
Speaker 4: husband is putting the washing out at midnight.
Speaker 3: Easily the most shocking part of that story.
Speaker 4: A magnitude bigger than the three point eight on the
Speaker 4: Richter scale. I'd be worried. Doesn't it get damp if
Speaker 4: you leave it out? You know it Sometimes you're too lazy.
Speaker 4: I do that thing where I'm late. Give it another day,
Speaker 4: nice and crispy.
Speaker 2: Way to work at three am? What it's twenty four
Speaker 2: hours in the day.
Speaker 3: Every minute care is so cruciale no, get it out?
Speaker 3: Wow yeah wow.
Speaker 5: Wow, ten yeah, I reckon ten five Jack.
Speaker 4: We don't need that. Geo science Australia all right. So
Speaker 4: we've been asking people to name the Melbourne earth quake
Speaker 4: that happened overnight.
Speaker 5: You ready to mark, Let's go now.
Speaker 4: The epicenter was summary the summery Slammer gold Bacinet because
Speaker 4: it rocks so many of us to sleep.
Speaker 3: He woke us up and didn't rock us to sleep, Bronze.
Speaker 4: Imagine if America suddenly turns on Global news in Melbourne earthquake,
Speaker 4: bassinets has reached no havoc. Michael Ili liked it though,
Speaker 4: Melbourn's quake, Sandra Bullock, while you were sleeping, Campbell, that's
Speaker 4: a deep Sandy Beek notage their Silver. Earthquakes should be
Speaker 4: called wake up, Jeff Regien John, that's very good the
Speaker 4: summary Shaker, Silver plus Kruger because it happened whilst most
Speaker 4: people were sleeping, as in Freddy.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I was thinking, oh yes, Chad, oh yes,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, Silver.
Speaker 5: I see humor here, humours at play again, Shaky Burger.
Speaker 4: I've got no idea.
Speaker 3: Bronze.
Speaker 4: Oh god no, I've just seen the person because it
Speaker 4: so scary. It made just shake a burgret. That is disgusting.
Speaker 4: Come on, sir, let's move on. Rick has got Carton's teas.
Speaker 4: How I did it?
Speaker 5: Earthquake name Gary, Human's not at play there, It's not actually,
Speaker 5: it's not.
Speaker 4: A shaky shapeface. Let's go remember throw about to boat
Speaker 4: him a book face, Sleepy Sam.
Speaker 3: The bronze.
Speaker 5: Morpheus, the Greek god of sleep.
Speaker 3: Have to take his word for it.
Speaker 5: I had no idea.
Speaker 4: The Guten burglar Jack, they were listening.
Speaker 3: Let's not forget better Gutenberg. Now come on, bent to
Speaker 3: the Richter scale.
Speaker 5: John, well done, Wake Quake Silver plus.
Speaker 4: That's actually good. Bay City Rocker, Gold, Sunbury Swing Gold,
Speaker 4: Patsy's tummy rumbler a job just to read them out.
Speaker 4: I'm just a messenger, Shaky shapeface Silver, shake up, Jeff.
Speaker 5: Well done. The amazingly named Norm from Berrik. I love
Speaker 5: that Norm.
Speaker 4: The Sunbury bum Shaker.
Speaker 3: Silver, which is my favorite one.
Speaker 4: Gutenberg's Revenge, well known, Heathmont, very funny. Christian O'Connell show podcast, Christian.
Speaker 4: The Melbourne earthquake you should name it Jim Morrison because
Speaker 4: it was shaking all the doors gold By I'm Peter
Speaker 4: question run about quake and wake. These are very good
Speaker 4: shaking stevens Now. We're trying to move on Now. On
Speaker 4: Friday show on Nature Strip Radio, where every Friday we
Speaker 4: sell your stuff, we had a call from Gary who
Speaker 4: wants to offload Brisbane Lions jumper.
Speaker 8: I live in Melbourne, but because I loved Holden.
Speaker 10: Holden was the embalance of the.
Speaker 3: Line, and I thought line Miles Arris or the Brisbane line.
Speaker 4: It all just you know, sometimes it's hard to understand
Speaker 4: what another person's. It all just jell together. We're all different,
Speaker 4: aren't we. Gary's mine it all to quote, It all
Speaker 4: just jell together. Rest of us like, I don't see
Speaker 4: any gelling in that. But this morning we want to know.
Speaker 4: Strange reason you barrack for your footy team. Julie is
Speaker 4: a West Coast Eagles fan. She's not from there. She
Speaker 4: just felt sorry for the West Coast, thinking as a
Speaker 4: child they would have no friends. So I started supporting them. Uh,
Speaker 4: this is from Zig. I was born in Sydney, so
Speaker 4: follow the Swans. After last year's Grand Final performance, I
Speaker 4: jumped team. Drop them, just start following my girlfriend's team Collinwood, Christian.
Speaker 4: When I met my now husband, I replaced his ex
Speaker 4: wife on the membership, so I had to start liking
Speaker 4: the team as I was going to all their games. Wow.
Speaker 4: I never thought about that post divorce. What happens?
Speaker 5: Christian.
Speaker 4: Back in the day, my dad worked for cub Cartland
Speaker 4: the United Breweries somewhere followed CARTL and the VFN into
Speaker 4: the AFL. Gary was given a Melbourne jumper when he
Speaker 4: was five, randomly by a neighbor. So he's now sixty nine,
Speaker 4: so for sixty odd years he's a D's fan. Christian.
Speaker 4: I initially followed Carton because I thought Anthony Cooter Feedus
Speaker 4: was fit Couda. When he left, I jumped shipped to
Speaker 4: the D's like a desperation thing. Is it, Kirsty? Thank
Speaker 4: you very much? All right, so what is the random
Speaker 4: or strange reason you support your footy team? Give us
Speaker 4: a call.
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Speaker 5: So you're in the car park.
Speaker 4: You can hear it.
Speaker 5: It's almost like you're there, but you're in the car park.
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Speaker 4: It's to Cydney for you and whoever you want to
Speaker 4: take accommodation transfers and you get five hundred dollars spending money.
Speaker 4: That is great. You don't have just thought with this
Speaker 4: earthquake overnight has anyone checked in on Betty Burgers in
Speaker 4: Southierra two years ago?
Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, that rebuilt.
Speaker 4: That should be Melbourne's Richter scale. Everyone needs to get
Speaker 4: down and just check in on South era Betty Burgers.
Speaker 4: They've owned his, rebuilt and reopened. How do they fare
Speaker 4: in the earthquake? Is Melbourne's to scale? We need to
Speaker 4: find out are they still there? Hasn't all in collapsed
Speaker 4: under Betty Burger's in South the era? All right? So
Speaker 4: this morning want to know on nine four one four
Speaker 4: one oh four three strange reason you support your footy
Speaker 4: team and some of you have texted in Christian A
Speaker 4: bart Ford Jenong because back in the eighties, get load
Speaker 4: of this. Some players used to collect my garbage. What
Speaker 4: do I do know?
Speaker 3: Up until the nineties when it became a full time
Speaker 3: job to be a footballer, you did have to hold
Speaker 3: down another job.
Speaker 4: That's right. Because someone told me that Jordy Lewis was
Speaker 4: Do you remember that we had a called her on
Speaker 4: the show or I met someone in the pub once,
Speaker 4: So that Jordie Lewis, even when he's playing for the Hawks,
Speaker 4: even then he had a part time job. He was
Speaker 4: doing his apprenticeship as a plumber.
Speaker 3: Really yes, yeah, I guess like they're keeping a backup
Speaker 3: just in case football doesn't work out for them.
Speaker 4: Learn a trade, you know, Christian. My mum was a
Speaker 4: Collywood supporter in the seventies until her favorite teacher Brackets,
Speaker 4: who played for Collywood again they had a job, moved
Speaker 4: to Carlton. The rest is History. I wish we could
Speaker 4: do a feature once a week called the rest is History.
Speaker 4: I love when people say that it's so grandiose, and
Speaker 4: of course the rest is history, like we all know
Speaker 4: the history. Nicholas on the line, Good morning, Nichola, Good moning,
Speaker 4: Good morning Nicola. I hope you had a good weekend.
Speaker 4: So why do you follow your team?
Speaker 9: Yep?
Speaker 8: So my partner watches football, so I figured it I
Speaker 8: might enjoy it more if I had actual James of
Speaker 8: Barrett for and my dogs are called Lauten, which is
Speaker 8: a little lion dog, so naturally I thought we'd better
Speaker 8: barracks for the Brisbane line.
Speaker 5: It'll makes sense, it'll check together.
Speaker 3: There is a dog's team, you know, the Bulldogs, but
Speaker 3: skip that.
Speaker 4: You're right, Ke a great point, but they're not They're
Speaker 4: not lion dogs and they're like the old so it's Loachen,
Speaker 4: the breed.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I thought there was the dog's name too.
Speaker 4: And a very bush and enormous German name, Lachen.
Speaker 8: They're called the Latins, but little lion dogs.
Speaker 4: Gotcha all right, Nicholas, thank you very much? How did
Speaker 4: I stay? And let's go a bit quick there? Cut
Speaker 4: them off. We spoke about this Friday, Caitlyn. When you
Speaker 4: come back to studio chat, I would fat boy slim
Speaker 4: over there with those hot fingers, Michael flat Lee's fingers.
Speaker 5: Fingers have flamed? Are they easy?
Speaker 4: When they say goodbye, it's like it's like they thanking
Speaker 4: the manager at the restaurant for anice meal, and I
Speaker 4: just go and get out, so mushing the door on them,
Speaker 4: scooching them.
Speaker 11: Brittany, No, Bridy, Oh, I can't say so, we'll get
Speaker 11: my name wrong. It's fine.
Speaker 4: I apologize. I don't be one of them, Bridy. Have
Speaker 4: I got it right, Bridy? Yes?
Speaker 11: Yes, a Bridy.
Speaker 5: Why do you support your team?
Speaker 11: Well, I'm an avid Saint supporter. I'm actually going because
Speaker 11: my partner he grew up in country New South Wales
Speaker 11: at Bilberger and he's an an RL supporter, and because
Speaker 11: I love bo fuddy and I kind of toss him
Speaker 11: to watch it. He's like, well, I'm going to pick
Speaker 11: a team, and the Tevy picks was the Giants because
Speaker 11: it was the same color as his motorbike. He doesn't
Speaker 11: even he doesn't even own the motorbike anymore. It was
Speaker 11: the color of the motorbike he once had.
Speaker 4: Not that I didn't know you. Good bye an orange motorbike.
Speaker 11: Michael Yamaha Orange.
Speaker 4: I think I've never seen a bright orange motorbike tearing around,
Speaker 4: but now we know.
Speaker 3: Bridy.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. She called we have a good day,
Speaker 4: me too. They can buy her name. Never get that
Speaker 4: wrong again. She is.
Speaker 5: Lisa, good morning, good morning morning. Why do you bar
Speaker 5: it for your teammate.
Speaker 9: It's not me, it's actually my children. My husband told
Speaker 9: them when they're very young, at two three years old,
Speaker 9: if I didn't work for Collingwood, if I were not
Speaker 9: allowed to live in the house, if they worked for Carlson,
Speaker 9: they weren't even allowed to live in the shed.
Speaker 4: Wow we wow, you pies fantamic reputation and it's stuff
Speaker 4: like this. Wow wait, that's incredible, Lisa, Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: She called, it's got to simone. Good morning, Simone, Good morning,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Simone. Why do you bar it for your team?
Speaker 10: So my mum in the late forties early fifties was
Speaker 10: in an orphanage in South Melbourne and the kids didn't
Speaker 10: get out much. But Collingwood were the benefactors of the
Speaker 10: orphanage and used to come on weekends and take the
Speaker 10: kids out for autie.
Speaker 4: What a lovely thing to do. Yeah.
Speaker 3: What have you been with the benefactors that were so
Speaker 3: they could recruit players from the orphanage?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, they were Oh my god, that
Speaker 4: way to the.
Speaker 10: They gave money to the orphanage.
Speaker 4: And benefact Do you mean they were like scouting going
Speaker 4: all those that pain into footy game? Sorry I thought
Speaker 4: Eddie maguire with me your dad Now, sorry, that makes
Speaker 4: more sense, It makes the only sense one would say. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's incredible, Simone. I didn't know that and one of
Speaker 4: great thing for the club to do.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So my mom didn't actually ever like football, but she
Speaker 10: was true to Colin Wood till the day she passed
Speaker 10: away because they looked after the kids when basically no
Speaker 10: one else would.
Speaker 4: What a lovely story. That's such a nice story. Thank
Speaker 4: you for sharing that. What was your mum's name as well.
Speaker 4: I'll be okay, thank you very much for calling in.
Speaker 4: Have a good week.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We all know there's that phrase, worst thing you can
Speaker 4: label somebody that's an Australian. We need to start a
Speaker 4: new phrase. The other side of that is, that's so Australian.
Speaker 4: Patsy's News just now had this fellow talking about this,
Speaker 4: this earthquake, and you know, every half an hour the
Speaker 4: news gets more bombastic. Don't think it doesn't sound big enough. Yeah,
Speaker 4: half an hour ago and Patsy goes, biggest one in
Speaker 4: one hundred years. Half an hour later at eighteen it's
Speaker 4: biggeran one hundred and twenty years. By midday, biggest in
Speaker 4: a billion years. This is what killed the dinosaurs. We
Speaker 4: had it bigger. We're lucky to be alive. We're survivors.
Speaker 4: This guy here, listen to how he ends this. It's
Speaker 4: so Australium.
Speaker 12: The last earthquake above bang Jukee four in the Metro
Speaker 12: area was nineteen oh two, so this is largest earthquake
Speaker 12: in the Melbourne metropolitan area in over one hundred years.
Speaker 3: So how about that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 3: Like that Sydney.
Speaker 4: Yeah, per you can have cold blait and bite my backside.
Speaker 3: Ah how about that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well impressed, Go home, everybody, go home, press problems over.
Speaker 5: This is my hero.
Speaker 12: The last earthquake above Magnitute four in the metro area
Speaker 12: was nineteen oh two, so this is largest earthquake in
Speaker 12: the Melbourne metropolitan area in over one hundred years.
Speaker 3: So how about that?
Speaker 4: You know? Write that fine? Now that guy, this is
Speaker 4: this is Christmas Day. He's fater on the desk, he's
Speaker 4: reading around friends. Yeah, can't believe.
Speaker 3: How about that to all the kids who bully me
Speaker 3: in high school? Look at me?
Speaker 4: Now? How about that?
Speaker 5: That's what we should put on our you show mugs.
Speaker 4: How about that? This is it?
Speaker 12: How about that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're impressed.
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Speaker 4: Koshi's just announced he's leaving Sunrise. He is like an
Speaker 4: unofficial member of the show every morning Jack and I
Speaker 4: have in this studio. I'm not entirely sure why this started,
Speaker 4: but it's always has to be. We watched Koshi.
Speaker 3: It feels odd anytime. We don't have Sun in the
Speaker 3: corner of the studio, and I don't know why that is,
Speaker 3: but he is an unofficial mascot of the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and what I love to see is at five
Speaker 4: to nine they do some god awful time waster of
Speaker 4: a cooking segment where it literally is pat light. Well,
Speaker 4: this is how to make peanut butter on toast and
Speaker 4: got now, so what you do is your this is
Speaker 4: your common toaster available at most Outlai and his eyes.
Speaker 4: He's got like one eye on. Whoever's like born him
Speaker 4: one eye on. The producer goes to taxi. Here, get
Speaker 4: my taxi.
Speaker 3: Moving forward, he actually stands to the most one.
Speaker 4: Ft the studio floor for out in his dressing room.
Speaker 3: He's so begrudgingly part of that segment.
Speaker 4: But it's been there over twenty years. Right, that's a
Speaker 4: it's a big thing. How can you replay someone like that?
Speaker 4: I want to put forward a name of all names,
Speaker 4: Betrina Jones. She but Patsy. It has been lovely having
Speaker 4: on a show Patsy's last show, Goss. She out Patsy.
Speaker 2: As much as I'd like to see too.
Speaker 4: No no, no time for the sisters much son, sister,
Speaker 4: rise up. I work on that for your CV in
Speaker 4: a resume. But it's something like that, all.
Speaker 5: Right, Jackie boy. So I know of the weekend you've
Speaker 5: Jack's not been very well.
Speaker 4: There's this horrible some kind of virus going around the
Speaker 4: team and all of Melbourne. My daughters have been really
Speaker 4: ill with it. You've not, You've only moved from your
Speaker 4: bed all weekend.
Speaker 3: But we've still had time to plot for the future.
Speaker 3: We're thinking of getting myself.
Speaker 4: It's the best way to involve you on that if you,
Speaker 4: if you won, could say it's right, Jack, you'd do
Speaker 4: it from bed like a mad king dictator.
Speaker 3: We want to get him, Gord. He's just gone fourteen
Speaker 3: months and we want to get him a trampoline in
Speaker 3: the next few months.
Speaker 4: Kids love trampolines and you love going on there with them.
Speaker 4: It's like those are the glory is actually with the
Speaker 4: trampoline years when you have kids.
Speaker 3: I was saying to be ay, though, I would rather
Speaker 3: have the ones that we have when we were kids
Speaker 3: that didn't have the three sixty degree netting around the Sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it always gave us the edge that we might
Speaker 4: get a major brain trauma.
Speaker 3: But you can't really from what I can tell, you
Speaker 3: can't really get them without the protective shield around them anymore.
Speaker 3: How's this we used to when we were kids, We
Speaker 3: used to have alternative uses for our trampoline, So not
Speaker 3: only did we not have the net around the side,
Speaker 3: we made it more dangerous in several ways. The least
Speaker 3: dangerous was putting it up against the fence so it
Speaker 3: was on an angle, and the idea was you charge
Speaker 3: into it, run full pelt, bounce off it, and then
Speaker 3: my brother would kick the footy or I'd kick the
Speaker 3: footy to him, and you're meant to take a mark
Speaker 3: midair before landing back on the grass.
Speaker 4: I'm hoping that you know the teams still useless as
Speaker 4: a regular Monday practice.
Speaker 3: The second one was to drag it to the edge
Speaker 3: of the house so that we could jump off.
Speaker 4: The roof onto the trampoline, some sort of like road
Speaker 4: running Acme cartoons.
Speaker 3: And then the most dangerous used for the trampoline we
Speaker 3: had was we had an old skateboard deck that didn't
Speaker 3: have wheels on it anymore. We taped a pair of
Speaker 3: shoes to it. Gaffer taped a pair of shoes to
Speaker 3: it so that you could put your feet in the
Speaker 3: shoes and then you were strapped in like a snowboard,
Speaker 3: and so you could bounce and do snowboarding tricks on
Speaker 3: the trampoline.
Speaker 4: My face problem is the height of invention. You were
Speaker 4: early elon Musk.
Speaker 3: The only problem is as soon as you felt yourself
Speaker 3: veering away from the center of the trampoline, you couldn't
Speaker 3: There wasn't much control control.
Speaker 4: Red Bull should sponsor this event and bring it back. Jack.
Speaker 3: So I was saying to the team, and you guys
Speaker 3: didn't believe me, But I said, if we open the
Speaker 3: phones and ask people for alternative uses of a trampoline,
Speaker 3: I bet we'd get a very response from the listener.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, let's open the eyes. I'll tell you
Speaker 4: what that very response will be. Only you, Jack. I
Speaker 4: can't see anyone else, anyone else, three just myself.
Speaker 3: I had three different examples. You're telling me that people
Speaker 3: didn't use their trampolines in different ways?
Speaker 4: All right, there's one, two, three, four, fourteen members in
Speaker 4: front of me right now, raise your hand. If you
Speaker 4: had an alternative use for a trampoline, Patsy, Hm, what
Speaker 4: did the do? Not?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: We used to just wed it with the hoes and
Speaker 2: skiddle on it. But that's hardly did all all.
Speaker 14: Of you, wrapped in cotton wool, wake up, strapper, skateboard
Speaker 14: to your feet, live the life you're born to live.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 4: Did you use your trampoline for any of the means
Speaker 4: the three that Jack posted, or one other way? Whatever
Speaker 4: you where you used it other than what it was
Speaker 4: meant for. Bouncing on to quote Jack, we're looking for
Speaker 4: a varied response.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'Kyle show podcast.
Speaker 5: Our Hero of the day.
Speaker 4: There's this guy. There was an earthquake overnight three point eight.
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Speaker 5: How about that?
Speaker 12: The last earthquake above mag Jube four in the metro
Speaker 12: area was nineteen oh two. So this is largest earthquake
Speaker 12: in the Melbourne metropolitan area in over one hundred years.
Speaker 12: So how about that?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: Doctor Science? Christian Mike, my son kick too goals in
Speaker 5: his under eight game this weekend?
Speaker 4: How about that? You're all right? So Jack just told
Speaker 4: us how when he was a kid is trampoline they
Speaker 4: had not one, not two, three different uses for it.
Speaker 4: And I said, Jack, I'm not sure that anybody else
Speaker 4: would have an alternative use for trampoline other than trampolining
Speaker 4: on it.
Speaker 5: However, I'm wrong.
Speaker 4: There are so many people calling right now. Tim used
Speaker 4: to use the trampoline on its side as a cricket
Speaker 4: wicket keeper, so if the keeper didn't catch the board
Speaker 4: it which just bounced back at somebody. Christin, my friend
Speaker 4: and I made a trampoline skateboard home video. We used
Speaker 4: to call it dirty tramps. We used to have our
Speaker 4: tramp under the basketball ring for Michael Jordan's style dunk competitions.
Speaker 4: Mark Webber, that is a great idea, Christen. The same
Speaker 4: sport that Jack played on his trampoline, my brother's play.
Speaker 4: But they would attach the water skiing rope to a
Speaker 4: tree or the roof, take the fence off a weightboard,
Speaker 4: and hey, presto, tramp boarding was born. Easy.
Speaker 5: Great, let's stay some calls here.
Speaker 4: Tory, good morning, Okay, Tory, good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning.
Speaker 4: How are you very good?
Speaker 5: And what did you use your trampoline for?
Speaker 4: Tory?
Speaker 6: So we had the original, no cases or nets around
Speaker 6: the side.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the rusty old death trap, the o G Yeah, definitely,
Speaker 4: we've had some the brain shaker.
Speaker 6: But we found one in hard rubbish as well, and
Speaker 6: my little brother and I dragged it to the front
Speaker 6: yard and we would have one bouncing on one trampoline
Speaker 6: and the other one on the other, and then one
Speaker 6: would jump double bounce the other one and we would
Speaker 6: try and land on the roof.
Speaker 3: That is incredible, blend of the roof, that is wow.
Speaker 5: We a different time.
Speaker 4: You guys were shocked.
Speaker 3: When I told you that I was going from roof
Speaker 3: to trampoline, going trampoline to roof.
Speaker 4: The reverse the reverse double pike, that is, leaping out
Speaker 4: of the swimming pool onto the diving board. Tory. Those
Speaker 4: must have been just like the golden days of childhood, right.
Speaker 6: Oh, that were great. Look one time though, I did
Speaker 6: land not on the roof and not on the trampoline,
Speaker 6: but instead where we kept the bins, So you know,
Speaker 6: three brosers. But good times.
Speaker 4: That is how we learned though. That's how.
Speaker 3: You knew.
Speaker 4: There was no safety in it. There was literally no
Speaker 4: safety in it. You had to learn some skills otherwise
Speaker 4: that brain was getting smashed around. Tory. Thank you very
Speaker 4: much you called me. I have a good day.
Speaker 8: Thanks you too, Mark.
Speaker 4: We We're good. Mark.
Speaker 5: So like Jack post, what are you alternative use for
Speaker 5: your trampoline.
Speaker 8: Look, we used to.
Speaker 15: We got a pogo stick one year and so like Jack,
Speaker 15: we decided to strap on our shoot to the bottom
Speaker 15: of that because we were worried we go through it.
Speaker 15: So we starved off bouncing onto the trampline. But what
Speaker 15: ended up happening is we would bounce on the trampline
Speaker 15: with the post stick and try and get up into
Speaker 15: the trees and hang out at the branches of the
Speaker 15: tree before so you'd actually hang on to the pogo
Speaker 15: stick and then drop and fall down and try and
Speaker 15: bounce on the pogo stick. And there was many times
Speaker 15: that pogo stick went in places.
Speaker 3: That yeah, I bet pogo stick on the ground was
Speaker 3: already near impossible.
Speaker 4: To basically a cheap way to give a man of
Speaker 4: sex to me, but at a way too young age.
Speaker 15: Well, we had many users for the tramplate. It was
Speaker 15: the dessert spoon in the backyard.
Speaker 4: I think, oh, what a great phrase, the dessert spoon
Speaker 4: of the backyard. That is like Shakespeare. I love that much.
Speaker 5: That is that is what it was.
Speaker 4: You're right, the trampling golden.
Speaker 5: Days of childhood.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: You cool Mark all right, keep this coming.
Speaker 4: Alternative uses for your trampline, Jack, You were right, They
Speaker 4: do use some for alternative means.
Speaker 1: Look, Chris, you know Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian just hearing you talk about trampolinees the dessert spoon
Speaker 4: of the backyard. My boy used to love jumping off
Speaker 4: the roof and then onto the trampoline. Tania hasn't a
Speaker 4: SENTI the email. She's attached to video of her son
Speaker 4: doing it expertly judged, very soft drop onto the trampoline.
Speaker 4: No way is he going to go over the top.
Speaker 4: It's got the nets. Makes you think we should start
Speaker 4: a new thing listener home videos. Honestly, you must have
Speaker 4: more of these strange videos. We have so many videos
Speaker 4: now on our phone and stuff. But Tania, thank you
Speaker 4: very much for your email. Time now for today's time waste.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I forgot to tell you this, right
Speaker 4: spokes a friend of mine yesterday Thursday night. He went
Speaker 4: to the sp Did any of us know Russell Crowe?
Speaker 4: You know he's on talk moment his band Russell Crowe
Speaker 4: played the sp right and said he was happened to
Speaker 4: be having a drink. Yeah, mashed the blacker ticket, thought, oh,
Speaker 4: this is a bit a bit Otossey said, no, whate
Speaker 4: a lie. One of the best live music shows he's
Speaker 4: ever seen. Crowman, Crowman has an amazing voice. Get out
Speaker 4: of the wait, Jackman, the crow is in town. Yeah,
Speaker 4: apparently it was incredible, like really really good songs were good?
Speaker 3: Is it thirty odd foot of brunt? Is that the mayor?
Speaker 4: And I'm not sure if it's Stauber always remorphed into
Speaker 4: something else.
Speaker 5: Although it was just a band playing and the parent
Speaker 5: charisma of Russell Crowe.
Speaker 4: You just invite himself to join the band, steps up
Speaker 4: to the mic, yeah, said, No.
Speaker 5: One's saying a thing. Gladiat us here.
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Speaker 4: Waster Today. Today is National Best Friend Day. Guys, why
Speaker 4: don't we just go around the team. Let's name our
Speaker 4: best friend for me, Jamie King, Jack, who's your bestie.
Speaker 3: Christian and pats you guys are my best friends? Really?
Speaker 5: Come on?
Speaker 4: There are radio friends and then they're the real thing.
Speaker 3: It's controversy, too controversial for me to choose a best
Speaker 3: friend because my.
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ and the disciples. It's too controversial, outrage.
Speaker 3: My school friends are all on equal footing. I could
Speaker 3: never pick one up on the other.
Speaker 4: But between you and I, you do have a favorite,
Speaker 4: don't you. You just can't say. I get it.
Speaker 5: You do have a favorite, though I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't say.
Speaker 5: If you could only save one, you're saving one, aren't you?
Speaker 4: You know that person is in your mind? Patsy, who
Speaker 4: is it for you?
Speaker 2: I do agree with Jerry?
Speaker 4: Is it carry bigmore?
Speaker 3: Harold?
Speaker 2: Belinda Baddie? Both of them are kindred spirits.
Speaker 5: Oh that's lovely all right?
Speaker 4: On today National Best Friend Day, a research group at
Speaker 4: Kansas State University is found that every friendship group has
Speaker 4: five types of people. Okay, the nucleus central figure who
Speaker 4: brought the group together. The organizer always teachs initiative in
Speaker 4: organizing events that ain't me. The X factor, the personality
Speaker 4: who lifts the group's energy and drags them into adventures
Speaker 4: the parent, the responsible one often always in a relationship
Speaker 4: and looks after the others. The scab whoised to be
Speaker 4: the scab. The scab doesn't inviine any logistical helpen is
Speaker 4: often late and forgetful, Like.
Speaker 3: My friendship group is 'm the organizer and there's ten scabs.
Speaker 4: Oh just now, you couldn't pick between two of your
Speaker 4: beloved friends. Yeah, now he's calling them scabs. He can't pick.
Speaker 4: He's the scabbiest. All right. So we're looking for your
Speaker 4: friendly movies. Make a movie friendlier Tyler Durdan and fight Club.
Speaker 4: That's not a friendly movie. Kite Club.
Speaker 3: Fly, okay, very very good.
Speaker 4: Janiel day lewis not friendly and there will be blood.
Speaker 3: Oh no, but there will be bubble Silver's generous.
Speaker 4: Liam Neeson that is not you get on the wrong
Speaker 4: side of him. He is far farm friendly. I will
Speaker 4: find you and I will hurt you. What about not
Speaker 4: intaken but in given? And give you a gift? And
Speaker 4: oh yeah, green smile the green mile. Ain't you everyone
Speaker 4: on death row? All right, Jackie boy, make a movie friendly,
Speaker 4: Beauty and the Bestie. Oh, that's very good. That feels
Speaker 4: like a follow up to The farmer wants a Wife,
Speaker 4: Beauty and the best E coming soon to nine gold plus.
Speaker 3: Remember the film The Royal Ten and Balms great movie. No,
Speaker 3: they're now they're great friends, They're the loyal ten and
Speaker 3: bombs are so gold, very good, fifty first Mates, a
Speaker 3: Functionary Bronze and the great gas Baggy because you gas
Speaker 3: bag with your friends or those scabs.
Speaker 4: Sous.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're up against a bit, We're we're running a bit late. However,
Speaker 4: we have to come back to this tomorrow. Hugy Jack's
Speaker 4: doing a show from home. The moment, it's not very
Speaker 4: well and so Jack Huggy just popped in the studio
Speaker 4: like you know what he does. This is all warm
Speaker 4: us up. Basically, it's like a pacemaker for the last
Speaker 4: twenty minutes, it's like a radio fluffer.
Speaker 5: Anyway, he came here, goes.
Speaker 4: I used to do. You know, we'd like to drop
Speaker 4: a big thing sometimes like it's no biggie, but it's big.
Speaker 4: This is what they're do it. Yeah, it's to do
Speaker 4: a radio show a Russell Crowe.
Speaker 5: Anyway, how's your weekend? Where God had to gone? That
Speaker 5: is what he went. Anyway, how's the weekend to the show?
Speaker 5: And we have to come back to this.
Speaker 4: Mom. He did a radio show, The Frank infer To
Speaker 4: Radio Hour.
Speaker 3: Wait so no he had Russell Crown as a guest.
Speaker 3: No radio show with him, Honey and the crowd. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: that's the right it actually, because that's it.
Speaker 4: He's he would have cleared, you would have thrown shade,
Speaker 4: probably mentored Russell Klier actually if you think about it.
Speaker 5: But yeah, we have to come back to who knew?
Speaker 4: Tell you what? Guys?
Speaker 3: How about that?
Speaker 4: Yeah? All right? Friendly movies, friendier movies, best in Show,
Speaker 4: Jackie Boy, Red Hot Summer Tour, Double Bass.
Speaker 5: Yep, I get no confidence on that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm ready. I wish I had Russell Crowe has
Speaker 4: off sided. You could sing the songs I we need
Speaker 4: to play any Krah was gonna pay go your own way?
Speaker 5: Can you sing it?
Speaker 3: I'll be happy to sing side.
Speaker 4: You might be happy. But that The Hunt for the Friend.
Speaker 4: In October, Silver Edward Cuddley hands Mick well Done, Daydream
Speaker 4: on Elm Street, Silver Kill Bell with Kindness, Silver Pa,
Speaker 4: that's on, bo, don't throw Mama from the train, Come on, guys,
Speaker 4: the Bronze so Jeff Weekend at Besties Gold Jam g Gold,
Speaker 4: Oh Stewart, that is very good. We're asking to make
Speaker 4: a movie friendly and Jimmy g is very good, not shallow.
Speaker 4: How it's marshmallow. How the gold Brian mc williams. That's
Speaker 4: very good. The Great for Light, so much gratitude.
Speaker 3: That's gold as well.
Speaker 13: Edward Holding Hands, twelve Happy Men Silver, eight Smile Silver,
Speaker 13: The Hills have Lovely blue Eyes Gold.
Speaker 5: Phil, that's very good.
Speaker 4: Befriend it like Beckham gold and the Sorry Adam that
Speaker 4: was Romancing the Stone Silver, Help Mama from the Train
Speaker 4: Silver plus no Halloween Halloween Hellollo doesn't Indie band wing
Speaker 4: Do you remember those Halloween ground hug day Gold that's
Speaker 4: from Mud Greg. Nice mare on Elm Streets like a
Speaker 4: nice dream, a nice mare. I love that, Chris, I said,
Speaker 4: you give a new word phrasing it best. The side
Speaker 4: story set of West Side.
Speaker 13: Story Yeah Silver, Yeah, top fun instead of top gun silver.
Speaker 5: All right, who is off to red Hot Summer Tour.
Speaker 4: Let's give it to Jamaic g. Stuart Stewart deserved win
Speaker 4: of that. All right, we are back tomorrow. I think
Speaker 4: we're up to about ten or eleven alternative uses for trampolines.
Speaker 4: All right, and there are low more calls still coming
Speaker 4: in antext and emails. Let's see if we can bless
Speaker 4: you return to this.
Speaker 5: Thank you for leaning away from the try to get
Speaker 5: away from the mic.
Speaker 4: Don't worry that cheap o thing they've given you. You
Speaker 4: can't damage it with snot it might make it. We
Speaker 4: get it. Alternative uses for trampolines tomorrow. Can we get
Speaker 4: up to one hundred and one? We're up to about eleven.
Speaker 4: I think at the moment we are back tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4: We'll see tomorrow. Thanks for listening.
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