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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: You're about to hear our podcast, but you know you

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Speaker 2: can get it on the iHeartRadio app Carry on one

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Speaker 2: O one U S A f M.

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Speaker 3: Good morning.

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Speaker 4: Start shot right now, by the miracle of recording, We're

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Speaker 4: going to go to a recent Sunday morning service in

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Speaker 4: the which two precious little.

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Speaker 5: Girls will see in a dungeon somewhere in Sydney.

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Speaker 1: Miss killer Amanda, Amanda.

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Speaker 6: Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

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Speaker 7: Bad Amanda, Bad, bad Amanda.

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Speaker 2: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 8: I've been and he's pulling off, he says to me,

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Speaker 8: Jones personal friends, let's start wearing lipsticks.

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Speaker 6: Congratulations, man, we're in the radio right now. Josie and Amanda,

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Speaker 6: you're doing a great job. I'm not drunk. A couple

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Speaker 6: of drinks.

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Speaker 9: The legendary pirate Jersey and Amanda the actress.

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Speaker 6: You're not going to.

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Speaker 7: Amanda when those two go.

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Speaker 2: If I joyed anyone be a Selkie giant tool. No

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Speaker 2: apology could ever compensate Amanda for what.

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Speaker 5: Happened that night.

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Speaker 6: What you do a really good poo, wear a.

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Speaker 2: Mash good radio. Sorry a bit of a tangled twist set.

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Speaker 5: Shoe.

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Speaker 2: Timy, we're the hate today.

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Speaker 6: All right, this time yesterday, you're in pain. You had

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Speaker 6: any infection because you went into the water during all

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Speaker 6: the plops that was there.

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Speaker 2: Well, it was a surfes the other day it was

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Speaker 2: cracking waves.

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Speaker 6: But as you yourself said, you know, the waves were brown.

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Speaker 6: All the waves are broken.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I didn't wear my earplugs. I don't know

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Speaker 2: why didn't wear my earplugs. Usually I just get some

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Speaker 2: blue tack and putting in my ears, and I didn't

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Speaker 2: that particular day.

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Speaker 6: And ear infection infect you're better today, Yeah, just be blocked.

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Speaker 2: It's like I've got an FM radio in my head,

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Speaker 2: but not painful.

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Speaker 6: That's the thing.

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Speaker 2: Earache, it's the most and that's it's one of those

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Speaker 2: pains that you think, alwhere's my mum?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well when you are the mum, it's it's one

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Speaker 6: of the If your child has an ear infection and

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Speaker 6: they always come on in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 6: That's the only time our kids, really in their lives

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Speaker 6: have been to the doctor is when they have ear infections.

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Speaker 6: Because you can only zap it with antibiotics really, and

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Speaker 6: because it happens the night. You think I've got to

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Speaker 6: sit this out all night, poor little thing, till the morning.

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Speaker 2: That's what I had to do. Where were you sitting side,

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Speaker 2: weird heart? It's all right, tending to my fever brow

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Speaker 2: making me caps of tea.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I'm glad you're feeling better, Thank you. Do

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Speaker 6: you know what we're talking to on our show today?

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Speaker 6: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton. She really is the

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Speaker 6: woman who was credited with the famous for being famous phenomena,

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Speaker 6: someone who just parlayed being famous into earning a lot

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Speaker 6: I find really interesting is that she was the leader

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Speaker 6: of She was the zeitguys. She was the it girl,

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Speaker 6: and then along came King Kardash, and along came a

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Speaker 6: whole lot of other ones. But she still hasn't faded

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Speaker 6: into obscurity, staying ahead of the curve, and she's it's

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Speaker 6: really interesting how she's done.

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Speaker 2: She gave us Kim Kardashi.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she was her assistant friend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, assistant.

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Speaker 6: I think that's how they see them.

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Speaker 2: That's what you have, isn't it.

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Speaker 6: That's you?

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Speaker 2: Oh am, I I've been bumped up the order. Yay

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Speaker 2: me also ten thousand dollars with headgjam. We'll have that

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Speaker 2: for you this morning, and we can't do anything until

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Speaker 2: we do the Magnificent seven questioned one.

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Speaker 6: A pianist is a person who plays what instrument?

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Speaker 2: Thirteen WSFM, Why don't you call us some play? It's

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Speaker 2: six past six WSFM?

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Speaker 10: What I want?

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Speaker 2: Point seven WSFM? Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda. Partly

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Speaker 2: cloudy today, twenty four degrees in the city, twenty seven

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Speaker 2: is nine past six. The Magnificent seven starts basically seven questions.

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Speaker 2: Can go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly.

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Speaker 6: Question one pretty straightforward. Let's see how Jody from Mount

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Speaker 6: Hunter goes. Hello, Jody, Jody, Jody, jo Joe did Jody?

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Speaker 11: Hello?

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Speaker 6: A pianist is a person who plays what instrument? Jody

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Speaker 6: a piano?

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Speaker 2: Correct Let's play lyrical assassins share we This is when

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Speaker 2: I quote the lyrics of a song and you have

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Speaker 2: to guess what the song is. Do you understand, Amanda?

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Speaker 6: Yes, I do, Brenda, but I just sometimes you get

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Speaker 6: confused with this. Well, what's the one I confuse it

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Speaker 2: The what's my line? Sing it to me every I've

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Speaker 2: got nine lives, cat's eyes, I got nine lives cats eye?

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Speaker 6: Can you sing it a bit?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not singing. It's a lyrical assassin. I got

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Speaker 2: nine lives, I got nine lives cat's eyes.

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Speaker 11: Oh no, I dear hang on, it's hard.

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Speaker 6: I don't know it either.

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, Bond Scott passed away yesterday. It's something to

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Speaker 2: do with this band. If that helps. Jonathan of Worrington downs.

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Speaker 6: Hi, Jonathan, Hello, Hello, sing will.

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Speaker 2: Say fine lives cats eyes?

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Speaker 6: What's the song?

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Speaker 8: John, It's hard.

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Speaker 6: Sing it? Just sing?

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Speaker 2: I'm not No, No, that ruins it. That ruins the

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Speaker 2: whole lyrical assassin.

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Speaker 6: All right, Well that's question number two. What is it again?

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Speaker 2: I got nine lives, cats size.

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Speaker 6: It's by a CDC. I think we've determined that we've

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Speaker 6: nailed that. All right.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen WSFM is our numbers, eleven past six one on

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Speaker 2: one point seven WSFM. Hello there, it's Jonesy demanded. You

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Speaker 2: can listen to us twenty four to seven on the

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Speaker 2: free iHeartRadio app part of Cloudy Today twenty four degrees

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Speaker 2: in the city twenty seven in our west right now,

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Speaker 2: it's nineteen degrees. It's twenty past six, the magnificent seven.

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Speaker 6: We're up to question number two, which is this. This

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Speaker 6: is where there are lyrics to a song. You have

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Speaker 6: to tell us what the song is. Jones is the

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Speaker 6: keeper of the secrets today.

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Speaker 2: What's the secrets?

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Speaker 6: Tell us?

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Speaker 2: I just do the lyrical assassiny. You get confused about

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Speaker 2: what's my line and sing it back to me to

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Speaker 2: two different mechanics, as we say on the trap, But

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Speaker 2: give me the lyrics. Lyrics are I've got nine lives,

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Speaker 2: cat's eyes, abusing every one of them, and running wine.

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Speaker 6: I said earlier, it's a ACDC song.

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Speaker 2: Williams in Homeboys, William, can you.

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Speaker 6: Tell us what the song is?

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Speaker 12: In Black?

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Speaker 2: Is it gosh? It's back in Black? Bon Scott passed

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Speaker 2: away yesterday, forty years ago.

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Speaker 6: He's not even in that band at this stage.

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Speaker 2: Fun fact, William, are you up for a fun fact?

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Speaker 2: Bon Scott actually played drums on Back in Black as

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Speaker 2: a test thing. Angus Young was in the studio tooling

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Speaker 2: around with Malcolm on Back in Black the song, and

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Speaker 2: Bon was walking past the studio and Bond used to

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Speaker 6: Out, little knowing that that'd be a big song after his.

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Speaker 2: Tribute song after his death.

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Speaker 6: Question number three, what does the Kelvin scale measure? What

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Speaker 6: is the Kelvin scale measure?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Sorry, it's something that we use a lot, Jonesy says

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Speaker 6: it on the show. He gives us the time and

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Speaker 6: then he uses the Kelvin scale to tell us something else.

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Speaker 2: Ryan's in Penrith, Hi, Ryan, do.

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Speaker 6: You know what the Kelvin scale measures?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, so it measures temperature, Yes it does.

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Speaker 2: What food item? Is a Waterford blah? Is it a

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Speaker 2: a bread roll, be a fish or see a type

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Speaker 2: of pasta?

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Speaker 6: The Waterford bla bl double aasta, No it's not, Sorry Ryan.

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Speaker 6: Joanne's in Liverpool, Hi, Joe Anne. Hi there the Waterford blar?

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Speaker 6: Is it a bread roll or a fish? No, it's not.

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Speaker 2: By the powers of deduction, Steward of Bradbury should be

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Speaker 6: This high Stewart Waterford blar, a bread roll, a fish

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Speaker 6: or a type of pasta?

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Speaker 12: Absolutely bread?

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Speaker 2: Yes it is soft ones.

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Speaker 6: You yeah, veg you might and are on one of

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Speaker 2: Know I like lately? Baps?

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Speaker 6: Do you like baps? Baps like this? A flowery roll?

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Speaker 2: Is baps more of a triangle issue?

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Speaker 6: Yes, that's true, all right. Flutter is a group named

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Speaker 6: for what creatures? So we have a pot of dolphins,

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Speaker 6: a herd of goats, A flutter of what.

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Speaker 11: Pigeons?

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Speaker 6: No, Jacob's something smaller and prettier than the pigeon. Jacobs

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Speaker 6: something they might land on a flower A flutter of.

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Speaker 2: Yes. Paris Hilton is the heiress of which large hotel chain.

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Speaker 6: Yes, question says she's on our show today. Question seven

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Speaker 6: for you. Australia is up against whom tomorrow in the

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Speaker 6: Women's Tea twenty World Cup. Who's Australia playing?

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Speaker 2: Congratulations Jacob. The crowd goes crazy. You've won the jam

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Speaker 2: packed my man, I haven't dollars to spend. A baby

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Speaker 2: Vista world famous desserts and bay Vista paramatter and brightener sense,

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Speaker 2: a family passed to Taronga Zoo's Sydney and Jonesie nomandic

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Speaker 2: character cheers for the current and some Stateler pencils. There

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Speaker 2: you go, Jacob, Good on you. Jacob crag goes crazy

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Speaker 2: for Jacob once again. It'll be back again tomorrow, the

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Speaker 2: Magnificent seven. It's twenty two past six one at one

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Speaker 2: point seven WSVM.

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Speaker 6: The Jarmanac is our big book of musical facts. On

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Speaker 6: this day. In nineteen seventy eight, Abba was a number

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Speaker 6: one on the charts with take a Chance on Me.

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Speaker 6: It was the group's seventh number one. The song came

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Speaker 6: about after Biorn was out jogging. As he ran, he

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Speaker 6: sang a kind of rhythm to himself as he was jogging.

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Speaker 6: This evolved into the line take a chance on me.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 6: It was Abba, though, who took a chance on their

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Speaker 6: band name many years ago. The band, as we Know

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Speaker 6: was named after the band members, Agnetha Foss got Agog

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Speaker 6: as we know with a normal out, you're an Orvus

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Speaker 6: with his own normal out. Benny Andersons let the Swedes

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Speaker 6: down without and Anna fried Leik start. But they had

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Speaker 6: to go through legal negotiations with a seafood company for

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Speaker 6: the rights to use their name. Abba was a seafood company.

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Speaker 6: It had been canning herring since the eighteen hundreds under

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Speaker 2: They like the they like the fish, the Swedes.

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Speaker 6: I knew there was something fishy about Abba. Let's hear it.

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Speaker 2: Well at one point seven WSFM, Hello there, it's Jonesy

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Speaker 2: demand of Partler, cloudy twenty four degrees in the city,

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Speaker 2: twenty seven in our west. Right now it was eighteen degrees.

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Speaker 2: It is seven to seven. I was watching Meredith First

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Speaker 6: See everyone's watching it. Everyone knows it's fake, and everyone's

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Speaker 2: When you watch a soap opera, you enjoyed a sap proper.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's still soap opera.

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Speaker 2: It still a sap opera. And it's just fun to watch.

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Speaker 6: Two thousand.

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Speaker 6: We have a couple of great guests today. We've got

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Speaker 8: Good morning, Joanie.

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Speaker 6: And demand is ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: There is ten thousand dollars. Thirteen WSFM is our number.

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Speaker 6: If you do all that correctly, you get ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Jane is in Campbelltown.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Jane, how do you want to play today?

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Speaker 13: Of it? All the way?

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Speaker 6: Play all the way?

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Speaker 2: Jane.

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Speaker 6: That's not a phrase you thought you'd associate with yourself

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Speaker 6: this morning. All right, Jane, you're ready. You're going for

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Speaker 6: Which country was Bruce Springsteen born in? What animal features

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Speaker 2: Amazones, Jane, you're some of the way. Jane.

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Speaker 6: That's an even better name to have. It's some of

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Speaker 6: Thanks Jane, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: It'll be back again tomorrow. Head Jam another ten thousand

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Speaker 6: Come up next to man has caused a man's name,

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Speaker 2: WSFM one on one point a WSFM, Good morning to you.

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Speaker 2: It's Jonesy and Amanda Partler. Cloudy, twenty four degrees in

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Speaker 6: Tell you the story of a man called Stephen Chicken.

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Speaker 2: There's Stephen Chicken.

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Speaker 6: Why are you laughing? Well, see this is the bane

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Speaker 6: He's told this story that's gone viral. Where he went

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Speaker 2: She thinks his name's a joke.

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Speaker 6: So when he told this story online, other people joined in.

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Speaker 6: And there's some person whose name is waiting Wai surname ting.

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Speaker 6: He said, how anything I feel? And a guy called

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Speaker 2: His sister is a police and her.

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Speaker 6: because her surname was Chicken as well. She said she

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Speaker 6: This is what she wrote, I used to work in

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Speaker 6: a tinner tomatoes, her name becomes Sharon Tomato.

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Speaker 2: Sharon Dolmeo.

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Speaker 6: You know, be hard. If people think your name is

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Speaker 2: Well you look at a mightdy Python gave us. Mightdy

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Speaker 2: Python gave me the whole name is a jack. Remember

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Speaker 14: Name is Smoke too much. Mister smoke too much, Well,

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Speaker 14: better cut up down a little. Then, Oh, I see

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Speaker 14: Bet you go people thinking chokes a bunch of name

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, maybe that's something the tribal drama.

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Speaker 6: Let's do it because maybe you've had to go through

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Speaker 2: Maybe Yeah, people thinks my name's a joke.

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Speaker 6: That's the worst name I ever heard. God, how harsh.

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Speaker 6: I'm out of the match. Tickets to see Elton John

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Speaker 6: live in his last ever Australian show in March thirteen.

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Speaker 2: WSFM give us a call us twelve past seven.

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Speaker 2: Top of the body to the tribal dramas beating or

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Speaker 2: because of a man called Stephen Chicken, that's the worst

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Speaker 6: Well doesn't have to be the worst name until he's

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Speaker 6: You know this is what we're discussing this morning. People

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Speaker 2: Richard's in consule, Hello, Richard, James An. There's always trouble

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Speaker 6: Is that what the trouble is?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, well my surname is Bone, Richard Bone.

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Speaker 7: Richard Bone. Yet and my parents obviously didn't think much

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Speaker 6: You know, I don't know what to say. Has it

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Speaker 9: Uh?

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Speaker 7: it's true.

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Speaker 2: Was it were the children kind at school?

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Speaker 8: The massive kids are Okay.

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Speaker 7: It was more when I got older, so it became

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Speaker 4: More wealthever reckoned.

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Speaker 2: Well, lucky you've come to a mature hub, Richard, and

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Speaker 2: we will make no jokes.

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Speaker 6: No jokes at all, jokes about Richard. Thank you for sharing, Richard.

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Speaker 7: Thanks all right.

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Speaker 6: People think my name is a joke, but they're good

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Speaker 2: Seventeen past seven, Well I one point seven WSFM. Well

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Speaker 2: I want point seven WSFM. Hell, it's Jonesy and Amanda

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Speaker 2: part of Cloudy twenty four degrees in the city, twenty

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Speaker 2: It's twenty two past seven, so it would be hard

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Speaker 2: for Steven Chicken. He goes into Nando's for something to eat.

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Speaker 6: Yes, and because it's crowded, he can't get a table.

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Speaker 6: He's on the waiting list. He sees the waitress look

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Speaker 6: because he thinks someone's put his name down there. Someone's

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Speaker 2: Tribal drummers been beating. People think my name is a joke.

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Speaker 6: We've heard from Richard Richard Bone this morning.

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Speaker 2: I was just thinking. Richard said his parents really didn't

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Speaker 6: Well, remember we had a gaming minister called Richard Face.

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Speaker 6: They were innocent times where people didn't shorten Richard necessarily

444
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Speaker 6: speakers rudely.

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Speaker 2: But that ad I like, you know, if you seen

446
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Speaker 2: the ad Kallam Murray Callam.

447
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:17,880
Speaker 6: Murray to the seafood Oil decides to call him Jack

448
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Speaker 6: Murray instead.

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Speaker 2: Think of these things.

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Speaker 6: Kelly is in Lemia, Okay, Kelly, is it your name?

451
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Speaker 6: People think as a joke.

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Speaker 13: Good morning guys, how are you both?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 13: That's great, No, it's not. Actually about thirty three years ago.

455
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Speaker 13: I did music in high school and we had Missed

456
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Speaker 13: Pain as our teacher, and she left teaching to go

457
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Speaker 13: and join the army and she became private pain.

458
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Speaker 6: That's hard too, isn't it. She wasn't misparts.

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Speaker 2: Wendy's an eagle base.

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Speaker 6: Hi, Wendy, is your name of joke?

461
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Speaker 13: Not me?

462
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Speaker 11: But we made fun of one. Many years ago.

463
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Speaker 13: I was overseas competing and we got introduced to people

464
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Speaker 13: from other countries.

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Speaker 11: This gentleman comes back. He says his name was bum

466
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Speaker 11: s u k s bullsok sou.

467
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Speaker 13: That no named him bum sucks.

468
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Speaker 3: So when he loved it, and.

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Speaker 2: He loved it, clarify it was bum sucks.

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Speaker 6: Well, I think bum suck foo. I think you've transposed

471
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Speaker 6: the two in the middle when you just told us.

472
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Speaker 6: Then it's all right. People think my name is a joke,

473
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Speaker 6: will do it?

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Speaker 2: More of you called WSFM. It's twenty four past seven.

475
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Speaker 6: Extra I have is tequila and popular curve a double.

476
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Speaker 2: Good body to you. The tribal drum has been beating.

477
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Speaker 2: This is after Steven Chicken went into Nando's to get

478
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Speaker 2: a table. Who books a table at Nando's by.

479
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Speaker 6: The way, Well, he turned up and they were waiting

480
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Speaker 6: for a table, so they had to write their name

481
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Speaker 6: on a clipboard and the waitress is looking down the list,

482
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Speaker 6: ignores his name and just gives someone else the table

483
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Speaker 6: because she thinks his name is a joke. Stephen Chicken

484
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Speaker 6: in Nando's.

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Speaker 2: Tribal drum has been beating people think my name's a joke.

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Speaker 2: That's the worst name I ever heard. Christine's at Beverly Hills.

487
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Speaker 6: Hi, Christine, is it your name you're talking about?

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Speaker 9: Ah, yes it is. It was my maiden name. So yeah,

489
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Speaker 9: I had a lot of interesting times growing up. There's

490
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Speaker 9: a bit of a story behind it, but what it

491
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Speaker 9: ended up being was basically Amos, who was the zed

492
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Speaker 9: on the end was but my Polish grandparents emigrated after

493
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Speaker 9: the war and it was supposed to be a young

494
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Speaker 9: Ja and us Z and it got miss pronounced and

495
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Speaker 9: miss put down because they didn't speak English very well.

496
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Speaker 9: So that's what I ended up with. So it's a

497
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Speaker 9: bit of it was very interesting growing up as a girl.

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Speaker 6: So hard and did you pronounce it as.

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Speaker 9: Uh yeah an or a nurse. So there are still

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Speaker 9: some obviously my family that still have that name. Yes, yeah,

501
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Speaker 9: that they pronounce it.

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Speaker 6: But in any assembly, at any doctor surgery, anywhere you're

503
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Speaker 6: lining up, they're.

504
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Speaker 2: Going to say, as Aus, what are you here for?

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Speaker 6: Yeh, Luckily you got married and changed your name Christine.

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Speaker 2: That's good. Kathy's in mcquarie Park, Allo, Kathy, Hi.

507
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Speaker 11: Guys tell you very well.

508
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Speaker 6: Do people think your name's joke?

509
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Speaker 9: Yeah?

510
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Speaker 11: They did. My father was Hungarian and my maiden name

511
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Speaker 11: was Santa as in Ho ho Ho Merry Christmas.

512
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Speaker 6: Yeah, very so how was that growing up?

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Speaker 11: It was well in the seventies, Amanda, we had telephone books,

514
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Speaker 11: didn't we caod looking at the telephone book and met

515
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Speaker 11: f Santa in Canberra. It was the only Santa. So

516
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Speaker 11: we used to get letters and phone calls in December

517
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Speaker 11: and November December looking to talk to Santa Claus.

518
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Speaker 6: And what would you do?

519
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Speaker 11: There's nothing that you could really do. You just laugh

520
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Speaker 11: and say you know, he's a bit busy or you

521
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Speaker 11: know you you wouldn't answer this letters of course, but

522
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Speaker 11: yeah you're just saying, oh see I just busy on

523
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Speaker 11: the phone, and yeah, that's a.

524
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Speaker 2: Big burden if little kids respond, kid, I want a bicycle,

525
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Speaker 2: yours will soon.

526
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Speaker 6: Send me fifty dollars.

527
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Speaker 2: I've been watching you.

528
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Speaker 6: You're right all printed in the phone book. Thank you, Kathy.

529
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Speaker 2: I will take some more of these if you've got

530
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Speaker 2: some more people think. My name's Jogi's twenty two to

531
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Speaker 2: eight and the pub test is coming up next WSFM

532
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Speaker 2: one a point, WSFM, Hello there, it's Jensey, demand a partner,

533
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Speaker 2: Cloudy twenty four degrees in the city twenty seven in

534
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Speaker 2: our west. Right now in his eighteen degrees, it is

535
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Speaker 2: ninety to wait into the Jonesy demand of arms for

536
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Speaker 2: the pub test this morning celebrating Captain Cook. Does it

537
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Speaker 2: pass the pub test well?

538
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Speaker 6: Commemorations are looming for the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary

539
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Speaker 6: of Captain Cook landing in Australia, and there were a

540
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Speaker 6: number of events planned around this. A number of those

541
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Speaker 6: have been pared back or canceled in light of people

542
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Speaker 6: not feeling comfortable about celebrating Captain Cook. The Morrison government

543
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Speaker 6: last year allocated sixty million dollars to commemorate the start

544
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Speaker 6: of Australia's colonization, and the Primis has declared that some

545
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Speaker 6: of that money will be used to fund the Australian

546
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Speaker 6: National Maritime Museum's replica of the Endeavor to circumnavigate the

547
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Speaker 6: country in a commemorative voyage, but.

548
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Speaker 2: Never circumnavigated the country in the Endeavor.

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Speaker 6: Interesting. So when the two hundredth anniversary, it was a

550
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Speaker 6: big deal. The Queen came to Australia, many celebrations because

551
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Speaker 6: we were saying hurrah. It was the beginning of the

552
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Speaker 6: Empire coming down under. Now not everyone likes to feel

553
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Speaker 6: that they can commemorate that because it's the beginning of

554
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Speaker 6: some people seeing it as a European invasion. So us

555
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Speaker 6: peeling back the celebrations is up for conjecture.

556
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Speaker 2: I think it's an interesting one, isn't it. On one hand,

557
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Speaker 2: being a wide Australian who eighth generation Australian, I don't

558
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Speaker 2: have a problem with Captain Cook or acknowledging the fact

559
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Speaker 2: that he discovered Australia in two hundred and fifty years ago.

560
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Speaker 2: Having said that, though it is it's a sensitive topic.

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Speaker 2: So me as a long term Australian with a white background,

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Speaker 2: I can understand both sides of this.

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Speaker 6: Also, he was an extraordinary navigator. Yeah, his feats were

564
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Speaker 6: quite extraorll.

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Speaker 2: He's been demonized a lot as well, you know, like

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Speaker 2: some guy said that Germany doesn't celebrate Hitler. Captain Cook

567
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 2: was nothing like hit Like. Captain Cook was an explorer,

568
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Speaker 2: He wasn't a desk plotch.

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Speaker 6: It was the politics that came after that have taken

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Speaker 6: us down this path. But by ignoring Captain Cook does

571
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Speaker 6: that change how we live? Now? How about we phrase

572
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 6: it like this, celebrating Captain Cook? Does it pass the

573
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Speaker 6: pub test? Should we be celebrating the two hundred and

574
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Speaker 6: fiftith anniversary of his landing?

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Speaker 2: What do you think? Thirteen WSFM? We'd love to hear

576
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Speaker 2: from you. Peter Helli is going to be joining us

577
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Speaker 2: next at sixteen to wait one on one point seven WSFM.

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Speaker 2: Hello there, it's Jonesy demand of public. Cloudy twenty four

579
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Speaker 2: degrees in the city, twenty seven in our west. Right

580
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Speaker 2: now it is eighteen degrees. It is eight to eight.

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Speaker 6: You know what, our next guest would be really annoying

582
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Speaker 6: if we didn't like him so much. He's such an overachiever.

583
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Speaker 6: This is his list of accomplishments. A feature film and

584
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Speaker 6: sit coms start producer, director, a stand up comedian, A

585
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Speaker 6: best selling children's author. He graces our screens on the

586
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Speaker 6: Project most nights, but he's gracing us right here, right now.

587
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Speaker 6: Peter Hellia, Hello, Hello Amanda, Hello Jones, Hello Peter.

588
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Speaker 2: And I like you probably no, I do like you

589
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Speaker 2: very much. I think we've formed a bond.

590
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Speaker 3: We have, we have, We're close. We're close, like right now.

591
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 4: Obviously the listeners can't hear it, but we we are

592
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 4: giving ourselves that little heart signal, you know that people give.

593
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 4: They make the little heart seal next to their chest.

594
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Speaker 4: We're training at each other.

595
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Speaker 6: My hands don't do that easily.

596
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Speaker 2: A man is after he cans cut.

597
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Speaker 3: The same I really have to think about it.

598
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Speaker 4: Was jumping my oldest son after the school for camp yesterday,

599
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 4: earlyer than he usually goes, and I was joking with him.

600
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Speaker 4: I said, how about you get out of the car.

601
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Speaker 4: I'll say, okay, you go to the bus, and then

602
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Speaker 4: i'll get that just about you. As about you jump

603
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 4: on the bus. I'll jump out of my car and

604
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 4: you yell like Liam, and then I'll do the heart

605
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,239
Speaker 4: signal to you and point at you. I said, well,

606
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Speaker 4: that'd be cool, and I couldn't. Actually, I realized I

607
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 4: couldn't do the heart. It was more like a it

608
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 4: was more like a pizza of bum that I was

609
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Speaker 4: actually during.

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Speaker 6: Your week at camp.

611
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Speaker 2: So and Liam was all for that.

612
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Speaker 4: He was all for it, he shouted at then pretty

613
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Speaker 4: quickly he did suggest I'd do it with my for

614
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Speaker 4: my younger brother, his younger brother.

615
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Speaker 2: After of course he said he would enjoy it.

616
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Speaker 6: Yes, are you an embarrassing father?

617
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Speaker 4: I don't think I am, But I like the joke

618
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 4: about those kinds of things, you know. I used to

619
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Speaker 4: do a wrap when they were a bit younger, called

620
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Speaker 4: Macon bacon and every they used to always have bacon

621
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Speaker 4: weekends for breakfast. And I would always come in and go, yeah,

622
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Speaker 4: we're making beacon and I'm not feaking. Who's up for

623
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Speaker 4: the teaking?

624
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Speaker 10: Like?

625
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Speaker 3: And they just at first, like they grinned. At first,

626
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Speaker 3: it was the best I got.

627
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Speaker 4: But then it because I knew it kind of made

628
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Speaker 4: them a bit uncomfortable.

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Speaker 3: I just went for it.

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Speaker 4: And then and then eventually like the rap got longer,

631
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Speaker 4: and then I said, I would say, listen to the

632
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Speaker 4: principal got into contact and he wants me to wrap

633
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Speaker 4: at the assembly.

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Speaker 3: Are you guys up for that? And then Eventually I

635
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Speaker 3: was Okay, it's gone too far.

636
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Speaker 4: I need to stop. And I thought, this is going

637
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Speaker 4: to be the last one. This is going to be

638
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Speaker 4: the last one. And I went out and I did

639
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 4: the rap and they're like that, they're not even looking

640
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Speaker 4: at me anymore. And then but then my wife comes in,

641
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Speaker 4: and she's never joined in. She starts coming in and

642
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 4: harmonizing with the rap, and they're like the look of

643
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Speaker 4: betrayal on their faces, like, I'm not you.

644
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Speaker 2: So because they're so sensitive. My daughter, when she was

645
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Speaker 2: in high school, all I said to a teacher was

646
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Speaker 2: how you doing? And Raymany said, Dad, I just go

647
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 2: just guys, I said, well, I can't greet the teacher,

648
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Speaker 2: just get out of here.

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Speaker 4: I go into my shell a little bit, to be honest,

650
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Speaker 4: when their mates come over, because I think subconsciously I

651
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 4: am a bit embarrassed about embarrassing, you know, fearful of

652
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 4: embarrassing them. So I kind of like there are times

653
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 4: that their mates go over and I probably come off

654
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Speaker 4: as like quite standoffish, but I won't even go and

655
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Speaker 4: say hello because I'm just like, I don't want to.

656
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Speaker 4: I don't want to get in their way. It's my home,

657
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 4: my parents never felt like that. My dad would walk

658
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Speaker 4: around with his shoes with his test he is hanging out.

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Speaker 6: That rat was terrible. You have a new stand up

660
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Speaker 6: show called Loopy. What are you looking at in Loopy?

661
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Speaker 3: Well, it's I do a show every two years.

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Speaker 4: That's my kind of thing because I feel like it

663
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Speaker 4: gives myself a chance to evolve a little bit. It

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Speaker 4: gives the world a chance to change, and I can

665
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Speaker 4: kind of I feel like I can see it a

666
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Speaker 4: bit clearer in my own mind. You know, I'm usually

667
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 4: trying to work things out. And what I've noticed with

668
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Speaker 4: this show, when I've been on a compiled material is like,

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Speaker 4: I feel like we're as confused as we've ever been,

670
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Speaker 4: and in a way as divided as we've ever been.

671
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Speaker 4: And there I was on a train recently and a

672
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Speaker 4: guy has said to me out of the blue. He

673
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Speaker 4: just said to me, everything you believe is true and

674
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Speaker 4: the rest is bullshit. And I was like, cool, he

675
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Speaker 4: obviously knows who I am, He's watched the project, he

676
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Speaker 4: knows my views. But then he said and vice versa,

677
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Speaker 4: and that twisted my little mind into a pretzel. And

678
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Speaker 4: I wasn't sure if this guy was a weirdo or

679
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Speaker 4: a genius or maybe a bit of both. So I

680
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 4: thought a lot about that because we are getting really divided,

681
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 4: like there's this outrage culture. Nobody wants to admit that

682
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Speaker 4: they're wrong, which I think like every time we discuss

683
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Speaker 4: anything of note, it becomes competitive. I think, as OSSI

684
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Speaker 4: as we love our sport, and we've brought sport into

685
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Speaker 4: the idea of arguing, and it's a really powerful thing

686
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Speaker 4: to I think, to admit that you can be wrong.

687
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Speaker 4: I mean I've done. I was wrong about cats. I

688
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 4: was wrong about not the movie absolutely, but I was

689
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Speaker 4: wrong about mushrooms, you know.

690
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Speaker 2: And what were you wrong about mushrooms about?

691
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Speaker 4: I hated mushrooms. I hated mushrooms. I thought, O rogant,

692
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Speaker 4: I thought, what do they need their own bag?

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Speaker 8: You know?

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Speaker 3: What's that about?

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Speaker 14: You know?

696
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Speaker 3: I hated cats. Now I have a cat. I love

697
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Speaker 3: my cat, you know.

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Speaker 4: And I remember being on a date in my early

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Speaker 4: twenties and I was with a girl that I quite liked,

700
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Speaker 4: and I think she quite liked me, and we kind

701
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Speaker 4: of started speaking about maybe traveling, you know, maybe even

702
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Speaker 4: going on a trip overseas together. And she was like

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Speaker 4: high cultured, you know, She was into like fancy kind

704
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Speaker 4: of art, you know, not my dick jokes. So I

705
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Speaker 4: tried to impress her and I said, yeah, I've always

706
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Speaker 4: wanted to go to Italy, and I've always one of

707
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Speaker 4: the go see Michelangelo's sixteenth chap And this is the

708
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Speaker 4: mid nineteen nineties. I was a straight white man. I

709
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Speaker 4: had no reason to believe I was wrong. And she

710
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Speaker 4: said to me very kindly, she said, yeah, I think yeah,

711
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Speaker 4: I've always wanted to go to the sixteen chapel.

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Speaker 2: Chapel, yeah, not the sixteenth one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I said, no, I'm pretty sure it's the

714
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Speaker 4: sixteenth Chapel. And then she was so good about it.

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Speaker 4: She said, do you want to visit any of these

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Speaker 4: other fifteen chapels?

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Speaker 2: Did you round first base?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: No, I excuse myself. I pretended to go to the

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Speaker 3: bathroom and I left.

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Speaker 6: From what you do now? Is she she'd google it?

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Speaker 6: She said, look at this, she w idiot, yes.

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Speaker 4: Exactly that this is pret Google. At least it wasn't

724
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Speaker 4: on our phones. You know, I had Snake on my phone.

725
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Speaker 3: That was about it back then. And then this is

726
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Speaker 3: outrage culture. This is kind of you know, weird.

727
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Speaker 4: I remember tweeting, you know about Serena Williams winning the

728
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Speaker 4: Estray and I but when she was pregnant, and I said,

729
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Speaker 4: you know, and she still had less mood swings than

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Speaker 4: Nick Kurios and got like and I got lots of

731
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Speaker 4: love and lots of mainly women, to be honest, with

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Speaker 4: lots of retweets. I thought, lots of likes. And there

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Speaker 4: was one person. One person got offended and it was

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Speaker 4: a It was a man and and you know, I didn't.

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Speaker 4: I didn't respond to him. But judging by his profile,

736
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Speaker 4: aric and single. And he said, ah, yes, another male

737
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Speaker 4: comedian making another sexist joke. And I thought, well, I

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Speaker 4: I I didn't really think about it. I had to

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Speaker 4: go and work my way through it. I was thinking,

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Speaker 4: am I being Is it offensive? And I thought, I'm

741
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Speaker 4: only really suggesting that women have mood swings when they

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Speaker 4: are pregnant.

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Speaker 3: You know, some women do.

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Speaker 4: And I had to think about my wife? Did my

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Speaker 4: wife and of course she did. My wife wake up

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Speaker 4: in the middle of the.

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Speaker 3: Night once when she was pregnant and she said, oh,

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Speaker 3: I've had a dream.

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Speaker 2: I've had a dream.

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Speaker 4: And I said, what was a dream about? She said, well,

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Speaker 4: I I was having my It was that time of

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Speaker 4: the month, you know. I tried to keep it a

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Speaker 4: radio clear. It was that time of the month, but

754
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,240
Speaker 4: instead of like what usually comes out, it was maple syrup.

755
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Speaker 4: And I couldn't find my my sanitary products to contain

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Speaker 4: the maple syrup. And I said, it were well because

757
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Speaker 4: you didn't need it your sanitary produce. You needed waffles.

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Speaker 4: And she, I'm gonna say she didn't laugh as much

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Speaker 4: as I thought she would, but she didn't say anything,

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Speaker 4: and I thought she got away with it. And then

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Speaker 4: I woke up ten minutes later after I went to

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Speaker 4: sleep and my chest hair was on fire. I thought, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I didn't. I didn't get away with that. I didn't

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Speaker 4: get away with it.

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Speaker 6: But you're right, it's the outrage culture. I think you've

766
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 6: got so much fodder.

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Speaker 2: You've got your you've got the material coming out the wazoo,

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Speaker 2: if you can say wazoo anymore. Peter, It's always great

769
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Speaker 2: to see you. Catch Peter Hellier in his stand up

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Speaker 2: show Loopy. Tickets available from ticketmaster dot com, dot are you,

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Speaker 2: Thank you?

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Speaker 4: Peter fantastic and this weekend, Sam the Wonderful Sam Tawton

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Speaker 4: is my support act this week is a fantastic.

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Speaker 6: Your athletic support for the weekend.

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Speaker 4: Yes, he basically give me the rub rubb down, nice

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Speaker 4: go and do the heart signal to Pete.

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Speaker 2: It's coming up to eight o'clock. Head jam and not

778
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Speaker 2: head jam. Paris hillt Paris Hilton.

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Speaker 6: Got the pun test and Paris Hilton is going to

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Speaker 6: be joining a WS.

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Speaker 3: Right now.

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Speaker 2: Your windows, stick your head on a yell down to

783
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Speaker 2: the Jonesy no matter of arms. This morning the pub

784
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Speaker 2: Test celebrating Captain Cooked as it passed the pub Test.

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Speaker 6: Well, we're coming up to the twenty two hundred and

786
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Speaker 6: fiftieth anniversary of Captain Cook's landing. Fifty years ago. The

787
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 6: two hundredth anniversary was a big deal. The Queen came out,

788
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Speaker 6: everyone cheered. Where part of the British Empire? Isn't this wonderful?

789
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Speaker 6: Fifty years later people aren't feeling the same way.

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Speaker 2: Necessarily, years ago in Australia, Aboriginal people couldn't have didn't

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Speaker 2: have the right to vote. It was a different country.

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Speaker 6: It was a different country. It's interesting to separate the

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Speaker 6: man from what came after. He was a great navigator,

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Speaker 6: but for a lot of people this was the beginning

795
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Speaker 6: of the European invasion, and it's nothing to be commemorated.

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Speaker 2: I suppose in a way we were taught at school.

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Speaker 2: He discovered at but Australia was already here and it

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Speaker 2: had its own population here.

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Speaker 6: Well, it was believed that, you know, was it tera nullis?

800
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Speaker 6: What's the expression? That there was no one here, no ownership.

801
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 6: Therefore we come in and we just take over.

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00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 2: That was the white man of those times?

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00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 6: Yes, but do we celebrate the white man of those times?

804
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 6: Is it an important part of our history? We shouldn't

805
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Speaker 6: be overlooking our interested to know what you think.

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00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 2: It's an important part, but it doesn't need to be

807
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 2: a giant. I think we should acknowledge it, but it

808
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 2: doesn't need to be the gianormous celebration.

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00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 6: Well what do you think celebrating Captain Cook? Does it

810
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 6: pass the pub test?

811
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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 9: It does.

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Speaker 5: I think as a teacher we need to teach children

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Speaker 5: all the perspectives. So it's important to acknowledge his work

815
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Speaker 5: through history, but also acknowledge the context in which he

816
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 5: arrived in Australia.

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Speaker 7: No, it doesn't because he didn't discover Australia. That's the

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Speaker 7: first and ocuriously that's been stated this morning. He didn't

819
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Speaker 7: acknowledge that the people that were already here were human beings.

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Speaker 7: You know, we should all are indigenous or Jose come

821
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Speaker 7: together and celebrate what is happening today with our country.

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00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 7: And we have to spend sixty million dollars on I

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00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 7: don't think let's just put him on a coiner a.

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Speaker 8: Stamping all today.

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Speaker 2: That's it. Put him on a coiner a stamp and

826
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Speaker 2: call the all of today.

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Speaker 6: All right, we'll come up this half hour. Paris Hilton

828
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Speaker 6: is going to be joining us.

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Speaker 2: It's eleven past eight WSFM one on one point seven WSFM,

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Speaker 2: Hello there, it's Jonesy Demander Japan is on sale at

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Speaker 2: flight set a fly return to Tokyo with Japan Air

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Speaker 2: Lines from six hundred and ninety nine dollars called flight

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Speaker 2: Setter on one three to one, six hundred partner Claddy

834
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Speaker 2: twenty four degrees in the city, twenty seven in our west.

835
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Speaker 2: Right now it is ninety degrees. It's fourteen past eight.

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00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 2: The tribal drummer's been beating this morning. People think my

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Speaker 2: name's a joke. That's the worst name I ever had.

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Speaker 6: This is because a man called Stephen Chicken went to Nando's.

839
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Speaker 6: This is in England and they didn't have a table,

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Speaker 6: so they said, put you on a waiting list. Woman

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00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 6: with a clipboard. She comes through. She looks at his name,

842
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 6: thinks that someone's written it down as a joke, and

843
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 6: ignores him. He says he's sick of it. But Stephen

844
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Speaker 6: Chicken going into a chicken shop. People thought his name

845
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Speaker 6: was a joke.

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Speaker 2: We've had some great names this morning.

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Speaker 6: We've had Richard Bone, We've had this is her maiden name, Anus,

848
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Speaker 6: and we've had maiden names Santa used to get calls

849
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Speaker 6: from kids at Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Time, bon and Santa.

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Speaker 6: And Ingdean, Hello, Donna Hello. Who had the name that

852
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Speaker 6: people thought was a joke?

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Speaker 13: Okay, it was my great grandfather. His name was Joseph Blow,

854
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 13: So of course he was Joe Blow.

855
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 2: Of course he was Joe Blair. He probably started it.

856
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 2: He probably started Joe Blair.

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Speaker 6: How do we use Joe Blow in a sentence? Is

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Speaker 6: this like a generic name of John Citizen, isn't it?

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00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 10: Well?

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Speaker 2: Now it's old mate, old.

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Speaker 6: Mate, Joe Blow down the head generic name.

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00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 2: Dona's grandpa's name, Thank you, Donna. Wayne's in Liverpool.

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Speaker 6: Hi, Wayne, whose name is a joke?

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Speaker 12: My name Amenda, not the show guys.

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Speaker 13: Name is Crab.

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Speaker 12: And I booked a restaurant had Doyle for the circular key,

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Speaker 12: the seafood restaurant, And when I turned up there there

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Speaker 12: was no booking for me, so it was a special occasion.

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Speaker 12: So I sped the dummy out to the manager and

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Speaker 12: you got to see me.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so they thought mister Crab was a joke. Yes, Oh, mister.

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Speaker 2: Chicken, mister Chicken. It's like Amanda Wrin working at a

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Speaker 2: fruit shop.

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00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why I couldn't get a job there.

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00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 2: But your name's not Amanda Wrin.

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00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 6: No, well that's true. So if someone finds up a

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00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 6: seafood restaurant and says, I'm mister Crab, I'm looking for

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Speaker 6: a reservation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you radio station with your practical joke. Poor

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Speaker 2: old Wayne, thank you for all your calls. It's quarter

881
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Speaker 2: past eight. What has Paris Hilton been up? One a

882
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Speaker 2: one point seven WSFM. Hello there, it's Jonesy Demanda, part

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Speaker 2: of cloudy twenty four degrees in the city twenty seven

884
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Speaker 2: in our west right now at is twenty degrees. It

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Speaker 2: is eight twenty four.

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Speaker 6: Oh, we're excited about our next guest. She was famous

887
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Speaker 6: in the two thousands for being the biggest it girl

888
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 6: on the planet and rather than fade away twenty d

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Speaker 6: is later, she's a successful this woman, a media personality

890
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 6: and an icon, and she's here to launch her brand

891
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 6: new skincare range, Paris Hilton. Hello and welcome to the show.

892
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 2: Hello, what about you?

893
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 6: What about you? It's thrilled to have you with us

894
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,959
Speaker 6: and you're launching your new range this morning on Open Shop.

895
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 10: Yes I am. I'm so excited that my Paris Hilton

896
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Speaker 10: Progena skinny care lion is going to be and one

897
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 10: of my favorite places Australia exclusively at open shops. I

898
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 10: count for everyone to try the Fountain of Youth.

899
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 2: Well, you know, a misconception about you that you hadn't

900
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 2: made You know you was going to inherit all this money.

901
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 2: It was great, but I was just reading you have

902
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 2: not done that. You've made a fortune on your own,

903
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 2: which is fantastic.

904
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: Thank you. I feel very proud.

905
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 10: I've always looked up to my grandfather as a business

906
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 10: mentor and I feel that being a businesswoman and an

907
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 10: entrepreneur is definitely something that runs in my DNA and

908
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 10: my blood, and I'm just so proud of the empire

909
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Speaker 10: that I've created. And it's a lot of hard work,

910
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Speaker 10: but I love what I do you, and I'm just

911
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 10: I feel like the luckiest girl in the world.

912
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Speaker 2: With a lot of pressure though, really to create an empire.

913
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Speaker 6: Yes, that's right, go out and grate an empire well

914
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 6: as well as your skincare range, you've got, perfumes, You've

915
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,879
Speaker 6: got like there's something like fifty Paris Hilton stores worldwide.

916
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 10: Yes, I just released my twenty fifth fragrance called Electrify,

917
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 10: and I also have nineteen other product lines.

918
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,919
Speaker 1: So I make everything from makeup.

919
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 10: Skincare, jewelry, clothes, handbags, sunglasses, basically every type of product

920
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 10: you can think of.

921
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: And I have fifty Parasiltan stores.

922
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 10: So it's just it's fun to be a designer and

923
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 10: make all these amazing products.

924
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 2: So how did you start making stuff?

925
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 12: You?

926
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 2: Was it as simple as like one day you just

927
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 2: put some stuff in a bathtub and then just got

928
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 2: a big spoon and started stirring it up. Is that

929
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Speaker 2: what you did?

930
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: Well, I've read this Simple Life.

931
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Speaker 10: I realized that was a huge opportunity for building my

932
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,720
Speaker 10: platform and starting my brand, and that's when I released

933
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Speaker 10: my first fragrance called Paris Hilton, and then from there

934
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Speaker 10: I just wanted to start really expanding on the empire,

935
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Speaker 10: so I started making all different types of product lines

936
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Speaker 10: and working with the best people in the business to

937
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Speaker 10: create these products.

938
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Speaker 1: So now it's a worldwide business.

939
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Speaker 6: And yeah, with The Simple Life, you created a persona

940
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 6: of the valley girl with the blonde hair, and that

941
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Speaker 6: was a creation you're obviously such as very smart woman.

942
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 6: Did you did it take you a while to convince

943
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Speaker 6: owther people that that wasn't really you.

944
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Speaker 10: Well with that show, The Simple Life, it was the

945
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Speaker 10: first of its kind and I wanted it to be entertaining,

946
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 10: and the producer said, we want you to play this

947
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 10: kind of ditzy, spoiled airhead blonde.

948
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Speaker 1: So I played that character.

949
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Speaker 10: I didn't realize that I would have to continue doing

950
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Speaker 10: that for five seasons. So I think a lot of

951
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 10: the world thought that's who I really am. But now

952
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Speaker 10: I've just been really focusing on my business and I've

953
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Speaker 10: really proved myself, so I think people know that that

954
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 10: was you know, I it was very good at pretending

955
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 10: to be a dumb blonde.

956
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 2: I like watching you cook your lasagna your cooking show.

957
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,760
Speaker 6: We featured it on our show and particularly the unicorn missed.

958
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:13,479
Speaker 10: Yes, thank you, nice living lasagna. I love to cook,

959
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,399
Speaker 10: so that was a lot of fun to do that video,

960
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 10: and I love the response I got. So many people

961
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Speaker 10: had so much fun watching it. Someone to be doing

962
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Speaker 10: more cooking with pair of shows. And of course every

963
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Speaker 10: time I cook, I use my Paris Hilton unicorn missed

964
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Speaker 10: because it just makes your skin glow.

965
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Speaker 1: It's just amazing for your skincare.

966
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Speaker 2: Because you had a lasagna with that garlic or onion,

967
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,280
Speaker 2: though that's because.

968
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Speaker 6: It couldn't be bothered chopping it, which I thought was

969
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 6: fair enough.

970
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 2: That's quite a mission looking.

971
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 10: It for my boyfriend and I for dinner, So you know,

972
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 10: I feel like it's better just to not have garlic

973
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 10: in there when you're making it for someone.

974
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Speaker 2: You want to guess that's true.

975
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 6: Now you have said that you've avoided cosmetic surgery and

976
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 6: invasive procedures in your skincare. Range must be a testament

977
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 6: today because you're thirty nine now.

978
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Speaker 1: I've always taken an amazing care of my skin.

979
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Speaker 10: My mother always told me to stay out of the

980
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 10: sun and I am so proud that I'm one hundred

981
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Speaker 10: percent natural.

982
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: I've never done anything in.

983
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 10: My life, and I think it's all really about just

984
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,879
Speaker 10: having a very strict skincare regime and just staying out

985
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 10: of the sun.

986
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 2: Because it was your birthday earlier in the week, wasn't

987
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 2: it it was two days ago. What you get you

988
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Speaker 2: get a good prison.

989
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 10: Yes, lots of amazing presents and lots of birthdays. I've

990
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 10: done five birthday parties so far and do another.

991
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 2: One because proportionately, you know, you would get like a

992
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 2: jet ski or a trail bike or something cool like that.

993
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: I didn't get that yet, but that would be an

994
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 1: amazing gift.

995
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 2: So that's happening. No pressure. That doesn't mean we're getting

996
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 2: it for your Paris by the way, suddenly we had

997
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 2: to buy Paris.

998
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 6: You know, I'd be quite happy to.

999
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 2: Buy you a trial bike energy to do that, the

1000
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 2: hybrid one.

1001
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what. I'm going to sign up for

1002
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 6: some Unicorn miss that's for sure. And your range is

1003
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Speaker 6: opening is for sale from eleventh thirty this morning on

1004
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 6: Channel seventy five Open Shop Paris. It's been an absolute

1005
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,720
Speaker 6: delight to talk to you this morning.

1006
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: Thank you and I want to send my love to

1007
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: everyone in Australia.

1008
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 10: I love you all so much and it's been heartbreaking

1009
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 10: watching what's happening there with everybody and the families and

1010
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 10: the animals, and it's just been.

1011
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:17,959
Speaker 1: Breaking my heart.

1012
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 10: I just want to say I'm sending so much love

1013
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 10: and support and I can't wait to visit everyone in

1014
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 10: Australia soon because it's my favorite place.

1015
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Thank you very nice for me to

1016
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 2: say that. Thank you for joining us this morning.

1017
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,280
Speaker 1: Thank you guys.

1018
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 2: Well, I want to point seven wsfam. Hello, it's Jeronsey

1019
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Speaker 2: demanded party cloy twenty four degrees in the city, twenty

1020
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Speaker 2: seven in our west right now, it's twenty degrees, it's

1021
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 2: seven to nine.

1022
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Speaker 6: It's we have a new Gooley hotline nine oh six

1023
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Speaker 6: one seven nine eight four.

1024
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 2: You did it without looking at the paper.

1025
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 6: No I read it.

1026
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 2: You did read it. What have we got? We need

1027
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 2: more damn updates and title information.

1028
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,760
Speaker 7: You're the People's Champion, Jonesy, Amanda your half decent.

1029
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 2: I'm the new TPC. I've taken Ray Hadley's more damned information.

1030
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 2: What other people say, give it?

1031
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 12: Give I give it?

1032
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:17,720
Speaker 2: I mean you should give a damn. Well should give Brendan.

1033
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 6: Okay, that's enough. The only reason, the only reason Brendan,

1034
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,760
Speaker 6: you give a damn is because you like the fancy

1035
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,879
Speaker 6: intro yesterday. I just read the information on the radio

1036
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,720
Speaker 6: from the newspaper. You're not an oracle.

1037
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 2: I am a giant oracle.

1038
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 6: Do we have anything else?

1039
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,280
Speaker 13: Hid and Amanda?

1040
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 5: My gooley is green lollies in lollibag. No one eats them.

1041
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 1: They taste like poison. Just put the one people eat

1042
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: in there.

1043
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 6: I don't eat the green frog. I don't eat the

1044
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 6: green mint leave.

1045
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 3: I love Yeah.

1046
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 6: Is it you that eats them? I've never known anyone

1047
00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 6: to give me.

1048
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 2: A bag give me damn, watch and a bag of

1049
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 2: spear Mount leaves.

1050
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 7: I give a damn.

1051
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 10: I give a damn.

1052
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 7: A man that should give a damn because Brendon gives

1053
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 7: a dam give it damn.

1054
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 2: May wish to shut down the line on a Friday night.

1055
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 2: Maybe we should out with the bad and with the good.

1056
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 2: If you dipped out, you can always call us on

1057
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 2: the hotline. Fine six one seven, nine eighty four. It's

1058
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 2: five to nine.

1059
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 6: Our favorite caller email Facebook. Friend gets two tickets to

1060
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Speaker 6: see Elton John live. This will be his last ever

1061
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Speaker 6: show in Australia.

1062
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Speaker 2: Jond the Men too by the way where we're hooked

1063
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Speaker 2: up to Elton's team, he's just resting. He should be

1064
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Speaker 2: able to.

1065
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 6: Do these Australian shows. You also get a copy of

1066
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Speaker 6: Rocketman DVD and his autobiography.

1067
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Speaker 2: amount of tetail and Yo Yo as well.

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Speaker 6: A man was overlooked at a table at Nando's Well.

1070
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Speaker 6: He couldn't get a table in the UK because his

1071
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Speaker 6: name was Stephen Chicken. They thought it was a joke.

1072
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Speaker 6: Tribal drum was beating for people think my name's a joke.

1073
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Speaker 1: That's the worst name I ever heard.

1074
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Speaker 6: Here's Kathy from Acquarry Park and.

1075
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Speaker 11: My father was Hunger and my maiden name was Santa,

1076
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Speaker 11: as in Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas book in the

1077
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Speaker 11: telephone book and metson Santa in Canberra. It was the

1078
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Speaker 11: only Santa. So we used to get letters and phone

1079
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:16,839
Speaker 11: calls in December and November December looking to talk to Santa.

1080
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Speaker 6: Cause sounds charming, but to be a pain in the neck.

1081
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 2: I measure if your name was damn.

1082
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 6: Right aut that's enough. Who are people for damn well,

1083
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Speaker 6: I see what you're doing, do you? I don't give

1084
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 6: a damn as you know. What's how to recall is

1085
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 6: back up to nine this morning. All you need to

1086
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Speaker 6: do is keep track of the songs we play. Get

1087
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Speaker 6: a hundred bucks for every single song you can record.

1088
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1089
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Speaker 2: fifty years.

1090
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Speaker 6: We'll be back tomorrow.

1091
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Speaker 2: It's fry Yay yay.

1092
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Speaker 6: Light for your flashback.

1093
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 2: Good day to you, Well, thank god.

1094
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Speaker 12: That's over, good Bye, good bye. Wipe from your own.

1095
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Speaker 1: A podcaster of today's show is available to download from

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Speaker 5: All the cool kids.

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