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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Let's go.

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Speaker 3: Showtime at the.

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Speaker 1: Bone.

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Speaker 4: So he took off his belt.

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Speaker 5: Oh was it a really good move when I came

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Speaker 5: in this morning.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Melvin's Gold one

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Speaker 1: of four point three.

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Speaker 2: Hey, good morning, Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show Tuesday Morning. Jackson

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Speaker 2: a big jumper. I'm in a jump on a T

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Speaker 2: shirt underneath it. Good old summer. Look around off seam

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Speaker 2: out there. We've got the producers jumping up, Producer Brad

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Speaker 2: and the elderly feel the cold ride in their bones.

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Speaker 2: He's got a jacket, a jumper and a shirt.

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Speaker 4: We just wanted you to feel like you're at home

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Speaker 4: for Christmas. We're going to give you a proper London December.

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Speaker 2: It really feels like I come back in London ro wearable.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday it wasn't like I took the dog out about

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Speaker 4: two o'clock and it was windy and cold and like

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Speaker 4: I had to have a big jacket to rug up.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely foul weather yesterday, and in the evening the kids

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Speaker 2: asked Beg to me, it's like some sort of Charles

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Speaker 2: Dickens blait, please please, can we have the heating on?

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Speaker 2: And at first I did the old put another layer on,

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Speaker 2: and another layer on, put it hoardy on, putt on

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Speaker 2: because I was just in a T shirt, because I

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Speaker 2: still think it's the summertime. But we put the heating

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Speaker 2: on yesterday. Yeah, it wasn't like this this time last

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Speaker 2: year was int December. Only December really hot.

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Speaker 4: It's meant to be summer.

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Speaker 2: So is it like this all wheat.

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Speaker 6: Pats ah, Yeah, pretty much.

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Speaker 2: It is really cold.

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Speaker 5: It's our coldest Christmas or approach to Christmas in I

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Speaker 5: don't know, since two thousand and six or something.

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Speaker 2: It's always great to have the facts, you know. That's

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Speaker 2: what I like about it, hard facts. It's the coldest

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Speaker 2: one since I don't know, actually I don't.

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Speaker 4: Know, but it's pretty cold.

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Speaker 2: I know this cold fact. It's the coldest one since

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Speaker 2: we can't even say it's that cold right now, which

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Speaker 2: pass is too cold to think. You know.

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Speaker 4: She doesn't ever do the weather. She's got to get

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Speaker 4: that guy from the bureau to do the record.

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Speaker 2: David or whatever he's called. David.

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Speaker 5: We love the boys in a bomb and everyone loves

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Speaker 5: to know about the weather. Jack don't be hanging on

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Speaker 5: my side of the business ship.

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Speaker 2: She's got a good inroad with the bomb team over there.

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Speaker 2: So tonight, where are you coming to the movies tonight,

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Speaker 2: aren't you?

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Speaker 6: Yes? Definitely, whole family's coming.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're all gonna see Elf tonight. Now obviously your

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Speaker 2: wife isn't here. Yeah, who is coming with you? Normally

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Speaker 2: we have the traveling circus. Why we have Mum, the sisters, cousins,

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Speaker 2: the cleaner, that's it. We have to allow the dog.

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Speaker 2: The dog's up with the projectionist. We have to allow

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Speaker 2: for an entire row for the post traveling circus.

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Speaker 4: Well, I was told by Blake, who is my natural

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Speaker 4: enemy on the show. It's widely known that he wants

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Speaker 4: my job and he's just waiting me out. He told

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Speaker 4: me that because it's the small cinema this time, on

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Speaker 4: the one hundred and twenty seats, they're us in enough

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Speaker 4: room for me to bring my whole family. So I

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Speaker 4: haven't even invited mum or dad. Mum actually asked me

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Speaker 4: on Sunday night, we are we coming to Elf because

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Speaker 4: she listened to the show.

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Speaker 2: Your mom could come. There's always room for your mum

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Speaker 2: or dad.

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Speaker 4: I told her.

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Speaker 2: No, you can't say no room at the inn at

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Speaker 2: this time of years to mom.

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Speaker 6: She can have Blake's seat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I would love for Blake to get kicked out around.

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Speaker 2: But last week, I don't know what's happened right last week?

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Speaker 2: Do you remember the producers to me, we're like, hey,

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Speaker 2: just go easy giving away the tickets. There's only like

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Speaker 2: four on Thursday. You've got sixteen to give away now

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Speaker 2: on this morning show. So listen. Tell you mom good news.

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Speaker 2: If she wants to come on and watch Elf with

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Speaker 2: us tonight, she.

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Speaker 4: Can, all right, I'll send him a message.

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Speaker 2: Because so my wife asked me, all right, so my

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Speaker 2: wife's coming so with the kids. My wife had a

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Speaker 2: quiet word yesterday and said, came, the girls bring a

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Speaker 4: Now we're getting into.

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Speaker 2: Should we What were we using?

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Speaker 4: It was a pseudonym for her. There's a certain breakfast

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Speaker 4: presenter on another network who bought eighteen children to a

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Speaker 2: My concern was about that who there plus one would be?

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Speaker 2: Oh would it be? You know that's going on at

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Speaker 2: the moment the House of may Count. I don't. I

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Speaker 2: don't want to ruin my enjoyment of Elf. If I'm

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Speaker 2: having to watch four sets of boy hands. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: I'm catching each ann as it's coming in and going No,

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Speaker 2: and I know I'm doing a lot of blocking. I

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Speaker 2: haven't got I'm running interference through the whole out. I

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Speaker 2: can't if I'm running interference. So there's a lot going

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Speaker 2: on tonight. The goodness is to you. Mine is Jack's mum?

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Speaker 2: Is it Doris your mommy? Even that not Doris. There's

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Speaker 2: now thirteen spots. You can still join us tonight if

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Speaker 2: you want to come and see Elf with us, And

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Speaker 2: also you can help me run interference.

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Speaker 1: We're doing ships the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold

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Speaker 1: one of four point three.

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Speaker 2: In our house. Right, Christmas doesn't really begin until we

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Speaker 2: all sit down and watch Elf. It's like a family tradition. Yeah. First,

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Speaker 2: since I first took the kids to see it when

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Speaker 2: it came out. What would you see is your favorite

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Speaker 2: Christmas movie?

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Speaker 4: I love Home Alone.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's great, isn't it funny?

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Speaker 4: I mean, in fact, I gotta I gotta watch it

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Speaker 4: this before I go on Friday.

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Speaker 2: It's such a great timeless movie. It's reely, it's a funny,

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Speaker 2: not dark, but it's got on edge to it as well.

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Speaker 4: Yeah enough that when you're a kid, he gives you

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Speaker 4: a little bit of a scare, but.

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Speaker 2: I can still get to front. Is it the first

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Speaker 2: or second one that a Trump makes a cameo in?

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Speaker 4: Oh, that's a number two when you're in your.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Trump's there, isn't it? Yeah, Patsy? What's your favorite?

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Speaker 6: Oh, it's got to be Miracle on thirty fourth Street.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't seen that.

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Speaker 6: Any beautiful old movie.

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Speaker 2: I might dig that out. Do you guys like It's

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Speaker 2: a Wonderful Life? Oh?

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Speaker 4: The black and white? Yes, yeah, I think I've seen

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Speaker 4: it once. I mean, I love, I do respect those

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Speaker 4: old time movies, but they're a long slog. It's like

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Speaker 2: Really, Christmas movie should only be around the ninety minute

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Speaker 2: mon now forty?

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Speaker 4: I remember, It's a wonderful life being a real long one.

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Speaker 2: What's the Muppet one with Michael Caine? Oh, there's a

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Speaker 2: Muppet Christmas one. It's I could take on Scrooge with

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Speaker 2: Michael Caine. It's amazing the amount the great actors over

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Speaker 2: the years that have done stuff with the Muppets. With

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Speaker 2: the Muppets, well, the last Muppet movie or the last

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Speaker 2: one before last. Ricky Gervasi's in it. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Wow, Oh he had a.

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Speaker 2: Way of a time. Imagine that if you could be

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Speaker 2: in a Muppet movie.

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Speaker 4: Didn't they in the seventies when the show was on.

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Speaker 4: Didn't they have a different celebrity every week.

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Speaker 2: All the bigger stars. So yesterday I was chatting to

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Speaker 2: a week, and she was going, oh, it's frosty here.

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Speaker 2: You know, I could see you in a T shirt.

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Speaker 2: Must be so hot here. I went, Mum, it's so cold.

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Speaker 2: I've put the heating on, just like I thought. You

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Speaker 2: moved out there for the weather. Me too. I don't

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Speaker 2: know what's happened. It's really really chilly here. My mom

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Speaker 2: super cold. I know Russia gets much colder. But anyway,

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Speaker 2: my mum had been to the cinema of the weekend, right,

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Speaker 2: and she'd been to see Knives Out Now, this is

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Speaker 2: the new movie from Daniel Craig, is getting rave reviews. Yep,

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Speaker 2: I says my mom, Oh, that's getting amazing reviews. What's

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Speaker 2: that any good? She went me and Bob. Bob is her.

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Speaker 2: She says, it's not her boyfriend, but it is her boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: She lives in his cabin three days a week and

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Speaker 2: then she goes back home. Right, And like I said, Mom,

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Speaker 2: I'm forty six. It's not like I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 4: It's okay, his uncle Bob to you.

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Speaker 2: So, old Bobby boy. They went to the cinema the

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Speaker 2: weekend to see Knives Out. My mum and sister that

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Speaker 2: they go and see this because she thought Knives Out

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Speaker 2: with Daniel Craig was the new Bond movie.

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Speaker 4: Ah, it's not at all.

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Speaker 2: And I said, how long into it? She said, about

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Speaker 2: twenty minutes into it? She kept saying to old Bobby boy,

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Speaker 2: when's he gonna all kicking? Oh, they're really dragging out

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Speaker 2: this pre credit on. Maybe it's like a new way

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Speaker 4: I guess, because if he had a different name as well,

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Speaker 4: it could be spy named film.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's they always have that sequence before the you know,

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Speaker 2: the iconic credit sequence with Bond and all. So that. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: she went to see Knives Out. It doesn't even it

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Speaker 2: sounds too aggressive to be a Bond movie, doesn't it

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Speaker 2: Knives Out?

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Speaker 4: I thought it was a Who Done it? Isn't it

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Speaker 4: a murder mystery?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? That's right. Yeah. Uh. The new Bond movie, the

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Speaker 2: trailer came out yesterday and it looks fantastic. I don't

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Speaker 2: know you guys have seen it. The new It looks fantastic,

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Speaker 2: but the new one, the new Bond movie is called

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Speaker 2: I Think It's No Time to Die, which sounds like

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Speaker 2: a Steven Sigar movie. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense

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Speaker 2: because it no time to die, like he is dying,

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Speaker 2: but they really needed to save the world, as he

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Speaker 2: mister Bond, this is no time to die? Or is

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Speaker 2: it like mister Mard, I come to kill you. I'm

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Speaker 2: showing Tuesday's really bad right now. I have no time

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Speaker 2: right now to die? How are you fixed on Thursday?

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Speaker 2: What time at seven for seven thirty? If we say

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Speaker 2: seven and then actually start the killing at seven.

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Speaker 4: Thirty, we might have to do a weekend thing.

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Speaker 2: Now, but I just don't have any time right now

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Speaker 2: to die.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: Some reading emails from you late to the party. We

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Speaker 2: have an update on Jack and him trying to hire

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Speaker 2: a dog whisperer. On Jack's dog Luna and what's been

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Speaker 2: going on. Jack's dog Luna keeps getting up on the

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Speaker 2: kitchen top when Jack goes to work and looking for food.

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Speaker 4: She's already been up there this morning five twenty am, Hi,

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Speaker 4: Early Riser.

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Speaker 2: She's like a doggy breakfast show. Christian. I thought Jack

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Speaker 4: I've got a real life doctor Harry Well, I mean

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melvin's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: Every day I find out more about my new Australian home.

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Speaker 2: Today's lessen the O bike. Please tell me, Please tell me,

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Speaker 4: So Melbourne still has the docking station ones, but the

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Speaker 2: John Johnson's the Yarrow. Throw them up trees. You're going

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Speaker 4: Just do a Google image search, oh bike, Calvin.

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Speaker 2: Some of it's like streets. Some of it is actually

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Speaker 2: Oh four point three. So have you found a dog whisperer?

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Speaker 4: It was actually a caller yesterday off air recommended this guy, John,

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Speaker 2: Our personal recommendations still the best I know. We can

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Speaker 4: And they said John worked for him. And if I mean,

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Speaker 2: So the problem is that Jack's dog Luna is going

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Speaker 2: So this guy in just one session, no, I need

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Speaker 4: And this is the only thing he asked about her.

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Speaker 4: He said, what type of dog is she? I said

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Speaker 2: But then I'm gonning to seem as well because shepherd

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Speaker 4: So he's asked me he's coming to earth name John?

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Speaker 2: Well, just tell Mati to look after us part of

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Speaker 4: I said, my dad, My mom and dad are going

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Speaker 2: He's taking it serious.

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Speaker 4: Me and Dad are going to get schooled by John.

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Speaker 2: Is he? In my mind he's going to crouch down

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Speaker 4: He wouldn't say. He wouldn't give me any details like that.

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Speaker 2: No, the main thing is we work out how much.

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Speaker 4: In case like if it's too much, man.

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Speaker 4: Goes at five thousand dollars and it didn't work as well.

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Speaker 4: Tried to angle for a bit of breakfast show love.

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Speaker 4: I said, have you heard of the Christian oconor breakfast show? Nah?

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Speaker 4: But have you heard of gold one oh four point three?

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Speaker 4: Do you know gold one four point three? I think

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Speaker 4: I've heard of it.

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Speaker 2: So living under a rock, we've been training dogs patsy

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's Perats. I don't know if you heard yesterday,

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Speaker 4: but he has been to Singapore, Malaysia, Papa New Guinea

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Speaker 2: That's incredible.

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Speaker 6: It must be very good.

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Speaker 2: It'd probably has been one of the Australia's foremost dog trainers.

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Speaker 4: Or something Melbourne's premium dog trainer.

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Speaker 2: Right, Okay, I can't wait to find out how you

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Speaker 2: got on actually, because seriously, our higher if he does.

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Speaker 2: But I also want to notice how much he's going

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Speaker 2: Later because most people when they do that, they're fair,

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Speaker 2: You're all paid by the billions, So I've got a

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Speaker 4: Now this blank check gets really good.

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Speaker 2: You've got monkey back. It's going on and we'll find

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Speaker 1: On The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one O

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Speaker 2: Three Marry Head one night in Bangkok. Excuse me so

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Speaker 2: emotional whenever I do the show sometimes five minutes past seven.

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Speaker 2: Apologies if you heard and another song bleeding through that

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Speaker 2: Yes, I realize I suddenly listened to the end of

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Speaker 6: Thought you were doing something else in there.

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Speaker 2: Feels so good, and then I said, I'm still a

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Speaker 4: So well, that's a working title at the moment, Sausage Party.

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Speaker 2: Basically the competition we talked about last week. We've got

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Speaker 6: He's been practicing. We had hot dogs on Sunday.

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Speaker 4: Really has he been back to Bunnings or even office work?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so we've been doing this all last week and

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Speaker 2: It's thousands dollars in there. It's only a couple of leggings,

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Speaker 2: isn't it. Oh?

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Speaker 4: I mean they're not chape feel the fabric, feel the februarc.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever been in there, Patsy?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I have had a look. I have had a look.

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Speaker 6: Very nice merchandise.

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Speaker 2: You don't just go and then have a look. You've

445
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Speaker 2: got to have a good old field put it between

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Speaker 2: thumb and finger. Yes, all right. So when we're doing

447
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Speaker 2: each stage this week, then you're listening out for Christmas

448
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Speaker 2: O'Connell and he's giving you some clues. He's going through

449
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Speaker 2: the presence that a famous person is going to be

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Speaker 2: getting this year. Listen to the presents. They're the clue.

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Speaker 2: As soon as you work out who the famous person is,

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Speaker 2: you give us a call on the phones as quickly

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Speaker 2: as you can. Nine four one four, one oh four

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Speaker 2: three yesterday, David Warner? Who is it today? Let's find out?

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Speaker 2: Hey is December business month of the year for me? Well,

456
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Speaker 2: that's the only month I work eleven months off. I

457
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Speaker 2: get easy So what's that, Sam Pang, I barely work anyway?

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Speaker 2: Whose presence have I got here? Today? A vat a

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Speaker 2: two hundred liters drum of spray turn? What a weird color?

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Speaker 2: It's not even a tan colors at orange. A memo

461
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Speaker 2: here that says highly classified. Oh, this one's got a

462
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Speaker 2: card which is written in Russian. Then this bit in English.

463
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Speaker 2: Miss you vlat kiss kiss kiss jeez. Anyway, who is it?

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Speaker 2: Who is another tough one fit to day work it

465
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Speaker 2: all out? Who is it? Nine four one four one

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Speaker 2: four three. We'll go to lines next after there's some vance.

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Speaker 2: Joey Ripside on Gold.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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Speaker 8: Three your hymn, Secret Center, Good morning, Christian O'Connor reckfors Show,

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Speaker 8: twelve minutes past seven. So we are now into the

471
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Speaker 8: last four shows of this year, and during the last

472
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Speaker 8: four shows down two thousand dollars every single day to

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Speaker 8: be one in my Secret SAMSA thanks to Chapel Street Precinct.

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Speaker 2: Today. The prizes are it's a private dinner party you

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Speaker 2: and inmates with food and drinks at the Prowan Hotel

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Speaker 2: and also a thousand dollars to spend at Lulu Lemon

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Speaker 2: Paran as well. Those are your prizes today tomorrow more

478
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Speaker 2: great prizes. I love this one thousand dollars worth of

479
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Speaker 2: vinyl glorious vinel at Grevel Records, which is a brilliant place.

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Speaker 2: Steak a month, A steak a month for you and

481
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Speaker 2: a mate for a year thanks to Angus and Bonn

482
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Speaker 2: in Paran. So great prices. Every single day we got

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Speaker 2: Nick on the line. Guests in this morning.

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Speaker 3: Good morning Nick, Good morning Christian.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good, Nick. I hope you're well. Thanks for

486
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Speaker 2: calling the show. So you listen to the clues. Another

487
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Speaker 2: tough one today. Do you think I need to make

488
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Speaker 2: them really really hard ones like Shakespeare or something like that. Nick,

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Speaker 2: you put all the clues together, Who do you think

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Speaker 2: it is?

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Speaker 3: I think it could be Donald Trump.

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Speaker 2: I think very subtle clues they were. Let's find out ho. Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's right, it's the orange permanently tans leader of the

494
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Speaker 2: Free World, pinhead himself, Donald Trump. Well done Corner Online one, Nick,

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Speaker 2: Well done, mate. You went on the prizes today the

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Speaker 2: private dinner and I'll see thousand. Thank you, Nick. Great Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Oh some thanks guys, you to have a great holiday.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Mate. It's all thanks to Chapel

499
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Speaker 2: Street Precinct. You'll go for the Chrissy presents, but you're

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Speaker 2: staying for the cocktails.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold one of four point three.

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Speaker 2: Last week on the show, we were talking about Chris

503
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Speaker 2: Patsy's husband, the wear ib Love God. How pats was

504
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:37,359
Speaker 2: a blow my mind. He actually had seven snacks right

505
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Speaker 2: just just down it strot away. You know, you always

506
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Speaker 2: say outside of the front of the Bunnings at the weekend.

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Speaker 2: But I was splurning away that someone could do seven.

508
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Speaker 2: I thought maybe I could do two, you know, but seven,

509
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Speaker 2: there's no way. And then quite a few of you

510
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Speaker 2: started calling in saying you could easily do way more

511
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Speaker 2: than that, because Australians you love a competition. So this Thursday,

512
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Speaker 2: then we have Chris the whereab Love God, who's coming

513
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Speaker 2: in to defend his I Guess title. At the moment

514
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Speaker 2: he's undisputed champ of the Sausage Sizzle. And then but

515
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Speaker 2: the two other people who were taking him on what

516
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Speaker 2: is a black belt Brazilian jujitsul coach. He's a pro

517
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Speaker 2: black belt teacher and he reckons that he can do

518
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Speaker 2: a load. Is he the garb supposal with you?

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Speaker 4: That's his name, Sean, He says he on Sunday night

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Speaker 4: he ate twelve sausages because he forgot to stop eating.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's the guy. You one in the mix,

522
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Speaker 2: you know, you one out on the on the field.

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Speaker 2: And then there's the water card one. The girl called

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Speaker 2: Amy called in right. She happened to be hearing this,

525
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Speaker 2: and she writes a blog about eating massive burgers and

526
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Speaker 2: I mean burger's the size of your head, Like you'd

527
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Speaker 2: actually need some kind of hinge on your jaw to

528
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Speaker 2: open up your head so you could actually get the

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Speaker 2: burgers in. They are massive. But she's a tiny, little

530
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Speaker 2: diminutive girl. Think Kylie Minogue. She's now saying that she'll

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Speaker 2: be able to beat the boys easily. Yep. So we've

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Speaker 2: got three people coming in. Are we calling it sausage

533
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Speaker 2: party or sausage fest? Of her two different names bandied around.

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Speaker 2: We need to have the production made today. What is

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Speaker 2: it called?

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Speaker 4: I think they're both a little bit naughty to me.

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Speaker 4: I think sausage party is more acceptable.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well let's go with that. The thing we

539
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Speaker 2: really need though is ohs here have said that we

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Speaker 2: can't cook the sausages, which is understand they've heard the

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Speaker 2: mest we make up a breakfast show. They're also charge

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Speaker 2: of cooking sausages for you. So we need someone to

543
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Speaker 2: come in and do the sausages, but they need to

544
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Speaker 2: be as close to the exact conditions that you get

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Speaker 2: at your sizzle out the front of a Bunnings. Yep,

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Speaker 2: we need the white breads, you need the sausage. So

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Speaker 2: normally who is like scout groups that run that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all like caled football clubs, soccer teams, anyone like

549
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Speaker 4: RSLs sometimes raising money and we'll pay forage sausage as well.

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Speaker 4: That we will pay Bunning slices two fifty for the sausage,

551
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Speaker 4: so you'll make a bit of money off them because

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Speaker 4: they're each going to try and eat twenty plus on

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Speaker 4: the morning.

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Speaker 2: And you're right there to use. The standard's kind of

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Speaker 2: Dow Jones index. It's the Bunnings prices two fifty standard price,

556
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Speaker 2: okay with capping it it is, that's the standard. It's

557
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Speaker 2: like the measurement of gold announces, you know. That's that's

558
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Speaker 2: what we're gonna pay two dollars fifty. But well so

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Speaker 2: if you do want to raise some money, you can

560
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Speaker 2: be out the front here of the radio station and

561
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Speaker 2: you can make a bit of money as well. But

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Speaker 2: if you are up for coming in, it's gonna be

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Speaker 2: Thursday morning. Is it gonna be raining Thursday?

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Speaker 6: Oh, let me have a little King on hell bomb

565
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Speaker 6: partly cloudy twenty three. That'll be quite pleasant.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll call that a summer's day at the moment.

567
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Speaker 2: So if you are up for this and give us

568
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Speaker 2: a out, we really need someone to come and cook

569
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Speaker 2: the sausages that the competitors will then try to eat

570
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Speaker 2: as many as they can in ten minutes. If that's you,

571
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Speaker 2: give us a call. Nine four one four one oh four.

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Speaker 1: Three The Christian o'con Old Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one

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Speaker 1: oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: We're going to do five tepend Tuesday now for next

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Speaker 2: hour a Christmas special. You can win your way to

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Speaker 2: come and join us tonight, so we'll be on our

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Speaker 2: special screening with you of elf. Please, this is a

578
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Speaker 2: Christmas stick this on once the kids have all over

579
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Speaker 2: the presence on a Christmas Day, make yourself an nice

580
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Speaker 2: trink as well. To get through the day and all

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Speaker 2: is good in the world. Okay, here are your five topics,

582
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Speaker 2: saying the last five topic Tuesday of twenty nineteen. Friends,

583
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Speaker 2: it's a Christmas special. All these five phon ins related

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Speaker 2: to the great day Christmas. You only had it a

585
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Speaker 2: few minutes. Who's got a sad story about getting that

586
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Speaker 2: toy that presently be waiting for eagerly for weeks, only

587
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Speaker 2: to break it within hours?

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Speaker 4: Yep, I go, I mean mine was Inspector Gadget. His

589
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 4: fist shot off as one of the tricks he could do,

590
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Speaker 4: and it went straight into a bush and we could

591
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Speaker 4: just not find it. And it was only an hour

592
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Speaker 4: after Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Oh and how old were you?

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Speaker 4: I guess seven or eight?

595
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Speaker 2: Did you cry? But the tears on Christmas Day?

596
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Speaker 4: There were tears?

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Speaker 2: It would be it's all about that main presence. It's

598
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Speaker 2: about the main presence.

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Speaker 4: Inspected Gadget, he's not the same without a hand.

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Speaker 2: So now he just looks like it's missing something.

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Speaker 3: Ah.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So who like Jack? Then you only had it

603
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Speaker 2: a few minutes. Can we go from like a couple

604
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 2: of hours someone who's toy broke at the end of

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00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 2: the day to within an hour, You only had it

606
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Speaker 2: a few minutes. Your toy, your beloved toy they were

607
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Speaker 2: waiting for for weeks, broke within a short time on

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Speaker 2: Christmas Day? Does anyone have any unique Christmas traditions that

609
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Speaker 2: only your family have? We all have our certain things

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Speaker 2: that we do, and sometimes you don't even realize it's

611
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 2: just your family that do this. Do you have a

612
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Speaker 2: unique Christmas tradition that only your family carry out? I've

613
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 2: got one of these stys and I'll let you have

614
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Speaker 2: as well. What is the toy that got away? The

615
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 2: toy that got away? Sounds like a sad Christmas movie,

616
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Speaker 2: doesn't it. The toy that got away? It's the toy

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Speaker 2: that you ask for in November and then every single

618
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Speaker 2: day leading up to Christmas heed and your parents didn't

619
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Speaker 2: give you that. They got you something else, maybe a

620
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Speaker 2: smaller version of what you wanted, or for me, a cheaper,

621
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Speaker 2: crapper version that all of your friends would go, Oh,

622
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: didn't your parents? Don't your parents love you? We got

623
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Speaker 2: this one? What's that one? I don't know what's the

624
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Speaker 2: toy they've got away? Who's that guy? Unwanted or uninvited

625
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 2: Christmas guests? My mother in law is a lady of faith,

626
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Speaker 2: a lovely lady. And what she does is every Christmas

627
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Speaker 2: dinner this has been going on, says we're married to

628
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Speaker 2: a daughter. Right twenty odd years, she would invite, what

629
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Speaker 2: a lovely thing to do. She would invite someone who

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Speaker 2: was at their church, who was alone at Christmas. Sweet whoever.

631
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Speaker 2: So every year we'd have a stranger there and we'd

632
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Speaker 2: be all like a big family. There'd be like Telvis

633
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Speaker 2: and a stranger there, but not a stranger, a fellow spirit.

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Speaker 2: On Christmas Day one year there was a Chinese gentleman

635
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Speaker 2: who only gave us his name. Whenever we all said hi,

636
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Speaker 2: my name is Christian, he would insist everyone call him

637
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Speaker 2: mister wen singh so and he turned up in a

638
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 2: shirt and time, and I thought the whole proceeds that

639
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 2: you've been asking for more sprouts than that. You'd have

640
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 2: to say, mister sprouts, mister sprouts, mister wen Sing, can

641
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Speaker 2: we have some more sprouts please? And we broke after

642
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Speaker 2: the main dinner that where he took like an hour

643
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Speaker 2: before putting, and he said I was going to go

644
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Speaker 2: for a walk, and we never ever saw him again.

645
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Speaker 2: He never came back. Even the guy who was alone

646
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Speaker 2: on Christmas Day, and my mother in law never saw

647
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 2: him back at that church either. I don't know whatever

648
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 2: happened to mister wen Sing where there was Like whoever

649
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 2: those people are? I'd rather be alone for the rest

650
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Speaker 2: of Christmas Day than been with that god awful family.

651
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 2: The requests from more sprouts. So who's that guy unwanted

652
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 2: or uninvited Christmas guests? And does anyone still have a

653
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Speaker 2: Christmas present that you got as a kid? What is

654
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Speaker 2: the oldest present that you still own? All right? Those

655
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Speaker 2: are your five topers this morning. The best caols we

656
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Speaker 2: get you. Next hour we give you tickets. These are

657
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Speaker 2: the last tickets to come and join us tonight at

658
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Speaker 2: the Palace Como to come and watch Elf No. Four

659
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Speaker 2: one four one oh four to three. You only had

660
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Speaker 2: it a few minutes and then your Christmas toy broke

661
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 2: on Christmas Day. You need Christmas traditions. Only your family

662
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 2: have the toy that got away, the one you wanted

663
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Speaker 2: but you didn't get. What did you get? Who's that guy?

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Speaker 2: Who's your mister wen Sing? Unwanted and uninvited Christmas guests?

665
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Speaker 2: And what's the oldest Christmas present you used to own?

666
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Speaker 2: If you've got anything for those nine four four one

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Speaker 2: oh four three.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: Friends, our House and breaking news. We have been the

671
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Speaker 2: victims of industrial radio sabotage. It's reports of Eddie McGuire

672
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Speaker 2: just seen leaving the building. Our phone system has just

673
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Speaker 2: had a meltdown, and Eddie McGuire in a Scooby Doo

674
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Speaker 2: kind of Badni's mask as has been seen speeding away.

675
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Speaker 4: With a comical pair of big scissors and his cut

676
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Speaker 4: phone lads.

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Speaker 2: So, phone lines are down, which is great, especially when

678
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Speaker 2: we've just spent four and a half minutes asking you

679
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Speaker 2: to call in about five different phone ins to do

680
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Speaker 2: with Christmas. So apologies if you're hearing like a engaged tone.

681
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Speaker 2: I know you busy people in the morning, and we

682
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Speaker 2: always respect the fact that just listened to the show

683
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Speaker 2: is one thing, but take the time and give us

684
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Speaker 2: a call with you. Great stories means everything to us.

685
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 2: So if you do have a good story, please text

686
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Speaker 2: it into us and then once we get the phones

687
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Speaker 2: up and running, which hopefully be the next five minutes,

688
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Speaker 2: we will call you back. Okay. Our text number is

689
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Speaker 2: whack into your phones, so you've always got our little

690
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Speaker 2: text number oh four seven five three one oh four

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Speaker 2: three four seven five three one oh four three.

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Speaker 1: Thanks the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 1: four point three.

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Speaker 2: If you can hear these words, it means that the

695
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Speaker 2: phone system is down. We've tried everything to stay alive

696
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Speaker 2: in this studio. We're running low on oxygen. Can you

697
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 2: hear my words? This is the end of the world,

698
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Speaker 2: The end of the world, friends, The phones are down.

699
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Speaker 2: Patsy's done her normal bit of the Queen of positivity

700
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Speaker 2: on the show. Simply came wondering and went, heads, will

701
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Speaker 2: have to roll the news the news phone. The news

702
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 2: phone was down yesterday, which meant I couldn't call out

703
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Speaker 2: and get free red carpet toket to me and my family.

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Speaker 6: The bat phone's dead.

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Speaker 2: Heads, well have to roll. Why were you fired from

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Speaker 2: that job at Gold? One day? The pummy guy couldn't

707
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Speaker 2: take a phone call, so I had to go.

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Speaker 4: The news reader said I had to go.

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Speaker 2: She called it head after roll, friends, not just that.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if phrases winding me up, but you

711
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 2: know I can't stand to lose a great caller a story.

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Speaker 2: So Phrases texted in here. The only way we can

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Speaker 2: communicate this morning is through smoke signals with you and

714
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 2: text messages collect our producer went. They can also leave

715
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Speaker 2: messages on Facebook. That's what you kind of RSL community

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Speaker 2: radio stations do.

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Speaker 3: Come on.

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Speaker 2: We can't be reduced to that. But Phrases has texted

719
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Speaker 2: in here, going, I have a seriously funny story to

720
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Speaker 2: tell you, guys, Phraser, you're making it worse late. Just

721
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Speaker 2: during that five second jingle passes fired three people. They've gone.

722
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Speaker 2: We don't even know what they do. We might need

723
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Speaker 2: to rehire them, perhaps by lunchtime. But that being marched

724
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Speaker 2: out the building right now, how do we cope with

725
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Speaker 2: no phones? We go old school to snail mail. It's

726
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Speaker 2: not it's actually email, electronic mail, your late La party emails.

727
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Speaker 2: Do you know it was it? Last week on the show,

728
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Speaker 2: we were talking about grandparents claim to fame? Yep. Do

729
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Speaker 2: you guys know what a game is called? True go? No?

730
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Speaker 9: Oh?

731
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Speaker 4: It's like a croquet, is it?

732
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Speaker 2: Okay?

733
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Speaker 1: No?

734
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Speaker 4: I think it's a proper outside a mallet. You gotta mellet,

735
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Speaker 4: I think right?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Good morning, Christian. My Nana's kind to faint. She

737
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 2: was a True Go superstar. She was a champion in

738
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Speaker 2: South Melbourne True Go Club. She was on television in

739
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Speaker 2: a show that was either called who said Australian TV

740
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Speaker 2: isn't very good? Waight up? What's it called? Name that sport?

741
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Speaker 2: Or what is that sport? Either name that sport? How

742
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 2: do you get half an hour? An hour and name

743
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Speaker 2: that sport? Or what's it called? What is that sport?

744
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Speaker 2: She was very serious about the game. Lots of people

745
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Speaker 2: men wouldn't even want to play her. The high score

746
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 2: you could get was twenty. She would routinely get nineteen

747
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Speaker 2: or twenty. I love to listen to you guys in

748
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 2: the morning, full stop, amusing, full stop. Thank you, Linda yep.

749
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Speaker 4: From what I can tell Google images, trugo is like

750
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Speaker 4: a reverse okay, so you hit it backward through your legs.

751
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Speaker 2: Oh okay. This is from Luke Christian. Last week on

752
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Speaker 2: the show, you're talking about your friend who's bringing his

753
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 2: dad's ashes or some of them back from London here

754
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,720
Speaker 2: to Melbourne. Yes, they arrived yesterday. I saw a picture

755
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Speaker 2: of his dad's passport photo. I said last week, how

756
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 2: the airliners said abctually fine and bringing on some of

757
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 2: your dad's ashes. You just need to bring his passport,

758
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,320
Speaker 2: even though his dad is no longer physical form.

759
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Speaker 4: And he's only bringing a bit of his dad his

760
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Speaker 4: dad out.

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Speaker 2: But I'll tell you what, he's suspitting image of his ashes.

762
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Speaker 2: And he showed me the photos yesterday. Christian. We used

763
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Speaker 2: to have a cocker Spaniel called Molly. She was joined

764
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Speaker 2: at the hit with my wife and when we moved

765
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Speaker 2: to Australia were to try and work out a way

766
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Speaker 2: to sneak her ashes in and she passed away just

767
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Speaker 2: we moved out here, but we didn't want the bloody

768
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Speaker 2: authorities taken away. I don't think the best way to

769
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Speaker 2: speak about border patrol. It's bloody authorities. I love that

770
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Speaker 2: Border Patrol show Australian border, but is it great?

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Speaker 1: You know what?

772
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Speaker 2: You actually just can't work out how people thought this

773
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 2: will be no briggie to bring a dead light something

774
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 2: into the country. So we don't know this isn't I

775
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 2: don't know if we can read this out. So we

776
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 2: sowed the ashes into one of my kid's teddy bears

777
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 2: and got the kids to take the teddy on the plan.

778
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Speaker 2: We can't use your kid as an ashes mule, sir

779
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 2: on the trayer on the plane with us when we

780
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 2: moved over. Job done. She still has the Teddy Bear

781
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 2: on the dress in the bedroom five years later. Not

782
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 2: sure if it's weird, but it's up there that the

783
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 2: dead dog is still inside in the ashes. That's from

784
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Speaker 2: h Luke Christian. Are you're talking about pranks you played

785
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,439
Speaker 2: on your dad? Yeah? I still need to get Lois back.

786
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 2: She said to me the day, Hey, what happened to

787
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 2: this revenge prank? I told you it's just gonna be

788
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 2: sad for you. It's gonna be so obvious what you're doing.

789
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 2: I need some sort of pranks a planner to get

790
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 2: her back. Otherwise it's like I've got no game anymore.

791
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 4: Revenge is best so cold, though, So I think it's

792
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 4: good that you put some distance between her prank on you.

793
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 2: So wait five years.

794
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Speaker 4: I still do it by the end of the week

795
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 4: so we can hear about it on the show.

796
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 2: Not that long, Kristin pranks you played, we used to

797
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,959
Speaker 2: have this table in our living room. It's only small

798
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 2: on about four foot in length, and it had screw

799
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Speaker 2: on legs in everyone's Mom and dad have a table

800
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 2: with screw on legs. Dad used it all the time

801
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 2: for his tea and biscuits. So one day I loosened

802
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 2: won the legs while he was in the kitchen. They

803
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 2: can up a nice plate of biscuits making a cup

804
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 2: of tea off the day at work. I heard him

805
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 2: coming and I raced up to my room. That's where

806
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 2: pranks are best to join from, aren't they up in

807
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 2: your bedroom waiting for the swearing and chaos to begin.

808
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 2: I couldn't stop giggling at this impending doom that was

809
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 2: about to befall him. Great word there, Anthony. All I

810
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 2: heard was a clutter of cutlery and a series of

811
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Speaker 2: really down f bombs, and then another expleted as they

812
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,879
Speaker 2: came down to see not only tea splashed over the floor,

813
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,879
Speaker 2: but sadly all the tea had gone onto his poor

814
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,479
Speaker 2: groin area as well. He was actually holding his groin

815
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 2: in crying in pain. But it was still a great

816
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 2: prank that comes from Anthony Christian. I get that the

817
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 2: tin fall on the top is annoying for Jack. These

818
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 2: are ideas to stop Jack dog from getting up on

819
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 2: the kitchen top, But doesn't she jump on the bench first.

820
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,240
Speaker 2: Then go up to the worktop.

821
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a built in bench seat, so it's actually

822
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Speaker 4: as long as the bench top. So I guess we

823
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Speaker 4: could stack up chairs or something on there.

824
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 2: But you put the tin four on the bench but

825
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 2: still like years on there. She's not gonna like that.

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Speaker 2: But then you roll it away when you come home.

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Speaker 4: So every morning, I mean I get up, We get

828
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Speaker 4: up a quarter to five every morning. Put some aluminium

829
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Speaker 4: foil out.

830
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Speaker 2: Yeah, roll it out too hard, try, Christian Harry goes

831
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Speaker 2: on to say that he's got very well behave spaniels.

832
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 2: That is a great shut up line for any single

833
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 2: guys out. They just go up to a lad and

834
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Speaker 2: go I've got very well behaved Spaniels. Thank you Harry

835
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Speaker 2: for your email.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

837
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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: Tonight we're doing our last movie Club of the year,

839
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 2: one of the greatest Christmas movies from the Funniest Man

840
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 2: of Live Will Ferrell in elf. We got twelve seats left.

841
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 2: Come and join us at the Palace Como tonight. You

842
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 2: get Cannabase and Prosecco and our lovely company as well,

843
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 2: and a great funny Christmas movie with Will Fell. So

844
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 2: what we're doing giving away these last twelve seats is

845
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 2: on five Top of Tuesday, a Christmas special. The last

846
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 2: half an hour. The phones have pinned down, so we've

847
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 2: just rebooted them. The phones are now working so we

848
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 2: can take your great stories. So it's an all Christmas

849
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 2: special last week of the show this year, it's an

850
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 2: all Christmas special today on five Topic Tuesday. Here are

851
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 2: the five topics that we're looking for your stories on.

852
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 2: You only had it a few minutes. Who's got a

853
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 2: sad story? You got that amazing present you wanted on

854
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 2: Christmas Day? Within hours it was broken. Jack tell us

855
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 2: the sad story about Inspector Gadget.

856
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, he had lots of moving part his neck would extend,

857
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 4: his hat would open, but his hand would shoot off

858
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,919
Speaker 4: like a rocket, and we lost his hand in the bush.

859
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 4: Never found it again.

860
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 2: It's a very Australian kind of injury. He lost his

861
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 2: hand in the bush. Unique Christmas editions that only your

862
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 2: family have. What are you? Unique Christmas editions that only

863
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:09,399
Speaker 2: your family carry out? The toy that got away? What's

864
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 2: that toy that you asked for but then you didn't get?

865
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 2: They gave you something else. They ignored what you wanted

866
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,800
Speaker 2: and got you something cheaper or worse. The toy that

867
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Speaker 2: got away you still think about it to this day.

868
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 2: Who's that guy unwanted or uninvited Christmas guests? And what's

869
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 2: the oldest Christmas present you still own? Now? Despite the

870
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 2: phone's being down, we have had some people been emailed

871
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,800
Speaker 2: in the show for five to its Tuesday Christian A

872
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 2: couple years ago, I got my husband he wanted a

873
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 2: remote control buggy for Christmas, so I went and brought it.

874
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 2: It's a very expensive thing. I took it to my parents'

875
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 2: house to hire it do Christmas Day and I was

876
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 2: showing my dad and my dad said, let's get it

877
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 2: out and have a play with it now. So we

878
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 2: pulled it out. This thing was really powerful and quick.

879
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 2: We were playing with it for about ten minutes and

880
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 2: then I had to go and accidentally flipped it over

881
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 2: and smashed the bumper. This is amazing. So you haven't

882
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 2: even given it to your husband and you've broken it.

883
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 2: My dad try to fix it with glue. We then

884
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 2: repackaged it all up. I re wrapped it and Christmas

885
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 2: Day handed it to my husband. He went out to

886
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 2: play with it, and again the bumper fell off within

887
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 2: a couple of minutes and we said nothing, Thank you

888
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 2: very much, Karen Christian. This is a story about a

889
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,399
Speaker 2: broken Christmas present. It was all my fault. I broke

890
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 2: my daughter's Christmas present. After about ten minutes she opened it.

891
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 2: It was one of those Barbie fairies with wings. Just

892
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,720
Speaker 2: imagine that, right, you're a little girl. And he prayed

893
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 2: of getting your Barbie with wings. Let us, let us,

894
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 2: let us still, Christian. It was a Barbie fairy with wings.

895
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 2: You would insert a plastic pull string and pull it

896
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 2: to make Barbie fly. My daughter tried it a few times,

897
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 2: couldn't get enough gumption going. I then said, hand it here.

898
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 2: You're not doing it properly. I tried to show it

899
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,919
Speaker 2: how it should be done. Christi, I'm afraid to say

900
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 2: I pulled it too hard. Barbie hit the roof, bounce

901
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 2: off the TV stand and broke her wings. Barbie couldn't

902
00:40:55,520 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 2: fly anymore. My daughter was in tears all Christmas day. Simon,

903
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 2: all right, give us a call nine four one oh

904
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 2: four to three lines are now open for the all

905
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 2: Christmas specialift time five top of Tuesday would take your stories.

906
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 1: Next the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh

907
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: four point three.

908
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 2: So it's a five Top of Tuesday Christmas special this morning,

909
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 2: all stories to do with Christmas, and the five phones

910
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 2: are what is the oldest present you still own? Who's

911
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 2: that guy? Unwanted or uninvited Christmas guests? The toy that

912
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 2: got away? You know, the one toy that you wanted,

913
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 2: you asked for, Maybe you wrote to Santa four and

914
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 2: then what turned up was not what you requested normally

915
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:35,240
Speaker 2: for me, a cheaper or crapper version, unique Christmas traditions

916
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 2: that only your family do, and you only had it

917
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 2: for a few minutes. Like Paul Simon's daughter and the

918
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 2: broken Barbie, they couldn't fly anymore. Christian, I still got

919
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 2: Fozzy Bear my first Christmas gift when I was nine

920
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 2: nine months forty two years ago. That's incredible. And someone

921
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 2: else has still got their Rupert the Bear annuals from

922
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 2: nineteen sixty eight and nineteen sixty nine. They'd be worth

923
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 2: quite a bit of money. And don't you Pats, but

924
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 2: I found Rupert the Bear one of the most disturbing

925
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 2: and terrifying things from my childhood.

926
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 6: I don't know if we had him out here, did we?

927
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 10: Oh?

928
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,800
Speaker 2: You must have done. Sort of a strange kind of

929
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 2: albino bear in sort of checked pants, and he had

930
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 2: a mate with him who was a gnarly sort of

931
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 2: twig called Rackety or something used to give everyone nightmares.

932
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 4: I remember Ruperah, Actually he did come here.

933
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 2: Did he look at him yet?

934
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 8: No?

935
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 2: He's not you are you looking at that photo with

936
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 2: his twig mate.

937
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 4: No, he's He's just a cartoon character bear with yellow stuff.

938
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 2: Albino bear and the red roll neck and the yellow

939
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 2: check pants. And then I had a terrifying TV theme

940
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 2: tune as well, Rupert Rupert the Bear. He knows your name.

941
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to Helen. Good morning morning guys.

942
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 10: Love the show.

943
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 2: Oh bless you head, and thank you very much thanksgiving

944
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 2: us the cool this morning. Which Christmas story are you

945
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,399
Speaker 2: culling about this morning? House?

946
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 10: About the unique Christmas tradition?

947
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:58,959
Speaker 2: Oh great? And what's it for you guys?

948
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 10: So my family, we've always lived on a main road,

949
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 10: no matter which house we've lived in. So every year

950
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 10: we have a tradition where everyone dresses like somebody has

951
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,319
Speaker 10: to dress up as Santa for the year, and that's

952
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 10: not where it stops.

953
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 11: So the point is though, that you have to go out.

954
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 10: On the main road. You're going to try and make

955
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 10: as big as a fool of yourself as you can.

956
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 10: You're got to dance around and see how many cars

957
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 10: you can get to toot you while you dance along

958
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 10: the main street dressed at the Santa. And then it's

959
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,240
Speaker 10: always bonus pointed if you can get the tram driver

960
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 10: or someone to kind of toot you or wave at you,

961
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 10: So bonus points for trams. If you can get more trams,

962
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:36,439
Speaker 10: the better.

963
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 2: Well, I tell you what. It's a nice tradition, isn't it.

964
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 2: It's a lot of her foot as well, But I

965
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 2: think it's a great idea.

966
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, well, it brings a lot of cheer to the neighborhood.

967
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 10: You see the little kids in the car's way started.

968
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,439
Speaker 4: And how do you choose who goes in the suit?

969
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 10: Ah? Well last year it was my brother, so maybe

970
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 10: it might be this year my turn, So we'll have

971
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 10: to see how that plays out.

972
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 2: So if it is me, I'd be tempted to maybe

973
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 2: show a different sight of Santa and just drop my

974
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 2: cats and start mooning at people. Go oh God, kids

975
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 2: don't see Santa like that. Why Santa vomiting into a bin?

976
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 2: All right, Helen, thank you very much and cool, all right?

977
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 2: Thank you. Alana, Hi, hi, Lana. Welcome to the show.

978
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:19,840
Speaker 2: What's your story for us? This morning?

979
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:21,319
Speaker 12: We had an.

980
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 13: Unwanted guest Christmas. Unfortunately no one else would take you uncle,

981
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 13: and we've we've unfortunately got it.

982
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 7: And we were sitting down at the Christmas table. So

983
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 7: we've been talking and leading for a while.

984
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 13: And during the dinner he turned to my sister and said,

985
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 13: who are you? And she was twenty two.

986
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 2: You'd don't know for he is, or you can do

987
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 2: a whole phone in one day about uncles. I don't

988
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 2: think a lot of those stories are broadcast or what.

989
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 2: There's something about uncles, isn't There often strange characters uncles

990
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 2: slash inappropriate as well. There and a lot of families

991
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 2: have got a strange uncle in the mix. Alana, that's

992
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 2: a great one. Thank you very much for giving us

993
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 2: a call. Thank you.

994
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 13: Thanks Mary, Mary, Hello, Kristin, how are you.

995
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 2: I'm good, Mary, Welcome to the show, and I watch

996
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 2: your story first morning.

997
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 13: Well, our story is that from the late eighteen hundreds.

998
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 13: We make my late grandmother's Christmas pudding and we include

999
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 13: the old shillings and pens from pre decimal pre nineteen

1000
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 13: sixty six from Australia. Yes, and you can only use

1001
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 13: those otherwise they're poisonous. So each year I have to

1002
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 13: boil them and each and put them in the pudding.

1003
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 13: My pudding's hanging. Now you have to hang it for

1004
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 13: six to eight weeks on the hook and then you

1005
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 13: warm it up on Christmas Day. Now you cut through

1006
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 13: and you get the coin, but I have to buy

1007
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 13: it back from everybody otherwise I don't have the coins

1008
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 13: to keep the tradition going. So it's really fun and

1009
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 13: it's such a yummy recipe.

1010
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 2: And this has been going on since the eighteen hundreds, yes, the.

1011
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 13: Late eighteen hundreds. My late grandmother that had got it

1012
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 13: from you know beforehand, and luckily that mum had it

1013
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 13: written down and I made it a few times with

1014
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 13: my late mum and I in longhand wrote down all

1015
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:17,280
Speaker 13: the steps to ensure that I could keep the recipe

1016
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 13: into its original form.

1017
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 2: What a wonderful tradition to keep alive and do all

1018
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 2: these generations of your family. Tell me, what does it

1019
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 2: taste like because obviously a lot of those older recipes

1020
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 2: they were using food stuff that they had around a

1021
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 2: different scarcity. Does it taste nice?

1022
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 13: It tastes so nice. It's so rich with the beautiful

1023
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 13: Australian sultanas and currants and that in it. Yeah, it's

1024
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 13: and of course you put a lot of brand in it.

1025
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 2: That's it, and you set fire to it.

1026
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 13: No, no, not yet. Already when I cook you if

1027
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 13: I'm not careful, the alarm goes off.

1028
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 2: So though if I did that, we would all right, Mary,

1029
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 2: that's lovely, thank you very much to give us a call.

1030
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 2: Thank you, all right, So five tours today. If your

1031
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 2: Christmas stories are what's the oldest present you still own?

1032
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 2: Who's that guy I wanted an uninvited Christmas guest? The

1033
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 2: toy that got away? Unique Christmas editions that your family

1034
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 2: have and you only had it for a few minutes.

1035
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 2: The Christmas toy that broke on Christmas Day?

1036
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:19,320
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

1037
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 2: Three five Tuesday, We've done a Christmas theme one today.

1038
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 2: You only had it a few minutes. About toys that

1039
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 2: broke on Christmas Day? Like Jack's Little Inspector gadget Christmas traditions.

1040
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 2: Only your family have the toy that got away? You know,

1041
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 2: the one that you begged mom and dad for, you

1042
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 2: worked to Christmas, Father Christmas for and then you never

1043
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 2: got at Your parents got you something else in there instead.

1044
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,919
Speaker 2: Who's that guy? You've had none wanted, an uninvited Christmas guest?

1045
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 2: And what's the oldest Christmas present you still own to

1046
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 2: this day? Any of those? Give us a called nine

1047
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 2: four one four one oh four to three. Before the

1048
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 2: news they squeezing a few of you. Lisa, Good morning,

1049
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 2: Good morning, Hello Lisa, welcome to the show. Thanks for calling.

1050
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 2: In which one are you calling it about? Mate?

1051
00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 7: The present that got away?

1052
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 2: What did you ask for? What did you want?

1053
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 7: My brother and sister and I asked for a trampoline?

1054
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 7: What did you And we got a trampolaine and we

1055
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 7: got to the back door and my dad was jumping

1056
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 7: on it and then did a bum drop and went

1057
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 7: straight through it.

1058
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 2: I could visualize it. Then the old man, he's had

1059
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 2: a couple of eggnogs, a big belly of Christmas turkey

1060
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,879
Speaker 2: and stuffing, and then the trampoline is no match for Dad.

1061
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,359
Speaker 2: The trampoline quit on the spot and Dad went through

1062
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 2: a bum drop as well, which I think is on

1063
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 2: the Olympic move and now they're synchronized bum drop. Lisa.

1064
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 2: That's a great story. Thank you very much for giving

1065
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 2: us a call. And you're more the welcome to come

1066
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 2: and join us tonight for ELF if you're around.

1067
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 7: Fantastic, Thank you, great.

1068
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 2: We see you down there.

1069
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:50,800
Speaker 7: Thank you.

1070
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 2: Let's get a Sue. Good morning, Sue.

1071
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,320
Speaker 14: Hello, Hi guys, hello you.

1072
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're good Sue. That's the cooler show off you go.

1073
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,439
Speaker 11: I've got the one that last too long. Two years ago,

1074
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 11: we were doing the right thing and brought our two

1075
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 11: boys those twelve vaults cart things that you can herb

1076
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 11: around in the backyard.

1077
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 2: Oh, I've seen those. They look great.

1078
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 4: Well it's easy ones that they actually get in.

1079
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, like little Lamborghinis and all that sort of stuff.

1080
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1081
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 11: And so we did the right thing. Not before change

1082
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 11: the batteries up and everything. The kids were herbing around

1083
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 11: the backyard and both of them burst into flames. But both.

1084
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:32,879
Speaker 2: This story went quite real soon the kids are all right.

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00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 12: Fine, The kids were fine.

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00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 11: Kids were fine, Yes, yet recall and it wasn't much

1087
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 11: to recall.

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00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess they're getting the full driving experience

1089
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 2: with Lamborghinis. I mean they can be dangerous cars, but

1090
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,879
Speaker 2: that what excitement on Christmas Day?

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00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 11: Yeah, pretty much.

1092
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,959
Speaker 2: And with the boys, okay, did they find it fine?

1093
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 2: They were quite young.

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00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 11: I think they are about five and three maybe at

1095
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 11: the time.

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00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 2: To be trapped in a five.

1097
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,720
Speaker 4: They're too young to remember.

1098
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,280
Speaker 2: The trauma come back.

1099
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 4: Itself in different ways.

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00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 11: I'm thinking that's why weather from drives like a maniac.

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00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 2: Now, all right, so that's a great one. Sue. Do

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00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 2: you want to come and watch Elf with us tonight?

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00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 11: Unfortunately I can't. I'm sorry, So please pay it forward?

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00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 2: Will I pay for.

1105
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:31,720
Speaker 13: Have an amazing Christmas?

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00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 2: Guye and thank you, thank you very very much, very sweet. Dennis.

1107
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning, good morning, big d Okay wish

1108
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:42,799
Speaker 2: when a here calling it about Dennis.

1109
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 3: I'm telling him about the gift that I never got.

1110
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 2: What didn't you get? What did you? First of all,

1111
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:48,320
Speaker 2: what did you want? Dennis?

1112
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 3: Well, I was raised in a really strict religious household,

1113
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,959
Speaker 3: and I was asking for years and years and years

1114
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 3: to get a toy gun, but my parents would never

1115
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 3: agree to it. And then one day said Oh yeah,

1116
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 3: we'll get it for you this Christmas really psyched that

1117
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 3: waiting for Christmas Day and then my person came out

1118
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 3: and it was really thin, unreckoned, with bloody thinking comics.

1119
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 2: I used to love tinting comics, but it is no

1120
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 2: toy gun for a kid. And like I said, Thinness,

1121
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 2: lets you know that disappointment is contained with a big

1122
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 2: gun in there yourself, with seventy special spike gun that

1123
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 2: they would try and get on a plane or undetected.

1124
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 3: I can still feel the disappointment, Christians.

1125
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,800
Speaker 2: It stays with you, doesn't It leaves a mark on

1126
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 2: your soul.

1127
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 3: Never goes away. So I end up having to make

1128
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 3: my own toy guns, and I think they're better than

1129
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 3: the ones I could possibly buy.

1130
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 2: But that's even more terrifying. A boy that you see

1131
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 2: playing who's got a homemade gun. Watch that kid, he's

1132
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 2: on a watch list. All right, Dennis, you've actually coming

1133
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 2: tonight and have a drink with us and watching Elf.

1134
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like a plan.

1135
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 2: Excellent, We paid it forward. Dennis will see you down

1136
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 2: there tonight.

1137
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 3: Excellent guys.

1138
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: Christian All Breakfast Show album's gold one of four point three.

1139
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, all the great stories are coming

1140
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 2: through Christmas Special on five top of Tuesday. Christian and

1141
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 2: talking this morning about the the Christmas Day toy that

1142
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 2: didn't last long they got broken. When I was younger,

1143
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 2: all I wanted for Christmas was a penny skateboard. On

1144
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 2: Christmas morning, I got the penny board, went to the

1145
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 2: local park to test it out. I was having a

1146
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 2: little bit of trouble using it, so my dad decided.

1147
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 4: To show me, so much harder than you think to write.

1148
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 2: And how many stories have you got about? And then

1149
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 2: Dad got hold of it like the Barbie fairy that

1150
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 2: he just go too much of it, yanked to and

1151
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 2: her wings flew off. He got on and started moving it,

1152
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 2: but we just heard about the dad doing the bum

1153
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 2: and dropping the trampoline, breaking it before his kids could

1154
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 2: even get on it. On Christmas Day, Here you goes

1155
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 2: Sunday wat. We then tried to superclue with this great

1156
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:02,439
Speaker 2: that's going to work, but then my granddad profers car

1157
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 2: on one. Oh my god, it ruined my Christmas. I

1158
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,399
Speaker 2: was five Christians. I'm in my fifties. I still still

1159
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,720
Speaker 2: dread Christmas. The Nightmas of the penny ball in broken

1160
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 2: twice you've got two sets of fathers, two generations of fathers, Sophie.

1161
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 2: That's incredible. Kylie has got two stories here unusual Christmas traditions.

1162
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 2: One year, my family went to carols by candlelight at

1163
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 2: the Mayor Music Bowl and it was rained out. The

1164
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 2: only thing still dry was the contents of our eski,

1165
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 2: which contained booze and food. So we went home, got

1166
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 2: changed and had a fresh picnic blanket on the on

1167
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 2: the front room floor and ate off that. Every year

1168
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 2: since my now grown up children, this is lovely. Every

1169
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 2: year since my now grown up children love to set

1170
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 2: the pink blanket picnic blanket on the floor and have

1171
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 2: picnic food and watch carols by. It's a beautiful story.

1172
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 2: And then who's that guy? For dinner? When I was young,

1173
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 2: my mother asked me to invite the family from across

1174
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 2: the road. They were quite isolated and deeply religious for

1175
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 2: Christmas dinner, which was our main sort of roast dinner.

1176
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 2: I accidentally invited them and at one point, you're in

1177
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 2: the mill, one of the children in the family started

1178
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 2: singing Happy Birthday Jesus.

1179
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 9: My grandmother yelled out, bless him, he thinks, bless him.

1180
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 9: He thinks is someone's birthday?

1181
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 2: Gonna know of this kid? All good signs for the

1182
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 2: rest of the Christmas dinner, and soon my mum was mortified.

1183
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,439
Speaker 2: We've been all being told to be on our best

1184
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 2: behavior with our religious neighbors. We never saw them again.

1185
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 2: We invited them around a couple of weeks later, but

1186
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 2: they refused to come. Kylie, thank you very much. Let's

1187
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 2: go to Kelly. Good morning, Hi Christian, Hey Kelly, welcome

1188
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 2: to the show. Which one are you calling in about? Uh?

1189
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 14: The one that got away?

1190
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:55,799
Speaker 3: Oh?

1191
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, what toy did you want?

1192
00:54:58,640 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 3: No?

1193
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 14: It was my kids given a giant remote control shark

1194
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 14: that was inflated with heliums and they took it outside

1195
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 14: and it floated away and the remote control did absolutely nothing.

1196
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,800
Speaker 14: But the next day there was a story on the

1197
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 14: news about a pilot in christ Church that was startled

1198
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 14: by a giant flying shark.

1199
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 4: Do you think it can really travel that far?

1200
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 14: Possibly because it floated away really really quick.

1201
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 2: Balloons, don't you they go for miles across. That's a

1202
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,359
Speaker 2: great one, Kenny, Thank you very much. You cool?

1203
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:42,320
Speaker 14: Thank you?

1204
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 2: Michelle. Hello, Michelle, off you go. What's your story for us?

1205
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 12: I got the one that got away. Santa got in

1206
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 12: our children a trampoline, one of those lightweight ones with

1207
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 12: the net and it was a stormy really really saw

1208
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:03,720
Speaker 12: me Christmas morning and went outside to see what Santa

1209
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 12: had gosh, and the trampoline was gone and it was over.

1210
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 12: It had gone over the sen into the paddy. Yeah,

1211
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 12: it was all ripped, all the netting results and the

1212
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 12: youngest burst into tears because you know, he was that

1213
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 12: was his Christmas present.

1214
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 2: Santa didn't bore it down.

1215
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:26,359
Speaker 4: The pegs.

1216
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 2: Amateur, they're just putting the pegs.

1217
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 14: But anyway, it got patched up and all that.

1218
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,479
Speaker 12: But yeah, it was quite funny, just completely gone.

1219
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Michelle, thanks for killing him.

1220
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 14: Mane, thank you.

1221
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 2: Uh, let's squeeze one more quarter in Jackie, good morning. Hi,

1222
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 2: how are you CHRISTI I'm good Jack and I hope

1223
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 2: you well. Thanks for giving us a call this morning.

1224
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 2: So you've got a story about the toy that got away?

1225
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:51,800
Speaker 1: What was it?

1226
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 15: Oh?

1227
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 16: Yeah, so many years ago, I wanted a Melven bicycle.

1228
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 16: They were the bicycles that we're in at the time,

1229
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 16: and my dad decided that, you know, obviously money would

1230
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:11,800
Speaker 16: bit tight. So he's spray painted like this old bicycle

1231
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 16: and instead put new grips and new pedals on it.

1232
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 15: So that was a.

1233
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 13: Fiscal I got.

1234
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you know what, I bet there are so

1235
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 2: many people who've got stories about hand me downs that

1236
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 2: were repurposed and regifted, repackaged and repainted to make it

1237
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 2: look like to a simpler child, for the smaller brain,

1238
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 2: this was a brand new, shiny gift just for them.

1239
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 2: I bet there are so many people listener to this going. Yeah,

1240
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 2: that happened to me most Christmas as well. If you're

1241
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 2: a younger brother or sister, Jackie, thank you very much.

1242
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 2: You cal you fantcy coming to elf tonight.

1243
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 16: Yes, that would be great. I'd love to bring my

1244
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 16: daughter with me.

1245
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 2: Please do yeh bring whoever you want we see down

1246
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 2: there for a drinking and love tonight.

1247
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 12: Thank you.

1248
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 1: I'm a Christian. O'con all Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one

1249
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 1: of four point three.

1250
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 2: Letters Letters Today's time waste. We're asking you to ruin

1251
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 2: a Christmas movie just to get in that nice, feel

1252
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 2: good Christmas spirit they've built up for the last two hours.

1253
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 2: Ruin a Christmas movie best when we get you in

1254
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 2: the next ten minutes. You've got VIP tickets to go

1255
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 2: to a Day on the Green for every the twenty

1256
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 2: second Rochford Winery, A Heart and Rick Astley a double

1257
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 2: great bill of eighty superstars. All right, Ruin a Christmas Movie.

1258
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:23,439
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. I'll be honest here, these ain't great.

1259
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 4: We had so many destructions this morning with the phones

1260
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 4: going down. Never make excuse's falling for people to be five.

1261
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's just sometimes you've got to fall on

1262
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 2: the sword on your show. Okay, Ruin a Christmas Movie,

1263
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 2: Let's do it. Embrace the stink. Embrace the stink. That's

1264
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 2: what I say to myself every morning in front of

1265
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 2: the mirror to prepare myself for the show. Embrace the stink.

1266
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 2: Embrace the stink. Home alone with no Wi Fi. Hello,

1267
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 2: this is so, it's a gluten free life. If it's

1268
00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 2: a wonderful night, shingles all the way. See that's funny

1269
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 2: and local miracle on punt road? Am I right?

1270
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it'd be a miracle traffic am I right?

1271
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 2: Yeah? Guys back me up here. Okay, Jack, what have

1272
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 2: you got for Ruin a Christmas Movie? Embrace the stink.

1273
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 4: Let's go down together a Christmas Carl. What It's not

1274
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 4: a Christmas Carol anymore. It's just a Christmas Carl, your friend, Carl.

1275
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 2: Carl the grease open the studio window.

1276
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 4: Please the grinch who stole avocados through the self service checkout,

1277
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 4: Dordy Grinch.

1278
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 6: They're not your worst ever jacket.

1279
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 4: Waits potatoes, They're not potatoes. Mister Grinch.

1280
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 2: Don't leave twenty nineteen with this hanging in the air.

1281
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 2: Go to Mexico. Now. I'll see you in twenty to

1282
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:56,439
Speaker 2: I see you in the next decade when this is gone.

1283
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 2: Please don't tell me right, just look at what's next.

1284
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 2: If it's worse than that avocado thing, which is a

1285
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 2: crimey spin of business you've ever floated.

1286
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 4: Up on air National Lampoons Christmas castration.

1287
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 2: That's funny, That's okay, you say that at the end there.

1288
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 2: Please please, what's that avocado one?

1289
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 4: Grinch who stole avocados through the self service checkout? Shark

1290
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 4: Jack here we got you on CCTV, mister grinch, A right.

1291
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 2: Sent this your ruin of movies now oh four seventy

1292
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Speaker 2: five three one.

1293
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 1: Four The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

1294
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 1: four point three.

1295
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's ten Weeks of Tickets. It's our final epic

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Speaker 2: week Eighties pop legends.

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Speaker 11: Aha, thanks you very much.

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Speaker 2: And Rick Castley, what's something from the eighties? Did a

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Speaker 2: Day on the Green Rockford Wines in Yarra Valley. Thanks

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Speaker 2: you such a great We have a brilliant time out there.

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Speaker 2: All right, then today we're asking you to ruin a

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Speaker 2: Christmas movie. You've already done a lot better than Jack

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Speaker 2: and I this morning. All right, let's what we get into.

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Speaker 2: Mark at them lumps actually.

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Speaker 4: Civil plus.

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Speaker 2: Single all the Way, Oh that's better, Gold, Hey Shingle

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Speaker 2: all the Way Straight? Or Robbie in Hopper's Crossing the

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Speaker 2: Polar Express. Checkout ru Silver, Emily Diamond Creek, Dude, where's

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Speaker 2: my Sleigh? That's more like it?

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Speaker 4: And the Snow a Christmas movie, though it can be today,

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Speaker 4: Bronze minus.

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Speaker 2: Tough times, A lot of distractions going on today, Tinkle

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Speaker 2: all the Way, Silver, Debarcle on thirty fourth Street, The

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Speaker 2: O Bike's.

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Speaker 15: Are Packer They Civil plus for the O Bike joke,

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Speaker 15: The Fight before Christmas Silver plus so hard Golds die

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Speaker 15: Hard strictly.

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Speaker 4: Christmas Movie's a.

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Speaker 2: Christmas Tree and it is set around at Christmas time,

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Speaker 2: the Santa Pause.

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Speaker 4: Bronze, It's a woe fall life, Silver.

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Speaker 2: Love anxiously got a lot going on there, Rachel and

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Speaker 2: Pasco Vale, everything's all right Silver. The Santa redundancy clause

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Speaker 2: so far the best. That's uh, NICKI Brunswick West and

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Speaker 2: those are the best. It's nicky boy? Is that it list?

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Speaker 4: I think it was a hard topic.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, they've had a lot distractions going on. We've

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Speaker 2: had a lot distractions on this has chalk this one up.

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Speaker 2: So Santa redundancy clause, Nick and Brunswick West. Nick every

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Speaker 2: day sends us funny ones on this. So actually it's

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Speaker 2: well deserved, long deserve mates. So you get the tickets.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna have a great time. You get to go

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Speaker 2: and see Dana Green next year. Rick Astley with a

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Speaker 2: Hardworld at.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one O four.

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Speaker 4: My wife Bianca is in Allay at the moment, staying

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Speaker 4: with her sister and her family, and her sister's boyfriend

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Speaker 4: is about to on Christmas ask her sister to marry him.

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Speaker 2: Now, beautiful, we're going to keep.

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Speaker 4: Don't put that online or anything. Guys out there, because

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Speaker 4: I mean they're in LA.

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Speaker 2: So this show's massive in LA. Mover Ryan Seacrest unlikely.

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Speaker 2: Then she guys, don't put it online. You know, We've

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Speaker 2: got like one guy out there called Steve. He starts

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Speaker 2: running his trap around the Hollywood Hills.

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Speaker 4: You just never know. I think it's safe going out.

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Speaker 2: We badly cut through here in Melbourne. People in LA

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Speaker 2: don't give a rats banjo what we're up to. I

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Speaker 2: don't put it online anyway.

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Speaker 4: If she doesn't know yet, obviously, so that's coming up.

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Speaker 4: But he had to do the thing that I'm not

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Speaker 4: sure if you guys did ask his parents if it's

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Speaker 4: all right if he's going.

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Speaker 2: To marry, and still very formal, you still do that.

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Speaker 4: Well, it reminded me of the very awkward encounter I

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Speaker 4: have with Bank's dad when when I did that.

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Speaker 2: So that's just a guy who we've held before, has

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Speaker 2: got a stronger grip than you.

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Speaker 4: Yes, he he gave me a jar the test to

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Speaker 4: open I can do it, and then he proved that

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Speaker 4: he could open it. So I don't know what the

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Speaker 4: test was for. He is an intimidating guy. And I

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Speaker 4: went on her family holiday with them around Christmas time,

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Speaker 4: and I was trying very hard to separate from Bianca

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Speaker 4: and her mum and her sister and her brother, and

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Speaker 4: which was very hard to do because they all know

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Speaker 4: spend so much time together, again, very close. Every if

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Speaker 4: we're going to do something, we all go. Let's all

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Speaker 4: go supermarket shopping, let's all go to this and that.

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Speaker 2: No, don't get out the car.

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Speaker 4: I need just two minutes is what I need alone

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Speaker 4: with the parents. So the closest I got was her

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Speaker 4: dad and her brother said one day, we're not going

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Speaker 4: to go on the hike that is planned for today.

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Speaker 4: We're going to go and watch an American football match.

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Speaker 4: So I thought, oh, this is my moment. I have

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Speaker 4: to pretend that I love American football. So I told

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Speaker 4: Bianca and her mum and sister, oh, you know what,

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Speaker 4: I would actually love to go and watch American football,

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Speaker 4: to which Bianker is saying, what are you talking about.

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Speaker 4: You've never cared about that. You don't even know how

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Speaker 4: it goes. You love going on a hike, which we've

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Speaker 4: been talking about for a long time. I said, no,

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Speaker 4: oh no, no, let me go to the NFL game.

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Speaker 4: So we go to a pub and I don't know.

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Speaker 4: If you know how long these American football games go

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Speaker 4: for they oh man, they are a slog. So I'm

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Speaker 4: sitting through it, trying to work up the courage, but

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Speaker 4: no moment during the game seems right. So it finally

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Speaker 4: finishes and we're starting to leave the bar, and I

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Speaker 4: have to hurry to say, you know, to get my

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Speaker 4: question out. Her dad and her brother are literally out

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Speaker 4: the door of the bar, holding the door open so often.

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Speaker 2: My bum is actually tightening and I'm not even in

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Speaker 2: this story holding.

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Speaker 4: So imagine them holding the door of the bar open,

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Speaker 4: half in half out of the bar, and I said, oh,

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Speaker 4: before we go, I am just wanting to ask you guys,

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Speaker 4: but you think I'm going to ask Bianka to marry me?

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Speaker 4: And they did a very like almost surprised that this

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Speaker 4: was the moment I would be, ah, yeah, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 4: yeah right and shuffled out of there. But it does

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Speaker 4: remind me of the awkwardness of having do it. Did

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Speaker 4: you have to do it with your in law?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what? I never ever bothered, didn't you know?

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Speaker 2: I don't know why, but it was better.

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Speaker 4: I mean, back when you got married very.

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Speaker 2: Eighteen hundreds, you.

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Speaker 6: Asked for a dowry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now I didn't. When we got married, I never

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Speaker 2: asked christ.

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Speaker 4: God did your parents blessing?

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Speaker 6: I wanted him to for my dad because I insisted.

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Speaker 2: What did he do it? Via a beer bong down

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Speaker 2: between to finish off and jug of beer bong and

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Speaker 2: then the post.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one O four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: When we returned tomorrow morning, the last three shows of

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Speaker 2: twenty nineteen. What's there? We all do a secret center.

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Speaker 4: That's a great idea, including those guys out there, the producers. Yes, Okayack,

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Speaker 4: I thought you just meant the three of us.

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Speaker 2: Oh what about them? They not deserve Christmas this year?

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Speaker 2: Bob practice, I'm going to Mexico City.

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Speaker 11: Was screw.

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Speaker 4: I was because I was going to suggest they do

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Speaker 4: join in. So I'm glad you buy us that.

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Speaker 2: You give nothing though.

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Speaker 6: How much? What's the limit?

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Speaker 2: Twenty is fair?

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Speaker 4: I think no, twenty is low. They twenty sounds like

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Speaker 4: my dad. Mum said to us this year we're doing

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Speaker 4: Chris Kringle and Dad went for twenty dollars.

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Speaker 6: Twenty is good, Camar, you can get stacks for twenty bus.

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Speaker 4: Forty bucks, forty dollars dollars.

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Speaker 2: Wowser. I mean he's got cash to.

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Speaker 6: Spash this guy coins obviously.

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Speaker 4: Yeah he lost that, oh lost.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's still coming out of Andy Lee's money and

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Speaker 2: your birthday money as well. Money. All right, we're back

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Speaker 2: tomorrow morning. Title. Today's show is very well behaved Spaniels.

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Speaker 2: Thanks according today. We'll see you tomorrow morning. Have a

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Speaker 2: great day. Huggies on the way.

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Speaker 1: Look Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three