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Speaker 1: The Jonesy demanded show as we know it started in

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Speaker 1: the aftermath of the two thousand and four tsunami in Pouquet.

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Speaker 2: Undersea earthquake sent enormous way. Since then, we've been here,

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Speaker 2: as you're constant, while the world changed social.

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Speaker 1: Media time, it changed three for brock or oil, weddinghiph.

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Speaker 3: Matter for Refect like a sentinel.

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Speaker 1: We have watched over the world since two thousand and five,

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Speaker 1: and thanks.

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Speaker 2: To a detailed set of diaries that Jonesy has kept.

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Speaker 1: Well they're kind of detailed, but we do have a

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Speaker 1: time travelers podcast of a highly successful radio show. Highly

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Speaker 1: successful a podcast of a moderately successful radio show.

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Speaker 2: All right, well let's begin, shall we Here.

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Speaker 3: We go it's two thousand server.

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Speaker 2: Well, this isn't the beginning of two thousand and seven.

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Speaker 3: No, it's almost the end of two thousand and seven.

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Speaker 2: Where do we find our heroes? So we're around sort

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Speaker 2: of the second half of the year. If you've just won,

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Speaker 2: does you know that we're going through Jonesy's work diary.

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Speaker 2: So what have you found?

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Speaker 3: Well, I've got some letters to start with.

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Speaker 1: Letters, letters, letters from people who enjoy our show. Amanda Jonesy,

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Speaker 1: This is from Peter. Guys, just a quick note to

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Speaker 1: let you know how much I enjoy your show.

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Speaker 2: Praise You've got praise.

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Speaker 1: At the ripe old age of forty nine, I've covered

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Speaker 1: most of the radio stations on the trip to work.

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Speaker 1: Some I've stayed with for a couple of years. Ather

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Speaker 1: I give up on after a few weeks, But at

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Speaker 1: last I found the new perfect mix. I tuned in

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Speaker 1: about two months ago and stayed. I simply didn't realize

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Speaker 1: how humorous you two are. Every day on the trip

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Speaker 1: to work, without fail, I get a solid dose of

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Speaker 1: the chuckles. But what I really like is the down

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Speaker 1: to earth approach that you take no pretentiousness at all.

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Speaker 3: Ten out of ten. Please keep it up, Peter of Klenbrook.

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Speaker 2: Peter still listen.

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Speaker 3: I wonder if Peter still listen, if.

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Speaker 2: We still give him a dose of the chuckle that.

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Speaker 1: Was back in two thousand and seven, because just a

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Speaker 1: new show. Really, back then we were just a slip

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Speaker 1: of a girl.

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Speaker 3: Got another one here? Praise is it?

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Speaker 2: Praise skimming free?

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Speaker 3: Read Hi Amanda.

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Speaker 1: First, I apologize for being notoriously late with this message,

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Speaker 1: but my life is such the lower priority tasks often

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Speaker 1: take some time for me to get around them. I wanted,

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Speaker 1: very belatedly, I admit to congratulate you on the wonderful

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Speaker 1: job that you did on Dancing with.

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Speaker 3: The Stars last year.

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Speaker 1: It's obviously something that is really hard work, and I

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Speaker 1: thought that you were just brilliant.

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Speaker 2: It's nice how Dad that let it be low priority

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Speaker 2: for her without wishing for him to be rude or insulting.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 1: I thought that your effort was even more impressive when

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Speaker 1: you take it to a cat that almost all the

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Speaker 1: other stars were either younger and or fitter and or

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Speaker 1: had more of a sports slash athletic background than you did.

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Speaker 3: Best witch is Deborah Chatwin.

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Speaker 2: That's why you've kept that, because you think it's amusing

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Speaker 2: that it was a pat pat stat.

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Speaker 3: It's a bit of a pat pat stay.

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Speaker 2: Where you say something nice, nice and then shive.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so you can never go.

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Speaker 1: The stabs should never outweigh the pat so certainly, pat

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Speaker 1: stab pat Pat Pat stab stab pat pat.

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Speaker 2: It's like the juice sandwich, nice piece of bread, something

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Speaker 2: on savory and another nice piece of bread.

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Speaker 3: The more bread you make, the less shit you gotta eat.

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Speaker 3: Am I right?

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Speaker 2: You've probably got that on a T shirt someways next

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Speaker 2: to my love's T shirt sandwich. What is it praise

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Speaker 3: This is curious.

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Speaker 1: Hi Brandon, my name is Ray. My wife was watching

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Speaker 1: you on carry Anne's show the other day and was

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Speaker 1: impressed with the improvement to your eyebags. Why you applying

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Speaker 1: rector cream to the area. Well, then I'm in dispatch

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Speaker 1: asking for this product and being presented with so many

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Speaker 1: bum cream The price range from seven dollars to thirty

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Speaker 1: five dollars, the latter being an analgesic.

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Speaker 2: Could you analgesic?

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Speaker 3: It is to it? It's an analgesic?

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Speaker 2: Analgesic?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I nobody's spelt that way.

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Speaker 1: Could you possibly sublime me with the name of the

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Speaker 1: product you use? This could be This could make my

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Speaker 1: life much easier. So tell me what you were doing

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Speaker 1: on carry Anshow I put some rector cream because they

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Speaker 1: said you put rectanol on your face and there was

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Speaker 3: At the time.

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Speaker 2: Was it a hemorrhoid cream?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So the goop that you buy the shops that cost

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Speaker 3: A lot of people say it's just.

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Speaker 1: An anti inflammatory, which what rector cream is.

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Speaker 2: And you only put on rector cream if you've got

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Speaker 2: like hemorrhoids or swelling.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think you put it off for fun.

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Speaker 2: No, Well, what it's a hemorrhoid, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: What a hemorrhoid is a it's a vein? That help

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Speaker 2: Well, it's a sw of a vein, I think, trust me, the.

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Speaker 3: Millennial, he's Norman here to defend himself.

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Speaker 2: And so by putting it under your eyebags shrink the swelling.

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Speaker 2: And how long did you use it for? Just obviously

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Speaker 1: Just one day on the show. But I also I've

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Speaker 2: About oh were you going before and after?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh were you trying to get an add out?

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Speaker 1: And Kerry and actually believed it. So I think Caak

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Speaker 2: And asked for some Rectinold you put her through that

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Speaker 3: It's all grist for the meal isn't it.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's enough of the emails. Speaking of bottoms, I'm

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Speaker 2: looking at your fold its. There's a lot of drawings

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Speaker 3: Well that is you, that's your bum. Do you know

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Speaker 3: how do you know an artist's impression? You know?

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Speaker 1: I can remember this quite well that day, Thursday, July twelve.

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Speaker 2: It's a drawing of a bum. And what's what? What's

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Speaker 3: Sniffing, sniffing the bum?

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Speaker 1: And that's supposed to be pooh because you've sniffed so

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Speaker 2: Oh am I claiming that you're doing that?

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Speaker 1: that's my drawing of the profile, I think, And I

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Speaker 1: think that's my nose drawing. And then you've written thorough

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Speaker 1: on the bum because I've written I've drawn the bum.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So was this renegotiation time? Is that why the

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Speaker 1: It was because every Thursday we had the first boss here,

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Speaker 1: was a great guy, Graham Edwards.

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Speaker 3: Fantastic guy.

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Speaker 2: Very very nice fella, and he employed me too.

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Speaker 1: He gave you, well, I got you here like without me,

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Speaker 2: Come on, and I am as lovely as he was.

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Speaker 3: What do you say?

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Speaker 2: Oh nothing, I just have to say the word. I'll

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Speaker 2: He's done, and you're out.

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Speaker 3: Well retrospectively, and besides, that's your.

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Speaker 2: Drawing harassment, that's your bum. So anyway, anyway.

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Speaker 3: Any Graham as lovely as he was.

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Speaker 1: The last radio station he managed with some little tiny

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Speaker 1: U brought lower Hunt I no audience of about thirty

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm your sorry, Well you can your now because

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Speaker 1: These guys are Texas billionaires and their whole thing is about.

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Speaker 2: About a boss was into monster trucks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Bob, Bob Coran.

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Speaker 1: He was into monster trucks because the Americans would come

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Speaker 2: We the spare bit.

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Speaker 3: We were the spare bit.

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Speaker 2: You can only have in one area. Well, we can

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Speaker 1: You can only own a market one market, you can

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Speaker 3: Somehow slips under the radar.

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Speaker 1: So what they were hoping to do was put eight

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Speaker 1: And then the Americans that went, oh, well, you know,

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Speaker 1: we've they kind of lost interest, like you lose interest

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Speaker 1: in the eski that's in the back of your car.

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Speaker 2: Was the interested in this story? Where are you going?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm just saying. So Graham the boss, he was

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Speaker 2: You know the meetings weren't about work.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, Graham came out here like he was on

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Speaker 2: Gave you twenty bucks and said go and see a movie.

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Speaker 3: No, it was around the time he gave Nicky Webster one.

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Speaker 3: I think that's important. But also we started the year

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Speaker 2: Then that's one of my drawings.

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Speaker 1: Well's that So there's a picture of a bum and

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Speaker 2: I've written that that's Paul Stanley's bottom, Paul, And then

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Speaker 1: So this was another one of Graham's crazy Thursday kumbay

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Speaker 1: Because Ronnie Sparks had come back with his Gloria jeans

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Speaker 1: Little, Paul you that we're to take it straight down

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Speaker 2: Can you get TEXTU off?

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Speaker 1: God gave rock and roll to here, but not the

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Speaker 3: Right to ride all over our station merchandise.

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Speaker 2: Well, I've enjoyed this ride.

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Speaker 3: This has been great. Join us next time when we

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Speaker 3: do two thousand and eight.

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