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Speaker 1: Podcasting now boards for time Eternal kids have complained about

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Speaker 1: going back to school. We called them out on this,

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Speaker 1: We called them lazy, we called them all sorts of

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Speaker 1: horrible names. It's led to a ten year old challenging

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Speaker 1: us to go back to school. Ourselves and Woody are

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Speaker 1: going back to school.

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Speaker 2: They could use it.

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Speaker 3: If Woody and.

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Speaker 1: I went back to school, do you reckon we could

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Speaker 1: get through it.

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Speaker 4: I don't think people get to it at all. All

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Speaker 4: you guys have to do is going at four o'clock

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Speaker 4: and just start talking to.

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Speaker 1: School.

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Speaker 3: So far, it's backfired.

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Speaker 5: We're none from two look a four square challenge At lunchtime,

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Speaker 5: I ended up ryping the shorts and was the laughing

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Speaker 5: stock of the school and had to run away. And

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Speaker 5: then we both bombed at Show and Tell.

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Speaker 1: Bombed hard at Show and Tell. Show and Tell is

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Speaker 1: so much harder than anything anyway. You can get all

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Speaker 1: that on the podcast whim what do you get on

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Speaker 1: the socials?

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Speaker 2: Will and Whatdy?

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Speaker 1: But today's challenge was all about Valentine's Day. Obviously it's

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Speaker 1: on Sunday. Nicola, our ten year old ice queen, called

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Speaker 1: yesterday to give us the challenge.

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Speaker 4: You can't handle the pressure of asking someone else for

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Speaker 4: Valentine's Day?

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Speaker 3: Who would you want me to ask?

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Speaker 4: Find a good looking teacher?

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Speaker 3: This was hard. This was really hard, hard for you.

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Speaker 1: I thought it would be easy for me. But at

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Speaker 1: the end of the day, we did what you used

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Speaker 1: to do in school, guys, which is you'd never go

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Speaker 1: up to a Valentine and say can you be in Valentine.

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Speaker 1: You'd always send your best friend and say, hey, what

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Speaker 1: do you think.

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Speaker 2: Of my mate? What do you rate them out of five?

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Speaker 3: Do you like them?

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Speaker 2: Do you like like them?

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Speaker 3: Et cetera.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately I was the guy that had to do that,

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Speaker 1: so it was all sorts of immature and woods. You

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Speaker 1: They were more than pumped about this.

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Speaker 2: Guys. So Valentine's Day is coming up on Sunday? Okay,

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Speaker 2: do you all have Valentine's except a Valentine's gift?

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Speaker 5: I was thinking of maybe asking Kelly if she can

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Speaker 5: be my Valentine.

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Speaker 4: A passion that last day came here, especially that were

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Speaker 4: you Rick assures you actually fart?

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't actually fart.

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Speaker 5: I may have squeezed something that, but it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: It's a new day.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 5: So here's the thing, guys, I'm too scared to ask

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Speaker 5: Kelly myself. So what I'm thinking is I'm gonna call Will.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna call Will.

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Speaker 3: He's gonna hear what we're saying, and then we're all.

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Speaker 5: Together going to think of things that I can say

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Speaker 1: So with a secret headset and microphone, I set out

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Speaker 1: to find the teacher Kelly on yard duty.

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Speaker 2: Will. Can you hear me? Yeah? I can hear. Can

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Speaker 2: you see Kelly? I'm trying to find her. This bits

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Speaker 5: And while Will was looking for Kelly, I got some

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Speaker 5: precious into from the kids.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting some intel. He likes dogs at goats, dogs

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Speaker 2: and goats, dogs and scotch No, oh.

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Speaker 5: My god, dogs and goats.

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Speaker 3: Meah, does anyone here think this is gonna work?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: Up? Next?

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Speaker 3: I we will all find out how it went.

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Speaker 1: Pictures though, I'm crawling through an entire lunchtime schoolyard looking

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Speaker 1: for Kelly. Miss read out there. All the kids are

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Speaker 1: in the room with woods, huddled around a phone. I've

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Speaker 1: got a near piece in my ear. It couldn't be

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Speaker 1: set up more for failure, nor could it have delivered anymore.

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Speaker 1: It's a Valentine's Day themed challenge, and you had to

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Speaker 1: do what a lot of Primarisco kids have to do,

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Speaker 1: which is go up to someone.

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Speaker 2: And tell them they're You're Valentine.

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Speaker 3: That's right as a thirty year old man. Though the

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Speaker 3: target was a teacher, teacher by the name of Kelly.

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Speaker 5: If you missed the bit before the song that was

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Speaker 5: and you had a hidden headset in your ear, yeah,

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Speaker 5: underneath one of the kids broad brimmed hats, that's it,

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Speaker 5: which looks like a yamaka on your head. Anyway, we

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Speaker 5: pick up the audio now of that phone call as

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Speaker 3: Like in the film Rock Shanne.

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Speaker 2: Will, can you see Kelly's yeah, yeah, okay, walk up to.

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Speaker 5: Her and just go, hey, Kelly, I really loved class

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Speaker 5: this morning.

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Speaker 2: Hey Kelly, here you go. Yeah good, yeah, good.

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Speaker 6: Like I'm getting some intel she likes dogs at goats.

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Speaker 2: Tell you that Woody is a goat breeder. Funnily enough,

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Speaker 2: wood is a goat breeder.

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Speaker 5: No, no, sorry, say dogs dog, dog, dog breeder.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, dog, you're a dog person. He breeds, he breeds

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Speaker 2: dogs dogs. What types of dogs? That's a great question.

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Speaker 5: Golden retrievers, Golden retrievers, dog retrievers.

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Speaker 2: He treats golden machrievers.

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Speaker 5: And then maybe me say and wood is a bit

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Speaker 2: He's a bit of a dog himself. Actually yeah, wof Oh, okay,

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Speaker 2: he's a dog.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's getting We'll ask if she's got a Valentine

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Speaker 2: Have you got a Valentine this weekend on Sunday? I do?

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Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: For any other person, this was the end of the line.

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Speaker 1: But this isn't any other person. It's Woody and he's

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Speaker 5: Ask her if she's just a one Valentine kind of girl.

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Speaker 1: Strangely, this question wasn't a suggestion from one of the kids.

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Speaker 2: Are you a one Valentine kind of girl?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's going so bad. Like you're in

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Speaker 2: a monogamous relationship. Yeah, you together for a while sort

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Speaker 1: Yeah, engage engaged congratulations, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Not married yet though.

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Speaker 1: Whether it was the ten year old Nicholas challenge ringing

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Speaker 1: in his ears, or just the fact that he'd had

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Speaker 1: his heart broken upwards of three hundred times on the

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Speaker 1: radio show wood he found a sense of persistence that

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Speaker 2: So before you.

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Speaker 5: Get married, maybe you should be Woodes Valentine.

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Speaker 2: Would you be his Valentine? Before you get married? It?

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Speaker 2: Would you be Woodies Valentine?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Probably not. He loves you.

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Speaker 1: That seems pretty flong, but okay, we'll just say that

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Speaker 1: I love her, he loves you.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's great.

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Speaker 1: Get out, get out the window, get sit down. It's

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Speaker 1: nice and cooling here outside. No, no, I didn't.

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Speaker 5: I don't like Kelly by Kelly down to me.

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Speaker 1: You got to say that to baseball Willainy all over

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Speaker 1: the su just a bit later on.

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Speaker 3: I don't really know what to start with that. That

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Speaker 3: was just phenomenal stuff. You screwed it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I was like a human shield for you. I

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Speaker 1: told a random engaged woman that you loved her while

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Speaker 1: you hit in a classroom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I actually had the better end of the stick there.

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Speaker 3: There's no doubt you did anyway, Guys, it was.

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Speaker 2: A wild challenge.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, again undeniably, we failed, which means that the Empress

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Speaker 1: of Darkness herself, the ten year old who started all

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Speaker 1: of this, will join us again on the other side

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Speaker 1: for another challenge.

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Speaker 3: Nikola, I want to talk to her. He's back on

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Speaker 3: Willin Woodie.

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Speaker 1: Let's bring on the ice queen herself, the woman that

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Speaker 1: set the challenges from the start. Hello, Nikola, Hi, thanks

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Speaker 1: for coming on the show again. You're becoming a bit

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Speaker 1: of a star. Do you get any you signing any

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Speaker 1: autographs at school or softball?

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Speaker 4: Oh? No, no orders else yet.

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Speaker 3: But maybe soon, maybe soon, maybe soon.

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Speaker 6: You never know, You never know, now, Nicola, thank you

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Speaker 6: again for the challenge that you gave me yesterday to

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Speaker 6: ask out a teacher or ask a teacher to be

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Speaker 6: my valentine. Did you happen to see the train wreck

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Speaker 6: that was me?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it happened to see the train list. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: What do you think of it, Nicola?

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Speaker 4: I didn't think he had much guts.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, sorry, Nicola, I did have guns. I put myself

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Speaker 3: on the line and as a teacher with my valentine.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean I didn't have guns?

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean you did ask the teacher that was

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Speaker 4: already engaged, so I didn't.

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Speaker 3: Know she was engaged.

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Speaker 1: Soft, Nicola, what we call a soft play, soft play

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Speaker 1: from a soft man, some might say, Now, Nicola, I

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Speaker 1: think we've probably got one more challenge in us, probably

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Speaker 1: got one more crack. I feel like thus far, yes, sure,

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Speaker 1: we've proven that we can't survive going back to school.

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Speaker 5: This one's a bit of a dead rubber because we're

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Speaker 5: zero three down. But I'd love to get on the board.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to so, Nicola, one more challenge. Do you

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Speaker 1: think we are we deserving of another challenge? Yes?

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Speaker 4: Yes, definitely.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's good. That's good. That's good.

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Speaker 1: Do you think we'll succeed though?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: No, thank you for the vote of confidence.

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Speaker 1: Now what's the challenge, mate?

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Speaker 4: I challenge you to pass a note, handwritten note, handwritten note, yeah,

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Speaker 4: from the front of the classroom to the back of

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Speaker 3: Easy.

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Speaker 1: That was always tough, easy, that was always I've seen

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Speaker 1: you get busted with notes, mate. You think you're a

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Speaker 1: note magician.

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Speaker 3: The James Bond.

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Speaker 1: You and I got a detention once for passing a note.

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Speaker 5: Mate, that's because you used to hand out like a

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Speaker 5: huge Wolvers in the classroom. You know the size of

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Speaker 5: your head, will it's got an orbit. But I am

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Speaker 5: a master of this Nicola. Challenge accepted, and obviously I'll

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Speaker 5: just write something. I'll just draw my face on a

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Speaker 5: note or whatever, pass it through the class, signed, sealed.

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Speaker 4: Deliver no, no, no. I get to choose what's on

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Speaker 4: the note.

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Speaker 1: You get to choose what's on the note.

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Speaker 3: Yep, what do you want to do? Well, well, what

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Speaker 3: do you want to write?

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Speaker 4: All right, So on the note, it's going to say

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Speaker 4: the only reason Woody RiPP his pants is because hearted.

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Speaker 3: Nicola, That is not true. Do you know that's not true?

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Speaker 4: True? You never know?

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 5: I think that's a little bit childish.

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Speaker 1: And then if the teacher grabs that and reads that out,

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Speaker 1: which she will, if we get caught, I mean I

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Speaker 1: kind of hope we get caught. Goodyear, Nicola, very funny. Again,

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Speaker 1: well done, bravo. It's been a pleasure. So we'll speak

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Speaker 1: to you next week after we've tried to pass the

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Speaker 1: note which says the reason Woody ripped his shorts at

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Speaker 1: handball is because he farted.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's about it.

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Speaker 3: Speak to you on Monday.

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Speaker 1: We'll let you know how you end on Monday.

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Speaker 3: See what you're hearing.

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