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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two noting dads. I'm Matty Jay and

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Speaker 1: and this is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable.

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Speaker 1: And we don't give advice. But right now, Ash, were

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Speaker 1: living the good life.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this cocktail is a me. It is delish.

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Speaker 1: We are currently in the Bahamas with our feed up,

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Speaker 1: just Ashing myself.

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Speaker 2: We've escaped to kids. Imagine that we're going home. We

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Speaker 2: are on holidays.

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Speaker 1: So we've given you guys a best of delight in

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Speaker 1: this episode, Ash, do you remember pissing on my toilet?

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Speaker 2: Look, there's no evidence that it was me doing that.

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Speaker 2: The amount of pissed Laura comes home, it's always like,

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Speaker 2: what's that smelling? That's not me? Ash been here, I

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Speaker 2: was on You're on I'm a Celeb. You announced that,

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Speaker 2: and then because of that, I got to do this

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Speaker 2: podcast with your beautiful wife for a few weeks and

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Speaker 2: we talked so much shit about you.

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Speaker 1: This is a bit of an I'm a Celeb hero

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Speaker 1: episode because then we talk about what it was like when.

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Speaker 2: I came back from the jungle. We also talked about

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Speaker 2: that I said, don't have a third kid. And then

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Speaker 2: in this very same episode and what you reveal you

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Speaker 2: have a kid coming on the way.

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Speaker 1: One of our most downloaded episodes was off the back

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Speaker 1: of a little mistake that was accidental, we revealed BRIT's

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Speaker 1: wedding in Bali.

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Speaker 2: It's the equivalent to a nipslip.

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Speaker 1: We took it out of that episode as quickly as

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Speaker 1: we could, and we put it back in here in

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Speaker 1: this episode. Future reminisce On and Britt. If you're listening,

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Speaker 1: probably not, but too bad, so enjoy. And we also talk.

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Speaker 2: About how can I forget the birth of.

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Speaker 1: Dearest little Poppy Pearl Johnson, my favorite child.

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Speaker 2: Shall we get into it?

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Speaker 1: Let's get into it, and then there's all another cocktail.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, please, You've just done something. You've done something

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Speaker 1: which I was going to bring this up in private,

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Speaker 1: but then I thought we are running late.

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Speaker 2: I need to record this episode. Of course, what better

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Speaker 2: time than now. There's no better time. You've pissed on

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Speaker 2: the floor. I didn't you did. I definitely did not. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you're a floor piss up. I did not.

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Speaker 1: I have great control. You went to the toilet, Patty, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't sit. I don't know how you do it,

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Speaker 1: but you managed to get wi wiz on the floor.

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Speaker 2: I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I stand by one of us, producer Jess, went to

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Speaker 1: the bathroom, came out and said him over there has.

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Speaker 2: Pissed on the floor, sucking dare. I did not.

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Speaker 3: I did not.

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Speaker 1: I see what I WII must have had a boner

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Speaker 1: or something. I don't know what you're doing in that

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Speaker 1: guilty Yes, dear, I was born. My guy, what have

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Speaker 1: you got for me? What am I looking at? What's

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Speaker 1: with the shoes?

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Speaker 2: I think boots? They boots? My guy, You're a lollipop man,

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Speaker 2: don't I ash.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to just break the news to you quick

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Speaker 1: and fast.

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Speaker 2: That's the way I like it. Laura is pregnant. He

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Speaker 2: is Laura pregnant? No, oh, thank god, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Gonna say I'm going on a show called you are not.

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Speaker 2: Shut your fucking mouth right now.

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Speaker 1: It's called I'm a Celebrity. Get me out of here. Wow,

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Speaker 1: this guy is going to be on it.

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Speaker 2: Just wait. Yes, do you hear that voice? Yes? You

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Speaker 2: might be wondering. It is God, a new guy was

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Speaker 2: a woman.

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Speaker 4: It's just morlly.

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Speaker 5: Here the two doting Dad's producer Maddie, you are off

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Speaker 5: to the jungle, and one of the best things to

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Speaker 5: come out of the jungle is the challenge around the food.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, now it's not just ordinary food. It's usually

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Speaker 5: I thought it was a good idea to sort of

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Speaker 2: You've got two plates there, I have two plates here.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to the jungle. Let's do it.

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Speaker 5: I have two plates now, ash I thought it would

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Speaker 2: Can we opt out? Honestly? Bring it over, Jess, bring

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Speaker 2: it over. Here we go, Jess our producer. Let's just

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Speaker 2: wind up her food eating challenge. And I don't like

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Speaker 2: to look at it walking around with it. Now. She

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Speaker 1: Life suggests you've given us like a dinosaur egg.

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Speaker 2: I can't. I just this is called a century egg.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no no no, you can't.

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Speaker 5: All right, guys, is it boiled or something? You're supposed

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Speaker 2: I can't.

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Speaker 2: I can't. Come on, this is warm up. I can't.

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Speaker 5: If you can't do this, I can't.

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Speaker 2: Even look at it. Ash have a bite. I have

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Speaker 1: Bye it Okay, it just smells so bad.

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Speaker 5: What does it smell like?

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Speaker 1: Smells like just bad feet, bad feet of that's been

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Speaker 5: Ash always makes out as if he's like the tough guy,

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Speaker 5: but then you realize that you can't eat a black egg.

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Speaker 6: Don't it smells like an old pond, you know, like

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Speaker 2: I can't. Yeah, I have a marine. It's got a

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Speaker 5: The thing is with these eggs, you're not supposed to

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Speaker 5: eat it the way that you're about to eat it.

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to slice it.

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Speaker 5: Up and put it into other things.

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Speaker 2: I can't. I can't do it. I can't.

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Speaker 5: Guys, both of you need to go for it at

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Speaker 2: I can't do it. I'm not doing it. I'm not

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Speaker 2: doing it. You have to do it. I don't have

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Speaker 2: to do it as producer. I have free will, Matt.

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Speaker 2: Don't you don't need to know what it tastes like?

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Speaker 5: What if it tastes Amazing's so salty, So.

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Speaker 7: Matt, I'm so sorry, I'm out.

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Speaker 2: You didn't even go for it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So Matt's about to take his bike. Come on, man,

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Speaker 5: if you can do this, you can do anything. I reckon,

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Speaker 5: You'll win.

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Speaker 2: You it go. Oh man. This is a podcast all

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Speaker 2: about parenting. It's the good, the bad, and the relatable.

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Speaker 8: And if you came here for any advice, scram I

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Speaker 8: don't know, hobit.

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Speaker 2: Get out of here. This is week two of dealing

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Speaker 2: without Matt, living without Matt. Sorry, can I talk today? Note?

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Speaker 8: I do think that we have We are both doing

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Speaker 8: a very important binding substance, like seamen.

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Speaker 2: I don't know about you.

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Speaker 8: I think that Matt is the very important glue that

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Speaker 8: keeps our family together. I just kind of Matt is

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Speaker 8: the organizer of our household. He's the diary person, he's

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Speaker 8: he is the literally the binding agent.

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Speaker 2: All that for me too.

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Speaker 8: And I just waffed through life and I feel a

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Speaker 2: With him gone hard. How many days has it mean?

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Speaker 8: He's been gone since last Monday, so it's now been

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Speaker 4: But hear me out.

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Speaker 8: I originally thought that it was going to be incredibly

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Speaker 8: him heaps, I really do. I miss him so much,

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Speaker 8: and I've enjoyed watching him. There's been some really like

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Speaker 8: proud moments that I've had of him being on the

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Speaker 8: show so far. But what I underestimated is how much

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Speaker 8: time a relationship actually takes. They're coming home from work

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Speaker 8: and talking about your day to your partner or all

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Speaker 8: to work, and it's just all this stuff, I hadn't

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Speaker 8: I've never been so productive. I was actually, it's more efficient.

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Speaker 8: It's not as filled with love, but it's definitely way

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Speaker 2: So what you find yourself you get home, well, yeah,

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Speaker 2: all day. All day. I wouldn't know where she is.

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Speaker 8: Matt calls me minimum eight times a day, not for

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Speaker 8: me about you.

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Speaker 2: Guys also kissing public? What's that about?

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Speaker 4: We love each other, that is what that is. I

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Speaker 8: So Matt and I have been talking quite a bit

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Speaker 8: And I know he's talked about it on this podcast. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I know every time it's mentioned, it just skipped over,

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Speaker 4: No, it is like you exist.

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Speaker 8: Because when I talk to Britt about it, she's not thrilled.

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Speaker 8: Okay, it's really quite weird talking about wanting to have

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Speaker 3: Happy about thrilled and happy very different. Okay, right, I

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Speaker 3: think happy about happy for you? I would be sounded

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Speaker 3: like Yoda. Then happy for you I would be, but.

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Speaker 2: Not thrilled, but not thrilled about it because it's logistically already,

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Speaker 2: I've got Matt and I both like run this podcast.

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Speaker 2: We both do a lot of parenting. You guys, parents

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Speaker 2: are we don't know. I forget. I'm just a best

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Speaker 2: logistically it's like drop offs, pick up, you know, what

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Speaker 2: It's just an extra, you know, but I.

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Speaker 3: Would be heard and one might call my unborn, unborn non.

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Speaker 2: Existent child non existent features.

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Speaker 4: My hypothetical child is a burden.

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Speaker 8: To both podcasts, but a joy to the world. It

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Speaker 8: will get forgotten about, it will be but like you know,

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Speaker 8: it's kind of the kids will love it, Molly and Lola.

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Speaker 2: They'll walk it, they'll feed it. Just get another animal.

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Speaker 4: It'll give them something to be respond before.

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Speaker 2: Do you know why, I think it'd be not meant

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Speaker 2: because you had got the cat and that was that

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Speaker 4: The cat has been great. The cat is she's giving

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Speaker 2: Hey, speaking of substances. Good segue, thank you. As you know,

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Speaker 2: obviously goes to primary school much like Marley and primary

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Speaker 2: top of my head, like pizza and puzzle night, okay,

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Speaker 2: which is usually like Father's Day, right, and I know that. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's like it's like after hours, right, so it's like

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Speaker 2: four o'clock sounds sexual pizza and penises, pizza, pizza and

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Speaker 1: Why no, just just imagining you rocking up. Did pizza

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Speaker 1: And you talk about Western Sydney being bad, the northern

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, nothing else to do sink piers at schools,

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Speaker 2: I'll be like, let me have a suit. You found

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Speaker 1: It's a photo of ultrasound because we're having a baby.

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Speaker 2: Just tell me I forced it out of someone? Who

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Speaker 2: give me some ellie? Yeah? Did you have her against

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Speaker 9: Sh No, I could never. I could never tell you.

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Speaker 2: Sorry about that, and then I was like I was

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Speaker 2: This is going to ruin us financially.

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Speaker 1: We were trying before I went into the jungle, just

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Speaker 2: Now. Yeah, you like you're talking now. I don't want

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Speaker 2: I thought maybe I did. I did try. I try.

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Speaker 1: I put forward the case to not bring the kids

437
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 1: to Bali.

438
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're going for a special code going for

439
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,119
Speaker 2: its wedding over in Bali, I think I think that's public.

440
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 2: I think's pit. This would be out while time's over.

441
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually will be congratulations the wedding, not the marriage.

442
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: So I tried to because you're not allowed kids at

443
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 1: the wedding, Okay, that's a rule.

444
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's a fair rule.

445
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 1: And I thought to Laura like, hey, what's the point

446
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 1: And you know, why bring the kids where we can't

447
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 1: be with him? Because you've got to be at the wedding.

448
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,640
Speaker 1: Why don't I just come over not for a full week,

449
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 1: but instead I'll just come over for three.

450
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:48,679
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's.

451
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 1: Boom, smash, run into the wedding, get the wedding done,

452
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,440
Speaker 1: do the recovery, will fly straight back. So it means

453
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 1: that Nanea has got the kids back in Sydney, means

454
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,679
Speaker 1: we can have a bit of just your me time.

455
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 2: That's lovely. I think she was well thought out. Consider

456
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 2: it also means I don't have to fly with the

457
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 2: kids solo. Oh six economy, economy, economy, Yeah, yep, I'm

458
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 2: going to bear without the kids. Just ye must be

459
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 2: real life. And she was like no, I just I

460
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,679
Speaker 2: want to see the kids so badly. Don't go.

461
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: Then, shit, how nervous are you about childbirth? It is

462
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,400
Speaker 1: absolutely horrific what women have to go through.

463
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, thank you, it is at times.

464
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 8: But also I am having an epidural and I did

465
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 8: speak to my obstrition. I was like because when I

466
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,919
Speaker 8: had it last time, they told me that I had

467
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 8: to be an establish labor in order to have the epidural,

468
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 8: which you know when you've been induced, inductions can be

469
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 8: a lot more intense.

470
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 4: With labor, and it was awful. I was like, why

471
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 4: do I have.

472
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 8: To Why do I have to experience this absolute horror

473
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,640
Speaker 8: show and then have the epidural And I was speaking

474
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 8: to my obstrition. He was like, oh, you can have

475
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 8: the epidural straight away if you want to this time. Now,

476
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 8: I'm going to arrive in the car park, go upstairs

477
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 8: and be like every driol first and then break my

478
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,400
Speaker 8: speaking to your sister. And Kate had the same thing done.

479
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 8: So I'm not I'm actually not.

480
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 4: I don't know.

481
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 8: I'm not scared of the birth part, like it feels

482
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 8: like I'm about to run a marathon. But I think

483
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 8: because I'm so uncomfortable at this point, like I honestly

484
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 8: feel like I'm a whale on land that's trying to walk,

485
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 8: that I'm quite happy about going through the birthing part.

486
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 8: And also there's this weird sick thing that happens because

487
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 8: you have such a dope, mean rush afterwards that it's

488
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 8: like it's like you want it like it's like exciting,

489
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 8: It's like an addict another baby.

490
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,399
Speaker 2: How are we feeling about Poppy versus Penny?

491
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm still I'm still team Poppy.

492
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 8: Yeah you too, tea part for other reasons, Popsicle, don't

493
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 8: you like? Why don't like Penny?

494
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,879
Speaker 2: I've got a wager with my wife and that's Poppy.

495
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,640
Speaker 2: And if it's not, I've got to do a gym

496
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 2: class with her and that's my start.

497
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: And April is very fit, right, just want to call

498
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: it a different just so essentially.

499
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 2: She wants to sign me up for high Rocks or whatever.

500
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 8: If I high rocks, my public floor could never no

501
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:10,880
Speaker 8: me either.

502
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 2: Either, Just like who's going to be in the room

503
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 2: with us?

504
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 4: Alicia?

505
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 8: And you sorry, oh my gosh, you're not invited. You

506
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 8: wouldn't even touch my stomach, let alone look.

507
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 2: At the.

508
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 8: Help there, so you also are not a great deal

509
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 8: of help. That's why I wow, Just don't look no,

510
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 8: because Matt doesn't. He doesn't like looking down the party

511
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 8: and I wouldn't. And he also doesn't want to cut

512
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 8: the umbilical cord. And he gets quite hungry very often,

513
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,120
Speaker 8: so he has to go out for snacks. He does

514
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 8: get very it's really hungry. So that's where my sister

515
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 8: is going to be there because she'll either do the

516
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 8: sandwich run I could guy. And then often Matt wants

517
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 8: to film content around all the things you shouldn't say

518
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 8: in labor, so like quite often we're in the labor

519
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 8: theater stood, but I want to.

520
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 2: Come to that. I want to go to that one.

521
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 8: I don't you think when you think about the two

522
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 8: berths that we've had together so far, like Maley and

523
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 8: Lola so far. Sorry, well, there was like chalk and cheese,

524
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 8: like Marley was kind of really stressful, and then Loolas

525
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 8: were so easy. We were, if anything, we were trying

526
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 8: to find things to pass the time with because I

527
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 8: had been in I had the.

528
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 4: EPI drew, I couldn't feel anything.

529
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,719
Speaker 8: I wasn't in pain, and we were just like waiting

530
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 8: for eight hours for this baby to come and we're

531
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 8: having a great time.

532
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 2: Sounds good, So more feeling of content mixed. There's mixed

533
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 2: signals going on here. So I'm not invited. Do you

534
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 2: want to come? I fainted in enduring an epidural, so

535
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 2: I definitely don't want to come.

536
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 4: I'm getting kicked so bad right now.

537
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 2: All right, we'll try and hurry this up.

538
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: Speaking of things that you shouldn't say during childbirth, I

539
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 1: thought we should do a little segment which we call

540
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: Things you Shouldn't Say to a pregnant woman Creative.

541
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 4: I love the name of it.

542
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 2: Could we start with you, if is there any that

543
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,959
Speaker 2: spring to my if this is your third pregnancy, that

544
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 2: you're like this one just comes straight at me.

545
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 4: Every single day someone says to me, Wow, it's gone

546
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 4: so fast.

547
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 3: For you.

548
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 4: I haven't seen you for six.

549
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 2: Months, has gone quick.

550
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 8: Though it has gone quick, you're also not here for

551
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 8: the whole first time mester. So yeah, everyone always says like,

552
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 8: wow that this pregnicey has gone fast, and it feels

553
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 8: like it could not have gone slow for me. Yeah,

554
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 8: that's like especially the last week.

555
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's one of those ones where you don't, yeah,

556
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 2: you don't know that that's the wrong things because he's like, oh,

557
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 2: just time's gone far. You're sort of going you're sort

558
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 2: of calling out time here, calling out like totally.

559
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 8: But when it's gone like especially the last couple of

560
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 8: weeks have gone so incredibly slow, it's just yeah.

561
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 2: I've got one go are you ready for your life

562
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 2: to be over.

563
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 4: Which is also not true.

564
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 2: God morbid?

565
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 4: Or are you ready to never sleep again? Is not

566
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 4: also not true.

567
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 8: Otherwise if it was true, people wouldn't go back for

568
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 8: a third kid, like, we know what we've done. We've

569
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 8: done it before twice, so I don't I don't.

570
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 4: Subscribe to that.

571
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 2: Having kids, we don't subscribe to any of this. Let's

572
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 2: just put that out there.

573
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 8: I think there's a very obvious one, which is wow,

574
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 8: you look huge, which is a real fan favorite.

575
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 2: That's a classic. I've done that one.

576
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 4: I've also done.

577
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 8: I did that one to a friend of mine before

578
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,239
Speaker 8: having kids myself, because at the time I was in

579
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 8: my early twenties and I just expected that it was

580
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 8: a normal thing that pregnant people should be huge, and.

581
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 4: Therefore it wasn't an insult to tell them that they are.

582
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 4: I was very wrong.

583
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 2: No offense to the pregnant women out there. You are

584
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 2: fucking huge.

585
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 4: I do hope you that I gets edited out that.

586
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: In contrast to that, when people say, are you sure

587
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: you're eating enough?

588
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 2: It's not that big.

589
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not that big.

590
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 8: One is also weird because then you worry that there's

591
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 8: something wrong.

592
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 4: So on the like on the converse side.

593
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 2: You know just like you don't.

594
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 8: I often get you look the same, like your arms

595
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 8: and legs are the same, you just have like a belly.

596
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 4: And then it gives me visions.

597
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 8: Of just like like an elderly man with a pot belly,

598
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 8: like skinny arms and legs.

599
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that makes me feel weird because I'm so aroused.

600
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 2: I got one here, I go on here, And this

601
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 2: one's a little bit triggering. It's kind of like someone

602
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 2: says what you can and can't eat.

603
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 10: So for example, if you're eating something and it's like, oh,

604
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 10: you really shouldn't eat that.

605
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah of a fox, you get that.

606
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 10: A lot, and everyone seems to know. And it's always

607
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 10: something different, like like oh it was that whole leg.

608
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 8: No, I have been look, I mean we've made it

609
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 8: this fast. I think I can admit to it. I've

610
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 8: been really lacked. This pregnancy I.

611
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 2: Have smoking has been so you're smoking out like.

612
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 4: My number one craving.

613
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 8: This pregnancy has been ham and you're not meant to

614
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 8: eat hair, but I've eaten hand.

615
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 4: It's like a stable part of my diet. It's pregnancy.

616
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 2: Child will be half pig.

617
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 8: Also, I'm supposed to eat oysters, but anytime we've been

618
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 8: to a nice restaurant, I'm like, get.

619
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 4: A dozen, just go for it. And it doesn't for me,

620
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 4: but you know, you know that you're gonna get the

621
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 4: judging eyes.

622
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 2: Oh you do.

623
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 4: And I feel like with each pregnancy I've gotten more relaxed.

624
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah.

625
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,959
Speaker 10: There's another one as well, which I've got here, is

626
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 10: you don't even look pregnant, which is sort of like

627
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 10: they're trying to be nice.

628
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 2: It's kind of nice. Yeah, it's kind of nice, but

629
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 2: then it also discounts how much you've gone through up

630
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 2: until that point, because it's like, well, if I don't

631
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 2: look at I very much, am fucking pregnant.

632
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,719
Speaker 4: And I feel like, yeah, I feel it regardless.

633
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 8: Yes, I also think kids are very humbling because kids

634
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 8: don't have a they don't have the ability to hold back.

635
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 8: So Mally and Lula have offended me many times. Yeah,

636
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 8: well not even accidentally. They just say what they're thinking

637
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 8: and it is a truth. But it doesn't need to

638
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 8: be said, like mom, you've got a fat bum.

639
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 4: Like why does your vagina look like that?

640
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 8: And they be like, because I'm pregnant, sweetheart, like just

641
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 8: get out of the shower, like, get.

642
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 2: Out of the bathroom.

643
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 8: So we're in the park recently and Mali was just

644
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 8: telling everyone.

645
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 4: That I have purple boobs.

646
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 8: Just was walking around the park being like, mine, mom's

647
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 8: got purple boobs. And what she meant is your nipples

648
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 8: go dark during pregnancy, but obviously didn't have the vocab

649
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 8: to explain it.

650
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 2: That goes a different care.

651
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, Ariola, I was expecting you to call it aola

652
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 8: or something.

653
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 2: So Ariola was a Disney princess, but that's Ariel. Yes, yeah,

654
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 2: see the confusion very Yeah.

655
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 8: So she told everyone, yeah, my nipples are purple, my

656
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 8: boobs are purple.

657
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 4: They're not totally pert They're actually pretty purple.

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Speaker 2: This is a child friend shown.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Just let's let's give Laura arrest.

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Speaker 4: I don't think about the weird pregnancy things that happened.

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Speaker 2: She needs a break, excellance.

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Speaker 4: That's a big one.

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Speaker 10: What about when someone just asks, like a random ass,

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Speaker 10: if they can touch a belly too much.

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Speaker 4: Depends on who it is.

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Speaker 2: Dragon, it's me tried.

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Speaker 8: To make Ash touch my stomach and he was so

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Speaker 8: grossed out by it.

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Speaker 4: You, yeah, it was. It was surprising how much upset you.

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Speaker 2: That's because I got c stick through it through a pregnancies. No, Laura,

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Speaker 2: I know you you are.

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Speaker 1: You've had a lot on today. We've dragged into the podcast.

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Speaker 1: It was meant to be a quick chat. It's now

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Speaker 1: become a long chat. Sorry about that.

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Speaker 2: You need to pack for tomorrow. We haven't wonder I've

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Speaker 2: got really.

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Speaker 4: Quick in the bag, the hospital bag.

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Speaker 2: I saw I saw the other on your story. You

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Speaker 2: looked very uncomfortable, very tired what theyre doing? You were

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Speaker 2: just you were just ready for the baby to come out.

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Speaker 2: That's what you What.

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Speaker 4: Story was it?

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Speaker 8: Because I might have reminded by the time, so now

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Speaker 8: I was reading me.

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Speaker 2: I responded to it and said, I hope you're feeling okay, mate,

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Speaker 2: blah ba bah left on red You left me.

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Speaker 4: On the story.

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Speaker 8: I don't know, but I can get youause I want

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Speaker 8: to notice, damn it.

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Speaker 2: But it says I hope you're feeling okay, mate, thinking

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Speaker 2: of you or something like that, and you left me

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Speaker 2: on scene also pregnant. Also, also I was exhausted. Producer

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Speaker 2: has followed you for a while. No follow back on

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Speaker 2: social media?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, Jess.

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Speaker 8: Also, do you know what I don't use social media

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Speaker 8: apart from for work.

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Speaker 4: It's true.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, now I've heard it all I have. Laura,

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Speaker 2: thank you for jumping on.

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Speaker 1: If you've enjoyed this episode, please we would love it

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Speaker 1: if you shared it with a friend. Tell your mom,

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Speaker 1: tell your kids, tell you I thought you were telling

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Speaker 1: Laura that, tell your dog.

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Speaker 8: Tear friends and shad a love be here tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 8: Just so you guys do know the timetable. We wake up,

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Speaker 8: I call the hospital at six am yep, and then

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Speaker 8: we take all of to daycare, or Kate takes all

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Speaker 8: the day care. We drop Molly at school and we

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Speaker 8: go straight to the hospital. So we're there from eight

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Speaker 8: thirty am tomorrow.

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Speaker 9: Check on.

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Speaker 2: It's like checking in.

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Speaker 10: And when April had her last sections planned, it was

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Speaker 10: like checking into our hotel.

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Speaker 2: I'm nervous, are you? Yeah? Why? I don't know, because

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Speaker 2: it's a fucking big deal.

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Speaker 4: How do you feel about going to number three?

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Speaker 2: I mean we're just about to wrap the podcast.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, but I feel like you're actually being honest about

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Speaker 4: it for once.

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Speaker 2: No, Wow, I'm just see myself.

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Speaker 1: I'm nervous, but I'm excited. I'm just I don't know

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Speaker 1: what we're going to get this baby.

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Speaker 2: Was a child as a child explains to be an

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Speaker 2: easy child, a hard child. I mean, what's it going

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Speaker 2: to do for us?

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Speaker 4: Probably nothing? It's a baby.

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Speaker 2: What do you want this sentence? I'm so excited.

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Speaker 1: I just I just to us or for I just

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Speaker 1: think if we get a tricky baby, it's going to

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Speaker 1: be months of hell. And I'm like, I'm ready for that.

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Speaker 2: Sucked in. I think that's it. I think that's everything.

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Speaker 2: All right, We're best of for me to you, best

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Speaker 2: of life to both of you. Tomorrow, I will be

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Speaker 2: thinking I won't message you because we'll write back to you.

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Speaker 2: I just need to say I am excited. I am excited.

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Speaker 2: How to put people like he has been very I'm

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Speaker 2: just I'm just I'm nervous for you. I'm like, holy ship,

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Speaker 2: this is a big deal. It's a lot of mixed emotions.

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Speaker 2: Let's go with mixed emotions. But he has been very

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Speaker 2: excited for last six months.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I get it. I get it.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Josh. All right, good bye, We are there.

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Speaker 2: If you enjoyed this episode.

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Speaker 1: Even though we're on holidays, we still read the comments.

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Speaker 2: That's all we do on holidays.

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Speaker 1: Every day We're just sitting in a dark room right

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Speaker 1: now watching singular comments come through reviews, but we would

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Speaker 1: love them from you guys.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so you can join us on socials, on Instagram, TikTok,

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Speaker 2: Facebook or YouTube. See you there, Bye.

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Speaker 1: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and torrestraight on

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Speaker 2: the People's Today. This episode was recorded on Gadigle Land