Speaker 1: Is it just really stood a black couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: You want to know a crazy fact that I had
Speaker 1: a bio scan done at my gym this week. I've
Speaker 1: gone from thirty nine percent body fat to twenty four
Speaker 1: when last week?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: When did I ask?
Speaker 1: NOI and Michull Cousllo. Yeah, Oh, it's good to be
Speaker 1: back in this studio.
Speaker 4: I know I've not been here for a month. I
Speaker 4: figured out a month until we've been in the studio. Yeah, God,
Speaker 4: well you've been here, but I haven't in the last month.
Speaker 4: And I should actually clear up some rumors because a
Speaker 4: couple of listeners of ours have messaged me and said,
Speaker 4: have you been blacklisted from kids? Is that why you
Speaker 4: haven't been in the studio? And I'm like, no, babes.
Speaker 1: To be fair, we were banned from talkback tings. Now,
Speaker 1: that's that's what started at We were banned from using
Speaker 1: the studio for our talkback tings.
Speaker 4: And then we we're like, fuck, my laund room is
Speaker 4: quite nice, isn't it. Isn't it a bit tragic that
Speaker 4: my laundroom sounds just as good as a multimillion dollar radio.
Speaker 1: I know, except there's not gonna be a tabby cat
Speaker 1: shitting in the corner of this studio.
Speaker 4: Well, the episode is still young.
Speaker 1: And price Key Jenna is here. That's price keeper Jenna.
Speaker 1: How are you? You're good? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 1: You know you've not once fucking ever said anything of
Speaker 1: merit when we ask you how you are? Ever I
Speaker 1: have I'm good. But there's never a store. You never
Speaker 1: tell a story that is true.
Speaker 4: Actually, like if we say what's new you, she'll go
Speaker 4: nothing much every week?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true, nothing much. I'm good, same old, same old,
Speaker 5: same old.
Speaker 4: I know that we've got like a whole podcast to
Speaker 4: feel every week. If there's ever anything interesting in your life,
Speaker 4: any stories you want to share, let us know. We'll
Speaker 4: put it side time, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, why don't we do it today? Why
Speaker 1: don't you think something up? Just think of an answer
Speaker 1: to how are you? We will allocate the second half
Speaker 1: of the show to you. Actually we should do.
Speaker 4: That because we've got Hobby Hunt coming up, but we
Speaker 4: can bump what we've got after that for what should
Speaker 4: we call it? Jenna's story Time? Yeah, beautiful, No, there's
Speaker 4: something better than that.
Speaker 1: Jewery Time story Time. Yeah, okay, I think we can
Speaker 1: get something out of you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually, just what's something fun that happened this week? Actually,
Speaker 4: you've fucking had so many lifetimes. You've got so many
Speaker 4: stories up your sleeve.
Speaker 1: Surely that's such a good point. You've lived lives ten
Speaker 1: times longer than Mitch.
Speaker 5: And fifteen fifteen.
Speaker 1: I could make up a story about your life and
Speaker 1: it would be entertaining. No, don't make it up.
Speaker 4: I actually want to hear something from Jennet's life. Okay,
Speaker 4: is that too much pressure to say, give us a story.
Speaker 5: From my current life?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Let me think.
Speaker 4: If you need to like duck out of the studio
Speaker 4: and just mull it over for a bit, that's fine.
Speaker 5: No, I can just do it in the studio while
Speaker 5: you're talking.
Speaker 1: You can, Okay, she'll have known how I just disassociated. Oh,
Speaker 1: I think of a story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so we're actually doing this Jenna's story Time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think we can do a better name than that.
Speaker 4: What's like an olden day way of saying story?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: What are they holding a fable? Jenna's fable? What does
Speaker 4: fable me?
Speaker 6: Fables?
Speaker 1: Like an old It's like a myth almost right, a fable?
Speaker 4: Oh oh, a fucking video game comes up? Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, a fable a short story, typically with animals
Speaker 4: as characters.
Speaker 1: That's perfect for you. Goodness me, all right, Jenna's fable.
Speaker 4: Yes, children's book, Jenna's the Chronicles of Jenna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that works nice. The line the bitch in the wardrobe?
Speaker 1: All right, well, Jenna's fable time, whatever you want to
Speaker 1: call it. Just all you need to do is think
Speaker 1: of an answer to someone saying, what did you do
Speaker 1: this week?
Speaker 4: No, don't limit it to this week. I don't care
Speaker 4: if it's from when she was fucking ten years old.
Speaker 4: Catch in the school bus in Dubba.
Speaker 1: That's a really good point, Jenna, because you actually, this
Speaker 1: is a good a good social test for you. It's
Speaker 1: really good to just have stories ready to rattle off,
Speaker 1: like as she does.
Speaker 4: She just doesn't save them on this podcast. She saves
Speaker 4: them for the bloody what is it?
Speaker 5: Two girls Brief episodes coming out this week?
Speaker 1: Fabulous. I saw you into the Cat Expo.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Cat Lovers Festival. A lot of fun I
Speaker 5: met Didja?
Speaker 4: Thanks for that?
Speaker 5: No problem?
Speaker 1: Media beg in the department. Have you got a media
Speaker 1: pass to the Cat Show. You've got a media pass.
Speaker 1: They invited me. What others and celebrities of note were there?
Speaker 5: Cat Man two who cat Man two and Ditcher cat
Speaker 5: Man two. So cat Man two owns Ditcher and Ditch
Speaker 5: is an adventure cat who skateboards and stuff.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he taught us how to click a train
Speaker 5: and how to handshake cats.
Speaker 4: I hope your fables better than that.
Speaker 1: If I can be, it will be Mitch. If I
Speaker 1: were to say to you, tell me, like, just tell
Speaker 1: me a story from your life. Do you have a
Speaker 1: couple ready to go? Like a rollerdex in your head?
Speaker 4: It's actually hard when you put me on this way?
Speaker 1: Now, see it is, You're right, But after time, so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got time to mullet over.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, all right, well we'll do that later in
Speaker 1: the show. We do also have hobby Hunt, like Mitch said, yes,
Speaker 1: the second edition of our hobby Help We've done. Bar
Speaker 1: class today was a pottery class. Oh, and I will
Speaker 1: say pottery was my idea. I wanted to do pottery. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I I think I did. All right, you'll hear it.
Speaker 1: We recorded the whole thing. There'll be a video up
Speaker 1: on socials.
Speaker 4: But we were surprisingly competitive.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but we are naturally. It was also very central.
Speaker 1: I got horned up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now you're gonna have to find that music from Ghost.
Speaker 1: Oh what has it go?
Speaker 4: It's it unchained melody? No, it goes. Oh yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4: I meant for later, but this is.
Speaker 1: Way could we have gone.
Speaker 7: By?
Speaker 8: Um?
Speaker 1: Milk doesn't work. It doesn't work at all. All right,
Speaker 1: I've got that for later. It's on the wall. Guys.
Speaker 1: Oh how are you? Mitchilli? You're good?
Speaker 4: We first time listening? Shit, please, I'm in a rush today.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Jinn. Mitch texts me on Monday and was like,
Speaker 1: can we record early this week? I was like, what's
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 4: Why he could allocate me all the fifteen minutes earlier
Speaker 4: than normal, by the way, because it would be chewing
Speaker 4: into his dumb bitch. Walk time.
Speaker 1: It's hot girl, hot girl, walk listen. We're here and
Speaker 1: we have we're on a tight schedule because Mitch has
Speaker 1: the premiere of Wicked, Yes, which is.
Speaker 4: A big deal for me.
Speaker 1: You've got a very big fan.
Speaker 4: Of the musical Wicked. I was obsessed with it, and
Speaker 4: so being invited to the premiere is a big fucking deal.
Speaker 4: I've got to get home from the studio in time
Speaker 4: to dole myself up.
Speaker 1: What are you wearing?
Speaker 4: You just have to wait and see, come and tell us. No,
Speaker 4: I'm not greening myself after Don't worry. I'm not doing
Speaker 4: green face, Glinda.
Speaker 1: Who are you taking?
Speaker 4: Sean?
Speaker 1: Oh? Gorgeous?
Speaker 4: That's questions more hosting the podcast. Please try to fuck
Speaker 4: them out today.
Speaker 1: If it's your first time listening, welcome to Is It
Speaker 1: just Me? Every week we start the show the same
Speaker 1: way too. Is it just me? Something we've noticed, something
Speaker 1: we had to appreciate. Mich doesn't know mine, I don't
Speaker 1: know mitches. That's correct. You can hit this up. I
Speaker 1: have one of your own. Will feedure it? Is it
Speaker 1: just you? Later in the show? That's you? I'm adding
Speaker 1: extra words and I'm in trouble. Should I jump in
Speaker 1: Mine is just a continuation of my slut eerror, or,
Speaker 1: as Bradley would say, my fuck error. Yeah no, go
Speaker 1: on twa here, okay, shop? Is it just me? Is
Speaker 1: a slut era very hard to facilitate when you're still
Speaker 1: living at home with your mum and dad. I told
Speaker 1: you this was going to be a problem.
Speaker 5: I was wondering how this is working.
Speaker 1: It's not Jenna, It's not working. Okay, it happened Jesus
Speaker 1: Christ I And this is this is not a new person.
Speaker 1: This is one of the thirty seven boys that I
Speaker 1: was discussing last week that I've got on my pay roll.
Speaker 1: Thirty seven.
Speaker 4: That is my favorite number, actually is three and seven.
Speaker 1: It's a nice I'm embellishing, but it is. It's not
Speaker 1: a new person. It's one of the one of the
Speaker 1: guys I've been talking to. It's lovely, it's very nice.
Speaker 4: How do they feel being described as one of the
Speaker 4: guys it's a joe because they're all apparently it's a joe.
Speaker 1: Now this one isn't a listener, which is lovely and
Speaker 1: referrem well, he's obviously stupid, yeah, and has no take sense.
Speaker 1: If you it won't go anywhere. So here's the thing.
Speaker 1: So we went on a date. Was lovely, very sweet.
Speaker 1: The date actually was horrific in the end. What happened, well,
Speaker 1: because I was wearing shapewear and we were hooking up,
Speaker 1: we were kissing and we were a bit tipsy, and
Speaker 1: we're on like a boardwalk at the beach, and then
Speaker 1: we went to kiss, and he like went down to
Speaker 1: grab you know, like when you're in the moment.
Speaker 4: Oh, and you had the shape where tucked all the
Speaker 4: way down.
Speaker 1: He went down to like grab me, and he was
Speaker 1: like his hand kind of like slipped, and he was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on down there? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm wearing shapewear. I'm wearing skims. She's like, what skims? Like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 1: you're twenty one, of course you don't know what skims
Speaker 1: are kims. He's like, yeah, okay, well she created a
Speaker 1: brand because she's really success. She's a billionaire.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: He's like, what are you talking about? I pull my
Speaker 1: skims to the side, and then.
Speaker 4: You feel like your parents.
Speaker 1: No, this was at the beach, so in public there.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a right, isn't it?
Speaker 4: During daylight?
Speaker 1: No time?
Speaker 5: That's fine.
Speaker 1: Fine, they're groping people at a beach in crnulla. Do
Speaker 1: you want to get bash more than groping Riot's two
Speaker 1: point zero gay edition. So that happened, and obviously you
Speaker 1: couldn't do too much because it's in the public. So
Speaker 1: I went, why don't you come over next week? I've
Speaker 1: got a free house Wednesday. Come over. And you can.
Speaker 1: You can come over and we can play Mario cut.
Speaker 1: And he's like, I love Mario cut. Great'll play Mario cut.
Speaker 1: You know kind of wink wink, nudge nudge, peach and
Speaker 1: Bowser sort of thing in his peach on one.
Speaker 4: Leads to the other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you know, that's one way of saying
Speaker 1: I want to do this to your peach on Bowser.
Speaker 1: You know you're picking up what I'm putting down. I mean,
Speaker 1: those arcs do exactly my point. Let me just go
Speaker 1: down your green fucking wormhole. You know those green little
Speaker 1: plugs Mario goes in the pipe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was me wanting to do that anyway. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: come over. He goes, great, what time I'm like, I'll
Speaker 1: say midday. I go to the gym. Mydorphins will be rushed. Great,
Speaker 1: all my family, dads at work, mums at work, sisters
Speaker 1: at work, freehouse, fantastic. I go to beds. I wake
Speaker 1: up ten am because I work nights, and I go, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go to the gym, but I'll first
Speaker 1: I go upstairs and have my coffee. I walk upstairs
Speaker 1: and the first thing I see is my father sitting
Speaker 1: at his desk. It goes morning, mate, how I'm working
Speaker 1: from home today. I want to get some lunch. And
Speaker 1: I was like, fucking hell, this ruins my whole plan.
Speaker 1: So I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 4: I was like, you got your own quarters at that house.
Speaker 4: Is it possible to sneak him in the backyard? Well,
Speaker 4: I passed the front door. Well, sneaking through the back
Speaker 4: door was always my plan. But I more mean, no,
Speaker 4: it's not possible because Dad's off his face as the
Speaker 4: front of the house with big windows, so he would
Speaker 4: and the computer faces. He would have seen me walk out,
Speaker 4: he would have seen this.
Speaker 1: Guy come through. It wouldn't have worked. And so I thought,
Speaker 1: it's my dad. He's an ex football player, he's had
Speaker 1: his you know, he's sown his wild oats. I'm going
Speaker 1: to level with the man so he might respect the hustle. Yes,
Speaker 1: he'd be proud of his slutty son.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wasn't he quite encouraging of you not to rush
Speaker 4: into a relationship.
Speaker 1: He was like, mate, say your wild they were his words,
Speaker 1: your wild oats. So I went get the knitting needle
Speaker 1: out and get me some Uncle Toby's. I'm going to
Speaker 1: do just that. So I sit Dad down. I go
Speaker 1: to the gym and I go, can you pick me
Speaker 1: up from the gym? Because it's a nice conversation. So
Speaker 1: he picks me u from the gym and he goes,
Speaker 1: what do you want to do? You want to get
Speaker 1: some food? I'm actually, Dad, I I had I had
Speaker 1: a friend coming over, and I was like, right, nice,
Speaker 1: we'll bring her over. Like you thought it was like
Speaker 1: a girlfriend because all my friends are girls. And I
Speaker 1: was like, no, it's actually a guy that I've been
Speaker 1: on one date with. And I was going to invite
Speaker 1: him over because we were going to just sort of
Speaker 1: hang out in my bedroom. And he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: does he have a beautiful heart? Is he a nice man?
Speaker 1: Fucking hell? Attachment star mate mary that. I was like, no, Dad, no,
Speaker 1: this is purely just a bit of fun. It's not
Speaker 1: a relationship. He's like, right, right, get okay. Why don't
Speaker 1: you book a room in the ridges down at Cronella.
Speaker 4: Well like one of those day bed things where you
Speaker 4: just use it for two hours.
Speaker 1: Like about a hotel room. And I said, no, I
Speaker 1: want to use the house. Can you fuck off?
Speaker 4: And then you have to pack up the fucking Nintendo
Speaker 4: Hdmi cord.
Speaker 1: I have to go in the bag and the power.
Speaker 1: I went, no, but can you go get lunch somewhere?
Speaker 1: And he went, my son is asking me to leave
Speaker 1: the house so we can keep off old block kill it.
Speaker 1: And he said, yeah, mate, I'll go get a sandwich
Speaker 1: on me. He went, but won't tell your mom. And
Speaker 1: that's actually cute.
Speaker 4: Although I feel like this story is going somewhere, because
Speaker 4: I don't think your dad seems like the type to
Speaker 4: actually not insert himself. He's stage of running and be like, oh,
Speaker 4: nice to meet your mate.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I was worried about. So anyway, Dad
Speaker 1: goes and get his sandwich, goes and gets the sandwich.
Speaker 1: I tell this guy come over. We're all good. We'll
Speaker 1: play Mario Cut comes over a very sweet kiss, and
Speaker 1: you're how how are you want to come down? We'll
Speaker 1: play Mario Cuts in my room. It's on my bed,
Speaker 1: of course it is. So we're playing. It's fine. It's
Speaker 1: very flirty. And then he was like, well, why don't
Speaker 1: we play? If you win? Every time you win, I'll
Speaker 1: make out with you. And I was like, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is great, this is fun. So he played the first round.
Speaker 1: He wins. I go, oh, you know, first time, first
Speaker 1: of seven rounds. Later seven I haven't won one single row.
Speaker 5: You're a gamer.
Speaker 1: I am a gamer.
Speaker 4: Oh, clearly this twink is too.
Speaker 1: So then I get a text from my dad that says,
Speaker 1: hime mate walking back now, and I go one more game,
Speaker 1: One more game, please, one more game. I don't talk
Speaker 1: to this guy the whole time as I'm finger bashing
Speaker 1: the control. I'm not the sentence I thought i'd be saying,
Speaker 1: I'll never be more focused in your life.
Speaker 4: I can imagine.
Speaker 1: Sweating from the brow pie.
Speaker 4: I feel like something like that is kind of cute
Speaker 4: to start with, like, oh, if you win, I'll make
Speaker 4: out with you. Like that's a fun little bit to
Speaker 4: start with. But then surely after three times he'd just
Speaker 4: do something cute like, oh, fuck it, I can't resist
Speaker 4: this motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Actually held out for seven rounds yes or lose on purpose.
Speaker 1: So in the final round on my food evil, I
Speaker 1: was like, I wouldn't it be cute if you lost?
Speaker 1: Is now I'm committed to winning anyone, And then I went, well,
Speaker 1: my dad's arriving. He went, let's go get lunch. So
Speaker 1: we went and got lunch. And then I still have
Speaker 1: blue balls to this fucking moment.
Speaker 4: Oh nah, So did he at any point run into
Speaker 4: your father?
Speaker 1: No? We look like price like ships in the night.
Speaker 1: But also it's not that relationship. It's just it's just
Speaker 1: a bit of fun.
Speaker 4: It's not you know, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 4: But was it a bit of fun? Doesn't sound like it?
Speaker 1: Well, no, it's very a fun, nice moment, but there
Speaker 1: was nothing.
Speaker 5: It's stressful though.
Speaker 1: It's extremely stressful. My corterisol levels through the roof.
Speaker 4: I can imagine you've already done enough to earn the past.
Speaker 4: You've invited him, but you've charmed the fuck out of him. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and it's making you work for it.
Speaker 1: And it's second date or you think, oh, by third
Speaker 1: date you want.
Speaker 4: To I don't think that counts.
Speaker 1: The date that wasn't a date.
Speaker 4: I reckon that's more like a hangout.
Speaker 1: It's a difference. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm not a slaught. I don't know how.
Speaker 1: I thank so lot. I don't know. Listen, guys, it's
Speaker 1: hard out there being a modern day slut. So when
Speaker 1: are you moving out right? I've been on domain every
Speaker 1: day looking Okay, it's coming, it's coming.
Speaker 4: And you told me you gave me full permission when
Speaker 4: you moved back in with your parents to start nagging
Speaker 4: you around October And where do you I Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: like September. You come to the end of the month
Speaker 4: before I start nagging.
Speaker 1: I've got a month. Well, it's my birthday on the thirtieth,
Speaker 1: so that'll be a nice little birthday bash. Let's shape
Speaker 1: up and get out. Yeah, yeah, all right. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: want to practice Mario Kart with me. I need to
Speaker 1: get better.
Speaker 4: There's no rewards if you win.
Speaker 1: Just quiet, all right, onder your region? Yeah, I'm ready,
Speaker 1: Here we go. Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Did new suburbs make you feel a little bit sick?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh my god. It depends on what suburbs
Speaker 1: you mean. But go on.
Speaker 4: Well, I was driving out to Windsor recently to visit
Speaker 4: my nan, you know, the one that I called on
Speaker 4: the podcast bless. I was really nervous to ask her
Speaker 4: to lunch. Well, I was going out to lunch again
Speaker 4: the other day and I drove through Swhear. Every time
Speaker 4: I drive out there there's a new fucking suburb, I know,
Speaker 4: And there was this brand new one. I think it's
Speaker 4: been around for it's new, but it might have been
Speaker 4: around for a year or two. It's called Marsden Park.
Speaker 4: And I just felt so uncomfortable because all the houses
Speaker 4: are so close together.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, oh, it makes me.
Speaker 5: And they look very similar all the yes.
Speaker 4: Yes, if you look at it from above lit all
Speaker 4: black room. Can you go on Google Maps, Yeah, type
Speaker 4: in Marston Park and just drop a pin to a
Speaker 4: random street for street view and tell me that that
Speaker 4: doesn't make you uncomfortable as fuck.
Speaker 1: Mars And Park.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: And is it one of those places that just has
Speaker 1: homes like there's no land, it's just like a million homes.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And like a random park yeah. And like a brand
Speaker 4: spanking new Woolies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a BWS always the same Marsden Park.
Speaker 4: And probably a man made lake or something.
Speaker 10: Jesus, why that's it?
Speaker 4: Oh that's actually quite That's the first photo that comes
Speaker 4: up on Google that makes me so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: It's just the same, you know what. It looks like
Speaker 1: that opening scene in Harry Potter when puff Wig is
Speaker 1: flying from this guy and you see all the tops
Speaker 1: of the houses and they all look identical.
Speaker 4: It just made me so uneasy because I've had this
Speaker 4: real issue lately with feeling custrophobic in general, just living
Speaker 4: in Sydney, because as you know, when I was eighteen
Speaker 4: living on the farm, all I cray was hustle and bustle,
Speaker 4: And now I've gone full circle where I'm like, it's
Speaker 4: too much. It's too much. I want to live in
Speaker 4: a hut in the middle of nowhere all of a sudden.
Speaker 4: And so when I drove Park, I was like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, it makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: They've got their own Ikey, They've got their own cost
Speaker 1: Co Jesus Christ, all in this tiny suburb.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and look how like that photo from above really
Speaker 4: sums it up. It's like so dense.
Speaker 1: You know what it is. It's that liminal space meme.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the liminal Have you heard of the
Speaker 1: liminal space trend? It's like I've googled it. Liminal space
Speaker 1: refers to the place a person is during a transitional period.
Speaker 1: You know, when you have a dream and it's kind
Speaker 1: of like you don't know where you are, but it
Speaker 1: looks familiar, but you can't replace it. That's what a
Speaker 1: liminal space. All these photos like, I feel like I've
Speaker 1: been to this suburb a million times over, but I
Speaker 1: could never exactly pinpoint why or where are.
Speaker 4: You talking about Mars and Parks. Yes, it looks the
Speaker 4: same as every other suburb. Have you seen that news
Speaker 4: story about the family in Western Sydney? I think, who,
Speaker 4: They've got this massive block of land, huge backyard, huge
Speaker 4: front yard, and they just refuse to sell it. And
Speaker 4: so when you look from above, it just stands out
Speaker 4: because all these houses have been built so close together
Speaker 4: around their block of land just google like Sydney real
Speaker 4: estate refuses to sell or something. But think I might
Speaker 4: have been in like the hills and you'll see this
Speaker 4: photo and I just like, full respect to them. They've
Speaker 4: got all these cluttered houses around them, and then theirs
Speaker 4: is the only one that hasn't had a million properties
Speaker 4: built in it.
Speaker 1: It's like the movie up. That's exactly.
Speaker 4: Oh no, God, they are my fucking heroes.
Speaker 1: I love them. Is that real? Yes?
Speaker 5: Fifty million dollars it's worth.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: They see look at their house and they're huge front
Speaker 4: and backyard and how many houses they could fit there,
Speaker 4: but they just refused despite being offered what fifty million?
Speaker 1: Yeah, up to.
Speaker 10: Fifty houses can be built there.
Speaker 1: That is so fucking love them.
Speaker 4: I would die for them.
Speaker 1: Oh so brilliant. No, they could make more than fifty
Speaker 1: because do the maths look at the one road, two row, three, five,
Speaker 1: six rows of houses. They could probably fit five and
Speaker 1: they sell those each for what two three million dollars?
Speaker 5: Yeah, before that it could fit fifty.
Speaker 1: So fifty two million dollars a pot. Who jesus one
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars.
Speaker 4: Says it's in the ponds. So any idiots listening right
Speaker 4: now they want to see this photo, you really must look.
Speaker 4: Just Google like the ponds real estate refuses.
Speaker 1: To sell and told you know what's next to Marston
Speaker 1: Park the fucking ponds. Oh it's the same area. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, can you see it on Google. Let's go.
Speaker 4: Let's go put it on a satellite instead of the map,
Speaker 4: and you'll see that house standing out on Google.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's here it is. Hold on, hold on, you
Speaker 1: can see it from fucking space.
Speaker 4: I love these people. I don't know who they are,
Speaker 4: but they're my fucking heroes. I would do the same thing.
Speaker 4: That's the longest fucking driveway in the world. I'm not
Speaker 4: compromising my personal space ever. I love them.
Speaker 1: That's incredible. I mean, it wouldn't kill them. The fucking landscape.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of free space.
Speaker 4: It's very the castle they refuse to sell.
Speaker 1: It's the vibe so petty. They'd be the worst neighbors
Speaker 1: in the world. No, they'd be the best. There's no bullshit.
Speaker 4: This is our land.
Speaker 1: I can't even have two neighbors, let alone having eighty
Speaker 1: different neighbors on both sides of your property. Imagine that, Like.
Speaker 4: This driveway, just to paint a picture for our idiots listening,
Speaker 4: the driveway on this huge block of land is so
Speaker 4: long that they would drive past like four or five
Speaker 4: houses just to get out of the driveway.
Speaker 1: I'd see their neighbors stooping in God. Yeah, God, that's
Speaker 1: absolutely I kind.
Speaker 4: I love them.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't have to do any groceries, you know, like
Speaker 1: the olden days, you knock on the neighbor's door and go,
Speaker 1: you got a cup of sugar. I just go by
Speaker 1: every house. You got a loaf of bread, Sorry, don't
Speaker 1: have one. You got the eggs, Sorry, don't have one.
Speaker 1: You got me coffee? Don't have any.
Speaker 4: You know what happened when I was in bogen Gate,
Speaker 4: that whole anecdote about neighbors popping over for a cup
Speaker 4: of sugar. Yeah, something similar happened, but it was one
Speaker 4: of the neighbors cooking a beef stew. And she goes, Hi, Mitchell,
Speaker 4: can I borrow a cup of your father's red wine? Goon?
Speaker 4: Was be my guests base.
Speaker 1: I love it. That's cute, that's adorable.
Speaker 4: I'm certainly not drinking that shit.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, rightly, sad. Is it just me? That's
Speaker 1: enough of these two? Now, let's hear and is it
Speaker 1: just you? Yes, it's your chance. Now if you'd like
Speaker 1: to be on the show, dm us on the couple
Speaker 1: of mitches Insta, you can text us too, mitches and
Speaker 1: that right on the iGEM hotline. That's right.
Speaker 4: Let's see if I can do it without looking at
Speaker 4: third number. Yeah, if I've learned the new number off
Speaker 4: my heart, Oh four double two nine two.
Speaker 1: Well done. There we go. You can get in touch
Speaker 1: and you'll win yourself a nice little prize. Jessica joined
Speaker 1: us from South Gippsland this week. Hello Jessica, welcome to
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 4: Gippsland.
Speaker 1: Hi, what did I say?
Speaker 4: It's Jippsland Jipsland Sorry Lands joined us from tipsy Land
Speaker 4: an alcoholic.
Speaker 1: Hello Jazz, Hi jess Hi.
Speaker 4: So you're from Gippsland. That sounds light.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 9: It's a big cold, but we're having a lovely day
Speaker 9: here today.
Speaker 1: Is it South Victoria like south south Melbourne.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we're right down the bottom.
Speaker 4: I was literally just saying on the podcast that I'm
Speaker 4: finding Sydney a bit cluttered. How regional is Gippsland. I
Speaker 4: might be packing up and moving your way.
Speaker 9: We're quite regional. So we're in an agricultural area where
Speaker 9: I am, so there's not much around it all, I think.
Speaker 9: So the local town we're on acreage, but the local
Speaker 9: town only has about populations two thousand.
Speaker 4: Oh that might be a bit too small.
Speaker 1: And how far is it from the city.
Speaker 9: In Melbourne two and a half hours.
Speaker 1: See that's ideal.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not bad.
Speaker 4: I'm guessing they don't have uberites.
Speaker 9: There, definitely not. We don't have uber anything.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 4: That's that's my main criteria is somewhere that's close ish
Speaker 4: to the city, so that if Taylor's we're doing a concert,
Speaker 4: I can travel, But.
Speaker 1: Also I want uberites. You should look at the south
Speaker 1: coast of Sydney like you could be a warng gong
Speaker 1: boy even fuck that.
Speaker 4: I've got my heart set on Ballarat.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I didn't know if I was allowed
Speaker 1: to talk about it. Jennet. Mitch just mentioned it on
Speaker 1: many occasions when we're out of just haven't no no.
Speaker 1: He keeps dropping hints of wanting to leave the city.
Speaker 5: Ballarat's beautiful.
Speaker 4: I probably want to be sovereign.
Speaker 1: Hill. I don't think you're gonna do it. What the
Speaker 1: fuck is gonna happen?
Speaker 4: If it comes midnight and I go shit, I could
Speaker 4: go a pad tie.
Speaker 1: You're fucked.
Speaker 4: Actually yeah, anyway, Sorry, Jeff, You've got an is it
Speaker 4: to me of your own?
Speaker 1: Ready to go? Don't you?
Speaker 9: I do?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, Jesse hit us? Is it just me?
Speaker 9: Are some flavors of toothpaste fucking disgusting?
Speaker 1: God? Yes? Yes, Well, I feel like there's just we've
Speaker 1: there's a uniform flavor. It's mint, I swear.
Speaker 9: Sometimes you buy one and it says on peperments and
Speaker 9: you've got mental.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've done.
Speaker 4: I like ones that have a real eclipse mint like
Speaker 4: feeling where it leaves feeling really fucking minty.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but then feel like you've just been to the dentist.
Speaker 4: Total, Yes, exactly, but then the piece of shit really
Speaker 4: weak ones like the Colgate Total that's like a rotten
Speaker 4: tick tack that's no good. And anything that has the
Speaker 4: blue jel in it. Now, oh my god.
Speaker 1: No, you know my childhood toothpaste was. It was in
Speaker 1: a cylinder and it had like that weird cap on
Speaker 1: top was a pump. Yes, and with my hair jealousy,
Speaker 1: and it looks like hair gel. And it had the
Speaker 1: three colors. It was white, red, and blue. And the
Speaker 1: mint in that was sent stational, probably full of fluoride
Speaker 1: and was destroying my mouth. However, the flavor was good,
Speaker 1: the dispensing was good. It was such a treat. I
Speaker 1: miss it.
Speaker 9: You don't want something that's good for you want something
Speaker 9: that make brings you joy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I can hear kids in the background jests if they
Speaker 4: got like the little toothpaste with Dory the Explorer on
Speaker 4: the tube to make it more fun and appealing.
Speaker 9: No shit, I just bought frozen toothpastes.
Speaker 1: Does it have little sparkles in it?
Speaker 9: I'm sure I'm going to open it. It'll be like
Speaker 9: purple with glitter.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it can't be good.
Speaker 4: It's probably full of sugar and does more harm than good,
Speaker 4: but fuck it, it's a.
Speaker 1: Bit of fun. There's like an airplane jelly, you know.
Speaker 9: I look at it making a brush their teeth.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I had a tons brush.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it was called. Tooth tunes, yeah,
Speaker 1: and tooth brush whatever. It was cold, and you'd play
Speaker 1: and it would play for the amount of time that
Speaker 1: the dentists would recommend you brush for. So I had
Speaker 1: a two minute hook of my humps by the black
Speaker 1: eyed peeps.
Speaker 4: I really wanted one of those. That I was raised
Speaker 4: in a rout, I would have loved a paste.
Speaker 1: But yeah, sorry, your farmers. What can you tell Your
Speaker 1: mum would have been a right cow about running the
Speaker 1: water then when you're brushing your teeth in the middle
Speaker 1: of a drought.
Speaker 4: Fortunately she didn't have to nag me too much because
Speaker 4: I just never brushed.
Speaker 1: My teeth like the real abroth that I was. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Thanks for that, Jess, I completely agree.
Speaker 4: That's sure how the frozen toothpaste goes? Is it nearby?
Speaker 4: I actually want to know if you class it is
Speaker 4: something that tastes foul?
Speaker 9: Wait, oh, hang on, I can I've got a baby
Speaker 9: in one arm.
Speaker 1: Go do it now?
Speaker 4: Maybe just drop the.
Speaker 9: Base, which would just throw her on the ground.
Speaker 1: She's fine, she's right herself. It's not there's a three
Speaker 1: hour drive for the hospital or anything. That sounded like
Speaker 1: the baby was just dropped.
Speaker 9: On her head. Where's the booth paste? So I've got
Speaker 9: to ask a four year old where the toothpaste is? Okay,
Speaker 9: so it is called or kid yep, mild mint flavor.
Speaker 1: Like it's a corner.
Speaker 4: That's what I hate, the mild mint.
Speaker 9: Would you like a review from the four year old?
Speaker 1: Go for it?
Speaker 9: So it's white with sparkles. What doste it?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 9: Okay? She just gagged.
Speaker 4: You kept the doct Jess, a literal gag.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. All right, Jess, thank you for the
Speaker 1: live review. That was fantastic.
Speaker 4: Don't forget the d M Gemma Gemma Jenna on our instagram.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you so much, Jess, God bless you
Speaker 1: enjoy South Chipsland. Do you know what's funny? This is
Speaker 1: complete serendipity. High smile. A teeth whitening company and a
Speaker 1: toothpaste company sent me, then you vanilla flavored toothpaste and
Speaker 1: it's in my bag?
Speaker 4: Did it look like you needed it.
Speaker 1: Maybe sent it to me or you knew a tooth
Speaker 1: that we have to try it. It was in my bag
Speaker 1: and I just thought I.
Speaker 5: Got a watermelon one.
Speaker 1: I hate anything. Vanilla is my absolute favorite flavor in
Speaker 1: the world world, so I think we all have to
Speaker 1: have a little taste of it.
Speaker 4: Sure, and got me some vanilla incest when it was
Speaker 4: in Europe, you got some what you know, the incests
Speaker 4: sticks that you Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, how is it? How's the incest?
Speaker 4: It smelled like vanilla? Really quite nice.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're gonna have incests, you don't want
Speaker 1: it to be vanilla. You're like, fuck me in the ass.
Speaker 1: For Christ's sake, I don't want missionary, my fucking sister,
Speaker 1: you know. Okay, here we go. It's got to pump
Speaker 1: on it. I'm gonna pump some vanilla high smell. Oh
Speaker 1: that looks like cream. Smell it.
Speaker 4: I don't want to taste it.
Speaker 5: Come on, how is it?
Speaker 1: That's fucking delicious? Really? Oh? Yeah, e it's minty Jenner
Speaker 1: and vanilla. Y Oh my god, I love that.
Speaker 4: No, it's like sunscreen or moisturizer that you've accidentally put
Speaker 4: on your lip and then licked your lip thing on you?
Speaker 1: Oh God, that tastes like a lip. Are we done
Speaker 1: with this? I've got to get to Wicked? Yes? Sorry
Speaker 1: Jenna quickly. What's your review?
Speaker 5: Sunscreening?
Speaker 1: By? Thanks? I smile for the product. Okay? Are we
Speaker 1: ready for the second instan strment of our hobby Hunt series?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Unfortunately you weren't sold on our first installment. I tried
Speaker 4: to convince you to join one of my bar classes
Speaker 4: because I loved them. I can't get enough.
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be like a candy bar.
Speaker 1: Making was definitely.
Speaker 4: Getting your rs A bar class.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, or just like you know, had monkey bars
Speaker 1: all day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's interesting this time we were both trying
Speaker 4: something brand new. First time, it was me introducing you
Speaker 4: to something I love, but this was something new to
Speaker 4: both of us.
Speaker 1: It was a pottery class. Yes, and it's something that
Speaker 1: I've wanted to do for a very very long time.
Speaker 1: Very excited. So shall we roll the second edition of Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's get into it, Hobby Tiger. Wow, I forget how
Speaker 1: awful that was really terrible, But the pottery was really fun.
Speaker 1: Like I we got there, the three of us were
Speaker 1: there and the studio. The vibes were immaculately.
Speaker 4: You say, we went along to Silky Shape Pepes Studio
Speaker 4: in Crow's Nest which is North Sydney, and your Ghana
Speaker 4: was there. She was absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 1: God, she was just at one with that clay. She
Speaker 1: was just an extension of that dirty, dirty mud. The
Speaker 1: thing about pottery though, is, and I think maybe we'll
Speaker 1: hear this, it was so meditative, like I felt truly
Speaker 1: like because your foot is on a pedal as if
Speaker 1: you're driving, your hands are on the clay, your brain
Speaker 1: is looking at the clay, you're listening to a teacher.
Speaker 1: You and I were talking, so all I could think
Speaker 1: about was that clay in that moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and so we'll play you how it went. As
Speaker 4: per usual. There will be a video to go with
Speaker 4: this as well. Monday afternoon on our Instagram at couple
Speaker 4: of mitches is where you can see the video. So firstly,
Speaker 4: let's get into it.
Speaker 1: Can I just paint a picture, sorry, or molded a piece,
Speaker 1: don't have the lingo down fold some wet dirt, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Mitch and I are wearing sculpting aprons, which
Speaker 1: are black aprons that come down your bodies, but then
Speaker 1: they split at the dicky, so then they can drape
Speaker 1: both thighs because you are literally straddling what looks like
Speaker 1: a combustion engine with one pedal. And then it's wet
Speaker 1: covered full of water, and you've got a spinny dish
Speaker 1: like a microwave up without a lid on it, and
Speaker 1: you've got a plot of clay and we're sitting there
Speaker 1: spread eagle, so Mitch's left knee is touching my right
Speaker 1: knee very centrally.
Speaker 4: By the way, when you watch the video, one thing
Speaker 4: you'll notice is that you and I both wore black
Speaker 4: and then because you Gana had this like bookcase with
Speaker 4: drying pottery behind it in garbage bag. Yes, so it
Speaker 4: wasn't overly aesthetic, it wasn't pretty. And so she goes,
Speaker 4: let me put a sheet up behind you, which was
Speaker 4: a black sheet, and we were already wearing black clothes.
Speaker 4: So this video like, God, bless your Ghanda. It looks
Speaker 4: so scabby, but it's fine. We had fun. So should
Speaker 4: we take a listen now, yes, So, first off, this
Speaker 4: was the very start of the class. We met your ghana. Obviously,
Speaker 4: she showed us how to use the wheel and So
Speaker 4: we hadn't even touched the clay yet, and yet you
Speaker 4: just went full ball on that pedal and the clay went.
Speaker 6: All right. Here we are in silky shapes, in crows
Speaker 6: and estima.
Speaker 1: How do you feel?
Speaker 4: I'm really nervous, Actually I'm not.
Speaker 6: I feel like I'm gonna, like really nail this.
Speaker 4: I want to nail it, but I just feel that
Speaker 4: I won't. And I'm going to take it really personally.
Speaker 4: If your pot's better than mine, shall we begin? Shall
Speaker 4: we make something? Yes, you're gonna hear she's going to
Speaker 4: show us how to do it, but you're going to
Speaker 4: make it look really easy and we're going to suck
Speaker 4: at it. But go on, what do we need to know?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 8: So we're going to learn how to make a cylinder.
Speaker 7: So cylinder can be a cup like a similar raisball,
Speaker 7: a cigarette ash tray maybe could be Yeah.
Speaker 4: I've actually quit, so I don't need one.
Speaker 6: Evabes.
Speaker 7: First of all, try not to have any expectations, So
Speaker 7: don't think about the product at the end. Just think
Speaker 7: about all the steps you're doing. Okay, So it's more
Speaker 7: about the journey exactly.
Speaker 6: I feel like we're about to end to an IVF meeting.
Speaker 4: It is about the journey, which it is.
Speaker 6: It's about the journey. Yes, our sex is good in it.
Speaker 4: That's not my fault.
Speaker 6: Why don't you quickly tell us what we have? What's
Speaker 6: this thing called? This is?
Speaker 7: This is a wheel that's will electric, so you only
Speaker 7: need to push your foot down on the pedal like driving.
Speaker 6: Okay, have you tried yours?
Speaker 4: Let's go sang it. Janet's here filming. This is why
Speaker 4: she couldn't do it. She didn't have a license to
Speaker 4: use and acceleerate.
Speaker 6: Sorry.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that actually knocked my testicles a little bit and
Speaker 1: that hurt Mary. What have you done?
Speaker 6: Sorry? I went a bit too fast.
Speaker 4: Wheel, so literally off to a flying start.
Speaker 1: Now what would you call this? Shagana? That's a wheel?
Speaker 4: So your clay went flying all over you.
Speaker 1: That was great, hit me and the balls. We only
Speaker 1: even gotten started yet it wasn't stuck to the wheel,
Speaker 1: So I asked what it was. She is very sweet,
Speaker 1: and I think we were both very confident at the start,
Speaker 1: but it quickly dwindles.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like this is when the competitiveness started to kick in.
Speaker 4: So I challenge you all to keep track of who's winning,
Speaker 4: who's the better seramicist at this point as we go through,
Speaker 4: So this is when we actually got started. Just picture
Speaker 4: a lob of clay in front of us, and we
Speaker 4: had to turn that into a corn shape.
Speaker 1: Yeah we did, Yeah, very phallic shape. Our hands were
Speaker 1: either side of it, drenched in water and would have
Speaker 1: to pull our hands up slowly around this article. It was.
Speaker 1: It was horny.
Speaker 8: Okay, so use a lot of water.
Speaker 7: Okay, make sure your hand's always wet and slippery.
Speaker 8: If it gets dry, it's going to break.
Speaker 6: Okay, so we can get wet now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so spin fast please yep.
Speaker 7: All right, take a handful of water, pour it on
Speaker 7: top of your clay, generous handful, and use boss hands.
Speaker 7: Bring your hands up and in make your clay look
Speaker 7: like a.
Speaker 4: Corn a cock.
Speaker 6: Oh sorry, you said, sorry, Sorry, it's been a couple
Speaker 6: of weeks. Sorry, sorry, you've done enough. I didn't.
Speaker 1: What happened it?
Speaker 5: That's lack of water.
Speaker 6: Lack of water? Yeah, okay, my GPS been a bit dry.
Speaker 6: I have, I have.
Speaker 4: So now we're going to pretend that was never happened.
Speaker 5: That was embarrassing.
Speaker 4: That's why we're recording. We'll never forget.
Speaker 6: And I'm the one person that's done this before.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, so I do you realize that you've done
Speaker 4: it before? And I'm still killing it so far.
Speaker 1: So I thought you said that's the luck of the water.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a beautiful novel. Where do I read
Speaker 1: that water? Yeah, so I decapitated my corn nuts, Yeah
Speaker 1: you did, and I actually circumcised it because it looked
Speaker 1: like it did look like a like an uncircumcised dick,
Speaker 1: and I wass to no, it's definitely not well trying
Speaker 1: to make a ball right, Well.
Speaker 4: This is the point where we turned the corn shape
Speaker 4: into a flat shape, and so we were sort of
Speaker 4: creating like picture a cheese platter, you know, the little
Speaker 4: block of bree.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well that's well described.
Speaker 4: Yes, a little a little block of bree cheese. That's
Speaker 4: what we're making at this point.
Speaker 7: Now we're going to do the next step if you
Speaker 7: guys want to watch this. So we're going to spin
Speaker 7: fast poor water. Left hand that's six, right hand like
Speaker 7: this on top like karate cho and you kar chop down,
Speaker 7: put yours down if you can, well you can stop,
Speaker 7: you think, keep going home?
Speaker 6: That is that good?
Speaker 4: My cock turned into a pot mitchele Oh, you've lapped me,
Speaker 4: you've overtaken me. Let's let's look.
Speaker 6: Like the mushrooms that killed that family in Melbourne this week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, would you like a taste, jez.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So at this point, I'm now the ship one. You're
Speaker 4: better than me, Pottery, I've overtaken and so I don't
Speaker 4: talk much after this because I'm so fucking focused on better.
Speaker 1: Than you actually did. If you watch the video, Mitch
Speaker 1: gets so silent. It happened in the bar class. I
Speaker 1: was confident at the start that in the last ten
Speaker 1: minutes I just shut up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the other way around.
Speaker 1: This time.
Speaker 4: I became really really nervous because I couldn't talk. I
Speaker 4: was so focused on being.
Speaker 1: Good at it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: OK, so we've got the block of bree cheese in
Speaker 4: front of us now, and so we were supposed to,
Speaker 4: I guess finger the middle to turn the block into
Speaker 4: a bull. So to know you've got to you've got
Speaker 4: to make a gaping hole. And this is when we
Speaker 4: both started to notice how fucking sensual it was.
Speaker 8: You know, next step we're going to do opening.
Speaker 7: So if you want to watch fast Speed Water, I'm
Speaker 7: only going to use my thumbs.
Speaker 8: Two thumbs together.
Speaker 7: You're going to go in the middle until you have
Speaker 7: one centimeter left on the bottom for.
Speaker 4: The bottom, so don't touch the bottom.
Speaker 8: Then you're going to bring your thumbs out like this.
Speaker 6: Wow, this is wow. I've been there before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it reminds me of my birth.
Speaker 8: This opening here should be like five centimeters so big.
Speaker 6: Enough so you don't want to go through to the bottom.
Speaker 4: Yes, well that'd be a pretty ship plate, wouldn't it.
Speaker 8: Sorry, keep going down until you have a set.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. This is quite sensual, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Oh my gorgeous?
Speaker 1: Nice, nice.
Speaker 7: And then we pull out Mitchell done and yeah, push
Speaker 7: your thumbs out.
Speaker 8: And that's done. Oh my god, well done.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, oh my god, I'm so impressed. That's great.
Speaker 4: I hate that Yours is clearly better than mine.
Speaker 6: It's a bowl.
Speaker 8: Well done.
Speaker 6: Let me cereal out of that.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't feed my cat out of it. It really
Speaker 4: is quite sensual, right is I get the whole ghost scene?
Speaker 6: Now? Do you have a partner? No? Have you ever
Speaker 6: brought someone here for a date?
Speaker 8: Well, people come in here for dates, do that. Yeah,
Speaker 8: sometimes Gol doesn't know it's pottery.
Speaker 7: Guy would arrange everything and she will show up like
Speaker 7: in Leace Go.
Speaker 1: Looking beautiful of the good game, and then he's pulling
Speaker 1: open a bowl.
Speaker 6: She's gone, I'm jealous of a pot.
Speaker 1: Sorry, clearly the ghost this is that we're feeling essential.
Speaker 4: She reckons. A lot of people go on dates.
Speaker 1: There, I do it for sure. Really, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: I love a hands on experience, something to reference. I
Speaker 1: really am down for that.
Speaker 4: I feel like if someone suggests that a pottery date
Speaker 4: to me, be it a surprise or not, I'd be
Speaker 4: a bit off put at first, but hey, it'd be
Speaker 4: fucking memorable, wouldn't it. Totally then I definitely remember that date.
Speaker 1: I pretend to do it to their but or something.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, with your ghana there you you're like, hey,
Speaker 4: you're ghana, your ghana?
Speaker 1: Want to look away.
Speaker 4: We're about to get fucking off, Risky.
Speaker 1: Clean them up with a sponge. So at this point.
Speaker 4: We've put a hole in our breach. No, I'm actually
Speaker 4: introducing the next bit of audio. Sorry, at this point
Speaker 4: finger a hole into the bree cheese.
Speaker 1: Yes, we have, we have. And so it's like a.
Speaker 4: Really tiny flat bowl. And this is when we had
Speaker 4: to pull it off, stretch it up and make it
Speaker 4: a taller bowl.
Speaker 1: It was going from a small bowl to a big bowl.
Speaker 4: Yes, correct, And remember at this point you're in the lead,
Speaker 4: right like you're obviously doing a better job than me.
Speaker 1: I haven't forgotten. I'm doing exceptionally well. Your ghana has
Speaker 1: got my resume about to offer me a job as
Speaker 1: a tutor.
Speaker 4: Let's see how that lasted.
Speaker 8: Okay, So for next step, we're gonna need medium speak.
Speaker 6: Doesn't yours isn't as big as ours? Have we have?
Speaker 6: We gone too big?
Speaker 4: Once again, our whole gaping.
Speaker 6: I've been there before.
Speaker 1: So do we need to close up our Do we
Speaker 1: need to rest for a few days?
Speaker 4: Or that would be good?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: If you spin medium spit with your hands, we're gonna
Speaker 7: mainly use the middle finger.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh perfect, my favorite one.
Speaker 7: So keep moving upwards, keep moving upwards really gently, really
Speaker 7: really don't squeeze hard, Mitch.
Speaker 4: Oh, no, embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I've beheaded my peace fed it and I was the
Speaker 1: star pupil.
Speaker 4: You got cocky mate.
Speaker 1: Absolutely ruined my embarrassing. I snapped it in half. My
Speaker 1: piece fell in front of my eyes. And you know what,
Speaker 1: me and your Gelly, you ghana, you ghana from Silky
Speaker 1: Shape from Silky Shapes and The Way of the Water
Speaker 1: Avatar Part two. And she looks at me, she's so disappointed.
Speaker 1: But then I look over at Mitchell and the joy
Speaker 1: in his Yes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, I'm back, bitch, joy.
Speaker 1: So mine has been cut off. She gets up out
Speaker 1: of her chair and she comes in fixed mine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she did have to give you a helping hand,
Speaker 4: which gave you a bit of an advantage, I would
Speaker 4: have thought. But anyway, so finally, this is when we
Speaker 4: put the finishing touches on our bowls. Although yours looked
Speaker 4: a bit more like a cup to be fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was half the size. Yeah. So yeah, this
Speaker 1: is the end of our body.
Speaker 4: And then you're Gana asked Jenna to make a judgment
Speaker 4: who did a better job at their pottery, So we
Speaker 4: basically this is it. We're finalizing it.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So you keep going up pressure until you get five
Speaker 7: meal thickness.
Speaker 10: Of the wall.
Speaker 6: Okay, I got the death wabbles.
Speaker 7: Okay, So Mitch, we're going to compress the.
Speaker 6: Rim for you. Compress the rim.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so see how the.
Speaker 4: Rim is going up and down?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, no bumpsy in my head that mine looks like
Speaker 1: that okay, and I've got pottery dysmorphia.
Speaker 4: She might's taken on an oval shape. It's not round anymore.
Speaker 4: That's okay, that's perfect.
Speaker 6: Actually, you've done I wouldn't say.
Speaker 4: It's almost like I'm intuitive natural.
Speaker 8: That's pretty much done.
Speaker 6: Wow, it's a coffee mind.
Speaker 8: Do you want it to stay as his?
Speaker 7: Or do you want me to even it out for you?
Speaker 4: What do you mean he's saying mine's not perfect?
Speaker 1: Yes it is?
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, it's not perfect, Jenna.
Speaker 4: Do you want to hugo way? Go away? Okay, let's
Speaker 4: leave with us. Is it's perfect?
Speaker 6: You happy with yours?
Speaker 4: I don't think it matters what I think. I think
Speaker 4: you're Ghana, the top dog of Silky Shaped Studio, who
Speaker 4: did a better job.
Speaker 6: Out of the two mitches?
Speaker 4: We will need to ask Jenna to judge.
Speaker 1: All right, Jenna, have a look at our pots and
Speaker 1: tell us who's your superior.
Speaker 6: I mean, mine's not really a pot, mine.
Speaker 4: It's just it's a tooth brush holder.
Speaker 6: It is a toothbrush holder. And Mitchell's cat bowl.
Speaker 5: Actually, well, to be honest, I wouldn't like Connie even
Speaker 5: near that things.
Speaker 6: Look at the jagged.
Speaker 5: Edges Honestly, they're both terrible.
Speaker 1: It's really hard to love to see you.
Speaker 4: Do a better job, Jenna. Such support, Jenna, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go with Mitch.
Speaker 6: Oh god, thanks Jenna.
Speaker 4: Half of it's missing.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much. This was great my pleasure.
Speaker 1: I actually feel I don't know how you feel, Mitch,
Speaker 1: but I feel like this is a hobby that I
Speaker 1: want to continue.
Speaker 4: It's very rare that you actually continue though.
Speaker 6: Yeah, how much do these costs?
Speaker 4: Because what Mitch does is he buys all the bullshit,
Speaker 4: drops all this money on it, and then just forgets
Speaker 4: about it, Like he's got DJ dex, a banjo, all
Speaker 4: these things. He's just bought the equipment and then not
Speaker 4: actually do How much would this set you back?
Speaker 7: Probably a couple of thousands just for the week. But
Speaker 7: there are options. You don't have to own everything. There
Speaker 7: are lots of different studios. You can go and do
Speaker 7: it at the studio, and you can do it whenever
Speaker 7: you have time. You don't have to commit to it.
Speaker 6: I actually am very I think I'm going to continue
Speaker 6: this hobby.
Speaker 4: Was it therapeutic?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And it was also like it it keeps your brain
Speaker 1: and your hands busy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been more focused.
Speaker 6: No, I wasn't speaking.
Speaker 1: My brain was on and that's rare, very Yeah, my
Speaker 1: therapist will.
Speaker 6: Be very impressed.
Speaker 7: The most common feedback I get is people say that
Speaker 7: I did not think about anything for two hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you just you're so.
Speaker 7: Focused on your hands that all the other noise in
Speaker 7: your mind just disappears.
Speaker 4: I can't say that word meditative.
Speaker 7: It is meditative without trying to meditate, because everyone says
Speaker 7: I cannot meditate. My monkey brain never stops. But when
Speaker 7: you're doing this, you're meditating without knowing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I love it. I'm sold.
Speaker 4: Now important question you, Ghana, As a professional seramesist, do
Speaker 4: you ever bother getting your nails done or is it
Speaker 4: just gonna get wrapped? Yeah?
Speaker 7: No, I don't. I'm missing one of the nails.
Speaker 4: What what did you do?
Speaker 8: Because it raps against the will I did act?
Speaker 7: Notice that you can recognize Potters by this third nails.
Speaker 7: It is missing show because when you're doing this corning
Speaker 7: up and down, you're touching the world.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, you.
Speaker 8: Actually don't feel it.
Speaker 4: Then you sit at home you're like, what happened? Where
Speaker 4: is the Cornah? That's like nails on a talkboard to me.
Speaker 6: That is thank you so much. This was great. I've
Speaker 6: got a new hobby.
Speaker 4: Congratulations so early in the hunt.
Speaker 6: And we've got a new urn for the frand of
Speaker 6: ours to die because that is hidious. We'll put them
Speaker 6: in that.
Speaker 1: Oh there we go.
Speaker 4: Like we said, the videos up on our Instagram at
Speaker 4: a couple of mitches on Monday afternoon.
Speaker 1: Yes, we should do another. I love what we did
Speaker 1: with the bar video where we got the earlier listeners
Speaker 1: to comment something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to prove that they heard the podcast first. What
Speaker 4: could be something pot related? They can comment on the video.
Speaker 1: Oh, maybe just the leaf emoji or just fourteen it's blazy.
Speaker 4: The maple leaf emoji is usually what people put on
Speaker 4: their dating propog on grinder for It's a maple leaf emoji.
Speaker 1: They're a dealer, correct, you can put that I like
Speaker 1: the maple. Then we don't want people to think thinking
Speaker 1: that our pages, you know, a conduit for weed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can't just have that emoji like a pot pun.
Speaker 4: Are there any Yeah, I'm sure we can think of one. Yeah,
Speaker 4: buy is it? This is your Ghana's claim to fame.
Speaker 1: Good you Ghana barely know he your Ghana didn't fucking
Speaker 1: touch her, one of the one of the many. If
Speaker 1: you if you can't think of something a pot joke, okay,
Speaker 1: write a pot joke or the maple leaf emoji.
Speaker 4: Don't pully Yaghana.
Speaker 1: She'll be the confused And I adore Yaghana. I want
Speaker 1: her as my teacher in the same way that you
Speaker 1: were a bit like, oh my god, the bar teacher
Speaker 1: Mandy is so cool.
Speaker 4: El l.
Speaker 1: I thought Yrghana was so cool. Yeah, I loved her.
Speaker 1: She was adorable and she's right. That ring finger on
Speaker 1: her left hand looked like a fucking Frankfurter than being
Speaker 1: chopped off. Well, it's time for the verdict. Oh, oh
Speaker 1: my god, we're going.
Speaker 4: To actually commit to this hobby. Have we found a
Speaker 4: new one?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Well, are we all go into committer?
Speaker 1: Is it just you and me? Midge? Do we all
Speaker 1: have to decide? True? Jenna didn't actually give it a crack,
Speaker 1: but for someone who was watching.
Speaker 5: Well, I can't because my nails. It gets into my
Speaker 5: nails because I've got cat.
Speaker 1: So that's an instant no from Jenna Mitchell, you can
Speaker 1: go next.
Speaker 4: I didn't work this hard to quit my nail biting
Speaker 4: habit just to have some fucking pottery wheel. Rip my
Speaker 4: nail off. No way, I can't with glusing a nail hole.
Speaker 1: Shed's a no from Mitchell Wow burning through these verdict.
Speaker 4: You made it pretty clear in that that you were
Speaker 4: sold in it. But I should say it's been a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks since we've recorded that, and so God.
Speaker 1: We know what you're like. Would you like to know
Speaker 1: the truth of the matter. I'm in negotiations with someone
Speaker 1: on gum Tree Grass.
Speaker 4: You don't need to buy your own wheel. You can
Speaker 4: just go to a studio. Do you see me installing
Speaker 4: a ballet bar? In my heart, I just go to
Speaker 4: the studio where they've got baths.
Speaker 1: I am in negotiations with someone who is selling all
Speaker 1: their gear. She's probably not a good sign because that's
Speaker 1: where I'm going to be in six weeks. However, I
Speaker 1: think we've landed on a fair and reasonable price for
Speaker 1: a pottery wheel. Mitchell died. This is what you do.
Speaker 1: You've got so much bullshit that you don't commit to,
Speaker 1: and it will be coming home because it is my
Speaker 1: new hobby. I accept. I love pottery.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean that's a win, but I don't think
Speaker 4: you're going about it the right way.
Speaker 5: It's a half win.
Speaker 1: I also had to listen to message me that does
Speaker 1: pottery classes in Cronulla, which is where I live currently
Speaker 1: with mum and dad, and she said, come to the
Speaker 1: come to the studio and you can do weekly sessions.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to do that instead of getting your
Speaker 1: own wheel.
Speaker 4: There's no need chill.
Speaker 1: I was trying to Google because she at Google a
Speaker 1: message because she messaged me inviting me. Bless her. Her
Speaker 1: name's Ashley. She listens to the show ceramics pottery class
Speaker 1: in Taran Point. I love you to come, she messaged.
Speaker 1: The two of us actually invited us. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 1: my name's actually currently a few wines deep.
Speaker 4: Well tell her to fucking forget about it. Remove me
Speaker 4: from the group chat. I'm not losing.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm so happy. This is great. I've got a
Speaker 1: new hobby.
Speaker 4: I understand where your head's that when it comes to
Speaker 4: i've got a new hobby, I've got to buy the
Speaker 4: ship to go with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, I get it, but you don't need to
Speaker 1: because I did.
Speaker 4: The same thing. When I finally found a new palaateis
Speaker 4: and yoga studio to go to, I was like, I'm
Speaker 4: going to get a new mat.
Speaker 1: It's going to be so good. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't a fucking cheap matt. Yeah, is gorgeous
Speaker 4: indigenous artwork on it, and I've seen it. It was expensive
Speaker 4: and I was like, nah, nah, it's all good.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: I rock up to the first class and they're like, no,
Speaker 4: you don't need to bring your own mat. We've got them.
Speaker 4: So I don't think you go into pottery class they're
Speaker 4: gonna expect you to bring your own fucking wheel.
Speaker 1: You don't need to buy it. It's also like forty kilos. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did search kilns, but they they just want to
Speaker 1: require a lot of energy.
Speaker 4: What are you gonna do after you make a pot
Speaker 4: without a kiln?
Speaker 1: Also, what am I gonna do to my dad?
Speaker 6: Dad?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fuck on Thursday. But then also I'm making
Speaker 1: pottery in the backyard on Friday. So you need to
Speaker 1: funk off out of your own house that you're paying
Speaker 1: the mortgage on.
Speaker 4: I think of the mess you're going to make if
Speaker 4: you get your own pottery wheel, Like, it's so much
Speaker 4: easier to go to a class and then just leave
Speaker 4: it behind.
Speaker 1: Sorry though, you're saying, think of the mess you're going
Speaker 1: to make give you fuck on Thursday, and I thought,
Speaker 1: how do you need.
Speaker 4: To mind out of the gut of your gris. We
Speaker 4: love you, jamamache the studio and crows. Thanks you very
Speaker 4: much for having it.
Speaker 1: Hit it up. It's a beautiful studio.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Now do we need to continue the hobby hunt
Speaker 4: because you reckon? You found one? Because I have been
Speaker 4: getting a lot of suites and sent in.
Speaker 1: Oh definitely. I think this is great, and I think
Speaker 1: we're staggering. I want to continue. I'm not fully sold
Speaker 1: on having a brand new hobby that I can commit to.
Speaker 1: Pottery is hard and a lengthy is it? Well, it
Speaker 1: just takes time. If you want to fucking mugget takes
Speaker 1: six weeks and you got to kill it for a
Speaker 1: month and you got to bake it. Nah. I want
Speaker 1: something more instant hobby, you know. Yeah, but I'm very impatient.
Speaker 1: So something a bit more instant could be nice.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I'll tell you some of the suggestions. Lily
Speaker 4: said that we should do canoe polo.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, Lily, do you listen to this polo?
Speaker 4: But in kayaks you paddle around in a kayak and
Speaker 4: try and score goals. That are hung up in the air,
Speaker 4: lots of fun, she said. And you come from a
Speaker 4: water polo background, right, so I do think of that,
Speaker 4: but in a canoe.
Speaker 1: I've actually thought about getting back into water polo. There's
Speaker 1: a queer water polo team in Sydney.
Speaker 4: I was actually thinking that the other day. I was like,
Speaker 4: why is he looking for a new hobby when he's
Speaker 4: clearly got one that he used to be quite good
Speaker 4: at by what I know?
Speaker 1: And I wanted to do swimming again. I swim. I
Speaker 1: want to swim with my dad. He swims every morning
Speaker 1: at the beach. Anyway, I don't think kayak. No, it
Speaker 1: sounds like quiddage and that's silly.
Speaker 4: Actually, you know the mcquarie University just down the road
Speaker 4: from our studio, they've got a quidditch team.
Speaker 1: Should we sign up? Yeah?
Speaker 5: You and a stub where I went els as well.
Speaker 5: They verse each other?
Speaker 1: Do they play? Do they hold on it? Is it
Speaker 1: role play?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Are they huffle pass?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Are they at O week?
Speaker 4: When I saw the store for a quidditch team where
Speaker 4: I was like, isn't that fucking flying?
Speaker 10: What are they doing?
Speaker 1: Isn't that fucking mythical? It's not real? God, that's done.
Speaker 1: And the blood just looked heavy on Harry Potter. The
Speaker 1: blood is Oh my god, they did and oh I
Speaker 1: did like the look of the snitch though, to be favor,
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, Oh yeah, that looks really fun. Okay.
Speaker 4: Rachel also suggested that we do aerial hoop. It's technically
Speaker 4: considered a circus art. Basically, it's a suspended metal hoop
Speaker 4: that you used to do aerobics.
Speaker 1: Oh, absolutely fucking not.
Speaker 4: I think that'd be right at my allegies.
Speaker 1: Well, you can do it in your own spare time, no,
Speaker 1: thank you, okay.
Speaker 4: Angus suggested one of those smash rooms where you just
Speaker 4: get a bunch of the pottery that we made, really
Speaker 4: just a bunch of ceramics and shit, and you hit
Speaker 4: it with a hammer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'd absolutely adore that. I've seen those.
Speaker 1: It's just like a one white room. It's like four
Speaker 1: walls and they lock the door and you wear safety
Speaker 1: gear and you throw ceramics like you're at a Greek
Speaker 1: fucking wedding.
Speaker 4: Oh, they's hammer you to throw it.
Speaker 1: I've seen different ones. I've seen hammers, I've seen axes.
Speaker 4: I really like to do that. Should we do with smashrooms.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, But is that a hobby or is
Speaker 1: that not just something you do after you break up
Speaker 1: with your partner, like to get your around.
Speaker 5: But they probably have membership.
Speaker 4: It depends on how much you fall in love with it.
Speaker 4: It's probably on the same wavelength as bowling. Some people
Speaker 4: would consider that a hobby. Some people would trip. That's
Speaker 4: something you do with your cousins.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's do a smashroom. Because the three of us
Speaker 1: have so much pent up anger.
Speaker 4: I just start hitting you.
Speaker 1: Did you kill me? I think Jenner would go fucking nuts, And.
Speaker 4: It's like, I don't need a hammer. I've got me nails.
Speaker 1: Do a smashroom. That audio is going to be very
Speaker 1: hard to play back. It's going to be grading on
Speaker 1: the ears.
Speaker 4: Oh well, it's fine, it'll be fun for us. It's
Speaker 4: all about the video.
Speaker 1: It's all about the footage, all right, Hobby number three,
Speaker 1: Let's do a smashroom.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, fuck yes, all right, coming soon. I guess
Speaker 4: how the.
Speaker 1: Did we start with quiddy and end on smash Jesus?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: You should follow these idiots online?
Speaker 5: Search a couple of mitches.
Speaker 4: All right, the moment you've all been on the edge
Speaker 4: of your fucking seat waiting.
Speaker 1: For Jesus Christ. We've been teasing hobby Hunt for months.
Speaker 1: Forget that ship, forget my fucking emotional turmoil, breakup of
Speaker 1: the year, who gives a ship? Mitch's new boyfriend? Fuck him?
Speaker 4: Finally, Jenna is going to talk about her own life.
Speaker 1: Oh, we've all been waiting every week. I asked the
Speaker 1: same question, prize keeper, Jenna, how are you? What's new?
Speaker 4: What's been going on?
Speaker 3: Girl?
Speaker 5: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 4: Much? Yeah, and we put it to her today. Right,
Speaker 4: it's time for you to tell a story. We're going
Speaker 4: to put a side time on the episode, and you
Speaker 4: have to think of something. Have you thought of something?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think I have?
Speaker 1: Okay, good, So this is Jenny. What name did you
Speaker 1: want to go with? Jenny? Jenna? I think it Jenna's
Speaker 1: fable time. All right, well, Jennah, Mitch and I absolutely
Speaker 1: all is. I've got a nice fish to and Mitch
Speaker 1: sharpening his axe. So when you're ready, Jenna, how have
Speaker 1: you been what's going on? Well?
Speaker 5: I'm telling a story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's got a yarn for it.
Speaker 5: It's just a little yarn from my current life.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: So let's rewind the clock back to two thousand and two.
Speaker 1: Great, oh cool? How old were you there? Nine? Okay?
Speaker 5: Family holiday?
Speaker 1: Where'd you go? That'd be nice? Fucking now?
Speaker 4: Is that you weren't raised in a drought? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Keep going.
Speaker 4: You're in Vanahatu on a family holiday when you were nine?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Did you have enough money to take the butler with you?
Speaker 5: We didn't have a butler, okay.
Speaker 1: Was it a private or commercial airline? It was Daddy's airline?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: So first family holiday to Vanuatu first?
Speaker 1: Sorry? First the way she said that nine times since
Speaker 1: first family holiday, and we.
Speaker 4: Just loved it so much we put it to pod
Speaker 4: our summer house because we owned the first.
Speaker 5: I haven't been since.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: So we arrive and it's lovely. We stay in a
Speaker 5: really lovely hotel like resort.
Speaker 1: It's really really nice, no doubt.
Speaker 5: I go to kids club, it's great, lots of fun.
Speaker 5: I have a friend that nanny's there. It's great. And
Speaker 5: then on the third night there's a massive earthquake.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? This is a great story, Jennet.
Speaker 5: That's one of the worst earthquakes's ever had.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm googling. So two thousand and two
Speaker 1: Beau earthquakes.
Speaker 4: This is ringing a bell. I feel like I've heard
Speaker 4: this in passing. But let's get into the details of
Speaker 4: the nitty gritty.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: So we're all having fun until one night, or maybe
Speaker 5: it was the morning.
Speaker 4: Did you need new music? I think really grimy, something daunting. Okay, yes, suspenseful.
Speaker 5: Okay. So it's about the third night or morning, early dawn.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm in my bunk bed, and because
Speaker 5: I loved bunk beds at the time, I could have
Speaker 5: slept on the double bed, but I decided to sleep
Speaker 5: on the bunk bed.
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, Okay, I've got to get to
Speaker 4: the Wicked premiere. You can skim some details.
Speaker 5: All of a sudden, the room starts to shake, the
Speaker 5: bunk bed falls down. I fall to the ground.
Speaker 1: Oh my dad, what does that sound like? Well, like,
Speaker 1: what would you sound like doing that?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: It was literally, oh my god, Jenna, yeah.
Speaker 5: Yes, And we're on the top of a no, the
Speaker 5: bottom of a hill, so it could there could have
Speaker 5: been like a landslide. Anyway, my dad picks me up,
Speaker 5: we run outside. Everybody else in the resort are outside
Speaker 5: their doors as well, we're all freaking out. Then there's
Speaker 5: after shocks constantly for the next few hours, and then
Speaker 5: the next few days. I'm begging to leave all all
Speaker 5: the shops.
Speaker 4: Wait, wait the next few days. Yes, so far, your
Speaker 4: father's running and carrying you out. You can't skip a
Speaker 4: few days. I want to know what happened next?
Speaker 1: Was chaos? Did the hotels grumble? Yeah? The bunks were demined?
Speaker 1: Got it? Because was your brother crashed? Did you have
Speaker 1: a third brother that we don't know of?
Speaker 5: No, he was in a double bed because I was
Speaker 5: on loan on the bunk bend.
Speaker 1: Got it.
Speaker 5: Anyway, we were all rushed out, and everyone was scared.
Speaker 5: What time of night I'd say, early morning?
Speaker 1: Sometimes, Okay, do you need to go back to sleep? No?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't remember. Maybe I did, Okay, I would have tried,
Speaker 5: But there were after shocks. All the shops were destroyed,
Speaker 5: so I couldn't get any food or anything. Sorry, dying
Speaker 5: to go back home, crying, screaming. Everybody else in the
Speaker 5: resort got to go back home, but my dad said,
Speaker 5: because he paid for the trip, we had to stay.
Speaker 1: Wow, stay richer exactly, So it was easy for everyone
Speaker 1: to go home.
Speaker 4: It's not like you were stranded and there were no flights.
Speaker 5: Ah, well, that's where I think there was tsunami warning.
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god, you're kidding.
Speaker 4: There wasn't a tsunami, was there.
Speaker 5: No, there wasn't, luckily, but there was a warning. So
Speaker 5: people from other islands had to go onto our island.
Speaker 5: We're all stuck there.
Speaker 4: We're like, don't come here, it's fuck.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there was a there was a siren that went
Speaker 1: off tsunami warning.
Speaker 5: So we were like in the resort to the last.
Speaker 4: So I hate to interrupt your fable. It's one sound
Speaker 4: effect I want you to get on YouTube.
Speaker 1: It's the haunted hurricane siren.
Speaker 4: The Chicago tornado warning, the broken siren. You've made us
Speaker 4: play this twelve times in the background of Jenna's disaster story.
Speaker 1: Fantastic, Samby.
Speaker 4: So it's Chicago, specifically Chicago broken tornado siren. Okay, keep going,
Speaker 4: Jeniway were we So the.
Speaker 5: Government advised everybody to leave for the island, not leave
Speaker 5: the country, but because my dad had paid for the
Speaker 5: whole two weeks, we had to stay. So we were
Speaker 5: one of the last families there. But luckily, the nannies
Speaker 5: and everything. Brought their children to stay on the resort
Speaker 5: as well, so I hung out with them for how much.
Speaker 1: Longer were you there after the earthquake? Two weeks? Are
Speaker 1: you fucking kidding me? So other countries sent in aid
Speaker 1: and you were still their holiday. Yes, the Australian government,
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was John Howard at the time, spent
Speaker 1: millions of taxpayer dollars to rebuild Vanuatu, and you and
Speaker 1: your wealthy family were sitting sipping cocktails. There was no.
Speaker 5: Water in the pool.
Speaker 10: So what did you do?
Speaker 1: What did you how did you kill time?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 5: Then Nanny's had horses, and so it began.
Speaker 4: Jenner the horse girl was born out of trauma and
Speaker 4: rising like a phoenix in the ashes.
Speaker 5: To walk along the beach. Alot, we get hermit crabs
Speaker 5: and little hermit crabbit.
Speaker 4: It's okay, eight for dinner the shops.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I mean we're considering you're having a great time.
Speaker 1: We really need to change it.
Speaker 4: This is the really, this is the game.
Speaker 5: Anyway, my brother decided to run away.
Speaker 1: Oh fucking hell.
Speaker 10: We called a taxi into the city.
Speaker 1: A taxi, yes, oh my god, more dramatic. He was seven,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what happened.
Speaker 5: The driver took him to the city then asked him
Speaker 5: for money, and he said, I don't have money, And
Speaker 5: then my parents realized he was gone, so I had
Speaker 5: to call the police. I was left on the beach
Speaker 5: with the hermit crabs. Then they had to go to
Speaker 5: the city to collect him. They finally found him. They
Speaker 5: thought he'd been kidnapped.
Speaker 4: Anyway, why was he fleeing because he didn't want to
Speaker 4: stay there.
Speaker 1: He wanted to go home. I was just bored. Well,
Speaker 1: two weeks a long time.
Speaker 5: I was the one who was desperate to leave. That's
Speaker 5: what my anxiety came in.
Speaker 4: That's where it was to run away, because you're bored.
Speaker 5: Well, he was seven, so he thought he could. He
Speaker 5: was sick of our family. He never had dinner with us,
Speaker 5: so he was always at another table. Then I went
Speaker 5: on to another table because that all the tables were available.
Speaker 1: I finally running away while you were bored with an option,
Speaker 1: this story would be finished for me.
Speaker 5: Anyway, during this time, the constant after I'd be home,
Speaker 5: they were constant after shocks. We then had to go
Speaker 5: to another hotel because it closed down, of course, and
Speaker 5: it was a rundown hotel with ants had to stay
Speaker 5: three days there. It was the airport hotel. But I
Speaker 5: had really really delicious chips, so I spent three days
Speaker 5: doing that eating that. Then we went to the airport
Speaker 5: and finally came home. And it was the worst trip
Speaker 5: of my life.
Speaker 1: Wow, Jenna, But hey, it was memorable, wasn't it? It
Speaker 1: was very memorable. Wow that is that was a brilliant
Speaker 1: story worth five years in the making. To be honest, I.
Speaker 4: Got to do Jenner's fables more often.
Speaker 1: Think of another Give us one more time to get
Speaker 1: to the Wicked. All right, let's go home. Let's go home,
Speaker 1: have a great time at the Wicked. Premier Angel. What
Speaker 1: theater is it at.
Speaker 4: It's at the Lyric Theater, which is dark casino exakly.
Speaker 1: It is not my favorite theater, No, no more of it.
Speaker 1: I prefer the State Theater Capitals.
Speaker 4: Now the State Theater, No, No, Theatre Royal, facious.
Speaker 5: I love Capital and then Theatre Royal.
Speaker 4: I don't have time for this ship.
Speaker 1: Well, my quick question is why is it so exciting
Speaker 1: that it's back? Because it was gone? But like what yeah,
Speaker 1: but but why did it go? How long has it
Speaker 1: been gone for? Like, what's the.
Speaker 4: History last time it was in Australia would have been
Speaker 4: twenty fourteen or twenty fifteen, and that was that was
Speaker 4: their ten year anniversary to her. Wow, so they'd been
Speaker 4: ten years prior to that.
Speaker 1: All right, well let's get you.
Speaker 5: We're the same without Jemmy.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: But she's fucking pregnant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. God forbid. She lives her life and
Speaker 1: doesn't have to get painted green slime every day.
Speaker 4: This is This is paints I will tell this quickly.
Speaker 4: This paints how much of a fucking wicked nerd. I
Speaker 4: was not just theater.
Speaker 1: Nods specifically wicked nerd.
Speaker 4: Yes, the lead actress who played Alphabet the Green Witch,
Speaker 4: Jemma Rix, who I fucking at.
Speaker 5: All exceptional performer.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: She released an album yes, independently and through her own
Speaker 4: live shows at like a tiny theater in Surrey Hills
Speaker 4: or redfurn or something. Jenna and I went and we
Speaker 4: got a fucking photo with her.
Speaker 1: I've seen this photo, the mean and Greek. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: seen the photo. Is it behind the theater at the
Speaker 1: end of the show. Yeah, that boy? I don't are
Speaker 1: you talking about I've not seen this photo. Oh goodness,
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Jesus Mitchell, you look like had a fucking
Speaker 1: Gatsby in that pick. You don't look well.
Speaker 4: That was when I was starting to grab my hair
Speaker 4: long and had to hide it with a hat.
Speaker 1: She looks lovely? Is she anyone of merit these days? Orf?
Speaker 1: She faded away?
Speaker 4: Excuse the fuck you? She went on through being Alphabra
Speaker 4: and Wicked to being the I don't know who's the
Speaker 4: one with the long hair and frozenwi elsa?
Speaker 1: Yes? Fuck yes, oh, good for her, good for her.
Speaker 4: Sorry, she can't be in Wicked because she's fucking pregnant.
Speaker 1: Who's playing Alfa bur and Fairy?
Speaker 4: I don't know, but I'm going to be going into
Speaker 4: it very skeptical because that first Assie cast was phenomenal. Lucy,
Speaker 4: don't be judgmental, No, no, no, I'm going into it hoping
Speaker 4: it's going to be good. But I haven't got my
Speaker 4: hopes too high, because otherwise it can't reach that standard.
Speaker 4: Of course, true, it's going to be like keeping love expectations.
Speaker 4: So then you away, of course, then you're not disappointed,
Speaker 4: exactly correct. We'll have fun at the premiere a little show. Hey,
Speaker 4: leave us a five star review, please if you can,
Speaker 4: and we will talk to you all in a week.
Speaker 1: Great, catch you soon. Idiots.
Speaker 10: Hi, Is It Just Me?
Speaker 5: A podcast by a couple.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast stuff.
Speaker 4: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 4: the end. We pretend the show's done, but it's not.
Speaker 4: We keep talking shit. I won't be talking that much
Speaker 4: yit today?
Speaker 1: Okay, No, Mitchell, there was something I said to you
Speaker 1: at the start of the show that I said we'll
Speaker 1: talk about in add brief. I don't remember that clearly.
Speaker 1: Not that.
Speaker 4: Also, that's breaking the rules. Nothing's planned, nothing structured.
Speaker 1: No, but sometimes there is something that doesn't make the
Speaker 1: main show because it's not worthy enough.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, mentally, I think I'll save this for ad debrief.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh actually no, I think I remember what you're talking
Speaker 4: about because last week's episode, Jenny, you weren't there, but
Speaker 4: we said we were going to have an all staff meeting.
Speaker 1: Oh. Correct, it's your future of the podcast, that's it.
Speaker 4: And I would like to point out that the is
Speaker 4: It Just Me group chat went into a bit of
Speaker 4: turmoil after that.
Speaker 1: You're talking about us discussing the length of our episodes,
Speaker 1: which when we first started was sitting around the forty
Speaker 1: to fifty minute mark.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hold on, let me just have a quick look
Speaker 4: in our not the Facebook group, but the endurant idiots group.
Speaker 1: Chat correct, which is used daily.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, here it is. It's from Adam. He says, okay, idiots,
Speaker 4: can someone calm my nerves and soul? Did anyone else
Speaker 4: get hints slash feelings of the podcast ending between them
Speaker 4: bringing all right, hey, Jenna being gone again, Mitch saying
Speaker 4: how they have so many advertisers, saying how they keep
Speaker 4: canceling other podcasts by being on them talking about trash
Speaker 4: hourly ending and them ending the episode saying next week
Speaker 4: we have an all staff meeting. It's seen very foreshadowing
Speaker 4: of the end of times babes. We're not that clever.
Speaker 4: We don't do the tailor shift east directions foreshadow.
Speaker 1: I was just about to say, we're not fucking Taylor.
Speaker 1: Hold on, who said that.
Speaker 4: Nate, Adam, Adam, calm down, Adam. It's fine. We're not
Speaker 4: ending the podcast, not yet anyway. The reason we want
Speaker 4: to have an all staff meeting, including you, Jenna, yes,
Speaker 4: was because the fucking episodes are getting longer. It used
Speaker 4: to be an hour and even when an hour and
Speaker 4: three minutes.
Speaker 1: We'd be like, shit, we fucked it, we fucked it up.
Speaker 4: We've gone too long.
Speaker 5: Well, used to have that timer on?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yeah, like we're on the fucking prices, right.
Speaker 1: I don't mind the longer episodes. I actually don't, but
Speaker 1: I've got a long commute, so I enjoy our long
Speaker 1: podcast because I drive for two hours a day.
Speaker 4: I don't mind long episodes either. But like, there is
Speaker 4: data to back the fact that if there's a new
Speaker 4: listener browsing for the first time, if they look at
Speaker 4: an episode and see that it's fucking an hour and
Speaker 4: forty minutes, which sometimes when we never shut up, it
Speaker 4: gets to that point, they'll be like, oh, that's too
Speaker 4: much to commit to. Yes, And so obviously I'm not
Speaker 4: going to say that we do shorter episodes because that
Speaker 4: would be depriving our loyal idiots who love the longer episode. Yes,
Speaker 4: of more idgem time marked correct. And so what we
Speaker 4: were thinking is that we do best of both worlds.
Speaker 4: We'll do two episodes a week. Yeah, we'll start doing
Speaker 4: two episodes, but they're just going to be a little
Speaker 4: bit shorter than what you might expect, Like I know
Speaker 4: half an hour to forty five minutes or so.
Speaker 1: Correer now, don't which they'll start to blow out too,
Speaker 1: don't wig out and freaky little tail feather. Two episodes
Speaker 1: is great. In fact, you'll most likely end up getting
Speaker 1: more content.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I will say this sometimes if we go
Speaker 4: for ages, which fuck me, we just do. Sometimes we
Speaker 4: record for ages we do, then I'm like, oh shit,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to cut certain parts edited down to
Speaker 4: make it a little bit shorter. It means I won't
Speaker 4: have to do any of that. So actually, if we
Speaker 4: do this and do the two episodes a week, you're
Speaker 4: getting more in the long run.
Speaker 1: Well, Mitch has to edit every episode. He culls many, many,
Speaker 1: many bits like this.
Speaker 4: Depends how much we run over, of course.
Speaker 1: But it's all dependent on time. So the point is,
Speaker 1: if we're gonna start doing an extra episode a week
Speaker 1: and that will bring us to two episodes, you're gonna
Speaker 1: end up getting more content anyway. You're not going to
Speaker 1: miss any of the shit that ends up on the
Speaker 1: cutting room four normally.
Speaker 4: Because even hypothetically, if we did two episodes a week
Speaker 4: and there were forty five minutes, we'd probably end up
Speaker 4: running late on those two.
Speaker 1: I reckon, you're gonna be better off in the long run. Yes,
Speaker 1: but it's not our decision.
Speaker 4: We're not just gonna go shaking things up on our idiots,
Speaker 4: behalf disrupting their routines.
Speaker 1: We're gonna let you idiots decide. Yeah, you can have
Speaker 1: the power. We'll put a survey up now. If you're
Speaker 1: not in our Facebook group, this is a great time
Speaker 1: to join. Enduring Idiots is where you can continue the
Speaker 1: conversation from the show online. It's the only reason I
Speaker 1: and many people have told us that they're still on
Speaker 1: Facebook for the Facebook group.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of like that to Facebook groups. There's just
Speaker 4: so many fun ones, ours being the best, of course,
Speaker 4: of course.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I'd actually love you to join
Speaker 1: if you're not in there, e ND you r nt
Speaker 1: durant idiots because people have problem spelling on our show.
Speaker 1: So let us know that you're a new Injuran idiot.
Speaker 1: You want to participate in the survey and we'll put
Speaker 1: it up and we'll ask you don't want to just
Speaker 1: chill out. It's going to be fine. The more you know.
Speaker 1: It's so funny that people speculated that the podcast was
Speaker 1: ending when in fact we're offering an extra episode.
Speaker 4: I feel like sometimes our listeners need to calm the
Speaker 4: fuck down. They thought that I was banned from Kiss FM. Yeah,
Speaker 4: podcast was ending because we're just offering an extra episode. Like, guys,
Speaker 4: don't be worst case scenario about it totally.
Speaker 1: Also, I have just revealed that I'm looking for more
Speaker 1: of you to fuck. I'm not going to cancel the
Speaker 1: podcast if I'm trying to root you all.
Speaker 10: I've got fables to Jan's got fables.
Speaker 1: To tell, I've got listeners to find. Guys, come on,
Speaker 1: we're not going anywhere.
Speaker 4: And in answer to everyone's question, well, if you're doing
Speaker 4: two episodes a week, does that mean to ad deprie
Speaker 4: so they both get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked about that and the answer is yes,
Speaker 1: you get to every episode. Each episode will get its
Speaker 1: own AD debrief because it deserves it, and that's how
Speaker 1: we debrief after the show.
Speaker 4: And so it'd be like a Monday episode and a
Speaker 4: Wednesday episode. Hypothetically you haven't made the decision yet, it'll
Speaker 4: be a Monday episode and a Wednesday episode. But for
Speaker 4: our early bird that's actually Sunday night and Tuesday night.
Speaker 1: Yeah O G S if you know, you know, I
Speaker 1: wak I wait, I think two weeks. I wait, okay,
Speaker 1: can you believe I nailed that with my brain? I
Speaker 1: was like, fine, looks really good. My brain specifically my
Speaker 1: brain is so bad it's getting worse. Yeah, So that's
Speaker 1: where we're at and just participate in the survey servy.
Speaker 4: And I also like the other reason and that I'm
Speaker 4: keen to do two episodes a week? Is it sometimes
Speaker 4: because one we jam packed them something that I worked
Speaker 4: ages on, like the hobby Hunt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the bar class thing you did work for.
Speaker 4: It didn't start until fucking fifty five minutes into that episode,
Speaker 4: and so there's so many people that wouldn't have actually
Speaker 4: listened that far in, wouldn't have got to it like that.
Speaker 1: We should have led with that, yeah, yeah, yeah, no
Speaker 1: we can't because we've.
Speaker 4: Got the is it just me's to start exactly?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so by the time it is.
Speaker 4: Also, if you don't want it, feel free to say so,
Speaker 4: because I did see the bitches in our Facebook group saying.
Speaker 10: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or do you love the episode length as they are?
Speaker 4: And they shouldn't change. That's fine, it won't change. They're
Speaker 4: just the same amount of time. But different episodes. You'll
Speaker 4: just get us twice a week.
Speaker 1: Dip your toes in the cool, cool waters of vision
Speaker 1: twice a week. Don't have to work only if you
Speaker 1: want those.
Speaker 4: If you don't want that, just fucking say so in
Speaker 4: the server.
Speaker 1: The powers in your hands. Okay, it's all right, all right,
Speaker 1: well we've got that out of the way.
Speaker 4: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 4: percent better today. That's all, so we do.
Speaker 1: So we do it. That was fucking shit? What was that? Sorry? Sorry,
Speaker 1: let's do that again.
Speaker 5: You'll please do it again.
Speaker 4: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 4: percent better today, and that's all.
Speaker 1: So we do. That'll do. I've got to go. I've
Speaker 1: got to go to the wait before we go. I
Speaker 1: just think it's only appropriate just for out. Mitch's getting
Speaker 1: Oh he's getting up, Mitchell. Can you calm down.
Speaker 5: I'm getting anxious.
Speaker 1: It's two fifty pm. I want to beat the school
Speaker 1: track's all right, all together? Sorry I didn't anticipate that. Okay, yeah, one,
Speaker 1: it's together. It's at three minutes.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll do it.
Speaker 4: Can you explain what it is?
Speaker 1: By the way? Oh, people know if you're happy now.
Speaker 10: I hope you're happy forever.
Speaker 1: I hope you think you're clever. I hope you're happy.
Speaker 4: I hope you're happy too.
Speaker 1: I hope you're proud. How you would gropple.
Speaker 10: Links admission to you, I can't imagine. I hope you're happy,
Speaker 10: Elsie Lift, Just just say you're sorry.
Speaker 1: Got we rush that.
Speaker 4: You know you can still be with Louizard, but you've.
Speaker 1: Worked and waited for.
Speaker 10: You can have all of you. If Mitch is packing up,
Speaker 10: I know I have my life your Glas.
Speaker 5: I can't vant it.
Speaker 1: And me all right, Mitch, I'm skeeping get ready.
Speaker 5: I hope it brings you bliss.
Speaker 1: I really hope you get it. You don't regret it
Speaker 1: out of time.
Speaker 3: I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy.
Speaker 1: My Here we guys all this.
Speaker 5: It's not hard.
Speaker 4: You want to hit me, God of pause it. If
Speaker 4: you think I can actually sing this part of the song,
Speaker 4: you've underestimated this show. It's phenomenal vocals from whoever's playing
Speaker 4: Alpha BA can't do this.
Speaker 1: It was the bit you saw it, the whole Lisa
Speaker 1: falk Face, Jemma Ricks, just channel Gemma Ricks. I can't
Speaker 1: sing that high look it's give it a very high
Speaker 1: come on, give it a guy, somewhat someone.
Speaker 8: So lately every wandering.
Speaker 11: And ive sying solo and lady stops lying.
Speaker 10: Around the mess back from me.
Speaker 11: You're gravity Ray, I did lappen and read and nobody,
Speaker 11: it's all of us. The wizard that there is or was, never.
Speaker 5: Let me do this ship.
Speaker 1: I could have done that.
Speaker 4: I just want you all to know that the people
Speaker 4: outside of the so called sound pre studio are looking
Speaker 4: in here with that fucking loud that they.
Speaker 1: All right backpack on enjoyed the show. We'll see you, sayer.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 10: A podcast by a couple of me.
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