WEBVTT - #159: Jenna's Time To Shine 0:00:02.440 --> 0:00:06.800 Is it just really stood a black couple of mitches. 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:12.799 Yeah? Yeah, brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:14.840 You want to know a crazy fact that I had 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:17.320 a bio scan done at my gym this week. I've 0:00:17.320 --> 0:00:20.160 gone from thirty nine percent body fat to twenty four 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:22.200 when last week? 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:22.520 No? 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:23.239 When did I ask? 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:33.000 NOI and Michull Cousllo. Yeah, Oh, it's good to be 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:33.919 back in this studio. 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:36.239 I know I've not been here for a month. I 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:39.800 figured out a month until we've been in the studio. Yeah, God, 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:42.040 well you've been here, but I haven't in the last month. 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:46.040 And I should actually clear up some rumors because a 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.960 couple of listeners of ours have messaged me and said, 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:51.800 have you been blacklisted from kids? Is that why you 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:53.920 haven't been in the studio? And I'm like, no, babes. 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:56.320 To be fair, we were banned from talkback tings. Now, 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:58.319 that's that's what started at We were banned from using 0:00:58.320 --> 0:00:59.680 the studio for our talkback tings. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:02.800 And then we we're like, fuck, my laund room is 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:05.400 quite nice, isn't it. Isn't it a bit tragic that 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:08.759 my laundroom sounds just as good as a multimillion dollar radio. 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:12.399 I know, except there's not gonna be a tabby cat 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:14.000 shitting in the corner of this studio. 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:16.280 Well, the episode is still young. 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:19.839 And price Key Jenna is here. That's price keeper Jenna. 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:21.720 How are you? You're good? Yeah? 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:22.040 Good? 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:25.280 You know you've not once fucking ever said anything of 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:27.880 merit when we ask you how you are? Ever I 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:31.039 have I'm good. But there's never a store. You never 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:32.840 tell a story that is true. 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:34.800 Actually, like if we say what's new you, she'll go 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:36.640 nothing much every week? 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:41.399 Yeah, that's true, nothing much. I'm good, same old, same old, 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:42.000 same old. 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:45.040 I know that we've got like a whole podcast to 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:47.600 feel every week. If there's ever anything interesting in your life, 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:50.360 any stories you want to share, let us know. We'll 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:51.520 put it side time, you know. 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:53.920 Yeah, you know, why don't we do it today? Why 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:56.800 don't you think something up? Just think of an answer 0:01:56.840 --> 0:02:00.320 to how are you? We will allocate the second half 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:02.280 of the show to you. Actually we should do. 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:03.920 That because we've got Hobby Hunt coming up, but we 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:07.000 can bump what we've got after that for what should 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:09.880 we call it? Jenna's story Time? Yeah, beautiful, No, there's 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:10.639 something better than that. 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:15.280 Jewery Time story Time. Yeah, okay, I think we can 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:16.079 get something out of you. 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:21.280 Yeah, actually, just what's something fun that happened this week? Actually, 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:24.880 you've fucking had so many lifetimes. You've got so many 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:25.920 stories up your sleeve. 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:29.239 Surely that's such a good point. You've lived lives ten 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:30.320 times longer than Mitch. 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.000 And fifteen fifteen. 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:34.079 I could make up a story about your life and 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:35.840 it would be entertaining. No, don't make it up. 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:38.600 I actually want to hear something from Jennet's life. Okay, 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:41.600 is that too much pressure to say, give us a story. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:42.239 From my current life? 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:43.359 Yeah? 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:44.200 Let me think. 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:46.120 If you need to like duck out of the studio 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:48.280 and just mull it over for a bit, that's fine. 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:50.000 No, I can just do it in the studio while 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:50.480 you're talking. 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:54.080 You can, Okay, she'll have known how I just disassociated. Oh, 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:54.800 I think of a story. 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:57.280 Yeah, it's so we're actually doing this Jenna's story Time. 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:58.120 Yeah, let's do it. 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:00.360 Yeah. I think we can do a better name than that. 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:03.480 What's like an olden day way of saying story? 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:03.640 Like? 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:07.400 What are they holding a fable? Jenna's fable? What does 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:07.880 fable me? 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:08.639 Fables? 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:12.200 Like an old It's like a myth almost right, a fable? 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:16.760 Oh oh, a fucking video game comes up? Oh yeah, 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:19.840 oh yeah, a fable a short story, typically with animals 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:20.440 as characters. 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:24.480 That's perfect for you. Goodness me, all right, Jenna's fable. 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:30.800 Yes, children's book, Jenna's the Chronicles of Jenna. 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:35.960 Yeah, that works nice. The line the bitch in the wardrobe? 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:40.040 All right, well, Jenna's fable time, whatever you want to 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:43.360 call it. Just all you need to do is think 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:46.080 of an answer to someone saying, what did you do 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:46.600 this week? 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:48.440 No, don't limit it to this week. I don't care 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:50.680 if it's from when she was fucking ten years old. 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:52.520 Catch in the school bus in Dubba. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:55.120 That's a really good point, Jenna, because you actually, this 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:57.240 is a good a good social test for you. It's 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:59.640 really good to just have stories ready to rattle off, 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:00.800 like as she does. 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:03.240 She just doesn't save them on this podcast. She saves 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:04.920 them for the bloody what is it? 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:09.040 Two girls Brief episodes coming out this week? 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:11.280 Fabulous. I saw you into the Cat Expo. 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.320 Yeah, the Cat Lovers Festival. A lot of fun I 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:13.840 met Didja? 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:15.360 Thanks for that? 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:17.200 No problem? 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:19.760 Media beg in the department. Have you got a media 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:22.400 pass to the Cat Show. You've got a media pass. 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:25.159 They invited me. What others and celebrities of note were there? 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:31.240 Cat Man two who cat Man two and Ditcher cat 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:34.920 Man two. So cat Man two owns Ditcher and Ditch 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:37.320 is an adventure cat who skateboards and stuff. 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:37.760 Wow. 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:40.400 Yeah, so he taught us how to click a train 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:42.839 and how to handshake cats. 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:45.520 I hope your fables better than that. 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:48.440 If I can be, it will be Mitch. If I 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:49.880 were to say to you, tell me, like, just tell 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:51.479 me a story from your life. Do you have a 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.600 couple ready to go? Like a rollerdex in your head? 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:55.719 It's actually hard when you put me on this way? 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:58.480 Now, see it is, You're right, But after time, so. 0:04:58.440 --> 0:04:59.839 Yeah, you've got time to mullet over. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.120 Yeah. Okay, all right, well we'll do that later in 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:04.400 the show. We do also have hobby Hunt, like Mitch said, yes, 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:06.640 the second edition of our hobby Help We've done. Bar 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:10.279 class today was a pottery class. Oh, and I will 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:13.640 say pottery was my idea. I wanted to do pottery. Yeah, 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:16.320 and I I think I did. All right, you'll hear it. 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:18.120 We recorded the whole thing. There'll be a video up 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:18.920 on socials. 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:20.160 But we were surprisingly competitive. 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:24.080 Oh yeah, but we are naturally. It was also very central. 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:25.320 I got horned up. 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:27.520 Yeah, now you're gonna have to find that music from Ghost. 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:29.120 Oh what has it go? 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:39.560 It's it unchained melody? No, it goes. Oh yeah, that's it. 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:43.159 I meant for later, but this is. 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:44.440 Way could we have gone. 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:47.400 By? 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:49.160 Um? 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:52.640 Milk doesn't work. It doesn't work at all. All right, 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:54.440 I've got that for later. It's on the wall. Guys. 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:56.960 Oh how are you? Mitchilli? You're good? 0:05:57.279 --> 0:06:00.240 We first time listening? Shit, please, I'm in a rush today. 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:03.839 Sorry, Jinn. Mitch texts me on Monday and was like, 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:06.680 can we record early this week? I was like, what's 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:07.080 going on? 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:09.760 Why he could allocate me all the fifteen minutes earlier 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:11.480 than normal, by the way, because it would be chewing 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:13.000 into his dumb bitch. Walk time. 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:17.120 It's hot girl, hot girl, walk listen. We're here and 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:19.040 we have we're on a tight schedule because Mitch has 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.400 the premiere of Wicked, Yes, which is. 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:22.120 A big deal for me. 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:24.960 You've got a very big fan. 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:26.880 Of the musical Wicked. I was obsessed with it, and 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:29.200 so being invited to the premiere is a big fucking deal. 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:31.560 I've got to get home from the studio in time 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:32.680 to dole myself up. 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:33.720 What are you wearing? 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:36.960 You just have to wait and see, come and tell us. No, 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:39.360 I'm not greening myself after Don't worry. I'm not doing 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:40.719 green face, Glinda. 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:42.719 Who are you taking? 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:43.320 Sean? 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:44.520 Oh? Gorgeous? 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:48.640 That's questions more hosting the podcast. Please try to fuck 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:49.160 them out today. 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:51.000 If it's your first time listening, welcome to Is It 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:52.520 just Me? Every week we start the show the same 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:54.200 way too. Is it just me? Something we've noticed, something 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:55.760 we had to appreciate. Mich doesn't know mine, I don't 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:57.640 know mitches. That's correct. You can hit this up. I 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:58.919 have one of your own. Will feedure it? Is it 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:00.520 just you? Later in the show? That's you? I'm adding 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:03.880 extra words and I'm in trouble. Should I jump in 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:07.159 Mine is just a continuation of my slut eerror, or, 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:12.760 as Bradley would say, my fuck error. Yeah no, go 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:19.000 on twa here, okay, shop? Is it just me? Is 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:21.640 a slut era very hard to facilitate when you're still 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:24.400 living at home with your mum and dad. I told 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:25.679 you this was going to be a problem. 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:28.280 I was wondering how this is working. 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:32.600 It's not Jenna, It's not working. Okay, it happened Jesus 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:35.400 Christ I And this is this is not a new person. 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:37.400 This is one of the thirty seven boys that I 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:39.360 was discussing last week that I've got on my pay roll. 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:40.200 Thirty seven. 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:43.200 That is my favorite number, actually is three and seven. 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:45.480 It's a nice I'm embellishing, but it is. It's not 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:46.840 a new person. It's one of the one of the 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:48.400 guys I've been talking to. It's lovely, it's very nice. 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:50.520 How do they feel being described as one of the 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:53.960 guys it's a joe because they're all apparently it's a joe. 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:55.640 Now this one isn't a listener, which is lovely and 0:07:55.680 --> 0:08:00.280 referrem well, he's obviously stupid, yeah, and has no take sense. 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:03.640 If you it won't go anywhere. So here's the thing. 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:06.920 So we went on a date. Was lovely, very sweet. 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:10.960 The date actually was horrific in the end. What happened, well, 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:13.840 because I was wearing shapewear and we were hooking up, 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:15.920 we were kissing and we were a bit tipsy, and 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:18.120 we're on like a boardwalk at the beach, and then 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:19.720 we went to kiss, and he like went down to 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:22.160 grab you know, like when you're in the moment. 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:23.320 Oh, and you had the shape where tucked all the 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:23.640 way down. 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:25.000 He went down to like grab me, and he was 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:26.720 like his hand kind of like slipped, and he was like, 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:28.600 what the fuck is going on down there? I'm sorry, 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:31.600 I'm wearing shapewear. I'm wearing skims. She's like, what skims? Like, oh, fuck, 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:33.320 you're twenty one, of course you don't know what skims 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:36.720 are kims. He's like, yeah, okay, well she created a 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.280 brand because she's really success. She's a billionaire. 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:39.440 You know. 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:41.600 He's like, what are you talking about? I pull my 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:43.680 skims to the side, and then. 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:44.560 You feel like your parents. 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:48.680 No, this was at the beach, so in public there. 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:50.080 Oh that's a right, isn't it? 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:50.840 During daylight? 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:51.440 No time? 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:52.880 That's fine. 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:55.959 Fine, they're groping people at a beach in crnulla. Do 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:59.200 you want to get bash more than groping Riot's two 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:02.839 point zero gay edition. So that happened, and obviously you 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:05.080 couldn't do too much because it's in the public. So 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:06.800 I went, why don't you come over next week? I've 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:09.760 got a free house Wednesday. Come over. And you can. 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:11.880 You can come over and we can play Mario cut. 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:14.040 And he's like, I love Mario cut. Great'll play Mario cut. 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.200 You know kind of wink wink, nudge nudge, peach and 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:18.199 Bowser sort of thing in his peach on one. 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:18.880 Leads to the other. 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:20.839 Yeah, I mean, you know, that's one way of saying 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:22.960 I want to do this to your peach on Bowser. 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:24.760 You know you're picking up what I'm putting down. I mean, 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:29.120 those arcs do exactly my point. Let me just go 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:32.440 down your green fucking wormhole. You know those green little 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:35.600 plugs Mario goes in the pipe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:37.959 that was me wanting to do that anyway. So I'm like, 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:39.559 come over. He goes, great, what time I'm like, I'll 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:42.360 say midday. I go to the gym. Mydorphins will be rushed. Great, 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:44.960 all my family, dads at work, mums at work, sisters 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:49.000 at work, freehouse, fantastic. I go to beds. I wake 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:51.920 up ten am because I work nights, and I go, oh, 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:53.240 I'm going to go to the gym, but I'll first 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:55.679 I go upstairs and have my coffee. I walk upstairs 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:58.480 and the first thing I see is my father sitting 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:02.000 at his desk. It goes morning, mate, how I'm working 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:05.160 from home today. I want to get some lunch. And 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:07.280 I was like, fucking hell, this ruins my whole plan. 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:09.120 So I didn't know what to do. 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:11.760 I was like, you got your own quarters at that house. 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:14.240 Is it possible to sneak him in the backyard? Well, 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:16.199 I passed the front door. Well, sneaking through the back 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:20.079 door was always my plan. But I more mean, no, 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:22.439 it's not possible because Dad's off his face as the 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:25.760 front of the house with big windows, so he would 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:27.839 and the computer faces. He would have seen me walk out, 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:28.600 he would have seen this. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:32.240 Guy come through. It wouldn't have worked. And so I thought, 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:35.480 it's my dad. He's an ex football player, he's had 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:38.319 his you know, he's sown his wild oats. I'm going 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:41.600 to level with the man so he might respect the hustle. Yes, 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:43.319 he'd be proud of his slutty son. 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:46.440 Yeah, wasn't he quite encouraging of you not to rush 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:47.240 into a relationship. 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:51.240 He was like, mate, say your wild they were his words, 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:54.880 your wild oats. So I went get the knitting needle 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:56.640 out and get me some Uncle Toby's. I'm going to 0:10:56.720 --> 0:11:00.200 do just that. So I sit Dad down. I go 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:01.320 to the gym and I go, can you pick me 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:03.040 up from the gym? Because it's a nice conversation. So 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:04.400 he picks me u from the gym and he goes, 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:05.280 what do you want to do? You want to get 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:08.840 some food? I'm actually, Dad, I I had I had 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:11.200 a friend coming over, and I was like, right, nice, 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:13.439 we'll bring her over. Like you thought it was like 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:15.240 a girlfriend because all my friends are girls. And I 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:17.280 was like, no, it's actually a guy that I've been 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:18.480 on one date with. And I was going to invite 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:19.880 him over because we were going to just sort of 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:23.720 hang out in my bedroom. And he was like, oh, 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:26.920 does he have a beautiful heart? Is he a nice man? 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:33.640 Fucking hell? Attachment star mate mary that. I was like, no, Dad, no, 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:35.400 this is purely just a bit of fun. It's not 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:37.920 a relationship. He's like, right, right, get okay. Why don't 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:40.160 you book a room in the ridges down at Cronella. 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:42.520 Well like one of those day bed things where you 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:44.040 just use it for two hours. 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:48.000 Like about a hotel room. And I said, no, I 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:49.680 want to use the house. Can you fuck off? 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:52.520 And then you have to pack up the fucking Nintendo 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:54.240 Hdmi cord. 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:55.760 I have to go in the bag and the power. 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:58.200 I went, no, but can you go get lunch somewhere? 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:01.800 And he went, my son is asking me to leave 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:05.360 the house so we can keep off old block kill it. 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:08.120 And he said, yeah, mate, I'll go get a sandwich 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:10.240 on me. He went, but won't tell your mom. And 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:12.880 that's actually cute. 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:15.520 Although I feel like this story is going somewhere, because 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:17.840 I don't think your dad seems like the type to 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:21.440 actually not insert himself. He's stage of running and be like, oh, 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:23.080 nice to meet your mate. 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:24.840 Well that's what I was worried about. So anyway, Dad 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:26.640 goes and get his sandwich, goes and gets the sandwich. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:28.319 I tell this guy come over. We're all good. We'll 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:30.040 play Mario Cut comes over a very sweet kiss, and 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:31.560 you're how how are you want to come down? We'll 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.599 play Mario Cuts in my room. It's on my bed, 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:36.079 of course it is. So we're playing. It's fine. It's 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:38.360 very flirty. And then he was like, well, why don't 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:40.719 we play? If you win? Every time you win, I'll 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:42.960 make out with you. And I was like, yeah, this 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:47.000 is great, this is fun. So he played the first round. 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:49.640 He wins. I go, oh, you know, first time, first 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:54.199 of seven rounds. Later seven I haven't won one single row. 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:55.080 You're a gamer. 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:56.160 I am a gamer. 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:58.240 Oh, clearly this twink is too. 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:00.600 So then I get a text from my dad that says, 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:04.240 hime mate walking back now, and I go one more game, 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:06.600 One more game, please, one more game. I don't talk 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:08.920 to this guy the whole time as I'm finger bashing 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:11.840 the control. I'm not the sentence I thought i'd be saying, 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:13.400 I'll never be more focused in your life. 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:14.520 I can imagine. 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:15.600 Sweating from the brow pie. 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:18.120 I feel like something like that is kind of cute 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:21.880 to start with, like, oh, if you win, I'll make 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:24.080 out with you. Like that's a fun little bit to 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:26.560 start with. But then surely after three times he'd just 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:29.440 do something cute like, oh, fuck it, I can't resist 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:30.440 this motherfucker. 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:33.120 Actually held out for seven rounds yes or lose on purpose. 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:35.240 So in the final round on my food evil, I 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:37.720 was like, I wouldn't it be cute if you lost? 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:40.600 Is now I'm committed to winning anyone, And then I went, well, 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:42.360 my dad's arriving. He went, let's go get lunch. So 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:44.400 we went and got lunch. And then I still have 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:45.960 blue balls to this fucking moment. 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:49.960 Oh nah, So did he at any point run into 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:50.360 your father? 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:53.079 No? We look like price like ships in the night. 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:56.000 But also it's not that relationship. It's just it's just 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:56.560 a bit of fun. 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:58.360 It's not you know, I get it, I get it. 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:01.360 But was it a bit of fun? Doesn't sound like it? 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:03.800 Well, no, it's very a fun, nice moment, but there 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:04.240 was nothing. 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:05.280 It's stressful though. 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:07.959 It's extremely stressful. My corterisol levels through the roof. 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:11.080 I can imagine you've already done enough to earn the past. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:14.640 You've invited him, but you've charmed the fuck out of him. Yeah, 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:15.880 and it's making you work for it. 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:18.040 And it's second date or you think, oh, by third 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:18.720 date you want. 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:19.600 To I don't think that counts. 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.240 The date that wasn't a date. 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:23.000 I reckon that's more like a hangout. 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:26.680 It's a difference. I don't know. 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:27.720 I'm not a slaught. I don't know how. 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:31.240 I thank so lot. I don't know. Listen, guys, it's 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:33.560 hard out there being a modern day slut. So when 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:36.400 are you moving out right? I've been on domain every 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:38.360 day looking Okay, it's coming, it's coming. 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.640 And you told me you gave me full permission when 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:43.240 you moved back in with your parents to start nagging 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:46.880 you around October And where do you I Yeah, it's 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:49.080 like September. You come to the end of the month 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:49.960 before I start nagging. 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:52.040 I've got a month. Well, it's my birthday on the thirtieth, 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:55.800 so that'll be a nice little birthday bash. Let's shape 0:14:55.880 --> 0:15:00.040 up and get out. Yeah, yeah, all right. Anyway, I 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.360 want to practice Mario Kart with me. I need to 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:02.800 get better. 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:04.320 There's no rewards if you win. 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:08.400 Just quiet, all right, onder your region? Yeah, I'm ready, 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:11.880 Here we go. Is it just me? 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:17.400 Did new suburbs make you feel a little bit sick? 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:21.280 Oh yeah, Oh my god. It depends on what suburbs 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:22.040 you mean. But go on. 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:26.520 Well, I was driving out to Windsor recently to visit 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:28.120 my nan, you know, the one that I called on 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:30.720 the podcast bless. I was really nervous to ask her 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:32.480 to lunch. Well, I was going out to lunch again 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:36.560 the other day and I drove through Swhear. Every time 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:39.680 I drive out there there's a new fucking suburb, I know, 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:42.240 And there was this brand new one. I think it's 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:44.440 been around for it's new, but it might have been 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:46.760 around for a year or two. It's called Marsden Park. 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:52.000 And I just felt so uncomfortable because all the houses 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:53.120 are so close together. 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:54.720 Yeah. I was like, oh, it makes me. 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:58.080 And they look very similar all the yes. 0:15:58.160 --> 0:15:59.520 Yes, if you look at it from above lit all 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:02.760 black room. Can you go on Google Maps, Yeah, type 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:05.600 in Marston Park and just drop a pin to a 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:08.720 random street for street view and tell me that that 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:10.280 doesn't make you uncomfortable as fuck. 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:11.480