Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Sometimes spork and just ruin your night out. I speak
Speaker 2: as ADS fan. Obviously, let's just forget about the result
Speaker 2: last night and the score? What is Grandmother Ham? What?
Speaker 2: What's well? I know is Lo on the Big johnber
Speaker 2: trom last night? You know every time they got a goal,
Speaker 2: when I mean they got to go, I mean come uh,
Speaker 2: it would go like Cole's skulls. And then suddenly it
Speaker 2: was like with Grandmother Ham. And I have never heard
Speaker 2: of it. And I don't know whether you tube do
Speaker 2: you know about Grandmother Ham? To Batucky, I don't know
Speaker 2: about grandmother So do you know Pats? If you don't know,
Speaker 2: Pats is like the Canarian of the mine shaft, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Is it a cut of Ham like a grandmother's thigh?
Speaker 3: Or is it a brand?
Speaker 2: Does anyone out there know Caitlin's got a hand up
Speaker 2: like an excitable pupil, that star pupil, you know, bouncing
Speaker 2: on the chair. Please peace up, please.
Speaker 1: Grandmother Ham is like the fanciest of Hams, so high
Speaker 1: and ham.
Speaker 2: Why but why the grandmother title doesn't denote that? To
Speaker 2: be honest, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, but my partner's Maltese and they've only ever
Speaker 1: had grandmother hand because it is, without a doubt the
Speaker 1: invested slice.
Speaker 2: Thank god I mentioned this, the Maltese connection. What does
Speaker 2: a Maltese partner got to do with grandmother hand? And
Speaker 2: also when is grandmother like the top tier of anything? Oh,
Speaker 2: you're going to be You're not in the penthouse, You're
Speaker 2: in their grandmother's steep. The grandmother ham.
Speaker 3: I just love the image of somebody taking finger food
Speaker 3: around an event and they go, is that grandmother? I'm Maltese,
Speaker 3: so I won't accept anything.
Speaker 2: Less, anything less? What about a granddad?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, it's going to be grandmother hand.
Speaker 3: Does it mean that the pig is aged more like
Speaker 3: turn into a grandmother? No, because they're like aging a
Speaker 3: fine wine or like.
Speaker 2: The Spanish dou where they kill the meats.
Speaker 3: Yeah, grandmother age?
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, she's already aged. You kind of aged grandmother?
Speaker 2: The grandmother is aged? But you never heard of it? Perats.
Speaker 3: Never where do you get it, Caitlin?
Speaker 2: Is it it just?
Speaker 3: I mean you can get it at Cale's.
Speaker 1: I get it from Suckers, which is a really fancy
Speaker 1: Uh what's it called like shop. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: it has.
Speaker 2: If you've got to fatsy, what's it called like shop?
Speaker 2: You ain't fancy and you shouldn't be going in there.
Speaker 2: Oh God, looks here, ladies, and see what's it called
Speaker 2: the shop? The place with the door and windows and
Speaker 2: a strutchu around it?
Speaker 3: So fancy?
Speaker 2: Ye I'm from tweet Heads. Is that? Is it a shop?
Speaker 2: You call that? Whatever that is? We get it from there?
Speaker 2: All right? Lines are open now? Nine four one four
Speaker 2: one o four three? What time are you knocking off today?
Speaker 2: And what is the highlight of your weekend? Meno works
Speaker 2: on the show. I wonder if there's any other mums
Speaker 2: that are doing this. She's doing Mother's Day tomorrow because
Speaker 2: her husband works on the Sunday, so they've got to
Speaker 2: do a premature. They're doing pres like a mother's pres
Speaker 2: they're doing it tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Well, at least restaurants and cafes should be.
Speaker 2: Very wiet, very quiet tomorrow. Nine four one four one
Speaker 2: o four three. What's on you knocking off today? And
Speaker 2: what's a highlight fore this weekend? Give us call the
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast Christian Tower Jacket's never too late
Speaker 2: to take his sun camping. I took my daughter camping
Speaker 2: when she was just two weeks old. Oh wow, just
Speaker 2: cast your mind back to what it was like when
Speaker 2: well Audie was two weeks old, or younger woman was
Speaker 2: just two weeks old.
Speaker 3: It's chaos, no part of me at that point of
Speaker 3: raising a child. I think let's make this more challenges.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, Yeah, let's build temporary housing and accommodation into this. Poles,
Speaker 2: canopies and cooking sat on the cold ground two weeks old.
Speaker 2: She's now twenty three and loves camping.
Speaker 3: I am looking forward to doing it. But just watching
Speaker 3: the rain roll in, I'm so glad that we're not
Speaker 3: intense to know.
Speaker 2: Here's a weird thing. Right, so I did about the
Speaker 2: weather's weekend. Perhaps it works be raining all weekend, and
Speaker 2: it's that strange kind of where it's not rain at
Speaker 2: the moment, is it? It's not bs rainect it's spray
Speaker 2: plus Yes, that's it. Yeah, but it's like nineteen degrees.
Speaker 2: It's like warm rain. It's very male, but warm rain.
Speaker 2: On In Christian Jack and Pats, we use Nona Ham,
Speaker 2: which is but Tocki's version of grandmother Ham. You knew
Speaker 2: This was like a battle of the nonas Grandmother Ham
Speaker 2: versus Nona Ham. All right, what time you're knocking off today?
Speaker 2: We do a knock off Friday. We ask you what
Speaker 2: tell me knocking off today? Then one of those A
Speaker 2: high night for you this weekend. Emma, good morning. You
Speaker 2: know about grandmother Ham?
Speaker 5: I do Good morning Christians. So you can only get
Speaker 5: that cold has already been said. It costs a bomb
Speaker 5: and it's called grandmother Ham. I reckon, I'm making this up.
Speaker 2: They harvest it. It's from their legs. It's actually human
Speaker 2: grandmother flesh.
Speaker 5: From because only anyone you will have to be over
Speaker 5: fifty five to know this, because it tastes like Ham
Speaker 5: used to when we were little kids.
Speaker 2: Is that a good thing? Do you mean spam Ham?
Speaker 4: Or no?
Speaker 5: Gosh, no, no, no, no, not that gosh. It's just
Speaker 5: the best Ham on the planet. And I said to
Speaker 5: my husband yesterday, can you go and get me some
Speaker 5: grandmother Hams? And he said to me, what's that? That's
Speaker 5: not what's that? And I said, it's proper Ham, and
Speaker 5: you can hardly get it cold. I think I get
Speaker 5: six flights, yeah, proper And he said, yeah, I'll get
Speaker 5: it for you, and he got six slices and he
Speaker 5: came and he said that was ten.
Speaker 2: Dollars six slices.
Speaker 5: Wow, very very soon slices. But you taste it, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: I have I'm going to have to go and try
Speaker 2: some of this scramble lamb. I might get this as
Speaker 2: a Mother's Day gift for my wife, some nice cup
Speaker 2: of slices.
Speaker 3: What did ham used to take taste like back in
Speaker 3: the day? That doesn't taste like now?
Speaker 2: Great question.
Speaker 5: I don't know it's but that's what I mean. You
Speaker 5: have to be old to actually go. When you taste it,
Speaker 5: you go, oh my god.
Speaker 2: This takes me back to I'm so glad because I
Speaker 2: literally when I was at the g yesterday, everyone around
Speaker 2: me they kept seeing this grandmother hammer and I could
Speaker 2: just people going, do you know what?
Speaker 5: Well after days after today's ringing, no one will be going.
Speaker 2: To be trending. Within half an hour, it's going to
Speaker 2: be trending. This is a very influential show. It's been
Speaker 2: trending within half an hour.
Speaker 5: It's huge in Brighton and two rack.
Speaker 2: I bet it is at those prices, three or four
Speaker 2: slices for a lot. You enjoyed. Take your time with
Speaker 2: that hand. Please chew every morsel.
Speaker 5: Also, Christian, I have to tell you for others day,
Speaker 5: I'm being given this Saturday night show to Saints to
Speaker 5: the Resilient Projects, and I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: Oh I'll see you there. I'm going as well.
Speaker 5: Be perfect, beautiful Jack. I listened to your one Christian.
Speaker 5: It was I read your book when it first came out.
Speaker 5: It was amazing you. But your your session, your podcast
Speaker 5: with the boys was beautiful.
Speaker 2: Oh, bless you. Yeah, it's an amazing show they do.
Speaker 2: And this is their last ever live show. This is it. Yeah?
Speaker 5: I laugh and I cry. It's just that Christy Swan,
Speaker 5: all of them are just so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to be a show. Yeah, it's their final,
Speaker 2: last one this weekend. It'll be a big show. Actually. Yeah,
Speaker 2: where is it that the palais or where is it?
Speaker 5: Yeah? That's a pillow. So Jack will see you at
Speaker 5: Rococo for dinner beforehand.
Speaker 3: Are you at the early there's an early show in
Speaker 3: the late show? Which one are you going to?
Speaker 5: Eight o'clock?
Speaker 3: Me too, up late Saturday?
Speaker 2: Look it up by or grown up? Tell you what
Speaker 2: you take along with you bench stickers?
Speaker 5: Yeh, no, we live in bomb Beach and I heard
Speaker 5: someone calling, but I don't know where to get them from.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll bring something take them tomorrow. I want
Speaker 2: you out the front. You know there's always someone Dodgy.
Speaker 2: You've got that girl on the air right. You look
Speaker 2: like somebody is selling Dodgy tickets out? Yeah, yeah for you? Yeah,
Speaker 2: well Jack, ticket sitting perfect, cheap tickets sitting perfect.
Speaker 5: I'm going to call out for you, Jack.
Speaker 4: I'll find you.
Speaker 3: I look forward to that.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Emma, thank you very much, and give us
Speaker 2: a call.
Speaker 5: Have a good day, guys.
Speaker 2: You Tara goome on in Tara.
Speaker 4: Hi morning everybody.
Speaker 2: Tara. What's the head for you this weekend? What time
Speaker 2: are you knocking off today?
Speaker 4: I'm knocking off at four point thirty and it's my
Speaker 4: first Mother's Day? Thank you?
Speaker 2: Oh, enjoy that. That's going to be a moment. You're
Speaker 2: looking forward to it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, really really excited. So my husband's planning everything. I
Speaker 4: have no idea. What's happening.
Speaker 2: Your baby's very young, so before they can actually do anything.
Speaker 4: Oh, she's almost one, she'll be one in two weeks.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you got what a lovely couple of
Speaker 2: weeks Since you got your first birthday and then you've
Speaker 2: got my first Mother's Day. Two big firsts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a big it's a big month.
Speaker 2: And do you know what's going to be happening? No?
Speaker 4: Nothing, no idea.
Speaker 2: What do you want to happen?
Speaker 4: A sleeping would be nice?
Speaker 3: So not camping? Is the texting a hot shower?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and some grandmother hand when you get out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never I've never heard of it none.
Speaker 2: We're waking up to the brave new world where Grandmother
Speaker 2: Ham has been around for ages. Wow, what a time
Speaker 2: to be alive, Tara, enjoy your first ever Mother's Day weekend.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you everybody.
Speaker 2: Well Christian Connell's show podcast. So last night I was
Speaker 2: at the g let's just forget about how that these
Speaker 2: didn't realize that the first three quarters they actually count.
Speaker 2: It's not just a one quarter game. The big takeaway
Speaker 2: from me last night because a lot of times seeing
Speaker 2: goals being flashed up on the JumboTron by Carlton. All
Speaker 2: the goals were sponsored by Carl's, but they were heavily
Speaker 2: promoting something called Grandmother Ham. And all I could hear
Speaker 2: around me whilst people were going grandmother Grandmother Ham is
Speaker 2: Now I'd never heard of it. I didn't know if
Speaker 2: it was a I'm up to speeding after six years
Speaker 2: here in Australia, of like virtually a lot of stuff here,
Speaker 2: but I didn't know. And came this morning Pats and Jack.
Speaker 2: They didn't anything about grandmother Ham and then wearing a
Speaker 2: lot about Grandmother Ham. You've got a lot to say
Speaker 2: about Grandmother Ham. Christian. It is Grandmother Ham is the
Speaker 2: Ham of Hams. This is from Mark the story. The
Speaker 2: story story got it's got an origin story now the
Speaker 2: Marvel Universe. The story is that the recipe has passed
Speaker 2: down from generation to generating me. It's hat you kill
Speaker 2: the slice it up. There you go. That's the end
Speaker 2: of the story. Christian se n this morning on their
Speaker 2: breakfast show are giving away Grandmother Ham. Right listen, we're
Speaker 2: doing Binstick because they're doing Ham. We're all doing our
Speaker 2: best right now. What a time to be alive, Christian,
Speaker 2: and we have been buying Grandmother Ham for years before
Speaker 2: Cols jumped on the bandwagon. You buy it from the delies.
Speaker 2: But what it is it it's a fully boned leg.
Speaker 2: This is a lot of information for someone to text
Speaker 2: out and there's no spelling here. Mistakes site. Thank you
Speaker 2: a fully boned leg, hand trimmed and tied using nine
Speaker 2: meters of string. If you just cut and paste Wikipedia
Speaker 2: and text it to me, the skin is left on
Speaker 2: then smoked over German Beach. There's won many awards, including
Speaker 2: Best Christmas Ham. It is Australian made using the Australian pork.
Speaker 2: Linda you a butcher. There's a lot of Christian Grandmother Ham.
Speaker 2: We used to work in a deli at QVM and
Speaker 2: sold Grandmother Ham. It's leg ham, debone tied. We heard
Speaker 2: about that early from the other guy and cooked and
Speaker 2: we were told the name is owned. It's made, all
Speaker 2: made in Preston. It's handed down from generations. So much
Speaker 2: to say about grandmother. We need to get some on
Speaker 2: the show. I need to try some of this Grandmother Ham.
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