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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast, meaning, but when you're in

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour Woods.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look, Mat, I'm gonna be honest. Everyone in the

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Speaker 2: team is over your roller blades. We're all over them,

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Speaker 2: but enough of them.

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Speaker 1: You keep asking about my blade. No, my blades are

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Speaker 1: my private life. But you guys keep bringing it up.

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Speaker 1: Look at you, you bring it up right now. You're

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Speaker 1: obsessed with it.

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Speaker 2: I get it.

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Speaker 1: You're jealous because into them.

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Speaker 2: You've got a much younger girlfriend. She's brought you a

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Speaker 2: gift to try and you know, you know, have something

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Speaker 2: in common with you because you know otherwise you're trying

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Speaker 2: to make her watch the BBC while she wants to

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Speaker 2: watch Netflix. We get it. Now, you're a little bit

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Speaker 2: like as a ziper bore. It's like you're a twenty

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Speaker 2: year old who got given lego for a birthday. Now

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Speaker 2: we're going to put an end of this. I'm over

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Speaker 2: it personally. I think everyone else is over it. So

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Speaker 2: here's the deal. I know you're going to be up

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Speaker 2: for the challenge because you're a competitive bastard. I know

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Speaker 2: you're gonna want to prove me wrong. You in order

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Speaker 2: to continue talking about the roller blades, filming yourself on

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Speaker 2: the roller blades, making gags about the roller blades.

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Speaker 1: On Instagram at blade, man, you have to complain.

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Speaker 2: You have to try and complete a lap of this

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Speaker 2: radio station in under forty seconds. Please on the roller blades.

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Speaker 1: Please. It's like telling Usain Bold to do one hundred

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Speaker 1: and twenty seconds. Come on, it's going to be too easy.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm lightning, you know, I'm you know I

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Speaker 1: am grease, lad.

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Speaker 2: I don't first, I don't know that. The only thing

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Speaker 2: I know about you is that I rode past you

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Speaker 2: on the way to work and you can't stop when

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Speaker 2: you go down a hills.

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Speaker 1: Me in a bad moment. There are no hills at

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Speaker 1: the station though is a rampa.

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Speaker 2: There is ramp. Just to have to take the ram. Absolutely,

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Speaker 2: you've got to take the ramp to dial things up.

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Speaker 2: You've got to do it in the hot dogs.

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Speaker 1: So that's embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: No, you've got to do it man, Well, then you

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Speaker 2: can't talk about your roll it anymore.

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Speaker 1: Give me the hot dog signe.

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Speaker 2: So you're going to do it in your hot dogs?

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Speaker 1: If I if I do it in under forty seconds,

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Speaker 1: and I can talk about my blades whenever I want

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Speaker 1: and post, you know, and talk about promoting my Instagram

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Speaker 1: page at blade man. Sure, great, Sure, be fine if

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Speaker 1: I get under forty seconds.

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Speaker 2: If you get under forty seconds.

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Speaker 1: It'd be easy.

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Speaker 2: You got to do it in the hot dog suit. Fine, okay, Fine,

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Speaker 2: So you can watch this on Will and Woody on

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Speaker 2: Instagram or Facebook. That's where you can go and watch it.

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Speaker 2: You can outside, go and put your blades on.

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Speaker 1: Can I have some music or something to put me out?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Nice, blay Man? That was blake man out?

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Speaker 1: How long do I have to put on my roller button?

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Speaker 2: Minutes? You got the song?

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Speaker 1: I really struggle with the buckles. Can you actually help?

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Speaker 2: It's just going your blades on and then you're gonna

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Speaker 2: try and do a lab at the station in forty seconds?

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Speaker 2: Man out, Stop, this is all going to end, so

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Speaker 2: enjoy it while while I can. Alright, fine, goodbye, Sorry,

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Speaker 2: just had to wait for the door to close. For

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Speaker 2: everyone else that's listening, this is a stitch up. He

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Speaker 2: But some of you might remember a couple of weeks ago,

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Speaker 2: would he stitched me up with the game of hide

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Speaker 2: and seek and then he hit me with a flower bomb.

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Speaker 2: It was embarrassing. It was degrading. A lot of people

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Speaker 2: enjoyed it online. My mother in law liked it, which hurt.

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Speaker 2: So what I'm going to do is he's going to

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Speaker 2: go for a lap at the radio station right up next.

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Speaker 2: That's still happening. He's still going to think it's happened.

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Speaker 2: You can still watch it on Millerboody. But at the

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Speaker 2: steaming home, I have an entire bucket of flower which

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Speaker 2: is going to go all over his face. You can

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Speaker 2: check it out on Willibardy. You can keep listening here.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be awesome. Right up next, Good work, mate,

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Speaker 2: I'm coming out to help you. Now, hang it up.

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Speaker 2: Turn everyone. It is a Will and what do you

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Speaker 2: hope you're having a wonderful drive home on? Is just

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Speaker 2: Will in the studio right now. Woo. You can't hear

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Speaker 2: me at the moment. And that's because about a week

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Speaker 2: ago he conned me into a game of hide and

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Speaker 2: Seek live on radio, which was just all a ploy

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Speaker 2: for him to cover me in flower. The news firsts

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Speaker 2: through here, The news firsts through here. I think we're

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Speaker 2: nearly there. Guys, we're going to have a winner. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it sucked, it's for me. I'm sure you all had

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Speaker 2: see it unfortunately Instagram and Facebook, Will and Woody, if

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Speaker 2: you want to get up to speed and you know what,

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Speaker 2: go and watch it, enjoy it, revel in it, because

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Speaker 2: that gives you context for the revenge I'm about to enact.

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Speaker 2: So Woods, as I said, can't hear me right now,

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Speaker 2: he thinks we're stilling a song. He can't hear me.

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Speaker 2: He can't see that I'm speaking, because he thinks he's

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Speaker 2: a bound to do a lap of the station in

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Speaker 2: his rollerblades. All will be explained as I'm just kidding

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Speaker 2: the nod. He thinks we're about to go live, So

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Speaker 2: just give me a sex as I reset. Good afternoon everyone.

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Speaker 2: It is Will and Woody Woods. Are you there, mates?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Blade man's here, blade Man checking play my music?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? All right, so you just joining us?

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Speaker 2: What is much? Younger girlfriend Mimi gave Woody some rollerblades

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Speaker 2: for his birthday to make him feel a bit more youthful,

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Speaker 2: a little bit like when your mum gives your dad

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Speaker 2: so he could wear out with all his friends and

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Speaker 2: make him feel a bit more hip. You've been You've

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Speaker 2: been throwing them in our faceboods. It's nauseating. Everyone's over it.

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Speaker 2: So I've made a ploy to stop you wearing the

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Speaker 2: roller blades. And I've said you have to stop wearing

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Speaker 2: the rollerblades unless you can complete a lap of this

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Speaker 1: This will be the easiest thing I have ever done.

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Speaker 1: As I said for the song, this is like telling

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Speaker 1: This is going to be the definition of speed. When

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Speaker 1: are we doing this thing? Blade Man sixty six six

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Speaker 1: is ready. That's my Instagram handle, It's.

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Speaker 2: Not your Instagram handle. But anyway, if anyone, if anyone

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Speaker 2: and Instagram. If you're wondering why he's wearing a hot

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Speaker 2: dog suit, absolutely no reason. Yeah, I just didn't know

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Speaker 2: that as an extra condition to make you look like

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Speaker 2: an idiot. So yeah, I'm above it. I'm above it.

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Speaker 1: Will my railler blading. We'll do the talking, all right, mate.

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Speaker 2: So you've got forty seconds to do a lap of

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Speaker 2: the whole station. Yeah, all right, there is a finish

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Speaker 2: line ready to go. Can you stop pacing out the

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Speaker 2: side of the studio like a bull about it? About

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Speaker 2: to enter the seat? I want you? You just can't.

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Speaker 1: Warm I'm feeling more all right doing this thing. I'm

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's go it. All right, So forty seconds on

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Speaker 2: the clock, mate, You've got to try and do a

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Speaker 2: kick it off by going down that ramp, which I

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Speaker 2: reckon is going to be tough for you. If you

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Speaker 2: get in under forty seconds, you can talk about your

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Speaker 2: rollerblades all you like. Okay, are you ready? Fixed?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm ready. Well, let's do this.

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Speaker 2: Thing, okay, Woods, your time starts now.

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Speaker 1: Blind man's off, blind man's off going down the ramp.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm down, I'm down. I'm down early, I'm down there.

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Speaker 2: I'm coining a bag.

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Speaker 1: I'm away, I'm away, I'm away. I did go down.

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Speaker 1: I got caught in a box. But I'm away will

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Speaker 1: I'm flying now?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Almost fell over?

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Speaker 1: Final turn final straight, final, straight, bringing it home, bring

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Speaker 1: it home?

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Speaker 2: What was that? What's you that for revenge? Oh?

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Speaker 1: It's in my eyes, dim I I can't see, I

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Speaker 2: What was my time? What was my time?

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Speaker 1: Were you even timing me?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not, absolutely not opened my eyes. Got a willing

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Speaker 2: money on Facebook. More of a corn dog now, aren't

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Speaker 2: you very funny?

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Speaker 1: Of the socials?

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Speaker 2: More of the boys on the Full Show podcast. You

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Speaker 2: know you want to