1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:02,200 Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. 2 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 2: Jim y Raye has been working harder than Jack Black, 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 2: trying to uncancel himself, and he's come up with this. 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 2: Jen White rise, Jim Jabbin. 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 3: But I'm playing well the warcraft and I can't pause it. 6 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:22,919 Speaker 3: Who would have thought that the literary giant William Shakespeare 7 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:26,760 Speaker 3: would have so much in common with Jonesy and the 8 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 3: maths contestants. 9 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: These are things we say today that came from Shakespeare. 10 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: Kno knock, who's there in a pickle? Good riddance, Send 11 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 1: him packing? Come what may fight fire with fire. 12 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 2: I've come up with expressions. 13 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,479 Speaker 1: You once told me that a bit from Colin May 14 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,200 Speaker 1: and a bit from colinb was something that you made 15 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 1: up that was, oh Bush, don't make me swear. 16 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 4: You know? 17 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:48,479 Speaker 3: Well? 18 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:50,480 Speaker 2: Who else is there? What were the new people coming 19 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,840 Speaker 2: through with all the sayings in one hundred years time? 20 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: In a one hundred years time, the richness of Shakespeare, 21 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 1: let's look to the teachings of married at first Sight 22 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 1: and the richness of the language. And she was she 23 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 1: was an outlier. 24 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,480 Speaker 3: Well, jones he still had his collab pants on. He 25 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 3: decided to join forces with Songbird Jessica melboy. 26 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 1: You constantly sing? Do you sing when you're cooking? Do 27 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:19,960 Speaker 1: you sing on the toilet? Do you sing it everywhere? 28 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 3: Threewhere? 29 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: I think mainly like in the shower, and I think 30 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 1: a lot of my ideas. Yeah, we'll make it into 31 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: a lot of my music. 32 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 2: What's a shower song? 33 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: I don't know, it's it's probably it's probably like the 34 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: might not be the lyrics, but it might be the melody. 35 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,399 Speaker 1: And then I'll take that away and. 36 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 3: Soup. 37 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 5: I don't know. 38 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: I am bouncing off the tiles yourself, yourself. 39 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 2: This just happened. 40 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 3: All eyes have been on America with an attempted assassination 41 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 3: followed up by the announcement of Donald Trump's VP candidate. 42 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 1: It's very theatrical. 43 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:02,640 Speaker 2: You can't write this stuff. 44 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: You could not write this stuff. And that's Donald Trump 45 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 1: to a t. 46 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 2: He gets the theatrics and that's what gets you in. 47 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,600 Speaker 2: And now with his running mate JD. Vance, who's thirty 48 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:12,839 Speaker 2: nine years of age. 49 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 1: There was some speculation that Trump has got him as 50 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,520 Speaker 1: his running mate because he's shorter, and has led to 51 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 1: some wags calling JD. Van's tiny vanser. 52 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,920 Speaker 3: Politics is a different kettle of fish down under. 53 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,240 Speaker 1: In Australia, we do it a bit differently. Do you 54 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 1: know when Scott Morrison was launching a home builder. 55 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 4: Scheme ten thousand Australians' please, So the surpragic. 56 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: Jiny Abbott was talking to the press when a car 57 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,839 Speaker 1: drove passed one down its window and called this out. 58 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 3: We're going to bring them here to Australia for all a. 59 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: Bunch of winkers. Conspiracy, theorists claim was a second shouter. 60 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 1: Let's cross in New Zealand, shall we There's a Minister 61 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:07,400 Speaker 1: of Economic Development, Stephen Joyce. He's talking at a press 62 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: conference when shall we say, a rubber phallis hits him 63 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 1: in the face. 64 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 3: He always takes something away from every meeting we have. 65 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:15,640 Speaker 2: All right in the. 66 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 3: Still over in America, there was another assault, this time 67 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:25,520 Speaker 3: to the senses, with this butchering of the national anthem 68 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,079 Speaker 3: by American country singer Ingrid Andress. 69 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 1: So there she was standing up at the Major Baseball 70 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 1: League home run derby on Monday, and there she is, 71 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 1: and all the players are there, caps in hand, listening 72 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 1: to her sing. And I'm a little bit like this, 73 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 1: O sick. 74 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 3: You get ready, get. 75 00:03:49,960 --> 00:04:03,200 Speaker 5: Ready bringing home babe going him red. 76 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 1: This was my favorite comment after this woman's singing. It said, 77 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 1: tough week to be an ear in America? 78 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 3: Is that it because there's a gaming console with my 79 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,839 Speaker 3: name on it. This has been Jen y Riis jibber jabber, 80 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 3: your Ma 81 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:22,039 Speaker 1: And Amanda in the Morning w FM.