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Speaker 2: Good Morning, Pats, Morning Morning, Rio, Good morning, Good morning,
Speaker 2: Alex Morning. Yesterday, we had a family birthday dinner for
Speaker 2: my daughter turned nineteen this week, and a second round
Speaker 2: of drinks and she goes so too to me and
Speaker 2: my wife, so do you remember when I was conceived?
Speaker 1: That's nice things? Two things, One would you even want
Speaker 1: to know? And two? No, we don't. Was this a
Speaker 1: sort of magical epiphany or something? What do you think?
Speaker 2: I just just saw end and I went, I bet
Speaker 2: that's a kid, my worst date for calendar nine months
Speaker 2: from now.
Speaker 1: You're pushing her out? No, you would not. Where do
Speaker 1: we go with that? The imagery though?
Speaker 2: I know, it's just like even though those who went
Speaker 2: to bed, my wife and I like, what a question?
Speaker 4: Actually I know about my parents. They were in Fiji.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's all I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they on the carver. So anyway, she gets a
Speaker 2: Canada out and she goes on Valentines. Valentines is exactly
Speaker 2: nine months and we we're like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you want us to make up a story?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I remember now? Do you remember I
Speaker 2: took my cargo pants off?
Speaker 1: It was the early two thousands.
Speaker 2: I looked so hard on those cargo pants, especially that
Speaker 2: lower pocket beneath the knee. So did anyone watch the
Speaker 2: draft yesterday? It's a very strange experience, isn't it? I
Speaker 2: just saw clips on Instagram. I would never sit down
Speaker 2: and actually watch the whole drug.
Speaker 1: You went to it once? Yes, would you put yourself.
Speaker 2: Through that two strange nights in the AFL calendar, the
Speaker 2: brown Low and then the draft bit?
Speaker 1: Although I love seeing the young kids.
Speaker 2: Get life changing news, Yes, the years and years of
Speaker 2: dreaming about being in the draft and getting it, and
Speaker 2: what it does to their moms and dads and their
Speaker 2: family who've taken into all the practice, the games, all
Speaker 2: the highs, and those that get that one moment where
Speaker 2: they've got that far, they've made it and.
Speaker 5: They get mobbed by their friends and their family talking
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 1: It's a collective joy. Yes, what is that? We have?
Speaker 6: It?
Speaker 1: Sometimes? Any watch people like even yesterday?
Speaker 2: Alex at the end of yesterday show said that the
Speaker 2: amazing news was Scotland that they're through to the World Cup.
Speaker 2: They're not been there in thirty six years. Scotland, even
Speaker 2: though they haven't had a lot of international football success,
Speaker 2: it is a football mad country. It's a huge, huge
Speaker 2: moment right yesterday, even though I knew the result, I
Speaker 2: watched the entire game right and I'm not Scottish and
Speaker 2: I was crying with happiness for Scotland. It was You've
Speaker 2: got to watch the height the goals are in alex
Speaker 2: Have you seen.
Speaker 1: The guys sick.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's an overhead one go through at two stages
Speaker 2: during one game they were out of the World Cup
Speaker 2: and then they were back in. Then Denmark were in
Speaker 2: and Scotland around. This went on in one game.
Speaker 1: It was so wildly exciting and dramatic.
Speaker 2: The the the playoffs they go through now next at
Speaker 2: the Islander and the playoffs in March as well, so
Speaker 2: they might make it as well.
Speaker 1: But Scotland through to the World Cup is huge.
Speaker 6: And the game was in Scotland and so you held
Speaker 6: the bagpipes, my god, the em.
Speaker 2: This the screaming from the commentators as well, it's amazing.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that collective joy thing. But what is the
Speaker 2: other thing with like the facetimes.
Speaker 4: Yes, I can't a better system.
Speaker 1: Yes it looks.
Speaker 2: It looks so bad. They don't work to care. But
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what scoop. Alex Cullen has got the
Speaker 2: intel on some of the lands, isn't he.
Speaker 6: The Avid bird Watcher and Star Dancer was presented with
Speaker 6: the guernsey by Eagles superstar and good mate Harley Reid.
Speaker 2: I love how this was just done at a normal
Speaker 2: pace and Rex like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a
Speaker 2: bird watcher that figures a lot of them, aren't they.
Speaker 2: Justy Martin will a Avid a Twitter. I love this fact.
Speaker 2: I love those fun facts.
Speaker 1: And Star Dancer, what do you mean?
Speaker 6: His mother, Susie had a dance academy Willem DURSMT and
Speaker 6: so he was tapping dancing from a very very young age.
Speaker 1: And I hope he.
Speaker 2: Brings this to the game, brings some tap into gold celebrations.
Speaker 1: That's what I want to see next year.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian, the words you were talking about that collective choice
Speaker 2: as the French word frissant. I've just googled the meaning
Speaker 2: of the word frissan a sudden or emotional thrill or chill,
Speaker 2: often accompanied by goosebumps trigger by watching something or inspiring
Speaker 2: or emotionally moving.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm seeing.
Speaker 2: The young kids get the great news that they've been
Speaker 2: drafted to a club.
Speaker 1: And yesterday.
Speaker 2: For me, even though I'm not Scottish and there's a
Speaker 2: big rivalry between England and Scotlon watch them qualifying go
Speaker 2: through to the World Cup is incredible. Even the Scottish
Speaker 2: commentators for the BBC. Yes, they throw away the rule,
Speaker 2: but that says, you know, you must be bipartisan and
Speaker 2: completely mutual.
Speaker 1: Screaming ecstatically.
Speaker 2: Scotland just needs to hold out for a few more seconds.
Speaker 1: My voice just needs to hold out for a few
Speaker 1: more seconds. Has Gilman has a serownage?
Speaker 4: He puts a ball bar?
Speaker 1: Surely no Scotland or hold on for possession. He's McClean,
Speaker 1: he's looking to go for gall for halfway line. It's Chips.
Speaker 7: Lot glis caer clean the halfway line.
Speaker 1: Scolet bar depart. We are a today to the World Cup.
Speaker 2: What ha night doesn't a gooseby if you don't like football,
Speaker 2: there's something incredible about that.
Speaker 1: He's just channeling just ecstatic joy. Isn't he whole thing.
Speaker 2: So as I watched about the whole thing yesterday the
Speaker 2: game I was making notes. Three minutes in Scotland scored, right,
Speaker 2: they're going to the World Cup. At fifty seven minutes
Speaker 2: into a game, Denmark are going to the World Cup.
Speaker 1: Scotland aren't.
Speaker 2: Seventy eight minutes Scotland doug now going to the World Cup.
Speaker 2: At the eighty second minute, Denmark Scotland ninety third minute
Speaker 2: in injury time, Scotland score and are going to the
Speaker 2: World Cup.
Speaker 1: That is incredible.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Fingers Crossed Patsy, Is it going to be a nice
Speaker 2: day today? This happened yesterday where it teased us it
Speaker 2: was sunny in the morning at about seven o'clock and
Speaker 2: then called it away.
Speaker 8: It was gray again, but it was gorgeous yesterday it
Speaker 8: was stunny, pretty much the same, A little cloudy sixteen
Speaker 8: the top of tomorrow's sunshine. Top that's freezing, you know,
Speaker 8: Come on, think positive glass half four. Yes, tomorrow's sunshine
Speaker 8: nearly twenty degrees.
Speaker 1: Get down the beach, come one.
Speaker 9: Wave, bust out the budgy smugglers.
Speaker 1: Rare twenty degrees is a heat.
Speaker 9: Wave to an English studying, the studying.
Speaker 8: Last night, about seven o'clock, I was I went to
Speaker 8: hang out some washing and I was out there and
Speaker 8: I thought, you know what, we should have barbecued tonight
Speaker 8: because it is absolutely stunning outside. The birds were singing,
Speaker 8: there was a beautiful light breeze, and here we are.
Speaker 2: Do you know what passed? I love that smell where
Speaker 2: you know you get those summer bomie evenings in Australia
Speaker 2: and there's so much light still around and you can
Speaker 2: smell barbecues.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's such a happy smell, you know that having
Speaker 1: a barbecue you get fomo.
Speaker 9: Oh, you get so endio.
Speaker 1: It was right there. I should have done that. I
Speaker 1: know they're doing it right three doors down. Patsy, how
Speaker 1: was your day yesterday?
Speaker 8: Well, we did bunker down yesterday because ords started her.
Speaker 9: It's exam season.
Speaker 1: For good luck to.
Speaker 2: All the kids doing that and the moms and dad's
Speaker 2: equally as well. It's a lot on them, isn't it.
Speaker 2: And they're tired. It's the end of the school year.
Speaker 8: Yeah, very grumpy, very tired. So yesterday was English. Today
Speaker 8: is history and the Aztecs and the plague and can.
Speaker 2: Any of us do any of us know anything about
Speaker 2: the not a single thing.
Speaker 1: I believe.
Speaker 2: I believe as tech periods fourteenth to the sixteenth century,
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was ended by the.
Speaker 1: Conquest of Ours of Spain.
Speaker 2: Spain invaded Cortez, that's right, and sadly they brought with
Speaker 2: them not to superior fighting skills but small box.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's dirty.
Speaker 2: Europeans will add it again, spreading diseases.
Speaker 1: So what have you done to Pats?
Speaker 8: Well, I am packing her favorite lunches, all the things
Speaker 8: that she loves. So I did a little pork salid
Speaker 8: roll yesterday with a little bit of crackle, and.
Speaker 2: We would you consider adopting me that you you are
Speaker 2: such a great mum.
Speaker 1: She gets a great lunch every day.
Speaker 8: Game Well, I just you know, I just want to
Speaker 8: make a day as bright and upbeat as possible.
Speaker 1: In the lunch box she got on that picnic.
Speaker 9: What she got today?
Speaker 8: She's got another pork roll with a bit of apple
Speaker 8: sauce today, not cranberry. She's got a sesame snap, which
Speaker 8: is like a little snap sort of biscuit thing. She's
Speaker 8: got a beautiful nectarines are beautiful.
Speaker 2: At the moment. Under rated, then seasonal they double thumbs up,
Speaker 2: shout up to next surene.
Speaker 8: Beautiful, and we get the yellow nectarines. You know, you
Speaker 8: can get the white or the yellow. She loves the
Speaker 8: yellow ones. Yeah, what else has she got?
Speaker 1: She's got a fruit, but I think she eats the fruit.
Speaker 9: Yeah, she does.
Speaker 2: The first thing I threw away really thrown at a
Speaker 2: mate or somebody didn't like her cricket practice, but.
Speaker 1: The sparkish crystadors.
Speaker 2: It was a weapon of terror, a good old, hard,
Speaker 2: gruddy smith coming someone's way.
Speaker 8: And always the staple in any lunch box is always
Speaker 8: the double salada with veggie mites.
Speaker 9: But she loves those.
Speaker 2: What kind of you still? Is it capra so sort
Speaker 2: of big single? Or is it black currant?
Speaker 9: What she got today? Apple?
Speaker 8: It sort of goes between the two. It's it's apple
Speaker 8: and black currant, or it's or it's apple in the
Speaker 8: juice box. And she's also got you know.
Speaker 2: Those juice boxes sustained kids don't and they still do.
Speaker 1: Sugar in it.
Speaker 4: The sugar.
Speaker 8: And I always put a little note around this time,
Speaker 8: just like an inspirational note or a note of love,
Speaker 8: just to break the ice for her, you know, like
Speaker 8: just a little lovely thing to do. But today she'll
Speaker 8: think it's a bit naff. Because I took inspiration from
Speaker 8: split Ends. I thought, okay, so she's doing history.
Speaker 2: The kids love well, that's relevant to the astexa, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Think not mummy, have a song about the conquistadors.
Speaker 8: Anyway, I just wrote history never repeats.
Speaker 9: Tell myself before I go to sleep, so proud of
Speaker 9: you love.
Speaker 1: You'll be funny. Or she's gonna she's gonna read that.
Speaker 1: And again she took that loss pretty hard. On the
Speaker 1: parking change. It's very cripty.
Speaker 2: It's really good, and that poor kids already got ahead
Speaker 2: full of facts about the Aztecs. Suddenly she got to
Speaker 2: decipher pop music.
Speaker 1: It's actually got my mum and doing this history. I
Speaker 1: know something about history.
Speaker 2: A line in a song mentions the word good luck daughter.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: This week's lost in translation foreign title movie game. It
Speaker 2: sounds like we've be transfer later that to another language,
Speaker 2: back into English, into another language, then back into English.
Speaker 1: Foreign title The movie game doesn't scan right.
Speaker 4: It doesn't.
Speaker 1: It's not just me.
Speaker 4: It's it's overly literal.
Speaker 1: It is, isn't it.
Speaker 2: We are a show of simple folks. Now when I
Speaker 2: think that, that's actually just kind of us to actually
Speaker 2: own that. So actually, whenever you'll lose, and if you
Speaker 2: feel a bit thick in the morning, be assured that
Speaker 2: you are smarter than us. Whenever we go anywhere near logic, maths, anything,
Speaker 2: actually we're always corrected. Bulk of my inboxes, people go,
Speaker 2: that's actually not true. What one did you say?
Speaker 4: Left handed golf clubs do exist, don't?
Speaker 1: I don't want to. My wife was so excitement.
Speaker 2: All Right's lost in translation? Foreign title movie game, Oh ah,
Speaker 2: no endstan So big movies they get translated different dialects
Speaker 2: around the world and something gets lost in the translation.
Speaker 2: Last week The Boy Who Came Back to Life Chinese version.
Speaker 1: Of Do You Remember Harry Potter? Yes, brand new ones.
Speaker 2: This week it's the French version of a big movie,
Speaker 2: The Hideous Canine.
Speaker 9: Oh kuj no, Molly and Me.
Speaker 2: No, there was a beautiful dog. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 2: the Hideous Canine.
Speaker 1: You've gotta go back a bit back, come moum. Some
Speaker 1: were wolfing teenage were wolf in London. No, Mother Fox
Speaker 1: one of his greatest.
Speaker 4: Films, Wolf of Wall Street.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, think about the think about the
Speaker 2: French phrasing the hideous canine, hideous, hideous, hideous is ugly.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, they're in America and they sing the song.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that movie?
Speaker 4: My sisters loved it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, uh hit that note.
Speaker 9: Beethoven.
Speaker 2: Big movie, really big movie. Becomer went on to become
Speaker 2: several movies. Oh sing, No, that's great though.
Speaker 4: What's that one with the drummer in his whiplash?
Speaker 5: No no, no, not not.
Speaker 9: Sound of music, no pitch perfect.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is an easier one. We go to Germany.
Speaker 2: Now they called a big movie, this very annoying Blue Peoples.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It's the very nine Blue People. Okay,
Speaker 1: the Smurfs. I do not like what I to say.
Speaker 2: Smurf the one where she fell asleep for one hundred
Speaker 2: years sleep?
Speaker 1: Yes, in Japan, that's what beauty is.
Speaker 2: Yes, where she fell asleep for one hundred years.
Speaker 3: You know that one the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: I was just started making a cup of tea and
Speaker 2: a chat to one of our engineers, Bradley, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: He was paying a lot of attention to his phone, so
Speaker 2: I was thought worried that there was some sort of
Speaker 2: technical problem with the radio station. I went everything corant.
Speaker 2: He was like, yes, yes, I'm just buying a lottery
Speaker 2: ticket in the American Lottery. Oh, it's nine hundred and
Speaker 2: eleven million. What I was like, someone, someone's going to
Speaker 2: win that. What I'm going to get a ticket? You've
Speaker 2: got five hours. And then he goes, well, you know,
Speaker 2: if you do win it, you still have to pay
Speaker 2: thirty percent tax.
Speaker 1: You're still getting six hundred million.
Speaker 4: Not worth it.
Speaker 1: Boo sucks.
Speaker 2: Trump's getting three hundred of mine nine hundred eleven million.
Speaker 1: What's that's insane?
Speaker 5: A million?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, wow, No human can deal with that.
Speaker 4: No, too much.
Speaker 2: And I was thinking, what would I just smasgin if
Speaker 2: someone's going to win it? Imagine if what would you
Speaker 2: do if you want it? You know when you talk
Speaker 2: about what we do, if you want a couple of million,
Speaker 2: that's a huge amount of money, right, pay your mortgage
Speaker 2: off out mom and dad out Whatevereah, nine hundred million,
Speaker 2: so you pay American taxman gets third of that's three
Speaker 2: hundred You can sew six hundred million. It's very in
Speaker 2: all seriousness, I'd buy this place. I really would buy gold.
Speaker 2: Yeah that would yeah, yeah, very even working conditions for
Speaker 2: all of us guys, or worse better okay better big big,
Speaker 2: big contracts for some of you, big contracts for some
Speaker 2: of you.
Speaker 1: I would I buy this place.
Speaker 9: This would be cool.
Speaker 1: He could do ruin it.
Speaker 2: I think I think I'd be terrible running a business.
Speaker 4: Well, I've got some upgrades. I've got a list that yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, fingers cost that I win the American Lottery. I
Speaker 2: couldn't believe that nine hundred and eleven million. All right,
Speaker 2: So yesterday on LinkedIn I got a request and invite
Speaker 2: to be accepted into my inner circle there from a
Speaker 2: young presenter. This happens a lot from young radiaro presenters
Speaker 2: all over the world. Sometimes they ask for advice. It's
Speaker 2: lovely actually, and this was a younger radio presenter. It
Speaker 2: looked like he broadcasts around mountain. Dunneed so if he's
Speaker 2: up the top of a mountain with a transmitter right now.
Speaker 2: But anyway, his name caught my attention. Leam hair as in.
Speaker 1: A top the head. Wow, h a great radio DJ. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's memorable.
Speaker 2: Stand out branding Liam hair, Bobby in the hair that
Speaker 2: would be the haro, oh you don't need another hair louck.
Speaker 2: It in Mount Dney, Rock in the Mounts and beyond
Speaker 2: Yard beyond Yon Yond. Okay, so with his name Liam Hare,
Speaker 2: I want to see by nine o'clock this morning, we've
Speaker 2: got two hours.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: Can we build a human body from listeners' names? That
Speaker 2: our body parts? Our friend Liam Hare donates the top
Speaker 2: the top there on the dome, it's the hair. So
Speaker 2: it's it's names that are body parts. See if we
Speaker 2: can build the entire human body. So anyone got anymore
Speaker 2: that had to add to my Liam hair?
Speaker 5: Just below the hair you've got I don't know if
Speaker 5: she listens, but Shirley.
Speaker 2: Temple, Oh no, we're not doing no, you got to know,
Speaker 2: not just drunk a shirty e Temple like I do.
Speaker 9: I used to work with Lauren Brain.
Speaker 1: You're kidding, spelled the right spelled b R A I N.
Speaker 8: And she was a newsreader on over at the time. Yeah,
Speaker 8: Lauren Brain Brain.
Speaker 1: Higher someone with that name because you.
Speaker 4: Think they're smart, it's already sent you was smart.
Speaker 6: Yes, my bus driver was missus head h e A
Speaker 6: d June head hmm.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we've got we've got we've got hair brain
Speaker 1: head in the upper region.
Speaker 2: It's top heavy at the moment, I don't know what
Speaker 2: we're expecting. Oh yeah, my name is Alan. This will
Speaker 2: already peak if we do find someone with a knee surname.
Speaker 2: Is there a knee on Facebook? Is there knee?
Speaker 6: I've got a foot, yes, Nicole Foot.
Speaker 1: She was from my hometown. Yeah, I can go the
Speaker 1: other end. Yeah, Peces Kaitlin, got your hand up. What's
Speaker 1: happened to go to toilet or no?
Speaker 9: No, I don't need to go to I worked with
Speaker 9: a Harriet Leg.
Speaker 1: Harry Leg did Harry. That's my favorite one at the moment.
Speaker 1: Now that's a new that's a new leader.
Speaker 2: Harriet Legg as in le e G or the double
Speaker 2: G double G.
Speaker 9: But yes, Harriet Legg.
Speaker 1: You know what now?
Speaker 2: I remember right, I have an old Dr Dr Leg.
Speaker 2: I swear to God it was Dr Leg, Doctor Dr Leg.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's on the list. He's on the list, all right.
Speaker 2: So we're looking for names people you've known or no
Speaker 2: body parts in their first name or surname. Text them
Speaker 2: in oh four seven five O three one O four three.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yesterday, young presenter Liam Hare reached out to me and
Speaker 2: I loved his name, so they were trying to form
Speaker 2: the human body with people's names that are body parts.
Speaker 2: What have you got for us Ria? What have we
Speaker 2: got so far? So we've got Liam.
Speaker 5: Hare, we have Arren Brain, we have doctor leg, and
Speaker 5: we have missus Head.
Speaker 2: We can add to this Craig Ice, we haven't mister
Speaker 2: mister Ice.
Speaker 1: Craig Ice, he's got Craig eyes. Christian probably not radio friendly.
Speaker 2: Hey listen, if you' putting that in the message, you
Speaker 2: already know it's not radio friendly. Therefore it won't be
Speaker 2: on the radio because it's not friendly. But thank you
Speaker 2: for Ronald and then surnamed Da, miss Blood, Miss Blood,
Speaker 2: Rosie Kidneys, Kidney.
Speaker 1: Adam Beard.
Speaker 4: Adam Beard is a strong name.
Speaker 2: Christian is pretty broad, but it goes a long way
Speaker 2: to make in the body.
Speaker 1: Today.
Speaker 2: I work with someone whose surname is bones good surname found.
Speaker 2: I went to school with a Craig shoulder. That's really
Speaker 2: tickled me. Craig's shoulder is dad used to run the
Speaker 2: local pub, a Pappa shoulder.
Speaker 1: Of course. AFL players still sidebottom the bottom.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Christian, I had a teacher at school, Andy Nee,
Speaker 2: You've got a person in our Facebook group Willy Nebo, He's.
Speaker 1: A captain of this.
Speaker 2: I googled Willy Nebone found one on Lincoln. I think
Speaker 2: it's the same guy, Willy Neva, the fat we're saying
Speaker 2: these names. These are people in Australia. They're going to
Speaker 2: get messages. The Christian Commotion was talking about you like
Speaker 2: what what they saying just after the news repeatedly I
Speaker 2: love that it's managing director Willy Nebone. He's the unofficial
Speaker 2: captain of this. Yes, definitely, Miss Skeleton listener Chris, Good morning, Chris.
Speaker 2: Are my old science teacher, Miss Skeleton. Christian I went
Speaker 2: to school with. I could do a feature. There's so
Speaker 2: many times we hear story about I went to school
Speaker 2: with someone who will but.
Speaker 1: This is someone went to school with Helen I Christian.
Speaker 1: What about Graham Gooch?
Speaker 4: Yes, legend.
Speaker 2: And Craig Body. One of our listeners is Craig create
Speaker 2: this Craig shop. We've got three Craigs listener, right, Craig Eyes,
Speaker 2: Craig shoulder and Craig body.
Speaker 1: They got to form a band, the three Craigs. All right,
Speaker 1: you got for us.
Speaker 2: As we're doing we're doing very well at the moment,
Speaker 2: forming the human body with the listeners names that are
Speaker 2: body parts textus yours four seventy five three one oh
Speaker 2: four three.
Speaker 1: You're not doing that.
Speaker 2: Genitania one, he's a second four okay he's rio.
Speaker 1: Picked up his.
Speaker 2: Laptop and I said, there's no way that's a human's name.
Speaker 1: He showed me the evidence on his laptop.
Speaker 5: There is a lawyer in Sydney who I came across,
Speaker 5: and her name it's an interesting name initially, so her
Speaker 5: first name is Blander, not Belinda, so it's b A
Speaker 5: L L A N d.
Speaker 4: A yep, Borlander Blander. And her surname sak. So her
Speaker 4: name is.
Speaker 1: No no, we get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, Texas Shaws for seventy five. It's not
Speaker 2: like rude word or.
Speaker 3: The Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 2: An email hit him from Chris Christian. I was catching
Speaker 2: up the podcast this week. Are you talking about your
Speaker 2: wife buying you a fortieth birthday present of your old
Speaker 2: BMX bike and then you sold it a couple of
Speaker 2: days later?
Speaker 1: Did you give her the money? You got me? Bang
Speaker 1: to rights there, damn it logic. Not a fan of it,
Speaker 1: all right. So we're trying to form the human body.
Speaker 1: We're doing yet again.
Speaker 2: We're breaking new ground here on the radio Important work
Speaker 2: every morning between six and nine. We're trying to make
Speaker 2: a human body with people's whose names are parts of
Speaker 2: the body. Palmer, oh, good one, we got about the palms. Yes,
Speaker 2: we've got a Parmer. Yeah, Rio, what have we got
Speaker 2: so far?
Speaker 5: We've got Harriet Foot, Rosie Kidney, mister Bones, the three Craigs,
Speaker 5: Craig Eyes, Craig's shoulder, Craig body.
Speaker 1: By the way, someone said, you know, I said they
Speaker 1: should form a band.
Speaker 2: Someone said, Christian that the band should be called the
Speaker 2: Body of Craig. Great indie band name, The Body of
Speaker 2: Craig playing now on Triple J.
Speaker 5: We've also got Willie kneebone, Miss Skeleton, and most recently
Speaker 5: the Finger brothers Peter and the.
Speaker 2: Other one who we don't know, Yeah.
Speaker 1: The unknown Finger. Christian.
Speaker 2: I have customers with the surnames Hand and Head. I
Speaker 2: also have neighbors that are knee bones. Oh, the knee bones.
Speaker 2: That's okay, thank you, Christian. I deal with a business
Speaker 2: colleague in the USA. Her name is Sandra Bottom. That
Speaker 2: is a name she decides to refer to only as Sandy.
Speaker 2: Sandy Bottles. Event worse.
Speaker 1: Nothing worse than a sandy ass. Christian.
Speaker 2: I am Sarah Finger Christian thirty years ago. We don't
Speaker 2: need how many years ago you wrot with these people.
Speaker 2: We're not dating these I work with a Helen lip.
Speaker 2: She shortened it from lipshit. Oh, Christian used to play
Speaker 2: cricket with a tony tongue. What about Clinton hand Clinton
Speaker 2: is a great name, Christian. I went to primary school
Speaker 2: with an Andrew Thomas whose mum got married again in
Speaker 2: grade six and suddenly he was rebranded Andrew's smallbone. Playgrounds
Speaker 2: are very unforgiving places to grow up in the playground,
Speaker 2: and suddenly one day marm could have.
Speaker 1: Found somebody else. I don't want to be a small bone. Christian.
Speaker 1: I worked with Eric Handy.
Speaker 4: That's a different phone topic.
Speaker 2: Dentist in New Zealand, Dr Gummer. We haven't have we,
Speaker 2: but we got Dr Gummer.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Picking up a good steam, trying to make the human
Speaker 2: body from listeners with body parts as names.
Speaker 1: Christian.
Speaker 2: I have two friends, father and son, Peter Ball and
Speaker 2: his son Chris Ball. Put those together, we've got two balls.
Speaker 4: That's true. There's Luke Ball from the afl as well.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, from Santo Christian my eight year am I
Speaker 2: not eight year? Your science teacher isn't eight you're here teacher. Wow,
Speaker 2: they're getting younger these daysies his cheap kid teachers.
Speaker 1: Whiz kid, mister van Beek.
Speaker 2: I guess it's as close as we got to the
Speaker 2: nose at the moment, is mister van be Well?
Speaker 5: We never said human body parts, Christian.
Speaker 2: I went to school with a Charlotte crapper Christian when
Speaker 2: I was younger, and I went to school with Richard Cranium.
Speaker 2: We used to call him deep. Now I don't need
Speaker 2: to know. And Rio Rio, So what are we missing
Speaker 2: on the body? Because we've got a lot of body parts? Now,
Speaker 2: what areas are we not represented?
Speaker 4: Haven't got a throat?
Speaker 1: Have a nose?
Speaker 4: No, haven't got a nose. That's surprised.
Speaker 9: She's got to be a heart out here?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, is no, I haven't had an ears? Your chest? Stomach?
Speaker 9: Five?
Speaker 1: Ankle?
Speaker 4: Ankle?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're meta castle meta Castle Ulna Swedish name.
Speaker 1: Surely the one at the.
Speaker 2: Back Ulna has got hand up again?
Speaker 9: Yeah, we haven't got a weienus.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we haven't got no. I told you I don't
Speaker 1: like you talking about that on the show before. That's it.
Speaker 1: You're not allowed in more hands up now for the
Speaker 1: rest of this week.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show One Podcast.
Speaker 2: I was about to move on from the human body
Speaker 2: of listeners with the names of the body parts.
Speaker 1: We can't. You're not allowing it.
Speaker 2: We'll be swimming against the tide, friends, Christian, what about
Speaker 2: the jockey Blake Shin the shin.
Speaker 1: Christian. I used to know a Sean cartilage.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's so specific.
Speaker 1: Very His nickname was gristle. Christian.
Speaker 2: I know are Sarah skin Christian, I, I'm not making
Speaker 2: us up. Can google it. I work with a Matthew. Firstday,
Speaker 2: Matthew say a name a n.
Speaker 1: U s Hey, that's a body part, he said.
Speaker 2: It wasn't pronounced how you would normally pronounce it. It
Speaker 2: was pronounced more like moose.
Speaker 1: A few.
Speaker 4: Dutch made Matthew.
Speaker 1: Christian.
Speaker 2: My surname is Gummery, nickname at school gums My. My
Speaker 2: nan had a sister, Ivy, and Ivy got married and
Speaker 2: became Ivy long Bottom. But then you see the initials
Speaker 2: on the post I long Bottom. Now we were we
Speaker 2: were looking for certain areas where we haven't got anything
Speaker 2: at the moment.
Speaker 1: I think we can fill them. Now. Who you got here, Marilyn?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 1: Is that how you pronounce your name? Marilyn Marylyn? That's
Speaker 1: lovely name, all right? And what have you got for us?
Speaker 1: So my maiden name was Marilyn Hart. You have one.
Speaker 1: We don't have a heart, but we do.
Speaker 9: Is it h A R T or with H?
Speaker 1: He still passes, Yeah, it does, it does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it passes the test. Pats, I go to have
Speaker 2: a quality control on the show. Now I said we
Speaker 2: should do, we should start. Actually, thank you very much
Speaker 2: giving us a call. Have a lovely day.
Speaker 10: Thank you, Bye bye.
Speaker 1: Aaron, Good morning, Aaron.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 2: We're good Aaron. Now, well what body part are you donating?
Speaker 4: Is I mean?
Speaker 1: David? A girl called Marie? Is Marie?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 6: Listen?
Speaker 2: Really bang but that in the primo, then run it
Speaker 2: every hour, Aaron. You've got great love. Aaron, thank you
Speaker 2: very much for giving us a call.
Speaker 1: Have a good day, mate, same with you bodies.
Speaker 2: Thank you vis again in comingsation, she goes, now a
Speaker 2: quarter to is Aaron. He's a simple man, but he's lovely.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what, we're all simple people?
Speaker 2: And then then she goes, I did ask why I
Speaker 2: broke up this girl for, but he wouldn't tell me
Speaker 2: because it's none of our business.
Speaker 1: It's actually none of us.
Speaker 2: We're not saying, call in today, simple people and tell
Speaker 2: us why you broke up with somebody. I mean, the affront,
Speaker 2: the shep and trying to get through the rest of
Speaker 2: this year by once a week. Second this year audacity,
Speaker 2: last week, the sheer audacity of it. Aaron was a
Speaker 2: lovely guy. Catherine, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 11: My husband was in the navy with a guy called
Speaker 11: still cheek.
Speaker 2: Yes we didn't have any cheek wet we got cheat,
Speaker 2: Yes we have. That's great, Katherine, always a delight hearing
Speaker 2: from me. Thank you very much for calling in.
Speaker 10: Thanks to you.
Speaker 2: Well, if there any more simple folk out there that
Speaker 2: we'll have a chat with someone.
Speaker 1: On the old radio.
Speaker 3: Wireless Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, this morning on the show, giddiness is around
Speaker 2: us as we try to innocently eat a form. I
Speaker 2: thought we maybe get ten minutes on this, we're always
Speaker 2: coming up to an hour. You donating people's names as
Speaker 2: who try and build the human body from people you've
Speaker 2: worked with, or yourself if that name, first name, or
Speaker 2: surname is a part of the human body, if it
Speaker 2: is tuned in. Rio are the ones we've had so far,
Speaker 2: They're astonishing.
Speaker 4: Some brilliant ones coming in lately.
Speaker 5: Ivy long Bottom, Sarah Skin, Matthew a n us Sean cartilage.
Speaker 2: I mean we could be made sound like the University
Speaker 2: Christian Glans. My surname is Glans one Christian one about
Speaker 2: Jordan Butts. It's just for the cross, isn't he?
Speaker 4: That's right?
Speaker 2: Dr Lung Christian. My GP is called Dr Lung Christian.
Speaker 2: My teacher in grade two is Missus Hart made a
Speaker 2: big impact on me, lovely lady, and she inspired me
Speaker 2: to go on and become a teacher myself.
Speaker 1: Great story.
Speaker 2: We've got Mel on the line now, Morning Mail, welcome
Speaker 2: to the show.
Speaker 7: Good morning.
Speaker 10: How are you going?
Speaker 1: We're good? So thank you, Mel. What have you got
Speaker 1: for us? What with the body part?
Speaker 11: Well, I'm actually a primary school teacher and about ten
Speaker 11: years ago I was working at a school in a
Speaker 11: Bentley and we had a teacher called Missus holl or
Speaker 11: miss Hole, and we had a male teacher called mister Butt.
Speaker 11: So all the kids used to say Oh my gosh,
Speaker 11: imagine if they got married, they'd be called mister Buttole.
Speaker 2: I mean you say, all the kids, all the listeners,
Speaker 2: and all the presenters on this show and the entire
Speaker 2: team are all speculating about that wedding as well. You
Speaker 2: are cordly invited to the Matuenie Union of the Buttholes
Speaker 2: wedding of the Year. That's a great one mail. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much to share and have a good day.
Speaker 2: Thanks to Corn the show.
Speaker 3: Tooth bye the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian I Obey ice hockey with Jonathan Tooth. We didn't
Speaker 2: have any teeth in our body, thank you very much, Jeff. Last, finally,
Speaker 2: we've got most of the body locked away. Much incredible.
Speaker 2: All right, this is really exciting. Big prices every single
Speaker 2: day or thanks to RACV, save on handpick holidays. You
Speaker 2: won't regret with RACV travel and experiences this Black Friday.
Speaker 1: See RACV website for details.
Speaker 2: Now most of us have got a story about something
Speaker 2: bad that happened on a holiday. Sometimes, you know, it's
Speaker 2: that big thing you save up for all year, it's
Speaker 2: that thing that everyone's counting down to, and stuff happens
Speaker 2: on holidays. You know, it could be a cheap holiday,
Speaker 2: fell you could have got a holiday tattoo in Bali.
Speaker 2: That's at least ninety eight percent of experiences of Australians
Speaker 2: that I've met taken the wrong travel buddy. The only
Speaker 2: time my wife and I went on holiday with another
Speaker 2: married couple. On the flight out to America, the woman
Speaker 2: says to my wife after a couple of drinks were
Speaker 2: on the verge of breaking up.
Speaker 1: Three days later they break up the holiday.
Speaker 4: Yep, you got stitched up there time bad time.
Speaker 1: Why would they go?
Speaker 2: He went missing for a couple of hours. I had
Speaker 2: to go and find him. I found him in the
Speaker 2: bar and then I went missing in that bar with him. Anyway,
Speaker 2: story of another time. Yeah, never gone away. When another couples,
Speaker 2: like I said, stuff happens, life happens, Life unravels on holidays.
Speaker 2: You have regrets, you have dare I say it's a regretcation?
Speaker 1: Thank you re okept saying.
Speaker 2: Last week when I said let's call them regretcations, that's
Speaker 2: not a thing. It's not a word. Uber's not a word.
Speaker 1: I've created the.
Speaker 2: New uber just a mouthful hashtag regretation. So for the
Speaker 2: best story. Over the next week you get five hundred
Speaker 2: dollars for the best story. And then on a Friday,
Speaker 2: you're going to go into the grand final, you win
Speaker 2: an upgrade, you win.
Speaker 1: It's kind of do over.
Speaker 2: A ten holiday you instantly win five hundred dollars a
Speaker 2: show for the best regretation story. Now, yesterday we were
Speaker 2: talking about what's Rio going to sing that really brings
Speaker 2: this a life? And I said, Rio, and I think
Speaker 2: it's time for you to really level up what you're
Speaker 2: doing already. It's a black belt level of singing. But
Speaker 2: there's only one guy who've never tried to mimic the great,
Speaker 2: the one and only, Frank Sinatra.
Speaker 4: My white Whale.
Speaker 1: Now, how didn't you dare call him that?
Speaker 2: He did bloat up a bit near the end. Anyway,
Speaker 2: how did he get on?
Speaker 1: Taken on? Frank? Did you do my way in the end?
Speaker 4: Like I said, I did?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 4: Thank you for the wow wow.
Speaker 2: Now I am a big Frank fan, and I speak
Speaker 2: for many people listening.
Speaker 1: Have you done him? Well?
Speaker 4: You know what, I gave it my best shot.
Speaker 1: Did you do it your way?
Speaker 4: I did it my way?
Speaker 1: All right, let's have a listen to.
Speaker 4: This holiday regrets. I've had a few.
Speaker 7: Missed sam questionable tattoos, forgot my shoes, had matche PITCHU
Speaker 7: got a new scar in Zazibar. Mister shud, I say.
Speaker 4: Give me ten cake to redu it.
Speaker 1: My wow.
Speaker 2: The spirrit O blue Eyes is alive on the radio
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: I hope we'll get a.
Speaker 2: Story about lost shoes in maca pitche oster one in Zanzibar.
Speaker 4: I got a new scar.
Speaker 1: I should release that on spot. My god, that is
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's not like the Frank Sinacher estate would.
Speaker 1: Have any problem with that.
Speaker 2: We use that prize money to fail off the lawyer fees.
Speaker 2: That is outstanding, maybe the best one of the year,
Speaker 2: and that's some competitionary, but that is great work. Sadly
Speaker 2: mentioning there of regret cation, email me your story is
Speaker 2: your regretations. It's never going to get easy, saying that
Speaker 2: I feel like I have to slow down go through
Speaker 2: like a forty zon. Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell
Speaker 2: dot com dot are you.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: For this week's name game, as in, Alex, are you
Speaker 2: ready ready?
Speaker 1: Patsy? Are you ready firing?
Speaker 9: With all cylinders.
Speaker 1: Put this gin down. In other words, no you're not ready.
Speaker 1: I am ready.
Speaker 9: I'll show you.
Speaker 1: You're about as slow as hell you reverse a Parker car, then.
Speaker 9: Slow and steady wins.
Speaker 1: You're quite right, you're quite right. All right, it's eyes down,
Speaker 1: full house.
Speaker 2: Let's play the name game, as in caller one, welcome, Hello.
Speaker 11: Dad, my, it's actually my daughter's married name, and it
Speaker 11: is in regards to cattle.
Speaker 1: Angus, Hereford, COVID, Brahman, freezing.
Speaker 4: Jersey.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, ery, no, dearie.
Speaker 4: No, what an about the calf?
Speaker 3: No cow.
Speaker 1: Cow? Yes? Wow? All, thank you very much. Give us
Speaker 1: a call. It's got a caller too.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, caller to welcome to the name game, as
Speaker 2: in what's your clue?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 10: Ah, my first name as in Cleopatra.
Speaker 1: O, Elizabeth Taylor Anthony.
Speaker 10: That's a boy name, Mark, Mark Anthony, yep, Marc Anthony.
Speaker 10: Sometimes I get like Jalo's X.
Speaker 1: But we are in Australia.
Speaker 10: That could be.
Speaker 2: That's a great one. Thank you very much for caring.
Speaker 2: You may have a good day. Caller three.
Speaker 1: Welcome, caller three.
Speaker 11: Hello, my surname as in bless you my child.
Speaker 1: Mary's Pope, Mary.
Speaker 2: Lord Jesus vicar, priest, sermon, father, pray none, none, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: we got there eventually. I was going around the whole church, steep,
Speaker 2: stained glass window, cricifix, Christian font. Let's go to thank
Speaker 2: you very much for coming in. Let's got to call
Speaker 2: a four, call of four. You're on?
Speaker 11: Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good, Welcome to the show. What's your clue for us? Mate?
Speaker 11: Who I am? Straight? It's my first name, and I
Speaker 11: am straight out of bedrock.
Speaker 4: Betty Fraggle.
Speaker 2: No, Wilma, Wilma Wow, No, she gets one every couple
Speaker 2: of weeks. Mate, Welcome to today's show. All right, we'll
Speaker 2: take a break. We're going to reboot Patsy and then
Speaker 2: moving back.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Of the last couple of days, we've had this work experience, kitt,
Speaker 2: he's a man. He's not a work experience, kidd, he a,
Speaker 2: he's a man. He's been brilliant and he's got a
Speaker 2: great booming voice. He actually does some voiceover work, and
Speaker 2: we used him on the trailer that we made for
Speaker 2: the show for the back It Up Cup, So he's
Speaker 2: out their work experience manked. You know, he's a fully
Speaker 2: grown man, it was happening out. Yes, he's even brilliant.
Speaker 2: We should we should high him. Anyways, name is Carl.
Speaker 2: Carl is his name, and he's been great having him around.
Speaker 2: Just now, protuser Calin was explaining the name game to Carl,
Speaker 2: and she goes this at work, so if you called in,
Speaker 2: uh would be home alone, all right? And he goes,
Speaker 2: why you know? And she goes, because you know Kevin.
Speaker 2: He goes, but my name is Carl. Movie if they
Speaker 2: go Carl, he's been on the show all week. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think we've worked out who he can replace. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we chat after night, We chat after night. Okay, let's
Speaker 2: play the name game as in Carl Kevin.
Speaker 1: Caller one, Welcome.
Speaker 4: My name as in dog, Canine.
Speaker 1: Rover, Wolf, Marley, Pointer, Shitsu chi wa wa shipping, Kelpie German,
Speaker 1: no shepherd.
Speaker 9: Can we have another clue?
Speaker 2: Ah likes noise, barker, barker, bark bark box bar.
Speaker 1: Okay, good clue.
Speaker 2: That's great, Thank you very much. Recording in. That's going
Speaker 2: to Caller two, Welcome to the show. In the name game, Hello, my.
Speaker 3: First name as inly Lace.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, oh my god, my mom and dad be
Speaker 2: ashamed of me if I don't remember good quality lace doily.
Speaker 2: If you come round to mind, we get the nice
Speaker 2: place out your damn right, it's going to be a dole.
Speaker 2: I might be a long way from home, but I've
Speaker 2: still got my lace doilies in the side table.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Here is it called a three? I've
Speaker 1: lost count, can't even count. Caller three?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hello, yep, hello Hello. Surname s in the President
Speaker 1: Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: I got a lot when I was younger.
Speaker 1: Not so much.
Speaker 9: Reagan, Harold Ronald, surname Bill, Linton, Linton.
Speaker 2: Abraham, one of the more popular one, one of the
Speaker 2: more popular ones.
Speaker 9: Obama, Barack Kennedy got it.
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, done, Kennedy, Thank you very much. Give us
Speaker 2: a call.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Well it always had to happen, Patsy, Our boy Rio
Speaker 2: has grown up and he's brought himself a house. When
Speaker 2: you buy a house, you get house problems. You have
Speaker 2: to enter the real world, just the buying of it,
Speaker 2: the process of buying of it is and Rio's turns
Speaker 2: out has bought a house that doesn't exist.
Speaker 4: I haven't even yet bought a house. So we settle on.
Speaker 5: Well in theory, on Monday, So just what four days time?
Speaker 5: We're trying to hook up the energy to the place
Speaker 5: so it's ready for us on Monday. I've called every
Speaker 5: single energy provider in Melbourne, Energy Australia, Alinta, Origin, Power Shop, Luma,
Speaker 5: all of them Energy.
Speaker 4: I've called them all.
Speaker 5: I said, we'd like to hook up to our address.
Speaker 5: All of them have said that house does not exist.
Speaker 5: What what I've driple checked like the contract. I mean,
Speaker 5: We've been to the place, like.
Speaker 4: I'm sure, I'm sure it exists.
Speaker 5: And one of them got even got out like their
Speaker 5: map of like where everything's set up, and they're like,
Speaker 5: there is no record. Is it a new building, it's
Speaker 5: been built since nineteen twenty two. Wow, it exists. I'm
Speaker 5: sure it exists. But every energy company's telling us that
Speaker 5: it's not there.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 5: We're going on Friday for the final inspection. The first
Speaker 5: thing I'll be checking is is that it's there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, check.
Speaker 2: Take her and also take a lamp and try and
Speaker 2: plug it in and then.
Speaker 1: Follow the wives start ticking up the ground.
Speaker 9: Maybe call your local council, have they like.
Speaker 8: Rezone street or something.
Speaker 4: No, it's a bit We've done everything. I asked the
Speaker 4: old owners that. They all said that has the name
Speaker 4: hasn't changed anything like that.
Speaker 1: So did you find out what energy supply the old
Speaker 1: people had?
Speaker 4: Yes, called them, they said there's no record.
Speaker 1: Of it, but they must have that. I'm not getting angry.
Speaker 5: They said, you need the n m I number. I said,
Speaker 5: what's the nm I number? They say, it's on your bill.
Speaker 5: I was like, we haven't.
Speaker 2: When it's just like people normal speaking from a script,
Speaker 2: are you regalizing.
Speaker 1: What you're saying? We haven't moved, have no bills you have.
Speaker 4: I haven't signed up with you.
Speaker 9: Yet, so you need a bill from the previous agn Now.
Speaker 5: I've got to try to chase up and ask them
Speaker 5: for one. A.
Speaker 1: Yes, and that's another idea.
Speaker 2: Go when you go to myw you're doing final inspections tomorrow,
Speaker 2: You knocking neighbors, finding what energy supply they're using, because
Speaker 2: obviously they're getting energy in that area. Yes, you think
Speaker 2: otherwise illegally just start tapping off from theirs.
Speaker 1: So what about like Wi Fi? Then different? Have you
Speaker 1: sorted that out?
Speaker 4: We have signed up? I think my will, my partner
Speaker 4: did that.
Speaker 1: I always always that's that's the number one Wi Fi.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but you need power.
Speaker 4: You need power for the Wi Fi.
Speaker 1: It's all about the power. That is a nightmare.
Speaker 4: It has been the most stressful week.
Speaker 5: Yesterday we were telling us the final number for the
Speaker 5: like that you need to have in the account for
Speaker 5: the settlement to go through.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was eighty.
Speaker 4: Five thousand dollars more than the number that.
Speaker 9: We were making me.
Speaker 4: And obviously I didn't.
Speaker 5: Have eighty five thousand dollars kicking around.
Speaker 1: That's no bigger on a Wednesday.
Speaker 4: You did eight five. You're not getting it.
Speaker 2: I was going to say these cars yesterday and sold it.
Speaker 4: So I spent all of yesterday like going through all
Speaker 4: the contracts trying.
Speaker 2: To you're going to spent trying to find eighty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars just selling your body on the streets for cash.
Speaker 4: Busy boy, look.
Speaker 2: A mess got back in that sauna way.
Speaker 4: So I figured it out. I was the one to
Speaker 4: figured it out, not anyone else. There was an account.
Speaker 1: The lawyers and accountants didn't see it was a discrepancy.
Speaker 4: No, I had to figure it out.
Speaker 1: Planets and lost the plot.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, because I thought we can't buy the house,
Speaker 5: because obviously I can't just get okay, I was absolutely.
Speaker 4: I was going through it yesterday.
Speaker 5: But now as long as we find out that this
Speaker 5: place exists, then hopefully on Monday, this.
Speaker 2: Is so you've got no energy lined up at the moment.
Speaker 2: It takes some days to sort that out.
Speaker 4: I know, I know we'll be we'll be living like.
Speaker 2: Well you didn't go to Bunnings and get like some
Speaker 2: sort of generators. The neighbors I love you, that running
Speaker 2: twenty four hours a day, and the god.
Speaker 3: Okay, the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: The biggest engagement this radio station has had all week
Speaker 2: has been you kind hearted people, ringing, texting, emailing trying
Speaker 2: to help out Rio and his mystical house that does
Speaker 2: not exist. Issue with the NMI on the meter.
Speaker 5: Yes, thank you so much to everyone who called and
Speaker 5: said you'll find the NMI number on the meter so
Speaker 5: I can do that.
Speaker 4: On Friday at the final inspection. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Now, also somebody saying, this is Stephen, a copy of
Speaker 2: the previous owner's electric bill will be in section thirty two.
Speaker 4: I've got the section thirty two.
Speaker 1: It'll be in there. Apparently it has to be by law.
Speaker 4: I never need Thank you Steven and.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: The person who referred to Rio's Little Boy Rio's Problem.
Speaker 1: A new weekly freature on a Thursday. It's time over
Speaker 1: this week's episode five of Little Boy Rio's Problem. He's
Speaker 1: seeing a doctor.
Speaker 2: It's okay, lots tons of recommendations coming through.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I was just oh that I'm on air.
Speaker 2: I was just readings, just interested in that one as
Speaker 2: gid us to play with tentional show, you know, oh
Speaker 2: is he Okay, that's just reading some person across farms.
Speaker 2: I'll get back to you off tonight. All right, So
Speaker 2: today on the time way stuff. Australian Open Ground passes
Speaker 2: for you and three chums. This summer hits different. Australian
Speaker 2: Open twenty twenty six. Tickets are on sale now. Bakery songs.
Speaker 2: I had two have a word really yesterday when he
Speaker 2: pitched me bread songs. It's like, we're not doing half
Speaker 2: an hour on bread songs, but we are doing an
Speaker 2: afron pep us.
Speaker 1: Names are body parts.
Speaker 2: He's still got a lot to learn, because boy Rio,
Speaker 2: we're doing bakery songs. But first of all, three Killer
Speaker 2: three Killer Bakery facts from killerfactx dot Com. Let's get
Speaker 2: some production on that, please, team, Killer Facts. The idea
Speaker 2: of wishing someone's sweet dreams comes from the English edition.
Speaker 2: I'm keeping up fruit cake under the pillow to have
Speaker 2: a beastful drink.
Speaker 1: Killer Facts.
Speaker 4: Is that what you guys do?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I haven't got a little fruitcake under
Speaker 2: my pillow. David Amber.
Speaker 1: This is David Amber. It's actually Sir.
Speaker 2: David Amber, if you don't mind, Sir David Admer was
Speaker 2: born before the invention of sliced bread. Oh Wow, Killer
Speaker 2: Fact two, Killer Fact three. The cookies the Cookie Monster
Speaker 2: enjoined Sesame Street are.
Speaker 1: Actually painted rice cakes.
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Speaker 8: No, not particularly vanilla slash is my choice of bakery treat.
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Speaker 1: Just want to have fun.
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