Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian No Common Show podcast.
Speaker 2: This week, on the show, we're just asking you innocently
Speaker 2: about how did you break a window?
Speaker 3: And Ron called.
Speaker 4: In young and in the early twenties and appreciated mom
Speaker 4: and dad timing into her own place. And the x
Speaker 4: was decided that she flicked off me and put it
Speaker 4: back through the window and ended uple of reshaped into it.
Speaker 5: It was maybe or lob.
Speaker 3: It's a moment in time we're always going to remember.
Speaker 2: So today, over the last couple of weeks, we've gone
Speaker 2: around various rooms in the house asking for your stories.
Speaker 2: It started with when someone told me a chemist that
Speaker 2: the kitchen is the most dangerous room in the house.
Speaker 2: So we're talking about your kitchen injuries. Then we went
Speaker 2: outside into the garden and sheds and the deck. Now
Speaker 2: we're going back inside and we're going into your bedrooms.
Speaker 3: Now, some of these might just be injuries that just
Speaker 3: happened to happen in that room.
Speaker 6: They can sell on the end of the bed.
Speaker 3: That's right. You could easily slipped on a roller skate
Speaker 3: or something like that.
Speaker 2: Whatever's what's the Let's not judge people how they have fun. Okay,
Speaker 2: roll a girl anyway, that's my business, not yours. What
Speaker 2: goes on in your bedrooms is our business. Now, however,
Speaker 2: some of these may well be related.
Speaker 6: To well, like ron.
Speaker 2: An Act of Congress, so official, thank you, that's the
Speaker 2: Englishman and me, oh, I'm blushing already, cover up your ankles, ladies, there's.
Speaker 3: Too much for me. Keep the roll, sed, yes, keep
Speaker 3: the always. We need a safe word that they can say.
Speaker 2: Congress or mamber number five or ronmber.
Speaker 3: Do we say let's go with that then okay.
Speaker 2: So if you're so, it's just a bedroom injury, just
Speaker 2: an injury, just stayed in the bedroom. Now, if that
Speaker 2: injury was related to the Act of Congress, then just
Speaker 2: simply say you were enjoying some.
Speaker 3: Mamma number five.
Speaker 2: That way, children aren't going to get upset. They're not
Speaker 2: going to go mum. What does Mamber number five mean?
Speaker 2: You just say you introduced them to Lou Bager. No
Speaker 2: child is ever too young, too young to be introduced
Speaker 2: at a great al right, p Lou Bager and everyone's good.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're looking for your stories about bedroom injuries this morning,
Speaker 2: and we are saying, if any of these do happen
Speaker 2: to involve an injury sustained during the Act of Congress
Speaker 2: to just simply swap out the word and put in
Speaker 2: mamber number five. Jack's is very disappointed at the moment
Speaker 2: because none of the stories we're getting so far involved
Speaker 2: mambo number five.
Speaker 6: We got to get one at least before eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: It's Jack's birthday today.
Speaker 2: I think he wants to get his kicks vicariously through
Speaker 2: the corners. Let's not deny him on his birthday. Okay,
Speaker 2: by the way, you did you did you find a babysity?
Speaker 2: My I text you say, my daughter Ruby said she
Speaker 2: would help you out.
Speaker 6: Yes, that was very generous. Dad's going to do it, she.
Speaker 2: Said to me yesterday. What are they going to do
Speaker 2: in the afternoon? Mamber number five.
Speaker 3: Nine four one four.
Speaker 6: We're going out.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right to a lay by. Right, if the
Speaker 7: tessa's a rocking, don't come and knock him. Nine four
Speaker 7: one four one o four three. Let's go into your bedrooms, Paul,
Speaker 7: good morning.
Speaker 8: Good morning, dang happy bought that year, Thank.
Speaker 3: You, Paul, Paul to your bedroom injury.
Speaker 8: Okay, I was having a ball chair of an army
Speaker 8: one night. I don't like spiders. And I jumped out
Speaker 8: of bed and threw my knee out to a point
Speaker 8: where I needed I was doing accupuncture prevent six months.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's still feel still to be
Speaker 2: stayed twenty odd you want because you had a dream
Speaker 2: about some spinders and leapt out about it. This is amazing,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 6: I've heard of shooting up in bed. You have a
Speaker 6: bedroom shoot up in bee like stand up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, doing some sort of gymnastics triple tuck in the air,
Speaker 2: then landing and stacking the landing.
Speaker 8: I really don't like spiders in the country for that.
Speaker 3: All right, Paul, thank you, We see you on the
Speaker 3: time waster.
Speaker 2: It's him and cool we Rob. Oh right, let's go
Speaker 2: to Beth here. Good morning, Beth, Good morning. Here you going,
Speaker 2: I'm good Beth.
Speaker 3: And the bedroom injury so it's no.
Speaker 5: Mumber number five, just to tell you, I jumped out
Speaker 5: of bed one morning for no reason in particular, just
Speaker 5: start jumped and staved off my bed and both every
Speaker 5: bone in my foot.
Speaker 3: This is too cool, so related, who is like this?
Speaker 3: Such abandoned?
Speaker 5: And I find myself at home like there's no reason
Speaker 5: for me to be super happy in the morning. I
Speaker 5: was going to work. I have no idea.
Speaker 6: So you're an adult at this stage.
Speaker 2: This is great, and it's like Christmas Day. Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: starting Christmas Day like that, but suddenly you just got
Speaker 2: to work.
Speaker 3: But then you broke every single bone in your foot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I put all my toes my foot. I
Speaker 5: actually put my shoe on, thinking it was really sore,
Speaker 5: and then hobbled for a little bit and got off
Speaker 5: to I went to the train station and got off
Speaker 5: to at work. And then as I pulled my shoe off,
Speaker 5: this man walked person who was like, you need to
Speaker 5: go to the hospital, and I went, oh, And then
Speaker 5: I went.
Speaker 2: To SAA like bones is falling off the shop publy
Speaker 2: and the foot it is like a sock.
Speaker 3: Beth.
Speaker 2: That is a nightmare. All right, Ben, thank you very much,
Speaker 2: your story mate.
Speaker 3: Have a good day, have a good day, Justin.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Yeah, good morning, everybody happy about that?
Speaker 10: Jack?
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Justin? Lovely, justin, take us into your bedroom.
Speaker 9: Injury again, No, no mamba number five. I'm sorry to
Speaker 9: disappoint you, but about five years ago we were moving house.
Speaker 9: My wife left me alone for a day. If she
Speaker 9: went to celebrate her friend's fortieth birthday, and I was
Speaker 9: doing some tiding up and what she forget, forgot to
Speaker 9: tell me was that she'd spilled her jewelry box in
Speaker 9: the so we had some long carpet in the bedroom,
Speaker 9: so it was absolutely riddled with her ear rings that
Speaker 9: were all facing upwards.
Speaker 11: So I thought, she I thought.
Speaker 9: I cleaned some of them up, but then spent the
Speaker 9: rest of the day impaling the soles of my feet.
Speaker 3: She'll set a man trap.
Speaker 10: It was outrageous.
Speaker 9: Well, the fact I'm calling you today to talk about
Speaker 9: it is I still haven't.
Speaker 6: Gotten over it.
Speaker 2: That sounds agony, all those little sharp sort of studs
Speaker 2: going up into your solder, your foot.
Speaker 9: It was. It was a painful day.
Speaker 12: Shall we say?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, justin thank you very much.
Speaker 9: She cool, Thanks very much, have a great day, guys.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Christine. Good morning.
Speaker 5: Hey, here you go on, Christian morning, Petty and.
Speaker 3: Jack Jack, thank you Christine. Your bedroom injury, well, it.
Speaker 5: Was actually my son's. He was probably about four at
Speaker 5: the time. When we had bunk beds, and my niece
Speaker 5: and nephew were over well, they decided to pull the
Speaker 5: trundle out and top two from the top bunk to
Speaker 5: the bottom bunk and put a bean bag on the
Speaker 5: trundle to land on that the best.
Speaker 6: Of time, jumping off things good, ultimate childhood.
Speaker 2: Let's do what happened jumping off things? You dream of
Speaker 2: those days?
Speaker 5: He went top back by the bank, missed being bag
Speaker 5: and hit the window sill.
Speaker 3: PM the Pymball Wizard.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, unfortunately we were sort of all we who
Speaker 5: was this screen saying I can't say, I can't see
Speaker 5: and turn around and my husband come flying out of
Speaker 5: the bedroom after being on night shift and looked at
Speaker 5: him and just grabbed a towel, shoved it on his
Speaker 5: head and said, get him in the car. Begun at
Speaker 5: the hospital. So yeah, that was the exciting part. We
Speaker 5: got down there as they took the tail off and
Speaker 5: said this, this is big white hole and we thought, oh,
Speaker 5: she said yeah, that's the skull.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, it was wonderful.
Speaker 6: You should have warn us. We wouldn't have diggled.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, guys, you's got to give us a
Speaker 2: skull warning at the start of a call.
Speaker 6: He wouldn't have called him the pinball Wizards.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not stand by that. I still stand by that.
Speaker 2: The doctors would have called him right now, pemble wizard
Speaker 2: in there and fayn and he was fine. So he's fine.
Speaker 2: Then they just squished it back in. Did they put
Speaker 2: some cellotape around it?
Speaker 5: Home? He had sich is internally externally, and I said
Speaker 5: your soul, watch out for concussion. Well we got home
Speaker 5: and he bagging jelly beans. He was happy, and he
Speaker 5: was doing somersaults within the hour over the couch.
Speaker 2: So I think that was part of the sort of
Speaker 2: outpatient treatment. And a bag of jelly beans. And then
Speaker 2: make sure he's doing somersaults within writ down sixty minutes.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I told him that, just watch out for you.
Speaker 5: Katy goes quiet, watch out.
Speaker 2: That's the learning here, all right, Christine, I'm going to
Speaker 2: send you a prize.
Speaker 3: This is brilliant call.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll give you a pair of tickets to go
Speaker 2: to vill Cinemas Gold Class.
Speaker 5: Oh that'd be wonderful.
Speaker 3: Thank you, really funny story, Thank you very much. All right?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one O four three Bedroom injury
Speaker 2: stories and please, it is Jack's birthday. What did it
Speaker 2: killing it to share a few stories about bedroom injuries
Speaker 2: that involve my number five?
Speaker 3: It is his birthday. He's very disappointed at the moment.
Speaker 1: Look, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Give us a call.
Speaker 2: We're looking for your bedroom injury stories. If it was
Speaker 2: sustained during you know what, use the safe word mumbo
Speaker 2: number five.
Speaker 3: This is mumble number fat exactly, Go with Lou. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's go to Steve. Good morning, Good day guys, Happy
Speaker 3: birthday Jack.
Speaker 6: Thanks Steve.
Speaker 3: Steve, take us into the bedroom.
Speaker 11: Yeah. I was standing on the bed to change the
Speaker 11: globe in the ceiling fan, and I asked my wife
Speaker 11: to turn the light on, and instead she turned the
Speaker 11: fan on, knocked me off the bed onto the dresing table,
Speaker 11: where I smashed the glass shelf and fractured them. Cracked
Speaker 11: four ribs.
Speaker 3: Bloody.
Speaker 2: How so what the fans? Spun you around and then out.
Speaker 6: Yep, something out of a cartoons The fan can hold
Speaker 6: aim fully grown man and fling him around.
Speaker 1: The room strong.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, well yes, she actually turned them on to the
Speaker 11: highest setting, so it took off to the pretty quick.
Speaker 3: So was in case? Yes?
Speaker 11: Yeah, well it's the just in taber wasn't I would
Speaker 11: have gone through the wall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, there's got more spin on it than that fan.
Speaker 2: Steve thank you very much. Whymbe we should start a
Speaker 2: new feature called did that really Happen? A Memory of
Speaker 2: Steve's School? Lee, Good morning, Christian, I'm good Lee, and
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving us a cool so your bedroom injury? Yes so,
Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Jack, and.
Speaker 11: You have to be careful place of my birthday in July.
Speaker 11: And the misus thought you trade me into a bit
Speaker 11: of Mombo number five.
Speaker 3: Carry on, end up de ocated my shoulder during umber
Speaker 3: number five.
Speaker 11: During mambo number five.
Speaker 2: Wow, we put the shoulder out agony.
Speaker 11: So I won't get into details, but the Mumbo number one,
Speaker 11: the Mumbo number two, and then by the time we
Speaker 11: got the mumbo number five.
Speaker 3: Made it all the way there. That's that's all. Jack's
Speaker 3: hoping to get at LISTA three today on his birthday.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I don't want to smaller rise.
Speaker 6: Naked.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thanking you, thank you. By the way, how
Speaker 3: did you put your shoulder back?
Speaker 4: Him? Oh?
Speaker 11: I couldn't.
Speaker 1: Actually, I had to call a mate.
Speaker 11: I was sport out on the bed. I had to
Speaker 11: call a maid that live around the corner to come
Speaker 11: around and help do it.
Speaker 10: He couldn't do us.
Speaker 11: I had to go to Arsenal for me naked. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 11: I was just naked on the bed.
Speaker 8: Well, the misters were trying to do what he couldn't
Speaker 8: do it. I thought, jeez, I have to get.
Speaker 4: Someone to help me.
Speaker 11: You got a made around and he couldn't do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, trip Arsenal.
Speaker 3: I think I'd call any of my friends.
Speaker 2: I think actually just die on the bed.
Speaker 3: Yes, Jack, I'm naked. Only got some three out of
Speaker 3: the five and put it back in with me. How
Speaker 3: a brother out.
Speaker 2: This is a basic This is a great call, very
Speaker 2: very good call. We'll send your prize. They thank you
Speaker 2: very much. Made brilliant cool bag back. Let's go to
Speaker 2: Adam here. Good morning, Adam, Good morning Christian. Now I'm
Speaker 2: good Adam. So your story number number five.
Speaker 12: Or yeah, during number number five, you put your nose,
Speaker 12: I broke my nose and the bed what broke first?
Speaker 12: The bed broke first, so you know the old black
Speaker 12: cast iron beds that some people had from that. I
Speaker 12: was in my early twenties with my partner. And the
Speaker 12: bass broke away from the head.
Speaker 6: That's some mumbo.
Speaker 10: Yeah, So the basse breaks away from the head, leaned
Speaker 10: forward the base who's gone down? And my nose goes
Speaker 10: in between the iron.
Speaker 3: And song's going up and down your te inflation. On the.
Speaker 10: Wow we break the nose, partner starts laughing, thinks are hilarious,
Speaker 10: I'm bleeding and end up with another trip to hospital
Speaker 10: based on that one.
Speaker 2: That is incredible, Adam, another classic story. Thank you very
Speaker 2: very much, Giveness the call mate. These have been amazing course,
Speaker 2: thank you well.
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