WEBVTT - MINI: Bedroom Injuries

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian No Common Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>This week, on the show, we're just asking you innocently

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<v Speaker 2>about how did you break a window?

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<v Speaker 3>And Ron called.

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<v Speaker 4>In young and in the early twenties and appreciated mom

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<v Speaker 4>and dad timing into her own place. And the x

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<v Speaker 4>was decided that she flicked off me and put it

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<v Speaker 4>back through the window and ended uple of reshaped into it.

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<v Speaker 5>It was maybe or lob.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a moment in time we're always going to remember.

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<v Speaker 2>So today, over the last couple of weeks, we've gone

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<v Speaker 2>around various rooms in the house asking for your stories.

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<v Speaker 2>It started with when someone told me a chemist that

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<v Speaker 2>the kitchen is the most dangerous room in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're talking about your kitchen injuries. Then we went

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<v Speaker 2>outside into the garden and sheds and the deck. Now

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<v Speaker 2>we're going back inside and we're going into your bedrooms.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, some of these might just be injuries that just

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<v Speaker 3>happened to happen in that room.

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<v Speaker 6>They can sell on the end of the bed.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. You could easily slipped on a roller skate

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<v Speaker 3>or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever's what's the Let's not judge people how they have fun. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>roll a girl anyway, that's my business, not yours. What

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<v Speaker 2>goes on in your bedrooms is our business. Now, however,

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<v Speaker 2>some of these may well be related.

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<v Speaker 6>To well, like ron.

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<v Speaker 2>An Act of Congress, so official, thank you, that's the

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<v Speaker 2>Englishman and me, oh, I'm blushing already, cover up your ankles, ladies, there's.

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<v Speaker 3>Too much for me. Keep the roll, sed, yes, keep

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<v Speaker 3>the always. We need a safe word that they can say.

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<v Speaker 2>Congress or mamber number five or ronmber.

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<v Speaker 3>Do we say let's go with that then okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you're so, it's just a bedroom injury, just

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<v Speaker 2>an injury, just stayed in the bedroom. Now, if that

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<v Speaker 2>injury was related to the Act of Congress, then just

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<v Speaker 2>simply say you were enjoying some.

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<v Speaker 3>Mamma number five.

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<v Speaker 2>That way, children aren't going to get upset. They're not

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<v Speaker 2>going to go mum. What does Mamber number five mean?

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<v Speaker 2>You just say you introduced them to Lou Bager. No

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<v Speaker 2>child is ever too young, too young to be introduced

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<v Speaker 2>at a great al right, p Lou Bager and everyone's good.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We're looking for your stories about bedroom injuries this morning,

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<v Speaker 2>and we are saying, if any of these do happen

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<v Speaker 2>to involve an injury sustained during the Act of Congress

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<v Speaker 2>to just simply swap out the word and put in

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<v Speaker 2>mamber number five. Jack's is very disappointed at the moment

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<v Speaker 2>because none of the stories we're getting so far involved

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<v Speaker 2>mambo number five.

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<v Speaker 6>We got to get one at least before eight o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Jack's birthday today.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he wants to get his kicks vicariously through

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<v Speaker 2>the corners. Let's not deny him on his birthday. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, you did you did you find a babysity?

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<v Speaker 2>My I text you say, my daughter Ruby said she

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<v Speaker 2>would help you out.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, that was very generous. Dad's going to do it, she.

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<v Speaker 2>Said to me yesterday. What are they going to do

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<v Speaker 2>in the afternoon? Mamber number five.

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<v Speaker 3>Nine four one four.

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<v Speaker 6>We're going out.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, that's right to a lay by. Right, if the

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<v Speaker 7>tessa's a rocking, don't come and knock him. Nine four

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<v Speaker 7>one four one o four three. Let's go into your bedrooms, Paul,

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<v Speaker 7>good morning.

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<v Speaker 8>Good morning, dang happy bought that year, Thank.

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<v Speaker 3>You, Paul, Paul to your bedroom injury.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, I was having a ball chair of an army

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<v Speaker 8>one night. I don't like spiders. And I jumped out

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<v Speaker 8>of bed and threw my knee out to a point

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<v Speaker 8>where I needed I was doing accupuncture prevent six months.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's still feel still to be

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<v Speaker 2>stayed twenty odd you want because you had a dream

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<v Speaker 2>about some spinders and leapt out about it. This is amazing,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 6>I've heard of shooting up in bed. You have a

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<v Speaker 6>bedroom shoot up in bee like stand up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, doing some sort of gymnastics triple tuck in the air,

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<v Speaker 2>then landing and stacking the landing.

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<v Speaker 8>I really don't like spiders in the country for that.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Paul, thank you, We see you on the

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<v Speaker 3>time waster.

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<v Speaker 2>It's him and cool we Rob. Oh right, let's go

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<v Speaker 2>to Beth here. Good morning, Beth, Good morning. Here you going,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good Beth.

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<v Speaker 3>And the bedroom injury so it's no.

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<v Speaker 5>Mumber number five, just to tell you, I jumped out

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<v Speaker 5>of bed one morning for no reason in particular, just

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<v Speaker 5>start jumped and staved off my bed and both every

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<v Speaker 5>bone in my foot.

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<v Speaker 3>This is too cool, so related, who is like this?

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<v Speaker 3>Such abandoned?

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<v Speaker 5>And I find myself at home like there's no reason

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<v Speaker 5>for me to be super happy in the morning. I

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<v Speaker 5>was going to work. I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 6>So you're an adult at this stage.

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<v Speaker 2>This is great, and it's like Christmas Day. Yeah, you're

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<v Speaker 2>starting Christmas Day like that, but suddenly you just got

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<v Speaker 2>to work.

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<v Speaker 3>But then you broke every single bone in your foot.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so I put all my toes my foot. I

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<v Speaker 5>actually put my shoe on, thinking it was really sore,

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<v Speaker 5>and then hobbled for a little bit and got off

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<v Speaker 5>to I went to the train station and got off

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<v Speaker 5>to at work. And then as I pulled my shoe off,

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<v Speaker 5>this man walked person who was like, you need to

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<v Speaker 5>go to the hospital, and I went, oh, And then

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<v Speaker 5>I went.

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<v Speaker 2>To SAA like bones is falling off the shop publy

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<v Speaker 2>and the foot it is like a sock.

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<v Speaker 3>Beth.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a nightmare. All right, Ben, thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 2>your story mate.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a good day, have a good day, Justin.

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<v Speaker 9>Good morning, Yeah, good morning, everybody happy about that?

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<v Speaker 10>Jack?

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>Justin? Lovely, justin, take us into your bedroom.

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<v Speaker 9>Injury again, No, no mamba number five. I'm sorry to

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<v Speaker 9>disappoint you, but about five years ago we were moving house.

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<v Speaker 9>My wife left me alone for a day. If she

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<v Speaker 9>went to celebrate her friend's fortieth birthday, and I was

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<v Speaker 9>doing some tiding up and what she forget, forgot to

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<v Speaker 9>tell me was that she'd spilled her jewelry box in

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<v Speaker 9>the so we had some long carpet in the bedroom,

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<v Speaker 9>so it was absolutely riddled with her ear rings that

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<v Speaker 9>were all facing upwards.

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<v Speaker 11>So I thought, she I thought.

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<v Speaker 9>I cleaned some of them up, but then spent the

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<v Speaker 9>rest of the day impaling the soles of my feet.

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<v Speaker 3>She'll set a man trap.

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<v Speaker 10>It was outrageous.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, the fact I'm calling you today to talk about

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<v Speaker 9>it is I still haven't.

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<v Speaker 6>Gotten over it.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds agony, all those little sharp sort of studs

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<v Speaker 2>going up into your solder, your foot.

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<v Speaker 9>It was. It was a painful day.

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<v Speaker 12>Shall we say?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, justin thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 9>She cool, Thanks very much, have a great day, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Christine. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, here you go on, Christian morning, Petty and.

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<v Speaker 3>Jack Jack, thank you Christine. Your bedroom injury, well, it.

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<v Speaker 5>Was actually my son's. He was probably about four at

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<v Speaker 5>the time. When we had bunk beds, and my niece

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<v Speaker 5>and nephew were over well, they decided to pull the

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<v Speaker 5>trundle out and top two from the top bunk to

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<v Speaker 5>the bottom bunk and put a bean bag on the

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<v Speaker 5>trundle to land on that the best.

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<v Speaker 6>Of time, jumping off things good, ultimate childhood.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do what happened jumping off things? You dream of

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<v Speaker 2>those days?

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<v Speaker 5>He went top back by the bank, missed being bag

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<v Speaker 5>and hit the window sill.

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<v Speaker 3>PM the Pymball Wizard.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, yeah, unfortunately we were sort of all we who

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<v Speaker 5>was this screen saying I can't say, I can't see

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<v Speaker 5>and turn around and my husband come flying out of

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<v Speaker 5>the bedroom after being on night shift and looked at

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<v Speaker 5>him and just grabbed a towel, shoved it on his

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<v Speaker 5>head and said, get him in the car. Begun at

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<v Speaker 5>the hospital. So yeah, that was the exciting part. We

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<v Speaker 5>got down there as they took the tail off and

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<v Speaker 5>said this, this is big white hole and we thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>she said yeah, that's the skull.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, yeah, it was wonderful.

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<v Speaker 6>You should have warn us. We wouldn't have diggled.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, come on, guys, you's got to give us a

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<v Speaker 2>skull warning at the start of a call.

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<v Speaker 6>He wouldn't have called him the pinball Wizards.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not stand by that. I still stand by that.

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<v Speaker 2>The doctors would have called him right now, pemble wizard

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<v Speaker 2>in there and fayn and he was fine. So he's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Then they just squished it back in. Did they put

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<v Speaker 2>some cellotape around it?

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<v Speaker 5>Home? He had sich is internally externally, and I said

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<v Speaker 5>your soul, watch out for concussion. Well we got home

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<v Speaker 5>and he bagging jelly beans. He was happy, and he

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<v Speaker 5>was doing somersaults within the hour over the couch.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think that was part of the sort of

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<v Speaker 2>outpatient treatment. And a bag of jelly beans. And then

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<v Speaker 2>make sure he's doing somersaults within writ down sixty minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, I told him that, just watch out for you.

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<v Speaker 5>Katy goes quiet, watch out.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the learning here, all right, Christine, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>send you a prize.

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<v Speaker 3>This is brilliant call.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll give you a pair of tickets to go

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<v Speaker 2>to vill Cinemas Gold Class.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that'd be wonderful.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, really funny story, Thank you very much. All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Nine four one four one O four three Bedroom injury

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<v Speaker 2>stories and please, it is Jack's birthday. What did it

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<v Speaker 2>killing it to share a few stories about bedroom injuries

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<v Speaker 2>that involve my number five?

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<v Speaker 3>It is his birthday. He's very disappointed at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Give us a call.

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<v Speaker 2>We're looking for your bedroom injury stories. If it was

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<v Speaker 2>sustained during you know what, use the safe word mumbo

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<v Speaker 2>number five.

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<v Speaker 3>This is mumble number fat exactly, Go with Lou. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>let's go to Steve. Good morning, Good day guys, Happy

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<v Speaker 3>birthday Jack.

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks Steve.

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<v Speaker 3>Steve, take us into the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah. I was standing on the bed to change the

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<v Speaker 11>globe in the ceiling fan, and I asked my wife

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<v Speaker 11>to turn the light on, and instead she turned the

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<v Speaker 11>fan on, knocked me off the bed onto the dresing table,

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<v Speaker 11>where I smashed the glass shelf and fractured them. Cracked

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<v Speaker 11>four ribs.

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<v Speaker 3>Bloody.

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<v Speaker 2>How so what the fans? Spun you around and then out.

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<v Speaker 6>Yep, something out of a cartoons The fan can hold

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<v Speaker 6>aim fully grown man and fling him around.

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<v Speaker 1>The room strong.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, well yes, she actually turned them on to the

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<v Speaker 11>highest setting, so it took off to the pretty quick.

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<v Speaker 3>So was in case? Yes?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, well it's the just in taber wasn't I would

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<v Speaker 11>have gone through the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, there's got more spin on it than that fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Steve thank you very much. Whymbe we should start a

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<v Speaker 2>new feature called did that really Happen? A Memory of

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<v Speaker 2>Steve's School? Lee, Good morning, Christian, I'm good Lee, and

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanksgiving us a cool so your bedroom injury? Yes so,

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<v Speaker 3>Happy birthday, Jack, and.

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<v Speaker 11>You have to be careful place of my birthday in July.

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<v Speaker 11>And the misus thought you trade me into a bit

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<v Speaker 11>of Mombo number five.

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<v Speaker 3>Carry on, end up de ocated my shoulder during umber

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<v Speaker 3>number five.

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<v Speaker 11>During mambo number five.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, we put the shoulder out agony.

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<v Speaker 11>So I won't get into details, but the Mumbo number one,

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<v Speaker 11>the Mumbo number two, and then by the time we

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<v Speaker 11>got the mumbo number five.

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<v Speaker 3>Made it all the way there. That's that's all. Jack's

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<v Speaker 3>hoping to get at LISTA three today on his birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, I don't want to smaller rise.

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<v Speaker 6>Naked.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, thanking you, thank you. By the way, how

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<v Speaker 3>did you put your shoulder back?

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<v Speaker 4>Him? Oh?

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<v Speaker 11>I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I had to call a mate.

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<v Speaker 11>I was sport out on the bed. I had to

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<v Speaker 11>call a maid that live around the corner to come

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<v Speaker 11>around and help do it.

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<v Speaker 10>He couldn't do us.

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<v Speaker 11>I had to go to Arsenal for me naked. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 11>I was just naked on the bed.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, the misters were trying to do what he couldn't

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<v Speaker 8>do it. I thought, jeez, I have to get.

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<v Speaker 4>Someone to help me.

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<v Speaker 11>You got a made around and he couldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, trip Arsenal.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'd call any of my friends.

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<v Speaker 2>I think actually just die on the bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Jack, I'm naked. Only got some three out of

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<v Speaker 3>the five and put it back in with me. How

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<v Speaker 3>a brother out.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a basic This is a great call, very

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<v Speaker 2>very good call. We'll send your prize. They thank you

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<v Speaker 2>very much. Made brilliant cool bag back. Let's go to

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<v Speaker 2>Adam here. Good morning, Adam, Good morning Christian. Now I'm

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<v Speaker 2>good Adam. So your story number number five.

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<v Speaker 12>Or yeah, during number number five, you put your nose,

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<v Speaker 12>I broke my nose and the bed what broke first?

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<v Speaker 12>The bed broke first, so you know the old black

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<v Speaker 12>cast iron beds that some people had from that. I

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<v Speaker 12>was in my early twenties with my partner. And the

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<v Speaker 12>bass broke away from the head.

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<v Speaker 6>That's some mumbo.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, So the basse breaks away from the head, leaned

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<v Speaker 10>forward the base who's gone down? And my nose goes

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<v Speaker 10>in between the iron.

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<v Speaker 3>And song's going up and down your te inflation. On the.

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<v Speaker 10>Wow we break the nose, partner starts laughing, thinks are hilarious,

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<v Speaker 10>I'm bleeding and end up with another trip to hospital

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<v Speaker 10>based on that one.

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<v Speaker 2>That is incredible, Adam, another classic story. Thank you very

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<v Speaker 2>very much, Giveness the call mate. These have been amazing course,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you well.

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