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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian No Common Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: This week, on the show, we're just asking you innocently

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Speaker 2: about how did you break a window?

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Speaker 3: And Ron called.

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Speaker 4: In young and in the early twenties and appreciated mom

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Speaker 4: and dad timing into her own place. And the x

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Speaker 4: was decided that she flicked off me and put it

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Speaker 4: back through the window and ended uple of reshaped into it.

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Speaker 5: It was maybe or lob.

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Speaker 3: It's a moment in time we're always going to remember.

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Speaker 2: So today, over the last couple of weeks, we've gone

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Speaker 2: around various rooms in the house asking for your stories.

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Speaker 2: It started with when someone told me a chemist that

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Speaker 2: the kitchen is the most dangerous room in the house.

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Speaker 2: So we're talking about your kitchen injuries. Then we went

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Speaker 2: outside into the garden and sheds and the deck. Now

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Speaker 2: we're going back inside and we're going into your bedrooms.

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Speaker 3: Now, some of these might just be injuries that just

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Speaker 3: happened to happen in that room.

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Speaker 6: They can sell on the end of the bed.

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Speaker 3: That's right. You could easily slipped on a roller skate

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Speaker 3: or something like that.

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Speaker 2: Whatever's what's the Let's not judge people how they have fun. Okay,

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Speaker 2: roll a girl anyway, that's my business, not yours. What

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Speaker 2: goes on in your bedrooms is our business. Now, however,

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Speaker 2: some of these may well be related.

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Speaker 6: To well, like ron.

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Speaker 2: An Act of Congress, so official, thank you, that's the

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Speaker 2: Englishman and me, oh, I'm blushing already, cover up your ankles, ladies, there's.

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Speaker 3: Too much for me. Keep the roll, sed, yes, keep

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Speaker 3: the always. We need a safe word that they can say.

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Speaker 2: Congress or mamber number five or ronmber.

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Speaker 3: Do we say let's go with that then okay.

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Speaker 2: So if you're so, it's just a bedroom injury, just

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Speaker 2: an injury, just stayed in the bedroom. Now, if that

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Speaker 2: injury was related to the Act of Congress, then just

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Speaker 2: simply say you were enjoying some.

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Speaker 3: Mamma number five.

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Speaker 2: That way, children aren't going to get upset. They're not

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Speaker 2: going to go mum. What does Mamber number five mean?

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Speaker 2: You just say you introduced them to Lou Bager. No

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Speaker 2: child is ever too young, too young to be introduced

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Speaker 2: at a great al right, p Lou Bager and everyone's good.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're looking for your stories about bedroom injuries this morning,

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Speaker 2: and we are saying, if any of these do happen

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Speaker 2: to involve an injury sustained during the Act of Congress

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Speaker 2: to just simply swap out the word and put in

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Speaker 2: mamber number five. Jack's is very disappointed at the moment

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Speaker 2: because none of the stories we're getting so far involved

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Speaker 2: mambo number five.

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Speaker 6: We got to get one at least before eight o'clock.

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Speaker 3: It's Jack's birthday today.

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Speaker 2: I think he wants to get his kicks vicariously through

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Speaker 2: the corners. Let's not deny him on his birthday. Okay,

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Speaker 2: by the way, you did you did you find a babysity?

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Speaker 2: My I text you say, my daughter Ruby said she

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Speaker 6: Yes, that was very generous. Dad's going to do it, she.

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Speaker 2: Said to me yesterday. What are they going to do

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Speaker 2: in the afternoon? Mamber number five.

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Speaker 3: Nine four one four.

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Speaker 6: We're going out.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right to a lay by. Right, if the

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Speaker 7: tessa's a rocking, don't come and knock him. Nine four

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Speaker 7: one four one o four three. Let's go into your bedrooms, Paul,

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Speaker 7: good morning.

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Speaker 8: Good morning, dang happy bought that year, Thank.

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Speaker 3: You, Paul, Paul to your bedroom injury.

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Speaker 8: Okay, I was having a ball chair of an army

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Speaker 8: one night. I don't like spiders. And I jumped out

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's still feel still to be

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Speaker 2: about some spinders and leapt out about it. This is amazing,

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Speaker 6: I've heard of shooting up in bed. You have a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, doing some sort of gymnastics triple tuck in the air,

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Speaker 8: I really don't like spiders in the country for that.

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Speaker 3: time waster.

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Speaker 2: It's him and cool we Rob. Oh right, let's go

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Speaker 2: to Beth here. Good morning, Beth, Good morning. Here you going,

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Speaker 3: And the bedroom injury so it's no.

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Speaker 5: Mumber number five, just to tell you, I jumped out

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Speaker 5: of bed one morning for no reason in particular, just

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Speaker 3: This is too cool, so related, who is like this?

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Speaker 5: And I find myself at home like there's no reason

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Speaker 6: So you're an adult at this stage.

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Speaker 2: This is great, and it's like Christmas Day. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 2: starting Christmas Day like that, but suddenly you just got

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Speaker 3: But then you broke every single bone in your foot.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so I put all my toes my foot. I

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Speaker 2: To SAA like bones is falling off the shop publy

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Speaker 2: and the foot it is like a sock.

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Speaker 3: Beth.

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Speaker 2: That is a nightmare. All right, Ben, thank you very much,

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Speaker 2: your story mate.

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Speaker 3: Have a good day, have a good day, Justin.

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Speaker 9: Good morning, Yeah, good morning, everybody happy about that?

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Speaker 10: Jack?

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Speaker 6: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: Justin? Lovely, justin, take us into your bedroom.

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Speaker 9: Injury again, No, no mamba number five. I'm sorry to

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Speaker 9: disappoint you, but about five years ago we were moving house.

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Speaker 9: My wife left me alone for a day. If she

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Speaker 9: went to celebrate her friend's fortieth birthday, and I was

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Speaker 9: doing some tiding up and what she forget, forgot to

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Speaker 9: the so we had some long carpet in the bedroom,

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Speaker 9: so it was absolutely riddled with her ear rings that

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Speaker 9: were all facing upwards.

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Speaker 11: So I thought, she I thought.

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Speaker 9: I cleaned some of them up, but then spent the

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Speaker 3: She'll set a man trap.

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Speaker 10: It was outrageous.

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Speaker 9: Well, the fact I'm calling you today to talk about

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Speaker 9: it is I still haven't.

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Speaker 6: Gotten over it.

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Speaker 2: That sounds agony, all those little sharp sort of studs

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Speaker 2: going up into your solder, your foot.

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Speaker 9: It was. It was a painful day.

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Speaker 12: Shall we say?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, justin thank you very much.

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Speaker 9: She cool, Thanks very much, have a great day, guys.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Christine. Good morning.

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Speaker 5: Hey, here you go on, Christian morning, Petty and.

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Speaker 3: Jack Jack, thank you Christine. Your bedroom injury, well, it.

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Speaker 5: Was actually my son's. He was probably about four at

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Speaker 5: the time. When we had bunk beds, and my niece

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Speaker 6: Of time, jumping off things good, ultimate childhood.

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Speaker 2: Let's do what happened jumping off things? You dream of

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Speaker 2: those days?

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Speaker 5: He went top back by the bank, missed being bag

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Speaker 5: and hit the window sill.

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Speaker 3: PM the Pymball Wizard.

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, unfortunately we were sort of all we who

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Speaker 5: was this screen saying I can't say, I can't see

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Speaker 5: him and just grabbed a towel, shoved it on his

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Speaker 5: the hospital. So yeah, that was the exciting part. We

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Speaker 5: said this, this is big white hole and we thought, oh,

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Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, it was wonderful.

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Speaker 6: You should have warn us. We wouldn't have diggled.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, guys, you's got to give us a

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Speaker 2: skull warning at the start of a call.

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Speaker 6: He wouldn't have called him the pinball Wizards.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not stand by that. I still stand by that.

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Speaker 2: The doctors would have called him right now, pemble wizard

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Speaker 2: Then they just squished it back in. Did they put

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Speaker 2: some cellotape around it?

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Speaker 5: Home? He had sich is internally externally, and I said

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Speaker 5: your soul, watch out for concussion. Well we got home

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Speaker 5: and he bagging jelly beans. He was happy, and he

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Speaker 2: So I think that was part of the sort of

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Speaker 2: outpatient treatment. And a bag of jelly beans. And then

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Speaker 2: make sure he's doing somersaults within writ down sixty minutes.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, I told him that, just watch out for you.

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Speaker 5: Katy goes quiet, watch out.

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Speaker 2: That's the learning here, all right, Christine, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: send you a prize.

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Speaker 3: This is brilliant call.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll give you a pair of tickets to go

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Speaker 2: to vill Cinemas Gold Class.

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Speaker 5: Oh that'd be wonderful.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, really funny story, Thank you very much. All right?

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Speaker 2: Nine four one four one O four three Bedroom injury

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Speaker 2: stories and please, it is Jack's birthday. What did it

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Speaker 2: killing it to share a few stories about bedroom injuries

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Speaker 2: that involve my number five?

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Speaker 3: It is his birthday. He's very disappointed at the moment.

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Speaker 1: Look, Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Give us a call.

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Speaker 2: We're looking for your bedroom injury stories. If it was

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Speaker 2: sustained during you know what, use the safe word mumbo

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Speaker 2: number five.

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Speaker 3: This is mumble number fat exactly, Go with Lou. Okay,

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Speaker 3: let's go to Steve. Good morning, Good day guys, Happy

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Speaker 3: birthday Jack.

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Speaker 6: Thanks Steve.

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Speaker 3: Steve, take us into the bedroom.

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Speaker 11: Yeah. I was standing on the bed to change the

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Speaker 3: Bloody.

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Speaker 2: How so what the fans? Spun you around and then out.

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Speaker 6: Yep, something out of a cartoons The fan can hold

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Speaker 1: The room strong.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, there's got more spin on it than that fan.

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Speaker 2: Steve thank you very much. Whymbe we should start a

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Speaker 2: new feature called did that really Happen? A Memory of

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Speaker 2: Steve's School? Lee, Good morning, Christian, I'm good Lee, and

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Speaker 2: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Thanksgiving us a cool so your bedroom injury? Yes so,

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Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Jack, and.

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Speaker 11: You have to be careful place of my birthday in July.

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Speaker 11: And the misus thought you trade me into a bit

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Speaker 11: of Mombo number five.

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Speaker 3: Carry on, end up de ocated my shoulder during umber

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Speaker 3: number five.

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Speaker 11: During mambo number five.

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Speaker 2: Wow, we put the shoulder out agony.

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Speaker 11: So I won't get into details, but the Mumbo number one,

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Speaker 11: the Mumbo number two, and then by the time we

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Speaker 11: got the mumbo number five.

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Speaker 3: Made it all the way there. That's that's all. Jack's

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Speaker 3: hoping to get at LISTA three today on his birthday.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, I don't want to smaller rise.

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Speaker 6: Naked.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, thanking you, thank you. By the way, how

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Speaker 4: Him? Oh?

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Speaker 11: I couldn't.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I had to call a mate.

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Speaker 11: I was sport out on the bed. I had to

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Speaker 10: He couldn't do us.

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Speaker 11: I had to go to Arsenal for me naked. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 11: I was just naked on the bed.

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Speaker 8: Well, the misters were trying to do what he couldn't

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Speaker 8: do it. I thought, jeez, I have to get.

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Speaker 4: Someone to help me.

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Speaker 11: You got a made around and he couldn't do it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, trip Arsenal.

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Speaker 3: I think I'd call any of my friends.

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Speaker 2: I think actually just die on the bed.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Jack, I'm naked. Only got some three out of

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Speaker 3: the five and put it back in with me. How

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Speaker 3: a brother out.

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Speaker 2: This is a basic This is a great call, very

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Speaker 2: very good call. We'll send your prize. They thank you

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Speaker 2: very much. Made brilliant cool bag back. Let's go to

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Speaker 2: Adam here. Good morning, Adam, Good morning Christian. Now I'm

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Speaker 2: good Adam. So your story number number five.

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Speaker 12: Or yeah, during number number five, you put your nose,

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Speaker 12: I broke my nose and the bed what broke first?

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Speaker 12: The bed broke first, so you know the old black

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Speaker 12: cast iron beds that some people had from that. I

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Speaker 12: was in my early twenties with my partner. And the

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Speaker 12: bass broke away from the head.

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Speaker 6: That's some mumbo.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, So the basse breaks away from the head, leaned

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Speaker 10: forward the base who's gone down? And my nose goes

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Speaker 10: in between the iron.

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Speaker 3: And song's going up and down your te inflation. On the.

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Speaker 10: Wow we break the nose, partner starts laughing, thinks are hilarious,

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Speaker 10: I'm bleeding and end up with another trip to hospital

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Speaker 10: based on that one.

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Speaker 2: That is incredible, Adam, another classic story. Thank you very

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Speaker 2: very much, Giveness the call mate. These have been amazing course,

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Speaker 2: thank you well.

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