WEBVTT - #126: Lot of Smut Talk 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:03.120 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:04.440 Would you like to try vape? 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:06.320 Why would you take up something that is going to 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:07.520 be addictive and expensive? 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:08.399 I think that people. 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:08.879 I'll tell you what. 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.120 Yeah, because you're young and stupid. 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:13.960 Some things make more sense than others. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.159 You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.280 I just don't know. How can you figure that's going 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:20.880 to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:23.160 No, you know, I had it in the car on 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:24.599 the way home and I didn't have a spood, so 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:25.960 I was like an hour a dillo trying to get 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:29.680 ants out of a hole. I bless yourself for the 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:33.320 rude shocks of young adults. Food bean fingered as an 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:34.239 awful sensation. 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:37.160 You haven't been thinking about the right person. 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:43.360 Goodness, may this is just still to play a couple 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:44.040 of mitches. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:45.720 Hi, it's Jenna. 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:48.519 Please don't forget to include my name in the opener 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:49.199 this season. 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:54.400 Sorry? Now he is Mitch Julie and Mitchell Koo. 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:59.600 Hello Mitchell, Oh, hello darling. It's always weird saying hello 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:01.160 with if we haven't just been talking for an hour 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:01.880 before recording. 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:04.320 Yeah, actually, do you think anyone ever listens and goes oh, 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:05.800 they've just walked in and sat down. 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:07.440 No, I just find it weird. I don't know how 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:08.320 to undo this habit. 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:10.280 How will we start the show. 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:12.160 Instead of saying hello to me, you say hello to 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:15.240 our dear listener, Hello, darling, thanks for joining it. 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:18.680 Oh that's a good call. Hello, welcome Yeah. 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:20.360 Or even single it out. Don't even say all, just 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:23.920 say hello you welcome back. I think most people listen 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:25.399 to podcasts alone, don't they. 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:28.040 Yeah, oh god yeah. I couldn't listen to what Hayden 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.000 listens to, and he couldn't listen to what I listened to. 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:32.880 I remember someone saying to me the other day, someone 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:35.440 recognized me and said that they got hooked on our 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:37.800 podcast because one of their best friends kept playing it 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:40.200 out loud whenever she's having a shower. No, and she 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:42.360 just kept eavesdropping on what was coming from the bathroom. 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:44.240 And I'm like, who the fuck listens to a podcast 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:45.399 in the shower. You'd missed so much. 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:46.960 It's not a group. I listened to podcasts in the 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:49.800 shower every morning out loud. Yeah. I even bought one 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:51.480 of those terrible miss A lot. 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:53.120 Of what they're saying over the water in your ears that's. 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:55.240 What I said. I just bought a terrible bluetooth speaker 0:01:55.280 --> 0:01:57.040 from Amazon, one of the gir that you go in 0:01:57.040 --> 0:02:00.000 the shower the Bluetooth device is connected. Oh yeah, successful, 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:02.520 And I have that a waterproof one of the shower 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:04.880 and I listen every morning to listen to a drag 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:06.880 race podcast. I got a news podcast's Evan. 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:09.120 Well, I hope you weren't doing that during the drought, 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:10.720 and I wonder there was no type of water left 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:13.120 in born gamber name Now I turn it off one 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:13.919 for forty minutes. 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:15.720 No, no, no, But when I blow dry my hair, 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:17.240 I've got to stop it at such a pain because 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:19.000 the volume of the blow drove is too loud. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:20.680 And I Melia whacked the airports in. 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:22.240 It's a lot, it's a lot. 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:24.080 It is that. It's well problems, of course. 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:26.080 Well, thank you for listening to the show. You and 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:27.959 I know you probably think you he's talking to everyone. 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:28.720 Now I'm talking to you. 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:31.480 Yeah, you darling. That habit's gorgeous, by the way, it's. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:34.040 So nail wearing. Santau. 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:37.160 Yeah, I thought I smelled something. Really, Is that your. 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:40.160 Price Keeper, jenniferhaps Yeah, yeah, that couldn't be what do 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:41.840 you wage And I'd say GEMI. 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:43.560 Learno it's perfume? Chemist warehouse? 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:48.640 Is that Chilly craft Forever? That's my favorite? 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:55.440 Is that Patty Newton toilet spray? 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:56.440 Oh my god? 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:58.600 What do you reckon? Carry? Ann's Fagan would smell like, 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:05.680 oh peace, dog shit, cat piss, thrice cornsed like freshly 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:06.720 mown grass. 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:08.040 Just the combination of it all. 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:13.880 Bromwin Bishops would just just be helicopter h What do 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:15.760 you actually wear, Janet? Because you you have a signature 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.560 smell do I? Yeah, you smell clean all the time. 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:20.280 Oh, I just wear deodorant. 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:21.440 Do you not wear perfume? 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:22.480 It gives me a headache? 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:25.280 Have you got a headache being around me? Because I 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:25.560 love it? 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:26.520 Yeah? I spray it on. 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:29.720 No, I'm fine if I'm next to somebody who has 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:29.960 it on. 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:31.120 It's just when it's near it. 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:31.560 Yeah. 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:31.839 Yeah. 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:33.760 What's your signature fragrance? Mitch? 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:35.360 I feel like I done got two at the moment. 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:38.080 It's adult chain of barner. I've got one that's slightly 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:40.080 fem and one in the exact same mange that's a 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:41.720 bit more mask. So it depends how I'm feeling on 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:47.040 the day. What are you in today the mask one, Oh. 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:46.760 Wouldn't have picked that. 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:51.040 Can't your tail come with brute masculine energy? Today? 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:56.000 I have two as well. It's very boring. I went 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:57.840 to the there's like this fancy place in Bondai that 0:03:57.840 --> 0:03:59.000 you go and they make it for you on the 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:02.360 spot and put your name on the label Le Labo. 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:05.040 It's all very fancy. Anyway, I'm like, oh, I want 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:08.040 Santaal thirty three, which is like their signature fragrance. And 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:10.360 this woman shopping went, oh, Darling, you don't want Santa 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:13.280 thirty three. Everyone wears Santail thirty three. I'm from Brisbane 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:16.120 and even Brisbane wear Santail thirty three and shamed me. 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:17.280 But I wanted it so bored. 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:18.560 I want to know what it smells like now, because 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:22.520 sometimes I do smell like just a generic gay scent. 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:24.520 No, like maybe this is it? 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:25.120 Yeah? 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:26.960 Like sometimes then when I'm out and about it, I'm like, 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:29.760 there it is again, like the go to gay perfume. 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:31.400 You sure it's not just come on the back of 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:32.479 the neck. But they didn't get off. 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:34.159 No, I know what that smells like. 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:36.640 Okay, smell my wrist because I've just come from home 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:38.239 or I've showered, I've just sprayed. 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:41.080 Can I smell? 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:43.720 No, that one's more distinctly you. I associate that with you. 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:46.279 Not every generic gay, not every genera. 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:49.080 No, that one's mitch cheery, just my brand of generic gay. 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:51.479 No, that one, I clearly associate that with you. 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:54.919 Oh yeah, quite sweet. It's the same. I smell my 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:58.160 mum's perfume instantly and like get an oh mum. 0:04:58.240 --> 0:05:01.040 Yeah, yeah, I'd associated with my You know how you 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:04.440 said smelling like calm? Have you smelled Lady gagas now 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:05.919 discontinued perfume fame? 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:06.560 Oh? 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:08.599 Yes, Oh that came in like the egg. It was 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:09.200 like purple. 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:12.520 It was black black. I remember it was black fluid. 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:13.719 But when it sprayed it was clear. 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:16.279 Why do you bring up calm around that? 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:19.280 Because apparently she wanted it to smell like calm and blood? 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:20.600 What ah my? 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:24.600 And I remember once I sprayed it and this guy 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:26.159 I was dating at the time goes, oh, that is 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:28.839 a very potent after sex smell. I was like, the 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:31.560 fuck kind of sexy? You haven't brot it smells like 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:34.480 semen and blood. Oh jesus, I'll bring it in next 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:35.719 week if you want to give it a w you 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:38.480 still have some Yes, you could put that up on eBay. 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:40.160 I would never make some money. 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:40.800 I would never. 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.960 It's probably at one backshelf of a chemist warehouse. 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:46.440 In you know, you think you'd think, No, it's hard 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:48.160 to come by. There's already people selling on an ebak. 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:50.000 Go look up, Lady Gaga Fame on ebag. I bet 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:53.480 it's cost in a bomb apparently, like the worst fragrance ever. 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:55.360 This is what I've been told, Like the worst women's 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:58.080 fagrance is that fourteen dollars one from chemists warehouse called 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:00.520 Angel that one. 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:05.040 Yeah, oh, Lady Guga, Fame brand new in box Jesus 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:07.800 three hundred and fifty two hundred and sixty nine. Funny, 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:08.719 you're going to steal. 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:10.440 It if I bring it in next week, aren't you. 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:12.160 Now we'll try and fold it off on eBay. 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:14.919 Perhaps Jenna's nodding her head, burden fucking calm. 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:18.240 That's that's a combination. I recommend it. 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:20.120 I'm not only one's perfumes. 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:22.760 But I'm so speaking of which can I just say, 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:27.039 coming up in this episode, coming stilt it? 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:27.160 No? 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:30.880 What can I say on the way A short time 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:33.919 on the way on it? It's man, I'm going to 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:35.960 be revealing something about Jenna's pass you might not know 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:36.480 about her. 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:41.120 Oh. Also on the show, my little chat with Billy 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:42.120 Eichner from Bros. 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:44.840 Bro Yes than you gay Romcom. We'll chat more about 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:45.360 that later too. 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:46.800 Yeah, Mitch, you and I were at the premiere. It 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:48.040 was very fun, very cute. 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:50.000 Can you not blow your load early? For Fox's sake? 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:51.200 I said, we'll chat about it later. 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:53.520 Sorry, a bit premature. We'll get to that in a 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:55.040 little bit. We're just going to edge you. 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:58.760 In mitches quickie out perfectly. 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:02.800 We're disgusting, but I cut it short here. Also, if 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:04.560 it is your first time listening, welcome everyone. It's Is 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:06.359 it just me? Every week we start the show the 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:09.000 same two? Is it just means we call them igems 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:11.840 something we have noticed, something that we hate or something 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:13.880 that we appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know. 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:15.680 Mitch's all right? Should we start the show? 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:15.960 Yeah? 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:16.280 We better? 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:17.720 You want to go first? Or shall I? 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:20.480 Yeah? I can kick things. Let's go for it. Thank you, Bradley. 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:23.480 Is it just me? 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:29.680 Would your life be absolutely destroyed if Google Chrome didn't 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:31.120 remember your pathwords for you? 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:32.400 Absolutely? 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:35.800 I'm not a Chrome boy. I'm a Safari. I'm staunched Safari. 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:36.480 Yeah. 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:38.840 I like the ecosystem of Apple. Like you open a 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:40.480 tab on your laptop and it's there on your phone. 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:43.440 Oh no, I hate that. I a million tabs open 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:45.640 on my phone. I want my deathtop to be tidy, okay, 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:46.760 and I'm not cluttered at all. 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:48.480 I get it. But I don't like the interface of 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:51.080 Chrome like it feels androidy. I don't like androids. 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:53.960 It does not feel Android Chrome much better. 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:55.640 To be fair, this was way back when I had 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:58.239 adl XPS ten years ago, so maybe it's changed. 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:00.720 So what do you do your pathwords on Safari? 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:03.000 Yeah? App the Apple key chain, like they're all in 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:04.920 my face ID and they're all locked away somewhere. 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:07.120 Yeah there, it still applies to that. Wouldn't you be 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:08.680 absolutely fucked if you didn't have that? 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:10.520 Oh my god, I would be hacked if I didn't 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:10.760 have one. 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:13.840 Asks me for a password. I don't actually try and 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:15.320 remember it. I just go and look on crime because 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:17.480 I've got no idea what it is. I used to 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:19.360 be good at remembering them, but god no. 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:20.920 Now I don't. I do have one. We probably shouldn't 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:24.080 even be discussing this sensitive information. But I recently changed 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:26.440 because hatenm was hacked. I spoke about it on the show. Yeah, yeah, 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:29.120 I recently went through and changed all my passwords. I've 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:31.840 got like six different really strong passwords. Now, so what 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:32.920 Chrome saves it all? 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:34.040 And then auto feels it? 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:36.040 But wait, then you need a password to access that, 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:36.440 don't you. 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:38.600 Well, yeah, but you only have to remember one password. 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:40.760 I get it, I get it right, But no, I am. 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:42.560 I've got a formula that I follow. I won't give 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:45.400 too much away, but basically, I pick three letters based 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:46.920 off whatever I'm obsessed with at the time, and then 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:48.760 I put a couple of numbers after, because you know 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:50.680 how you need numbers as well half the time, Like, 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:53.240 for example, if I'm obsessed with Beyonce, the password might 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.640 be b Y capital C and then a couple of numbers. 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:56.640 Ah. 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:59.160 And then when I'm actually trying to remember a password, 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:02.040 I'm trying to log on my APES health insurance port 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.120 and I'm like, shit, what was I obsessed with at 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:07.920 the time, Troyavan TSV sixty nine, What was it? No, No, 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:09.720 it's not that I have to think back to what 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:10.920 I was obsessed with at the time. 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:14.240 My god, I always had my birthday in it, which 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:17.000 was really dumb, absolutely dumb. 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:19.480 Oh, Jenna just had to log me onto the work 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.000 Wi Fi using her login and she goes, oh, the 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:24.319 passwords just and she told me, And I was like, Jenna, 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:26.120 anyone could guess that that is the easiest part of 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:26.600 it ever. 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:27.400 For your. 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:34.520 Yes homicide too nice yes exclamation mark. 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:38.200 Oh no, I like Jenna, that is so easy to guess. 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:39.920 She just puts a question mark so in case the 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:41.840 cops ever find it. She goes, no, it was a question. 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:45.640 I was asking Google pathetically, let me do it. You 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:49.640 know what, is it just me on the fine or 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:53.839 we almost passed the era of passwords? You mean, well, 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:56.240 I guess we probably don't need them anymore. Like we've 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:59.000 got fingerprints and eyes, like we log into our phones. 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:00.960 We used to have password. Now we have our face 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:05.840 and our fingers, So why surely all laptops and phones 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:09.320 all have some form of scanner, So surely passwords are 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:09.880 on their way out. 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:11.880 No, I don't think we're going to take any steps back. 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:16.800 In fact, they're making it harder. Two factor authentication does 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:18.959 my head in. It's like, oh, we emailed you a code, 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:19.640 and I'm like, what for? 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:21.640 Yeah, who cares? What about this? 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:21.719 For? 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:24.800 Mega identify all the traffic lights, and you identify one 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:26.600 traffic light, but then there's a little bit of like 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:28.320 the top of the traffic light in the next square, 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:30.360 and you go, well, is that technically the traffic light? 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:31.920 Yes? I hate it now. 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:33.679 I also Google Authenticter. 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:34.760 Have you had to use it? 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:36.440 Oh, you've got to use a third party app? 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:37.840 Yeah, it's with all the codes in it. 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:40.559 It's fourteen sixty nine twelve. It feels like I'm on 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:41.120 the price. 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:43.120 Is right, only got like ten seconds to take it out. 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:45.840 That's kind of handy though, because when I was overseas 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:48.840 months I couldn't get onto my Facebook because it was 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:51.760 sending a text with six digit code to my number, 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:53.839 and obviously I was overseas I wasn't using that number, 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:55.920 so I couldn't go on Facebook for a whole month. 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:56.640 It was atrocious. 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:58.080 Oh so if I had the app, it. 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:00.520 Would have been helpful, But like, that's one instant. Day 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:02.240 to day it's very annoying. Have you to use that 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:04.040 stupid Google Authenticator app? 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:05.800 You know what else? I got recently, a brand new one. 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:08.720 They're inventive. It was a puzzle, and then they gave 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:11.000 you the piece, and then you had to finish the puzzle. 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:13.200 I know, and then I haven't got the steadiest hands, 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:14.920 so I fucked the puzzle. I was like, oh, no, 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:17.360 they think I'm a rover. I'm just like I can't 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:18.880 even get in. How the heck are going to get in? 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:21.360 Yeah? They have good point, and all we want to 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:23.800 do is fucking transfer three dollars to my savings. Out 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:24.320 of my savings. 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.440 Now. Oh when I was paying you for dinner last 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:28.480 night and it's like, oh, here's the digit net code 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:30.760 and I was like, why, I won't. 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:32.160 Beam it, It'll be easy. So he beamed me and 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:33.760 then it was denied. 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:34.960 I thought Mitch was a scammer. 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:35.160 Thought. 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.000 I was like, we want to keep your account safe. 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:39.400 It was forty one dollars and they're like, yeah. 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:40.440 I think you're fine. It was eighty two. 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:44.640 I met Oh, yeah, I'm at Mitch's friend house on fire. Hello. Really, 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.280 I think he's thirsting from the right Mitch now or 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:49.840 I'm going to say what what I'm just saying. The 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:51.800 pizza wasn't that good and he was salivating, so I 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:52.440 must have been me. 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:54.679 That's all I'm saying, you're employing my plus one was 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:58.560 lasting after you? Perhaps perhaps, oh, get a grip. 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:00.199 I'm sure. 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:02.920 Plenty a grip. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:08.320 Sorry, that was so cheap, good cop. All right, We're ready. 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:12.800 That's called Bradley in hurry Bradley? 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:18.839 Is it just me? Are you getting more and more 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:22.679 tempted to click on the ads that play before pornography? 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:26.240 I'm this close to playing the porn twenty nineteen hit 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:28.080 game Twink Bros. 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:30.280 No, that's the weird ones that you get when it's 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:33.160 like a virtual sex game and it's almost like the seemings, 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:35.600 but they fuck I thought I interpret from the trailer. 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:37.600 I usually skip up to five cents. Oh my god, 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:40.440 the ads that play before pawn like. I'm only on Pornhub, 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:41.319 pornhab slash gay. 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:44.040 Let me be very clear, really, yeah, Pornhub does nothing 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:45.680 for me anymore. No, I'm back in. 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:48.200 My Pornhub era. I tried you porn or and one 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:50.000 of the other ones that you suggested, what is it called. 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:53.160 We now thisviit dot com this view because that was 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:56.520 after Tumbler and pornhub both wiped all of their good 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:58.959 amateur content and so you had to have a blue 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:00.640 tick to upload the porn hub and I'm like, I 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:02.520 don't want to see iMac quality porn. 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:03.439 Good point. 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:05.199 I like the amateur shit and this bit is full 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:05.440 of it. 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:07.319 I once clicked on a video that I thought was 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:11.400 intriguing your pornhub and it was in a virtual reality what. 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:15.960 Yes, oh like animated like the Lion King live action reymte. 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:20.080 Yeah, the porn It was the voice of the Twink, 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:24.040 no of the pig. It was well, definitely was a 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:26.880 big it was it was like built for a VR headset, 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:31.040 so it was ultra ultra ultra widescreen ridiculous. Anyway, that's besides, 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:33.720 so you got your VR set out, it wasn't charged. 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:36.040 I went, she went Never the ads? What else have 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:36.520 you got? 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:37.080 Like? 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:38.320 What other ads do you get? 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:41.520 I always get this one that says want a masterbeat, 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:44.200 but don't have a partner? Yes, And I'm like, isn't 0:13:44.200 --> 0:13:46.320 that the point of and usually you do that alone? Done? 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:46.560 Yes? 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:47.880 Or I get one of these I can't remember what 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:50.200 the ads for, but it's like jerk mate or something, Yes. 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:51.520 Jerk mat dot com or and it's. 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:54.200 Like you basically just go on a eagle and find 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:56.240 someone else and just watch it together on screen Share 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:57.400 and I'm like, wall you want to do that? 0:13:57.520 --> 0:13:59.360 I'm going to quickly go to pornhub and I'm going 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:01.360 to just see what I. 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:02.000 I don't think that's going to work on the work 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:03.960 Wi fi to go on your five G. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:08.320 I'm on five G. Okay, good slash gay? 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:10.960 Are you impatient and would like to go to the 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:11.720 final mission? 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:16.320 What and penetrate him immediately without four play? 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:19.320 No, this is already five seconds. I would scheme. 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:19.960 You are the boss. 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:24.560 See what's the game with the biggest worldwide multiplayer game 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:25.120 ever made? 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:26.240 No, I don't want to. 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:30.000 I'm very confused. Why do I penetrate a mission? 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:32.400 Do you think it's because I like play PlayStation and 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:34.880 Nintendo Switch and the algorithm knows that I play games? 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:35.880 Or do you get the game to? 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:36.240 Oh? 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:37.720 I get the games? Let me go on. I'm going 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:38.600 on this fid dot com. 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:40.160 It's Mitch's favorite. 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:42.600 This is one that just came up on the homepage. 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:44.720 It's this one that was recently uploaded. It's called close 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:45.680 Up Penis Pumping. 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:53.880 Oh, welcome to the only real gay sex game of 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:57.880 twenty nine. You can create what virtuals? 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:02.040