Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 3: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 3: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're young and stupid.
Speaker 1: Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 1: No, you know, I had it in the car on
Speaker 1: the way home and I didn't have a spood, so
Speaker 1: I was like an hour a dillo trying to get
Speaker 1: ants out of a hole. I bless yourself for the
Speaker 1: rude shocks of young adults. Food bean fingered as an
Speaker 1: awful sensation.
Speaker 2: You haven't been thinking about the right person.
Speaker 1: Goodness, may this is just still to play a couple
Speaker 1: of mitches.
Speaker 4: Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 5: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 5: this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry? Now he is Mitch Julie and Mitchell Koo.
Speaker 2: Hello Mitchell, Oh, hello darling. It's always weird saying hello
Speaker 2: with if we haven't just been talking for an hour
Speaker 2: before recording.
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually, do you think anyone ever listens and goes oh,
Speaker 1: they've just walked in and sat down.
Speaker 2: No, I just find it weird. I don't know how
Speaker 2: to undo this habit.
Speaker 1: How will we start the show.
Speaker 2: Instead of saying hello to me, you say hello to
Speaker 2: our dear listener, Hello, darling, thanks for joining it.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good call. Hello, welcome Yeah.
Speaker 2: Or even single it out. Don't even say all, just
Speaker 2: say hello you welcome back. I think most people listen
Speaker 2: to podcasts alone, don't they.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god yeah. I couldn't listen to what Hayden
Speaker 1: listens to, and he couldn't listen to what I listened to.
Speaker 2: I remember someone saying to me the other day, someone
Speaker 2: recognized me and said that they got hooked on our
Speaker 2: podcast because one of their best friends kept playing it
Speaker 2: out loud whenever she's having a shower. No, and she
Speaker 2: just kept eavesdropping on what was coming from the bathroom.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, who the fuck listens to a podcast
Speaker 2: in the shower. You'd missed so much.
Speaker 1: It's not a group. I listened to podcasts in the
Speaker 1: shower every morning out loud. Yeah. I even bought one
Speaker 1: of those terrible miss A lot.
Speaker 2: Of what they're saying over the water in your ears that's.
Speaker 1: What I said. I just bought a terrible bluetooth speaker
Speaker 1: from Amazon, one of the gir that you go in
Speaker 1: the shower the Bluetooth device is connected. Oh yeah, successful,
Speaker 1: And I have that a waterproof one of the shower
Speaker 1: and I listen every morning to listen to a drag
Speaker 1: race podcast. I got a news podcast's Evan.
Speaker 2: Well, I hope you weren't doing that during the drought,
Speaker 2: and I wonder there was no type of water left
Speaker 2: in born gamber name Now I turn it off one
Speaker 2: for forty minutes.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, But when I blow dry my hair,
Speaker 1: I've got to stop it at such a pain because
Speaker 1: the volume of the blow drove is too loud.
Speaker 2: And I Melia whacked the airports in.
Speaker 1: It's a lot, it's a lot.
Speaker 2: It is that. It's well problems, of course.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for listening to the show. You and
Speaker 1: I know you probably think you he's talking to everyone.
Speaker 1: Now I'm talking to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you darling. That habit's gorgeous, by the way, it's.
Speaker 1: So nail wearing. Santau.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought I smelled something. Really, Is that your.
Speaker 1: Price Keeper, jenniferhaps Yeah, yeah, that couldn't be what do
Speaker 1: you wage And I'd say GEMI.
Speaker 2: Learno it's perfume? Chemist warehouse?
Speaker 1: Is that Chilly craft Forever? That's my favorite?
Speaker 2: Is that Patty Newton toilet spray?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: What do you reckon? Carry? Ann's Fagan would smell like,
Speaker 2: oh peace, dog shit, cat piss, thrice cornsed like freshly
Speaker 2: mown grass.
Speaker 6: Just the combination of it all.
Speaker 1: Bromwin Bishops would just just be helicopter h What do
Speaker 1: you actually wear, Janet? Because you you have a signature
Speaker 1: smell do I? Yeah, you smell clean all the time.
Speaker 6: Oh, I just wear deodorant.
Speaker 1: Do you not wear perfume?
Speaker 6: It gives me a headache?
Speaker 2: Have you got a headache being around me? Because I
Speaker 2: love it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I spray it on.
Speaker 4: No, I'm fine if I'm next to somebody who has
Speaker 4: it on.
Speaker 6: It's just when it's near it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What's your signature fragrance? Mitch?
Speaker 2: I feel like I done got two at the moment.
Speaker 2: It's adult chain of barner. I've got one that's slightly
Speaker 2: fem and one in the exact same mange that's a
Speaker 2: bit more mask. So it depends how I'm feeling on
Speaker 2: the day. What are you in today the mask one, Oh.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't have picked that.
Speaker 2: Can't your tail come with brute masculine energy? Today?
Speaker 1: I have two as well. It's very boring. I went
Speaker 1: to the there's like this fancy place in Bondai that
Speaker 1: you go and they make it for you on the
Speaker 1: spot and put your name on the label Le Labo.
Speaker 1: It's all very fancy. Anyway, I'm like, oh, I want
Speaker 1: Santaal thirty three, which is like their signature fragrance. And
Speaker 1: this woman shopping went, oh, Darling, you don't want Santa
Speaker 1: thirty three. Everyone wears Santail thirty three. I'm from Brisbane
Speaker 1: and even Brisbane wear Santail thirty three and shamed me.
Speaker 1: But I wanted it so bored.
Speaker 2: I want to know what it smells like now, because
Speaker 2: sometimes I do smell like just a generic gay scent.
Speaker 1: No, like maybe this is it?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like sometimes then when I'm out and about it, I'm like,
Speaker 2: there it is again, like the go to gay perfume.
Speaker 1: You sure it's not just come on the back of
Speaker 1: the neck. But they didn't get off.
Speaker 2: No, I know what that smells like.
Speaker 1: Okay, smell my wrist because I've just come from home
Speaker 1: or I've showered, I've just sprayed.
Speaker 6: Can I smell?
Speaker 2: No, that one's more distinctly you. I associate that with you.
Speaker 2: Not every generic gay, not every genera.
Speaker 1: No, that one's mitch cheery, just my brand of generic gay.
Speaker 2: No, that one, I clearly associate that with you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, quite sweet. It's the same. I smell my
Speaker 1: mum's perfume instantly and like get an oh mum.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'd associated with my You know how you
Speaker 2: said smelling like calm? Have you smelled Lady gagas now
Speaker 2: discontinued perfume fame?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh that came in like the egg. It was
Speaker 1: like purple.
Speaker 2: It was black black. I remember it was black fluid.
Speaker 2: But when it sprayed it was clear.
Speaker 1: Why do you bring up calm around that?
Speaker 2: Because apparently she wanted it to smell like calm and blood?
Speaker 1: What ah my?
Speaker 2: And I remember once I sprayed it and this guy
Speaker 2: I was dating at the time goes, oh, that is
Speaker 2: a very potent after sex smell. I was like, the
Speaker 2: fuck kind of sexy? You haven't brot it smells like
Speaker 2: semen and blood. Oh jesus, I'll bring it in next
Speaker 2: week if you want to give it a w you
Speaker 2: still have some Yes, you could put that up on eBay.
Speaker 1: I would never make some money.
Speaker 2: I would never.
Speaker 1: It's probably at one backshelf of a chemist warehouse.
Speaker 2: In you know, you think you'd think, No, it's hard
Speaker 2: to come by. There's already people selling on an ebak.
Speaker 2: Go look up, Lady Gaga Fame on ebag. I bet
Speaker 2: it's cost in a bomb apparently, like the worst fragrance ever.
Speaker 2: This is what I've been told, Like the worst women's
Speaker 2: fagrance is that fourteen dollars one from chemists warehouse called
Speaker 2: Angel that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, Lady Guga, Fame brand new in box Jesus
Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty two hundred and sixty nine. Funny,
Speaker 1: you're going to steal.
Speaker 2: It if I bring it in next week, aren't you.
Speaker 2: Now we'll try and fold it off on eBay.
Speaker 1: Perhaps Jenna's nodding her head, burden fucking calm.
Speaker 2: That's that's a combination. I recommend it.
Speaker 1: I'm not only one's perfumes.
Speaker 2: But I'm so speaking of which can I just say,
Speaker 2: coming up in this episode, coming stilt it?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: What can I say on the way A short time
Speaker 2: on the way on it? It's man, I'm going to
Speaker 2: be revealing something about Jenna's pass you might not know
Speaker 2: about her.
Speaker 1: Oh. Also on the show, my little chat with Billy
Speaker 1: Eichner from Bros.
Speaker 2: Bro Yes than you gay Romcom. We'll chat more about
Speaker 2: that later too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mitch, you and I were at the premiere. It
Speaker 1: was very fun, very cute.
Speaker 2: Can you not blow your load early? For Fox's sake?
Speaker 2: I said, we'll chat about it later.
Speaker 1: Sorry, a bit premature. We'll get to that in a
Speaker 1: little bit. We're just going to edge you.
Speaker 2: In mitches quickie out perfectly.
Speaker 1: We're disgusting, but I cut it short here. Also, if
Speaker 1: it is your first time listening, welcome everyone. It's Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Every week we start the show the
Speaker 1: same two? Is it just means we call them igems
Speaker 1: something we have noticed, something that we hate or something
Speaker 1: that we appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Mitch's all right? Should we start the show?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We better?
Speaker 1: You want to go first? Or shall I?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I can kick things. Let's go for it. Thank you, Bradley.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Would your life be absolutely destroyed if Google Chrome didn't
Speaker 2: remember your pathwords for you?
Speaker 6: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: I'm not a Chrome boy. I'm a Safari. I'm staunched Safari.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like the ecosystem of Apple. Like you open a
Speaker 1: tab on your laptop and it's there on your phone.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I hate that. I a million tabs open
Speaker 2: on my phone. I want my deathtop to be tidy, okay,
Speaker 2: and I'm not cluttered at all.
Speaker 1: I get it. But I don't like the interface of
Speaker 1: Chrome like it feels androidy. I don't like androids.
Speaker 2: It does not feel Android Chrome much better.
Speaker 1: To be fair, this was way back when I had
Speaker 1: adl XPS ten years ago, so maybe it's changed.
Speaker 2: So what do you do your pathwords on Safari?
Speaker 1: Yeah? App the Apple key chain, like they're all in
Speaker 1: my face ID and they're all locked away somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah there, it still applies to that. Wouldn't you be
Speaker 2: absolutely fucked if you didn't have that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would be hacked if I didn't
Speaker 1: have one.
Speaker 2: Asks me for a password. I don't actually try and
Speaker 2: remember it. I just go and look on crime because
Speaker 2: I've got no idea what it is. I used to
Speaker 2: be good at remembering them, but god no.
Speaker 1: Now I don't. I do have one. We probably shouldn't
Speaker 1: even be discussing this sensitive information. But I recently changed
Speaker 1: because hatenm was hacked. I spoke about it on the show. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I recently went through and changed all my passwords. I've
Speaker 1: got like six different really strong passwords. Now, so what
Speaker 1: Chrome saves it all?
Speaker 2: And then auto feels it?
Speaker 1: But wait, then you need a password to access that,
Speaker 1: don't you.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but you only have to remember one password.
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it right, But no, I am.
Speaker 2: I've got a formula that I follow. I won't give
Speaker 2: too much away, but basically, I pick three letters based
Speaker 2: off whatever I'm obsessed with at the time, and then
Speaker 2: I put a couple of numbers after, because you know
Speaker 2: how you need numbers as well half the time, Like,
Speaker 2: for example, if I'm obsessed with Beyonce, the password might
Speaker 2: be b Y capital C and then a couple of numbers.
Speaker 10: Ah.
Speaker 2: And then when I'm actually trying to remember a password,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to log on my APES health insurance port
Speaker 2: and I'm like, shit, what was I obsessed with at
Speaker 2: the time, Troyavan TSV sixty nine, What was it? No, No,
Speaker 2: it's not that I have to think back to what
Speaker 2: I was obsessed with at the time.
Speaker 1: My god, I always had my birthday in it, which
Speaker 1: was really dumb, absolutely dumb.
Speaker 2: Oh, Jenna just had to log me onto the work
Speaker 2: Wi Fi using her login and she goes, oh, the
Speaker 2: passwords just and she told me, And I was like, Jenna,
Speaker 2: anyone could guess that that is the easiest part of
Speaker 2: it ever.
Speaker 1: For your.
Speaker 4: Yes homicide too nice yes exclamation mark.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I like Jenna, that is so easy to guess.
Speaker 1: She just puts a question mark so in case the
Speaker 1: cops ever find it. She goes, no, it was a question.
Speaker 1: I was asking Google pathetically, let me do it. You
Speaker 1: know what, is it just me on the fine or
Speaker 1: we almost passed the era of passwords? You mean, well,
Speaker 1: I guess we probably don't need them anymore. Like we've
Speaker 1: got fingerprints and eyes, like we log into our phones.
Speaker 1: We used to have password. Now we have our face
Speaker 1: and our fingers, So why surely all laptops and phones
Speaker 1: all have some form of scanner, So surely passwords are
Speaker 1: on their way out.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think we're going to take any steps back.
Speaker 2: In fact, they're making it harder. Two factor authentication does
Speaker 2: my head in. It's like, oh, we emailed you a code,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what for?
Speaker 1: Yeah, who cares? What about this?
Speaker 4: For?
Speaker 1: Mega identify all the traffic lights, and you identify one
Speaker 1: traffic light, but then there's a little bit of like
Speaker 1: the top of the traffic light in the next square,
Speaker 1: and you go, well, is that technically the traffic light?
Speaker 2: Yes? I hate it now.
Speaker 6: I also Google Authenticter.
Speaker 2: Have you had to use it?
Speaker 1: Oh, you've got to use a third party app?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's with all the codes in it.
Speaker 1: It's fourteen sixty nine twelve. It feels like I'm on
Speaker 1: the price.
Speaker 6: Is right, only got like ten seconds to take it out.
Speaker 2: That's kind of handy though, because when I was overseas
Speaker 2: months I couldn't get onto my Facebook because it was
Speaker 2: sending a text with six digit code to my number,
Speaker 2: and obviously I was overseas I wasn't using that number,
Speaker 2: so I couldn't go on Facebook for a whole month.
Speaker 2: It was atrocious.
Speaker 1: Oh so if I had the app, it.
Speaker 2: Would have been helpful, But like, that's one instant. Day
Speaker 2: to day it's very annoying. Have you to use that
Speaker 2: stupid Google Authenticator app?
Speaker 1: You know what else? I got recently, a brand new one.
Speaker 1: They're inventive. It was a puzzle, and then they gave
Speaker 1: you the piece, and then you had to finish the puzzle.
Speaker 2: I know, and then I haven't got the steadiest hands,
Speaker 2: so I fucked the puzzle. I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 2: they think I'm a rover. I'm just like I can't
Speaker 2: even get in. How the heck are going to get in?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They have good point, and all we want to
Speaker 1: do is fucking transfer three dollars to my savings. Out
Speaker 1: of my savings.
Speaker 2: Now. Oh when I was paying you for dinner last
Speaker 2: night and it's like, oh, here's the digit net code
Speaker 2: and I was like, why, I won't.
Speaker 1: Beam it, It'll be easy. So he beamed me and
Speaker 1: then it was denied.
Speaker 2: I thought Mitch was a scammer.
Speaker 1: Thought.
Speaker 2: I was like, we want to keep your account safe.
Speaker 1: It was forty one dollars and they're like, yeah.
Speaker 2: I think you're fine. It was eighty two.
Speaker 1: I met Oh, yeah, I'm at Mitch's friend house on fire. Hello. Really,
Speaker 1: I think he's thirsting from the right Mitch now or
Speaker 1: I'm going to say what what I'm just saying. The
Speaker 1: pizza wasn't that good and he was salivating, so I
Speaker 1: must have been me.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying, you're employing my plus one was
Speaker 2: lasting after you? Perhaps perhaps, oh, get a grip.
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 2: Plenty a grip.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that was so cheap, good cop. All right, We're ready.
Speaker 2: That's called Bradley in hurry Bradley?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Are you getting more and more
Speaker 1: tempted to click on the ads that play before pornography?
Speaker 1: I'm this close to playing the porn twenty nineteen hit
Speaker 1: game Twink Bros.
Speaker 2: No, that's the weird ones that you get when it's
Speaker 2: like a virtual sex game and it's almost like the seemings,
Speaker 2: but they fuck I thought I interpret from the trailer.
Speaker 1: I usually skip up to five cents. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the ads that play before pawn like. I'm only on Pornhub,
Speaker 1: pornhab slash gay.
Speaker 2: Let me be very clear, really, yeah, Pornhub does nothing
Speaker 2: for me anymore. No, I'm back in.
Speaker 1: My Pornhub era. I tried you porn or and one
Speaker 1: of the other ones that you suggested, what is it called.
Speaker 2: We now thisviit dot com this view because that was
Speaker 2: after Tumbler and pornhub both wiped all of their good
Speaker 2: amateur content and so you had to have a blue
Speaker 2: tick to upload the porn hub and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't want to see iMac quality porn.
Speaker 1: Good point.
Speaker 2: I like the amateur shit and this bit is full
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: I once clicked on a video that I thought was
Speaker 1: intriguing your pornhub and it was in a virtual reality what.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh like animated like the Lion King live action reymte.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the porn It was the voice of the Twink,
Speaker 1: no of the pig. It was well, definitely was a
Speaker 1: big it was it was like built for a VR headset,
Speaker 1: so it was ultra ultra ultra widescreen ridiculous. Anyway, that's besides,
Speaker 1: so you got your VR set out, it wasn't charged.
Speaker 1: I went, she went Never the ads? What else have
Speaker 1: you got?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What other ads do you get?
Speaker 2: I always get this one that says want a masterbeat,
Speaker 2: but don't have a partner? Yes, And I'm like, isn't
Speaker 2: that the point of and usually you do that alone? Done?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Or I get one of these I can't remember what
Speaker 2: the ads for, but it's like jerk mate or something, Yes.
Speaker 1: Jerk mat dot com or and it's.
Speaker 2: Like you basically just go on a eagle and find
Speaker 2: someone else and just watch it together on screen Share
Speaker 2: and I'm like, wall you want to do that?
Speaker 1: I'm going to quickly go to pornhub and I'm going
Speaker 1: to just see what I.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's going to work on the work
Speaker 2: Wi fi to go on your five G.
Speaker 1: I'm on five G. Okay, good slash gay?
Speaker 3: Are you impatient and would like to go to the
Speaker 3: final mission?
Speaker 1: What and penetrate him immediately without four play?
Speaker 2: No, this is already five seconds. I would scheme.
Speaker 1: You are the boss.
Speaker 10: See what's the game with the biggest worldwide multiplayer game
Speaker 10: ever made?
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to.
Speaker 6: I'm very confused. Why do I penetrate a mission?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's because I like play PlayStation and
Speaker 1: Nintendo Switch and the algorithm knows that I play games?
Speaker 2: Or do you get the game to?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I get the games? Let me go on. I'm going
Speaker 2: on this fid dot com.
Speaker 1: It's Mitch's favorite.
Speaker 2: This is one that just came up on the homepage.
Speaker 2: It's this one that was recently uploaded. It's called close
Speaker 2: Up Penis Pumping.
Speaker 1: Oh, welcome to the only real gay sex game of
Speaker 1: twenty nine. You can create what virtuals?
Speaker 2: You can create your own virtual dud. I've never ever
Speaker 2: been tempted to click play a free coaching.
Speaker 1: Is it the whole point to not come in forty seconds?
Speaker 2: And yeah, like I'm on fucking antidepressants, but like, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to go in forty seconds.
Speaker 1: I don't think I have ever done it in forty seconds.
Speaker 6: And also those sounds effects are very disturbing.
Speaker 1: Very graphic, and also it's animated. I guess people are
Speaker 1: into it. I don't want to yuck anyone's arm. By
Speaker 1: the way, if you're into online porn, find your best
Speaker 1: stud not shaming you at all. Of course, I'm actually
Speaker 1: impressed by these ads. I'm saying I'm actually tempted to
Speaker 1: click them. They're so interesting.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. You know who I reckon's definitely clicked
Speaker 2: on one or two ads in his time would be
Speaker 2: bloody contraceptive diaphrams. Then seem like a gamer dude as well,
Speaker 2: so he'd be wanting to click on these virtual sex
Speaker 2: fucking games.
Speaker 1: Say, be the type that has built this game.
Speaker 10: I deeply resent that.
Speaker 2: By the way, you know, we love you, so have
Speaker 2: your clicked on any of those ads that offer virtual
Speaker 2: sex games?
Speaker 10: No, but I did read a Reddit thread that which
Speaker 10: was pure. Have you clicked on one of those ads
Speaker 10: and what happened when you did? And apparently all that
Speaker 10: happens is that it takes you to a website and
Speaker 10: then you put in your credit card information and then
Speaker 10: you get this thing that just says, oh, sorry, the
Speaker 10: server timed out. Please try again. So it's fake, damn exactly,
Speaker 10: And every time you try, it will just keep saying sorry,
Speaker 10: server unavailable.
Speaker 2: Try They've already got your bank details by then, exactly.
Speaker 1: Anyone just catch that Sam said, every time I try,
Speaker 1: we got him.
Speaker 2: Don't click them.
Speaker 10: I'm not in credit card debt. You're in credit card debt?
Speaker 1: Shut up? Is it just me? Stop acting like bitches
Speaker 1: and follow a couple of mitches now.
Speaker 2: Before we move on, indulge me a moment. I just
Speaker 2: wanted to let any Adelaide idiots know that it's less
Speaker 2: than a month ago until I bring my comedy to
Speaker 2: it to you. Yeah, gee, tickets linking by on my Instagram.
Speaker 1: It's very exciting.
Speaker 2: You couldn't have sound less excited when you said that
Speaker 2: I was looking.
Speaker 1: I was looking looking for in a poor sound effect
Speaker 1: that all I have on the ready is this, And
Speaker 1: so my brain was like, should I make a joke
Speaker 1: that he's flying in on a helicopter and then by
Speaker 1: the time that happened, yeah, you rid killed me and
Speaker 1: I ran out of time.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, the Adelaide gigs are coming soon, so make
Speaker 2: sure you grab your tickets if you can grab.
Speaker 1: Lady and this is still can you stand at the show?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Great? What theater are you doing in Adelaide?
Speaker 2: The Rhino room?
Speaker 1: Oh shit?
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 1: Wow, sounds apt for me as well.
Speaker 2: They've got portraits of you on the wall.
Speaker 1: They got what famous Australian rhino they've had to take
Speaker 1: down Chrissy Swine. It was very upset now after her
Speaker 1: weight loss. Suspicious weight loss, Love Chrissy, but very suspicious.
Speaker 1: Who is an Aussie rhino? Six?
Speaker 2: Who's your favorite ossie rhino?
Speaker 1: Who I can't think of anymore? Congratulations and wearing tickets again?
Speaker 1: Your bio?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just on Instagram or more talent, dot com, dot forward, slash,
Speaker 2: Mitchell kumb lovely.
Speaker 1: If you want to get in touch with us, you
Speaker 1: can slide into our DMS at a couple of miches
Speaker 1: if you want to say hi, that's right.
Speaker 2: If you've got an is it just me of your
Speaker 2: own and is it just you? If you like, make
Speaker 2: sure you're here the up My bloody love going through
Speaker 2: our dgms. Our listeners are so bloody funny. Who've we
Speaker 2: got on the line today?
Speaker 1: We got Georgie and Alexandria in New South Wales. Hello Georgie, Porgie,
Speaker 1: Hello Georgia, Georgie. I hear you kissed the boys and
Speaker 1: made them cry?
Speaker 9: Well, I sure did. But it's not a secret anymore,
Speaker 9: is it when.
Speaker 1: The boys came out to play?
Speaker 2: No even I've heard that very much, George Georgie.
Speaker 1: Porgie, guess what she ran away?
Speaker 2: Do you not know?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 10: N to me?
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know. I thought it was funny, all right, Georgie,
Speaker 1: are you ready for your resarges? You? I sure I am,
Speaker 1: go Bradley, is it just me?
Speaker 9: It's smelling her in Far's kind of fun. It's almost
Speaker 9: like sniffing glue. The high you get off the smells
Speaker 9: you make just you.
Speaker 2: You're filthy, unhinged bitch. Honestly, what's wrong with you? Now?
Speaker 1: I'm with Georgie.
Speaker 9: Appear the impressions that you can give people, just buy
Speaker 9: one smell. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: Good point.
Speaker 2: Well, we were talking about the people you do this.
Speaker 9: No, I'm not around other people, definitely not, but like
Speaker 9: family members my partner, I get some pretty good reactions.
Speaker 2: No, there is a certain gorgeous freedom that comes if
Speaker 2: being around no one and being able to let Fluffy
Speaker 2: off the chain. But I don't enjoy the smelling it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm like, oh, yeah, what have I done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sad. Hayden and I have gotten to a
Speaker 1: point where he like he knows the smell of mine.
Speaker 1: And the other day at a family event, I let
Speaker 1: Fluffy off the chain and everyone was going, who wasn't
Speaker 1: It wasn't me, And I'm such a good liar that
Speaker 1: Hayden was like, No, I smelled top notes of beef brisket.
Speaker 2: That was you. You're both far around each other. You're
Speaker 2: that comfortable?
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, very much, really NonStop.
Speaker 2: I'd be so fine if I never got to that
Speaker 2: point in a relationship.
Speaker 1: No, because it just it just you don't even think.
Speaker 1: It's to the point where we don't even address it.
Speaker 1: It happens every day.
Speaker 2: But like, are they audible?
Speaker 1: God, yeah, look at the size of me.
Speaker 9: I remember when my my sister's boyfriend came over for
Speaker 9: the first time. Thing family's dinners. There's something about the parents,
Speaker 9: and I don't know what because I supposed to do it,
Speaker 9: but I just can't change has never I kind of
Speaker 9: I knew my sister would get so embarrassed, and then
Speaker 9: the boyfriend would actually laugh as a guy obviously. Yeah,
Speaker 9: and it was probably the proudest moment of my life.
Speaker 2: Can you do an impression of what your fat sounded like?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 9: Just like an underwater symphony.
Speaker 2: Yeah, an impression.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to do it. Make it with your mouth.
Speaker 9: Oh no, I have to do it with my arm.
Speaker 2: By your mates. Have you got one in the chamber?
Speaker 1: Do you have an AirPod you can stick up there?
Speaker 4: Perhaps?
Speaker 9: No, I'm fresh out of gas at the moment.
Speaker 10: Ship.
Speaker 1: I crop dusted today at the hospital and I thought,
Speaker 1: when you walk in fat, you don't stop. Don't you
Speaker 1: look down on me, Georgie, I crept dust at the
Speaker 1: hospital at r p A.
Speaker 2: No conversation makes me sick.
Speaker 1: It was liberating. Yeah. I'm not one of those people
Speaker 1: that gets grossed out about farts and feet. Feet are
Speaker 1: fine to me. Don't get get the equide, Georgie, Are
Speaker 1: you the same?
Speaker 9: I'm actually not too grossed out by face but I
Speaker 9: think really ranky toenails that grosses me out.
Speaker 2: That's true. I have been able to click my toenails
Speaker 2: for a while now, and every time i'm bare feet,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I gotta do something about that.
Speaker 1: Oh you know about feet. But long tone out that
Speaker 1: TikTok trend that I'm coming back for you, baby, I'm
Speaker 1: coming thanks for you. You've seen that, George, you will laugh.
Speaker 1: It's someone looking at the tone out clippers because you
Speaker 1: always forget to clip your toils. It's like, I'm coming back.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I'll get there one day.
Speaker 2: Clipping your tone ouls. It's such a SciFi and task,
Speaker 2: isn't it?
Speaker 1: Yes? It is? Would't you agree? Didn't you get a
Speaker 1: tennis shop for having seccifia? No, I'm thinking of something else. Anyway, Georgie,
Speaker 1: thanks for hitting us up. Don't forget to reach out
Speaker 1: to prize keeper Jenna and get yourself a little prize
Speaker 1: for coming on the pot.
Speaker 9: No worries, Thanks so much, guys.
Speaker 2: Your rank bit stinky bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's banned from the show, Jeff.
Speaker 2: Anyway, like we said, if you want to come on,
Speaker 2: like Georgie did, you can just slide into our DMS
Speaker 2: at couple of mitches. By the way, our new mug
Speaker 2: store is closing at the end of the month, so
Speaker 2: you got to the end of October to get your
Speaker 2: orders in for your gorgeous blue season four mugs. Oka
Speaker 2: not many left, but we want to get rid of
Speaker 2: those last ones, so we're closing the store.
Speaker 1: Once there they are sold, they'll never be made. And
Speaker 1: there's a really not actually it's not a small group
Speaker 1: of people, but there is a group of idiots that
Speaker 1: have every season mug and they have them on their shelves.
Speaker 2: So cool. If you haven't got one yet, we will
Speaker 2: put a little discount code in our Facebook group and
Speaker 2: during idiots, So just for our idiots, the beloved ones
Speaker 2: in our Facebook group.
Speaker 1: We'll give you a little discount. Yeah, body, because we
Speaker 1: love you, we buy a mug.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Right now, we've got time for a quickie, Darling
Speaker 2: always let's dive right in. Yeah, just a quick hit
Speaker 2: of gos. And firstly, I want to kick things off
Speaker 2: with this video that went viral over in the US
Speaker 2: and it shouldn't be funny, It really shouldn't. I'm a
Speaker 2: sick puppy. I find it bloody hilarious.
Speaker 1: Is someone getting hurt.
Speaker 2: No, not really, not really getting hurt. But I suppose
Speaker 2: parents listening might have a bit more empathy than I do.
Speaker 2: But it was over in the US, like I said,
Speaker 2: And a childcare worker thought it would be funny for
Speaker 2: Halloween to dress up in one of those ghost face
Speaker 2: masks from the screen movies. You know there's really freaky ones.
Speaker 1: Oh it's like the classic ghost masks. Yeah, long chin yeah.
Speaker 2: And so some childcare workers thought it'd be funny to
Speaker 2: go in the classroom and just terrorize the chill.
Speaker 1: How old were these babies?
Speaker 2: Like preschool?
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 2: You're sick like me, Jenna. I knew you'd enjoy this.
Speaker 2: But she's getting right up in their face and being like,
Speaker 2: are you being bad? Do I need to take you outside?
Speaker 2: Like she's trying to discipline them in like a fun,
Speaker 2: cute way, but it just bloody backsh and the kids
Speaker 2: are horrifying. Okay, this is what happened.
Speaker 7: It's shocking video children screaming in terror at a daycare
Speaker 7: center as a grown up wearing a scary mask yells
Speaker 7: in their faces. The kids are understandably terrified. This little
Speaker 7: guy tries to run away, but the monster chases him,
Speaker 7: and here's the woman behind the mask. She posted this
Speaker 7: apology today.
Speaker 3: If I could take it back, I would.
Speaker 6: I wanted to live with this for the rest of
Speaker 6: my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh she really will. She had that bedroom is
Speaker 1: exactly how I pictured it. She looks.
Speaker 2: Apparently four people got fired, like the cops were involved
Speaker 2: with the whole thing after it went viral.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Can I just say having two godsons,
Speaker 1: that baby eight year older now, but parents are fiercely
Speaker 1: especially when it comes to I mean you're a parent,
Speaker 1: but I actually experienced it. If something goes wrong with
Speaker 1: my god son's school books, like it's I called the school,
Speaker 1: I talked to the teacher. This is like trauma inducing
Speaker 1: shit with both.
Speaker 2: If this happened to either of my nieces and few,
Speaker 2: I would be it would be a little bit different,
Speaker 2: But there would be a small part of me it
Speaker 2: would think, get over it, grow up. It's just someone
Speaker 2: and a mask, you idiot.
Speaker 1: Now she was in their face.
Speaker 2: There was no reveal either, like if the teacher pulled
Speaker 2: the mask and went it's only me, yeah, and then
Speaker 2: went and consoled them. But it just ended there.
Speaker 1: Two weeks before Halloween. What the fuck, it's not even
Speaker 1: so early. What's the point.
Speaker 2: I have no idea, but yeah, no, I'm glad I'm
Speaker 2: not the only sick person that thought it was funny.
Speaker 2: Jenny was there on myself.
Speaker 1: Good quickie. I feel satisfied.
Speaker 2: And also, like we said earlier, Mitch and I went
Speaker 2: to a movie premiere last night and we wanted to
Speaker 2: tell you about it. It was that new gay rom
Speaker 2: com called Bros.
Speaker 1: Yes, Bro, Love you Bro.
Speaker 2: It's starring Billy Eichner and Luke McFarlane. I thought I
Speaker 2: didn't know who Billy Aikner was, but then you pointed
Speaker 2: out that it's Billy on the Streets. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: of course I know who that is. I've seen him
Speaker 2: a million times before.
Speaker 1: I fucking love Billy.
Speaker 2: So it doesn't come out in Australia until October twenty
Speaker 2: seven in cinemas and basically we'll do our full review
Speaker 2: in a sect. But it's about a guy, Bobby, who
Speaker 2: runs a queer history museum and he meets this guy.
Speaker 1: Was it Aaron Yeah? It was Aaron Y.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And he's like a real musclu gym bro, like
Speaker 2: not the usual match news might notice. Yeah, he's one
Speaker 2: of those types and then it follows their love throats.
Speaker 2: Very cute, but it was also really funny too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and like not one of those cliche gay movies you know,
Speaker 2: where it's kind of oh, this is a bit problematic.
Speaker 2: It's very well done, but why don't we play a
Speaker 2: little bit of the trailer first?
Speaker 3: Okay, hey guys, it's Bobby Lieber coming to you from
Speaker 3: the future home of the LGBTQ Plus Museum. Everyone is
Speaker 3: really excited and totally getting along.
Speaker 10: This happens to me Bisexual Awareness Week and.
Speaker 1: No one has acknowledged him.
Speaker 2: Let us be in history Month was in March. Nobody
Speaker 2: said a goddamn thing. Of course, lesbians get a month
Speaker 2: and we get a week.
Speaker 1: Bobby, I had sex with that sixty five year old Jesus,
Speaker 1: he's ripped.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: It's like they injected sterois into Dumbledore. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's Aaron. He's very hot.
Speaker 3: Day guys are so stupid, I know, but we've been
Speaker 3: smart enough to brand ourselves as being smart.
Speaker 1: Doub little secret.
Speaker 2: You met a guy.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm a tight He's like gay Tom Brady,
Speaker 1: what are you into?
Speaker 2: One of these ripped idiots with no opinion.
Speaker 1: Though, I'd like someone who's physically very frail and won't
Speaker 1: stop talking. People are threatening to boycott the museum. You
Speaker 1: can't say Lincoln was gay.
Speaker 3: If we don't do this, we're letting the heterosexual terrorists win.
Speaker 2: There are trans terrorists too, Caitlyn Jenner, what.
Speaker 9: Is going on with you?
Speaker 3: My whole life, I've prided myself on being self reliant.
Speaker 1: But this year has gone into my head. Oh it's
Speaker 1: you know what. It was actually laugh out loud funny too,
Speaker 1: Like the audience in the crowd in the you know,
Speaker 1: we're laughing out loud.
Speaker 2: It looks so good. Yeah, yeah, you got to see
Speaker 2: it and otherwise you're a homophobe. It was very clever too,
Speaker 2: And like all the jokes in there, I did think
Speaker 2: to myself, there's some of these that are like just
Speaker 2: for gays, like only we'll get it. That'll go over
Speaker 2: some straight people's heads. Some of the jokes are really niche.
Speaker 2: But I'm glad they threw those ones in there.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I was worried about. I'm worried that
Speaker 1: if straight people go to see it, they won't get
Speaker 1: all the reference.
Speaker 2: So there was enough that they'll get there was just like,
Speaker 2: you know, a handful of ones and I'm like that
Speaker 2: was for us, Yeah, but no, I thought it was
Speaker 2: really really good, very clever, very well done.
Speaker 1: Billy was funny, like he was essentially playing himself or us.
Speaker 1: He was playing a successful millionaire podcast.
Speaker 2: And Billy who plays Bobby the podcast that ends up
Speaker 2: dating one of his listeners.
Speaker 1: Imagine, imagine, imagine imagine if that were to happen. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: Hayden listens to this show whenever he's on, so he's
Speaker 1: listened to the one episode.
Speaker 2: I have rooted a listener, but I'm dated one.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 2: They didn't tell me until afterwards that they during an
Speaker 2: idiots Facebook group, but it fact an.
Speaker 1: Idiot I wonder if they still listen out Samantha never
Speaker 1: It was actually, you know what, it was a weird
Speaker 1: experience to go in and see a gay rom com
Speaker 1: because we've never seen one. This is the first thing.
Speaker 1: And I interviewed Billy, we're going to hear that, but
Speaker 1: he was talking about how historic it actually is. And yes,
Speaker 1: we've had gay movies in gay films, but never one
Speaker 1: that a doesn't focus on the trauma and the depression
Speaker 1: and the sad ending and aids all.
Speaker 2: Well, they all end in bloody death, all Bostes.
Speaker 1: All sad. But it's nice for not to be the focus,
Speaker 1: you know. And they made jokes at gay people's expense.
Speaker 1: I think that's what's so good about being gays. We
Speaker 1: can laugh at ourselves.
Speaker 2: We should we take a little Listen to your interview
Speaker 2: with Billy Eichner on the Red Carpet last Yeah.
Speaker 1: There's just the best bits of me and Billy on
Speaker 1: the Red Carpet of pros Kellieaikner. Hello, how are you.
Speaker 1: I'm really good, Welcome to Australia. Thank you. And someone
Speaker 1: who yells into a microphone for a living. It's so
Speaker 1: nice to meet someone else who started their career yelling
Speaker 1: into a microphone for a living. Yeah, I'm really an inspiration. Yes,
Speaker 1: I want to know as someone who started on Billy
Speaker 1: on the Street fan cult following. Did you ever envisage this?
Speaker 1: This is a huge moment, a rum calm, great lit
Speaker 1: by a big network production company. Did you manifest this?
Speaker 1: Did you think this moment would come?
Speaker 3: No, it's done something I would have ever dreamed of, honestly,
Speaker 3: and the opportunity came to me to co write it.
Speaker 3: With Nick Stoller, and he directed it, and he brought
Speaker 3: it the idea to me years ago and said, let's
Speaker 3: do a romantic comedy about a gay couple.
Speaker 1: I had no idea if.
Speaker 3: It would ever get made, or whether I had a
Speaker 3: story that was worth telling. But it's been a really incredible, magical,
Speaker 3: rare experience.
Speaker 1: I'm very grateful for you. I had some amazing stories
Speaker 1: and feedback from the gay community. I mean, it's a
Speaker 1: big moment for the games.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's a movie for everyone really, you know,
Speaker 3: it was very important to me that gay men and
Speaker 3: LGBTQ folks could you go see.
Speaker 1: A movie in a movie theater and be able.
Speaker 3: To relate to what was happening and to be honest
Speaker 3: about our lives in addition to being funny about them,
Speaker 3: and you know, to do a movie that was joyful
Speaker 3: and funny about the gay experience and not tragic the
Speaker 3: way many Hollywood stories about gay folks have often been,
Speaker 3: at least the ones produced at this scale. And it
Speaker 3: was a very rare opportunity and it was wonderful.
Speaker 1: Really Okay, And finally, how's Grinder in Australia? Have you
Speaker 1: logged on?
Speaker 3: I've logged on, but I haven't had much time to
Speaker 3: really do anything with it. But uh, they are very handsome,
Speaker 3: charming men here, So I hope that I get to
Speaker 3: come back when I'm not in work.
Speaker 1: Moved. Congratulations on the film, incredible success, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Funny was similar than I thought, just angry Gating getting
Speaker 1: into a microphone. I just do it in a studio
Speaker 1: and he does it for millions of dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh, we should get you to do stuff on the
Speaker 2: street that will be fun.
Speaker 1: I would be good on the street, Billy Yeah, Mitchie
Speaker 1: on the street, bitchy Mitchie.
Speaker 2: I have to you know. One of my favorite parts
Speaker 2: of the movie was yeah and like no spoilers, but
Speaker 2: basically there's a moment where it looks like someone's about
Speaker 2: to propose a gay couple and instead of proposing, he says,
Speaker 2: would you date me for three months? And then res
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, not enough people
Speaker 2: talk about that.
Speaker 1: Why then three months?
Speaker 2: It's always three months? You wouldn't know what the fuck
Speaker 2: would you know? I do know, fucking with the first
Speaker 2: guy you date?
Speaker 10: Not?
Speaker 1: Well, it's not my fault. I'm a dream beat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I experience. It's happened so many times where it
Speaker 2: gets to the three month mark and then they always
Speaker 2: seemed to be like, eh, nah, this is the reassess point.
Speaker 1: And so there's just so many nice moments like that
Speaker 1: that as a queer person you can relate to, Like, yes,
Speaker 1: the open relationship discussion and wanting to be fucking other
Speaker 1: people and then doing it and then realizing that, oh
Speaker 1: I didn't like watching my partner be with it, like
Speaker 1: it's all very real.
Speaker 2: Yes, So it was kind of like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: they get me. That was the thing that sent me
Speaker 2: the three months and then recess. I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 2: why are gays afraid of commitment? So good? But yeah,
Speaker 2: whether you're QUI rite anything in between, you've got to
Speaker 2: go check it out. We highly recommend, don't we.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go to Bros. Thank you to her Universal Pictures
Speaker 1: as well for sending us along. It was good fun,
Speaker 1: great cheeseburgers. Jenna.
Speaker 2: By the way, they haven't paid us to recommend it.
Speaker 2: We disliked it that much. It does sound a bit addy,
Speaker 2: doesn't it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was I don't know about you. No
Speaker 1: you They sent me a year's worth of lube top
Speaker 1: Please God, I'll use that in the work with you and.
Speaker 4: With me.
Speaker 2: Don't go spreading rumors. Don't do it. Also, no thanks,
Speaker 2: excuse you. Some of us don't need it.
Speaker 1: Yes, you do what you're insinuated. You're wet. How disgusting.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, that's not a flex saying I
Speaker 2: don't need it, like I'm saying I'm just gaping.
Speaker 1: I don't need to love. That's actually worrying.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults. Food.
Speaker 2: God, there's a lot of load chat today, isn't there? Yeah,
Speaker 2: the bar back to sex.
Speaker 1: I don't say bar, oh, I don't say stop.
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What's one word that would always pull you out of sex?
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1: I don't want hate. Hate goes out like we've grabb
Speaker 1: him or something. I go, oh, I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: hurting you, like, don't say ow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, because some people have quite the proclivity for
Speaker 2: pain in the bedroom. So you don't know, you don't know,
Speaker 2: maybe he likes the ouch, don't.
Speaker 1: Proclivity A thousand bossoms blooming talking about it? All right?
Speaker 2: Anyway, So what we're meant to be talking about here
Speaker 2: instead of sex, let's go the next segment without talking
Speaker 2: about sex. That's the challenge you came so, you know
Speaker 2: how a few weeks ago we were talking about that
Speaker 2: leaked phone call between King Charles and Queen Consort Camilla
Speaker 2: Parkabowl y did so they had like a dirty phone
Speaker 2: call between them back in the eighties leaked and you
Speaker 2: guys re enacted it, and we got a lot of
Speaker 2: messages and you know, people commenting in our Facebook group
Speaker 2: saying that they were blown away with Jennet's performance in
Speaker 2: that video.
Speaker 1: I didn't get any of those, but okay, but I think.
Speaker 2: People are used to seeing you, you know, do character
Speaker 2: acting and showing off and stuff, but they were. I
Speaker 2: think Jenna took them by surprise because she really owned
Speaker 2: the role of Camilla Parkabowl.
Speaker 1: You owned the rat role.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Jenna is the clear stand out. Okay,
Speaker 2: if you missed the re enactment, he's how it went.
Speaker 1: You sort of feel one's way along with it.
Speaker 6: I mean, you're awfully good feeling your way along.
Speaker 1: Stop. I want to feel my way along you. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I'll just leave inside or trousers or something.
Speaker 2: Water. Are you going to turn into a pair of nips?
Speaker 1: Oh god? For Josh, my love.
Speaker 6: What a wonderful life do you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say goodbye, neither do I, but
Speaker 1: you must get some sleepy darling.
Speaker 6: I love you forever.
Speaker 1: No goodbye. Press the button, going to press thee.
Speaker 6: God, I wish you were pressing mine.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I wish I was.
Speaker 2: And hat darling night it wasn't Janet. A marvelous Camilla.
Speaker 1: You're very good, Jennet.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Having said that, I've always pictured Camilla to
Speaker 2: be not quite that posh. Yeah, I imagine you'd be like.
Speaker 1: I pressed my tear. Yeah, there should be a bit
Speaker 1: more British like this. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: But no.
Speaker 2: People were quite impressed with Jenna's performance, brother, yes they were.
Speaker 2: But I'm just here to let you know that it
Speaker 2: shouldn't come as any real shock because you might not
Speaker 2: know this, Mitchell, but Jenna has quite the history as
Speaker 2: an accomplished voiceover artist.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's true.
Speaker 1: I didn't know any of this.
Speaker 2: Oh well, let me take you back to a few
Speaker 2: years ago when Jenna was the official voiceover woman behind
Speaker 2: the Fun Toy Learning YouTube channel. It's true. So it's
Speaker 2: a YouTube channel, like it's the sort of YouTube video
Speaker 2: that if you're a mom and you just want your
Speaker 2: kids to shut the fuck up. You get the iPad out,
Speaker 2: you go on YouTube. You just put on these videos
Speaker 2: that are like twenty minutes long, and it just keeps
Speaker 2: them distracted because it's just people playing with toys. But
Speaker 2: they make it educational by like teaching them what the
Speaker 2: colors are.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is fun toy learn if you watch
Speaker 1: that on YouTube, our very own Jenna Benz, Yeah, we go.
Speaker 1: That's clearly not you yet, that that is Jenna.
Speaker 2: No, it's not really, it's not really, but this is green.
Speaker 2: So there's someone playing with toys and Jenna just says,
Speaker 2: what color is?
Speaker 1: Will it be blue? Is that an American accent? Oh?
Speaker 1: They're putting em and ms in plato red. They're red red.
Speaker 2: I know it's just going to say next, the BET's
Speaker 2: yellow yellow?
Speaker 1: Yep, good accent? Right, a pink, pink, pink.
Speaker 2: Did you know that she had that little no sober
Speaker 2: voice tucked away. She can slip in and out of accents.
Speaker 2: That's why she could do the British one.
Speaker 1: Do something you're American?
Speaker 2: Now? Oh well, if you want to hear it, I
Speaker 2: can show you because I that video I posted on
Speaker 2: my Instagram the other day promoting fruity beer.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Messaged Jenna and I said, oh, you reckon. You can
Speaker 2: bust that Vio voice of yours out of a tirement.
Speaker 2: My Jenna is the lady reading out the letters from
Speaker 2: my acrostic poem. That is Jenna's voice. True?
Speaker 1: What the fuck that was you? Wait? So this is it?
Speaker 1: This is your video?
Speaker 2: Yeah, f o rasby Mango, lime, you you name it that.
Speaker 2: She seemed great, impossibly gorgeous, like me tea the accent tea.
Speaker 2: Why you got to go to beats and get your
Speaker 2: We don't have to watch my video, Jenna.
Speaker 1: What's the sold on the fruit of Jenna?
Speaker 4: It's true?
Speaker 1: Holy shit, Yes, it's true.
Speaker 2: Should you have an agent at the moment?
Speaker 1: No, oh, you're unrepresentative.
Speaker 2: It should because there are websites where people just upload
Speaker 2: their briefs and like they can just pay for vio
Speaker 2: work and they do it from home. You can just
Speaker 2: come into the studio here and just do it.
Speaker 6: That is so true.
Speaker 2: Can you give us a bit of the next train
Speaker 2: to arrive on Platform nineteen goes to hornsby Fire Gordon.
Speaker 4: Can you give us a bit of that the next
Speaker 4: train to arrive on platform six goes to hornsby fire.
Speaker 2: That's what about one of those when you're calling someone
Speaker 2: and it's like your call could not be connected. Please
Speaker 2: check the number.
Speaker 1: And try again. Fall but it's never the number.
Speaker 6: Alright, Okay, your call could not be connected. Please check
Speaker 6: the number and try again.
Speaker 1: No, she's really only for kids demographics. Can you maybe
Speaker 1: perhaps about like.
Speaker 2: If you have a fly Bys card, please scan it now.
Speaker 1: If you if you have a fly Bys card, please
Speaker 1: scan it now, give me some unexpected item in my bagging.
Speaker 6: Unexpected item in bargain.
Speaker 2: I think you're right, she's really limited to kids.
Speaker 11: Contact of time, green, imagine and letter dart saying Hi,
Speaker 11: we need someone to voice this commercial.
Speaker 1: No. No, unless there's one word, one.
Speaker 2: Letter, you can know if it's for kids. Yes, I
Speaker 2: don't think my beer adds for kids. Just quiet me,
Speaker 2: but you one letter or one syllable give me M,
Speaker 2: give me an.
Speaker 1: M c M.
Speaker 8: See.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wow, that is that is compelling stuff.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Should have give you random words to say, like one
Speaker 2: syllable words just say ship.
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on one and get some kids music and
Speaker 1: then we'll make it like what you're really good at
Speaker 1: but really dirty. Okay, so give a.
Speaker 2: Ship share now say clip clip Oh my god, Jenna's
Speaker 2: Sex said, lessons, we need to make that channel.
Speaker 1: My god, bitch bitch.
Speaker 2: Cock. Oh wow, that was so good, so juvenile like say.
Speaker 1: Bitch fucking hell. Jenna's Sex said, oh.
Speaker 2: God, yeah, we've gotta get on that. That it's brilliant.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: Can you say the hardest new porn game. Let's get
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Speaker 1: I wonder if straight people get different ads on their porn.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they.
Speaker 2: Would, true because our mind, you'd say the only real
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Speaker 1: Yeah, hit this up. If you get straight porn ads,
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Speaker 6: I haven't been on for a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, Jenny uses only paperback magazines, so there's no ads. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: Jenny just uses this.
Speaker 2: You've got erotica etched into stone somewhere at the back you.
Speaker 1: S see stone tablet. That's funny. All right, we'll see
Speaker 1: you on next week. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 2: We love you soon. Thanks for listening to you.
Speaker 4: So ye hi, is it just me a podcast by
Speaker 4: a couple of miches.
Speaker 10: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 2: the end, we pretend we're done, but we're not.
Speaker 1: Joke's on you, dig head, We're not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just keep talking at the end here, nothing's planned.
Speaker 2: I've got no other surprises at my slave like Jenny's
Speaker 2: vast career. The old woman.
Speaker 1: We really shouldn't be smarty. The whole show was disgustingly
Speaker 1: feel smart smart pussy.
Speaker 2: Now that's two syllables. What about what about? Sam says
Speaker 2: it in a really low, gravelly voice.
Speaker 10: Pussy, Oh no, no, I don't want to do it. No, no,
Speaker 10: no no?
Speaker 1: What about cock?
Speaker 2: In an accent one accent American? No, not your natural one,
Speaker 2: pommy idiot?
Speaker 10: Okay, cock?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that actually sounds like the fucking ads
Speaker 2: before the porn. That's nice. I bet it's he made that.
Speaker 2: He got the ads. He knows all about the scams.
Speaker 1: He's been in New Genes as well, has been flying
Speaker 1: on private jets. He is making the porn ads.
Speaker 2: He's making bangs of these little game of boys that
Speaker 2: doesn't want to play with their virtual fuck buddy, yep?
Speaker 10: Are you tired of master beating alone?
Speaker 1: Wow? No, I'm quite happy with the point of it.
Speaker 2: Janna, can you say this C word? Because I know
Speaker 2: that you don't like to say that word much. I
Speaker 2: think I've ever heard you say it, Actually, I think
Speaker 2: I have. But in theo chirby bitch voice with get
Speaker 2: music in the.
Speaker 1: Factory Wait wait no, going into a new album can't.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow, this is fun this music really?
Speaker 1: Magine if this was our show, than can you give
Speaker 1: it lyrics?
Speaker 5: I'll hello, boys and girls, welcome to Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Questions a normal part of life. Sometimes you see mommy
Speaker 5: and daddy sling in the bed and you may think
Speaker 5: what they does? This show aims to answer that with
Speaker 5: some foam guests along the way.
Speaker 2: Today's guest Bluey imagine doing sex said with like animated characters.
Speaker 1: Like that, I'm already fucking exhausted.
Speaker 2: Sam, are you are you writing all this sound? We're
Speaker 2: developing a sex ed YouTube channel and it'll just been
Speaker 2: Jenner voice s having it going cock like for kids,
Speaker 2: just to introduce them to the basics.
Speaker 1: They are we starting with cock.
Speaker 2: That's a very important part of the only Will needs
Speaker 2: too many syllables for Jenner.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just sounds weird, like Will.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do when you get to Fillippian tubes?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 1: Too many?
Speaker 2: Uterus? Egg that's good sperm? Sperm Wow, oddly soothing When
Speaker 2: she says.
Speaker 1: It, it kind of sounds like the noise that comes
Speaker 1: out of a cockpit of a plane when it's crashing.
Speaker 2: If you don't say cockpits.
Speaker 1: Well done, Jenna, it's.
Speaker 6: A great thank you so much to have thank you.
Speaker 1: So you still get royalties on there. No, that video
Speaker 1: had like three and a half million views, six six
Speaker 1: and a half million views.
Speaker 2: I'm telling now, that's what parents do. They it's whack
Speaker 2: on fun toy learning. And then go shut up Mason,
Speaker 2: and you can make him watch for hours. He's just
Speaker 2: besotted with Jenna's gorgeous voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, there's going to be like an
Speaker 1: eighteen year old who hears you one day and they're
Speaker 1: going to all of a sudden get flashbacks when they're
Speaker 1: a kid, and they're going to want to marry you.
Speaker 2: That's so true. I'll be flabbergasted. They're like, I know
Speaker 2: you from somewhere.
Speaker 10: No legit, that did actually happen. So my mom used
Speaker 10: to do a bunch of voice work on the side.
Speaker 10: You and I, bitch, we've talked about this before. Owned
Speaker 10: like a computer program called kids Picks.
Speaker 2: I had kid kid Pick. You don't have the kid Picks.
Speaker 2: Then while we're out with kid Pick, loved kid Pick.
Speaker 10: And there's this one thing on that that was from
Speaker 10: the like an effect of a woman going wow, and
Speaker 10: that was my mom.
Speaker 2: Up, you've never told me this, Sam.
Speaker 1: We're also talking about an eighteen year old fucking the
Speaker 1: voiceover artist. That's where I thought it was going.
Speaker 2: But it is the one that goes that one that
Speaker 2: goes wow wow. Oh so it's the it's the fem one.
Speaker 1: So here is kid pigstil the theme song.
Speaker 2: Okay, like the older one kids kids? Is that your.
Speaker 1: I's gonna say, shes a smoker. She sounds like Camilla
Speaker 1: fucker bowl Wow Wow. She sounds like she sounds like
Speaker 1: Warrior in Mario cart Wow.
Speaker 2: He sounds like when crash Bandicoot falls off the cliff.
Speaker 1: WHOA YouTube's weird? I go through patches with YouTube. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I love it and I and it's the only thing
Speaker 1: I watched stuff on, and then other times the algorithm
Speaker 1: is off and again makes me feel like you don't
Speaker 1: know who I am.
Speaker 2: Have you paid for premium?
Speaker 1: No? But apparently it's good.
Speaker 2: I'm like this clothes.
Speaker 1: I want to do. What are the benefits?
Speaker 2: Because you know how we sit here and go YouTube
Speaker 2: ads like, it's probably something I use the most, so
Speaker 2: I probably should just pay for it.
Speaker 1: Don't we all have ad blockers on? I have an
Speaker 1: ad blocker.
Speaker 4: On Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1: I haven't a still plays. It's not a subscription thing.
Speaker 6: It's Mine's just ad blocker, and I've got.
Speaker 1: Ad Blocker Pro, you know I have. I have face
Speaker 1: Tune before it became a three hundred dollars product, so
Speaker 1: I have access to it all. And I just bought
Speaker 1: it when it was free, and now if I ever
Speaker 1: deleted it, I'd have to it again. But I have
Speaker 1: free fucking face Tune, don't have to buy it.
Speaker 2: Do you have YouTube Premium? Sam?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 2: But with you, I was talking about this the other day.
Speaker 2: I was like you you nearly convinced me. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I got to do it.
Speaker 10: You know what they do. They sucking you in with
Speaker 10: a three month free trial and.
Speaker 2: Then you get long having ads.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and then once it goes away, no good.
Speaker 2: That five seconds? Fields like five years?
Speaker 1: Is it still YouTube rand? Isn't it like YouTube Premium
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: YouTube?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me have a look.
Speaker 2: But I don't think they offer much more other than
Speaker 2: no ads and you can download them, like if you're
Speaker 2: going on a flight or something.
Speaker 1: One month free trial and they've dropped it fourteen a month?
Speaker 2: About it?
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's a lot but you know what's changed my
Speaker 10: life is that when you're playing music of YouTube for
Speaker 10: any particular reason, if you lock your phone put in
Speaker 10: your pocket, it's still playing.
Speaker 2: If you minimize it just because the work. If you
Speaker 2: minimize it and like go on Instagram.
Speaker 1: It says YouTube in the background.
Speaker 2: Shit, oh maybe I do need it.
Speaker 4: Do you remember when YouTube had all that Yeah, look
Speaker 4: exclusive content as Welle original.
Speaker 1: Oh and Joey fucking Gricepha was straight and in that murder.
Speaker 2: Mystery Mystery I forgot to me too.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm straight. No one believes me.
Speaker 2: Everyone. Miranda's Things had a bloody Netflix special.
Speaker 1: Yes, I loved what was it the voice that was funny?
Speaker 1: Do a bit of it. She'd be like, Marianda, Yes
Speaker 1: that's a good yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Make sure you subscribed to my YouTube channel. They all
Speaker 2: the vining os.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh god, that gives me the Yeah, that's.
Speaker 10: Oh, it's very twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I was very caught up in the
Speaker 1: choice of ourn Tyler Oakley.
Speaker 2: Of all did you get yes, Troyler.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to. I'm like, they're sleeping together. I
Speaker 1: know it.
Speaker 2: I didn't ship Trona.
Speaker 1: I recently unfollowed Connor Franta the most boring person you've
Speaker 1: ever met, and I haven't met it.
Speaker 2: There's a little part of me like teenage Mitchell is
Speaker 2: still there, who's in love with him? But then I'm like,
Speaker 2: what would I talk to him about? Yeah, let's not
Speaker 2: pretend we have anything in common?
Speaker 1: What about Jack and Finn Harry's the amount of times
Speaker 1: I jerked off to those two twins, that's fair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was fourteen Jack and Finn Harry? Is this remember
Speaker 1: Jack's gap? These two boys the new rooms.
Speaker 2: Take a look at the screenshots on it is and
Speaker 2: YouTube premium is not like Netflix, whe I can it's
Speaker 2: the leach off your accounts them? Is that because then
Speaker 2: I'll suck up everything for you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, all of a sudden, you'll see all of my passwords.
Speaker 2: Yeah, schestory ready email?
Speaker 7: I remember this?
Speaker 1: Remember this? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Wow, that's the thing that was a talented one and
Speaker 10: then the ship one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can you go to Connor France's YouTube channel? Oh fuck,
Speaker 2: I swear to god last time I checked. Oh, Tyler
Speaker 2: Ogley these days just gets stoned in his YouTube videos,
Speaker 2: and I love him. I kind of like that, like
Speaker 2: he's just lent all the way in. But then I
Speaker 2: see Connor's videos and I'm like, shit, our podcast gets
Speaker 2: more listeners than that. No way, Yes, yeah, gay love,
Speaker 2: gay life, gay growth. This is the stuff he does now,
Speaker 2: but he's always done this, wanky deep.
Speaker 6: I felt like even more intense now.
Speaker 2: Tyler is the stoner. Now they've gone in such a
Speaker 2: different direction.
Speaker 1: What's the top comment? You make me realize who I
Speaker 1: truly am? Look, I'm g love. I love it that
Speaker 1: some people. Some people see that.
Speaker 2: Well, no, he was. He came out around the same
Speaker 2: time I did, so I felt like Connor and I
Speaker 2: went through that together.
Speaker 1: I came out at twenty three, so everyone was already out.
Speaker 1: Fucking Joey Gracepa beat me to the post. I think
Speaker 1: the only person that was straight when I was still
Speaker 1: straight was Shane fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Is he not straight?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I know he's gay. He's married to a man. No,
Speaker 1: he's by he's married to a man.
Speaker 2: I'll buy a rasor house in this queer house.
Speaker 1: Look at these Oh my god, eleven years ago and
Speaker 1: making fucking YouTube videos.
Speaker 2: You're right, Oh god, oh my god. You know what
Speaker 2: that does reminded of? Can you remember Fred? Fred?
Speaker 1: And then he had a Disney show. I love Fred.
Speaker 1: I thought Fred was fucking funny. Fred is still making content.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why do we find it's funny?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I know, watch two extra jobs because their first one
Speaker 5: wasn't paying good enough because of the economy, the government
Speaker 5: and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: So do you let me do it?
Speaker 11: I don't really know what he gave because my mom
Speaker 11: gave me a grocery with but I hate it.
Speaker 2: Because I was younger.
Speaker 1: How did he do it? Did he?
Speaker 2: He's gay too?
Speaker 1: Now his brother is also gay and he looks just
Speaker 1: like him. It was not a recent video twelve years ago.
Speaker 2: I was going to say the man has an age.
Speaker 10: He still looks like it's twelve.
Speaker 1: Oh, but it's got ninety four million views. As you do, Jenny,
Speaker 1: can you google what the most YouTube video is on
Speaker 1: to find out? Is it still sar Gangdam Style?
Speaker 4: Okay, so the most viewed YouTube video is Baby Shark Dance.
Speaker 4: Then it's Desposito, then it's Joining Joining, Yes, Papa, they're
Speaker 4: all just random songs. What's in between kids songs? Gangingham
Speaker 4: Style is now number ten?
Speaker 1: Can I just say Baby Shark Dance has eleven billion views?
Speaker 1: How much money would they have made from this.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I remember the Gorilla group, this hat on culture?
Speaker 2: Is this even it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It sounds like a remix.
Speaker 10: Baby.
Speaker 2: This is going to be in everyone's heads all day,
Speaker 2: you know, yes, you know what song I think we
Speaker 2: should put in everyone's head. It's been in my head
Speaker 2: ever since we played the Bros. Trailer Somebody to Love
Speaker 2: by Queen Cain Any.
Speaker 1: Partied Somebody Somebody Love Me? Too bad Sea. The one
Speaker 1: criticism I had about the movie is, Oh, his singing
Speaker 1: at the end was cringe.
Speaker 2: I think it was meant to be. Don't spoil it.
Speaker 1: It just would have been funnier if he was like terrible,
Speaker 1: like if he was a really bad.
Speaker 2: It was a gay rom com. They had to have
Speaker 2: a musical element. Here we go.
Speaker 1: This is Queen Somebody to Love four hundred and thirty million.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's had more listens than that at its time.
Speaker 1: Oh look at good old Fred, good old Fred. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's not that one did this Fred dive age?
Speaker 2: Is that real?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: The poor thing? Let's see.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: I wonder what the other members of the Queen are doing.
Speaker 2: At the Marble performing with Queen with Adam. How about
Speaker 2: you jis.
Speaker 1: I just found another poof how are you going?
Speaker 2: A core team?
Speaker 1: About a man?
Speaker 7: All the time?
Speaker 1: I asked the pen on my ears in you? But
Speaker 1: I just somebody, somebody.
Speaker 2: I will every day of my life.
Speaker 8: I was dying my bone happy up today?
Speaker 3: I take.
Speaker 2: You can see Mitch Cherry's face right now. I know
Speaker 2: you were like drawling a bit like your jaw like dropped,
Speaker 2: and you're just kind of trans.
Speaker 1: I was also thinking about Paul Freddy. I think it's
Speaker 1: so sad that that he.
Speaker 2: Does cool go to the end like that high note.
Speaker 8: Somebody, Yeah, crank it, somebody?
Speaker 2: Oh, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Sorry? I just wanted to put on who I think
Speaker 1: clicked on the next video. I just know I wanted
Speaker 1: to put on who I think is the next Freddy Mercury.
Speaker 2: Edge, sheer and a straight man.
Speaker 1: This is the next go to the.
Speaker 2: Adam Lambert version. It's the same song.
Speaker 1: Adam Lambert Somebody to Love. I wonder why that happened?
Speaker 1: Do you want to lie on X Factor?
Speaker 2: Oh it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: He sings it everywhere.
Speaker 2: And you've choked the worst example.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. He's very good.
Speaker 2: Oh God, calm down.
Speaker 1: You really embellished it to me, Queen and George Mitchell
Speaker 1: dying Queen and George Michael, Now that would be good.
Speaker 2: Are we gonna leave? Nan? So I get it when
Speaker 2: they do that, pull the MinC to the crowd.
Speaker 1: There, he would have said to his manager right before
Speaker 1: he went on, I just can't do it tonight. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 2: He goes, I can do that, but the riff at
Speaker 2: the end, I can't.
Speaker 1: Do that, George, just to put the mic out to
Speaker 1: the crowd. They love it. Come on, come on, oh,
Speaker 1: George Michael.
Speaker 2: Kimmell the pucker balls his manager.
Speaker 1: Come on now, all right, let's go tidle glasses.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 2: percent better today. That's all.
Speaker 11: So we.
Speaker 2: Due I should have done like we oh this because
Speaker 2: made you feel at least three better two day?
Speaker 1: So we Why do we do it twice? We really
Speaker 1: didn't need not thod. I'm like, thank you for listening. Everyone.
Speaker 1: We love you. We'll see you in a week.
Speaker 2: We do we do bye, We'll see you.
Speaker 1: Just you And it's just so nice that you stuck
Speaker 1: around this whole time.
Speaker 2: Now, thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: It's been good to have you though, and I'm a
Speaker 1: loving what you've done with the purple streak.
Speaker 2: Yes, so nice, I'll babe your tampon strings hanging out, Oh.
Speaker 1: Babe, you pick yourself up. You're an embarrassment, so yeah,
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