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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mini.

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Speaker 3: It's a Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: So I've got Martha cal potato' self, fairy God Martha

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Speaker 2: on the studio.

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Speaker 3: It's no problem, too big or too small.

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Speaker 1: If you're having an issue, you know who to call.

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Speaker 4: It's woman, Woodies, fairy God Martha.

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Speaker 3: Get I mates, Hey guy, well come back, well, come

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Speaker 3: back now.

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Speaker 2: We're going to cut straight to brass tacks here because

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Speaker 2: there has been some audio which has come to our attention.

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Speaker 3: And ordinarily, look, ordinarily.

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Speaker 1: I love when you two ambush me like this, just

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Speaker 1: on a casual, chilled Wednesday. I love it.

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Speaker 4: Well, we need to get our juice out of you, Martha.

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Speaker 4: We only get you. We get straight to the juicy stuff.

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Speaker 4: You'd obviously be a fan of your of your Hobbies podcast,

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Speaker 4: the Handbags podcast.

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Speaker 1: I am like his biggest fan. I think it's actually hilarious.

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Speaker 1: It's actually my favorite thing too, isn't.

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Speaker 3: She's doing it.

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Speaker 2: He's doing it with Josh Moss who from season one

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Speaker 2: of Love Island and then the Handbags ieum because their

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Speaker 2: accessories to their girlfriends, which is that's nice. Okay, So

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Speaker 2: so one of so Analise your your best mate and biggest.

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Speaker 1: She heard it, didn't she.

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Speaker 2: She did, She's the one who heard it.

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Speaker 5: So I just.

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Speaker 1: Don't think Will's out there listening to podcasts.

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Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not. That's true. It in my favorites.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 3: I'll check it in my favorites.

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Speaker 2: I'd have to sub out from the technow this morning

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Speaker 2: over to Michael's podcast to hear them talk about you.

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Speaker 3: But have a listen.

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Speaker 2: This is Michael, this is this is your partner talking

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Speaker 2: about you on his podcast, the Handbags Podcast earlier.

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Speaker 5: I say this, I'll say it. We are do a

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Speaker 5: little bit of like a role playing no way German

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Speaker 5: messuse no with an accent. That is so we a

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Speaker 5: would choppers Jack? That one makes a little bit more sense.

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Speaker 5: I've been through a pilot of an aeroplane.

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Speaker 3: Are you in uniform?

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Speaker 5: This is just this is normally whispering in her.

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Speaker 3: Totally wild?

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Speaker 4: So is that is that true?

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Speaker 5: Martha?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, yeah, we do that sort of thing here.

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Speaker 4: We're freak No, there is not a tone here. Have

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Speaker 4: you been that You've been honest? But my first question sorry,

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Speaker 4: so it's no, it's not just Michael playing a massuse

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Speaker 4: to Martha. You you're both.

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Speaker 1: No, No, guy, say that, don't put word.

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Speaker 5: I'm just asking.

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Speaker 3: I'm asking how does it work? Then it's not just

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Speaker 2: Is it like the co pilot if he's the pilot.

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Speaker 1: No, Michael is in full character and I am just

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Speaker 1: in hysteric laughing at him, and then eventually I let

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Speaker 1: But it usually just goes him doing the character me laughing.

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Speaker 4: Oh right, so it's his way to Has he said

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Speaker 4: you know that the scene would get more life if

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Speaker 4: you also played a character.

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, he actually has never asked me to No, you.

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Speaker 3: Never played a character.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I've played a character.

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Speaker 3: Character.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm just trying to think what character did I play?

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Speaker 1: I don't know now off the top of my head,

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Speaker 1: because you've ambushed me. But yeah, I mean we Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sure I have done it for a laugh.

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Speaker 3: And does it make things more? Like? Is it obviously

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Speaker 1: Like it's not hotter, Like it's not like hotter, but

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Speaker 1: it's funnier.

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Speaker 4: Is there a character that you love though of all

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Speaker 4: the characters that he plays.

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Speaker 3: Is there one that you a pilot? We've got the Lumberjack, We've.

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Speaker 1: Got miss No. He does like a really rough kind

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Speaker 3: What do you mean? And what's this character? What's their backstory?

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Speaker 1: I think it's just like a shady character.

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Speaker 5: All right, all right, all right?

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Speaker 3: What yes?

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Speaker 2: What we're gonna do as far as I'm concerned, because

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Speaker 2: I I want Michael on the show. I think that's

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Speaker 2: what's gonna have to because I'm gonna, I reckon, We're

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, on the show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now on the show.

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Speaker 3: No mate, next week, we're getting him. Right now, we're

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Speaker 3: gonna go to a song you're going to.

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Speaker 4: Well, we'll find out.

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Speaker 3: We'll find out. I don't know how to do it, Michael.

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Speaker 3: I assume you listen.

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Speaker 2: I know you listen to Martha's bits was on the

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Speaker 2: show thirty one six five.

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Speaker 3: Give us a call.

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Speaker 2: We'd love to hear from you. Right up next, don't

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Speaker 2: go to where it's out there? And God, Martha and

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody and they're going to do their live

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Speaker 2: role play up next.

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Speaker 5: It's Will and Woodies.

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Speaker 4: Very God Martha.

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Speaker 2: Now, Martha, ordinarily you're sorting out other people's issues.

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Speaker 3: But we've got an issue here.

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Speaker 2: Well maybe it's on an issue, maybe maybe you issues

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Speaker 2: no issue. The point is this is inventive. This is

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Speaker 2: inventive sexual formula. You know, this is how This is

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Speaker 2: how to advance and enjoy your sex life after many years.

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Speaker 2: And that's role playing which you partner, which your partner.

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Speaker 2: Michael admitted on his brand new podcast called The Handbags Podcast.

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Speaker 2: He does it with Josh Moss from season one of

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Speaker 5: This, Wow, I say this, I'll say it. We are

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Speaker 5: do a little bit of like a role playing. No

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Speaker 5: way a German messuse no with an accent, that is

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Speaker 5: so weish a wood chopper so or a lumberjack. That

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Speaker 5: one makes a little bit more sense. I've been through

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Speaker 5: a pilot of an aeroplane a boeing. Are you in uniform?

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Speaker 5: Or this is just this is normally whispering in her ear.

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Speaker 3: Now we put the call out to see whether or

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Speaker 3: not mikeel was listening if he joined the show, and

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Speaker 2: First time on Will and Woody, Welcome Michael, pleasure to

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Speaker 6: Mate's crazy to be here under these circumstances.

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Speaker 4: Guys, can I ask you, Michael, did you get any

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Speaker 4: grief off Martha when you returned home after that podcast recording.

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Speaker 6: I actually don't think she's heard it, to be honest,

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Speaker 6: So I don't know how it's going to go down

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Speaker 1: I've heard it. I listened to all your podcasts.

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Speaker 3: Michael, very supportive.

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Speaker 4: Now let's get Denni brass Tax here.

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Speaker 3: Michael.

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Speaker 4: We all want to hear obviously the characters that you've

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Speaker 1: So are you going to do an accent now, Michael,

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Speaker 1: because that's what the people want.

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Speaker 3: You've been practicing.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, so Michael, can we have the German Missus please?

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Speaker 4: It was the first one you mentioned, so it's obviously

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Speaker 6: I'll keep it very placid and g rated of you,

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Speaker 6: but it does get a little bit spicy at miss

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Speaker 6: I'm sure I'll go straight into it. Hello, would you

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Speaker 6: like these special treatment? This good fool full body massage.

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Speaker 1: That's a big French but yeah, it's good.

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Speaker 6: Still get you though.

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Speaker 4: We actually sorry, Michael, Martha told us before the song

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Speaker 4: that she just she laughs, she laughs at you. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: is that true? Does she laugh or is she into it?

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Speaker 5: Michael?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she laughs and she doesn't realize what's going on.

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Speaker 6: And then it once you're into it, it's too late.

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad you guys are enjoying me.

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Speaker 3: I know, this is amazing. This is just like us

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Speaker 3: having a chat with Michael that you have.

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Speaker 1: To listen to exactly that.

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Speaker 3: Oh this is so good, Michael, You're coming every week.

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Speaker 3: This is right, all right?

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Speaker 2: So next, next one here, Now, we heard a bit

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Speaker 2: that your most recent voice.

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Speaker 3: Is Batman is Batman?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I forgot about Batman. Batman Hot Hot

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Speaker 1: Batman is the one Batman actually works on me?

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Speaker 3: Batman? What is it about? Which Batman?

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Speaker 1: By the way, we're talking, Clooney, Rob Patterson.

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Speaker 4: All right, okay, okay, Well so Michael, we've got to

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Speaker 3: Well, hang on before we go. They've still been a

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Speaker 2: I think, I think, I think if we're going to

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Speaker 3: Our Pats is a big part of it.

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Speaker 2: But also at the other end, we've got Zoe Kravitz

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Speaker 2: Think you know, if we're going to do a bit

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Speaker 2: of a live action role high, maybe Martha, you should

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Speaker 1: It doesn't work like that, guy cry, But it doesn't

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Speaker 4: That because Michael Michael did tell us though, that you

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Speaker 1: Okay, Michael, what did I What did I play? Please

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Speaker 6: Now you've played a sweet innocent role playing girl you have?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that was when we first met. Do

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Speaker 1: you remember that day?

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Speaker 6: I forget what.

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Speaker 4: Happened, But the first date on the show on Maths,

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the first few weeks, I guess I think I

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Speaker 6: You no, you know you've done You've done more. You've

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Speaker 6: done it in the last year or two. You've done

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Speaker 6: a sweet.

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Speaker 1: Haven I O me.

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Speaker 3: Work with me.

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Speaker 1: I know what I've done. I know what I've done.

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Speaker 1: It's like the oh my god, I've never done this before.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Really like and then why don't we get Batman to

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Speaker 5: Why don't do that?

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Speaker 1: So we've got.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to hear Michael's Batman to be honest,

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Speaker 2: all right, it hurts my.

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Speaker 6: Throat to do it, but I'll give it a go.

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Speaker 6: I've seen the bad and it hurts. You need my help?

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Speaker 2: Oh well, Michael, you're working mate, anytime.

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Speaker 6: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: Stuff Now.

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Speaker 2: I also heard Batman's got a True Fit challenge today

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Speaker 2: launched today by Michael, So I want to get involved.

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Speaker 2: True Fit by Michael dot com dot a you thirty

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Speaker 2: day challenge there and your podcast as well the Handbags podcast.

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Speaker 3: Mate, right stuff, Thanks for coming on the show. That

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Speaker 3: was unbelievable. We enjoyed that.

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Speaker 2: See you later, legend, Bye Martha, thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 3: Huge, huge role from you this week. Well, thank you.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to