WEBVTT - FULL: Flat and Manky 0:00:09.685 --> 0:00:10.805 I Heart podcasts. 0:00:10.845 --> 0:00:13.605 You can hear more gold one I four point three podcasts, 0:00:13.685 --> 0:00:17.005 playlist and listen live on the free iHeart app. 0:00:18.165 --> 0:00:19.084 Got anything good? 0:00:19.685 --> 0:00:25.564 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:27.245 --> 0:00:28.565 How was your day yesterday? 0:00:28.565 --> 0:00:31.565 You must have just been bombarded with so many lovely messages. 0:00:32.845 --> 0:00:35.805 It was overwhelming, honestly to get to read so much 0:00:35.805 --> 0:00:39.044 support and love and thank you to everybody who sent 0:00:39.125 --> 0:00:43.165 a message. But the overwhelming thing that was put on 0:00:43.245 --> 0:00:45.925 the end of every message is I congratulations, well done. 0:00:46.284 --> 0:00:48.284 What are you going to do next? And it was 0:00:48.284 --> 0:00:52.044 a really confronting question to see come up time and 0:00:52.085 --> 0:00:54.685 time again, because why does anyone believe me that I 0:00:54.805 --> 0:00:56.765 don't know what's coming next? 0:00:56.885 --> 0:00:59.885 Because often when people in this industry say there's nothing 0:00:59.925 --> 0:01:02.245 lined up, they have something lined up, you know. But 0:01:02.365 --> 0:01:05.365 you're the only person I've ever known in my whole 0:01:05.445 --> 0:01:07.925 life on this planet who actually Jenny, because even you 0:01:08.045 --> 0:01:10.445 said to me, hey, he probably just doesn't feel comfortable 0:01:10.525 --> 0:01:12.125 telling you, but he's got some and I went, you 0:01:12.125 --> 0:01:12.645 don't know, this. 0:01:12.645 --> 0:01:15.645 Can seriously gone. 0:01:15.965 --> 0:01:18.805 I've looked into his eyes and as always, there's nothing there. 0:01:19.365 --> 0:01:22.005 There's nothing lined up. He's going to vibe out. 0:01:22.005 --> 0:01:26.005 Some people were saying it to me like secretly, like secretively, Hey, 0:01:26.085 --> 0:01:28.285 what you can tell me? We're done? I won't tell anyone 0:01:28.285 --> 0:01:31.765 what you got lined up? Oh no nothing, Monday body 0:01:31.805 --> 0:01:32.965 will come and I'll sleep in. 0:01:33.685 --> 0:01:35.885 So how how did you actually seriously have you found 0:01:35.885 --> 0:01:36.965 it unsettling? I have? 0:01:37.125 --> 0:01:41.605 Yeah, I found it too too much emotional overwhelmed yesterday 0:01:41.725 --> 0:01:43.885 and I felt the love and I felt the support, 0:01:43.885 --> 0:01:47.205 but at some point it just gets I was just 0:01:47.525 --> 0:01:50.645 confused by you know, like actually like confused, like what 0:01:50.845 --> 0:01:54.125 happened yesterday? What's happened over this last week? And what 0:01:54.285 --> 0:01:57.165 is going to happen Monday morning? Even Ruby, your daughter 0:01:57.245 --> 0:01:59.485 is in the studio today and she looked at me 0:01:59.525 --> 0:02:01.405 and said, what are you going to do next Monday? 0:02:02.645 --> 0:02:05.965 One question more than hey, you've had an amazing seven years, 0:02:06.165 --> 0:02:08.085 like who need who leaves to nothing? 0:02:09.044 --> 0:02:11.725 And there is no itinery plan for next week at all? 0:02:11.805 --> 0:02:14.084 And that's the idea. The idea is to create space. 0:02:14.165 --> 0:02:18.085 I honestly feel like I need whether it's days, weeks, months, 0:02:18.245 --> 0:02:19.805 whatever it is, I need space. 0:02:19.885 --> 0:02:23.005 Oh no, you're dead right, because actually working forum three 0:02:23.045 --> 0:02:25.325 hours out of a twenty four hour day. 0:02:25.605 --> 0:02:28.525 You've only had twenty one hours as space. We work 0:02:28.565 --> 0:02:31.165 out what percentage of Jack's day it has been space 0:02:31.765 --> 0:02:34.685 in a three hour day. The dude gets her at 0:02:34.725 --> 0:02:37.644 quarter six and leaves her eight point fifty eight. That's 0:02:37.725 --> 0:02:40.605 not enough space. What job is it you're going to 0:02:40.645 --> 0:02:42.525 go to next you go? It needs to be sub 0:02:42.565 --> 0:02:46.005 three hours, guys, Hey, Era Musk, I can't do more. 0:02:46.325 --> 0:02:47.245 I need space. 0:02:47.725 --> 0:02:49.965 I feel like I need one hundred percent space. 0:02:51.605 --> 0:02:52.484 I just said to Jack. 0:02:52.525 --> 0:02:53.764 I just said to him, Hey, do you know what 0:02:54.005 --> 0:02:55.765 Why don't you use in voluntary working with this? 0:02:56.045 --> 0:02:57.565 He actually yawned in my face. 0:02:57.365 --> 0:03:02.285 Room anything, anything's possible. 0:03:02.325 --> 0:03:05.085 Where is volunteer Jack at the homeless shelter? Again? He 0:03:05.285 --> 0:03:06.285 just needs space. 0:03:07.725 --> 0:03:10.725 Anything's possible. I don't know. I feel like I get 0:03:10.765 --> 0:03:13.405 to Friday say goodbye to you guys, like it's going 0:03:13.445 --> 0:03:16.044 to be such an emotional week. I no doubt tears 0:03:16.045 --> 0:03:17.565 are coming as we get to the end of the 0:03:17.605 --> 0:03:20.925 week on Friday. And so when I have passed that, 0:03:20.925 --> 0:03:22.605 when I've said goodbye to you, when I drive out 0:03:22.645 --> 0:03:25.485 of the radio station for the last time, that's when 0:03:25.525 --> 0:03:27.125 I'll think what should I do next? 0:03:27.165 --> 0:03:29.245 I'm suddenly going to hear that Tessa turn around and 0:03:29.285 --> 0:03:31.885 go do you know what opposite? 0:03:31.965 --> 0:03:32.885 Some crazy things? 0:03:34.165 --> 0:03:36.645 Pranks over Now, I'll see you Monday, six am. 0:03:37.165 --> 0:03:40.325 Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast. 0:03:40.805 --> 0:03:42.565 If you're trying to work out what are we talking about? 0:03:42.645 --> 0:03:47.805 Jack announced yesterday he's leaving the show this Friday, and 0:03:47.885 --> 0:03:50.765 obviously we're now pulling apart the hole. There's nothing to 0:03:50.805 --> 0:03:53.405 go to. We've not had a fall out. The show 0:03:53.485 --> 0:03:56.125 is number one. There's a big bright future for Jack 0:03:56.165 --> 0:03:59.085 on the show. But he's still done a very courageous decision. Actually, 0:03:59.205 --> 0:04:01.405 and in all Symers just you have had for quite 0:04:01.405 --> 0:04:04.005 a while a calling that actually this was never going 0:04:04.085 --> 0:04:04.925 to be forever. 0:04:05.005 --> 0:04:07.925 Actually, and I understand why people are shocked or surprised 0:04:07.965 --> 0:04:10.765 by it, because ease hard to articulate that you just 0:04:10.845 --> 0:04:14.245 feel something deep down that you can't even properly put 0:04:14.285 --> 0:04:16.885 into words, that something is telling you that it's time 0:04:16.885 --> 0:04:20.205 to move on. There's something else, there's another adventure for me. 0:04:20.365 --> 0:04:21.845 I don't know what it is, but I've got to 0:04:21.844 --> 0:04:22.245 find out. 0:04:22.325 --> 0:04:23.365 Yeah, you'll find out on time. 0:04:23.445 --> 0:04:26.164 And there is And actually people do have these callings 0:04:26.205 --> 0:04:28.444 and intuitions, but most people taught themselves out of it. 0:04:28.765 --> 0:04:31.924 I can't because of x y Z. But actually you can. 0:04:32.085 --> 0:04:34.284 I think because of your unique way you live life 0:04:34.284 --> 0:04:37.844 through not spending a cent a year and only having 0:04:37.885 --> 0:04:39.725 like half a bait being a day in your full up. 0:04:39.924 --> 0:04:42.604 I think, actually, I actually think you're a secret millionaire 0:04:43.205 --> 0:04:45.844 and that's why you can quite easy go figure it 0:04:45.844 --> 0:04:48.885 out and actually do you know what you will? 0:04:48.924 --> 0:04:51.284 I just feel like I know you don't know whereas 0:04:51.325 --> 0:04:52.724 everybody around me paddings. 0:04:52.844 --> 0:04:55.044 Now, I don't worry at all because even my wife Sarah, 0:04:55.044 --> 0:04:57.004 when you worried about when no, no, no, he's going 0:04:57.044 --> 0:04:59.725 to be okay. You know why he's always been okay. 0:05:00.125 --> 0:05:02.044 Before I called you out of the blue, you had 0:05:02.044 --> 0:05:04.085 no job lighted up in radio. You told me you 0:05:04.125 --> 0:05:08.285 were just looking for a job what office administrator? Thank 0:05:08.325 --> 0:05:09.805 god they didn't get Jacky. 0:05:10.205 --> 0:05:12.045 I honestly so, I have done this in a way 0:05:12.085 --> 0:05:15.565 before Andy. We left twenty seventeen, we. 0:05:15.525 --> 0:05:16.964 Let the biggest radio show in Australia. 0:05:17.005 --> 0:05:19.085 We stopped daily Radio. I knew they were going to 0:05:19.125 --> 0:05:20.964 a once a week podcast, but other than that, I 0:05:21.005 --> 0:05:23.124 had no idea what I was going to do. And 0:05:23.284 --> 0:05:25.445 within a month I got a call from you on. 0:05:25.484 --> 0:05:27.404 England going, hey remember me. We met a couple of 0:05:27.445 --> 0:05:30.205 years ago, do you want a job? And it was like, yeah, right. 0:05:31.044 --> 0:05:33.805 Thumbs up, Universe, thank you for that free kick. And 0:05:33.885 --> 0:05:36.404 now I'm just opening myself up to whatever the universe 0:05:36.445 --> 0:05:37.044 has in stored. 0:05:37.085 --> 0:05:41.325 Next, I got a message yesterday from your old boss 0:05:41.325 --> 0:05:45.004 and Hamish Fandy's old boss, and he heard yesterday's show 0:05:45.245 --> 0:05:48.125 and he runs a big radio arrival radio station to 0:05:48.205 --> 0:05:50.164 us here in Melbourne, and he said, this is a 0:05:50.245 --> 0:05:53.485 one hundred percent jack Post move to go to nothing. 0:05:54.245 --> 0:05:56.725 Never seen it before, never see it again in a lifetime, 0:05:56.804 --> 0:05:58.924 but it's the uniqueness of you, Jackie Board. 0:05:59.044 --> 0:06:00.845 And do you know what you will thrive the next thing. 0:06:00.885 --> 0:06:02.044 I've got no doubt you will. 0:06:02.044 --> 0:06:04.044 Thank you guys, I actually remember this is it for 0:06:04.125 --> 0:06:06.085 anyone who listened to me? And he was known as 0:06:06.125 --> 0:06:08.525 Grumpy Day. Yes, he was my first proper boss because 0:06:09.005 --> 0:06:11.245 working on Hamshodny was my first full time job. I've 0:06:11.284 --> 0:06:13.565 never worked in anything full time other than and he 0:06:13.645 --> 0:06:14.325 said full time. 0:06:14.364 --> 0:06:16.085 That was a show that was two hours a day, 0:06:16.604 --> 0:06:18.805 and so now full time four till six with the 0:06:18.885 --> 0:06:19.924 last hours repeated. 0:06:20.005 --> 0:06:23.164 You told me once they could even stretch for three hours. 0:06:23.284 --> 0:06:25.204 Can you imagine what it's like going from two hours 0:06:25.205 --> 0:06:26.964 a day to three hours a day, which we do 0:06:27.005 --> 0:06:29.124 here now. My mom was float but I do remember 0:06:29.164 --> 0:06:31.005 a grumpy day of sitting me down and go have 0:06:31.125 --> 0:06:32.925 you thought this through? Do you? Are you sure you 0:06:32.924 --> 0:06:34.844 don't want to work anywhere else in the radio station? 0:06:34.964 --> 0:06:37.645 I said no, I'll just see. I feel like I'll 0:06:37.685 --> 0:06:39.605 land on my feet somewhere else. And then I got 0:06:39.604 --> 0:06:40.085 the call for it. 0:06:40.125 --> 0:06:41.325 You will, honestly, you'll be great. 0:06:41.364 --> 0:06:43.044 Chat whatever the next thing is that you find it 0:06:43.085 --> 0:06:45.085 when it's right for you, it would be great now, Patsy, 0:06:45.164 --> 0:06:47.445 you Monday winner, a loser? How was your day yesterday? 0:06:47.604 --> 0:06:48.125 So funny? 0:06:48.565 --> 0:06:50.924 I'm a loser, but a funny loser. So I went 0:06:51.005 --> 0:06:54.365 yesterday for a spray TND and when it's a bit colder, 0:06:54.445 --> 0:06:55.444 I just go the hub. 0:06:55.525 --> 0:06:57.685 Loo natural spray turn this tumming you as well as 0:06:57.685 --> 0:07:00.244 it's wintertime. If people are rugging up, see someone with 0:07:00.284 --> 0:07:03.404 a mahogany hugh who is whiter than white? 0:07:03.604 --> 0:07:05.525 You know why have weerribee? 0:07:05.964 --> 0:07:10.645 That just makes me see record minus four agree cold. 0:07:10.364 --> 0:07:11.285 Stream this morning? 0:07:11.405 --> 0:07:13.845 But that's why I get it makes me feel warmer 0:07:13.925 --> 0:07:17.845 and brighter and happier. Yeah, you know it just puts 0:07:17.885 --> 0:07:20.925 a good mask on your skin. Anyway, So I wait, yesterday, 0:07:20.965 --> 0:07:23.684 I get the half price option when it's cold, so 0:07:23.725 --> 0:07:27.005 I get you can get a half body tanned. 0:07:27.285 --> 0:07:29.165 Was that just a front top half? 0:07:30.605 --> 0:07:34.165 So it's normally from like your hips down, so your 0:07:34.205 --> 0:07:37.365 legs and then kind of like your chest up, so 0:07:37.445 --> 0:07:39.165 the bits you sea essentially just. 0:07:39.125 --> 0:07:41.764 Not You've got like a white band around your stomach. 0:07:42.804 --> 0:07:44.045 I thought you just meant half strength. 0:07:44.725 --> 0:07:45.485 That's what I thought. 0:07:45.525 --> 0:07:48.525 You know, half as in area of your body. 0:07:49.005 --> 0:07:50.845 Because I just don't worry about the back. 0:07:51.765 --> 0:07:51.965 Yeah. 0:07:51.965 --> 0:07:54.684 Well, I mean you're not showing your sort of middle 0:07:54.685 --> 0:07:56.884 bit in this weather, especially. 0:07:56.445 --> 0:07:57.165 So I must be. 0:07:58.685 --> 0:08:00.045 When you get into your husband. 0:08:00.965 --> 0:08:02.005 Chris doesn't laugh at her. 0:08:02.445 --> 0:08:03.765 But anyway, so I I copped it. 0:08:04.685 --> 0:08:05.285 Yeah it is. 0:08:05.565 --> 0:08:07.645 I copped a new girl yesterday and I said, hey, listen, 0:08:07.645 --> 0:08:09.364 I'm just going to go the heart ten today. And 0:08:09.405 --> 0:08:12.285 she goes no worries, but she misunderstood she was new, 0:08:12.565 --> 0:08:14.685 she hadn't done one before, so she. 0:08:14.685 --> 0:08:21.925 Started face and hands please, I think wants a bogan 0:08:22.005 --> 0:08:24.364 tan this offer. 0:08:24.405 --> 0:08:26.884 But she started from the top of my head and 0:08:27.005 --> 0:08:29.725 just went down one side of my body, So. 0:08:31.765 --> 0:08:33.285 You're actually two faced from batman. 0:08:33.565 --> 0:08:34.805 You are you know what you're going to do one 0:08:34.804 --> 0:08:38.125 of those one man shows. Now two different characters what 0:08:38.205 --> 0:08:39.045 she was doing. 0:08:39.325 --> 0:08:41.005 And then she went to put the gun back, this 0:08:41.125 --> 0:08:43.405 bray gun back and I said, oh, you got into 0:08:43.444 --> 0:08:45.725 the other side, and she said, but you wanted half 0:08:45.725 --> 0:08:46.844 a body, and I see. 0:08:46.684 --> 0:08:50.645 You so funny even it up. So by the time 0:08:50.725 --> 0:08:51.925 she did the other side. Now do you have a 0:08:51.925 --> 0:08:54.085 scene down the middle? 0:08:54.564 --> 0:08:57.684 Join like a factory doll. The mold was. 0:08:59.204 --> 0:09:02.485 The Christian o'connal show podcast. 0:09:02.645 --> 0:09:05.964 Christian and now this image of soon to be retired 0:09:06.045 --> 0:09:08.685 Jack Post and it's three odds on Gordy fighting over 0:09:08.725 --> 0:09:09.844 the TV remote control. 0:09:09.965 --> 0:09:13.165 Next week Shane and Sydney. You've seen in the future. 0:09:13.485 --> 0:09:14.165 It's a lot of. 0:09:14.165 --> 0:09:17.445 Daytime TV and back to back episodes of Blue Can 0:09:17.444 --> 0:09:20.005 we watch another? And Goody Go No Dad, It's time 0:09:20.045 --> 0:09:20.405 to get. 0:09:20.285 --> 0:09:20.605 You down too. 0:09:20.645 --> 0:09:25.605 Center link Christian Morning, Christian hearing Jack's news shocked. However, 0:09:25.725 --> 0:09:28.205 is this an opportunity? Why not use tomorrow the show 0:09:28.245 --> 0:09:33.244 to run replacement auditions, announce replacement Thursday. Replacement starts Friday. 0:09:33.564 --> 0:09:37.045 My other version of Like My Day Yesterday was people 0:09:37.084 --> 0:09:42.565 waiting no time to apply for your jobs? I am. 0:09:42.605 --> 0:09:48.084 I had CVS resumes. So many people with no radio. 0:09:47.804 --> 0:09:51.405 Experience where obviously they think that's how highly regarded Jack was. Well, 0:09:51.444 --> 0:09:53.125 I've got no RED experience, but I can do what 0:09:53.165 --> 0:09:55.765 he did. I can come straight in from driving this 0:09:55.804 --> 0:09:58.244 bus to being where you need me. Oh see, I'm 0:09:58.285 --> 0:09:59.125 there next Monday. 0:09:59.285 --> 0:10:02.365 I can't be. People didn't even wait in there goodbye message. 0:10:02.405 --> 0:10:06.605 They were also parlaying that within a sentence to Hey I'm. 0:10:06.485 --> 0:10:09.485 Available, Christian. 0:10:09.525 --> 0:10:11.125 I want to thank Jack because he was the one 0:10:11.125 --> 0:10:14.485 who recommended Does the Dog Die? And now I use 0:10:14.525 --> 0:10:16.724 it all the time for any TV shows or movies. 0:10:16.765 --> 0:10:19.604 We're watching it with the kids. I also remember a 0:10:19.605 --> 0:10:21.604 back when the show started, he was trying to make 0:10:21.605 --> 0:10:24.045 a thing called star Cards happen? 0:10:24.564 --> 0:10:25.445 Is there any update? 0:10:25.525 --> 0:10:28.285 Has he secretly been making a fortuneless side and just 0:10:28.324 --> 0:10:29.204 not shared it with you? 0:10:29.804 --> 0:10:31.925 What star I can't remember both of those I had 0:10:31.965 --> 0:10:33.965 forgotten about Does the Dog Die? That's a website you 0:10:33.965 --> 0:10:35.325 can go to to see if it's going to be 0:10:35.365 --> 0:10:37.285 too sad to watch the movie or not. And then 0:10:37.405 --> 0:10:39.645 Star Cards. I can't believe you don't remember. It was 0:10:39.684 --> 0:10:41.965 my first gift to the show. I bought him this 0:10:42.045 --> 0:10:45.285 game of It was a board game ahead of Margaret 0:10:45.285 --> 0:10:49.245 and David at the movies one of and they had 0:10:49.245 --> 0:10:51.484 these things called star cards where you would simply go 0:10:52.245 --> 0:10:56.525 the movie is from in nineteen ninety seven starring Keanu Reeves. 0:10:56.564 --> 0:10:58.885 What's the movie? And you go the matrix and we 0:10:58.925 --> 0:11:00.325 made a game out of Have you still got the 0:11:00.324 --> 0:11:02.765 Star Cards? I keep thinking of it because that board 0:11:02.845 --> 0:11:05.324 game is still sitting on a shelf. 0:11:05.444 --> 0:11:09.085 Bring back the star cards, Christian reassured at this says 0:11:09.084 --> 0:11:11.885 a lovely message from Tim Christian. I quit my job 0:11:11.965 --> 0:11:14.405 almost three years ago as a cabinet maker, did nothing 0:11:14.444 --> 0:11:17.324 for two months, applied for a couple of jobs, then 0:11:17.405 --> 0:11:20.604 decided to start my own cabinet making business. It's thriving 0:11:20.684 --> 0:11:23.885 right now. Had no client base, nothing, just headfirst into 0:11:23.885 --> 0:11:25.604 the unknown and it's gone so well. 0:11:25.885 --> 0:11:27.205 Tim, lovely message. 0:11:27.645 --> 0:11:30.204 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:11:31.324 --> 0:11:34.605 This is hearing non Patsy sports news there. There's no 0:11:34.725 --> 0:11:38.684 other major sporting code in any other country that would 0:11:38.684 --> 0:11:41.805 be okay. We're conducting crisis talks in a pub. 0:11:42.204 --> 0:11:43.725 Did you hear Patsy in the sports news there? 0:11:43.765 --> 0:11:46.485 How Andrewdan and Laura Kane met with a couple of 0:11:46.485 --> 0:11:49.205 coaches to have these crisis talks right about the coaching 0:11:49.245 --> 0:11:50.405 crisis in a. 0:11:50.444 --> 0:11:53.285 In a North Melbourne pub. Why can't you go to 0:11:53.365 --> 0:11:56.485 like the mcg or boardroom, a high level tracks of 0:11:56.485 --> 0:11:59.725 a billion dollar league and it's in a North Melbourne pub? 0:12:00.125 --> 0:12:01.725 Are they there going? Can you just turn the music now? 0:12:03.084 --> 0:12:08.084 It's trivia and I guys, crisis talks. It's ironic. 0:12:08.845 --> 0:12:11.804 Let's own it, guys, Christis talks in a North Melbourne 0:12:11.845 --> 0:12:14.324 bub All right, time for this week's small thing, big 0:12:14.405 --> 0:12:16.765 rage where you ran to off about the small thing 0:12:16.804 --> 0:12:18.285 that gets your gears grinded. 0:12:19.365 --> 0:12:23.405 Small things, all. 0:12:23.324 --> 0:12:25.925 Right, kick us off this morning, small thing, big rage. 0:12:26.765 --> 0:12:29.325 You can book a restaurant so easy now right, and 0:12:29.365 --> 0:12:31.845 you can modify it very easy, and you can cancel 0:12:31.845 --> 0:12:35.245 it until if you're trying to counsel like the night 0:12:35.645 --> 0:12:38.125 or the morning off and they make you do that 0:12:38.204 --> 0:12:39.165 really irritating thing. 0:12:39.605 --> 0:12:41.485 They speak to you like a child going speeds. 0:12:41.485 --> 0:12:43.525 Are grown up and account for yourself a while, and 0:12:43.605 --> 0:12:46.365 now suddenly you don't fancy going for lunch or dinner. 0:12:46.485 --> 0:12:48.285 Plus you try and speak to any human when you 0:12:48.324 --> 0:12:51.325 call that number L eighteen options, they push you to 0:12:51.324 --> 0:12:52.165 the website the. 0:12:52.324 --> 0:12:54.405 Social media account. They don't want to hear from us. 0:12:54.684 --> 0:12:56.885 It takes like ten minutes. Then you got to speak to. 0:12:56.885 --> 0:12:58.564 An audult and you go, oh, listen, we can't make 0:12:58.605 --> 0:13:02.365 it to then, and they go, okay, you know what 0:13:02.405 --> 0:13:04.645 you're doing here. It's childish, just booking stuff and then 0:13:04.684 --> 0:13:05.485 cancing the other day. 0:13:05.605 --> 0:13:06.964 Yeah, you're happy with yourself? 0:13:06.965 --> 0:13:09.525 Is the prank? Your friends there and speak of pie. 0:13:10.845 --> 0:13:14.085 And you just try to do the right thing like fantasy. 0:13:15.285 --> 0:13:19.285 Yeah, and just circumstances changed. Why can't I just modify it? 0:13:19.405 --> 0:13:21.324 They don't like it. There's a there must be a 0:13:21.365 --> 0:13:22.005 set timer. 0:13:22.045 --> 0:13:22.645 When it goes. 0:13:22.765 --> 0:13:25.045 You need to call the restaurant today, and then you 0:13:25.084 --> 0:13:27.444 speak to another ground about how bad you've been. Right now, 0:13:27.885 --> 0:13:29.165 jackie boy, what's your small thing? 0:13:29.204 --> 0:13:29.805 Big range? 0:13:29.845 --> 0:13:32.365 The small thing is a magazine rack that lives in 0:13:32.405 --> 0:13:35.925 our house, which I hate. We don't read magazines at home, 0:13:36.045 --> 0:13:38.405 we don't collect magazines, but for some reason we have 0:13:38.525 --> 0:13:41.285 this vintage, antiquey looking. 0:13:41.245 --> 0:13:43.045 Man those ones you mean, is it brassy? 0:13:43.204 --> 0:13:46.845 Brassy? Heavy? Sits on the floor, doesn't really have a 0:13:46.965 --> 0:13:48.045 proper space in the home. 0:13:48.125 --> 0:13:49.565 So what's in it room? 0:13:49.845 --> 0:13:54.765 Some magazines we had maybe ten years ago, like interiors. 0:13:54.804 --> 0:13:57.645 But your hipsters, so there's always like interior magazines in 0:13:57.645 --> 0:13:58.444 those in your homes. 0:13:59.005 --> 0:14:00.804 We honestly we never read them, or it does is 0:14:00.845 --> 0:14:02.365 just get moved room to room when it gets in 0:14:02.365 --> 0:14:04.765 the way. Somehow made it into our bedroom. And on 0:14:04.804 --> 0:14:06.844 Saturday night, I'm getting up in the middle of the 0:14:06.925 --> 0:14:08.845 night to go to the toilet. I stub my toe 0:14:08.965 --> 0:14:13.125 on the edge of Oh my god, I was. I 0:14:13.165 --> 0:14:16.444 couldn't believe the pain. For a while. I actually thought 0:14:16.564 --> 0:14:19.285 I had food poisoning because my body went into that 0:14:19.405 --> 0:14:20.125 fever stuff. 0:14:21.165 --> 0:14:22.965 It starts that toe and now I think it's now 0:14:23.005 --> 0:14:23.485 really bad. 0:14:26.045 --> 0:14:26.845 I was, I was. 0:14:28.445 --> 0:14:29.045 Trimble zero. 0:14:29.285 --> 0:14:30.405 I know it's hard to believe. 0:14:30.445 --> 0:14:33.365 I must get my affairs in order. I'm just gonna 0:14:33.365 --> 0:14:35.205 record this for Gordon if you can, if you could 0:14:35.245 --> 0:14:37.165 hear my words Gordon that he hasn't made it. 0:14:37.245 --> 0:14:38.205 I know it's hard to believe. 0:14:38.285 --> 0:14:41.645 I was started by towing a periodical of country living 0:14:41.965 --> 0:14:43.124 homes and interiors. 0:14:43.565 --> 0:14:47.565 I actually got ready to throw up into it was 0:14:47.645 --> 0:14:48.925 so bad. 0:14:48.965 --> 0:14:51.165 This is the man who can't cover the three hour day. 0:14:51.525 --> 0:14:55.845 I honestly had a fever type fever now. 0:14:55.765 --> 0:15:01.525 As well, my body shutting down. Dear diary. This is 0:15:01.525 --> 0:15:04.925 the last day for me. Jackie is done in perats. 0:15:05.085 --> 0:15:06.245 What's it for you? Small things? 0:15:06.645 --> 0:15:09.045 My small thing this week? I went to the fridge 0:15:09.125 --> 0:15:12.965 last night, really thirsty. We have a cordial jug right 0:15:13.125 --> 0:15:16.605 that everyone helps themselves to and the expectation is that 0:15:16.645 --> 0:15:19.845 when it's empty, and if you find it empty or 0:15:19.925 --> 0:15:22.925 like you empty it, you are expected to refill it. 0:15:26.045 --> 0:15:29.085 Yeah, some weak lemon cordial squash. 0:15:29.485 --> 0:15:31.525 Yeah, it's delicious, but no one else. 0:15:31.765 --> 0:15:33.645 No one's retopping it because it's rank. 0:15:33.765 --> 0:15:36.005 No, they're all drinking it, but they're not topping it up. 0:15:36.005 --> 0:15:39.005 And that job is mine. And so I can't have 0:15:39.045 --> 0:15:40.965 a nice cool drink because no one else has been 0:15:41.005 --> 0:15:41.885 considerate enough. 0:15:42.005 --> 0:15:46.805 Suddenly ravish by needs in this cold weather cold cord 0:15:48.165 --> 0:15:52.725 rebuild it sub temperatures or a nice ice cold cordial 0:15:53.125 --> 0:15:55.885 weak lemon barley due to do me right now? Oh, 0:15:57.125 --> 0:15:59.245 you guys don't like this. 0:15:59.405 --> 0:16:06.645 It's like the toilet roll equivalent tosh. You need to 0:16:06.685 --> 0:16:07.365 replenish it. 0:16:07.485 --> 0:16:10.165 It's not no, I know should require cordial. 0:16:11.045 --> 0:16:14.285 During COVID there was no cordials shortage, and that tells 0:16:14.325 --> 0:16:15.845 you what flavor. 0:16:15.925 --> 0:16:16.885 Let me guess raspberry. 0:16:17.005 --> 0:16:18.645 No, it was fruit cup actually. 0:16:21.845 --> 0:16:25.484 Daily dose of fruit in one delicious cordial cup. All right, 0:16:25.525 --> 0:16:27.285 small thing, big rage? What's it for you? 0:16:27.685 --> 0:16:31.484 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:16:31.085 --> 0:16:34.085 Small Thing, Big Rage, Christians slow walkers that you can't 0:16:34.085 --> 0:16:34.604 pass it? 0:16:34.645 --> 0:16:38.124 Did rise me? Insane? I get that, Jason Stath and 0:16:38.245 --> 0:16:40.885 movie rage. Well, I will follow you to your house 0:16:40.925 --> 0:16:44.405 and unleashall for ninety two minutes of movie greatness. 0:16:44.445 --> 0:16:46.725 So walkers you can't pass. In Worse than that, people 0:16:46.725 --> 0:16:49.645 are walking on a footpath with their friends and won't 0:16:49.685 --> 0:16:50.845 merge into a single line. 0:16:50.845 --> 0:16:54.005 You're right, they're like eight deep, aren't they? 0:16:54.285 --> 0:16:58.925 Or the infuriating Christian I've got a small thing, big rage. 0:16:59.005 --> 0:17:00.604 I want to highlight. 0:17:00.245 --> 0:17:04.205 Another spoiler by the team, Echoing mister Wolf's notes. As 0:17:04.245 --> 0:17:06.285 a UK listener, I woke up at four am to 0:17:06.365 --> 0:17:09.325 drive to work. Before setting off, checked out the latest 0:17:09.325 --> 0:17:12.805 show podcast, Imagine My Horror to see that although the 0:17:12.845 --> 0:17:15.445 full podcast wasn't up yet, the mini one of the 0:17:15.485 --> 0:17:18.765 show Yese have been released with the title Jack Post 0:17:18.845 --> 0:17:22.045 is leaving. If it doesn't matter, it's not left, He's 0:17:22.085 --> 0:17:24.244 still here. This was a full three hours off are 0:17:24.285 --> 0:17:27.605 the full show was released. This makes Patsy's premature announcement 0:17:27.605 --> 0:17:30.205 with the wind in got Congrie seem like a carry pigeon. 0:17:30.485 --> 0:17:33.885 In terms of spoilers strong words, please make sure that 0:17:34.005 --> 0:17:37.085 Rio and or slash Caitlin are suitably admonished for this. 0:17:37.565 --> 0:17:40.125 I attach a picture as evidenced. Rio, you want to 0:17:40.125 --> 0:17:40.845 write supply here? 0:17:41.125 --> 0:17:44.445 Why would you not put the most interesting newsworthy part 0:17:44.645 --> 0:17:47.285 in the headline. That's exactly what the headlines are for. 0:17:47.525 --> 0:17:51.445