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Speaker 1: How was your day yesterday?
Speaker 2: You must have just been bombarded with so many lovely messages.
Speaker 5: It was overwhelming, honestly to get to read so much
Speaker 5: support and love and thank you to everybody who sent
Speaker 5: a message. But the overwhelming thing that was put on
Speaker 5: the end of every message is I congratulations, well done.
Speaker 5: What are you going to do next? And it was
Speaker 5: a really confronting question to see come up time and
Speaker 5: time again, because why does anyone believe me that I
Speaker 5: don't know what's coming next?
Speaker 2: Because often when people in this industry say there's nothing
Speaker 2: lined up, they have something lined up, you know. But
Speaker 2: you're the only person I've ever known in my whole
Speaker 2: life on this planet who actually Jenny, because even you
Speaker 2: said to me, hey, he probably just doesn't feel comfortable
Speaker 2: telling you, but he's got some and I went, you
Speaker 2: don't know, this.
Speaker 1: Can seriously gone.
Speaker 2: I've looked into his eyes and as always, there's nothing there.
Speaker 1: There's nothing lined up. He's going to vibe out.
Speaker 5: Some people were saying it to me like secretly, like secretively, Hey,
Speaker 5: what you can tell me? We're done? I won't tell anyone
Speaker 5: what you got lined up? Oh no nothing, Monday body
Speaker 5: will come and I'll sleep in.
Speaker 1: So how how did you actually seriously have you found
Speaker 1: it unsettling? I have?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I found it too too much emotional overwhelmed yesterday
Speaker 5: and I felt the love and I felt the support,
Speaker 5: but at some point it just gets I was just
Speaker 5: confused by you know, like actually like confused, like what
Speaker 5: happened yesterday? What's happened over this last week? And what
Speaker 5: is going to happen Monday morning? Even Ruby, your daughter
Speaker 5: is in the studio today and she looked at me
Speaker 5: and said, what are you going to do next Monday?
Speaker 1: One question more than hey, you've had an amazing seven years,
Speaker 1: like who need who leaves to nothing?
Speaker 5: And there is no itinery plan for next week at all?
Speaker 5: And that's the idea. The idea is to create space.
Speaker 5: I honestly feel like I need whether it's days, weeks, months,
Speaker 5: whatever it is, I need space.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you're dead right, because actually working forum three
Speaker 2: hours out of a twenty four hour day.
Speaker 1: You've only had twenty one hours as space. We work
Speaker 1: out what percentage of Jack's day it has been space
Speaker 1: in a three hour day. The dude gets her at
Speaker 1: quarter six and leaves her eight point fifty eight. That's
Speaker 1: not enough space. What job is it you're going to
Speaker 1: go to next you go? It needs to be sub
Speaker 1: three hours, guys, Hey, Era Musk, I can't do more.
Speaker 1: I need space.
Speaker 5: I feel like I need one hundred percent space.
Speaker 1: I just said to Jack.
Speaker 2: I just said to him, Hey, do you know what
Speaker 2: Why don't you use in voluntary working with this?
Speaker 1: He actually yawned in my face.
Speaker 5: Room anything, anything's possible.
Speaker 1: Where is volunteer Jack at the homeless shelter? Again? He
Speaker 1: just needs space.
Speaker 5: Anything's possible. I don't know. I feel like I get
Speaker 5: to Friday say goodbye to you guys, like it's going
Speaker 5: to be such an emotional week. I no doubt tears
Speaker 5: are coming as we get to the end of the
Speaker 5: week on Friday. And so when I have passed that,
Speaker 5: when I've said goodbye to you, when I drive out
Speaker 5: of the radio station for the last time, that's when
Speaker 5: I'll think what should I do next?
Speaker 1: I'm suddenly going to hear that Tessa turn around and
Speaker 1: go do you know what opposite?
Speaker 5: Some crazy things?
Speaker 1: Pranks over Now, I'll see you Monday, six am.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.
Speaker 1: If you're trying to work out what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: Jack announced yesterday he's leaving the show this Friday, and
Speaker 2: obviously we're now pulling apart the hole. There's nothing to
Speaker 2: go to. We've not had a fall out. The show
Speaker 2: is number one. There's a big bright future for Jack
Speaker 2: on the show. But he's still done a very courageous decision. Actually,
Speaker 2: and in all Symers just you have had for quite
Speaker 2: a while a calling that actually this was never going
Speaker 2: to be forever.
Speaker 5: Actually, and I understand why people are shocked or surprised
Speaker 5: by it, because ease hard to articulate that you just
Speaker 5: feel something deep down that you can't even properly put
Speaker 5: into words, that something is telling you that it's time
Speaker 5: to move on. There's something else, there's another adventure for me.
Speaker 5: I don't know what it is, but I've got to
Speaker 5: find out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll find out on time.
Speaker 2: And there is And actually people do have these callings
Speaker 2: and intuitions, but most people taught themselves out of it.
Speaker 2: I can't because of x y Z. But actually you can.
Speaker 2: I think because of your unique way you live life
Speaker 2: through not spending a cent a year and only having
Speaker 2: like half a bait being a day in your full up.
Speaker 2: I think, actually, I actually think you're a secret millionaire
Speaker 2: and that's why you can quite easy go figure it
Speaker 2: out and actually do you know what you will?
Speaker 5: I just feel like I know you don't know whereas
Speaker 5: everybody around me paddings.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't worry at all because even my wife Sarah,
Speaker 2: when you worried about when no, no, no, he's going
Speaker 2: to be okay. You know why he's always been okay.
Speaker 2: Before I called you out of the blue, you had
Speaker 2: no job lighted up in radio. You told me you
Speaker 2: were just looking for a job what office administrator? Thank
Speaker 2: god they didn't get Jacky.
Speaker 5: I honestly so, I have done this in a way
Speaker 5: before Andy. We left twenty seventeen, we.
Speaker 1: Let the biggest radio show in Australia.
Speaker 5: We stopped daily Radio. I knew they were going to
Speaker 5: a once a week podcast, but other than that, I
Speaker 5: had no idea what I was going to do. And
Speaker 5: within a month I got a call from you on.
Speaker 2: England going, hey remember me. We met a couple of
Speaker 2: years ago, do you want a job? And it was like, yeah, right.
Speaker 5: Thumbs up, Universe, thank you for that free kick. And
Speaker 5: now I'm just opening myself up to whatever the universe
Speaker 5: has in stored.
Speaker 2: Next, I got a message yesterday from your old boss
Speaker 2: and Hamish Fandy's old boss, and he heard yesterday's show
Speaker 2: and he runs a big radio arrival radio station to
Speaker 2: us here in Melbourne, and he said, this is a
Speaker 2: one hundred percent jack Post move to go to nothing.
Speaker 1: Never seen it before, never see it again in a lifetime,
Speaker 1: but it's the uniqueness of you, Jackie Board.
Speaker 2: And do you know what you will thrive the next thing.
Speaker 2: I've got no doubt you will.
Speaker 5: Thank you guys, I actually remember this is it for
Speaker 5: anyone who listened to me? And he was known as
Speaker 5: Grumpy Day. Yes, he was my first proper boss because
Speaker 5: working on Hamshodny was my first full time job. I've
Speaker 5: never worked in anything full time other than and he
Speaker 5: said full time.
Speaker 2: That was a show that was two hours a day,
Speaker 2: and so now full time four till six with the
Speaker 2: last hours repeated.
Speaker 1: You told me once they could even stretch for three hours.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine what it's like going from two hours
Speaker 5: a day to three hours a day, which we do
Speaker 5: here now. My mom was float but I do remember
Speaker 5: a grumpy day of sitting me down and go have
Speaker 5: you thought this through? Do you? Are you sure you
Speaker 5: don't want to work anywhere else in the radio station?
Speaker 5: I said no, I'll just see. I feel like I'll
Speaker 5: land on my feet somewhere else. And then I got
Speaker 5: the call for it.
Speaker 1: You will, honestly, you'll be great.
Speaker 2: Chat whatever the next thing is that you find it
Speaker 2: when it's right for you, it would be great now, Patsy,
Speaker 2: you Monday winner, a loser? How was your day yesterday?
Speaker 1: So funny?
Speaker 6: I'm a loser, but a funny loser. So I went
Speaker 6: yesterday for a spray TND and when it's a bit colder,
Speaker 6: I just go the hub.
Speaker 2: Loo natural spray turn this tumming you as well as
Speaker 2: it's wintertime. If people are rugging up, see someone with
Speaker 2: a mahogany hugh who is whiter than white?
Speaker 1: You know why have weerribee?
Speaker 5: That just makes me see record minus four agree cold.
Speaker 7: Stream this morning?
Speaker 6: But that's why I get it makes me feel warmer
Speaker 6: and brighter and happier. Yeah, you know it just puts
Speaker 6: a good mask on your skin. Anyway, So I wait, yesterday,
Speaker 6: I get the half price option when it's cold, so
Speaker 6: I get you can get a half body tanned.
Speaker 1: Was that just a front top half?
Speaker 6: So it's normally from like your hips down, so your
Speaker 6: legs and then kind of like your chest up, so
Speaker 6: the bits you sea essentially just.
Speaker 1: Not You've got like a white band around your stomach.
Speaker 5: I thought you just meant half strength.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought.
Speaker 6: You know, half as in area of your body.
Speaker 1: Because I just don't worry about the back.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean you're not showing your sort of middle
Speaker 6: bit in this weather, especially.
Speaker 5: So I must be.
Speaker 1: When you get into your husband.
Speaker 5: Chris doesn't laugh at her.
Speaker 6: But anyway, so I I copped it.
Speaker 4: Yeah it is.
Speaker 6: I copped a new girl yesterday and I said, hey, listen,
Speaker 6: I'm just going to go the heart ten today. And
Speaker 6: she goes no worries, but she misunderstood she was new,
Speaker 6: she hadn't done one before, so she.
Speaker 2: Started face and hands please, I think wants a bogan
Speaker 2: tan this offer.
Speaker 6: But she started from the top of my head and
Speaker 6: just went down one side of my body, So.
Speaker 5: You're actually two faced from batman.
Speaker 1: You are you know what you're going to do one
Speaker 1: of those one man shows. Now two different characters what
Speaker 1: she was doing.
Speaker 6: And then she went to put the gun back, this
Speaker 6: bray gun back and I said, oh, you got into
Speaker 6: the other side, and she said, but you wanted half
Speaker 6: a body, and I see.
Speaker 5: You so funny even it up. So by the time
Speaker 5: she did the other side. Now do you have a
Speaker 5: scene down the middle?
Speaker 1: Join like a factory doll. The mold was.
Speaker 4: The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian and now this image of soon to be retired
Speaker 2: Jack Post and it's three odds on Gordy fighting over
Speaker 2: the TV remote control.
Speaker 1: Next week Shane and Sydney. You've seen in the future.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of.
Speaker 2: Daytime TV and back to back episodes of Blue Can
Speaker 2: we watch another? And Goody Go No Dad, It's time
Speaker 2: to get.
Speaker 1: You down too.
Speaker 2: Center link Christian Morning, Christian hearing Jack's news shocked. However,
Speaker 2: is this an opportunity? Why not use tomorrow the show
Speaker 2: to run replacement auditions, announce replacement Thursday. Replacement starts Friday.
Speaker 2: My other version of Like My Day Yesterday was people
Speaker 2: waiting no time to apply for your jobs? I am.
Speaker 2: I had CVS resumes. So many people with no radio.
Speaker 1: Experience where obviously they think that's how highly regarded Jack was. Well,
Speaker 1: I've got no RED experience, but I can do what
Speaker 1: he did. I can come straight in from driving this
Speaker 1: bus to being where you need me. Oh see, I'm
Speaker 1: there next Monday.
Speaker 5: I can't be. People didn't even wait in there goodbye message.
Speaker 5: They were also parlaying that within a sentence to Hey I'm.
Speaker 1: Available, Christian.
Speaker 2: I want to thank Jack because he was the one
Speaker 2: who recommended Does the Dog Die? And now I use
Speaker 2: it all the time for any TV shows or movies.
Speaker 2: We're watching it with the kids. I also remember a
Speaker 2: back when the show started, he was trying to make
Speaker 2: a thing called star Cards happen?
Speaker 1: Is there any update?
Speaker 2: Has he secretly been making a fortuneless side and just
Speaker 2: not shared it with you?
Speaker 5: What star I can't remember both of those I had
Speaker 5: forgotten about Does the Dog Die? That's a website you
Speaker 5: can go to to see if it's going to be
Speaker 5: too sad to watch the movie or not. And then
Speaker 5: Star Cards. I can't believe you don't remember. It was
Speaker 5: my first gift to the show. I bought him this
Speaker 5: game of It was a board game ahead of Margaret
Speaker 5: and David at the movies one of and they had
Speaker 5: these things called star cards where you would simply go
Speaker 5: the movie is from in nineteen ninety seven starring Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 5: What's the movie? And you go the matrix and we
Speaker 5: made a game out of Have you still got the
Speaker 5: Star Cards? I keep thinking of it because that board
Speaker 5: game is still sitting on a shelf.
Speaker 2: Bring back the star cards, Christian reassured at this says
Speaker 2: a lovely message from Tim Christian. I quit my job
Speaker 2: almost three years ago as a cabinet maker, did nothing
Speaker 2: for two months, applied for a couple of jobs, then
Speaker 2: decided to start my own cabinet making business. It's thriving
Speaker 2: right now. Had no client base, nothing, just headfirst into
Speaker 2: the unknown and it's gone so well.
Speaker 1: Tim, lovely message.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: This is hearing non Patsy sports news there. There's no
Speaker 2: other major sporting code in any other country that would
Speaker 2: be okay. We're conducting crisis talks in a pub.
Speaker 1: Did you hear Patsy in the sports news there?
Speaker 2: How Andrewdan and Laura Kane met with a couple of
Speaker 2: coaches to have these crisis talks right about the coaching
Speaker 2: crisis in a.
Speaker 1: In a North Melbourne pub. Why can't you go to
Speaker 1: like the mcg or boardroom, a high level tracks of
Speaker 1: a billion dollar league and it's in a North Melbourne pub?
Speaker 1: Are they there going? Can you just turn the music now?
Speaker 1: It's trivia and I guys, crisis talks. It's ironic.
Speaker 2: Let's own it, guys, Christis talks in a North Melbourne
Speaker 2: bub All right, time for this week's small thing, big
Speaker 2: rage where you ran to off about the small thing
Speaker 2: that gets your gears grinded.
Speaker 1: Small things, all.
Speaker 2: Right, kick us off this morning, small thing, big rage.
Speaker 2: You can book a restaurant so easy now right, and
Speaker 2: you can modify it very easy, and you can cancel
Speaker 2: it until if you're trying to counsel like the night
Speaker 2: or the morning off and they make you do that
Speaker 2: really irritating thing.
Speaker 1: They speak to you like a child going speeds.
Speaker 2: Are grown up and account for yourself a while, and
Speaker 2: now suddenly you don't fancy going for lunch or dinner.
Speaker 2: Plus you try and speak to any human when you
Speaker 2: call that number L eighteen options, they push you to
Speaker 2: the website the.
Speaker 1: Social media account. They don't want to hear from us.
Speaker 1: It takes like ten minutes. Then you got to speak to.
Speaker 2: An audult and you go, oh, listen, we can't make
Speaker 2: it to then, and they go, okay, you know what
Speaker 2: you're doing here. It's childish, just booking stuff and then
Speaker 2: cancing the other day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're happy with yourself?
Speaker 5: Is the prank? Your friends there and speak of pie.
Speaker 6: And you just try to do the right thing like fantasy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and just circumstances changed. Why can't I just modify it?
Speaker 2: They don't like it. There's a there must be a
Speaker 2: set timer.
Speaker 1: When it goes.
Speaker 2: You need to call the restaurant today, and then you
Speaker 2: speak to another ground about how bad you've been. Right now,
Speaker 2: jackie boy, what's your small thing?
Speaker 1: Big range?
Speaker 5: The small thing is a magazine rack that lives in
Speaker 5: our house, which I hate. We don't read magazines at home,
Speaker 5: we don't collect magazines, but for some reason we have
Speaker 5: this vintage, antiquey looking.
Speaker 1: Man those ones you mean, is it brassy?
Speaker 5: Brassy? Heavy? Sits on the floor, doesn't really have a
Speaker 5: proper space in the home.
Speaker 1: So what's in it room?
Speaker 5: Some magazines we had maybe ten years ago, like interiors.
Speaker 2: But your hipsters, so there's always like interior magazines in
Speaker 2: those in your homes.
Speaker 5: We honestly we never read them, or it does is
Speaker 5: just get moved room to room when it gets in
Speaker 5: the way. Somehow made it into our bedroom. And on
Speaker 5: Saturday night, I'm getting up in the middle of the
Speaker 5: night to go to the toilet. I stub my toe
Speaker 5: on the edge of Oh my god, I was. I
Speaker 5: couldn't believe the pain. For a while. I actually thought
Speaker 5: I had food poisoning because my body went into that
Speaker 5: fever stuff.
Speaker 1: It starts that toe and now I think it's now
Speaker 1: really bad.
Speaker 5: I was, I was.
Speaker 1: Trimble zero.
Speaker 5: I know it's hard to believe.
Speaker 1: I must get my affairs in order. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: record this for Gordon if you can, if you could
Speaker 1: hear my words Gordon that he hasn't made it.
Speaker 5: I know it's hard to believe.
Speaker 1: I was started by towing a periodical of country living
Speaker 1: homes and interiors.
Speaker 5: I actually got ready to throw up into it was
Speaker 5: so bad.
Speaker 1: This is the man who can't cover the three hour day.
Speaker 5: I honestly had a fever type fever now.
Speaker 1: As well, my body shutting down. Dear diary. This is
Speaker 1: the last day for me. Jackie is done in perats.
Speaker 1: What's it for you? Small things?
Speaker 6: My small thing this week? I went to the fridge
Speaker 6: last night, really thirsty. We have a cordial jug right
Speaker 6: that everyone helps themselves to and the expectation is that
Speaker 6: when it's empty, and if you find it empty or
Speaker 6: like you empty it, you are expected to refill it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some weak lemon cordial squash.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's delicious, but no one else.
Speaker 1: No one's retopping it because it's rank.
Speaker 6: No, they're all drinking it, but they're not topping it up.
Speaker 6: And that job is mine. And so I can't have
Speaker 6: a nice cool drink because no one else has been
Speaker 6: considerate enough.
Speaker 1: Suddenly ravish by needs in this cold weather cold cord
Speaker 1: rebuild it sub temperatures or a nice ice cold cordial
Speaker 1: weak lemon barley due to do me right now? Oh,
Speaker 1: you guys don't like this.
Speaker 6: It's like the toilet roll equivalent tosh. You need to
Speaker 6: replenish it.
Speaker 1: It's not no, I know should require cordial.
Speaker 5: During COVID there was no cordials shortage, and that tells
Speaker 5: you what flavor.
Speaker 1: Let me guess raspberry.
Speaker 6: No, it was fruit cup actually.
Speaker 1: Daily dose of fruit in one delicious cordial cup. All right,
Speaker 1: small thing, big rage? What's it for you?
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Small Thing, Big Rage, Christians slow walkers that you can't
Speaker 2: pass it?
Speaker 1: Did rise me? Insane? I get that, Jason Stath and
Speaker 1: movie rage. Well, I will follow you to your house
Speaker 1: and unleashall for ninety two minutes of movie greatness.
Speaker 2: So walkers you can't pass. In Worse than that, people
Speaker 2: are walking on a footpath with their friends and won't
Speaker 2: merge into a single line.
Speaker 1: You're right, they're like eight deep, aren't they?
Speaker 2: Or the infuriating Christian I've got a small thing, big rage.
Speaker 1: I want to highlight.
Speaker 2: Another spoiler by the team, Echoing mister Wolf's notes. As
Speaker 2: a UK listener, I woke up at four am to
Speaker 2: drive to work. Before setting off, checked out the latest
Speaker 2: show podcast, Imagine My Horror to see that although the
Speaker 2: full podcast wasn't up yet, the mini one of the
Speaker 2: show Yese have been released with the title Jack Post
Speaker 2: is leaving. If it doesn't matter, it's not left, He's
Speaker 2: still here. This was a full three hours off are
Speaker 2: the full show was released. This makes Patsy's premature announcement
Speaker 2: with the wind in got Congrie seem like a carry pigeon.
Speaker 2: In terms of spoilers strong words, please make sure that
Speaker 2: Rio and or slash Caitlin are suitably admonished for this.
Speaker 2: I attach a picture as evidenced. Rio, you want to
Speaker 2: write supply here?
Speaker 7: Why would you not put the most interesting newsworthy part
Speaker 7: in the headline. That's exactly what the headlines are for.
Speaker 1: I would never bury the lead. That isn't that's true.
Speaker 5: The headline is by nature always a spoiler.
Speaker 8: But it's not.
Speaker 6: It's a teaser. It's a teaser. It leaves you hanging,
Speaker 6: It makes you want to make He.
Speaker 2: Would have listened to that and then not want to
Speaker 2: listen to the full thing because I've got it.
Speaker 1: Jack's leaving.
Speaker 7: Yeah, No, because you'd be like, that's so crazy. Someone
Speaker 7: wouldn't just leave out of the blue. I've got more
Speaker 7: questions morning, Yeah, I've got more questions.
Speaker 5: Maybe it should have been more of a teaser.
Speaker 6: Right now, you're like, which member who is leaving?
Speaker 1: I mean, look at Tom Cruise.
Speaker 2: He's not putting all the big moments of Mission Impossible
Speaker 2: in the movie trail. That's what we've done yesterday.
Speaker 1: I saw yesterday by the way, an interview. He plans
Speaker 1: to keep making movies into his one hundred things on
Speaker 1: this has he no intention of die because you know
Speaker 1: he's got that looking as I like, he's going to
Speaker 1: outlive all future generations. He's immortal. What's it? This can't
Speaker 1: still be running one hundred and five? What kind of movies?
Speaker 1: He's never going to be happy. He sat like a
Speaker 1: stoop out the front of his house, like old man
Speaker 1: Clint Eastwood was quite happy to live into his old age.
Speaker 5: He's running out of things to hang off everything. There's
Speaker 5: nothing left to hang from.
Speaker 2: My Johnny and old daughter Ruby is working on today's show.
Speaker 2: She has a small thing, big rage. It's actually not
Speaker 2: a small thing though really. But if you've ever had
Speaker 2: to live in a sharehouse, I'm sure you've got some
Speaker 2: version of the story, Ruby, What is happening in that
Speaker 2: sort of.
Speaker 1: Dekenzie in sharehouse?
Speaker 2: So you're living in at the moment and you could
Speaker 2: come and live at home again at any time, but
Speaker 2: you'd rather face that kind of hair.
Speaker 9: The Christian o'connal show podcast Infestation in the House and
Speaker 9: we have a property inspector on the house today and
Speaker 9: I came home yesterday, like in the evening, and I'd
Speaker 9: done some cleaning myself in the morning, but no one
Speaker 9: was home.
Speaker 10: And then I came home and they were both standing
Speaker 10: in the kitchen. Go to the house, the humans, going, well,
Speaker 10: now you're here, we can start cleaning. And it was
Speaker 10: like eight pm at this point, and that was when
Speaker 10: they started the clean and we sort of opened the
Speaker 10: drawer where the mouse has been living and it was
Speaker 10: sitting buried inside an oat package. That's how it's been surviving.
Speaker 1: No, Rent, I'm furious because I'm one of the gre
Speaker 1: on that place. It's really upsets a small thing, big rage.
Speaker 5: How many do you think you have?
Speaker 10: Honestly, Well, I reckon there's one that's coming out to
Speaker 10: get the food and then bring it back to its family.
Speaker 10: It's my theory. But we it had nibbled through the
Speaker 10: package into the oats and it was just sitting buried with.
Speaker 1: Its head because it's like living in its bed.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and just and then we lifted it out and
Speaker 10: then it just jumped and.
Speaker 1: Ran onto the fridge.
Speaker 10: So it's now it's under the fridge. And then we
Speaker 10: went and saw the sofa and and there was a
Speaker 10: semi nest in the sofa. So what's a semi well,
Speaker 10: just some remnants.
Speaker 1: So have you've seen mouse droppings as well?
Speaker 10: Because yeah, yeah, yeah it.
Speaker 2: You've got to get to Bunnings today, okay and get
Speaker 2: some traps or is that the.
Speaker 10: The the pest person who's going she's not more organized?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to she needs to do that. Get
Speaker 1: on with that, Sarah. What's going on? Clock's ticking, it's
Speaker 1: almost seven o'clock. If you've got him booked in, if you've.
Speaker 5: Got a house inspector to there, you can't have the
Speaker 5: guy fumigating and.
Speaker 1: He's checking out oak packets on the front garden there.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 2: Good Morning to Dave going into a servo to pay
Speaker 2: for tanker petrol and getting to step behind some blow
Speaker 2: that's disordered. Six takeaway soy cappuccinos. Yes, right now, we
Speaker 2: want to talk about things you've brought that are game changes.
Speaker 1: Patsy, what's it for you? What are you in love
Speaker 1: with at the moment?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: What am I in love with the moment? Definitely Hacks.
Speaker 6: If we're talking about shows, riding to hecks, can't get enough?
Speaker 1: Can you take her?
Speaker 5: With your Friday, he said, the things we've bought headphones.
Speaker 2: You Sirio just came in and Patsy's ready to go
Speaker 2: with Jack Friday. You know why, you can leave Friday,
Speaker 2: but take hold mate with you. It said two for
Speaker 2: one deal.
Speaker 1: As far as I'm concerned, both the people I started
Speaker 1: with can go. I start getting you know.
Speaker 6: What I got yesterday, and I can't live without it.
Speaker 1: To be honest, that's almost like the question I just asked.
Speaker 6: You know what I can't live without subscription is my
Speaker 6: slow cooker. Cannot live without it. So the other one.
Speaker 1: I slow radio as well.
Speaker 6: I had used it so much that I had basically
Speaker 6: broken it, like it had a crack in the bowl
Speaker 6: because it was I use it like twice a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we use ours a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They are essentially basically it's some you just chuckle the
Speaker 2: food in and it.
Speaker 6: Makes it for fantastic. It's like there's two little genies
Speaker 6: in there doing their magic. Well, you go off and
Speaker 6: do whatever you want, and you come back and you've
Speaker 6: got this healthy, beautiful in the.
Speaker 1: World is under speed. It's not like it's at the
Speaker 1: cutting edge of science.
Speaker 2: We're in the world of emerging Ai, you're going a
Speaker 2: thing that cooks the other day and they've called it
Speaker 2: a slow cooker.
Speaker 6: But I just couldn't do without it. So it busted
Speaker 6: at the weekend. I thought, I've actually got to go
Speaker 6: straight out yesterday and get get a new one because
Speaker 6: it has to be in the kitchen. It's my favorite
Speaker 6: object in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they weigh a ton, don't they?
Speaker 11: They ay?
Speaker 1: Are they so effish?
Speaker 2: They are?
Speaker 1: Actually? Do you think you're right? There might be pixies
Speaker 1: living in it that are actually making several small humans
Speaker 1: in there because they weighed like one hundred and.
Speaker 6: Twenty kid pottery insert that has to go into it,
Speaker 6: you know, it's like you need muscles to pull it out.
Speaker 6: But it's so worthy of it.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I brought about a week and
Speaker 2: a half ago, right, I bought the thing. It's a
Speaker 2: yellow light machine and I turn it on. It's like
Speaker 2: someone might have these and it's like ten thousand lumins.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what lumins are, but it's basically
Speaker 2: you have it like a slightly it's arm's length and
Speaker 2: I sit in front of it at ten minutes in
Speaker 2: the morning and it's supposed to give you like fake
Speaker 2: sunlight energy coming in. But now I don't know whether
Speaker 2: it's a pacibo or anything, but it gets me going
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 1: It's so good. It's like a little caffeine shop before
Speaker 1: I have a coffee in the morning.
Speaker 7: I please tell you something that I just when I
Speaker 7: spent the night at jack post house, I slept over,
Speaker 7: and I think Jack wanted a similar situation to you,
Speaker 7: but didn't want to get didn't want to spend the.
Speaker 1: Money on the special light.
Speaker 7: So Jack just has what I think was just one
Speaker 7: of those selfie ring lights and said shows he would
Speaker 7: come out in the morning and just stare into the
Speaker 7: selfie light.
Speaker 5: That only lasted a very short period of time. And
Speaker 5: it's just a coincidence that you were there during the period.
Speaker 1: But how was she shut up in front of like
Speaker 1: a chair.
Speaker 7: It's just in the front living room, so like people
Speaker 7: still walking past on the morning walk there just see
Speaker 7: Jack eating this selfie light.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have any special UV. It's just like led
Speaker 1: but it's not like a bare light bulb in the bathroom.
Speaker 5: Did any of those lights really do anything? Because I
Speaker 5: went to a sauna once that had this little remote
Speaker 5: for the led lights, and she's liking put red, blue, green,
Speaker 5: And then she was going through each of them. She
Speaker 5: was making up stuff that each light did. She's like,
Speaker 5: you know, red light, they will reduce stress, blue light,
Speaker 5: they will get you energized, creatively, creatively. And then she
Speaker 5: goes green light, they'll cure cancer.
Speaker 1: Oh no, she did it wet they get poor old
Speaker 1: joe By. Didn't that green green light? It's only that simple.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid I've got the diagnosis a big sea. Some
Speaker 2: just off the bunnings to get some green night bobs.
Speaker 2: Apparently all right by the end of the month. Now, Ria,
Speaker 2: what is it you're hoping to have?
Speaker 7: Ever since coming back from Korea, I cannot get the
Speaker 7: idea out of my mind of getting.
Speaker 1: A heated toilet seat career?
Speaker 7: Is it everywhere in Korea? Even public toilets have heated
Speaker 7: toilet seats.
Speaker 5: Really, were they definitely heated or are you just going
Speaker 5: in after somebody get that residual warm?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: No, no, I am positive they're electric heated toilet seats.
Speaker 7: So they're not like you know, those fluffy woolen covers
Speaker 7: your grandma would put on.
Speaker 1: These are hard, don't look. She can hear everything just
Speaker 1: a slight today though of a minute or two. How's
Speaker 1: that Hacks working out that seat face?
Speaker 5: State of the art toilet seat.
Speaker 7: And now that we're in cold Melbourne winter, we've got
Speaker 7: a ceramic toilet seats. So it's a cold, but oh
Speaker 7: I want you sit in it and your cheeks all
Speaker 7: the way to the front of your thighs are beautifully.
Speaker 2: Because it's like a car seat now when you warm
Speaker 2: yourself up like that. But having that at home, especially
Speaker 2: the hours we get up just to warm you up
Speaker 2: like a nice nest.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then every day, like twice a day, three
Speaker 7: times a day. Whatever you've got that little.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have a dumb laxative chocolate taste to get
Speaker 2: to the toilet war.
Speaker 1: Honestly you will. It would change your life.
Speaker 5: It is the only way to live.
Speaker 1: Things that you've bought that are game changes, give us a.
Speaker 4: Call, Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 2: Game changing things you've bought Now, obviously, with Jack's announcement
Speaker 2: yesterday that he's leaving the show this Friday, Nature are
Speaker 2: bores of our and obviously Rio, Katelyn and just about
Speaker 2: everybody else in radio around the world are all eyeing
Speaker 2: up that new available throne. And I don't know, it's
Speaker 2: me just adding up too many things.
Speaker 1: I don't add that up. But but you said Kaitlyn.
Speaker 2: Has come to it today in a trouser suit. Hey, listen,
Speaker 2: devil wears prava.
Speaker 1: Have you got the resume to give to me? I
Speaker 1: see it, I like it, I get it.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're always on point, looking cool over there, but
Speaker 2: today it's an agile blaze.
Speaker 1: It's all business. It's move on, get rid of him.
Speaker 12: I just put the jacket on for a little bit of.
Speaker 2: Change, and yeah, change your rights. Yeah, the times are
Speaker 2: a changing. You're right, the free wheeling Jack Dylan is
Speaker 2: leaving the show. Now what's the game changing purchase? And
Speaker 2: you female sidekick?
Speaker 12: Well, yeah, absolutely, I'm here and free him available. No,
Speaker 12: I bought a squatty potty.
Speaker 1: Take the resume back. I don't know what that is,
Speaker 1: but I heard potty. So what it is is if
Speaker 1: you're Henry, that dog that you spoil.
Speaker 12: No, you probably could use it though. It kind of
Speaker 12: actually helps you to go to the toilet like a dog.
Speaker 5: So you know how they what are you all?
Speaker 1: You're pitching? Actually it's kind of service. I'd get Jackie
Speaker 1: staring into an influence came, Why did that?
Speaker 2: I'm happy with how I've gone to the toilet all
Speaker 2: my life. Why do I now look at a dog
Speaker 2: going do you know? I wish I could just cop
Speaker 2: wear their go out on the street.
Speaker 5: Or at the local park, just be free.
Speaker 12: No, it's better for number twos, so you only use
Speaker 12: it for number twos, and it's just for better coalon
Speaker 12: health essentially, So it puts you at a position when
Speaker 12: sitting on the toilet so that your colon is sitting
Speaker 12: at a better angle.
Speaker 5: You like me, It's like a footstool, so your feeder
Speaker 5: up high and that's right, so you're your needs are
Speaker 5: almost tucked up to your chest.
Speaker 1: Just prop myself up with a couple of books or stoping.
Speaker 12: Absolutely you don't need to buy one, but they are
Speaker 12: only eight dollars at aldi.
Speaker 1: So how does it into a better position, like I
Speaker 1: guess in cave man days?
Speaker 13: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 12: So just like you were squatting to go to the
Speaker 12: toilet if you're out in public, hope in a hidden
Speaker 12: area for number twos.
Speaker 1: She does live and where it.
Speaker 5: So you were.
Speaker 12: Camping and you had to use a drop toilet or
Speaker 12: something like that.
Speaker 4: It's for that.
Speaker 2: What's the science and this I'm curious now, so why
Speaker 2: does the colon prefer that? Why is that better for
Speaker 2: our digestive tract?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It must go with a certain anty, but you don't know.
Speaker 2: But you brought this thing because it's it's this one
Speaker 2: of those Instagram videos where it just the algorithm knows
Speaker 2: that you're a sucker for this kind of stuff.
Speaker 12: It literally says the tagline says fast or more complete
Speaker 12: bowel movement.
Speaker 5: You're practically making money from the time you save.
Speaker 1: I've never been.
Speaker 2: Late for anything because I'm struggling to go for a
Speaker 2: number two?
Speaker 1: Where is it he's having problems? To him? Get him
Speaker 1: that squatty.
Speaker 4: Potty Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian, When the Joys listen to your show, you never
Speaker 2: know what conversation is stumbling into. I've just gone down
Speaker 2: a black hole this morning online searching squatty potty.
Speaker 1: I've had a look. Basically, it's just a footstool.
Speaker 2: You're using a toilet to give your feet slashed legs
Speaker 2: in a higher position. And then I start watching YouTube videos.
Speaker 2: You know you want to No, Maggie, there are so
Speaker 2: many things I need to get today that isn't demanding
Speaker 2: my attention honestly.
Speaker 5: Also the phrases going down a wormhole, but probably is
Speaker 5: more descriptive to say going down a black hole, because
Speaker 5: it's time wise that you'll never get back.
Speaker 1: All right, we're opening up the lines now.
Speaker 2: You could be winning one thousand dollars during the next
Speaker 2: hour on the show.
Speaker 1: The most modern phone number you need.
Speaker 2: To get your stories on ear this morning is thirteen
Speaker 2: fifty five twenty two up first this morning. For me,
Speaker 2: I think the most awkward situation I could ever be
Speaker 2: in is if I was round at somebody's house and
Speaker 2: I accidentally broke something of theirs, or if I broke
Speaker 2: something in a shop. What happens in either of those
Speaker 2: two situations for me would be hellish. Breaking something in
Speaker 2: a shop. You know, sometimes you see those shops, especially
Speaker 2: if you go out into country Victoria, you know the
Speaker 2: ones who've got that really neat bell Caang cag and
Speaker 2: some grumpy old owner comes out at the side room
Speaker 2: and they just go can I help you? And you go, no,
Speaker 2: he's having a look round, thanks, And it's uncomfortably.
Speaker 1: Quiet in there.
Speaker 5: You're you're aware of their eyes on you as you
Speaker 5: move around the store.
Speaker 2: And you so God, you can't leave because again you
Speaker 2: can't sneak out because you know, clang clang, ring ring,
Speaker 2: and that belt. But if you broke anything care in
Speaker 2: there for me, it would just be so uncomfortable. So
Speaker 2: has anyone ever broken anything round at somebody's house or
Speaker 2: in a shop?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: I need to know, thirteen fifty five, twenty two. And
Speaker 2: I know whether it's just the thing that we're chasing
Speaker 2: at the moment. We did have this idea last week
Speaker 2: after poor Patsy I really hurt herself, give us some
Speaker 2: marek concussion falling through and ripping off the shower door,
Speaker 2: bathroom injuries danger in the bathroom of thirteen fifty five
Speaker 2: twenty two. And then Jack has got an amazing store
Speaker 2: about his wife Biancha. This one we're calling close, but
Speaker 2: no cigar.
Speaker 5: I dropped her at an author's talk on the weekend,
Speaker 5: and when I went to pick her up, she had
Speaker 5: lined up for half an hour to get her book
Speaker 5: signed by the author. But at those things, eventually they
Speaker 5: have to go to somewhere in the line and say, now,
Speaker 5: anyone after this point, we can't we don't have time
Speaker 5: for it. And she was the one where they hit it.
Speaker 5: They put the arm down in front of her and said,
Speaker 5: everybody from here backwards has to go.
Speaker 2: Surely the author just wants to keep it going and
Speaker 2: meat that you eat your customers.
Speaker 5: She had another talk to go to. Oh no, you
Speaker 5: know you've got an hour, an hour and a half
Speaker 5: whatever it is of signing books. And then they've gone
Speaker 5: to Bianka. Thanks but no thanks. Close.
Speaker 1: She must have been gutted queuing up for that long.
Speaker 2: All right, close, but no cigar stories, danger in the
Speaker 2: bathroom and have you ever broken something in a shop
Speaker 2: around at somebody's house?
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about the things you buy that make a difference.
Speaker 2: I have a mattress lifter. It goes under the mattress,
Speaker 2: you press a button, it then lifts it up. Makes
Speaker 2: it easy to change the sheets.
Speaker 1: That is a game change.
Speaker 5: Isn't that the worst job in the house?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Putting the footage sheet of yes, yes, but don't
Speaker 1: you get those the elasticated ones.
Speaker 5: Up the corner. No, it's so awkward.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I fear that it might have shrunk somehow
Speaker 2: to in the wash, because even just an inch or
Speaker 2: millimeters make me say, you have to sort of put
Speaker 2: a knee. It's like a UFC sort of grappling competition.
Speaker 2: Whenever you do, it's a it's a. And I now
Speaker 2: try and work out this technique that I think helps
Speaker 2: where I do the opposing angles, so I might go
Speaker 2: bottom left and top Righteah, fit them there. It's when
Speaker 2: you change a tie almost You're supposed to do that
Speaker 2: and then go to the other ones top left. If
Speaker 2: you're playing, you home, probably get a pen right now right,
Speaker 2: You got it? Well down, play it on.
Speaker 1: You try this next week.
Speaker 2: You can have a lot of time on your hands.
Speaker 2: I need to find out about the mattress lived there, Heather.
Speaker 2: That's a great one, all right. Your story's end close.
Speaker 2: But no cigar, danger in the bathroom, and never broken
Speaker 2: something in a shop or right at somebody's house. Thirteen
Speaker 2: fifty five, twenty two.
Speaker 1: Jane, Good morning, Good morning, Jane, good morning, and still
Speaker 1: good morning. Nothing changes, Jane. So you got danger in
Speaker 1: the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Yes, I had. This is when I had my baby.
Speaker 13: He was six feets old.
Speaker 3: He's now thirty two, and I had to have a
Speaker 3: follow up appointment with the obstecution and decided I'd chave
Speaker 3: my arm pits. But then I dropped my razor and
Speaker 3: I caught it with my boob against the wall of
Speaker 3: the shower.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, and I flashed my nipple and I
Speaker 8: couldn't see it off that side for weeks, and I
Speaker 8: had to express like strawberry milk or was horrible and
Speaker 8: oh it was horrendous.
Speaker 3: And he didn't even want to see my arm pits.
Speaker 2: No, obviously he's I think he was an amateur who
Speaker 2: a trainee. If he started the rummage around there after,
Speaker 2: give him that something is not right here?
Speaker 4: Wealty, Yeah, yes, it was very thought.
Speaker 1: So once you need to have stitches after something like that,
Speaker 1: or does it, you know what goes on.
Speaker 3: I just healed out. I didn't. I didn't say any
Speaker 3: doctor about my many. It just healed out eventually. But
Speaker 3: I had to express off it because it kept killing
Speaker 3: with milk.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got it first, somebody old strawberry one
Speaker 1: final with that and the old scotched pot. It's been
Speaker 1: quite the hour today. Are you sure you're leaving Broadway?
Speaker 3: Obviously, because it couldn't say that, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right then Jane. Let's leave it
Speaker 2: there for now. Jane, thank you very much, have a
Speaker 2: good day, no worries.
Speaker 3: I just want to say by Jack and I really
Speaker 3: loved your working on the show.
Speaker 1: Thanks Jane. That's lovely, lovely Jane, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: I love you guys too, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: He's thirty two now, boy, and well the good morning.
Speaker 2: Good Yeah, we're great, kicking girls as always.
Speaker 1: And well, what's your story for us? Mate?
Speaker 2: Is this one about breaking something in a shop around
Speaker 2: at somebody's home, A.
Speaker 14: Breaking turning in a shop? Yeah, on a job a
Speaker 14: second hand, sup, And they opened up. I walked in
Speaker 14: and talking to him and fled back on this Italian
Speaker 14: marble table that was the sale for eight thousand dollars
Speaker 14: and it snapped him half.
Speaker 5: Oh no, wow, awkward to be very yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean that's some of those Greek statues have been
Speaker 1: there still. Now.
Speaker 14: Yeah, well, I don't know whether it was a fault
Speaker 14: in it or what, but yeah, I just thought, yeah,
Speaker 14: I don't think I'm starting a job. I think I've
Speaker 14: just sacked myself somehow, but stayed there for two and
Speaker 14: a half years.
Speaker 1: But working, you can if two and a half years
Speaker 1: time lost of Marble Market race.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it took me that. It took fifteen hundred bucks
Speaker 14: out of my way.
Speaker 1: God dash tight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you've got to pay us money when
Speaker 2: you leave Friday.
Speaker 1: I'd have him staying till the end of you said no, No,
Speaker 1: you are Jack, you boy?
Speaker 2: All right, your stories and never broken something in a
Speaker 2: shot or right at somebody's home, danger in the bathroom
Speaker 2: and close put no cigar.
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Speaker 2: Good morning too, Holly, Christian. I emailed you last year.
Speaker 2: I just found a show, so I wanted to go
Speaker 2: back and listen to the early shows. I went through
Speaker 2: the first year sending my highlights. Yesterday I just finished
Speaker 2: your second year highlights attached.
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Speaker 5: You'll hear from him again this week.
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Speaker 2: Troy, good morning, Hello, Hello Troy, Troy. I got a
Speaker 2: story about close but no cigar.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 15: So when I was a young Feller managed to buy
Speaker 15: the New Ideas and Lewin's Weeklies and.
Speaker 2: Days, how those nick patterns and cookery stuff and held
Speaker 2: romance stops a cross word as well well.
Speaker 15: I love the word puzzles in them. So I was
Speaker 15: the gat them, which he's done and you know he's
Speaker 15: going out. But once they had a competition and it
Speaker 15: was a treasure map that was gritted up and you
Speaker 15: put an X where you thought the treasure was on
Speaker 15: the map and the first correct to draw out of
Speaker 15: the barrel one ten thousand dollars. So I put an
Speaker 15: X on there a month to cent it away for me,
Speaker 15: and about a month later I got a letter in
Speaker 15: the mail saying congratulations. You know you've come second in
Speaker 15: this competition, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 15: So they sent me a check for twenty bucks.
Speaker 1: That really is close.
Speaker 2: But no, cigar, you you're this close to winning ten thousand,
Speaker 2: but you win, you win big twenty dollars.
Speaker 15: I mean for a ten year old, that's a lot
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Speaker 2: You get some more Women's Weekly that that's the next
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Speaker 1: Try.
Speaker 2: Great story. Thank you very much for sharing. May have
Speaker 2: a good day, you do. Louisa, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 16: How are you all good?
Speaker 1: So you're driving the school bus right now?
Speaker 17: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's another caller. It was it Heidi Kindie. Someone
Speaker 2: who is out there?
Speaker 7: Lisa?
Speaker 13: Yeah, Louisa?
Speaker 1: Ohuise are you Louisa? Y oh you're the one not
Speaker 1: driving this? No? Oh, gotcha? What are you up to
Speaker 1: Louisa right now?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 17: I'm on my way to work. And I wanted to
Speaker 17: tell you a story. Yeah, when I was ten years old,
Speaker 17: I wasn't allowed to ride a bike. My parents were
Speaker 17: really over protective. So one day I was at a
Speaker 17: family friend's house and I took one of the bikes
Speaker 17: from the shed and I was riding it down the
Speaker 17: street and a car pulled out and I hit the
Speaker 17: car and I went over the top and then I
Speaker 17: fell down. They came out and they said, oh, you're okay.
Speaker 17: I said, I'm okay, but I was really really frightened.
Speaker 17: I didn't want them to tell my parents. And I
Speaker 17: never told my parents because I was so scared that
Speaker 17: they would get so upset with me. I ended up
Speaker 17: telling them later later, later, as an adult. I think
Speaker 17: I ended up telling my mum only as an adult. Yeah,
Speaker 17: but I was really really scared, so I think I
Speaker 17: dummished the bike.
Speaker 1: Wow, you didn't hurt yourself as well, that's right, Louisa,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. You call.
Speaker 11: Thank you to Janet.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Janet, Good good morning Christian. All right, you've
Speaker 1: got to steal about danger in the bathroom today.
Speaker 13: I have a very small on sweet and I was
Speaker 13: in there and I actually fainted and I hainted and
Speaker 13: fell down between the toilet and the shower and became trapped.
Speaker 15: Get out.
Speaker 13: I'm trapped in there. I'm kicking at the door, I'm yelling,
Speaker 13: I'm screaming, I'm kicking. Fifteen minutes later, my husband comes
Speaker 13: and goes, what are you doing down there? And I'm
Speaker 13: going I can't get out, So yeah, anyway, so he
Speaker 13: had to drag me out. But yeah, I was trapped there.
Speaker 2: So did I get some vascline and put it around
Speaker 2: your head? How did you get you out? How did
Speaker 2: you prize you out of there? That little nook and cranny?
Speaker 13: Oh no, I just swizz it out, but I look,
Speaker 13: but yeah, I just there's no way. I always wedged
Speaker 13: tightly in between there was such a small small and sweat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, incredible story, Janet, thank you very much.
Speaker 16: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Let's go, Francine, good morning, everyone, morning everyone, Good morning,
Speaker 2: Miss Francene and fran scene.
Speaker 1: What's your story for us? Mate?
Speaker 16: Okay, Doki, So was I broke something in my parents' house.
Speaker 16: I was only a kid. I was about eight. They
Speaker 16: had like a mix master with a really loose, crappy
Speaker 16: bottom on it, and next to the mixed master was
Speaker 16: a fish tank. So you know, one day I was
Speaker 16: flicking the bottom of the mix master, flicked off, hit
Speaker 16: the fish tank broke the fish tank. Of course, water
Speaker 16: went everywhere. My dad jumped up, whips on the water,
Speaker 16: tried to grab the fish, broke your toe and unfortunately
Speaker 16: the fish didn't make it.
Speaker 1: So God, what a story.
Speaker 16: So that was real, real fun for an eight year old.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you very much. You cool.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast US.
Speaker 2: He's found someone old in a rumpuntry. Do you check
Speaker 2: any dates anything?
Speaker 6: I never do, No, not normally. It's usually the love
Speaker 6: God for me. Does he Yeah, it's like he's going
Speaker 6: on as you know stock check that the supermarkets do.
Speaker 1: He'll wake his office works.
Speaker 2: You know chicken, you know, the best before date on
Speaker 2: the reams of paper and the ink cartridge.
Speaker 6: It's like he does a stock take every week, it seems.
Speaker 6: And last night he found I don't know how it missed.
Speaker 2: His wife is obsessive about this Patsy right if she
Speaker 2: was doing it yesterday, right, she just and she'd just
Speaker 2: come and find me. I'm working on something, should go
Speaker 2: When do you open this chicken?
Speaker 1: I'm like to check my journals. I don't know. And
Speaker 1: then she went very airy. This food bank he put
Speaker 1: it's very airy. I think this means it's gone off
Speaker 1: sniffing stuff and rummaging around in there. When'd you have
Speaker 1: this cheese? I don't know. I don't put dates on it.
Speaker 6: You know what though, my husband's notorious for not sealing
Speaker 6: the SnapLock beck.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm fastigious about that.
Speaker 6: Yes, you've got to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love those food banks. I've got my I
Speaker 2: buy the food banks. I have small media large same.
Speaker 6: They're the bear do you get like the sticky ones
Speaker 6: or the sliding.
Speaker 1: I love the slues.
Speaker 2: There's something deeply reassured because you know, and it's not
Speaker 2: quite hundred percent the Yeah, it should actually have a noise.
Speaker 2: Then lets us know, and I can show sound of
Speaker 2: it when it's not there.
Speaker 6: Well, last night he stumbled across a bottle of pasta
Speaker 6: sauce dated August twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: Heyd the episode of Pantry Antiques road Show.
Speaker 6: I don't know how it just bypassed us. So it
Speaker 6: was a bit of is it.
Speaker 2: From the turn of the century or eighteen fifty five
Speaker 2: King Louis reign it it's twenty and sixty's.
Speaker 1: It's in grandmother her generation to generation. For Audie it.
Speaker 6: Was Bechamel sauce, and it was for that lasagnac.
Speaker 1: Is it bechamore?
Speaker 6: But one day when I got around to making lasagna
Speaker 6: from scratch, and I guess I kind of never got
Speaker 6: around to it.
Speaker 1: So so many missed opportunities.
Speaker 2: Sometimes a day like this, you stare Aunt Clapp and
Speaker 2: beautiful morning sunlight, Sanya, I was going to cook, you know,
Speaker 2: put that back on top of the old bucket list, Chris.
Speaker 5: That is like Biancher's optimism from my finally making banana bread,
Speaker 5: the amount of black in the freezer ready for their transformation.
Speaker 1: You now got some time ahead of you can become
Speaker 1: a master baker. You heard me right?
Speaker 6: Oh so, I don't know if anyone else has got something.
Speaker 6: I bet there's people that have got stuff older than
Speaker 6: what's that like eight years in their pantry.
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 2: Perhaps I mean, I'm guessing people muster, but I don't
Speaker 2: think most of us know what the dates are.
Speaker 1: After they were down and go.
Speaker 2: I think there's an Uncle Ben's curry sauce from eighty
Speaker 2: two that I mean, just with one day you order, Sanya.
Speaker 2: Missed opportunity is that Uncle Ben's curry that I'm going
Speaker 2: to make one day? Or an old El Paso from
Speaker 2: Shout Out COVID huh twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: Hello old friend, Hello old passo.
Speaker 5: All right, what are you asking people to do? If
Speaker 5: you ever look at home.
Speaker 2: Go and have a look, maybe in hanging on to
Speaker 2: some old beer or some of the heroes gold.
Speaker 1: I'm still some cans of heroes gold.
Speaker 5: Well what that? That would have expired in twenty twenty?
Speaker 1: I recond does beer have a chat before? Donay? What
Speaker 1: happened to it?
Speaker 5: It will go flat?
Speaker 1: How do you know all this? What are you a
Speaker 1: beer forman?
Speaker 5: I just assume would.
Speaker 1: Should it be? It's it's stuck in the sealed in there,
Speaker 1: in there, it will lose its that source? What's you called? Bitchamal?
Speaker 1: You know all right?
Speaker 2: Antiques Pantry Road Show twenty sixteen, Any Move on twenty sixteen?
Speaker 2: You got something from I don't know the y two k.
Speaker 4: Days, Christian O'Connell show one podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian and Team. I was at my nana's house a
Speaker 2: couple of months ago. She gave me a Tubbert butter
Speaker 2: to use. It was from nineteen ninety seven. It was
Speaker 2: a funny.
Speaker 1: Color chucking chuck in you a live grenade?
Speaker 2: PS good luck, Jack, with your next adventure.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: That's from Joel Christian and teen keep it generic. It's
Speaker 2: easy that way when they come and go. My granddad,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to learn from what I did with
Speaker 2: jack Neck. Never get to attach to them. From now on,
Speaker 2: the next person, I'll keep at arm's length. My grandad
Speaker 2: spice rack was sealed spices that all expired sometime in
Speaker 2: the eighties. I was born in ninety five. He wouldn't
Speaker 2: let anybody throw them out because apparently it's bad luck
Speaker 2: to throw out spice. I reckon, yes, yes, Daniel in Ballarat. Okay,
Speaker 2: so we're doing antique pantry. I just want to pronounce
Speaker 2: that right.
Speaker 1: Road Show.
Speaker 2: After Pants has uncovered a sauce and apparentally from August
Speaker 2: twenty seventeen, Darren, Good morning, Darren. You can tell me
Speaker 2: about beer. Does it really go off? Morning, Darren?
Speaker 18: More than Girysah Jackie's right or. I had a neighbor
Speaker 18: of years ago. He gave me a barrel, like a
Speaker 18: mini barrel, five litter thing of beer and I looked
Speaker 18: really good. So I put her on the cupboard next
Speaker 18: to the fireflaces, and I thought it looks too good
Speaker 18: just to.
Speaker 1: Keep sitting there. That was after a few years, so
Speaker 1: I put it in the fridge to cool it down.
Speaker 1: I went to drink it and it was absolutely disgusting,
Speaker 1: and then I had to look on it. It expired
Speaker 1: two years earlier.
Speaker 2: On the show on Someone's sound here, you notice.
Speaker 5: Barrel of beer.
Speaker 7: And it actually goes off on normal stubbies too, because
Speaker 7: my dad loves helping out his neighbors and m on
Speaker 7: their lawns and they pay him with beer sometimes and
Speaker 7: he doesn't drink.
Speaker 18: So he had one sitting in the cupboard for god
Speaker 18: knows how long, and he said to me, here, you
Speaker 18: have this, And I had one, and I thought, what's
Speaker 18: wrong with this?
Speaker 13: And I looked at it.
Speaker 18: It expired eighteen months earlier as well.
Speaker 1: So what is it? Is it flat down? It'll just
Speaker 1: taste a bit manky. It's a bit of both. It's
Speaker 1: got no lovely. I'm always going to Damn Murphy's and
Speaker 1: they looking you think something that's flatten manky, A perfect
Speaker 1: balance between the I might launch MYRAI physical flatten that
Speaker 1: problem with more and it usually goes So I don't
Speaker 1: have any problems with mine that you said, right, No,
Speaker 1: guid I've never had any problems.
Speaker 5: Definitely not flattening neither nor flat.
Speaker 1: Stop those rumors. Lovely stuff. All right, great to listen
Speaker 1: to you, but we're not going anywhays the business usual
Speaker 1: the rest of us.
Speaker 2: Darren, You going flat? Okay, all right, down you keep
Speaker 2: You've got a great giggle. By the way, that is
Speaker 2: a great giggle, that isn't it? Everyone ever told you that?
Speaker 1: No, not really, I'm fine.
Speaker 2: Blushing enough, a bit awkward, more often you should, Darren. Okay, Darren,
Speaker 2: got to move on. It's an emotional week.
Speaker 1: Let's go do work.
Speaker 2: No, good morning, David, Good morning, Good morning, David. So
Speaker 2: what have we got in the in the pantry?
Speaker 19: Well, our chicken salt that we use regularly expired in
Speaker 19: twenty seventeen, one of those big ones from Costco, and
Speaker 19: it just takes too long to get to how big
Speaker 19: is big? Yeah, but it's I don't know, probably one
Speaker 19: of those like the bigger Kansas Soft drink big.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so much. That's just kind of
Speaker 1: lifetime to live chicken sot even if you owned a
Speaker 1: fish and chip shop. I reckon you get doing all
Speaker 1: those every five years.
Speaker 5: But it's so sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't reckon, they go on. Yeah, we financually
Speaker 2: we should miss the dispensing medic at the face. David,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. She called, let's go to Andrea.
Speaker 2: Morning Andrea.
Speaker 13: Hi, guys, how are you?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 12: My mum moved out of their house and we were
Speaker 12: at a pantry and my daughter came out mortified because
Speaker 12: there was pastor that was used by before her birthday,
Speaker 12: which is nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 1: So where is his pastor from.
Speaker 4: Nineteen ninety four or something?
Speaker 6: I think it?
Speaker 1: W wow, oh surely another thing pastor? Won't you won't
Speaker 1: when we go off?
Speaker 2: Ooh yeah, all right, Andrew, thank you very much. You cool,
Speaker 2: no thanks by squeezing. Jackie here, Morning Jackie. Welcome to
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 11: Okay, how are you going?
Speaker 1: Yeah? We go, Jackie. So, what's an old thing have
Speaker 1: you got on the pantry? Okay, well, just a.
Speaker 11: Little quick story. I'm a community here and I was
Speaker 11: helping a client clean out his pantry after the recent
Speaker 11: passing of his wife. And we found many out of
Speaker 11: date items, but our best was from September eighteenth, nineteen
Speaker 11: eighty three, and that was the ten of Bourneville Coco.
Speaker 1: Wow, so forty years old.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'd like to say that's older than me.
Speaker 15: But that's not.
Speaker 2: Come on now, you sound so young. All right, Jackie,
Speaker 2: thank you very much, your story mate. Thanks for calling
Speaker 2: the show.
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Speaker 1: You won't be sure.
Speaker 5: You won't be sure explosion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, this is my kind of week. World
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Speaker 5: Australian invention or we just love it the most.
Speaker 1: No an Australian invention.
Speaker 2: The first ever cask wine was invented by Australian wine
Speaker 2: maker Tom Angrove in nineteen sixty four, creating a necessary
Speaker 2: four and a half lisha blatter off wine. Why would
Speaker 2: you need that much wine?
Speaker 5: Why Australia, You know, because my dad only got cast wine.
Speaker 5: I didn't realize one was in bottles too much. Oh,
Speaker 5: they do it in bottles too How novelty.
Speaker 2: The design was then perfected three years later by Australian
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Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah, chang inviting into it, knowing you all right,
Speaker 1: So we're looking for your We're looking for your wine
Speaker 1: songs today. Wine songs Metallica.
Speaker 2: They love a drop, noir, thing else matters, Silver, Prosecco,
Speaker 2: Beach Silver plus, Knowing You, pinoing me, Gold and Bordeaux,
Speaker 2: look back in Anger, Gold, Jackie Boy, What have you got?
Speaker 2: Wine songs Dancing in the goon Light, Gold, Sultan's of Swig,
Speaker 2: So on the Swing, Silver, Plunky Tonk Woman, Plunky Tonk Woman,
Speaker 2: Gold and Billy Joel.
Speaker 5: You can see him at the bar, he says, singers
Speaker 5: the song You're the pino Man.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's very good. Best in the show so far.
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Speaker 1: None of Fun Guitar thing in this real, long old
Speaker 1: life version of Smooth My Rob Thomas and Santana one
Speaker 1: for the fans. That one.
Speaker 2: Jack's already just dragging his charmer here. He asked me
Speaker 2: to play that one. Come on, mate, some of us
Speaker 2: still got a job to do.
Speaker 5: Cast another solo.
Speaker 1: All right, today's time waste the we're looking for your
Speaker 1: wine songs. Jack, you're ready tomorrow.
Speaker 5: I'm ready.
Speaker 1: If you're ready, I am ready.
Speaker 2: Yes, Gold Class group, ask four tickets thanks to Village
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Speaker 2: Do you think you've seen it? Is it definitive ending?
Speaker 2: Or is he left it to open where it could
Speaker 2: be about another nineteen?
Speaker 5: It's pretty diffinitive. But I wouldn't put in past them.
Speaker 5: If they come out with another one is yeah, I
Speaker 5: won't say too much. Actually, gotta watch it.
Speaker 1: What a tease?
Speaker 2: Rich has got Wine songs, White Wine, Wedding, Bronze Kiss
Speaker 2: from a Rose, Silver, Dark Side of the Goon.
Speaker 1: Gold, that's from Andy Bad Goon Rising Gold.
Speaker 2: That's very good. Who's that from Mark Grangeter's Paradise Silver?
Speaker 2: Famous red Wine and Australian and global wine history. Actually
Speaker 2: for wine fans. It to my new podcast.
Speaker 1: Smiled for that one. Wake me up before you.
Speaker 2: Pino silver, What Janet bitter sweet Chardonnay silver, Walking on
Speaker 2: the goon gold, nine red spittoons, Bronze. You can't stop
Speaker 2: the merlow silver Sorrento goon. Very true with that singing
Speaker 2: the audience. And only the other week we're talking about
Speaker 2: that fight that broke out one of her shows.
Speaker 1: Without too many Sorrento goons. She should make her own
Speaker 1: merch Sorrento goon. That's from Frederick. I love that one.
Speaker 1: You made me feel like casking by Pino Sayer.
Speaker 2: Oh Silver doubler, word on, Nathan, Papa's got a brand
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Speaker 2: are to Vino silver. That's from Melissa Whitney Houston. I
Speaker 2: always love goon Bronze. Baby got Bordeaux gold, grape Balls
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Speaker 2: excuse me? Did you say grape or great? You have
Speaker 2: you first din grape funky called malo bro No too clever?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, thank you called Melo vinyard to handle
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Speaker 5: Congratulations, you'll love mission impossible Frederick for Sorrento Goon.
Speaker 1: Well do'm Frederick? All right, let's talk tomorrow's show today, believe.
Speaker 9: It or not?
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Speaker 7: Like, were you a Cheryl who married a Hun who
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Speaker 18: Driving on the road one day and I thought i'd
Speaker 18: pull over for lunch because I had a meeting with
Speaker 18: the company I worked for as biggest client in the afternoon,
Speaker 18: and I hit another car. We pull over to the
Speaker 18: side of the road. We get out our business cards
Speaker 18: to scribble our contact details. He turns over my card,
Speaker 18: looks at me and says, Jesus are having a bad day,
Speaker 18: And I go, yeah, I know, because no, no, you
Speaker 18: don't understand you're meeting with me at three o'clock.
Speaker 20: Back in the early nineties, our house got broken into
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Speaker 16: We bought it back.
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