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Speaker 3: Got anything good?

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Speaker 4: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: How was your day yesterday?

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Speaker 2: You must have just been bombarded with so many lovely messages.

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Speaker 5: It was overwhelming, honestly to get to read so much

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Speaker 5: support and love and thank you to everybody who sent

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Speaker 5: a message. But the overwhelming thing that was put on

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Speaker 5: the end of every message is I congratulations, well done.

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Speaker 5: What are you going to do next? And it was

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Speaker 5: a really confronting question to see come up time and

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Speaker 5: time again, because why does anyone believe me that I

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Speaker 5: don't know what's coming next?

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Speaker 2: Because often when people in this industry say there's nothing

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Speaker 2: lined up, they have something lined up, you know. But

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Speaker 2: you're the only person I've ever known in my whole

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Speaker 2: life on this planet who actually Jenny, because even you

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Speaker 2: said to me, hey, he probably just doesn't feel comfortable

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Speaker 2: telling you, but he's got some and I went, you

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Speaker 2: don't know, this.

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Speaker 1: Can seriously gone.

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Speaker 2: I've looked into his eyes and as always, there's nothing there.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing lined up. He's going to vibe out.

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Speaker 5: Some people were saying it to me like secretly, like secretively, Hey,

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Speaker 5: what you can tell me? We're done? I won't tell anyone

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Speaker 5: what you got lined up? Oh no nothing, Monday body

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Speaker 1: So how how did you actually seriously have you found

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Speaker 1: it unsettling? I have?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I found it too too much emotional overwhelmed yesterday

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Speaker 5: and I felt the love and I felt the support,

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Speaker 5: confused by you know, like actually like confused, like what

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Speaker 5: happened yesterday? What's happened over this last week? And what

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Speaker 5: is going to happen Monday morning? Even Ruby, your daughter

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Speaker 5: is in the studio today and she looked at me

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Speaker 5: and said, what are you going to do next Monday?

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Speaker 1: One question more than hey, you've had an amazing seven years,

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Speaker 1: like who need who leaves to nothing?

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Speaker 5: And there is no itinery plan for next week at all?

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Speaker 5: And that's the idea. The idea is to create space.

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Speaker 5: I honestly feel like I need whether it's days, weeks, months,

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Speaker 5: whatever it is, I need space.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you're dead right, because actually working forum three

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Speaker 1: You've only had twenty one hours as space. We work

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Speaker 1: out what percentage of Jack's day it has been space

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Speaker 1: in a three hour day. The dude gets her at

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Speaker 1: quarter six and leaves her eight point fifty eight. That's

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Speaker 1: not enough space. What job is it you're going to

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Speaker 1: go to next you go? It needs to be sub

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Speaker 1: three hours, guys, Hey, Era Musk, I can't do more.

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Speaker 1: I need space.

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Speaker 5: I feel like I need one hundred percent space.

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Speaker 1: I just said to Jack.

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Speaker 2: I just said to him, Hey, do you know what

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Speaker 2: Why don't you use in voluntary working with this?

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Speaker 1: He actually yawned in my face.

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Speaker 5: Room anything, anything's possible.

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Speaker 1: Where is volunteer Jack at the homeless shelter? Again? He

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Speaker 5: Anything's possible. I don't know. I feel like I get

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Speaker 5: to Friday say goodbye to you guys, like it's going

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Speaker 5: to be such an emotional week. I no doubt tears

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Speaker 5: when I've said goodbye to you, when I drive out

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Speaker 5: I'll think what should I do next?

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Speaker 1: I'm suddenly going to hear that Tessa turn around and

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Speaker 1: go do you know what opposite?

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Speaker 5: Some crazy things?

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Speaker 1: Pranks over Now, I'll see you Monday, six am.

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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.

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Speaker 1: If you're trying to work out what are we talking about?

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Speaker 2: Jack announced yesterday he's leaving the show this Friday, and

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Speaker 2: obviously we're now pulling apart the hole. There's nothing to

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Speaker 2: and in all Symers just you have had for quite

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Speaker 5: Actually, and I understand why people are shocked or surprised

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Speaker 5: into words, that something is telling you that it's time

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Speaker 5: I don't know what it is, but I've got to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll find out on time.

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Speaker 2: And there is And actually people do have these callings

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Speaker 2: and intuitions, but most people taught themselves out of it.

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Speaker 2: I can't because of x y Z. But actually you can.

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Speaker 2: I think because of your unique way you live life

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Speaker 2: I think, actually, I actually think you're a secret millionaire

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Speaker 2: and that's why you can quite easy go figure it

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Speaker 5: I just feel like I know you don't know whereas

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Speaker 2: Now, I don't worry at all because even my wife Sarah,

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Speaker 2: to be okay. You know why he's always been okay.

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Speaker 2: Before I called you out of the blue, you had

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Speaker 2: were just looking for a job what office administrator? Thank

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Speaker 2: god they didn't get Jacky.

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Speaker 5: I honestly so, I have done this in a way

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Speaker 5: before Andy. We left twenty seventeen, we.

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Speaker 5: We stopped daily Radio. I knew they were going to

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Speaker 2: England going, hey remember me. We met a couple of

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Speaker 2: years ago, do you want a job? And it was like, yeah, right.

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Speaker 5: Thumbs up, Universe, thank you for that free kick. And

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Speaker 5: now I'm just opening myself up to whatever the universe

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Speaker 2: Next, I got a message yesterday from your old boss

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Speaker 2: and Hamish Fandy's old boss, and he heard yesterday's show

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Speaker 2: and he runs a big radio arrival radio station to

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Speaker 2: us here in Melbourne, and he said, this is a

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Speaker 1: Never seen it before, never see it again in a lifetime,

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Speaker 1: but it's the uniqueness of you, Jackie Board.

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Speaker 2: And do you know what you will thrive the next thing.

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Speaker 2: I've got no doubt you will.

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Speaker 2: That was a show that was two hours a day,

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Speaker 1: You told me once they could even stretch for three hours.

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Speaker 5: Can you imagine what it's like going from two hours

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Speaker 5: you thought this through? Do you? Are you sure you

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Speaker 1: You will, honestly, you'll be great.

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Speaker 2: Chat whatever the next thing is that you find it

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Speaker 2: you Monday winner, a loser? How was your day yesterday?

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Speaker 1: So funny?

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Speaker 6: I'm a loser, but a funny loser. So I went

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Speaker 6: yesterday for a spray TND and when it's a bit colder,

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Speaker 5: You're actually two faced from batman.

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Speaker 1: You are you know what you're going to do one

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Speaker 1: Join like a factory doll. The mold was.

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Speaker 4: The Christian o'connal show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Christian and now this image of soon to be retired

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Speaker 2: Jack Post and it's three odds on Gordy fighting over

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Speaker 2: the TV remote control.

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Speaker 1: Next week Shane and Sydney. You've seen in the future.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of.

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Speaker 2: Daytime TV and back to back episodes of Blue Can

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Speaker 2: we watch another? And Goody Go No Dad, It's time

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Speaker 2: to get.

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Speaker 1: You down too.

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Speaker 2: Center link Christian Morning, Christian hearing Jack's news shocked. However,

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Speaker 2: is this an opportunity? Why not use tomorrow the show

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Speaker 2: to run replacement auditions, announce replacement Thursday. Replacement starts Friday.

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Speaker 2: My other version of Like My Day Yesterday was people

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Speaker 2: waiting no time to apply for your jobs? I am.

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Speaker 1: small thing, big rage? What's it for you?

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Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Small Thing, Big Rage, Christians slow walkers that you can't

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Speaker 1: Did rise me? Insane? I get that, Jason Stath and

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Speaker 1: movie rage. Well, I will follow you to your house

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Speaker 2: So walkers you can't pass. In Worse than that, people

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Speaker 2: In terms of spoilers strong words, please make sure that

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Speaker 7: Why would you not put the most interesting newsworthy part

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Speaker 1: I would never bury the lead. That isn't that's true.

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Speaker 5: The headline is by nature always a spoiler.

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Speaker 8: But it's not.

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Speaker 6: It's a teaser. It's a teaser. It leaves you hanging,

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Speaker 1: Jack's leaving.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, No, because you'd be like, that's so crazy. Someone

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Speaker 6: Right now, you're like, which member who is leaving?

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Speaker 1: I mean, look at Tom Cruise.

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Speaker 2: He's not putting all the big moments of Mission Impossible

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Speaker 1: I saw yesterday by the way, an interview. He plans

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Speaker 5: He's running out of things to hang off everything. There's

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Speaker 2: My Johnny and old daughter Ruby is working on today's show.

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Speaker 2: She has a small thing, big rage. It's actually not

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Speaker 2: a small thing though really. But if you've ever had

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Speaker 2: So you're living in at the moment and you could

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Speaker 9: The Christian o'connal show podcast Infestation in the House and

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Speaker 10: And then I came home and they were both standing

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Speaker 10: in the kitchen. Go to the house, the humans, going, well,

445
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Speaker 10: now you're here, we can start cleaning. And it was

446
00:19:48,085 --> 00:19:50,525
Speaker 10: like eight pm at this point, and that was when

447
00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:54,125
Speaker 10: they started the clean and we sort of opened the

448
00:19:54,685 --> 00:19:57,365
Speaker 10: drawer where the mouse has been living and it was

449
00:19:58,045 --> 00:20:04,645
Speaker 10: sitting buried inside an oat package. That's how it's been surviving.

450
00:20:06,485 --> 00:20:08,405
Speaker 1: No, Rent, I'm furious because I'm one of the gre

451
00:20:08,845 --> 00:20:12,685
Speaker 1: on that place. It's really upsets a small thing, big rage.

452
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Speaker 5: How many do you think you have?

453
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Speaker 10: Honestly, Well, I reckon there's one that's coming out to

454
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Speaker 10: get the food and then bring it back to its family.

455
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Speaker 10: It's my theory. But we it had nibbled through the

456
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Speaker 10: package into the oats and it was just sitting buried with.

457
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Speaker 1: Its head because it's like living in its bed.

458
00:20:33,725 --> 00:20:36,285
Speaker 10: Yeah, and just and then we lifted it out and

459
00:20:36,325 --> 00:20:37,845
Speaker 10: then it just jumped and.

460
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:40,125
Speaker 1: Ran onto the fridge.

461
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:42,725
Speaker 10: So it's now it's under the fridge. And then we

462
00:20:42,885 --> 00:20:46,885
Speaker 10: went and saw the sofa and and there was a

463
00:20:46,925 --> 00:20:52,645
Speaker 10: semi nest in the sofa. So what's a semi well,

464
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:53,805
Speaker 10: just some remnants.

465
00:20:54,365 --> 00:20:56,085
Speaker 1: So have you've seen mouse droppings as well?

466
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Speaker 10: Because yeah, yeah, yeah it.

467
00:21:03,285 --> 00:21:05,685
Speaker 2: You've got to get to Bunnings today, okay and get

468
00:21:05,725 --> 00:21:06,845
Speaker 2: some traps or is that the.

469
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:11,845
Speaker 10: The the pest person who's going she's not more organized?

470
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,645
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to she needs to do that. Get

471
00:21:15,685 --> 00:21:19,405
Speaker 1: on with that, Sarah. What's going on? Clock's ticking, it's

472
00:21:19,405 --> 00:21:21,605
Speaker 1: almost seven o'clock. If you've got him booked in, if you've.

473
00:21:21,485 --> 00:21:23,165
Speaker 5: Got a house inspector to there, you can't have the

474
00:21:23,205 --> 00:21:24,285
Speaker 5: guy fumigating and.

475
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,685
Speaker 1: He's checking out oak packets on the front garden there.

476
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:34,925
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

477
00:21:35,005 --> 00:21:38,085
Speaker 2: Good Morning to Dave going into a servo to pay

478
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:40,165
Speaker 2: for tanker petrol and getting to step behind some blow

479
00:21:40,205 --> 00:21:45,645
Speaker 2: that's disordered. Six takeaway soy cappuccinos. Yes, right now, we

480
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Speaker 2: want to talk about things you've brought that are game changes.

481
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Speaker 1: Patsy, what's it for you? What are you in love

482
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Speaker 1: with at the moment?

483
00:21:51,165 --> 00:21:51,365
Speaker 4: Oh?

484
00:21:51,485 --> 00:21:54,165
Speaker 6: What am I in love with the moment? Definitely Hacks.

485
00:21:54,165 --> 00:21:57,125
Speaker 6: If we're talking about shows, riding to hecks, can't get enough?

486
00:21:57,965 --> 00:21:58,605
Speaker 1: Can you take her?

487
00:21:58,645 --> 00:22:03,805
Speaker 5: With your Friday, he said, the things we've bought headphones.

488
00:22:04,565 --> 00:22:06,605
Speaker 2: You Sirio just came in and Patsy's ready to go

489
00:22:07,485 --> 00:22:12,805
Speaker 2: with Jack Friday. You know why, you can leave Friday,

490
00:22:12,845 --> 00:22:14,405
Speaker 2: but take hold mate with you. It said two for

491
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Speaker 2: one deal.

492
00:22:14,805 --> 00:22:17,085
Speaker 1: As far as I'm concerned, both the people I started

493
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,445
Speaker 1: with can go. I start getting you know.

494
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Speaker 6: What I got yesterday, and I can't live without it.

495
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Speaker 1: To be honest, that's almost like the question I just asked.

496
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Speaker 6: You know what I can't live without subscription is my

497
00:22:28,845 --> 00:22:32,605
Speaker 6: slow cooker. Cannot live without it. So the other one.

498
00:22:32,565 --> 00:22:34,245
Speaker 1: I slow radio as well.

499
00:22:35,525 --> 00:22:38,445
Speaker 6: I had used it so much that I had basically

500
00:22:38,645 --> 00:22:40,605
Speaker 6: broken it, like it had a crack in the bowl

501
00:22:40,645 --> 00:22:42,685
Speaker 6: because it was I use it like twice a week.

502
00:22:42,765 --> 00:22:44,085
Speaker 1: Yeah, we use ours a lot. Yeah.

503
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:47,405
Speaker 2: They are essentially basically it's some you just chuckle the

504
00:22:47,445 --> 00:22:48,325
Speaker 2: food in and it.

505
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,725
Speaker 6: Makes it for fantastic. It's like there's two little genies

506
00:22:51,725 --> 00:22:54,005
Speaker 6: in there doing their magic. Well, you go off and

507
00:22:54,045 --> 00:22:56,245
Speaker 6: do whatever you want, and you come back and you've

508
00:22:56,285 --> 00:22:58,045
Speaker 6: got this healthy, beautiful in the.

509
00:22:58,045 --> 00:23:01,005
Speaker 1: World is under speed. It's not like it's at the

510
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:01,965
Speaker 1: cutting edge of science.

511
00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:05,045
Speaker 2: We're in the world of emerging Ai, you're going a

512
00:23:05,085 --> 00:23:07,325
Speaker 2: thing that cooks the other day and they've called it

513
00:23:07,325 --> 00:23:08,365
Speaker 2: a slow cooker.

514
00:23:09,085 --> 00:23:11,485
Speaker 6: But I just couldn't do without it. So it busted

515
00:23:11,485 --> 00:23:13,125
Speaker 6: at the weekend. I thought, I've actually got to go

516
00:23:13,205 --> 00:23:16,085
Speaker 6: straight out yesterday and get get a new one because

517
00:23:16,165 --> 00:23:19,005
Speaker 6: it has to be in the kitchen. It's my favorite

518
00:23:19,045 --> 00:23:20,005
Speaker 6: object in the kitchen.

519
00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:21,565
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they weigh a ton, don't they?

520
00:23:21,565 --> 00:23:22,085
Speaker 11: They ay?

521
00:23:22,085 --> 00:23:23,045
Speaker 1: Are they so effish?

522
00:23:23,165 --> 00:23:23,445
Speaker 2: They are?

523
00:23:23,605 --> 00:23:25,285
Speaker 1: Actually? Do you think you're right? There might be pixies

524
00:23:25,325 --> 00:23:28,285
Speaker 1: living in it that are actually making several small humans

525
00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:29,645
Speaker 1: in there because they weighed like one hundred and.

526
00:23:29,685 --> 00:23:33,045
Speaker 6: Twenty kid pottery insert that has to go into it,

527
00:23:33,165 --> 00:23:35,925
Speaker 6: you know, it's like you need muscles to pull it out.

528
00:23:35,965 --> 00:23:37,685
Speaker 6: But it's so worthy of it.

529
00:23:37,925 --> 00:23:39,085
Speaker 2: Do you know what I brought about a week and

530
00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:41,005
Speaker 2: a half ago, right, I bought the thing. It's a

531
00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:43,605
Speaker 2: yellow light machine and I turn it on. It's like

532
00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:46,605
Speaker 2: someone might have these and it's like ten thousand lumins.

533
00:23:46,645 --> 00:23:48,965
Speaker 2: I don't even know what lumins are, but it's basically

534
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Speaker 2: you have it like a slightly it's arm's length and

535
00:23:51,965 --> 00:23:54,085
Speaker 2: I sit in front of it at ten minutes in

536
00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:55,845
Speaker 2: the morning and it's supposed to give you like fake

537
00:23:55,925 --> 00:23:58,205
Speaker 2: sunlight energy coming in. But now I don't know whether

538
00:23:58,245 --> 00:24:00,645
Speaker 2: it's a pacibo or anything, but it gets me going

539
00:24:00,685 --> 00:24:02,325
Speaker 2: in the morning.

540
00:24:02,645 --> 00:24:04,965
Speaker 1: It's so good. It's like a little caffeine shop before

541
00:24:05,005 --> 00:24:05,885
Speaker 1: I have a coffee in the morning.

542
00:24:06,005 --> 00:24:09,005
Speaker 7: I please tell you something that I just when I

543
00:24:09,045 --> 00:24:11,645
Speaker 7: spent the night at jack post house, I slept over,

544
00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:14,565
Speaker 7: and I think Jack wanted a similar situation to you,

545
00:24:14,645 --> 00:24:16,565
Speaker 7: but didn't want to get didn't want to spend the.

546
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Speaker 1: Money on the special light.

547
00:24:18,205 --> 00:24:20,405
Speaker 7: So Jack just has what I think was just one

548
00:24:20,405 --> 00:24:24,765
Speaker 7: of those selfie ring lights and said shows he would

549
00:24:24,885 --> 00:24:27,045
Speaker 7: come out in the morning and just stare into the

550
00:24:27,085 --> 00:24:27,805
Speaker 7: selfie light.

551
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Speaker 5: That only lasted a very short period of time. And

552
00:24:35,285 --> 00:24:37,685
Speaker 5: it's just a coincidence that you were there during the period.

553
00:24:37,845 --> 00:24:39,765
Speaker 1: But how was she shut up in front of like

554
00:24:39,805 --> 00:24:40,165
Speaker 1: a chair.

555
00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:42,285
Speaker 7: It's just in the front living room, so like people

556
00:24:42,285 --> 00:24:44,245
Speaker 7: still walking past on the morning walk there just see

557
00:24:44,325 --> 00:24:47,725
Speaker 7: Jack eating this selfie light.

558
00:24:50,965 --> 00:24:54,725
Speaker 1: It doesn't have any special UV. It's just like led

559
00:24:55,085 --> 00:24:58,125
Speaker 1: but it's not like a bare light bulb in the bathroom.

560
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Speaker 5: Did any of those lights really do anything? Because I

561
00:25:00,925 --> 00:25:04,045
Speaker 5: went to a sauna once that had this little remote

562
00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:06,605
Speaker 5: for the led lights, and she's liking put red, blue, green,

563
00:25:06,765 --> 00:25:08,205
Speaker 5: And then she was going through each of them. She

564
00:25:08,285 --> 00:25:10,645
Speaker 5: was making up stuff that each light did. She's like,

565
00:25:10,685 --> 00:25:13,365
Speaker 5: you know, red light, they will reduce stress, blue light,

566
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:16,445
Speaker 5: they will get you energized, creatively, creatively. And then she

567
00:25:16,525 --> 00:25:18,525
Speaker 5: goes green light, they'll cure cancer.

568
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Speaker 1: Oh no, she did it wet they get poor old

569
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Speaker 1: joe By. Didn't that green green light? It's only that simple.

570
00:25:30,045 --> 00:25:32,125
Speaker 2: I'm afraid I've got the diagnosis a big sea. Some

571
00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:34,285
Speaker 2: just off the bunnings to get some green night bobs.

572
00:25:34,285 --> 00:25:38,525
Speaker 2: Apparently all right by the end of the month. Now, Ria,

573
00:25:38,565 --> 00:25:40,045
Speaker 2: what is it you're hoping to have?

574
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Speaker 7: Ever since coming back from Korea, I cannot get the

575
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Speaker 7: idea out of my mind of getting.

576
00:25:44,965 --> 00:25:47,445
Speaker 1: A heated toilet seat career?

577
00:25:47,485 --> 00:25:51,004
Speaker 7: Is it everywhere in Korea? Even public toilets have heated

578
00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:51,765
Speaker 7: toilet seats.

579
00:25:51,805 --> 00:25:53,805
Speaker 5: Really, were they definitely heated or are you just going

580
00:25:53,845 --> 00:25:57,685
Speaker 5: in after somebody get that residual warm?

581
00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:57,925
Speaker 1: Yeah?

582
00:25:58,205 --> 00:26:01,405
Speaker 7: No, no, I am positive they're electric heated toilet seats.

583
00:26:01,445 --> 00:26:03,685
Speaker 7: So they're not like you know, those fluffy woolen covers

584
00:26:03,685 --> 00:26:04,925
Speaker 7: your grandma would put on.

585
00:26:05,205 --> 00:26:09,085
Speaker 1: These are hard, don't look. She can hear everything just

586
00:26:09,165 --> 00:26:11,325
Speaker 1: a slight today though of a minute or two. How's

587
00:26:11,365 --> 00:26:13,925
Speaker 1: that Hacks working out that seat face?

588
00:26:15,405 --> 00:26:16,845
Speaker 5: State of the art toilet seat.

589
00:26:16,965 --> 00:26:19,645
Speaker 7: And now that we're in cold Melbourne winter, we've got

590
00:26:19,685 --> 00:26:23,205
Speaker 7: a ceramic toilet seats. So it's a cold, but oh

591
00:26:23,245 --> 00:26:25,365
Speaker 7: I want you sit in it and your cheeks all

592
00:26:25,405 --> 00:26:28,565
Speaker 7: the way to the front of your thighs are beautifully.

593
00:26:28,765 --> 00:26:31,045
Speaker 2: Because it's like a car seat now when you warm

594
00:26:31,085 --> 00:26:33,525
Speaker 2: yourself up like that. But having that at home, especially

595
00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:35,764
Speaker 2: the hours we get up just to warm you up

596
00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:36,765
Speaker 2: like a nice nest.

597
00:26:36,925 --> 00:26:38,965
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then every day, like twice a day, three

598
00:26:39,005 --> 00:26:41,045
Speaker 7: times a day. Whatever you've got that little.

599
00:26:44,205 --> 00:26:47,205
Speaker 2: You're gonna have a dumb laxative chocolate taste to get

600
00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:48,125
Speaker 2: to the toilet war.

601
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Speaker 1: Honestly you will. It would change your life.

602
00:26:51,205 --> 00:26:52,725
Speaker 5: It is the only way to live.

603
00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:55,965
Speaker 1: Things that you've bought that are game changes, give us a.

604
00:26:55,965 --> 00:26:59,925
Speaker 4: Call, Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

605
00:27:00,525 --> 00:27:04,885
Speaker 2: Game changing things you've bought Now, obviously, with Jack's announcement

606
00:27:04,965 --> 00:27:07,925
Speaker 2: yesterday that he's leaving the show this Friday, Nature are

607
00:27:07,965 --> 00:27:11,325
Speaker 2: bores of our and obviously Rio, Katelyn and just about

608
00:27:11,325 --> 00:27:13,645
Speaker 2: everybody else in radio around the world are all eyeing

609
00:27:13,725 --> 00:27:17,325
Speaker 2: up that new available throne. And I don't know, it's

610
00:27:17,325 --> 00:27:18,605
Speaker 2: me just adding up too many things.

611
00:27:18,605 --> 00:27:20,405
Speaker 1: I don't add that up. But but you said Kaitlyn.

612
00:27:20,285 --> 00:27:23,405
Speaker 2: Has come to it today in a trouser suit. Hey, listen,

613
00:27:23,485 --> 00:27:24,485
Speaker 2: devil wears prava.

614
00:27:24,965 --> 00:27:26,605
Speaker 1: Have you got the resume to give to me? I

615
00:27:26,685 --> 00:27:28,085
Speaker 1: see it, I like it, I get it.

616
00:27:28,165 --> 00:27:32,765
Speaker 2: Okay, you're always on point, looking cool over there, but

617
00:27:32,805 --> 00:27:34,365
Speaker 2: today it's an agile blaze.

618
00:27:34,685 --> 00:27:37,605
Speaker 1: It's all business. It's move on, get rid of him.

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Speaker 12: I just put the jacket on for a little bit of.

620
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Speaker 2: Change, and yeah, change your rights. Yeah, the times are

621
00:27:43,525 --> 00:27:46,365
Speaker 2: a changing. You're right, the free wheeling Jack Dylan is

622
00:27:46,445 --> 00:27:49,965
Speaker 2: leaving the show. Now what's the game changing purchase? And

623
00:27:50,005 --> 00:27:51,445
Speaker 2: you female sidekick?

624
00:27:52,285 --> 00:27:55,325
Speaker 12: Well, yeah, absolutely, I'm here and free him available. No,

625
00:27:55,525 --> 00:28:00,445
Speaker 12: I bought a squatty potty.

626
00:27:58,565 --> 00:28:01,285
Speaker 1: Take the resume back. I don't know what that is,

627
00:28:01,645 --> 00:28:04,605
Speaker 1: but I heard potty. So what it is is if

628
00:28:04,605 --> 00:28:06,125
Speaker 1: you're Henry, that dog that you spoil.

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00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,445
Speaker 12: No, you probably could use it though. It kind of

630
00:28:09,485 --> 00:28:12,125
Speaker 12: actually helps you to go to the toilet like a dog.

631
00:28:12,245 --> 00:28:14,805
Speaker 5: So you know how they what are you all?

632
00:28:15,645 --> 00:28:18,765
Speaker 1: You're pitching? Actually it's kind of service. I'd get Jackie

633
00:28:19,325 --> 00:28:24,645
Speaker 1: staring into an influence came, Why did that?

634
00:28:25,165 --> 00:28:26,845
Speaker 2: I'm happy with how I've gone to the toilet all

635
00:28:26,845 --> 00:28:28,525
Speaker 2: my life. Why do I now look at a dog

636
00:28:28,605 --> 00:28:30,445
Speaker 2: going do you know? I wish I could just cop

637
00:28:30,485 --> 00:28:31,805
Speaker 2: wear their go out on the street.

638
00:28:32,285 --> 00:28:36,245
Speaker 5: Or at the local park, just be free.

639
00:28:36,685 --> 00:28:39,325
Speaker 12: No, it's better for number twos, so you only use

640
00:28:39,365 --> 00:28:41,565
Speaker 12: it for number twos, and it's just for better coalon

641
00:28:41,605 --> 00:28:44,965
Speaker 12: health essentially, So it puts you at a position when

642
00:28:45,005 --> 00:28:47,805
Speaker 12: sitting on the toilet so that your colon is sitting

643
00:28:47,845 --> 00:28:48,805
Speaker 12: at a better angle.

644
00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:52,245
Speaker 5: You like me, It's like a footstool, so your feeder

645
00:28:52,325 --> 00:28:54,205
Speaker 5: up high and that's right, so you're your needs are

646
00:28:54,205 --> 00:28:55,365
Speaker 5: almost tucked up to your chest.

647
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:58,365
Speaker 1: Just prop myself up with a couple of books or stoping.

648
00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:00,925
Speaker 12: Absolutely you don't need to buy one, but they are

649
00:29:00,965 --> 00:29:02,085
Speaker 12: only eight dollars at aldi.

650
00:29:02,285 --> 00:29:05,285
Speaker 1: So how does it into a better position, like I

651
00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:06,405
Speaker 1: guess in cave man days?

652
00:29:06,485 --> 00:29:07,285
Speaker 13: Yeah, exactly.

653
00:29:07,325 --> 00:29:09,125
Speaker 12: So just like you were squatting to go to the

654
00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:14,685
Speaker 12: toilet if you're out in public, hope in a hidden

655
00:29:14,725 --> 00:29:15,965
Speaker 12: area for number twos.

656
00:29:16,525 --> 00:29:17,525
Speaker 1: She does live and where it.

657
00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:20,045
Speaker 5: So you were.

658
00:29:20,205 --> 00:29:22,565
Speaker 12: Camping and you had to use a drop toilet or

659
00:29:22,565 --> 00:29:23,205
Speaker 12: something like that.

660
00:29:23,565 --> 00:29:23,965
Speaker 4: It's for that.

661
00:29:24,725 --> 00:29:26,805
Speaker 2: What's the science and this I'm curious now, so why

662
00:29:26,805 --> 00:29:28,765
Speaker 2: does the colon prefer that? Why is that better for

663
00:29:28,805 --> 00:29:29,845
Speaker 2: our digestive tract?

664
00:29:30,005 --> 00:29:30,325
Speaker 4: I don't know.

665
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Speaker 1: It must go with a certain anty, but you don't know.

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Speaker 2: But you brought this thing because it's it's this one

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Speaker 2: of those Instagram videos where it just the algorithm knows

668
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Speaker 2: that you're a sucker for this kind of stuff.

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Speaker 12: It literally says the tagline says fast or more complete

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Speaker 12: bowel movement.

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Speaker 5: You're practically making money from the time you save.

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Speaker 1: I've never been.

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Speaker 2: Late for anything because I'm struggling to go for a

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Speaker 2: number two?

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Speaker 1: Where is it he's having problems? To him? Get him

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Speaker 1: that squatty.

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Speaker 4: Potty Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Christian, When the Joys listen to your show, you never

679
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Speaker 2: know what conversation is stumbling into. I've just gone down

680
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Speaker 2: a black hole this morning online searching squatty potty.

681
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Speaker 1: I've had a look. Basically, it's just a footstool.

682
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Speaker 2: You're using a toilet to give your feet slashed legs

683
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Speaker 2: in a higher position. And then I start watching YouTube videos.

684
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Speaker 2: You know you want to No, Maggie, there are so

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Speaker 2: many things I need to get today that isn't demanding

686
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Speaker 2: my attention honestly.

687
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Speaker 5: Also the phrases going down a wormhole, but probably is

688
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Speaker 5: more descriptive to say going down a black hole, because

689
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Speaker 5: it's time wise that you'll never get back.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're opening up the lines now.

691
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Speaker 2: You could be winning one thousand dollars during the next

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Speaker 2: hour on the show.

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Speaker 1: The most modern phone number you need.

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Speaker 2: To get your stories on ear this morning is thirteen

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Speaker 2: fifty five twenty two up first this morning. For me,

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Speaker 2: I think the most awkward situation I could ever be

697
00:30:51,525 --> 00:30:53,085
Speaker 2: in is if I was round at somebody's house and

698
00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:56,405
Speaker 2: I accidentally broke something of theirs, or if I broke

699
00:30:56,485 --> 00:30:59,165
Speaker 2: something in a shop. What happens in either of those

700
00:30:59,165 --> 00:31:02,405
Speaker 2: two situations for me would be hellish. Breaking something in

701
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Speaker 2: a shop. You know, sometimes you see those shops, especially

702
00:31:04,845 --> 00:31:07,525
Speaker 2: if you go out into country Victoria, you know the

703
00:31:07,525 --> 00:31:11,085
Speaker 2: ones who've got that really neat bell Caang cag and

704
00:31:11,125 --> 00:31:13,565
Speaker 2: some grumpy old owner comes out at the side room

705
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Speaker 2: and they just go can I help you? And you go, no,

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Speaker 2: he's having a look round, thanks, And it's uncomfortably.

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Speaker 1: Quiet in there.

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Speaker 5: You're you're aware of their eyes on you as you

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Speaker 5: move around the store.

710
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Speaker 2: And you so God, you can't leave because again you

711
00:31:24,565 --> 00:31:27,085
Speaker 2: can't sneak out because you know, clang clang, ring ring,

712
00:31:27,525 --> 00:31:29,525
Speaker 2: and that belt. But if you broke anything care in

713
00:31:29,565 --> 00:31:31,645
Speaker 2: there for me, it would just be so uncomfortable. So

714
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Speaker 2: has anyone ever broken anything round at somebody's house or

715
00:31:35,645 --> 00:31:36,245
Speaker 2: in a shop?

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Speaker 1: What happened?

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Speaker 2: I need to know, thirteen fifty five, twenty two. And

718
00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:41,845
Speaker 2: I know whether it's just the thing that we're chasing

719
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Speaker 2: at the moment. We did have this idea last week

720
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Speaker 2: after poor Patsy I really hurt herself, give us some

721
00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:50,725
Speaker 2: marek concussion falling through and ripping off the shower door,

722
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Speaker 2: bathroom injuries danger in the bathroom of thirteen fifty five

723
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Speaker 2: twenty two. And then Jack has got an amazing store

724
00:31:57,725 --> 00:31:59,925
Speaker 2: about his wife Biancha. This one we're calling close, but

725
00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:00,605
Speaker 2: no cigar.

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Speaker 5: I dropped her at an author's talk on the weekend,

727
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Speaker 5: and when I went to pick her up, she had

728
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Speaker 5: lined up for half an hour to get her book

729
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Speaker 5: signed by the author. But at those things, eventually they

730
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Speaker 5: have to go to somewhere in the line and say, now,

731
00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:16,005
Speaker 5: anyone after this point, we can't we don't have time

732
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Speaker 5: for it. And she was the one where they hit it.

733
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Speaker 5: They put the arm down in front of her and said,

734
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Speaker 5: everybody from here backwards has to go.

735
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Speaker 2: Surely the author just wants to keep it going and

736
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Speaker 2: meat that you eat your customers.

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Speaker 5: She had another talk to go to. Oh no, you

738
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Speaker 5: know you've got an hour, an hour and a half

739
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Speaker 5: whatever it is of signing books. And then they've gone

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Speaker 5: to Bianka. Thanks but no thanks. Close.

741
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Speaker 1: She must have been gutted queuing up for that long.

742
00:32:39,245 --> 00:32:41,685
Speaker 2: All right, close, but no cigar stories, danger in the

743
00:32:41,685 --> 00:32:44,925
Speaker 2: bathroom and have you ever broken something in a shop

744
00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:46,125
Speaker 2: around at somebody's house?

745
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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

746
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Speaker 2: I'm talking about the things you buy that make a difference.

747
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Speaker 2: I have a mattress lifter. It goes under the mattress,

748
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Speaker 2: you press a button, it then lifts it up. Makes

749
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Speaker 2: it easy to change the sheets.

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Speaker 1: That is a game change.

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Speaker 5: Isn't that the worst job in the house?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Putting the footage sheet of yes, yes, but don't

753
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Speaker 1: you get those the elasticated ones.

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Speaker 5: Up the corner. No, it's so awkward.

755
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I fear that it might have shrunk somehow

756
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Speaker 2: to in the wash, because even just an inch or

757
00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:22,045
Speaker 2: millimeters make me say, you have to sort of put

758
00:33:22,085 --> 00:33:25,085
Speaker 2: a knee. It's like a UFC sort of grappling competition.

759
00:33:25,165 --> 00:33:28,045
Speaker 2: Whenever you do, it's a it's a. And I now

760
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Speaker 2: try and work out this technique that I think helps

761
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Speaker 2: where I do the opposing angles, so I might go

762
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Speaker 2: bottom left and top Righteah, fit them there. It's when

763
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Speaker 2: you change a tie almost You're supposed to do that

764
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Speaker 2: and then go to the other ones top left. If

765
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Speaker 2: you're playing, you home, probably get a pen right now right,

766
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Speaker 2: You got it? Well down, play it on.

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Speaker 1: You try this next week.

768
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Speaker 2: You can have a lot of time on your hands.

769
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Speaker 2: I need to find out about the mattress lived there, Heather.

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Speaker 2: That's a great one, all right. Your story's end close.

771
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Speaker 2: But no cigar, danger in the bathroom, and never broken

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Speaker 2: something in a shop or right at somebody's house. Thirteen

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Speaker 2: fifty five, twenty two.

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Speaker 1: Jane, Good morning, Good morning, Jane, good morning, and still

775
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Speaker 1: good morning. Nothing changes, Jane. So you got danger in

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Speaker 1: the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I had. This is when I had my baby.

778
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Speaker 13: He was six feets old.

779
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Speaker 3: He's now thirty two, and I had to have a

780
00:34:21,245 --> 00:34:24,884
Speaker 3: follow up appointment with the obstecution and decided I'd chave

781
00:34:24,965 --> 00:34:28,325
Speaker 3: my arm pits. But then I dropped my razor and

782
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Speaker 3: I caught it with my boob against the wall of

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Speaker 3: the shower.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, and I flashed my nipple and I

785
00:34:39,365 --> 00:34:42,565
Speaker 8: couldn't see it off that side for weeks, and I

786
00:34:42,605 --> 00:34:45,925
Speaker 8: had to express like strawberry milk or was horrible and

787
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Speaker 8: oh it was horrendous.

788
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Speaker 3: And he didn't even want to see my arm pits.

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Speaker 2: No, obviously he's I think he was an amateur who

790
00:34:54,765 --> 00:34:57,165
Speaker 2: a trainee. If he started the rummage around there after,

791
00:34:57,565 --> 00:35:00,125
Speaker 2: give him that something is not right here?

792
00:35:02,285 --> 00:35:04,845
Speaker 4: Wealty, Yeah, yes, it was very thought.

793
00:35:05,725 --> 00:35:07,805
Speaker 1: So once you need to have stitches after something like that,

794
00:35:07,925 --> 00:35:09,485
Speaker 1: or does it, you know what goes on.

795
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Speaker 3: I just healed out. I didn't. I didn't say any

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00:35:12,845 --> 00:35:18,285
Speaker 3: doctor about my many. It just healed out eventually. But

797
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Speaker 3: I had to express off it because it kept killing

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Speaker 3: with milk.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got it first, somebody old strawberry one

800
00:35:23,525 --> 00:35:25,645
Speaker 1: final with that and the old scotched pot. It's been

801
00:35:25,725 --> 00:35:31,045
Speaker 1: quite the hour today. Are you sure you're leaving Broadway?

802
00:35:31,085 --> 00:35:33,725
Speaker 3: Obviously, because it couldn't say that, yeah.

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00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:35,645
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right then Jane. Let's leave it

804
00:35:35,645 --> 00:35:37,245
Speaker 2: there for now. Jane, thank you very much, have a

805
00:35:37,245 --> 00:35:38,485
Speaker 2: good day, no worries.

806
00:35:39,005 --> 00:35:41,725
Speaker 3: I just want to say by Jack and I really

807
00:35:41,725 --> 00:35:43,364
Speaker 3: loved your working on the show.

808
00:35:43,685 --> 00:35:46,844
Speaker 1: Thanks Jane. That's lovely, lovely Jane, thank you very much.

809
00:35:47,125 --> 00:35:48,924
Speaker 3: I love you guys too, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: He's thirty two now, boy, and well the good morning.

811
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Speaker 2: Good Yeah, we're great, kicking girls as always.

812
00:35:57,085 --> 00:35:58,844
Speaker 1: And well, what's your story for us? Mate?

813
00:35:58,885 --> 00:36:00,925
Speaker 2: Is this one about breaking something in a shop around

814
00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:02,485
Speaker 2: at somebody's home, A.

815
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Speaker 14: Breaking turning in a shop? Yeah, on a job a

816
00:36:06,205 --> 00:36:10,685
Speaker 14: second hand, sup, And they opened up. I walked in

817
00:36:11,245 --> 00:36:15,245
Speaker 14: and talking to him and fled back on this Italian

818
00:36:15,245 --> 00:36:18,765
Speaker 14: marble table that was the sale for eight thousand dollars

819
00:36:19,045 --> 00:36:20,525
Speaker 14: and it snapped him half.

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00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:27,285
Speaker 5: Oh no, wow, awkward to be very yeah.

821
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Speaker 1: I mean that's some of those Greek statues have been

822
00:36:29,405 --> 00:36:30,085
Speaker 1: there still. Now.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, well, I don't know whether it was a fault

824
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:36,364
Speaker 14: in it or what, but yeah, I just thought, yeah,

825
00:36:36,365 --> 00:36:39,245
Speaker 14: I don't think I'm starting a job. I think I've

826
00:36:39,245 --> 00:36:42,285
Speaker 14: just sacked myself somehow, but stayed there for two and

827
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Speaker 14: a half years.

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00:36:43,005 --> 00:36:47,484
Speaker 1: But working, you can if two and a half years

829
00:36:47,525 --> 00:36:50,565
Speaker 1: time lost of Marble Market race.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, it took me that. It took fifteen hundred bucks

831
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Speaker 14: out of my way.

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00:36:56,045 --> 00:36:57,205
Speaker 1: God dash tight.

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00:36:58,445 --> 00:37:01,085
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you've got to pay us money when

834
00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:01,965
Speaker 2: you leave Friday.

835
00:37:02,285 --> 00:37:04,645
Speaker 1: I'd have him staying till the end of you said no, No,

836
00:37:04,685 --> 00:37:06,085
Speaker 1: you are Jack, you boy?

837
00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:08,245
Speaker 2: All right, your stories and never broken something in a

838
00:37:08,285 --> 00:37:10,965
Speaker 2: shot or right at somebody's home, danger in the bathroom

839
00:37:11,005 --> 00:37:12,165
Speaker 2: and close put no cigar.

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00:37:12,725 --> 00:37:15,325
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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00:37:16,205 --> 00:37:19,404
Speaker 2: Good morning too, Holly, Christian. I emailed you last year.

842
00:37:20,245 --> 00:37:21,844
Speaker 2: I just found a show, so I wanted to go

843
00:37:21,925 --> 00:37:23,965
Speaker 2: back and listen to the early shows. I went through

844
00:37:23,965 --> 00:37:27,125
Speaker 2: the first year sending my highlights. Yesterday I just finished

845
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Speaker 2: your second year highlights attached.

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Speaker 1: Beat on the Boss? Do you remember beat on the Boss? No?

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Speaker 1: What's that? Sue the Boss release? They released the sounds

848
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Speaker 1: Layah Liar Blake on Fire. I do remember that Blake

849
00:37:45,365 --> 00:37:47,645
Speaker 1: who used to work, who lies saying he didn't want

850
00:37:47,685 --> 00:37:49,565
Speaker 1: your job and we made him do a line to titys.

851
00:37:49,645 --> 00:37:51,685
Speaker 1: It turns out he really wanted Georgia.

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Speaker 5: You'll hear from him again this week.

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Speaker 2: He's just set a countdown by five today. Dame's America

854
00:37:58,165 --> 00:38:05,845
Speaker 2: amazing historical fact. Yes, brought to you by Malvin Lacrosse.

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Speaker 1: Was he the coach of them? They kept plugging them?

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00:38:08,165 --> 00:38:11,965
Speaker 1: Yep uh, the inaugural annual sausage party.

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Speaker 2: Do not remember that. Don't want to be reminded of it.

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00:38:14,245 --> 00:38:17,645
Speaker 2: Heroes gold Bear loved doing that. You found a lot

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Speaker 2: of insight to be Metica for the studio. I remember

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Speaker 2: the two years gathering us and then got binned I

861
00:38:22,885 --> 00:38:25,125
Speaker 2: think in the middle last year, and then Christian do

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Speaker 2: you remember Pepe?

863
00:38:27,325 --> 00:38:29,045
Speaker 1: Yeah, my George is in on the show today. We're

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Speaker 1: not going any further about that.

865
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Speaker 2: Troy, good morning, Hello, Hello Troy, Troy. I got a

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Speaker 2: story about close but no cigar.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 15: So when I was a young Feller managed to buy

869
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Speaker 15: the New Ideas and Lewin's Weeklies and.

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Speaker 2: Days, how those nick patterns and cookery stuff and held

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00:38:50,525 --> 00:38:53,725
Speaker 2: romance stops a cross word as well well.

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Speaker 15: I love the word puzzles in them. So I was

873
00:38:55,565 --> 00:38:57,005
Speaker 15: the gat them, which he's done and you know he's

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00:38:57,045 --> 00:39:00,565
Speaker 15: going out. But once they had a competition and it

875
00:39:00,685 --> 00:39:03,405
Speaker 15: was a treasure map that was gritted up and you

876
00:39:03,445 --> 00:39:05,165
Speaker 15: put an X where you thought the treasure was on

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00:39:05,205 --> 00:39:07,965
Speaker 15: the map and the first correct to draw out of

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00:39:07,965 --> 00:39:10,765
Speaker 15: the barrel one ten thousand dollars. So I put an

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00:39:10,925 --> 00:39:12,765
Speaker 15: X on there a month to cent it away for me,

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00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:16,085
Speaker 15: and about a month later I got a letter in

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Speaker 15: the mail saying congratulations. You know you've come second in

882
00:39:19,885 --> 00:39:21,045
Speaker 15: this competition, and I was like.

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00:39:21,005 --> 00:39:21,685
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

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Speaker 15: So they sent me a check for twenty bucks.

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00:39:28,685 --> 00:39:29,645
Speaker 1: That really is close.

886
00:39:29,685 --> 00:39:33,085
Speaker 2: But no, cigar, you you're this close to winning ten thousand,

887
00:39:33,085 --> 00:39:35,925
Speaker 2: but you win, you win big twenty dollars.

888
00:39:36,365 --> 00:39:38,325
Speaker 15: I mean for a ten year old, that's a lot

889
00:39:38,325 --> 00:39:38,685
Speaker 15: of money.

890
00:39:39,485 --> 00:39:43,844
Speaker 2: You get some more Women's Weekly that that's the next

891
00:39:43,845 --> 00:39:45,285
Speaker 2: month of issues right there.

892
00:39:46,725 --> 00:39:47,005
Speaker 1: Try.

893
00:39:47,125 --> 00:39:49,165
Speaker 2: Great story. Thank you very much for sharing. May have

894
00:39:49,245 --> 00:39:54,485
Speaker 2: a good day, you do. Louisa, Good morning, Good morning.

895
00:39:54,565 --> 00:39:55,525
Speaker 16: How are you all good?

896
00:39:55,565 --> 00:39:57,525
Speaker 1: So you're driving the school bus right now?

897
00:39:58,485 --> 00:39:58,685
Speaker 17: No?

898
00:39:59,045 --> 00:40:03,165
Speaker 2: Oh, that's another caller. It was it Heidi Kindie. Someone

899
00:40:03,205 --> 00:40:03,765
Speaker 2: who is out there?

900
00:40:03,845 --> 00:40:04,165
Speaker 7: Lisa?

901
00:40:04,285 --> 00:40:05,125
Speaker 13: Yeah, Louisa?

902
00:40:05,245 --> 00:40:08,005
Speaker 1: Ohuise are you Louisa? Y oh you're the one not

903
00:40:08,085 --> 00:40:11,844
Speaker 1: driving this? No? Oh, gotcha? What are you up to

904
00:40:11,885 --> 00:40:12,725
Speaker 1: Louisa right now?

905
00:40:13,285 --> 00:40:13,445
Speaker 8: Oh?

906
00:40:13,485 --> 00:40:15,725
Speaker 17: I'm on my way to work. And I wanted to

907
00:40:15,725 --> 00:40:19,285
Speaker 17: tell you a story. Yeah, when I was ten years old,

908
00:40:19,445 --> 00:40:22,125
Speaker 17: I wasn't allowed to ride a bike. My parents were

909
00:40:22,125 --> 00:40:26,205
Speaker 17: really over protective. So one day I was at a

910
00:40:26,205 --> 00:40:30,045
Speaker 17: family friend's house and I took one of the bikes

911
00:40:30,205 --> 00:40:32,805
Speaker 17: from the shed and I was riding it down the

912
00:40:32,845 --> 00:40:36,125
Speaker 17: street and a car pulled out and I hit the

913
00:40:36,245 --> 00:40:39,725
Speaker 17: car and I went over the top and then I

914
00:40:39,765 --> 00:40:42,205
Speaker 17: fell down. They came out and they said, oh, you're okay.

915
00:40:42,285 --> 00:40:45,005
Speaker 17: I said, I'm okay, but I was really really frightened.

916
00:40:45,085 --> 00:40:46,765
Speaker 17: I didn't want them to tell my parents. And I

917
00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:50,245
Speaker 17: never told my parents because I was so scared that

918
00:40:50,325 --> 00:40:52,485
Speaker 17: they would get so upset with me. I ended up

919
00:40:52,485 --> 00:40:55,125
Speaker 17: telling them later later, later, as an adult. I think

920
00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:57,605
Speaker 17: I ended up telling my mum only as an adult. Yeah,

921
00:40:57,605 --> 00:40:59,965
Speaker 17: but I was really really scared, so I think I

922
00:41:00,045 --> 00:41:00,805
Speaker 17: dummished the bike.

923
00:41:01,085 --> 00:41:05,725
Speaker 1: Wow, you didn't hurt yourself as well, that's right, Louisa,

924
00:41:05,765 --> 00:41:06,765
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. You call.

925
00:41:07,445 --> 00:41:08,925
Speaker 11: Thank you to Janet.

926
00:41:08,965 --> 00:41:12,205
Speaker 1: Good morning, Janet, Good good morning Christian. All right, you've

927
00:41:12,205 --> 00:41:14,325
Speaker 1: got to steal about danger in the bathroom today.

928
00:41:15,045 --> 00:41:18,285
Speaker 13: I have a very small on sweet and I was

929
00:41:18,325 --> 00:41:21,085
Speaker 13: in there and I actually fainted and I hainted and

930
00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:24,485
Speaker 13: fell down between the toilet and the shower and became trapped.

931
00:41:25,645 --> 00:41:26,005
Speaker 15: Get out.

932
00:41:26,045 --> 00:41:28,765
Speaker 13: I'm trapped in there. I'm kicking at the door, I'm yelling,

933
00:41:28,805 --> 00:41:35,245
Speaker 13: I'm screaming, I'm kicking. Fifteen minutes later, my husband comes

934
00:41:35,405 --> 00:41:37,045
Speaker 13: and goes, what are you doing down there? And I'm

935
00:41:37,045 --> 00:41:40,045
Speaker 13: going I can't get out, So yeah, anyway, so he

936
00:41:40,285 --> 00:41:42,485
Speaker 13: had to drag me out. But yeah, I was trapped there.

937
00:41:42,645 --> 00:41:44,605
Speaker 2: So did I get some vascline and put it around

938
00:41:44,605 --> 00:41:45,844
Speaker 2: your head? How did you get you out? How did

939
00:41:45,885 --> 00:41:48,005
Speaker 2: you prize you out of there? That little nook and cranny?

940
00:41:48,245 --> 00:41:51,364
Speaker 13: Oh no, I just swizz it out, but I look,

941
00:41:54,605 --> 00:41:58,005
Speaker 13: but yeah, I just there's no way. I always wedged

942
00:41:58,085 --> 00:42:01,485
Speaker 13: tightly in between there was such a small small and sweat.

943
00:42:01,765 --> 00:42:05,405
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, incredible story, Janet, thank you very much.

944
00:42:06,085 --> 00:42:06,445
Speaker 16: Thank you.

945
00:42:07,405 --> 00:42:13,525
Speaker 2: Let's go, Francine, good morning, everyone, morning everyone, Good morning,

946
00:42:13,525 --> 00:42:15,645
Speaker 2: Miss Francene and fran scene.

947
00:42:15,645 --> 00:42:16,925
Speaker 1: What's your story for us? Mate?

948
00:42:17,525 --> 00:42:21,445
Speaker 16: Okay, Doki, So was I broke something in my parents' house.

949
00:42:21,445 --> 00:42:24,285
Speaker 16: I was only a kid. I was about eight. They

950
00:42:24,405 --> 00:42:26,765
Speaker 16: had like a mix master with a really loose, crappy

951
00:42:26,805 --> 00:42:30,245
Speaker 16: bottom on it, and next to the mixed master was

952
00:42:30,245 --> 00:42:33,565
Speaker 16: a fish tank. So you know, one day I was

953
00:42:33,925 --> 00:42:38,085
Speaker 16: flicking the bottom of the mix master, flicked off, hit

954
00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:41,805
Speaker 16: the fish tank broke the fish tank. Of course, water

955
00:42:41,845 --> 00:42:44,325
Speaker 16: went everywhere. My dad jumped up, whips on the water,

956
00:42:44,485 --> 00:42:50,085
Speaker 16: tried to grab the fish, broke your toe and unfortunately

957
00:42:50,125 --> 00:42:51,125
Speaker 16: the fish didn't make it.

958
00:42:51,245 --> 00:42:54,565
Speaker 1: So God, what a story.

959
00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:57,565
Speaker 16: So that was real, real fun for an eight year old.

960
00:42:58,925 --> 00:43:00,884
Speaker 1: All right, thank you very much. You cool.

961
00:43:01,685 --> 00:43:05,285
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast US.

962
00:43:05,285 --> 00:43:07,884
Speaker 2: He's found someone old in a rumpuntry. Do you check

963
00:43:07,925 --> 00:43:08,925
Speaker 2: any dates anything?

964
00:43:08,965 --> 00:43:12,205
Speaker 6: I never do, No, not normally. It's usually the love

965
00:43:12,285 --> 00:43:15,085
Speaker 6: God for me. Does he Yeah, it's like he's going

966
00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:18,245
Speaker 6: on as you know stock check that the supermarkets do.

967
00:43:18,365 --> 00:43:20,565
Speaker 1: He'll wake his office works.

968
00:43:20,565 --> 00:43:23,125
Speaker 2: You know chicken, you know, the best before date on

969
00:43:23,125 --> 00:43:25,405
Speaker 2: the reams of paper and the ink cartridge.

970
00:43:25,485 --> 00:43:28,365
Speaker 6: It's like he does a stock take every week, it seems.

971
00:43:28,365 --> 00:43:31,285
Speaker 6: And last night he found I don't know how it missed.

972
00:43:31,285 --> 00:43:34,085
Speaker 2: His wife is obsessive about this Patsy right if she

973
00:43:34,165 --> 00:43:36,565
Speaker 2: was doing it yesterday, right, she just and she'd just

974
00:43:36,565 --> 00:43:38,205
Speaker 2: come and find me. I'm working on something, should go

975
00:43:38,365 --> 00:43:39,365
Speaker 2: When do you open this chicken?

976
00:43:39,845 --> 00:43:44,005
Speaker 1: I'm like to check my journals. I don't know. And

977
00:43:44,045 --> 00:43:46,285
Speaker 1: then she went very airy. This food bank he put

978
00:43:46,285 --> 00:43:48,285
Speaker 1: it's very airy. I think this means it's gone off

979
00:43:48,525 --> 00:43:52,125
Speaker 1: sniffing stuff and rummaging around in there. When'd you have

980
00:43:52,205 --> 00:43:55,245
Speaker 1: this cheese? I don't know. I don't put dates on it.

981
00:43:55,725 --> 00:43:58,205
Speaker 6: You know what though, my husband's notorious for not sealing

982
00:43:58,285 --> 00:43:59,364
Speaker 6: the SnapLock beck.

983
00:43:59,485 --> 00:44:01,125
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm fastigious about that.

984
00:44:01,325 --> 00:44:02,205
Speaker 6: Yes, you've got to.

985
00:44:02,445 --> 00:44:04,565
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love those food banks. I've got my I

986
00:44:04,685 --> 00:44:07,605
Speaker 2: buy the food banks. I have small media large same.

987
00:44:07,885 --> 00:44:10,765
Speaker 6: They're the bear do you get like the sticky ones

988
00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:12,725
Speaker 6: or the sliding.

989
00:44:12,405 --> 00:44:13,525
Speaker 1: I love the slues.

990
00:44:13,565 --> 00:44:16,325
Speaker 2: There's something deeply reassured because you know, and it's not

991
00:44:16,365 --> 00:44:20,845
Speaker 2: quite hundred percent the Yeah, it should actually have a noise.

992
00:44:21,445 --> 00:44:24,805
Speaker 2: Then lets us know, and I can show sound of

993
00:44:24,845 --> 00:44:25,645
Speaker 2: it when it's not there.

994
00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:29,565
Speaker 6: Well, last night he stumbled across a bottle of pasta

995
00:44:29,645 --> 00:44:32,645
Speaker 6: sauce dated August twenty seventeen.

996
00:44:33,725 --> 00:44:38,165
Speaker 2: Heyd the episode of Pantry Antiques road Show.

997
00:44:38,765 --> 00:44:42,445
Speaker 6: I don't know how it just bypassed us. So it

998
00:44:42,445 --> 00:44:43,364
Speaker 6: was a bit of is it.

999
00:44:44,205 --> 00:44:46,805
Speaker 2: From the turn of the century or eighteen fifty five

1000
00:44:46,885 --> 00:44:50,205
Speaker 2: King Louis reign it it's twenty and sixty's.

1001
00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:57,045
Speaker 1: It's in grandmother her generation to generation. For Audie it.

1002
00:44:56,965 --> 00:45:00,485
Speaker 6: Was Bechamel sauce, and it was for that lasagnac.

1003
00:45:00,805 --> 00:45:01,685
Speaker 1: Is it bechamore?

1004
00:45:02,325 --> 00:45:05,285
Speaker 6: But one day when I got around to making lasagna

1005
00:45:05,365 --> 00:45:07,205
Speaker 6: from scratch, and I guess I kind of never got

1006
00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:07,844
Speaker 6: around to it.

1007
00:45:08,245 --> 00:45:09,885
Speaker 1: So so many missed opportunities.

1008
00:45:11,045 --> 00:45:13,245
Speaker 2: Sometimes a day like this, you stare Aunt Clapp and

1009
00:45:13,285 --> 00:45:17,525
Speaker 2: beautiful morning sunlight, Sanya, I was going to cook, you know,

1010
00:45:17,645 --> 00:45:19,845
Speaker 2: put that back on top of the old bucket list, Chris.

1011
00:45:20,165 --> 00:45:23,685
Speaker 5: That is like Biancher's optimism from my finally making banana bread,

1012
00:45:23,685 --> 00:45:27,565
Speaker 5: the amount of black in the freezer ready for their transformation.

1013
00:45:28,365 --> 00:45:30,165
Speaker 1: You now got some time ahead of you can become

1014
00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:32,364
Speaker 1: a master baker. You heard me right?

1015
00:45:32,845 --> 00:45:36,525
Speaker 6: Oh so, I don't know if anyone else has got something.

1016
00:45:36,925 --> 00:45:39,844
Speaker 6: I bet there's people that have got stuff older than

1017
00:45:39,845 --> 00:45:43,085
Speaker 6: what's that like eight years in their pantry.

1018
00:45:43,245 --> 00:45:43,685
Speaker 5: You know what?

1019
00:45:43,965 --> 00:45:46,765
Speaker 2: Perhaps I mean, I'm guessing people muster, but I don't

1020
00:45:46,765 --> 00:45:48,364
Speaker 2: think most of us know what the dates are.

1021
00:45:48,965 --> 00:45:49,725
Speaker 1: After they were down and go.

1022
00:45:49,965 --> 00:45:53,845
Speaker 2: I think there's an Uncle Ben's curry sauce from eighty

1023
00:45:53,925 --> 00:45:57,045
Speaker 2: two that I mean, just with one day you order, Sanya.

1024
00:45:57,485 --> 00:45:59,925
Speaker 2: Missed opportunity is that Uncle Ben's curry that I'm going

1025
00:45:59,965 --> 00:46:02,964
Speaker 2: to make one day? Or an old El Paso from

1026
00:46:03,165 --> 00:46:06,005
Speaker 2: Shout Out COVID huh twenty twenty two.

1027
00:46:06,085 --> 00:46:08,325
Speaker 1: Hello old friend, Hello old passo.

1028
00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:10,285
Speaker 5: All right, what are you asking people to do? If

1029
00:46:10,285 --> 00:46:11,445
Speaker 5: you ever look at home.

1030
00:46:12,845 --> 00:46:14,325
Speaker 2: Go and have a look, maybe in hanging on to

1031
00:46:14,445 --> 00:46:16,045
Speaker 2: some old beer or some of the heroes gold.

1032
00:46:16,045 --> 00:46:18,004
Speaker 1: I'm still some cans of heroes gold.

1033
00:46:18,005 --> 00:46:20,365
Speaker 5: Well what that? That would have expired in twenty twenty?

1034
00:46:20,405 --> 00:46:24,045
Speaker 1: I recond does beer have a chat before? Donay? What

1035
00:46:24,205 --> 00:46:24,725
Speaker 1: happened to it?

1036
00:46:24,725 --> 00:46:25,445
Speaker 5: It will go flat?

1037
00:46:25,565 --> 00:46:27,005
Speaker 1: How do you know all this? What are you a

1038
00:46:27,165 --> 00:46:27,805
Speaker 1: beer forman?

1039
00:46:28,005 --> 00:46:29,405
Speaker 5: I just assume would.

1040
00:46:29,485 --> 00:46:32,645
Speaker 1: Should it be? It's it's stuck in the sealed in there,

1041
00:46:33,245 --> 00:46:36,245
Speaker 1: in there, it will lose its that source? What's you called? Bitchamal?

1042
00:46:36,685 --> 00:46:42,005
Speaker 1: You know all right?

1043
00:46:42,765 --> 00:46:48,845
Speaker 2: Antiques Pantry Road Show twenty sixteen, Any Move on twenty sixteen?

1044
00:46:48,885 --> 00:46:51,805
Speaker 2: You got something from I don't know the y two k.

1045
00:46:51,965 --> 00:46:57,125
Speaker 4: Days, Christian O'Connell show one podcast.

1046
00:46:56,925 --> 00:46:59,125
Speaker 2: Christian and Team. I was at my nana's house a

1047
00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:00,924
Speaker 2: couple of months ago. She gave me a Tubbert butter

1048
00:47:01,005 --> 00:47:03,485
Speaker 2: to use. It was from nineteen ninety seven. It was

1049
00:47:03,485 --> 00:47:04,245
Speaker 2: a funny.

1050
00:47:03,965 --> 00:47:07,645
Speaker 1: Color chucking chuck in you a live grenade?

1051
00:47:08,565 --> 00:47:10,685
Speaker 2: PS good luck, Jack, with your next adventure.

1052
00:47:10,765 --> 00:47:11,125
Speaker 5: Thank you.

1053
00:47:11,405 --> 00:47:15,725
Speaker 2: That's from Joel Christian and teen keep it generic. It's

1054
00:47:15,725 --> 00:47:18,725
Speaker 2: easy that way when they come and go. My granddad,

1055
00:47:18,965 --> 00:47:20,725
Speaker 2: I'm not going to learn from what I did with

1056
00:47:20,805 --> 00:47:22,885
Speaker 2: jack Neck. Never get to attach to them. From now on,

1057
00:47:22,925 --> 00:47:25,565
Speaker 2: the next person, I'll keep at arm's length. My grandad

1058
00:47:25,765 --> 00:47:29,765
Speaker 2: spice rack was sealed spices that all expired sometime in

1059
00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:32,485
Speaker 2: the eighties. I was born in ninety five. He wouldn't

1060
00:47:32,525 --> 00:47:35,485
Speaker 2: let anybody throw them out because apparently it's bad luck

1061
00:47:35,525 --> 00:47:42,844
Speaker 2: to throw out spice. I reckon, yes, yes, Daniel in Ballarat. Okay,

1062
00:47:42,885 --> 00:47:46,165
Speaker 2: so we're doing antique pantry. I just want to pronounce

1063
00:47:46,205 --> 00:47:46,565
Speaker 2: that right.

1064
00:47:46,805 --> 00:47:47,525
Speaker 1: Road Show.

1065
00:47:50,605 --> 00:47:55,325
Speaker 2: After Pants has uncovered a sauce and apparentally from August

1066
00:47:55,365 --> 00:48:00,205
Speaker 2: twenty seventeen, Darren, Good morning, Darren. You can tell me

1067
00:48:00,205 --> 00:48:02,765
Speaker 2: about beer. Does it really go off? Morning, Darren?

1068
00:48:03,365 --> 00:48:07,005
Speaker 18: More than Girysah Jackie's right or. I had a neighbor

1069
00:48:07,045 --> 00:48:10,485
Speaker 18: of years ago. He gave me a barrel, like a

1070
00:48:10,525 --> 00:48:14,404
Speaker 18: mini barrel, five litter thing of beer and I looked

1071
00:48:14,445 --> 00:48:16,245
Speaker 18: really good. So I put her on the cupboard next

1072
00:48:16,285 --> 00:48:21,285
Speaker 18: to the fireflaces, and I thought it looks too good

1073
00:48:21,325 --> 00:48:21,525
Speaker 18: just to.

1074
00:48:21,485 --> 00:48:24,325
Speaker 1: Keep sitting there. That was after a few years, so

1075
00:48:24,405 --> 00:48:26,125
Speaker 1: I put it in the fridge to cool it down.

1076
00:48:26,845 --> 00:48:30,364
Speaker 1: I went to drink it and it was absolutely disgusting,

1077
00:48:30,405 --> 00:48:32,365
Speaker 1: and then I had to look on it. It expired

1078
00:48:32,405 --> 00:48:33,285
Speaker 1: two years earlier.

1079
00:48:36,845 --> 00:48:43,685
Speaker 2: On the show on Someone's sound here, you notice.

1080
00:48:44,765 --> 00:48:45,444
Speaker 5: Barrel of beer.

1081
00:48:46,885 --> 00:48:50,365
Speaker 7: And it actually goes off on normal stubbies too, because

1082
00:48:50,405 --> 00:48:52,605
Speaker 7: my dad loves helping out his neighbors and m on

1083
00:48:52,685 --> 00:48:55,285
Speaker 7: their lawns and they pay him with beer sometimes and

1084
00:48:55,325 --> 00:48:56,004
Speaker 7: he doesn't drink.

1085
00:48:56,565 --> 00:48:59,005
Speaker 18: So he had one sitting in the cupboard for god

1086
00:48:59,085 --> 00:49:00,605
Speaker 18: knows how long, and he said to me, here, you

1087
00:49:00,725 --> 00:49:03,404
Speaker 18: have this, And I had one, and I thought, what's

1088
00:49:03,485 --> 00:49:04,045
Speaker 18: wrong with this?

1089
00:49:04,405 --> 00:49:05,405
Speaker 13: And I looked at it.

1090
00:49:05,405 --> 00:49:07,844
Speaker 18: It expired eighteen months earlier as well.

1091
00:49:08,805 --> 00:49:11,325
Speaker 1: So what is it? Is it flat down? It'll just

1092
00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:14,445
Speaker 1: taste a bit manky. It's a bit of both. It's

1093
00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:17,925
Speaker 1: got no lovely. I'm always going to Damn Murphy's and

1094
00:49:17,925 --> 00:49:20,285
Speaker 1: they looking you think something that's flatten manky, A perfect

1095
00:49:20,325 --> 00:49:26,885
Speaker 1: balance between the I might launch MYRAI physical flatten that

1096
00:49:27,005 --> 00:49:29,565
Speaker 1: problem with more and it usually goes So I don't

1097
00:49:29,565 --> 00:49:31,085
Speaker 1: have any problems with mine that you said, right, No,

1098
00:49:31,205 --> 00:49:32,605
Speaker 1: guid I've never had any problems.

1099
00:49:32,805 --> 00:49:35,725
Speaker 5: Definitely not flattening neither nor flat.

1100
00:49:36,085 --> 00:49:43,165
Speaker 1: Stop those rumors. Lovely stuff. All right, great to listen

1101
00:49:43,205 --> 00:49:45,805
Speaker 1: to you, but we're not going anywhays the business usual

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Speaker 1: the rest of us.

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Speaker 2: Darren, You going flat? Okay, all right, down you keep

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Speaker 2: You've got a great giggle. By the way, that is

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00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:56,605
Speaker 2: a great giggle, that isn't it? Everyone ever told you that?

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Speaker 1: No, not really, I'm fine.

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00:49:59,445 --> 00:50:06,924
Speaker 2: Blushing enough, a bit awkward, more often you should, Darren. Okay, Darren,

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Speaker 2: got to move on. It's an emotional week.

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Speaker 1: Let's go do work.

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Speaker 2: No, good morning, David, Good morning, Good morning, David. So

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Speaker 2: what have we got in the in the pantry?

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Speaker 19: Well, our chicken salt that we use regularly expired in

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Speaker 19: twenty seventeen, one of those big ones from Costco, and

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Speaker 19: it just takes too long to get to how big

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Speaker 19: is big? Yeah, but it's I don't know, probably one

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Speaker 19: of those like the bigger Kansas Soft drink big.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so much. That's just kind of

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00:50:38,685 --> 00:50:41,485
Speaker 1: lifetime to live chicken sot even if you owned a

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Speaker 1: fish and chip shop. I reckon you get doing all

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Speaker 1: those every five years.

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Speaker 5: But it's so sure.

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00:50:49,165 --> 00:50:52,805
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't reckon, they go on. Yeah, we financually

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Speaker 2: we should miss the dispensing medic at the face. David,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much. She called, let's go to Andrea.

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Speaker 2: Morning Andrea.

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Speaker 13: Hi, guys, how are you?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: My mum moved out of their house and we were

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Speaker 12: at a pantry and my daughter came out mortified because

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00:51:11,405 --> 00:51:14,125
Speaker 12: there was pastor that was used by before her birthday,

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00:51:14,165 --> 00:51:15,485
Speaker 12: which is nineteen ninety five.

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Speaker 1: So where is his pastor from.

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Speaker 4: Nineteen ninety four or something?

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Speaker 6: I think it?

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00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:23,444
Speaker 1: W wow, oh surely another thing pastor? Won't you won't

1136
00:51:23,445 --> 00:51:24,125
Speaker 1: when we go off?

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Speaker 2: Ooh yeah, all right, Andrew, thank you very much. You cool,

1138
00:51:32,525 --> 00:51:35,885
Speaker 2: no thanks by squeezing. Jackie here, Morning Jackie. Welcome to

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 11: Okay, how are you going?

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00:51:37,965 --> 00:51:39,925
Speaker 1: Yeah? We go, Jackie. So, what's an old thing have

1142
00:51:40,005 --> 00:51:42,245
Speaker 1: you got on the pantry? Okay, well, just a.

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00:51:42,285 --> 00:51:45,485
Speaker 11: Little quick story. I'm a community here and I was

1144
00:51:45,605 --> 00:51:49,285
Speaker 11: helping a client clean out his pantry after the recent

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00:51:49,365 --> 00:51:52,805
Speaker 11: passing of his wife. And we found many out of

1146
00:51:52,925 --> 00:51:58,165
Speaker 11: date items, but our best was from September eighteenth, nineteen

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00:51:58,285 --> 00:52:03,605
Speaker 11: eighty three, and that was the ten of Bourneville Coco.

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00:52:04,685 --> 00:52:08,364
Speaker 1: Wow, so forty years old.

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00:52:09,365 --> 00:52:12,245
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'd like to say that's older than me.

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00:52:12,325 --> 00:52:13,005
Speaker 15: But that's not.

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00:52:14,085 --> 00:52:16,725
Speaker 2: Come on now, you sound so young. All right, Jackie,

1152
00:52:16,765 --> 00:52:18,525
Speaker 2: thank you very much, your story mate. Thanks for calling

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00:52:18,565 --> 00:52:18,844
Speaker 2: the show.

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00:52:19,405 --> 00:52:23,805
Speaker 4: No Worries The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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00:52:24,125 --> 00:52:27,404
Speaker 2: Time Wait today. Gold Class Group passed. That's a four

1156
00:52:27,485 --> 00:52:29,965
Speaker 2: of you thanks to Village Cinemas Gold Class. Go and

1157
00:52:30,005 --> 00:52:33,485
Speaker 2: see Mission Impossible, the final reckoning this weekend at Village

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00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:41,205
Speaker 2: Cinema's Gold Class. I just hope there's enough explosions when

1159
00:52:41,205 --> 00:52:42,884
Speaker 2: I go and see it this weekend. I don't want

1160
00:52:42,885 --> 00:52:43,965
Speaker 2: to feel sure changed.

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00:52:43,965 --> 00:52:45,045
Speaker 1: You won't be sure.

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00:52:45,205 --> 00:52:47,205
Speaker 5: You won't be sure explosion.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, this is my kind of week. World

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Speaker 2: Wine Week is with us. Wow, hear that, Patsy. Good

1165
00:52:56,565 --> 00:53:01,045
Speaker 2: news every week for Patsy's Wordy, Australia is the proud

1166
00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:04,005
Speaker 2: home and you should be proud of the goom sack

1167
00:53:05,205 --> 00:53:07,685
Speaker 2: Australia given the world know and you should be like, God,

1168
00:53:07,805 --> 00:53:08,765
Speaker 2: my God, great news.

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Speaker 5: Australian invention or we just love it the most.

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00:53:11,805 --> 00:53:13,005
Speaker 1: No an Australian invention.

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00:53:13,205 --> 00:53:15,884
Speaker 2: The first ever cask wine was invented by Australian wine

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00:53:15,925 --> 00:53:21,045
Speaker 2: maker Tom Angrove in nineteen sixty four, creating a necessary

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00:53:21,485 --> 00:53:24,444
Speaker 2: four and a half lisha blatter off wine. Why would

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00:53:24,485 --> 00:53:26,085
Speaker 2: you need that much wine?

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00:53:26,645 --> 00:53:30,085
Speaker 5: Why Australia, You know, because my dad only got cast wine.

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00:53:30,125 --> 00:53:34,685
Speaker 5: I didn't realize one was in bottles too much. Oh,

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Speaker 5: they do it in bottles too How novelty.

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00:53:37,485 --> 00:53:40,844
Speaker 2: The design was then perfected three years later by Australian

1179
00:53:41,005 --> 00:53:45,845
Speaker 2: inventor Charles Malpass, who added the convenient plastic tap in

1180
00:53:45,925 --> 00:53:46,405
Speaker 2: the corner.

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00:53:46,525 --> 00:53:52,844
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah, chang inviting into it, knowing you all right,

1182
00:53:52,885 --> 00:53:58,045
Speaker 1: So we're looking for your We're looking for your wine

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00:53:58,245 --> 00:54:01,125
Speaker 1: songs today. Wine songs Metallica.

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00:54:01,205 --> 00:54:06,565
Speaker 2: They love a drop, noir, thing else matters, Silver, Prosecco,

1185
00:54:06,645 --> 00:54:11,445
Speaker 2: Beach Silver plus, Knowing You, pinoing me, Gold and Bordeaux,

1186
00:54:11,525 --> 00:54:14,245
Speaker 2: look back in Anger, Gold, Jackie Boy, What have you got?

1187
00:54:14,325 --> 00:54:20,805
Speaker 2: Wine songs Dancing in the goon Light, Gold, Sultan's of Swig,

1188
00:54:21,565 --> 00:54:25,844
Speaker 2: So on the Swing, Silver, Plunky Tonk Woman, Plunky Tonk Woman,

1189
00:54:26,125 --> 00:54:27,444
Speaker 2: Gold and Billy Joel.

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00:54:27,485 --> 00:54:29,925
Speaker 5: You can see him at the bar, he says, singers

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00:54:29,925 --> 00:54:31,364
Speaker 5: the song You're the pino Man.

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00:54:31,485 --> 00:54:33,924
Speaker 1: Oh, that's very good. Best in the show so far.

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Speaker 4: The Christian o'connall Show podcast.

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00:54:38,125 --> 00:54:41,364
Speaker 1: None of Fun Guitar thing in this real, long old

1195
00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:45,805
Speaker 1: life version of Smooth My Rob Thomas and Santana one

1196
00:54:45,885 --> 00:54:46,924
Speaker 1: for the fans. That one.

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00:54:52,525 --> 00:54:54,485
Speaker 2: Jack's already just dragging his charmer here. He asked me

1198
00:54:54,565 --> 00:54:56,565
Speaker 2: to play that one. Come on, mate, some of us

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Speaker 2: still got a job to do.

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Speaker 5: Cast another solo.

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Speaker 1: All right, today's time waste the we're looking for your

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00:55:02,605 --> 00:55:04,765
Speaker 1: wine songs. Jack, you're ready tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: If you're ready, I am ready.

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00:55:06,605 --> 00:55:10,725
Speaker 2: Yes, Gold Class group, ask four tickets thanks to Village

1206
00:55:10,725 --> 00:55:14,365
Speaker 2: Cinema's Gold Class. Go and see Mission Impossible, The Final Reckoning.

1207
00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:17,964
Speaker 2: Do you think you've seen it? Is it definitive ending?

1208
00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:19,765
Speaker 2: Or is he left it to open where it could

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00:55:19,765 --> 00:55:20,685
Speaker 2: be about another nineteen?

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Speaker 5: It's pretty diffinitive. But I wouldn't put in past them.

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Speaker 5: If they come out with another one is yeah, I

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00:55:26,685 --> 00:55:29,005
Speaker 5: won't say too much. Actually, gotta watch it.

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00:55:30,165 --> 00:55:30,765
Speaker 1: What a tease?

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00:55:31,925 --> 00:55:36,525
Speaker 2: Rich has got Wine songs, White Wine, Wedding, Bronze Kiss

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00:55:36,565 --> 00:55:39,685
Speaker 2: from a Rose, Silver, Dark Side of the Goon.

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00:55:40,245 --> 00:55:44,565
Speaker 1: Gold, that's from Andy Bad Goon Rising Gold.

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00:55:44,765 --> 00:55:50,485
Speaker 2: That's very good. Who's that from Mark Grangeter's Paradise Silver?

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00:55:50,645 --> 00:55:54,525
Speaker 2: Famous red Wine and Australian and global wine history. Actually

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00:55:54,605 --> 00:55:56,605
Speaker 2: for wine fans. It to my new podcast.

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00:55:57,485 --> 00:55:58,885
Speaker 1: Smiled for that one. Wake me up before you.

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00:55:58,965 --> 00:56:06,045
Speaker 2: Pino silver, What Janet bitter sweet Chardonnay silver, Walking on

1222
00:56:06,125 --> 00:56:12,484
Speaker 2: the goon gold, nine red spittoons, Bronze. You can't stop

1223
00:56:12,525 --> 00:56:19,045
Speaker 2: the merlow silver Sorrento goon. Very true with that singing

1224
00:56:19,085 --> 00:56:20,844
Speaker 2: the audience. And only the other week we're talking about

1225
00:56:20,845 --> 00:56:22,485
Speaker 2: that fight that broke out one of her shows.

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00:56:22,525 --> 00:56:25,725
Speaker 1: Without too many Sorrento goons. She should make her own

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00:56:25,805 --> 00:56:30,205
Speaker 1: merch Sorrento goon. That's from Frederick. I love that one.

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00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:33,925
Speaker 1: You made me feel like casking by Pino Sayer.

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00:56:34,805 --> 00:56:38,085
Speaker 2: Oh Silver doubler, word on, Nathan, Papa's got a brand

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00:56:38,125 --> 00:56:44,885
Speaker 2: new goon bag gold, some sharpy pino digity silver. You

1231
00:56:45,005 --> 00:56:49,965
Speaker 2: are to Vino silver. That's from Melissa Whitney Houston. I

1232
00:56:50,005 --> 00:56:55,565
Speaker 2: always love goon Bronze. Baby got Bordeaux gold, grape Balls

1233
00:56:55,605 --> 00:57:01,205
Speaker 2: of fire grape balls Yeah, yeah, very clever. You heard him, Peter,

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00:57:01,405 --> 00:57:03,365
Speaker 2: excuse me? Did you say grape or great? You have

1235
00:57:03,485 --> 00:57:08,364
Speaker 2: you first din grape funky called malo bro No too clever?

1236
00:57:08,605 --> 00:57:13,125
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, thank you called Melo vinyard to handle

1237
00:57:13,765 --> 00:57:18,165
Speaker 2: silver alone. Yes, every Rosey has his thorn gold and

1238
00:57:18,445 --> 00:57:22,725
Speaker 2: Jeanie in a bottlow gold last one coming in. They're

1239
00:57:22,725 --> 00:57:26,045
Speaker 2: sneaking on the wye from Elliott Dean Jackie boy who

1240
00:57:26,325 --> 00:57:28,525
Speaker 2: is off to gold class there and three mates.

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00:57:28,605 --> 00:57:32,725
Speaker 5: Congratulations, you'll love mission impossible Frederick for Sorrento Goon.

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00:57:32,845 --> 00:57:37,525
Speaker 1: Well do'm Frederick? All right, let's talk tomorrow's show today, believe.

1243
00:57:37,125 --> 00:57:37,645
Speaker 9: It or not?

1244
00:57:38,765 --> 00:57:42,685
Speaker 1: What of the yards? You gotta be justhing me.

1245
00:57:44,645 --> 00:57:48,805
Speaker 7: Like, were you a Cheryl who married a Hun who

1246
00:57:48,965 --> 00:57:55,485
Speaker 7: works with the Cheryl who married a Hunt as well.

1247
00:57:55,925 --> 00:57:58,205
Speaker 2: On to my show, then we'd be looking once more

1248
00:57:58,245 --> 00:58:01,245
Speaker 2: for your stories of coincidence and chance. You can email

1249
00:58:01,325 --> 00:58:04,445
Speaker 2: me Christiana Christian O'Connell dot com dot au some of

1250
00:58:04,445 --> 00:58:06,045
Speaker 2: the once we had last week.

1251
00:58:06,485 --> 00:58:09,085
Speaker 18: Driving on the road one day and I thought i'd

1252
00:58:09,165 --> 00:58:11,525
Speaker 18: pull over for lunch because I had a meeting with

1253
00:58:11,845 --> 00:58:14,565
Speaker 18: the company I worked for as biggest client in the afternoon,

1254
00:58:14,645 --> 00:58:16,925
Speaker 18: and I hit another car. We pull over to the

1255
00:58:17,005 --> 00:58:19,445
Speaker 18: side of the road. We get out our business cards

1256
00:58:19,565 --> 00:58:23,165
Speaker 18: to scribble our contact details. He turns over my card,

1257
00:58:23,325 --> 00:58:25,405
Speaker 18: looks at me and says, Jesus are having a bad day,

1258
00:58:25,405 --> 00:58:27,085
Speaker 18: And I go, yeah, I know, because no, no, you

1259
00:58:27,125 --> 00:58:29,805
Speaker 18: don't understand you're meeting with me at three o'clock.

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00:58:30,005 --> 00:58:32,565
Speaker 20: Back in the early nineties, our house got broken into

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00:58:32,885 --> 00:58:36,925
Speaker 20: and they stole my mother's grandma's ring. It had an

1262
00:58:37,005 --> 00:58:40,845
Speaker 20: inscription on the inside. Fast forward around ten twelve years

1263
00:58:40,925 --> 00:58:45,045
Speaker 20: later and we just managed to walk past cash converted

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00:58:45,245 --> 00:58:48,005
Speaker 20: and what do you know, there's my great grandmother's ring

1265
00:58:48,245 --> 00:58:49,445
Speaker 20: with inscription and.

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Speaker 16: We bought it back.

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Speaker 2: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot are you have

1268
00:58:52,965 --> 00:58:55,085
Speaker 2: a great day. We're back tomorrow. Thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 4: Take care, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast