WEBVTT - #80: Top 5 80’s Songs with Jonesy & Amanda

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, guys, You've got some grave news. Mitchell, Do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do the honors? No? No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Before we get started, Mitchell, I believe you've got something

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<v Speaker 2>to fess up to.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, you'll only notice the price keeper Jenna towards the

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<v Speaker 1>end of this episode. She was here for the whole

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<v Speaker 1>recording for the entire show. She was actually early, quite punctual,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've I made a mistake and I forgot to

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<v Speaker 1>record her microphone in the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so you'll hear her laughing in the background, just

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<v Speaker 2>not actually recording. But it's still a great episode. Eventually

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<v Speaker 2>you realize you weren't recording her in so she'll just

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<v Speaker 2>randomly appear at the end.

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<v Speaker 1>I really do apologize. There was a lot going on,

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<v Speaker 1>and if it was going to happen to anyone, of

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<v Speaker 1>course it's Jenna. It's a great episode, nonetheless, but she

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<v Speaker 1>definitely appears towards the end and the.

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<v Speaker 2>Episode where I'm expected to be lifting your probation.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, what's already been recorded? Now you can't go back.

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<v Speaker 1>What's Mitch's decision? Well, you'll have to listen to the

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<v Speaker 1>episode to find out. People do some weird shit television

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<v Speaker 1>legend Marianne Kenney fell several meters from a trapeze while

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<v Speaker 1>performing in the musical Pippot.

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<v Speaker 3>Some thinkings make more sense than others. Bring Pikes, nurseriescy pikes.

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<v Speaker 4>P y k e sky why I ky as in

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<v Speaker 4>kill Hey?

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<v Speaker 5>Why okay?

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<v Speaker 6>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.

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<v Speaker 3>Food?

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<v Speaker 2>Why is your life so expensive?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not even having a good child.

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<v Speaker 7>This is.

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<v Speaker 5>Just to buy a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 1>What about me?

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<v Speaker 8>Don't forget China?

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<v Speaker 1>No he is MIXTUREI and episode eighty. I went to

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<v Speaker 1>a school with a girl named Katie. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think of a rhyme in time. Hello, Mitchell Case.

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<v Speaker 2>I have not if you started doing the rhyming thing,

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<v Speaker 2>but I didn't think of a rhyme in time. Rhyme.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, it's a crime not to think of a rhyme

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<v Speaker 1>in time? And eightieth all the same, Happy we made it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get the prune juice out and I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>our pois pads and celebrate before we cart it. Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 1>I think did you bring this up on an episode

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<v Speaker 1>or someone else did that. There's a number of episodes

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<v Speaker 1>that podcasts get to that is like the breaking point. Yeah, thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there's kind of like this theory in the podcast

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<v Speaker 2>world that you get a twenty episode burnout, whether you

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<v Speaker 2>can push through that or not. Yeah, eighty, So we've

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<v Speaker 2>burnt out three times over.

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<v Speaker 1>Double that for you was I've just checked. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the episode that could have ended us, Katie Perry cancels

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<v Speaker 1>on combs.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what that was the first episode we

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<v Speaker 2>did where we were all feeling really miserable about coronavirus.

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<v Speaker 2>Really yeah, and we were just so down in the

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<v Speaker 2>dumps that episode, Oh yeah, I could have ended it.

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<v Speaker 2>And now here we are, all the episodes later, sixty

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<v Speaker 2>episodes later. If my math is correct, I think we're right,

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<v Speaker 2>we're in the same scenario. Can I just say lockdowns

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<v Speaker 2>get to me? It finally is.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Lockdown's got to me. I am cooked.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what really really did it for me?

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<v Speaker 2>This whole wave, this new lockdown in Sydney and elsewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>This whole time, I've been kind of selfish and a

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<v Speaker 2>bit ignorant in that I've just not been watching the

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<v Speaker 2>news or whatever. Yep, but I kept hearing about, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>the situation in Afghanistan, Afghanistan. I was like, I've got

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<v Speaker 2>no idea what's going on? And oh my god, didn't

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<v Speaker 2>that bring me down. I spent like maybe three hours

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<v Speaker 2>on YouTube catching up and all the news reports about

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on with Afghanistan and the Taliban, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my god, this is a weird feeling

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<v Speaker 2>of helplessness that I am not comfortable with.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I listened to an ABC podcast and had a

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<v Speaker 1>whole day of dread thinking about what's going on in Afghanistan.

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<v Speaker 1>That's horrific, But then it also puts things in perspective

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Then hear about people who are dying of

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<v Speaker 1>COVID in Sydney with the outbreak, It's like, far out

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<v Speaker 1>here we are worrying about, you know, now little podcasts,

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<v Speaker 1>when this is happening in the world. It's grim times.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not worried about our little podcast, did you.

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<v Speaker 6>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna whispered to me before the show started, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>got some concerns which will flag after the episode, which

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<v Speaker 1>is very big. By the way, today is the day

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<v Speaker 1>that I.

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<v Speaker 8>Will leave probation.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it remains to be seen. Remember this was your

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<v Speaker 2>chance to get out of probation. You've been doing a

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<v Speaker 2>brilliant job as our guest booker. You've been booking guests

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<v Speaker 2>after guests. You've been on a real role. And I said, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>one more, and so this with your due date episode eighty,

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<v Speaker 2>have you got a big guest coming up?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, my guest is lined up and I'm very excited

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<v Speaker 1>for them to come on the show and it will

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<v Speaker 1>get me out of probation. I'm extremely confident it is

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<v Speaker 1>a guest that I would say is up there with

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<v Speaker 1>the most requested special guests from our listeners. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>not only do I have a guest, you've turned up

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<v Speaker 1>and decided to bring two of your own as well. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So this had nothing to do with my doubt that

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<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't pull through with a guest. But I thought

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<v Speaker 2>for our eightieth episode we should do something special Eighties themed.

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<v Speaker 2>So later we've got a top five Eighties songs. You're

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<v Speaker 2>going to be doing that segment, and guess who our

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<v Speaker 2>special guest rankers are going to be. They're going to

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<v Speaker 2>play the songs, they're going to decide the top five list.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess who they are.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna's employers, that's right, her bosses, Jonesy and Amanda.

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<v Speaker 2>Jonesy and Amanda they're radio royalty.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. Maybe it optometrists and hit replacement clinics.

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<v Speaker 2>But Michel, excuse me, you're meant to be honing your

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<v Speaker 2>gift for talking the guests up, don't be.

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<v Speaker 1>These are your guests, so you can talk them up

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<v Speaker 1>and I can be the obnoxious will Obviously.

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<v Speaker 2>With the top five eighties songs, I thought, who are

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<v Speaker 2>eighties music experts that I know? And obviously they've been

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<v Speaker 2>working on WSFM for years. So whatever songs we nominate

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<v Speaker 2>from the eighties, chances are they've played them like hundreds

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<v Speaker 2>of times in their career.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you're right, Hey, can I ask Mitch? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Is your guest more or less of a celebrity than

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<v Speaker 2>Jones and Amanda?

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<v Speaker 1>No, they are. They are more of a celebrity one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred percent. They're definitely bigger and more well known to

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<v Speaker 1>our demographic similar age bracket.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, there you go. Well, it's guests galore today,

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<v Speaker 2>Mitchell's mystery guest and Jones and Amanda.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be a big show. Happy eighty, Happy

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<v Speaker 1>eightym If it's your first time listening, welcome to Is

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<v Speaker 1>it just me? Every week, Mitch and I bring an

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<v Speaker 1>IgM ijm.

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<v Speaker 5>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Get it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. And

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know. Mitch's into the

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<v Speaker 1>base of the show. It's a little springboard if you like.

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<v Speaker 1>And mine mine is something that I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>if I think. I read it on Twitter and it

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<v Speaker 1>blew my mind. It was one of those things that

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<v Speaker 1>made me think, Holy shit, I've been doing this wrong

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<v Speaker 1>my whole life.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, another thing you're doing wrong. Your list is just getting.

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<v Speaker 1>So I know, I know what's yours.

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<v Speaker 2>Mine is, I don't know. Do you want to just

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<v Speaker 2>tell you now? I can tell you right now? Her

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<v Speaker 2>first Yeah, hit it, Bradley.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you love a female with a deep voice?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>So, I saw a TikTok the other day about this

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<v Speaker 2>girl feeling a bit insecure about how deep her voice is,

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<v Speaker 2>and there are quite a few comments kind of, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>giving her a bit of flack for it. It was

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<v Speaker 2>from shar Mac ninety eight. Here it is, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Personally don't think I have a masculine voice.

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<v Speaker 9>I think it's just a deeper tone of a feminine voice,

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<v Speaker 9>like yeah, it may not be like your average calling

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<v Speaker 9>Sarah's voice, and it's my voice.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that in my FIP. I mean, I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a stereotypical female voice what people would assume

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<v Speaker 1>to be a feminine voice.

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<v Speaker 2>It really stands out, doesn't it. Yeah, but people were

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<v Speaker 2>kind of making fun of her for a deep voice,

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<v Speaker 2>and I thought, babes, don't worry about those motherfuckers. I

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<v Speaker 2>love a female with a deep voice, you know, whose

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<v Speaker 2>voice has like gotten way deeper over time.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to say, Lady Gaga.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I didn't even think of that as an example.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great example. But the example I was going

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<v Speaker 2>to say is Detective Olivia Benson on Laura Order SVU. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I'm watching all the later seasons, which

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<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming you guys haven't seen, but oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>she's gotten so manly, like she's more manly than me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well the bar's low, but yes, yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming that you guys would have in your lifetime

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<v Speaker 2>seen at least one early Days sv channel ten or something.

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<v Speaker 2>So tell me if this is pretty much how you

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<v Speaker 2>remember her voice to be back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>We have people at your apartment right now, collecting evidence,

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<v Speaker 1>every glass, every bottle of booze, every pill bottle.

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<v Speaker 10>I guess his fingerprints are going.

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<v Speaker 11>To be on him.

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<v Speaker 12>Chat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I remember that voice.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's yep, that's the og Olivia Benson. Well, this

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<v Speaker 2>is what she sounds like. Now, Stabler, get it out, now,

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<v Speaker 2>get out.

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<v Speaker 7>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>See I'm like, babes, how many darts are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Been? Tough? And but I love it. The criminal justice

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<v Speaker 1>system has taken its toll.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean she's been promoted. She's Captain Benson now

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<v Speaker 2>not a detective.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, the stress has just made her voice go.

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<v Speaker 7>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Sophie Monkey we've had on the show has a

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<v Speaker 1>has a famously deep voice. Nat pen File, there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Guest on the show all the time has a deep voice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they both do. And Miley Cyrus of course another example.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's interesting. The University of South Australia did a

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<v Speaker 2>study on this and they reckon that women now speak

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<v Speaker 2>at a deeper pitch than their mothers and grandmothers would

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<v Speaker 2>have done thanks to the changing power dynamics between men

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<v Speaker 2>and women. Love that a deeper tone in the workplace, projects,

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<v Speaker 2>authority and dominance, while a deeper voice can be considered

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<v Speaker 2>less sexually attractive to men who cares. Who cares what

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<v Speaker 2>they think?

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<v Speaker 1>So it could be evolutionary.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you another woman with a deep voice

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<v Speaker 2>that I love?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Nony Hazelhurst, Oh, her Logi's succeptance speech was iconic, that

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<v Speaker 2>ossy actress she used to be on play school. I

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<v Speaker 2>have an example. Actually, do you remember a few years

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<v Speaker 2>ago when she read that parody bedtime story called Go

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck to Sleep?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>It was so funny, but made all the more better

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<v Speaker 2>by her deep, booming voice.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello.

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<v Speaker 7>The story today is about a little baby who doesn't

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<v Speaker 7>want to go to sleep, and the baby is making.

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<v Speaker 2>Mommy and daddy very tired. Do you know a baby

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<v Speaker 2>like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the story.

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<v Speaker 7>The cats nestle close to their kittens. Lambs have lain

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<v Speaker 7>down with the sheep.

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<v Speaker 3>No fall sleep.

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<v Speaker 7>You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear, Please

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<v Speaker 7>go the fact to sleep. The tiger reclines in the

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<v Speaker 7>simmering jungle. The sparrow has silenced her cheap. Fuck your

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<v Speaker 7>stuffed bear, I'm not getting you shit. Close your eyes

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<v Speaker 7>cut the crap sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't it so much more comforting having a deep, booming

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<v Speaker 2>voice from a woman?

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It just sits right.

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<v Speaker 2>So any females out there that have a deep voice,

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<v Speaker 2>don't be insecure. You know it'll get you far. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and vice versa. I mean, Mike, sure, you're the

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<v Speaker 1>leaders of the men with female voices.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro, All right, ready for mine?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, go for it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? Did you not realize that thirty

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<v Speaker 1>chance of rain means thirty chance of coverage?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Now, let me explain. When you are going out for

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<v Speaker 1>the day and you're going and check the weather and

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<v Speaker 1>it says thirty percent chance thirty percent rain, do you

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<v Speaker 1>also think like I do in the majority, think, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that means there's thirty percent chance that it will rain today.

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<v Speaker 2>Which means there's a seventy percent chance will be dry

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<v Speaker 2>as Yes, we're good correct.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a common misconception because we are all wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>That means it is going to rain in your area,

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<v Speaker 1>but thirty percent of the rain will be where you are.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that a mind fun now?

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<v Speaker 2>I still yeah, it is, because I still don't get it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So so do you mean like if Tim Bailey, although

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't work, he got made redundant. Who's the weather

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<v Speaker 2>person now I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 1>Now tim Bailey does, Tim Bailey does to GB weather

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<v Speaker 1>not anymore? Oh really, no, we got fired again? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>fuck man.

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<v Speaker 2>No he left of his own choosing this time, which

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<v Speaker 2>is lovely it must But anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Z grade media gospel that no one listening won't care about.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, let's just use him for example, because I

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<v Speaker 2>can't think of anyone else. Let's say Tim Bailey's up there.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my understanding because he says thirty percent chance

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<v Speaker 2>of reign in Sydney. It means that on a map

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<v Speaker 2>of Sydney only thirty percent of it will be wet.

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<v Speaker 2>So like Penrith or Blacktown, whatever makes up thirty percent

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<v Speaker 2>of Sydney?

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<v Speaker 9>Is that not it?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, that is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So I've gone to the pleasure of googling other common

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<v Speaker 1>life misconceptions. Okay, because apparently there's a lot of things

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<v Speaker 1>that we're getting wrong. Common misconception everyone says, do not

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<v Speaker 1>wake a sleepwalker. You know, when someone's sleepwalking, they go

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<v Speaker 1>you don't wake them.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is that freak out?

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<v Speaker 1>The true answer is they will not have a heart

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<v Speaker 1>attack or be put into coma. They'll simply be confused,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's pleasant for them not to wake them. So

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<v Speaker 1>there is no medical or scientific reason for you not to.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's why they say not to wake them, because

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<v Speaker 2>they might flip out and like cow would punch you

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<v Speaker 2>right there on your kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and if you ever come across a sleep walker

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<v Speaker 1>on King's Cross, do not go to them.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's not true.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, that's not true. It's not true. What about this.

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<v Speaker 1>You can touch a baby bird without its mother abandoning

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<v Speaker 1>it when you're in the playground and there was a

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<v Speaker 1>little finch chirping in the ground and the teacher, don't

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<v Speaker 1>you touch it, mamma. Birds can smell the scent of

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<v Speaker 1>humans and it will kill it. Did you ever get that?

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<v Speaker 2>I got that with sheep, and I think it was true.

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<v Speaker 2>Like really, we used to wear gloves when we were

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<v Speaker 2>marking lambs sometimes, yeah, partially because they were covered in

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<v Speaker 2>fucking birds. And it was just like you'd get scratched

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<v Speaker 2>to the Jesus when you were picking up lambs. But

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<v Speaker 2>if you pick up a newborn lamb and you get

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<v Speaker 2>your cent all over it. Apparently the mom's like, that's

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<v Speaker 2>not mine. It abandons it for its death.

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<v Speaker 1>That's awful. What about this? Ready, this one blew my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Breakfast is not the most important meal of the day. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a slogan bought by Kellogg's. They paid marketers

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<v Speaker 1>to come up with a slogan in the seventies and

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<v Speaker 1>that was their marketing campaign and it caught on culturally.

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<v Speaker 1>So people think breakfast is the most important meal of

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<v Speaker 1>the day. But that's just Kellogg's marketing.

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<v Speaker 2>All meals matter.

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<v Speaker 1>AML.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, No, that's the wrong acrodymil, it's amm.

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<v Speaker 1>What about this one? Ryan, Fish in fact have a

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<v Speaker 1>three year memory, not a three second memory.

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<v Speaker 2>Do that, Well, it can't be that long.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently it was from a Disney film that was a

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<v Speaker 1>line and people just took it on his Bible and

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<v Speaker 1>they believed it. But fish have great memories. They did not,

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<v Speaker 1>in fact have three second flash memories.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're maybe the one that's taking on Bs's

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<v Speaker 2>Bible now because I heard recently, god knows where I

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<v Speaker 2>heard this that they did a study on fish and

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<v Speaker 2>like trying to learn their behaviors and see if they

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<v Speaker 2>could remember things, and their memory was more like a

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<v Speaker 2>few minutes, not three seconds, but definitely not three years.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the story is correct that they're not just three seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a stupid line from a child's film. What about this?

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<v Speaker 1>Tomato is a fruit? Do we know that not a

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<v Speaker 1>vegetable tomato is a fruit?

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<v Speaker 2>What always trips me out when I remember that eggs

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<v Speaker 2>aren't dairy? Oh? Where the fuck do you put them

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<v Speaker 2>on the food pyramid if not the dairy category?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, very true? What are they then?

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<v Speaker 2>They're literally a fetus?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? No, jingle bells? Get this right? Was written for Halloween?

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<v Speaker 2>What how does that fit Halloween at all?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a Christmas song.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever seen anyone on Halloween dashing through the

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<v Speaker 2>snow into one horse open sleigh?

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<v Speaker 1>No you have not, but one horse open sleigh has rainbee?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you're wrong, But it's a sleigh. No

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<v Speaker 2>one uses the word sleigh except mister and missus clause.

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<v Speaker 1>An annoying gay man.

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<v Speaker 8>You're listening to?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me who doesn't love some free shit?

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<v Speaker 3>All you have to do is leave?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, ill, let's do some reviews. Need I remind you

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<v Speaker 1>that we are me and my away from my freedom

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<v Speaker 1>from probation, my final guess, not final forever, but my

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<v Speaker 1>final guest to get me out of this so called

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<v Speaker 1>faux probation.

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<v Speaker 2>It not be your final guess. I can put you

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<v Speaker 2>back in probation as quickly as I take you out done, because.

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<v Speaker 1>Once I'm out of probation, we're equals.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's that I had a friend put back on probation.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually it's possible, really, yeah, which is basically like, here's

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<v Speaker 2>another six months of like, do a good fucking job

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<v Speaker 2>while you're out. I didn't know you could do that,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, you can be put back on probation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I'll do it. Oh, your probation's got three.

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<v Speaker 2>Months, depends on the workplace.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, So you can leave us a review

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<v Speaker 1>five stars please. It keeps us going on the cloud

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<v Speaker 2>That's where you message Jenna as well. By the way, honest,

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of miches.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eve Jack's has done just that

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<v Speaker 1>on Apple Podcasts five stars. Thank you, Eves. She says,

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<v Speaker 1>I is fast becoming a staple in my weeks. What

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<v Speaker 1>can I say, Mitchell, Mitch and Jenna. It's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of pressure to say, where would I be without you?

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<v Speaker 1>But far out? Do you make my tough day a

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<v Speaker 1>bit easier? Today my boyfriend and I broke up. My

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful Cocker spaniel Bell had to be put down. That's awful,

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<v Speaker 1>but this podcast did not fail to make me giggle

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<v Speaker 1>through some tears. I've been listening from the start and

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<v Speaker 1>kombs from way back when I was a honeycomb back

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<v Speaker 1>in the YouTube Facebook clip days, and I've loved the

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<v Speaker 1>content from day Dot. Apologies for the heaviness, but love

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<v Speaker 1>your stuff, guys, Keep it up. Sending my love Eve,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Evey.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine being dumped and having a dead dog in the

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<v Speaker 2>same day. That's full on. I'm so sorry, Dale, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Also giggling listening to us through it. At what points

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<v Speaker 1>do you think she put us on? Maybe? I hope

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<v Speaker 1>we were at the inciting incident that led to the

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<v Speaker 1>breakup like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you ever do is listened to that fat boy,

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<v Speaker 2>the whining girl and the other one. Where are you

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<v Speaker 2>worried that if you insult me that I won't bring

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<v Speaker 2>about approbation? I was waiting for some witty remark.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to leave it ambiguous. No, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted you as choose your own adventure. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>well done, We'll send you a maug whatever your name was.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go stay with Facebook. This one comes in from

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<v Speaker 1>Ethan Hardy. Ethan is another day oner. I've been listening

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<v Speaker 1>to the podcast since day one. I listen to you

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<v Speaker 1>guys when I'm making dinner for the family or one

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<v Speaker 1>I need a mental break and have had a long

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<v Speaker 1>I need to laugh. After a long day of tape

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<v Speaker 1>zoom classes with Lockdown, I found myself listening see you

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<v Speaker 1>guys back at episode one and loving every moment of it,

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<v Speaker 1>which I don't understand. I could never go back and

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<v Speaker 1>listen to more the original podcast episodes if I've already

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<v Speaker 1>listened to them. I don't know how people do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it odd that he's been listening since day one

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<v Speaker 2>and it's left it to now to leave a review? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>what's the fuck about?

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<v Speaker 14>Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone, if you ever left, I agree, Hello, you can

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<v Speaker 2>win a mug. It's not like you're just doing nothing yet.

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<v Speaker 1>We are giving you a free content and be potentially

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<v Speaker 1>a free mug for fuck's sake.

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<v Speaker 2>We bend over backwards for you dogs, and you can't

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<v Speaker 2>even twiddle your thumbs for a little bit to write

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<v Speaker 2>some nice words. Get fucked what I'm out?

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<v Speaker 1>Five out of our fucking seven days is spent worrying, planning,

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<v Speaker 1>making producing this fucking show.

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<v Speaker 2>The least you could do for a bit of a thtretch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well you ranted last week, so I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was it was only fair that it was my turn

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<v Speaker 1>to jump on.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Look later, we've got your big guest still to come.

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<v Speaker 2>But before that, we've got an eighty them to top

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<v Speaker 2>five with two legends, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Two Australian icons Comedy Icon amant Kella, Radio Icon Brandon

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<v Speaker 1>Jonesy Jones and Amanda Because right now it's time for

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<v Speaker 1>one of our favorite segments, Jones and Amanda in the morning.

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<v Speaker 11>I'm clapping myself.

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<v Speaker 9>He is pleasure to have you here, guys.

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<v Speaker 11>And Jenez too. Jonesy please because it's a couple of

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<v Speaker 11>mitches and Jenner is it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just inserted herself into the show. It's our podcast technically,

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<v Speaker 2>but we actually like her, so we just let it happen.

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<v Speaker 1>She started behind the glass, and then about ten episodes

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<v Speaker 1>in she was sort of at the door, and then

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen in she was at the chair, and then by

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<v Speaker 1>twenty she had a microphone.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, and by thirty it'll be Jenna and a couple

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<v Speaker 11>of mitches.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we had to put her in a

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<v Speaker 1>coffin maybe twenty episodes ago. You guys across that Jenna

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<v Speaker 1>in a coffin.

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<v Speaker 14>No, oh yeah, I was in a coffin for an hour.

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<v Speaker 5>Shod you go?

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<v Speaker 8>Was fine?

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<v Speaker 11>Did it freak you out?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's because you're weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's exactly right. Everyone was like watching the video, going,

0:21:46.840 --> 0:21:48.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm so coaustrophobic. Jenna's like, I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 11>She did a living room thing where one of the

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<v Speaker 11>products was that they put your picture onto a coffin,

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<v Speaker 11>so they had a coffin with my smiling face off,

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<v Speaker 11>and Miguel, who's very superstitious as a Spaniard, just couldn't

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<v Speaker 11>even be in the room. It was crossing himself that

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<v Speaker 11>the strangest thing to see. Yeah, I wouldn't get in

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<v Speaker 11>it funnily.

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<v Speaker 5>Jennifer on her own.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what's so exciting to have you here. We

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<v Speaker 1>all work in the same building, so it's the ar

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<v Speaker 1>n Umbrella brand, but we do this podcast. We adore you,

0:22:18.480 --> 0:22:20.680
<v Speaker 1>We admire you. I'm a radio nerd, Mitch is a

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<v Speaker 1>radio nerd, and we've been to that, the two of

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<v Speaker 1>you for years.

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<v Speaker 11>So it's very kind of you.

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<v Speaker 2>And finally enough, when we needed eighties music experts, you

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<v Speaker 2>were the first people we thought of that.

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<v Speaker 13>Well, that's in our wheelhouse.

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<v Speaker 11>That is in our wheelhouse, particularly yours Brandan.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm a big ninety you know what, I'm really

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<v Speaker 4>am a big fan of nineties and it's a really

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<v Speaker 4>small window.

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<v Speaker 13>It's like nineteen ninety six to nineteen ninety nine. Just

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<v Speaker 13>on the past two thousand. There was a great era

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<v Speaker 13>of like the nickel Backs, yeah, and Spice Girl, the Creeds.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm talking about rock talking about that the rock,

0:22:53.040 --> 0:22:55.719
<v Speaker 4>but Spice Girls were there, but there was you know

0:22:55.800 --> 0:22:58.200
<v Speaker 4>all those sort of like Hell and Bottom.

0:22:57.800 --> 0:22:59.840
<v Speaker 2>And you know when Shanai Twain came under the.

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<v Speaker 4>That was when she had If you're not in It

0:23:03.960 --> 0:23:05.800
<v Speaker 4>for Love, I'm Out of Here. That was her first

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<v Speaker 4>That was her first break in.

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<v Speaker 11>That's the nineties. Though, you're saying, do you want to

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<v Speaker 11>play about eighties?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, for our eightieth episode, we're doing the top five.

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<v Speaker 11>Eighty song more eighties because were my formative dancing years

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<v Speaker 11>at disco. At the disco, it wasn't called I was

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<v Speaker 11>pre disco. This was just where we'd go out dancing

0:23:24.200 --> 0:23:26.280
<v Speaker 11>around the handbags. But I had my head kind of

0:23:26.320 --> 0:23:29.040
<v Speaker 11>shaved like flock of seagulls, and it was all it

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<v Speaker 11>was a that was I was the new wave here

0:23:33.160 --> 0:23:36.520
<v Speaker 11>punk was there was there, Hey guys, would you mind

0:23:36.560 --> 0:23:37.679
<v Speaker 11>wearing a ruffled shirt?

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<v Speaker 1>And then that it was the distinction, got it? You

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<v Speaker 1>would have known all the songs would have been new

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<v Speaker 1>for you at the time because you're on radio. When

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<v Speaker 1>did you start on I started in nineteen ninety, but

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<v Speaker 1>yeah it was. But I was.

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<v Speaker 4>I used to work in a disco down the snow

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<v Speaker 4>called the Schlos Bar.

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<v Speaker 13>What as.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't say that with my lisp.

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<v Speaker 4>I was the DJ down there and the big song

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<v Speaker 4>at the time was Chain Reaction by Diana Ross.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, filler.

0:24:06.680 --> 0:24:09.040
<v Speaker 4>That was a floor filler. Commun arts, don't leave me

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<v Speaker 4>this way. It was a massive floor filler.

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<v Speaker 11>I think when people are drinking in the snow, you know,

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<v Speaker 11>you could put the seekers on and people would dance curiously.

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<v Speaker 13>Though, what's it called bon Jovi Living on a Prayer?

0:24:20.080 --> 0:24:22.680
<v Speaker 4>That came out at that time, but it never really

0:24:22.680 --> 0:24:24.800
<v Speaker 4>filled the floor as it does.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course. The strangest thing, it's kind of like

0:24:27.160 --> 0:24:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Dale Well bothwaite the Horse many years after it was

0:24:31.000 --> 0:24:31.840
<v Speaker 2>actually released, and.

0:24:31.760 --> 0:24:33.520
<v Speaker 1>Now all these songs are being remixed and we're playing

0:24:33.520 --> 0:24:36.680
<v Speaker 1>them on our radio stations. Very weird, strange times, strange times.

0:24:36.760 --> 0:24:38.400
<v Speaker 1>That's why we thought we'd get you an Euoka Jenna

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<v Speaker 1>having your bosses.

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<v Speaker 14>You know, I'm been uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 4>Just said to me on the weekend, can she take

0:24:45.359 --> 0:24:48.199
<v Speaker 4>our action figures a man to course them dollies? You

0:24:48.280 --> 0:24:49.720
<v Speaker 4>might have sent him in our TV and I have

0:24:49.720 --> 0:24:51.240
<v Speaker 4>seen them that She said, can I take them home

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<v Speaker 4>and film them this weekend?

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<v Speaker 8>I enjoy playing with them?

0:24:54.000 --> 0:24:57.480
<v Speaker 11>What can I mine? Came back with its belt loose.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not curious, she's learning, You're curious.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been on this podcast all right?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I've got so We've each brought two songs. So

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<v Speaker 1>I brought to Mitch, is brought.

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<v Speaker 11>To j The fifth one is your favorite eighties songs?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 11>Great, and what would you like us to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, after you've heard them all, you can rank them

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<v Speaker 2>one to five. You just throw the top five in order.

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<v Speaker 1>So we will begin. This is my first song, so

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<v Speaker 1>we'll let it play out. It's before the hook, as

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<v Speaker 1>we call.

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<v Speaker 12>It up to the hook hook, Here we go, call me,

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<v Speaker 12>am I.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't have to see.

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<v Speaker 13>Such a range.

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<v Speaker 5>Mitch so excited to show it off. That's mine, isn't

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<v Speaker 5>that brilliant?

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<v Speaker 11>I love that song.

0:25:53.160 --> 0:25:55.359
<v Speaker 13>That is that's a great song from the movie American,

0:25:56.160 --> 0:25:56.720
<v Speaker 13>great film.

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<v Speaker 2>When she says called me. That was something completely different

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<v Speaker 2>in the eighties. Phones, Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 11>There was one phone in the house and you had

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<v Speaker 11>to We had a code word. If you're talking to

0:26:06.880 --> 0:26:09.480
<v Speaker 11>a boy, you'd say I'm doing the washing up, which

0:26:09.520 --> 0:26:11.080
<v Speaker 11>meant mum's listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, so if you were on the phone in

0:26:14.960 --> 0:26:17.080
<v Speaker 1>the bedroom, you could hear the conversation of the other room.

0:26:17.160 --> 0:26:20.439
<v Speaker 11>No phone in the bedroom. There was one phone in

0:26:20.480 --> 0:26:22.520
<v Speaker 11>the middle of the house in a hallway and a

0:26:22.560 --> 0:26:25.800
<v Speaker 11>phone table, and you had to sit at that little

0:26:25.840 --> 0:26:28.359
<v Speaker 11>table for any phone conversation, and you had to.

0:26:29.080 --> 0:26:30.800
<v Speaker 4>You had to ask your parents if you could use

0:26:30.840 --> 0:26:33.600
<v Speaker 4>the phone. Yeah, and really thirty Mum, could I use

0:26:33.680 --> 0:26:34.199
<v Speaker 4>the phone?

0:26:34.520 --> 0:26:36.320
<v Speaker 11>No, Betty's phoning, so be quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you find it weird that people's attitudes towards phone

0:26:40.119 --> 0:26:42.719
<v Speaker 2>calls have changed completely because now people just watch their

0:26:42.760 --> 0:26:45.520
<v Speaker 2>iPhones ring and just choose to ignore it. Home phones,

0:26:45.520 --> 0:26:48.320
<v Speaker 2>it was like, drop everything, we can't miss this call.

0:26:48.600 --> 0:26:48.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And the curious thing is with my friends and maybe

0:26:52.200 --> 0:26:54.640
<v Speaker 4>this is a reflection of me. But we'll be talking

0:26:54.680 --> 0:26:57.280
<v Speaker 4>about something and in the group of people you'll say,

0:26:57.359 --> 0:26:58.040
<v Speaker 4>they'll ask your.

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<v Speaker 13>Opinion about something. Yeah, and then as soon as you

0:26:59.800 --> 0:27:02.320
<v Speaker 13>start talking, they'll start scrollings with the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:27:02.720 --> 0:27:04.840
<v Speaker 13>And people's attention spans.

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<v Speaker 4>Has now dropped to about five seconds. You got five

0:27:07.119 --> 0:27:08.240
<v Speaker 4>seconds to get a pitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, completely, you really lost all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Song number two is still mine already shower wait for

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<v Speaker 1>the head drop.

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<v Speaker 3>As we were.

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<v Speaker 11>Working, Jonesy and I use as a little as Alzheimer's test.

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<v Speaker 12>We have to do all the lefts from beginning to end.

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<v Speaker 13>A couple of.

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<v Speaker 5>Many of your face is dripping. That's a palsy.

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<v Speaker 11>That's different.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>Isn't that a good song?

0:27:44.280 --> 0:27:45.480
<v Speaker 11>That's a great song.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it still stands up. Dolly's around, still going,

0:27:49.160 --> 0:27:49.880
<v Speaker 1>Dolly is still going.

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<v Speaker 5>She's iconic. So that they're my two picks.

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<v Speaker 13>Okay, I love that.

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<v Speaker 5>So Brendan's got Brendan.

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<v Speaker 13>I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like when you call your dad his first name.

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<v Speaker 11>They felt very weird, call the teacher mom.

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<v Speaker 13>I like it. So what do I do? I have

0:28:02.440 --> 0:28:02.640
<v Speaker 13>to say?

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<v Speaker 11>No, don't get no.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got to hear all of them. Do you want

0:28:05.200 --> 0:28:05.960
<v Speaker 5>to do your little pream?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? So my first one, I'm a bit uncertain about it,

0:28:09.480 --> 0:28:10.879
<v Speaker 2>but it's a n ausy one. I wanted to throw

0:28:10.880 --> 0:28:12.239
<v Speaker 2>an assy one in there. It's got like a bit

0:28:12.280 --> 0:28:16.120
<v Speaker 2>of a sentimental background. It was like we had this

0:28:16.200 --> 0:28:18.159
<v Speaker 2>home video when I was growing up of mom and

0:28:18.240 --> 0:28:19.879
<v Speaker 2>dad dancing in the laundroom and it was just so

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:23.040
<v Speaker 2>wholesome and lovely. Mum had the tea towel in her hand.

0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:25.640
<v Speaker 2>She'd just taken a brief moment from you know, being

0:28:25.680 --> 0:28:27.439
<v Speaker 2>a busy mum to just dance with her husband in

0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:30.000
<v Speaker 2>the loundroom. And it was to this song throw your

0:28:30.080 --> 0:28:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Arms around Me and collectors.

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<v Speaker 13>Beautiful song and I'll shout summer.

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<v Speaker 11>I've got a story for this song to do you stuff?

0:28:50.080 --> 0:28:50.760
<v Speaker 11>Good story?

0:28:51.120 --> 0:28:51.760
<v Speaker 1>What's your story?

0:28:51.960 --> 0:28:55.200
<v Speaker 11>Mine is that when my husband, who was my boyfriend

0:28:55.200 --> 0:28:58.000
<v Speaker 11>at the time, came to my place to propose to me,

0:28:58.840 --> 0:29:00.920
<v Speaker 11>and he was at the door in a suit, and

0:29:00.920 --> 0:29:03.640
<v Speaker 11>he had a bag with him, and I said, what's happened?

0:29:03.640 --> 0:29:06.000
<v Speaker 11>Where are you're going? And he said, I've just no,

0:29:06.560 --> 0:29:08.520
<v Speaker 11>I need to come in for a second. And he

0:29:08.600 --> 0:29:10.520
<v Speaker 11>came in and he opened up the bag and there

0:29:10.560 --> 0:29:13.760
<v Speaker 11>was a bunch of carnations and a bottle of champagne

0:29:13.920 --> 0:29:15.440
<v Speaker 11>and he got down in his hands and knee not

0:29:15.520 --> 0:29:22.400
<v Speaker 11>I said, And he said, will you marry me? And

0:29:22.440 --> 0:29:24.480
<v Speaker 11>so I went put on a bride'smaid's dress that I'd

0:29:24.480 --> 0:29:26.680
<v Speaker 11>worn a few months before, and we put this song

0:29:26.760 --> 0:29:30.080
<v Speaker 11>on repeat. This song I think of that.

0:29:30.760 --> 0:29:33.080
<v Speaker 13>And didn't he say, to you with the flowers, get

0:29:33.200 --> 0:29:33.640
<v Speaker 13>used to it.

0:29:33.760 --> 0:29:35.239
<v Speaker 11>No, that was the first time we ever went out.

0:29:35.280 --> 0:29:36.680
<v Speaker 11>He brought me a bunch of flowers. He said, get

0:29:36.760 --> 0:29:38.480
<v Speaker 11>used to them. And I've never had any sense and

0:29:38.520 --> 0:29:39.840
<v Speaker 11>he said, well, I meant that bunch.

0:29:40.680 --> 0:29:42.520
<v Speaker 13>And didn't you have it off in the in the

0:29:42.960 --> 0:29:44.560
<v Speaker 13>pile of old wedding dresses.

0:29:44.560 --> 0:29:47.120
<v Speaker 11>No, I had that bride'smaid's dress on dress?

0:29:47.160 --> 0:29:47.760
<v Speaker 5>Do you have dressed?

0:29:49.360 --> 0:29:51.320
<v Speaker 11>I just went I had it off in that dress. Then,

0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:53.360
<v Speaker 11>thanks for the information.

0:29:53.720 --> 0:29:55.640
<v Speaker 1>Just then was still playing?

0:29:55.760 --> 0:29:56.720
<v Speaker 5>Was this song still playing?

0:29:56.800 --> 0:29:57.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:29:57.040 --> 0:30:00.760
<v Speaker 11>Probably well for three minutes if rating as you can

0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:04.600
<v Speaker 11>imagine a bridesmaid's dress to the dry cleaner. That look

0:30:04.720 --> 0:30:05.600
<v Speaker 11>like it's been news.

0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:12.040
<v Speaker 5>All right, good pick, Mitchell.

0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:17.040
<v Speaker 2>That I feel like I've won Amanda over because now

0:30:17.120 --> 0:30:19.240
<v Speaker 2>I do love a ballad. So my other pick is

0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:21.560
<v Speaker 2>also a big belter, total eclipse of.

0:30:21.600 --> 0:30:22.080
<v Speaker 1>The heart.

0:30:24.960 --> 0:30:28.120
<v Speaker 8>To look in your.

0:30:33.200 --> 0:30:34.080
<v Speaker 5>You a man that could do this.

0:30:34.120 --> 0:30:36.720
<v Speaker 1>Actually, this banger, this is my karaoke.

0:30:48.520 --> 0:30:49.920
<v Speaker 11>Wow, these are.

0:30:49.920 --> 0:30:52.440
<v Speaker 4>Great song and Rod Stewart could have sang that song

0:30:52.680 --> 0:30:54.040
<v Speaker 4>and they could have gone on the road as a

0:30:54.120 --> 0:31:00.880
<v Speaker 4>tourist and presented by Fisherman's friends or suitors.

0:31:02.280 --> 0:31:04.120
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna rk higher than yours, just quietly.

0:31:04.160 --> 0:31:06.360
<v Speaker 5>Pop radio, guys. That's just popposite got My songs were

0:31:06.400 --> 0:31:07.240
<v Speaker 5>as popposite God.

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<v Speaker 1>In those times.

0:31:08.120 --> 0:31:10.040
<v Speaker 5>Fair enough, all right, I'm ready, Jennery?

0:31:10.080 --> 0:31:11.640
<v Speaker 1>Are you ready for your life? I am?

0:31:12.040 --> 0:31:14.200
<v Speaker 14>I think the last one is the best one.

0:31:15.520 --> 0:31:17.120
<v Speaker 10>I'm not even going to explain it, just.

0:31:17.080 --> 0:31:18.160
<v Speaker 5>Play it itself.

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<v Speaker 13>A water boys.

0:31:25.480 --> 0:31:26.280
<v Speaker 2>The hell is this?

0:31:27.720 --> 0:31:27.760
<v Speaker 14>No?

0:31:27.880 --> 0:31:28.720
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, give it some.

0:31:32.440 --> 0:31:33.040
<v Speaker 13>The water boys.

0:31:33.040 --> 0:31:34.120
<v Speaker 5>And I've never heard this in my.

0:31:34.040 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 11>Life never You know, you're lacky, exactly.

0:31:37.640 --> 0:31:39.640
<v Speaker 2>Wow, it's Jenna's old soul plumbing through.

0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:46.640
<v Speaker 4>Cheer your bucket and the weird that came like a comet.

0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:48.240
<v Speaker 5>You're still talking about a man.

0:31:50.000 --> 0:31:52.719
<v Speaker 1>That's not an address. Oh well, that's who is there?

0:31:52.760 --> 0:31:54.360
<v Speaker 11>Mentioned your the water boys?

0:31:54.640 --> 0:31:56.560
<v Speaker 2>The water All right, there we go.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, you've got them there.

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<v Speaker 2>Who do you want us to give? Your time to deliberate?

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<v Speaker 13>We're doing this as an individual.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I like this headphones.

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<v Speaker 11>If pretend we're not here, I know what you're going

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<v Speaker 11>to do.

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<v Speaker 14>Use it.

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<v Speaker 11>I'll put it together and then we'll hand that in.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what you want to.

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<v Speaker 4>Do, what you would do, and I would imagine that

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<v Speaker 4>to me is how I'm thinking. That's how it could

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<v Speaker 4>be with the possibility of that as a change.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not looking.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm scared.

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<v Speaker 13>What do you think?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, don't forget the first ones?

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<v Speaker 1>So there we have it.

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<v Speaker 5>Time do you want us to open.

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<v Speaker 13>Open your eyes?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hold on, we'll do a we'll do a

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<v Speaker 1>drum roll, and if you want to announce it.

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<v Speaker 11>You're going to Go Radio five to one.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, okay, okay, coming in at number five as

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<v Speaker 4>good as it is.

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<v Speaker 13>It's a bit of an album track.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole of the Moon, Jenna, we love that.

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<v Speaker 13>Part to the Clips of the Heart. Coming in at number.

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<v Speaker 11>Four the other day that would be number one.

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<v Speaker 4>Is a chury pick call me Blondie. Yeah please, it's

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<v Speaker 4>Saturday number two. It's throw your arms around.

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<v Speaker 3>Me, my god.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Lyrics, you've got it.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, it's so good. Have you ever interviewed? I don't

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<v Speaker 5>want to interviewed? Do was it?

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<v Speaker 11>This year?

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<v Speaker 1>This last year?

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<v Speaker 11>This year over the zoom? It was Christmas. She got

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<v Speaker 11>her book out of all those songs that she printed

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<v Speaker 11>them in a beautiful book, and we interviewed her and

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<v Speaker 11>could see her. We did a zoom thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It was.

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<v Speaker 11>It was a highlight of my life. She was so charming.

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<v Speaker 13>She really is amazing.

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<v Speaker 11>I calm through the years and all the right reasons.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you The song Islands in the Stream, which is

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<v Speaker 4>sung with Kenny, was written by Barry Gibb.

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<v Speaker 14>Mitch, do you know who Barry GiB is?

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<v Speaker 4>Of course, yeah, so they he didn't have anyone to

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<v Speaker 4>and Lionel Richie was originally going to sing Islands in

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<v Speaker 4>the Street, a very different VI and Lionel said, I

0:34:25.080 --> 0:34:29.000
<v Speaker 4>want to sing this, and then Barry rang Kenny can

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<v Speaker 4>he rogers really and said you get someone?

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<v Speaker 13>Do you know, could we get Dolly partner sing this

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<v Speaker 13>with you?

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<v Speaker 4>And he said, well, I'll go and ask her, and

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<v Speaker 4>Kenny went into the bathroom where Dolly was.

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<v Speaker 11>She was in the bar the point he was recording

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<v Speaker 11>at her studio. It wasn't that they were living together

0:34:47.560 --> 0:34:49.600
<v Speaker 11>and sharing a toilet, but she was in the bath

0:34:49.640 --> 0:34:51.799
<v Speaker 11>and he walked in and you're over egging.

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<v Speaker 13>The Islands in the Street.

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<v Speaker 11>That's a visual joke he's making there.

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<v Speaker 13>That's that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Amanda is the Mitchell and I'm the Jones

0:35:00.040 --> 0:35:03.040
<v Speaker 1>of our show. It's very I found the dynamic.

0:35:03.160 --> 0:35:04.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's so true. Actually, I'm here.

0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:10.200
<v Speaker 1>J's playing with the dollar. Yeah, it's too.

0:35:10.280 --> 0:35:12.640
<v Speaker 2>Actually, Amanda often calls you by your full name, Brendan.

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<v Speaker 2>I know his name. I'm like Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 1>Skuld Intelligence, Intelligence, the cute one always in front of

0:35:20.400 --> 0:35:23.359
<v Speaker 1>you in the foreground of the marketing pictures. It's my work.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the hype.

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<v Speaker 9>Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta go.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, and I have very similar haircuts. You have

0:35:28.440 --> 0:35:29.080
<v Speaker 5>the same hairdresser.

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<v Speaker 11>I think, well, wow, you cut jones Is. Have you

0:35:31.880 --> 0:35:33.600
<v Speaker 11>seen the back of it? Have a look turned around

0:35:33.640 --> 0:35:36.600
<v Speaker 11>the back. That was unfortunate. I didn't know what guard

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<v Speaker 11>was supposed to go on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a thing.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, that's a that's a look at brain injury thing.

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<v Speaker 5>This was so fun for us. What a true thank

0:35:44.840 --> 0:35:45.520
<v Speaker 5>you for being here.

0:35:45.760 --> 0:35:48.760
<v Speaker 11>I love that thank you? Why do we do songs

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<v Speaker 11>of the nineteen twenties?

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<v Speaker 3>Next?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Nice? Bring to mind?

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<v Speaker 13>So I'm going backtown strutters ball.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm picking the last post.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my hit. O.

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<v Speaker 9>Hey, before we.

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<v Speaker 2>Let you go, I wanted to ask one question of you, Amanda.

0:36:03.840 --> 0:36:05.799
<v Speaker 2>We've got a lot of young listeners, a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>them females, So I thought, let's absorb some Amanda Keller wisdom.

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<v Speaker 11>What would you like to know?

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<v Speaker 2>So let's just pretend you can go back to little

0:36:13.360 --> 0:36:15.839
<v Speaker 2>Amanda Keller in her twenties. What advice would you give her?

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<v Speaker 11>I would say, just go for it. Don't have any

0:36:20.480 --> 0:36:23.560
<v Speaker 11>destination in mind. I always thought anxious that I didn't

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<v Speaker 11>know what I wanted my career to be, what jobs

0:36:26.680 --> 0:36:29.319
<v Speaker 11>I wanted, And so it's the side doors for me

0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:32.480
<v Speaker 11>where all the adventure has come and that's what I

0:36:32.520 --> 0:36:34.760
<v Speaker 11>think has given me my one hundred and fifty million

0:36:34.840 --> 0:36:39.680
<v Speaker 11>year career or my longevity. That I just went sideways

0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:42.800
<v Speaker 11>a lot and that saved me out. Did the proposal

0:36:42.960 --> 0:36:47.640
<v Speaker 11>the front door, and then that's my other thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, that Mitchell's careers over there.

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<v Speaker 5>In that case, what.

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:55.240
<v Speaker 2>About twenty year old Jones? Any advice for him?

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<v Speaker 4>When that thirty year old woman puts a hard word

0:36:58.719 --> 0:37:01.080
<v Speaker 4>on you, we're nineteen, take her up.

0:37:01.000 --> 0:37:04.840
<v Speaker 11>On it unless she's in a bridesmaid's dress.

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<v Speaker 5>Can I say one thing very quickly?

0:37:06.600 --> 0:37:07.239
<v Speaker 1>I know you have to go.

0:37:07.520 --> 0:37:10.080
<v Speaker 5>But I used to work shy boys through and through,

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<v Speaker 5>and I used.

0:37:11.160 --> 0:37:14.080
<v Speaker 1>To work at Cole's in Southgate when I left school

0:37:14.360 --> 0:37:15.920
<v Speaker 1>and I worked there and and I wanted to get

0:37:15.920 --> 0:37:17.920
<v Speaker 1>into radio. It was an aspiration of money. I loved it,

0:37:17.960 --> 0:37:19.960
<v Speaker 1>but I wasn't in it had no inn. And I

0:37:20.040 --> 0:37:22.400
<v Speaker 1>was at Coles and my mom said, Jonesy lives in

0:37:22.440 --> 0:37:24.440
<v Speaker 1>the Shire and his wife I always see her in

0:37:24.480 --> 0:37:29.000
<v Speaker 1>asle three. She loves the broadbands. Maybe I'm embellishing And

0:37:29.040 --> 0:37:30.840
<v Speaker 1>she said, if you ever get this woman held up

0:37:30.840 --> 0:37:33.400
<v Speaker 1>an A four photo, this is this is Jonesy's wife.

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<v Speaker 1>You put a hard word on her, and you say,

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<v Speaker 1>I want a job with your husband.

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<v Speaker 5>And you know, the day she came through, I packed

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<v Speaker 5>it in.

0:37:42.760 --> 0:37:42.960
<v Speaker 3>I was.

0:37:43.040 --> 0:37:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I knew it was her. I had this visual image

0:37:45.520 --> 0:37:47.120
<v Speaker 1>of your beautiful wife in my mind. And I was

0:37:47.160 --> 0:37:50.040
<v Speaker 1>there at the checkout. I was at eighteen scanning her items.

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<v Speaker 5>Like a cholesterol diet to check out.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's a meta musal. Yeah, And I said, I

0:37:57.680 --> 0:37:58.680
<v Speaker 1>love to meet you. And you were there at the

0:37:58.719 --> 0:38:01.400
<v Speaker 1>ATM getting a wad of cash off something. But you

0:38:01.400 --> 0:38:03.240
<v Speaker 1>were there and I couldn't do it. I was terrified

0:38:03.239 --> 0:38:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I should said, well, here we are. It came for

0:38:06.200 --> 0:38:08.560
<v Speaker 1>look at that. But I had to tell you that

0:38:08.600 --> 0:38:10.200
<v Speaker 1>my mum. I don't know why she knew that you

0:38:10.239 --> 0:38:11.960
<v Speaker 1>lived in the area or who your wife was, but

0:38:12.120 --> 0:38:13.480
<v Speaker 1>it's a local You're a local.

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<v Speaker 13>Myth, a local myth, and she was.

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<v Speaker 11>I said your wife was a myth as she was.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you're mocking my listener.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what was your number one?

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<v Speaker 13>Russ?

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<v Speaker 1>Nice?

0:38:28.520 --> 0:38:30.280
<v Speaker 13>Come on and.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, thank you so much for being here, guys.

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<v Speaker 11>Well it was fun.

0:38:34.880 --> 0:38:36.720
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, it's been amazing. We love you, guys.

0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:37.080
<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:37.919
<v Speaker 11>That was s great fun.

0:38:38.400 --> 0:38:39.040
<v Speaker 2>I was robbed.

0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:43.680
<v Speaker 3>You're listening to Is It Just Me?

0:38:44.400 --> 0:38:46.320
<v Speaker 8>Podcast by a couple of midges.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they were lovely and as nice as Johnson and

0:38:49.080 --> 0:38:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Mana were. It is my time to clear my name.

0:38:53.440 --> 0:38:56.080
<v Speaker 2>And the big moment. There's been a lot of suspense.

0:38:56.239 --> 0:38:59.040
<v Speaker 2>Will Mitch deliver with a big guest to get him

0:38:59.040 --> 0:39:01.520
<v Speaker 2>out of probation? What do you got for us, Darlan?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you. I've worked day in and day

0:39:04.640 --> 0:39:08.600
<v Speaker 1>out to organize a guest that will not only fulfill

0:39:08.640 --> 0:39:10.760
<v Speaker 1>the needs to get me off probation, but to impress

0:39:10.920 --> 0:39:16.080
<v Speaker 1>not only my co hosts the listeners at home. I've

0:39:16.080 --> 0:39:19.480
<v Speaker 1>emailed locally, I've emailed abroad. I am now ready and

0:39:20.880 --> 0:39:25.880
<v Speaker 1>thrilled to announce my guest for the show today. Ladies

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<v Speaker 1>and gentlemen, please be data, please welcome Is It Just Me?

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<v Speaker 1>The podcast?

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<v Speaker 5>Can I all go down with this?

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<v Speaker 1>Ship? Did not.

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<v Speaker 5>Answer? It's Hayden.

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<v Speaker 1>Answer, Okay, it's Hayden Higson.

0:39:51.760 --> 0:39:53.840
<v Speaker 2>I've just seen Hayden pop up on the them. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>not Dieto, but equally exciting. Hello Hayden, welcome me.

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<v Speaker 1>A good singing talent. I would say, hey, hate Tim

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<v Speaker 1>oh ye, welcome at long last.

0:40:03.200 --> 0:40:05.719
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck, Mitch you said that you've been scouting

0:40:06.320 --> 0:40:09.680
<v Speaker 2>nationally and internationally. You literally just rolled over in bed

0:40:09.719 --> 0:40:14.040
<v Speaker 2>and said they want to come on the podcast. Don't

0:40:14.040 --> 0:40:16.040
<v Speaker 2>get me wrong, Hayden, this is not a letdown, and

0:40:16.080 --> 0:40:18.920
<v Speaker 2>in fact, Mitch, you did good. Our listeners have been

0:40:18.960 --> 0:40:21.279
<v Speaker 2>requesting that we get Hayden, your boyfriend on the show

0:40:21.320 --> 0:40:24.080
<v Speaker 2>for a long time, So keep it ambiguous.

0:40:23.920 --> 0:40:26.880
<v Speaker 1>But I know three female Haydens, so you know the

0:40:26.920 --> 0:40:29.480
<v Speaker 1>audience could still wonder he has the listener. I get

0:40:29.560 --> 0:40:32.040
<v Speaker 1>dms all the time. Bring your partner and bring them on,

0:40:32.160 --> 0:40:34.840
<v Speaker 1>Bring they on, and I go shit while.

0:40:34.640 --> 0:40:36.720
<v Speaker 2>We keep being ambiguous, but we all know that Hayden's

0:40:36.719 --> 0:40:39.399
<v Speaker 2>your gay boyfriend who's dick you suck. Okay, you don't

0:40:39.400 --> 0:40:41.920
<v Speaker 2>need to you don't need to keep it vague. Please, Hayden,

0:40:41.920 --> 0:40:43.839
<v Speaker 2>It's a thrill to have you on the show. Mitch

0:40:43.920 --> 0:40:46.279
<v Speaker 2>has told me that you have been nervous I had

0:40:46.320 --> 0:40:47.960
<v Speaker 2>to come on in the past because you were worried

0:40:47.960 --> 0:40:50.680
<v Speaker 2>I might ask invasive questions. So I want to begin

0:40:50.719 --> 0:40:52.640
<v Speaker 2>by asking if you've ever bleaked your asshole.

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<v Speaker 9>So we're going to begin with gold Digger let's get

0:40:56.400 --> 0:40:58.960
<v Speaker 9>right into it, crazy, dear.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because that was the original plan to get Hayden

0:41:02.040 --> 0:41:04.360
<v Speaker 1>on for gold Digger. And he was like, what's gold Digger?

0:41:04.400 --> 0:41:06.680
<v Speaker 1>Because Hayden famously has never heard an episode of this

0:41:06.719 --> 0:41:07.799
<v Speaker 1>podcast in his shop.

0:41:07.920 --> 0:41:10.800
<v Speaker 9>What the fuck? No, that's not true. I'm going to

0:41:10.840 --> 0:41:13.440
<v Speaker 9>clear the air. I have listened. I just don't listen

0:41:13.480 --> 0:41:14.120
<v Speaker 9>every episode.

0:41:14.200 --> 0:41:16.880
<v Speaker 2>That's it, Hayden. Can I tell you some evidence that

0:41:16.960 --> 0:41:19.640
<v Speaker 2>I have that you do not listen and you are,

0:41:19.960 --> 0:41:22.320
<v Speaker 2>for what we call in the bees, a fake Stan.

0:41:23.800 --> 0:41:26.760
<v Speaker 2>I listened to the podcast that you and your loving

0:41:27.000 --> 0:41:28.840
<v Speaker 2>gay fag boyfriend Mitch did together.

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Yes, what they called again the Top one hundred.

0:41:32.080 --> 0:41:35.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I listened to the Top one hundred. And there

0:41:35.520 --> 0:41:38.839
<v Speaker 2>was a point where Mitch mentioned John Laws and you said,

0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:41.880
<v Speaker 2>who the fuck's John Laws? Yeah, if you were a

0:41:41.920 --> 0:41:44.879
<v Speaker 2>regular listener of ours, that would be no mystery, Dallen just.

0:41:44.840 --> 0:41:47.759
<v Speaker 9>Saying yes, no, And I will say this. I was

0:41:48.239 --> 0:41:51.200
<v Speaker 9>going through like igen before I hopped on today, just

0:41:51.200 --> 0:41:53.200
<v Speaker 9>to sort of prepare myself and get a feel of

0:41:53.200 --> 0:41:56.719
<v Speaker 9>what I was getting myself into. And I call myself googling, like,

0:41:56.719 --> 0:41:58.680
<v Speaker 9>I not google it. I went on Instagram trying to

0:41:58.719 --> 0:42:00.920
<v Speaker 9>find who John Laws were, and I was like, I'm.

0:42:01.600 --> 0:42:03.160
<v Speaker 2>On Instagram, I'll give you the tip.

0:42:03.880 --> 0:42:04.480
<v Speaker 5>Who is it?

0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:06.640
<v Speaker 1>What is it? Isn't an award? What is it? It's

0:42:06.680 --> 0:42:08.600
<v Speaker 1>a state of mind John Laws.

0:42:08.640 --> 0:42:11.240
<v Speaker 9>Really it sounds like a Duke of Edinburgh equivalent.

0:42:11.520 --> 0:42:16.080
<v Speaker 1>Well, yes, John Laws is like a the Kyle Sandalanz

0:42:16.120 --> 0:42:18.360
<v Speaker 1>before Kyle Sandalans and Kyle a lot of his inspo

0:42:18.640 --> 0:42:21.000
<v Speaker 1>from John Laws. He's on AM. He retired, had a

0:42:21.040 --> 0:42:23.400
<v Speaker 1>massive fanfare, then came back a month later because he

0:42:23.440 --> 0:42:24.200
<v Speaker 1>was bored.

0:42:24.239 --> 0:42:26.800
<v Speaker 2>And so we shit, can him slash celebrate him a

0:42:26.840 --> 0:42:29.799
<v Speaker 2>lot on this show called him last week. You know

0:42:29.840 --> 0:42:32.279
<v Speaker 2>another thing I thought while listening to the Top one

0:42:32.360 --> 0:42:36.080
<v Speaker 2>hundred with You Too, I thought, all these stories that

0:42:36.200 --> 0:42:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Hayden's telling from when he was younger, I feel like

0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:41.000
<v Speaker 2>we would have been best mates. And I was like, shit,

0:42:41.400 --> 0:42:42.960
<v Speaker 2>why am I good friends with Mitch? I've got more

0:42:43.000 --> 0:42:43.840
<v Speaker 2>in common with Hayden.

0:42:44.120 --> 0:42:45.880
<v Speaker 1>What are some of the things that you related to

0:42:46.120 --> 0:42:46.360
<v Speaker 1>did you?

0:42:46.520 --> 0:42:49.280
<v Speaker 9>Did you also stuff like a lady like a topless

0:42:49.360 --> 0:42:51.560
<v Speaker 9>ladies magazine into your showbacks?

0:42:51.800 --> 0:42:51.960
<v Speaker 14>Oh?

0:42:52.040 --> 0:42:54.479
<v Speaker 2>Yes I did that. And then there was also being

0:42:54.480 --> 0:42:57.160
<v Speaker 2>a big fan of all the TV countdowns like Rage

0:42:57.520 --> 0:42:58.399
<v Speaker 2>that is my shit?

0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:00.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so much.

0:43:00.400 --> 0:43:03.640
<v Speaker 2>If you, if Heaven forbid, one day, you and Hayden

0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:05.880
<v Speaker 2>should call it quits. Am I still allowed to be

0:43:05.920 --> 0:43:07.360
<v Speaker 2>friends of them? Or don't have to choose you in

0:43:07.400 --> 0:43:08.439
<v Speaker 2>the divorce? Oh?

0:43:08.560 --> 0:43:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Good point. I think I think you have to choose me.

0:43:11.000 --> 0:43:13.640
<v Speaker 1>But I think if we would ever to break up, Hayden,

0:43:13.719 --> 0:43:15.759
<v Speaker 1>it would be amicable and we we'd still be able

0:43:15.760 --> 0:43:16.680
<v Speaker 1>to go to dinner together.

0:43:17.200 --> 0:43:19.640
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I'd like to think so we're best friends.

0:43:20.719 --> 0:43:23.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's ever going to happen, though, you guys, Yeah,

0:43:23.200 --> 0:43:24.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's gonna happen.

0:43:24.160 --> 0:43:26.520
<v Speaker 1>I haven't even entertained the idea that would. Now, why

0:43:26.520 --> 0:43:28.640
<v Speaker 1>would you bring that up, Hayden?

0:43:28.680 --> 0:43:32.360
<v Speaker 2>Would you want Mitch to propose to you hypothetically or

0:43:32.360 --> 0:43:33.640
<v Speaker 2>would you ever be the one to do it?

0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:37.160
<v Speaker 9>We've discussed so, I we have discussed this, and I

0:43:37.200 --> 0:43:41.040
<v Speaker 9>have a very specific sort of series events that I

0:43:41.080 --> 0:43:43.880
<v Speaker 9>would like to unfold. I would like Mitch to propose

0:43:43.960 --> 0:43:48.279
<v Speaker 9>to me, but as he does, I happy to as

0:43:48.719 --> 0:43:51.800
<v Speaker 9>so we both get a ring at them at that moment,

0:43:52.080 --> 0:43:54.319
<v Speaker 9>and I think it'll be very I think we'll both

0:43:54.400 --> 0:43:57.239
<v Speaker 9>know that it's coming at because you know, Mitch's all

0:43:57.280 --> 0:43:59.080
<v Speaker 9>be fan of romantic gestures, and I feel like it's

0:43:59.080 --> 0:44:01.319
<v Speaker 9>going to be like something very like over the top

0:44:01.360 --> 0:44:03.719
<v Speaker 9>and big. But I also think we both come from

0:44:03.760 --> 0:44:06.080
<v Speaker 9>families where we're going to ask each other's parents, and

0:44:06.160 --> 0:44:09.040
<v Speaker 9>both of our parents can't lie, so I think we're

0:44:09.080 --> 0:44:11.400
<v Speaker 9>both going to be able to like work out the situation.

0:44:11.480 --> 0:44:13.439
<v Speaker 1>And you have to tell my dad, you cannot tell

0:44:13.480 --> 0:44:13.680
<v Speaker 1>my mom.

0:44:13.960 --> 0:44:16.480
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, that's what happened with your sister, right, Like your

0:44:16.560 --> 0:44:19.319
<v Speaker 9>mom couldn't hide shit, so like rather in law to be.

0:44:19.840 --> 0:44:21.920
<v Speaker 1>My mom was so upset, but he only got my

0:44:22.000 --> 0:44:25.439
<v Speaker 1>dad's blessing because he couldn't trust me. We just went

0:44:25.480 --> 0:44:28.040
<v Speaker 1>to dad, which is very fair and I completely agree.

0:44:28.360 --> 0:44:29.879
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, what was it.

0:44:29.960 --> 0:44:32.080
<v Speaker 2>Like, Hayden, when you were dating Mitch when he was

0:44:32.120 --> 0:44:34.040
<v Speaker 2>still in the closet, because there was a period there

0:44:34.080 --> 0:44:36.319
<v Speaker 2>where you guys were kind of like secret boyfriends and

0:44:36.360 --> 0:44:38.080
<v Speaker 2>he hadn't told his family or anything.

0:44:38.200 --> 0:44:41.560
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, yeah, like it was it was very random. I

0:44:41.560 --> 0:44:44.160
<v Speaker 9>had never dated anyone before that was still in the closet.

0:44:44.280 --> 0:44:47.720
<v Speaker 9>But obviously, like it's such a traumatic experience, like actually

0:44:47.719 --> 0:44:51.759
<v Speaker 9>coming out, and I think that with Mitch when I

0:44:52.000 --> 0:44:53.960
<v Speaker 9>met him and his family. I kind of got it

0:44:54.000 --> 0:44:56.799
<v Speaker 9>because they're so tight knit, Like I've never seen a

0:44:56.800 --> 0:45:00.400
<v Speaker 9>family that close before, and so yeah, it was kind

0:45:00.440 --> 0:45:02.560
<v Speaker 9>of strange. But I just kind of like, I don't know,

0:45:02.640 --> 0:45:04.880
<v Speaker 9>I just tried to be as supportive as possible. But

0:45:04.920 --> 0:45:08.279
<v Speaker 9>I kind of feel bad Mitch because I feel like, like,

0:45:08.400 --> 0:45:10.279
<v Speaker 9>because of our relationship, it always put you in a

0:45:10.320 --> 0:45:11.640
<v Speaker 9>position where you had to come out.

0:45:12.040 --> 0:45:14.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I needed that. I needed that, and Mitch, you

0:45:14.560 --> 0:45:15.799
<v Speaker 1>know me, you knew me at the time. I was

0:45:15.840 --> 0:45:18.239
<v Speaker 1>I was just very happy to skate along like I

0:45:18.280 --> 0:45:22.120
<v Speaker 1>was very I needed the push, and I think that's

0:45:22.200 --> 0:45:23.040
<v Speaker 1>why it happened.

0:45:23.080 --> 0:45:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Really like most people when they're coming out of the

0:45:25.920 --> 0:45:29.160
<v Speaker 2>closet would take baby steps. Like they come out, they

0:45:29.200 --> 0:45:31.560
<v Speaker 2>come to termine themselves. They come out, they start going

0:45:31.600 --> 0:45:33.320
<v Speaker 2>on dates. You went from zero to one hundred. You

0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:36.080
<v Speaker 2>were like, I'm straight, and then next minute, I'm in

0:45:36.120 --> 0:45:37.560
<v Speaker 2>a committed relationship with a man.

0:45:37.840 --> 0:45:42.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that relationship is not ending. Yeah. Yes, but

0:45:42.200 --> 0:45:45.640
<v Speaker 1>it's not like I'm a fucking politician like I. People were.

0:45:45.800 --> 0:45:48.680
<v Speaker 1>People weren't surprised, you know, they weren't blown out of

0:45:48.719 --> 0:45:50.160
<v Speaker 1>the water that I had come out.

0:45:50.360 --> 0:45:53.200
<v Speaker 9>I think some were surprised, though, Yeah, what about your family.

0:45:54.320 --> 0:45:56.600
<v Speaker 1>No, my family was shocked. Yeah, they were not all

0:45:56.640 --> 0:45:57.920
<v Speaker 1>of them, but some.

0:45:58.239 --> 0:46:00.960
<v Speaker 2>And were you already out Hayden to family or did

0:46:01.000 --> 0:46:02.080
<v Speaker 2>you have to come out as well.

0:46:02.480 --> 0:46:04.719
<v Speaker 9>No, I was already out. I'd been out for a

0:46:04.719 --> 0:46:07.080
<v Speaker 9>couple of years. I came out to my mom in

0:46:07.239 --> 0:46:12.080
<v Speaker 9>like year twelve because I started to actually I started

0:46:12.080 --> 0:46:13.960
<v Speaker 9>to build up like my friend group, and I was

0:46:13.960 --> 0:46:15.480
<v Speaker 9>like becoming friends with a lot of girls. I went

0:46:15.520 --> 0:46:18.000
<v Speaker 9>to an all boys private school, so like that was

0:46:18.040 --> 0:46:19.719
<v Speaker 9>sort of the first time I really got to find

0:46:19.760 --> 0:46:22.400
<v Speaker 9>who I was, was like actually hanging out with with girls.

0:46:22.440 --> 0:46:25.759
<v Speaker 9>And because I was doing like the musical anyway that

0:46:25.800 --> 0:46:29.400
<v Speaker 9>sh'ld have been signed one. Yeah, I remembered he was.

0:46:29.760 --> 0:46:31.560
<v Speaker 9>I was worried to come out to my mom, as

0:46:31.640 --> 0:46:33.040
<v Speaker 9>every kid would be worried to come out.

0:46:33.160 --> 0:46:33.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:46:33.560 --> 0:46:37.040
<v Speaker 9>So I took my mom to Chatswood Chase shopping Center

0:46:37.320 --> 0:46:39.680
<v Speaker 9>and I told her that I was by in the

0:46:39.719 --> 0:46:42.200
<v Speaker 9>food court, and I remember thinking, I want to do

0:46:42.239 --> 0:46:45.120
<v Speaker 9>it in a public place because I if she gets mad,

0:46:45.160 --> 0:46:47.359
<v Speaker 9>I don't want her to like yell, which is a

0:46:47.520 --> 0:46:50.360
<v Speaker 9>very very sad thing to think about. But she was

0:46:50.520 --> 0:46:54.680
<v Speaker 9>very lovely and very quickly after I came out to her, She,

0:46:55.400 --> 0:46:57.239
<v Speaker 9>like my the school counselor who I was in at

0:46:57.239 --> 0:46:59.440
<v Speaker 9>the time, told me that my mom had reached out

0:46:59.640 --> 0:47:03.080
<v Speaker 9>to her to work out the best possible way that

0:47:03.120 --> 0:47:06.200
<v Speaker 9>she could be supportive for me, so very sweet, like

0:47:06.840 --> 0:47:07.759
<v Speaker 9>it was a good coming out.

0:47:07.840 --> 0:47:08.480
<v Speaker 1>Isn't that nice?

0:47:08.680 --> 0:47:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Lovely? Yeah, it's one of those things where it always

0:47:11.400 --> 0:47:14.360
<v Speaker 2>it's more daunting in the lead up than the actual reality.

0:47:14.400 --> 0:47:16.560
<v Speaker 2>In many cases, like Mitch, your family wouldn't have flipped

0:47:16.560 --> 0:47:18.640
<v Speaker 2>out or anything, even though it was daunting to come out.

0:47:18.800 --> 0:47:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Ah, it was not a positive point in my life.

0:47:21.600 --> 0:47:23.960
<v Speaker 1>But they were fine after a good month or two.

0:47:24.040 --> 0:47:24.839
<v Speaker 1>But it took them time.

0:47:25.360 --> 0:47:27.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it took my family time too, But they didn't

0:47:27.239 --> 0:47:28.440
<v Speaker 2>fucking kick me out, you know what I mean?

0:47:28.880 --> 0:47:31.160
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, But Hayden's right. My family are

0:47:31.280 --> 0:47:33.920
<v Speaker 1>very closed. They weren't upset that I was gay. I've

0:47:33.960 --> 0:47:36.480
<v Speaker 1>got two gay uncles, but they were upset that I

0:47:36.560 --> 0:47:39.520
<v Speaker 1>had not told them. I just took that very personally.

0:47:39.640 --> 0:47:42.840
<v Speaker 2>How long had you and Hayden been dating in secrets

0:47:43.000 --> 0:47:45.040
<v Speaker 2>before you came out? It was like a couple of months,

0:47:45.080 --> 0:47:46.960
<v Speaker 2>I think, because I knew I was one of the

0:47:47.000 --> 0:47:48.440
<v Speaker 2>privileged ones that knew.

0:47:48.280 --> 0:47:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Mitchell like a month and a half. No, well, it

0:47:50.280 --> 0:47:52.480
<v Speaker 1>was it was October that we started talking and then

0:47:52.680 --> 0:47:55.080
<v Speaker 1>I didn't come out till till February.

0:47:55.400 --> 0:47:56.880
<v Speaker 9>You no, no, no, I think you came out in

0:47:56.960 --> 0:48:01.160
<v Speaker 9>January because you came out like the second we got

0:48:01.160 --> 0:48:03.920
<v Speaker 9>home from our Melbourne holiday. Oh my god.

0:48:04.239 --> 0:48:05.320
<v Speaker 2>You went on a secret.

0:48:05.480 --> 0:48:08.719
<v Speaker 1>I haven't told this. This story is hellish. No, I

0:48:09.000 --> 0:48:09.880
<v Speaker 1>haven't told this story.

0:48:10.000 --> 0:48:12.360
<v Speaker 2>I've never told it Tory Hayden, and part of me

0:48:12.440 --> 0:48:15.200
<v Speaker 2>still thinks it's too soon this story.

0:48:16.120 --> 0:48:18.520
<v Speaker 1>This was the worst moment of my life. Now. I

0:48:18.600 --> 0:48:20.840
<v Speaker 1>had come out, Hayden, because mom knew that I was gay,

0:48:20.920 --> 0:48:23.240
<v Speaker 1>but she she didn't know that I was going away.

0:48:23.400 --> 0:48:25.680
<v Speaker 1>So what happened was I'd come out. Oh no, I

0:48:25.719 --> 0:48:28.000
<v Speaker 1>came out in December, the week before Christmas because Mum

0:48:28.040 --> 0:48:30.839
<v Speaker 1>said you could have waited till after Christmas and stormed out.

0:48:31.040 --> 0:48:32.000
<v Speaker 1>That's a very ray.

0:48:32.320 --> 0:48:32.520
<v Speaker 13>Yeah.

0:48:32.600 --> 0:48:34.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh, let's not go into it. She's amazing and it

0:48:34.920 --> 0:48:37.000
<v Speaker 1>was just the period anyway, You're.

0:48:36.840 --> 0:48:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Like, Mum, it's very festive. I'm a ho ho ho.

0:48:40.760 --> 0:48:45.120
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I came out like early December, and then Hayden,

0:48:45.200 --> 0:48:46.759
<v Speaker 1>I was still talking, and then we wanted to go

0:48:46.800 --> 0:48:48.960
<v Speaker 1>on holiday and I had time off from radio, so

0:48:49.120 --> 0:48:51.759
<v Speaker 1>Hayden and I book a trip, secret trip that Mitch

0:48:51.840 --> 0:48:54.720
<v Speaker 1>knew about going to Melbourne together, and we were official.

0:48:54.760 --> 0:48:58.000
<v Speaker 1>We were dating, and I told my mum and my

0:48:58.120 --> 0:49:03.040
<v Speaker 1>dad that I was going alone and that I was

0:49:03.080 --> 0:49:05.400
<v Speaker 1>seeing some friends, some radio friends, and it was going

0:49:05.440 --> 0:49:05.799
<v Speaker 1>to be great.

0:49:05.800 --> 0:49:08.440
<v Speaker 2>And instead you were bloody stabbing one up your favorite

0:49:08.440 --> 0:49:09.439
<v Speaker 2>boyfriend the whole time.

0:49:09.600 --> 0:49:14.360
<v Speaker 1>Instead, I blocked my family on social media on stories,

0:49:14.560 --> 0:49:18.719
<v Speaker 1>and then continued to have a trip like normal, and

0:49:19.080 --> 0:49:22.400
<v Speaker 1>I almost got away with it, except my mum was

0:49:22.440 --> 0:49:24.840
<v Speaker 1>out with her best friend at dinner in Cronulla in

0:49:24.840 --> 0:49:30.200
<v Speaker 1>the Shire, and Mum was like, oh, oh, Mitch's in Melbourne.

0:49:30.200 --> 0:49:31.560
<v Speaker 1>Her best friend was like, oh yeah, I've seen all

0:49:31.560 --> 0:49:33.520
<v Speaker 1>these posts. He looks like he's having a great time.

0:49:33.680 --> 0:49:35.480
<v Speaker 2>Because I forgot to Yeah, that's right, you forgot to

0:49:35.480 --> 0:49:36.960
<v Speaker 2>block the best I've forgotten.

0:49:36.560 --> 0:49:39.160
<v Speaker 1>To block the best friend and Turner shout out, and

0:49:39.239 --> 0:49:41.320
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, Hayden and I were having the

0:49:41.360 --> 0:49:43.239
<v Speaker 1>best time. And then Mum goes, oh, really, let me

0:49:43.280 --> 0:49:44.520
<v Speaker 1>have a look. Let me have a look at some

0:49:44.560 --> 0:49:46.600
<v Speaker 1>of those some of the photos put up and I'd

0:49:46.600 --> 0:49:48.440
<v Speaker 1>sent mum photos of me in the moment and in

0:49:48.480 --> 0:49:50.560
<v Speaker 1>the museum right, and I was there was like a

0:49:50.640 --> 0:49:55.160
<v Speaker 1>funny backdrop. And also on my story, I tagged Hayden

0:49:55.400 --> 0:49:57.239
<v Speaker 1>and on his profile Hit uploaded a photo with the

0:49:57.280 --> 0:50:00.279
<v Speaker 1>same backdrop. So Mum went, oh, that boy, he is

0:50:00.280 --> 0:50:04.640
<v Speaker 1>at the same place that Mitchell's at and we put

0:50:04.640 --> 0:50:07.560
<v Speaker 1>two and two together. But then clock this, right, the

0:50:07.600 --> 0:50:10.239
<v Speaker 1>waiter at the restaurant that your mum with that comes

0:50:10.320 --> 0:50:12.560
<v Speaker 1>up and goes, welcome ladies. Yeah, the restaurant, mom is

0:50:12.560 --> 0:50:14.960
<v Speaker 1>a welcome ladies. The alphabet street crininized, so great to

0:50:15.000 --> 0:50:18.480
<v Speaker 1>have you shook your babies, so good to see you.

0:50:18.600 --> 0:50:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, who are you looking at on your phone?

0:50:22.280 --> 0:50:24.440
<v Speaker 2>And it was with the waiter. He sounds like a

0:50:24.440 --> 0:50:25.600
<v Speaker 2>bit of a moo himself.

0:50:25.680 --> 0:50:26.200
<v Speaker 1>He's gay.

0:50:26.400 --> 0:50:28.200
<v Speaker 9>Yes, I kind of exit he's gay.

0:50:28.280 --> 0:50:31.640
<v Speaker 1>We love him. And they're stalking Hayden's profile. Haven't really

0:50:31.640 --> 0:50:33.719
<v Speaker 1>worked it out yet with that kind of sus and

0:50:33.760 --> 0:50:37.240
<v Speaker 1>he goes, oh my god, how do you know Hayden Hickson,

0:50:37.840 --> 0:50:40.640
<v Speaker 1>And my mum and Anne go, oh, we don't know,

0:50:40.680 --> 0:50:42.840
<v Speaker 1>we don't, we we don't, we just we're just on

0:50:42.880 --> 0:50:46.000
<v Speaker 1>his Instagram he's in Melbourne and Mum went, yeah, he's

0:50:46.040 --> 0:50:48.080
<v Speaker 1>in Melbourne, I think, and and this guy went, yeah,

0:50:48.120 --> 0:50:49.839
<v Speaker 1>he is in Melbourne. Mom went, do you know who

0:50:49.840 --> 0:50:52.040
<v Speaker 1>he's there with? And Andrew went, yeah, he's there with

0:50:52.120 --> 0:50:56.600
<v Speaker 1>his I think his new boyfriend, oh Penny drop yeah.

0:50:56.640 --> 0:50:59.640
<v Speaker 1>And then this guy I think realized what he had done,

0:50:59.840 --> 0:51:02.279
<v Speaker 1>and then he sent a message to Hayden and to

0:51:02.320 --> 0:51:05.200
<v Speaker 1>Hayden going, Hi, is your boyfriend out? Is your boyfriends? Mum?

0:51:05.200 --> 0:51:07.279
<v Speaker 1>Do she living? Is your boyfriend? Is he out of

0:51:07.320 --> 0:51:08.480
<v Speaker 1>the class? Is your boyfriend's mum?

0:51:08.560 --> 0:51:08.640
<v Speaker 14>Da?

0:51:09.080 --> 0:51:12.759
<v Speaker 1>And then Mum to Spider sent me a photo of

0:51:12.800 --> 0:51:16.399
<v Speaker 1>her and and the waiter are selfie going can't wait

0:51:16.440 --> 0:51:19.920
<v Speaker 1>to meet this mystery boy, very passive, aggressive, and that's

0:51:19.920 --> 0:51:21.120
<v Speaker 1>how she found out about Hayden.

0:51:21.320 --> 0:51:23.400
<v Speaker 2>I remember after that, Mitch, you called me and you

0:51:23.440 --> 0:51:24.440
<v Speaker 2>were like fuck.

0:51:24.480 --> 0:51:26.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that was a hush. And then when I

0:51:27.000 --> 0:51:29.720
<v Speaker 1>came back, Mum was so mad. It was an awful period.

0:51:29.960 --> 0:51:30.840
<v Speaker 1>We don't like to relive it.

0:51:31.040 --> 0:51:31.640
<v Speaker 5>Let's move on.

0:51:31.760 --> 0:51:33.960
<v Speaker 1>Because we've moved past it. A Mum's so good now,

0:51:34.000 --> 0:51:35.000
<v Speaker 1>but it was just you know.

0:51:35.280 --> 0:51:37.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there are no issues now, but you know, it's

0:51:37.120 --> 0:51:40.080
<v Speaker 2>always a bit prickly during that yeah fucking period, especially

0:51:40.080 --> 0:51:43.000
<v Speaker 2>when you keep secrets. I know, I actually a question

0:51:43.160 --> 0:51:47.520
<v Speaker 2>for you. Mitch tells us the story often about the

0:51:47.520 --> 0:51:49.680
<v Speaker 2>first time you actually met face to face. We know

0:51:49.719 --> 0:51:52.280
<v Speaker 2>that you met on Tinder, and he stalked the perimeter

0:51:52.320 --> 0:51:56.640
<v Speaker 2>of your university like some predatory trying to match you desperately.

0:51:56.760 --> 0:51:59.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes, very romantic trench coat.

0:51:59.640 --> 0:52:01.800
<v Speaker 2>But the moment that you actually came face to face

0:52:01.880 --> 0:52:04.480
<v Speaker 2>for the first time, he tells it in a very

0:52:04.560 --> 0:52:06.759
<v Speaker 2>romantic way. Mitch zippy lips for a bit. I want

0:52:06.760 --> 0:52:08.879
<v Speaker 2>to hear Hayden's perspective and see if they match, because

0:52:08.920 --> 0:52:10.600
<v Speaker 2>we know you're a bit of an embellisher at times.

0:52:10.600 --> 0:52:12.920
<v Speaker 1>I hadn't read the script the script I've just sent you,

0:52:13.000 --> 0:52:14.480
<v Speaker 1>and you'll be look.

0:52:14.600 --> 0:52:18.000
<v Speaker 9>I will say, I feel like when Mitch told stories,

0:52:18.040 --> 0:52:21.040
<v Speaker 9>he embellishes a shitload, and I feel like sometimes I'm

0:52:21.080 --> 0:52:23.560
<v Speaker 9>like this, like none of this is true, Like we've

0:52:23.560 --> 0:52:26.440
<v Speaker 9>literally dialed it up at least seventy percent. But I

0:52:26.480 --> 0:52:29.960
<v Speaker 9>will say the first time we met was legitimately like

0:52:30.680 --> 0:52:32.879
<v Speaker 9>something out of a movie, and like I had never

0:52:32.960 --> 0:52:35.440
<v Speaker 9>experienced anything like that before, which is probably why I

0:52:35.480 --> 0:52:38.560
<v Speaker 9>was so infatuated with you. But yeah, He's right, like

0:52:38.960 --> 0:52:42.799
<v Speaker 9>it was just a regular day we were we were

0:52:42.880 --> 0:52:45.400
<v Speaker 9>just messaging. Suddenly we just kind of felt like we

0:52:45.400 --> 0:52:49.319
<v Speaker 9>needed to see each other. And you know, like I mean,

0:52:49.520 --> 0:52:51.479
<v Speaker 9>from my perspective, I was just lying in my bed

0:52:51.560 --> 0:52:53.520
<v Speaker 9>just really hoping that I could see this guy. And

0:52:53.560 --> 0:52:55.480
<v Speaker 9>I was kind of hoping that when I messaged him

0:52:55.680 --> 0:52:57.879
<v Speaker 9>he was like around in the area because I knew

0:52:57.920 --> 0:53:01.719
<v Speaker 9>obviously he worked at Kiss. But yeah, like you know, Mitch,

0:53:01.760 --> 0:53:03.919
<v Speaker 9>just lets me know that he'll be like at mine

0:53:03.960 --> 0:53:06.600
<v Speaker 9>in five minutes. I start to freak out and I like,

0:53:06.719 --> 0:53:08.520
<v Speaker 9>not gonna lie had a bit of a boner, and

0:53:08.560 --> 0:53:10.680
<v Speaker 9>I was like, this goes down by the time he

0:53:10.880 --> 0:53:11.840
<v Speaker 9>arrives at my house.

0:53:12.040 --> 0:53:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Were you, Mitch, were you freaking out as well? And

0:53:15.080 --> 0:53:16.680
<v Speaker 2>did you crack a fat as well?

0:53:16.960 --> 0:53:19.160
<v Speaker 1>I've told you I was freaking out and I put

0:53:19.200 --> 0:53:20.840
<v Speaker 1>lip barb on, but it was a menthol that I

0:53:20.880 --> 0:53:23.000
<v Speaker 1>had to wipe it off. Then my lips were red.

0:53:23.040 --> 0:53:24.920
<v Speaker 1>And then I drove over a medium strip and dented

0:53:24.920 --> 0:53:27.400
<v Speaker 1>the front of my car, all because I wanted it

0:53:27.440 --> 0:53:29.320
<v Speaker 1>to be like a movie. None of that had to happen.

0:53:29.640 --> 0:53:33.480
<v Speaker 1>And then it was a drive by pash right, and yeah.

0:53:33.040 --> 0:53:37.120
<v Speaker 9>I It was legitimately one of the most like shocking

0:53:37.320 --> 0:53:40.600
<v Speaker 9>and surreal moments in that like I just walk up

0:53:40.640 --> 0:53:43.239
<v Speaker 9>to the car, like his this very handsome.

0:53:42.920 --> 0:53:46.839
<v Speaker 2>Guy which romantic music. Oh god, okay, keep Talkingden.

0:53:46.920 --> 0:53:50.680
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, and and just you know this, this vaults wagon

0:53:51.080 --> 0:53:55.320
<v Speaker 9>like oddly shaped pulls up and you know, Mitch rolls

0:53:55.360 --> 0:53:57.759
<v Speaker 9>down the windows. I'm fairly sure he's got this like

0:53:57.880 --> 0:54:01.719
<v Speaker 9>cool boy glasses on, and I could tell that he

0:54:01.800 --> 0:54:06.240
<v Speaker 9>was like very much trying to be cool and be swave,

0:54:06.719 --> 0:54:09.600
<v Speaker 9>but in reality it was just this like like loser

0:54:09.640 --> 0:54:11.399
<v Speaker 9>putting on a bit of a front, trying to like.

0:54:11.800 --> 0:54:16.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like now now you know him so intimately you

0:54:16.239 --> 0:54:19.200
<v Speaker 2>know that he's not cool. He would have been a nervous,

0:54:19.480 --> 0:54:23.840
<v Speaker 2>sweaty boy if he faked it till he made it.

0:54:23.880 --> 0:54:24.880
<v Speaker 2>And didn't he make it?

0:54:25.000 --> 0:54:28.360
<v Speaker 9>Dylan, Yeah, absolutely. You know when people like you know

0:54:28.400 --> 0:54:30.440
<v Speaker 9>who are nervous at the end of like you know,

0:54:30.520 --> 0:54:33.399
<v Speaker 9>a zoom call, they're like uh no, like when they're

0:54:33.400 --> 0:54:36.040
<v Speaker 9>like ordering food or whatever and they say like they say,

0:54:36.080 --> 0:54:38.000
<v Speaker 9>enjoy your meal, and they're like you two. It was

0:54:38.120 --> 0:54:42.120
<v Speaker 9>like that exact that energy when after Mitch kissed me,

0:54:42.400 --> 0:54:44.920
<v Speaker 9>like he kissed me and then it was like I'm going,

0:54:45.000 --> 0:54:47.839
<v Speaker 9>I'm going like rolls up the window, tries to be coy.

0:54:47.960 --> 0:54:50.160
<v Speaker 9>I've got to go see her, and it's just like.

0:54:50.080 --> 0:54:51.680
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I've got somewhere to be.

0:54:54.000 --> 0:54:57.040
<v Speaker 2>A window went up, and so it's literally, Mitch, you

0:54:57.080 --> 0:55:00.080
<v Speaker 2>can tell that you're like a showbiz guy because you

0:55:00.080 --> 0:55:02.560
<v Speaker 2>you did that old show biz or leave them morning more.

0:55:02.640 --> 0:55:06.440
<v Speaker 2>You just like wound down the window quick pash and

0:55:06.440 --> 0:55:09.200
<v Speaker 2>then off you fucked. And then Hayden's They're like I

0:55:09.239 --> 0:55:09.680
<v Speaker 2>need more.

0:55:09.800 --> 0:55:12.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yep, because I had a meeting with the bosses

0:55:12.200 --> 0:55:15.360
<v Speaker 1>because my show was about to launch and I honestly

0:55:15.400 --> 0:55:17.160
<v Speaker 1>thought I was gonna be late and I was like

0:55:17.200 --> 0:55:20.920
<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes. So I'm this his first love is very

0:55:20.920 --> 0:55:24.399
<v Speaker 1>exciting moment. Well, anyway, it.

0:55:24.440 --> 0:55:26.400
<v Speaker 9>Was really exciting. It's a very lovely story.

0:55:26.440 --> 0:55:29.399
<v Speaker 2>Also, how cute that you guys met on Tinder and

0:55:29.560 --> 0:55:31.840
<v Speaker 2>you're still going strong. It gives me hope that after

0:55:31.840 --> 0:55:34.560
<v Speaker 2>this lockdown, once I'm able to go on Tinder dates again,

0:55:34.560 --> 0:55:35.680
<v Speaker 2>I might actually have some luck.

0:55:35.760 --> 0:55:38.600
<v Speaker 1>I've heard quite a few Tinder success stories, to be honest,

0:55:38.600 --> 0:55:41.839
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't hear any horror stories from Tinder. In fact,

0:55:41.880 --> 0:55:43.360
<v Speaker 1>I know a lot of couples that have met and

0:55:43.440 --> 0:55:46.839
<v Speaker 1>actually successful me to have a relationship now after meeting

0:55:46.840 --> 0:55:47.240
<v Speaker 1>on Tinder.

0:55:47.280 --> 0:55:50.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I've heard both. There's definitely some horror stories, not

0:55:50.160 --> 0:55:52.919
<v Speaker 2>because of Tinder, but you know, we've all had shitty dates.

0:55:52.960 --> 0:55:53.560
<v Speaker 10>I certainly have.

0:55:53.920 --> 0:55:56.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, very true. But like I thought, oh, I'll never

0:55:56.880 --> 0:55:59.400
<v Speaker 1>meet a couple that succeeded on Tinder. Then it happened

0:55:59.400 --> 0:56:00.920
<v Speaker 1>to me, and then I'm other people in the real world.

0:56:00.960 --> 0:56:01.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, well, there you go.

0:56:01.840 --> 0:56:04.000
<v Speaker 2>We should do a segment on that, Like anyone listening

0:56:04.280 --> 0:56:09.360
<v Speaker 2>who has a Tinder fail or a Tinder triumph, Tinderella,

0:56:10.080 --> 0:56:12.960
<v Speaker 2>or what if we call it Tinder fails and fairy tales.

0:56:13.280 --> 0:56:16.200
<v Speaker 2>There we go, your rhyming tails it.

0:56:16.160 --> 0:56:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Fails and fairy and what We'll get people on that

0:56:18.400 --> 0:56:22.440
<v Speaker 1>have done well and have been killed almost on Tinder.

0:56:22.440 --> 0:56:23.360
<v Speaker 1>We want both stories.

0:56:24.960 --> 0:56:27.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to hear about attempted murders just like

0:56:27.280 --> 0:56:30.520
<v Speaker 2>crappy Tinder dates. They can't all be amazing, you know. Anyway, Sorry, Hayden,

0:56:30.880 --> 0:56:32.080
<v Speaker 2>We're just having a brainstorm.

0:56:32.080 --> 0:56:34.600
<v Speaker 1>Where were we He's not here to talk about our

0:56:34.719 --> 0:56:36.560
<v Speaker 1>love inception and the story of that.

0:56:37.040 --> 0:56:39.240
<v Speaker 9>He's Yeah, when do I get to say my igems

0:56:39.239 --> 0:56:40.160
<v Speaker 9>because I made a list.

0:56:40.480 --> 0:56:42.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh you've come with an igin prepared.

0:56:43.120 --> 0:56:45.799
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, well this is the thing. Mitch was like, Okay,

0:56:45.840 --> 0:56:47.560
<v Speaker 9>you know, told me your gem before you go on,

0:56:47.640 --> 0:56:48.960
<v Speaker 9>because they've got to make sure it's good.

0:56:49.040 --> 0:56:49.799
<v Speaker 1>We've been hyping this.

0:56:49.800 --> 0:56:50.719
<v Speaker 9>Up for such a long time.

0:56:51.480 --> 0:56:53.400
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I haven't No, I haven't approved these.

0:56:53.440 --> 0:56:55.919
<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen these. No, he hasn't seen them.

0:56:56.120 --> 0:56:58.440
<v Speaker 9>But I don't like I have a few here, but

0:56:58.480 --> 0:57:00.120
<v Speaker 9>I don't think any of them are like good, And

0:57:00.200 --> 0:57:01.080
<v Speaker 9>oh my god, I'm just.

0:57:01.080 --> 0:57:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Like, don't you Why don't you send them to Jenna

0:57:04.239 --> 0:57:07.640
<v Speaker 1>and we can do a Jenna's junk of yours. Yeah,

0:57:07.680 --> 0:57:09.680
<v Speaker 1>let's do it. Let's do send them to Jenna. Send

0:57:09.760 --> 0:57:11.640
<v Speaker 1>them to Jenna out. If it's just if you've written them,

0:57:11.920 --> 0:57:14.480
<v Speaker 1>just send her a photo and then you can explain

0:57:14.520 --> 0:57:14.759
<v Speaker 1>that I.

0:57:14.760 --> 0:57:15.879
<v Speaker 9>Send it to you on Facebook, Jenna.

0:57:16.520 --> 0:57:19.280
<v Speaker 2>So what was it like, Hayden, by the way, doing

0:57:19.320 --> 0:57:21.800
<v Speaker 2>a podcast with Mitch, because I know that it can

0:57:21.840 --> 0:57:25.560
<v Speaker 2>be like walking on fucking hot coals some days. So

0:57:25.640 --> 0:57:26.240
<v Speaker 2>how did you go?

0:57:29.720 --> 0:57:33.400
<v Speaker 9>I will say it went surprisingly well. And as I

0:57:33.440 --> 0:57:36.560
<v Speaker 9>say that, I know that Mitch is freaking out because

0:57:36.600 --> 0:57:38.960
<v Speaker 9>he's like shot, like I think he's annoyed that. I

0:57:39.000 --> 0:57:41.200
<v Speaker 9>was shocked that it went really well, But I was

0:57:41.240 --> 0:57:44.640
<v Speaker 9>trying to explain to him before, like we know it's

0:57:44.680 --> 0:57:46.880
<v Speaker 9>COVID right, Like we're not seeing anyone else, Like we

0:57:46.920 --> 0:57:49.920
<v Speaker 9>only see each other pretty much, and I feel like

0:57:50.000 --> 0:57:52.200
<v Speaker 9>we kind of have our own like love language thing

0:57:52.240 --> 0:57:54.640
<v Speaker 9>where we keep calling each other nicknames, keep being really silly.

0:57:54.840 --> 0:57:56.320
<v Speaker 9>And I was kind of like, oh, we're going to

0:57:56.400 --> 0:57:58.680
<v Speaker 9>be able to put on like a podcast where we're

0:57:58.800 --> 0:58:02.360
<v Speaker 9>not you know, being like you know, Silah.

0:58:02.840 --> 0:58:05.120
<v Speaker 2>I know there was a point early in the episode

0:58:05.280 --> 0:58:09.280
<v Speaker 2>where Hayden you said, oh, so anyway, Mitch, and he goes,

0:58:09.400 --> 0:58:11.960
<v Speaker 2>did you just call me Mitch, and like we're on

0:58:12.000 --> 0:58:13.880
<v Speaker 2>a podcast, I can't call you baby?

0:58:14.200 --> 0:58:19.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, literally we have think what I was I

0:58:19.800 --> 0:58:22.200
<v Speaker 1>would loved. I was very excited to do it, but

0:58:22.360 --> 0:58:24.120
<v Speaker 1>for me it was like, fuck, I do the show

0:58:24.120 --> 0:58:26.120
<v Speaker 1>every night because I have a radio show and I

0:58:26.200 --> 0:58:28.840
<v Speaker 1>do this podcast. Yeah, and all I ever fucking do

0:58:28.880 --> 0:58:30.720
<v Speaker 1>is sit behind a mic. So when Hayden was like,

0:58:30.880 --> 0:58:33.040
<v Speaker 1>let's do this, let's do this, I'm like, no, that's

0:58:33.080 --> 0:58:34.840
<v Speaker 1>like getting a Cole's deli worker to going on the

0:58:34.840 --> 0:58:37.240
<v Speaker 1>weekend and shave some devon. They don't want to do it.

0:58:39.320 --> 0:58:41.240
<v Speaker 9>No, but I'm very thankful you did it, Mitch.

0:58:41.640 --> 0:58:44.520
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was really good. Can I just say, oh,

0:58:44.560 --> 0:58:45.040
<v Speaker 2>thank you?

0:58:45.200 --> 0:58:46.520
<v Speaker 1>That's very sweet? Sweet?

0:58:46.520 --> 0:58:48.360
<v Speaker 2>I keep going to call it the hottest one hundred?

0:58:48.360 --> 0:58:49.680
<v Speaker 2>Can you please plug it correctly?

0:58:49.840 --> 0:58:53.480
<v Speaker 9>Go Hayden, it's the hot one hundred.

0:58:54.640 --> 0:58:59.440
<v Speaker 1>That's not it. Oh the top, it's the one hundred.

0:59:00.080 --> 0:59:04.120
<v Speaker 1>Jobviously slid the top in there, didn't I wish a hundred?

0:59:04.640 --> 0:59:06.800
<v Speaker 2>Really just trying to come and shit on our top

0:59:06.840 --> 0:59:08.080
<v Speaker 2>five segment, aren't you, Hayden.

0:59:08.120 --> 0:59:09.000
<v Speaker 1>We've just finished and.

0:59:08.920 --> 0:59:10.800
<v Speaker 2>You're like, well, I see your top five and I

0:59:10.880 --> 0:59:12.080
<v Speaker 2>raise your top one hundred.

0:59:13.040 --> 0:59:13.080
<v Speaker 14>No.

0:59:13.480 --> 0:59:15.360
<v Speaker 1>The plan is so it'll be the top one hundred,

0:59:15.400 --> 0:59:17.440
<v Speaker 1>and we've done. What have we done, Hayden? Top moments

0:59:17.440 --> 0:59:20.120
<v Speaker 1>in Australian culture. But around Halloween we'll do top one

0:59:20.160 --> 0:59:23.320
<v Speaker 1>hundred spooky movies or top one hundred I don't know,

0:59:23.520 --> 0:59:26.520
<v Speaker 1>scary moments, or in a Christmas we can do top

0:59:26.560 --> 0:59:28.960
<v Speaker 1>one hundred Christmas cakes or whatever.

0:59:29.240 --> 0:59:31.160
<v Speaker 9>But I think what we failed to realize is there

0:59:31.240 --> 0:59:34.920
<v Speaker 9>aren't like a good one hundred of many things, of

0:59:35.000 --> 0:59:38.760
<v Speaker 9>many Top one hundred A Cracker brands once you get

0:59:38.760 --> 0:59:41.640
<v Speaker 9>through vital Wheat and Crusket you really.

0:59:41.360 --> 0:59:44.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Darling. I struggled with the top five half the time.

0:59:44.240 --> 0:59:49.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Anyway, you can go and listen our iHeartRadio or

0:59:49.080 --> 0:59:51.000
<v Speaker 1>wherever you get your podcasts.

0:59:51.360 --> 0:59:54.880
<v Speaker 2>Jenna, have you have you reviewed the so called shit

0:59:54.960 --> 0:59:57.520
<v Speaker 2>iGEM from Hayden? Are we going to choose the best one?

0:59:57.520 --> 0:59:58.600
<v Speaker 2>And we're going to do all three?

0:59:58.760 --> 0:59:59.479
<v Speaker 11>These do not.

0:59:59.400 --> 1:00:02.919
<v Speaker 3>Belong in I junk. They are fantastic, especially the first one.

1:00:03.480 --> 1:00:05.560
<v Speaker 1>Let's just let's do it as we normally do. Well,

1:00:05.600 --> 1:00:08.040
<v Speaker 1>roll the intro, Let's.

1:00:08.120 --> 1:00:10.280
<v Speaker 3>Take a peek as junk.

1:00:10.640 --> 1:00:14.160
<v Speaker 1>Shall we? All right, go for it.

1:00:14.200 --> 1:00:17.240
<v Speaker 2>Hayden's junk is no foreign sight to our Mitch Churry.

1:00:17.360 --> 1:00:20.840
<v Speaker 1>But we're going to be true, Jenny, be very delicate

1:00:20.880 --> 1:00:24.000
<v Speaker 1>with it, all right, it's very sensitive. Hayden. You will

1:00:24.040 --> 1:00:26.160
<v Speaker 1>you just Jenna will read them and then you justify

1:00:26.200 --> 1:00:28.720
<v Speaker 1>them after and you discuss them. Okay, okay, cool.

1:00:30.320 --> 1:00:32.439
<v Speaker 8>Oh this is good.

1:00:32.560 --> 1:00:35.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm like what we usually get? Is it me?

1:00:36.560 --> 1:00:41.240
<v Speaker 14>Or is getting your driver's license? Don't I completely agree?

1:00:41.640 --> 1:00:42.800
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, thank you.

1:00:42.920 --> 1:00:45.320
<v Speaker 9>I think that and the reason why I say this,

1:00:45.440 --> 1:00:47.800
<v Speaker 9>I know that it's a stereotype that gay people can't drive.

1:00:48.560 --> 1:00:50.760
<v Speaker 9>But I will say that I want to double down

1:00:50.800 --> 1:00:54.960
<v Speaker 9>on my inability to drive by saying that Mitch always

1:00:54.960 --> 1:00:58.480
<v Speaker 9>complains about petrol, he complains about parking permits, he complains

1:00:58.520 --> 1:01:03.120
<v Speaker 9>about like red oh whatever that is, and so I

1:01:03.200 --> 1:01:06.840
<v Speaker 9>just feel like it's so much better to just uber everywhere.

1:01:07.280 --> 1:01:11.000
<v Speaker 2>No, You've got a point, actually, because every time I

1:01:11.040 --> 1:01:13.360
<v Speaker 2>say to Mitch, oh, are you gonna be getting like

1:01:13.400 --> 1:01:15.360
<v Speaker 2>fucked up tonight, and he goes, no, I'm driving, And

1:01:15.400 --> 1:01:17.320
<v Speaker 2>I was like, get Hayden to drive for once, and

1:01:17.360 --> 1:01:19.720
<v Speaker 2>he has to remind me Hayden doesn't drive, and I

1:01:19.760 --> 1:01:24.000
<v Speaker 2>was like, yes, you guys are not exactly living in

1:01:24.000 --> 1:01:26.520
<v Speaker 2>a shit house. I know you've got dollars pay for

1:01:26.600 --> 1:01:28.240
<v Speaker 2>an grow up.

1:01:28.760 --> 1:01:30.840
<v Speaker 9>I will say that's I feel like that's the only

1:01:30.960 --> 1:01:32.960
<v Speaker 9>downside to not being able to drive. It's like, if

1:01:32.960 --> 1:01:35.520
<v Speaker 9>I were to get my license tomorrow, it's not because

1:01:35.600 --> 1:01:38.240
<v Speaker 9>I will be driving places. It's literally so that, like

1:01:38.400 --> 1:01:39.919
<v Speaker 9>I can take some of the load off with Mitch

1:01:40.280 --> 1:01:41.160
<v Speaker 9>when it comes to driving.

1:01:41.160 --> 1:01:44.520
<v Speaker 1>Shit, your plan was to pay for every third tank

1:01:44.560 --> 1:01:46.400
<v Speaker 1>of petrol, and even your mom even said you can

1:01:46.400 --> 1:01:48.280
<v Speaker 1>put it on her visa that you have in your

1:01:48.320 --> 1:01:50.880
<v Speaker 1>Apple pack. But I feel like, I don't.

1:01:50.760 --> 1:01:53.000
<v Speaker 9>Need to do that since I'm not going anywhere you

1:01:53.200 --> 1:01:54.000
<v Speaker 9>am and I.

1:01:54.080 --> 1:01:54.720
<v Speaker 1>Pay for it.

1:01:54.920 --> 1:01:57.360
<v Speaker 2>Did you even get your l's, Hayden, this is the thing.

1:01:57.400 --> 1:01:59.840
<v Speaker 9>I got my l's and I did all the hours,

1:02:00.080 --> 1:02:02.280
<v Speaker 9>and by doing all the hours, I did half the hours,

1:02:02.280 --> 1:02:05.360
<v Speaker 9>but fudge the rest. I went for my peace. Apparently

1:02:05.760 --> 1:02:08.440
<v Speaker 9>I almost hit someone. I don't believe it. I failed

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<v Speaker 9>the second time I did my piece test. I drove

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<v Speaker 9>over an island, so it was like immediate failed twenty

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<v Speaker 9>minutes in. And since I told everyone at school that

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<v Speaker 9>I foiled my piece test twice and got bullied for it,

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<v Speaker 9>I have been too scared to drive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's been years since high school. I know

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<v Speaker 2>bars have well and truly healed. You can do it,

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<v Speaker 2>and you've got a brilliant living driving coach Mitchell Turi.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true.

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<v Speaker 9>Look, the scars may have healed, but in reality, my

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<v Speaker 9>l's have expired, and so I'll have to get my

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<v Speaker 9>l's again.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's backing that was a good job. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>just me?

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<v Speaker 14>Or is having to wee seventeen times a day kind

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<v Speaker 14>of endearing?

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<v Speaker 9>And I will say I've needed to go to the

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<v Speaker 9>bathroom since we started recording.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've held it in.

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<v Speaker 2>Those types that always needs to go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>And not only that, this is going back to the

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<v Speaker 2>driving thing. You'd always be saying to Midge, Babe, can

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<v Speaker 2>we pull over? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh no.

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<v Speaker 9>Seriously, when we got our first vaccine, because you know

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<v Speaker 9>how they tell you have to drink a lot of

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<v Speaker 9>water before you like get the vaccine, I was drinking

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<v Speaker 9>leaders of it because I was freaking out. And so

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<v Speaker 9>we arrived at Sidney Olympic Park after what a twenty

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<v Speaker 9>minute drive. Midge and I have to pee so badly.

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<v Speaker 9>He just drops me off at this like nearby bush. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 9>people are lining up to like get their vaccine, and

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<v Speaker 9>I'm just like trying to hide in and duck and

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<v Speaker 9>piss into this like bit of shrubbery.

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<v Speaker 1>Even some anti vaccines are like, I'll get the vaccine

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<v Speaker 1>if it means I can not look at this again. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 1>I can hold onto a piece for three to four days.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon I could too. Seriously, Yeah, I've never been

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<v Speaker 2>able to relate to people who talk about having no

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<v Speaker 2>control over their anus or their ladder. Same if I

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<v Speaker 2>need to go, I can stop it.

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<v Speaker 1>Same one, oh Classiciden.

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<v Speaker 14>Is it just me or are the Spice Girls more

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<v Speaker 14>important than the Beatles?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I yeah, I'm with you.

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<v Speaker 9>I feel like I can talk about this for for

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<v Speaker 9>the rest of the podcasts. Off now okay, well I'll

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<v Speaker 9>just say the Beatles. I can't listen to a single

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<v Speaker 9>song of Beirs. I think it's very cringe. We don't

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<v Speaker 9>love to support straight white men in twenty twenty one,

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<v Speaker 9>so you will not be streaming those old people, some

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<v Speaker 9>of which have died.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I hate that.

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<v Speaker 9>The Beatles half of it isn't one ear and half

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<v Speaker 9>of it are in the other. That's cringe the spot that, Yeah, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you mean in one ear out the other.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like when you listen to the song sometimes the

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<v Speaker 2>music is in the left, the instrumental is in your

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<v Speaker 2>left ear, and the voices are in the right, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's a head fu put.

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<v Speaker 9>Do that because it was like them experimenting at the

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<v Speaker 9>time of like Split, like it was experimental. Basically they

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<v Speaker 9>would put some guitars on the left, some guitars on

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<v Speaker 9>the right, so you'd sort of feel in the center

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<v Speaker 9>of the music. I think this was the aim. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 9>but it was cringe. I'd like to say, you'll be

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<v Speaker 9>there the second single times out.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Hayden, Jenna, Is there any more Joe? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 8>Or do you hate room temperature liquids?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep?

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<v Speaker 11>Really agree?

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<v Speaker 2>If it's not freezing cold or boiling hot, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to know.

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<v Speaker 9>I feel like I only ever drink boiling water or

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<v Speaker 9>waterver has ice in it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the bane of my existence because Hayden, as you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't have showers together because because of the Bible,

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<v Speaker 1>because of our modesty belts, we can't get them where.

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<v Speaker 1>I have really sensitive skin. I have a skin condition,

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<v Speaker 1>but also from the rowactane from when I was a

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<v Speaker 1>pimply kid. My skin is so sensitive through a wakatane

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<v Speaker 1>it gives you acting in severe depression. Did you not

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<v Speaker 1>have it?

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<v Speaker 2>Coombs?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've got no idea what he was and Gate

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<v Speaker 1>there was no humidity to give him acne.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like a South African village rowakatane.

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<v Speaker 1>My god.

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<v Speaker 9>I remember the day I came off for Raakitane and

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<v Speaker 9>I was like, oh, I'm happy, Like I like didn't

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<v Speaker 9>realize I was depressed for all your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, roakatane can permanently change the chemicals you. I

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<v Speaker 1>saw a TikTok someone being like, if you're an anti vacxib,

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<v Speaker 1>you had roakitane. Grow the fuck up because the symptom

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<v Speaker 1>list for roaktane is through the roof. It's really dangerous,

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<v Speaker 1>especially for young minds.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I thought I had it bad because my Proactive

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<v Speaker 2>bleached all the tails.

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<v Speaker 9>But that sounds a yeah, we had that too.

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<v Speaker 1>I went through that proactive we needed. Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>But is Proactive shit? You would run through the bottle

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<v Speaker 1>like there was no tomorrow, and then you'd have months

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<v Speaker 1>left of.

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<v Speaker 9>Three Yeah, ruined pillowcases and.

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<v Speaker 2>Step one, which was meant to be the exfoliator. It

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<v Speaker 2>literally felt like I was rubbing shards of glass into

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<v Speaker 2>my skin.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And when you call one of those numbers on those

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<v Speaker 2>stupid advertorials for Proactive, the woman on the phone would say,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, step one, two, and three are going

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<v Speaker 2>to give you a horrific crash, So you're gonna want

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<v Speaker 2>to buy the moisturizer as well. They would upsell it

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<v Speaker 2>by shitcanning their own product, and they will not moisturizer.

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<v Speaker 2>I look like a fucking Tomata.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, terrible. Jenna's got more?

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<v Speaker 11>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 14>Or can you not get to sleep without listening to

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<v Speaker 14>ASMR huh anywhere?

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<v Speaker 3>Nah?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a you thing, damn it.

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<v Speaker 9>I just feel like my mind when I try and

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<v Speaker 9>go to sleep is racing and I need something to

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<v Speaker 9>focus on. So I listened to or like rain sounds.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I definitely fuck with sleep time meditations

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<v Speaker 2>or that Illuminate app that I made Mitch use that

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<v Speaker 2>replicates an LSD troop with the flash on your phone.

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<v Speaker 9>You made no sorry, you made me hold up the

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<v Speaker 9>phone like an arms leg the way.

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<v Speaker 1>From Mitch's heads and he could fully relax into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I was just at home, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I told you I used it.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Illuminate and you made it fucking hate and

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<v Speaker 2>hold it your pieces.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty five minutes and I said not until I can

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<v Speaker 1>you move?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is the peril of being single. I have

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<v Speaker 2>to hold my own. I'm with you, Haten. I definitely

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<v Speaker 2>can use other stimulus to put me to sleep, but

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<v Speaker 2>not ASMR. It's fucking creepy. I'm going to crank my

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<v Speaker 2>mic up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, hater, pump Hayden, pump your micup and take

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<v Speaker 1>that sock off. That mic is incredible. Go do some now. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>Hello sir, Hello ma'am. Welcome to the hotel. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>like fresh owls? Would you like me to change the sheets?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 13>Boh, see you later.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, there you go. Well, thank you, Hayden. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch's turn.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna crank this sock up the mic stup?

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<v Speaker 10>Hi, thank god it's someone's romen again. Am I right?

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<v Speaker 10>It's been so long since I've seen each other. Oh honey,

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<v Speaker 10>they split in. Don't worry, babe, I'll sort that out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, scip that up with the sis.

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<v Speaker 10>There we go. Oh that looks much nicer. You don't

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<v Speaker 10>look like a fucking wil Tobeas anymore. Hello, there we go.

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<v Speaker 10>Thank you for coming to Mitchell Salon love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 9>Is that so good?

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<v Speaker 1>Or I'm just so desperate for a haircut because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really overgrown?

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<v Speaker 2>It looks fine, honey.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well we should wrap. What a brilliant guess

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<v Speaker 1>Hayden was.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not what I was expecting, but it was. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a treat. Nonetheless, Hayden, we wanted to get you

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<v Speaker 2>one for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, hold, on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>Does this mean that I have officially left probation?

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<v Speaker 11>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>It was like the challenge was, oh, you have to

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<v Speaker 2>book a guest, and it's like, did you try hard

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<v Speaker 2>to get Hayden? Not really? But also that doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 2>it was bad content. Actually, Mitchell, can you leave the room.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to consult with my two ic, my

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<v Speaker 2>second in charge, prize keeper Jenna.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I have to leave.

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<v Speaker 1>I could just sit here.

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<v Speaker 2>No, take your headphones off so you can't hear me.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, they'n't answer ready in that question.

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna, What do you think wright? Jenna? Do you think

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<v Speaker 2>that he deserves a path probation?

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<v Speaker 14>You know, will like Hayden, You're great, but you're not Dido.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're not.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, Nora am I and Nora is Jenna.

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<v Speaker 10>No, none of us are.

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<v Speaker 14>None of us will be as good as Dido. But

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<v Speaker 14>you know what, you are a great guest. And if

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<v Speaker 14>it was anybody else, I would say no. I'm going

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<v Speaker 14>to say yes. He can go back on probation anytime.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, make no mistake, I'll demote the bitch at the

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<v Speaker 2>drop of a hat, but we'll bring him out of

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<v Speaker 2>probation for now. I wish that he was here to

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<v Speaker 2>play a celebration sound effect, because this sounds like an

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<v Speaker 2>Eddie climax. Yep, he's out of probation.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, where do we land?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah we didn't. Yeah, yeah, your past, your path probation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, I'm out. Well done, honey, something that never existed.

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<v Speaker 8>Don't get too comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Why just don't. I'll back in there like.

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<v Speaker 2>The bitch you are.

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<v Speaker 9>Don't worry, which I'm so proud of you.

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<v Speaker 1>You got out.

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<v Speaker 2>I am doing that conversation before.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Hayden, what a pleasure. It was a celebratory moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Episode eighty Hayden Hickson's premiere. What a great show.

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<v Speaker 9>Thanks guys, thanks for having me on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been very fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy lockdown, Hayden both.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>If it is your first time listening, Jesus Christ, that

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<v Speaker 1>would have been confusing. Thank you for pushing through. Leave

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<v Speaker 1>us a review five stars.

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<v Speaker 2>Hayden, Is that what you said to Mitch the first

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<v Speaker 2>night that you intimate? Thank you for pushing through.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh right, thank you for pushing through.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for having me. Oh, thank you come again?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Good to go?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, We're good to go. Happy eighty if everyone, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you for coming.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll see you next week. Everybody, Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 8>A podcast by a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 6>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcomed to add brief. This is our secret segment on

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<v Speaker 2>the end. If we've got a guest host on, we

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<v Speaker 2>boot them out if we sense that they don't know

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<v Speaker 2>about the secret segment, But if they are aware of

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<v Speaker 2>the secret segment, we let them stay. So Hayden, Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>oh Hello.

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<v Speaker 9>Can I just say I miss when Enduring Idiots was

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<v Speaker 9>called add Brief?

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<v Speaker 1>How don't they call it at the start? No, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to join it in During Idiots on Facebook,

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<v Speaker 1>because people don't even know it's there. It's a secret

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook group for big fans.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, it's very fun. I really enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 1>What Mitchell, I wanted to bring something to the table

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<v Speaker 1>now that I'm a fully fledged fifty percent owner of

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<v Speaker 1>the company. I never said that should we instill someone?

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<v Speaker 1>And I even think we can make it content for

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. We can hold auditions, employee, unpaid employ a

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<v Speaker 1>moderator for injuring idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's a dreadful idea. Ah, that's stupid kidding. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just kidding. I see where you're coming from. But I

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<v Speaker 2>am worried that the power will go to their head

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<v Speaker 2>and they'll just go blocking and banning bitches, and then

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<v Speaker 2>we'll get complaints, much like when contraceptive diaphragm. Sam edited

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<v Speaker 2>certain birthday messages out of mind and people are bitching

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<v Speaker 2>and moaning.

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<v Speaker 1>Turn Coat, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>That was Sam's call? I put all of your messages in,

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<v Speaker 2>there were no cuts, went it was your birthday, but

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<v Speaker 2>apparently there was some missing from mine.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have the power and edit at All I

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<v Speaker 1>did was rally them up and then Sam ax I

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<v Speaker 1>think he tried to time the video to the music

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<v Speaker 1>of Shanaia Twain, so he just went, we have thirty

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<v Speaker 1>more but it doesn't fit by and left them No.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my worry is that we will employ some rat

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<v Speaker 2>to be our moderator, let's say, names Madison, and then

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<v Speaker 2>we'll get all We'll get this flood of complaints which

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<v Speaker 2>we then have to moderate. Madison blocked me for no

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<v Speaker 2>good reason, and I'd just be like, fucking hell.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's the thing. We hold auditions on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>We get them on they plead their case. We give

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<v Speaker 1>them scenarios and they tell us what would happen. We

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<v Speaker 1>go Bob from from will Kenya post a racist meme.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you accept, do you be decline? Or do you

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<v Speaker 1>see block? Rob?

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<v Speaker 9>It sounds like the driver's license l's test.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, yeah, I've done it three times.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree.

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<v Speaker 9>I think you guys should get a moderator, partially because

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<v Speaker 9>I want you both to start going live on TikTok

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<v Speaker 9>and I would like and it's good to have a

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<v Speaker 9>moderator that moderating comments there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Hayden, I don't think we have discussed this on

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<v Speaker 1>the show, but Hayden works at TikTok. Now Have I

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<v Speaker 1>said that on the show?

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<v Speaker 2>You know you've mentioned it, You've said that Hayden works

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<v Speaker 2>at TikTok. I might have made the sly remark about

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<v Speaker 2>oh you're on them TikTok dollars now, so you're good?

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<v Speaker 2>We do.

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<v Speaker 9>We do love pivoting way to tech companies for money. Yes, yes, yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know Hayden? I know you're not a regular

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<v Speaker 2>listener of ours, but your name does come up a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>It's quite cute. Actually, you're not even the point of

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<v Speaker 2>the story. But if Mitch is ever telling a story,

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<v Speaker 2>it's always like he'll He'll never say, oh so I

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<v Speaker 2>went to the supermarket. He'll say, oh so I was

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<v Speaker 2>at the supermarket with Hayden. It's like your name is

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<v Speaker 2>just constantly floating around in the show.

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<v Speaker 9>That's so sweet.

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<v Speaker 5>That's very sweet.

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<v Speaker 9>I do feel like I expect it though, just because

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<v Speaker 9>Mitch and I like, Mitch is literally ninety percent of

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<v Speaker 9>my world, and it's and I assume it's the other

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<v Speaker 9>it's Oh, that wasn't meant to be that sweet, And

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<v Speaker 9>it's just meant to be that we spend so much

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<v Speaker 9>time with each other that they we automatically are the

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<v Speaker 9>other characters in the stories. But that's very sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, sweet?

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<v Speaker 13>What can you do? Guys to me?

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<v Speaker 5>What can you do?

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<v Speaker 9>Mit?

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<v Speaker 2>I can see you clicking away there.

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<v Speaker 9>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm timing out Melbourne, very focused, fuck Melbourne and they're

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<v Speaker 2>all in lockdown. No one's listening.

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<v Speaker 1>My actual, my actual say it with me radio is

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<v Speaker 1>airing very soon. I have to time out. No one

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<v Speaker 1>gives a ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Why am I telling you we should we go?

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<v Speaker 13>Then? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, I think I think we should get a moderator.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think we should do the Moderator Games.

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<v Speaker 8>I like the audition part.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the Moderator Games, and would say six and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to open it up now, which I can organize it.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry, you have to lift a finger if you

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<v Speaker 1>would like to enter the first annual Moderator Games. D

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<v Speaker 1>m us on Instagram or me on Mitchell General Facebook,

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<v Speaker 1>contact and let us know.

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<v Speaker 5>We need six tributes.

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<v Speaker 9>Tribute what is half.

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<v Speaker 2>Of our.

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<v Speaker 1>May the odds be that in your favor and in

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<v Speaker 1>the coming weeks you will be auditioned on the air

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<v Speaker 1>and the winner will become the moderator of our secret

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook group in during idiots. Wow, that's got a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of the last post to it.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, vibes for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>See we take him off probation and he gets a

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<v Speaker 2>bit fucking cocky.

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<v Speaker 11>This always happens.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, just reinstalled the live tweets module.

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<v Speaker 2>And we got Can I just say that I noticed

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<v Speaker 2>that the stupid live tweet gag and the gunshot made

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<v Speaker 2>an appearance in the top one hundred podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a through line and Hayden didn't laugh either. Give

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<v Speaker 1>what use the gun for? I would have laughed. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyone who hasn't listened to the top one hundred podcasts yet,

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<v Speaker 2>you can actually turn it into a drinking game. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>and take a sip every time they give a shout out,

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<v Speaker 2>because quite frankly, they couldn't go more than two fucking

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<v Speaker 2>sentences without giving a shout out. By the end of

1:19:15.840 --> 1:19:18.519
<v Speaker 2>the night, it was like anyway, So I walked down

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<v Speaker 2>the street, shout out to the street, and the sky

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<v Speaker 2>was blue. Shout out to blue, and shout out to mcrory's.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that is Hayden's vernacular.

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<v Speaker 2>They my diction, Oh my god, shout out to diiction.

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<v Speaker 1>If Hayden would have given he would shout out the

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<v Speaker 1>dead Grandma.

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<v Speaker 2>I would shout out to the He's like shout out

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<v Speaker 2>to the ashes, shout.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to the finger sandwiches at reception, it's twelve

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock at the local, oraseu.

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<v Speaker 5>My favorite one.

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<v Speaker 2>Was when you gave a shout out to Pixar because

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<v Speaker 2>you were so thankful that they filmed Finding Nemo in Sydney,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, also, they didn't film Finding Nemo.

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<v Speaker 2>Just quietly, I don't know if you're a cross it.

1:19:59.479 --> 1:20:01.920
<v Speaker 2>You were like, shout out to Pixar for filming Fighting

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<v Speaker 2>Nemo and Sydney, and I was like, oh my gods, wrong.

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<v Speaker 9>For his acting performance.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, Nemo was great. Was served.

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<v Speaker 9>Nemo served trauma when he got stuck in that filter

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<v Speaker 9>in the tank.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to the filter.

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<v Speaker 2>So you both got the address wrong. It's P Sherman

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<v Speaker 2>forty two, Wallaby Way, Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>What do we say thirty three?

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<v Speaker 2>I think you said thirty three. Mitch said one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and ten.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't hat and we should be transparent. We were

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<v Speaker 1>both quite drunk recording that.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, yeah, because I was a bit nervous and I

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<v Speaker 9>was like, I've just got to have a bitcharac.

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<v Speaker 5>So we did.

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<v Speaker 1>We did it there in the Kiss Studios pre lockdown,

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<v Speaker 1>so we were like here it was a whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're like that's and the bee fridge was open,

1:20:45.200 --> 1:20:46.720
<v Speaker 1>so we had some alcohol. It was good. It was

1:20:46.760 --> 1:20:50.040
<v Speaker 1>actually a really fun recording. It's actually a nice way

1:20:50.160 --> 1:20:52.120
<v Speaker 1>to get to know your partner and also to put

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<v Speaker 1>you through the piece.

1:20:52.800 --> 1:20:55.240
<v Speaker 2>That came through. It sounded really fun and you also

1:20:55.320 --> 1:20:57.519
<v Speaker 2>learned new things about each other. There were stories that

1:20:57.560 --> 1:20:59.400
<v Speaker 2>came up that you had guys hadn't heard before.

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<v Speaker 1>I think if you can do it, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>very twenty twenty one moral. But if you can do

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast with your partner without killing each other, you

1:21:05.880 --> 1:21:08.160
<v Speaker 1>know you're under something good. It's the new.

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<v Speaker 9>If you can travel with your partner, that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>If you can start the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I start a podcast with your brother is then

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<v Speaker 1>oh all right, little bro. Nope, that's awful.

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<v Speaker 9>Brother, I'm stuck in the dryer.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretending I'm a psychologist. Now, Mitch has no brothers,

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<v Speaker 2>and so brother we never.

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<v Speaker 1>Had, Hayden. We could invite Mitchell Coombs and Jenna Benson

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<v Speaker 1>on to co host an episode of the Top one hundred.

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<v Speaker 5>I would love that. Can I just say?

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<v Speaker 9>I think it would be amazing and just from like

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<v Speaker 9>a producer perspective, if we could all bring twenty five

1:21:46.760 --> 1:21:49.719
<v Speaker 9>of something and put it together and really good.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the joy of the Top one hundred Jenna and

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell is that we were working on it for month

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<v Speaker 1>weeks before, and we worked out the order and we

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<v Speaker 1>sat and went out. So we'll have to get dinner

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<v Speaker 1>or drinks. We all bring twenty five and then we

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<v Speaker 1>have to order it ourselves and all be happy with

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<v Speaker 1>the order.

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<v Speaker 10>Hayden, tell me the truth.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you do most of the work? Oh?

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<v Speaker 9>Fuck yeah, one hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>It's time to go everywhere.

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<v Speaker 9>I will say I was already working on the list

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<v Speaker 9>because I like when I this was when I was

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<v Speaker 9>like working at Punky, and I like needed a fucking

1:22:25.400 --> 1:22:28.479
<v Speaker 9>like a bank of just really random moments in Australian

1:22:28.479 --> 1:22:30.120
<v Speaker 9>culture that I could just fall back on to, like

1:22:30.200 --> 1:22:31.679
<v Speaker 9>do you know throwback articles?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, So I already had a.

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<v Speaker 9>Giant list going, and it was just about patting that

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<v Speaker 9>out and then cutting it down once we got past

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<v Speaker 9>a hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, no, you got passed one hundred.

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<v Speaker 9>We passed one hundred and then cut back, so the

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<v Speaker 9>whole hundred was good. But we shouted them out in

1:22:47.160 --> 1:22:48.720
<v Speaker 9>honorable mentions like Fairy.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you shouted them out. Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>We should go just because I have a celebrity psychic

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<v Speaker 1>waiting in the car park. Radio charm Yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Leave us a review five stars please, guys, it keeps

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<v Speaker 1>us going.

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<v Speaker 5>Well done, hay and Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 9>You're happy, thank You're.

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<v Speaker 2>Lovely to have you on. Hayden, Yes, you're out. Approbation Darlin, Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Hope this podcast mate gets ready, your headache or something?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the tag by.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitchell Everyone bring it down or not. We hope this

1:23:19.479 --> 1:23:22.320
<v Speaker 2>podcast made you feel at least to be there better today.

1:23:22.320 --> 1:23:24.000
<v Speaker 2>That's all. Thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a goal DMS if you want to be part

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<v Speaker 1>of the mo Thank you, Hayden, see you next week.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah bye, my god?

1:23:35.680 --> 1:23:36.960
<v Speaker 5>Is it just me?

1:23:37.479 --> 1:23:39.639
<v Speaker 8>A podcast by a couple of mies.

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<v Speaker 6>Make sure you get to follow on your podcast