Speaker 1: Hi, guys, You've got some grave news. Mitchell, Do you
Speaker 1: want to do the honors? No? No, I don't.
Speaker 2: Before we get started, Mitchell, I believe you've got something
Speaker 2: to fess up to.
Speaker 1: Guys, you'll only notice the price keeper Jenna towards the
Speaker 1: end of this episode. She was here for the whole
Speaker 1: recording for the entire show. She was actually early, quite punctual,
Speaker 1: but I've I made a mistake and I forgot to
Speaker 1: record her microphone in the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you'll hear her laughing in the background, just
Speaker 2: not actually recording. But it's still a great episode. Eventually
Speaker 2: you realize you weren't recording her in so she'll just
Speaker 2: randomly appear at the end.
Speaker 1: I really do apologize. There was a lot going on,
Speaker 1: and if it was going to happen to anyone, of
Speaker 1: course it's Jenna. It's a great episode, nonetheless, but she
Speaker 1: definitely appears towards the end and the.
Speaker 2: Episode where I'm expected to be lifting your probation.
Speaker 1: Oh, what's already been recorded? Now you can't go back.
Speaker 1: What's Mitch's decision? Well, you'll have to listen to the
Speaker 1: episode to find out. People do some weird shit television
Speaker 1: legend Marianne Kenney fell several meters from a trapeze while
Speaker 1: performing in the musical Pippot.
Speaker 3: Some thinkings make more sense than others. Bring Pikes, nurseriescy pikes.
Speaker 4: P y k e sky why I ky as in
Speaker 4: kill Hey?
Speaker 5: Why okay?
Speaker 6: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 3: Food?
Speaker 2: Why is your life so expensive?
Speaker 3: I'm not even having a good child.
Speaker 7: This is.
Speaker 5: Just to buy a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: What about me?
Speaker 8: Don't forget China?
Speaker 1: No he is MIXTUREI and episode eighty. I went to
Speaker 1: a school with a girl named Katie. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't think of a rhyme in time. Hello, Mitchell Case.
Speaker 2: I have not if you started doing the rhyming thing,
Speaker 2: but I didn't think of a rhyme in time. Rhyme.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's a crime not to think of a rhyme
Speaker 1: in time? And eightieth all the same, Happy we made it.
Speaker 1: Let's get the prune juice out and I don't know
Speaker 1: our pois pads and celebrate before we cart it. Mitchell,
Speaker 1: I think did you bring this up on an episode
Speaker 1: or someone else did that. There's a number of episodes
Speaker 1: that podcasts get to that is like the breaking point. Yeah, thirty.
Speaker 2: No, there's kind of like this theory in the podcast
Speaker 2: world that you get a twenty episode burnout, whether you
Speaker 2: can push through that or not. Yeah, eighty, So we've
Speaker 2: burnt out three times over.
Speaker 1: Double that for you was I've just checked. This is
Speaker 1: the episode that could have ended us, Katie Perry cancels
Speaker 1: on combs.
Speaker 2: Do you know what that was the first episode we
Speaker 2: did where we were all feeling really miserable about coronavirus.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, and we were just so down in the
Speaker 2: dumps that episode, Oh yeah, I could have ended it.
Speaker 2: And now here we are, all the episodes later, sixty
Speaker 2: episodes later. If my math is correct, I think we're right,
Speaker 2: we're in the same scenario. Can I just say lockdowns
Speaker 2: get to me? It finally is.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Lockdown's got to me. I am cooked.
Speaker 2: Do you know what really really did it for me?
Speaker 2: This whole wave, this new lockdown in Sydney and elsewhere.
Speaker 2: This whole time, I've been kind of selfish and a
Speaker 2: bit ignorant in that I've just not been watching the
Speaker 2: news or whatever. Yep, but I kept hearing about, oh,
Speaker 2: the situation in Afghanistan, Afghanistan. I was like, I've got
Speaker 2: no idea what's going on? And oh my god, didn't
Speaker 2: that bring me down. I spent like maybe three hours
Speaker 2: on YouTube catching up and all the news reports about
Speaker 2: what's going on with Afghanistan and the Taliban, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, this is a weird feeling
Speaker 2: of helplessness that I am not comfortable with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I listened to an ABC podcast and had a
Speaker 1: whole day of dread thinking about what's going on in Afghanistan.
Speaker 1: That's horrific, But then it also puts things in perspective
Speaker 1: for you. Then hear about people who are dying of
Speaker 1: COVID in Sydney with the outbreak, It's like, far out
Speaker 1: here we are worrying about, you know, now little podcasts,
Speaker 1: when this is happening in the world. It's grim times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not worried about our little podcast, did you.
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: Jenna whispered to me before the show started, and she's
Speaker 1: got some concerns which will flag after the episode, which
Speaker 1: is very big. By the way, today is the day
Speaker 1: that I.
Speaker 8: Will leave probation.
Speaker 2: Well, it remains to be seen. Remember this was your
Speaker 2: chance to get out of probation. You've been doing a
Speaker 2: brilliant job as our guest booker. You've been booking guests
Speaker 2: after guests. You've been on a real role. And I said, okay,
Speaker 2: one more, and so this with your due date episode eighty,
Speaker 2: have you got a big guest coming up?
Speaker 1: Yes, my guest is lined up and I'm very excited
Speaker 1: for them to come on the show and it will
Speaker 1: get me out of probation. I'm extremely confident it is
Speaker 1: a guest that I would say is up there with
Speaker 1: the most requested special guests from our listeners. Okay, but
Speaker 1: not only do I have a guest, you've turned up
Speaker 1: and decided to bring two of your own as well. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So this had nothing to do with my doubt that
Speaker 2: you wouldn't pull through with a guest. But I thought
Speaker 2: for our eightieth episode we should do something special Eighties themed.
Speaker 2: So later we've got a top five Eighties songs. You're
Speaker 2: going to be doing that segment, and guess who our
Speaker 2: special guest rankers are going to be. They're going to
Speaker 2: play the songs, they're going to decide the top five list.
Speaker 2: Guess who they are.
Speaker 1: Jenna's employers, that's right, her bosses, Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 2: Jonesy and Amanda they're radio royalty.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Maybe it optometrists and hit replacement clinics.
Speaker 2: But Michel, excuse me, you're meant to be honing your
Speaker 2: gift for talking the guests up, don't be.
Speaker 1: These are your guests, so you can talk them up
Speaker 1: and I can be the obnoxious will Obviously.
Speaker 2: With the top five eighties songs, I thought, who are
Speaker 2: eighties music experts that I know? And obviously they've been
Speaker 2: working on WSFM for years. So whatever songs we nominate
Speaker 2: from the eighties, chances are they've played them like hundreds
Speaker 2: of times in their career.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're right, Hey, can I ask Mitch? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is your guest more or less of a celebrity than
Speaker 2: Jones and Amanda?
Speaker 1: No, they are. They are more of a celebrity one
Speaker 1: hundred percent. They're definitely bigger and more well known to
Speaker 1: our demographic similar age bracket.
Speaker 2: All right, there you go. Well, it's guests galore today,
Speaker 2: Mitchell's mystery guest and Jones and Amanda.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a big show. Happy eighty, Happy
Speaker 1: eightym If it's your first time listening, welcome to Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Every week, Mitch and I bring an
Speaker 1: IgM ijm.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Get it?
Speaker 1: It's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. And
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know. Mitch's into the
Speaker 1: base of the show. It's a little springboard if you like.
Speaker 1: And mine mine is something that I don't know why
Speaker 1: if I think. I read it on Twitter and it
Speaker 1: blew my mind. It was one of those things that
Speaker 1: made me think, Holy shit, I've been doing this wrong
Speaker 1: my whole life.
Speaker 2: Oh, another thing you're doing wrong. Your list is just getting.
Speaker 1: So I know, I know what's yours.
Speaker 2: Mine is, I don't know. Do you want to just
Speaker 2: tell you now? I can tell you right now? Her
Speaker 2: first Yeah, hit it, Bradley.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you love a female with a deep voice?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: So, I saw a TikTok the other day about this
Speaker 2: girl feeling a bit insecure about how deep her voice is,
Speaker 2: and there are quite a few comments kind of, you know,
Speaker 2: giving her a bit of flack for it. It was
Speaker 2: from shar Mac ninety eight. Here it is, I.
Speaker 3: Personally don't think I have a masculine voice.
Speaker 9: I think it's just a deeper tone of a feminine voice,
Speaker 9: like yeah, it may not be like your average calling
Speaker 9: Sarah's voice, and it's my voice.
Speaker 1: I saw that in my FIP. I mean, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not a stereotypical female voice what people would assume
Speaker 1: to be a feminine voice.
Speaker 2: It really stands out, doesn't it. Yeah, but people were
Speaker 2: kind of making fun of her for a deep voice,
Speaker 2: and I thought, babes, don't worry about those motherfuckers. I
Speaker 2: love a female with a deep voice, you know, whose
Speaker 2: voice has like gotten way deeper over time.
Speaker 1: Are you going to say, Lady Gaga.
Speaker 2: No, but I didn't even think of that as an example.
Speaker 2: That's a great example. But the example I was going
Speaker 2: to say is Detective Olivia Benson on Laura Order SVU. Oh,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm watching all the later seasons, which
Speaker 2: I'm assuming you guys haven't seen, but oh my god,
Speaker 2: she's gotten so manly, like she's more manly than me.
Speaker 1: Well the bar's low, but yes, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming that you guys would have in your lifetime
Speaker 2: seen at least one early Days sv channel ten or something.
Speaker 2: So tell me if this is pretty much how you
Speaker 2: remember her voice to be back in the day.
Speaker 1: We have people at your apartment right now, collecting evidence,
Speaker 1: every glass, every bottle of booze, every pill bottle.
Speaker 10: I guess his fingerprints are going.
Speaker 11: To be on him.
Speaker 12: Chat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that voice.
Speaker 2: So that's yep, that's the og Olivia Benson. Well, this
Speaker 2: is what she sounds like. Now, Stabler, get it out, now,
Speaker 2: get out.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: See I'm like, babes, how many darts are you?
Speaker 1: Been? Tough? And but I love it. The criminal justice
Speaker 1: system has taken its toll.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she's been promoted. She's Captain Benson now
Speaker 2: not a detective.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, the stress has just made her voice go.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: Well, Sophie Monkey we've had on the show has a
Speaker 1: has a famously deep voice. Nat pen File, there you go.
Speaker 1: Guest on the show all the time has a deep voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they both do. And Miley Cyrus of course another example.
Speaker 2: But it's interesting. The University of South Australia did a
Speaker 2: study on this and they reckon that women now speak
Speaker 2: at a deeper pitch than their mothers and grandmothers would
Speaker 2: have done thanks to the changing power dynamics between men
Speaker 2: and women. Love that a deeper tone in the workplace, projects,
Speaker 2: authority and dominance, while a deeper voice can be considered
Speaker 2: less sexually attractive to men who cares. Who cares what
Speaker 2: they think?
Speaker 1: So it could be evolutionary.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, I love that.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you another woman with a deep voice
Speaker 2: that I love?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Nony Hazelhurst, Oh, her Logi's succeptance speech was iconic, that
Speaker 2: ossy actress she used to be on play school. I
Speaker 2: have an example. Actually, do you remember a few years
Speaker 2: ago when she read that parody bedtime story called Go
Speaker 2: the fuck to Sleep?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It was so funny, but made all the more better
Speaker 2: by her deep, booming voice.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 7: The story today is about a little baby who doesn't
Speaker 7: want to go to sleep, and the baby is making.
Speaker 2: Mommy and daddy very tired. Do you know a baby
Speaker 2: like that?
Speaker 3: Here's the story.
Speaker 7: The cats nestle close to their kittens. Lambs have lain
Speaker 7: down with the sheep.
Speaker 3: No fall sleep.
Speaker 7: You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear, Please
Speaker 7: go the fact to sleep. The tiger reclines in the
Speaker 7: simmering jungle. The sparrow has silenced her cheap. Fuck your
Speaker 7: stuffed bear, I'm not getting you shit. Close your eyes
Speaker 7: cut the crap sleep.
Speaker 2: Wasn't it so much more comforting having a deep, booming
Speaker 2: voice from a woman?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It just sits right.
Speaker 2: So any females out there that have a deep voice,
Speaker 2: don't be insecure. You know it'll get you far. I
Speaker 2: think it's a good thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and vice versa. I mean, Mike, sure, you're the
Speaker 1: leaders of the men with female voices.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 1: Bro, All right, ready for mine?
Speaker 2: Yep, go for it?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Did you not realize that thirty
Speaker 1: chance of rain means thirty chance of coverage?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Now, let me explain. When you are going out for
Speaker 1: the day and you're going and check the weather and
Speaker 1: it says thirty percent chance thirty percent rain, do you
Speaker 1: also think like I do in the majority, think, oh,
Speaker 1: that means there's thirty percent chance that it will rain today.
Speaker 2: Which means there's a seventy percent chance will be dry
Speaker 2: as Yes, we're good correct.
Speaker 1: That is a common misconception because we are all wrong.
Speaker 1: That means it is going to rain in your area,
Speaker 1: but thirty percent of the rain will be where you are.
Speaker 1: Isn't that a mind fun now?
Speaker 2: I still yeah, it is, because I still don't get it. Okay,
Speaker 2: So so do you mean like if Tim Bailey, although
Speaker 2: he doesn't work, he got made redundant. Who's the weather
Speaker 2: person now I don't even know.
Speaker 1: Now tim Bailey does, Tim Bailey does to GB weather
Speaker 1: not anymore? Oh really, no, we got fired again? Oh
Speaker 1: fuck man.
Speaker 2: No he left of his own choosing this time, which
Speaker 2: is lovely it must But anyway.
Speaker 1: Z grade media gospel that no one listening won't care about.
Speaker 2: So anyway, let's just use him for example, because I
Speaker 2: can't think of anyone else. Let's say Tim Bailey's up there.
Speaker 2: This is my understanding because he says thirty percent chance
Speaker 2: of reign in Sydney. It means that on a map
Speaker 2: of Sydney only thirty percent of it will be wet.
Speaker 2: So like Penrith or Blacktown, whatever makes up thirty percent
Speaker 2: of Sydney?
Speaker 9: Is that not it?
Speaker 1: No? No, that is it?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So I've gone to the pleasure of googling other common
Speaker 1: life misconceptions. Okay, because apparently there's a lot of things
Speaker 1: that we're getting wrong. Common misconception everyone says, do not
Speaker 1: wake a sleepwalker. You know, when someone's sleepwalking, they go
Speaker 1: you don't wake them.
Speaker 2: Why is that freak out?
Speaker 1: The true answer is they will not have a heart
Speaker 1: attack or be put into coma. They'll simply be confused,
Speaker 1: and it's pleasant for them not to wake them. So
Speaker 1: there is no medical or scientific reason for you not to.
Speaker 2: So that's why they say not to wake them, because
Speaker 2: they might flip out and like cow would punch you
Speaker 2: right there on your kitchen.
Speaker 1: Yes, and if you ever come across a sleep walker
Speaker 1: on King's Cross, do not go to them.
Speaker 2: But that's not true.
Speaker 1: Now, that's not true. It's not true. What about this.
Speaker 1: You can touch a baby bird without its mother abandoning
Speaker 1: it when you're in the playground and there was a
Speaker 1: little finch chirping in the ground and the teacher, don't
Speaker 1: you touch it, mamma. Birds can smell the scent of
Speaker 1: humans and it will kill it. Did you ever get that?
Speaker 2: I got that with sheep, and I think it was true.
Speaker 2: Like really, we used to wear gloves when we were
Speaker 2: marking lambs sometimes, yeah, partially because they were covered in
Speaker 2: fucking birds. And it was just like you'd get scratched
Speaker 2: to the Jesus when you were picking up lambs. But
Speaker 2: if you pick up a newborn lamb and you get
Speaker 2: your cent all over it. Apparently the mom's like, that's
Speaker 2: not mine. It abandons it for its death.
Speaker 1: That's awful. What about this? Ready, this one blew my mind.
Speaker 1: Breakfast is not the most important meal of the day. No,
Speaker 1: that was a slogan bought by Kellogg's. They paid marketers
Speaker 1: to come up with a slogan in the seventies and
Speaker 1: that was their marketing campaign and it caught on culturally.
Speaker 1: So people think breakfast is the most important meal of
Speaker 1: the day. But that's just Kellogg's marketing.
Speaker 2: All meals matter.
Speaker 1: AML.
Speaker 2: Oh, No, that's the wrong acrodymil, it's amm.
Speaker 1: What about this one? Ryan, Fish in fact have a
Speaker 1: three year memory, not a three second memory.
Speaker 2: Do that, Well, it can't be that long.
Speaker 1: Apparently it was from a Disney film that was a
Speaker 1: line and people just took it on his Bible and
Speaker 1: they believed it. But fish have great memories. They did not,
Speaker 1: in fact have three second flash memories.
Speaker 2: I think you're maybe the one that's taking on Bs's
Speaker 2: Bible now because I heard recently, god knows where I
Speaker 2: heard this that they did a study on fish and
Speaker 2: like trying to learn their behaviors and see if they
Speaker 2: could remember things, and their memory was more like a
Speaker 2: few minutes, not three seconds, but definitely not three years.
Speaker 1: Well, the story is correct that they're not just three seconds.
Speaker 1: It's a stupid line from a child's film. What about this?
Speaker 1: Tomato is a fruit? Do we know that not a
Speaker 1: vegetable tomato is a fruit?
Speaker 2: What always trips me out when I remember that eggs
Speaker 2: aren't dairy? Oh? Where the fuck do you put them
Speaker 2: on the food pyramid if not the dairy category?
Speaker 1: Yeah, very true? What are they then?
Speaker 2: They're literally a fetus?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, jingle bells? Get this right? Was written for Halloween?
Speaker 2: What how does that fit Halloween at all?
Speaker 1: It's not a Christmas song.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen anyone on Halloween dashing through the
Speaker 2: snow into one horse open sleigh?
Speaker 1: No you have not, but one horse open sleigh has rainbee?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're wrong, But it's a sleigh. No
Speaker 2: one uses the word sleigh except mister and missus clause.
Speaker 1: An annoying gay man.
Speaker 8: You're listening to?
Speaker 3: Is it just me who doesn't love some free shit?
Speaker 3: All you have to do is leave?
Speaker 1: Okay, ill, let's do some reviews. Need I remind you
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Speaker 2: Isn't it odd that he's been listening since day one
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Speaker 14: Hey?
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Speaker 1: Five out of our fucking seven days is spent worrying, planning,
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Speaker 2: The least you could do for a bit of a thtretch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you ranted last week, so I thought it
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Speaker 1: Jonesy Jones and Amanda Because right now it's time for
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Speaker 11: I'm clapping myself.
Speaker 9: He is pleasure to have you here, guys.
Speaker 11: And Jenez too. Jonesy please because it's a couple of
Speaker 11: mitches and Jenner is it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just inserted herself into the show. It's our podcast technically,
Speaker 2: but we actually like her, so we just let it happen.
Speaker 1: She started behind the glass, and then about ten episodes
Speaker 1: in she was sort of at the door, and then
Speaker 1: fifteen in she was at the chair, and then by
Speaker 1: twenty she had a microphone.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and by thirty it'll be Jenna and a couple
Speaker 11: of mitches.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we had to put her in a
Speaker 1: coffin maybe twenty episodes ago. You guys across that Jenna
Speaker 1: in a coffin.
Speaker 14: No, oh yeah, I was in a coffin for an hour.
Speaker 5: Shod you go?
Speaker 8: Was fine?
Speaker 11: Did it freak you out?
Speaker 1: No, that's because you're weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly right. Everyone was like watching the video, going,
Speaker 2: I'm so coaustrophobic. Jenna's like, I'm fine.
Speaker 11: She did a living room thing where one of the
Speaker 11: products was that they put your picture onto a coffin,
Speaker 11: so they had a coffin with my smiling face off,
Speaker 11: and Miguel, who's very superstitious as a Spaniard, just couldn't
Speaker 11: even be in the room. It was crossing himself that
Speaker 11: the strangest thing to see. Yeah, I wouldn't get in
Speaker 11: it funnily.
Speaker 5: Jennifer on her own.
Speaker 1: So that's what's so exciting to have you here. We
Speaker 1: all work in the same building, so it's the ar
Speaker 1: n Umbrella brand, but we do this podcast. We adore you,
Speaker 1: We admire you. I'm a radio nerd, Mitch is a
Speaker 1: radio nerd, and we've been to that, the two of
Speaker 1: you for years.
Speaker 11: So it's very kind of you.
Speaker 2: And finally enough, when we needed eighties music experts, you
Speaker 2: were the first people we thought of that.
Speaker 13: Well, that's in our wheelhouse.
Speaker 11: That is in our wheelhouse, particularly yours Brandan.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm a big ninety you know what, I'm really
Speaker 4: am a big fan of nineties and it's a really
Speaker 4: small window.
Speaker 13: It's like nineteen ninety six to nineteen ninety nine. Just
Speaker 13: on the past two thousand. There was a great era
Speaker 13: of like the nickel Backs, yeah, and Spice Girl, the Creeds.
Speaker 4: No, I'm talking about rock talking about that the rock,
Speaker 4: but Spice Girls were there, but there was you know
Speaker 4: all those sort of like Hell and Bottom.
Speaker 2: And you know when Shanai Twain came under the.
Speaker 4: That was when she had If you're not in It
Speaker 4: for Love, I'm Out of Here. That was her first
Speaker 4: That was her first break in.
Speaker 11: That's the nineties. Though, you're saying, do you want to
Speaker 11: play about eighties?
Speaker 2: Yes, for our eightieth episode, we're doing the top five.
Speaker 11: Eighty song more eighties because were my formative dancing years
Speaker 11: at disco. At the disco, it wasn't called I was
Speaker 11: pre disco. This was just where we'd go out dancing
Speaker 11: around the handbags. But I had my head kind of
Speaker 11: shaved like flock of seagulls, and it was all it
Speaker 11: was a that was I was the new wave here
Speaker 11: punk was there was there, Hey guys, would you mind
Speaker 11: wearing a ruffled shirt?
Speaker 1: And then that it was the distinction, got it? You
Speaker 1: would have known all the songs would have been new
Speaker 1: for you at the time because you're on radio. When
Speaker 1: did you start on I started in nineteen ninety, but
Speaker 1: yeah it was. But I was.
Speaker 4: I used to work in a disco down the snow
Speaker 4: called the Schlos Bar.
Speaker 13: What as.
Speaker 2: I can't say that with my lisp.
Speaker 4: I was the DJ down there and the big song
Speaker 4: at the time was Chain Reaction by Diana Ross.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, filler.
Speaker 4: That was a floor filler. Commun arts, don't leave me
Speaker 4: this way. It was a massive floor filler.
Speaker 11: I think when people are drinking in the snow, you know,
Speaker 11: you could put the seekers on and people would dance curiously.
Speaker 13: Though, what's it called bon Jovi Living on a Prayer?
Speaker 4: That came out at that time, but it never really
Speaker 4: filled the floor as it does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. The strangest thing, it's kind of like
Speaker 2: Dale Well bothwaite the Horse many years after it was
Speaker 2: actually released, and.
Speaker 1: Now all these songs are being remixed and we're playing
Speaker 1: them on our radio stations. Very weird, strange times, strange times.
Speaker 1: That's why we thought we'd get you an Euoka Jenna
Speaker 1: having your bosses.
Speaker 14: You know, I'm been uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Just said to me on the weekend, can she take
Speaker 4: our action figures a man to course them dollies? You
Speaker 4: might have sent him in our TV and I have
Speaker 4: seen them that She said, can I take them home
Speaker 4: and film them this weekend?
Speaker 8: I enjoy playing with them?
Speaker 11: What can I mine? Came back with its belt loose.
Speaker 2: I'm not curious, she's learning, You're curious.
Speaker 1: I've been on this podcast all right?
Speaker 5: Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Because I've got so We've each brought two songs. So
Speaker 1: I brought to Mitch, is brought.
Speaker 11: To j The fifth one is your favorite eighties songs?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Great, and what would you like us to do?
Speaker 2: Well, after you've heard them all, you can rank them
Speaker 2: one to five. You just throw the top five in order.
Speaker 1: So we will begin. This is my first song, so
Speaker 1: we'll let it play out. It's before the hook, as
Speaker 1: we call.
Speaker 12: It up to the hook hook, Here we go, call me,
Speaker 12: am I.
Speaker 5: You don't have to see.
Speaker 13: Such a range.
Speaker 5: Mitch so excited to show it off. That's mine, isn't
Speaker 5: that brilliant?
Speaker 11: I love that song.
Speaker 13: That is that's a great song from the movie American,
Speaker 13: great film.
Speaker 2: When she says called me. That was something completely different
Speaker 2: in the eighties. Phones, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 11: There was one phone in the house and you had
Speaker 11: to We had a code word. If you're talking to
Speaker 11: a boy, you'd say I'm doing the washing up, which
Speaker 11: meant mum's listening.
Speaker 1: Hold on, so if you were on the phone in
Speaker 1: the bedroom, you could hear the conversation of the other room.
Speaker 11: No phone in the bedroom. There was one phone in
Speaker 11: the middle of the house in a hallway and a
Speaker 11: phone table, and you had to sit at that little
Speaker 11: table for any phone conversation, and you had to.
Speaker 4: You had to ask your parents if you could use
Speaker 4: the phone. Yeah, and really thirty Mum, could I use
Speaker 4: the phone?
Speaker 11: No, Betty's phoning, so be quick.
Speaker 2: Do you find it weird that people's attitudes towards phone
Speaker 2: calls have changed completely because now people just watch their
Speaker 2: iPhones ring and just choose to ignore it. Home phones,
Speaker 2: it was like, drop everything, we can't miss this call.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And the curious thing is with my friends and maybe
Speaker 4: this is a reflection of me. But we'll be talking
Speaker 4: about something and in the group of people you'll say,
Speaker 4: they'll ask your.
Speaker 13: Opinion about something. Yeah, and then as soon as you
Speaker 13: start talking, they'll start scrollings with the phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 13: And people's attention spans.
Speaker 4: Has now dropped to about five seconds. You got five
Speaker 4: seconds to get a pitch.
Speaker 2: Sorry, completely, you really lost all right?
Speaker 1: Song number two is still mine already shower wait for
Speaker 1: the head drop.
Speaker 3: As we were.
Speaker 11: Working, Jonesy and I use as a little as Alzheimer's test.
Speaker 12: We have to do all the lefts from beginning to end.
Speaker 13: A couple of.
Speaker 5: Many of your face is dripping. That's a palsy.
Speaker 11: That's different.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 5: Isn't that a good song?
Speaker 11: That's a great song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it still stands up. Dolly's around, still going,
Speaker 1: Dolly is still going.
Speaker 5: She's iconic. So that they're my two picks.
Speaker 13: Okay, I love that.
Speaker 5: So Brendan's got Brendan.
Speaker 13: I like it.
Speaker 1: That's like when you call your dad his first name.
Speaker 11: They felt very weird, call the teacher mom.
Speaker 13: I like it. So what do I do? I have
Speaker 13: to say?
Speaker 11: No, don't get no.
Speaker 5: I've got to hear all of them. Do you want
Speaker 5: to do your little pream?
Speaker 2: Yes? So my first one, I'm a bit uncertain about it,
Speaker 2: but it's a n ausy one. I wanted to throw
Speaker 2: an assy one in there. It's got like a bit
Speaker 2: of a sentimental background. It was like we had this
Speaker 2: home video when I was growing up of mom and
Speaker 2: dad dancing in the laundroom and it was just so
Speaker 2: wholesome and lovely. Mum had the tea towel in her hand.
Speaker 2: She'd just taken a brief moment from you know, being
Speaker 2: a busy mum to just dance with her husband in
Speaker 2: the loundroom. And it was to this song throw your
Speaker 2: Arms around Me and collectors.
Speaker 13: Beautiful song and I'll shout summer.
Speaker 11: I've got a story for this song to do you stuff?
Speaker 11: Good story?
Speaker 1: What's your story?
Speaker 11: Mine is that when my husband, who was my boyfriend
Speaker 11: at the time, came to my place to propose to me,
Speaker 11: and he was at the door in a suit, and
Speaker 11: he had a bag with him, and I said, what's happened?
Speaker 11: Where are you're going? And he said, I've just no,
Speaker 11: I need to come in for a second. And he
Speaker 11: came in and he opened up the bag and there
Speaker 11: was a bunch of carnations and a bottle of champagne
Speaker 11: and he got down in his hands and knee not
Speaker 11: I said, And he said, will you marry me? And
Speaker 11: so I went put on a bride'smaid's dress that I'd
Speaker 11: worn a few months before, and we put this song
Speaker 11: on repeat. This song I think of that.
Speaker 13: And didn't he say, to you with the flowers, get
Speaker 13: used to it.
Speaker 11: No, that was the first time we ever went out.
Speaker 11: He brought me a bunch of flowers. He said, get
Speaker 11: used to them. And I've never had any sense and
Speaker 11: he said, well, I meant that bunch.
Speaker 13: And didn't you have it off in the in the
Speaker 13: pile of old wedding dresses.
Speaker 11: No, I had that bride'smaid's dress on dress?
Speaker 5: Do you have dressed?
Speaker 11: I just went I had it off in that dress. Then,
Speaker 11: thanks for the information.
Speaker 1: Just then was still playing?
Speaker 5: Was this song still playing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Probably well for three minutes if rating as you can
Speaker 11: imagine a bridesmaid's dress to the dry cleaner. That look
Speaker 11: like it's been news.
Speaker 5: All right, good pick, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: That I feel like I've won Amanda over because now
Speaker 2: I do love a ballad. So my other pick is
Speaker 2: also a big belter, total eclipse of.
Speaker 1: The heart.
Speaker 8: To look in your.
Speaker 5: You a man that could do this.
Speaker 1: Actually, this banger, this is my karaoke.
Speaker 11: Wow, these are.
Speaker 4: Great song and Rod Stewart could have sang that song
Speaker 4: and they could have gone on the road as a
Speaker 4: tourist and presented by Fisherman's friends or suitors.
Speaker 2: We're gonna rk higher than yours, just quietly.
Speaker 5: Pop radio, guys. That's just popposite got My songs were
Speaker 5: as popposite God.
Speaker 1: In those times.
Speaker 5: Fair enough, all right, I'm ready, Jennery?
Speaker 1: Are you ready for your life? I am?
Speaker 14: I think the last one is the best one.
Speaker 10: I'm not even going to explain it, just.
Speaker 5: Play it itself.
Speaker 13: A water boys.
Speaker 2: The hell is this?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 1: Hold on, give it some.
Speaker 13: The water boys.
Speaker 5: And I've never heard this in my.
Speaker 11: Life never You know, you're lacky, exactly.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's Jenna's old soul plumbing through.
Speaker 4: Cheer your bucket and the weird that came like a comet.
Speaker 5: You're still talking about a man.
Speaker 1: That's not an address. Oh well, that's who is there?
Speaker 11: Mentioned your the water boys?
Speaker 2: The water All right, there we go.
Speaker 5: All right, you've got them there.
Speaker 2: Who do you want us to give? Your time to deliberate?
Speaker 13: We're doing this as an individual.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like this headphones.
Speaker 11: If pretend we're not here, I know what you're going
Speaker 11: to do.
Speaker 14: Use it.
Speaker 11: I'll put it together and then we'll hand that in.
Speaker 5: That's what you want to.
Speaker 4: Do, what you would do, and I would imagine that
Speaker 4: to me is how I'm thinking. That's how it could
Speaker 4: be with the possibility of that as a change.
Speaker 5: I'm not looking.
Speaker 10: I'm scared.
Speaker 13: What do you think?
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't forget the first ones?
Speaker 1: So there we have it.
Speaker 5: Time do you want us to open.
Speaker 13: Open your eyes?
Speaker 1: All right, hold on, we'll do a we'll do a
Speaker 1: drum roll, and if you want to announce it.
Speaker 11: You're going to Go Radio five to one.
Speaker 4: All right, okay, okay, coming in at number five as
Speaker 4: good as it is.
Speaker 13: It's a bit of an album track.
Speaker 1: The whole of the Moon, Jenna, we love that.
Speaker 13: Part to the Clips of the Heart. Coming in at number.
Speaker 11: Four the other day that would be number one.
Speaker 4: Is a chury pick call me Blondie. Yeah please, it's
Speaker 4: Saturday number two. It's throw your arms around.
Speaker 3: Me, my god.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, the.
Speaker 2: Lyrics, you've got it.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's so good. Have you ever interviewed? I don't
Speaker 5: want to interviewed? Do was it?
Speaker 11: This year?
Speaker 1: This last year?
Speaker 11: This year over the zoom? It was Christmas. She got
Speaker 11: her book out of all those songs that she printed
Speaker 11: them in a beautiful book, and we interviewed her and
Speaker 11: could see her. We did a zoom thing.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 11: It was a highlight of my life. She was so charming.
Speaker 13: She really is amazing.
Speaker 11: I calm through the years and all the right reasons.
Speaker 4: Do you The song Islands in the Stream, which is
Speaker 4: sung with Kenny, was written by Barry Gibb.
Speaker 14: Mitch, do you know who Barry GiB is?
Speaker 4: Of course, yeah, so they he didn't have anyone to
Speaker 4: and Lionel Richie was originally going to sing Islands in
Speaker 4: the Street, a very different VI and Lionel said, I
Speaker 4: want to sing this, and then Barry rang Kenny can
Speaker 4: he rogers really and said you get someone?
Speaker 13: Do you know, could we get Dolly partner sing this
Speaker 13: with you?
Speaker 4: And he said, well, I'll go and ask her, and
Speaker 4: Kenny went into the bathroom where Dolly was.
Speaker 11: She was in the bar the point he was recording
Speaker 11: at her studio. It wasn't that they were living together
Speaker 11: and sharing a toilet, but she was in the bath
Speaker 11: and he walked in and you're over egging.
Speaker 13: The Islands in the Street.
Speaker 11: That's a visual joke he's making there.
Speaker 13: That's that's great.
Speaker 1: I think Amanda is the Mitchell and I'm the Jones
Speaker 1: of our show. It's very I found the dynamic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so true. Actually, I'm here.
Speaker 1: J's playing with the dollar. Yeah, it's too.
Speaker 2: Actually, Amanda often calls you by your full name, Brendan.
Speaker 2: I know his name. I'm like Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Skuld Intelligence, Intelligence, the cute one always in front of
Speaker 1: you in the foreground of the marketing pictures. It's my work.
Speaker 2: It's the hype.
Speaker 9: Guys.
Speaker 2: You gotta go.
Speaker 5: I mean, and I have very similar haircuts. You have
Speaker 5: the same hairdresser.
Speaker 11: I think, well, wow, you cut jones Is. Have you
Speaker 11: seen the back of it? Have a look turned around
Speaker 11: the back. That was unfortunate. I didn't know what guard
Speaker 11: was supposed to go on.
Speaker 1: It's a thing.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's a that's a look at brain injury thing.
Speaker 5: This was so fun for us. What a true thank
Speaker 5: you for being here.
Speaker 11: I love that thank you? Why do we do songs
Speaker 11: of the nineteen twenties?
Speaker 3: Next?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Nice? Bring to mind?
Speaker 13: So I'm going backtown strutters ball.
Speaker 5: I'm picking the last post.
Speaker 1: That's my hit. O.
Speaker 9: Hey, before we.
Speaker 2: Let you go, I wanted to ask one question of you, Amanda.
Speaker 2: We've got a lot of young listeners, a lot of
Speaker 2: them females, So I thought, let's absorb some Amanda Keller wisdom.
Speaker 11: What would you like to know?
Speaker 2: So let's just pretend you can go back to little
Speaker 2: Amanda Keller in her twenties. What advice would you give her?
Speaker 11: I would say, just go for it. Don't have any
Speaker 11: destination in mind. I always thought anxious that I didn't
Speaker 11: know what I wanted my career to be, what jobs
Speaker 11: I wanted, And so it's the side doors for me
Speaker 11: where all the adventure has come and that's what I
Speaker 11: think has given me my one hundred and fifty million
Speaker 11: year career or my longevity. That I just went sideways
Speaker 11: a lot and that saved me out. Did the proposal
Speaker 11: the front door, and then that's my other thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that Mitchell's careers over there.
Speaker 5: In that case, what.
Speaker 2: About twenty year old Jones? Any advice for him?
Speaker 4: When that thirty year old woman puts a hard word
Speaker 4: on you, we're nineteen, take her up.
Speaker 11: On it unless she's in a bridesmaid's dress.
Speaker 5: Can I say one thing very quickly?
Speaker 1: I know you have to go.
Speaker 5: But I used to work shy boys through and through,
Speaker 5: and I used.
Speaker 1: To work at Cole's in Southgate when I left school
Speaker 1: and I worked there and and I wanted to get
Speaker 1: into radio. It was an aspiration of money. I loved it,
Speaker 1: but I wasn't in it had no inn. And I
Speaker 1: was at Coles and my mom said, Jonesy lives in
Speaker 1: the Shire and his wife I always see her in
Speaker 1: asle three. She loves the broadbands. Maybe I'm embellishing And
Speaker 1: she said, if you ever get this woman held up
Speaker 1: an A four photo, this is this is Jonesy's wife.
Speaker 1: You put a hard word on her, and you say,
Speaker 1: I want a job with your husband.
Speaker 5: And you know, the day she came through, I packed
Speaker 5: it in.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: I knew it was her. I had this visual image
Speaker 1: of your beautiful wife in my mind. And I was
Speaker 1: there at the checkout. I was at eighteen scanning her items.
Speaker 5: Like a cholesterol diet to check out.
Speaker 1: And it's a meta musal. Yeah, And I said, I
Speaker 1: love to meet you. And you were there at the
Speaker 1: ATM getting a wad of cash off something. But you
Speaker 1: were there and I couldn't do it. I was terrified
Speaker 1: I should said, well, here we are. It came for
Speaker 1: look at that. But I had to tell you that
Speaker 1: my mum. I don't know why she knew that you
Speaker 1: lived in the area or who your wife was, but
Speaker 1: it's a local You're a local.
Speaker 13: Myth, a local myth, and she was.
Speaker 11: I said your wife was a myth as she was.
Speaker 2: Are you're mocking my listener.
Speaker 1: I don't know what was your number one?
Speaker 13: Russ?
Speaker 1: Nice?
Speaker 13: Come on and.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you so much for being here, guys.
Speaker 11: Well it was fun.
Speaker 2: Thank you, it's been amazing. We love you, guys.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 11: That was s great fun.
Speaker 2: I was robbed.
Speaker 3: You're listening to Is It Just Me?
Speaker 8: Podcast by a couple of midges.
Speaker 1: Oh they were lovely and as nice as Johnson and
Speaker 1: Mana were. It is my time to clear my name.
Speaker 2: And the big moment. There's been a lot of suspense.
Speaker 2: Will Mitch deliver with a big guest to get him
Speaker 2: out of probation? What do you got for us, Darlan?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you. I've worked day in and day
Speaker 1: out to organize a guest that will not only fulfill
Speaker 1: the needs to get me off probation, but to impress
Speaker 1: not only my co hosts the listeners at home. I've
Speaker 1: emailed locally, I've emailed abroad. I am now ready and
Speaker 1: thrilled to announce my guest for the show today. Ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, please be data, please welcome Is It Just Me?
Speaker 1: The podcast?
Speaker 5: Can I all go down with this?
Speaker 1: Ship? Did not.
Speaker 5: Answer? It's Hayden.
Speaker 1: Answer, Okay, it's Hayden Higson.
Speaker 2: I've just seen Hayden pop up on the them. Okay,
Speaker 2: not Dieto, but equally exciting. Hello Hayden, welcome me.
Speaker 1: A good singing talent. I would say, hey, hate Tim
Speaker 1: oh ye, welcome at long last.
Speaker 2: What the fuck, Mitch you said that you've been scouting
Speaker 2: nationally and internationally. You literally just rolled over in bed
Speaker 2: and said they want to come on the podcast. Don't
Speaker 2: get me wrong, Hayden, this is not a letdown, and
Speaker 2: in fact, Mitch, you did good. Our listeners have been
Speaker 2: requesting that we get Hayden, your boyfriend on the show
Speaker 2: for a long time, So keep it ambiguous.
Speaker 1: But I know three female Haydens, so you know the
Speaker 1: audience could still wonder he has the listener. I get
Speaker 1: dms all the time. Bring your partner and bring them on,
Speaker 1: Bring they on, and I go shit while.
Speaker 2: We keep being ambiguous, but we all know that Hayden's
Speaker 2: your gay boyfriend who's dick you suck. Okay, you don't
Speaker 2: need to you don't need to keep it vague. Please, Hayden,
Speaker 2: It's a thrill to have you on the show. Mitch
Speaker 2: has told me that you have been nervous I had
Speaker 2: to come on in the past because you were worried
Speaker 2: I might ask invasive questions. So I want to begin
Speaker 2: by asking if you've ever bleaked your asshole.
Speaker 9: So we're going to begin with gold Digger let's get
Speaker 9: right into it, crazy, dear.
Speaker 1: No, because that was the original plan to get Hayden
Speaker 1: on for gold Digger. And he was like, what's gold Digger?
Speaker 1: Because Hayden famously has never heard an episode of this
Speaker 1: podcast in his shop.
Speaker 9: What the fuck? No, that's not true. I'm going to
Speaker 9: clear the air. I have listened. I just don't listen
Speaker 9: every episode.
Speaker 2: That's it, Hayden. Can I tell you some evidence that
Speaker 2: I have that you do not listen and you are,
Speaker 2: for what we call in the bees, a fake Stan.
Speaker 2: I listened to the podcast that you and your loving
Speaker 2: gay fag boyfriend Mitch did together.
Speaker 1: Yes, what they called again the Top one hundred.
Speaker 2: Yes, I listened to the Top one hundred. And there
Speaker 2: was a point where Mitch mentioned John Laws and you said,
Speaker 2: who the fuck's John Laws? Yeah, if you were a
Speaker 2: regular listener of ours, that would be no mystery, Dallen just.
Speaker 9: Saying yes, no, And I will say this. I was
Speaker 9: going through like igen before I hopped on today, just
Speaker 9: to sort of prepare myself and get a feel of
Speaker 9: what I was getting myself into. And I call myself googling, like,
Speaker 9: I not google it. I went on Instagram trying to
Speaker 9: find who John Laws were, and I was like, I'm.
Speaker 2: On Instagram, I'll give you the tip.
Speaker 5: Who is it?
Speaker 1: What is it? Isn't an award? What is it? It's
Speaker 1: a state of mind John Laws.
Speaker 9: Really it sounds like a Duke of Edinburgh equivalent.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, John Laws is like a the Kyle Sandalanz
Speaker 1: before Kyle Sandalans and Kyle a lot of his inspo
Speaker 1: from John Laws. He's on AM. He retired, had a
Speaker 1: massive fanfare, then came back a month later because he
Speaker 1: was bored.
Speaker 2: And so we shit, can him slash celebrate him a
Speaker 2: lot on this show called him last week. You know
Speaker 2: another thing I thought while listening to the Top one
Speaker 2: hundred with You Too, I thought, all these stories that
Speaker 2: Hayden's telling from when he was younger, I feel like
Speaker 2: we would have been best mates. And I was like, shit,
Speaker 2: why am I good friends with Mitch? I've got more
Speaker 2: in common with Hayden.
Speaker 1: What are some of the things that you related to
Speaker 1: did you?
Speaker 9: Did you also stuff like a lady like a topless
Speaker 9: ladies magazine into your showbacks?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes I did that. And then there was also being
Speaker 2: a big fan of all the TV countdowns like Rage
Speaker 2: that is my shit?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so much.
Speaker 2: If you, if Heaven forbid, one day, you and Hayden
Speaker 2: should call it quits. Am I still allowed to be
Speaker 2: friends of them? Or don't have to choose you in
Speaker 2: the divorce? Oh?
Speaker 1: Good point. I think I think you have to choose me.
Speaker 1: But I think if we would ever to break up, Hayden,
Speaker 1: it would be amicable and we we'd still be able
Speaker 1: to go to dinner together.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'd like to think so we're best friends.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's ever going to happen, though, you guys, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I haven't even entertained the idea that would. Now, why
Speaker 1: would you bring that up, Hayden?
Speaker 2: Would you want Mitch to propose to you hypothetically or
Speaker 2: would you ever be the one to do it?
Speaker 9: We've discussed so, I we have discussed this, and I
Speaker 9: have a very specific sort of series events that I
Speaker 9: would like to unfold. I would like Mitch to propose
Speaker 9: to me, but as he does, I happy to as
Speaker 9: so we both get a ring at them at that moment,
Speaker 9: and I think it'll be very I think we'll both
Speaker 9: know that it's coming at because you know, Mitch's all
Speaker 9: be fan of romantic gestures, and I feel like it's
Speaker 9: going to be like something very like over the top
Speaker 9: and big. But I also think we both come from
Speaker 9: families where we're going to ask each other's parents, and
Speaker 9: both of our parents can't lie, so I think we're
Speaker 9: both going to be able to like work out the situation.
Speaker 1: And you have to tell my dad, you cannot tell
Speaker 1: my mom.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what happened with your sister, right, Like your
Speaker 9: mom couldn't hide shit, so like rather in law to be.
Speaker 1: My mom was so upset, but he only got my
Speaker 1: dad's blessing because he couldn't trust me. We just went
Speaker 1: to dad, which is very fair and I completely agree.
Speaker 9: Yeah, what was it.
Speaker 2: Like, Hayden, when you were dating Mitch when he was
Speaker 2: still in the closet, because there was a period there
Speaker 2: where you guys were kind of like secret boyfriends and
Speaker 2: he hadn't told his family or anything.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, like it was it was very random. I
Speaker 9: had never dated anyone before that was still in the closet.
Speaker 9: But obviously, like it's such a traumatic experience, like actually
Speaker 9: coming out, and I think that with Mitch when I
Speaker 9: met him and his family. I kind of got it
Speaker 9: because they're so tight knit, Like I've never seen a
Speaker 9: family that close before, and so yeah, it was kind
Speaker 9: of strange. But I just kind of like, I don't know,
Speaker 9: I just tried to be as supportive as possible. But
Speaker 9: I kind of feel bad Mitch because I feel like, like,
Speaker 9: because of our relationship, it always put you in a
Speaker 9: position where you had to come out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I needed that. I needed that, and Mitch, you
Speaker 1: know me, you knew me at the time. I was
Speaker 1: I was just very happy to skate along like I
Speaker 1: was very I needed the push, and I think that's
Speaker 1: why it happened.
Speaker 2: Really like most people when they're coming out of the
Speaker 2: closet would take baby steps. Like they come out, they
Speaker 2: come to termine themselves. They come out, they start going
Speaker 2: on dates. You went from zero to one hundred. You
Speaker 2: were like, I'm straight, and then next minute, I'm in
Speaker 2: a committed relationship with a man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that relationship is not ending. Yeah. Yes, but
Speaker 1: it's not like I'm a fucking politician like I. People were.
Speaker 1: People weren't surprised, you know, they weren't blown out of
Speaker 1: the water that I had come out.
Speaker 9: I think some were surprised, though, Yeah, what about your family.
Speaker 1: No, my family was shocked. Yeah, they were not all
Speaker 1: of them, but some.
Speaker 2: And were you already out Hayden to family or did
Speaker 2: you have to come out as well.
Speaker 9: No, I was already out. I'd been out for a
Speaker 9: couple of years. I came out to my mom in
Speaker 9: like year twelve because I started to actually I started
Speaker 9: to build up like my friend group, and I was
Speaker 9: like becoming friends with a lot of girls. I went
Speaker 9: to an all boys private school, so like that was
Speaker 9: sort of the first time I really got to find
Speaker 9: who I was, was like actually hanging out with with girls.
Speaker 9: And because I was doing like the musical anyway that
Speaker 9: sh'ld have been signed one. Yeah, I remembered he was.
Speaker 9: I was worried to come out to my mom, as
Speaker 9: every kid would be worried to come out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So I took my mom to Chatswood Chase shopping Center
Speaker 9: and I told her that I was by in the
Speaker 9: food court, and I remember thinking, I want to do
Speaker 9: it in a public place because I if she gets mad,
Speaker 9: I don't want her to like yell, which is a
Speaker 9: very very sad thing to think about. But she was
Speaker 9: very lovely and very quickly after I came out to her, She,
Speaker 9: like my the school counselor who I was in at
Speaker 9: the time, told me that my mom had reached out
Speaker 9: to her to work out the best possible way that
Speaker 9: she could be supportive for me, so very sweet, like
Speaker 9: it was a good coming out.
Speaker 1: Isn't that nice?
Speaker 2: Lovely? Yeah, it's one of those things where it always
Speaker 2: it's more daunting in the lead up than the actual reality.
Speaker 2: In many cases, like Mitch, your family wouldn't have flipped
Speaker 2: out or anything, even though it was daunting to come out.
Speaker 1: Ah, it was not a positive point in my life.
Speaker 1: But they were fine after a good month or two.
Speaker 1: But it took them time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it took my family time too, But they didn't
Speaker 2: fucking kick me out, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, But Hayden's right. My family are
Speaker 1: very closed. They weren't upset that I was gay. I've
Speaker 1: got two gay uncles, but they were upset that I
Speaker 1: had not told them. I just took that very personally.
Speaker 2: How long had you and Hayden been dating in secrets
Speaker 2: before you came out? It was like a couple of months,
Speaker 2: I think, because I knew I was one of the
Speaker 2: privileged ones that knew.
Speaker 1: Mitchell like a month and a half. No, well, it
Speaker 1: was it was October that we started talking and then
Speaker 1: I didn't come out till till February.
Speaker 9: You no, no, no, I think you came out in
Speaker 9: January because you came out like the second we got
Speaker 9: home from our Melbourne holiday. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: You went on a secret.
Speaker 1: I haven't told this. This story is hellish. No, I
Speaker 1: haven't told this story.
Speaker 2: I've never told it Tory Hayden, and part of me
Speaker 2: still thinks it's too soon this story.
Speaker 1: This was the worst moment of my life. Now. I
Speaker 1: had come out, Hayden, because mom knew that I was gay,
Speaker 1: but she she didn't know that I was going away.
Speaker 1: So what happened was I'd come out. Oh no, I
Speaker 1: came out in December, the week before Christmas because Mum
Speaker 1: said you could have waited till after Christmas and stormed out.
Speaker 1: That's a very ray.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's not go into it. She's amazing and it
Speaker 1: was just the period anyway, You're.
Speaker 2: Like, Mum, it's very festive. I'm a ho ho ho.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I came out like early December, and then Hayden,
Speaker 1: I was still talking, and then we wanted to go
Speaker 1: on holiday and I had time off from radio, so
Speaker 1: Hayden and I book a trip, secret trip that Mitch
Speaker 1: knew about going to Melbourne together, and we were official.
Speaker 1: We were dating, and I told my mum and my
Speaker 1: dad that I was going alone and that I was
Speaker 1: seeing some friends, some radio friends, and it was going
Speaker 1: to be great.
Speaker 2: And instead you were bloody stabbing one up your favorite
Speaker 2: boyfriend the whole time.
Speaker 1: Instead, I blocked my family on social media on stories,
Speaker 1: and then continued to have a trip like normal, and
Speaker 1: I almost got away with it, except my mum was
Speaker 1: out with her best friend at dinner in Cronulla in
Speaker 1: the Shire, and Mum was like, oh, oh, Mitch's in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Her best friend was like, oh yeah, I've seen all
Speaker 1: these posts. He looks like he's having a great time.
Speaker 2: Because I forgot to Yeah, that's right, you forgot to
Speaker 2: block the best I've forgotten.
Speaker 1: To block the best friend and Turner shout out, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, Hayden and I were having the
Speaker 1: best time. And then Mum goes, oh, really, let me
Speaker 1: have a look. Let me have a look at some
Speaker 1: of those some of the photos put up and I'd
Speaker 1: sent mum photos of me in the moment and in
Speaker 1: the museum right, and I was there was like a
Speaker 1: funny backdrop. And also on my story, I tagged Hayden
Speaker 1: and on his profile Hit uploaded a photo with the
Speaker 1: same backdrop. So Mum went, oh, that boy, he is
Speaker 1: at the same place that Mitchell's at and we put
Speaker 1: two and two together. But then clock this, right, the
Speaker 1: waiter at the restaurant that your mum with that comes
Speaker 1: up and goes, welcome ladies. Yeah, the restaurant, mom is
Speaker 1: a welcome ladies. The alphabet street crininized, so great to
Speaker 1: have you shook your babies, so good to see you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, who are you looking at on your phone?
Speaker 2: And it was with the waiter. He sounds like a
Speaker 2: bit of a moo himself.
Speaker 1: He's gay.
Speaker 9: Yes, I kind of exit he's gay.
Speaker 1: We love him. And they're stalking Hayden's profile. Haven't really
Speaker 1: worked it out yet with that kind of sus and
Speaker 1: he goes, oh my god, how do you know Hayden Hickson,
Speaker 1: And my mum and Anne go, oh, we don't know,
Speaker 1: we don't, we we don't, we just we're just on
Speaker 1: his Instagram he's in Melbourne and Mum went, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: in Melbourne, I think, and and this guy went, yeah,
Speaker 1: he is in Melbourne. Mom went, do you know who
Speaker 1: he's there with? And Andrew went, yeah, he's there with
Speaker 1: his I think his new boyfriend, oh Penny drop yeah.
Speaker 1: And then this guy I think realized what he had done,
Speaker 1: and then he sent a message to Hayden and to
Speaker 1: Hayden going, Hi, is your boyfriend out? Is your boyfriends? Mum?
Speaker 1: Do she living? Is your boyfriend? Is he out of
Speaker 1: the class? Is your boyfriend's mum?
Speaker 14: Da?
Speaker 1: And then Mum to Spider sent me a photo of
Speaker 1: her and and the waiter are selfie going can't wait
Speaker 1: to meet this mystery boy, very passive, aggressive, and that's
Speaker 1: how she found out about Hayden.
Speaker 2: I remember after that, Mitch, you called me and you
Speaker 2: were like fuck.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was a hush. And then when I
Speaker 1: came back, Mum was so mad. It was an awful period.
Speaker 1: We don't like to relive it.
Speaker 5: Let's move on.
Speaker 1: Because we've moved past it. A Mum's so good now,
Speaker 1: but it was just you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are no issues now, but you know, it's
Speaker 2: always a bit prickly during that yeah fucking period, especially
Speaker 2: when you keep secrets. I know, I actually a question
Speaker 2: for you. Mitch tells us the story often about the
Speaker 2: first time you actually met face to face. We know
Speaker 2: that you met on Tinder, and he stalked the perimeter
Speaker 2: of your university like some predatory trying to match you desperately.
Speaker 1: Yes, very romantic trench coat.
Speaker 2: But the moment that you actually came face to face
Speaker 2: for the first time, he tells it in a very
Speaker 2: romantic way. Mitch zippy lips for a bit. I want
Speaker 2: to hear Hayden's perspective and see if they match, because
Speaker 2: we know you're a bit of an embellisher at times.
Speaker 1: I hadn't read the script the script I've just sent you,
Speaker 1: and you'll be look.
Speaker 9: I will say, I feel like when Mitch told stories,
Speaker 9: he embellishes a shitload, and I feel like sometimes I'm
Speaker 9: like this, like none of this is true, Like we've
Speaker 9: literally dialed it up at least seventy percent. But I
Speaker 9: will say the first time we met was legitimately like
Speaker 9: something out of a movie, and like I had never
Speaker 9: experienced anything like that before, which is probably why I
Speaker 9: was so infatuated with you. But yeah, He's right, like
Speaker 9: it was just a regular day we were we were
Speaker 9: just messaging. Suddenly we just kind of felt like we
Speaker 9: needed to see each other. And you know, like I mean,
Speaker 9: from my perspective, I was just lying in my bed
Speaker 9: just really hoping that I could see this guy. And
Speaker 9: I was kind of hoping that when I messaged him
Speaker 9: he was like around in the area because I knew
Speaker 9: obviously he worked at Kiss. But yeah, like you know, Mitch,
Speaker 9: just lets me know that he'll be like at mine
Speaker 9: in five minutes. I start to freak out and I like,
Speaker 9: not gonna lie had a bit of a boner, and
Speaker 9: I was like, this goes down by the time he
Speaker 9: arrives at my house.
Speaker 2: Were you, Mitch, were you freaking out as well? And
Speaker 2: did you crack a fat as well?
Speaker 1: I've told you I was freaking out and I put
Speaker 1: lip barb on, but it was a menthol that I
Speaker 1: had to wipe it off. Then my lips were red.
Speaker 1: And then I drove over a medium strip and dented
Speaker 1: the front of my car, all because I wanted it
Speaker 1: to be like a movie. None of that had to happen.
Speaker 1: And then it was a drive by pash right, and yeah.
Speaker 9: I It was legitimately one of the most like shocking
Speaker 9: and surreal moments in that like I just walk up
Speaker 9: to the car, like his this very handsome.
Speaker 2: Guy which romantic music. Oh god, okay, keep Talkingden.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and and just you know this, this vaults wagon
Speaker 9: like oddly shaped pulls up and you know, Mitch rolls
Speaker 9: down the windows. I'm fairly sure he's got this like
Speaker 9: cool boy glasses on, and I could tell that he
Speaker 9: was like very much trying to be cool and be swave,
Speaker 9: but in reality it was just this like like loser
Speaker 9: putting on a bit of a front, trying to like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like now now you know him so intimately you
Speaker 2: know that he's not cool. He would have been a nervous,
Speaker 2: sweaty boy if he faked it till he made it.
Speaker 2: And didn't he make it?
Speaker 9: Dylan, Yeah, absolutely. You know when people like you know
Speaker 9: who are nervous at the end of like you know,
Speaker 9: a zoom call, they're like uh no, like when they're
Speaker 9: like ordering food or whatever and they say like they say,
Speaker 9: enjoy your meal, and they're like you two. It was
Speaker 9: like that exact that energy when after Mitch kissed me,
Speaker 9: like he kissed me and then it was like I'm going,
Speaker 9: I'm going like rolls up the window, tries to be coy.
Speaker 9: I've got to go see her, and it's just like.
Speaker 1: I was like, I've got somewhere to be.
Speaker 2: A window went up, and so it's literally, Mitch, you
Speaker 2: can tell that you're like a showbiz guy because you
Speaker 2: you did that old show biz or leave them morning more.
Speaker 2: You just like wound down the window quick pash and
Speaker 2: then off you fucked. And then Hayden's They're like I
Speaker 2: need more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, because I had a meeting with the bosses
Speaker 1: because my show was about to launch and I honestly
Speaker 1: thought I was gonna be late and I was like
Speaker 1: twenty minutes. So I'm this his first love is very
Speaker 1: exciting moment. Well, anyway, it.
Speaker 9: Was really exciting. It's a very lovely story.
Speaker 2: Also, how cute that you guys met on Tinder and
Speaker 2: you're still going strong. It gives me hope that after
Speaker 2: this lockdown, once I'm able to go on Tinder dates again,
Speaker 2: I might actually have some luck.
Speaker 1: I've heard quite a few Tinder success stories, to be honest,
Speaker 1: Like I don't hear any horror stories from Tinder. In fact,
Speaker 1: I know a lot of couples that have met and
Speaker 1: actually successful me to have a relationship now after meeting
Speaker 1: on Tinder.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've heard both. There's definitely some horror stories, not
Speaker 2: because of Tinder, but you know, we've all had shitty dates.
Speaker 10: I certainly have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very true. But like I thought, oh, I'll never
Speaker 1: meet a couple that succeeded on Tinder. Then it happened
Speaker 1: to me, and then I'm other people in the real world.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, there you go.
Speaker 2: We should do a segment on that, Like anyone listening
Speaker 2: who has a Tinder fail or a Tinder triumph, Tinderella,
Speaker 2: or what if we call it Tinder fails and fairy tales.
Speaker 2: There we go, your rhyming tails it.
Speaker 1: Fails and fairy and what We'll get people on that
Speaker 1: have done well and have been killed almost on Tinder.
Speaker 1: We want both stories.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear about attempted murders just like
Speaker 2: crappy Tinder dates. They can't all be amazing, you know. Anyway, Sorry, Hayden,
Speaker 2: We're just having a brainstorm.
Speaker 1: Where were we He's not here to talk about our
Speaker 1: love inception and the story of that.
Speaker 9: He's Yeah, when do I get to say my igems
Speaker 9: because I made a list.
Speaker 2: Oh you've come with an igin prepared.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well this is the thing. Mitch was like, Okay,
Speaker 9: you know, told me your gem before you go on,
Speaker 9: because they've got to make sure it's good.
Speaker 1: We've been hyping this.
Speaker 9: Up for such a long time.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I haven't No, I haven't approved these.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen these. No, he hasn't seen them.
Speaker 9: But I don't like I have a few here, but
Speaker 9: I don't think any of them are like good, And
Speaker 9: oh my god, I'm just.
Speaker 1: Like, don't you Why don't you send them to Jenna
Speaker 1: and we can do a Jenna's junk of yours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Let's do send them to Jenna. Send
Speaker 1: them to Jenna out. If it's just if you've written them,
Speaker 1: just send her a photo and then you can explain
Speaker 1: that I.
Speaker 9: Send it to you on Facebook, Jenna.
Speaker 2: So what was it like, Hayden, by the way, doing
Speaker 2: a podcast with Mitch, because I know that it can
Speaker 2: be like walking on fucking hot coals some days. So
Speaker 2: how did you go?
Speaker 9: I will say it went surprisingly well. And as I
Speaker 9: say that, I know that Mitch is freaking out because
Speaker 9: he's like shot, like I think he's annoyed that. I
Speaker 9: was shocked that it went really well, But I was
Speaker 9: trying to explain to him before, like we know it's
Speaker 9: COVID right, Like we're not seeing anyone else, Like we
Speaker 9: only see each other pretty much, and I feel like
Speaker 9: we kind of have our own like love language thing
Speaker 9: where we keep calling each other nicknames, keep being really silly.
Speaker 9: And I was kind of like, oh, we're going to
Speaker 9: be able to put on like a podcast where we're
Speaker 9: not you know, being like you know, Silah.
Speaker 2: I know there was a point early in the episode
Speaker 2: where Hayden you said, oh, so anyway, Mitch, and he goes,
Speaker 2: did you just call me Mitch, and like we're on
Speaker 2: a podcast, I can't call you baby?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, literally we have think what I was I
Speaker 1: would loved. I was very excited to do it, but
Speaker 1: for me it was like, fuck, I do the show
Speaker 1: every night because I have a radio show and I
Speaker 1: do this podcast. Yeah, and all I ever fucking do
Speaker 1: is sit behind a mic. So when Hayden was like,
Speaker 1: let's do this, let's do this, I'm like, no, that's
Speaker 1: like getting a Cole's deli worker to going on the
Speaker 1: weekend and shave some devon. They don't want to do it.
Speaker 9: No, but I'm very thankful you did it, Mitch.
Speaker 2: I thought it was really good. Can I just say, oh,
Speaker 2: thank you?
Speaker 1: That's very sweet? Sweet?
Speaker 2: I keep going to call it the hottest one hundred?
Speaker 2: Can you please plug it correctly?
Speaker 9: Go Hayden, it's the hot one hundred.
Speaker 1: That's not it. Oh the top, it's the one hundred.
Speaker 1: Jobviously slid the top in there, didn't I wish a hundred?
Speaker 2: Really just trying to come and shit on our top
Speaker 2: five segment, aren't you, Hayden.
Speaker 1: We've just finished and.
Speaker 2: You're like, well, I see your top five and I
Speaker 2: raise your top one hundred.
Speaker 14: No.
Speaker 1: The plan is so it'll be the top one hundred,
Speaker 1: and we've done. What have we done, Hayden? Top moments
Speaker 1: in Australian culture. But around Halloween we'll do top one
Speaker 1: hundred spooky movies or top one hundred I don't know,
Speaker 1: scary moments, or in a Christmas we can do top
Speaker 1: one hundred Christmas cakes or whatever.
Speaker 9: But I think what we failed to realize is there
Speaker 9: aren't like a good one hundred of many things, of
Speaker 9: many Top one hundred A Cracker brands once you get
Speaker 9: through vital Wheat and Crusket you really.
Speaker 2: Oh, Darling. I struggled with the top five half the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, you can go and listen our iHeartRadio or
Speaker 1: wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 2: Jenna, have you have you reviewed the so called shit
Speaker 2: iGEM from Hayden? Are we going to choose the best one?
Speaker 2: And we're going to do all three?
Speaker 11: These do not.
Speaker 3: Belong in I junk. They are fantastic, especially the first one.
Speaker 1: Let's just let's do it as we normally do. Well,
Speaker 1: roll the intro, Let's.
Speaker 3: Take a peek as junk.
Speaker 1: Shall we? All right, go for it.
Speaker 2: Hayden's junk is no foreign sight to our Mitch Churry.
Speaker 1: But we're going to be true, Jenny, be very delicate
Speaker 1: with it, all right, it's very sensitive. Hayden. You will
Speaker 1: you just Jenna will read them and then you justify
Speaker 1: them after and you discuss them. Okay, okay, cool.
Speaker 8: Oh this is good.
Speaker 1: I'm like what we usually get? Is it me?
Speaker 14: Or is getting your driver's license? Don't I completely agree?
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 9: I think that and the reason why I say this,
Speaker 9: I know that it's a stereotype that gay people can't drive.
Speaker 9: But I will say that I want to double down
Speaker 9: on my inability to drive by saying that Mitch always
Speaker 9: complains about petrol, he complains about parking permits, he complains
Speaker 9: about like red oh whatever that is, and so I
Speaker 9: just feel like it's so much better to just uber everywhere.
Speaker 2: No, You've got a point, actually, because every time I
Speaker 2: say to Mitch, oh, are you gonna be getting like
Speaker 2: fucked up tonight, and he goes, no, I'm driving, And
Speaker 2: I was like, get Hayden to drive for once, and
Speaker 2: he has to remind me Hayden doesn't drive, and I
Speaker 2: was like, yes, you guys are not exactly living in
Speaker 2: a shit house. I know you've got dollars pay for
Speaker 2: an grow up.
Speaker 9: I will say that's I feel like that's the only
Speaker 9: downside to not being able to drive. It's like, if
Speaker 9: I were to get my license tomorrow, it's not because
Speaker 9: I will be driving places. It's literally so that, like
Speaker 9: I can take some of the load off with Mitch
Speaker 9: when it comes to driving.
Speaker 1: Shit, your plan was to pay for every third tank
Speaker 1: of petrol, and even your mom even said you can
Speaker 1: put it on her visa that you have in your
Speaker 1: Apple pack. But I feel like, I don't.
Speaker 9: Need to do that since I'm not going anywhere you
Speaker 9: am and I.
Speaker 1: Pay for it.
Speaker 2: Did you even get your l's, Hayden, this is the thing.
Speaker 9: I got my l's and I did all the hours,
Speaker 9: and by doing all the hours, I did half the hours,
Speaker 9: but fudge the rest. I went for my peace. Apparently
Speaker 9: I almost hit someone. I don't believe it. I failed
Speaker 9: the second time I did my piece test. I drove
Speaker 9: over an island, so it was like immediate failed twenty
Speaker 9: minutes in. And since I told everyone at school that
Speaker 9: I foiled my piece test twice and got bullied for it,
Speaker 9: I have been too scared to drive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's been years since high school. I know
Speaker 2: bars have well and truly healed. You can do it,
Speaker 2: and you've got a brilliant living driving coach Mitchell Turi.
Speaker 9: Yes, that's true.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 9: Look, the scars may have healed, but in reality, my
Speaker 9: l's have expired, and so I'll have to get my
Speaker 9: l's again.
Speaker 1: And she's backing that was a good job. Is it
Speaker 1: just me?
Speaker 14: Or is having to wee seventeen times a day kind
Speaker 14: of endearing?
Speaker 9: And I will say I've needed to go to the
Speaker 9: bathroom since we started recording.
Speaker 1: But I've held it in.
Speaker 2: Those types that always needs to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: And not only that, this is going back to the
Speaker 2: driving thing. You'd always be saying to Midge, Babe, can
Speaker 2: we pull over? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh no.
Speaker 9: Seriously, when we got our first vaccine, because you know
Speaker 9: how they tell you have to drink a lot of
Speaker 9: water before you like get the vaccine, I was drinking
Speaker 9: leaders of it because I was freaking out. And so
Speaker 9: we arrived at Sidney Olympic Park after what a twenty
Speaker 9: minute drive. Midge and I have to pee so badly.
Speaker 9: He just drops me off at this like nearby bush. Meanwhile,
Speaker 9: people are lining up to like get their vaccine, and
Speaker 9: I'm just like trying to hide in and duck and
Speaker 9: piss into this like bit of shrubbery.
Speaker 1: Even some anti vaccines are like, I'll get the vaccine
Speaker 1: if it means I can not look at this again. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: I can hold onto a piece for three to four days.
Speaker 2: I reckon I could too. Seriously, Yeah, I've never been
Speaker 2: able to relate to people who talk about having no
Speaker 2: control over their anus or their ladder. Same if I
Speaker 2: need to go, I can stop it.
Speaker 1: Same one, oh Classiciden.
Speaker 14: Is it just me or are the Spice Girls more
Speaker 14: important than the Beatles?
Speaker 1: I mean, I yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 9: I feel like I can talk about this for for
Speaker 9: the rest of the podcasts. Off now okay, well I'll
Speaker 9: just say the Beatles. I can't listen to a single
Speaker 9: song of Beirs. I think it's very cringe. We don't
Speaker 9: love to support straight white men in twenty twenty one,
Speaker 9: so you will not be streaming those old people, some
Speaker 9: of which have died.
Speaker 1: I feel like I hate that.
Speaker 9: The Beatles half of it isn't one ear and half
Speaker 9: of it are in the other. That's cringe the spot that, Yeah, what.
Speaker 1: Do you mean in one ear out the other.
Speaker 2: It's like when you listen to the song sometimes the
Speaker 2: music is in the left, the instrumental is in your
Speaker 2: left ear, and the voices are in the right, and
Speaker 2: it's a head fu put.
Speaker 9: Do that because it was like them experimenting at the
Speaker 9: time of like Split, like it was experimental. Basically they
Speaker 9: would put some guitars on the left, some guitars on
Speaker 9: the right, so you'd sort of feel in the center
Speaker 9: of the music. I think this was the aim. Yeah,
Speaker 9: but it was cringe. I'd like to say, you'll be
Speaker 9: there the second single times out.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Hayden, Jenna, Is there any more Joe? Yes?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Or do you hate room temperature liquids?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 11: Really agree?
Speaker 2: If it's not freezing cold or boiling hot, I don't
Speaker 2: want to know.
Speaker 9: I feel like I only ever drink boiling water or
Speaker 9: waterver has ice in it.
Speaker 1: It's the bane of my existence because Hayden, as you know,
Speaker 1: we can't have showers together because because of the Bible,
Speaker 1: because of our modesty belts, we can't get them where.
Speaker 1: I have really sensitive skin. I have a skin condition,
Speaker 1: but also from the rowactane from when I was a
Speaker 1: pimply kid. My skin is so sensitive through a wakatane
Speaker 1: it gives you acting in severe depression. Did you not
Speaker 1: have it?
Speaker 2: Coombs?
Speaker 1: No, I've got no idea what he was and Gate
Speaker 1: there was no humidity to give him acne.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a South African village rowakatane.
Speaker 1: My god.
Speaker 9: I remember the day I came off for Raakitane and
Speaker 9: I was like, oh, I'm happy, Like I like didn't
Speaker 9: realize I was depressed for all your mind.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, roakatane can permanently change the chemicals you. I
Speaker 1: saw a TikTok someone being like, if you're an anti vacxib,
Speaker 1: you had roakitane. Grow the fuck up because the symptom
Speaker 1: list for roaktane is through the roof. It's really dangerous,
Speaker 1: especially for young minds.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought I had it bad because my Proactive
Speaker 2: bleached all the tails.
Speaker 9: But that sounds a yeah, we had that too.
Speaker 1: I went through that proactive we needed. Is it just me?
Speaker 1: But is Proactive shit? You would run through the bottle
Speaker 1: like there was no tomorrow, and then you'd have months
Speaker 1: left of.
Speaker 9: Three Yeah, ruined pillowcases and.
Speaker 2: Step one, which was meant to be the exfoliator. It
Speaker 2: literally felt like I was rubbing shards of glass into
Speaker 2: my skin.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And when you call one of those numbers on those
Speaker 2: stupid advertorials for Proactive, the woman on the phone would say,
Speaker 2: by the way, step one, two, and three are going
Speaker 2: to give you a horrific crash, So you're gonna want
Speaker 2: to buy the moisturizer as well. They would upsell it
Speaker 2: by shitcanning their own product, and they will not moisturizer.
Speaker 2: I look like a fucking Tomata.
Speaker 1: Yeah, terrible. Jenna's got more?
Speaker 11: Is it just me?
Speaker 14: Or can you not get to sleep without listening to
Speaker 14: ASMR huh anywhere?
Speaker 3: Nah?
Speaker 1: That's a you thing, damn it.
Speaker 9: I just feel like my mind when I try and
Speaker 9: go to sleep is racing and I need something to
Speaker 9: focus on. So I listened to or like rain sounds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I definitely fuck with sleep time meditations
Speaker 2: or that Illuminate app that I made Mitch use that
Speaker 2: replicates an LSD troop with the flash on your phone.
Speaker 9: You made no sorry, you made me hold up the
Speaker 9: phone like an arms leg the way.
Speaker 1: From Mitch's heads and he could fully relax into it.
Speaker 2: Well, I was just at home, Mitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I told you I used it.
Speaker 2: I love Illuminate and you made it fucking hate and
Speaker 2: hold it your pieces.
Speaker 1: Twenty five minutes and I said not until I can
Speaker 1: you move?
Speaker 2: Well, this is the peril of being single. I have
Speaker 2: to hold my own. I'm with you, Haten. I definitely
Speaker 2: can use other stimulus to put me to sleep, but
Speaker 2: not ASMR. It's fucking creepy. I'm going to crank my
Speaker 2: mic up.
Speaker 1: Oh no, hater, pump Hayden, pump your micup and take
Speaker 1: that sock off. That mic is incredible. Go do some now. Hello,
Speaker 1: Hello sir, Hello ma'am. Welcome to the hotel. Would you
Speaker 1: like fresh owls? Would you like me to change the sheets?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 13: Boh, see you later.
Speaker 1: All right, there you go. Well, thank you, Hayden. All right,
Speaker 1: Mitch's turn.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna crank this sock up the mic stup?
Speaker 10: Hi, thank god it's someone's romen again. Am I right?
Speaker 10: It's been so long since I've seen each other. Oh honey,
Speaker 10: they split in. Don't worry, babe, I'll sort that out.
Speaker 1: Oh God, scip that up with the sis.
Speaker 10: There we go. Oh that looks much nicer. You don't
Speaker 10: look like a fucking wil Tobeas anymore. Hello, there we go.
Speaker 10: Thank you for coming to Mitchell Salon love you.
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 9: Is that so good?
Speaker 1: Or I'm just so desperate for a haircut because I'm
Speaker 1: really overgrown?
Speaker 2: It looks fine, honey.
Speaker 1: All right, well we should wrap. What a brilliant guess
Speaker 1: Hayden was.
Speaker 2: It's not what I was expecting, but it was. It
Speaker 2: was a treat. Nonetheless, Hayden, we wanted to get you
Speaker 2: one for a while.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold, on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: Does this mean that I have officially left probation?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: It was like the challenge was, oh, you have to
Speaker 2: book a guest, and it's like, did you try hard
Speaker 2: to get Hayden? Not really? But also that doesn't mean
Speaker 2: it was bad content. Actually, Mitchell, can you leave the room.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to consult with my two ic, my
Speaker 2: second in charge, prize keeper Jenna.
Speaker 5: Oh, I have to leave.
Speaker 1: I could just sit here.
Speaker 2: No, take your headphones off so you can't hear me.
Speaker 5: Hey, they'n't answer ready in that question.
Speaker 2: Jenna, What do you think wright? Jenna? Do you think
Speaker 2: that he deserves a path probation?
Speaker 14: You know, will like Hayden, You're great, but you're not Dido.
Speaker 2: No, you're not.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: You're right, Nora am I and Nora is Jenna.
Speaker 10: No, none of us are.
Speaker 14: None of us will be as good as Dido. But
Speaker 14: you know what, you are a great guest. And if
Speaker 14: it was anybody else, I would say no. I'm going
Speaker 14: to say yes. He can go back on probation anytime.
Speaker 2: Oh, make no mistake, I'll demote the bitch at the
Speaker 2: drop of a hat, but we'll bring him out of
Speaker 2: probation for now. I wish that he was here to
Speaker 2: play a celebration sound effect, because this sounds like an
Speaker 2: Eddie climax. Yep, he's out of probation.
Speaker 1: All right, where do we land?
Speaker 2: Yeah we didn't. Yeah, yeah, your past, your path probation.
Speaker 1: Yep, I'm out. Well done, honey, something that never existed.
Speaker 8: Don't get too comfortable.
Speaker 1: Why just don't. I'll back in there like.
Speaker 2: The bitch you are.
Speaker 9: Don't worry, which I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 1: You got out.
Speaker 2: I am doing that conversation before.
Speaker 1: All right, Hayden, what a pleasure. It was a celebratory moment.
Speaker 1: Episode eighty Hayden Hickson's premiere. What a great show.
Speaker 9: Thanks guys, thanks for having me on.
Speaker 1: It's been very fun.
Speaker 2: Happy lockdown, Hayden both.
Speaker 5: Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: If it is your first time listening, Jesus Christ, that
Speaker 1: would have been confusing. Thank you for pushing through. Leave
Speaker 1: us a review five stars.
Speaker 2: Hayden, Is that what you said to Mitch the first
Speaker 2: night that you intimate? Thank you for pushing through.
Speaker 5: Oh right, thank you for pushing through.
Speaker 1: Thank you for having me. Oh, thank you come again?
Speaker 1: All right? Good to go?
Speaker 2: Yeah, We're good to go. Happy eighty if everyone, thank
Speaker 2: you for coming.
Speaker 5: I'll see you next week. Everybody, Is it just me?
Speaker 8: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 6: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcomed to add brief. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 2: the end. If we've got a guest host on, we
Speaker 2: boot them out if we sense that they don't know
Speaker 2: about the secret segment, But if they are aware of
Speaker 2: the secret segment, we let them stay. So Hayden, Hello,
Speaker 2: oh Hello.
Speaker 9: Can I just say I miss when Enduring Idiots was
Speaker 9: called add Brief?
Speaker 1: How don't they call it at the start? No, if
Speaker 1: you want to join it in During Idiots on Facebook,
Speaker 1: because people don't even know it's there. It's a secret
Speaker 1: Facebook group for big fans.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's very fun. I really enjoy it.
Speaker 1: What Mitchell, I wanted to bring something to the table
Speaker 1: now that I'm a fully fledged fifty percent owner of
Speaker 1: the company. I never said that should we instill someone?
Speaker 1: And I even think we can make it content for
Speaker 1: the podcast. We can hold auditions, employee, unpaid employ a
Speaker 1: moderator for injuring idiots.
Speaker 2: No, that's a dreadful idea. Ah, that's stupid kidding. I'm
Speaker 2: just kidding. I see where you're coming from. But I
Speaker 2: am worried that the power will go to their head
Speaker 2: and they'll just go blocking and banning bitches, and then
Speaker 2: we'll get complaints, much like when contraceptive diaphragm. Sam edited
Speaker 2: certain birthday messages out of mind and people are bitching
Speaker 2: and moaning.
Speaker 1: Turn Coat, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: That was Sam's call? I put all of your messages in,
Speaker 2: there were no cuts, went it was your birthday, but
Speaker 2: apparently there was some missing from mine.
Speaker 1: I don't have the power and edit at All I
Speaker 1: did was rally them up and then Sam ax I
Speaker 1: think he tried to time the video to the music
Speaker 1: of Shanaia Twain, so he just went, we have thirty
Speaker 1: more but it doesn't fit by and left them No.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: That's my worry is that we will employ some rat
Speaker 2: to be our moderator, let's say, names Madison, and then
Speaker 2: we'll get all We'll get this flood of complaints which
Speaker 2: we then have to moderate. Madison blocked me for no
Speaker 2: good reason, and I'd just be like, fucking hell.
Speaker 1: But that's the thing. We hold auditions on the show.
Speaker 1: We get them on they plead their case. We give
Speaker 1: them scenarios and they tell us what would happen. We
Speaker 1: go Bob from from will Kenya post a racist meme.
Speaker 1: Do you accept, do you be decline? Or do you
Speaker 1: see block? Rob?
Speaker 9: It sounds like the driver's license l's test.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I've done it three times.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 9: I think you guys should get a moderator, partially because
Speaker 9: I want you both to start going live on TikTok
Speaker 9: and I would like and it's good to have a
Speaker 9: moderator that moderating comments there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hayden, I don't think we have discussed this on
Speaker 1: the show, but Hayden works at TikTok. Now Have I
Speaker 1: said that on the show?
Speaker 2: You know you've mentioned it, You've said that Hayden works
Speaker 2: at TikTok. I might have made the sly remark about
Speaker 2: oh you're on them TikTok dollars now, so you're good?
Speaker 2: We do.
Speaker 9: We do love pivoting way to tech companies for money. Yes, yes, yes, exactly.
Speaker 2: Did you know Hayden? I know you're not a regular
Speaker 2: listener of ours, but your name does come up a lot.
Speaker 2: It's quite cute. Actually, you're not even the point of
Speaker 2: the story. But if Mitch is ever telling a story,
Speaker 2: it's always like he'll He'll never say, oh so I
Speaker 2: went to the supermarket. He'll say, oh so I was
Speaker 2: at the supermarket with Hayden. It's like your name is
Speaker 2: just constantly floating around in the show.
Speaker 9: That's so sweet.
Speaker 5: That's very sweet.
Speaker 9: I do feel like I expect it though, just because
Speaker 9: Mitch and I like, Mitch is literally ninety percent of
Speaker 9: my world, and it's and I assume it's the other
Speaker 9: it's Oh, that wasn't meant to be that sweet, And
Speaker 9: it's just meant to be that we spend so much
Speaker 9: time with each other that they we automatically are the
Speaker 9: other characters in the stories. But that's very sweet.
Speaker 1: Yes, sweet?
Speaker 13: What can you do? Guys to me?
Speaker 5: What can you do?
Speaker 9: Mit?
Speaker 2: I can see you clicking away there.
Speaker 9: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: I'm timing out Melbourne, very focused, fuck Melbourne and they're
Speaker 2: all in lockdown. No one's listening.
Speaker 1: My actual, my actual say it with me radio is
Speaker 1: airing very soon. I have to time out. No one
Speaker 1: gives a ship.
Speaker 2: Why am I telling you we should we go?
Speaker 13: Then? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, I think I think we should get a moderator.
Speaker 1: And I think we should do the Moderator Games.
Speaker 8: I like the audition part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Moderator Games, and would say six and I'm
Speaker 1: going to open it up now, which I can organize it.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, you have to lift a finger if you
Speaker 1: would like to enter the first annual Moderator Games. D
Speaker 1: m us on Instagram or me on Mitchell General Facebook,
Speaker 1: contact and let us know.
Speaker 5: We need six tributes.
Speaker 9: Tribute what is half.
Speaker 2: Of our.
Speaker 1: May the odds be that in your favor and in
Speaker 1: the coming weeks you will be auditioned on the air
Speaker 1: and the winner will become the moderator of our secret
Speaker 1: Facebook group in during idiots. Wow, that's got a bit
Speaker 1: of the last post to it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, vibes for sure.
Speaker 2: See we take him off probation and he gets a
Speaker 2: bit fucking cocky.
Speaker 11: This always happens.
Speaker 1: Oh no, just reinstalled the live tweets module.
Speaker 2: And we got Can I just say that I noticed
Speaker 2: that the stupid live tweet gag and the gunshot made
Speaker 2: an appearance in the top one hundred podcasts.
Speaker 1: It's a through line and Hayden didn't laugh either. Give
Speaker 1: what use the gun for? I would have laughed. I
Speaker 1: don't think I did.
Speaker 2: Anyone who hasn't listened to the top one hundred podcasts yet,
Speaker 2: you can actually turn it into a drinking game. Oh
Speaker 2: and take a sip every time they give a shout out,
Speaker 2: because quite frankly, they couldn't go more than two fucking
Speaker 2: sentences without giving a shout out. By the end of
Speaker 2: the night, it was like anyway, So I walked down
Speaker 2: the street, shout out to the street, and the sky
Speaker 2: was blue. Shout out to blue, and shout out to mcrory's.
Speaker 1: Now that is Hayden's vernacular.
Speaker 2: They my diction, Oh my god, shout out to diiction.
Speaker 1: If Hayden would have given he would shout out the
Speaker 1: dead Grandma.
Speaker 2: I would shout out to the He's like shout out
Speaker 2: to the ashes, shout.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the finger sandwiches at reception, it's twelve
Speaker 1: o'clock at the local, oraseu.
Speaker 5: My favorite one.
Speaker 2: Was when you gave a shout out to Pixar because
Speaker 2: you were so thankful that they filmed Finding Nemo in Sydney,
Speaker 2: and I was like, also, they didn't film Finding Nemo.
Speaker 2: Just quietly, I don't know if you're a cross it.
Speaker 2: You were like, shout out to Pixar for filming Fighting
Speaker 2: Nemo and Sydney, and I was like, oh my gods, wrong.
Speaker 9: For his acting performance.
Speaker 1: Really, Nemo was great. Was served.
Speaker 9: Nemo served trauma when he got stuck in that filter
Speaker 9: in the tank.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the filter.
Speaker 2: So you both got the address wrong. It's P Sherman
Speaker 2: forty two, Wallaby Way, Sydney.
Speaker 1: What do we say thirty three?
Speaker 2: I think you said thirty three. Mitch said one hundred
Speaker 2: and ten.
Speaker 1: I don't hat and we should be transparent. We were
Speaker 1: both quite drunk recording that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, because I was a bit nervous and I
Speaker 9: was like, I've just got to have a bitcharac.
Speaker 5: So we did.
Speaker 1: We did it there in the Kiss Studios pre lockdown,
Speaker 1: so we were like here it was a whole thing.
Speaker 1: So we're like that's and the bee fridge was open,
Speaker 1: so we had some alcohol. It was good. It was
Speaker 1: actually a really fun recording. It's actually a nice way
Speaker 1: to get to know your partner and also to put
Speaker 1: you through the piece.
Speaker 2: That came through. It sounded really fun and you also
Speaker 2: learned new things about each other. There were stories that
Speaker 2: came up that you had guys hadn't heard before.
Speaker 1: I think if you can do it, this is a
Speaker 1: very twenty twenty one moral. But if you can do
Speaker 1: a podcast with your partner without killing each other, you
Speaker 1: know you're under something good. It's the new.
Speaker 9: If you can travel with your partner, that's what it is.
Speaker 3: If you can start the podcast.
Speaker 1: Because I start a podcast with your brother is then
Speaker 1: oh all right, little bro. Nope, that's awful.
Speaker 9: Brother, I'm stuck in the dryer.
Speaker 2: I'm pretending I'm a psychologist. Now, Mitch has no brothers,
Speaker 2: and so brother we never.
Speaker 1: Had, Hayden. We could invite Mitchell Coombs and Jenna Benson
Speaker 1: on to co host an episode of the Top one hundred.
Speaker 5: I would love that. Can I just say?
Speaker 9: I think it would be amazing and just from like
Speaker 9: a producer perspective, if we could all bring twenty five
Speaker 9: of something and put it together and really good.
Speaker 1: No, the joy of the Top one hundred Jenna and
Speaker 1: Mitchell is that we were working on it for month
Speaker 1: weeks before, and we worked out the order and we
Speaker 1: sat and went out. So we'll have to get dinner
Speaker 1: or drinks. We all bring twenty five and then we
Speaker 1: have to order it ourselves and all be happy with
Speaker 1: the order.
Speaker 10: Hayden, tell me the truth.
Speaker 2: Did you do most of the work? Oh?
Speaker 9: Fuck yeah, one hundred.
Speaker 1: It's time to go everywhere.
Speaker 9: I will say I was already working on the list
Speaker 9: because I like when I this was when I was
Speaker 9: like working at Punky, and I like needed a fucking
Speaker 9: like a bank of just really random moments in Australian
Speaker 9: culture that I could just fall back on to, like
Speaker 9: do you know throwback articles?
Speaker 1: Right, So I already had a.
Speaker 9: Giant list going, and it was just about patting that
Speaker 9: out and then cutting it down once we got past
Speaker 9: a hundred.
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, you got passed one hundred.
Speaker 9: We passed one hundred and then cut back, so the
Speaker 9: whole hundred was good. But we shouted them out in
Speaker 9: honorable mentions like Fairy.
Speaker 2: I know you shouted them out. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: We should go just because I have a celebrity psychic
Speaker 1: waiting in the car park. Radio charm Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Leave us a review five stars please, guys, it keeps
Speaker 1: us going.
Speaker 5: Well done, hay and Mitchell.
Speaker 9: You're happy, thank You're.
Speaker 2: Lovely to have you on. Hayden, Yes, you're out. Approbation Darlin, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Hope this podcast mate gets ready, your headache or something?
Speaker 1: What's the tag by.
Speaker 2: Mitchell Everyone bring it down or not. We hope this
Speaker 2: podcast made you feel at least to be there better today.
Speaker 2: That's all. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: That's a goal DMS if you want to be part
Speaker 1: of the mo Thank you, Hayden, see you next week.
Speaker 9: Yeah bye, my god?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: A podcast by a couple of mies.
Speaker 6: Make sure you get to follow on your podcast