WEBVTT - #102: Top 5 Doorbells 0:00:01.280 --> 0:00:03.200 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.320 --> 0:00:04.520 Would you like to try vape? 0:00:04.559 --> 0:00:06.400 Why would you take up something that is going to 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:07.600 be addictive and expensive? 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:08.479 I think the people. 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:11.200 I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid, 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:14.200 some things make more sense than others. 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:16.239 You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:18.319 I just don't know. How can you figure that's going 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:20.960 to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:22.360 No, you know. 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:23.680 I had it in the car on the way home, 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:24.880 and I didn't have a spood, so I was like 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:26.560 an hour a dillo trying to get ants out of 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:26.840 a whole. 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:32.920 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:33.080 Clean finger. 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:36.760 It is an awful sensation. Given't been thinking about the 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:42.720 right person. Goodness, may this is just I'm still to 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:44.120 play a couple of mitches. 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:48.000 Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:49.240 in the opener this season. 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:56.320 Sorry now he is Mitch Julie and Mitchell Cobs. Hello, Runny, 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:58.120 Mitchel Coves. Welcome to the show. 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:00.440 Ye back for another week, for. 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:03.920 Another week, for a musty show. Everybody welcome. 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:06.360 I got some Mufty music for us, so much like 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:09.280 Mufty Day at school when you get to dress up 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:11.480 and you know, be a little bit silly. Is that 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:13.880 what we're doing this week? We're a bit more relaxed. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:16.280 You've done nothing for the show. You haven't planned a thing. 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:17.600 You haven't you don't know what's going to happen. 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:20.160 Yeah, I'm going in blind or blind as you would 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:21.759 go and a prize. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:23.520 Kiper Gener is here and she's helped me prepare the 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:24.080 show today. 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:25.040 Yes, I'm here. 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:27.600 Yeah. So if you missed it last week, I said 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:29.960 that because I've got my Melbourne comedy gig that I 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:32.840 need to focus on. I just want to kick back 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:34.880 and not stress about the podcast. So you guys have 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:35.920 taken charge. 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:37.440 What are you going to plan for. 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:38.319 The episode today? 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:38.560 Oh? 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:39.880 I think we just run in and I think we 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:41.200 do it. I think we keep it a surprise. 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:44.720 Well, I don't keep it a surprise from you. When 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:47.160 I plan stuff, I say, Okay, we're doing talk bactings, 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:48.040 we're doing Jenne's Now. 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:49.800 I wanted to be Okay, why don't you get out 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:51.520 of the studio and Jenna and I will tell everyone 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:53.160 what is coming up and hop on out. 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:55.080 So you really want me to go in bliand yes, 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:55.560 I want you to. 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:57.200 Go into the show blind. I've here, I've got a 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:59.480 spider for you. Ready to track up a Mac and 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:00.960 putting this bvanilla ice cream? 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:01.760 A spider. 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:04.320 It's a musty day, right, a spider. 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:06.400 Well, I don't have a gold coin donation, so get fucked. 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:07.600 But anyway, I'll lead, I'll be back. 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:09.560 Get out of the studio and Jenner and I will 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:13.680 tell you what we come on the show. Get out 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:17.360 the door closed or something? 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:19.240 Yeah, yeah, it's close. 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:27.959 It's just us was really looking through the window. 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:29.919 It's always work. 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:35.480 That horror film Notting Hill. What's the horror film? Pretty scary? 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:38.360 If who has met the Hills have eyes that it 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:40.880 looks like he's watching all right, it's musty day, so general, 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:42.880 I have planned the show off the back of last 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:47.960 week's infamous doorbell chat. I want to know thirteen six five? 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.120 What does your doorbell sound like? He was a call. 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:52.679 We're taking live calls on the show. 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:56.040 Mature will be so thrilled Jo because he loves live call. 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:59.760 Loves live call. So we're taking live calls. Do you 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:01.720 want to what your doorbell is? That's later in the show. 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:05.760 We've got international doorbells as well, very excited. We've got 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:08.480 a wide range of bells. And also we're going to 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:10.600 be doing later in the show, hence the play school music, 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:14.760 show and tell. So I've been learning a new instrument 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:19.200 and I haven't told you, Mitchell. I've an ounced on 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:20.640 the Instagram will live, but I'll be playing it and 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:22.280 debuting it later in the show. And you have something 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:22.959 to show and tell. 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:25.240 I sure do, and something I wear so I'd like 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:25.720 to share it. 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:28.920 Oh is it the leather? No not, I saw that 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:29.320 on your desk. 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:31.119 I thought, yeah, no, that's something else. 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:35.560 Bringing back in Mitchell. You can come here, but you're 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:41.200 celebrating Musty Day. 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:43.120 You must have a lot planned. That took you a 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:43.920 while to get through. 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:46.640 No, sorry, no, we just we do have a lot plan. 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:48.560 We had sponsorships. You had to throw to the sponsors. 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:52.720 We sponsors. Now, welcome back to the studio. 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:53.080 Thanks. 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:54.720 We've got all the hooking and teasing out of the way. 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:56.320 We're celebrating because it is musty Days. 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:02.080 I don't know. I don't like to dance on Q 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:05.200 like that on command if the mood strike, because I'll 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:06.000 get up and dance. 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:09.560 Late organic dancer. Yeah. We also didn't say the reason 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:11.000 is it just you coming up? Were getting a listener 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:12.480 on the show, But that happens every week. 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:14.480 So that's no shore that to me whatsoever. 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:17.440 Also, something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. We're 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:19.279 ready to go with two I gems. Is it just me? 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:21.200 It's how we start the show the same every week 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:23.800 on the basis this back backbone of is it just me? 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:26.120 I saw someone on our secret Facebook group and Drew 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.360 and idiots go, oh, thanks for reading out my intagen. 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:30.279 It's been years, guys. 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:33.239 I know I'd never thought it was that hard to understand. 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:35.320 But oh well, I don't know where the tea comes from. 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:37.760 I just figure we know what they're talking about, so 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:39.719 no need to call them out. It's like those people 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:43.120 that say you can't call them rat tests because the 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:45.280 tea in rat sands for tests. You're saying rabbit emergine 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:47.400 test tests. You can't call them mat You know what 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:48.280 we mean, bitch. 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:54.320 Machine, it must be redundant. Then shut up, uncle Greg. Yep, 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:57.200 So the only thing you've prepared this week, is it correct? 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:58.760 Would you like me to go first or would you 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:00.800 like to go for I'll go for Because you were 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:01.720 on break, you were relax. 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:03.560 There's a lot of you going first recently, That's all 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:04.159 I've noticed. 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:08.760 Yeah. Well, and he'll say the same thing, Well, would 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:09.479 you like to go first? 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:10.880 Now? I don't know. You go because you think yours 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:11.480 the better they. 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:14.000 Go, it's better. But I mean, Jennet, you don't know 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:16.119 this to you. Why don't you vote who should go first? 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:16.560 Now? 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:16.960 Just go? 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:21.719 It's fine, I think Mitch cher then No, I don't 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:24.359 want you working, Jenna. I have to do it anyway. 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.920 Jenna's cracking a spider. Get the vanilla, I screamp, take 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:30.520 the tab, just put it in. You gotta Yeah, is 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:30.880 it hard? 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:31.120 Is it? 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:32.320 It's really chosen? 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:36.640 Yeah? I love a spider. Have you had that, Mitch? 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:41.040 Yeah? You can't. You can't let them melt for too long? 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:42.320 Can you? Siders? Go rank? 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:44.360 They get a film on top of them? Yeah, a 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:45.440 little spidy web. 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:47.120 Yeah, also start to curdle. 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:50.599 I've made chocolate crackles. Later, I had to go and 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:53.239 get what do they call corn flakes from the grocery 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:54.679 store and COFA remember kofa? 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:57.320 Yeah, Well Mum gave me forty cents for a zombie 0:05:57.360 --> 0:05:58.440 two today. I can't wait. 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:01.599 Really, I've got a brain licker from Carroen at the canteen. 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:03.440 Oh my god, I said brain licker the other day 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:05.040 and no one knew what I was talking about. I'm 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:07.799 so glad you're here telling me this brain Makers Ransom 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.880 show the other show. No, it wasn't on my podcast. 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:12.599 You said it out into the world. 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:17.200 Yeah, with internal content, as in a conversation with friends. Yes, 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.120 you know brain lickers. I used to get them all 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:22.360 the time at the canteen of my brother's footy games 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:23.880 because there was nothing else for me to enjoy it. 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:24.800 A footy game is there. 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:26.960 Did you ever get No, did you ever get like 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:28.680 a sore tongue from the brain licker? 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:31.400 Yes? Of course for the internationals. A brain licker is 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:34.360 not unlike a roll on deodorant, but instead of deodorant, 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.000 you just licking the little ball thing and it's just 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:37.560 sour shit. It's revolted. 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.640 Really, it literally is a Mitcham deodorant role filled with 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:43.839 sour juice. It's awful. Zombie cheos were good. I liked 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:46.839 anything by Wonka like I love the Wonka readily crish. 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:51.599 Oh oh yeah, nerds rope, No, it's right. I was 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:53.120 one of those weird kids. That was sit there and 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:54.839 like pick off the nerds and then have the raw 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:55.280 red rod. 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:56.520 No, you have it together. 0:06:56.839 --> 0:07:00.560 Ironically, the least impressive thing from Wonka was their Wanka bars, 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:02.440 which is what they're famous for. 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:05.400 And they didn't even do the fucking gold ticket, just 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:06.280 put one in every bar. 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:08.160 Guys, no one cares for fun. 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:11.480 But when they did some promotions with the Golden ticket. 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:14.000 You want to trip to Disneyland, No, you want a. 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:15.200 Trip to queens Land. 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:17.480 To go to the chocolate factory like where they make it, 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:19.640 which is not as fun as Willy Wonka's factory. 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:21.640 Now I've been to the Cadbury factory. Let me tell 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:26.440 you it's disgusting. First, ault's in Hobart, the travel destination 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:30.320 of Australia, not for the internationals. It's in the little 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:32.760 ars end of Australia, Hobart. 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.200 I actually really want to go to Hobart, just saying 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:38.560 beautiful mountainous regions that was back in my water polo days. 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:43.040 And the cadur factory is disgusting. It's great, it looks 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:45.880 like like it's not beautiful. 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:49.040 That doesn't sound impressive. I'm sure like everything like if 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:51.000 people come into this studio. They'd probably think it's the 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.720 way less glamorous. Then you'd think, yeah, very true the studio. 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:59.120 Yeah no, nothing's nothing's good in life. That's everything is 0:07:59.120 --> 0:07:59.640 a let down. 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:01.280 All right, let's start the show. My a gym to 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:01.720 kick us off? 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:02.640 Yeap, go forst. 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:05.640 Is it just me. 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:11.320 Is first in best dress stupid. 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:15.560 As a concept or what it actually means? 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:17.720 Well? Both, it makes no sense. 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:19.239 What does that actually mean? Exactly? 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:22.640 First in best stressed? Maybe if you're the first there 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:25.200 and the person of the party goes, yeah, oh best stress. 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:28.160 But you're the first person, so you've only got places 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:28.880 to fall from. 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:30.960 Yeah, do you reckon? People have ever actually been turned 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:33.680 away because they're like, in hindsight that that outfits foul 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:36.000 that person that came half an hour later, ten out 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:36.360 of ten. 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:38.800 Hey, Nancy, I know we all voted collectively that you 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:41.319 were best stressed when you were first in. Now that 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:45.000 Margaret's here, she's best stressed, but no longer first in. 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:45.640 It doesn't make it. 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:46.600 It's stupid. 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:49.360 What scenario do people actually say? First in best stress 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:52.320 is usually like everyone at the radio station, there's three 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:54.360 pies in the reception, First in best stress? 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:57.280 Exactly what I think, or my mumble text of family 0:08:57.320 --> 0:08:59.720 group chat. All right, brunch it ours Friday making bacon 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:01.880 and egg rolls. First in best dressed? 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:03.959 Is there a comma? Jenny? Can you google first in 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:04.480 best dress? 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:04.880 Please? 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:05.160 Yeah? 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:07.280 It's just makes no sense. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:10.480 Is there a comma first in best dressed? Or is 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:12.480 it you're the first that is also best dressed? 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:13.839 Oh so it's got to be the first in that 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:14.760 is also best stressed. 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:17.480 Well, that's what I'm asking there's a comma first Oh. 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:19.880 Well, I've been getting wrong this whole time. I thought 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:21.720 it was abut to show up first and be hot. 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.200 So what does it mean that means first in? 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:23.760 Yep? 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:25.079 Makes you the best dressed? 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:27.400 Yeah, it sounds like the earlier you get to the 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:29.960 clothes store, you'll have the pick of the bunch, the 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:32.920 best clothes there. So if you're the first in, therefore 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:33.880 you'll be best dressed. 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:36.960 Did you know it's an Australian expression expression. 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:38.680 That doesn't surprise me because it makes no sense. 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:39.439 What's the mystery. 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:43.040 It's just similar to phrases like first in, first served 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:44.400 or first come, first served. 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:47.160 First We've got first in first serve. Sorry. It makes 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:49.160 so much sense because if if they're first, you're in 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.880 the front of the line. First in best dressed means nothing. 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:55.000 So is that what it means? It's just if you 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:58.760 get there first, you're served first. Ye, Well there you go. 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:00.560 Why can't they say that? 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:01.120 Yeah? 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:01.480 I know? 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:03.720 Are they just say racing now? Yeah? 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:04.760 Now? 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:07.319 Why are they bringing what you're wearing into it? The 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:09.120 rules of mufty day? It brings other people down? Maybe 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:12.360 what's just saying you said just before we started recording 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:13.360 and it we couldn't work it out. 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:14.720 Hey, you said. 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:16.520 Something before the show started and trying to work Oh. 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:18.360 I said ebbs and flows, but I didn't know which 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:19.800 one was the witch. I was like, oh, you know, 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:22.360 my enthusiasm seems to ebb and flow, and right now 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:25.439 I'm in a wait which one's which? 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:25.920 Yeah? 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:26.880 What the fuck is an EBB? 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:28.240 Can you google eb Yeah? 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:31.960 Because I just perceive flow as being flowy. 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:34.800 Like floe, but also the floods at the moment, flows 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:38.560 can be treacherous, flow could be bad. 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:42.160 You know what I love? I just love a mixed metaphor, 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.840 like saying shit wrong on purpose, you you know, put 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:48.800 two different metaphors together, like listen, it's not rocket surgery. Yeah, 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:51.360 you know, or oh god, that really through with Spanner 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:52.160 amongst the pigeons. 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:54.040 Yeah, jeseu it takes two December. 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:57.000 The nope, shit in the woods. 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:00.400 Right. 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:03.600 So EBB and flow means a decline and increase. So 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:06.280 EBB is decline, flow is increase. 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:08.120 No point crying over spilt water? 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:12.520 Jenner Well said, what's the one that you're mixing it with? 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:14.360 No point crying over spilt milk? 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:15.040 And what? 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:17.760 Oh? Oh you're right. 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:19.400 Yeah, you have to mix two to get. 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:21.040 Water off a duck's back. Yeah. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:22.319 I don't think he understands. 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:26.000 I die, but it's very hard. Also another stupid saying, sorry, 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:30.160 money can't buy happiness. I'm sorry, but I think it 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:33.880 can even not ultimate happiness, not ninety nine percent. 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:37.160 Of your life see fulfilling happiness. No, but it's like 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:39.720 it'll make your life a bit more comfy. I suppose. 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:42.319 Oh the happiest I Amazon May fourteenth on pay day. 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:45.080 Oh my god, I forgot that that was the thing. 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:48.640 Monthly pays the worst. But now I get paid based 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:51.280 on when I can be asked invoicing. I don't get 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:54.240 paid for months sometimes is I don't get around to it. 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:55.480 You get paid a million dollars. 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:57.400 But I'm also not the sharpest cookie in the jar. 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:03.920 But what's that combined with sharpestool and the shed Stupid sayings? 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:06.280 They were made for when people only had twelve words 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:08.640 to pick from, when we're all reading Shakespeare's you know, 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:11.680 but now we have many words olden days people. But 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:14.000 I love a good saying, even if it doesn't make sense. 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:17.240 Yeah right, I don't know what the conclusion is here, 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:19.000 because I thought you said you hated sayings. Isn't that 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:19.720 what this ygym was? 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:21.480 I hate that saying, but I love other sayings. 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:24.800 I don't like my cup weeks so far, I'm so confused. 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:26.800 All right, you're ready for your Rijim, yep, let's jump in? 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:29.800 Is it just me? 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:36.720 Have you never seen a pig's dick? 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:44.040 Hayden doesn't listen to this episode? But no, I haven't. 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:44.800 I don't think I have. 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:47.800 Oh well, apparently they're they're quite the site. They're not 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:51.160 like your usual Schlang really yeah. I found this out 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:53.080 from our mate Kate lang book. She was doing the 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:55.040 three pm pick up the other day her radio show, 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:56.240 and this is what happened. 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:58.920 They've had signs in their pockets since they were twelve 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:03.520 pumping out all are of actual filth, turning their beautiful 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:08.280 pure minds twisted like a pig's penis, and you think that. 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:10.080 They haven't watched. I was going tail. I thought it'd 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:11.080 say tail. 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:16.000 Do not google pigs, don't do it. 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:18.640 I mean, when she says don't do it, obviously we're 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:21.760 gonna do it, aren't we. I feel so curious. Ever 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:23.560 since I heard that, I'm like, what do they look like? 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:25.559 Apparently they're twisted according to her, I. 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:29.120 Couldn't type pigs dick quicker if I tried pigs dick. 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:32.080 Maybe not those words pig penis. 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:35.520 Pig appendage, pig willy. All right, here you go. 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:40.800 Oh my god, No, oh, it looks like. 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:42.280 A smuggle bendable pencil. 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:46.600 It does. Actually, it looks like back. 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:50.120 To Canteen food, those trolley pink sticks with the white 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:50.959 cream in the middle. 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:53.400 Oh it does. That makes me feel sick and like 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:54.600 a little yogurt stick. 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:59.800 Oh no, my god, that's revolting. 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:04.000 Oh what's happened there? That's not wow. I really did 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:07.480 not know that. That thought pigs were packing downstairs. Like God, 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:09.240 I wouldn't have pictured that. It just doesn't match them 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:11.080 at all, doesn't it not the slightest no, like at 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:13.440 least kind of you know when well, I can't believe 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:15.920 we're talking about this now. I was gonna say, you know, 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:18.920 when horses cracker fad, you're like, noh, yeah, that makes sense. 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:21.960 That checks out. That looks it doesn't. It doesn't work. 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:22.600 The pig dick. 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:24.520 I've tried to open a bottle of wine with a 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:26.720 corkscrew and it's very hard. So imagine trying to fuck 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:28.960 your pig lady with your pig dick. You'd have to 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:31.760 sort of twist, and it does. 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:33.760 Look like a corkscrew. There you go, look at these 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:35.360 like a really red corkscrew. 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:38.520 Oh. The Week has written an article the twelve weirdest 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:42.080 animal penises on Earth, and number one is the pig dick. 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:43.560 Yeah, I no, that makes sense. 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:46.920 Tally get closely followed by a dolphin. They have a 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:49.480 retractable penis, you kidnap. 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:53.000 That'd be handy, the retractable one. You know, drag queens 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:56.240 wouldn't have to tuck. Yes, it's like suck it back in. 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:58.320 Oh. So, Hayden's in the mood and I'm not. I'd 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:00.920 love to have a retractable penis. Just go so not home. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:01.800 It's duck. 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:03.440 It's out of service. 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:07.560 I pretend you're a your maccath frozen coke machine. 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