Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 1: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 1: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think the people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 3: No, you know.
Speaker 4: I had it in the car on the way home,
Speaker 4: and I didn't have a spood, so I was like
Speaker 4: an hour a dillo trying to get ants out of
Speaker 4: a whole.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 4: Clean finger.
Speaker 1: It is an awful sensation. Given't been thinking about the
Speaker 1: right person. Goodness, may this is just I'm still to
Speaker 1: play a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name
Speaker 3: in the opener this season.
Speaker 4: Sorry now he is Mitch Julie and Mitchell Cobs. Hello, Runny,
Speaker 4: Mitchel Coves. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Ye back for another week, for.
Speaker 4: Another week, for a musty show. Everybody welcome.
Speaker 2: I got some Mufty music for us, so much like
Speaker 2: Mufty Day at school when you get to dress up
Speaker 2: and you know, be a little bit silly. Is that
Speaker 2: what we're doing this week? We're a bit more relaxed.
Speaker 4: You've done nothing for the show. You haven't planned a thing.
Speaker 4: You haven't you don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going in blind or blind as you would
Speaker 2: go and a prize.
Speaker 4: Kiper Gener is here and she's helped me prepare the
Speaker 4: show today.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So if you missed it last week, I said
Speaker 2: that because I've got my Melbourne comedy gig that I
Speaker 2: need to focus on. I just want to kick back
Speaker 2: and not stress about the podcast. So you guys have
Speaker 2: taken charge.
Speaker 4: What are you going to plan for.
Speaker 2: The episode today?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I think we just run in and I think we
Speaker 4: do it. I think we keep it a surprise.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't keep it a surprise from you. When
Speaker 2: I plan stuff, I say, Okay, we're doing talk bactings,
Speaker 2: we're doing Jenne's Now.
Speaker 4: I wanted to be Okay, why don't you get out
Speaker 4: of the studio and Jenna and I will tell everyone
Speaker 4: what is coming up and hop on out.
Speaker 2: So you really want me to go in bliand yes,
Speaker 2: I want you to.
Speaker 4: Go into the show blind. I've here, I've got a
Speaker 4: spider for you. Ready to track up a Mac and
Speaker 4: putting this bvanilla ice cream?
Speaker 3: A spider.
Speaker 4: It's a musty day, right, a spider.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't have a gold coin donation, so get fucked.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I'll lead, I'll be back.
Speaker 4: Get out of the studio and Jenner and I will
Speaker 4: tell you what we come on the show. Get out
Speaker 4: the door closed or something?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's close.
Speaker 4: It's just us was really looking through the window.
Speaker 2: It's always work.
Speaker 4: That horror film Notting Hill. What's the horror film? Pretty scary?
Speaker 4: If who has met the Hills have eyes that it
Speaker 4: looks like he's watching all right, it's musty day, so general,
Speaker 4: I have planned the show off the back of last
Speaker 4: week's infamous doorbell chat. I want to know thirteen six five?
Speaker 4: What does your doorbell sound like? He was a call.
Speaker 4: We're taking live calls on the show.
Speaker 3: Mature will be so thrilled Jo because he loves live call.
Speaker 4: Loves live call. So we're taking live calls. Do you
Speaker 4: want to what your doorbell is? That's later in the show.
Speaker 4: We've got international doorbells as well, very excited. We've got
Speaker 4: a wide range of bells. And also we're going to
Speaker 4: be doing later in the show, hence the play school music,
Speaker 4: show and tell. So I've been learning a new instrument
Speaker 4: and I haven't told you, Mitchell. I've an ounced on
Speaker 4: the Instagram will live, but I'll be playing it and
Speaker 4: debuting it later in the show. And you have something
Speaker 4: to show and tell.
Speaker 3: I sure do, and something I wear so I'd like
Speaker 3: to share it.
Speaker 4: Oh is it the leather? No not, I saw that
Speaker 4: on your desk.
Speaker 3: I thought, yeah, no, that's something else.
Speaker 4: Bringing back in Mitchell. You can come here, but you're
Speaker 4: celebrating Musty Day.
Speaker 2: You must have a lot planned. That took you a
Speaker 2: while to get through.
Speaker 4: No, sorry, no, we just we do have a lot plan.
Speaker 4: We had sponsorships. You had to throw to the sponsors.
Speaker 4: We sponsors. Now, welcome back to the studio.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 4: We've got all the hooking and teasing out of the way.
Speaker 4: We're celebrating because it is musty Days.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't like to dance on Q
Speaker 2: like that on command if the mood strike, because I'll
Speaker 2: get up and dance.
Speaker 4: Late organic dancer. Yeah. We also didn't say the reason
Speaker 4: is it just you coming up? Were getting a listener
Speaker 4: on the show, But that happens every week.
Speaker 2: So that's no shore that to me whatsoever.
Speaker 4: Also, something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. We're
Speaker 4: ready to go with two I gems. Is it just me?
Speaker 4: It's how we start the show the same every week
Speaker 4: on the basis this back backbone of is it just me?
Speaker 4: I saw someone on our secret Facebook group and Drew
Speaker 4: and idiots go, oh, thanks for reading out my intagen.
Speaker 4: It's been years, guys.
Speaker 2: I know I'd never thought it was that hard to understand.
Speaker 4: But oh well, I don't know where the tea comes from.
Speaker 2: I just figure we know what they're talking about, so
Speaker 2: no need to call them out. It's like those people
Speaker 2: that say you can't call them rat tests because the
Speaker 2: tea in rat sands for tests. You're saying rabbit emergine
Speaker 2: test tests. You can't call them mat You know what
Speaker 2: we mean, bitch.
Speaker 4: Machine, it must be redundant. Then shut up, uncle Greg. Yep,
Speaker 4: So the only thing you've prepared this week, is it correct?
Speaker 4: Would you like me to go first or would you
Speaker 4: like to go for I'll go for Because you were
Speaker 4: on break, you were relax.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of you going first recently, That's all
Speaker 2: I've noticed.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, and he'll say the same thing, Well, would
Speaker 4: you like to go first?
Speaker 2: Now? I don't know. You go because you think yours
Speaker 2: the better they.
Speaker 4: Go, it's better. But I mean, Jennet, you don't know
Speaker 4: this to you. Why don't you vote who should go first?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 4: Just go?
Speaker 2: It's fine, I think Mitch cher then No, I don't
Speaker 2: want you working, Jenna. I have to do it anyway.
Speaker 4: Jenna's cracking a spider. Get the vanilla, I screamp, take
Speaker 4: the tab, just put it in. You gotta Yeah, is
Speaker 4: it hard?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: It's really chosen?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I love a spider. Have you had that, Mitch?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You can't. You can't let them melt for too long?
Speaker 2: Can you? Siders? Go rank?
Speaker 4: They get a film on top of them? Yeah, a
Speaker 4: little spidy web.
Speaker 2: Yeah, also start to curdle.
Speaker 4: I've made chocolate crackles. Later, I had to go and
Speaker 4: get what do they call corn flakes from the grocery
Speaker 4: store and COFA remember kofa?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well Mum gave me forty cents for a zombie
Speaker 2: two today. I can't wait.
Speaker 4: Really, I've got a brain licker from Carroen at the canteen.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I said brain licker the other day
Speaker 2: and no one knew what I was talking about. I'm
Speaker 2: so glad you're here telling me this brain Makers Ransom
Speaker 2: show the other show. No, it wasn't on my podcast.
Speaker 4: You said it out into the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with internal content, as in a conversation with friends. Yes,
Speaker 2: you know brain lickers. I used to get them all
Speaker 2: the time at the canteen of my brother's footy games
Speaker 2: because there was nothing else for me to enjoy it.
Speaker 2: A footy game is there.
Speaker 4: Did you ever get No, did you ever get like
Speaker 4: a sore tongue from the brain licker?
Speaker 2: Yes? Of course for the internationals. A brain licker is
Speaker 2: not unlike a roll on deodorant, but instead of deodorant,
Speaker 2: you just licking the little ball thing and it's just
Speaker 2: sour shit. It's revolted.
Speaker 4: Really, it literally is a Mitcham deodorant role filled with
Speaker 4: sour juice. It's awful. Zombie cheos were good. I liked
Speaker 4: anything by Wonka like I love the Wonka readily crish.
Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, nerds rope, No, it's right. I was
Speaker 4: one of those weird kids. That was sit there and
Speaker 4: like pick off the nerds and then have the raw
Speaker 4: red rod.
Speaker 3: No, you have it together.
Speaker 2: Ironically, the least impressive thing from Wonka was their Wanka bars,
Speaker 2: which is what they're famous for.
Speaker 4: And they didn't even do the fucking gold ticket, just
Speaker 4: put one in every bar.
Speaker 2: Guys, no one cares for fun.
Speaker 3: But when they did some promotions with the Golden ticket.
Speaker 4: You want to trip to Disneyland, No, you want a.
Speaker 3: Trip to queens Land.
Speaker 2: To go to the chocolate factory like where they make it,
Speaker 2: which is not as fun as Willy Wonka's factory.
Speaker 4: Now I've been to the Cadbury factory. Let me tell
Speaker 4: you it's disgusting. First, ault's in Hobart, the travel destination
Speaker 4: of Australia, not for the internationals. It's in the little
Speaker 4: ars end of Australia, Hobart.
Speaker 2: I actually really want to go to Hobart, just saying
Speaker 2: beautiful mountainous regions that was back in my water polo days.
Speaker 4: And the cadur factory is disgusting. It's great, it looks
Speaker 4: like like it's not beautiful.
Speaker 2: That doesn't sound impressive. I'm sure like everything like if
Speaker 2: people come into this studio. They'd probably think it's the
Speaker 2: way less glamorous. Then you'd think, yeah, very true the studio.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, nothing's nothing's good in life. That's everything is
Speaker 2: a let down.
Speaker 4: All right, let's start the show. My a gym to
Speaker 4: kick us off?
Speaker 2: Yeap, go forst.
Speaker 1: Is it just me.
Speaker 4: Is first in best dress stupid.
Speaker 2: As a concept or what it actually means?
Speaker 4: Well? Both, it makes no sense.
Speaker 2: What does that actually mean? Exactly?
Speaker 4: First in best stressed? Maybe if you're the first there
Speaker 4: and the person of the party goes, yeah, oh best stress.
Speaker 4: But you're the first person, so you've only got places
Speaker 4: to fall from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you reckon? People have ever actually been turned
Speaker 2: away because they're like, in hindsight that that outfits foul
Speaker 2: that person that came half an hour later, ten out
Speaker 2: of ten.
Speaker 4: Hey, Nancy, I know we all voted collectively that you
Speaker 4: were best stressed when you were first in. Now that
Speaker 4: Margaret's here, she's best stressed, but no longer first in.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make it.
Speaker 4: It's stupid.
Speaker 2: What scenario do people actually say? First in best stress
Speaker 2: is usually like everyone at the radio station, there's three
Speaker 2: pies in the reception, First in best stress?
Speaker 4: Exactly what I think, or my mumble text of family
Speaker 4: group chat. All right, brunch it ours Friday making bacon
Speaker 4: and egg rolls. First in best dressed?
Speaker 2: Is there a comma? Jenny? Can you google first in
Speaker 2: best dress?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It's just makes no sense.
Speaker 2: Is there a comma first in best dressed? Or is
Speaker 2: it you're the first that is also best dressed?
Speaker 4: Oh so it's got to be the first in that
Speaker 4: is also best stressed.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I'm asking there's a comma first Oh.
Speaker 2: Well, I've been getting wrong this whole time. I thought
Speaker 2: it was abut to show up first and be hot.
Speaker 4: So what does it mean that means first in?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 4: Makes you the best dressed?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like the earlier you get to the
Speaker 2: clothes store, you'll have the pick of the bunch, the
Speaker 2: best clothes there. So if you're the first in, therefore
Speaker 2: you'll be best dressed.
Speaker 3: Did you know it's an Australian expression expression.
Speaker 2: That doesn't surprise me because it makes no sense.
Speaker 4: What's the mystery.
Speaker 3: It's just similar to phrases like first in, first served
Speaker 3: or first come, first served.
Speaker 4: First We've got first in first serve. Sorry. It makes
Speaker 4: so much sense because if if they're first, you're in
Speaker 4: the front of the line. First in best dressed means nothing.
Speaker 2: So is that what it means? It's just if you
Speaker 2: get there first, you're served first. Ye, Well there you go.
Speaker 2: Why can't they say that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: Are they just say racing now? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 4: Why are they bringing what you're wearing into it? The
Speaker 4: rules of mufty day? It brings other people down? Maybe
Speaker 4: what's just saying you said just before we started recording
Speaker 4: and it we couldn't work it out.
Speaker 2: Hey, you said.
Speaker 4: Something before the show started and trying to work Oh.
Speaker 2: I said ebbs and flows, but I didn't know which
Speaker 2: one was the witch. I was like, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: my enthusiasm seems to ebb and flow, and right now
Speaker 2: I'm in a wait which one's which?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What the fuck is an EBB?
Speaker 4: Can you google eb Yeah?
Speaker 3: Because I just perceive flow as being flowy.
Speaker 4: Like floe, but also the floods at the moment, flows
Speaker 4: can be treacherous, flow could be bad.
Speaker 2: You know what I love? I just love a mixed metaphor,
Speaker 2: like saying shit wrong on purpose, you you know, put
Speaker 2: two different metaphors together, like listen, it's not rocket surgery. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, or oh god, that really through with Spanner
Speaker 2: amongst the pigeons.
Speaker 4: Yeah, jeseu it takes two December.
Speaker 2: The nope, shit in the woods.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: So EBB and flow means a decline and increase. So
Speaker 3: EBB is decline, flow is increase.
Speaker 4: No point crying over spilt water?
Speaker 2: Jenner Well said, what's the one that you're mixing it with?
Speaker 4: No point crying over spilt milk?
Speaker 2: And what?
Speaker 4: Oh? Oh you're right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to mix two to get.
Speaker 4: Water off a duck's back. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think he understands.
Speaker 4: I die, but it's very hard. Also another stupid saying, sorry,
Speaker 4: money can't buy happiness. I'm sorry, but I think it
Speaker 4: can even not ultimate happiness, not ninety nine percent.
Speaker 2: Of your life see fulfilling happiness. No, but it's like
Speaker 2: it'll make your life a bit more comfy. I suppose.
Speaker 4: Oh the happiest I Amazon May fourteenth on pay day.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I forgot that that was the thing.
Speaker 2: Monthly pays the worst. But now I get paid based
Speaker 2: on when I can be asked invoicing. I don't get
Speaker 2: paid for months sometimes is I don't get around to it.
Speaker 4: You get paid a million dollars.
Speaker 2: But I'm also not the sharpest cookie in the jar.
Speaker 2: But what's that combined with sharpestool and the shed Stupid sayings?
Speaker 4: They were made for when people only had twelve words
Speaker 4: to pick from, when we're all reading Shakespeare's you know,
Speaker 4: but now we have many words olden days people. But
Speaker 4: I love a good saying, even if it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I don't know what the conclusion is here,
Speaker 2: because I thought you said you hated sayings. Isn't that
Speaker 2: what this ygym was?
Speaker 4: I hate that saying, but I love other sayings.
Speaker 2: I don't like my cup weeks so far, I'm so confused.
Speaker 4: All right, you're ready for your Rijim, yep, let's jump in?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Have you never seen a pig's dick?
Speaker 4: Hayden doesn't listen to this episode? But no, I haven't.
Speaker 4: I don't think I have.
Speaker 2: Oh well, apparently they're they're quite the site. They're not
Speaker 2: like your usual Schlang really yeah. I found this out
Speaker 2: from our mate Kate lang book. She was doing the
Speaker 2: three pm pick up the other day her radio show,
Speaker 2: and this is what happened.
Speaker 6: They've had signs in their pockets since they were twelve
Speaker 6: pumping out all are of actual filth, turning their beautiful
Speaker 6: pure minds twisted like a pig's penis, and you think that.
Speaker 2: They haven't watched. I was going tail. I thought it'd
Speaker 2: say tail.
Speaker 6: Do not google pigs, don't do it.
Speaker 2: I mean, when she says don't do it, obviously we're
Speaker 2: gonna do it, aren't we. I feel so curious. Ever
Speaker 2: since I heard that, I'm like, what do they look like?
Speaker 2: Apparently they're twisted according to her, I.
Speaker 4: Couldn't type pigs dick quicker if I tried pigs dick.
Speaker 2: Maybe not those words pig penis.
Speaker 4: Pig appendage, pig willy. All right, here you go.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, oh, it looks like.
Speaker 4: A smuggle bendable pencil.
Speaker 2: It does. Actually, it looks like back.
Speaker 4: To Canteen food, those trolley pink sticks with the white
Speaker 4: cream in the middle.
Speaker 2: Oh it does. That makes me feel sick and like
Speaker 2: a little yogurt stick.
Speaker 4: Oh no, my god, that's revolting.
Speaker 2: Oh what's happened there? That's not wow. I really did
Speaker 2: not know that. That thought pigs were packing downstairs. Like God,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have pictured that. It just doesn't match them
Speaker 2: at all, doesn't it not the slightest no, like at
Speaker 2: least kind of you know when well, I can't believe
Speaker 2: we're talking about this now. I was gonna say, you know,
Speaker 2: when horses cracker fad, you're like, noh, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: That checks out. That looks it doesn't. It doesn't work.
Speaker 2: The pig dick.
Speaker 4: I've tried to open a bottle of wine with a
Speaker 4: corkscrew and it's very hard. So imagine trying to fuck
Speaker 4: your pig lady with your pig dick. You'd have to
Speaker 4: sort of twist, and it does.
Speaker 2: Look like a corkscrew. There you go, look at these
Speaker 2: like a really red corkscrew.
Speaker 4: Oh. The Week has written an article the twelve weirdest
Speaker 4: animal penises on Earth, and number one is the pig dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I no, that makes sense.
Speaker 4: Tally get closely followed by a dolphin. They have a
Speaker 4: retractable penis, you kidnap.
Speaker 2: That'd be handy, the retractable one. You know, drag queens
Speaker 2: wouldn't have to tuck. Yes, it's like suck it back in.
Speaker 4: Oh. So, Hayden's in the mood and I'm not. I'd
Speaker 4: love to have a retractable penis. Just go so not home.
Speaker 2: It's duck.
Speaker 4: It's out of service.
Speaker 2: I pretend you're a your maccath frozen coke machine. Sorry, babe,
Speaker 2: it's on d FROs.
Speaker 3: To borrow.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? That's enough of these two. Now
Speaker 1: let's hear and is it just you?
Speaker 4: Okay, we're continuing on with the Mufty Show. We haven't
Speaker 4: fund everybody have a Mufty day? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or do you want me to validate you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Come on, you have to do a thing. Kick back, relaxed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I'm forgetting to talk. I'm too relaxed.
Speaker 4: This is the Mufti Show. Mitchell Coombs has his comedy shows,
Speaker 4: of course, so all he has to do is turn
Speaker 4: up be the talent for the day. General and General
Speaker 4: will edit this podcast too, so if there's any obscenities
Speaker 4: or any things that get through that slip through the
Speaker 4: cracks that are really on the nose, you got Jenitor
Speaker 4: blame of prison. Also, we're doing an isasu just you
Speaker 4: of course today. Rachel sends this in. If you want
Speaker 4: to get in touch a couple of Mitches on Instagram,
Speaker 4: send us a voice message. You can type it or
Speaker 4: send us you number. Get you on the show your
Speaker 4: chance to have your very own? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: I hope that they're as profound as ours were today?
Speaker 4: Oh god, yeah, all right, Rachel, go for it.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Or are people who relate to things constantly? I think
Speaker 7: it's a cute personality trait, when in reality it's just
Speaker 7: selfishness and they think that their time is more important
Speaker 7: than others.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't have as much rage towards the
Speaker 2: topic as she does. I'm not gonna say it's selfishness,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I don't. I don't know. People like that
Speaker 2: just won't change. I don't think I agree. They just won't,
Speaker 2: and so there's no point in getting all frustrated about it.
Speaker 2: But then I also do feel weird that I have
Speaker 2: to like work around them, Like there's so many people
Speaker 2: in my life that it's like, okay, so we want
Speaker 2: to be there at three, so let's tell them it's
Speaker 2: at two so that they rock up on time. Like
Speaker 2: there's so many people like that.
Speaker 4: There are also so many other things to worry about
Speaker 4: than someone being late, like enjoy your own party or
Speaker 4: enjoy your own If it's a one on one lunch,
Speaker 4: then I get it. But if if you're from a
Speaker 4: party on and someone's like, like, you don't realize until
Speaker 4: you have a party. Hey didn't I throw a party
Speaker 4: last week? Oh, a couple weeks ago, and but it
Speaker 4: was for seven and then about eight o'clock we only
Speaker 4: had a quarter of the people there, and we spiraled like,
Speaker 4: not what if people don't come? What if no one
Speaker 4: turns up? That throws you off if you're the.
Speaker 2: Host, listen, I know you don't party often, but that's
Speaker 2: I think that's a different Sorry, no one shows up
Speaker 2: to a party on time. I mean some people do,
Speaker 2: but it's not expected, like most people get there at
Speaker 2: their own fucking leisure at a party. But yeah, it's
Speaker 2: it depends on the scenario. Like sometimes if people are
Speaker 2: always late and you're like you're waiting on them, Like
Speaker 2: let's just say, oh, everyone come over to watch reports
Speaker 2: Drag Race and you're waiting on that one bitch before
Speaker 2: you start the episode. I always message my friends and say,
Speaker 2: I don't even like the show that much. I'm running late.
Speaker 2: Just watch it without me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now that's a good eight person.
Speaker 2: I think it's also important not to let your energy
Speaker 2: affect people if you are late, Like if people show
Speaker 2: up late and they're like, sorry, I'm so frazzled, I'm
Speaker 2: so stressed. Then it just kind of throws everyone else off.
Speaker 2: So if you're late, just throw up and be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry I'm late,
Speaker 2: and then just soldier on, you know, act like nothing happened.
Speaker 4: Don't make a point of it, don't drag on the
Speaker 4: whole night, drag them mood down.
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard that weird piece of business advice
Speaker 2: where it's like, instead of saying sorry, I'm late, you
Speaker 2: say thank you for waiting, because then that takes the
Speaker 2: power back. You're not like admitting a fault. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's so stupid. I would feel like a dick if
Speaker 2: I showed up and said thanks for waiting everyone. That's
Speaker 2: so that's like treating everyone like that, your servants, thanks
Speaker 2: for waiting, Like we weren't waiting, we were just on time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, also we had to.
Speaker 2: Like I have thought about it in some scenarios where
Speaker 2: I'm late, I'm like, I'm going to give this a whirl.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say thanks for waiting, because apparently that's
Speaker 2: you know, good business advice. And every time I try
Speaker 2: and say it. I'm like, it's it feels wrong. I
Speaker 2: can't say this. I'm just gonna be like, so I'm late.
Speaker 4: You also clearly business advice if you late to a
Speaker 4: business meeting and you're talking about stocks, but if you're
Speaker 4: late to someone's christening, you're not gonna go. Thanks for waiting,
Speaker 4: not baptizing baby. Resume and imagine showing up to a
Speaker 4: one on one lunch.
Speaker 2: Thanks for waiting, babe. No, you don't need to power
Speaker 2: play with your friends. That's shit advice. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: that was an American TikToker. You can imagine that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, dumb.
Speaker 2: Do you find that, Jenna, you'll back me up here.
Speaker 2: Sometimes Americans in the workplace come across ruder, not saying
Speaker 2: they are, they come across the ruder. We had a
Speaker 2: bitch like that at our old workplace that was like,
Speaker 2: thanks for a waiting team.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I always thought she was better than everyone else,
Speaker 3: even though she wasn't even qualified, even though she was
Speaker 3: quite shit.
Speaker 2: And there's just something about referring to people as my
Speaker 2: team that I find so condescending.
Speaker 4: Americans are very quick to jump into confrontation. They do
Speaker 4: not mind. They're very happy to jump right into an argument.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't, I don't. I don't mind that.
Speaker 4: No, maybe you're half American.
Speaker 3: You show had the confrontations between Mitchell and this other.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was the only one that would go
Speaker 2: that bitch. Yeah, I'd pull her up on her shit.
Speaker 2: H She asked me to make a Steve her when
Speaker 2: mean on the anniversary of his debt about him dying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because she thought it was funny.
Speaker 4: What was the mean?
Speaker 2: And I was I can't remember, this is years ago.
Speaker 2: And I was like, and she tried to play that
Speaker 2: well i'm your manager card and I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you that Australians won't find that funny, and
Speaker 2: I'm telling you it's not a good idea, so I'm
Speaker 2: not doing it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And she was like, okay, well you need to find
Speaker 2: me in alternatate BA C O B. I was like,
Speaker 2: you don't have to abbreviate in real fucking in real life.
Speaker 4: She said out loud, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, or maybe she said end of play. She
Speaker 2: loved that.
Speaker 4: Didn't you wish you could play soccer?
Speaker 2: But yeah, I was the only one that would stand
Speaker 2: up to her. I wasn't rude about it. I was
Speaker 2: just like assertive, assertive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you are very assertive. Yeah, you're teaching us to
Speaker 4: be a.
Speaker 2: Superhereas Jenna would be like, all right, I will, and
Speaker 2: then as soon as she left the room, I.
Speaker 3: Can't stand that bitch when they said that she was leaving,
Speaker 3: I started laughing.
Speaker 2: Her.
Speaker 4: That much.
Speaker 2: For Jenna, though, because me and this cow in our
Speaker 2: office clearly didn't get along and so we didn't bother
Speaker 2: to pretend that we did. Whereas this chick that we
Speaker 2: all hated kept inviting Jenna to like the movies and
Speaker 2: shit out of work, and Jenna's like, fuck me, I.
Speaker 3: Had to go to a Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 2: And that's what that was My reaction evil laughed, being like,
Speaker 2: sucked in, Jenna, that's what you get for me and nice.
Speaker 4: You've got to be real, Jenny. I gotta be honest, soul.
Speaker 4: We be invited to your enemies dinners.
Speaker 2: Thanksgiffy.
Speaker 4: And you would have kept complimenting her too. It's lovely turkey.
Speaker 2: Also, I did make an effort with that buckhead. I
Speaker 2: remember being like this person. I was like, oh, let
Speaker 2: me take you to lunch. We should catch up one
Speaker 2: on one. We haven't done that since you've been here.
Speaker 2: And then she emailed me from her desk, which was
Speaker 2: two meters from me, being like, I packed lunch today.
Speaker 2: Can we reschedule? I was like, why if I keep
Speaker 2: emailing me, we're fucking spitting distance from each other. I
Speaker 2: was like, can I forget about it?
Speaker 4: Fuck your lunch and I hate it, simply hate it. Now, Mitchell,
Speaker 4: it's time to move on. As you know, it's my
Speaker 4: cup week here on the show. Yep, you've already had
Speaker 4: two spiders, which I think is excessive.
Speaker 2: You guys are running the show. I'm not planning a thing.
Speaker 4: She's doing a thing. He's got his comedy shows to
Speaker 4: plan for, which is absolutely if it's fine where he
Speaker 4: were doing the heavy lifting. Jenna and I have organized
Speaker 4: the show, so we thought we'd bring in a segment
Speaker 4: when you have no control over it that you've already
Speaker 4: turned down and said no to.
Speaker 2: Thirty one sixty five? What's your Doorbell? Found like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, that'd be fun. What's your doorbell? And you
Speaker 2: run to your front door and you just tell us
Speaker 2: what your doorbell is.
Speaker 4: I'd actually quite like that.
Speaker 2: Well, you can keep that shit for your radio show. No,
Speaker 2: I saved it for the next episode.
Speaker 4: Five show us your doorbell. We're doing it?
Speaker 2: Did you actually?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is that what you were posting in our Facebook group
Speaker 2: about you said if anyone's going to be home?
Speaker 4: Yep, what's at home? Doorbells all different kinds. Ooh we
Speaker 4: like that doorbell day, Yeah, you got this doorbell. I've
Speaker 4: got a classic doorbell. So we want to know thirteen
Speaker 4: one oh six five call us? What does your doorbell sound?
Speaker 2: You do realize that this isn't live. You can't get
Speaker 2: giving the number out makes no different.
Speaker 4: But it sounds real, isn't that. I've got some doorbell
Speaker 4: music playing. There's our doorbell music, right, Okay, it's very
Speaker 4: on brand. And what I've got, Mitch, is five doorbell.
Speaker 4: Five door bell. Let me tell you. I'll spoil you today.
Speaker 4: We have an international doorbell.
Speaker 2: Really so this is is it an in gym top
Speaker 2: five in a way?
Speaker 4: Technically?
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 4: I will get you to critique each five doorbells.
Speaker 2: Have you heard them already?
Speaker 4: I've never heard them?
Speaker 2: No, okay no, and it's up to me.
Speaker 4: It's up to you to select who has the best
Speaker 4: doorbell in the world. Yeah, right, this is going global, Ladies,
Speaker 4: and gentlemen. So Mitchell take notes. We are continuing I
Speaker 4: guess that my kitchen real scene by getting you to judge.
Speaker 4: Shall we go to the first doorbell. Let's start with
Speaker 4: Lisa on A thirteen six five. Hello, Lisa, Hello.
Speaker 5: My MITCHI MoU how are you?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Is this the Litha from Adelaide?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Darling, this is me. Hello, my Chu chu,
Speaker 5: my Mitch and mine. Madam JN Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2: It's Madam Jay. Last time, Madam j.
Speaker 5: I know what I have to be kind though, because
Speaker 5: she's Jenner and she's beautiful and she's wonderful. She's amazing
Speaker 5: than you. Now that's all right, my love.
Speaker 4: Lisa, your first cab off the rank. Can you please
Speaker 4: show us your doorbell?
Speaker 5: Are you ready for this? Adeladian? Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Lady?
Speaker 4: And good Mitch. That's he's picking up notes of Adeladia, right,
Speaker 4: go for it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: That sounds like the sort of thing that goes off
Speaker 2: when you walk into a door.
Speaker 4: It does. Yeah, one more time, Lisa, one more time? Yeah,
Speaker 4: it rings twice?
Speaker 3: Quite like it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Right? Okay, short and sharp, that's classic. Well, how
Speaker 2: do you feel about your door bell? Lisa? Is that
Speaker 2: fucking annoying. It sounds loud.
Speaker 5: Listen, No, it's still going off. It fucking keeps going
Speaker 5: because you go there and turn it off. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: it's one of those, and it's one of those of
Speaker 5: the screen so you can see the poor bastard standing
Speaker 5: at the doorway come an answer, and you think, yeah, no,
Speaker 5: I'm not answering the door, so you just turn it off.
Speaker 4: Walk away point.
Speaker 5: What do I Because I didn't answer the doors, I
Speaker 5: need to answer the door to Ouber Eats Bakes.
Speaker 4: I'm on this show. All right, thank you, Lisa. Let's
Speaker 4: move on. Doorbell on number two, we have Steph. Hello, Steph?
Speaker 2: Hello, where are you from? Darlin?
Speaker 1: Paddy?
Speaker 2: We're going local.
Speaker 4: Have you ever been to the cad Refactory?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: What's the school excursions there?
Speaker 3: As a kid?
Speaker 4: It's disgusting, isn't it.
Speaker 7: It's actually rank.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were talking about this earlier.
Speaker 4: I said, doorfall. All right, Steph, everyone say it with me?
Speaker 4: Play there, doll oh go again, Steph.
Speaker 8: Okay, it's haunting.
Speaker 4: I actually really like I'm going to say, I don't
Speaker 4: like you.
Speaker 2: You don't like that one? Yeah, it's a bit it's
Speaker 2: a bit pitchy. Bub Yeah, it's not great.
Speaker 5: It was this house bluns an old lady before us,
Speaker 5: so I think it was her.
Speaker 4: Definitely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got.
Speaker 4: All right, Steph Mitch is writing, No, they hope hopefully
Speaker 4: you win. We love you. Let's move on. We've got Joey. Hello, Joey,
Speaker 4: Mitch and Jennery here as well.
Speaker 2: Where are you from?
Speaker 4: Where are you from?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: I'm from where.
Speaker 2: I thought he said, Thorpies. I was like, what Philip
Speaker 2: the Night with Thorpe? Okay, the Philippines. There we go.
Speaker 5: I'm in Double at the moment.
Speaker 4: Oh, Jenna's hometown.
Speaker 2: You're in Dubble. You're dunk and they'd have six fucking
Speaker 2: doorbells out there? Which area?
Speaker 1: The south?
Speaker 2: South?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: I want to hear this Dubbo door Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: hit us go Joey, when you're ready, what's play that?
Speaker 4: I'm really gonna get that catchphrase down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you told him to say it together, but then
Speaker 2: you didn't tell us what.
Speaker 4: To play the doorbell?
Speaker 2: Ready to play the door bell?
Speaker 4: Oh that one sounds like, oh fuck, we Dubble doesn't
Speaker 4: make around with our.
Speaker 2: Doorbell to Really that one sounds like a toy cash
Speaker 2: red dis stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, bring matel vibes Joey one more time.
Speaker 3: Please, I can't believe you have the same doorbell as.
Speaker 2: Well, you know not.
Speaker 4: That sounds like you're in a service station. All right, Joey,
Speaker 4: Mitch is taking notes, so let me hope you win. Okay,
Speaker 4: good luck, joe Thanks, thanks, Joey, they win anything, no God,
Speaker 4: no gratitude talking to us. All right, this is very
Speaker 4: exciting in an iGEM world first, actually in a global
Speaker 4: world first, never been done before. We are crossing live
Speaker 4: to Minnesota in the United States of America. Hello, Jessica,
Speaker 4: Oh my.
Speaker 5: God, Hey guys, listen, Jessica, here's my doorbell.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, let's hear it. It was What the fuck
Speaker 2: did you? That sounds like you're being electrocute.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you're in the purge, Jesus. Sounds like
Speaker 4: a cut in the gym's mowing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's painful.
Speaker 4: Do you did that?
Speaker 2: Give you the eck? When that goes off?
Speaker 5: They scared of sometimes.
Speaker 1: You know what it.
Speaker 4: Sounds like, Jessica. It sounds like I'm in my NaN's
Speaker 4: backroom playing operation as a six year old sleep and
Speaker 4: drop the kidney. That is scary.
Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, well, thanks for that. I'm sorry to hear
Speaker 2: about your doorbell.
Speaker 4: Hey, thank you for listening from Minnesota to where about?
Speaker 4: That's so exciting you. How long have you been listening?
Speaker 5: Well, I've just like found you guys, maybe like a
Speaker 5: month ago.
Speaker 2: So it looks the old ones, and then I started
Speaker 2: listening to the newer ones and the older ones. So yeah,
Speaker 2: well clearly it's downhill because now we're ranking.
Speaker 4: All right. Thank you very much, Jessica. We love you,
Speaker 4: love you. Thanks for listening, guys, Thank you, thank you
Speaker 4: for taking part final Orbell Mitchell, Your palette is adjusted
Speaker 4: and ready for Sky. Hello, Sky, Welcome to the show, Hingo,
Speaker 4: tell you good. Where are you from? Sky?
Speaker 5: Melbourne?
Speaker 4: Real very well rounded selection of bells?
Speaker 2: Are you going to be at my comedy gig which
Speaker 2: at the time recording has not happened yet.
Speaker 5: Sure let's say yes.
Speaker 2: I'm sensing that you don't mean that and I will
Speaker 2: never meet you.
Speaker 4: Oh, Sky, you should just lied. You wouldn't have known.
Speaker 4: All right, Sky, you're the last door bell, doorbell number five.
Speaker 4: Take us out and play us your doorbell?
Speaker 5: Ready?
Speaker 4: Wait, do that again? Go again?
Speaker 2: I think she was shot.
Speaker 4: Go against Sky? Are you knocking on a door, Sky.
Speaker 3: Are you clapping or something?
Speaker 5: Matt rich enough for a doorbell?
Speaker 4: She's not rich enough for a door she's knocking. Well,
Speaker 4: you're you're disqualified out of the competition. That's not how
Speaker 4: it works.
Speaker 2: Sky g d well Sky comes in at number five. Naturally, sorry, Sky,
Speaker 2: thanks a lot.
Speaker 4: Do you believe that? So we're done. That's it, Mitchell. Wow,
Speaker 4: doorbells have been delivered, which brings us to this moment
Speaker 4: in time.
Speaker 1: The top five division.
Speaker 4: Top five on the fly.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's the top five door bells based on
Speaker 2: the course we have had global doorbells. Yes, global doorbells. Yeah,
Speaker 2: from Dubbo to Minnesota. Yeah, no doorbell left unwrung, I'm
Speaker 2: turned on.
Speaker 4: All right, give us a ranking.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll coming in at number five. Would have
Speaker 2: to be a Sky because she was disqualified. She was knocking.
Speaker 2: That's not a doorbell. I'm so sorry. True. I mean,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have put that car aware, but what would
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: I vetted everyone's doorbell. I said, do you have a doorbell?
Speaker 4: And she was cheeky?
Speaker 2: So gotch.
Speaker 4: I can't pay that. I pay the cheekiness. But no,
Speaker 4: she didn't have a doorbell.
Speaker 2: Okay, well. Coming in at number four would be Jessica
Speaker 2: with this that electric chair doorbell no good. Number three
Speaker 2: would be Steph It was completely harmless. But this a
Speaker 2: bit too high pitch for me.
Speaker 4: It doesn't painly. Is that one worked to me? It's
Speaker 4: not good.
Speaker 2: Coming in at number two, Lisa from Adelaide had a
Speaker 2: beautiful doorbell. However, it's a it's got a mind of
Speaker 2: its own. It's an unhinged door bell. Yeah, I remember
Speaker 2: she said she couldn't turn it off, and like, you
Speaker 2: have to physically go out there and ring it again
Speaker 2: so it'll stop. Otherwise they could ring all day or night. No,
Speaker 2: I don't like that. I need to have control of
Speaker 2: my bell.
Speaker 4: So that brings us to number one.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, number one is Joey from Dubbo, whose doorbell
Speaker 2: was basically like Lisa's, but it just is a bit
Speaker 2: more reliable.
Speaker 4: Have a listen, this is it. That's a good door bell,
Speaker 4: he joins us to celebrate. Hello. Thank you guys, who
Speaker 4: would you like to thank.
Speaker 2: I would like to thank all the people of Dubbo, Yes,
Speaker 2: for bringing us this door ball. Well, Jenna reckons that
Speaker 2: you have the exact same doorbell that she did in Dubbo.
Speaker 2: I reckon. There's one Dubbo doorbell.
Speaker 3: Dealer that's a requirement to be in Dubbo.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I need that bell it.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: Well, congratulations, you're you're a superstar in our eyes.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: And pride keeper Jenna, because it's her job, We'll hook
Speaker 2: you up with a prize for winning, won't she.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, she will find something.
Speaker 2: Take that off the air and you can do get
Speaker 2: up to Jonah's house in Dubble. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Good idea, so easy for you.
Speaker 4: Don't give with cracking on congratulations. I think Joe is
Speaker 4: definitely not interested in pushing the doorbell. He likes to
Speaker 4: be pushed himself.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what I mean, What a shame you
Speaker 2: get some Dubbo dick. What a shame?
Speaker 4: I wonder if the Dubbo doorbell dealer gives good dick.
Speaker 8: Listening on Spotify, don't forget to leave a five star.
Speaker 2: You're listening to? Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Okay? The Muffy Show continues, everybody you're enjoying Mitchell, turn
Speaker 4: it down. You don't like the music though, you need
Speaker 4: to be able to hear our voices over it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but it's like an excitement song that it fades out
Speaker 4: and Vanessa fades out quite.
Speaker 1: Like a career.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, okay, what I mean?
Speaker 4: It starts really big, everyone's really excited, and then nothing
Speaker 4: for thirty years.
Speaker 2: She's still going strong. How very dare you she? If
Speaker 2: you weren't homophobic and didn't come to Mindigra, you would
Speaker 2: have seen that she did a blank performance.
Speaker 4: She did. Actually I retract that. I take that back.
Speaker 4: All right, sorry, Vanessa?
Speaker 2: And what are we doing now?
Speaker 4: All right? As we move on, Jenner, are you ready?
Speaker 4: I'm ready. I'm ready. This is something that happens in
Speaker 4: all schools and as we continue to school trend, this
Speaker 4: is musty day, after all, we celebrating freedom. We can
Speaker 4: wear whatever we want. We're doing a round of IDJEM,
Speaker 4: Show and Tell and tell on a show a show
Speaker 4: opener at everything.
Speaker 2: Michel, you just had that line around. You didn't make that.
Speaker 4: It's a segment from Kyle and Jackie Oh show. I
Speaker 4: did edit that to take Kyle's Show and Tell out
Speaker 4: so tomorrow, Yeah, if you go back and listen, there's
Speaker 4: a moment where and we pull it down.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, and they were doing a round of Show
Speaker 2: and Tell. Okay, So, as I.
Speaker 4: Mentioned on the Instagram Live. I think I'll go first channel. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I never liked show and tell in primary school. It's
Speaker 4: actually something that we didn't do. It feels very American.
Speaker 4: Did you guys do show and tell?
Speaker 2: I lived for it, did you? Yeah? And any hindsight,
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone gave a fuck about what I
Speaker 2: was showing and telling. I would like right class today,
Speaker 2: I got the New shaki An album and I would
Speaker 2: just show that and all thoughts of shit, But I
Speaker 2: don't think anyone really cared.
Speaker 4: I did take my dad to school. Take your parents
Speaker 4: to school day and you brought your dad in and
Speaker 4: they told what they did at work. Oh that was
Speaker 4: so cute. Remember that, No, Joede, your parents? Did you
Speaker 4: ever do that?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: And your dad would sit down and go, I'll work
Speaker 4: for a wine company.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you how that would have gone at my school.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: My dad's a farmer. My dad's also a farmer. My
Speaker 2: dad's also a farmer. My dad's a farmer. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: wouldn't have been that interesting.
Speaker 4: And you're right, it would have been similar for Janet.
Speaker 4: My dad's an executive banker. My dad's an executive banker.
Speaker 4: My dad's a wealthy millionaires. My dad's a Muggel Lane coat,
Speaker 4: primary lane coat. Yeah, that's hardly that's hardly high for
Speaker 4: Luton Lane Cove. Anyway, if you follow us on Instagram
Speaker 4: a couple of minutes you would have seen about a weekend
Speaker 4: or two ago, I revealed that I'm playing a new instrument.
Speaker 2: Oh is that what this is?
Speaker 4: This is, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to introduce you.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't tell me what the instrument was. I don't know.
Speaker 4: And I'm going to put a timer on. We're going
Speaker 4: to do two minutes on the clock. But I will
Speaker 4: be showing and telling today my Pheromon. So if you'd
Speaker 4: indulge it, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna go Perramon.
Speaker 4: You haven't seen it because it's under the desk.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a kitchen appliance. Whow What for the
Speaker 2: lover of God is that? It looks like a laminador?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's my Ferramon.
Speaker 3: Everybody like a mini spaceship.
Speaker 4: I spoke to the technicians and it is wired into
Speaker 4: the desk. Now, for those at home thinking, what the
Speaker 4: hell's a theremon? Why am I pointing?
Speaker 2: I'm in the room theremon?
Speaker 4: Okay for those in the room, this is a theremon.
Speaker 4: You know this famous theme sung X files, right of
Speaker 4: course is this.
Speaker 2: You're in the background, So it's like a synthe science.
Speaker 4: It's like a synthesizer. However, it's the only instrument in
Speaker 4: the world that requires nothing to be touched. It's all
Speaker 4: played via electromagnetics. What just watch and learn. So I'm
Speaker 4: turning my theerremon on, ladies and gentlemen. So there's a
Speaker 4: giant antenna it looks like an alien spaceship. On the right,
Speaker 4: there's a giant antenna. This controls frequency. On the left,
Speaker 4: there is a curved antenna which controls volume. So I'm
Speaker 4: turning it on. Jesus, we're on where on? Oh, I'm
Speaker 4: just connecting to the hremon day there.
Speaker 2: Wait, so does it depend on how close your hand
Speaker 2: is about antenna?
Speaker 4: I'm now at one with a theremon.
Speaker 2: Fuck, So that is wild.
Speaker 4: You know, I've tried the banjo and I like to
Speaker 4: stand out from the pack. How many people can play
Speaker 4: the banjo in the world millions?
Speaker 2: And you're not that crash hood on the saxophone either.
Speaker 4: So this is my third shot at an instrument that
Speaker 4: I think I can actually play because it requires no
Speaker 4: fucking playing. All you need is your hands.
Speaker 2: But what if you actually want to play a song?
Speaker 4: Oh, I'll get there eventually, but I'm gonna perform for
Speaker 4: you now. Okay. So this is ladies and gentlemen me
Speaker 4: playing the theremon. Are we ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? You know what that makes them want to do? Mody?
Speaker 4: I can get higher? Ready, So it's.
Speaker 2: How do you get higher?
Speaker 4: Just wait, there's a muzzy in the room.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to explain it to the people listening.
Speaker 2: So how do you do it? You move your hands
Speaker 2: further away if you get higher.
Speaker 4: So there are two antennas here on the perremon. On
Speaker 4: the left is volume here this one here. Make sure
Speaker 4: this controls the volume. The higher my hand goes, the
Speaker 4: louder it gets. On the right, this antenna looks like
Speaker 4: an old TV. The further away it gets, the lower
Speaker 4: the pitch becomes, and the higher the higher it becomes.
Speaker 4: Do classic theherremon?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Can you change the sound on it? Yes?
Speaker 4: This is quite a modern theremon.
Speaker 2: Could you make it sound like a church organ?
Speaker 4: Yes? I can, you're joking. I can make it sound
Speaker 4: like ready to actually.
Speaker 2: Try and play something files.
Speaker 3: I'm on the x files theme, so try x.
Speaker 4: Files or do the scales ready, I'll start with scales. See.
Speaker 2: I find that harder than an actual instrument, because the
Speaker 2: piano you know which key to press to get a
Speaker 2: certain note, but that it's guessing by distance, like you
Speaker 2: could easily get the wrong note.
Speaker 4: Would you like to have a try?
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, and you're gonna have to take my seat.
Speaker 4: I'm going to give you. Would you like in orbit?
Speaker 2: Nah? That's like that irritating doorbell. Go to the least
Speaker 2: irritating sound.
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 2: Thermo mix?
Speaker 4: No? All right, I'm over here watching now. Don't forget.
Speaker 4: Your left hand is volume. So take the cord off
Speaker 4: it and keep your left hand. Touch your hand on it. Yep.
Speaker 4: And then get your right hand and put it maybe
Speaker 4: a centimeter away flat like this. Yep, and they lift
Speaker 4: your left hand up.
Speaker 2: I might just leave the left hand still, just leave
Speaker 2: it low. I can't find the starting note of the
Speaker 2: xbiles music. Does it even go low enough? Farking out?
Speaker 2: I don't like this.
Speaker 4: Change the knob, change the setting. Get something more closer,
Speaker 4: furtheres knob to the right.
Speaker 2: Oh ah, there we go, it's way off.
Speaker 4: Now I get I heard it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, it's almost ridiculous. How talented I am. I
Speaker 2: took to that like a duck to water.
Speaker 4: You know, if anyone will innately do the theramon, it's
Speaker 4: Jenna either. You should have a quick guy that you've
Speaker 4: got it in your body.
Speaker 2: I go.
Speaker 4: The therami is, in fact, voted the hardest instrument to
Speaker 4: play in the world.
Speaker 2: And you thought that was easier. You told me the
Speaker 2: reason you wanted to learn it's because it's easier than
Speaker 2: an actual instrument.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I thought it was too until I paid eight hundred
Speaker 4: dollars and had to pick it up from Merrickville and
Speaker 4: Facebook marketplace. Imagine getting invited to play this at the
Speaker 4: Anzact ceremony on the fucking idea on the theorem.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're gasping at. She's it's playing nonsense, but.
Speaker 4: It's a Nate it's in a blood.
Speaker 2: You didn't say that about me.
Speaker 4: I'm blown away.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's one of those instruments where it just
Speaker 2: sounds correct, even if you're just making it up. Like
Speaker 2: if I did this on a piano, it's bashed random notes,
Speaker 2: it wouldn't sound like a song, but because it's a thermomix,
Speaker 2: it just kind of because it's so like obscure. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I drive my final show. So what's your plan with this?
Speaker 2: You're actually gonna get lessons? Do you get lessons on them?
Speaker 4: I have Maddie Jay and Laura Burn's wedding coming up
Speaker 4: in October and I'm hoping to be asked to play it.
Speaker 2: That's my goal, right, But are you actually going to
Speaker 2: learn it or you just just buy it to play with?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 4: Now, I've got YouTube last up to less than three
Speaker 4: of theremon one I won?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm learning all right, all right, I'm going
Speaker 4: to try and nail it over the beat of the
Speaker 4: X Files theme. Ready?
Speaker 2: Oh god? Oh no, it goes higher?
Speaker 4: I think I did it ready, I'm doing it.
Speaker 2: That's not it?
Speaker 4: Pretty hard? I'm going to try now, Oh so hard?
Speaker 4: I did it?
Speaker 2: Is that actually what X Files has played on?
Speaker 4: Yess a? Theremon? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What made you want to get this?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: What where did this idea come from? Out of nowhere?
Speaker 4: Well? I went to a microphone store to purchase a
Speaker 4: microphone for my radio show, and it's a music store
Speaker 4: and someone was playing it beautifully and I said I
Speaker 4: want to be them. They had people lined up to
Speaker 4: watch them, and I thought, that's attention that I'm not getting.
Speaker 4: I need to be getting. So how do I It
Speaker 4: was like fourteen hundred dollars, So I went straight to marketplace.
Speaker 4: There was one online in Marrickville. Hey a Baudi, I'll
Speaker 4: give eight ten you hold that theremon for me.
Speaker 2: You sit put.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna quickly show you one thing. I'm gonna show
Speaker 4: you a professional theremon player, so you know where I'll
Speaker 4: be in about three to four days.
Speaker 2: I feel like you're gonna start taking this thing to
Speaker 2: parties and being like, no, don't make me play, don't
Speaker 2: make me play, and then you just start playing wonder
Speaker 2: Wall on the Thermo mix.
Speaker 4: Listen to this. This is a boy four point seven
Speaker 4: million views on the Internet. He's playing the theremon. Isn't
Speaker 4: that nice?
Speaker 2: It's not that nice? Actually? Really yeah, I find that
Speaker 2: particular one a bit annoying.
Speaker 3: Founding the piano's nice.
Speaker 4: Well, he doesn't have a Theremoni's expenses of mine. Not
Speaker 4: everyone can afford it. He's been playing for thirty years
Speaker 4: and he can't afford it. It's actually his lifecraft and
Speaker 4: he's on an old score one. Oh, and that's my
Speaker 4: show and tell over. Yeah, I think we play this
Speaker 4: for the rest of the episode. I could do the
Speaker 4: next season's music.
Speaker 2: You could. It's not like there's royalties issues.
Speaker 1: You made it.
Speaker 4: I made it with my own instrument.
Speaker 2: I just don't know why you're striving for that same
Speaker 2: attention the guy in the music store had, because when
Speaker 2: people are ever just going to stumble across you playing
Speaker 2: it unless you take it to parties, which in itself
Speaker 2: is a bit annoying. It's very obnoxious.
Speaker 4: Imagine you in the QVB. I will do it.
Speaker 2: Do you need like a guitar ramp or something to
Speaker 2: go with it to play it out loud?
Speaker 4: I've just connected it straight to the studio desk. It's
Speaker 4: got the guitar connection.
Speaker 2: How do you play it at home?
Speaker 4: Oh, it's got a built in speaker?
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, I've got a guitar ramp that I'm
Speaker 2: not using, so you can use that.
Speaker 4: Ah, I will use it. I will use it. All right. Guys,
Speaker 4: If you want a custom theorem and played at your wedding,
Speaker 4: contact me. I reckon. I'll be at that level of
Speaker 4: about three or four days, so hit me up. And
Speaker 4: by the time episodes out, I'll be playing.
Speaker 2: Wow wow wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What happens if you just like your hand has a
Speaker 2: fucking spasms I am speaking if you just feel like this,
Speaker 2: wave your hand like a lunatic Wow Wow Now again
Speaker 2: somewhere triple yow Wow. Amazing new track here on Triple
Speaker 2: j Wow.
Speaker 4: That right there was Jehovah's Beethoven. Then having take on
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ over Star. The artist simply goes by the
Speaker 4: number seven.
Speaker 2: And you can catch them at Splendor this year.
Speaker 4: Wow seven takes inspiration from sounds such as kind of
Speaker 4: a cruise line, horns and aeroplane turbones. This year, I'll
Speaker 4: get better, I'll get my show and tell has completed. Jenna,
Speaker 4: your two minute timer that I blew out starts.
Speaker 2: Now, Okay, see her fucking podcast craft just isn't up
Speaker 2: to scratch. No, she's like you said, all right over
Speaker 2: to you, Jenna, and then she was mute and she's
Speaker 2: not describing what's happening that no one can see.
Speaker 4: Jenny, you need to use your mouth.
Speaker 2: She's putting something that's not how it works your multitask.
Speaker 3: I'm currently wearing a WSFM jacket worn by the one
Speaker 3: and only Amanda Keller. That's my show and tell. Would
Speaker 3: you like to feel it? No?
Speaker 4: This is from the Jones and Amanda Show.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is Amanda's specifically, she wears it every show. No,
Speaker 3: they don't wear it every show, it's just events. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Cool, fascinating.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, thank you, Jenna, thank you. She showed,
Speaker 4: she told barely.
Speaker 2: She didn't do the tell bit. She said, all right,
Speaker 2: I've got something to show you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jenna, that was technically just show.
Speaker 2: I told you. Yeah, this is really good for a podcast.
Speaker 2: Show someone a jacket that they can't see and don't
Speaker 2: describe it.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, rare outy here musty show down and dastard
Speaker 4: you know what? That's all? One more time? Crack open
Speaker 4: a Oh you're having a fan to spider.
Speaker 2: That's a nice one, yummy creaming cider.
Speaker 4: Oh spider he've got?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You do?
Speaker 1: You do?
Speaker 2: I have a fanto one d reckon that you could
Speaker 2: do a pashion a spider.
Speaker 4: That'll be I wonder if you can do spiders with
Speaker 4: non fizzy drinks sorry, I mean alcoholic drinks, like an
Speaker 4: alcohol spider.
Speaker 2: Oh, surely, like a cruiser spider. It needs to be
Speaker 2: a bubbly alcohol though and sweet. Yeah, like a muskada.
Speaker 4: Oh I love muscada joke. I had a wedding over
Speaker 4: the weekend. All I drunk all night was shandies.
Speaker 2: Really sounds like a great night to me. What's the
Speaker 2: point of this story?
Speaker 4: I love a shandy. It was half alcohol, so it
Speaker 4: wasn't even pissed by the night.
Speaker 2: What do you mean half alcohol?
Speaker 4: Well, a shandy is half alcohol, half beer, half lemonade.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you would have been bogan and saying
Speaker 2: shandy instead of like shand on.
Speaker 4: No, no, I'll have a shandy is like an old
Speaker 4: woman's drink, which is half lemonade so you don't get
Speaker 4: too drunk and a bit sweet so you.
Speaker 2: Can drink it. Sounds terrible.
Speaker 4: No, I really liked it all right, Mitchell, did you
Speaker 4: enjoy the kickback relaxed week?
Speaker 2: It oddly made me more tense, But it's okay because
Speaker 2: like a walk away from this burning and it's not
Speaker 2: my problem. I appreciate the help. Spare it.
Speaker 4: Will we love you? And by the time this is out,
Speaker 4: Mitch's shows would have been a hit success. I've actually
Speaker 4: got a review from the future and it says five stars.
Speaker 2: Good, really good. Yeah, fab bilous And that was from
Speaker 2: half Post And that's it the Melbourne that's it. The
Speaker 2: Melbourne leg I've got. The Sydney show is coming up
Speaker 2: end of April early May. You want to come along
Speaker 2: to that.
Speaker 4: I spoil anything, but has asked been player fera ment
Speaker 4: to open so if you want to see it live.
Speaker 4: I imagine if I was good enough to count you
Speaker 4: in with the.
Speaker 2: Theremon No, I can't even imagine, you know what?
Speaker 4: But can I thank you for listening? Everyone, Please give
Speaker 4: us a five star rating. We love you. Can do
Speaker 4: it on Spotify now. Apple podcast keeps us going, right
Speaker 4: If you haven't written a review on your new here
Speaker 4: like we heard we had it's a Minnesota listeners, write
Speaker 4: a review. It keeps us going and we love you.
Speaker 4: I We'll see you next week.
Speaker 2: Catch you then it agains. That was a fun that
Speaker 2: mufty weed. Thankfully so it took us for your shows me,
Speaker 2: thanks damn babe?
Speaker 1: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 8: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add breath. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 2: the end. Oh you should be doing this bit.
Speaker 4: Actually I've never done it in the history of the show.
Speaker 4: Welcome to add brief. This is a secret segment on
Speaker 4: the end of the show. I wonder if I could
Speaker 4: play that sund effect on a heremon, Probably you.
Speaker 2: Have to explain what a d brief is.
Speaker 4: A is the back of this little part of the
Speaker 4: show where nothing is planned and we don't know what's
Speaker 4: going to happen.
Speaker 2: It's meant to be the chaotic alternative to what otherwise
Speaker 2: is a really thoughtfully structured show. But it's yeah, this
Speaker 2: whole week with mufty weeks.
Speaker 4: Yes, you know when you drink milk and now there's
Speaker 4: milk alternatives. You got oat milk, You've got some milk,
Speaker 4: You've got tit milk. Now add debrief is IgE am alternative.
Speaker 4: If you're allergic to the main show, you've got this.
Speaker 2: If you have a bad reaction to the main show, if.
Speaker 4: You need to be epipenn in the next straight after
Speaker 4: listening to the main show, this is for you. You know,
Speaker 4: Hayden said to me the other day, he goes, I
Speaker 4: think I'm lactose intolerant, Like, oh why, I guess, Well,
Speaker 4: ever since I started drinking because I live.
Speaker 2: In Gleeb now of course I am no, he goaues.
Speaker 4: I've been shitting myself after I drink milk. Then yes,
Speaker 4: that's like to like, yeah, that's a direct correlation.
Speaker 2: But how does that come on all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: Like people who have never been lactose intolerant, all of
Speaker 2: a sudden just change one day. I feel like it's
Speaker 2: the virus, you know, like coronavirus, Like one day I'll
Speaker 2: catch the lactose intolerance.
Speaker 4: Maybe you're right, Maybe we've spent too much time in
Speaker 4: the inner West near the city and we've just caught hypsterism.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have look at shit wearing fucking blue light
Speaker 2: glasses that serve no real purpose, playing the Thermo mix,
Speaker 2: wearing a little nit jumper like that.
Speaker 4: It's a Ferra mix by Moog. If you want to
Speaker 4: look at this, guy's the Mini by Moog. It's very good.
Speaker 4: So the old theremon that I played for it's a
Speaker 4: wooden block with two antennas on the side, and it's
Speaker 4: just that one sound. This is the new state.
Speaker 2: Of the art. You mean the old one you played?
Speaker 4: Remember I played a sample of some kid playing it. Oh,
Speaker 4: that is a wooden block like a cheese block with
Speaker 4: two antennas. But this is state of the art. That's
Speaker 4: why it costs so much money. I can't return it now.
Speaker 4: Though I think it was a good investment, it feels
Speaker 4: like you're going to lose interest. That banjo is still
Speaker 4: in its case, still got the bags on it.
Speaker 2: How do you actually get a banjo? Oh? That's right,
Speaker 2: fucking hell, I forgot.
Speaker 4: I brought that into Yeah. That was during the at
Speaker 4: home shows. Yes, then we did the saxophone, of course,
Speaker 4: which I was really.
Speaker 2: Bring a banjo in? Remember I played nah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was at your house, at your house the
Speaker 3: drugs that appended the drugs.
Speaker 2: Oh was that the episode where were doing it from
Speaker 2: my place because I just had surgery?
Speaker 4: Yes, and I did it from your bedroom. I played
Speaker 4: the banjo in your bedroom.
Speaker 2: I have no recollection.
Speaker 4: I think that's what made Isabelle your cat fall for me.
Speaker 2: I remember organizing the saxophone to come in here. Yes,
Speaker 2: and that was shocking.
Speaker 4: But I return.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and how was it?
Speaker 4: I went, ye?
Speaker 2: Really good? Did you vow that you were going to
Speaker 2: learn the banjo? Right?
Speaker 4: Okay, but I'm not vowing all of them this I
Speaker 4: already know it. It's a nate in my bones, you don't.
Speaker 4: I am at one with the Pheromon.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 4: Now, something I wanted to bring up on the show
Speaker 4: this week was the Will Smith Ster, but we can't.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be old by the time this comes out.
Speaker 4: But it has literally happened yesterday recording time. Do we
Speaker 4: all have hot takes on it?
Speaker 2: I feel like there's nothing I can say that hasn't
Speaker 2: already been said. Yeah, because there was like it ebbs
Speaker 2: and flows my feelings towards that, because at first I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, good on you for standing up for
Speaker 2: your your bird, your missus, And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: violence is never really answer. But then I thought, well,
Speaker 2: no one would be talking about the issue if he
Speaker 2: hadn't done that, because it wouldn't have as much of
Speaker 2: a statement if you just had a polite adult conversation backstage.
Speaker 4: Now, but you know what he could have done, which
Speaker 4: would have been really impactful. He could have got up there,
Speaker 4: took tagging the microphone and said, my wife is beautiful,
Speaker 4: don't make jokes about Alopecia's a disease, donate here at
Speaker 4: the Alopecia fund dot org, and then sat down.
Speaker 2: How powerful that I have a feeling it wasn't that
Speaker 2: well thought through. No, I agree, but yeah, hindsight, it's
Speaker 2: the beautiful thing, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I was watching it live and I was eating Sultana
Speaker 4: brand because it was like eleven thirty in the morning
Speaker 4: in the Australian time. Yeah, was early, and Hayden was
Speaker 4: working from home in the kitchen with his AirPods in
Speaker 4: a very important TikTok meeting Peach PRC's rehab video or something,
Speaker 4: and I went, oh, Hayden, I think there's something happening
Speaker 4: at the oscars. He went, shut up, something really big
Speaker 4: has happened. So I watched nine to eleven happened, and
Speaker 4: no one believed me. I saw it live.
Speaker 2: It would have been weird to watch it live actually.
Speaker 4: Because I was like, that's a joke, and everyone started laughing,
Speaker 4: and then the veins in his neck were bursting. It
Speaker 4: was very aggressive.
Speaker 3: It's intense.
Speaker 2: I really want to coin that phrase for myself. Now
Speaker 2: give me someone's name, Jess. You can't, No, that doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Like if someone slags you off, keep my co host
Speaker 2: name out of your fucking mouth. Quite satisfying to yell that.
Speaker 4: Then he repeats it. That was powerful and put Oh
Speaker 4: my god, Chris Rock to go through live and he
Speaker 4: stuffed it up like the audio is. So He's like,
Speaker 4: I'm here to give the documentary documentaries and then he
Speaker 4: kept going with his jokes. Oh I felt for him.
Speaker 4: That was real. And it was punch in the face, slapped, slapped,
Speaker 4: which I think is worse. A slap covers more surface
Speaker 4: area and your skin tingles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but a punch kind of has more force because
Speaker 2: like you're using knuckles than you could like form a
Speaker 2: bruise in a matter of minutes. But a slap it's
Speaker 2: more just like a But when I when you listen
Speaker 2: to that grab the Will Smith shit, it sounds like
Speaker 2: a punch. Star must have been quite the hefty slap.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: They were in the Dolby Fear to the Home of
Speaker 4: Dolby at most, so no wonder it sounded sobody good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear the audio. I've got it
Speaker 4: right here. This is the slab if you missed it. Wow, wow, wow.
Speaker 4: One of the elites laughing. Dame Helen Mirren, I love it.
Speaker 2: Mentioned how many people are right now listening to this
Speaker 2: podcast are like, oh, thank you so much for playing
Speaker 2: that audio. I've been looking for this everywhere. I could
Speaker 2: not find it. It has not been published.
Speaker 4: Jim exclusive, Jim exclusive, Whites and Gentleman never before heard.
Speaker 4: That was my exclusive music that I wrote the score to.
Speaker 4: Call me hard Zimmer, call me back.
Speaker 2: Not the stuff you get on the true composer.
Speaker 4: He is a famous composer called Hayden, spelt the same
Speaker 4: way as Muba loved.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a few Hayden's in the world.
Speaker 4: No, h y d n. He's got the unique spelling.
Speaker 2: Oh right, I didn't think is that is that unique? Yes?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 2: How's it usually spelled j y d ian Hey Dan.
Speaker 2: I've seen it spelled both, but it's plenty of times.
Speaker 2: Oh do you think that Mitchell's that only have one
Speaker 2: L are fucked by the way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the people that are like.
Speaker 2: One L or two l's, I'm like, who has one?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I never met anyone. We'd just look
Speaker 2: naked the word without two l's. Mitchell, Yeah, Mitchell, it
Speaker 2: needs a double out need a double although I imagine
Speaker 2: being like, go to hell with one L?
Speaker 4: Oh he fell with one L?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need both, he felt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you get mispronounced as Michelle? All My uber
Speaker 4: each delivery divers go Michelle and I go, where the
Speaker 4: fuck is the e l E? You know?
Speaker 2: I get that or the other one that makes no sense?
Speaker 2: Like Michelle, I kind of get, but Michael, yes, like
Speaker 2: you're just gonna ignore the tea? Are we?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Michael, it's not a hard fucking name.
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 4: It's Mitchell.
Speaker 2: It doesn't help that I look like a woman now,
Speaker 2: So Michelle, is this what they would be?
Speaker 4: They see me in the breast and they go, there
Speaker 4: she is, Michelle.
Speaker 2: I was at a pub the other night and I
Speaker 2: was leaving the bathroom and as I opened the door,
Speaker 2: I kind of ran into someone who was about to
Speaker 2: walk in, and so we bumped into each other in
Speaker 2: the doorway and he goes, oh, and then sees me
Speaker 2: and goes, fuck, is this the men's And I was like, yeah, mate,
Speaker 2: he theok one look at me and goes, fuck, am
Speaker 2: I about to walk into the lady's room?
Speaker 4: Oh? That's disgusting.
Speaker 2: What's disgusting about it?
Speaker 4: What a stupid thing to say from him.
Speaker 2: I think it's an easy mistake to make.
Speaker 4: Now, I looked gorgeous.
Speaker 2: That nice.
Speaker 4: You do look gorgeous. You do have a five PM shadow.
Speaker 2: Maybe you just shaved not I can't remember, but yeah,
Speaker 2: it's at a first glance you would be like, fuck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you think I could get away with wing
Speaker 4: in a woman's bathroom?
Speaker 2: Probably not. I don't reckon, No, No, I do it
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 4: I'm all for gender neutral bathrooms. Just make my bathrooms
Speaker 4: a bathroom, guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean a lot of places I go have
Speaker 2: that anyway. Really, Yeah, like stone Wall.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, yeah my house. Yeah, the bathroom is
Speaker 4: for anyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's welcome.
Speaker 4: Everyone's working in my b room. Oh my god. This morning,
Speaker 4: I was having a shower and I was in the
Speaker 4: shower when the doorbell rang, and I'm like like, package oh,
Speaker 4: just leave it. Great. So then I get out of
Speaker 4: the shower, put my towel around my waist, and walk out.
Speaker 4: And he's still standing there.
Speaker 2: You got it in understand now, Because.
Speaker 4: The shraining outside my showers, you probably said I'm a big,
Speaker 4: fat hot I'm gonna come in fuck me. So I
Speaker 4: walk and I have tits and I'm very insecure about
Speaker 4: my bat So I walk out and I go, oh,
Speaker 4: I've allably screened, and I can just imagined it. I
Speaker 4: screwed screened on that you want to eat that theerremone player,
Speaker 4: and he said you need to sign. I have to
Speaker 4: put a shirt on. He went, oh, you're fine, don't
Speaker 4: tell me that I'm fine, run through him and put
Speaker 4: my shirt on, which was annoying cause I was dripping wet,
Speaker 4: so I'd ruined a shirt. Just put the shirt on
Speaker 4: and I had the towel wrap around my waist and
Speaker 4: I signed for the your wet hand and everything, and
Speaker 4: then I took my package and cringe. Was awful moment
Speaker 4: this morning.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but I've always been a little
Speaker 2: bit confused about why the male titties are allowed to
Speaker 2: be out but the women's ones are like, oh no,
Speaker 2: they're meant to be covered, because instinctively, for some reason,
Speaker 2: I always just cover my titties as well. Like if
Speaker 2: I ever walk around the kitchen at my place in
Speaker 2: a towel, Jordan will be like, why is that wrap
Speaker 2: around your whole body and not just your waist, And
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't want you to see my boob. Yes,
Speaker 2: I don't know why, it's I always been like that.
Speaker 4: Isn't it so dumb that Instagram will censor a topless woman,
Speaker 4: but not a topless man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I should post the topless photo and see what
Speaker 2: Instagram thinks.
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 2: Yes, imagine, imagine that I just post a photo of
Speaker 2: me being like free the nipple? Have you?
Speaker 4: You know what? This was gonna sound really weird, But
Speaker 4: I was thinking about your nipples the other day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not fair enough.
Speaker 4: A photo was put up and I thought, you your
Speaker 4: nipples looked good. Yeah, I saw a photo of your nipples.
Speaker 2: I thought, when did I put my nipples up?
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think it was really recent? You were
Speaker 4: topless and I thought, gee, he looks great.
Speaker 2: What I can't remember anything I've posted the topless Have
Speaker 2: you posted anything topless?
Speaker 4: I'm I go to your feed?
Speaker 2: No, definitely not in feed.
Speaker 6: Hm.
Speaker 4: Oh I remember it was for the celebration of the
Speaker 4: one hundredth episode. I think you posted a swipe through
Speaker 4: and you in your Marti Gras uniform and it was
Speaker 4: pulled down and yours.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't. That's the video when I asked you,
Speaker 2: does my belly button look like a clip?
Speaker 4: Yes? Yeah, but your tits were out And I don't
Speaker 4: know where I saw that grab or if one of
Speaker 4: as shared it or someone shared.
Speaker 2: It it's onout TikTok. If you go find me looking
Speaker 2: like an absolute drunk man, you can't talking about my
Speaker 2: belly button looking like a clep.
Speaker 4: You can't go onto our TikTok at the moment, it's
Speaker 4: just so viral comments.
Speaker 2: Just anyway, you thought I had a good set of
Speaker 2: bullies on me?
Speaker 4: Did you have a lovely set of yet?
Speaker 2: Thanks?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were freshly sprayed hand. I think wax the
Speaker 4: boot because of the back pedal. Just let the compliment
Speaker 4: breathe at the moment. Another one, Jenna, what do you have?
Speaker 3: I'll try the fans one?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 4: How's the creaming stamache?
Speaker 2: I finished it? Smash that thing? Really?
Speaker 3: Why don't we have any passion?
Speaker 4: Now you've got fanto and passion, you better drink it
Speaker 4: or we'll get ants. Is it just me on the
Speaker 4: fly or your parents also obsessed with the notion of ants?
Speaker 4: What my parents always Oh, you drop the crumbs on
Speaker 4: the floor, You dropped your capillo called ice cream. You're
Speaker 4: gonna get ants? Go to the go to the corn
Speaker 4: store and get ant. Raid.
Speaker 2: Oh they were that anti ant.
Speaker 4: They was so anti ann.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 4: Also each on the fly Americans, how they say like
Speaker 4: an anti acid.
Speaker 2: They go ant acid, Yeah, a acid, Oh, I need
Speaker 2: an add acid. It sounds like that's your auntie's name. Yes,
Speaker 2: an Acid's coming over and acid.
Speaker 4: Will be here. It's a great drag queen name. Don't please,
Speaker 4: welcome to the stage. And acid. Yeah, but like it's
Speaker 4: anti acid. Like they just dropped the ti. Also each
Speaker 4: on the fly instead of herbs in America, you know
Speaker 4: what they say, herbs, herbs, herbs. Oh, I had the
Speaker 4: best potato and a herb mash, but erb Oh I
Speaker 4: love her.
Speaker 2: Herb garden.
Speaker 4: Oh and the fires that burn down the herbs.
Speaker 2: My uncle herb uncle earv Yes, they added an h
Speaker 2: two words that start with a vowel and then ditch
Speaker 2: the eighth, so it's like, oh, my uncle herb.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm not good with vows and consonents and
Speaker 4: confuses me. When I was in acting school in New
Speaker 4: York's I lived in New York, there was a guy
Speaker 4: named Graham we went to school with, and I would go, oh, Graham,
Speaker 4: great when you get Starbucks, Graham, want to do the
Speaker 4: scene Graham, Graham, No, no, no, everyone else Graham.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't get that, Graham, Graham.
Speaker 4: Gee, I am oh I love your Graham.
Speaker 2: We were talking about this the other day, won't we
Speaker 2: How they say mirror as an unable mirror?
Speaker 4: Mirror, mirror mirror? Are you a slow cat mirror mirror?
Speaker 2: That fucking filth We used to work with, used to
Speaker 2: same mirror.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all the time, look in the mirror, Graham, Graham.
Speaker 4: How many grams? Graham? Yeah?
Speaker 2: How many? Grant going a bit the manic? I feel?
Speaker 4: How many grams of herb Graham? All right? I think Mitchell,
Speaker 4: if you were to rank Joey's doorbell against this, which
Speaker 4: is the better doorbell? Because this is the ultimate doorbell
Speaker 4: We've just in my mind, I.
Speaker 2: Don't think that is the ultimate doorbell. Think about it.
Speaker 2: If that was actually in your home, that would scare
Speaker 2: the living fuck out of you and your family. Like,
Speaker 2: there's just no way that wouldn't catch you off guard
Speaker 2: after ten it or it doesn't make your guests feel welcome.
Speaker 2: It makes them feel like a real burden if that's
Speaker 2: their entrance.
Speaker 4: Hello, I'm here.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to serve you. Yeah, Like if that
Speaker 2: went off when I arrived at someone's house, I'd be like,
Speaker 2: oh fuck, I'm so sorry for that disruption.
Speaker 4: Jenner actually sent me this aord you grab of her doorbell?
Speaker 4: You ready to hear this? It's not actually on the
Speaker 4: wall is a man with a conch.
Speaker 2: I wish that you could do like a custom voice
Speaker 2: like you know how your voicemail, you can do a
Speaker 2: custom greeting. I wish you could do like a custom doorbell,
Speaker 2: and so I could just voice record something into the
Speaker 2: doorbell and then when people press the button, it fires
Speaker 2: it off. I think someone rise to my house? All right?
Speaker 2: We are, Yeah, just arrived to Mitchell's early because I'm
Speaker 2: respectful and up on time. Just bring the doorbell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you can do that with a ring doorbell,
Speaker 4: which is like the techy doorbell that people have these days.
Speaker 4: Fucking hell, because in Tesla's in electric those electric cars,
Speaker 4: you can custom your horn. You can customize your horn
Speaker 4: so it can do whatever you want any sound. Really,
Speaker 4: you just download the MP three, upload it to your car,
Speaker 4: and you play the horn.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm going to put so much shit
Speaker 2: as my horn. Listen.
Speaker 4: Ready, have you seen the Tiktoks Tesla Horn TikTok compilation.
Speaker 4: Let's play that. It's Addison Ray ready.
Speaker 2: So is there just like a big ass megaphone in
Speaker 2: the tesla or something that plays.
Speaker 4: It that loudly. No, that's the horn.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're understanding my question. How the fuck
Speaker 2: does that make the MP three play that loudly? Is
Speaker 2: there like a big megaphone or something. You make a
Speaker 2: good point, You don't have the No, I.
Speaker 4: Here, ready, this is it are?
Speaker 2: Your answer was no, it's the horn. I understand that bit.
Speaker 4: Bollywood music is a horn, now, Mitchell, next week you
Speaker 4: can put you back to work. If you're listening to
Speaker 4: this and you drive a Tesla and you want a
Speaker 4: custom is it just me horn? We will send you
Speaker 4: the working file I can send it. You just need
Speaker 4: to be willing to film yourself using the tesla horn. Mitch.
Speaker 4: What could yours be?
Speaker 2: Oh, let me have a look.
Speaker 4: I'll think of one for me, and we'll send you
Speaker 4: the three options.
Speaker 2: I've told you about this before on the podcast, that
Speaker 2: I have a folder full of isolated like reactions of
Speaker 2: ours for editing purposes if I ever need it.
Speaker 4: Great, so we don't even need to make them up.
Speaker 2: This is pertly, but for me it's mostly just like
Speaker 2: I don't have any sentences that I've used. Okay, Oh wait, yes,
Speaker 2: I do. I've never used this grab once. It's me
Speaker 2: saying yes, as if i'd ever need to agree with you. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's good.
Speaker 4: When would you use we'd have to.
Speaker 2: Record custom ones. It's be like move, we can use
Speaker 2: that as their horn.
Speaker 4: Let's just do them now. I've got one.
Speaker 2: Okay, a.
Speaker 4: Imagine that someone trying to merge on the highway.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, because you needed a horn that's applicable to
Speaker 2: every situation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it needs to be universal.
Speaker 2: Why that's terrifying. That kind of works.
Speaker 4: Now I'm more passive. I wouldn't go I would never
Speaker 4: go on the traffic.
Speaker 2: What did you do this? Would you do this?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: That's good? Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good. No, all right,
Speaker 4: if you have a Tesla or another electric car, sorry
Speaker 4: to shun other electric cars, damus and we will get
Speaker 4: you the working files and make them your horn, and
Speaker 4: we'll make it worth you one. I'll play the ceremon
Speaker 4: at your funeral. Are you wedding?
Speaker 2: What shoul Jenner's one be?
Speaker 4: I'm turning mitches in my mic. Off you're making your
Speaker 4: own horn?
Speaker 2: Now, goodwie, surely not.
Speaker 4: That's horrific.
Speaker 2: You sounded like the thermomix.
Speaker 4: Oh dear, Yeah, that's a lot, isn't it. I know
Speaker 4: what Jenne's horn would be. Really, I am.
Speaker 2: Just that.
Speaker 4: You get so over it. This would be a good horn, though.
Speaker 4: Actually that's so regal. I'd really love you. I have
Speaker 4: arrived Squire on horseback, I've ridden forty moon sets. We're
Speaker 4: done this. I'll go shoot from mich On to.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Imagine if you made your your horn
Speaker 2: like a plane crash sound effect, and then everyone's like,
Speaker 2: what happened?
Speaker 4: Why don't you make your horn a siren. Once the
Speaker 4: cop get hold of the capabilities of this, they'll make it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you just make yourself sound like a police
Speaker 2: car and be like, get out of the way, idiots,
Speaker 2: I've got somewhere to be. Does anyone want this is
Speaker 2: their horn? Thegin wash, not our wash, the egin wash.
Speaker 4: Get out of liy?
Speaker 2: What if you just made your horn someone yelling help?
Speaker 2: I think something going help. I think that someone trapped
Speaker 2: in someone's boot. Help.
Speaker 4: I know what to be a good horn?
Speaker 2: Ready?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 2: Nah, we've got different tasting horns. Clearly, Okay, whatever you
Speaker 2: want your horn to be, let us know. We'll put
Speaker 2: it into your tesla. And we'll get that footage all
Speaker 2: played on the show next week. I'm sure someone listening
Speaker 2: right now in a Tesla is open to it. I
Speaker 2: know someone with a Tesla.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, yeah, yeah, Actually testro tesla last week
Speaker 4: at the dealership. He goes, do this change the blinker
Speaker 4: sound effect to a fart?
Speaker 2: See, that's ridiculous. What do we if we're if we're
Speaker 2: being cut some horns? What should our custom linkers be? Yeah? Nah, yeah, nah,
Speaker 2: yeah nah Yeah.
Speaker 4: That might have just been two variables in my life.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 4: That'd be very good.
Speaker 2: Oh what else could I be? Yeah? And I can't
Speaker 2: think of anything, nor should I. It's mark Up week.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing anywhere. I'm not anything my brain.
Speaker 4: We should go though, happy mack up week and happy
Speaker 4: good up two shows and make sure once again thanks
Speaker 4: if anyone wants there. In one on one class is
Speaker 4: my rate through the through the room and as it
Speaker 4: should be for my skill level? But still reach out
Speaker 4: and of course I you've got to test that.
Speaker 2: Let us know. It's like Marge Simpsons says, you only
Speaker 2: have to be one lesson ahead of the kid. Oh,
Speaker 2: just teach them what you learned last time.
Speaker 4: I love that we're quoting margin life now and.
Speaker 2: As she goes, I'll take up to make extra money.
Speaker 2: Marge Simpson says, oh, I'll start giving piano lessons, and
Speaker 2: she goes, you don't play piano. I only need to
Speaker 2: be one lesson ahead of the kid. That's very cute.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I agree. Well I'm one lesson behind them.
Speaker 4: To give you a couple of days and I'll be
Speaker 4: up to scratch, all right, be love. Do you think
Speaker 4: you're listening everyone? And we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let us know if math few weeks should be
Speaker 2: something that we do again, I'm not vibe and I'm
Speaker 2: not sure. Well, well it feels all over the shop.
Speaker 2: Well we mul that over.
Speaker 4: Pig Week is coming up in the next few weeks
Speaker 4: as well. Yeah, of course we've I think we missed
Speaker 4: pig Week last year.
Speaker 2: No, last week was pig Week.
Speaker 4: Last year was the first pig Week?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well how could we have missed it? One?
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's been over one, direct has
Speaker 4: been under one.
Speaker 2: Pig Week was when I first started seeing a pet
Speaker 2: and that was the reason for it. It was like
Speaker 2: a one final pig out before I started watching my
Speaker 2: diet and that was a month before Lockdown and Lockdown
Speaker 2: with July. So I'm going to say may or something.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, so yeah, and by the way, we're
Speaker 4: working on that Adrim telefon talk about teams live will
Speaker 4: be happening. I'm talking to a broadcast technician at the moment. Well,
Speaker 4: you need to know on that.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: I hope this podcast meet you mean you can do it.
Speaker 4: It is your catchphrase. And I know you're not doing
Speaker 4: the work, but go for it.
Speaker 2: Ah, you expect me to do it. I forget to
Speaker 2: set me to do that in my wake up.
Speaker 4: I'll accompany it. I'll place out, I'll place out.
Speaker 2: Try and make it a bit more soothing sounding. We
Speaker 2: hope this podcast made you feel at least two percent
Speaker 2: better today. That's all just two percent.
Speaker 3: So we do.
Speaker 4: See you next week.
Speaker 2: It's very Culty Captain next week. Idiots love you have
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