Speaker 1: Laura, Come on, Laura, hello, Mitch.
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's not Britt. It's like a Maverick. She
Speaker 2: was like, she's in to do you know?
Speaker 3: I knew you were going to say that. People can't
Speaker 3: see what I'm wearing.
Speaker 4: I'm wearing.
Speaker 2: Who's that teacher from Glee?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm wearing a jump suit that goes to the ground,
Speaker 1: and it's short sleeve, and it's got a zipper and
Speaker 1: it's got a belt. It looks very like fire to
Speaker 1: pilot ish, but it's beige.
Speaker 5: Do you know what it says to me? It says
Speaker 5: that's very hard to go to the toilet.
Speaker 1: In it is, and you feel like when you were
Speaker 1: a jumps and you go toilet, you knude.
Speaker 2: It's very imposing. How do you open that up?
Speaker 1: Will you just undo the zip?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But this is what men don't realize.
Speaker 5: If you wear a jumpsuit and you need to go
Speaker 5: to the toilet, you have to get completely naked to
Speaker 5: go to the toilet.
Speaker 1: It's a whole thing when you're in a public cubicle.
Speaker 2: What happened to backflaps with the snap pops?
Speaker 1: It can't It's been a real shame that that's not
Speaker 1: in fashion anymore?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 3: My boyfriend Ben told me that I look like Steve Irwin.
Speaker 1: Oh more, BINDI would be slush. I'll take it over, Steve. Well, look,
Speaker 1: we have a massive show lined up for you guys today.
Speaker 1: But somebody who is joining us it is the amazing
Speaker 1: Sam Fish.
Speaker 2: What a nausey icon guy. He's run around the world
Speaker 2: after the success of this city, isn't he just now?
Speaker 1: He does have a new song after Glow. But we
Speaker 1: have our own very special announcement as to why Sam
Speaker 1: is joining us on the show in our bedrooms, in
Speaker 1: our bedrooms in pajamas, and he will be sharing a
Speaker 1: bunk bed with Mitch.
Speaker 2: Let's just say a lot of time is going to
Speaker 2: be spent with Sam in the next couple months. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you why, because he's on Zoom Life from New York,
Speaker 2: next through the Pickup and is the Pickup around Australia
Speaker 2: with Britt, Laura and Mitch. Thanks to Chemists Warehouse, Rushian
Speaker 2: today for half price of vitamins and cosmetics, TAS and
Speaker 2: c supply a chemist warehouse are great savings every day. Girls.
Speaker 2: Are we all ready for what's happening in a month?
Speaker 5: I am so excited, Britt, What is happening in a month?
Speaker 3: All right, I'll break the news.
Speaker 2: It's not news.
Speaker 6: Life Uncut podcast Laura and Myself is going on a
Speaker 6: national and international New Zealand tour. We have just announced
Speaker 6: Mitch Jury as our MC. He's going to be opening
Speaker 6: every show around the country. But probably the most exciting
Speaker 6: part is the entertainment we're traveling with.
Speaker 3: And he's here today.
Speaker 2: It is the one and only Ozzy heart Throb. Sam
Speaker 2: Fisher Sami Boy, Hi, my best friends.
Speaker 6: I always want to be.
Speaker 7: Introduced as a as a heart throb, so thanks for
Speaker 7: making that.
Speaker 2: You got it?
Speaker 1: Sam. I want to apologize first. When you're performing on stage.
Speaker 1: I know BRIT's going to try and sing along to
Speaker 1: every song she's been banned, but I don't think that
Speaker 1: she will follow the hang on.
Speaker 3: Let's say and be the judge.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 7: Okay, she knows the song.
Speaker 2: You know, she can carry mel she knows the hook,
Speaker 2: she knows the hook. That is it.
Speaker 1: We didn't actually think you would say yes because you're
Speaker 1: such a superstar, so.
Speaker 2: We we feel very privileged.
Speaker 1: Have you thought about what you're going to sing because
Speaker 1: you've just released a new song after Glow congratulations.
Speaker 2: So good.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're going to be performing for us?
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, obviously I'm gonna I will perform the current
Speaker 7: single after go Yes, and then I'm thinking maybe close
Speaker 7: out each show with this city. But then for the
Speaker 7: third song, I'm thinking we do a poll before each
Speaker 7: show and just let the audience decide.
Speaker 2: What God will cover. That's great, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: I've got a cheeky catalog. She's gonna pick before you
Speaker 7: know what, or you guys can pick.
Speaker 1: With your new song after Glow, you you have like
Speaker 1: a UFO supernatural theme that's happening. Can you tell us
Speaker 1: where did that come from?
Speaker 5: And have you ever experienced anything that you would put
Speaker 5: into the supernatural realm yourself?
Speaker 7: I really want to, Like I believe that paranormal stuff happens,
Speaker 7: and I like unexplained all things like paranoral activity like
Speaker 7: makes me kind of freaked out but excited. That music video,
Speaker 7: so after Glow is about like chasing something your whole
Speaker 7: life and then finally you find it and the feeling afterwards,
Speaker 7: you know, like basking in the aftercore of that. The
Speaker 7: US government basically came out being like aliens are real.
Speaker 7: We've got aliens and UFOs, and the director Joe Wood
Speaker 7: was like, why don't we play off of that? And
Speaker 7: it's all about a guy who's alien obsessed and our
Speaker 7: UFO comes down and sees it out the window and
Speaker 7: then chases it and finds it, and that's the music
Speaker 7: video and it just made sense in the metaphor. But
Speaker 7: the coolest part of that music video is that the
Speaker 7: house that it was shot at. Are you guys Black
Speaker 7: Mirror fans?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love Black Mirror, Yes.
Speaker 7: Love Our Mirror. Right, So, the most recent season episode three,
Speaker 7: when they're up in space and their robot celllves are
Speaker 7: down on Earth, the house on Earth that it was
Speaker 7: shut in that I shut this.
Speaker 2: That's so cool.
Speaker 7: The bar unbelievable. So it was really cool. And I
Speaker 7: love this song. You know what, It's been funny, like
Speaker 7: I've had all these wridoups being like zam Biship finally
Speaker 7: releases an uptempo positive song.
Speaker 1: Ouch you like out? So do you feel like this?
Speaker 4: I mean you said that the song was about like
Speaker 4: always chasing this big thing and then finally having it
Speaker 4: and basking in it.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you spent your whole life chasing
Speaker 1: that moment? And then we asked you to perform on
Speaker 1: Life on Cut and you were like, this is the moment,
Speaker 1: this is the after God, oh.
Speaker 7: Absolutely absolutely, you know, like being totally well, your podcast
Speaker 7: is incredible And when I announced that I had so
Speaker 7: many friends, be like, I feel like they're my best friends.
Speaker 7: I listen to them every morning. This is crazy that
Speaker 7: you're going on to do with them. So like what
Speaker 7: you guys do is an amazing thing. And I am
Speaker 7: like so excited that we get to hang out for
Speaker 7: an entire month in October, and I feel like I'm
Speaker 7: getting off easy here, Like I just get to like
Speaker 7: play a couple of songs and enjoy like the rest
Speaker 7: of the show that we get to sleep.
Speaker 2: Together and pajama sponsorsay monkeys, tats, all the stuff.
Speaker 1: Just letting you know you're sharing a room with Mitch
Speaker 1: for the entire tour.
Speaker 7: Me, Mitch and my guitarist Martin. We're gonna have such
Speaker 7: a good time.
Speaker 1: God, this is just a reminder to everyone. We are
Speaker 1: coming to Adelaide, per Sydney, Melbourne, Gold Coast, Auckland, Canberra,
Speaker 1: and Brisbane. So you can get your tickets at Life
Speaker 1: on cutpodcast dot com. Todate you. Honestly, it's going to
Speaker 1: be the best fun. Sam Fish is going to be there,
Speaker 1: we are all going to be there, and we have
Speaker 1: incredible guests coming to every single show.
Speaker 2: Phenomenal. We love you, Sammy. Thanks for signing on, and
Speaker 2: we'll see you on the tour bus. Baby. Oh wait,
Speaker 2: they pick up with Britt, Laura and Mitch. Right around
Speaker 2: the country. Head into chemists warehouse today. You'll get great
Speaker 2: savings every day, Britt. I have noticed this throughout the week.
Speaker 5: Every day you come in and you're looking slightly more
Speaker 5: prim and proper, and the eyebrows are fluffed and eyelashes
Speaker 5: are done, and the hair extensions have been fixed, and
Speaker 5: today the fake.
Speaker 1: Tannis had been extended. They've have been fixed, I said, sorry,
Speaker 1: And then the fake tan has been applied. Every day
Speaker 1: you're getting slightly more attractive. Oh, which must mean was that?
Speaker 1: What was I at the start off? Like a swamp
Speaker 1: donkey and now we're here I used to know it
Speaker 1: looks great.
Speaker 8: Sorry, Britt, No, you you swamp donkey went from looking
Speaker 8: like a swamp dodg lived under the bridge too, looking
Speaker 8: like a beautiful princess that's riding a horse.
Speaker 2: Into the sunder I've noticed it too. I was at
Speaker 2: your house the other day, brit You were clipping your toenails,
Speaker 2: and then you had an eyelash curl, and I go,
Speaker 2: what are you prepping for?
Speaker 1: She was killing a toenails. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: should be wildly offended at this conversation or happy that
Speaker 1: I'm now living on top of the bridge.
Speaker 3: No, I am doing what we like to call the peacock.
Speaker 1: It is true. I'm peacocking. I'm going to see my
Speaker 1: partner Ben. We're long distance. He lives overseas. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen him in just over two months. And when I'm
Speaker 1: not with Ben, sure, I let myself go. I go
Speaker 1: full swamp donkey.
Speaker 3: I just don't take care of myself anymore.
Speaker 5: Although I got no one to win prayers? Okay, at
Speaker 5: what point? Because like, is it not catfishing a little bit?
Speaker 5: If your partner doesn't have any idea, if every time
Speaker 5: you see them you're so perfectly accurately put together.
Speaker 1: I think if Ben can't handle you when you're a
Speaker 1: swamp donkey, he doesn't deserve you at your best. I
Speaker 1: we're not at swamp donkey stage yet, so I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna let him see the full swamp donkey. I feel
Speaker 1: like you let swamp donkey out once you're like locked
Speaker 1: him down and you're married. Yeah, my husband Matt sees
Speaker 1: all versions of Laura Byrne.
Speaker 5: He sees every so often when I've got my hair
Speaker 5: and makeup done, He's like, wow, you can still look beautiful.
Speaker 1: But then he sees me ninety nine percent of the
Speaker 1: rest of the time and he's like, it is not
Speaker 1: as good as it was. Well, no, I am.
Speaker 4: I'm cut and colored, tanned, waxed, and plucked. So I
Speaker 4: am ready to go. And I've realized, I say so
Speaker 4: much money being in a long distance relationship because there's
Speaker 4: no maintenance.
Speaker 3: There's no there's no I don't get the gardening, I
Speaker 3: don't do anything.
Speaker 1: Zero servicing zero, Well there's zero servicing. Yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was zero servicing as in like, no, don't need to
Speaker 1: shave the legs, don't need to shave under that, like,
Speaker 1: doesn't need to do any body maintenance because you're like,
Speaker 1: I know no one's going to see this, and then
Speaker 1: you just have to go in and go hard.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't believe in that. Self respect doesn't die
Speaker 2: out when you're in a long distance relationship. You just
Speaker 2: groom yourself.
Speaker 5: Excuse me, people who have like hairy legs and Harry
Speaker 5: under I'm still have self respect.
Speaker 2: Don't throw that my way.
Speaker 3: Sorry, you're the one that called me your swamp dog.
Speaker 2: Get off your high horse.
Speaker 1: It was more the toenails and the patchy, faked tan
Speaker 1: that I was worried about.
Speaker 2: What is that? He just decided to surprise you and
Speaker 2: turned up at your door. Ding dong, it's me. I'm here,
Speaker 2: the beautiful boyfriend. Hello, Hello, this guy he has seen me,
Speaker 2: he sees me.
Speaker 1: Not we do spend time together.
Speaker 3: We don't just have a longest relationship.
Speaker 1: He sees me. You're on FaceTime. You've got a filter on.
Speaker 1: You're a puppy dog.
Speaker 3: Do you know what this is a good thing?
Speaker 1: A face What is it?
Speaker 2: Face time tune? No?
Speaker 1: What's the new one?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 3: Zoom Zoom has like a filter and automatic filter. It
Speaker 3: applies now.
Speaker 1: I think FaceTime might do it too, where it's like
Speaker 1: not the donkey one. But I swear to god, it's
Speaker 1: like a beauty filter. I'm like impressed with myself sometimes.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 5: Look, earlier in the week, we were talking about how
Speaker 5: karens the name Karen you've all been hard done by.
Speaker 5: There's so many lovely Karens out there, and actually it's
Speaker 5: not the Karens that we all need to worry about
Speaker 5: that are doing the complaining. We discovered it's actually David's
Speaker 5: who are the true complainers. But we wanted to know
Speaker 5: what is the most Karen thing you have done? And
Speaker 5: we have a five hundred dollar chemist we Houskei foucher
Speaker 5: to give away.
Speaker 2: After that up for grabs, we'll do it next. We're
Speaker 2: putting the Karens and the Davids of the country to
Speaker 2: the test on the pickup. It's the pickup with Britt,
Speaker 2: Laura and me here thanks to chemist Warehouse rush in
Speaker 2: today for half prize vitamins and cosmetics. T's and C's
Speaker 2: apply Chemists whare house great savings every day now.
Speaker 1: Earlier in the week we were talking about Karen's and
Speaker 1: I think Karens are hard done by?
Speaker 2: Can I speak to the manager? Is the best way
Speaker 2: to describe the Karen trend that has become huge.
Speaker 5: Yes, And what we established earlier in the week is
Speaker 5: that there has been some research that's been done into
Speaker 5: what name is the most complaining of name. It's this
Speaker 5: reviews website and there has been thousands of people with
Speaker 5: the same name that have put in reviews and complaints
Speaker 5: of one star. Yes, and that name, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 5: is not Karen, It is.
Speaker 2: David. Wow. David David are.
Speaker 5: The real Karens of Australia across the nation. And here
Speaker 5: on the pickup we wanted to know, you know what,
Speaker 5: maybe the poor Karens have been getting it and been
Speaker 5: given a hard time, So we asked, what is the
Speaker 5: most Karen thing you have done?
Speaker 2: Kaylie? Hi? When were you the Karen or the David? Oh?
Speaker 9: I was on a flight six hour flight and as
Speaker 9: soon as we got settled in, the guy next to
Speaker 9: me and decided to take his shoes off and his
Speaker 9: box off and it was the smelliest feet ever.
Speaker 1: Oh that's now, Did you let it to him?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 9: I But as soon as I smelled that, I called
Speaker 9: over a flight attendant. But I didn't want to embarrass
Speaker 9: him because he was right next to me, so I
Speaker 9: tried to very discreetly just whisper to the flight attendant
Speaker 9: telling me that I need to change his seat or something,
Speaker 9: because there's no way I wanted to vomit. And she
Speaker 9: didn't understand what I was trying to say or trying
Speaker 9: to whisper without embarrassing him, And after two or three
Speaker 9: multiple attempts, she still didn't get all I was saying.
Speaker 9: That's when I got out out of my seat and
Speaker 9: I couldn't help it. Went full Karen on the flight
Speaker 9: off for poor flight attendant, but the guy as well.
Speaker 9: I'm like, either this guy needs to put his shoes
Speaker 9: back on, or you need to move me to another scene.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you caused it.
Speaker 3: An airplane aisle scene.
Speaker 9: Move They moved me in the end because there is
Speaker 9: no way, and the guy did not put his box
Speaker 9: back on.
Speaker 1: Do you know I once went full Karen on a
Speaker 1: teenager who was sitting next to me on a flight.
Speaker 1: I was sitting next to two kids, two young boys,
Speaker 1: and one of them kept farting and thought it was funny,
Speaker 1: and his friend was giggling the whole time because he
Speaker 1: was doing it it's dunk and the other one was giggling.
Speaker 1: And I turned around like such a mum, and I
Speaker 1: was like, if you.
Speaker 5: Fart one mortar, I guess, and you love to fight,
Speaker 5: it was probably you guess what.
Speaker 1: He didn't fight again for the entire flight. Of course,
Speaker 1: he didn't look up from his iPad, and you know.
Speaker 2: What, he probably thought you were fifty.
Speaker 1: Yes, this crazy old lady from the radio yelled at me.
Speaker 2: All right, last one, Kara, Karen, Hello, what was your
Speaker 2: Karen David moment?
Speaker 9: Hi? So I was in Adelaide for my sister in
Speaker 9: law's hens and we went on something called a handlebar,
Speaker 9: which is a bunch of us to get on his
Speaker 9: biking drinking, and we had to push ourselves through the
Speaker 9: city of Adelaide. We got these Hens bags and someone
Speaker 9: cut us off very dangerously and it was quite slow traffic.
Speaker 9: I jumped off the bucket, cracked it at them and
Speaker 9: I slipped the the front of their car with my
Speaker 9: fluffy chicken bag.
Speaker 1: Oh you showed them Car.
Speaker 3: I was going to call you Kara, but you're one
Speaker 3: letter off Carn Karen.
Speaker 1: I think it's close to Karen. Also, I like that
Speaker 1: you're the one doing illegal things riding a bike and drinking.
Speaker 1: If you're the one getting all Karen on someone else
Speaker 1: no legal Oh, I didn't think you could run a bike,
Speaker 1: And I like for.
Speaker 9: It's like it's like six of us on this big bike.
Speaker 4: I think through Tara was protecting her friends with a
Speaker 4: fluffy toy.
Speaker 1: So I think let's go to Carra.
Speaker 2: All right, you got five hundred dollars at chemist warehouse.
Speaker 2: Well done, Carra, thank you?
Speaker 1: Oh you are welcome. And who says it doesn't pay
Speaker 1: to be a Karen?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 2: You know, my favorite part about all those stories is
Speaker 2: the pleasure they all got from being horrific people. Every
Speaker 2: single one of those calls.
Speaker 7: Laugh.
Speaker 1: Just because you complain doesn't make you horrific. I'm quite
Speaker 1: I'm all for being a little bit of a Karen.
Speaker 2: No, I think suck it up, move on.
Speaker 1: Every so often it feels good to write a letter.
Speaker 2: I have a great weekend. We'll gus see you on Monday.
Speaker 2: All right, see you guys, well, and what are you
Speaker 2: up next? Have a great Friday.
Speaker 3: Off, have an amazing weekend.
Speaker 2: Everyone, have a great weekend, A good one. I have fun.
Speaker 1: No, I want you to have the most amazing time.
Speaker 2: From me to you, have a good weekend.
Speaker 1: Sincerely Brittany Mitchell and from me Laura make sure it's great.
Speaker 1: So yeah, last word by Britty Bye.