WEBVTT - Daycare Terrors

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's quite a pleasant little blow.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie Jay

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<v Speaker 1>and this is a podcast that is all about parenting.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the good, the badable, and.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to always say at the start of every

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<v Speaker 1>episode that there will be absolutely no advice given whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you hear something and you go that's incorrect. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't do it that way. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>You heard correctly.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not giving advice that she keeps happy great as frazzled.

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<v Speaker 1>Frazzled at the moment. I had a bit of an

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<v Speaker 1>emotional drop off this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Emotional. I hope you're okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everyone was not good.

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<v Speaker 2>No one was good.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody was a little bit emotional. No, the teachers were fine.

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<v Speaker 3>It was more so like, oh Godlala and Mali.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I have a tricky daycare in that there is

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<v Speaker 1>only one spot that you can park. What is It's

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<v Speaker 1>on a main road opposite the daycare. There's a high

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<v Speaker 1>school right in the mornings, it's fucking it's peak. It's

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<v Speaker 1>peak hour. You got people going to work, you got

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<v Speaker 1>people dropping off the kids at the high school. You've

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<v Speaker 1>got parents dropping off the kids. The daycare, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>only one car park available. It's like a ten to

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen minute like quick car park at the very front

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<v Speaker 1>of our daycare.

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<v Speaker 3>So where does everyone else go?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, dude, I don't know how they do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a secret little car spot that was then

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<v Speaker 1>an alleyway that was maybe a five minute walk, and

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<v Speaker 1>now that one's been taken up. So every morning, just

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<v Speaker 1>the anxiety of like, I don't know how I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to do this. I don't know where I'm going to park.

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<v Speaker 1>Will I walk fifty meters? Will I walk a kilometer?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know?

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<v Speaker 2>And it really does park at home, mate.

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<v Speaker 1>It's literally gotten to the point where I've I've thought

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<v Speaker 1>I'm parked almost closer to my house now than I

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<v Speaker 1>am to the actual daycare. That's why I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>get one of the electric bikes.

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<v Speaker 2>A cargo thing that there's a guy.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a guy that cruise around like near our place

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<v Speaker 3>now with one. Next so I see him, I'll be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>I know this guy once one of them. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think he's electric because it's quite flat, the Kindi's where

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<v Speaker 3>we are quite flat, man, this.

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<v Speaker 1>Is very very hilly, So this morning obviously had to record.

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<v Speaker 1>The last thing I wanted to do, ASH was be

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<v Speaker 1>late for you, because I know how that makes you annoyed,

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<v Speaker 1>and an annoyed ASH is not good for anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't make this about me, mate.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, okay, time is running out. Traffic was bad,

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<v Speaker 1>it was banked up. I was like, I need to

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<v Speaker 1>make this.

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<v Speaker 2>I told the kids to jump out of forty k

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<v Speaker 2>it's forty for a reason.

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<v Speaker 1>Down like three, actually go, But I was like, screw it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to park. It a no stopping zone. Nice

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<v Speaker 1>going to do it has to be done. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like to break the rules, Ash, but every now and

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<v Speaker 1>then you got to. You got to do it. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>get there, pull up, and I'm like fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Just nervous already.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also the kind of person that when I was younger,

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<v Speaker 1>whenever I did anything naughty, there was always like someone watching.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I might always get sprung if I was

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<v Speaker 2>like breaking the rules.

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<v Speaker 1>Turn around, there's always a teacher there who would catch

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<v Speaker 1>me right handed.

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<v Speaker 3>Was just always that cunt that gets away with everything too.

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<v Speaker 3>You know you have that one friend always gets away

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<v Speaker 3>with everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Not me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd sneeze and like illegal, lock him up, fellas attention.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, I'm trying to get the kids out of

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<v Speaker 1>the car, making it quick. And then Lola's at the

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<v Speaker 1>age now where she's got like a little bag. She

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<v Speaker 1>brings her knickknacks, and she dropped her bag of knickknacks

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<v Speaker 1>on the floor, like all of a sudden, there's like

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<v Speaker 1>dummies as toys, and I'm like, forget about it, like

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<v Speaker 1>in the car, on the floor, on the floor, and

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<v Speaker 1>so she's like, I've got to get a daddy, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like okay, like I'm watching No Man hard. And

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<v Speaker 1>then after like it must have been like three minutes

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<v Speaker 1>times ticking, Marley's also out of the car. She's waiting there.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally I get Lola out of the car, take about

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<v Speaker 1>five steps and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Look up parking cop. Yeah fuck off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, two of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Two of them.

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<v Speaker 3>What were they doing having in their morning coffee and

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<v Speaker 3>You've driven a crime directly to them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surrounded at this point, get down on the ground,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh man, And I was in

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<v Speaker 1>that moment I made a split second decision. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>do I just say, hey, guys, book me? Fuck it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, book me?

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<v Speaker 3>Just tell them as the kindy company vehicle, just like

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<v Speaker 3>just drop the fine in there.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I I start then like reverse walking and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting back in the car, and I was like

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<v Speaker 1>with the kids, yeah, and I'm like I can't it's

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred bucks, dude, and no stopping.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they not show any mercy and be like, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>We know that you're going through it right now. You've

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<v Speaker 2>got two kids. Just you're a single day.

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<v Speaker 1>These are parking inspectors.

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<v Speaker 3>They have no mercy when they have that fucking job.

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<v Speaker 1>He was licking his lips and he was like.

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<v Speaker 2>We double up the fine on this.

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<v Speaker 1>He had like he was walking towards me with a

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<v Speaker 1>half erection flip.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just like, how you going there?

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<v Speaker 1>Son?

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<v Speaker 2>Good one your rent And.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'm like, I'm like I get back in the

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<v Speaker 1>car and I was like what do you mean? Very

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<v Speaker 1>confusing for the kids because they're like what would were

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<v Speaker 1>I can see Daycad. I'm like, get back in the car,

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<v Speaker 1>throw them back in, and I'm like almost didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>do their seat belts up because I thought like do

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<v Speaker 1>I even do? I just speed off. But anyway, he

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<v Speaker 1>had a quick world with me and he's like you

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<v Speaker 1>can't park there, And I was like, I know, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't park.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to find a place to park. And I'm like, ye,

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<v Speaker 1>look around, look around, there's nowhere at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Will you take my kids into Kindy for me? They

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<v Speaker 2>should do a drop off like a drive through service. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>no one's steal my idea. This is my idea.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a Macca's drive through situation. You drive in,

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<v Speaker 3>someone opens the back door, the kids get ushered out.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have to say bye if you don't want,

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<v Speaker 3>depend on what the car ride.

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<v Speaker 2>You out in the way. There, the door shut, they

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<v Speaker 2>go into Kindy. You're gone.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw this the other day, like a valet at

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<v Speaker 1>the high school. Right, that's what they do because it's

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<v Speaker 1>so busy. Right, they have I'm guessing the year twelve students.

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<v Speaker 1>They stand there with high vison. As your car pulls up,

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<v Speaker 1>the students open the door and let the kids out,

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<v Speaker 1>and they then close the door and usher the.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids genius into the school.

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<v Speaker 3>Genius.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a well run operation.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I've never heard of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen it before my life. They need to

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<v Speaker 1>have that for daycare.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but like maybe not another child getting my child

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<v Speaker 3>out like maybe an adult put a worker a.

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<v Speaker 1>Toddlers like welcome at So anyway, I had to put

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<v Speaker 1>the kids back in the car.

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<v Speaker 3>Digg you strapping back in? Yeah, yeah, of course, and

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<v Speaker 3>this is not a visual medium.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to do another loop and traffic was backed up,

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<v Speaker 1>so it took me like fifteen minutes to do a

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<v Speaker 1>loop where I can get back in and why Then

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, fuck, I just need to make this quick.

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<v Speaker 1>And you feel bad. I know you'll say you'll sit

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<v Speaker 1>down and you'll go no, I never feel guilty, but

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<v Speaker 1>when you're like, okay, see here's your bag as you

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<v Speaker 1>want to bortle to go by, and well, I was

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<v Speaker 1>like one more heart and I'm like, hey, one my heart, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>say one more kiss. And I'm like I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>time for this. And then you're like, also, there's this

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<v Speaker 1>little brick wall where Marley likes to walk along. It

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<v Speaker 1>always walks on his brick wall.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything's a fucking game, Jesus, and just get to kindy now.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you're not walking across the wall and

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<v Speaker 1>she's in tears, and then you feel guilty at that

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<v Speaker 1>moment where you say goodbye. Yeah, you yelling and kids

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<v Speaker 1>very frazzled.

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<v Speaker 2>So they were they were just off it. We and

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<v Speaker 2>you just got the hell out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, Molly spots like a little flower she wants

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<v Speaker 1>to pick up.

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<v Speaker 3>But then you get a photo of them, and then

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<v Speaker 3>they're like they're having the happiest day of their fucking life.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you get a photo and then not happy?

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<v Speaker 1>No, they were just crying in the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>That reminds me of Oscar's sad boy day the other day.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember, so we had been away, we got back and

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<v Speaker 3>Oscar goes to two different kindergartens. One is like all

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<v Speaker 3>older kids and then the other ones like a mixture,

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<v Speaker 3>but logistically I don't know why, but they do. And

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<v Speaker 3>he likes the one on the Monday Tuesday, doesn't like

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<v Speaker 3>the one Wednesday. It's not that he doesn't like it,

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<v Speaker 3>he just likes the other one because all bigger kids

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<v Speaker 3>and there's little kids. And so we've been away, then

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<v Speaker 3>we came back. On the Monday Tuesday, he went to

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<v Speaker 3>the one he really likes, and then I tried to

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<v Speaker 3>take him on the Wednesdays to the one he didn't

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<v Speaker 3>lie and he as soon as he wakes up and

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<v Speaker 3>he goes what kN.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it today? And you're like, do you lie? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you just lie?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't lie there because there's two options when you

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<v Speaker 3>come out of the driveway, the way he wants to go,

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<v Speaker 3>anyway he doesn't want to go, and he knows.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like, I might as well just.

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<v Speaker 3>Rip the band aid off real early and try and

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<v Speaker 3>smooth him into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>The other day he just wasn't having it so slow.

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<v Speaker 3>I even said, look, we'll tell you what. We'll go

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit late and I'll have Popper pick you

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<v Speaker 3>up really early, so you'll only be there for a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of hours.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll see the one or two people that you play

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<v Speaker 2>with there that you like.

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<v Speaker 1>Does he respond to that?

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<v Speaker 2>All the other kids are probably anything, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't like us?

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<v Speaker 3>And he's like not really having it and whatever. And

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<v Speaker 3>then we got there, pulled out the front and because

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<v Speaker 3>it was a bit later, the kids were already out

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<v Speaker 3>in the play ground area, which is awesome. They're already

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<v Speaker 3>playing him like that's a good sign because they're going

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<v Speaker 3>on the slide. They're pushing cars down the slide. And

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<v Speaker 3>one of the kids he plays all the time was

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<v Speaker 3>right there and he goes Oscars back and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking love you, dream perfect. It's like I've planted

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<v Speaker 2>him there to do that slip in your temper. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and then Oscars like he packed up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, great, Okay, this is not going to be

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<v Speaker 3>so bad. We walked in, he's seen the teachers worked

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<v Speaker 3>out that I'm going to leave, and then I said,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll come out in the playground with you and play.

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<v Speaker 3>The girls are working. They're like, yeah, we'll just go

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<v Speaker 3>and go out the side there and go meet out

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<v Speaker 3>with Chase. And he usually plays with this with Chase.

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<v Speaker 3>It's about the kids should be name names doesn't really matter.

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<v Speaker 3>You get out there and eventually I've managed to give

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<v Speaker 3>him a last cuddle. Go back out to the car,

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<v Speaker 3>and because the car is at the fence, I went

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<v Speaker 3>to get in the car and he's up against the fence.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's just balling.

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<v Speaker 3>But he's not he's not hysterical, like he's not like

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to be here. He's just sad boy,

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<v Speaker 3>which is almost way worse because it's like he was

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<v Speaker 3>proper hurting and I was like, what did you do?

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<v Speaker 2>I's got the car driver, No no, I actually started,

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<v Speaker 2>he's looking as really awkward. No.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually as I was getting in the car and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Looked over to the through the passenger window and there

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<v Speaker 2>he is, and I'm like, what sort of person am

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<v Speaker 2>I right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Opened the door, went back out, went to the edge

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<v Speaker 3>of the fence. I was like, buddy, it's gonna be okay, like,

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<v Speaker 3>and he was just so.

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<v Speaker 1>Sad, and I was like, he just wants his daddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>I went back into the Kindy and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>come out here with me, budb'le come have a cuddle.

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<v Speaker 3>And like, I took him around where it was nice

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<v Speaker 3>and quiet to try and get some sense out of

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<v Speaker 3>him for him to be like, you know, and he

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<v Speaker 3>was just so sad and he calmed down, but he

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<v Speaker 3>was just so sad, and he was like I just

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to be he. I said, okay, these are

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<v Speaker 3>your options.

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<v Speaker 1>That is such a good tool. It's like, hey, option

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<v Speaker 1>A or option B.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So option A was you can stay kindy for

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<v Speaker 3>a very minute all amount of time before I send

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<v Speaker 3>Poppery in like lunchtime to come and get you. I

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<v Speaker 3>just have work to do this morning, and Mum's at work.

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<v Speaker 3>That's option A, and option B is that you come

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<v Speaker 3>home with me and I've got to lock in the

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<v Speaker 3>laundry for the whole day.

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<v Speaker 2>No I said that.

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<v Speaker 1>In my head, I was like, oh my god, this

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<v Speaker 1>is the most empathetic and caring that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, I didn't say that. I said, look,

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<v Speaker 3>if you come, I said, you come home with me.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm considering this that you're sick. You'll come home.

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<v Speaker 3>We won't be playing. Daddy's got to do some work.

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<v Speaker 3>Mummy's working as well. You'll have to just watch TV.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll have lunch, really quiet day. We won't be going

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<v Speaker 3>out to the park, won't be doing all this stuff

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<v Speaker 3>you can play with like you know, like the quiet toy,

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<v Speaker 3>do some drawing stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But you can't be I want to go out.

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<v Speaker 3>To a park now, Daddy, because you've played me at

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<v Speaker 3>the kindergarten.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like, I want to come home. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, okay, you can come home with me. Oh shit, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So I said alright, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I have text ACT was saying, yess, he's still

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<v Speaker 3>in the garden.

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<v Speaker 1>He swindled you.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that too, played you like a flute.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I thought that too, But he honestly all day

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<v Speaker 3>and I've never seen him like this, barely moved off

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<v Speaker 3>the couch.

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<v Speaker 2>He was sitting there.

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<v Speaker 3>He was playing with some toys, watching TV Go, play

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<v Speaker 3>some games on his phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Was he getting sick? Do you think?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, because he did.

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<v Speaker 3>He went to Kindy the next day. Okay, so and

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<v Speaker 3>here's another thing too, which I'll give the Kindy props for.

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<v Speaker 3>In a sec he actually understood that I had to work,

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<v Speaker 3>So I even sat next to him my headphones on,

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<v Speaker 3>listening to and editing stuff. And he was there and

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<v Speaker 3>he was just quiet. It's a weird kid.

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<v Speaker 2>For one day.

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<v Speaker 3>In the afternoon he got a bit antsy, but as

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<v Speaker 3>they do. But the Kindy rang up to check on him.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really nice.

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<v Speaker 3>She was like, oh, is there anything we can do

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<v Speaker 3>for tomorrow? So he's gonna be comfortable tomorrow. And we're

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<v Speaker 3>like to Oscarr, what would you like to.

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<v Speaker 2>Play with tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, I want to play with transformers and she's like,

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<v Speaker 3>make sure I have all the transformers in the place ready.

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<v Speaker 2>That's awesome, and we'll do it.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll put it up so you guys can see how

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<v Speaker 3>we played with the transport.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so there you guys like I want to be

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<v Speaker 1>delivered by a helicopter into the backyard.

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<v Speaker 3>Like please help me, Dad's lock me in the laundry.

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<v Speaker 2>The washing machine is really scary. I said to.

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<v Speaker 3>Him the other day, I said, you actually fit perfectly

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<v Speaker 3>in that washing machine.

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<v Speaker 2>No you no, ash. She just laughed. Okay, he knows that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a big ongoing joke now because he knows the

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<v Speaker 3>dry is much scarier, and both of them will fit

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<v Speaker 3>in there at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>Just when the listeners are going, oh my god, this

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<v Speaker 1>guy's actually really really nice there, he is brings it

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<v Speaker 1>right back.

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<v Speaker 3>But I thought that was you get a mixed bag

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<v Speaker 3>with We talk about it a lot on this podcast,

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<v Speaker 3>daycare and stuff like that, We get a mixed bag.

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<v Speaker 3>I would hate to be in that situation. So I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to bring you home with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's always and it's tough. If Marley's just started

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<v Speaker 1>doing it as well. The Thursday is the daddy day,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she'll up in the morning and the very

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<v Speaker 1>first question doesn't matter how many times you kind of

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<v Speaker 1>pre empty the night before and like let her know that, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a Tuesday. Wednesday's going to be a day.

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<v Speaker 1>Ka day. Then Thursdays you got a few more sleeps.

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<v Speaker 1>We like try and drill it into her and like

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<v Speaker 1>give her a perspective of like when it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be the daddy day. Every morning wakes up and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on a second, is today the daddy day? There's

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<v Speaker 1>a day dayk day, And I'm like, oh, I'll like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to lead her.

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<v Speaker 3>On, Yeah, you just have your best off to just

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<v Speaker 3>be like you got to go today, because you know

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<v Speaker 3>there's a couple of days of the week where like.

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<v Speaker 2>April's actually got a job. I'm this is a job somehow,

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<v Speaker 2>but like I we're busy enough, and it's like, buddy,

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<v Speaker 2>it just can't.

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<v Speaker 3>And this was like one of those days where it's

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<v Speaker 3>like I had so many emails that have been away

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, just gonna have to juggle it.

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<v Speaker 1>Except the only time that kind of didn't really work

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<v Speaker 1>in my favor was at the moment. Marley still comes

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<v Speaker 1>into I bed at three thirty in the morning and

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<v Speaker 1>she just loves to kick everyone. I can kind of

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<v Speaker 1>sleep through it, gets woken up, but she's like, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>go into Marley's room, so it's just me and Marley

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<v Speaker 1>in bed and it actually was a daddy day. My

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<v Speaker 1>day's mixed up. Yeah, so it's a Thursday morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, a parent got their days mixed.

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<v Speaker 1>But it must have been that. It was really it

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<v Speaker 1>was like three point thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Four four in the morning. I was really thinking, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Also was so disorientated. I didn't know what time it was.

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<v Speaker 1>And Marley's like, is it a daycare day? And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, yep, fortunately it is a daycare day today. No,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she's all like she was expecting it to

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<v Speaker 1>be the daddy day. So she flips out, runs out

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<v Speaker 1>the room, and I fall back asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Not worried at all, like Laura being like, mat, come

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<v Speaker 2>and get this kid.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry about that ash before we go into ordinary

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<v Speaker 1>parent Yes, there's a message that I want to flag

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<v Speaker 1>with you, and it it didn't make it. We've done nothing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't make sense to me. I was a bit confused.

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<v Speaker 1>So a dad has written in and he says, currently

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<v Speaker 1>the time of writing this message, it's two fifty am.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did no one tell me that babies make so

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<v Speaker 1>many fucking loud noises whilst they're sleeping. Heads up would

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<v Speaker 1>have been great.

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<v Speaker 2>I can relate totally. What do you mean obviously you're

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<v Speaker 2>talking like newborn.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean the only noise that I can think

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<v Speaker 1>of was when they scream. Yeah, when they're sleeping, they're sleeping.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean Oscar was Oscar was so noisy, like

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<v Speaker 3>when we we bring him home from the hospital. And

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<v Speaker 3>first of all, we all were in the same room

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<v Speaker 3>because that's you know, that's what's advised.

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<v Speaker 1>You had the cop next to the to the bed.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, we're like, fuck, it was winter, like fuck,

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<v Speaker 3>it's we didn't realize how cold our our house was. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>that particular room was like old unit, old windows, blah

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<v Speaker 3>blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>People who live in like a ducted air conditioned house

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<v Speaker 1>are a part so lucky. God, you don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>good you've got.

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<v Speaker 3>We had that with Macy, but it was a summer baby,

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<v Speaker 3>but we had air conditioning.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it was great. This place is like fucking living

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<v Speaker 2>in a poor house.

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<v Speaker 3>But the old place, like the windows were so.

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<v Speaker 2>Old, the windows like rattley and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 3>But we didn't realize that the room was so cold

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<v Speaker 3>start off with, and were like he's shivering.

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<v Speaker 1>His lips purple.

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<v Speaker 3>Not good for we all moved to the loungery was

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<v Speaker 3>a bit warmer, a bit more insulated, like nice bigger curtains.

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<v Speaker 3>N it was nice and insulated for everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Question regarding that though, what about when issue with sunlight

0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:32.919
<v Speaker 1>coming in?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it too bright the liv No, No, it was quiet.

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<v Speaker 2>We have these big shutters.

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<v Speaker 1>You could like give it the bender treatment and black.

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<v Speaker 3>It out, turn the oven on and really make it warm.

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<v Speaker 3>I got this anyway, So we all slept in there

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<v Speaker 3>for the first two weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>But yes, he was like up and down all night.

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<v Speaker 2>But when he was asleep, he was just like he

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<v Speaker 2>had all these weird ticks. Like I was like, what

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<v Speaker 2>the is with this kid?

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<v Speaker 3>Only someone left the timerround, But I've had friends as

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<v Speaker 3>well have been like, yeah, fuck, it's so noisy, just

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<v Speaker 3>like it's so weird. From there, We're like, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>we I think we upgraded our heater and we all

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<v Speaker 3>moved back to the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're like, let's get this fucking kid out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>Because people come over like guests and they're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>Ash and April, good to see you, and you're just like,

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<v Speaker 1>April's asleep on the couch. What did you guys? We

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<v Speaker 1>were you sleeping in the living.

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<v Speaker 3>Room all on the lound. We were on the lounge

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<v Speaker 3>and the cop was like on the lound. At the time,

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<v Speaker 3>we had like a fourteen seat lounge.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great, took up the whole living.

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<v Speaker 3>Room space, but it was like so like twice the

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<v Speaker 3>size of this so we could all fit. It was

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<v Speaker 3>all fun and the dog, but Oscar was so noisy.

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<v Speaker 3>Then we all moved back and I was like, Nah,

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<v Speaker 3>this kid's got to get out of here. He's too noisy.

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<v Speaker 2>So then we moved back in the living room. We know, we.

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<v Speaker 3>Had a second bedroom, and we were like made it

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<v Speaker 3>so it was warm enough. It's completely soundproofd so we

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't hear it. But he was like, real, yeah, just

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I suppose like they spend what night

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<v Speaker 3>months in water.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're coming out and they're like kick.

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<v Speaker 3>Like when they're in the kicking, they probably make that. Yeah,

0:20:06.560 --> 0:20:09.640
<v Speaker 3>they definitely make like weird sleepy noises.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I know what.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had friends as well that they've said the same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you've just got one of those kids that only

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<v Speaker 3>screams in their sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>It was for lol. It was either either she was

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<v Speaker 1>screaming like she was in pure agony or she was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of toast. It was nowhere between.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they sleep talk or anything?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh maw, Marley does now.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I suppose it's like the baby version of sleep talking, right,

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<v Speaker 3>because they're alive, they're active, their brains like continuously growing.

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<v Speaker 2>I suppose when they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Still wires are still trying to connect it.

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<v Speaker 2>But like I know Oscar now he like sleep, laughs,

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<v Speaker 2>sleep screams. He's shocking.

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<v Speaker 1>Only time, like before we go to bed, we did

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<v Speaker 1>one last little check on the kids. And Marley is

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<v Speaker 1>such a wrigglar that quite often she'll be like right

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<v Speaker 1>on the edge, if not like on the.

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<v Speaker 2>She falls out of life.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, downstairs and we'll just hear this. I'll put it

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<v Speaker 1>back in bed. And as you put her back into

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the bed, she'll be like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to ride the pony. And you're like, what the

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<v Speaker 1>clouds flowers are broken? Yeah, I would.

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<v Speaker 3>Say, like, look, I think it's not widely talked about.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it needs to be more talked about.

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<v Speaker 3>It like great, yeah, they're gonna first they're gonna scream

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<v Speaker 3>themselves to sleep just about. But then when they're asleep,

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<v Speaker 3>they're gonna make all sorts of noises.

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<v Speaker 1>I do know it's annoying. Like Buster, for example, he'll

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes come into our bedroom and he'll just be there

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<v Speaker 1>going lick at his ned. Licking is absolute red Rocket,

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<v Speaker 1>that's always. That is very annoying. But hey, let's get

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<v Speaker 1>into your favorite segment.

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<v Speaker 2>Budge smoke was most ordinary. Pair were desert repair ordinary repair.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know, We don't know what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Because do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to go first or should I? How are we

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<v Speaker 1>going to do this?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go first and then you go second.

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<v Speaker 2>I've picked one Matt, which I.

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<v Speaker 3>Thought would be right up your alley, considering we talked

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<v Speaker 3>about the other day. You're struggling with the hair doing

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<v Speaker 3>the hair for the girls. So someone has come to

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<v Speaker 3>us by the name of Candas. So Candas, thank you

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<v Speaker 3>for sending it through. She sent this through through direct

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<v Speaker 3>message on Instagram, which you can do that on two

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<v Speaker 3>doting dads. My ordinary parenting is my girl's hair. They

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<v Speaker 3>love fancy braids, love watching YouTube and asking for different hairstyles.

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<v Speaker 3>When I'm time poor in brackets, often I do whatever

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<v Speaker 3>I want to their hair, then say, oh, take a

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<v Speaker 3>photo and show you. Then she pulls up an old

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<v Speaker 3>photo of her hairstyle that looked amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Shows them let's get going.

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<v Speaker 1>Brilliant brilliant. Marley is big on the like take a

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<v Speaker 1>photo and what does it look like in the back.

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<v Speaker 3>I was watching videos and photos of himself a bit

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<v Speaker 3>of himself that kid, What do you got?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? I think I have a winner here. Quite often

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<v Speaker 1>you have found the most ordinary parent, but this week

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it is I. Well also Lauren, who was

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<v Speaker 1>submitted an ordinary parent moment. She says, we headed to

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<v Speaker 1>Bunnings with our firstborn in Brackets, only a few months old. Firstly,

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<v Speaker 1>congratulations family trip out as fully, who wants to go

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<v Speaker 1>to Bunny Bunny. As we got her out of the car,

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<v Speaker 1>she had a pooh leakage a poonami if you will.

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<v Speaker 1>We went for a standard nappy change, only to realize

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<v Speaker 1>we had packed everything except the nappies.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>We contemp literally. We contemplated going home, but thought we

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<v Speaker 1>just need to run in. So we lined a plastic

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<v Speaker 1>nappy bag with a disposable change pad, lined her pram

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<v Speaker 1>with her change matt and chucked a blanket over her

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<v Speaker 1>legs just in case we got judged. Very good, What

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<v Speaker 1>are you getting from bunnies.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so important. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Also also bunny should sell nappies genius. That's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of those things where I have to always

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<v Speaker 1>like I have in the car a couple of nappies

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<v Speaker 1>just like rogue nappies in there, so I always forget

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<v Speaker 1>them and nothing is worse than getting somewhere and you're napulous.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very creative.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very It's like a guy plastic that dad is

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<v Speaker 1>very like di I.

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<v Speaker 2>Y like, don't worry, I wonder buddies.

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<v Speaker 1>Also like typical dad when like you're first born, a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of months old. Yeah, he's like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to fix that back deck.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, really, let's go to buddies and slap a

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<v Speaker 2>few bags of soil.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bastards, Oh you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>We have questions, Yes, we do have some questions. The

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<v Speaker 1>good people of this country need us, mostly parents, that

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<v Speaker 1>they are in dy need of assistance. They have questions

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<v Speaker 1>that need to be answered immediately. That is why we're here. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>do you guys have any advice to help my toddler

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<v Speaker 1>brush their teeth?

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<v Speaker 2>Pin them down?

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<v Speaker 1>Next question, brushing teeth. It's bloody heart.

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<v Speaker 2>My kids love it brushing their teeth. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you using for toothpaste?

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<v Speaker 2>Chocolate? Nah? Nah?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>They just love it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if they can't get enough of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, you've been blessed. My kids absolutely hate their teeth

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<v Speaker 1>being brushed. It is one of the most frustrating parts.

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<v Speaker 2>When trying to brush a dog's teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it's like faces, like doing a thing you

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<v Speaker 1>can to avoid.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you let them try and do it themselves? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? But they do such a crap.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is the trick.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. What do you got?

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<v Speaker 2>This is the trick.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you get them used to having it in

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<v Speaker 3>their mouth and their own accord? And then you can

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<v Speaker 3>even brush your teeth along with them and they can

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<v Speaker 3>then they can teach themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh like like father, like son.

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<v Speaker 2>April like something. I haven't brushed my teeth about fifteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well I found something, Ash, you've got something. I

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<v Speaker 1>found something that I think will make it a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit easier for parents to brush their kids teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you got?

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<v Speaker 1>It's right here?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a little electric toothbrush?

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<v Speaker 1>That is no, no, it looks like it. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to give this a little go ash, you can.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not putting it in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, don't. You don't use it to well, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the only problem is that you can't. You can't turn

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<v Speaker 1>it off. But you're meant to brush your teeth for

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<v Speaker 1>as long as the music plays.

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<v Speaker 2>That's too long.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a very long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Still, Yeah, I wonder you kids don't like to brush

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<v Speaker 2>your teeth. They're enforced. That's the I look.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a different song? It keeps going?

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<v Speaker 2>How long? It's shower for that long?

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<v Speaker 1>Kids love it? Mate y, let me.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't finish the show because of this fucking tooth brush.

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<v Speaker 1>There needs to be an off button. But kids love it,

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<v Speaker 1>kids are into it.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no way, there's no way. It's too minute, two minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't touch it again.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, put in your pocket.

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<v Speaker 3>It's still good. It's like on the Simpsons when the

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<v Speaker 3>doorbell stays on.

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<v Speaker 1>I can still hear it. That's my advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Fail. Well, okay, go with what I said and pin

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<v Speaker 2>them down. Next question.

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<v Speaker 3>Alright, Alright, I have a twenty month old and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>two months pregnant with my second.

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<v Speaker 2>Do I need a double pram?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say, very good reading?

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<v Speaker 3>I am nine hundred months old.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight minutes to get that question out? What was it again?

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<v Speaker 2>Pram? Double pram? Does she need a double prem?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel so passionately about this. I sometimes get fixated

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<v Speaker 1>on like certain things, like for example, when it came

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<v Speaker 1>time to getting a leaf blower, man, I researched, like

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<v Speaker 1>I was just really into knowing, like how many leaf

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<v Speaker 1>blowers were out there, what the waterage was, like the

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<v Speaker 1>battery life, and it was the same.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you end up with? Wise?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got the Riobi twelve volt.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like, before we answer the continue to answer

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<v Speaker 3>the question because there's something I wanted to talk to

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<v Speaker 3>you about that I now own a power tool.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 2>Clearly really takes sec.

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<v Speaker 1>Bringing in bringing in that is I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>judge the size of your tool, but that's pathetic. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's the it's the auto's brand, is it. It's like, look, look,

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<v Speaker 1>turn it on, give it a bell.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, this is where I'm at. Okay, it's not how.

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<v Speaker 2>Big it is, how you use it, first of all.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm now a proud owner of a power tool.

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<v Speaker 3>It's my very first power tool. I went to Bunnings

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<v Speaker 3>to buy it. This is not a Bunnings plug, by

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<v Speaker 3>the way, and I was like, oh, I just get

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<v Speaker 3>something cheap.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just to do the garage and the back.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have much to do. So I went and

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<v Speaker 3>I bought the blower, didn't do any research. Got home,

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<v Speaker 3>realized that you've also got to buy the battery and

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<v Speaker 3>stuff separately.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the problem with that.

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<v Speaker 3>The I know, and it costs me as much as

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<v Speaker 3>the expensive one in thee.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, what do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Terrible?

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<v Speaker 2>Does this make me a man? Or?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I mean it's it's getting there. It's like going

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<v Speaker 1>through puberty. You've got You've got like three pubes that

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<v Speaker 1>have sprouted. You want to get one of. I almost

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<v Speaker 1>went the like petrol powered, like the one you put.

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<v Speaker 2>On your back cut like no back area.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, we need to range this right in.

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<v Speaker 3>But sorry, I wanted to bring that up as soon

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<v Speaker 3>as you said blower.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to show your enjoy. I felt the same

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<v Speaker 1>about PRAM. I did a lot of research with a

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<v Speaker 1>double pram because there's a lot of options. Actually, you

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<v Speaker 1>can get the ones that are stacked on top of

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<v Speaker 1>each other like a two story yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Or you can get the side by side, the double decker,

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<v Speaker 3>the side car very confusing.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of conflicting reports out there because I put

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<v Speaker 1>some stuff on stories. This is before Lawla was born,

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<v Speaker 1>and some parents were like the two stack amazing. Others

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<v Speaker 1>were like, no, you want the side by side. But

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<v Speaker 1>the people like the side by side is too wide,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't get down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm against it the whole.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is not okay the bugaboo donkey.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't all have bugaboo money in the champs.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy who's going out buying power tools.

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<v Speaker 3>One power tool I own and isn't even considered the

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<v Speaker 3>power tool. No, so I I just don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>be looking for put my dick in the end of

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<v Speaker 3>that thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's get your mind. No, okay, anyway, you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's my first power tool. You've got that many flash lights.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm against the double pram. Here is why. One. You

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<v Speaker 2>take up too much fucking footpath and you're wrangling that thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You get right away. Everybody gets out of you.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get the fuck out of my way. I've got

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I'm as important as you.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you have to take both kids to the park, how.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you scooter a baby on the back attached?

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<v Speaker 3>Oscar's riding along keeping macone entertained.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice I go around a corner, Marley keeps forgetting to

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<v Speaker 1>hold on like that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that the people comes down to education.

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<v Speaker 1>I get to the park and I'm like, where the

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<v Speaker 1>hell is Marley.

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<v Speaker 2>Comes down to education?

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<v Speaker 3>You're educate her and say hold on tight, hold on tight.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Also coming back from the park, stopping this some groceries,

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<v Speaker 1>the two.

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<v Speaker 3>Cars, how do you fit down that? How do you

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<v Speaker 3>fit down the aisle with that thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Just bulldoze my way through.

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<v Speaker 2>Get out of your part of the problem, part of

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<v Speaker 2>the problem. So we bought one.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, what do you got with pram?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't have it anymore. We didn't last that

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<v Speaker 3>long because I was like, this is the biggest waste

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<v Speaker 3>of fucking space that we have. We bought it, used

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<v Speaker 3>it twice, realize it's just an absolute pain in the art.

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<v Speaker 2>Moved on.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's in the single prem what would you got.

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<v Speaker 3>I've just got well, we barely even use it.

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<v Speaker 2>We're now we're riding around a bike.

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<v Speaker 3>I put kids in the back of my electric bike.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got the April on the bike.

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<v Speaker 2>Too, because a boat Adam hell on his scooter. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>I would say, don't get one waste of time.

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<v Speaker 1>Amber, who's written in Okay, you have a choice right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You can listen to Ash, which is the right choice,

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<v Speaker 1>or you can listen to myself. It's entirely up to you.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't be a burden on society and get

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<v Speaker 3>a double prim.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you right now, if you get a double Pram,

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<v Speaker 1>you will never You'll never regret it, You'll ever make

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<v Speaker 1>think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>It won't impact her because she'll make a dad push it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, think about how often you are going to be

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<v Speaker 1>spending time with both these kids in PRAM. You want

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<v Speaker 1>one that is going to be It's got a good

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<v Speaker 1>turning circle, it's got great bearings.

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<v Speaker 3>Just stick with the single. You don't have to worry

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<v Speaker 3>about any of those things because the single does it all.

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<v Speaker 1>Just when I thought we were best friends to be

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<v Speaker 1>agreed on everything, Nope, you come out with this awful

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<v Speaker 1>viewporn on prams.

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<v Speaker 3>I think like we've got a travel single pram and

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<v Speaker 3>a normal single pram. We don't use either of them

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<v Speaker 3>now because the kids, like Macy wants to get up

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<v Speaker 3>and run. I get a newborn, No, I get she's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna have a newborn, probably gonna be most likely strapped

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<v Speaker 3>to us, sometimes maybe strapped to dad. Sometimes feel like

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<v Speaker 3>the double pram is something that's like the good ones expensive.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree with you, if you're gonna get one, get

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<v Speaker 3>the fucking good one. I agree with you on that point,

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<v Speaker 3>but also very expensive for what they are.

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<v Speaker 2>Buy another car.

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<v Speaker 1>How can you put a price on your children?

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<v Speaker 3>Ash, well, that's what are they going to eat this week?

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<v Speaker 2>Or not make a choice. I'm hungry getting that double bram. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>On that note, that's all we have time for today.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's wrap it up. It's been a pleasure as always

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<v Speaker 1>speak to you. Guys.

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