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Speaker 1: Oh, it's quite a pleasant little blow.

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Speaker 2: That's what.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie Jay

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Speaker 1: and this is a podcast that is all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It's the good, the badable, and.

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Speaker 1: We have to always say at the start of every

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Speaker 1: episode that there will be absolutely no advice given whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: So if you hear something and you go that's incorrect. No,

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Speaker 1: you don't do it that way. That's fine.

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Speaker 2: You heard correctly.

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Speaker 1: We're not giving advice that she keeps happy great as frazzled.

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Speaker 1: Frazzled at the moment. I had a bit of an

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Speaker 1: emotional drop off this morning.

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Speaker 2: Emotional. I hope you're okay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone was not good.

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Speaker 2: No one was good.

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Speaker 1: Everybody was a little bit emotional. No, the teachers were fine.

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Speaker 3: It was more so like, oh Godlala and Mali.

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Speaker 1: Now, I have a tricky daycare in that there is

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Speaker 1: only one spot that you can park. What is It's

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Speaker 1: on a main road opposite the daycare. There's a high

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Speaker 1: school right in the mornings, it's fucking it's peak. It's

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Speaker 1: peak hour. You got people going to work, you got

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Speaker 1: people dropping off the kids at the high school. You've

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Speaker 1: got parents dropping off the kids. The daycare, and there's

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Speaker 1: only one car park available. It's like a ten to

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Speaker 1: of our daycare.

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Speaker 3: So where does everyone else go?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, I don't know how they do it.

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Speaker 1: I had a secret little car spot that was then

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Speaker 1: an alleyway that was maybe a five minute walk, and

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Speaker 1: now that one's been taken up. So every morning, just

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Speaker 1: the anxiety of like, I don't know how I'm going

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Speaker 1: to do this. I don't know where I'm going to park.

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Speaker 1: Will I walk fifty meters? Will I walk a kilometer?

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Speaker 1: I don't know?

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Speaker 2: And it really does park at home, mate.

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Speaker 1: It's literally gotten to the point where I've I've thought

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Speaker 1: I'm parked almost closer to my house now than I

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Speaker 1: am to the actual daycare. That's why I wanted to

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Speaker 1: get one of the electric bikes.

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Speaker 2: A cargo thing that there's a guy.

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Speaker 3: There's a guy that cruise around like near our place

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Speaker 3: now with one. Next so I see him, I'll be like, hey,

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Speaker 3: I know this guy once one of them. I don't

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Speaker 3: think he's electric because it's quite flat, the Kindi's where

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Speaker 3: we are quite flat, man, this.

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Speaker 1: Is very very hilly, So this morning obviously had to record.

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Speaker 1: The last thing I wanted to do, ASH was be

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Speaker 1: late for you, because I know how that makes you annoyed,

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Speaker 1: and an annoyed ASH is not good for anyone.

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Speaker 2: Don't make this about me, mate.

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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, time is running out. Traffic was bad,

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Speaker 1: it was banked up. I was like, I need to

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Speaker 2: I told the kids to jump out of forty k

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Speaker 2: it's forty for a reason.

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Speaker 1: Down like three, actually go, But I was like, screw it,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to park. It a no stopping zone. Nice

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Speaker 1: going to do it has to be done. I don't

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Speaker 1: like to break the rules, Ash, but every now and

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Speaker 1: then you got to. You got to do it. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: get there, pull up, and I'm like fuck.

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Speaker 2: Just nervous already.

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Speaker 1: I'm also the kind of person that when I was younger,

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Speaker 1: whenever I did anything naughty, there was always like someone watching.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I might always get sprung if I was

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Speaker 2: like breaking the rules.

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Speaker 1: Turn around, there's always a teacher there who would catch

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Speaker 3: Was just always that cunt that gets away with everything too.

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Speaker 3: You know you have that one friend always gets away

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Speaker 2: Not me.

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Speaker 1: I'd sneeze and like illegal, lock him up, fellas attention.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm trying to get the kids out of

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Speaker 1: I'm like okay, like I'm watching No Man hard. And

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Speaker 2: Look up parking cop. Yeah fuck off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, two of them.

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Speaker 2: Two of them.

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Speaker 3: What were they doing having in their morning coffee and

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Speaker 3: You've driven a crime directly to them.

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Speaker 1: I'm surrounded at this point, get down on the ground,

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Speaker 1: that moment I made a split second decision. I was like,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, book me?

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Speaker 3: Just tell them as the kindy company vehicle, just like

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Speaker 1: But then I I start then like reverse walking and

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Speaker 1: I'm getting back in the car, and I was like

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Speaker 3: Do they not show any mercy and be like, mate.

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Speaker 2: We know that you're going through it right now. You've

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Speaker 1: These are parking inspectors.

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Speaker 3: They have no mercy when they have that fucking job.

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Speaker 1: He was licking his lips and he was like.

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Speaker 2: We double up the fine on this.

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Speaker 1: He had like he was walking towards me with a

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Speaker 2: He's just like, how you going there?

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Speaker 2: Good one your rent And.

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Speaker 1: Then I'm like, I'm like I get back in the

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Speaker 1: confusing for the kids because they're like what would were

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Speaker 1: I can see Daycad. I'm like, get back in the car,

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Speaker 2: There's a kid.

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Speaker 1: You got to find a place to park. And I'm like, ye,

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Speaker 1: look around, look around, there's nowhere at all.

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Speaker 2: Will you take my kids into Kindy for me? They

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Speaker 2: should do a drop off like a drive through service. Okay,

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Speaker 2: no one's steal my idea. This is my idea.

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Speaker 3: It's like a Macca's drive through situation. You drive in,

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Speaker 3: someone opens the back door, the kids get ushered out.

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Speaker 3: You don't have to say bye if you don't want,

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Speaker 2: You out in the way. There, the door shut, they

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Speaker 1: I saw this the other day, like a valet at

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Speaker 1: the high school. Right, that's what they do because it's

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Speaker 1: They stand there with high vison. As your car pulls up,

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Speaker 2: Kids genius into the school.

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Speaker 3: Genius.

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Speaker 1: It's a well run operation.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I've never heard of that.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen it before my life. They need to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but like maybe not another child getting my child

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Speaker 1: Toddlers like welcome at So anyway, I had to put

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Speaker 3: Digg you strapping back in? Yeah, yeah, of course, and

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Speaker 3: this is not a visual medium.

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Speaker 1: I had to do another loop and traffic was backed up,

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Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, I just need to make this quick.

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Speaker 1: And you feel bad. I know you'll say you'll sit

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Speaker 1: want to bortle to go by, and well, I was

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Speaker 1: like one more heart and I'm like, hey, one my heart, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: say one more kiss. And I'm like I don't have

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Speaker 3: Everything's a fucking game, Jesus, and just get to kindy now.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you're not walking across the wall and

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Speaker 1: she's in tears, and then you feel guilty at that

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Speaker 1: moment where you say goodbye. Yeah, you yelling and kids

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Speaker 2: So they were they were just off it. We and

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Speaker 2: you just got the hell out of it.

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Speaker 1: Of course, Molly spots like a little flower she wants

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Speaker 3: But then you get a photo of them, and then

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Speaker 2: Did you get a photo and then not happy?

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Speaker 1: No, they were just crying in the corner.

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Speaker 2: That reminds me of Oscar's sad boy day the other day.

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Speaker 3: Remember, so we had been away, we got back and

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Speaker 3: Oscar goes to two different kindergartens. One is like all

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Speaker 3: he just likes the other one because all bigger kids

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Speaker 3: and there's little kids. And so we've been away, then

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Speaker 2: Is it today? And you're like, do you lie? Do

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Speaker 2: you just lie?

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Speaker 3: I don't lie there because there's two options when you

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Speaker 3: come out of the driveway, the way he wants to go,

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Speaker 3: anyway he doesn't want to go, and he knows.

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Speaker 2: So it's like, I might as well just.

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Speaker 3: Rip the band aid off real early and try and

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Speaker 3: smooth him into it.

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Speaker 2: Anyway.

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Speaker 3: The other day he just wasn't having it so slow.

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Speaker 3: I even said, look, we'll tell you what. We'll go

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Speaker 3: a little bit late and I'll have Popper pick you

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Speaker 2: You'll see the one or two people that you play

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Speaker 2: with there that you like.

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Speaker 1: Does he respond to that?

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Speaker 2: All the other kids are probably anything, what do you mean?

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Speaker 2: He doesn't like us?

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Speaker 3: And he's like not really having it and whatever. And

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Speaker 3: in the play ground area, which is awesome. They're already

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I didn't say that. I said, look,

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Speaker 2: And he was like, I want to come home. I

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Speaker 3: It's like, I want to play with transformers and she's like,

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Speaker 3: Like please help me, Dad's lock me in the laundry.

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Speaker 3: But I thought that was you get a mixed bag

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Speaker 1: Why did no one tell me that babies make so

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Speaker 2: I can relate totally. What do you mean obviously you're

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the only noise that I can think

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Speaker 1: You had the cop next to the to the bed.

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Speaker 3: First of all, we're like, fuck, it was winter, like fuck,

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Speaker 1: People who live in like a ducted air conditioned house

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Speaker 3: We had that with Macy, but it was a summer baby,

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Speaker 2: Oh it was great. This place is like fucking living

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Speaker 3: But the old place, like the windows were so.

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Speaker 3: But we didn't realize that the room was so cold

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Speaker 1: His lips purple.

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Speaker 3: Not good for we all moved to the loungery was

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Speaker 2: Is it too bright the liv No, No, it was quiet.

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Speaker 1: You could like give it the bender treatment and black.

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Speaker 3: It out, turn the oven on and really make it warm.

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Speaker 3: I got this anyway, So we all slept in there

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Speaker 2: But yes, he was like up and down all night.

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Speaker 2: But when he was asleep, he was just like he

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Speaker 3: Only someone left the timerround, But I've had friends as

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Speaker 2: But we're like, let's get this fucking kid out of here.

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Speaker 1: Because people come over like guests and they're like, hey,

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Speaker 1: April's asleep on the couch. What did you guys? We

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Speaker 1: were you sleeping in the living.

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Speaker 3: Room all on the lound. We were on the lounge

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Speaker 3: and the cop was like on the lound. At the time,

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Speaker 3: we had like a fourteen seat lounge.

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Speaker 2: It was great, took up the whole living.

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Speaker 3: Room space, but it was like so like twice the

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Speaker 3: size of this so we could all fit. It was

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Speaker 3: all fun and the dog, but Oscar was so noisy.

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Speaker 3: Then we all moved back and I was like, Nah,

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Speaker 3: this kid's got to get out of here. He's too noisy.

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Speaker 2: So then we moved back in the living room. We know, we.

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Speaker 3: Had a second bedroom, and we were like made it

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Speaker 3: so it was warm enough. It's completely soundproofd so we

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Speaker 3: couldn't hear it. But he was like, real, yeah, just

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I suppose like they spend what night

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Speaker 3: months in water.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're coming out and they're like kick.

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Speaker 3: Like when they're in the kicking, they probably make that. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: they definitely make like weird sleepy noises.

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Speaker 1: Like I know what.

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Speaker 3: I've had friends as well that they've said the same thing.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you've just got one of those kids that only

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Speaker 3: screams in their sleep.

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Speaker 1: It was for lol. It was either either she was

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Speaker 1: screaming like she was in pure agony or she was

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Speaker 1: kind of toast. It was nowhere between.

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Speaker 2: Do they sleep talk or anything?

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Speaker 1: Oh maw, Marley does now.

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Speaker 3: Because I suppose it's like the baby version of sleep talking, right,

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Speaker 3: because they're alive, they're active, their brains like continuously growing.

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Speaker 2: I suppose when they're.

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Speaker 1: Still wires are still trying to connect it.

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Speaker 2: But like I know Oscar now he like sleep, laughs,

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Speaker 2: sleep screams. He's shocking.

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Speaker 1: Only time, like before we go to bed, we did

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Speaker 1: one last little check on the kids. And Marley is

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Speaker 1: such a wrigglar that quite often she'll be like right

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Speaker 1: on the edge, if not like on the.

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Speaker 2: She falls out of life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, downstairs and we'll just hear this. I'll put it

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Speaker 1: back in bed. And as you put her back into

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Speaker 1: the middle of the bed, she'll be like, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to ride the pony. And you're like, what the

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Speaker 1: clouds flowers are broken? Yeah, I would.

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Speaker 3: Say, like, look, I think it's not widely talked about.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it needs to be more talked about.

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Speaker 3: It like great, yeah, they're gonna first they're gonna scream

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Speaker 3: themselves to sleep just about. But then when they're asleep,

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Speaker 3: they're gonna make all sorts of noises.

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Speaker 1: I do know it's annoying. Like Buster, for example, he'll

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Speaker 1: sometimes come into our bedroom and he'll just be there

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Speaker 1: going lick at his ned. Licking is absolute red Rocket,

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Speaker 1: that's always. That is very annoying. But hey, let's get

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Speaker 1: into your favorite segment.

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Speaker 2: Budge smoke was most ordinary. Pair were desert repair ordinary repair.

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Speaker 1: We don't know, We don't know what we're doing.

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Speaker 2: Because do you.

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Speaker 1: Want to go first or should I? How are we

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Speaker 1: going to do this?

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Speaker 3: I'll go first and then you go second.

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Speaker 2: I've picked one Matt, which I.

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Speaker 3: Thought would be right up your alley, considering we talked

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Speaker 3: about the other day. You're struggling with the hair doing

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Speaker 3: the hair for the girls. So someone has come to

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Speaker 3: doting dads. My ordinary parenting is my girl's hair. They

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Speaker 3: love fancy braids, love watching YouTube and asking for different hairstyles.

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Speaker 3: When I'm time poor in brackets, often I do whatever

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Speaker 3: I want to their hair, then say, oh, take a

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Speaker 2: Shows them let's get going.

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Speaker 1: Brilliant brilliant. Marley is big on the like take a

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Speaker 1: photo and what does it look like in the back.

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Speaker 3: I was watching videos and photos of himself a bit

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Speaker 3: of himself that kid, What do you got?

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Speaker 1: Okay? I think I have a winner here. Quite often

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Speaker 1: you have found the most ordinary parent, but this week

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Speaker 1: I believe it is I. Well also Lauren, who was

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Speaker 1: submitted an ordinary parent moment. She says, we headed to

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Speaker 1: Bunnings with our firstborn in Brackets, only a few months old. Firstly,

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Speaker 1: congratulations family trip out as fully, who wants to go

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Speaker 1: to Bunny Bunny. As we got her out of the car,

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Speaker 1: she had a pooh leakage a poonami if you will.

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Speaker 1: We went for a standard nappy change, only to realize

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Speaker 1: we had packed everything except the nappies.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: We contemp literally. We contemplated going home, but thought we

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Speaker 1: just need to run in. So we lined a plastic

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Speaker 1: nappy bag with a disposable change pad, lined her pram

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Speaker 1: with her change matt and chucked a blanket over her

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Speaker 1: legs just in case we got judged. Very good, What

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Speaker 1: are you getting from bunnies.

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Speaker 2: That's so important. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Also also bunny should sell nappies genius. That's funny.

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Speaker 1: It's one of those things where I have to always

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Speaker 1: like I have in the car a couple of nappies

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Speaker 1: just like rogue nappies in there, so I always forget

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Speaker 1: them and nothing is worse than getting somewhere and you're napulous.

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Speaker 2: That's very creative.

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Speaker 1: Also like typical dad when like you're first born, a

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Speaker 1: couple of months old. Yeah, he's like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to fix that back deck.

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Speaker 2: She's like, really, let's go to buddies and slap a

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Speaker 2: Let's go.

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Speaker 1: We have questions, Yes, we do have some questions. The

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Speaker 1: that need to be answered immediately. That is why we're here. Yes,

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Speaker 1: do you guys have any advice to help my toddler

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Speaker 1: brush their teeth?

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Speaker 2: Pin them down?

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Speaker 1: Next question, brushing teeth. It's bloody heart.

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Speaker 2: My kids love it brushing their teeth. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: What are you using for toothpaste?

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Speaker 2: Chocolate? Nah? Nah?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: They just love it.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if they can't get enough of it.

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Speaker 1: Really, you've been blessed. My kids absolutely hate their teeth

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Speaker 1: being brushed. It is one of the most frustrating parts.

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Speaker 2: When trying to brush a dog's teeth.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like faces, like doing a thing you

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Speaker 1: can to avoid.

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Speaker 2: Do you let them try and do it themselves? Though?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? But they do such a crap.

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Speaker 2: But this is the trick.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. What do you got?

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Speaker 2: This is the trick.

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Speaker 3: What do you get them used to having it in

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Speaker 3: their mouth and their own accord? And then you can

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Speaker 3: even brush your teeth along with them and they can

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Speaker 3: then they can teach themselves.

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Speaker 1: Oh like like father, like son.

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Speaker 2: April like something. I haven't brushed my teeth about fifteen.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well I found something, Ash, you've got something. I

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Speaker 1: found something that I think will make it a little

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Speaker 1: bit easier for parents to brush their kids teeth.

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Speaker 2: Were you got?

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Speaker 1: It's right here?

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Speaker 2: Is that a little electric toothbrush?

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Speaker 1: That is no, no, it looks like it. If you

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Speaker 1: want to give this a little go ash, you can.

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Speaker 2: I'm not putting it in my mouth.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, don't. You don't use it to well, that's

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Speaker 1: the only problem is that you can't. You can't turn

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Speaker 1: it off. But you're meant to brush your teeth for

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Speaker 1: as long as the music plays.

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Speaker 2: That's too long.

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Speaker 1: It's a very long time.

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Speaker 2: Still, Yeah, I wonder you kids don't like to brush

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Speaker 2: your teeth. They're enforced. That's the I look.

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Speaker 1: Is it a different song? It keeps going?

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Speaker 2: How long? It's shower for that long?

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Speaker 1: Kids love it? Mate y, let me.

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Speaker 2: We can't finish the show because of this fucking tooth brush.

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Speaker 1: There needs to be an off button. But kids love it,

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Speaker 1: kids are into it.

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Speaker 3: There's no way, there's no way. It's too minute, two minutes.

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Speaker 1: Don't touch it again.

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Speaker 2: Okay, put in your pocket.

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Speaker 3: It's still good. It's like on the Simpsons when the

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Speaker 3: doorbell stays on.

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Speaker 1: I can still hear it. That's my advice.

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Speaker 2: Fail. Well, okay, go with what I said and pin

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Speaker 2: them down. Next question.

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Speaker 3: Alright, Alright, I have a twenty month old and I'm

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Speaker 3: two months pregnant with my second.

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Speaker 2: Do I need a double pram?

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Speaker 1: Can I just say, very good reading?

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Speaker 3: I am nine hundred months old.

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Speaker 1: Eight minutes to get that question out? What was it again?

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Speaker 2: Pram? Double pram? Does she need a double prem?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, one hundred percent.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: I feel so passionately about this. I sometimes get fixated

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Speaker 1: on like certain things, like for example, when it came

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Speaker 1: time to getting a leaf blower, man, I researched, like

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Speaker 1: I was just really into knowing, like how many leaf

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Speaker 1: blowers were out there, what the waterage was, like the

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Speaker 1: battery life, and it was the same.

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Speaker 2: Did you end up with? Wise?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the Riobi twelve volt.

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Speaker 3: It was like, before we answer the continue to answer

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Speaker 3: the question because there's something I wanted to talk to

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Speaker 3: you about that I now own a power tool.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations.

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Speaker 2: Clearly really takes sec.

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Speaker 1: Bringing in bringing in that is I don't want to

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Speaker 1: judge the size of your tool, but that's pathetic. And

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Speaker 1: it's the it's the auto's brand, is it. It's like, look, look,

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Speaker 1: turn it on, give it a bell.

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Speaker 3: Look, this is where I'm at. Okay, it's not how.

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Speaker 2: Big it is, how you use it, first of all.

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Speaker 3: But I'm now a proud owner of a power tool.

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Speaker 3: It's my very first power tool. I went to Bunnings

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Speaker 3: to buy it. This is not a Bunnings plug, by

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Speaker 3: the way, and I was like, oh, I just get

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Speaker 3: something cheap.

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Speaker 2: It's just to do the garage and the back.

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Speaker 3: I don't have much to do. So I went and

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Speaker 3: I bought the blower, didn't do any research. Got home,

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Speaker 3: realized that you've also got to buy the battery and

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Speaker 3: stuff separately.

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Speaker 1: That's the problem with that.

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Speaker 3: The I know, and it costs me as much as

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Speaker 3: the expensive one in thee.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, what do you reckon?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Terrible?

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Speaker 2: Does this make me a man? Or?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean it's it's getting there. It's like going

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Speaker 1: through puberty. You've got You've got like three pubes that

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Speaker 1: have sprouted. You want to get one of. I almost

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Speaker 1: went the like petrol powered, like the one you put.

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Speaker 2: On your back cut like no back area.

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Speaker 1: It was like, we need to range this right in.

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Speaker 3: But sorry, I wanted to bring that up as soon

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Speaker 3: as you said blower.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to show your enjoy. I felt the same

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Speaker 1: about PRAM. I did a lot of research with a

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Speaker 1: double pram because there's a lot of options. Actually, you

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Speaker 1: can get the ones that are stacked on top of

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Speaker 1: each other like a two story yeah.

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Speaker 3: Or you can get the side by side, the double decker,

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Speaker 3: the side car very confusing.

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Speaker 1: A lot of conflicting reports out there because I put

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Speaker 1: some stuff on stories. This is before Lawla was born,

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Speaker 1: and some parents were like the two stack amazing. Others

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Speaker 1: were like, no, you want the side by side. But

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Speaker 1: the people like the side by side is too wide,

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Speaker 1: you can't get down.

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Speaker 2: I'm against it the whole.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is not okay the bugaboo donkey.

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Speaker 3: We don't all have bugaboo money in the champs.

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Speaker 1: The guy who's going out buying power tools.

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Speaker 3: One power tool I own and isn't even considered the

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Speaker 3: power tool. No, so I I just don't want to

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Speaker 3: be looking for put my dick in the end of

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Speaker 3: that thing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's get your mind. No, okay, anyway, you're like,

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Speaker 1: it's my first power tool. You've got that many flash lights.

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Speaker 2: I'm against the double pram. Here is why. One. You

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Speaker 2: take up too much fucking footpath and you're wrangling that thing.

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Speaker 1: You get right away. Everybody gets out of you.

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Speaker 2: But that's the problem.

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Speaker 3: Let's get the fuck out of my way. I've got

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Speaker 3: you know, I'm as important as you.

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Speaker 1: So if you have to take both kids to the park, how.

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Speaker 2: Do you scooter a baby on the back attached?

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Speaker 3: Oscar's riding along keeping macone entertained.

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Speaker 1: Nice I go around a corner, Marley keeps forgetting to

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Speaker 1: hold on like that.

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Speaker 3: That's that the people comes down to education.

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Speaker 1: I get to the park and I'm like, where the

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Speaker 1: hell is Marley.

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Speaker 2: Comes down to education?

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Speaker 3: You're educate her and say hold on tight, hold on tight.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Also coming back from the park, stopping this some groceries,

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Speaker 1: the two.

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Speaker 3: Cars, how do you fit down that? How do you

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Speaker 3: fit down the aisle with that thing?

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Speaker 1: Just bulldoze my way through.

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Speaker 2: Get out of your part of the problem, part of

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Speaker 2: the problem. So we bought one.

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Speaker 1: Was like, what do you got with pram?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't have it anymore. We didn't last that

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Speaker 3: long because I was like, this is the biggest waste

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Speaker 3: of fucking space that we have. We bought it, used

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Speaker 3: it twice, realize it's just an absolute pain in the art.

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Speaker 2: Moved on.

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Speaker 1: So what's in the single prem what would you got.

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Speaker 3: I've just got well, we barely even use it.

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Speaker 2: We're now we're riding around a bike.

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Speaker 3: I put kids in the back of my electric bike.

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Speaker 3: I've got the April on the bike.

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Speaker 2: Too, because a boat Adam hell on his scooter. Look,

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Speaker 2: I would say, don't get one waste of time.

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Speaker 1: Amber, who's written in Okay, you have a choice right now.

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Speaker 1: You can listen to Ash, which is the right choice,

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Speaker 1: or you can listen to myself. It's entirely up to you.

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Speaker 3: But I don't be a burden on society and get

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Speaker 3: a double prim.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, if you get a double Pram,

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Speaker 1: you will never You'll never regret it, You'll ever make

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Speaker 1: think about it.

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Speaker 3: It won't impact her because she'll make a dad push it.

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Speaker 1: No, think about how often you are going to be

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Speaker 1: spending time with both these kids in PRAM. You want

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Speaker 1: one that is going to be It's got a good

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Speaker 1: turning circle, it's got great bearings.

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Speaker 3: Just stick with the single. You don't have to worry

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Speaker 3: about any of those things because the single does it all.

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Speaker 1: Just when I thought we were best friends to be

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Speaker 1: agreed on everything, Nope, you come out with this awful

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Speaker 1: viewporn on prams.

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Speaker 3: I think like we've got a travel single pram and

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Speaker 3: a normal single pram. We don't use either of them

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Speaker 3: now because the kids, like Macy wants to get up

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Speaker 3: and run. I get a newborn, No, I get she's

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Speaker 3: gonna have a newborn, probably gonna be most likely strapped

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Speaker 3: to us, sometimes maybe strapped to dad. Sometimes feel like

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Speaker 3: the double pram is something that's like the good ones expensive.

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Speaker 3: I agree with you, if you're gonna get one, get

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Speaker 3: the fucking good one. I agree with you on that point,

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Speaker 3: but also very expensive for what they are.

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Speaker 2: Buy another car.

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Speaker 1: How can you put a price on your children?

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Speaker 3: Ash, well, that's what are they going to eat this week?

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Speaker 2: Or not make a choice. I'm hungry getting that double bram. Anyway.

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Speaker 2: On that note, that's all we have time for today.

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Speaker 1: Let's wrap it up. It's been a pleasure as always

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Speaker 1: speak to you. Guys.

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Speaker 2: We are best and we're back.

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Speaker 1: comments made by people who have left reviews just because

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Speaker 1: you begged. You guys are so desperate. I know we

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Speaker 1: send them this episode and next week.

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Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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